The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 22

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Speaker 2 all right hello and welcome to the adam freedland show the podcast i'm back from greece

Speaker 2 i'm back i'm happy to be here we have a little bit new setup kind of we're a little bit closer a little spring cleaning a little bit of spring cleaning i wish you could see what it looks like over here but uh the the

Speaker 2 the place in the back was a mess so Nick took the mess and they brought the mess out here brought the mess out here but there's also because our hand was kind of forced after somebody broke the pins

Speaker 2 on one of the cameras

Speaker 2 we had to

Speaker 2 swap that out now it's time to

Speaker 2 Time to this the studio was never set up the way it was supposed to be from the beginning. We went away.
This is January when we kind of set it up.

Speaker 2 We went away for a week and we came back and decisions were made that we weren't involved in. So the stage, which was supposed to be up here initially, had been moved all the way back there.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And the lights were set up in a certain way.

Speaker 2 So the desire is for this room to look, for us to look a lot farther. This stage will be

Speaker 2 probably a foot and a half that way,

Speaker 2 and then the lights will come forward.

Speaker 2 And until then, it's a mess in here. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We'll figure that out. But in the meantime,

Speaker 2 we are on the home stretch. We are so close to releasing the new episode of the talk show.
So guys, keep an eye out for that. That should be out, I guess, tomorrow maybe, Adam?

Speaker 2 Depends on YouTube.

Speaker 2 It depends on YouTube and monetization.

Speaker 2 Sometimes the content they're worried could be a little spicy because they see a couple

Speaker 2 spicy caliente kind of fellows. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? What's going on? Well, who gives a fuck? What do you mean? But that's very exciting news.
It will be up.

Speaker 2 And also, I just want to say this, guys. I will be, I have not promoted this at all.
I'm a fucking idiot. And my agents are mad at me.

Speaker 2 So I will be in Seattle, Washington, October 27th and 28th at Laughs Comedy Club.

Speaker 2 So if you're in Seattle, October 27th and 28th, that's like I'm one month away, please come see me, Adam Friedland, host of the Adam Friedland show how does the how does this I'm gonna look to see how it looks if you want to talk for a little bit what the the look well yeah with the space

Speaker 2 stand up Adam no sit in your chair I don't I want to see all right yeah I guess what Nick wants is for this wall to look farther away so now

Speaker 2 If you guys can see what this it does look better, doesn't it? It looks great, yeah.

Speaker 2 It does look better. Yeah.
Okay, well, that's good. And now we're gonna have to run two more lines of struct

Speaker 2 cape channels, and

Speaker 2 you know, the studio will go back to a construction site.

Speaker 2 But hopefully, that will be the end of, and now one year into having this, no over one year, one year and three months into having the studio, we will have it set up exactly like we want. So, great.

Speaker 2 All right, and anyway, guys,

Speaker 2 welcome back, Nick. Welcome back.

Speaker 2 Yes, keep an eye out for the new episode of the talk show. It will be out depending on when the monetization goes green on YouTube.

Speaker 2 We're basically completely finished and we're excited about this one.

Speaker 2 A lot of surprises.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 it took four and a half months to do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Guys, don't worry.

Speaker 2 I don't think anyone's worried. I don't think people care.
I think people I get messages all the time, release the new episode Yeah. From people.
I think maybe it's just one guy.

Speaker 2 Anyway, guys, people do care. What do you mean shitting on our own product? People don't care.
People care, and I hope you guys are excited. Be excited.
I think it's the best episode we've ever done.

Speaker 2 Anyway,

Speaker 2 and welcome back to the show.

Speaker 2 I was in Greece for two weeks. Nick was gone last week as well.
I had my quest bar too late in the day today. What if you sound like...

Speaker 2 What is that doing to you right now? I just, I'm, I'm, uh,

Speaker 2 I'm running a little slow. How is Greece? We already talked about Greece.
It was

Speaker 2 the history. On the Patreon episode.
Did that go up, Ginsburg?

Speaker 2 It went up. Sorry, I hit jet lag about halfway through and I went full, I felt like I went full stupid, stupid mode.
But no, it was very fun. I had a great time with my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 Went to a couple islands. We went to Athens.
You know, whatever. Who cares?

Speaker 2 That's what who cares about? That's what people want to hear about.

Speaker 2 Fabulous vacations with your fucking gorgeous beauty. They don't want to hear about 10 out of 10 girlfriends.
They don't want to hear about

Speaker 2 move the stage around.

Speaker 2 No, okay, yeah, it was fabulous. It was really good.

Speaker 2 You know, spend all day with just your girlfriend. It's a good litmus test of a relationship.
I guess you're also in a nice place.

Speaker 2 What is a litmus?

Speaker 2 I think you put a piece of litmus paper and then you see if it's an acid or a base. Oh, okay.
So you're seeing if your relationship is toxic. Yeah, and I think we got neutral.

Speaker 2 No, I think we didn't fight that. I didn't I was expecting you fight you fight at least once in two weeks.
We didn't fight at least once. And we spent all day together.
It's pretty nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a good a lot of people break up during relationships. Also break up during COVID during lockdown.
Do you remember how many relationships ended?

Speaker 2 People would see their partner once a week. And then they went into lockdown, then she was there farting as shitting

Speaker 2 24 hours a day. Who Who broke up?

Speaker 2 I think a lot of couples we know. Like who? I don't know.
I can't think of any, but I remember a lot.

Speaker 2 I think, yeah, because you're like in the house. You know, you go to work every day.
Corey in the house. Corey in the house.

Speaker 2 No, it was really nice. I shout out to the island of Sephnos and Milos in Greece.

Speaker 2 The fine people

Speaker 2 of Syphnos and Milos.

Speaker 2 And shout out to,

Speaker 2 I don't know whoever it was that was shitting on my outfit on Reddit saw me waiting in line for a fucking fairy Someone sent me some one of the fucking red scare subreddit homos coming at the king

Speaker 2 while I was schwitzing on in online waiting for a fairy. But anyway,

Speaker 2 how was your week? You were good? Yeah, I'm alright. Is it hot in here? It's really hot.
Yeah, we didn't turn the AC on.

Speaker 2 Well, because it's hoodie season outside, but the studio, we've covered up all the windows. It's too hot.
It's windowless.

Speaker 2 With these lights on, too, it's kind of a pain in the ass. I'll tell you, the studio is already in a state of disarray.
I'm going to turn the AC on. But what do you mean?

Speaker 2 That's going to affect the audio? No, it won't.

Speaker 2 All right, we'll be right back with Nick's going to turn the AC on.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you what, folks.

Speaker 2 It is really nice to have fallback. It is really nice to have hoodie season back, pumpkin spice season back.
We were talking about this on the last episode. Yeah, it does look a lot better.

Speaker 2 I actually tried, Nick,

Speaker 2 where you go?

Speaker 2 Why are we doing one of these episodes again? Yeah, he has to have, like, gets upset. Alright, yeah, I actually tried one of the pumpkin spice drinks at Starbucks.
I'd never actually had one before.

Speaker 2 I tried a

Speaker 2 pumpkin spice cold brew. It had pumpkin spice cream

Speaker 2 on it. And can I I tell you something? These fucking Karens were right this whole time.
I was calling the police in no time. What is this? I don't know.
We gotta see if we can sell these, maybe.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we gotta sell some stuff in the studio. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, today's episode, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have a little bit of an auction. We're trying to clean the studio out right now.

Speaker 2 We've been here for what, a year and three months, probably, Nick?

Speaker 2 Yeah. About a year and three months.
And now, you know, this is an opportunity for you guys to earn a piece of history, you know, a little bit of a little bit of,

Speaker 2 you know, these are the things

Speaker 2 this box Ginsburg's talking about trying to auction off. Okay, yeah, should we do it? I don't know, I think it should just go in the garbage.

Speaker 2 But if you want the box, we can make a little bit of money, the box the robot came out of.

Speaker 2 Listen, guys, the show is not doing very well financially. The show's doing fine, it's actually doing all right.

Speaker 2 But if you guys want the box that that the robot came out of on the Chris Cuomo episode, we can auction that off. Hopefully, we'll get like, I don't know.
What do you think we can get? 200 bucks?

Speaker 2 Yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 Watch yourself, don't step on anything.

Speaker 2 That cord looks like it's not plugged in all the way.

Speaker 2 See what I mean?

Speaker 2 You see what I mean?

Speaker 2 Oh, but we got that flag up there. It's fine.
Just put it back here.

Speaker 2 Make sure they can see the bow.

Speaker 2 You want the bow in there. Ah, I fucked up the bow.

Speaker 2 Put that like that.

Speaker 2 And then put the bow. But we don't have sandbags on this thing.
Put the bow on top. Okay.

Speaker 2 But that wire there that should go back.

Speaker 2 Here, just put these, weigh that down with this.

Speaker 2 And then that wire.

Speaker 2 See, that's loose there.

Speaker 2 Alright.

Speaker 2 And we're back, folks. So yeah, we will be auctioning this off on eBay.

Speaker 2 All the proceeds going

Speaker 2 to the Adam Freelanch show also folks we will be having these fabulous mugs these are going on sale I think in the next two weeks we're gonna be dropping an entire now I got fucking glitter all over me bro um why do you keep asking me about this credit card he want I gave you a credit card

Speaker 2 No, no, but I said I have a credit card, but I just wanted to get your clearance so we could buy the you have my clearance That's why you got the credit. That's why I gave you the credit card.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I didn't want to spend you know what however much it costs like I don't know a thousand dollars I would prefer you spend money on things for the show rather than

Speaker 2 why there's a bunch of charges for something called caviar on the company credit card. Caviar is a delivery service, and I ordered lunch three times on there.

Speaker 2 Every month there's about $3,000 to $4,000 worth of cavity. I don't do Caviar.
No.

Speaker 2 It's a delivery service owned by, I believe,

Speaker 2 it's actually the same thing as DoorDash.

Speaker 2 They have Chipotle on there. They got Chipotle for the crew?

Speaker 2 You know, that is a good fucking lunch.

Speaker 2 I had it today. How far away is Chipotle?

Speaker 2 We were working in the studio. I got it for the crew.
How far, just, if you had to guess. It's downstairs.

Speaker 2 So it's probably

Speaker 2 50 to 100 feet away

Speaker 2 is how far you'd say Chipotle is.

Speaker 2 And so instead of even doing seamless

Speaker 2 yards, I would say a luxury food delivery service.

Speaker 2 Where they can't even come in the building. You still have to go down to the street.

Speaker 2 They come to the door. All right.
They come to the door. Folks, we will be having these beautiful mugs for sale.
Much like the mugs that we have on stage.

Speaker 2 These will be now the official mugs that we have on stage.

Speaker 2 We decided not to go to the black square. I liked more of the white mug with the black square as per my original design.

Speaker 2 Those will be up soon. But

Speaker 2 first, we're going to

Speaker 2 release the black square. If you like the white with the black square, make sure to dm adam about it dm me about it if you want the one with the white

Speaker 2 don't shit on the product

Speaker 2 they could have bought this one and then seeing that we released the black the white with the black square they're like god damn it i have to have that one now you're saying to the audience they copy you on every opinion you have that this one isn't as good no this is a great one guys we're releasing this black with a this is kind of a minimalist design it's it's kind of uh i would say it's about this post modern is it's uh unisexual it's unisexual unisexual.

Speaker 2 Depending on whether you're left-handed, you still see the

Speaker 2 logo. Right-handed, you still see the logos.
Whatever

Speaker 2 dominant hand you have, whatever ethnicity, gay is left-hand. Bisexual.
Obama. Obama.
Right-handed is bisexual. Gay, Obama.

Speaker 2 Bisexual. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The two genders. Obama.

Speaker 2 Michelle.

Speaker 2 Barack. Barack.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so we have that. And then we will be also releasing t-shirts.
And

Speaker 2 a little special surprise, we are releasing Yamakas. They are quite nice.
We're getting them from Crown Heights. We've purchased a mountain and we're opening a ski resort.
We are.

Speaker 2 Also, we're opening an indoor skiing resort.

Speaker 2 And yeah, but guys, these are beautiful treadmill with a snow blower set up in front of it, a snow machine. So it blows snow under you while you...
It's like an infinity.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so you feel like you're buzzing down the mountain in a blizzard. Yeah, but you're staying in one room.
But you're in one room. Yeah.
There's a bungee attached to your waist.

Speaker 2 So you can't go too fast. Yeah.
Yeah. It regulates the speed.
Yeah. It's just like angled down.
Mm-hmm. And you can do like a little...

Speaker 2 Are there obstacles? Like, do you like throw a tree at them or something? Yeah, there's a pitching machine.

Speaker 2 There's a 75-mile per-hour pitching machine.

Speaker 2 And we're jacking, we're throwing heat at you while you're going down that mountain. 75 is fast, dude.
Yeah, whenever we go to the batting cages, oh, no chance.

Speaker 2 Like, if you're watching baseball, you're like, oh, that's a pussy speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, then you're like, and then you do the batting cage, you're like, my hands are bad.

Speaker 2 No, the 20-mile per hour. Yeah, you got to do baby.
You got to be throwing 20 mile per hour. Remember the first time as a kid you threw a ball against like a speed gun? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you like, and you're a child, so you're like, yeah, I'm throwing like 85. 85.
I'm not 90. I don't know.

Speaker 2 12 miles per hour.

Speaker 2 It says you're gay. Yeah, right.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It says you throw gay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, that really.

Speaker 2 75 is fucking fast. Yeah.
Yeah, I want to go to the cages again.

Speaker 2 We went to that one cage in Gowanus. I remember on your breakfast.
You thought you were very tactile today. Today I'm kind of doing a little bit of more of a stall.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's the worst part about that. It's kind of the reason it's taken so long to

Speaker 2 edit some of the stuff for the show is you do a lot of like in between scenes like during I do yeah, I have a tick where I'm like saying a scene I'm like saying a line I do knee slap and it's very hard to edit around Yeah, it's really fucking tough.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's kind of knock us back three weeks. Yeah, or we'll get somebody else's coverage and you're like

Speaker 2 I do this a lot

Speaker 2 and then because I only I'm not very good actor so I know exasperated or I know neutral.

Speaker 2 I think those are my two and then sometimes I could do like like oh like I could do like concerned and then set like sad. Well, neither of us are actors.
No, no, you're quite a good actor.

Speaker 2 Your face on screen looks so handsome. Some consideration for

Speaker 2 the editing. Right.
I agree. I'm gonna, that's a good note.
I'm gonna work on that.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 wait, I had one other thing to say about the acting aspect of it. Oh, also, if anyone listening,

Speaker 2 why not? If anyone listening to the story, thank you very quickly. We haven't addressed the end of the writer's strike.
Oh, congratulations to the WGA and solidarity with the SAG AFTRA.

Speaker 2 And congratulations to the SAG. I said the ideal outcome is that the strike ends, the union gets everything that they want, and then also Strike Force 5

Speaker 2 goes the way of the Big Bopper, Richie Vallons, and

Speaker 2 whoever the third guy was,

Speaker 2 Buddy Hawley. Buddy Hawley, Richie Vallens, and the Big Bopper.
Wait, you didn't name the most famous one that died?

Speaker 2 you remembered the big bopper well because those are the ones that are hard to remember you remember buddy holly buddy holly is the most famous one yeah who are the other two so you make a point of remembering those and then you push

Speaker 2 yeah who the fuck was the big bopper chantilly lace with a pony and tail that's that was the song that's big bopper was he cool yeah dude

Speaker 2 he wrote a song about being on the phone with a bitch

Speaker 2 Was that the was that the song? Yeah. Was it about beating off on the phone while you're talking to a bitch? Yeah,

Speaker 2 the song starts and he goes, Hello, baby. This is the Big Bapa speaking.
The whole song is through a telephone. Oh, really?

Speaker 2 And he's Louie style? He's cranky.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's just like fucking just beating off to some fat southern woman.

Speaker 2 Some fat Southern woman with a ponytail. Oh, my God, it's the Big Bapa.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Boy, that's cool. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Chantilly lace. What is that? Is that what he's using on his dick? I think it's like

Speaker 2 the dress she's wearing or something. Oh, that he's imagining she's wearing.

Speaker 2 Look it up. Look up Chantilly Lace.

Speaker 2 There's a place by DC called Chantilly.

Speaker 2 Not the song.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, it's like what your grandma is your grandma's tablecloth, basically. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's from the city of Chantelie in France.

Speaker 2 Yeah, some big Cajun bitch. Some big bitch

Speaker 2 wearing a tablecloth?

Speaker 2 Hello, baby.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, he has a telephone.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 This guy's funny.

Speaker 2 He's on the phone?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 People used to think this was cool.

Speaker 2 It's crazy that people used to like

Speaker 2 they would

Speaker 2 turn on the TV and watch white men in suits play rock and roll music on a TV show. Yeah, like politely play rock and roll

Speaker 2 What's this one?

Speaker 2 Walk, don't run dickdale no the Ventures. The Ventures.

Speaker 2 One of three other bands that played that kind of music. Surf rock.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was them and Dick Dale. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wipeout.

Speaker 2 That's cool, man. That was like an era where like,

Speaker 2 yeah, you could just, like...

Speaker 2 It was like before they desegregated sports. Where you could just be a white guy and like basically

Speaker 2 you could be the best in the biz just basically

Speaker 2 whatever I don't even

Speaker 2 what happened I was about to make some point about how

Speaker 2 it's dusty here

Speaker 2 I was about to make some point about how you could be a white nerd and politely play rock and roll because they didn't want no they didn't want any black devils on the T V.

Speaker 2 Well, I just don't think black people were making r rock and roll music back in the sixties.

Speaker 2 They did, Chuck Berry. No, they were doing like rap.
Yeah, they didn't start rap yet. Rap started in the late 1800s.
Rap started in the late 1800s. They didn't record it.

Speaker 2 They didn't record it until the 80s. Yeah.
'Cause originally rap was like,

Speaker 2 you know, I mean, it's like the rap we know today. It was

Speaker 2 people high on

Speaker 2 fentanyl. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Being like, how can we? I'm going to see you later.

Speaker 2 I'm going to see you. It's just somebody overdosing.

Speaker 2 They're like, yeah, I don't know if there's really a market for this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then the 1980s rolled around.

Speaker 2 They were like, you know, they changed it up. Big Daddy Kane.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wear nice clothes and golden mall. Fucking.
Well, that's why they released crack into the inner cities. Right.
Because they wanted to perk up those guys. They wanted rap to be better.

Speaker 2 They wanted the rap to be better. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Reagan was just like, oh, black people aren't contributing enough. The rap isn't good enough.
They're like, we ran the numbers. If we got them high on crack, it will help their music.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So it was actually kind of a

Speaker 2 kind of a nice thing. It was kind of a good thing for the CIA.

Speaker 2 It was a good thing that they did. It was really nice of the CIA to give them that crack.
Yeah, right. So that they could do like.
To help rap music. Hippity, hop, skippity, skop.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, say what you will, selling crack cocaine brought a lot of people out of poverty. It did.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Notorious PIG.

Speaker 2 Two-pack smalls. Two-pack smalls.

Speaker 2 Listen, everyone wants to complain about the epidemic. Yeah, right.
That tore through their communities.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. But what about

Speaker 2 Jay-Z?

Speaker 2 Show me the guy buying a fucking fucking BMW 3 series with gold BBSs

Speaker 2 with his job at McDonald's. Nope.
Nope. They needed to

Speaker 2 sell crack. The boom.
Yeah, right. The crack boom.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so shout out to crack and shout out to. Is that a real take? Somebody probably thinks that.

Speaker 2 Rich Lowry probably thinks that.

Speaker 2 The guy from National Review. That guy.
Yeah, there has to be a conservative. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It gave people an opportunity for social mobility.
And that's the crazy thing:

Speaker 2 don't they talk about how like you're not really making that much money? Once we in 50 years, once all drugs are legalized, that'll be like a Paul Ryan-style take.

Speaker 2 Which is what? Is that actually fucking

Speaker 2 conservatives gave black people drugs to

Speaker 2 help them

Speaker 2 in the same way that they like pretend they love Martin Luther King. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 They're like.

Speaker 2 Martin Luther King would have been at Charlottesville with a tiki torch. He would have.
Yeah. He would have.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Pull up your damn pants. He would have been in the Capitol.
He would have been right behind Ashley Babbitt.

Speaker 2 And he would have been trying to kill.

Speaker 2 He would say, you go on, Miss Ashley.

Speaker 2 Because he was being a gentleman. Yeah.
And he was letting her go through the door. Yeah.
You go ahead. You go ahead, Miss Ashley.
I'm right here behind you. I'll be right behind.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I would love Trump to give that speech.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Would have been appalled at the ring stolen election.

Speaker 2 It's disrespectful to the legacy of Martin Luther King.

Speaker 2 He would have hated it.

Speaker 2 He would have said, this is bullshit.

Speaker 2 This is a bunch of fucking garbage.

Speaker 2 He would have been my biggest fan. I would have had him at the White House.
Yeah, he should say that just to see how people lose their minds.

Speaker 2 No, he wouldn't have.

Speaker 2 He would have been best friends with me. He would have, no, he would have hated Donald Trump.
It's a 3,000-word article in The Atlantic. MLK would have hated Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 Them just falling for it over and over and over again.

Speaker 2 Just taking the bait. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I would have gotten pussy with MLK. Yeah.
He would have given me pussy. He would have given me pussy.
He would have let me fuck him.

Speaker 2 I would have had sex with him, folks. He would warn me to fuck his pussy.
And if he were here today, he would say, please, Mr. President.
Never mind the fact that MLK didn't even have a pussy.

Speaker 2 Donald Trump is wrong. He would say, the MLK would have given him pussy.

Speaker 2 He would have given me pussy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We need him back.

Speaker 2 Please. Please dismiss all these charges.
We need him back. If you can figure out how to use Rumble Social, I mean, he's posting stuff like that on there.
He's posting long posts on Rumble.

Speaker 2 And they're good. Oh, they're good.
Yeah, I only catch the reactions to them. Guys, he's just...
But apparently he was saying the General Milley should be executed. Who's that? I don't know.

Speaker 2 Some fucking guy. He's saying that he should be executed.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he said in the old days

Speaker 2 his treason would have been punished by death.

Speaker 2 Oh, in the old days. No.

Speaker 2 And so then people are like, actually, he should have been. This is actually.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this is like, he wants to be Putin.

Speaker 2 Trump wants to be. He wants

Speaker 2 an autocracy.

Speaker 2 MLK would have given people something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like all of the media, all the Donald Trump media is like, we're going to teach you a new word and then tell you how it's a new word that means Donald Trump is bad.

Speaker 2 Remember when they couldn't stop saying the Emoluments Clause? Oh, they loved Emoluments Clause. They loved Emoluments Clause.

Speaker 2 Well, actually, the Emoluments Clause.

Speaker 2 It's a stupid ass word.

Speaker 2 What does it mean? You can't make money, right? Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 Actually, the Hatch Act.

Speaker 2 What was the other one? The Charlemagne of the Senate?

Speaker 2 The Charlemagne?

Speaker 2 That's a guy? Yeah, the Sectalalorian, the Secta Mandalorian of the Senate that was like

Speaker 2 the sectariat. What was it? The Secretariat of the Senate.
No, it was some dumb thing. Remember that guy? Yeah, the government's horse.

Speaker 2 He would have given me pussy.

Speaker 2 If MLK were alive today,

Speaker 2 he would have given me pussy.

Speaker 2 No, it's like there's a role in Congress that's the guy that just knows all the rules.

Speaker 2 Oh, like the fucking bitch of Congress? The teacher's pet?

Speaker 2 Knows all the rules in Congress.

Speaker 2 Parliamentarian of the House. That's what it's called.

Speaker 2 So sick. Yeah.
Who's it, George Clinton? Yeah, it's George Clinton.

Speaker 2 I have no idea, but there was some issue with the parliamentarian.

Speaker 2 And then that was another thing. They had a whole week where they were like, well, the parliamentarian said Donald Trump's not allowed to do something.

Speaker 2 Some god no one knew existed? Yeah, fucking baby Yoda. Baby Yoda.

Speaker 2 The Mandalorian said he can't do anything.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's the other thing, thing, too, because we got another election coming up they did in 2016. About, what is it, not a contested election, but

Speaker 2 one where Congress just decides, the Speaker gets to decide who's president, essentially.

Speaker 2 Is that what they're setting it up for? If somebody doesn't get the majority of electoral count, it's like a split ticket and someone doesn't win the Electoral College, right? Yeah, then

Speaker 2 the government gets

Speaker 2 a contingent election. Yeah.
That was the other one. I found that out.
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Speaker 2 emoluments clause, in consideration of the hacked act, the parliamentarian has said we might have a contingent election that will result in a constitutional crisis.

Speaker 2 That's like the ultimate

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Speaker 2 They love sounding smart. Yeah, I only know about that because my girlfriend is watching this sh awful television show.
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Speaker 2 They're like, actually, if we have a centrist third party run, then it would go to

Speaker 2 Congress to have a contingent election.

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Speaker 2 yeah, I'm going to stop slapping.

Speaker 2 But Trump, he got in trouble yesterday, no?

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Atlantic just published this two hours ago.

Speaker 2 The end of trump ink

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Speaker 2 Now, I don't know if I've yet taken a public victory lap on this yet, but some really good news for me.

Speaker 2 As of January 21st or January 1st, 2024, those who hold a basic economy class ticket on a Delta flight will not be allowed access to any of the airline's airport lounge. No.

Speaker 2 Basic economy.

Speaker 2 They will not be allowed access to any of the airlines. That means main cabin two or three.

Speaker 2 You will not be allowed into the sky lounge.

Speaker 2 With

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 2 Even if they carry the platinum card by American Express or any other co-branded premium credit cards.

Speaker 2 That includes.

Speaker 2 Fuck it.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 they can't take this. What date?

Speaker 2 January 1st. I'm not on the road.

Speaker 2 I'm only on the road one week in the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I just got the lounge.

Speaker 2 We were on our way back from Denver. You know, sometimes I think like things, it's like I get worried.
It's like, oh, things aren't going well. No.

Speaker 2 I just got the lounge. And then God...

Speaker 2 Just drops something in your lap like this. It's so unfair.
Give it back, please.

Speaker 2 It's so nice. You get a cookie, you get a coffee.
Yes. You get a yogurt.
You put some fruit in the yogurt. You don't have to be with the fucking reef wrap.
You got the

Speaker 2 rest of the airport. Three months of calling me a dumbass for flying American and going mileage on.
Deltas take it.

Speaker 2 Take it away from me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Delta's fucking garbage anyways, dude. No, they're not.
They're...

Speaker 2 American's better. What do you mean? Where do they fly? They fly basically to Chicago.
They fly everywhere Delta does.

Speaker 2 yeah, but Delta is like they do you have screens I don't want the screen I read I like the screen the only thing Delta has is the free Wi-Fi but the Wi-Fi is kind of shit anyways also JetBlue has free Wi-Fi and JetBlue is partnered with American so if you really want the Wi-Fi just get like a JetBlue flight

Speaker 2 So I'm losing the lounge you're losing the lounge wait it's even if you have the the business one yes any co-branded premium credit card.

Speaker 2 So you will not be allowed unless you want to buy a first-class ticket.

Speaker 2 This fucking sucks. Yeah.
It's not fair. I think it's very fair to me.
Why?

Speaker 2 Because you were gloating about that Sky Club access.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But they weren't. Delta to further limit access to its Sky Club.
So I went to the Sky Club

Speaker 2 when we were on our way back from Denver and then Nick saw me walking out and

Speaker 2 I guess he concentrated his powers of evil to take away

Speaker 2 this beautiful but you say you like being in there to stay away from the riffraff you're the riffraff no you're no yeah you're going in there and fucking clogs and a diaper

Speaker 2 imagine you're a businessman you've probably given delta over ten million dollars worth of business in the last 25 years and then some man-child wearing you know fucking crocs and a raincoat strolls in his dumbass bald friend and is like where's the massage

Speaker 2 I didn't say that you did probably I said where's the

Speaker 2 so we have the showers

Speaker 2 I never got to take a shower there yet

Speaker 2 I heard they have showers

Speaker 2 it's nice you know it's just nice being there and

Speaker 2 I go going up to the buffet thing and just being like,

Speaker 2 ooh. This is their statement.
These changes are a part of Delta's ongoing efforts to help balance the popularity of the clubs with the premium experience they provide for our guests.

Speaker 2 It's literally just to keep you out. It's to keep me out? Yeah, it's because you've ruined the vibe.

Speaker 2 It's with the one I have? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 I'm going to look this up right now.

Speaker 2 I have the reserve, I think. Reserve business.
Yeah, Reserve American Express. And also, on top of this, get this.
Listen to this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Even if you buy the nicer tickets starting next year, you'll be limited to six visits a year.

Speaker 2 Six a year? Mm-hmm. And I have to buy first class or business? Yeah, and even then, you're still limited to six a year.
So I'm just never going to go back. Yeah.
I'm just never allowed to go back?

Speaker 2 Yeah, sorry, ten a year for the reserve. It's six for the platinum.

Speaker 2 So you figured that you could... Unlimited access to Sky Club and Centurion lounge locations

Speaker 2 as of September 20th, 2023.

Speaker 2 Yeah, beginning February 1st, 2025, Delta will cap American Express Platinum Card and Delta Reserve American Express card holder Sky Club visits to six and ten visits per year respectively

Speaker 2 according to Delta.

Speaker 2 So mean.

Speaker 2 I felt like a big businessman, you know

Speaker 2 I felt like I finally reached a stage in my life where like

Speaker 2 I go to the club

Speaker 2 but I'm you know any club that would have me

Speaker 2 I wouldn't want to be a member of I guess yeah the only the only way around it is you have to spend $75,000 a year on the credit card

Speaker 2 why are they taking this away from me well I'll tell you why. The changes come after Delta recorded a record number of visitors at its Sky Club lounges last year.
Oh my god. I went in Atlanta

Speaker 2 a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 2 It was pandemonium. At Sky Club? It was so many people.
Yeah, something had to change. But not to me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Anyways.

Speaker 2 yep. I mean, there's no way.
I've been flying American just exclusively for a year because I've never really tried to get status with an airline. I just fly whatever's cheapest.
And

Speaker 2 so I'm like, okay, well, this is dumb. I should just fly one airline.
So I've only flown American, and after being on the road almost every fucking weekend, I still do not have status. And I won't.

Speaker 2 No. I've looked into this.

Speaker 2 Delta Sky Miles Platinum and Platinum Business. I have reserve.
I don't have platinum.

Speaker 2 It says right here

Speaker 2 all of their co-branded

Speaker 2 co-branded premium. No.
No, no. It says Delta Sky Miles Platinum and Platinum Business.

Speaker 2 I have the purple card. I don't have the platinum.
It says

Speaker 2 who use co-branded credit cards like the Delta Sky Miles Reserve and Reserve Business American Express cards. No, no, Delta Sky Miles Business Reserve.
Reserve Business American Express. Fuck.

Speaker 2 So I'm out.

Speaker 2 So I'm just out? Yes. No, I get it six times a year?

Speaker 2 Six times a year is the limit, but if you buy a basic economy ticket, I can't get it at all. Just main cabin two or three,

Speaker 2 you will not be allowed in the Skylounge. They're fucking dickheads.
Fuck Delta.

Speaker 2 And I just got your fucking card. Fuck you.
I'm not going to fly you anymore. Give me, just let me back in.
You don't have to let any of the other

Speaker 2 just let you have to let me back in. I don't care.
I got the purple one. I got the purple card.
It's supposed to be the best one you have.

Speaker 2 Congratulations, Nick. No, I mean, American sucks, dude.
This is crazy. I really thought I would have.

Speaker 2 You don't get it.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 theirs is called the Admirals Club. Yeah, the Advantage Program.

Speaker 2 Do you have any miles from them I have I've flown nothing but American let me look I still need 460 points to reach gold after flying nothing but American for and gold is the first tier

Speaker 2 like the only way to do it is to get a credit card

Speaker 2 I still have access. No, you don't.
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 Do you think that I would

Speaker 2 like announce this?

Speaker 2 American Express cuts Delta lounge access benefits from flagship cards should you re-evaluate evaluate your credit card strategy if you love delta sky clubs you'll hate these changes so look at this several american express

Speaker 2 fuck yeah no trust me i i

Speaker 2 made sure that i did not rub this in your face until i was 100

Speaker 2 that the shit would stick it

Speaker 2 it feels so good to go in there No, never again. I take big old dumps in there and they have the toilets where it's just a room.
You know the kind of toilets?

Speaker 2 You don't have to go into a bathroom. Now you just have to go to the bathroom.
And they close the door and they see your feet. It's just a room.
You know, those are the best kind of toilets.

Speaker 2 Now you just have to have my own room to be in. I have a card that does nothing for you.
It does absolutely nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I guess I get diamond medallion status, though, and I get upgrades.

Speaker 2 Not anymore. Take it out of a bad one.
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 I mean, I don't think I have diamond. I need to get silver medallion.
It was crazy you have that card and you have

Speaker 2 diamond medallion status and you still got a fucking involuntary bump.

Speaker 2 When? When you were coming back from Portland, you were gone for three days stuck in airports. Oh, no, that was before I got the card.
I got the card that time

Speaker 2 because I signed up at the airport. so I could go to the lounge.

Speaker 2 Because I was sitting in the airport all day after I got bumped. Oh, okay.
And so I'm like sitting, I was in the airport for 12 hours. So I'm like, this fucking sucks.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then I see the club and I'm like, I want to go to the, I want to go. No.
So I signed up at the airport. Move remains.
Just get a chase card with travel benefits and then fly whatever airline.

Speaker 2 Well, that's what I stopped using so I could use this.

Speaker 2 No. Yeah, just get a chase card, rack up those points.

Speaker 2 Now I got to go back to my chase. My old bitch.
Yeah. My old Visa bitch.

Speaker 2 You know what else is nice with American Express? They say, member since.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And

Speaker 2 2023, I was like, in years from now, I'm going to feel like I've been a member of the club a while. You know what's funny?

Speaker 2 I got the Sapphire Reserve because they advertise it like it gets you into all of the premium lounges. And then it's through some third-party company called like Platinum Pass.

Speaker 2 And you have to go activate it. They'll send you a card.
I've been to probably

Speaker 2 25 airports. It does not work in a single airport.

Speaker 2 Like it does. Everything.
They're They're like, oh, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 You know where you can use this? Terminal 11. Yeah, yeah.
And then it's like Magic School Bus Airlines. Yeah, yeah.
You know, they got a place with it.

Speaker 2 Have you ever been to that? Just a fat lady covered in sushi. This is really boring conversation for a podcast.
Have you ever been to that weird Terminal A at LaGuardia? It just looks, it's only

Speaker 2 Boston flights.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 what's the shit one? What's the absolute shittest airline?

Speaker 2 Spirit. Spirit.
Yeah. It's only Boston and Spirit.
It's flights to Boston and Spirit. And it looks like you're in a regional airport in the middle of Kansas.
So it's part of old LaGuardia.

Speaker 2 It's like old LaGuardia. It's really cool, actually, there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it doesn't look like you're in a big city's airport. I feel like you just kind of walk in there.
It's Terminal A? It's Terminal A. LaGuardia had numbers.
Maybe it's Terminal 1. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, Terminal 1 is American and Delta. I think I.
I think. No, I think that's that's two or three i think it's three oh

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We have to sit there and have a human being manually approve it.

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Speaker 2 Somebody told me recently that he was privately was saying he can't wait to come on the show.

Speaker 2 Our show? Yeah, he's coming on the show.

Speaker 2 He was saying that socially. Yeah, he was going on.

Speaker 2 He was at a soiree or something. I was talking, yeah, it was like, yeah, it was at a soiree.
He was at a soiree? Yeah. He was talking about how hyped he is to come on the show.

Speaker 2 I think it was one of those 1920s New Year's Eve style parties. Really? Where there was

Speaker 2 a gay man. Yeah, like that gif of Leonardo Caprio.
A gay man having sex with a old-timey microphone. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, those parties. Yeah, right.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I love you, Mr. Microphone.
You know,

Speaker 2 just making out with a big metal microphone. The songs used to suck.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Songs are really bad. And the clothes look uncomfortable.
Yeah. There's just glitter everywhere.

Speaker 2 We were talking once about how our grandmas, when they sing songs, you're like, that can't be real songs. Yeah, right.
And they're like, I die.

Speaker 2 yeah, it sounds like somebody stepped on. And I love you.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 Shut up.

Speaker 2 Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
You're not good at singing and you weren't in the 40s. You stink.
Yeah. You suck.

Speaker 2 Boom. Shut up, man.
Shut up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? That's not a song. It's not.
You're making it up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, but. And Tennessee!

Speaker 2 The guy that plays backpack drum for the fucking Glenn Miller band

Speaker 2 isn't going to fuck you because you sang that song. And a kiss from your lover.
And

Speaker 2 fine in the blues.

Speaker 2 Shut up.

Speaker 2 You suck at singing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But you can't just make up a song, Grandma.

Speaker 2 You can't just like, I da-da-da-da!

Speaker 2 Ada, da-da-da.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, the best example of that is Big Edie in Grey Gardens. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 Where she's like totally dumb. Are you getting Nick's mic, Adam?

Speaker 2 Okay, good.

Speaker 2 Oh yeah, that's a little smushed.

Speaker 2 Very good at that.

Speaker 2 You say they hear

Speaker 2 Broadway.

Speaker 2 That's how they all sing.

Speaker 2 Mr. Dumbhat.

Speaker 2 Psycho.

Speaker 2 I want to watch that again.

Speaker 2 It's really good. It's so good.

Speaker 2 Grandma's son. School yourself.
Shut up, Big Edie. Don't bitch.
The best part of that scene is where she tells the daughter she was bad at singing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm absolutely obsessed with this version of the song. The feeling is the most pure rendition.
I wish I had a record of big and little Edie songs and recitations.

Speaker 2 If I was more tech savvy, I'm tempted to try, honestly. What? Tech savvy?

Speaker 2 What does that fucking mean?

Speaker 2 What do you think technology is? You can just

Speaker 2 make something that doesn't exist?

Speaker 2 That's like an acid thought.

Speaker 2 If I could use it. Maybe I'll learn technology so that

Speaker 2 I can create a book written by JFK about Garfield.

Speaker 2 Garfield was a cat.

Speaker 2 Garfield, I love you.

Speaker 2 Did you bring you your lasagna in the morning?

Speaker 2 Lasagna

Speaker 2 from your

Speaker 2 lasagna,

Speaker 2 Mr. Garfield.

Speaker 2 When you share a lasagna with your sweetheart, you ravage my pussy, Mr. Garfield.

Speaker 2 Getting foxed by Garfield

Speaker 2 in the mornings.

Speaker 2 Mr. Hitler, let me suck your cock

Speaker 2 you have to understand back then Hitler was cool.

Speaker 2 My stomach hurts.

Speaker 2 Oh man.

Speaker 2 T42 and 24T!

Speaker 2 Why do they sing like that? I don't know. You fucking idiots.

Speaker 2 You missed the hitler.

Speaker 2 You know another documentary I want to re-watch again? I was just talking about the other day is Can't Stop Eating. You ever see that? Yeah, you were talking about it.
The British kids. Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 Can't stop eating Joe. What's the big guy's name? I think it's Joe.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, Joe Blackburn. Here we go.

Speaker 2 Joe's dad has promised him a curry to get him out of the pub. Do you always get what you want when you're at home? Er, yeah.

Speaker 2 Wicked clue.

Speaker 2 Don't your mum and dad ever stop you?

Speaker 2 Do they they try?

Speaker 2 But she tried, but I say no.

Speaker 2 Don't they ever stand up to you?

Speaker 2 Why not?

Speaker 2 What would you do if they said no turret? Don't smile.

Speaker 2 I'll play up things.

Speaker 2 I'll bring him down.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't want them to lock him up, it's not his fault, he's got a disability.

Speaker 2 His mum's life.

Speaker 2 What do you do if you're locking up?

Speaker 2 Are you doing good? So they're putting him in jail for eating

Speaker 2 because he has too many chicken curries.

Speaker 2 Job's father has promised him a curry if he agrees to leave the pub.

Speaker 2 Your parents always do. You know what you tell them.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'll knock them out if they say no.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's a good one. Did he beat up his parents for food? Folks, check it out.
Can't stop eating. Yeah, check out Grey Gardens.
Yeah, Grey Gardens, too.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't have to do it for today. Sorry if we were a little low energy today.
I think that.

Speaker 2 I was just laughing a lot, man. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I was laughing a lot at that Mr. Hillary song.

Speaker 2 lights the lights are fucked up the lights are fucked up guys.

Speaker 2 We will be auctioning off items every episode we're gonna uh yes every episode of the free podcast we will we will display one item that will be up on eBay that week

Speaker 2 and Adam Ginsberg is responsible for maintaining all that right

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then um yeah, I guess be it in the comments. What do you mean we should be on a real auction site? It's gonna be a long night of setting stuff up here, but I'm excited.

Speaker 2 We'll get a little lunch. I just had a Chipotle, but we need to finish the new episode, and we are very close, guys.
The new episode will be out probably tomorrow.

Speaker 2 Hopefully, if YouTube won't fuck us in the ass and leave us in a fucking purgatory where a man needs, we go in a queue and a man needs to watch it to ensure that we're not spewing

Speaker 2 fake news about the vaccine. As always, everyone, enjoy

Speaker 2 fall. Fall is back.
Be merry and in good health. it's a although this weekend is gonna be 90 a beautiful and short life but you only got one to live yes

Speaker 2 yes take advantage of every moment you have and spend it with people you love no don't do that why it's not that's why don't you do that no because people are like oh remember life's short remember to hug your loved ones it's like what a fucking waste of time hugging i didn't say that i said spend time with people you love play mass effect legendary edition okay good night everyone All right, see ya.

Speaker 2 Alright.

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Speaker 2 I love you.

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Hitler.

Speaker 2 Did you notice I'm like self-worth?