Ep. 168 – Scumbag Vinny

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Speaker 2 Hello, everyone. Welcome to Come Town.
We're hot off the fake death of Jeffrey Epstein. He committed suicide, Adam.
You think he committed suicide? Of course. I don't.

Speaker 2 But I know everyone wants to hear our takes on Epstein, but something more important happened.

Speaker 2 We had to bring somebody in,

Speaker 2 friends of the show,

Speaker 2 who, you know, I mean, maybe some of not really your downfall, but definitely the downfall of Bam Margera

Speaker 2 was at least produced by you, I guess you could say.

Speaker 2 Was it produced by you? Executive producer. Executive producer of Bam Margera.
Like Rick Rubin. Oh,

Speaker 2 what does a producer usually do? It usually makes a mess of things, like gets it to happen, right? They just bring things together to make it happen.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that would be your job. I always thought that was my title with him in that regard.
But he produces his own, you know, mess himself. I just kind of got involved.

Speaker 2 Well, we brought we brought Vinny in because he had actually, right prior to the suicide, had booked Jeffrey Epstein for a mid-Atlantic tour. He was going to do yawn.
He was going to do stories.

Speaker 2 He was going to go on stage. He was going to be like an hour

Speaker 2 of him signing like.

Speaker 2 Well, I named drop Adam when I met him. Yeah.
He was really good. He was such

Speaker 2 a sponsored by like a grip tape company that makes grip tape out of weed.

Speaker 2 And they were,

Speaker 2 it's called weed grips,

Speaker 2 and they were doing the Jeffrey Epstein Too Crazy to Die.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, we were booked solid through every town in Connecticut that doesn't have a college.

Speaker 2 I got a fallback with Bagel Boss, though.

Speaker 2 Have you contacted him? Bagel Boss? Yeah.

Speaker 2 You could get some stuff together. Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 2 I want to see what his, he's got a boxing match coming up at Atlantic City, so I kind of want to see if it's just him, a guy, and 12 other people there. Is he fighting? Were you pulling at that tape?

Speaker 2 He's fighting Lenny Dykstra, the message. Was I pulling it? No, I wasn't sure.
They announced it on TMZ today, I think. It's picking up like static.
But I only even met them because

Speaker 2 the day Bam went to Dr. Phil, he signed a contract.
It took $2,500 from some boxing promoter to be like the referee. And he didn't tell anybody.
And then it just came out on TMZ the same time.

Speaker 2 He was like, I'm going to rehab. So it was like the guy ended up wanting his money back.
And then,

Speaker 2 of course, everybody comes to me for that. So I ended up talking to him like that.
And then I said, oh, you managed Bagel Boss. Nice.
Let's put something together.

Speaker 2 What are you doing? Bagel Boss is doing the Too Crazy to Die.

Speaker 2 He's telling all of Jeffrey Epstein's stories. We just got the shirts made up already.
The thing is, it's Epstein's stories who are in the contract, not the man himself. That's right.

Speaker 2 We've got Bagel Boss going around.

Speaker 2 I have my own island.

Speaker 2 Would it be? Do whatever I want on it. I don't care.

Speaker 2 The dating profile is a good thing.

Speaker 2 I don't have to put in my dating profile that I'm looking for children.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's a pint-sized cutie. That is true.
I wonder if he would be rejected by kids the same way he was rejected by adult women. Probably.
Well, he must be getting so much pussy now that he's famous.

Speaker 2 You know what's funny? That's probably. He literally is.

Speaker 2 There's a picture of him and like people are like, God, what a loser. And then like a sneaker company gave him a hat and they were like, what's his name?

Speaker 2 We've seen him wearing like foo boo and like jean shorts, like jorts.

Speaker 2 But they must just be children's pants because there's like long shorts on him.

Speaker 2 But he's pretty small. I feel like that's going to be the next thing that there's like 200 articles about my name on Reddit about is that last comment that I just made right there.
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 No, don't be be so

Speaker 2 self-conscious. First of all,

Speaker 2 you're already giving them too much credit by referring to their shitty posts as articles. Yeah.

Speaker 2 As if these people are journalists. They are not.

Speaker 2 Barely functioning autistic children.

Speaker 2 They make their way out there, man. I've run into a few people in person.
I don't know how, but it's happened. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That are

Speaker 2 everywhere. They're fans of the show, you know.

Speaker 2 I also put my phone number out there, kind of inviting it in.

Speaker 2 You put your phone number out there?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I did right when the band stuff was happening, just because I was kind of excited to get any kind of clout at all, even if it was them saying I was like a murderer or a child rapist or something.

Speaker 2 So you thought you were going to get clout by

Speaker 2 posting your number on? Yeah, I got like 15,000 calls. Well, that's clout.
That sounds like clout.

Speaker 2 That's fucking awesome. You got 15,000 phone calls? I have my phone, Bill, man.
Like, not on me, but I could show you. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Some of them might have been the same person, you know.
I'm going to parlay 15,000 phone calls. I still have the same exact phone number, too.
So, I will get calls after this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so Vin, everyone's wondering, what do you think about the Jeffrey Epstein situation right now?

Speaker 2 Um, I mean, I was always more of like a Jerry Sandusky guy myself when it came to following it in the media, pedophiles, yeah.

Speaker 2 Just like following, you know, I didn't really follow, I didn't know this guy when it happened.

Speaker 2 I just heard he died, and then I kind of got into it. Do you believe he died? Did he committed suicide? I think that

Speaker 2 it depends, man. I think in jail, they go for those targets a lot, so you'll probably have a better chance of getting a lot of people.
He would have been a cool character on Oz.

Speaker 2 Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, he's in the Emerald City.
Uh-huh. And, like, you know, he's maybe got some kind of alliance with Napa.
Wait, the wing of the prison.

Speaker 2 No, Oz, the show.

Speaker 2 They have an Emerald City in that?

Speaker 2 That's why it's called Oz. That's why it's called Oz.

Speaker 2 That's why the name of the show is the wing of the prison is called Emerald City. It's like an experimental prison,

Speaker 2 which I can't even remember what the experimental is.

Speaker 2 As far as I can tell, it's the same as the rest of the prison, except there's like one of every type of personality and race.

Speaker 2 But people are saying that he got killed because he might have known other people that were involved in that kind of shit. That is conspiracy.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which I could see.

Speaker 2 Do you think that's what happened? I mean,

Speaker 2 the only celebrities that I've ever met in my life have been so

Speaker 2 fucked up beyond belief that I don't really know what yeah, but see you know somebody like that Here's the thing here's that here's how you know a guy like Bam is safe.

Speaker 2 If you strike out in life, right, you make millions and millions of dollars. If your goal is anything other than like buy the biggest house in whatever shitty town you're from, then you rape children.

Speaker 2 If you go

Speaker 2 if you're going pedophiles, if you want an island, that's suspicious. Interesting.
Yeah, so because Bam's out in the open

Speaker 2 anybody in his house, he's safe. No, not because he's out in the open, but because he doesn't aspire to anything more than like

Speaker 2 having every color Jeddah and then a hot tub filled with piss.

Speaker 2 You know, I still don't understand. Did the hot tub full of piss ever happen? Yeah, we like everybody peed in it for like three weeks, but the party

Speaker 2 didn't have enough pee to fill up the hot tub. So the day of the party, one of my duties was to get yellow food dye

Speaker 2 and fill it up with water.

Speaker 2 I didn't know that. Even the hot tub full of piss.

Speaker 2 That's how shitty this party was. You couldn't even get party.
It was a lot.

Speaker 2 Holy fucking shit. That wasn't even on our mind.
After a while,

Speaker 2 we said, how are we going to get it out of the woods? First of all, this thing was in the woods. Scumbag Vinny is like a real-life version of Gil from The Simpsons.

Speaker 2 Scumbag Vinny is real. I don't like to think it was done on purpose, but it is just who I am.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's in your day. Have you ever been to jail? Not been to jail.
I am in a big case right now that I'm currently this close to.

Speaker 2 It's a big case. Yeah, like I was arrested arrested like a year and a half ago.
Oh, hell yeah, and they didn't take you to jail. Uh, my bond was like $350,000.

Speaker 2 What that so you killed someone? No, I was just weed-related.

Speaker 2 Oh, just weed? Connecticut, weeds. It's like still very illegal.

Speaker 2 And uh, but no, you know, they do that because now it's about to be legal soon. So, they're trying to get yeah, he said they were like, What, what, what was like, how is it weed-related?

Speaker 2 You're like, Yeah, I was smoking weed while looking at childhood.

Speaker 2 I was on an edible just fingering a small boy.

Speaker 2 I got too high and raped a toddler.

Speaker 2 $350,000.

Speaker 2 Nah, but I only ended up getting community service, so it must have not been that bad.

Speaker 2 What did you do for community service?

Speaker 2 I just did a comedy show that was for a fundraiser and helped with that. That's a beautiful rank.

Speaker 2 That was the easiest thing I thought I could relate to to help you. And they let you do that? Yeah.
Well, the late, I did, you know, and where did the money for the fundraiser go?

Speaker 2 To the organization that did it. I didn't, I, I made sure they, it was in the midst of the ongoing BAM situation that I had to do it, so I had to make sure I wasn't in charge of the funds, you know.

Speaker 2 Nice. Everybody thought I was going to go to Disney with that, too.
So

Speaker 2 you like Disney? Yeah. I got a little kid.
So. Oh, you have a child? Yeah.
Oh, congrats, dude. Thanks.
How old? Seven. And he likes Disney? She, yeah.
She. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, I've never, I never wanted to just get away after dealing with, I, dude, I was dealing with BAM for like two two months straight every day.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to get away from like entertainment and trying to be involved in any of that kind of shit at all. But he was in rehab, but when he got out, he had just heard about

Speaker 2 all the shit that had gone on since he had been in rehab and thought I was in Disney at that moment.

Speaker 2 When I posted a picture of the Mickey Mouse head, that was just to antagonize him.

Speaker 2 I had gone to Disney. back in April when he canceled the New York City show after the first come down thing.

Speaker 2 I was like, oh, so that was marketing on your behalf. Yeah.
Keeping your name in the head. I just wanted to, I always try to feed into everything, even if it's good or bad.

Speaker 2 I feel like when it first happened and I was on the show, that's the way to do it. Yeah, I thought

Speaker 2 I thought at first I was like, oh, well, Gene did so well. They're obviously there to hear Bam.
When I got voted the worst guest ever on YouTube, I said, there's something to this, man.

Speaker 2 And then I had to stop being who I was pretending to be. Of course.
I just had to be myself, which was like, fucking mask off.

Speaker 2 I took off the thrasher fitter and put on the Disney little thing.

Speaker 2 That is who I was. To become the real me.

Speaker 2 Going back to the old me. But that's the truth, man.

Speaker 2 But I swear to God, after the first day, the first day it happened, and all this people were hitting me up. And all these articles came out about me saying somebody said I killed him.

Speaker 2 I had all posts on Reddit. No, somebody was making fake articles.
One of them was that I killed him.

Speaker 2 It was like from News 45 or something. It was like a fake article.
Killed me. That I killed you.
Yes, there is one out there that I did that. Did you buy that?

Speaker 2 That I murdered you. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 I'm not even getting you. I just read in News 45 that Vinnie killed Adam.

Speaker 2 But then in the midst of it, there was another article that said I scammed a bunch of people, but that one was halfway true. So

Speaker 2 I was like, wow, at least that's getting mixed up. Was that a real article? Or was that a photo article? That was another fake article.
Yeah. A Photoshop article.
Yeah. Interesting.

Speaker 2 I don't know who does it. I mean, you guys are not a fucking idiot.
If the real chart's following you guys, it's text. It's a Photoshop article.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you can't copy and paste it.

Speaker 2 That's how you write a fake article. You open up Photoshop.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 I can't believe the media bought it. They did, dude.
Wow. They said, and everybody was telling me that you're single now, too.
You're a single man. Yes.
No, it's not true. Everybody's saying that.

Speaker 2 Everybody was saying that. There's a new man in my life.
His name's Jesus Christ. News 45.
Adam Friedland back from the dead and divorce.

Speaker 2 I have about 100 messages in my inbox. I only have about 120 messages.
And 100 of them are. Vinny, Adam broke up with Dasha.
Fucking destroy him. That is the same message.
Yeah, that's clearly.

Speaker 2 This is your chance now. Let's

Speaker 2 go.

Speaker 2 Vinny, here's your chance.

Speaker 2 What do you got your phone up for? You got roast jokes? I am one of the biggest losers on the internet. It's not hard to fuck with me.
No, he's not. No, I wasn't looking at roast jokes.

Speaker 2 He saw your roast jokes, dude. It's on my roast jokes.

Speaker 2 I saw your hand jokes. Adam closed your roast jokes.
Secret file. Vitty Beetle roast jokes.
I've been working on these for feverishly around the clock.

Speaker 2 It's what I'd like to think, anyway.

Speaker 2 No, I think that if you did bring up that I broke up with my girlfriend, that would really destroy me. Yeah, but I did it in a way that now is not going to be as effective.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you really showed

Speaker 2 that. You showed your hand.
I showed my hand at that point. You should have been like, oh, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Or just kind of threw it out there. Yeah.
Yeah, you should have been like, What are you doing on your phone? Looking at old messages from your girlfriend that left you.

Speaker 2 That would have been good. That would have been hurt.
That's pretty hurtful. Yeah.
You should have actually asked me. Oh, I'm just asking.
I could have written for you for this episode.

Speaker 2 You could have gone into your roast jokes. Yeah.
Yeah. Whatever.

Speaker 2 You think he's alive? Who? Jeff Epp.

Speaker 2 I went to his fucking. It doesn't matter.
I mean, there's like so much that's just out out in the open that's right there, and still people are like, ah, he's clearly an intelligence asset.

Speaker 2 And here's the fucking former prime minister of Israel

Speaker 2 going to

Speaker 2 an apartment building that Jeffrey Epstein owns with Maud. It's like all just like,

Speaker 2 all just out in the open. And all these connections are all out in the open.
And the fact, like Acosta's saying, he's a, I was told he was an intelligence asset.

Speaker 2 It's all out, like, just fucking right out in the open. Yes.
And all you can do is be like,

Speaker 2 come on. You know, it's like, what?

Speaker 2 And then.

Speaker 2 But doesn't Barr say he's going to investigate?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's like, you're not going to really get answers. I don't, like, I really don't think we are.
I don't think we are. No.
Any fucking answer. What if he just shows up at the Area 51 raid?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Leading like a new energy skinner band. And he says, take me to your dealer, dude.
I'm just saying that would sell tickets.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Maybe Bam shows up. up and they do a lot of

Speaker 2 reunion tour, fun film. Hey, Jeff, I got an idea for a tour.

Speaker 2 Bagel boss. Yes.

Speaker 2 Bagel boss.

Speaker 2 Bam and Novette. No, no.
Artie Lane from jail, like a TV screen of Artie. Artie with a prosthetic nose.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 We got the same guys that made Bam's ramp at his house fixed Artie's nose. Yeah, we're working with Eugene Carroll.

Speaker 2 She's the woman that was raped by Trump. And we're going to

Speaker 2 have one night only.

Speaker 2 We're doing a tour of all the checkers in South Florida.

Speaker 2 Some of them are rallies, so we couldn't get into those, but two or three of them are checkers. Yeah, and

Speaker 2 exclusively.

Speaker 2 We're doing

Speaker 2 a meet and greet sponsored by John's Weed Company. By weed.

Speaker 2 Weed band-aids.

Speaker 2 It's band-aids, but they're made out of fucking weed. Yeah, she talks about getting raped by Trump, but in a funny way.
But she does, yeah. She comes out.

Speaker 2 She's wearing a bunch of pewter rings, and she comes out

Speaker 2 to CKY. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She sings the skeletor.

Speaker 2 She likes it.

Speaker 2 You know what, though? A lot of people think of the fantasies. And they think about, they think it's sexy to be right.
As bad as that all was. Okay, we're going to take a break.

Speaker 2 As bad as that all was with Bam when it was happening,

Speaker 2 that was not like I used to sell, I used to go to concerts when I was a teenager, and I would sell fake tickets to events. So

Speaker 2 it was like, it's such an important part of my background to understand. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But it's funny because we've been texting in private and like I've made it clear. I have no problem that you scammed numerous people.
No, I think that's cool. I don't look.

Speaker 2 If somebody's trying to get into comedy and somebody rips them off so bad that they have to quit comedy,

Speaker 2 you've done them a favor. You saved them.
You saved them.

Speaker 2 Here's the thing. You get burned once bad in the the beginning and you get out rather than...

Speaker 2 Maybe he lost three grand investing

Speaker 2 in a show he thought that was going to. Oh, this guy, Vinny, the scumbag, says if I pay him $2,000, it's an investment in an open mic.
And then I'll get back $10,000

Speaker 2 when he loses that two grand.

Speaker 2 When he loses that $2,000, think about the hundreds of thousands of dollars he'll have lost if he turns 37 and he's like, oh, I'm whoops. I've been doing bar shows.
shows. I have eight minutes.

Speaker 2 That's okay. Oh, oopsie daisy.
I'm 39 years old and I'm a defensive driving instructor.

Speaker 2 The first show I did with Artie that I produced, I knew he would always come late from being all fucked up. So I would put on like six or seven of those comics on like a pre-show.

Speaker 2 And then 20, 30 minutes would go by and then Artie would show up. They could say they worked with Artie.
But one time Artie came like an hour beforehand.

Speaker 2 And there was like eight comics on the show and they all sucked.

Speaker 2 And he got on stage and he was like, Vinny, he goes, Did you just stop at a red light and say, Hey, you want to open for Artie Lang tonight? Can you bring five people or whatever?

Speaker 2 And you're like, No, I charged them all. I took this guy's

Speaker 2 epilepsy medicine because he didn't have enough cash. Yeah,

Speaker 2 Artie was expensive.

Speaker 2 I demanded this guy's heart medicine that he needed as payment.

Speaker 2 And then I sold it to somebody. There are a couple diabetics.
I sold it to someone else's OxyCon.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but but it's like in private, you're like, none of those stories about me are true.

Speaker 2 I've been lied about. I've never ripped off anybody.
And then you do the show, and you're like,

Speaker 2 I used to go to concerts and put an under-construction sign on the wheelchair ramp to collect extra ticket money from handicapped people.

Speaker 2 We are not far off from that.

Speaker 2 I know I listen to the show, you make up a lot of shit, but when you describe me, you tend to be spot on.

Speaker 2 You're a hero, man. Dude, okay, you must have gotten your ass kicked a couple times.

Speaker 2 Look at my nose. You got your shit fucked up.
I've gotten into a lot of fights. I've knocked a few people out.

Speaker 2 I've gotten beat up.

Speaker 2 I've gotten my ass shit. That's not what he asked for.

Speaker 2 I've never gotten my ass kicked. That wasn't the question.
For anything money-related in comedy. I actually, there's a video of me fighting a comedian and kicking his ass.
Nice.

Speaker 2 Over that situation. There's video.
And we're selling the video. And we're selling the video.

Speaker 2 If you buy the video, you get a t-shirt, but you've got to mail in a video of you watching the video to P.O. Box386.
It's true, guys.

Speaker 2 We do have Do You Watch Big Mouth t-shirts at the VinnieBeetleshow.com. Yeah,

Speaker 2 Meatball Marinera Productions.

Speaker 2 Palisades, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 What is Vinnie Beetle Show? You have a podcast now? I figured, I never really did a podcast, but I figured just coming up with the best. Off the strength of your appearance on Archo.

Speaker 2 I felt like

Speaker 2 these people want to listen and hate me.

Speaker 2 One of them might kill me when I'm 50 or something. It's not going to kill you.
I'm going to go for it, you know. Yeah, it's the.
And I figure, look,

Speaker 2 working with bagel boss is so fun. The only time I would fail because it's going to be like, you're going to be, whenever the first event happens,

Speaker 2 people are going to be like, who's bagel boss? You're like, you remember that viral video from six months ago? They're like, no, of course not. Yeah, the guy's like, Vinny, should we do this tomorrow?

Speaker 2 Dude, we got the damn Daniels. We got the damn Daniel kid.
He's 26 years old now. Well, I'm hoping to get him.
Unfortunately, Ellen, Ellen owns the rights to the words damn Daniel.

Speaker 2 So we're booking him as Steve Vasquez, and we're not allowed to use the words damn Daniel. Steve Vasquez from Damn Daniels.
Steve Vasquez, as you may remember, from the Ellen DeGeneres show

Speaker 2 10 years ago.

Speaker 2 It's just a fucking day laborer in white vans. Yeah, and we've got Eugene Carroll opening.

Speaker 2 And I'll tell you, I'm just EGE Carroll on a stool with fucking skateboarding videos playing in the background. And he pushed me into the dressing room.

Speaker 2 And he's got, and he pulled my panties down, and it was painful, but it was more of a fight. I don't want to say it was rape because it's not, I don't want to say I'm a victim.

Speaker 2 Yes, what's your question?

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I've never met the guys from Blink 182.

Speaker 2 No, I don't know them. Sorry.
Anyway, so I'm being raped in the

Speaker 2 dressing room at the fucking Bergdorf. Where was it? It was at Bergdorf Goodman's

Speaker 2 Bloomingdales or something.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 One of those bees.

Speaker 2 Yep, that's going to be awesome, dude.

Speaker 2 That's going to be awesome, Tor. So this fight that you have with that guy, what's your fighting style, would you say?

Speaker 2 Are you one of those guys who's like,

Speaker 2 when I get mad, I just go.

Speaker 2 Do you say stuff like that? Like,

Speaker 2 I just see red, and I just go. Usually I have to get hit or something to really fight.
I'm not going to go attack anybody. Right.
So I think at that point I...

Speaker 2 Your instincts fit into it. Fist the cuffs, yeah.
I'm not really like a wrestler. I look like a muffin, so I'm kind of top-heavy, so if you take me down,

Speaker 2 you pretty much win. You got to stay on the

Speaker 2 butterbean somebody before it gets to. Do you have any training? No.
No? my friends. When I grew up, a lot of Italian people where I grew up in Connecticut, and like we all fought each other, right?

Speaker 2 So I had bigger friends than me, and I fought all my best friends before I was 15. So fighting somebody else wasn't really a big deal, right?

Speaker 2 When you fight your friends and get over it in the guinea fighting pitch, you came up like fucking Bane, dude. Is Beetle an Italian name? No, I just found out recently, like

Speaker 2 German, right? I'm black. No, I'm not.
But like,

Speaker 2 yeah, it's a famous black name, Beetle. Everybody assumes I'm 100% Italian singer.
My cousin Vinny is, but Beetle, I don't know what the fuck it is, dude.

Speaker 2 I just know that, you know, I don't even know my dad's family, really. So

Speaker 2 I just know it's my name. I'm pretty sure it's German.
You think so? It's probably one of those Ellis Island deals.

Speaker 2 Could be. Probably like B-I-E-D.
I've never met a German Vinny, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but the name changed. Take my word for it.
I'm racist. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm good at this.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, but I felt like it's a name that kind of you remember, you know.

Speaker 2 Bam, even at his most fucked up,

Speaker 2 would remember my name, he would paint it on a bunch of things all the time.

Speaker 2 So, you know,

Speaker 2 if you're white, I just knew that that was good. If you're white and you're American and you don't know what your name is, it's a good chance it's either English or German.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm a mutt. My mom did that 23 and me thing, and I'm all this kind of shit.
And it said 2%

Speaker 2 other. And that's why I say I'm black.

Speaker 2 I started in the urban comedy world. That's how I did a lot of my comedy when I was coming up.

Speaker 2 Black Rooms.

Speaker 2 You said you said you worked blue?

Speaker 2 No, not really about, like, I make fun of myself, but I'm not blue. I wouldn't think I'm blue.

Speaker 2 You worked black? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Where I would do like the token white guy.
Like. The N-word on stage? No.
None of that? No. But I would say everything else.
You know.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 real shock value.

Speaker 2 I'd walk in and talk about getting black rooms. Listen, y'all, I'm not going to say the N-word, but spic, chink,

Speaker 2 Godhead.

Speaker 2 Oh, we're going all in.

Speaker 2 Everything else. Everything else.

Speaker 2 I did a Trayvon Martin joke. Black people.

Speaker 2 Black people cheering at the time they're once

Speaker 2 for every other racial slur. I did a Trayvon Martin joke one time, and I left early because I didn't do well.
And there was like

Speaker 2 400 black people. I'm the only white.
There's one other white comic on the show.

Speaker 2 You also kind of look like George Zimmerman.

Speaker 2 And after the show, there's another fat white comic on the show. George Zimmerman is like, I think Zimmerman's a black name.

Speaker 2 And a bunch of black dudes went up to the other comic and were like, Are you the fucking guy that said the Trayvon joke? And the guy was scared shitless. He's like, No, he left.
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 So you got away with this because black people couldn't tell the difference between me and the other fat. Between two white people.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I got

Speaker 2 the joke. Can we hear the joke? They're like the fucking dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 Sadly, even though you wouldn't think watching my YouTube videos, I've been doing it for 10 years. So this had to be six or seven years ago.

Speaker 2 And I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I just would say, like, oh, well, you know, like, I would say something about a cop shooting a black kid in New Haven. And

Speaker 2 it would just pop.

Speaker 2 Just doing like wrestling promos kind of on these black comedy shows. And it would kind of, I don't know.
It will.

Speaker 2 So, well enough for me to. And you would be pro officer in that regard.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no. No.
No. No.
I do a lot of gigs too where I do like stag parties where What was the groom stream? What was the Trayvon joke?

Speaker 2 What was the Trayvon? He doesn't know. But try and remember.
What was the sentiment

Speaker 2 of the joke?

Speaker 2 It was definitely about me saying it was good that he died. Okay.

Speaker 2 Not that George Zimmerman didn't break the law. It's good that Drayvon Martin died.

Speaker 2 Not that he was standing in the crowd. You can do it like the man doesn't remember.
I'm feeling like you had to to cover up.

Speaker 2 Beyond jokes from

Speaker 2 beyond even the point that George Zimmerman was making. Yeah, like four jokes on the way here.
I smoke weed a lot, man, and I forgot them.

Speaker 2 I don't know, man. I'm better when I'm just off the cuff and I never remember that shit.
Your girlfriend can come in the apartment. She doesn't remember that.
She's probably

Speaker 2 fucking left me here, honestly. So I don't know.
We'll find that out. I mean, it's hot out.
She doesn't have to sit in the car. We got a new car.
It's got AC. All right.
What kind of car? Subaru.

Speaker 2 Nice. Hell yeah.
I'm on a Subaru. Impressive.
Bam money, you know?

Speaker 2 You're like, I didn't rebam. Collecting all skate wheels.
I went to Disney World and I got a fucking WRX. We did four shows.
I'd never done any big shows in my life. We did four shows.

Speaker 2 Every time we did a show, 400 fucking people showed up and we charged $50. So the four shows I did with him, I made some money, you know.

Speaker 2 He's so stupid. The money they thought was missing, he has an account for it and he found, you know, he just was hiding it from his dad.

Speaker 2 His dad runs all of his money, all of his real money that he has. Oh, that's why he was broke.

Speaker 2 So he opened up a bank account for the party, and I knew about the bank account. But once he went to rehab, Steve-O started hitting me up to cancel the comedy tour, and I was just like, dude, fuck it.

Speaker 2 And then I went away for a bit, and that's when everybody's like, where's my refund? Where's my refund? And Bam just

Speaker 2 he said hit up Vinny. He did.
Did you ever try to give it to Steve-O and be like, Steve-O, you ever think about doing a tour?

Speaker 2 Are you worried about like a massive class action lawsuit and being sued for

Speaker 2 Brandon Margero fans? What do you mean it would have happened by now? Well, I have the. I mean, wouldn't you think that I.
It was years to build

Speaker 2 if you

Speaker 2 charge hundreds of people. Yeah, but any kind of investigation like that, they would uncover that the money went to him, right? If the bank account was under Brandon Margero or

Speaker 2 something, you would still be named in the lawsuit. Yeah, probably.
So, yes, I am worried about it. I think about it every night.
No, dude, they're not going to do that. They're not going to do that.

Speaker 2 Bam says they'll get over it. That's what he says to me.
He thinks we're going to be a stronger duo now. Oh, really?

Speaker 2 you guys are back together oh dude we've been texting the whole time he's a reality star man this is i'm trying to explain that this is like he know he knows it fucks with my real life and he's really addicted to alcohol and shit but he he he writes this shit every day like the original thing was i was gonna

Speaker 2 we talked a while ago about me pretending to be dr phil and doing like an intervention and then and then he's like i love dr phil i'm gonna get dr phil and then he started telling his fans to ask for dr phil and it just happened did he go on dr phil i From what I believe, yeah, he was texting me up until he walked on stage.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. And then he disappeared up until today, but he started posting once I told him I was coming on.
I just watched Dr. Phil on Rogan.

Speaker 2 I have, like, I just now, in the last couple of weeks, have gotten into Rogan. Well, I heard the Bernie one.
I've never really gotten into it. I never really got into it.
The Bernie one did numbers.

Speaker 2 I watched that one. Well, it's so easy to watch YouTube on my TV, which I had never done in recently.
Because I'm not going to sit at my computer.

Speaker 2 And if you're working folding shirts, you got Rogan for hours and hours and hours. I mean, I don't need to, yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, like, I can't imagine sitting at my computer and focusing on Joe Rogan talking. No, that's background.
Because, like, I feel like most Rogans, he's like, he's like, so, what's up?

Speaker 2 What's your deal? And he's like, well, I run a tech startup that uses satellites to measure black people's skulls.

Speaker 2 That's interesting.

Speaker 2 That's interesting. Did you know the black people actually have an extra chemical in their brain that's released when they die?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. I listen to Kill Tony sometimes.

Speaker 2 That's half the guests on Rogan.

Speaker 2 I've never heard that one. Kill Tony? No, I haven't.
That's like mostly stand-up, though, isn't it? It's like they make fun of open microphones. They bring on guests and they make fun of open micers.

Speaker 2 It's where I get most of my talent from

Speaker 2 $2,000 open micro. What I've seen of all those guys are all funny.
Yeah, no. The guys on Kill Tony? Well,

Speaker 2 Tony, I've seen Hinchcliffe at shows, and he's always been funny. Yeah.
And Jeremiah's funny, but I've never

Speaker 2 seen him at the casino, and we hung out and smoked a little after, But I just mentioned because he's like tight with Joe Rogan, like, don't they all listen to each other's podcasts?

Speaker 2 They like promote each other's podcasts.

Speaker 2 I don't think they listen to each other's podcasts. Yeah, Joe Rogan doesn't listen to like everyone.

Speaker 2 Joe Rogan's like, listen, Bernie, I hate to wrap this up, but I got to get home and listen to Kill Turner.

Speaker 2 Well, he goes on it because they bring on guests. He does do that.

Speaker 2 He does do that. Are you guys just.
I figured everybody who has a big podcast actually looks into

Speaker 2 because I don't have anything. No one listens to anyone else's podcast.
Yeah, I haven't. That doorknob just turned.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 That'll happen.

Speaker 2 People come and go. Okay.
Yeah, this is a flop house. Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. This is an Airbnb.
Really? That's why it's fucked up. Yep.

Speaker 2 Nice.

Speaker 2 Hello. Hey.

Speaker 2 Okay. Nick, New York Times.
Yeah. One of Jeffrey Epstein's guards was not a full-fledged officer.
He was not checked on for... Sorry, it just went out.

Speaker 2 He was not checked on for hours in the short staff jail where he died. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, what, this is what I don't get: is like,

Speaker 2 of course, he didn't commit suicide. Well, either he didn't commit suicide or he was swapped or fucking.

Speaker 2 All of these are like, you're like, it's the last, like, it's like, okay, so we know Bush did 9-11 and that there were no planes or whatever. But

Speaker 2 my question

Speaker 2 is, did 3,000 people die, or was it actually only 2,000?

Speaker 2 And that's what that's that's you're saying so they like take real events and just mark up the numbers a little bit? Just no, it's just

Speaker 2 the point is that this like fucking it's like

Speaker 2 there's the thing with all this Epstein shit is like it's so clearly this is a guy that's working for some fucking intelligence agency.

Speaker 2 Maybe the CIA, maybe the Mossad, and it's the type of operation that has like a clear lineage throughout the history of the fucking CIA and organized crime in the United States where like you have a guy that's essentially a pimp that

Speaker 2 assembles all this fucking like compromise on

Speaker 2 world leaders or adult or whoever. I mean, you just they used to be gays.
There was a guy Craig Spence that did it in the fucking 1980s and then he was outed.

Speaker 2 He got caught with like cocaine and fucking rent boys.

Speaker 2 But part of the investigation they uncovered that he was going on like tours of he was bringing gay prostitutes on tours of the White House at like midnight.

Speaker 2 And they were like, How the fuck did you get into the White House? And, you know, he named it. Jimmy Carter was just getting his dick sucked by boys.
It was Bush Won.

Speaker 2 Bush won. But Craig Spence has connections to the

Speaker 2 Franklin credit union scandal, which is like another big conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 But you look into it and it's like, there's too much shit here where it's like, you know, or that Sasha Baron Cohen thing, where he's like sitting in that interview and he's like, yeah, I molested a boy.

Speaker 2 Can we kill him? And the hotel concierge is like,

Speaker 2 we can't kill him, but we can silence him. And he's like,

Speaker 2 you know, he's like, well, can you get me like a, you know, a boy in between 8 and 13 or whatever? And the guy's like, yes, we can have that arranged. Jesus.
It's like,

Speaker 2 yeah, these people are very powerful, very rich. Some of them have these fucking, you know,

Speaker 2 it's like they acquire so much power. It's like, you know how like fucking Spitzer was like a prostitute guy, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Client nine. You know, and it's like, Spitzer's a good guy.
Yeah. He was doing a good job.
Spitzer's a fucking good guy. That's why he got caught.
That's why he got caught. But he's

Speaker 2 uncovering international Wall Street, baby. Sure, yes.
But it's like there's plenty of other guys getting their dick sucked, probably in that same place.

Speaker 2 The idea is that, you know, I mean, probably it's like, you know, it's got to suck to be like one of these elites that has been like basically raping sex. trafficked people

Speaker 2 suck to be them it's got to suck to be them now because it's like imagine yeah well no because it's like there's there's whatever

Speaker 2 there's more kink liberation now.

Speaker 2 Like in five years, you're going to have people walking into Congress being like, yeah, I'm the representative for the, you know, 5th district in Iowa in a leather daddy outfit drinking like a thermos filled with cum.

Speaker 2 And like people would be like, that's just his lifestyle. Whereas 25 years ago, that guy would have to like pay somebody that was sex trafficked into a hotel room to do that.

Speaker 2 That would have to happen quietly. So it's like all this Epstein, obviously not the fucking pedophilia.
That's the last one, dude.

Speaker 2 But like, you know, I mean, yeah, it used to be like gays in politics. Like, the reason you'd be like worried about them is because they could be blackmailed easily.

Speaker 2 So they would have to have all this gay sex behind closed doors on these terms that are like strictly controlled.

Speaker 2 You know, and it's like...

Speaker 2 like a lot of a lot of it is like i mean that's why the fucking blackmail worked and it happened behind closed doors but then it also same thing with the fucking catholic church is you have gay priests that do protect the pedophiles but only because there's this this mutual fear of being outed by a system that, like,

Speaker 2 doing suppress is equally as bad.

Speaker 2 Yes, doing something equally as bad as having a consensual gay relationship with another man.

Speaker 2 But it's like, no, I mean, in similar ways to how that functions, I mean, a lot of it is like, you know, if you let people drink cum on the floor of Congress,

Speaker 2 then

Speaker 2 some of it wouldn't be, wouldn't be as hidden as it is.

Speaker 2 But then obviously, you got guys like the Podestas that are raping and murdering children. It's like that.
That's not cool. Sure.
But the regular homos could then be like,

Speaker 2 well, you know what? I am going to.

Speaker 2 I am going to tell Antonio and John. Right.
They did kidnap Madeline McCain. Yes.
You know. Oh, they did.
They did.

Speaker 2 They kidnapped her and murdered her. I kind of now think Seth Rich was murdered.
Yeah. Well, you know what's you know, rational wiki? No.

Speaker 2 It's just like, it's like a wiki for like ideologies or whatever. But if you go to their article for Vince Foster, it's like, oh, Vince Foster is a guy that was never murdered.

Speaker 2 It's like all these conspiracy theories. Nowhere does it mention that he was shot twice in the head.
They'll leave that part out. Who's Vince Foster? Vince Foster was a kid.

Speaker 2 He was the guy that the Clintons had killed, allegedly. They had him murdered for sure.
For doing what? He was found with a note that says Bill Clinton killed me. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's the part they won't tell you.

Speaker 2 Who wrote that? They don't tell you that.

Speaker 2 They won't tell you that.

Speaker 2 We'll never know. It is funny.
If you go to the bottom of the article, it's like it has a link.

Speaker 2 It says like other things to read, and it says it links to Seth Rich, and it says a later suicide that was also surrounded by conspiracy theories. And it's like, okay, well, it wasn't a suicide.

Speaker 2 No one said Seth Rich killed himself. No.
Yeah. No.

Speaker 2 They list Seth's Rich's death as a suicide. But what is this website? I don't know.
It's just some wiki. And it is just a mistake, but it is funny.
But those wiki things, anybody could write them.

Speaker 2 Sure, yes. And how much time?

Speaker 2 Like, I spend a lot of time reading those, and I always assume they're just real. But, like, I mean, imagine the time that you're thinking about.
Danny's homepage is news45.com. I don't have

Speaker 2 one, but I think I should have one. If you did, what would it be? It would be about

Speaker 2 Artie Bam and Cometown. That's it.
It would just, because it's only been the last part of my life. Everything before the Holy Spirit.
Yeah, the Holy Trinity.

Speaker 2 Wait, can I? Okay, hold on. There is, so now the nice thing is, though, with Epstein gone, there is a vacuum for

Speaker 2 a pimp for children for the rich and famous. No, Epstein's a fall guy.

Speaker 2 They got a backup on

Speaker 2 back up.

Speaker 2 Trump's a billionaire, too. They have to know each other, right? Like, billionaires all know each other.

Speaker 2 So, like, obviously, him being president, he has access to more national treasure Disney movie type shit where he can just hide fucking secrets. He's got access to the secrets.

Speaker 2 He comes back to Disney. Yeah, the vault.
Like, think of him. He gets into the vault whenever he wants.
There's kids at Disney, right?

Speaker 2 Well, no, no, no. This is another thought that I had was the first news source to break the suicide was ABC.

Speaker 2 Disney. For sure, Epstein got Disney kids raped.
1,000%. Oh, dude.
I don't know. That's a completely separate industry.
What industry? What if you figured out the thing?

Speaker 2 What do you mean that's a separate industry? Did you see his black book? He had all of Hollywood in there. He had the entire entertainment industry like...
No, I think that's homegrown. No.

Speaker 2 They molest their own in the entertainment. The problem with conspiracy theories is one day your fans are going to think that you guys are secretly also in on them and just talking about them.

Speaker 2 Because you guys are at a level you don't think you're at. But I read the content.
Do you think we're at child rape level? I think you guys are on the waiting list for that. Like you guys are next up.

Speaker 2 I don't know if it's fat or not. I don't think that's happening.
I don't think we're on deck for. You don't have to do it, but you're at that level.
Yeah, I mean, and like, I'll have to bleep this.

Speaker 2 It's like steroids in baseball.

Speaker 2 I just don't hear it, but only 15,000 people listen to this show.

Speaker 2 This is not.

Speaker 2 So everybody called me? Literally. Yeah, literally everybody listens to this show.
Yeah, every single person.

Speaker 2 Is on Reddit. It's not like.

Speaker 2 Well, that's a lot of fun. It's a fantasy.
I paid for all these shirts myself. Yeah, Nick keeps buying them for himself.
And he sends them back to his own place. Well, you got loyal fans.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'd rather have 15,000 strong. Kenny, the reason you're on this show is because we have a similar hustle.
It's just, I'm a little bit better at it. You know what I'm saying? I don't mind failing.

Speaker 2 I think that you learn shit when you fail. True.
I failed a lot in life, a lot more that you haven't heard about.

Speaker 2 I didn't go from selling fake fish tickets to scamming Bams fans in 24 hours.

Speaker 2 What's that Wayne Gretzky quote? Yeah, you gotta get it. You gotta fight every Italian.
Oh, yeah, that's that. Yeah, before you're 15.

Speaker 2 If you can knock out the big retarded Italian in your neighborhood, then the open micers to try and fight. Well, I come from a family of crime, man.
My uncle was arrested by the FBI.

Speaker 2 He sold thousands of thousands of dollars worth of pills. It was a wink-wink weed situation.

Speaker 2 It's another weed situation. I got family that's hidden bodies.
Involving Windows 95, you got hidden bodies in my family. Your family's done that for the mafia back in the 80s.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's articles about that. The Beatle name's pretty famous.

Speaker 2 Damn, you love articles. The Beatles, dude.
The band?

Speaker 2 Spelled differently, but they, you know, rumor. That's where they got it.

Speaker 2 Would you ever, would you set up like gay prostitute tours? If it sold t-shirts and tickets, I would do it.

Speaker 2 You guys are in the jerk business. That was a Vinny's gay sex festival 82.

Speaker 2 I was going to ask: do you think, like, because Trump

Speaker 2 was in entertainment, now he's a politician, do you think politicians, it'll get so crazy where, like, I could book people on tours that are in the state senate, where they'll be like, yeah, we'll work with Beatle.

Speaker 2 He's worked with Artie Lang. Definitely.
We could run our campaigns.

Speaker 2 I should get into politics.

Speaker 2 What people

Speaker 2 don't realize is once you attain even the slightest amount of notoriety, you're in a class of elites. That's right.
So our podcast, once it was added to iTunes, we now are friends

Speaker 2 with Corey Booker. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 We hang out. Yeah, we've seen him with the makeup off.

Speaker 2 We know what he looks like. So the best story about me that you guys haven't heard about is

Speaker 2 before I met Artie,

Speaker 2 I met Adam Sandler and all his crew. And how I got in with them is one of my uncle's friends lost both of his legs to diabetes.
Both of his legs.

Speaker 2 And I figured this guy needed a manager at this point.

Speaker 2 Thanks to him for his service. Yeah.
So

Speaker 2 we got him in the movie The Week of on Netflix. He's the guy with no legs.
That's your uncle. Yeah, he died.
He did die.

Speaker 2 Oh my god. He was a heroin addict and he was an alcoholic.
But that was the first big gig I had managing scumbags, you know. So you

Speaker 2 gotta get it. And I got to the movie premiere.
I got to meet everybody and shit, and that was really fun and cool.

Speaker 2 And I felt like at that time, your uncle, did they put him in like a tuxedo and then tie the legs?

Speaker 2 I had to do his laundry, it was only a half load every time.

Speaker 2 You know, that's a little cheap joke, but he no, he's dead. He's definitely dead.

Speaker 2 Now, okay.

Speaker 2 Do you,

Speaker 2 the way you picked your, the people you were going to manage is you looked for amputees and other. Did you have like sort of a Vinny's freak show thing going on?

Speaker 2 Other amputees had come to me once they found that out.

Speaker 2 And I would just point them in the right direction.

Speaker 2 There is a lady in Hollywood who runs an agency that deals with just people. Nice.
Jimmy wouldn't stop doing heroin, but he was going to be in the new Avengers movie.

Speaker 2 They were going to put him in something that he flew around in.

Speaker 2 And he just wouldn't stop doing dope and he died, you know?

Speaker 2 Did you have anything to do with that Avengers deal?

Speaker 2 No, I got a call and he was blowing me up. He used to blow me up for money.
Far past, he blew Adam Sandler. They only paid him like 60 grand for the movie.

Speaker 2 And he blew all that, and he would hit me up for money and stuff. And then one day he's like, Avengers wants me.
And I just thought he wanted booze, you know, so like I didn't answer him.

Speaker 2 And then, you know, but then he died. So you were managing him, and he got an offer to be in Avengers, and you blew it off.
You blew him off.

Speaker 2 Look. And then he died.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Damn, you're doing a really good job pitching your services right now.

Speaker 2 Do you know what it is? At this point in my career, where do you go? He's calling me, you know, crying, saying, This will be the job that

Speaker 2 I'll be able to pay my rent and I can stay. And me, you know, a lot of money.
Meanwhile, I had already cashed his checks and gone to Disney World in my WRX.

Speaker 2 Bam didn't tell me that. Bam said, next time, don't go to Disney with your cut before I show up.
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Already drifting through Disney World in my brand new WRX STI, the new Furious ride, right?

Speaker 2 That's awesome, man.

Speaker 2 What are some other great classic Vinnie Beetle moments that you used to do? We used to sell used cars without

Speaker 2 motors that ran, and we would like put this fake oil in. Hold on, that's just selling used cars.
Yeah, but like the job. Yeah, you're right.
You're right.

Speaker 2 But there were times that your integrity comes into it. Like, if you know the car's engine's bad and we put shit in it to make it run for two days,

Speaker 2 I would do that. You know,

Speaker 2 I would do that. One lady I sold a BMW to was $45,000, but it was like the value of it was only $20,000.

Speaker 2 And she was so high her bill every month that she claimed the car was haunted because there was nothing wrong with it. It was just, I just sold it to her for so much money, she couldn't afford it.

Speaker 2 So she would bring it back and say that she was good now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's now she's alive, but she still got the car, probably.

Speaker 2 They're long contracts. What are long contracts? The car notes? Car, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, once they sign.
Five years. Just use people's leverage that they need transportation.

Speaker 2 I started selling cars at 15, man. I seriously was raised around bad shit.
So by the time I seen comedy and I was like, well, they're not fake tickets. I'll show up at least.
Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 2 And then when I met some more famous people, I thought, like, oh, these tickets will sell easier. Even already in his worst, we'd have 300 people at a theater somewhere.

Speaker 2 So it was like, it was nice to be a part of something like that, you know?

Speaker 2 Do you guys keep in touch? He's in rehab for a long time now, but we did.

Speaker 2 It's tough when you do have people at that certain level of fame, they have so many people around them that once something goes bad, all those people start to blame somebody else so that they could.

Speaker 2 It's like survival.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it is the fault of all of those people.

Speaker 2 In six months, when Magel boss is now, instead of just being a guy that works at Radio Shack and has a shit life in Long Island, he'll be a heroin addict who it all fell apart for because he was surrounded by people trying to bleed him like a fucking slave.

Speaker 2 Like me, yeah. Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 And it and it it will be your fault.

Speaker 2 So you're saying my uncle dying is my fault? Yeah. Yeah, probably.
No, no. Because he was going to fall.

Speaker 2 That's not Vinny's fault. But it got me into the business of.
He's a sick man. Yeah.
You know. But Artie was, dude, Artie was the coolest guy I ever worked with.

Speaker 2 I did work with TJ Miller a couple times, too.

Speaker 2 But Artie was the coolest guy I worked with. To be fair, Artie was already a drug addict when you guys started working together.

Speaker 2 But he had a nose.

Speaker 2 No, he had a nose at the time. No.
Barely. He was, dude, he was

Speaker 2 like, again, when I got off. What do you say about the rumors that you bit off the rest of his nose? Yeah.

Speaker 2 That hasn't been out there.

Speaker 2 I saw an article. Yeah, I saw an article.
Somebody left. I don't think I left it.
Somebody left an article on my Instagram saying that. You know what's so obvious?

Speaker 2 Is that obviously if he's a drug addict and it's bleeding, it's because he's not stopping drugs. And once you get something that's fucked up, you keep doing it.

Speaker 2 The doctor's like, okay, if you stop doing cocaine and heroin every day, I'll fix it. And he's just like, all right, I'll get back to you.
And then that's it.

Speaker 2 So you didn't do it? No. Have you ever bitten anybody?

Speaker 2 No. I've gotten bitten.
By who?

Speaker 2 A couple of people tried to bite me. I bit them harder than they did.

Speaker 2 Really? I've gotten into a couple of biting. No, I'm doing you.

Speaker 2 Have you guys ever gotten into any fights? No one's ever bitten me, but I've been a lot of fights.

Speaker 2 No, no physical altercations. I've been in fights.
I've been in a couple fights, I guess. But I'm not like a fisticuffs guy.
I just used to drink.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, I used to really. No.

Speaker 2 In my youth, sure. I was a brawler.
But I've mellowed. Everybody fights as a kid.
Yeah. You know, when you're younger.
That's true.

Speaker 2 I would fight.

Speaker 2 I was a vigilante. A child vigilante.
Oh, you just fought bad guys. That's right.
That's good on you. You just stuck up for people who were bullied and stuff.
So Bagel Boss is your guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 If it were up to me, things would have gone a lot different. For Bagel Boss.
I would have fucked that woman up.

Speaker 2 The thing about his situation is, I get it, you want to make money, so you go to celebrity boxing but you're trying to prove that you're being bullied and then you call out people constantly like he was on the howard stern show calling out everybody in the office so is he the bully like you could be a bully and be that small that's interesting i don't think anyone should ever point a camera at anyone from long island that's what you think about all that yeah i just don't i don't i think you could i think you could find a million of those guys right now he's just the guy he thinks he's got a career coming man i think if i know it's sad

Speaker 2 He sees some money. He sees the vision.
If you could manage his career, what would you do? Bagel boss, I would just continually have him get into altercations in public.

Speaker 2 I feel like it's the only way he's going to continue to grow what he's doing.

Speaker 2 So you would do more than a moment ago. I wouldn't do the comedy tour for like a year, man.

Speaker 2 It's so funny. It's like, it's like, these aren't like compared to some of the shit fucking agents have said.
Right. You know, people who have bad ideas.
People who are

Speaker 2 at the top of this industry have suggested as like ideas, and it's like, this is why you don't do anything actually creative. Yeah, it's like those ideas.
I mean, just fucking

Speaker 2 the worst ideas. You guys have talked, like, I don't know.
I'm so oblivious. They're like, you know, it's like, oh, it's a cometown podcast.
What if we try to get you on

Speaker 2 local radio?

Speaker 2 We're going to get you on, we're going to fly you to Cleveland so you can do local radio. Because they just hear that you have big numbers and they hear you're a podcast.
podcast.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're like, that's why I thought we would be good for me and band that time. That's the thing that's popular.
Look, your thing is really popular. That's good.
And we have no idea why.

Speaker 2 And we could never recreate it in the million years. We're not going to try and figure it out.
We're not going to try and figure it out. Let's just

Speaker 2 apply the same formula that we've used to zero success for the last 25 years. Start when you laugh.
With all of our other clients. It's like your asshole is open when you're fucking laughing.

Speaker 2 And then as an added bonus, we'll ask you for some of the money that you generated on your own doing the thing you were already doing. I think I do exactly what agents and managers in Hollywood do.

Speaker 2 I am just not that. I'm also a comedian, so people confuse the two completely.

Speaker 2 And I felt like you're also an artist, too. So you bridge the gap between commerce and art.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but when I was younger, I did shows and they were in front of a lot of people, and I didn't get paid ever. And I said, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 And even the guys I did take money from that were new in the game,

Speaker 2 I gave them experiences that they would never have gotten, man. And I know that

Speaker 2 people did make money back, too. I'm not going to say I didn't.
Now, some didn't as well.

Speaker 2 Like, dude, I'm an open fucking book, man. I'm not even paid, and I'm like, what the hell is this? And he

Speaker 2 realized I was ripping off. I always told him, look, the one thing I did tell him is it was up to Bam coming or not.
Like, Bam comes, we all make money. How did you get in touch with Bam originally?

Speaker 2 I was working with Artie already. I'd worked with TJ, so I had some kind of clout, I guess you would call it.

Speaker 2 Not 15,000 calls.

Speaker 2 Bam's, you guys have definitely been the biggest buzz for me ever.

Speaker 2 Bam calling me out on his Instagram recently went out to 2 million people, and a quarter million people went to my Instagram page in one day, all hating me. Did you get followers out of that?

Speaker 2 About a thousand.

Speaker 2 Because everybody went there because they thought I stole money. So it's not like they're going to be like, yeah, yeah, you know.
But they visited, dude.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but, you know, so honestly, I'm pretty high, and I forgot the last question. What was it? What were we talking about? How do you mean Bam? Oh, how did I meet Bam?

Speaker 2 So, right, as Artie went to jail, I brought Artie to court the day he went to jail. Nice.
And Artie's literally walking away from me.

Speaker 2 And it seems like things just bridge together because Bam's manager, Jack, the douchebag that you guys met when we were with the necklaces. He's the one that really does steal money and shit.

Speaker 2 And I call him out all the time for it. He's from the TMZ video.
Yeah, Jack. He gets punched in the face.
Notice I've never gotten punched in the face.

Speaker 2 Bam just fucking plays shit up because he knows I'm in the spotlight, too. Of course.

Speaker 2 So Bam calls me and says, Jack calls me and says, we booked a show with Live Nation in Detroit at the shelter where Eminem started his career, and there's 400 people, and we don't know what we're doing.

Speaker 2 What is it? Homeless shelter? We're the homeless shelter.

Speaker 2 The shelter is a venue below St. Andrew's hall.

Speaker 2 The shelters where Eminem used to do the eight-mile battles. And that's when he pulls me into the dressing room.
Yeah. So I.

Speaker 2 I live in a fucking

Speaker 2 box made out of shit. So talk about the rape.

Speaker 2 Talk about working with land in 1998.

Speaker 2 You're about to the land being raped by Donald Trump tour.

Speaker 2 Still my check sheet.

Speaker 2 Jesus Christ. They think it's check sheet.

Speaker 2 They think of a famous sheet.

Speaker 2 They think it's check sheet. I'll never get to the point of what the fuck I was going to say.

Speaker 2 This is better, dude. This is better.

Speaker 2 No, it is. It is.
Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
But then I just fucking said, you know what? Like, Artie's in jail. If I want to stay relevant, I got to drive 20 hours.
And how did they find you?

Speaker 2 Um, that is a good question, man. I think one of the so you're telling me Bam Margaret's manager reached out to you.

Speaker 2 You know, I was working with Artie, so they probably thought, oh, if he's willing to work with this train wreck, he'll work with me. I see.
And

Speaker 2 I knew one of the guys I had a situation with, people went to his house party. He had a party before we did that party.
And other people went.

Speaker 2 And then there was somebody that hit me up and was like, Bam's interested in doing events. And I said, have his manager hit me up.

Speaker 2 And we talked for like four or five weeks while I was still with Artie. You got to think, too, Artie Lang's a different animal than Bam.
Bam wants to party with 600 people.

Speaker 2 Artie just wants to make sure he's got $500 a day sent to his drug dealer so he could do what he wants to fucking do.

Speaker 2 And then he'll show up to the show and give me the entire check from that entire week. So seven days a week, it's $500 to $1,000 a day.

Speaker 2 I got to make sure Artie has in his hand, whether I'm giving him that money or not. Interesting.

Speaker 2 And then we show up to the show and I get the pay, which would usually be $1,000 or two over what I'm owed. You know, so that, I mean, dude, it wasn't like I was now, I did do well on the shows.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to fucking say I didn't. I killed it on the shows that I did, but I wasn't just like paying for play.
I was doing shit nobody. That doesn't like this.

Speaker 2 No point, like nothing in your like chest.

Speaker 2 Like, you don't get any like physical reaction to, like, yeah, this, this, this beloved comedian. That beloved comedian.

Speaker 2 No, he is. He is.
He's got a huge. Yeah.
He is. I mean, For what, though? For what? What is he beloved for? For being that Artie?

Speaker 2 No, for being funny.

Speaker 2 Like, for being funny. For being an incredible storyteller.
For being a great, a very funny guy.

Speaker 2 Part of one of the best. He's not beloved for

Speaker 2 dying of a heroine. A tragic heroine.
No, but he's very famous for talking about it on Howard's show.

Speaker 2 Sure, but there's nothing in you that's like, all I have to do is make sure he stays high and I get to take all of his money. I figured I was about maybe the 20th person.
I've seen Bob. I booked Bob.

Speaker 2 The first time I met Artie, I was already running my own comedy club and I booked Bob Levy and Artie. No, I mean, it's fine if the answer is.
And I seen Bob doing it, and I was like, fuck it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's fine if the answer is no. Yeah, no, I did not have any.
Yeah, I'm just curious. The answer to the question is, I had, I don't think like that.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I come from a place that you do what you got to do to make money, and my family paid for it. I had family that went to jail.
I'm telling you, man, I'm not going to lie to you.

Speaker 2 Like, yeah, there were times that I was like, yeah, he's getting high, but he's a grown man, dude. You know, he's going to get it from somewhere else.

Speaker 2 You think he, bam, or him, need me to get a six-pack or some fucking Coke? No, he'll do it with the next guy, but already did it with Bob Levy for 20 years, so he'll just do it with the next one.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, I was just like, Fuck it, I'm gonna get paid for a few weeks.

Speaker 2 I need a couple Mickey Mouse fitted. Yep, I didn't have a break coming my way.
You gotta drift that WRX down to Disneyland, dude. Look, you're at least I did something.

Speaker 2 I'm coming from a place where no matter what, you gotta get to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 Like, me and my friends, we would lie, cheap,

Speaker 2 steel.

Speaker 2 We have to get our hands on

Speaker 2 nothing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Six Flags.

Speaker 2 Sure. Yeah, we could go to Six Flags.

Speaker 2 We probably could have made it to Six Flags just ripping off old women with BMWs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, with blown engines.

Speaker 2 But if you want to go to Disney World, you got to really hurt some people.

Speaker 2 Some beloved celebs. Yeah.
R.I.P. Tony Morrison, who I thought was a, I thought that was a white guy.
You thought it was an Irishman. Dude,

Speaker 2 until I got on social media and I saw that people were saying she was black, I was like, you thought it was a white guy. Damn.
I mean, those are, yeah, all those stories.

Speaker 2 Beloved? Yeah. The bluest eye.
Yeah. Sula.

Speaker 2 Sula. Yeah.
I don't know that. But Artie is beloved.
That is true.

Speaker 2 Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 The guy that went perfect there.

Speaker 2 What, um,

Speaker 2 now, would you be like a high? Would you be like an Epstein-type figure for a billion if you were a billion?

Speaker 2 If you'd have your own island, but you would have to sort of arrange for rich men to fuck 14-year-olds. I would never have that much money because I feel like I've reached my peak in life.

Speaker 2 No, come on. You don't know how high you can fly, man.
Okay, Adam's been on my side this episode. I don't know if that's like a subtle, like, that's his way of telling me I'm a fucking loser.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not. I'm just another.
No, no, you're right, though. I don't know.
If I had a billion dollars, I don't know what I would do. I don't know if at that point.
You'd get a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 You're saying if you had a billion dollars, you don't know if you'd fucking kids or not. I'm asking you.
You wouldn't fucking kids.

Speaker 2 No, here's what you, for $5,000 a year, you would be the guy facilitating the rape of hundreds of children. If we called it something different,

Speaker 2 I might be able to do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're calling it Camp Kill Yourself. TPS reports or something.
We're taking these kids to Camp Kill Yourself.

Speaker 2 Hell yeah. Hey, look, I come from a place where you got to do what you got to do.
So these kids get a free vacation in the island. Somebody's going to fucking rape them.
Might as well.

Speaker 2 Might as well make $1,000.

Speaker 2 Look, E.G. and Carol got raped, and now she's doing every checkers in fucking Sarasota.

Speaker 2 She's doing great.

Speaker 2 She's about to do a fucking MMA fight with bagel boss. I'm selling her panties in the parking lot.
Showboat September 7th, bagel boss. I'm actually the one wearing the panties.

Speaker 2 She's never even put them on. She's never even worn the panties.
I've been making my bitch

Speaker 2 wear panties, and then I've been selling them as EGE Carroll's rape panties. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 But that's how you get to Disney World, baby. So what is your overall goal? Do you know what I mean? What's your five-year plan right now? Yeah.

Speaker 2 What are the next steps? Well, I did Atlantic City for two years, and I like it there because I'm able to sell tickets to strangers that are basically tourists every day for shows.

Speaker 2 Every day in YouTube. Every day in YouTube shows.

Speaker 2 So the five-year plan is go to Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 And, you know, honestly, I don't think Bam, dude, it's hard to explain because with Bam, you're day by day, right?

Speaker 2 Because I could build up something that could be like my redemption tour or whatever I think it's going to be. And And then Bam posts one bad thing about me.

Speaker 2 And because he has such a big following, it goes to shit again.

Speaker 2 You guys are, I just love your Mr. Burns and Smithers relationship.

Speaker 2 He might be gay, man. I wouldn't want him to hear that, but Bam.
Bam? He might be. No, I thought you might.
Let's hear about this.

Speaker 2 Smithers is gay. Well, I think Smithers might be gay.
Smithers is gay.

Speaker 2 I just like, I didn't watch.

Speaker 2 He thought he was Mr. Burns.
Dude, the first. All right, so on the way to Detroit, they're telling me I got to interview Bam on.

Speaker 2 I thought I was Mr. Burns, yeah.
Oh, no, it wasn't. Because he's gay.
Oh, because he's gone. I'm not gay.
I didn't know that that. You guys said I was Epstein.
We didn't know that he met him.

Speaker 2 Until you just outed him.

Speaker 2 I'm

Speaker 2 hypothetical. So the 1,000 people listening.

Speaker 2 We asked if you would, to be Epstein, would you set up the rape of thousands of children? I said if we called it somebody. You said if the name was different.

Speaker 2 Because then I could be in an office just thinking of pushing like whatever. You know what I mean? Just selling shit.
That's true, man. That's a good ass point.

Speaker 2 Like a customer service center or something for Verizon. You say it's Verizon.

Speaker 2 People want upgrades and stuff. I just feel like I sold a bunch of cases, phone cases.
No, no, that makes sense. Yeah.
Probably how it works now. Yeah, I'm actually working with the Podesta brothers.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know if you know them.

Speaker 2 In the 80s, they had like the biggest lobbying firm there was.

Speaker 2 Now they're in the tech decks. Well, how did Repstein get rich? How did he get the bill? That's what we're saying.
The CIA gave him money. Probably to set up a little rape hotel.
Yeah, it's all fake.

Speaker 2 I bet you he had it on Trump, and one day they were just arguing, and he was like, you know what, Trump, I'm going to tell everybody.

Speaker 2 Did you see all that money that was laundered through the Oklahoma lottery to his hedge fund? No. What? It's like $85 million that his hedge fund won in the Oklahoma lottery.
Are you serious? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's like that. That's fucking incredible.
It's just the amount of, like, how much it's just all out in the open. Yeah, but do you think people are saying that? Q shit is Q is real?

Speaker 2 Not the Donald Trump stuff, but it's like, oh, yeah, it's all just a because

Speaker 2 Q's the one that thinks some fucking guy is John F. Kennedy Jr.
Kennedy Jr.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I mean, there's a lot of conspiracy stuff that, you know, it's funny because the movie JFK

Speaker 2 is like, I almost, not that it's like part of the conspiracy or whatever, but like if you can get it, like it does paint this image that like the CIA or the deep state hated Kennedy because he limited the amount of power that they have.

Speaker 2 But it's like,

Speaker 2 why would you think we all know what the CIA has done, what they've planned?

Speaker 2 We know that their budget has gone through the fucking roof since 9-11.

Speaker 2 And it's like this idea that, or even like the FBI, which is not a fucking clandestine, like, you know, spy organization. It's just a shitty law enforcement, you know, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, Comey having that letter they sent MLK on their desk being like, this is how we used to be bad, but we're not bad anymore. And it's like, oh, yeah, you just

Speaker 2 going after all these unnamed Muslim people that weren't as fortunate as MLK to be articulate and famous. And yeah, to head a civil rights movement.

Speaker 2 Instead, you're just going to violate the civil liberties of, you know, retarded Arabs or whatever. Yeah, Detroit.
Whoever the fuck.

Speaker 2 To think that, like, I mean, like, the power of that organization hasn't been fucking limited.

Speaker 2 So this narrative that the CIA, which, like, have had like such an extensive control of like the like media in general,

Speaker 2 if you look at those like hacked Sony emails and see how many fucking government emails are in those hacked Sony emails where they're like orchestrating, like, oh, here, like, this might, you know,

Speaker 2 so-and-so seems like they might be friendly to this agenda or that agenda.

Speaker 2 And, like, all of these like movies, like Zero Dark 30 or whatever comes out that are like, you know, try to portray the CIA as something cool, right?

Speaker 2 Rather than like an organization that at one point planned like you know false flag operations on actual fucking Americans as like a false pretext and help death squads kill like fucking death squad oh millions is that the way that they keep the public like away from wanting to look at what they're really doing is by making them seem like the super cool secret spy agent like when you're a kid I want to be in the CIA or FBI but really they're just doing other shit like I don't you know it's funny it's like I think it's it's

Speaker 2 and this like goes like,

Speaker 2 you know, so after World War II, right, you have like post-World War II, like the American control of,

Speaker 2 we're a superpower juxtaposed with like the Soviet Union. And we were put into that position from like, because of just the economics of World War II.
And yeah, we got lucky.

Speaker 2 We didn't fight on our mainland. We got lucky.
We didn't fight on our mainland. We mainland, we ripped off Latin America for like fucking $30 billion on like a loan we just didn't pay back.

Speaker 2 Just massive amounts of money that the United States. It sounds like I was running the government for quite some time.
We had control over.

Speaker 2 And then so you have these like intelligence people, all these CIA guys that were created specifically for World War II. And now it's like, oh, I guess we'll just keep these guys around.

Speaker 2 And then it's like, well, we're the smartest people in the world. We have to keep doing fucked up shit so we can stay in power.
And honestly, it's like, they could just do nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 They could just do nothing at all and let fucking business handle it. Cash that check.
Yeah, I know. It's like, really? So I, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't like know the motivations to like, yeah, why don't we try to like kill, like, make people think Americans were killed by these people for this reason or that reason. Like, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 It's like they have a budget. They have to get rich as shit.
Yeah, it isn't to make us want to go to war to make us say like, oh, we need that oil. Like, so the oil that's there we need.

Speaker 2 We can't just go over there and start killing people because then everybody here will be like,

Speaker 2 you know, because we have to come up with something about it. But I don't know why that turns into throwing a plane into the building.

Speaker 2 It's scary to think how much of it functions the same way the rest of the federal government, where it's like they have a budget and they're like, fuck, well, we got fucking, we got $30 trillion in dark money after 9-11.

Speaker 2 It's like, we need something to fill that. How about we start like,

Speaker 2 why don't we create a tech company and we'll just slowly take over Google and then introduce like face recognition everywhere and use that to like pad out the budget so that we can like afford a nicer we can you know all go to California Pizza Kitchen for

Speaker 2 HR can have more money. Good chops.

Speaker 2 Right, yeah.

Speaker 2 So, uh, so we can get a cake from Balducci's

Speaker 2 or John's, if H.R. can afford that.
You know, it's like that is how we talk. That's how I talk.
I'll be like, oh, well, let's do this so we can go to Disney, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah. How about we create a

Speaker 2 false pretext for the invasion of Iraq? So that. Wait, do we have any ads in this one? No, we don't.
Nice. Yeah.
So besides the VinnyBeetleshow.com. Of course.
Yeah. Definitely check that out.

Speaker 2 Because there's only two t-shirts on that website right now.

Speaker 2 Oh, and also come see me in Boston this freaking weekend. We got a spot sticks.
Oh, yeah. Also, if you like the show and you want the premium episodes, they're on patreon.com/slash come town.

Speaker 2 That is very close to 50,000, right? That's another thing I keep reading about. So people should go sign up for it.
Yeah, hands off. Hands off.
Well, we have a goal if we get to 50,000.

Speaker 2 We take Stop to a Pumpkin Pat. That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 But then somebody said that me and him do celebrity boxing.

Speaker 2 Nope, that was never a goal. How about this?

Speaker 2 They don't set the goal. Yeah.

Speaker 2 They don't decide what what happens. No, I appreciate you guys bringing me, man.
This was fun. Also, August 29th, I'm at the lodge room in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 The 28th, I'll be at the whistle stop in San Diego. I don't think you can get tickets online for that.
You have to get them at the door.

Speaker 2 The whistle stop. Adam's been

Speaker 2 doing the angry gentleman. He's doing

Speaker 2 leather chaps. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 Maybe it's a different club. Adam is going to show up at all of your gates from now on.
Adam will be

Speaker 2 at Secrets and Rumors and Tough Guys. Yeah, this weekend I'm in freaking Boston.
Adam's at Chain Gang. Go to stobby.biz slash tour.
I'm also doing it on Twitter and Insta.

Speaker 2 And then next weekend, I'm in the Bay Area, the 24th. We added a midnight show.
Get tickets to that selling. And then the 29th, I'm in Seattle.
The 30th, I'm in Portland. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 So come suck me off. Vinny will be opening for me in all those.
Yeah, I might show up to one of the things. Stop paying him $5,000 a shot.
$5,000.

Speaker 2 He's just got to get my drug dealer paid, and that's all I care. He's just got to get my seamless order, my $5,000 seamless dollars.
I would stop there. I got a big tour.

Speaker 2 I'm negotiating with the bagel boss, Chris Morgan. So

Speaker 2 we got to see. Where would you book him?

Speaker 2 I don't think it would be possible. I feel like I would just do the Vittie Beetle show, and he would just be a special guest.
Gotcha. You'd only be able to be on.
There you go.

Speaker 2 Just there you go, Chris. Nah, but I'm starting a show in Atlantic City.
So if you guys do keep tabs on me, you'll see a little residency there that I'm going to be doing.

Speaker 2 We're in Atlantic City. It's going to be on the boardwalk, one of the main casinos, but I'm not allowed to say.

Speaker 2 Who's like, you know, honey, you know what we're going to go see this week? Bagel buffs.

Speaker 2 I'm not really going to put them on. You remember that guy that got beat up at a bagel restaurant? He's doing the Tropicana.

Speaker 2 But you know what? I really wanted to get back on the show, and I was just doing anything. I was like, I'll find somebody fucking viral enough.
And Nick was just like, enough.

Speaker 2 Like, if you're going to make me bad, open invite. Yeah, no, you've always, it's just, I don't want to schedule anything.
Well, dude, I didn't know where the, what am I going to be?

Speaker 2 That fucking weirdo that hangs out outside?

Speaker 2 You were like, I can be there whenever. I'm only 85 minutes away from that.

Speaker 2 I just needed to know that. That's the thing.
I needed to know. I do have a family.

Speaker 2 Dude, I'm just 85 minutes away from that school. 85.
He goes, we start at 6 on the dot. And when I

Speaker 2 got a little bit stoned and I left Connecticut and it said I was going to arrive at 6.02. Oh, wow.
And I was like, New York traffic. I thought I was going to be here at 6.30, but my girl's fucking.

Speaker 2 She got you there.

Speaker 2 That's a ride or die for you right there. She is, man.
She's in the car. All right.

Speaker 2 We need to cruise on over to the show, I think. All right.
Later, fellas. Thanks for having me, man.
I got to get some food.

Speaker 2 If you want to buy a shirt, come dot town. I should be restocked shortly, the day after this airs.
If you're looking to get the classic

Speaker 2 Richard Gibbs,

Speaker 2 and those are flying off the shelves, so you do it when they get posted. I had to camp out on that website.
Yeah, check them out. All right, later.
Bye.