AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG Talks Chicken, Flirting, and UK Rap

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Speaker 2 let's talk about chicken yes so what is a chicken what would you say is chicken okay to me pretend i'm an alien and i'm like what do you do you say i'm a chicken dater would you know what bird is oh yeah bird yeah you know what bird is i know bird yeah okay it's

Speaker 2 i found a bird okay it's it's a bird does it fly it flies around no it actually can't fly.

Speaker 2 Really? I know. Really? I know, it's really tragic.
That's pathetic. I know.

Speaker 2 How might

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Speaker 2 My guest this week is British presenter and YouTube star Amelia DeMoldenberg, known for hosting the very popular Chicken Shop Date. The program has been host to countless stars over the years.

Speaker 2 Of course, Paul Mescal and the rapper Big

Speaker 2 Zoo.

Speaker 2 The fuck is that? Everyone knows, of course, that Amelia and I are both natural competitors. We share a tremendous amount of respect for the other's work.
Mine, intellectual.

Speaker 2 Hers, more of a poultry-based promotional tool for celebrity culture. We're equals.
Our conversation reminded me a lot of the famous LeBron James tweet.

Speaker 2 There's nothing like two heavyweights doing what they do best for the love off of the sport.

Speaker 2 Round after round, we traded blows, and in the end, any reasonable viewer would call it a stalemate, a draw.

Speaker 2 But shortly after we wrapped and she left the studio, and it was a mess, by the way, it dawned on me that my kill shot, my silver bullet, was still in the chamber.

Speaker 2 It's embarrassing to admit this, but I want to take accountability for our audience. So this morning, I called her up and delivered my final blow.
Hi. Um,

Speaker 2 how are you? Hi, Adam. Where are you? Sorry.
I'm in LA. Fancy hearing from you again.
Hi. Okay, so I forgot, there was one question I forgot to ask.

Speaker 2 So you're obviously like a trailblazer in your space.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So like, have you ever noticed any like imitators of like what you do?

Speaker 2 Um

Speaker 2 I would probably just, I'd probably say I'm one of one.

Speaker 2 Well, I saw a show. There's like another British lady that does like a dating, kind of a dating show as well.
Did you see that?

Speaker 2 Um no, wait, tell me, who is this? Would you ever consider like breaking her record of 100 dates in one day?

Speaker 2 Okay, I know what, yeah, I know who you're talking about now.

Speaker 2 Good one, Adam. All right, that's that's all I had.
Yeah, that's it. Is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, great. I hope you feel good about that.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm going now. I'm hanging up.
Okay. All right.
Take care. Bye.
How do you hang out? I don't know. Okay.
Dude, that sucked.

Speaker 2 I don't think it sucked.

Speaker 2 What do you think, Zach?

Speaker 2 And with that, the interview is officially complete. Job done.
Game blouses. Another win for me.

Speaker 2 I've been having a good run recently. Some say generational.
So please, without further ado, enjoy my conversation with Amelia de Moltenberg.

Speaker 2 Our next guest is one of the most popular creators on the internet. Everyone, please welcome Amelia DeMoldenberg.
Let's give it up. Next up, NAS!

Speaker 2 Hi.

Speaker 2 Hi. Hi.

Speaker 2 You brought a beautiful collection. Hi.
Welcome. Hi.

Speaker 2 You're like collecting Infinity Stones. Go on.
What do you mean? You did Caleb, you did hot ones. Oh my god, yeah.
And now you're like scraping the bottom of the bar. You're scraping the barrel, yeah.

Speaker 2 Amelia,

Speaker 2 you're very famous. You're famous.
No, shut. that's come on.

Speaker 2 You're famous. Don't condescend me.
You're famous. What do you mean? You know, like...
You're famous to me.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 2 She's very nice, guys.

Speaker 2 Wait, you brought

Speaker 2 like an army. I know, I did bring quite a lot of people.
We've had rappers here that have brought less people. I know.
And they're better behaved. And

Speaker 2 bigger bags.

Speaker 2 You brought hair and makeup.

Speaker 2 I feel like...

Speaker 2 Do you want hair and makeup? Do you want to use my hair and makeup? I kind of asked them, they ignored me. But yeah, yeah, you guys would would it be cool? Absolutely.
Thanks, guys. Wait, really?

Speaker 2 How much time do we have? I don't know how much time. I don't know how much time we have.

Speaker 2 So, you grew up in Marlebone. It's one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in London?

Speaker 2 It's what I actually grew up in. I would actually say I did grow up in the dodgy end of Marlebone.
What's dodgy about it? Just like there's one part that's just less dodgy than the other. Really?

Speaker 2 Thank you, guys. Thanks.

Speaker 2 Wow. I think you.
You're so gentle, too. That brush.
Very soft. It's very soft.
Very comforting. I want that to be an aspect of my life.
Yeah, it's a nice thing to have. Just like,

Speaker 2 thank you so much.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Wow,

Speaker 2 I felt like comforted.

Speaker 2 I think you look comfortable. Do I tip? I think you look worse now.
Do I look worse?

Speaker 2 I asked for the natural look. All right.
I feel like it's very benevolent of you to do all the other shows. I get so excited when I get to meet other hosts, as you would say.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for me, it's like, what am I doing making something that's one hour long in an era where people can only pay attention for 10 seconds? I agree.

Speaker 2 I've been researching, and one thing that impressed me is you were kind of after college, or like during college, it was a column. The date.
Before. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is it true that you hadn't been on a date prior to doing the column? Yeah, but I started it when I was 17, so I feel like maybe it's not too crazy. Yeah, 17.
When was your first date?

Speaker 2 Like, how old were you?

Speaker 2 I think 32. Yeah.
Yeah. Day.
Was it.

Speaker 2 Did she know it was a date? Did she know? It was with a date.

Speaker 2 Does the other one have to know it's a date? Because that would be 36.

Speaker 2 How old are you? I'm 38. You're 38? Yeah, yeah.
I was born during the Reagan administration. Oh, my God.
I'm 38 years old. Yeah.
I've done really nothing with myself.

Speaker 2 You actually look younger than 38. I know.
What did you say? I know. I know.
What did you say? I don't know. I know, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so like, like, you've obviously, what's impressive is you had a vision early on that you wanted to, like, adopt a video format for, you studied journalism, of course, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So is this your serious, this is a serious, is a serious interview? No, it's like, I mean,

Speaker 2 I don't know, it's, there's substance. You want it to be jokes? No, no, no, I don't.
So you are doing a joke and you're going to be a little bit more early episodes of your show were... Who's Getz?

Speaker 2 Who is that? Say. Can you tell me? Can you tell me the question?

Speaker 2 Oh, Getz is the first episode of Chicken Shop Date. Who is that? He is a UK rapper.
Rapper. And then you also had Fuse O D G.
Yep, he's an Afro Beats artist. Okay, and Jammer.
Who's that? Jammer.

Speaker 2 He's in Boy Better Know, which is Skeptic. Skeptic.
Who's also a rapper? Yep, with JME. And AJ Tracy.
AJ Tracy, he's another rapper.

Speaker 2 My sister's calling me right now. Oh, can I say hello? Yeah, you want to say hi, Zoe.
Yeah, Zoe. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Hi, Zoe. It's Amelia.

Speaker 2 Oh, hi, Amelia. Oh, I'm hello.

Speaker 2 Hello.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 we're recording. But you know what's really funny? She has a sister.
That's okay. I have a sister called Zoe and A to Z.
So we're both A to Z.

Speaker 2 Because I'm Amelia and she's Zoe and you're Zoe.

Speaker 2 How crazy is that? We got excited on the phone the pre-interview.

Speaker 2 And we said, I said that that's. I know.
She's saying that Zoe is superior as a sibling.

Speaker 2 Zoe is superior?

Speaker 2 Shut up, Zoe.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry to interrupt your video. Why are you cheating on me in the middle of the show, Zoe?

Speaker 2 It's okay. Oh, my God.
And you have the umlau on your E as well.

Speaker 2 I do. Oh, God, it's all making sense.

Speaker 2 Yes, she is. She's Z-O-E.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and she gets up so when there's no dot dot. You're literally tween.
We're tween. We're tween.
All right, I'm going to pass you back to Adam now. All right, I got to go back to this, Zoe.

Speaker 2 We're on the show right now, okay? Can I leave?

Speaker 2 You knew that. Okay.

Speaker 2 No, I did not. What are you calling about? Some fucking Taylor Swift kind of thing or something.
No, fuck up. Fuck you.
Bye, Zoe. Okay.
So annoying, dude. That was cute.
So, so, yeah,

Speaker 2 what was it that, like, kind of made you want to, like, transition from dating in a column to, like, doing a video series?

Speaker 2 Well, because when it was, when I was doing the column in the magazine, because it started off in a youth club. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And. What is a youth club? Like, oh, yeah, because I feel like in America they don't really have them.
It's like...

Speaker 2 Somewhere you would go after school and meet people that you didn't actually go to school with in like a space and you would do like extracurricular activities but the one that I went to we specifically made a magazine you know that photo series of like kids at a club like an English kids at a club

Speaker 2 and there's like a DJ and stuff no I'll show you there's really funny picture but keep going yeah I went to this youth club and we made a magazine and

Speaker 2 yeah start off was the column but when I was doing it it felt like funny and awkward and I was already playing this like persona and I thought that it would be cool if it was actually filmed so people could see it.

Speaker 2 So like um do you so since you hadn't been on a date at 17 and you've been doing this since then, is this is there some notion of like a sexual awakening that you've had in the process?

Speaker 2 Because the the cool thing about the show is that there is a blurring of a line between like the format of a date and then it does feel real and then yes it is real. It it you conceive of it as real.

Speaker 2 No like I feel like the chemistry is real, can be real. Yeah.
I feel like I'm not. My most successful episodes have been the ones where it's like palpable sexual chemistry.
Sexual chemistry.

Speaker 2 I actually do feel like it's actually not what it's I feel like it's not sexual chemistry. Do you think it's sexual chemistry? I feel like it's more just like cute

Speaker 2 cute chemistry. No, there's innuendo chemistry.

Speaker 2 I always thought that I would meet the love of my life on the show. On YouTube.

Speaker 2 I'm realizing now I don't think that's going to happen. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Has it complicated your actual life?

Speaker 2 Because it does feel like it's not purely performance. I mean, it is a type of performance, but it does, there is an aspect of reality in it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I actually feel like sometimes I get in my head about it and I feel like the reason I've been single for

Speaker 2 what now like nearly six years is because I have a dating show.

Speaker 2 But Jeez, what do you think? That stresses me out.

Speaker 2 What do you think? That really stresses me out. What do I think? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you think that could be true? I mean,

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, like, if that

Speaker 2 stresses me out. It stresses me out.
It keeps me up at night. Well, it kind of like makes

Speaker 2 yourself as a person kind of available to an audience, right? Like there's like a like love is like a, you know, like I kind of

Speaker 2 have learned since I've been online because you're never prepared to be known, right? Yeah. Right?

Speaker 2 Like suddenly you're anonymous and then suddenly you realize people know who you are, right?

Speaker 2 And it's weird to transition into that. Like, and I found that it was weird.
And then I realized, you know, a couple years into it, that I have to like draw a distinction.

Speaker 2 Distinct line. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Demarcate like kind of my personal life and then racist podcasting or whatever the fuck I do. But that is what I do as well.
Like I feel like my private life is very private.

Speaker 2 Have you had like a boyfriend watch it and be like, why the f- No, no, no. They've never been annoyed.
Really? About it. Well, not to me anyway.
But maybe they are secretly like insecure about it.

Speaker 2 Like, do you think maybe, I feel like maybe they could be insecure about it and never tell me. But it's also not real.

Speaker 2 I mean, you just said it's real, though. No, but it's real.
It's not real.

Speaker 2 Do you know what I mean? I stressed you out. Like, this is real and not, like, it's real in a sense that, like, why couldn't I meet someone via the show? Well, you dated someone from the show, right?

Speaker 2 Who? A rapper. Who?

Speaker 2 A H. H.
H.

Speaker 2 We didn't, where it was like, we didn't really know. It's crazy to hear so many names of rappers.
I'm like, what the fuck? I know. Do you know that we also have hip-hop in America? Really?

Speaker 2 And it sounds good.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah, it's all like, beam, but.

Speaker 2 You're kidding me. And I went to the road and I sold the food.
That sounds really good. And I made the peas.
Made the peas.

Speaker 2 I made peas and I sold the food. That's how it's a...
It's like, Jack, it's a ba-ba-da-ba-da-bum.

Speaker 2 Do you go bar for bar ever with any of you? I go band for band. You go band for band.

Speaker 2 You're probably richer than a lot of people. You.

Speaker 2 For sure. Richer than you.
For sure. For sure.
For sure. For sure.
For sure. Yeah, for sure.
For sure. Have you ever considered going on a chicken date with a poor person?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's not worth it.

Speaker 2 Don't you think? Yeah. I guess so.
So do you think that people might conceive of you as a gold digger then? A gold digger. Yeah, yeah.
Because you're only going with these fancy pants

Speaker 2 on your chicken date. Well,

Speaker 2 I don't think so. I feel like if you get the tone right, you don't really come across as a gold digger.
Well, I read the comments, and she's like, everyone's, she's after Andrew Garfield's

Speaker 2 bank account. Yeah.
And, you know, it's funny because, like, it's like

Speaker 2 the first time I watched Mr. Beast, like, the first 30 seconds, I'm like, what the fuck is this? And then 30 seconds in your, I'm like, I'm trying to see what this is about, right?

Speaker 2 There's like a hypnotizing aspect to it. And I'd seen clips of your show, but, like, now I've obviously been watching full episodes.

Speaker 2 And I found myself being like, I hope they just fuck after this Do you think is it similar to Mr. Beast? Do you think much like Mr.
Beast? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I hope after he tortures these people for money he has sex with them

Speaker 2 Yeah, someone came up to me at a party the other day and was like convinced that I was dating someone from the show who H?

Speaker 2 No, like I think they were convinced that I was dating I can't remember who it was. It was either Andrew Garfield or Harris Dickinson and I was like no so embarrassing.
I know it's so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 So embarrassing. And I was like, they're both in relationships with other people.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's talk about chicken. Yes.

Speaker 2 So what is a chicken? What would you say is chicken? A chicken to me. What the hell even is it? To me.
Yeah. Okay.
To me, it is

Speaker 2 a

Speaker 2 pretend I'm an alien or or if I come from a country that doesn't have chicken. And I'm like, what do you do? You say, I...
I I'm a chicken dater. Okay.

Speaker 2 And then I'm like, what the hell even is chicken and Matt could would you know what bird is at this point

Speaker 2 oh yeah bird yeah you know bird is I know bird yeah okay it's

Speaker 2 I found a bird okay it's it's a bird does it fly it flies around no

Speaker 2 it's actually crazy story so basically it's a bird and it looks like a bird and it has wings but it actually can't fly Really? I know. Really? I know.
It's really tragic. That's pathetic of them.

Speaker 2 It's kind of laughable. It's actually weird.
They should like literally. What the hell? It's fucking idiots.
Yeah. They have wings that they don't use.
No, and that's why.

Speaker 2 Where do they use the wings for? And that's why they get killed. Really? They get killed.
They get killed. Do you feel like you put chicken on the map with your show? 10 years, 11 years now.

Speaker 2 I think chicken was on the map before. I feel like I wasn't hearing much about it.
Yeah, but you weren't hearing about it. Okay.
Yeah. 11 years ago, it was kind of...
It was more exotic.

Speaker 2 But it was like beef. It was like venison.
Venison, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It was like you had, you know,

Speaker 2 you're like, I've heard of that. Yeah.
Is that the one where they put the little cow in a box? And they don't let it no, that's veal.

Speaker 2 Do you know how many chickens have been eaten since you started your show?

Speaker 2 We did the math here. We crunched the numbers.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 But then you'd have to know how many

Speaker 2 chicken. Since I've started.
Oh, in the world?

Speaker 2 Pop quiz. Honestly, I'm going to say like a billion.

Speaker 2 Not even close. Not even close.
More than a billion. Yes.
More than a billion. Yeah.

Speaker 2 10 billion. Not even close.
Go on.

Speaker 2 93 billion chickens. 93 billion.

Speaker 2 Do you feel like... Are you a vegetarian? No.
Okay. No.

Speaker 2 We have a chart here, actually. Well, sorry.
We have a chart of... These are the chickens eaten per year.
2014 to 2025. So this is two years into your show.

Speaker 2 In 2016, there were zero chickens eaten in the world.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Zero. Yeah, and now, yeah.

Speaker 2 Now at this point, the last 11 years have been

Speaker 2 93 billion. Wow.
And it's all because of me. I think, maybe.
I think so. You are kind of a chicken influencer.
I am.

Speaker 2 I saw a really cool video, though. Okay.

Speaker 2 I was thinking of...

Speaker 2 I think that maybe you could, for your show,

Speaker 2 I think it kind of relates to like what you do and I just want to you know I'm new to like YouTube and stuff so that people do reaction oh I'm reacting to this yeah so you you could I just like you to react to

Speaker 2 this video

Speaker 2 is it gonna is it chickens being killed I don't know

Speaker 2 it is it's baby chickens being murdered

Speaker 2 that's not how they make chicken nuggets I thought it reminded me of your show

Speaker 2 No, no, you know? No, the end is good.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 2 That was the end. That was disgusting.

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Speaker 2 So you think, would you show

Speaker 2 Billie Eilish that next time she comes? She's vegan. She's like, what happens when someone's vegan? They eat chips.
They eat chips. Yeah, they eat chips.
You don't say like fucking

Speaker 2 stop being up stop being a freaking loser no snob okay

Speaker 2 no they can eat chips they can eat chips yeah really what if that was kosher

Speaker 2 they can eat chips have you had a kosher person i think they can actually eat

Speaker 2 is kosher the same as halal

Speaker 2 i think i i would hope that one day

Speaker 2 is that

Speaker 2 that is actually so beautiful

Speaker 2 that is actually beautiful I would just

Speaker 2 one day they could just

Speaker 2 have it be the same. I agree.

Speaker 2 Wait, so. So yes, I think yes is the answer.
What is it about, in your estimation, what makes the show so popular? What do people like about it? Me. You.
Me. They want to see you get laid.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 They never do. I feel like people like watching the interaction.
I don't even necessarily think it's like to do with the actual person themselves.

Speaker 2 They don't have to be like the most famous person in the world or they don't they can be a complete unknown or whatever.

Speaker 2 It's like you're watching the interaction between me and the guest like the chemistry. I think people like that it's a date.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I feel like you often get a side to someone you haven't seen before through

Speaker 2 the format. Well not a sexy side like just do you think that like you're like a people like an avatar like what what percentage of your audience is male versus female?

Speaker 2 So it used to be way more male and now yeah because i think because the internet the internet yes and they can't even figure out computers

Speaker 2 who the men girls oh girls no i'm just kidding i'm kidding um and now it's more kind of 50-50. Did you just say I'm not in the camera? They don't know buttons.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because what I would imagine is that a girl is like, you're like an avatar for them. Like they're on a date with like

Speaker 2 a hunk. Yeah, yeah, I feel like they're like, I hope she gets it.
And then it's it's like, it's like they're getting it. But you even said you felt like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I was like, it's just like, I want to see what happens next.

Speaker 2 Same. Has something happened next? No.
No, it's be real. People like authenticity.
I'm being authentic. No, you're being brand neutral.
I'm being authentic. You've never

Speaker 2 gotten your back blown out after the. I'm sorry, that was rude of me to say.
You have, though. You should.
Why not?

Speaker 2 No one texts me afterwards. Spider-Man wanted you.

Speaker 2 no jack harlow was like

Speaker 2 he's like

Speaker 2 jack harlow have have you ever interviewed him you should uh i would love to interview him we're kind of the same guy you kind of a little bit yeah okay relax what do you mean relax me and jack harlow a little bit we have the same vibe we're just like

Speaker 2 maybe have the same like we're swagged out white boys

Speaker 2 yeah

Speaker 2 What so tell me more about the Jack Harlow date and why why you fumbled the bag on that one? Well, I thought I didn't, oh, I didn't, he said he likes brunettes. That doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 That's a negative. That does.
Come on. Can I give you some advice? Can I just be on set and just be like, just be like, that's an opening.
That's not a. That's a neg.

Speaker 2 That's a soft neg, too. He's not even like, you stink.
He's like, I prefer brunettes.

Speaker 2 I don't know why. I don't know why no one texts me back.
He was licking his lips. He was.

Speaker 2 Maybe they think it's just a show and it's not a date. Maybe they think it's.
No, but they're like actually by sorry. Oh my god.
17. iPhone's 17.
Got the orange. It's quite long.

Speaker 2 Is it longer? I don't measure it or anything.

Speaker 2 Is it doesn't it though?

Speaker 2 Oh boys, they got your invoices. You got paid.
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 Whatever, dude.

Speaker 2 What's up? What?

Speaker 2 Hello? Hello?

Speaker 2 Hey.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Is that your sister?

Speaker 2 Was that...

Speaker 2 No. No, it's your sister.
Was it your sister? Oh, give me a second. Okay.
I'm sorry. What time is it, Rita? Two.
So we have 30 minutes? Yeah. Alright, give me two.

Speaker 2 Okay, bye. No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 What? Shut up. What's up?

Speaker 2 It's not, it's a, I'm not doing a date, though. I know what the fuck I saw.
What are you talking about? I'm at work, work right now. That's the fuck.
That's the chicken. Angelica chicken.
I know.

Speaker 2 No, Amelia Vedilli. Whatever.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But please, I'm like working right up.

Speaker 2 You know, you have like no respect for like the...

Speaker 2 I don't care. You don't have respect for me.
What the fuck? No, this is like really embarrassing. I'm eating this nervously.
You brought cupcake. Let me smell your breath.
Let me smell your breath.

Speaker 2 No, it smells like a breath. Stop it.

Speaker 2 Stop it. Chicken.
Stop it. You were eating her out in front of all those people.
So her pussy doesn't taste like a chicken. It's ridiculous.
You're being funny. You're being that funny.

Speaker 2 Can I look? You brought cupcake? How the fuck would you deserve one of these? I told you I'd interview you. What are you arguing about? That's disgusting.
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 Shut up, my son. I'm gonna start hitting my cups.
It's really embarrassing.

Speaker 2 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Baby, baby, baby, baby.

Speaker 2 Sally.

Speaker 2 I'll call you after.

Speaker 2 No, no, I can't right now. We have like 30 minutes here.
What could you possibly be talking about? Idris Elba? Can I have the cupcakes? No, you fucking care. For the crew.
No,

Speaker 2 just please, just please.

Speaker 2 I have to go back to work.

Speaker 2 Literally, I'm successful, and you have no respect. You don't realize it at all.
Where do you do it? I paid for everything. I paid for these.
I'll call you in like 20 minutes.

Speaker 2 Goodbye.

Speaker 2 She brought cupcakes

Speaker 2 for everyone.

Speaker 2 She didn't know we were doing an interview. Hey.
Do you want to get... What is that? It's baked by Melissa.
I guess it's small cupcakes. Okay.

Speaker 2 They're Caleb's favorite. You want some? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's just... Can we keep going? Yeah.
Yeah, we got 30 minutes. 30 minutes? Okay.

Speaker 2 So you had a viral episode with Central C? Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine. You sure? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you want to take a bit long? Do you want to take a bit of time? No, we have 30 minutes.

Speaker 2 Then you have to go to friggin' Seth Meyers.

Speaker 2 You're more interested in other guys. No, I'm not.
I actually am not.

Speaker 2 So you had Central C on the show that went viral? What j what just happened?

Speaker 2 We have a picture of your episode with Central C? That's Biddy Einish. Oh, okay.
Alright.

Speaker 2 So yeah, well let's just keep going.

Speaker 2 Okay, are you sure? I'm sure, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 It's just crazy. Like, love is crazy.
Oh, so that wasn't, that was your sister, or is it your fiancée? So when was the first time you realized you're famous?

Speaker 2 Um.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, are you freaked out right now? No, no, I'm trying to think of when I was fit.

Speaker 2 I guess guess it's like it's the same thing as you, because you're on this fucking show, and you know, if someone sees you... What's happening?

Speaker 2 If your partner sees you on a fucking show, they're gonna... Sometimes they just...

Speaker 2 Adam, are you- She doesn't like it when girls come on, because they all fall in love with me.

Speaker 2 Your sister doesn't like it when girls come on because they fall in love with you. Exactly.
And because she's actually in love with you.

Speaker 2 So you had a controversial episode with radical punk rocker Maddie Healy. Do you want to talk about that a little bit? Shall we both talk about our controversial episodes of Maddie Healy?

Speaker 2 What do you say? I don't know. What?

Speaker 2 Huh?

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? Adam, Adam, I actually feel like we should hug or something.

Speaker 2 It's just, you know, they're your people. I just feel like there's this energy.

Speaker 2 Family is just like they're your people no matter what, you know? And family is, to me, the most important thing ever, unless I'm doing an interview. Yes.

Speaker 2 And then family is just the least important thing ever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you dated Elmo from Sesame Street? Did you know he was three and a half years old at the time? I did. Do you think that's a problematic age gap?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I think it's just the problem is the fur, to be honest, just gets everywhere. Okay,

Speaker 2 we're gonna play it, we're gonna do a segment. This is gonna be a refresh.

Speaker 2 Guys, everyone make some noise.

Speaker 2 This is gonna, I think this is gonna really bring the show back.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, this is really, that was really embarrassing.

Speaker 2 Okay, so I'm gonna show you a picture of someone, someone and you it's like a just a person you don't know and i want to know like your type or like would you go on a chicken date with this person chicken chicken okay okay so first person is this

Speaker 2 this guy so kind of a hunk

Speaker 2 kind of a haughty is he is he like an evil man

Speaker 2 I'm not polite. Are you going to be like, and it's actually Fidel Castro?

Speaker 2 Fidel Castro is cool. Oh, yeah, he is cool.
He was good at baseball. And he was, yeah.

Speaker 2 And he invented the Eurostone. To be fair, he's so hot.
This guy. This guy is hot.
He's very hot. This guy is hot.
And it's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. I knew it.

Speaker 2 I knew you would do something like this to me. Would you go on a chicken date with this guy? Who's that now?

Speaker 2 Go on. Who is it? It's a picture of a guy.
Who is it? Stalin. Do you just

Speaker 2 call

Speaker 2 on your iPad? No, it's a

Speaker 2 telemarketer.

Speaker 2 Take the call on your iPad because I want to see the visual of you on the iPad on the screen. Would you go on a date with this guy? No.

Speaker 2 Do you think he's unattractive or attractive? I think he's really ugly. Who is it? It's the BTK killer.

Speaker 2 Who's that? Would you go on a date with this guy?

Speaker 2 Someone's calling you again. Stop it.
Wait, who is calling you on the iPad? Okay, sorry. I didn't even know iPads could take calls.
Would you... Well, it's...
I don't know. Would you go on a...
Okay.

Speaker 2 Is that a giant iPad? Let's just get this show back on the road. Would you go on a date with this guy? Jimmy Savole.

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Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 so you consider yourself a bit of a hip-hop head? Oh, I can't. Wait, are you going to play a song because I'm going to have to guess what song it is? No.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I just want to know what your top five MCs are of all time.

Speaker 2 Skeptor.

Speaker 2 And he won't even notice you. I know.
And he won't even have me on.

Speaker 2 He's a fan of this, I think.

Speaker 2 I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 Do you have you rapped ever? Number one for me, Blazing Squad. Blazing Squad?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Go on. What's their song that they do?

Speaker 2 Every exchecking in the poor and rain. No, more trouble, mate.

Speaker 2 When I was 18, I found out about a British boy band of 17 children who did a cover of the Boat Thugs in Harmony. Is it a cover? Yeah, it's Bon Thugs in Harmony.

Speaker 2 I thought you have a hip-hop chicken show. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 I did not know this. It's 17 teenage children that do a cover of

Speaker 2 Crossroads by Bone Thugs. Oh my god, that's a cover.
And then my friends were like, yeah, like. Real quick, Amelia, can you move your hair? Oh, sorry.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can you move your hair? Thomas texted me about it. She went into our all-male workplace and now you're talking that way?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. Okay, well.
Okay. It's just family is.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Alright, can I just I want to know

Speaker 2 have you ever been hurt on a chicken date? Well like physically or emotionally? Emotionally I guess.

Speaker 2 Not really. Really? Well I've been.
I've been around the block, you know, myself. I know you have.
I know you've been around the block. I've been hurt.

Speaker 2 A lot of people I went on dates with, I found out they were later trying to promote some sort of British rap thing. Really? Yeah.
In what way? I don't know. Okay.
Does that ever happen to you?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's almost like every time I go on a date, someone's trying to like sell their movie or like their song or something. And it's like...

Speaker 2 I wish they were just there for me. You went on a date with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, a two-man.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Are you aware in the states we call that the devil's three-way?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I just hate her.

Speaker 2 Why'd she do that? Why? Because

Speaker 2 you keep making all of these like...

Speaker 2 Why don't you show your feet to me? Why don't you show your feet in the episodes? What is this? Can you...

Speaker 2 Why don't we see what's happening under the table? I want to be friends with you. Why don't we make a show called Chicken Feet? And it's just the same interview.

Speaker 2 Have you ever had a chicken foot? Because my friend ate one recently and it came in a little

Speaker 2 plastic packet.

Speaker 2 It was a little plastic packet and it had a chicken foot. Yeah, yeah.
I think it was. It's a delicacy.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Delicacy.
It sounds disgusting. Sounds like a...

Speaker 2 Wait, so are we friends now? Yeah, we are friends. I think we're friends.

Speaker 2 But you're also friends with every other one of the interview people. Yeah, because I think it's nice to have some kind of...
We should start a union.

Speaker 2 Would you be down to start a union? No, I'm not. Me, you, Zewe, Z-Way, Z-Way, Sean, Sean, and Sean Elaine.
Sean Evans, and Caleb. Sean Evans.
Oh, Captain America? Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Shannon Sharp, should we let him? Who else could we have? Club.

Speaker 2 Kelly Clarkson?

Speaker 2 She has a YouTube talk show? No, but she does have a talk show. Would you let Bill Maher in a.
I don't know who that is. You mentioned him earlier.
I don't know who that is. I gotta show you.

Speaker 2 You don't know who Bill Maher is? No, Bill Murray, I know Bill Murray. Bill Maher?

Speaker 2 This guy?

Speaker 2 Not really. Apparently, biggest dick in Hollywood.
Really? Yeah, like to the knee, apparently. Oh, okay.
That's why you talked about it. Oh, I thought you meant just like a bad person.
Oh, both.

Speaker 2 Yeah, both. In fact, both, yeah.

Speaker 2 It would be a disability, really.

Speaker 2 You could get benefits. A huge penis? Yeah, like it would be a disability.
I have a huge penis friend, and he told me that, like, he walks a lonely road. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He said, like, sometimes they have to go to the hospital. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's not good. And I'm like, I'm, that's, wow.
Medium size is bad.

Speaker 2 Poor guy. He's like, I'll never say that.
See, Adam, if you had a massive dick, you would hate it. What do you mean, if?

Speaker 2 What do you mean, if?

Speaker 2 So you, you.

Speaker 2 Saying if.

Speaker 2 It's true. Girls like it when it's not.
Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 you have nothing to worry about unless it's really tiny.

Speaker 2 What? Unless it's really tiny. No.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 what what are we talking about i thought we were talking about chicken we are i thought we were talking about chicken do you ever worry that your addiction to fried foods will cause you to die earlier yes fans obviously have a parasocial relationship to people that get famous online right yeah there have got there have to be people that are just like that is my dream girl yeah there has to be have you met any

Speaker 2 yeah well apart from right now i just started watching chicken chicken what and also you have your thing with central C. I don't want to get in the middle of it.
Okay. And also, I...

Speaker 2 I'm not interested. And also, my sister is mad at me right now.
Oh.

Speaker 2 I'm not interested either. Yeah, I know you're a gimmick on your show.
I'm on a date. I love you.
And then they say, I love you. You're not vague.
And then you say,

Speaker 2 no, you say, I love you. And then the guy says, I love you.
And then you say, hey, slow down, Buster. And then he sits there and he's like, I'm such a loser.
I'm toxic.

Speaker 2 But it is cool that you convince famous people, like, oh, I'm a loser. I don't think they think I'm a loser.
Do you think I think I'm a loser?

Speaker 2 No, the the guy always think no you you like uh you son famous guys sun

Speaker 2 uh uh

Speaker 2 dunk

Speaker 2 dunk

Speaker 2 come on come on help you uh

Speaker 2 a pocket pocket put them in my pocket yeah like a poly pocket I don't

Speaker 2 you um

Speaker 2 you do you like a

Speaker 2 I don't know

Speaker 2 what is Engl can you Google English goal you goal you You goal them. You goal them.
I own them. You hit a worldy

Speaker 2 masterclass tears in my eyes.

Speaker 2 What's the most evil offer you've ever gotten?

Speaker 2 Evil offer. Yeah, I'm sure like brands come to you or like terrible celebrities or politicians or something.

Speaker 2 What stands out as just the worst crap you've ever seen? And you're like, I would rather kill myself.

Speaker 2 To be the face of chicken jerky. Really? Did you even know chicken jerky was a thing? No, but now that you say it,

Speaker 2 I'm trying to have it. Just hearing you say the words.
Chicken jerky. You've influenced me.
Because apparently, like, beef jerky or something is really popular in America.

Speaker 2 Why are you looking with that face? Because I just don't.

Speaker 2 We don't drink. We don't eat jerky in the UK.
Jerky. Yeah, you eat freaking

Speaker 2 turtles. We don't eat jerky, okay? You eat jerky.
And you guys love your jerky, and apparently, there's a gap in the market for chicken jerky. Wait, how long has it been now? There's one.

Speaker 2 Like, come on. Like, how long has it been? From what?

Speaker 2 Like, people aren't gonna watch this on you have eight more we edit the show have you ever been at a pitch meeting where you tell like executives storytelling?

Speaker 2 Oh, I love that word. I'm a storyteller.
I love that word. I'm a storyteller.
You're a storyteller. I'm a storyteller.
Oh, you crush pitches. Yeah.
They're like

Speaker 2 no

Speaker 2 Thomas.

Speaker 2 No guys.

Speaker 2 Um

Speaker 2 I guess um

Speaker 2 have you ever shown up for a date and the pics were different?

Speaker 2 Yes, yeah,

Speaker 2 you're like you looked good in the pics, but in real life I feel like my hair has gone onto your

Speaker 2 head.

Speaker 2 What is even going on? Sorry. So look rank these people.
Z-Way, Charlie Rose. Who's Charlie Rose? He's great.
Caleb Presley, Hot Ones Guy, Unk,

Speaker 2 Shannon Sharp. You sound like you're depleted.
Adam Treelin. Because it's just, we've had a lot.
We've gone through a lot of things. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 I'm saying we should end this soon because it's been going on for ages. Now you're just rambling on with these new things we want to do.
We're doing the show.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm doing the show right now, dude.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just returning your call.
Oh, I gotta show you this short story that I found. We're doing the show.
Can you

Speaker 2 hang up the iPad?

Speaker 2 Hang up the iPad.

Speaker 2 What are you up to, dude?

Speaker 2 I'm just

Speaker 2 hanging out right now.

Speaker 2 Adam, Adam, we're recording the show. You got a call back.
Can you just please? It's a big day for him. All right, I love you, dog.
Yeah, I love you, too. I'll talk to you soon.
Alright, bye, guy.

Speaker 2 Bye. Bye.
That's my friend Steven. Cool.

Speaker 2 So do you consider the show to be a type of sexual awakening for you? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Have you ever slid off the damn chair? Yeah. Did you have any questions for me? No, we need to wrap it up now.
We need to stop. Don't.
No, I know. We're out of town.
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