The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 9

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Speaker 2 welcome the adam freelance show podcast it's adam joined by uh nick you're reading the trades i'm reading the trades adam what's in the trades today uh it looks like uh charizard is going for two pikachu's no

Speaker 2 the pokemon Pokemon trades.

Speaker 2 We're off to a hot start today, folks.

Speaker 2 It is Thursday, a day late,

Speaker 2 but $2

Speaker 2 long. And we're halfway through 2023, so you know what that means? It's time to start talking about Pokemon going to the polls.
Yes, that's right. The 2024 election is only.

Speaker 2 I love the way just the politics dorks talk about the election, like the mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas. Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 Like it's

Speaker 2 only four more years until the next election. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like the mayor of Halloween town? Yeah, yeah. They're smiling on election day, and then the next day their head turns around and it's just covered in cum.

Speaker 2 Just

Speaker 2 their face with cum all over it and just numbers stuck to it. Yeah.
And a promise that we're going to be making to our audience is that this election season, we will be having

Speaker 2 multiple candidates, perhaps a town hall-style event

Speaker 2 with multiple candidates on the Adam Friedland show. We want this to

Speaker 2 be king makers, you know?

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 King Kong makers.

Speaker 2 That's right. It was an atomic bomb that made him, I think.
What the hell does Kong mean? Kong? Yeah, why do like all the monkeys have the name Kong?

Speaker 2 It's their last name, family name.

Speaker 2 It's a

Speaker 2 African

Speaker 2 I don't know

Speaker 2 what's going on with you oh we're a day late again. I said that day late but we're two dollars long and would you like to explain crap my pants crap I'm surprised you even have any pants left

Speaker 2 the pants budget is getting out of control. Yeah, I talked to my status.
A lot of people don't know this, but Staten Island is actually entirely built on a layer of Adam's ruined pants.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they have built a nice park over it. They call it

Speaker 2 wait, have you seen

Speaker 2 there's that park right by the

Speaker 2 documentary Crapsy? Yeah, it's about a Staten Island

Speaker 2 folklore, this legend. This guy with bad allergies who shits his pants.
Yeah. Having sex with children.
Oh, Crapsy Cummins. Yeah.
They say that the skin on his nose is

Speaker 2 fucked up.

Speaker 2 It's true. Yeah, crap C coming.
I have been reinvesting in

Speaker 2 the bad guy from True Detective. Yeah,

Speaker 2 the Yellow King. He lives in Caucasus.

Speaker 2 It's a big bathroom. Carcassa, though.
It's a big toilet facility from the Civil War that he brings people in. Yeah, yeah.
It was a Jewish factory in the Civil War.

Speaker 2 The toilet. What? It was a

Speaker 2 factory. Oh.

Speaker 2 There's a

Speaker 2 I believe his name was

Speaker 2 Abraham Flusherman. That's one of my favorite things right-wing guys do, and they point out that they're like, oh, the Jews owned all the slaves in the South.
Yeah, they like saying that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but then being like, but also slavery is good. But it's also good, but it was Jewish.
Yeah. But it wasn't our idea, but it was Jewish, and it was good.

Speaker 2 Anyway,

Speaker 2 we are here live at Adam Freeland Corporate HQ in Manhattan. We got, what is that? This one's dead.
Is this the only one we have? I think so.

Speaker 2 Blast.

Speaker 2 Dude,

Speaker 2 we're going to have to get through.

Speaker 2 Get through an hour without those. What do you got? Let's see.
I lost my phone also.

Speaker 2 Did you check your ass? It's on my ass. Did you check your ass? I don't know.
Ginsburg, you're going to have to keep us apprised of time.

Speaker 2 Gotcha. Okay.
Copy that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're doing two hours. We're doing two hours of double XL episode.

Speaker 2 I feel like there's big things in the news this week. Well, we got the big submarine thing.
We have the Penn State professor that was caught fucking a dog.

Speaker 2 I texted you that news story. Thought that was something that we can maybe do.
I saw that. He had a Greek-style name.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he was having some Greek-style sex in the woods. Congo fuckopolis.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yes, that that was his name. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It looks like we have a box on stage. I don't know if we should probably have.
We're doing more unboxing.

Speaker 2 We have to get into so every video that we do, now that we're YouTube guys, we've got to do an unboxing. This is the last box that we had.
It's a Hoover.

Speaker 2 But we'll do that. We'll get to that in a minute.
Yeah, we don't have to get into that quite yet.

Speaker 2 This, so apparently, the submarine has run out of oxygen officially. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I already said on the last last one, you know, I smell crazy in there. Yeah.
That was premium, so you can repeat it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then say, if you like jokes like that, you can subscribe to patreon.com/slash tafts.

Speaker 2 Also, folks, thanks again for all the good feedback we've been getting on the Chris Cuomo episode.

Speaker 2 It's pretty awesome. If you like the Chris Cuomo episode, please subscribe.
Subscribe to the YouTube channel. You can totally ignore these podcasts.
These will forever be dog shit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And it's been a good 90 seconds. It's a look into the process that goes behind

Speaker 2 the process. Yeah, this is we're talking dead.

Speaker 2 It is. No, that's how I explain it to people.
Yeah, yeah. It's sort of like that show Talking Dead.
It's like Talking Dead. And that, like, a weird little gay guy talks to a corpse.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Um,

Speaker 2 little gay guy. Corpse.
Little gay guy. Gay corpse.
Yeah, no. Little gay guy.
Okay, I switched the rules. I said, switch to the rules.
I'm dead and straight. But I didn't.
I'm dead and straight.

Speaker 2 Never did I say that. I'm dead and straight.
Never once did I sit there. I am dead and straight.
You're little and gay and weird. Never once was that statement made.
Yes, you did. Anyway, so.

Speaker 2 Never once.

Speaker 2 But,

Speaker 2 yeah, please subscribe to the show.

Speaker 2 If you enjoyed the Chris Cuomo episode, that would help us out a lot. Cost nothing.
It's free to subscribe. Yeah, and we want to get our subscribers up.

Speaker 2 We got to 100,000, and then you told me that you told your friend and he said yeah, my sister just could yeah, my no, he said my girlfriend used to have that for doing

Speaker 2 just doing

Speaker 2 like nail clippers CVS. Yeah, so it's really not that impressive not that a hundred thousand we got to get to a million.
We have to get to a million. I really know nothing about this YouTube world.

Speaker 2 Remember when Justin Bieber had some video and they were like, it's the first video to have a million views?

Speaker 2 Was that right? Wasn't it like that? Maybe it was a billion. Maybe it was a billion.
It had to have been a billion. Yeah.
I think Gangnam Style was also one of those. Yeah.
First to...

Speaker 2 We should have gotten on the YouTube thing way back. I know.
We really fucked it up. Yeah.
But, like, genuinely speaking, guys,

Speaker 2 we're trying.

Speaker 2 I was under the impression that the YouTube world was hard up. Because now they have to fight each other for money.
Yeah, now that's what, like, that's what rats do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 They're literally fighting for resources. Yeah.
So I thought, oh, like, oh, wow. We locked that up.
Thank God we're not in this guy. Pretty soon I'm going to be fighting Pokemon.

Speaker 2 Is he a YouTube guy? It's a girl. That's a girl?

Speaker 2 I only know the name because that was the one that the guy watched deep fake pornography of. Pokemane? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that guy that cried. The guy that cried.
We love him. What was his name?

Speaker 2 Asher Roth?

Speaker 2 Something like that, yeah. Yeah.
Asher Ketchum. Asher Ketchum.
Yeah. Asher Roth.

Speaker 2 Asher Roth was the guy that wrote the college. I love college.
Damn, that was

Speaker 2 a lame.

Speaker 2 That sounds awesome. Yeah.
It's weird that that guy didn't turn into McElmore. Yeah, it was kind of the same thing, but I think Asher Roth is

Speaker 2 kind of like the more

Speaker 2 like frat version.

Speaker 2 What did McElmore end up doing? He did like a song about going to a BLM protest. Yeah, he did.
The first song is like a gay guy song. The first one was about going to Salvation Army.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 The second one's about going to a George Floyd protest and his Toyota Turcell. I think it was that he thought he could be gay because he liked to go to bed early.

Speaker 2 But that's in the George Floyd since Floyd song, isn't it? Is it a George Floyd song? I think it was earlier. Yeah.
It's called Same Love.

Speaker 2 About being gay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ginsburg, can you do me a favor and bring some of those vitamin C's out here? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Thanks. What kind of vitamin C's? Are they candy vibes? No, no, no.
They're just the fucking.

Speaker 2 I think I'm getting sick again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It has been unseasonably unseasonably cool here in New York City. We haven't really gotten a summer yet.
Yesterday was the equinox. Did you know that? Yeah.
Yeah. The solstice.
The solstice.

Speaker 2 Not the equinox?

Speaker 2 Are you going to sneeze? No. I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 Oh, thank you. Atrioch was the

Speaker 2 guy who made the

Speaker 2 five, please.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit. You're going to take five of those? Yeah, I take five.

Speaker 2 What are they? Five. Don't they give you diarrhea? They will, will, but I'm telling you.
I can't afford the diarrhea. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a little bit sick, I can't afford the diarrhea.

Speaker 2 Brother, I can't afford this diarrhea.

Speaker 2 But we should have vitamin C's out in like a little bowl. Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 It's like we're at a Hollywood roofie party, but it's because I always thought it was like bullshit, you know, because the people have these emergency packets.

Speaker 2 Anytime you get sick, people are like, oh, take vitamin C, and it's never worked in my life. But I would always take just like one vitamin C.

Speaker 2 Apparently, you have to take a shit ton of them to the point where you like, you get to where you have diarrhea, then you walk it back.

Speaker 2 And of the last two times, I felt like I was sick, you know, it's like your nose has that weird kind of feeling, yeah, your throat gets scratchy. I just blast them and fucking nothing, and I'm fine.

Speaker 2 Ginsburg, is my microphone okay? Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 um,

Speaker 2 but uh, what were we talking about? Oh, the submarine thing, yeah, yeah, that's been uh

Speaker 2 social media has been funny with that.

Speaker 2 It's It's a bunch of like fucking like like uh Twitter, like like guys with like Robespierre Abbies,

Speaker 2 you know, just being like,

Speaker 2 good.

Speaker 2 Any dead billionaire is a good

Speaker 2 dead, you know, or whatever. Yeah, those kind of guys.
And then a different type of person being like,

Speaker 2 you know, like, what happened to civility?

Speaker 2 And it's like,

Speaker 2 what do you think this website is? Where do you think you are right now? You're in like the fucking, like, the ballroom at the court?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, it's a bunch of fucking retarded people in their underwear arguing about,

Speaker 2 you know, and also, nobody, it's like, it's like, oh, you lose your sense of empathy over the billionaires. It's like, well, it's not really a sense of empathy.

Speaker 2 Because I guess there was a migrant boat that like sunk and they all died.

Speaker 2 If the story had been a submarine blew up when they launched it and five billionaires died a week ago, no one would care. Right.
Why? Well, because they're already dead.

Speaker 2 Because it's like this instantaneous. Yeah, it's a search thing.
It's, yeah, what makes it like... It's like the boys saw it.
The fact that they're, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 The fact that they're still alive, like dying this death, that frankly, anyone would be fucking terrified of. Trapped in a submarine with two Pakistani guys.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 It's like, you know, anybody would fucking...

Speaker 2 So it is like a unique circumstance, but even then,

Speaker 2 the argument isn't,

Speaker 2 you know, like what tone you have while discussing the.

Speaker 2 Did they say it's 13,000 feet down? Yeah, something like that. That's so far.

Speaker 2 That's so insanely deep.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What happens? Like, if you try to go up too fast, you get the bends, right?

Speaker 2 I don't think it's a problem in the submarine because the submarine's pressurized. Oh, it's pressurized.
When did people used to get the bends? They'd get them from those diving suits.

Speaker 2 Building the Brooklyn Bridge. And they'd have to go subterranean.
Yeah, when they built the Brooklyn Bridge. That's not even that deep.
They had these things called caissons,

Speaker 2 which was basically, you know, you just push a cup down in a bathtub. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it was like that.

Speaker 2 So it was a cup, and there was chairs in there, and then they would just push them down to the, they would weight it and push them down to the bottom of the East River so that they could build the foundation for the

Speaker 2 bridge. Yeah, for the bridge.

Speaker 2 But then, yeah, it would come up too fast and your blood wouldn't like normalize correctly and you get nitrogen bubbles in your blood. And then it would go into your joints and fuck your joints up.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah. And then you were just bedridden forever? Yeah, it would like fire, but eventually, I think, kill you.
Like, it damages your mobility.

Speaker 2 I thought your head explodes or some shit. That's in space.
That's in space. Yeah, your blood boils and your head explodes.
That's so sick. That's awesome.
Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah.
That's so sick.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so

Speaker 2 our take, official center left take on these billionaires is it's a goddamn tragedy when any human being loses their life.

Speaker 2 Especially if it smells crazy in there that tastes weird it's bad these things are all bad dude yeah

Speaker 2 we gotta start getting into other

Speaker 2 like these

Speaker 2 i just took two am i gonna crap myself i think everybody has a different limit i took 15 of them one time and you and you blasted your ass no no

Speaker 2 you had a solid one Yeah, it didn't really fuck me up at all. I'm gonna invest in tear away pants so that when I blast my ass,

Speaker 2 the whole pants can just come off with me cool if the back of your clothes hit the wall like uh the Kool-Aid guy yeah it would be cool just the outline of your clothes and then you're just name your back half is nude yeah but I still have my front yeah side on yeah your asshole like flares out like an exploding cigar yeah

Speaker 2 that would be pretty cool yeah what else is in the news Amazon is under investigation Amazon is under investigation by the FTC because they were entrapping people tricked and trap users with prime subscriptions.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they already got a $25 million fine.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Who gives a fuck? Who fucking cares? I thought maybe we could riff out the submarine thing and find something there.

Speaker 2 Okay. I mean, we were really on to something with that

Speaker 2 Tom Hanks.

Speaker 2 Pakistan riff in the last episode, but

Speaker 2 say last. Maybe out like Submarine Jared.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Did Elon throw his hat in the ring for how to rescue these guys or he learned his lesson on the soccer? Him and Mark Zuckerberg are setting up a fight. Are they? Yeah.
That's how bad it's gotten?

Speaker 2 They're going to be on a Creator Clash? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're fighting each other. Or so I saw.
I didn't get all the detail.

Speaker 2 God damn it.

Speaker 2 What side are we on? We're in Elon?

Speaker 2 No, probably Zuckerberg. You think Zuck? Yeah, he's the underdog.
I guess. He's Cinderella, man.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's a pretty cool guy, honestly. He's an alien.
He's not even fucking human.

Speaker 2 Yeah. He's never taken a normal picture.

Speaker 2 Even that picture of him surfing. Yeah, I know.
It looks like Data learning how to use his penis.

Speaker 2 Do you think they made a cock? Do you you think Data has a cock?

Speaker 2 A computer cock? Yeah, did they give him a dick? I would hope so. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 What is Data's full android? Mm-hmm. As opposed to what, half?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 he can experience emotion.

Speaker 2 No, there's an emotion chip they give him, but no, he can't experience emotion. He can't experience emotion.
No. No.
He's just a robot.

Speaker 2 But there's an episode where they give him an emotion chip and he can't stop laughing. Yeah, he's really annoying in that episode yeah he's really really annoying yeah yeah

Speaker 2 and then he has like an evil twin named lore

Speaker 2 yeah yeah

Speaker 2 that's a good fucking show i don't remember the details should we get to this unboxing no we have plenty of time ginsberg how much time have we done five minutes 17 minutes yeah come on dude when do you want to get to the unboxing

Speaker 2 you're like okay then we'll bail we'll do the unboxing for five minutes and then what do we talk about for 30 minutes i don't know come to us during the unboxing We're talking about Data's penis, and

Speaker 2 you immediately just say, All right, enough of this. Okay, let's talk more about Data's penis, then.
You've already sucked the wind out of Data's penis. Well, that's what his penis does, actually.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 It's

Speaker 2 solar-powered. Yeah.
How does it does he have like batteries? How the fuck does he keep going?

Speaker 2 I mean, how,

Speaker 2 like, what powers the Star Trek Enterprise? Um, fuel cells? There's some, like, they have, well, there's the core

Speaker 2 and then that thing, like, I think it makes gravity.

Speaker 2 I mean, like, the, you know, the two

Speaker 2 fins. The assumption is, is that society has figured out

Speaker 2 like free energy. It's not free energy.

Speaker 2 You know, the fins on the back of the ship? Yeah.

Speaker 2 It like creates some kind of gravity well.

Speaker 2 That like pulls the whole, it like bends time in between those two. And that's what makes the ship.
That's That's how they do warp speed. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wow. That's cool.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 what's the best episode you've ever seen?

Speaker 2 I don't know. There's that Voyager episode.
First of all, I don't watch Star Trek, so

Speaker 2 no, I don't. I haven't seen it.
I've seen a very few.

Speaker 2 I've seen barely any.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I've seen none.

Speaker 2 I've actually never seen the show. So on the couple episodes you've seen, which one was your favorite? I would say the one,

Speaker 2 there's like a two-part episode in Voyager where

Speaker 2 there's...

Speaker 2 That sounds pretty cool. I forget the name of the aliens, but they're like hunters.
They love hunting. So they take over the ship and then they make the whole ship a holodeck, basically.

Speaker 2 They turn the whole and then they redo World War II and they make themselves the Nazis. Whoa.

Speaker 2 Which doesn't make any sense. The hunter aliens, yeah.
Right, but like, why would you

Speaker 2 pick the guys that lose? The crew are the good guys? They're French Resistance, I think. So then they pick even the Voyager crew picks like the gayest of all of the people to be in World War II.

Speaker 2 French Resistance has got to be French Resistance is cool.

Speaker 2 There's like a sneaky aspect to it. No, no, no.
No, no. You have to like...

Speaker 2 You have to act like, oh, I'm but the humble like

Speaker 2 peddler, and then you have a a gun and you

Speaker 2 and you say la resistance. It's like it's gypsy probably than French resistance.
Gypsy is the worst. You could do it.
It's the worst one. I think you're supposed to say Roma these days.

Speaker 2 Why? Is that what they are?

Speaker 2 Romany? I thought gypsies were just people that had like a bunch of trinkets. I thought so too.
That's when people are like, oh, it's racist to say gypsy. And it's like, isn't that a job?

Speaker 2 I think it's a...

Speaker 2 I think it's a race

Speaker 2 is i think it's a racial designation i think it's some races or i told you about that that story about what brian said when he was like in france like waiting for a train and he sees some guy he's like hey do you have the time and he gives him the time and he's like are you okay man he's like dude this fucking

Speaker 2 Bunch of people knocked on my door and they were gypsies and they said can I come in and now it's their house. Oh really? Yeah, they like took his

Speaker 2 They took his house? They took his house. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He just doesn't have a house. Yeah.
That two-part episode was sick, though. I kind of want to watch it.
As a kid, I liked any show where they would go to like the 30s. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 There was an episode of Ghost Rider like that.

Speaker 2 What was Ghost Rider? Ghost Rider was like, it's like Brooklyn, and there's four

Speaker 2 mixed-race

Speaker 2 are like Puerto Rican and black kids.

Speaker 2 And they have a friend who's a ghost that knows how to use computers and typewriters and of that show I likewise only remember the episode where there's like a kid from the 30s

Speaker 2 that like they you know they know from the internet yeah something like that I forget how their friend is a ghost that understands how to use the internet the best yeah yeah yeah it was like a good show when I was a kid I just thought the 30s and 40s were so cool yeah what about them like the flapper I think it was just watching

Speaker 2 watching the movie Bugsy Malone as a kid yeah and I thought that was real yeah you thought that kids ruled? Yeah, I thought they had like machine guns and

Speaker 2 Flintstones cars.

Speaker 2 That would have been cool. I was a pretty dumb kid, dude.
I thought movies were real.

Speaker 2 I kind of did, too. Yeah.
Yeah. I remember seeing the movie Blank Check and thinking like, I wish that was my life.
Yeah, right. You think all that can happen.

Speaker 2 Unless it was like explicitly labeled as fantasy. Everything was like a possibility.

Speaker 2 He just finds a blank check and then he writes that it's paid by a guy named Mr. Macintosh.
Yeah. And it's because his computer was a Macintosh.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I remember he got this like jumpy castle like boxing ring and he had these like huge boxing gloves and he hired like a butler and he like fought his butler. You remember those like sumo?

Speaker 2 Like inflatable sumo things? Yeah yeah those are cool.

Speaker 2 I remember like I would see like like a friend would go like to the beach or something and then they would have pictures of them doing that and I've never seen that event in my real life. No.

Speaker 2 And And that was the thing I was always very jealous of. I wanted to wear that fat Japanese guy suit and run into another guy.
Yeah. It's very cool.
Yeah. And you're also on a bouncy thing too.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
I feel like now that we're becoming YouTuber influencers, we can like

Speaker 2 review. Have like a thumbnail where we're like, God sumo suits and then

Speaker 2 yeah, just a gypsy guy in World War II. Yeah.
Just wearing one of those. He's like, oh, no, I'm just Japanese.
I'm just Japanese. I'm an ally.
I'm just Japanese I'm not here to fight anything

Speaker 2 yeah I'm part of the Axis powers here yeah yeah that's what the French resistance was doing yeah they were just wearing those sumo suits they were like oh nihao no I am a fat chinoir

Speaker 2 I am not French I'm fat chinois fat chinois yeah yeah

Speaker 2 carry on but yeah big big big fan of two-part episodes those were always that always felt like I'm witnessing history yeah yeah It's this is an event. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 When they said to you, see those words to be continued, and then next week you're like, oh, I know. Some of y'all ain't ready for that.
They're about to continue. They're about to continue.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Waiting that whole week, that was crazy.
Yeah. Yeah.
They also used to call television like a, this is like a two-part television event. Yeah, a television premiere.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, I fell for that. When I was a kid, I think I've said it before, but anytime Fox would do like a primetime special, and it would always be like Evil Evil Can Evil's Sun, like eating a squirrel.

Speaker 2 Or Secrets of Magic. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, dude. Magic's Greatest Secrets Revealed? It was hosted by...
The Masked Magician. No, it was hosted by Skinner from the X-Files.
Oh, shit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And the Masked Magician was the magician that would reveal the tricks, and his life would be threatened if anyone knew who he was. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 They were like, this guy is literally risking his entire life.

Speaker 2 Magicians would kill him if he told you. That's kind of, it's weird.
I feel like if you put that on TV now the internet socialists would be mad about it like this fucking scab he's scabbing

Speaker 2 of magicians. Yeah, yeah, he's this scabbing piece of shit.
Yeah, this scabby ass. We're the day 50 now with the writer's strike

Speaker 2 It's crazy. What do you think is gonna happen?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Sag is already saying that they're gonna have to go past the deadline. They're not gonna call a strike on July 1st.
They're gonna go past the deadline negotiating.

Speaker 2 Dude, I

Speaker 2 hope this goes on forever. People are acting like the Chris Cuomo episode is the greatest episode of television of all time.
We can't let them know.

Speaker 2 I just think that it's the only episode of television. It is.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We gotta. Yeah.
We have to make more television. It's sort of a tortoise in the hare sort of situation.

Speaker 2 Before the bear comes back or whatever shows people are missing. Oh, I thought you were talking about a tortoise and a hair story.
And I was like, well, who the hell's the bear?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, he's an Aesop's fable. Yeah.
What the fuck is the bear about? It's about working in a restaurant. Yeah, they work at a restaurant.
And then people love it because they work in restaurants.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they work in restaurants, and they're like, it really do be like that. People really are.
That's the thing. That's what it struck me.

Speaker 2 I look at the way people talk about it, and I'm like, this just seems like just more of this representation bullshit, but now it's about a job instead of like... Yeah, that's what it is now.

Speaker 2 The spicy...

Speaker 2 The spicy world of being a Chicana Latina or whatever the fuck every other show is. Yeah, yeah.
And then it's just somebody like buying tacos and that's like the whole

Speaker 2 representation thing for jobs. For people, yeah, people that work in a restaurant.

Speaker 2 But I do remember like I used to live with three like service industry restaurant people and they'd come back from a shift at like 11 and then they'd all just be bitching.

Speaker 2 And I'd be like, I don't care. Right.
You know, and they'd all be like, oh, and then we were in the, we were in the shit, we were in the weeds, and then we had to push.

Speaker 2 and it was like and i'm just like okay dude you weren't in fucking vietnam you were like giving someone a fucking plate of spaghetti yeah right yeah they're like um but the bear really speaks to those people i think they were like this sucks and then i think it's also the the whole like the foodie thing about like tick tock and the internet like people like watching people but does that work nice food i don't understand why why that works because like basically so we have two jobs.

Speaker 2 We're comedians and podcasters.

Speaker 2 And you do comedy. And what a podcast is, 90% of the time is comedians complaining about being a comedian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, the Saturday Late Show is wild. But there's apparently an audience for that, right? There's people that consume that.
None of whom are comedians.

Speaker 2 No comedian is like, oh, I want to watch fucking... Yeah.
I want to watch another comedian complain about being a comedian.

Speaker 2 I would rather shoot myself in the dick than listen to a comic complain about comedy. I mean, they could go for that.
You know, do it. Okay.

Speaker 2 Go ahead.

Speaker 2 But that's because somebody's listening. That's the easiest job in the world.
It's even better than being a comedian. It's being a comedian that complains about being a comedian.
Oh, totally.

Speaker 2 You just do that for a living? I guess. And then you get home, and the fucking, there's now, what, three days' worth of mail to go through? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Half of the shit's fucking credit card offers, anyways. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But like, people, like,

Speaker 2 yeah, my sister's always worked in restaurants and stuff. And, like, people,

Speaker 2 it is like a kind of a

Speaker 2 people uh I don't know that is a world that people are like really upset you know

Speaker 2 they act like it's like it's crazy I mean I guess it is shitty you have to especially if you're serving tables I don't think I think the bear is more about the kitchen more about like fuck you I need these tomatoes yeah just doing fucking Benny Hanna

Speaker 2 yeah that's why I don't believe that should be that's why I don't believe it because restaurant people complain about it all the fucking time but there's restaurants you can go to where they bring those motherfuckers out to the front like Benny Hanna, for example, and they're having the time of their life.

Speaker 2 They are the coolest guys. They're having the fucking time.
That was another thing about being a little kid. I wanted to go to Benny Hanna

Speaker 2 so bad.

Speaker 2 I saw commercials for it. I was like, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Right. These guys flick sushi into your mouth.
Yeah. That is the

Speaker 2 flick shrimps in your mouth. If we're in restaurants,

Speaker 2 if it sucks that much, why? The only time the public has actual exposure to the work,

Speaker 2 they seem to be fucking loving it. Yeah.
Yeah. That's true.
Where's the bear about a Benny Hanna guy? I want to see the Chinese bear. I want to see the Chinese.

Speaker 2 Well, typically, it's like a Mexican guy. But you go to any time I've been to a Hibachi place, it's been a Mexican guy.
But yes, but I would like to see that.

Speaker 2 The first guy to think of Hibachi, I guess. Mr.
Benny Hannah. The Panda, and it's about a cook at Panda Express.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's like, 86 cats. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 86 the tabbies.

Speaker 2 I do get that, like, if you're waiting tables that you're dealing with fucking dickheads and you have to be nice to them so that they give you money.

Speaker 2 Because like, kind of, I think the system in other countries is you get paid a salary to be a server. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And in America, it's like you get $2 an hour and then you have to be like nice to like people that are like acting like you're you're there. You have to be funny.

Speaker 2 I feel like you shouldn't get a tip unless you're funny. That's about the only place I feel like last resort.
And that's the only place I feel like they've earned the tip. Everywhere else is

Speaker 2 a social obligation. Yeah, they've sung you.
Yeah. Yeah, I had this black waiter call me a faggot in the morning.
I tipped 40%.

Speaker 2 I was like, this guy, he wasn't even my waiter. Really? Yeah, it was just another guy.
He just did like your guy.

Speaker 2 I was smiling because he was putting a hat on an Asian guy that just said, fucking insert Asian stereotype here. That's funny.

Speaker 2 I'm like, this is awesome. And he's like, the fuck are you looking at Fang?

Speaker 2 I'm like,

Speaker 2 this is heaven for me. Where are we going to? We got to go to a Dick's Last Resort, man.

Speaker 2 Do you remember that Nashville bombing?

Speaker 2 The 5G Truther guy? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I guess he filled a van with explosives.

Speaker 2 I walked past the side of it when I was in Nashville last time and it is right outside of Dick's last resort.

Speaker 2 I think they just covered it up. I think he got sewn way too hard.
He just felt like he needed bombs in the dicks.

Speaker 2 Someone said his penis was small and put a hat on him and he's and they're like choosing to say it's because of 5G truth. Oh my god.
Wait, so Trump really is going to jail? I don't know.

Speaker 2 It'll take like two years before that trial even happens. It would be so sick if he wins and then he has to go to jail.

Speaker 2 yeah and he gets to be president from jail yeah he doesn't give it up that would be so sick

Speaker 2 yeah he doesn't really care anymore about anything i'm kind of bored with donald trump well he hasn't had any hits in a while yeah well they're trying to they're not let

Speaker 2 we need to get to debate season

Speaker 2 And him against an open field of Republicans, that's where we fell in love with him. You know?

Speaker 2 We really fell in love with him, the low energy jab,

Speaker 2 the telling,

Speaker 2 telling Ted Cruz that he was going to drop a dime on his wife on the truth about his wife. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I wish they would just replace the government with AI. Yeah.
I would love to do it. Yeah, just computer overlords.
And then people are like, oh, this is fair. Now we've enslaved humanity.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
I don't care, dude. Just have as long as I keep making video games.
Finally got into Tears of the Kingdom, by the way. Is it good?

Speaker 2 It's about the same as the last game, but you get to ride the horse. Yeah, you have to like glue stuff together.
It's a gluing guy. There's a lot of gluing, which I like.

Speaker 2 You like that? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm like, I'm that. So the game starts, and it puts you in this, you're in this like sky world.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 And then there's shit you can, like, glue together. But then they have these like floating platforms and you can just glue them or you can just cascade them and you can go across the entire map.

Speaker 2 It'll take two hours. But I was like, okay, well, I'll just do this.
I'll figure out how to get to the top of this thing. It felt good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't really know how to play video games. Really? Yeah.
I'm like, what? I try to, I'm like, what am I not supposed to do here? Yeah. Let me do the thing I'm not supposed to do.

Speaker 2 And then I die. I'm like, ah, touche.
It was really annoying when I had to watch you playing Final Fantasy and you opted for German. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, it seems like it made more sense in German. It doesn't.
You don't know what they were saying. I know, but they're like weird like Euro-Goths.
They are weird Goth guys, yeah.

Speaker 2 But they're like Asian Goths.

Speaker 2 He's fishing. Yeah, right.
Schinfalter. Yeah.
Schinfalter, Tin Tanbotenwauten.

Speaker 2 What a stupid language. Yeah, our language is pretty

Speaker 2 close to German, I feel. Yeah, but, you know, English is the best language.
That's why everyone in the world speaks it. Yeah, we sampled all of them and we said, okay, this is the one.

Speaker 2 I think the Merovingian was right. I think it's French.
Yeah, yeah. It's like wiping your ass with seal.
I don't know. That guy sucks.
The Merovingian? The Merovingian.

Speaker 2 What do you mean he makes girls come and stuff? Yeah, with cake. With cake.
Yeah. Yeah, he's a bitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is that like he's a date rapist?

Speaker 2 I think, well, he is French. He's a French robot.
French data.

Speaker 2 Are you eating skin off your hands?

Speaker 2 No, I just have...

Speaker 2 I just bit my nail.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. No, it's alright.
It's unprofessional. So this vacuum cleaner.
Yeah, so I guess we'll do an unboxing video.

Speaker 2 This week we got the Soul Levé's Facilement La Sale in Crouste.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Which is

Speaker 2 the

Speaker 2 easily lift embedded dirt with dual cyclone technology. Do you want to put it right side up to the audience? Well, everything will fall out.
I open it from... Oh, it says...

Speaker 2 Oh, that's why that was a problem. It says open from other end.

Speaker 2 Yeah, why do you always do the opposite? I don't know, man. I got a bad attitude.
I just like it when people are mad at me.

Speaker 2 I wish I wasn't the way I am. I wish I was a different person.
But I tell you what, it's got me this far, and someday somebody's going to kill me.

Speaker 2 You think? Nah.

Speaker 2 No, I'll get to a certain point in my life, and I'll be like, people are actually good, and everyone's nice, and I wasted my life being a grouch. Yeah,

Speaker 2 that's going to feel even worse, actually. Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of probably better to just convince yourself that you're right.
No, it's no, it's definitely

Speaker 2 a grump. I don't want to be a grumpy.

Speaker 2 Now, this is a high-performance Hoover vacuum. So as many of you know,

Speaker 2 Adam leaves crumbs everywhere. Dude, crap.

Speaker 2 And we needed a vacuum before our guests the other day. Oh my god, it would have been so embarrassing.
So I went down to PC

Speaker 2 Sons and I bought this bad boy. Bleep that.
Bleep that Ginsberg. Yeah, and it was

Speaker 2 $150.

Speaker 2 That's not bad. It wasn't bad.
And we had a choice.

Speaker 2 Open box or

Speaker 2 off the shelf. This one or the Bissell? No, it was off the shelf.
Okay. And I said, Hoover, I've heard that name before.

Speaker 2 And I asked the older African gentleman who's working there, I said, well, Hoover, that's like a name brand. That's pretty good.
And he's like, yeah, the name.

Speaker 2 But, you know, that doesn't mean the vacuum is better. That's a good point.

Speaker 2 He's a wise old man. And I said, all right, well, I'll get that one then.

Speaker 2 I was like, well, is the Bissell better? He's like, oh, they're about the same.

Speaker 2 Okay. I said, well, then I'll get the fucking...

Speaker 2 I'll get this one. Yeah.
And they tried to get me to purchase the and this was cheaper than the Bissell? They were about the same price. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I was worried about it because I didn't want one with too many

Speaker 2 attachments. I don't need any of that shit.
I told them. I got a 1500 square foot area.
It's low pile carpet. I don't.
I don't. We want to vacuum this too.
That's high pile. It's still carpet.

Speaker 2 I don't need a fucking like the nook and cranny. I have a Dyson at home and it's like...

Speaker 2 They upsell you on all these fucking accessories.

Speaker 2 It's like two different types of not what What the fuck is like, oh, this is the dust corner attached. There's no way this is fucking any different.
Uh-huh. It's a vacuum.

Speaker 2 How many times have you gotten dust out of the corner since you bought it? Never. Never.
Never. It's for sucking up cat litter that the automatic cat litter doesn't contain.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 The cat goes in there, it shits, and it kicks its shit and fucking litter all over the goddamn house. And then that thing gets stuck halfway upside down.

Speaker 2 And then the cat shits and pisses all over the fucking wires behind the TV.

Speaker 2 What a a fucking dickhead. Anyways.
Wait, so this has a performance swivel, it says? It's got a swivel. I didn't really want a swivel either.
What I was looking for was kind of like a meaty,

Speaker 2 old school, like a Kirby is what I wanted.

Speaker 2 Like the cartoon? Like the Kirby vacuum. That was like the that was the brand.
They would use that in hotels. I remember Auric.

Speaker 2 Auric was also big, but a Kirby, like a big Kirby, that's what like like a like, you know, like a real cleaner. That would have a Kirby vacuum.

Speaker 2 You know, like like a hilton or something yeah that's what housekeeping would have it'd be like tan the big the big one with the big fucking bag on the back yeah yeah and those were those were powerful you opted for a bagless vacuum right that's mostly what everything is now they didn't now it is mostly so we went with this one which is convenient so you don't have to keep ordering the bags yeah and uh i'll tell you why i didn't want the swivel and it it made sense when and i wish we could have some product inserts here but when you're on this uh

Speaker 2 low-pile carpet, or any carpet, doesn't matter. But this one, you know, like when you mow the lawn, it creates, you want to create like a beautiful flow.
You want a grid. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 When it swivels, you get wobble in there, so your lines aren't even. Yeah.
I want to get to the end. I want to turn around.
I want to match my lines and have perpendicular lines. Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2 Like a ballpark. Yeah, you're like out in the center field.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then you want to get mad at people for stepping on your line. Yeah, but I will say this, working around the sea stands in certain areas, the swivel comes in

Speaker 2 handy. So, really, what you want to do is, if you're in the market for a vacuum, you have a 1,500-square-foot area with low-pile carpet, what I would recommend is two vacuums.

Speaker 2 Or if there's a way to lock the swivel,

Speaker 2 I think you probably lock it.

Speaker 2 I don't see a way to do that. Okay.

Speaker 2 There's no way to lock it. Let's get a little action on this on the actual product itself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 So we have the vacuum here.

Speaker 2 And a reminder: if you're just joining us, this is the Hoover Easy Lift. Yeah, and in the comments, we're going to have time stamps

Speaker 2 when we get to this

Speaker 2 review. Yeah, so they got, and you can see there's already some stuff in here.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 they picked up a good amount. It did.
And they all have HEPA filters now, which is important in the era of COVID.

Speaker 2 that's consider it unboxed folks yeah it's unboxed

Speaker 2 so let's see how it works on this high pile rug yeah

Speaker 2 get this over here we'll unplug can we move the furniture I think you're gonna want to get everything on the on the stage

Speaker 2 no we're not gonna move the furniture but I gotta unplug one of the cameras I think to get this thing no I don't think you might have an extra outlet somewhere this one looks good here

Speaker 2 And just a reminder, if you're just joining us, this is the...

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 that's a powerful unit.

Speaker 2 It looks like a pretty powerful unit. It turns off and on.
Easy adjustment. Okay, so yeah, I'm seeing what you're saying about the swivel.
It's pretty severe. Alright, so we'll go high carpet.

Speaker 2 I mean, it hasn't swiveled much yet at all.

Speaker 2 But yeah, let's see.

Speaker 2 Let's see what it's sucking up.

Speaker 2 I'm seeing it sucking up some good stuff right there.

Speaker 2 Alright, that that got some and nice thing.

Speaker 2 I don't think you want to do that. I just want to if in case someone knows

Speaker 2 it's not a big deal because they if you're going to give them a false idea how loud this thing is. People don't want a loud vacuum.
Oh, but I thought they want a powerful unit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that can be expressed with numbers or how much garbage it picks up.

Speaker 2 You don't want to to stick the fucking microphone right on the

Speaker 2 okay, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 you're right.

Speaker 2 So this picked up a good amount.

Speaker 2 I don't really, I don't think the stage was that dirty.

Speaker 2 So let's see what we yeah, that looks about the same. Maybe a little bit more.
I don't know. It's kind of, it's, it's picked up a good amount.

Speaker 2 Shit.

Speaker 2 It's wrapped around the chair, though. That's fine.
That's whatever.

Speaker 2 So anyways, that's the

Speaker 2 Hoover. Hoover.

Speaker 2 Yeah, not even close to

Speaker 2 the maximum.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of metal shavings and

Speaker 2 yeah, what's that? I wonder what that's for. I don't know.

Speaker 2 And whose hair is that? I guess that's got to be my hair. Yeah, you got long hair.
It's gonna, it's gonna fall out. Oh, don't, don't, come on, man.
What? You're breaking stuff here. It's not broken.

Speaker 2 I just

Speaker 2 scuff it up. This is a nice vacuum.

Speaker 2 Of course it's a nice vacuum. I mean, like, it's one of the most beautiful units I've seen.
Yeah, but you don't have to break the stuff that I put in the middle of the morning. You just break it off.

Speaker 2 You knocked it off. You're making no effort to clean the place.
You flopped it, dude.

Speaker 2 So it looks like it's got a QR code also. Yeah, you can scan stuff.
Well, oh, scan to learn more.

Speaker 2 So maybe.

Speaker 2 Let's see how these attachments work. Now, like I said, I'm not a fan of attachments.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, so that it's got that attachment in there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then let's say you want to go long.

Speaker 2 Well, then you twist it to lock in. This feels pretty flimsy.
I'll be honest with you. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 2 I do not like the flimsy nature of this thing. Okay.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 2 Thanks.

Speaker 2 Coming to get you

Speaker 2 looks like you have a little dander, maybe

Speaker 2 we're having a problem on the connection, maybe.

Speaker 2 All right, I'm a little confused here. There we go.
Yeah, for those of you listening on the podcast

Speaker 2 RSS feed.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so this is, I guess the crevice tool has to come out. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 That's still not really much suction on me. Yes, I'm not getting a lot.
Ah, I think it is. I think it's this.
It's the brush it. The brush that kind of.

Speaker 2 It's loud in my ear. It's a little too loud in my ear.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 2 Looks like there's a fingernail down there if you want to just scoop that real quick. Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 I wish we had gotten that on video.

Speaker 2 It's a little loud.

Speaker 2 But it has been a while since I've been vacuumed. So look at the hat.
It's a market difference. I mean, this is incredible.
It's only got...

Speaker 2 I mean, it's got a little bit... Yeah, look, you vacuumed this side.
Uh-huh. And this side, look how dirty that is.
Yeah. It's got dog hair.
Just a reminder, this is a review of the Hoover.

Speaker 2 You don't want to say the product?

Speaker 2 The Hoover swivel. Easy lift swivel adjustable.

Speaker 2 Upright.

Speaker 2 Upright vacuum, bagless, HEPA filter, important for those COVID times. Yeah.
And this is available at

Speaker 2 PC Richards and Sun for the low price of $150.

Speaker 2 I don't know if that's just what it costs in most.

Speaker 2 Where the fuck is the goddamn crevice tool?

Speaker 2 Did you lose the crevice tool? Yeah, you didn't. No, no, it's in here.
Oh, it's in there. Okay.
So that goes there. Now, why did I

Speaker 2 reconnect the hose to the unit? Does this go like this? I think so, yeah.

Speaker 2 It's solid. That sounds better.
That's a good noise to hear. That goes there.

Speaker 2 And then we're done. And then we're done.
All right.

Speaker 2 It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 And again, that's $150 at PC Richardson, son.

Speaker 2 And that was full price or on a sale? I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't think it was open box, obviously, because

Speaker 2 we open the box

Speaker 2 as part of the unboxing.

Speaker 2 I think the key to doing unboxing videos is you have to have, if you're going to fill an hour, you have to do

Speaker 2 maybe 15 to 20 different items. But anyways, let's put it this way.

Speaker 2 I have a a Dyson Animal V10 that I got years ago at full price because it's when I was making money and I said, I'm going to get the best vacuum at Consumer Reports.

Speaker 2 And it might be, the Dyson V10 might be the biggest piece of shit.

Speaker 2 It's not a buy. In terms of, not even just in terms of vacuums, in terms of products.

Speaker 2 Things you can...

Speaker 2 The Dyson V10 might be the biggest piece of shit of all time. Yeah, I really thought Dyson was like the highest.

Speaker 2 It's a fucking, it's a scam. It's an absolute fucking scam.
The Dyson V10, the canister broke almost immediately. Yeah.
They wouldn't replace it.

Speaker 2 It clogs almost every fucking time

Speaker 2 cat hair gets stuck in the outlet port. So it does it.
It advertises it as the animal. Yeah, right.
You have to take the thing out.

Speaker 2 You have to pull all the, with fucking pliers, you have to pull clumps of cat hair out. And then it gets dust everywhere.
You have to plug plug it, like, put it back together,

Speaker 2 put it back together, vacuum up all the shit you already vacuumed, and then by the time you go through three rounds of that, oh, now the battery's dead.

Speaker 2 So, now, and you can't, and you can't plug it in, no option. You got to sit there and let it charge for three fucking hours.
Three hours.

Speaker 2 They don't have batteries you can swap out. They don't have a cord.
No.

Speaker 2 If you want another battery, even if you bought an additional battery, you have to unscrew the battery from it. Screws in three places.

Speaker 2 You have to disassemble the vacuum, put it in another bag, so there's no, and then there's no way to charge that, I guess, outside. I don't have a wall charger.

Speaker 2 No, there is a wall charger, but you have to charge the whole vacuum, and it's out of use. You can't just plug it in.
You can't just plug it in and use it. Not an option.
It's fucking ridiculous, man.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Then it has these removable filters that once a week, those have to, it'll just shut the thing off.
It's like, oh, the filter's clogged. You've got to wash it.

Speaker 2 It's a washable filter, but then you can't use a vacuum for 24 to 48 hours until the filter is dry.

Speaker 2 No way to to do it. Then you have to buy replacement filters, which is just a shitty piece of plastic with some fucking, you know, like this shit in there.
Guess how much that costs?

Speaker 2 It's like $70 fucking dollars. How many filters have you had to buy?

Speaker 2 I just buy the third-party ones on Amazon, but you can't let them know you do, because then they're saying, oh, that's why the machine broke.

Speaker 2 Oh, really? Because I was using a third-party filter. That's why the other part of the vacuum cracked in half.

Speaker 2 It's because there's a third, because this part, because I put a sticker up here that wasn't Dyson approved, this part fucking breaks. Yeah, fuck Dyson.
I hope that guy kills himself.

Speaker 2 Really, he should have been on that submarine. What's his name? Michael Eric Dyson?

Speaker 2 If that guy, if that was one of the billionaires on that submarine, I'm like, good. I hope he gets fucked.
I hope his asshole gets caught.

Speaker 2 And I bet you who gets connected to whatever hole there is in the hole and it sucks his insides out from his fucking asshole. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 That would be a truly ironic. And I bet you who built that damn submarine?

Speaker 2 Dyson, probably.

Speaker 2 Okay. Sure.

Speaker 2 Well, well I guess I don't know yeah but this thing pretty good now I don't know how it compares to other plug-inable upright upright vacuums but I tell you in a pinch I had to clean this place before the guests showed up I could not couldn't have been happier yeah such a pleasant process

Speaker 2 I love vacuuming I love that's the fucking real travesty with the Dyson is I love vacuuming it's taken away the joy it makes it a fucking yeah it's like it's so the one's really nice to see a dirty floor and then you run the damn damn thing and then it's clean.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, not this thing. You get a fucking penny in it and it sounds like fucking machine gun fire.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Really, just garbage technology.
The one that's good, apparently, is the German one, Miele.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Miele.
But they've been around for a while, right?

Speaker 2 They're the canister. Yeah.
They're bag canister.

Speaker 2 They've been around for a while. I think so, yeah.
They make kitchen appliances. That's the thing.
Dyson is a tech company. It's these people that like learned how to use like they write the

Speaker 2 guys that learned HTML 40 years ago, and they're like, oh, we can change everything with the power of technology and computers.

Speaker 2 And then they spend all this time reinventing the wheel in a shitty way. And making the things that we already have that already work worse.
Worse and then based on a subscription. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you have to pay for Dyson?

Speaker 2 Considering, I mean, it might as well be a subscription-based thing, considering, like, how quickly things break in the fucking machine. And then they're watching.

Speaker 2 why don't you just replace it with one of these cocksuckers over here um because i don't my apartment's small so i don't i do need like a something maneuverable yeah um and then with the maintenance thing i looked at it i was gonna buy another vacuum vacuums are expensive they're very expensive and uh no just i looked at it and it was like it was cheaper just to buy a replacement but i basically bought a whole new dyson vacuum that's the other thing that's weird the replacement parts for the vacuum the real vacuum retailed at fucking 800

Speaker 2 but you can buy basically the new like the whole the machine part of the vacuum that's like a hundred bucks on their website really yeah so i gotta do you could build your own dice yeah i think so cheaper they got a new one of those and the new canister and then it still clogs all the fucking time or whatever but at least it's not like you know because i had to because the canister the fucking rubber grommets they disintegrated and ripped off and it wouldn't hold suction

Speaker 2 dude i'm i'm sorry yeah so i mean i guess maybe we'll do an update on this thing once we've we've done you know yeah we got to do a a six-month update to say, you know, like if it's still running like this.

Speaker 2 A lot of these products out of the box are fantastic. Yeah, I guess what we should do, too, is we can pull this and see clean filter every three to six months.
I guess we'll be doing that.

Speaker 2 We can dump this out on the floor and then vacuum it up again and see how that works.

Speaker 2 If you want to,

Speaker 2 I have allergies, but

Speaker 2 I guess you could, yeah, let's just do it on

Speaker 2 if you want to just dump it on I don't know I have to pee but I mean you can I would imagine I can't imagine that it wouldn't clean it back up immediately

Speaker 2 Let's try I don't I don't know I mean but that's the kind of stuff that like you want to demo I don't in a product review

Speaker 2 Okay, so I like the construction there. Yeah, so this thing comes out and then how do you open this?

Speaker 2 It's a maybe a twist

Speaker 2 No you open it from the bottom.

Speaker 2 There's a latch right here.

Speaker 2 Well then what is this part?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay so for those listening on the podcast

Speaker 2 dust allergy. Okay.
All right Ginsburg, can we see this pile?

Speaker 2 Alright, let's see how this bad boy

Speaker 2 this motherfucker does this.

Speaker 2 Looks like he got everything.

Speaker 2 Well, that satisfies me. That seems to be everything we just dumped out.
Yeah. Pretty much in one pass.
I think it was like one, maybe two passes. Yeah, one or two passes.
I think, yeah.

Speaker 2 This seems like it destroyed the carpet here a little bit, though. What do you mean? You gotta fluff that back.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I think it's all right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so I don't know. It's a good thing.
So that's a buy. For now, that's a buy.

Speaker 2 We're going to do a six-month check-in with the product and then tell you if it's held up, if we've had any maintenance issues. I'm satisfied with it.
You feel satisfied right now.

Speaker 2 I feel satisfied with the purchase. Yeah,

Speaker 2 the idea is that we want to,

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 I guess, like, yeah, I mean, we want to see if it... A lot of these things work really well when you get them.
And then,

Speaker 2 you know, the Dyson worked well when you got it. No, it didn't.

Speaker 2 That thing was always a piece of shit really I could not say fuck you and die harder to Dyson to what's his name Richard the fucking the whole operation

Speaker 2 if it were to get firebombed not don't do it

Speaker 2 don't say that if the entire Dyson company was in that submarine I would say ha ha good

Speaker 2 Those are my billionaires. This is the fucking

Speaker 2 but this thing, yeah, you go with what Hoover, classic name. It's a classic name.
It's an American. They've been around since the 30s.
It's not some British fucking freak. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I like the logo, too. I'm going to invent the knee vacuum.
Yeah, that's kind of classy.

Speaker 2 Thinking everything. Now, I will say this

Speaker 2 and maybe some of the vacuum heads can vouch for me on this. The Dirt Devil logo is one of the finest pieces of graphic design of all time.
With the horns?

Speaker 2 It's just the words Dirt Devil, and then the L is a devil tail. But it doesn't have horns? I don't know if it has horns.
Look at the... The tail is what I remember.
But the colors, it's bold.

Speaker 2 It's fucking popular. Look at the Hoover.
It's nice. It is good.
But I tell you, the Dirt Devil logo is one of the greatest logos of all time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it looks like it's just a little tail. Let me see it.
Let's see it. Can I see it, please? Yep.
Come on.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so yes, it's not the L. I think that's that's what I mean.
The L would be stupid. It's just this little coming from the second D.
The tail, and then it's the Pizza Hut font. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Let's show that to the camera.

Speaker 2 It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 Got it.

Speaker 2 Nice. Yeah.
Really, really fucking good logo.

Speaker 2 But I don't know shit about their vacuums, but I tell you, that's the power of branding.

Speaker 2 Dirt Devil could be pretty good.

Speaker 2 Recollection from when I was a kid in the early 90s is the Dirt Devil was specifically a smaller handheld vacuum. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's what they made that was good. For cleaning up.
Dustbusters. Yeah, dustbusters.
For your cars. For your car.
That's what Dirt Devil was good at. There was also the Ninja one, right?

Speaker 2 Ninja is a newer brand, I think. It is a newer brand.
They make blenders. They make a blender thing that people really like.

Speaker 2 The latest in all of that space, I don't know if they make anything other than humidifiers and air purifiers, but that Lavoie company, Lavoit.

Speaker 2 Who's that? I don't know. They make air.
That one might be. Actually, one of theirs.
But it's a woman-owned business out of, I think, Orange County. Oh, it's not French.
No.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And they...

Speaker 2 They do a hell of a job? They do smart air purifiers and humidifiers. And in this day and age with COVID, it's...

Speaker 2 In these COVID times, having an air purifier is almost essential. It really is.
That's the thing I really like to see.

Speaker 2 I've seen Twitter accounts of people that just go around with like an array of air meters.

Speaker 2 And they're like, just checking in, American Airlines flight look at the CO2 levels versus the PGM on this plane what they say I don't know it's just but now because of COVID we're just thoroughly encouraging like the most severe forms of OCD and germaphobia yeah people are like

Speaker 2 good

Speaker 2 Good. You're actually

Speaker 2 doing communism by you're making the revolution happen

Speaker 2 by being a psycho about the fucking air quality. Because it's like, you know, attached to climate change.
I don't understand how it can, like, that can be a problem. But then if you're

Speaker 2 like it's like you have to go that crazy with it,

Speaker 2 you know, we're all dying. Yeah, we're all dying.
Although when we had the fires here in New York City, it was the first time I've thought about climate change?

Speaker 2 Well, we were just looking at the number on our Lavoitt unit and we're like, oh, that's crazy good. Is that what? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, look at that. It looks like it's ticking up to 200.

Speaker 2 The sky was pretty, though. It was amazing.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Well, that's probably going to do it for today's episode.
Yeah, thank you. Ginsburg, where are we at?

Speaker 2 Oh, okay, perfect. All right, so I hope you enjoyed the review of the Hoover Sulavez.

Speaker 2 Anyways, if you enjoyed the vacuum, you enjoyed the review, please tune in. Ginsburg will get hashtag vacuum, hashtag consumer reviews.
Yeah, get that up.

Speaker 2 And then we're going to have time stamps to the actual when we... present the box, when we show the unit itself.
Yeah, and then the demo. Demo, final notes, this timestamps in the description.

Speaker 2 This thing, like I said, initially, I'm not an attachments fan. but if you're going to have an attachment, this doesn't have, this is not motorized, right?

Speaker 2 It's not another thing, which may like probably the trade-off is less suction with this thing.

Speaker 2 But it does look like that can come. It's less to clean.
It's like less, I don't want to clean a bunch of shit. Oh, yeah, you got this.
So you can just. So you got that.

Speaker 2 And that'll give you a nice amount of stuff. They've gone crazy with the attachments, and it's this fucking overengineering thing that's not necessary.
We don't like it.

Speaker 2 But if you're an attachment head, then maybe you're in a market for a different vacuum anyways. Yeah, in the comments, I want...
It's important that you split up

Speaker 2 the market into different segments. Yeah, in the comments, I want to...
You wouldn't compare a Ford F-150 to

Speaker 2 a Toyota Prius. No, those are completely insane.
Oh, well, the Prius doesn't even have

Speaker 2 a 10,000-pound towing capacity. It's like, okay, well, that's not what that goes.
That's not what it's for. Yeah.
Yeah. So, but if you are an attachment head, sound off in the comments.

Speaker 2 We do want to get kind of just a conversation going, and we'll go through the comments. And then, next episode, um, the people that have sounded off will sound off on here, the two of us.

Speaker 2 Yeah, um, so if you have any questions,

Speaker 2 please like and let us know.

Speaker 2 And if there are other products you want to see us demoing, uh, write in to the show, and then you could buy the product, send it in.

Speaker 2 If you also, if you're a company that has products and want to send them to us for free, for free, yeah, um, send them in, we'll review them, but that that comes with the exclusion of any anything uh

Speaker 2 marijuana-related, online gambling.

Speaker 2 We know what marijuana is. Yeah,

Speaker 2 nothing with personal grooming. I can't do any of that.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We won't

Speaker 2 be sex toys. It's got to be consumer electronics.
No, no sex toys. No sex toys.
Only consumer electronics, appliances, housewares. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know, if you have a, if you're like a company that has like an air fryer, perhaps.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we could do a little demo, maybe bring back Andy from Binge with Babbitt. Yeah, maybe.
Anyways, thanks very much, guys. Thanks for enjoying the review of the Hoover

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