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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

Today we got Michael Didi.

Dayday.

Day Day.

Starting off great.

Pete!

Why'd you tell me Dee Dee?

Pete didn't know.

I didn't tell Pete.

That wasn't his fault.

Yeah.

Oh, he just read it.

Yeah, he just read it.

Okay, Pete, you're all right.

You're fine by me.

I don't forget you, Pete, but not.

Fuck you, Pete.

Michael Dayday, you're from Austin.

You're in Austin Comic.

I'm from Austin Comic.

Nick and him worked together at Cap City.

Yeah, yeah.

And they've been friends ever since.

Yeah, we went on the road.

You guys have like a kind of a sisterhood of the traveling pants thing you do?

Yeah, it's been dope, man.

But it's with a what is it?

A pair, a pair of underpants.

Yeah, we're sharing underwear.

What's that movie about?

Just a bunch of whores that wear the same pair of pants?

I wouldn't say whores, but yeah.

They're nice ladies.

They're nice ladies.

I've seen both.

I've seen one and two, actually.

Oh, there's a sequel.

There's a sequel, yeah.

Well, they're whores in number two.

I always confuse that one with.

It's more complicated than that.

Okay, she comes back from Greece, okay, and she's met a nice guy, and then she goes back, and he said, and she goes back to be with him Alexis Bladell famously from Gilmore Girls

and then once she gets back he's like this is my wife.

And then she then she get breaks her so I wouldn't say she's a whore, but she is a little bit of a monogamous whore.

She's a little bit of a bitch.

Let's just say

she's being a bitch.

I've never seen any of those movies.

I've seen both of them.

I watched the second one because I wanted

me and my girlfriend were going to Greece and we're like, let's watch movies with Greece in it.

What if you're not watching this?

Mamma Mia

We watched Mamma Mia.

We watched Scissor of the Traveling Pants one and two.

One and two.

I like girl movies.

I do.

Gladiator.

Gladiator.

Yeah, that's a great one.

Yeah, yeah.

Rome, Grease.

Did you see Gladiator 2?

No, I didn't see it.

My mom wanted to see it because she's like horny for Denzel, like every old black lady.

Yeah, but he plays.

That probably ruined it for her.

That might be the end of it.

Yeah, being horny for if she saw that one.

And she sees that one.

She still does.

He does the Denzel voice from what I heard.

Yeah, but a gay, like a little bit of, he gives a a little bit of spiciness to he does, not in the movie, not in the voice or even his man.

But he has rings.

He has like 10 rings on.

He says

that he's bad.

I would love to watch that with my mom and watch her go, mm-mm.

I would just love to hear it.

He put on the dress, Cat Williams style.

Yeah.

He put on the gay.

They got him to finally put on the dress.

It's so bad.

No, yeah, I went with my dad as well over Thanksgiving.

But yeah, it does follow the Disney villain thing where every bad guy is a homosexual and every good guy gets pussy.

So

that's what should be.

I feel like society, we're kind of returning to normalcy once again.

Yeah, that's why I feel like J.K.

Rowland did it backwards.

Voldemort should have been gay.

And Dumbledore.

Well, they're British.

Yeah.

Yeah, they're all gay, pretty much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They all got buggered at

school, you know?

Yeah.

That's what the upper class of British society, they all have butt sex with men when they're at the most expensive schools.

Are you telling me?

Because you just came from Britain, so you.

Yeah, that's what I was doing.

Figuring out.

I went to Eton when I was there.

No, yeah.

No, but they're like, but they like fancy it, like, oh, this is in the style of the classics.

Like, so, like, because Socrates had sex with boys, you know, we're reading Latin and Greek.

And so,

yeah, they're like, it's posh.

You know who just did something Greek style?

Jay-Z.

Did y'all hear about him?

I think he's guilty.

Did you read it?

Yeah, it was.

He read it a young boy.

That's what he did.

The statement is, the statement, I was like, that's

a load of baloney.

And then I read the statement and I'm like, what's wrong?

I think he did it.

I mean, maybe.

Can you like, did you read his statement too?

I have no idea what he said.

So Jay-Z has been accused of a 13-year-old

among, you know, in line.

I think it was with Diddy.

Him and Diddy had sex with a 13-year-old sometime in 2002 at the VMAs.

Yeah.

And he made, he did a whole statement saying, I'm being extorted.

This is wrong.

What they're doing to me.

Ha ha.

A 13-year-old boy.

Yeah.

I think, allegedly.

Don't sue me, Jay-Z, please.

But from, he released like a screenshot statement, and one is like, you would assume that Jay-Z and Beyonce have like just

like a thousand lawyers, yeah.

A thousand, like a boardroom of evil lawyers.

Yeah, but

they also have like PR firms that are like, if you do it as a notes app screenshot, people think it's from you.

Yeah, but

it adds authenticity.

The way he writes it.

Because Kanye would do that, and then people are like, why is is Kanye doing that?

And then people are like, well, he's a genius.

He thinks the only thing that's going to be.

He's thinking about everything all the time.

And so he's like, I'm going to just do notes app shit.

And it's my favorite thing.

We don't even know what app he used, but I think it read like he was using voice to text because it was in the tone and style of like a Jay-Z verse.

Well, he's...

Yeah, but it is.

It's a little bit like...

There's something so off with the way he writes that thing.

Yeah, it's in I Am Big Pentameter if you read it.

The whole thing is a.

Yeah, yeah, it's a sonnet.

Shall I compare these to A Summer's Day?

Oh, 13-year-old boy.

No, he's mad at this lawyer that he says is a fake lawyer.

But when he says one red penny in the first, he's like, you will not get one red cent out of me.

I'm like, oh, this is a little bit like.

It's very

weird.

It's so weird.

Yeah.

It doesn't need to be a good thing.

And I don't understand with the amount of suits around them that that would have been a thing that got out.

It's bizarre to me.

But I don't know.

I mean, Drake, literally, by being into, I don't know, you know,

barely legals, is potentially the last heterosexual rapper,

I think, at this point.

I think so.

He's the only one that doesn't have any type of boy-butt allegations now.

You think about it.

Yeah.

It's just him and Millie Bobby Brown.

No one gives him credit for

it.

Did you keep up with the Drake and Kendrick Beef?

Is that?

Nick was on the story.

He was.

I saw a little bit of it.

I saw a little bit of it.

Yeah.

I don't think you can.

Doesn't that sort of break the rules of rap beef to sue somebody?

Yeah, I think so.

This is something.

First of all, the whole idea of rap beef is fake.

It's like a mutual promotion campaign.

Right.

Yeah.

Kendrick put out an album that wasn't that good called Mr.

Morale.

And he did so bad on that album, Kodak Black, did better

on one verse than he did the entire album.

Then he started beefing with Drake.

Now, do you know this because you like this stuff or because you're black?

Both.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Both of us.

Yes.

Once church ends, they do tell us all of that.

So, like, here's all the things you black people need to know for the week.

And then, yeah.

That would be cool.

That would be a nice app to have on your iPad.

Yeah, the black.

Yeah.

It's like, just so we're all on the same page here.

We're still going Kamala.

Everyone, you know.

I don't think that that's.

I've followed the black news too.

I think there's certainly

on black Twitter.

No.

Did I think about you?

Some of them, but I think it's the only.

I don't know.

I don't really know who's on Blue Sky.

I think it's just like Mueller report people.

Yeah?

Just like a political thing?

Yeah, it's all the Mueller, and they call it the Good Place.

Like the NBC sitcom.

Yeah.

Yeah,

which was, it was supposed to be heaven, but it's actually hell.

I think that's the twist of that show.

Yeah.

Blue sky is hell.

I think about your tweet all the time where you said a girl does some sociopathic shit.

Yeah, I was in a tough, tough spot.

I was too.

That's why I related to it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That happened to you, too.

Definitely.

The homosexuals corrupted.

It wasn't the homosexuals, though.

It wasn't.

It was just her general disposition.

Speaking of,

I saw Wicked last night.

Yeah.

And I was like, this is crazy.

Did you know that the guy that wrote the musical that the movie is based on, apparently that guy's gay?

Did you know that?

I could have assumed.

Dude, every rapper is gay.

It's crazy.

That was sort of short.

That's Hamilton, not Wicked.

I think it's not mine.

No, did you like it?

Wicked?

Yeah, I thought it was good until I found that out.

Yeah.

You just can't support that lifestyle.

Well, I mean, it's a little too much.

It's just like, yeah, just keep it.

We already have representation in the movie.

I didn't know that the guy that wrote the thing is like.

Also gay.

Yeah, I thought it was, you know, like a guy from

just like an electrician from Wisconsin or something.

Yeah,

yeah, why don't I do it?

You know, it's going to be like a musical about the Wizard of Oz, but it's, you know,

it's like, oh, geez, what if it was, you know, the bad guy's actually good?

It's like, Philip, that'll never work.

Yeah.

Get out of here.

I thought that's who it was.

Yeah.

I didn't realize it was Tim Walls' writing.

Yeah, I didn't realize it.

Well, Tim Walls, apparently.

I don't know if you've heard of it.

Eripper is good.

No, is Tim Walls also gay?

That was like the Chinese 14-year-old boy.

Oppo research on Tim Walls is that

he took a 14-year-old exchange student to an indigo girls concert in 1995 and sucked them off.

Yeah.

There was a guy on Twitter named like Dr.

Black Insurrectionist or something like that.

Perfect.

Yeah, that was like,

he was like, I have

the the documents here.

This is real.

And then he just disappeared.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They took him out, smoked him.

Sometimes when I hear shit like that and it's so intense, I feel like that's real.

Yeah, I mean, it's like, I barely know Tim Walls, you know?

So if you told me that he was a pedophile, I just met this guy two weeks ago.

Yeah.

I don't really have an opinion about him.

So it'd be like, okay, he's a pedophile.

I'm still getting to know the guy.

You know what I mean?

You're not like shattering.

that?

You're not shattering my world.

Yeah, it's this identity crap.

It really ruins the way you get to know someone.

I don't need to know how he likes to fuck, okay?

Well,

that's not what I'm saying.

Yeah, you're saying that.

You're not let down because you don't really know.

I don't know the fucking guy.

Yeah, he could just be, I don't know, fucking.

I don't know.

Yeah.

No one would believe me.

I'm not under the impression that pedophiles don't exist.

Who, if they got pedophile allegations, would you be the most

shocked?

Yeah.

Dr.

Dr.

Umar asking me.

Dr.

Umar.

Yeah.

Weird Al.

I think I would be disappointed in that.

I'm pretty disappointed.

But it would be like, oh, okay.

Let's just look at the guy.

Dr.

Umar would be a good one.

Yeah.

A white one or a black one?

There's too much pedophile, guys.

Watching Wicked, though, I did think, you know, would be a lot of fun is

to do like a movie, just a trailer for a movie, maybe.

Yeah.

And try to make it look real.

And you put it on the internet, and it's like a bunch of like, you know, kind of like burly, like like sort of 80s you know those like 80s viking style like bodybuilders like uh like ogre from revenge of the nerds like that style guy you know they don't really make him anymore like uh like uh what's his name from venture brothers

brock sampson from so those guys and they're all looking over scripts right and they're like uh you know they're like reading lines and sort of like kind of a latinate style you know like it's like a they're all auditioning for some sort of ancient greece thing and uh you go down the line, and then we see like a very fat black lady who has, but she has like long blonde hair, right?

And she's also reading the lines, and she feels kind of out of place, right?

And then she goes into the audition, and

you know, like initially she's sort of fucking it up, but then she like loses her temper, you know, and then says something and does it with all this passion.

And they're like,

that was fucking great.

And they were like, I think we found our Hercules.

And then

they're like, what's your name again?

And she goes, Kevin Sorbo.

For real.

And it's the Kevin Sorbo biopic.

Wow.

Starring a big fat black lady.

As Kevin Sorbo.

As Kevin Sorbo.

And then we see scenes from Kevin Sorbo's life.

And then you put it on Twitter and be like, the Kevin Sorbo movie.

And a hope that it gets back to him and he thinks that it's real.

It's.

And then he's like, I did not authorize this.

I did not, you know, he's like, I can't.

I'm a white guy.

I'm not.

That's so good.

Yeah.

Doing like a.

I think that would be fun.

Steve Jobs documentary and just letting.

But Steve Jobs didn't have a problem with it.

If you did it to Kevin Sorbo,

it would blow his mind.

He would get so mad.

It would be worth the lawsuit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A good troll is always worth it, I think.

That's fucking perfect.

In fact, because he's a public figure, I don't think do you need his permission to make a movie about his life?

You know, I don't do that kind of law, so

I wish I knew.

I think, yeah, I think it's legal.

Yeah, yeah.

It's parody.

Even then, again, worth the lawsuit.

Worth the lawsuit for sure.

You're going to sue about this movie that's objectively funny to me.

And make it a great movie.

Yeah.

Make it a do it.

Do it in a way where it's not disparaging.

It shows how he triumphed over adversity.

Because he was this California pretty boy going up against.

Who thought that would be Hercules?

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

It should have been.

And don't ever make it where it's like, oh, this is a fat black lady.

She's playing.

Yeah, you don't even imagine.

She's playing in a fet young man from California.

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Is hot jacking off a thing?

Is that like a...

Yeah.

Is that like a thing you can go do?

It's just a lifetime.

Yeah, it's developing.

Not at lifetime.

Lifetime is the only non-gay gym in New York City.

Not anymore.

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No, no, trust me, they are not taking...

They are not taking lifetime away.

They'll find it.

Like, get that Equinox shit out of here.

You know what I learned?

Daniel Penny was on his way to the Lifetime on 23rd Street when he killed that homeless Michael Jackson.

No, he wasn't.

He was.

Was he?

They released

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You got no idea.

Daniel, listen, you're the guy we need in Oz.

I wish you guys had seen Wicked.

He plays the wizard.

I don't know.

He's in that movie?

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Let me get all this stuff out of the way here and talk to you about Oz for a second.

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Yeah, yeah.

And Wicked.

Oh, man.

I got to see it, dude.

How'd you feel about Ariana Grande?

What do you mean?

Do you think she's like...

I thought the movie was good.

Bowen Yang Yang is great in it.

Yeah.

He's so funny, man.

I have no exposure to him outside of SNL, which is a terrible show.

I love SNL.

That's my most boomer favorite.

And my impression of Bowen on SNL is that anytime anything happens, they bring him on weekend update as the object from the thing.

Yeah.

You know, be like, oh, somebody found a coffee cup in Joe Biden's house.

And Colin Joseph is like, ladies and gentlemen,

welcome the coffee cup.

And then Bowen's like, oh, I've had a bad day.

you know and it's just okay it's the thing but it's gay it's it's and it's good every time it gets me every time yeah i don't i fucking love snl yeah i i'm like a big snl defender he's better

tremendous respect for a mean girl at shiz university i would say than any of the snl sketches he's doing what now he's a mean girl at shiz university that's where the that's the wizarding school that they go to really that's their hogwarts yeah but then they don't actually learn any of that shit i think it's just it's just a regular school.

Well, they have like math and English and stuff.

They're taking history classes and math and that kind of shit, and they don't really learn any magic.

And then, because magic isn't real.

The Wicked Witch is the only one that actually has magic.

They're just there learning critical race.

And the older Chinese lady, and I couldn't figure out if that was like Bone's mom or what.

I don't think they have any relation, but it took me two

hours and 45 minutes to realize that.

My sister told me over Thanksgiving that Wicked is actually based on

a sexual reimagining of Wizard of Oz.

And in the book that they based the musical on, the Wicked Witch has a purple pussy.

It's mentioned that her pussy is purple.

That book's also written by a gay guy.

No, no, that's written by a union man.

I think the musical gayed it up a bit.

That's in the Wiz, I think.

The purple pussy?

Yeah, the Black Oz.

What by default?

Yeah.

Jeff Goldblum's in that one as well.

Yeah, yeah.

Diana Ross.

You know what I mean?

I love the brothers.

Can't get enough.

They've got style.

They've got rhythm.

What more could you want?

Michael, why don't you come over here and do a little spin around thing on my dick?

He's walking forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards.

Which way is he going?

I can't tell.

You were telling me before the show that he was falsely accused, Michael Jackson?

Michael.

Yeah, yeah, definitely saying that.

He might be the only one that was actually in.

can I have some of your Yeti, dude?

I'm so thirsty.

It's completely empty.

And we have no water.

Did you have you gotten water or made any effort to get water in the last two years?

Damn it.

No.

I've been carrying the water from Home Depot.

You've never done a single water run.

I like it when kind of like a fit UPS guy with like short brown shorts comes and brings it.

And the big.

And I'm in a kimono.

I'm like, I wasn't expecting anyone.

Well, here's a question.

My husband's gone.

Let's say it wasn't Daniel Penny.

Let's say a Chun Lee-style Asian woman strangled yourself.

She's a strong legs.

Yes.

Which is the fucking strongest legs.

She goes, stop yaring.

And then she just gets him and she wraps him up.

No more, yeah.

Do you think the reaction would have been different if it was Chun Lee?

I think she would have been getting kind of the Luigi treatment maybe.

In the fucking outfit from Street Fighter.

So Michael Taxon personator.

I think it would have been the most New York shit to ever have.

That really was a crime to make that character, Chun-Li.

Yeah.

The kind of like...

Excessively horny.

I know.

I mean, that's just...

I would demonically horny.

I would die tomorrow for one night.

Well, also, nobody really looks like that.

Someone really went in the booth.

They went crazy with it.

They were just like...

I think that's what caused the population crisis in Asia.

was Chun Li.

Why is that?

Because they were like, look how thick this bitch is.

And then they're like, well, I can only jack off the drawings now.

I can't fuck a regular Chinese lady.

Is it Patrice O'Neill who's that Chinese girls' asses look like CD cases?

Like, that's so good.

It's a classic bit.

Oh, it's perfect.

Rest in peace, Patrice O'Neill.

Strangled to death on the F-train.

Yeah.

By a woman.

By a lady.

Oh, fuck me.

Jesus.

It would have been cool if Jordan Ely

was a Patrice O'Neill impersonator.

Beloved Patrice O'Neal impersonator.

Jordan Neale.

In a fedora.

He was just talking about Patrice O'Neill.

He's like, why the fuck are you holding your bitch's purse?

Just lecturing, man.

He's doing crowd work on the Eltric.

He's like, no, it's Elephant in the Room.

It's so good.

Oh, man.

Is that what you're going to say?

So, yeah, so the big news story this week is

this Luigi character.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pretty hot.

He's

unreal.

I think the girls are right about that.

Like, you know, sometimes I feel like girls hype up a guy, but I saw him.

I was like, all right, I get it.

I get the lust.

I think he looked better with the mask on.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think he looks kind of like a buster, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a buff Timothy Chalamet.

I don't think he's an attractive guy at all.

In fact, it was better when he was a mystery.

Just the idea of him.

I've already moved on.

I don't really care.

Nick likes him.

You got to kill.

You got to, you know, look, I'm a consumer of podcasts.

Great.

Yes, you killed the United Healthcare CEO.

That was Wednesday.

Yeah.

What have you done for me lately?

Nothing.

Because you did the one thing the first time.

Now you owe me.

And

you've done nothing.

Since the last time.

It would be so funny if he.

The funniest outcome is if he posted bail and then shot the CEO of McDonald's.

I think that's the only

Ronald's.

He kills RFK.

That'd be great.

It's weird that everyone's in love with this Luigi feller, but that Elizabeth Warren-looking nerd tried to kill Trump, and everyone forgot the next day.

When an ugly nerd tries it, America forgets.

He missed three times.

He missed a bunch, and then he killed a different guy,

and then he got shot in the face.

It's like a waterfall.

What was that nerd?

Absolute mesh.

I love watching the videos of him climbing that thing so unathletically.

And they're like, he's got a gun.

They're like, it's fine.

Just let him do it yeah i don't know how you miss trump he's got such a wide body he's built like a piano well he's a nerd obviously like

chris kyle

he's not luigi no yeah that was it was it was very satisfying when it was not like a kind of queer space communist like uh twitter was predicting that it was just this guy's completely his his political compass is just completely all over the place yeah in a very satisfying way they're like oh he liked joe rogan and then he also hated hated healthcare companies.

Like, he sounds like a normal person.

Yeah, yeah.

So, like, any white guy.

And he was bisexual.

Was he?

Well, I mean, that's crazy.

I hope so.

At least I hope so.

That's pretty sick.

No, but it's like,

when you've had back problems, Nick, from the gym, have you considered like a planning and execution?

Well, no, because I didn't need surgery or anything.

But you think if it got that bad, you'd kill a man that deserved it.

No.

When I met Nick, my back was so fucked up.

I was on perks the entire weekend.

Nice.

And then Houston style.

And when he left, I was like, I bet that guy thinks I'm an addict.

I mean, he has to hate my gun.

Oh, I had no idea you were on.

I was like, wow, this guy's so friendly.

Yeah, yeah.

This guy's awesome.

I couldn't walk on Thursday, and I'm like, fuck, I'm not canceling this show.

I'm like crawling there, and they loaded me up.

I was high as shit the entire weekend.

But if my back felt the way that it felt on Thursday for like six months, there's no telling the list of people.

I'd have a manifesto.

And you recorded March Madness that weekend.

Yeah.

One weekend I went to the, in Providence with Caleb, and he hurt his neck at the gym the day before, and he was in a neck brace the whole weekend.

Oh, fuck.

And he was crushing.

I mean, just like, how can you not laugh at a guy in a neck brace?

It is very, it looks like he's doing a slip and fall, like, insurance fraud.

Yeah.

He just had a great set.

He had five great sets.

Yeah.

What Caleb is this?

Our buddy that lives in New York.

Yeah, I don't think I could kill a C.

The fantasies I even have in my head is they come to a party, and I'm like, you're not welcome here.

That's just as much as I can even really muster at this point.

Four guys looking at the fire.

I own a coffee shop, and we're like, we're not serving this, man.

Not at my counters.

Yeah,

they have to go to a different diner.

Rubbing the bar there.

Burn the menus.

We don't use that.

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Well, for old people, it's not a picture unless it's in a frame.

Yeah.

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I don't do that.

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this.

It's just like, my dad has like 20 in a row.

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And they won't delete it.

Gotta love it.

It's just like, he's like, turn this thing off.

And he keeps like taking I always wonder what's gonna, what technology is gonna be that way when we get older?

Like, what's gonna be our thing that our kids are gonna make fun of us for doing?

Because like some of my parents, they can't do the computer at all.

Like, they just can't do it.

So what's gonna happen?

Even though you're gonna call yourself a business.

I'm already like that.

I have to send, like, you know, I'll go do a weekend and then I have to send the expenses to the business manager.

You just can't?

Well, I do it, but I like print out the receipts and then I do it with a desk calculator.

A green bill for it.

Yeah, because it's just, I can't, like, I don't want to make a spreadsheet and do all this shit.

I'll write the numbers down and I'll tabulate it.

Yeah, right, exactly.

Gotta ask this.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

You know, I got a rotary farm.

Yeah.

Yeah, I got to

call my adult son about how to fuck my Chun Lee style sex lots.

Hey, I noticed I didn't get the invite for Christmas this year.

It's like, dad, can you please stop using it?

It's your father.

Anime board.

So I got my dick out, and

where do I press?

Where do I press?

Do I restart?

Where's the start button?

How do I get to the menu?

Sometimes I like ignoring my mom's calls because I know she'll leave me a voicemail and it's very disjointed.

Like it's just, she's just a stream of consciousness for two minutes.

Just like, oh, I can see you didn't answer.

Well, I'm driving right.

She has the conversation anyways.

If I've answered the phone, then it's great.

And so I get to listen to that.

It's kind of cute very wholesome mm-hmm yeah she's a nice old lady do you like your mom better than your dad i like them both equally they're great come on don't be so fooly you're cosmo politician dude no they're good everyone likes one more no they're all good i think they're they're both equal you know really yeah they balance each other really well there probably be some kind of platform what's that that that you know that uh younger people understand yeah yeah i don't really understand tick tock snapchat was sort of the cutoff for me yeah i think

i think if you're over 30 and you have a snapchat you should be put on a list well it's just for pedophiles It's just pedophile style.

When girls are like, can I send you something on Snap?

I'm like, what do I look like?

Drake or whatever.

It's over.

I don't have a Snap.

Just suck my dick.

Please do this on iMessage like an adult.

Can we not?

I don't want to.

TikTok, I was on for five minutes before I got banned.

Yeah.

What'd you say?

I was making a China.

That's what it was.

It was good.

Yeah.

Well, they take the audio off your videos, which is very.

So now you're just like ranting into a front-facing selfie.

Yeah, it's just me being like.

then i'll say something that's where you know the racist part is yeah

that there's no audio no every time i make a tick tock i'm like i can't believe i have to do this

it's it's no

My agent yelled at me once to say, he's like, you want to take your career or you want to be a man?

You got to start taking TikTok seriously.

Jesus Christ.

And I was like, I should have gone.

I should have done this.

It's so annoying that stand-up is the only thing that you can't get famous at by doing it anymore.

Like, I feel like you just can't just write, oh, he wrote really good jokes, and now he's like a very popular person.

I don't know if it's the only thing.

I think that's probably everything.

Is it?

Yeah.

I feel like if you're an actor, like, they're not making actors like a wink on TikTok.

That's whatever.

That's probably the only thing where that still exists.

It's like the traditional entertainment industry route.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But then everything else.

Yeah, you have to be a fucking influencer or something.

I mean, it'd be crazy if like you win the voice, like you have this amazing voice.

You're like, great.

Let's see you're tight five now and they just make them do stand-up.

it's just not it's ridiculous but everyone's making content doing stuff sucks it's really not good yeah

hey that's free

it really is it's like you know there's money in it right now but it's because people want to see the guy from the internet yeah you know yeah it's like buying merch yeah it's like somebody you could like actually have see for i love opening for tick tock guys because it's a sold-out crowd and they don't want to see you at all yeah and they just want to see the tick tock guy do his five minutes of crowd work and then they do a meet and greet and he's making 70 times what you're making on that night because he sold it out.

Yeah.

And they charge for the meet and greet also?

Yeah.

Like a lot of them, they don't have an hour of material.

They'll do 20 minutes of material.

Then they'll have like a Q ⁇ A.

Who comes to those shows?

Girls?

Girls, mostly, and then just colours.

Cover.

Yeah.

I get a lot of lone wolves at mine.

Take it for one.

Girls, I can't imagine.

I think I opened for you, and I don't think I saw a single woman in the crowd that didn't have a.

There's a decent amount of black people at

Atlanta.

We were in Atlanta.

I know.

Well, yeah, but there was like over the weekend, maybe five or six black guys.

At your show?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Code Rats.

Nick.

It was just my family.

Yeah, there was you.

There was Daniel.

Yeah, the opener.

There's a security guy.

There was a portrait in the back of the mirror.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah.

There was a, I thought, you know, there was another one.

I thought it was just a coat.

Yeah.

Just don't go.

Yeah, it was a coat hanging on a wrist.

Just in the silhouette of a person.

I was like, oh, is that?

Oh, it's the Baba Dude.

The Babadouk.

Just a shadow.

Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's a, I don't know, probably an Asian guy that says the N-word.

Did you think that the women that did that Golden Girls podcast are like, oh, there were no hot dudes in the audience?

They had to.

Yeah.

They had, because it was girls and gays.

And I've hung up minimal gays though minimal gays a lot of girls and uh all Gilmore Girls people they were definitely judging the fuck out of us were they they had to be why they have no context it did it didn't matter I think they just saw men and they were like no I'm not about it yeah who are these people the first night we were in Atlanta

okay I'm gonna tell him

he doesn't need to know who it is he doesn't need to know about yeah girls and gays you had to be there man I'm sorry sounded fun yeah they walked up they were like I think that's fucking Adam Freeland's friend.

Yeah, right.

They knew we?

That's why they were angry at us.

They knew we?

They were like those guys associate with that fucking girl.

Oh, they're mad at me?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm always getting in trouble, dude.

Yeah.

Jewish guy.

That's what I'm saying.

No, there was a Gilmore Girl.

They whisper Jewish.

That's so polite of them.

A Gilmore Girls podcast live shoots

in the other room at Helium.

And so they told me the name, and then I forgot it immediately.

And I googled, what's the name of the Gilmore Girls podcast?

And the article that came up was top 25 Gilmore Girls podcast Jesus Christ 26 honorable mention yeah they didn't even make no idea that there's so they're still playing small room atlanta the helium shout out to them dude yeah yeah there's a lot of means that the number one Gilmore Girls podcast has to be making like 80 million dollars a year yeah they're doing the sphere in Vegas yeah gotta be but duh they it was a thousand of them and then Nick left me with a girl I got cornered I was trying to get trying to escape.

Don't blame me.

No, I'm just kidding.

What do you mean left you with a girl?

It sounds like you wingmanned your ass.

What am I supposed to do?

Go up and be like, ma'am, you're fat.

Oh, you left.

Ma'am?

What's Atlanta?

Oh, man.

No, it was all fine, though.

That first night was really funny, though.

Yeah.

Just so many of them.

They stayed there for hours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they had multiple birthday cakes.

I've never seen that in my life.

Never.

But it's somebody's birthday and they get several cakes.

Yeah.

I had ice cream cakes.

They offered us cakes.

It's not enough to have one birthday cake.

Yeah.

There was a leftover full cake.

Yeah.

That girl walked away.

She's like, I think I'm going to grab some cake.

He was like, this is your third slice.

I'm not judging, but I'm just saying.

Can't say that to a big girl.

You can't say that.

She's like, I think I just want another piece of cake.

I was like, do it.

I don't know why you're checking in with me.

Don't.

It was like so many cakes.

I'm being bad

at a certain point.

But that's on you for counting a lady's slices.

I didn't count her cake.

She said I wanted another one.

And she brought it out like...

I was.

I'm kind of like Jason Bourne, though.

She was like, if there's a big girl eating something anywhere around.

She brought them like.

I'm like, she's had nine far side of the room, 325 pounds.

Half slices.

She's had that half of that blue onion on it.

I can't remember.

She came back with cake, like a rapper counting money.

It was just like banded on her arm.

She was like, I don't know.

Did you want some?

I was like, don't rope me into this.

I don't want your cake.

That's a flirt.

That's an Atlanta-style flirt.

That is an Atlanta flirt.

She was bringing me sweets.

I went to Atlanta for a wedding a couple months ago, and

I went went to Magic City.

How was it?

Yeah, everyone was eating cake, dude.

It was crazy.

Adam getting the most aggressive lap dance in the world.

It was breaking his palette.

He's a big time strip club guy.

I looked at my friend.

I said, this is everything we've ever dreamed of.

It's from the song.

Well, that club's not actually in Atlanta.

It's like.

Where is it?

Stone Mountain?

Like an hour north.

Did you guys go to the Confederate Mount Rushmore while you you were there?

No.

See the laser light show?

No, we got to see just regular authentic racism, though.

That was pretty cool.

What, Nick said, did something to you?

Nick said something to you?

No, no, it was chill.

I think I went to a museum and then we went to.

Me and we didn't really hang out.

Yeah, I don't, yeah, I didn't do shit.

I stayed in the hotel.

I went to the football game.

He was using his,

what do you call it?

Apple Vision Pro.

I spent the entire time in the hotel room doing almost nothing.

I think I went to the lobby and I got like

nine

black teas, which was nice.

The A-Loft has black tea instead of coffee.

Well, they have coffee also, but they had black tea.

That was big for me.

And then I read about Syria on my phone.

Yeah, yeah.

You were mourning Assad.

I get all that.

There's a lot going on.

I get off the stage on Saturday and I go to Shake Nick's hand.

He goes, Assad just got murdered.

And then he walks away and goes to the middle.

He's done.

He's done.

He didn't get murdered.

Yeah, yeah.

He got murdered.

I haven't seen any evidence that he's alive.

They said, oh, he arrived in Russia, but we haven't seen anything from the guy.

I don't know anything about it.

He needs to get on TikTok.

All I know is there's Kurdish people, and then there's

Syrians.

Serious people.

Yeah, there's serious ass people.

The other Syrian people.

I wrote an article like 11 years ago as that mommy blogger where it's like,

the media is seriously just calling these people Kurds

and just being outraged.

That there's no, that that's not against the style guide rules.

In an actual article, you're just referring to them as Kurds.

What if you're racist to Kurds?

What do you call them?

I mean, that's already.

That's already a really good slur.

Yeah, I know.

That's got all the names.

I hate these fucking Kurds.

Kurdish.

Yeah, I guess that sounds good.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Jews kind of similar to that.

What are you talking about?

Jews already, like, it's kind of a slur name.

These fucking Jews.

I mean, that sounds great.

I think it sounds good.

Yeah, it sounds good, dude.

It sounds like juice.

Yeah.

That's what I mean.

Everyone loves juice.

You can't, like, come up with something.

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If you haven't seen it, it was a thrilling conversation that we had.

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And more to come.

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More to come.

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Piker, also in the mix?

We also have the Son Piker episode from months ago, which is still at our editor's house who won't pick up the phone.

Literally.

I'm not even making up an excuse.

Steven has not picked up the phone.

Which one is Hasan Piker?

Is that the

Sexy Socialist streamer?

Okay, yeah, okay.

The three hat guy.

I only know, I'll be honest with you, I've been listening to Chopo Trap House for years.

I don't know which one is Virgil.

Don't know which one is Will.

Virgil is the one.

He's the Chinese one.

Yeah.

Virgil's Chinese.

Kind of started the thing.

What are the comments saying on the because it just came out five minutes ago, the comments positive?

Yeah, comments, very positive.

What are they saying?

This is the best interview they've ever seen.

Really?

Wow.

Who's saying that?

Amazing.

Buttfucker 3692.

Budfucker, thank you for your comment.

Now I'm going to look at it.

Adam actually makes Destiny look nice.

I like that.

Should y'all put, are y'all going to get Ben Shapiro on the pod?

I would love to.

I mean, I saw him this weekend at Synagogue.

I opened for some black conservatives who now do stand-up, the Hodge twins.

Yeah, yeah.

We talked about him briefly.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Sold out crowd.

Destiny, I went to his channel yesterday.

His number one video is with that black pastor who's like, I hate black people.

Have you seen that guy?

Oh, fuck.

What's his name?

I don't remember.

He's like a New York guy, too.

No, he's like,

no, he's like from the South or something.

Or is he?

You've seen this guy, right?

Mark.

Whatever.

That's dead.

Destiny.

His channel.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna look right now.

Yeah, his number one video is with

oh, yeah, that guy Jesse Lee Peterson.

You know this guy

who's like he's like uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like black people.

He's like a black conservative.

No, no, but he's just like a he hates black people.

Yeah, him, Charleston White.

But he looks like, but like a, I guess I was, someone told me, who was it?

It was maybe Sam Hyde said this when I was in Providence, but he looks like he's in, like, you know, like they have those like super hyper-realistic, realistic like he doesn't text black he looks like yeah it looks kind of like someone he looks like that guy on uh twitter who makes people black in chinese like he looks like oh yeah like those makeup people that's exactly what he looks like he's like this is what you look like if you were black and he's like i'll just stay black but yeah

look at this guy's face that's not how black people are supposed to look

oh yeah yeah that's not normal yeah yeah he looks like yeah it looks like the six flags guy but it's painted black it looks like the da-da-da-da-da-da.

He looks like when they painted his skin, they didn't have brown and they were like, we just got it.

But his whole thing is just like,

if it is a white guy saying, like, black people are the worst, it's just the law.

He's tricked all these people.

People get bit.

Yeah.

He pulled it off right in the comments.

People pulled it off.

Somebody forgets to switch accounts.

That's always the best.

I guess people like it.

Oh, it's good.

It's like Adam interviewing himself.

I don't know about that.

I'm much better.

Is Destiny like really small?

Yeah, he's shorter than me, but most people are.

Finally, a black person on the show.

That's funny.

So why?

When Destiny was sucking your cock, tell us how that felt.

Come on, dude.

We're not going to gay bash this guy.

The thing is, is like a lot of the socialist people that don't like him are like

going gay bash, which is like, it's come on.

That's kind of dumb.

Do you know there's a rapper?

He's one of my favorite rappers.

His name is Isaiah Rashad.

And he got caught.

He's gay.

Yeah.

Yeah, he got caught with two white guys sucking his dick.

And then he played it off so smooth.

He was just like, sometimes you got to get sucked off.

And I was like, that's real.

Yeah.

That's really real.

That's what Destiny kind of alpha did.

Yeah, he did.

He came out.

He was like, yeah, you got to just laugh at the memes.

Yeah.

He's like, all right.

So I got hit.

Are you getting hit?

Exactly.

I think it was my influence because we had this debate or, you know, I would say showdown debate where I kind of trowned some.

You'll see it in the episode.

But we had it two days before it leaked.

And I think probably I had inspired that kind of alpha style response just by from our discourse.

He felt your raw masculinity.

No, but

in reality, the interesting thing was that I asked him about, like, because he did that stream where for eight hours he detailed the, like, miss, the true, like, the, the, like, fake news about his divorce.

And I said, like, why do you do, like,

why do you have to explain it to the people that like your politics debates?

And he's like, that's the nature of streaming.

And I was like, I think it kind of maybe, yeah, kind of maybe it's like makes you answerable.

Is Destiny the guy who like his wife got fucked by in a polyamory thing, and then she left him for her boyfriend?

Oh, okay, okay.

I only know about this stuff like tangentially.

Like, you could tell me whatever, and I'd believe it.

So, yeah, you know, like, I feel like

finding success on YouTube is a guaranteed recipe for your marriage being destroyed.

It has to be, yeah, it's it's like it's not a

100% kill rate for marriages.

It's not a normal level of like being famous.

You're not like Timothy Chalamet or whatever.

You make a lot of Timothy Chalamet right now.

I want to fuck Timothy Chalamet.

Zoom in.

Zoom in.

I'm at fucking McDonald's.

I'm sitting there.

I'm eating a burger.

I'm like, this is all.

This reminds me of Timothy Chalamet.

He's good at acting.

I get that feeling.

I just get that feeling.

Who's the other famous guy right now?

James Butler?

Is that his name?

Austin Butler.

James Butler.

James Bond.

James Bond.

James Bond.

Yeah, you got James Bond.

You got Timothy Chalamet.

I don't know celebrities.

I know Destiny and then Timothy Chalamet.

Yeah, that's a kind of name.

It's a very ghetto name.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, yeah.

Timothy.

Well, yeah.

If it was like their apostrophe between the two egoes.

Instead of the accent agrave or whatever.

It's like Megan B.

Stallion, Timothy Chalamet.

They're the same names, yeah.

Same ass.

Yeah, same ass.

It would be funny if he had a giant

thick ass, dude.

Yeah, he weighs 80 pounds otherwise, but he's got just a dumper on him.

Dumper on him.

BBL.

You know, she got paid $5 million by Kamala to do one song at that Korea Atlanta rally.

That's crazy.

When my dad found that out, because he gave like $25, he feels like he's like top benefactors of the campaign.

He's like, they were paying the celebrities.

I was like, yeah, of course they were.

This is so wild.

He's like,

now he's mad.

Now he's mad.

They paid all that money.

People were really mad about it.

I was like, it's just a little bit of ass.

Like, come on, people.

What do you mean, the money?

Well, before anyone knew about the money, I knew a lot of people were upset that Megan the Stallion was twerking on stage or whatever.

I didn't think she was throwing that much ass.

I thought she just didn't even see that.

I don't.

Yeah.

I watched that.

I didn't see people

on loop.

Yeah.

I only saw people were mad that Beyonce didn't do a song.

Yeah, I was mad about that.

Yeah.

Because that, I mean, if you're paying Beyonce, I don't want to, I like Beyonce a lot, but I want to hear her do the Beyonce thing.

She's a great artist.

Yeah, hopefully she does it at the trial for Jay-Z.

You think when he threw up that little hand sign like the rock, he's like,

yeah, he's kicking that young boy's ass.

He's like, you remember this thing?

It's like

the hole from Porky's.

Where did that come from?

Where did that come from?

I don't remember.

Yeah, you did that.

You've never seen.

No, we got to lock it and then open it.

This is what a pussy looks like.

I'm like, it doesn't look like that at all.

But I mean, in fourth grade, I would believe that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I think it does look like a pussy.

I don't think so.

I think I kind of.

I don't know what you've seen, but that's very scary if you think that's a good thing.

I've seen a lot of pussies.

Don't.

Yeah.

Maybe one of these new ones they got.

Wait, you know that's a swink one.

There's a term for gay guys that got C-sections that have just never touched.

Platinum star.

Platinum star, yeah.

Platinum star.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's disgusting.

Yeah.

Homosexuality.

Just kidding, dude.

I think Platinum Star should be reserved for the guy that wrote Wicked the Musical.

Yeah.

And then they have to have some other thing.

You know what I mean?

He's King of the Gays.

I think that's, yeah, writing the Wicked Musical.

Like, imagine setting out and be like, look, I'm gay.

I'm out of the closet.

But what if I did the gayest thing?

What if I set out to be the Neil Armstrong?

That's so funny.

He's in a 60 man.

Gay.

Like, we can take it to New York.

I consider myself the gayest man of all time.

This is one delicate step for a man.

I don't know.

I was trying to think of

the term where you jump up and spin.

What is that called?

Pirouette.

Yeah, one giant pirouette.

For homosexuality.

For mankind.

Yeah.

It's dope.

Oh, man.

Have you seen it?

Wicked was great, by the way.

I want to see it now.

Nobody asked me, but it was great.

I want to see it, dude.

It sounds cool.

I was seeing other musicians.

I bought the ticket.

I love it.

And then I saw afterwards that it was two hours and 40 minutes.

And I'm like, this is fucking, you have no respect for people's time.

And then it flew by.

This is fucking insane.

Not only did it fly by, you get to the end of two hours and 40 minutes, and it says, to be continued.

Hell yeah.

So I think that's what I'm saying.

You wanted more.

You wanted more.

Yeah, right.

You wanted more.

I don't.

Yeah, but no, I didn't feel bored at any point.

What is your favorite song from it?

That's the funny thing.

I don't recall a single song.

I walked out of the theater and my head's just filled with like glee.

Well, like, like, like royalty-free

musical talk.

You can do the best that you can do.

That's not one of the songs in the movie.

You felt genuinely happy watching this.

I love this.

I don't know if I felt genuinely happy, but it was like, you know, a great experience.

It was engrossing.

Nick loves

For going to see the film adaptation of a Wizard of Oz musical.

Yeah.

It didn't disappoint me.

That's great.

I still haven't seen it.

Now I really want to go see it because you've talked about it like the whole pot.

That's what podcasting is.

Nothing fucking else has happened in my life.

Would I sit here and be like, oh, I thought I was done wiping the other day, but I wasn't.

Yeah, you got to keep going.

Yeah, that's the only other thing that's happening.

Brown, brown, brown, brown, red.

Then you stop.

No, but what if you have beats, dude?

What about them?

You know, that goes away if you eat beets regularly.

Really?

That's people who go, oh, well, beets, you know, they turn your pee and your shit red.

Like, yeah, if you're new,

I think.

If you're eating them all the time, it goes back to normal.

She get a little beet powder every morning.

Yeah.

Keeps your rock hard, brother.

Really?

Throughout the day.

You say hard all day?

All day.

You should be hard all day.

A lot of people say you have a morning wood.

You should have a daytime wood.

Yeah.

I'm hard right now.

I have under my boxers, condom on hard.

They call that a red star gay.

Yeah, they call that.

Always

They call it a chocolate starfish gay.

They call it a chocolate starfish hot dog flavored water.

Hard star.

Hard star.

Yeah.

Hard star gay.

It is very funny watching these movies, you know, a musical adaptation because you've got 500 people on the screen at all times.

And then you just look in the background and see somebody that's like, I'm in the wicked musical dude.

Fucking crush it.

They're fucking in the wicked musical movie.

Look at me now.

I know.

Yeah, they're really.

Being an extra in that movie made a Gay Guy's Day for life, yeah.

Well, not even.

You can tell some of them.

They're probably mean to their friends about it, like they didn't deserve it.

You know, they all see him in it, and they're like, fuck.

Fuck this fucking guy, dude.

Wicked.

This piece of shit.

You know, just a smug.

What was your favorite scene from Wicked, you think?

Probably the end when she gets the broom and flies away.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

How did she earn the broom?

The broom kind of just comes to her.

She just does this thing?

Yeah, she does.

They're running away because they've sick the guards, the monkey guards, after

they're called African-Americans, by the way.

No, they're monkeys in this one.

No one says African-American anymore.

What is funny because the movie is

obviously, it's like, you know, the Wicked Witch is a black actress, Ariana Grande.

She's, you know, a whop.

You know, they have a lot of diversity.

She was black for a while there.

Oh, Ariana Grande?

Yeah, she had like kind of a.

Well, you know, you got to, I mean,

I'll be honest, Sophie, putting a dago in the lead role of a movie, that's like now we've gone

too far.

You know, you got this gay guy writing this musical for it for some sort of wop.

This fucking greasy,

I haven't heard that slur in ages.

That's amazing.

You know, it's like getting a lot of people who are in the middle of the year.

I understand the other races have felt, you know, a lot of oppression, right?

An Asian American didn't win an Academy Award until last year or whatever.

So you're telling me it had an all-black cat?

But some fucking now, Italians are like, oh, and what about us?

We get a little fucking piece of diversity pie.

It's like, no, you missed your chance.

You missed your chance.

To be part of all of this, you had the opportunity for 50 years and you blew it.

So if we're excluding anybody, it should be Italian Americans.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

But if you can make any casting change, would you?

Well, here's the thing.

The Munchkins are not dwarves anymore.

They're just regular sandwiches.

They've got a handicap woman.

They've got all different types.

But then the Munchkins, now they swapped it all for people with red hair.

Oh, because

that was probably a difficult conversation.

You were like, look, we need munchkins in this.

But, like, is it fucked up to have...

Like, imagine if the original Wizard of Oz, right?

Yeah.

They had a group of people that were just called the N-words, and it was like white guys in blackface.

And then they remade the movie.

And they're like, well, we can't change the name.

For whatever reason, we still have to keep the name the N-word.

So it's still the slur.

It's still the Munchkins.

But we don't want to associate it with them.

So we're going to make people think that means people with red hair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just swapping a letter, not calling them gingers.

Yeah, right, exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

You know, yeah, that gingers are like kind of going away in Hollywood right now.

Like, are they?

They said, as like maybe that's what it was in the middle of the day.

As representation.

Because I tell you, there's like emphasizing 50.

There's like 50 people with it.

Yeah, with the

inclusion, like

with Hollywood's push for inclusivity, redheads have like precipitously dropped.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've always felt like redheads were the black people of white people.

Yeah, the Wakanda.

Because they got the fattest asses.

Am I right, big dog?

Come on now.

Yeah, Adam.

Exactly.

Carrot tops.

Yeah.

Malcolm X had red hair, Jing.

He did.

They never showed pictures of.

That's why he was mad.

He was black and white.

He sounded like Black Ginger.

I would have been pissed in Harlem in the fucking 50s.

Do you know how bad he got bullied?

We were calling him Ronald McDonald.

Oh, God.

Dude, that guy got bullied out the ass by everyone.

They're like, why was he mad?

I was like, he had red hair in the 50s.

That would drive me to Islam.

God damn.

Yeah.

What's that thing where Afghan guys dye their beard red every single time?

Yeah, yeah.

What was that?

On Fulton, it's a very punchy guy's popping look.

Really?

Yeah.

It's with Henna.

They use Henna to dye their beard.

But in Afghanistan, they do that.

Is that the guy from

System of Adown?

No, that's from Arama.

Oh, okay.

No, yeah.

You're thinking of the guys that are locked up in the Warner Brothers Tower.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, the Animaniac.

There we go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good guys.

Good guys.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Pete, how you feeling, dude?

I'm good, man.

I'm exhausted.

You're at a late night.

You had to come back in.

Pete and I came back in at 2 a.m.

last night.

Jesus.

Because there was a problem with the sound for the Destiny thing.

But now it's out.

He caught himself.

He made the mistake of announcing it's up.

He announced it.

Well, first of all, I didn't.

You can't do that until you're clicking on it.

The Luigi Mangione story on Monday, I didn't want to lose this event in that maelstrom, right?

So I was like, let's give it two days.

And then we uploaded it yesterday.

No, no, it was the issue was the Penny and Mangione.

had delayed our episode and it was not my you upload something to youtube it takes you while the sound's fucked up you got to take it down you got to put it it back up.

Yeah, you got to wait two days for the content thing.

Thank God.

Yeah.

Well, yeah, we had to wait for because our channel has some sort of like we automatically get checked for content approval.

So it usually takes like 24 hours for our channel.

I think it's because when we started the show, the very first one, I said something about the vaccine.

That'll do it.

They put that flag on there, and then they just.

I didn't even think I said anything critical.

I think I just said.

If you say vaccine.

Yeah, you say vaccine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

anyway I got a I gotta bed or something I'm fucking dying are we good

guys

it's been a pleasure how long are you in town for I'm in town until Sunday doing a couple spots hanging out you hungry you want to get food yeah let's go get some food I was gonna say if you were here on Monday

you could do funny moms but I leave I'm sorry maybe change your flight I could I really want to change my flight because I don't want to leave no no no I have to leave because I should sell your plane ticket and get like a cool van or something.

That's something I have to do.

Drive down there and fix it on the way, you know.

So you're restoring it.

It'd be kind of sick.

I'll see you on Blue Sky then.

Yeah.

I'll see you on Democrat Twitter.

Yeah, let's go.

Thanks.

Nice to meet you.

Thank y'all for having me, man.

Yeah, it's been a pleasure.

We'll see you next week, folks.

Check out the Destiny interview.

Destiny interviews.

Oh, and also, one more thing.

When I leave, I'll be taking my stuff home in this beautiful backpack.

That Ridge backpack, baby.

No.

It was sent sent to me by Ridge.

My good friends at Ridge,

my friend Sean at Ridge, who Adam does not know, he's not on a first name basis with, and has made no effort to reach out to them, say thank you for their support over the years.

But this thing is, I mean, it's, I've had a Ridge backpack for years, but they've added a shelf system.

Michael, did you hear that?

They've got a shelf system in this thing now.

Yeah.

So

yeah,

there's a shelf in here, and it's adjustable.

So I have it set to a height where my water bottle just sits right in there and it doesn't go too far down into the bag, which I hate because then I'm fucking digging in there, especially on a plane.

I fly a lot.

This front packet, po pocket, the Kindle paperwhite slides perfectly, perfectly into it.

This is perfect.

Yeah.

Can I get the other one that they sent?

They did not send another one.

I had special.

They sent me all the luggage too.

It's all the same color.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't think you guys are understanding.

This is not a paid read.

This is free stuff that was given to me personally.

Yeah.

Thank you, guys.

And check out Ridge.

It's perfect for holiday stuff.

And then there's no promo code or anything, but send them an email afterwards saying thank you so much.

Okay, goodbye, everybody.

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