The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 26
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Speaker 2 hello and welcome to the adam freelance show podcast
Speaker 2 you think about changing it up and not saying it in the exact same way every single time
Speaker 2 like the office didn't hello and welcome like every time every single time. That's what a show is like
Speaker 2 What they have a different theme song every I mean the I guess the wire did it every season. What's wrong with my intro?
Speaker 2 You do one
Speaker 2 Nick it's just you know you could just say you do one you could just say it differently just give me an example just fucking hey hey how's it going guys? It's Wednesday October 25th 225 p.m.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 the IDF has just murdered his family.
Speaker 2 Yeah, really good.
Speaker 2 Al Jazeera journalist Whale Al Dudu's family has been murdered.
Speaker 2 Al Dadu.
Speaker 2 Whale Al Dadu. You made fun of a guy who just lost his entire family.
Speaker 2
I'm struggling to read. You just fucked his name.
Yeah, you just fucked his name up. I'm sure.
I'm mourning man. Struggling to read.
All right, so that's a, I mean, Nick.
Speaker 2
Well, you just tried to silence me. I don't understand why, as soon as I brought it up.
You called a guy that just lost his entire family. Well, I said the IDF.
Speaker 2 I called him Al Doo Doo. As soon as I said the IDF is murdered, you said, all right, I.
Speaker 2 What?
Speaker 2
I mean, it's on the record. I just said that it's 2.25 p.m.
and the IDF has just murdered this man's family. And you said, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2
You wanted me to stop speaking? So I was kind of flustered because you were silent. Because I knew that you were about to call him Pooh Poo.
No. Yeah, I did.
No, you didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 2
And you managed to offend both sides. So congratulations.
No, I didn't. And Rachel Dole.
First of all, I didn't call him that. I'm trying to read his name while being silenced by you.
Speaker 2
I'm not being silenced. I'm just saying that.
Do you not want to talk about that? I mean, we don't have to if you'd like to.
Speaker 2
You want to talk about this guy's family? Did you see this? Yeah, you just showed it to me 20 seconds before we did it. Yeah, I know.
But I mean, do you not want to talk about it? It's fine.
Speaker 2 Wait, are you like claiming that I'm trying, like, uh, what? That I'm...
Speaker 2
I don't want to talk about an incredibly tragic thing thing that happened. Well, I don't know.
It seemed like you just why because of uh because I'm a Jewish person? You're the one saying it.
Speaker 2
I'm not saying it. No, I mean, but you're like, weren't making eye contact.
You were a little bit like looking to the side. That was a little bit of an anti-Semitism phase.
Speaker 2 An anti-it's like Pixar face.
Speaker 2
That's a DreamWorks phase. It's an anti-Semitism phase.
All right, so R.I.P to the Al Jazeera guy's family. It is pretty wild.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 The video is crazy where he's like.
Speaker 2 Well, because he just showed me. There's another headline with Blinken bragging that he went to fucking Qatar and told them to tell Al Jazeera to tone down their fucking
Speaker 2
reporting on the bombings. Blinken did that.
Yeah. And they said, okay.
Speaker 2 I don't know what they said, but I mean,
Speaker 2 to go, like, I mean, it's just the. Have you seen that video of him playing guitar? The Great Satan of the West is just taking L after L after L.
Speaker 2
You're talking about what's his name? Ricky Gervais. The United States of America.
Sorry, sorry. United States.
Speaker 2 Western hegemony. That was so funny when Ahmedinejad spoke at the UN right after Bush, and he's like, I still smell the sulfur from Satan's speech.
Speaker 2 Did he say that? Yeah, he's like, I can still smell the sulfur. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Oh, guys, before we begin the episode, we're going to be covering all the topics today. Before we begin the episode, October 27th, this weekend and 28th, Seattle, Washington Laughs Comedy Club.
Speaker 2
It's going to sell out, guys. There are very few tickets left.
Get own it. If there even is still a Seattle,
Speaker 2 why do you keep every time I go to speak, you're like, shut up? I thought my
Speaker 2 react,
Speaker 2 my reflex was that you were going to be like, it's going to not be funny, and
Speaker 2
you're a loser if you go to that show. No, the only thing Seattle really had was Jimi Hendrix.
Well, Ken Griffey Jr. and
Speaker 2 Frazier. And Jimi Hendrix.
Speaker 2 Frazier.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 Grunge.
Speaker 2 Anyways, but the Fraser reboot is dog shit.
Speaker 2 It is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Who is it? It's
Speaker 2 the kid is goth now.
Speaker 2
I don't know. Freddy.
I don't know. Who cares? Is there a reboot? So, what's the latest with the war? That's the only thing.
Speaker 2
And that's all anybody's talking about. That's all you want to hear about.
So we'll stay on.
Speaker 2 Well,
Speaker 2 I don't know.
Speaker 2 Because it's tough because.
Speaker 2
The genocide. We've got two lists now.
You are fed kind of the information that the algorithm tailors to you. And so.
I'm not. I don't have an account.
All I see is Ben Shapiro and Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 And so that's my version of the war. Michael Rappaport is the best one to go to right now.
Speaker 2
He's killing it. Yeah.
What? The bum bumbing? Well, he has a video where he has
Speaker 2 like the information. I mean, he is like a famous New York Post commentator.
Speaker 2 know he's like a commentator he's a remnant of the old new york kind of yeah just where all of his information is just like just the like like the kind of i mean he might if there like he he might as well think santa claus is real you know it's like that it's like a cartoon explanation of like the history of the middle east yeah well i mean he's as scared as I am about well he's scared about the same thing that I'm scared of
Speaker 2
with with the impending wave of anti-semitism that will grow inevitably out of the instability. But the answer to that is for Judaism to go back to its roots.
Which is what?
Speaker 2
Which is based in ritual and pogrom. Well, no, not pogrom.
I'm talking thousands of years ago.
Speaker 2 What you need to do is you put a big dish outside of, pick any synagogue in America, and then we get Megan McCain and we drape her over it and we slit her throat and drain all of her blood
Speaker 2 and then boil it. Oh, you're saying like a sacrificial
Speaker 2
pigs in the temple, actually. There were animals sacrificed outside.
Yeah. Outside.
You don't bring Megan McCain in there. I mean, that would be...
That would be anti-Semitic.
Speaker 2
I feel like Jews in that temple would walk outside and they wouldn't be like, I guarantee you. I feel like they wouldn't be like, thank you.
If we got a video of a rabbi slitting Megan McCain's throat
Speaker 2 and burning her blood outside. Why Megan McCain?
Speaker 2 When I imagine a beast being sacrificed, that's what pops into my head. If we had a video of that, I guarantee you it would forestall any anti-Semitism for at least
Speaker 2 500 years. Returning to my point about Rabbit Ford,
Speaker 2 I don't tend to agree with him about any of this crap, about the war in the Middle East, but him and I, I can look into his eyes and I can see that he's afraid of the state. Can you?
Speaker 2
I don't think anybody can anymore. It's fucking old.
He's kind of like this. He's a little bit like this.
Okay, but when I see him, right, when I see him do his
Speaker 2 front-facing camera.
Speaker 2 I told you, I was standing right right there when him and Ari Shafir got into the oldest man fist fight I've ever seen in my life Jews tearing each other down I was I was standing there talking to Ari and Michael Radbourne walks up and he's like hey are you are you Ari Shafia and he's like yeah and he's like
Speaker 2 he was like he was like do you know who I am and fuck him Ari's like yeah of course super boy and then he's like he's like you say I beat women and then like Ari was like yeah don't you does he and I don't know he had his like ex-wife at a restraining order or something.
Speaker 2
Okay. You got to hear both sides of that.
Yeah, so Ari said that he, and then and then they started like, you know, rap horse. Were they slap boxing? Well, I mean, they're both fucking 75 years old.
Speaker 2
But Ari's not that old. Yeah, he's like 40.
He's older than you think he is. Yeah.
Anyway, Ari was already like famous when I was 12. When you were 12?
Speaker 2 Yeah, like Amazing Racist shit came out way, way back when.
Speaker 2 He was on the amazing race? No, amazing racist. It was these videos he did where he'd like
Speaker 2 round up day laborers and then drive the INS and blast the horn.
Speaker 2
It's pretty mean. Yeah, it was pretty mean.
Yeah. Yeah.
Did you say sorry for that? I don't know. Are you though? What are you doing? Well, it was a long time ago.
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 What? Like to laugh at them or something?
Speaker 2 That's like bum fights level content. Well, you're going to go after him?
Speaker 2
Well, I just didn't even know about this. You purchased sex slaves.
I don't know why you go after him. I never purchased sex slaves.
All right. What do you fucking, what are you?
Speaker 2 Well, you're going after Ari, a friend of ours, for doing a, yes, a tasteless.
Speaker 2 You described something that sounded very mean that I'd never
Speaker 2 okay, but I'm just saying, glass houses.
Speaker 2 Listen, we're both. You're coming in hot today.
Speaker 2
We're brothers. We're coming in hot today.
We're brothers of the mic. We're brothers of the sky.
Speaker 2 You're coming in hot today saying we're not going to bring up the okay.
Speaker 2 Wait, I can't even get my Michael Rapidport poyed apart.
Speaker 2 i'm not going to mention that we're we're we're gonna i've i no you started i'm going the blink and no you popped you popped off immediately when i said hello and welcome to the adam freelance show podcast i said miss are you gonna fucking do it the same way every time and then i said what is it and then you're like do it a little bit different is all i'm saying i'm just saying i thought that if you have a consistent format then people feel like you're relying on it you're censoring you're censoring
Speaker 2 right off the gate censoring and then what was the last thing you just did oh yeah you accused Ari of buying sex slaves when that's what you have done yourself. Three things right there.
Speaker 2 I just said you describing taking an undocumented immigrant to INS as a prank sounds kind of mean.
Speaker 2 It sounds kind of a little bit mean, no? Yeah.
Speaker 2
Okay, thank you. I didn't bring it up.
I'm sorry, I did. You should.
I just said that. You brought it up.
I didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 2
I thought you were talking about the fucking CBS show the amazing race. No, no.
Legitimately, I did. He had a series called The Amazing Racist.
Speaker 2
I don't know what it was on, but I mean, I've been aware of Ari Shakar. It was on television.
I don't remember. I've been aware of Ari Shakari since like 2002.
Speaker 2 Okay.
Speaker 2 My main point about Michael Rappford is this, right? He's going one side, I'm going the other side. We don't agree on the politics of this situation, right?
Speaker 2
We don't agree on the morality of the situation. But him and I are both afraid of the same thing.
Megan McCain. No.
Speaker 2 With the inevitable impending wave of anti-Semitism that will come,
Speaker 2 no matter what happens, people are going to be hot. They're going to be tight-end Jews after this, right? Are they?
Speaker 2
Will they? I think so. They already are.
Who?
Speaker 2 It seems like the only people actually criticizing Israel are Jews. It's just because we live in Brooklyn, so we think it's everybody.
Speaker 2 The rest of the country is all Christian psychos that are like, kill all the Muslims now, kill them right now. Are you Israel's finally doing the job? Okay, the Jews are finally good.
Speaker 2 Okay, so I'm not saying it's an inevitability, but if that is a fear that Rappaport and I have, the only reason we have that fear is what?
Speaker 2 Well, Michael Rappaport's,
Speaker 2 you know, I think he's like, we might lose something Alzheimer's. We might lose something
Speaker 2 that is important to both of us.
Speaker 2 The World Series? No.
Speaker 2 Being a hip-hop-style Jew. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 If we're not allowed to do that anymore,
Speaker 2 if I'm not allowed to
Speaker 2 like
Speaker 2 the NBA and hip-hop because people are re-evaluating the Jews,
Speaker 2
that would be painful for me. And it would be painful for me.
He gets away with it because he's a relic from the early days. I don't think he gets away with it.
I think people laugh at him.
Speaker 2
Yeah, I know, but I mean, he gets away with it because he's a 90s guy. Yeah.
I don't even see him as a hip-hop style Jew. I think of him as 90s, he's a 90s guy.
Speaker 2 His entire thing is being a hip-hop style Jew.
Speaker 2 If I saw him hanging out with the seven-up dot,
Speaker 2 you know, remember that guy? Or the Noid from Pizza Hut? I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. I wouldn't interpret that as me having like a stroke that I would see living cartoon characters.
Speaker 2 I would think, oh, yeah, there's Michael Rappaport and his friends, the Hawaiian punch mascot. I think your brain is just like,
Speaker 2 it's like
Speaker 2
90s. Rappaport.
Dot
Speaker 2 Noid. Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2 I don't like it. I think it's like
Speaker 2 I think it's like
Speaker 2 free associating.
Speaker 2 Everyone sees Michael Rapport as a 50-year-old man who still talks in hip-hop slang. Right, like
Speaker 2 with David Frostino. I don't think they do know.
Speaker 2 Who's that?
Speaker 2 David Frostino from Married with Children. Bud?
Speaker 2 He talks like that? Yeah, he was a rapper.
Speaker 2 It was him, Scott Kahn,
Speaker 2
Michael Rapapore, who else? Rude Jude. Seth Green.
Rude Jude as a book out.
Speaker 2
No, Seth Green was never like that. Seth Green was more of like a neon-colored guy.
Oh, like
Speaker 2
Coachella style. Well, not even Coachella.
He's like, my association with Seth Green is he was created by the color palette of 1998. Scott.
Yeah. Scott.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 Every day I think of him and I think of, yeah, like hot orange and
Speaker 2
slime green. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Like
Speaker 2 sort of like a snowboard
Speaker 2
color. Yeah.
If that makes sense. But anyways.
Anyway, all I'm saying is this. Rapboard is deflecting because he's afraid of the same thing I'm afraid of.
Speaker 2
Which is that we can't be hip-hop style anymore. Well, what I want to happen is that I want it to be taken away from the Indian guys.
No. they're getting away with murder right now.
It's insane.
Speaker 2 I see the way they're allowed to. My internal dialogue is that.
Speaker 2 But I know that if I speak in that manner, people are going to think I'm an absolute joke.
Speaker 2
Yeah. But those lads, they're allowed to go full hip-hop style.
They are. Anyway.
Speaker 2
I'm sorry. Nicholas.
What? You know.
Speaker 2 We needn't be contentious
Speaker 2 for our friends that are watching the show right now. We needn't be
Speaker 2
prickly. What are you talking about? I got defensive because you were telling me that my introductions to the show were bad.
And then it evolved into something else.
Speaker 2 It doesn't have anything to do with the watch. Today's episode is brought to you by...
Speaker 2 Have I mentioned this on the show yet? So obviously we've been really into the Pakistani memes targeting Hindus. I don't think we've actually talked about them.
Speaker 2
That's probably... I mean, they're amazing.
They're really cooking right now. They're really funny.
Speaker 2 But something that's been shocking to me, and this is something that interests me quite a bit, is in a lot of the Pakistani-generated memes that go after Hindus for supporting Israel, the Indian guys are always portrayed with stink lines over them or that they're stinky, that they smell bad, which is,
Speaker 2 I feel kind of vindicated
Speaker 2 in having made stinky jokes.
Speaker 2
And because it's not a broad thing. you're just not gonna go with anything today.
I'm just gonna fucking zero everything out. What it was in my face? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2
Congratulations. Oh, okay.
Congratulations. No, that's fine.
You're mad at me. What do you mean, vindicated? What do I, what, what's the appropriate response? Nothing.
You're right. Never mind.
Speaker 2 What's the appropriate response? I'm not vindicated.
Speaker 2
You're saying stinky for Palestine. No, that's not what I'm saying.
You're telling us, you're saying it smelled crazy in there for Palestine.
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 2 No, what did I say? It's a conversation we already had.
Speaker 2 We had this off mic. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2
Well, the memes are quite incredible. The one with the guy covered in poo using the computer.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Because I brought this up, and then you said that's crazy because they both stink. No, I didn't say that.
Yes, you did.
Speaker 2
No, we'll just say with the conversation, like, because Pakistan, you said Pakistani people stink also. And I said, no, they don't.
That's what's that's what's funny.
Speaker 2
Obviously, it's like if these Pakistani guys think it's just well, no, I mean, you're they all stink. That's what you said.
No, Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2 that was how the conversation went. And then I bring this up, and you're staring at me like, um,
Speaker 2 you feel vindicated in.
Speaker 2 Because I feel like it would be racist to say
Speaker 2 there's like make jokes about stink lines and and Hindus if you meant it in a way that was just broadly generalizing an entire group of people.
Speaker 2 There's a specific Hindu odor that you're not talking about.
Speaker 2 You're not talking about. If the Pakistani guys know,
Speaker 2 yep, they're mortal enemies. Of course they can say they stink.
Speaker 2
Because Pakistani people don't have that smell, whatever it is. And is there food? Have you smelled them? Yes.
Who? That's the main way you can tell the difference.
Speaker 2
Stop it. You said it.
What? This is what I mean. You're trying to throw me.
I never said it.
Speaker 2 You're trying to fucking just.
Speaker 2 But why is that a victory lap for you you instead of something that's funny because two guys that are pissed at each other calling each other like smelly and saying that the other guy's...
Speaker 2
Because I would feel bad about it if I was saying, oh, these guys stink. And I meant...
But you're making it about yourself. You're like, well,
Speaker 2 I was just... Because then
Speaker 2 it is a considerate... Maybe not nice, but a considerate and knowing
Speaker 2 cultural observation. You know what I mean? Make it a joke.
Speaker 2 I don't think that that's wrong. You know?
Speaker 2 Like, if you understand a very slight cultural difference, that's not, that's just observing something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 And I've also said, I've been on the record saying this, I don't think Indian people stink.
Speaker 2 I think they have a unique smell, which is, this is, that should be fine to say.
Speaker 2 So are you like
Speaker 2
taking like up arms with the Pakistanis? I'm not taking up arms with the Pakistanis. I'm saying that them pointing this out is, all right, whatever.
You're going to pretend like
Speaker 2 an hour ago, you're like, Pakistani people stink. I literally did not say that.
Speaker 2
You literally did not say that. You literally said that one word.
Now you're still, now that it's, now you're trying to fucking like make it seem like I'm making some point that I'm not.
Speaker 2 No, the point you're making is that you've seen Pakistani memes in response to Hindu nationalists support for Palestine. And
Speaker 2 that Pakistan is
Speaker 2 counter-meming them, and they're cooking them, which for effect is happening. But oftentimes, the theme of these memes is that
Speaker 2 the Hindu nationalists smell like doo-doo. And you're responsible for them.
Speaker 2 Not even that they smell like doo-doo, but there's, and one of them, one of them is covered in poo, and there is one that he's using the computer, which is also covered in poo.
Speaker 2
That might not even be an indication of a smell thing. It could just be, oh, this guy's just covered in shit using the computer.
It would smell crazy in there. There's the other thing.
Speaker 2 It would smell crazy in there if the guy was in the computer lab. There's a different one.
Speaker 2
There's a different one where a guy just has stink lines coming off of him. Yeah.
Like a yeah.
Speaker 2 Like a, what do you call it? Like a pig pen.
Speaker 2 Yeah. And again, too, you're trying to trying to trying to
Speaker 2
sell me up the river here. But you made my point.
You made a point independently that said that that is good for you. I feel vindicated.
Speaker 2 Because
Speaker 2 it's indicative of
Speaker 2
a subtle cultural difference. It's not that.
It's two people. Because I've never said that.
It's two people with nukes pointed at each other. Yeah.
I mean, I'm not.
Speaker 2 Actually, you're the one that's like poo-poo. I'm not going to say that I've never said the word stinky because in instances where a pun was available that may have relied on that.
Speaker 2
But my honest opinion has never been that these people smell bad, but there is a unique smell. Sure.
Like, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 And different countries have different smells. Yeah, yes, but when you travel,
Speaker 2 but that's the thing. It's like, if it was just, if I was like, oh, brown people all smell the same, that would be racist.
Speaker 2
Sure. But culturally, specifically, if you say, what is it that, and there's probably an answer.
Some people say... It's in the food they cook.
Is it though? When you go to your Indian.
Speaker 2 But I don't smell it. I don't like
Speaker 2
it. I eat asparagus 30 minutes later.
My piss smells like asparagus. You're
Speaker 2 eating all over their house. I'm talking with them.
Speaker 2
When you go to your Indian friend's house growing up and it smells different than Paris. You told me if I ate nothing but Indian food for a month, I would say.
It's not about what you eat.
Speaker 2
It's about that you're cooking it in the house. Is Pakistani cuisine different than Indian cuisine? It's Punjab.
I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2 there's an overlap, but it's a regional overlap. Do you think that caused Punjabi the war?
Speaker 2 yes i mean it could it have been that it started off with cuisine i think maybe it's and they're like well we have to be a different religion i maybe think it's like hindu versus muslim maybe but they're like well we gotta but there's no way we can be i'm not going i'm not going to spend eternity in the same places as these guys so we have to have a different religion
Speaker 2 because of the food the smell because they're just cooking with a lot of spices and then your house smells like spices it's like if you smoke cigs in a house it smells like cigs
Speaker 2
But other people use those spices. Not for every meal.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 You know?
Speaker 2 If you're having a fucking garum masala for brekki, lunch, and dinner every day, the house is going to smell.
Speaker 2 But it is funny when a black person,
Speaker 2 when someone from black Twitter says, it looked like it smelled crazy in there, and then 500,000 people are like, I will kill you, you bastard.
Speaker 2 You know, that is funny because you see a cultural exchange exchange that
Speaker 2 never really happens naturally in the world that can only exist on the internet, right? So that's funny, too. But saying that Pakistan making those memes is
Speaker 2 good for you. It's not good for you.
Speaker 2 That's what I was responding to. No, I said it's vindicated.
Speaker 2 I'm not saying it's good for me, like, oh, you know, in my war against the Indians, which is not how I feel. You feel like the DNA evidence came out and you had your sentence
Speaker 2 commuted by the by the by the governor
Speaker 2 you were vindicated
Speaker 2 you feel like you're outside the courthouse saying free at last free at last not to that extent
Speaker 2 what's wrong with this
Speaker 2 what's wrong you're deliberately not hearing what I'm saying
Speaker 2 I'm hearing
Speaker 2 this often no
Speaker 2 Yeah, you deliberately don't hear what I say. That's what you never say anything of substance.
Speaker 2
Yeah, of course. That's my thing.
Okay.
Speaker 2
I'm no substance atom. I'm like a gas.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 I'm not like a
Speaker 2 solid.
Speaker 2 I float, but I'm like
Speaker 2 the cloud of dark matter from everyone says it's the cooking, but I don't.
Speaker 2
I think it might be something else. What is it? I don't know.
Bad attitude?
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 2
Maybe the clothes? I don't know. What do you mean the clothes? They wear wear shirts and pants.
Yeah, but like the
Speaker 2
dyes they use or something. I don't know.
They invented dyes. Yeah, well, maybe they're, you know.
A lot of our clothes that we wear today are dyed in India and Pakistan.
Speaker 2
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is, but it's not the same.
I guess it was just very interesting for me to see that see Pakistani people saying that Indian people stink.
Speaker 2 What do you mean? It is. again
Speaker 2 an hour ago an hour ago I literally didn't say that an hour ago whatever sure we were in the car we were on our way
Speaker 2 we were on our way to the coffee shop you're pissed we're on our way to the coffee shop We were walking the coffee shop and you say I and I said to you I'm like it's interesting because in these memes especially that the one where and I said they air they all all them fellas smell like poo-poo.
Speaker 2
That's what I said to you something along the line. No, I did not Nick.
You don't have to lie on my ass. I mean come on.
Speaker 2 You don't have to besmirch my name. I've said plenty out in the open that's fully
Speaker 2 in the public record that could be fully picked apart and belittled.
Speaker 2 You don't have to go off on a side quest.
Speaker 2
What? You're reading more war right now? Yeah, this this is what people want to hear about. They want to hear about the war.
We're journalists. Yeah, of course.
We're not journalists, dude.
Speaker 2 Do you see the numbers people are doing right now, just getting mad about this thing?
Speaker 2 They're putting up big numbers.
Speaker 2 I think we should be madder.
Speaker 2 Maybe, like, for the show, like, we should, like, kind of have more of a fair and balanced thing.
Speaker 2 Like, what? What was that shitty, what was that dog shit fucking show on Fox to Hannity and Combs? Do you remember that? Yeah, Hannity used to just dunk his ass.
Speaker 2
Yeah, man. That might have been the worst show ever on the news.
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Combs would just be like, I was trying to drop off my wife for you to have sex with her last night, and you were late. Well, you know, I'm gay, so
Speaker 2
I think that Barack Obama should fuck my mouth. It was like Kareem Obama.
I think it was like a Bush. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was like 2006. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2
Combs would just get absolutely rocked. Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
I mean, they used to have that, it was like their version of Crossfire, if if you remember. Crossfire, the libs on Crossfire were also amazing.
Remember that guy, Paul Bagala?
Speaker 2 No. Yeah, rating 3.2 out of 10 for this show.
Speaker 2 Hannity and Combs? Yeah.
Speaker 2 What happened to Al with Alan Combs? Yeah, Alan Combs. Is he dead? I think he might be dead, yeah.
Speaker 2
Hannity sunned him too heavy. Yeah, he killed himself.
All right.
Speaker 2 Oh,
Speaker 2 that's sad, dude. What?
Speaker 2 Someone kills themselves.
Speaker 2 Especially because of Sean Hannity.
Speaker 2 No, he was on the Greg Gutfield show. Was he? Is he alive?
Speaker 2
No, he died. He did die.
Yeah. He killed himself.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 Like, I don't know how much more bad news I can take, dude.
Speaker 2 I'm sad about losing films.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm sad about losing a lot.
Speaker 2 My innocence. Did you say the promo code for this thing yeah like four times okay
Speaker 2 I can't believe you tried the
Speaker 2 let me hang out the dry on that one twice
Speaker 2 twice
Speaker 2 unreal
Speaker 2 what do you want what do you need huh what do you need from me I don't know
Speaker 2 you want me to be like a
Speaker 2 like in a movie scene like one of the rant like uh no you go it's it's like a guy with one line in the movie that's like that's right Nick.
Speaker 2 Good one.
Speaker 2
We got to mix it up, dude. This is about exchange of ideas.
No, it's about yes, and it's a pretty basic format. We've been doing it professionally for eight years.
Speaker 2 Yes, and? Yeah, yes, and.
Speaker 2
How many times have you yes anded me? Constantly. You've no fuck to me.
If you have a premise, no fucked me.
Speaker 2 Every time and time again.
Speaker 2 If you actually pitch something that is a joke and not just saying things, pitch plenty of things. You just say things.
Speaker 2 None of them are ever a premise.
Speaker 2 What was the last premise? What is this? What is this? When was the last time you said, well, what about this scenario? I would run with it.
Speaker 2 I was trying to talk about how Michael Rappaport and I are afraid that
Speaker 2 we can't be hip-hop cell juniors.
Speaker 2 But it took me 20 minutes to get it out.
Speaker 2 And what I said, well, and then this is a yes answer.
Speaker 2
This is a yes answer. He's more of like a 90s guy.
Right. That's not a yes answer.
Yes, it is. No, no, it's not.
If I responded to you, you would. Because
Speaker 2
you would be like, why are you fucking saying no to everything I say? No, no. But you do say no to everything I say.
No, I don't. Yeah.
No, I don't.
Speaker 2
You're doing it right now. No, you're in right now.
No, you're in one of those.
Speaker 2 You're baby mood, Nick.
Speaker 2
Baby mood. Oh, right.
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
You are a baby mood.
Speaker 2
You are a baby mood, Nick. Sure.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2
Okay, you want to talk about went out in the car today? What about happening in the car? When I said, you're like, there's, it's just bullshit. It's shit.
I'm, I'm, I don't care anymore. I don't care.
Speaker 2
And I was like, well, it's kind of fun that we get to like, that we got to like do that shoot this weekend. Like, we get to like make this stuff right now.
And what did you say?
Speaker 2 Well, what I say is bullshit that I don't want to talk about anymore. It's like all of these phone calls and meetings determining who's going to be the liaison with.
Speaker 2 Fucking YouTube to deal with the censorship stuff or all of this strategizing that doesn't really amount to anything.
Speaker 2 That's what I'm tired of.
Speaker 2
You're like, oh, we got to get the social media, maybe the social media guy. Maybe if he's editing the show, then that would be different.
It's like, I don't fucking, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2
I never said that. Yeah, that was the exact conversation.
That was not the conversation. Yeah, it was.
No, it wasn't conversation. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2 we need to be. Baby Moon Nick.
Speaker 2
You're being baby moon Nick. No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. No, I'm not.
You are. No, you're like, yes, you are.
You're trying to go. I said, I like working on the show.
Speaker 2
I thought it was pretty cool this weekend. You know? And what did you say? I didn't say anything.
You said it's just so much fucking bullshit it's all bullshit you come to the studio one of the
Speaker 2 the cords aren't plugged in correctly yes
Speaker 2 one thing if not the other thing there is there's a lot of stuff that goes wrong cameras
Speaker 2 you're complaining about a cord you don't do any of this stuff you don't complain about a cord that wasn't plugged in correctly which got fixed in one second. I was talking about a
Speaker 2
list of things that are just constant. This light's still broke.
But why does that even go in a list?
Speaker 2 because it's not why is that a list because it's not just not plugged in correctly it was broken again this morning when we just went to go do this
Speaker 2 no this needs to be fucking and there's okay fine whatever you go then you fix it i'm not gonna touch anything ever
Speaker 2 very principled very principled stance
Speaker 2 i'm just saying i was telling i was talking to you i was like it's really fun when we get to do these kind of things like what we did on Sunday and what we're doing after this today
Speaker 2
and you were like, it's all fucking bullshit. It's bullshit.
It's all bullshit. And I was like,
Speaker 2 oh, it's baby midnight time.
Speaker 2
It's kind of nice. Yeah, if you say so.
Yeah. I was trying to look on the bright side of things.
Speaker 2 Guys, don't worry.
Speaker 2 We love each other.
Speaker 2 Say it to them.
Speaker 2
Say what? Tell them we love each other. Oh, yeah.
Definitely. You don't know what to say.
Look into the camera. Tell them.
Speaker 2 Yeah, guys. We love each other.
Speaker 2 Definitely.
Speaker 2
Now I know why Combs killed himself. Why? You feel like you're Combs, I'm headed on? I'm Combs, definitely.
Having to put up with your bullshit. What do you mean? Definitely.
Speaker 2 Just all the time, dude.
Speaker 2 What do you mean by bullshit? Me trying to like see the positive in things?
Speaker 2 What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 There's a difference between seeing the positive and just
Speaker 2 like
Speaker 2 folks? A new episode of the Adam Freeland Show will be out by the end of the week or the beginning of next week, and we're very close on it.
Speaker 2 And basically, what Nick and I are talking about right now is that we were discussing that in the car.
Speaker 2
I said, Yeah, I think we're like, we're like, we can do this pretty, like, we're not that as far out as we think. And I believe you took exception with that, with that assertion.
Right?
Speaker 2
You're like, it's fucked. It's all fucked.
I didn't say it was was all fucked. No, you did.
Speaker 2 No, I'm not thinking this one. Yeah, it'll be another
Speaker 2
four or five days of work to get this one out. Which it is, but it's not.
Which is fine.
Speaker 2
No, it's just there's no, uh, I guess, yeah, the there's no real light at the end of the tunnel for any of this. The show is never going to be sold.
The money, we keep losing money. It's been a year.
Speaker 2
Oh, my God, dude. What do you mean? I don't know how much longer it's going to be profitable.
That's true. Yeah.
Speaker 2 But beyond that,
Speaker 2 I mean, it's never going to be like
Speaker 2 we've made we've been like making the show in this format for like what
Speaker 2 a matter of a couple months now
Speaker 2
One year ago, we did an episode with Shane, which was like a live podcast with costumes. The color was dog shit.
Do you remember like think about how far we've come since that, Nick?
Speaker 2
Yeah, no, that's all fine. That's lovely.
But I gotta think about it.
Speaker 2 Like you gotta think, you gotta think about
Speaker 2
what's sustainable. Okay, the Monopoly man hasn't invited us into a fucking limo and given us a check for $500 million.
This is true, but that doesn't mean that like everything is fucked.
Speaker 2 I'm not saying everything's fucked.
Speaker 2
You're misrepresenting my complaint. You said there's no light.
I would like to lose. No, no, you lose it.
Literally just says there is no light at the end of the show. Let's put it this way.
Speaker 2
A year into it, I would like to not still be dealing with just like technical stuff constantly, all the time. Yeah, sure.
It's an annoyance.
Speaker 2 And the only way that that would be resolved is if, like, you know, we could like maybe sell the show or something.
Speaker 2 But that's just not gonna happen so
Speaker 2 it's like yeah there's still gonna be a lot of
Speaker 2 getting on a fucking ladder or doing production stuff that
Speaker 2 I think to expect to sell the show probably six months into like us defining a format for the show is probably is probably a little bit impractical
Speaker 2
I mean, and I'm not like naysaying or anything like that. I'm just saying like, we're doing a great job, buddy.
People love chat. People love Jadakiz, Cuomo.
Speaker 2 This next one, I don't think people are going to like it. I think I'm really annoying in it, and I think the guy hates me.
Speaker 2 But you guys are really going to like who the guest is.
Speaker 2 And I know you don't like when I pre- No, you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 Tell him we love each other again. No.
Speaker 2
We already did that, bit. It was funny.
I guess. You yes and did it too, and you said it into the camera.
I appreciate that. Sure, yeah.
You yes-and that bit.
Speaker 2 See, there you go. There you go, buddy.
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Speaker 2
Naganu. Yeah.
Nganu. I'm not going to say it.
Francis Naganu. Yes.
Yes.
Speaker 2 Is it in boxing or MMA? It has to be in boxing.
Speaker 2
Former heavyweight champion of UFC, Francis Naganu, is fighting Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King. You know, I'm a big Gypsy King fan.
Do you know Tyson Fury, Nick? Do you know? He said British, like.
Speaker 2 He's a gypsy.
Speaker 2
He's like, I can't read. I'm ugly.
I'm fat.
Speaker 2 He's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2
He's like, I'm fat. I'm ugly.
He's like John Fetterman.
Speaker 2
Yeah, he's like kind of the John Fetterman, but like if John Fetterman just whopped everyone. People are mad at John Fetterman right now.
He's going heavy Israel.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 2 My boogie guy. Can he speak yet? Is he still.
Speaker 2 I don't know.
Speaker 2
I haven't heard him speak. He's got a crazy look, that guy.
Yeah. He has that Cro-Magnon
Speaker 2
eyebrow ridge thing. Yeah.
Well, he looks like Slingblade. I mean, it's crazy.
Yeah, but he looks more like a prehistoric.
Speaker 2 You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 He looks like early man.
Speaker 2
Yeah, people are mad at him for what? For like kicking out Palestinian activists from his office or something? I think so, yeah. Yeah.
But he didn't do it. His fucking chief of staff did it.
Speaker 2 I haven't really paid attention. But people are like, oh, I knew he was bad.
Speaker 2
Everyone knew? Yeah. No, they're all bad guys.
They're all bad.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, like,
Speaker 2 apropos of our conversation before, Nick,
Speaker 2 typically
Speaker 2 in a
Speaker 2 production cycle or the creative process,
Speaker 2 this is the moment, this last, like, couple-day run-up where we start stressing and tearing each other down
Speaker 2 as men.
Speaker 2 And that's just part of the process as well. What does that have to do with my bookie? I just said the promo code and everything.
Speaker 2
I was just explaining to you guys. I thought you talked about this money bag line.
I did. The money line.
You guys know how that works?
Speaker 2
It's crazy. You pay, they got a $500 limit.
Yes. But then they randomize your odds.
So they randomize your odds, they choose a team for you, and
Speaker 2 they give you like insane odds. And if your team wins at the end of, it's like kind of like a you go like a spin a wheel, and then you get a team, and then they give you like plus 38,000.
Speaker 2 And if you put $500 down, then that's goes what is that that's
Speaker 2 what's 38 times 5
Speaker 2 what are your chances of so what's like the what's the best
Speaker 2 what are the what are the I guess worst odds in the entire NFL that's the those odds are the best odds no I'm saying like
Speaker 2 what's the
Speaker 2 What is the the what are the odds for the shittiest team in the NFL? Who's the rank lowest? I mean that would be like something like 38,000. 38,000.
Speaker 2 So they give you, like, if you get the Chiefs, who are one of the best teams, were the Eagles, who just had another stunning victory this weekend. There's 32 teams.
Speaker 2 There are 32 teams, I believe. I'm going to say one in 32 odds.
Speaker 2 So those odds are one in 32 is, I don't know.
Speaker 2 It's a three
Speaker 2
percent probability. Okay.
but but
Speaker 2 that being said
Speaker 2 the individual teams themselves don't just have a three percent chance like some have that's what I'm saying I'm trying to figure out what your your
Speaker 2 odds are the weighted odds I guess if it's randomized then it is one in thirty two because you don't get to choose a team right yeah
Speaker 2 but
Speaker 2 if you know if you end up getting the Eagles you know
Speaker 2 um
Speaker 2 then
Speaker 2
that, you know, outweighs like what it would be like to get a shit team. Yeah.
You know.
Speaker 2 So yeah, that's kind of a
Speaker 2
smart money play. Yeah.
I suppose.
Speaker 2 Do you think they're going to cancel the World Series because of Gaza?
Speaker 2
It's such boring teams, too. Yeah, I know.
Diamondbacks are racing. They should cancel the World Series if it's gay.
Speaker 2
Because it's gay teams. Yeah, if it's okay.
I don't think it's been cool since 2001 Diamondbacks Yankees. Yeah.
Speaker 2 That was the best baseball has ever been. Snakes and the fucking
Speaker 2 Italians. It was after 9-11.
Speaker 2
That would be an awesome matchup. Snakes versus Italians.
Just putting some Guido in a pit with a bunch of Cobras. Yeah.
And just tell him he's only allowed to punch. Yeah, he's like, what do you got?
Speaker 2 You got a fucking problem?
Speaker 2 Ah, fuck.
Speaker 2
You're just getting them. Yeah.
Yeah. Ah, fuck.
Speaker 2
And you can bet on that. I'm getting really pissed off.
You can bet on that at mybookie.ag, you guys.
Speaker 2
Yeah. No, it's a...
Yeah,
Speaker 2 I'm not interested in baseball in general.
Speaker 2 What does one to 33 odds mean?
Speaker 2 Odds versus probability.
Speaker 2 Note that odds and probability are not the same. Are you learning betting right now?
Speaker 2 I'm learning basic math percentages. I always forget.
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's like a roulette wheel guy. So mybookie.aj you can bet on.
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Speaker 2
We got a big fight. I'm going Tyson Fury.
You're going Tyson Fury. You're going Francis Naganu.
And the federal Fetterman versus... Fetterman versus
Speaker 2 Africa. Yeah, really strong guy from...
Speaker 2 Is it Nigerian? I think he's Nigerian. Yeah.
Speaker 2
His punches are really strong. Yeah.
Yeah, they're really powerful punches. but he's a MMA guy, he's not a boxer.
Speaker 2
And Tyson has the heart of a lion, does he? Yeah, he's amazing, he's incredible. Yeah, he does have John Fetterman's, yeah, and his body's very cool.
He's got like a dumpy body, he's super tall.
Speaker 2 Why does he have these shorts? Let me see
Speaker 2 what his shorts look like, guys.
Speaker 2 Well, they wear shorts high because they like because of the undercut or low
Speaker 2
low blows. Yeah, but I mean, that's not, he's not going in the ring like that, is he? I think he, yeah, he looks like shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2
He's got no drip. Actually, he dresses pretty cool outside the ring.
He wears like
Speaker 2 Gucci shit.
Speaker 2
He dresses like an Italian pimp sometimes. He looks cool.
Yeah. But we're going Tyson.
We're going Gypsy King on this one. Manchester's own.
Speaker 2 The Gypsy King. Tyson Fury.
Speaker 2
Hellboxer fought back from a day. Oh, he was addicted to something.
What was he addicted to?
Speaker 2
Looks like Girl Scout cookies. Oh, yeah.
He beats off a ton.
Speaker 2
He said he's addicted to beating off. You could bet on that at my bookie.aging.
Yeah, yeah. Just look up how many times a day he beats off.
Speaker 2 Struggles with addiction.
Speaker 2 Was he addicted to beating off? Is that right? I'm looking. He was also depressed, too.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Huh?
Speaker 2 How many times a day does he jerk off? I don't see it, and it's not in this article.
Speaker 2 I'm going to look it up right now.
Speaker 2
All right. I'm going to talk about this.
Holmes died of cancer. I'm going to talk about this Al Jazeera thing while you look it up.
All right.
Speaker 2 Al Jazeera used to have mail.
Speaker 2
Used to have what? They used to have mail. They used to be able to have.
I had an Al Jazeera email address. Before Gmail? Yeah.
People forget that. Is that at Al Jazeera? At Al Jazeera.
At Popmail.
Speaker 2
Yeah, Al Jazeera. He says he masturbates seven to eight times a day, and that's a secret success to his boxing.
I just remember that I had an Al Jazeera email account. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Al Jazeera
Speaker 2 free email address. Let's see if there's anything, any relics on the internet.
Speaker 2 Should we go to Qatar?
Speaker 2
I hear it's boring. Yeah, there's nothing really to do there, I think.
Yeah, it's like a big mall. It's like, yeah, you can go to like Louis Vuitton
Speaker 2 and then drink in like a like one bar.
Speaker 2
I'm getting ready to leave America. Where are you going to go, though? I don't know.
Fuck this country. No one wants you though.
Why?
Speaker 2 Because we are an American.
Speaker 2
No one likes us. Yeah, but I'm an artist.
It's true. You are an artist.
You know what
Speaker 2 would get you into another country? If you
Speaker 2 were a pedophile,
Speaker 2
the French would be like, bravo. Also, Israel, right? I've seen that going around.
Did they just take sex offenders?
Speaker 2
Do they? I don't know. I've seen that all over Twitter this week.
I remember Meyer Lansky tried to go there at the end when
Speaker 2 the FBI was trying to get his ass and Israel denied his.
Speaker 2 Yeah, some of the stuff I see, and I'm like, all right, is this really one of the stories we should be sharing?
Speaker 2
I don't know. Because that seems like a separate issue.
There seems like a lot of stories. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2
Sometimes you got to do one thing. Let's do one thing at a time.
Don't do genocide. Yeah, yeah.
If we stop the genocide, maybe after that we can take a look at the pedophile thing. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 But for right now.
Speaker 2 you got to have a priorities list.
Speaker 2 It's not like they're letting the pedophiles go to Gaza.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 2
That's only hurting them. No, yeah.
It's about immigration policy for Jews
Speaker 2 and extradition, right? They don't extradite in Israel?
Speaker 2
No, they do. They do extradite.
Yeah, they really. Why are these pedophiles allowed to go there then?
Speaker 2
I don't know. I just read that.
They don't extradite.
Speaker 2 They do extradite for everyone unless you're a pedophile yeah i think that's it's like france yeah it's like france it is like france yeah yeah it's like oh my god he's an artist yeah it's amazing yeah did you see woody at uh venice film festival he got like a 20 minute standing ovation for the new movie he's just sitting there like
Speaker 2 he's sitting there like he's like wow thank you so much they were like
Speaker 2
You are incredible. Really? Yeah.
Europeans love him. And Polanski.
You know, I've never been to a film festival. I've never seen a film festival.
But when I hear about these standing ovations,
Speaker 2
I'm like, that sounds like the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard. It's so European.
Can you imagine clapping in a movie? It's so European. Yeah.
For 10 minutes. Yeah.
Speaker 2
Yeah. I'm going to clap at a movie.
Or not even that, the walkouts, too, when they're like, this is a Travis D. Yeah.
When people like can get mad at a movie. Can't you just like something or not?
Speaker 2
Just sit there, watch the movie go home. Yeah.
Have some snacks. Good, yeah.
Yeah, it's a movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 You're supposed to just sit there and chill yeah it's so european yeah to be furious or or like about to come from like a what like a light comedy well that's why because they don't have they can't they're not europeans aren't good at extracting anything out of life right you know americans are good at that that's why they have to oh art a cinema have this transcendent experience that i have to clap at yeah so whereas here we got fireworks you can blow shit up you can kill your neighbor with a gun
Speaker 2 we know how to live
Speaker 2 They have to just like, yeah, they don't have that. They have to cry.
Speaker 2 Yeah, right, exactly. They have to cry.
Speaker 2
They weep. They have to cry.
Oh, it chiny my head. They make me feel.
Yeah, no. It makes me feel alive for the first time.
Can you imagine a French guy sitting in a monster truck rally?
Speaker 2
Blow his fucking mind. Yeah.
What would he make of it? I don't know. Israel should do that.
Honestly, that's the way to win back
Speaker 2
half of this country. Just get into redneck shit.
Well, no. I mean, just drive fucking gravedigger through Gaza.
Speaker 2 Just crush.
Speaker 2
People would be like, this is horrific, but you gotta watch the video. It's kind of awesome.
You gotta watch the video. I mean, I'm against it, but the video is crazy.
Speaker 2 It would win me back, honestly, if the IDF just fucking cruised right down the middle of the Gaza Strip with Bigfoot 7, whatever the newest, they make the biggest monster truck in the world.
Speaker 2
What's the biggest one now? I don't know. It's like Bigfoot 5 or 6.
Oh, it's. Yeah.
Speaker 2 After the Cold War ended. I guess they went over to the Soviet Union and they found tires bigger than any
Speaker 2 just these big tires that the Soviets did. And they made a truck out of that.
Speaker 2 I watched this like history channel thing the other day about this tank the Nazis were trying to make which was the biggest tank of all time. Yeah.
Speaker 2
But it would like run out of gas and like it would like have like a five mile like it would have to be refueled every like five miles. Yeah.
But it was like it was massive. Yeah, I've seen that.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 They're like mega. That was like one of those things when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's one of those history channel things like secret nazi technology revealed yeah they love the nazis aaron had that book on his couch who aaron oh don't tell oh they don't know who that is yeah yeah this guy that we met this weekend he's like i've read all of these books he's like i'm incredibly into i'm very political he kept saying i'm very political but he didn't indicate what um his politics were which i kind of liked yeah but all his books were like nazi secrets revealed and there was like clearly self yeah it was a self-published it it was like card tricks for dummies yeah it was like a half of his books were self-published like from like a man with schizophrenia on the street yeah yeah
Speaker 2 um anyway let's let's let's do
Speaker 2 let's shoot
Speaker 2 all right well we got to get this i gotta get this string out done so we know what we have to shoot around show ginsberg what you did last night let's shoot okay all right i might we're gonna have a good rest of the day i might need a little treat or something so haven't you just had a treat why are you why are you eating your feelings nick we're gonna have a good rest of the day i've been vaped.
Speaker 2
I've been vaped in an overall. That's what it is.
That's what all this is. It's just nicotine withdrawal.
I haven't vaped in a week. Okay, so it's nicotine withdrawal.
Speaker 2 I love you.
Speaker 2
Do you? Yeah. Oh, okay.
Why don't I? It's so exhausting that I continuously have to prove my love to someone. Well, it's a bizarre thing to say.
I mean, I don't love you.
Speaker 2 What is love? I don't know.
Speaker 2
We're business partners. Son, you always, that's your love.
You love, that's your fucking going back to the fucking well. We're business partners.
Speaker 2 Anytime you're being a little bit like, oh, like sensei, you're like, oh, but you're just my business partner. We have been friends for fucking 13 years.
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