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Part 2: NBA Trade Team Grades With Rob Mahoney and Wosny Lambre. Plus, Super Bowl LIX Million-Dollar Picks.

February 06, 2025 1h 31m
In Part 2 of our NBA trade deadline special, The Ringer’s Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney, and Wosny Lambre share some lingering thoughts right after the deadline, plus more on the Luka Doncic trade, including two appearances from "Conspiracy Bill." They also talk about who the odd teams out in the Western Conference playoff race will be, grade the teams who made trades, and more (1:52). Finally Bill reveals his Million-Dollar Picks for Super Bowl LIX (1:10:45). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Rob Mahoney and Wosny Lambre Producers: Kyle Crichton and Steve Ceruti The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And sometimes it's just one

of those weeks. I really wanted to do a podcast on Tuesday night.
I thought Durant was getting

traded to Golden State. So I paused it and then the window passed and we ended up doing a two-parter

for today. This is part two.
now officially. It's 12.01.
PT. And we're going to talk a lot about the Lakers down the road once we know all the trades.
The big thing we're waiting... Oh, there's been another trade.
Shom says Indiana trading James Wiseman and Cash to the Toronto Raptors. He can't walk.
He blew out his Achilles. So that's our first one.
But we're on Grizzlies watch now because they're clearly up to something they're dumping salary and creating cap room for some reason and roster spots it feels like is it Cam Johnson maybe? they've been linked to Cam Johnson for sure he makes a lot of sense for them what's your Cam Johnson feelings? very much like him as a player I think he has been now appropriately placed now that we've had the Luka craziness, we've had De'Aaron Fox, we've had Jimmy Butler, everything has cooled down. Cam Johnson is a really good player who could help a bunch of different teams, including the Memphis Grizzlies.
And now that is the context in which he lives. Yeah, he's not the kind of guy that you just stick him on a great wing and think, oh, it's going to be fine.
He's not. The D part of the 3 and D is.
No. I think we finally, like, let it go.
He shoots the hell out of the ball. Variety of ways to get his shot off, which I think is going to be important for Memphis.
And he's respectable on defense. I like that we're putting him in the Grizzlies now.
This is fun. Yeah, I think Memphis, he's going to help them with shooting.
If that happens. Well, but this is the kind of thing where I don't know to what extent these conversations could be linked, but if the Bucs could have gotten in on Cam Johnson instead of Kyle Kuzma, that's the kind of fit it honestly might be.
Too high. Brooklyn just doesn't trade anymore.
Kuzma's been kicking ass this year. You guys are going to ruin a day.
You laughed about the Kyle Kuzma deal. I mean, when you can get a minus 59 plus minus in one game, you've really accomplished something.
I have a quick Nets take before we find out the rest of their trades. Do they really need to do anything else? I kind of like Cam Johnson.
I kind of like Nick Claxton. They're going to suck anyway.
They're going to be a bottom 10 team, which is their goal. And why not just keep those guys and keep them as assets for the summer? I'd rather do that.
I don't think there's a tremendous amount of urgency. I think they do have the option to play out some things.
There are a couple of guys, like Cam Thomas is sort of the one that comes to mind. Do you really want to be paying free agent Camp Thomas? Probably not.
But he's also a tougher sell for a lot of different teams in the first place. He has his own injury concerns that winning teams that are trying to contend right now might not want to take a flyer on something like that.
So the guys that I look at for Brooklyn are more like, oh, is there not a way you can flip D'Lo again? Is there not a market for Camp Thomas? How do you really feel about De'Ron Sharp? Why not? D'Lo and Schroeder, they're just trading them for each other. Waz, I don't want to bring this up because I don't want to spoil the mood because we're having a good time.
I know Ben Simmons being traded on trade deadline as an expiring contract was a dream for you. And it feels like the dream is dying right now, what would have been your dream Ben Simmons team? The dream Ben Simmons team.
To the team that gets him and is like, I don't know. We'll see what he has.
Maybe he could be an asset. Who are those teams? It's got to be like a Charlotte.
It's got to be a Portland. It's got to be a team that's like going absolutely nowhere fast.
You can't break up Portland right now. They're on fire.
Who is the team that says, Ben Simmons, let's take a flyer on this? I was thinking with Charlotte just losing their mind, he would have been a fun LaMelo ball kind of combo. I mean, they got time to kill at this point.
They got so much time. Can I share something

kind of funny with you guys?

After all of these moves,

the Wizards are now

officially over the first apron.

I mean,

when you have a chance

to really pay out the nose

for a roster,

that is technically true

at the moment.

Just because they wanted

to acquire 100 second round picks?

Took on a bunch of picks,

took on a bunch of money.

Congratulations to the Wizards

for winning the first apron championship.

And if you're over the first apron,

what does that do exactly?

For them, basically nothing at the moment. It just kind of limits the ways in which you can acquire players.
And I think by the time that the summer rolls over, enough of that money will come off that it won't prevent them from getting somebody in a sign and trade or something like that. Apparently, Sham said on TV that they are not moving Kevin Durant, the Suns.
I wonder if they were ever really interested in moving Kevin Durant. And I wonder if anyone in Ishbia's conference room was like, we're going to trade Kevin Durant and get Jimmy Butler back? What are we doing? No, I don't think that was ever...
Why are we doing that? That seemed like a pipe dream for the Heat. If that could never be connected.
I think that was the Golden State trade, though. That was their attempt, was to make it a three-.
But I think I think if he wanted to go to Golden State I think that trade was probably happening in some form and it was Phoenix was getting Butler and some maybe the protected pick from Golden State or whatever else. But if you are Phoenix as part of that that's what we're saying like the Beal for Butler conversation makes sense.
The Durant lose Kevin Durant and replace him with Jimmy Butler

does not work.

I think they were going to do it though.

Which if I was a Suns fan,

I would just be alarmed.

I think they should be alarmed

for many reasons.

Yeah.

You know, Rob, that's a great point.

The Suns fans,

the alarms are going off.

Either way,

we do not have,

the Knicks are not making a trade.

So, all right.

So, let's start the Lakers part

of this conversation

and then if anything else happens, we'll just

audible and stop and keep going.

So, the Lakers trade

connect.

I don't know if he's going to

get a 30 for 30 for his 50 Laker

games or what's going to happen, but it was

a rollercoaster ride. He seemed like

the steal of the draft. I think I have

a podcast somewhere where I was

Thank you. a 30 for 30 for his 50 Laker games or what's going to happen.
But it was a rollercoaster ride. He seemed like the steal of the draft.
I think I have a podcast somewhere where I was shitting on Miami for taking wear over Kinect. It's probably somewhere in my archives.
Let's just delete that. But so they turn Kinect, Cam Reddish, who I think is just 24 years old for the next 10 years.
I don't know if he ages. And then a 20-31 first and a swap.
And they bring Mark Williams back. The swap, whatever.
Is Charlotte ever going to have? Yeah. Come on.
And then the 20-31 first for a team that is almost definitely going to have Luka Doncic on it. Maybe.
Probably. Probably.
At 31 years old, probably.

I'm not doing backflips about that.

Why would they trade Mark Williams,

a young center who has really played well the last six weeks?

Is this offer just too good to refuse?

What was it?

I really like Mark Williams, the basketball player.

Mark Williams, the injury risk scares the hell out of me. You mean the 85 career games in three years? He has played less than 40% of his games in three years.
And he's had like three ankle things. He's had a back thing.
Broke his thumb, not his fault. The back thing was probably the most concerning.
Then they said he had some sort of foot issue that they feel good about. So that's the risk.
It's one of these things where I get why Charlotte would look at this offer and say, you know what, maybe we just get out of the Mark Williams business. We like him.
We like what he's brought. We like his potential.
But ultimately maybe he's just too risky. And between connecting the pick and the swap, that's enough value.
And I also honestly do get it from the Lakers. They're not going to have many chances to take swings on players this young and this promising.
Cheap contract, like five, six million. But it's going to come up sooner than you think because he's already been in the league and hurt for so long.
And he's going to be just a hell of a lob target for Luka Doncic. Just an incredible finisher, already a pretty good rebounder, really needs to figure it out defensively.
But as far as a team that can grow and build around Luka, that's a great place to start. So we know this because we're on the West Coast.
The East Coast teams that start playing at 4 o'clock in the afternoon here, and you're like, oh, basketball's on. And then it's like Pistons, Hornets, Wizards, Hornets.
Literally the games. And for whatever reason, most of the bad teams this year in the East, and those are the teams playing at 4 o'clock.
So there's some people probably talking out of their ass about Mark Williams, but I think we've all probably watched him. And I've definitely watched the Hornets recently and noticed how good Mark Williams was.
And there was a Denver game. Jokic got all his stats, but Mark Williams was also getting stats.
And I liked him coming out of college. I think one of the reasons they traded Nick Richards was they felt like he was ready to be a guy.
He was a guy. He was a lob guy.
Who knows with the defense? He's been on bad teams. We have no idea.
Lob guy gets 20-12 basically every night and is exactly the kind of guy the Lakers needed. I thought it was a good trade.
They gave up a lot, but I liked it. I'm a little bit more lukewarm on it just because I think the price was high in terms of that 2031.
Everybody's like looking at that as the one. And that is kind of their one shot was like, I guess they still have Austin Reeves.
They could move Reeves at some point, but connect and the pick. And I guess to some extent the swap, were their primary catalyst.
So I think that was pretty high. And I think with Luka building around him, I think you should be thinking defense first.
And Mark Williams is an offense first player. We get it.
He's a huge guy. He's in the Rudy Gobert category in terms of length and size and all of that stuff.
But he has never shown to be like a great defensive kind of guy in his limited availability. You know why he's never shown it? Because he's played 85 games.
That's fair. And that's the thing.
It all makes sense. And that's the thing.
Like maybe he's going to turn into this defensive monster, this rim protecting beast that he hasn't shown yet because he does have the tools. He's not very mobile.
But I just think with Luka, you should be thinking defense first and offense. Like with Luka, you just don't have to be that great in order to make it work around everything that he does.
And so that's the only he's like seven feet 250. Yeah.
And a crazy athlete, like really, really athletic. And most importantly, he is not Jackson Hayes.
So huge upgrade right out of the gate. As you guys know, you guys know it's I have to always do a disclaimer I hate the Lakers and I don't want them to succeed I saw this trade I thought they gave up a lot for a guy who we don't even has not even played 100 career games yet but deep down I was like fuck Mark Williams is good he's a good player and I was just the Celtics me was like, fuck.
That guy, so now I think about the Lakers in a series and I really want to talk about this. Yeah.
Size, they're going to play with a certain pace with Luke and LeBron. Oh, slow.
It's going to be slow, methodical. They're going to be big.
And it's the kind of team if I'm OKC, I'm not pumped about playing. A team that's going to be able to try to dictate the pace against us, that's going to throw big bodies all over the place.
And it's like, we're going to take Mark Williams out. Now all of a sudden we have LeBron, Luka, and Rui Hachimura as their bigs.
They're always going to have size and length. Basically everywhere except the point guard position.
But I don't think in the playoffs... Even at the point.
Austin Reeves is a big point, or Luka, whoever you want to consider to be the point guard. And in the playoffs, Luka just might be the point guard.
They might just be Luka, LeBron, two wings, and Mark Williams, and that's their crunch time lineup. I'd be really scared of this team in the playoffs.
The only thing about the Lakers is you do have to think about the defense because it's like, is LeBron guarding threes full time? You got Luka as a defender. He doesn't guard one, two, three, four, or fives.
You got Austin Reeves. And you got Mark Williams.
It's not the greatest defensive situation happening there, but Luka and LeBron figuring out your little postseason defense, that's scary. Yeah, when people try to zag on the trade, like how are those guys going to play together? They both have the ball all the time.
And it's like, I'm positive they're going to figure this out. I'm not worried about it.
Who has the smallest guy in them? You or me? Oh, you do. Alright, you're going to have the ball now.
Also, low-key, Luka, I thought was a pretty good sport about playing off the ball more this season in general. It actually started to make some meaningful improvement in that part of his game.
LeBron can obviously do it. These are brilliant players.
It's not going to be a problem in terms of the offense. And you're right.
The thing that we talked about is maybe the most important skill set in basketball is how do you break down half-court defense? And can you score one-on-one against anybody? They have guys who can do that at an incredibly high level.

Two of the most brilliant basketball players

of this century.

They're now together.

They have a team that the worries were,

we don't have enough size.

How are we going to guard people?

You know, Vanderbilt.

Finney Smith.

Yeah, Vanderbilt, Finney Smith.

They'll always be like,

all right, if we're playing some hot wing

in a playoff series,

do we have somebody that we can at least cover them with?

They have that.

I don't think they're going to be able to guard point guards at all So pick a point guard That guy's dusting them That you don't play a team that wants to spread you out Because again LeBron, Luka getting spread out But first two runs in the playoffs It's like 3-4 It really doesn't get to conference finals When it's every other day And I think they could make the conference finals It's like three, four. It really doesn't get to a conference finals

when it's every other day.

And I think they could make

the conference finals.

I can't believe

how things have flipped.

It makes me want to

pull one of my kidneys out

and whip it against

the fucking wall.

But they're going to be

really hard to play.

And if I look at OKC,

number one,

who's number two

for playoffs,

who has the ability

to do this? The Lakers are the first choice. Denver's still my first choice, but again, you're going to have to pry Denver out of my cold, dying hands, right? So maybe they're 2B.
Yeah, Lakers, Denver, 2A, 2B. Houston is so young.
The offense is like, you still got to make shots. The Grizzlies are sure.
No, the Grizzlies. Come on, guys.
I think the Grizzlies are very sure No the Grizzlies

Come on guys

I think the Grizzlies are gonna be really good

Even in a playoff

They have lots of proof

As all these teams do

The Lakers included

Like we need to have the Lakers guard

And I'm telling you

Ja is taking all his time off

He's saving his body

I hope you're right

I hope you're right

That's where

That's where my train gets off

The Grizzlies?

No with the Ja thing

I just

He's just not playing basketball now

Got you

And

It feels like they're beholden

Thank you. that's where my train gets off.
The Grizzlies? No, with the jaw thing. He's just not playing basketball now.

Got you.

And it feels like they're beholden to him

and the potential of what he can do,

but he's just not doing it regularly.

And so I think that's probably the team

that has the upside ceiling.

Yes, they could.

But if I'm just betting,

I'm taking Denver and the Lakers are the two.

Another Laker thing with this trade, I think they're betting majorly on free agency in 2026. And I looked at it.
It is a blank. You can look it up.
It's like a bunch of older guys. And the number one prize is Jaron Jackson, which I'm not doing.
I'm not doing that. I'm not putting the Laker jersey on Jaron Jackson.
I'm just saying LeBron might be done. I'm just saying LeBron might be done.
Obviously, he's 50. He grew up a Laker fan.
Is it one of those? No, no, no. I'm just saying he is the main target of pretty much every team in the league at this point.
But I think that's why they did the smart trade, though, because I think Memphis is trying to give him a massive extension. By the way, he might be an all NBA guy.
Yeah. I think he's in the running for it.
Yeah. Like he could be of tremendous season, but the rest of the guys in 2026, which I think the Lakers are also banking on that.
They're going to bring in a major talent in 2026 as well. That summer.
Yeah. Let's take a, we'll take a quick break for the podcast.
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I'm going to read you

the Western Conference odds. OKC is plus 105.
Who do you think is the number two best odds in the West right now? Probably the Lakers, just because everyone bets on the Lakers, I would think. What do you have, Wes? I would go Memphis.
So Denver is second and six to one. Who do you think is number three? I'm assuming it's...
I'm just going to keep saying the Lakers until they show up. Lakers plus 750.
So basically what we said before, the gambling public also agrees. Grizzlies are fourth.
People seen that Luka trade and just said, yeah, I need it. Grizzlies fourth at 11-1.

Houston, I'm sorry, Clippers 16-1.

And this is to win the West?

Win the West.

The Clippers are above the Rockets to win the West?

18-1.

You know why they're above the Rockets?

Because everyone's seen these fucking crunch time Fred VanVleet plays.

Nobody can watch them anymore.

How many terrible step back threes can you have in one season? Leave Fred alone. How many? I like Fred, but how is that your offense in the game? It shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be. He's turned out to be quite critical to making them functional balls.
Do they draw those up in the huddle? I'm thinking Fred's step back three again. We're only down two.
He's miscast in his role as number one crunch time offense guy. I think he thinks he's the guy on the team

though. But often like

who is going to create? I'm just

spreading the floor for Thompson and just get

to the basket somehow. Maybe that's where they get

to. Just get to the basket.
He may can't

he's not going to bring himself to be

like a men Thompson is now

our freaking crunch time scorer.

Or Jalen Green. One of those guys.
Spread the floor for

one of them. Jalen Green is the one post up Shen Goon.

You lost me at Jalen Green. Look he's had

great moments. Rob has hated Jalen Green.
I'm just going to

Thank you. our freaking crunch time score.
Or Jalen Green, one of those guys. Spread the floor for Warner Brothers.
Jalen Green is the one post-up Shen Goon. You lost me at Jalen Green.
Look, he's had great moments. Rob has hated Jalen Green.
I'm just going to the basket over the Fred Bambead step back. I can't do it again.
I feel that. I feel that.
I think Amen right now is thriving in chaos. Anytime the floor is unstable, unbalanced, unsettled, he's so good.
Set half-court defense coming out of a timeout. Drive with a guy right in your face.
Not quite his game yet.

Houston 18-1, Golden State 20-1.

Minnesota 23-1.

Interesting, because they have a chance to be a top five team.

I want to say this too.

There's a difference, I would say, between the odds to win the West and the odds to also make the conference finals alongside the Thunder.

I don't think Memphis can beat OKC

in a way that you can talk yourself into the Lakers.

You can talk yourself into Denver.

You can see the way their advantages profile.

The size advantage.

And the sort of mind advantage.

Of you know.

Executing this really young team.

Who still only ever done the second round.

Last year.

You can see Memphis is not going to have.

The IQ advantage in any series. see Memphis is not going to have the IQ advantage in any series that they're in.

It's just not going to be the case.

They're super young and relying on dudes

that have never been there.

I haven't done a podcast since

Sunday night with Goldsberry.

And definitely not since the press

conference, which I know, I think you guys talked

about. Didn't you guys think we did?

The Nico Harrison press conference? No, the Luka press conference. Oh, sure, yeah.
Actually, we didn't talk about that. You didn't talk about that? No.
You want to talk leather jackets or what? What do you want to go? Obviously, like you guys, talking a lot about this Luca trade the last few days. So if you're in the room with Nico Harrison and he brings, first of all, let's live in the facade of the world where nobody knew about this trade, except Nico Harrison, the Mavs owner, Jeannie Buss and Polinka.
We'll, we'll, we'll be in that pretend world where LeBron didn't know and, and Rich Paul didn't know and Jason Kidd didn't know. Let's, we'll be in that pretend world that didn't actually exist.
And you're actually in the room and Nico Harrison is like, getting close, we might do this. Did anyone around him at some point say, don't do this.
You're going to trade Luka to the Lakers. All the things that frustrate you about him, all you're doing is putting a giant fucking chip on his shoulder and he's going to turn into Liam Neeson in the second half of Taken and be fucking awesome for the Lakers.
You have to factor that in the trade. You're not trading this guy now who has 280 pounds in December.
And, you know, he's kind of, maybe he's kind of a dick to people. Who knows? Who knows what the reasons are? But just, this is what, this is what will be the result of the trade is this fucking maniac on the Lakers trying to get his vengeance year after year on you and the Mavs.
Don't do this. I don't think anyone said that to him.
I think the Luka having issues with his body and his conditioning. He's 25.
It bothers people who Jason Kidd, who was a great player himself, been around greatness, hyper-competitive guy. Yo, talk about calling Luka out.
Nobody in the history of Luka's career has done more publicly to call Luka out. I remember him saying, I'm not the savior.
I'm not the one who people call the savior of the franchise. Like Jason Kidd and Nico Harrison, who again is a big Kobe guy.
And you think about the way Kobe comported himself and took his superstardom so seriously. Eventually came to comport himself.
Didn't start out that way. Sure.
The revisionist history. We've just thrown out the entire mid 2000s.
But that's the thing though. Like he was around Kobe when he was that maniacal person.
I think there's just like boy king factor where you just feel like we can't get Luka to do these things now. Why wouldn't we guarantee him $350 million is he going to do it? Because he's Luka Doncic? Because he's off to one of the best five starts in the first seven years? I'm playing devil's advocate here.
I could see a bunch of hyper-competitive people being like, this guy's just the next Embiid. He's never going to do the requisite things to get his body in check.
He's never going to actually be on the floor for us. We get it.
He took us to the finals, but he just doesn't care enough about this extra stuff. And so let's get out of this business.
I don't agree. That's just, it's such a narrow view of what greatness looks like of that.
It basically has to look like Kobe Bryant's like basically fake work. I don't, I disagree.
Look at Steph Curry, look at LeBron, look at Jokic. He look at what he did to get his condition and all of his stuff right.
Like the best players actually do this. I don't disagree with you, but like you could look at at janice's injury history and that's a guy who takes great care of himself who puts incredible work on his game on his body some guys get hurt and some guys get hurt for reasons that have nothing really to do with whatever their conditioning is or whatever state their body is in and honestly the problem with the mb comp and it's come up a lot like this is sort of the primary defense you hear is a Joel Embiid comparison for Luka Doncic.
He plays half

of the games in his career. Also

Luka at his

best is better than Joel Embiid

has ever been and he has done more in the

playoffs than Joel Embiid has ever done. And went to the finals

nine months ago. Nine months ago.
That's the

thing. Going to the finals

is the thing for me. It's like he's put

it on the floor.

That he has it in him to carry a team to the freaking finals. He's 25.
He's 25. He's not the person, human being slash work ethic guy he's going to be.
We've seen people, I know I made a shitload of mistakes in my mid-20s. I'm sure you guys did too.
Things you would take back. We've seen it with athletes over and over again, including Kobe Bryant, by the way.
Mid-20s aren't, if the talent is there and the competitiveness is there, which it has been the entire time with this dude, and your only thing is, I wish he was in better shape. I wish maybe he treated people around here a little bit better.
Those aren't real reasons to trade him.

And I just think they did him the all-time favor.

You can see in the press conference, he looked miserable.

He looked shell-shocked.

He looked like he couldn't believe this happened.

And I just think maybe it's because I'm older and I've been down this road a few times in sports.

I would bet anything he's going to be awesome in the Lakers. I just think he's...
I would bet anything

he's going to be awesome on the Lakers.

I just think this is the kind of thing

sometimes guys need.

It's like the cattle prong.

And that's it.

And again, the Mavericks have effectively bet,

not just by trading away Luka,

but by bringing back a Lakers pick

as the primary future return of the deal,

that this will not work.

Or that he's going to leave.

Or that he's going to leave.

I think both of those things are bad bets. And to put yourself in L Luca's shoes.
Oh, no. Oh, boy.
Oh, my God. Conspiracy bill is back.
It's almost like they think he's headed somewhere in the summer of 2026. And that's why they wanted that 20...
But also, both they and Luca have said... It's almost like they're...
It's... It's almost like they know something.
Nico Harrison is now on the record as saying there was no indication that Luka, from him or any of his representatives, would not have taken the Supermax. But he's kind of talked out of both sides of his mouth on the Supermax.
Luka also basically laughed at the question when it was presented to him. Did you ever say that you were not going to take the Supermax? Why would he turn down over $100 million to continue playing for the team that he just took to the NBA Finals? So, a couple guys have done it.
Because he likes Florida? Maybe. No one likes it that much.
AD asked for his trade before he could sign his big Supermax in New Orleans. Kawhi did it to San Antonio.
So there are guys who have done it before. There's no indication that Luka was headed down that path.
This is the thing. We have no evidence.
We have so little evidence or justification for this trade. You have to invent reasons why it could be valid.
Also, our memories are kind of short, because remember before the Gafford deal, the P.J. Washington deal, that was like a big part of the chatter around Luka.
Dallas needs to do something right now to prove to Luka Doncic that he needs to stay here. So it wasn't that long ago.
Yeah, but that's like the lazy NBA discourse. I don't know, man.
I think it was people that were plugged in were like, they need to prove they just got that they're building a winner. That was a big part of the combo.
Is it possible Luka's just not from this country and sometimes an organization of mostly American people that couldn't really get a handle on a guy from Slovenia? Like, does it seem like Denver has a handle on Jokic? I mean, Nicole Jokic could retire this summer and I wouldn't be surprised by it. If you talk to anybody who is even remotely associated with the Nuggets, they're like, that guy can fucking retire in two months and none of us would be shocked.
And his jersey would go up in the rafters and still be one of the greatest players of all time. We're doing the two Eastern block guys.
But I'm saying, obviously, there was a disconnect with the organization and player. Sure.
And it's come out ever since.

And they had no problem. Yeah.
Especially when they realized how unpopular the trade was. They had no problem leaking stuff out left and right, including stuff I'm not going to say in the pod.
But the fact that they kept this trade secret because they knew their fans were going to be so upset about it. Yeah.
that the moment it leaked, there was going to be such a reaction against it that the owners would have backed out. Should tell you you're making the wrong trade.
Probably should. That's all I need to know.
It's like, hey, we have to keep this between us. It can't get out.
Why can't it get out? What would be the bad thing about it getting out? Because then more teams would offer stuff for Luka Doncic. No, it can't get out because you don't want the Mavs fan base to have a riot outside the arena.
Here's the thing. Again, I personally would have signed the guy, then tried to move him.
If I hated his professional work habits so much, that's what I think they should have did. However, if you are of the mind, you put together a team that went to the finals last year.
You have a guy who cannot play. And you think if you bring in an all NBA level player that you are going to continue to be a championship worthy type of squad.
I don't agree, but I don't think it's the craziest thing that you could say. It is a little bit if you put the ages of those players into the conversation.
If you're prioritizing this year, looping Luka and his agent and everybody in does not help you. They start telling teams, no, don't do it.
No, don't. It actually does start to...
It's like the Anthony Davis New Orleans thing. It actually does start to handicap the amount of teams you can go about moving to.
So if you're going on Nico Harrison's idea of how good Dallas could be this year, it actually makes sense. I just think he's wrong.
He's going to be in France with David Kahn in like two years. That's where it's headed for him.
What gets me about this is you don't trade Luka Doncic, period. That's a failure.
The decision to trade him because you don't like what basically are these puffs of smoke about his work habits and his conditioning, not real actual basketball factors. Well, and then also in the finals last year when Windhorst had the rant after game three because Luka acted immaturely and cost him the game.
He has those moments. That absolutely happens.
The real thing that's a part of his game. I still would not trade him for any of those reasons.
If you did decide to trade him, keeping it secret, not lobbying offers, and I hear you that for this season that would be complicated, so play out this season, a season in which Luka Doncic is going to be a better basketball player than Anthony Davis provided that he's healthy and back on the court. Play it out, and then once you get him under contract for the Supermax, ask for offer.
But then that becomes another thing. You can't bring Luka Doncic back after you put him on the trade market if your assumption is that he wants to leave then it's all part of the same process it's a scare tactic can we bring back in conspiracy bills one more time so it's getting a workout today so the Mavs Cuban sells the team which was fishy to begin with he was always like I'm Mavs owner for life then all of a sudden he's like yeah I'm selling sells it to this this Vegas group that has gambling ties all this stuff the league green lights it did the league say this is why conspiracy bill is sometimes he's on crack did the league say we'll green light we'll, we'll green light the team, but you got to trade Luca to the Lakers in two years.
So, so that's, that's, this is coming from a place of deep hurt. I can tell conspiracy bill also wearing green.
This is Q done. Bill is here.
That is another part of this. That's like Mavs ownership group is completely out to lunch on this.
Or are they? Or they have a lunch. How do you put your stamp of approval on this? Or are they hoping they just swap teams with the Vegas expansion in a couple years and get the F out of Dallas? Vegas in terms of a market is not even close to Dallas.
Not even comparable market sizes. No.
Planet. Vegas need to be compared themselves to Memphis.
It's funny that this trade happened five days ago and we're still struggling to understand a reason. We're at the level of looking at the Texas state legislative calendar to figure out when betting should become legal.
You realize what's going to happen? Like five days from now, seven days from now, Luka's going to have like 59 points In a game And people are going to be like What just happened? How did we allow this trade? We're going to move into that Have you seen the Anthony Edwards sound? Where he's just like guys He kicked our asses to get to the finals This guy is a stone cold killer Yeah. Yeah.
That's Anthony Edwards. I want to trade Locke.
If this guy can be traded, like, bro, please don't trade me. If you can trade Luka Doncic.
So his next game's, so if he comes back Saturday, and I'm sure he's being a minister. I believe he's expected to come back Saturday at this point.
But figure, so rest of the schedule is Indiana, Utah, at Utah Utah, home Charlotte, February 19th. That has 70 written all over it.
At Portland, at Denver, home Dallas. Oh my god.
Home Dallas. I think they have two games left.
So February 25th, Dallas. And then Minnesota Clippers.
He's going to have like 59 in one of those. There's to be a game when we just all Lose our minds that this happened

By the way he had a tough start to the season

For Luka standards

Yeah felt like he wasn't

You know didn't come to camp

And you know a lot of two guys

Best shape of my life blah blah blah

10% body fat

We didn't hear any of those rumors about Luka

Coming into camp

But the tough start is 28-8-8

That's the tough start for Luka Doncic

33-9-9 in the conference

for the show. We didn't hear any of those rumors about Luka coming into camp.
But the tough start is 28-8-8. Yeah.
That's the tough start for Luka Doncic. That's garbage production.
33-9-9 in the conference finals last year. What are we doing? What are we doing? He got traded to the Lakers.
Oh, God. My dad called me the next because he was asleep when the trade happened.
My dad was terrible. Was he miserable? He was terrified of Luka in the finals, and he hates Lakers more than I do.
He said he got all these texts and he woke up the next day and thought we made a trade to the Celtics and then saw that was a trade. He was like, how did they not stop this? Yeah, now we have to deal with Luka who's going to be pissed off and humbled and big picture.
I don't want to see them in a we have to deal with Luka, who's going to be pissed off and humbled. And big picture, I don't want to see them in a playoff series if I'm anyone in the West.
No, and that has changed dramatically. You would not have said that about the Lakers three weeks ago.
That Knicks game when LeBron was starting to look better. I was like, oh, when Davis comes back, this team's interesting.
I could see them maybe winning a round and throwing some punches in round two. And now this is the team that LeBron James at age 40 now has a chance to make the finals again.
Well, it's a classic like Anthony Davis raises your floor. Luka Doncic raises the fuck out of your ceiling.
Yeah, he knocks out the ceiling. And you have no idea what to expect.
And Denver, OKC are the only two teams you can credibly say Luka won't be the best player in the series. Head and shoulders, by the way.
And then, you know, he's got LeBron backing him up. Pretty good.
Pretty, pretty good. And you go through the rest of the West.
I like this Clippers team, but the fact that they went backwards, I don't, Harden in a playoff series, I don't see it. Minnesota, mess.
Phoenix, no way.

Dallas as a possible wild card and Golden State as a possible wild card.

And that's really it. Unless Wemby just

does something absolutely all-time

insane. It would be shocking.

Not shocking if the Soros make the playoffs. If they advance

would be pretty surprising. That would be a huge

mega upset. They have so many young guys.

They need to learn a lot. The Warriors are a team that I could envision making it through to the second round.
Not a run run, but keeping competitive, scaring somebody a little bit. That could be a thing.
Jimmy Butler was something to prove. Yep.
It's something I want to bet on. Quentin Post? Waz.
Quentin Post. Get your ass out of here.
Waz, can you walk us through the Jimmy Butler, Draymond Green text messages? A lot of profanity. What Draymond does sends the first text, right? Definitely Draymond sends the first text.
Like a let's get it exclamation point? It's more like we're going to rip people's faces off, chew them up, spit them out, kill them. They're a bunch of P words.

These guys have nothing on us. It's about time we got together.

We're talking about two of the ultimate

confidence maniacs

that have ever existed in the

NBA. I think we're together

in the 2016 Olympics.

I think they're good.

I'm not worried

I see a lot of chatter about oh my god

These two big personalities

The people Jimmy Butler doesn't like

Are not the Draymond Green types

They're the people that he sees as

Timid or unreliable

And Draymond shows up

The young Andrew Wiggins

Yes

Pre-Warriors Revolution Andrew Wiggins.

Yeah, he's like...

I think it'll be fine.

I would say Draymond's short-term

probably a bigger risk to everything than Butler

because I think Butler will be

in his best behavior for this season

at the very least.

He's got a lot to prove.

Come to Golden State.

Maybe he'll launch a podcast with The Ringer.

Invest in AI. Bring him in.

Move some coffee. He's got stuff to do.

Maybe invest in Draymond Green's restaurant.

Maybe he could get his agent on a podcast.

Burning. That guy's got a lot to say.

King's character of the year.

So if you had wildcard teams

and I gave you Golden State

and I gave you Dallas

for one of those two teams would be in the Western Finals. Which one would you pick? I would take Golden State.
Over Dallas. Golden State.
So you just think that the stink of this trade is going to submarine Dallas this season. Jimmy Butler and Steph's playoff pedigree and level that these guys have gotten to, even if they don't get to what they've been, anywhere in that neighborhood is just...

No.

I think the part that...

I mean, Nico Harrison, there are many parts he missed with the trade.

I don't think he realized what a distraction slash disaster slash running story this was

going to be, especially if Luka starts playing well for the Lakers.

Oh, yeah.

It's going to single-handedly submarine their season, I think.

It's going to follow him and the team for the rest of his career as a general manager, I would think. We'll see what it ends up doing to the Mavs.
My concern is not just, oh, you gave away Luka Doncic. It's really hard to make long playoff runs when you basically have no plus level passers on your roster.
And if you look at what the Mavs lineup is going to be now, AD at the four, either Lively or Gafford at the five, Kyrie is now your primary and basically only creator. Clay Thompson, PJ Washington.
How are you breaking people down beyond Kyrie just going Uncle Drew one-on-one? That's one of the funniest things about the trade is that they built this whole roster around Luka. All these dudes that were meant to fit with him and then they trade Luka.
And like even those lineups where you're benching both Lively and Gafford and you're playing AD at his most optimal position it's still Kyrie making that pick and roll happen and that's just not. And Kyrie we know and I think Kyrie's been really good the last couple years but.
He's lost his stuff. I also think you can like the Celtics the big thing when Luka fouled out in game three and it was like, all right, Kyrie, take us home.
The Celtics shut him down. And you can shut him down with wings and size.
And if you know he's getting the ball, it's not the same Kyrie from five, six years ago. Davis, you know, Davis can be overpowering.
Maybe he'll have a chip on his shoulder. I don't know.

Depending on the matchup, like there's matchups that he overwhelms where like he can be that one-on-one guy. But for the most part, it's not going to happen.
I'm going to pick my four. Still very upset about the Luka trade.
Yeah, I don't know if it's because I'm older and I just know how it's going to play out because I've seen it. But it was similar to when Shaq got traded to Miami.
And it was like, Shaq's out of shape. Shaq's fat.
And it's like, cool, he's not going to be fat anymore because you pissed him off. And then he went to Miami and he had two awesome years for them.
If I had to go four West teams that I don't think are going to make it, San Antonio, Sacramento. Those are my odd men out.
Phoenix. Dallas.
I think that the karma and all that shit from the trade. Those would be my four.
If Kyrie goes down, it's toast. And he has a bulging disc in his back at this moment.
PJ Washington is going to be creating offense. Spencer Dinwiddie.
Dinwiddie Spencer Dinwiddie who's been a nice backup this year by the way but he got signed for a minimum contract for a reason I like Spencer Dinwiddie Spencer Dinwiddie but I just accidentally said Diddy I'm not even sure we're allowed to say that on a podcast

I think the Clippers might slide out

I said that with all due respect

All due respect to the season they've had

I just think they could be a candidate

They're overachieving like hell

I think they probably will end up as a play-in team

But maybe get bounced out of that

And they haven't had one part of the season

Where they've had like lose 5 out of 7

Or like they haven't done that They've just been consistently solid all year. They do.
Philadelphia before we go. Just seem like they're shedding salary maybe to pay Yabu in the summer.
As they should. Most popular sixer.
Four points maxing. One of their best players.
They're going to make the play-in. Are they? Yes! Wes, how'd you feel about Embiid missing the Boston and Denver games but being ready for Dallas and Daniel Gafford and Naluca? That's not really like him.
He's always like for the big regular season. Did that jump out of here or no? The Dallas game, he was ready.
Look, man. I feel very privileged to be at the table with two bona fide and beat skeptics for a long, long time.
Just play basketball. It's one of my rules.
If you're a basketball player, play basketball. I got to give it up to my guy, Ben Goliver.
He was actually the first person to point this out to me. He's like, it's never his fault.
It's Tobias Harris. It's Ben Simmons.
It's Mike Brown. It's Sam Henke.
It's always somebody else's fault. And now everybody's like, hmm, the bill has come due.
Yeah. It's tough.
But no, the Bulls are in the 10th seed and they're one game above the Sixers right now. They're done.
That's fair. The Bulls season is

finished. You don't think Pat Williams is going to save these guys? I don't think Pat Williams is coming to the rescue.
Counter? And the Hawks are... Counter? What was that? I like Bud Zelos.
Well, sure. But do you like him as a player who's going to cement a play-in? I wonder if they can patch together a lot of Levine stats with the guys they have.
If Lonzo can play more minutes, if Budzelis can be pretty good. They kept Vucevic.
They did. I think it's just Kobe White just shooting more.
Could Kobe White get more? I do feel like they can patch together 24 points a game from other people. I think the Bulls are done.
And I don't think they want to be, you know... Well, they want to be in the bottom 10, right? That's one of the teams that has the protection thing.
They have the incentive, but, you know, they got their pick back. They did get their pick back.
They got their pick back. Nothing sweeter.
Well, I mean, so Philly beats- If you love something, let it go. It comes back to you.
Philly beats Dallas, and Bede looks good. Doesn't play the next night against Miami.
And they end up losing to Miami by seven. Paul George didn't play either.
Oh, no. He played 32 minutes and had nine points and one rebound and two assists.
Are we doing worst contracts in the league this year? You fucking better believe we are. He's in the running for number one pick.
That's tough. Newly minted too.
It didn't take any time to age into milk. There's a Twitter account that just says, the name of the account is, I don't understand why you're not playing tonight.
And it could just be like, John Morant's not playing, his heel hurts. Paul George, knee rest maintenance.

Like, these excuses these dudes have.

The Paul George thing's really rough.

They did get Quentin Grimes.

I don't like...

As far as trading Caleb Martin for Quentin Grimes,

a better, younger player.

Yeah, I didn't understand that trade from Dallas' side.

That's when I started getting scared for Nico Harris.

Well, Jason Kidd hasn't trusted Grimes all year. At least that's the way it appears.
He doesn't have any... But he can guard.
He can guard. He can play.
I thought he was off the dribble game. I like Quentin Grimes.
I never really got why he wasn't more of a fixture in the rotation of Dallas. I'm pretty sure I fell in love with Quentin Grimes the same summer league I thought Matt McClung could stick on a team.
That dream is still alive. Osceola Magic stand up.
Waz, how are you feeling with all the Lakers moving? Is there a spot for Bronny now in the 10-man rotation or no? Still got to pay his dues in the G League. Probably won't be on the playoff roster.
Okay. But it's early.
He signed a four-year deal, Bill. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
It's a marathon, not a sprint with the great Bronny James. Any last things before we go, Rob? I just can't believe we're still here with the Suns.
I can't believe they didn't, like, they move Yusuf Nurkic, all that spinning of their wheels.

And we're just going to have to watch them try to get better by doing

what exactly? I don't know.

He's having KD more regularly.

He's been pretty healthy.

I know he's out with the ankle thing right now, but

had pretty good health by Kevin Durant, modern standards.

I guess you're just

banking on some members of your rotation to play

better, to somehow guard better.

I'm very disappointed by where Phoenix season has ended up at this point. Well, I mean, it could be worse.
They could have given away Mikael Bridges and Cam Johnson and seven first-round picks. They could have.
I'll never get over them just throwing Cam Johnson in that trade. On top of everything else they were giving up, and then Ish was, we got to get him.
Alright, fine. Throw in Cam Johnson.
That part was nuts. He was thirsty, man.
He had that new owner thirst. He had that look.
It's great. It's the opposite of the look that new owners of the Mavericks have.
To antagonize the fan base. I've never seen anything like it.
You know a few Mavs fans, right? They're devastated. I've never seen a fan base this inconsolable.
And I get it. I completely get it.
Also, if you know anything about their new owner, she's got her hands in things. She's got her hands.
Yeah, there's a lot of involvement. More than basketball.
I want to say a busy woman. As far as the fan base part of it goes, I thought Josh Bowe of Mavs Moneyball made a point that I thought was really well stated,

which is that part of what makes this really hard

if you're a Mavs fan is that you,

for this trade to be successful for the Mavs,

you basically have to root again.

Luka has to fail for this to be

a Mavericks success. And this is the guy they've invested

so much time, so much attention,

so much fan adoration in.

And now you have to actively root

against that guy if you want the Mavericks to be good again.

I just don't get it.

I just don't understand it.

You and us and the rest of the NBA.

I just don't get it.

And the sad thing is,

at least for me,

who loves the Celtics,

I think he's going to be awesome on the Lakers. I think the fans are going to love him.
Oh my God. There's always been a weird LeBron thing because he followed Kobe because he wasn't a Laker.
No baggage for Luka. It's zero.
It's like, I had a couple people say to me that it was like their version of like when JFK got shot, like hearing the news. I don't remember.
I mean, in a good way. Damn.
No, no, in a good way where they'll always remember where they were. I was at dinner and I got a text.
It's like one of those trades that you remember for the rest of your life. There are other points in history we could refer to other than JFK getting shot.
For me, it evoked a decision. For me.
Yes. I'm going to remember exactly what I...
But we knew the decision was coming. And we knew Miami was possible.
But I just remember looking at the TV and saying like, LeBron is on the Miami heat. This is with D-Wade and Chris Bosh.
Brought to you by Vitamin Water. Yeah, normally when you're...
My man Jim Gray. Normally when you remember where you were, it's usually because something terrible happened or something completely insane happened.
Like I remember where I watched the second Holyfield Tyson fight. You know, it was like, this is insane.
I'll always remember this. But the Luca out of nowhere, just hanging out on the couch with my wife about to start a movie on a Saturday night.
then just trying to decipher what was real for 10 minutes. For 10 minutes trying to...
And Sean's having to reassure people that the trade happened. I'm telling the truth.
There's never going to be another moment like that. Because we had some other weird shit in the NBA this last decade.
We had that... A really fun one was the DeAndre Jordan to the Mavericks and then he wasn't

going to go to the Mavericks.

The hostage crisis.

Yes.

The Anthony Davis

not Anthony Davis

Kawhi Leonard

Lakers or Clippers

and then on that

Friday night

all of a sudden

it was Paul George too

but never without warning.

Yeah.

And I think

like I was saying

people are making lists

about was this

the craziest sports trade ever

I'm not going to compare this

to the Red Sox

trading Babe Ruth

to the Yankees

that's fucking crazy.

But it's certainly

like since we've all

Thank you. People are making lists about, was this the craziest sports trade ever? I'm not going to compare this to the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees.
That's fucking crazy. But it's certainly, since we've all been working together, the craziest thing that's happened.
I think it's the craziest trade that's happened since I've had a column or a podcast. So that's 30 years.
Well, it's also the craziest. You can't compare it to something like the Babe Ruth trade for obvious reasons.
But also, we are so trade-pilled now. Yeah, no trade makes...

Like, you would just say, Jimmy Vela, who cares?

I don't need to do an emergency podcast.

Like, no trade shocks you like this.

Well, when a deal goes down, it's like,

oh, we already know the three players

who are probably involved for salary reasons.

We've worked it out.

It's been trade machine to death.

If you're one of the apron teams,

we basically already know what the deal is going to be

by the time it's made.

This was a complete shock and an inexplicable move. Player for player, pick exchanged, done.
Yep. It's going to go great.
We had some good ones in the 90s and it kind of brought me back. I remember being on the phone with House after they traded Chris Webber for Mitch Richman and he was just disconsolate.
Even though though Chris Weber was kind of a disaster on the Wizards, but it was still one of those trades where you just knew the upside for us is we might win round one. And the downside is Chris Weber might go to the Kings and be awesome.
He's like 25. And this was like 100 times worse than that.
One of those for me that I vaguely remember is the Knicks getting Spre well uh because it was his first team after he choked out right carlisano yeah and it was like wow new york media was not behind the move just so you know they weren't crazy about it but like i just wouldn't be like damn they got spree well that's that's nuts um a couple questions from the chat before we go.

Someone asked, how is LeBron going to handle not being the most popular guy on his own basketball team?

Which has never happened before. So not being the most powerful guy.

That's a change.

He is less relevant.

This is the first time he's been less relevant than somebody in his organization ever besides Pat Riley.

That's it.

That's the only other time he's been on a team where there's a guy who's clearly above him in the pecking order in terms of like, you can't tell ownership anything. There's nothing you can do about this guy.
Luka, you're irrelevant in comparison to Luka. It's a Luka.
You're living in Luka's world. Or LeBron because of the way way his brain works and the skills that he has, will just figure out an awesome way to be.
Not quite a sidekick, but like a 1A, 1B type thing. We're a united front.
He'll treat this like a buddy cop movie, which was the way they tried to do it the first year with Wade in 2011. Because Wade was incredible in 2011.
Like those guys, those guys were equal as great players that year. LeBron was better the two years before but that was the last time we've seen at least somebody at the same linked with them.
I think it's interesting that it's a teammate that has a lot of the same bad habits LeBron has. Luka not too interested in defense.
LeBron uninterested in defense. He's been interested when he's...
No, right now. Age 40.
If you're 40 plus, defense is optional. That's one of the rules.
Both of them can be a little bit, guys, I got it. Can you clear out for me at this stage of their careers? How they navigate that, but I have no doubt that they're going to navigate it.
I think it's the discrepancy between these things where I think LeBron is still wildly more popular than Luka Doncic.

Luka Doncic is a huge institution to basketball sickos like us.

To the outside world, it's not even comparable.

That won't be the case for very long.

That is true.

That Luka jersey is going to move.

Someone on the YouTube chat asked for trade grades before we go.

Hunter to the Cavs.

Cavs, what's the grade?

B, B, B, B. For the Cavs? Yeah.
I think B is fair. I'm going B plus.
I like Hunter. For the Hawks.
B minus. That's a nothing move.
That's a backwards move. I might go C, just because I don't see the urgency of it.
Laverne, A,, two second round picks, two swaps. D minus! Butler to Golden State.
Golden State I have A minus. That's fair.
A minus. Maybe even a solid A.
You have one objective and it's to make a Steph Curry team as good as you can. And you got a star.
When Jimmy's right, he's a star. I said it wasn't a Hail Mary,

but it was third and 13 to A.J. Brown in double coverage.

100%. It was double coverage.

Let's hope A.J. Brown gets a play or pass interference.

We're trying to get some sort of thing to happen.

For Miami, what do you got, Wes?

Miami, this is A-plus, honestly.

This is A-plus?

A-plus.

What were they going to get for Jimmy who no longer wants to be around them?

I think for the Miami grade, you have to factor in the longer saga.

He's done.

You have to trade him in the offseason.

Okay, well.

Okay, we're factoring that.

I think that's part of the deal.

Oh, then.

They should have traded him last summer.

Then D.

I think it's probably a D.

Their handling of the Jimmy situation as a whole? Yeah. Oh, D.
F F I want to say it's a D And also they might still be the fourth seed in the Eastern Conference by the end of the year I think both things are true But the deal is like As the world exists right now After Jimmy just tanked his value After like you literally couldn't bring the guy back Yep Yep. Okay, but like no, the way they handled

managed the Jimmy situation, the F. Sorry, Pat.

A- for the trade, F-

for the last six months. Yes.

And F- for Jimmy too. Nobody

covered themselves in glory.

Mark Williams

to the Lakers. What do you got, Maloney?

Lakers grade.

B-.

Was? B- for me as well.

I think they kind of jumped the gun on this one.

A little bit.

For a guy who's very unproven.

They clearly identified a player they really like.

And I like him too.

I just am very spooked by his overall injury.

The level of consistent injury concern

with multiple parts of his body is concerning.

I'm going B+.

I think LeBron

takes him under his wing,

introduces him

to the VersaClimber

and some Pilata shit

and all the other stuff

LeBron does.

But people say this

about Christian Wood.

They sound like,

we've had that conversation before.

Here's the thing though.

I don't mind trading

for injured guys

from shitty franchises.

Although Charlotte seems like they've turned it around a little bit. But this is a guy, he's going from like, worst possible franchise you could be on.
Although they turned around with Charles Lee at least this year or two now. Lakers, big spotlight.
But I'm going B-plus just because he really jumped out of the TV the last few weeks. He's good.
He was noticeably impactful on both ends. Even though I'm not positive he knows what he's doing on defense, but he's big.
He's got size. He leans on people.
If he's around where the rebound is, he's getting it. Like, I just think he's a good player.
I want to say this too. Rapa Link is not a good deal maker, but the Lakers...
No, we can't say that anymore because he stole Luka Stanchic from... Stop it.
He Jedi mind tricks his buddy. Stop it.
The Lakers' ability to recognize talent, young people that have some level of talent and more to give, they're pretty good at that. Charlotte grade? What do you got, Muriel? B+.
I'm going to go just straight B. B+.
The only reason it's tough for me is Charlotte is a team that should be betting on upside, given where they are in their cycle. And so for them to fail...
But they've had the guy in their building. They've been through it.
I give them that. But Dalton Connect is not an upside prospect.
Dalton Connect is older than Mark Williams. It's not what you want.
Not only is he older, he's like two, three years older, I think. I think he's like almost 25.
Yeah, he's a senior citizen rookie. I'm going, I really wanted to do a D minus, but I'm going to go C minus because I think Mark Williams was hurting their plan to get Cooper flag at all costs when he's putting up 25 and 16 on certain nights.
Too good to be a hornet. Got to get Yusuf Nurkic in there.
But you make the key point. If you're a young, up-and-coming team, you kind of want the 22-year-old guy who's two years away from being a free agent who's put up huge stats.
You can afford to see if he can get healthy if you're the Hornets. Even more so than the Lakers can, frankly.
My fear with the Lakers, if I'm them, is like, why is Charlotte trading this guy? It's like, hey, you want to buy my car? Yeah. No, it's running great.
Do you see? Here's some pictures of the road trip we just went on. Car's doing good.
Next trade. Brandon Ingram to Toronto.
I'm going to start and for Toronto, it's a D. D.
D minus. I don't have any understanding of why this deal is happening.

Messiah flew too close to the sun with the title.

Dude. He hasn't been the same since.
For New Orleans,

eh?

New Orleans, if you told me a week ago,

the Pelicans got a first round pick for Brandon

Ingram, I'm giving him a standing ovation.

That's a B plus

from me. Is Bruce

Brown a bio guy? And could he be a Denver Nugget? Now we're talking. Now we're cooking.
I like Bruce Brown. I like Bruce Brown too.
He started putting together a little bit. Kelly Olenek too, a player who I kind of thought might get rerouted by the actual deadline.
Also could be a buyout candidate, but they need bigs there. So maybe not.
Bruce Brown, like athletic feature a month from now, headline money isn't everything about Bruce Brown's tough last two years after winning the title. But it was.
Was it worth it? If he gets the money and still gets to go back to Denver. Yeah, there you go.
You can have it all. Middleton, Kuzma, all-star, Milwaukee, F plus.
Not quite an F minus, but an F plus. Because I've watched Kuzma play basketball this year.
I didn't know they gave F pluses. Solid B for me.
Solid B. Solid B.
The last Kuzma fan. Solidly B.
Are you living on? I think Kuzma one, he looks like a crazy person with the way he dresses and the hair and the tattoos. He's actually a pretty grounded dude.
He posts about RFK Jr. all the time.
This is your grounded dude? A lot of reasonable people are RFK heads. Believe it or not.
Sorry. We don't have to agree with everybody who loves RFK even if we don't.
I'm not the person propping up Kyle Kuzma as the voice of moderation. This is great.
I knew after two hours we'd end up in a Kyle Kuzma fight. When it comes to basketball, Kuz is going to get it done.
All right. All right.
I mean, when you miss 73% of your threes, what's not to love? Trade grades.

Did we do New Orleans for this?

Yeah, we did. So then

I guess Phoenix would be the other one.

Nerkage. Getting rid of Nerkage.

Using one of your dumb firsts that you gave

up to 2031 first for.

Getting your fans

excited about Martin, who's like the 19th

swing you've had, who's like a defense shooter

guy. I'm indifferent.
Okay.

How about this? No grade. No grade is

fine. Did not register.

And then Memphis, whatever the hell they did with Marcus

Smart. And just like clearing out

players who could help them.

I don't understand

like just giving

up on Marcus Smart being a playoff contributor

if you have

designs on being a serious player there. Maybe his injuries are so cooked that they don't think he'll be on the floor anyway.
That's the only thing that makes sense. They are a potential bio team because they're not over the aprons.
So cleared to roster spots, have some potential there. Maybe they've already been on the phone with some folks.
Maybe so. I want to say I saw it pop up that I think they took back Marvin Bagley.
Marcus Smart to the Celtics? Are we allowed to? We're not allowed to get buy out guys. I don't believe so.
I think they're over the second apron. So no buyouts.
The apron just ruins everything. By the way.
Except gave us the weirdest, craziest trade deadline in the history of the league. Yeah, you're probably right.
Wait, Sacramento, San Antonio. The Fox.
For Fox? I have an A plus for San Antonio. And like a C for Sacramento.
And then an F for Chicago. Solid A for San Antonio.
Yep, I'm there. I think B for Sacramento.
I don't know. I thought the haul was good.
The Bulls, what they got back for Levine and just making themselves a part of this trade. I called it a hill of beans Rob said it was a stump of beans something less than a hill what was the Vince Carter trade when Toronto got back like Alonzo Mourning but he had kidney issues yes with Eric Williams and then some other terrible contract and like two bad firsts it's always bad when you're taking the bad contracts back in a trade.

And for the only benefit

being your own pick

that you were going to keep anyway

because your team is bad.

The pick was protected.

Like you were going to keep it.

The pick was top 10 protected.

So yeah, F for the Bulls.

What they got was,

yo, take the protection off.

We're one of the

five worst teams in the league.

I think the Kings did all right.

I'm going to give the Kings like a solid B, especially under the circumstances. They didn't have a lot to work with.
Under duress. Under duress.
Before we go, Luka Doncic getting traded. What's your best Luka Doncic trade that you think would have been a better trade for Dallas than the trade they made? Player for player? I think it's got to be a pack.

It would have to be like a Houston Hall or a Memphis Hall.

The only thing that would have made people happy

was six years of picks,

owning somebody's draft picks from now till Timbuktu,

and some young guys that are nice.

So I don't know.

Houston making the money work.

A man Thompson.

Bunch of picks in the future. You can't keep him in Texas, though.
He has to leave. You can't.
Well, like sending him to the Lakers? You don't trade him to your division. San Antonio and Houston are out.
You can't keep him in Texas. Who says no Tatum Luka if you know Dallas is trading Luca? I don't think

Boston would do it. I agree.
I just wanted

to make sure I wasn't a homer. I mean,

obviously Luca's a much better player, but

karmically, that's just a

disgusting move. It's almost like if you go to

the finals, don't blow up the superstar

core of the team that just went.

What a crazy talk.

It'd be like you're leaving your wife with Sidney Sweeney.

You're trying to get a reaction. Everybody would think that was insane of you.
Good boy. Bam and hero and every Miami pick for Luka and a contract.
I don't like that. But you know what I would like is listening to all these offers.
I would love if I were the Mavericks to sit there and actually field them. I was like, would Minnesota trade Ant Edwards for Luka Doncic? I would.
100%. Love Ant Edwards.
I would absolutely trade him for Luka Doncic. But the problem is if you're trading for Luka, you also have to factor in will he want to stay in a year and a half.
That's the thing. That's what Nico Harrison is trying to say, guys.
About all of these picks and all of these great trades that were out there. That's what Nico Harrison is trying to explain to you guys.
What he's trying to explain is the defense wins championships apparently. The only one that makes sense from a basketball standpoint that I think would have been six hour meetings on both sides is Giannis.
Yeah. For both sides.
And I get if you're Milwaukee, you probably don't do it because it's like, well, why would Luka re-sign here in a year and a half? And you traded. But fundamentally for what he wanted from the trade, which was size and rim protection, Giannis is the better version of Davis.
All NBA, MVP kind of guy, win now. I still feel like if this trade was Reeves, Davis, 29 and 31

in two swaps.

Different conversation.

It's still not enough

but at least it's like,

oh, I see it.

They don't feel like

they can resign them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a lot.

It's a different combo.

Whatever they got,

wasn't it?

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Today? Today. Happy birthday to our colleague, Sir Sohi, as well.
We got you Kyle Kuzma. Oh, yeah.
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Wow. What a weird way to end the pie.
Happy birthday. What happens today? You and Luca just going out? Going out.
Just making bad food and drink choices? Going out for steaks tonight. So yeah, man, that'll be it.

Just a steak dinner.

That's my birthday today.

Hell yeah.

That's actually what I do every birthday.

What part of Los Angeles do you think Luka Doncic will live in

with the limited information you have about things that he likes?

I like this as like a personality test.

Things that he, I mean, realistically,

he should move to Beverly Hills

because it's close to all the things that he's going to like socially it's not going to be in Beverly Hills itself but Beverly Hills is adjacent to where a lot of these things happen so yeah the hookah proximity is close somewhere in the hills of Beverly Hills because Brent is is too far from the action to be honest with you brentwood is too far bel-air is too is a little bit too secluded as well uh what's another one that folks he's clearly not an east sider he's not gonna move with the freaking hollywood east side people uh i think he's a beverly hills right, caveat. They practice in O Segundo.
He's 25. Has mentioned the beach and the ocean a couple times.
Yes. So I guess that is a Brentwood is, you know, you get the crib and you get to be closer to the ocean.
I don't think he moves like, what are you thinking, like Manhattan Beach type of thing? I was wondering, could he be like where the, like that's where the hockey players live, right? The LA Kings live in like Manhattan, Hermosa, Rusillo's there. Luke is not a hockey guy.
He's a different, he's an NBA guy. Let's just put it like that.
I see him in the Bay for a year while he figures it out.

I don't think he's going to do that.

Do you think you run into Luka Doncic in LA at 2 in the morning at a club in the next two months?

Yes.

You think so?

Yes.

And maybe not a club, but one of the things my guys at H would do.

I could see him being an H would guy.

100%.

I'll have to take your word for it.

100%.

Thank you. one of the things my guys at H would do.
I could see him being an H would guy. 100%.
I'll have to take your word for it. 100%.
And it's not going to be like a nightclub loud music, blah, blah, blah, but like, you know, like a lounge. Leo's going to be there.
Is there a world where Luca lives with Rob and his wife? If Rob moved to LA. Hypothetically.
Rob gets a guest house in the back of his Brentwood estate. Would it be ethical or unethical for you to live in the guest house of Luka Doncic's Brentwood estate? I think I would officially have to give up my awards vote if I'm living in Luka Doncic's house.
I'm glad you're open about it. There are media members in LA who that's open to, but they do not work for the ringer.com.
I promise you that. We stand up for journalism here.
Yeah, we try. Everyone but conspiracy.
We're going to be holding these guys' feet to the fire. Speaking truth to power, maybe living in their guest house.
Guys, I had a blast. Happy birthday, Wes.
Thank you. Thanks to everybody behind the scenes.
And thanks to everybody who listens. Thanks for the questions, too.
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Million Dollar Picks, Super Bowl edition presented by FanDuel Sportsbook. We don't have House this week because he is in New Orleans.
He's hanging out with Sal and with Van and all these Ringer dudes, the fantasy guys. It just hurts my feelings.
He didn't have time for us. I'm going to carry on.
I have a bunch of stuff I like, but I wanted to talk big picture about what I was seeing from the game because I stared at this game, I don't know, for 10 days. And I just kept thinking, Philly has more talent.
Philly has more talent. Philly's better all over the place.
The only things that you wouldn't give Philly the advantage are coaching, QB, pedigree in late game crunch time situations. So I thought I was going to take Philly for about a week.
And then I thought about more and more. I went to the playoff gambling manifesto.
I looked at all the rules. Rule number one, first rule, beware of the looked a little too good the previous playoff round team.
That was Philly going against this Washington team that already was probably lucky to make the conference title game to begin with and then had a couple big injuries and Philly looked awesome. Rule number five, beware the everybody believes in us team and the nobody believes in our QB but us team.
So KC is a little bit of the everybody believes in us team just because everybody everybody's like, Casey, you can't go against Mahomes. Philly's got a touch of the nobody believes in our QB but us stuff.
Although, I don't know. Hertz is making 50 million a year and he gets taken high in fantasy drafts and people know he's good.
So Casey a little bit, Philly a little bit, but I'm not too sold on any of them. Rule number 10, when in doubt, gravitate toward one pick that would screw over the most gamblers and experts and would definitely go against the single worst gambler you know.
Again, there's some Casey stuff. I still feel with people, just the infrastructure, 3P, don't go against Mahomes.
I still feel like when we get closer to game time, I think this line's going to move. I think it's going to move toward Philly.
Right now, it's still KC minus one and a half. So I don't think this comes into play.
There is a prop that I want to hit when we do props that I think qualifies for rule number 10. Rule number 16, take one last look at the quarterbacks and remember, there's plenty of time to bait against any QB or coach, except for the Super Bowl, where you don't have a lot of time.
Take one last look at the quarterbacks. Mahomes hurts.
What happens in a three-point game with nine minutes left and Casey's down three and they have the ball and they're driving and you realize you bet on Philly and you didn't have Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid. You just have to factor that in and you also have to factor in rule number 17.

Don't try to be a hero.

Just try to win money.

The hero move is to take Philly and to say,

this has been the best team.

When you think about it,

they only had three losses.

They could have,

they were three plays away

basically from being undefeated for the season.

They're loaded everywhere.

They're going to lay the smack down and the only reason you're not going to take them is because of Mahomes and Reed. The counter is Casey has just been spectacular at winning close games against teams where they do all the little things correctly and they make the little coaching decisions correctly.
And they always get one little break around halftime when the other team does something stupid. And maybe there's a bad special teams player.
They get one fumble. They always kind of hang around, hang around, hang around and take care of business in the fourth quarter like they did with Buffalo.
Mahomes is 17-3 in the playoffs career. He's 17-0 in the last 17 one-score games.
That zero means no losses. This team just takes care of business all the time, over and over again.
Meanwhile, Philly, their best wins this year, Green Bay twice, Washington, they went two and one, Baltimore, they beat by five, and Cincy. So the record is awesome.
The stats are awesome. The fact that they're three plays away from being undefeated is notable.
Their defense has looked great. And yet, you can make the case,

Casey has just had a much tougher schedule,

a much bigger bullseye in them,

and over and over again has delivered.

So I was trying to think,

I always try to do this for the Super Bowl.

I do scenarios, best case, worst case,

because I started leaning toward the Chiefs

over the weekend.

Best case scenario,

comparing the Chiefs to Brady and the Pats, because I think there's a lot of similarities, including like the infrastructure, the coach, the experience in big games, all the veterans you have, just the ability to just pull out these close games over and over again. What Brady's Super Bowl win would this be like for Mahomes? And I settled on Patriots 28, Seattle 24.
Ironically, 10-year anniversary of that game this week. Really great YouTube clip that the Patriots put up with all this extended audio and video stuff from the game.
I watched the whole thing. I made my dad watch it.
I think it's probably my favorite Patriots win of all the wins. It has the Malcolm Butler game.
Anyway, they're down 10. They win the game by four, 28 to 24.

It was a pick them line. So similar to this, 47 for the over under, pretty close to this.

It was a game that had 10 punts, three turnovers, seven touchdowns and a field goal. So 10 possessions

on each side. That feels a little similar to what I think the game's going to go on Sunday.

Patriots couldn't really run the ball. 21 for 57 running it,

but 37 for 50 for 328 passing.

That feels like what's going to happen

in this game for them.

I don't think they're going to be able

to run the ball that well against the Eagles.

And I think the Eagles are going to try to

try to push them to do short, medium passes.

Just keep trying to move the ball downfield

and eventually we're either going to get a sack or a tip or we'll break up a play or something, but just take your time going down the field. Seattle on the other side in that game, 29 for 162 from the run, for the run, which kind of feels like what might happen with Barkley.
They were 12 for 21 passing for 247. That feels in the ballpark of what usually happens within a Hertz-Eagles game.
The Pats were 8 for 13

on third down. Big time

of possession for them, 33-46

because it was a lot of those short,

medium completions that just kept the clock moving.

Brady ended up 37 for 50

for 328.

So, close game.

They had to throw the ball a lot because

they weren't able to run it, and then they

took care of business down the stretch, and then Malcolm Butler came up with the most famous play in the history of the Super Bowl. I think that if the Chiefs win, I don't think it's a big win.
I don't think they win by 10 plus. I think the game is tight in the fourth quarter and they pull it out.
All right. What would be the worst version of the game for the Chiefs? What bad Mahomes loss would this be like? That's obvious.
That's Bucks 31, Chiefs 9. That was the Super Bowl result.
KC favored by three. They ran the ball a little bit in that game.
17 for 107. 26 for 49 passing.
Mahomes was okay, but he had a couple turnovers. And then Tampa ran the ball on them.
33 for 145. Only eight incompletions for Brady.
No turnovers.

Took a big lead. Held them off.

Took over the game in the

second half with their pass rush and

Casey just couldn't do anything. Nine points.

I'm a little scared of that result for this

and I think if you're taking

the Eagles, you're

almost better off taking them by 10 plus.

They're not,

I don't think, winning a close game

against Mahomes and the Chiefs Thank you. the Eagles, you're almost better off taking them by 10+.
They're not, I don't

think, winning a close game

against Mahomes and the Chiefs in the

fourth quarter, which makes me think

if you're taking the Eagles, just take the minus 9.5

at plus 350

and get some juice on it and root for a game

like that Bucs game, the 31-9

game.

I am looking at this as a Chiefs win and a nail-biter of a game. There's some advantages for the Eagles.
Number two in limiting explosive plays, according to Shokapadia. Really good tackling team.
And then they have that recipe that used to work against Brady in the past. And I think the Eagles have it, where you just rush the four, they're constantly pushing the pocket.
And then you have the other seven guys can basically be doing all kinds of, are they blitzing? Are they bouncing back? Are they pretending to blitz and then blitzing? That's what used to frustrate my home, Brady. So I feel like there's some recipe stuff here, but ultimately I just can't take, I can't take Hertz over Mahomes and I can't take Sirianni against Reed.
And if anything has taught us about this Chiefs team over the years, they just benefit from dumb shit from the other teams or just the play he shouldn't have made. The moment that you can't believe this happened and it just, it always works out for them.
I'm not going to talk about the refs. So here's what I'm doing.
For a million dollar picks, we lost 211,000 last week. We are still up $1.071 million for this season.
I'm going to try to double it. We're going to bet 500K in the Chiefs minus one and a half.
We're going to bet a 250K parlay. Listen to this one.
Eagles plus eight and a half. Mahomes 200 plus passing yards under 60.5 points.
So it's a little bit of a hedge against that Chiefs minus one and a half because I think the game's going to be close and I'm going to try to middle it with that parlay. And that parlay is dead even on Fandle.
So doing those two. and then 50K on the following Super Bowl props.
Ready?

Hertz. And that parlay is dead even on Fandle.
So doing those two. And then 50K on the following Super Bowl props.

Ready?

Hurts anytime touchdown minus 115.

I just, at some point,

the tush push is happening near the goal line.

That's just the way this goes.

Mahomes over five and a half carries minus 128.

You go back, you look at all the Super Bowl.

Sal and I talked about this on the Super Bowl props. He uses his legs in every big game.
And even if he doesn't get to five and a half carries, it's five instead of five and a half. So the odds are in your favor on this, especially if they're going to rush four and he's going to be able to scramble around and buy himself some time.
Think about the Eagles defense. If they get a little tired in the fourth quarter, who knows? I just think he gets the six carries.
I like that a little more than the yards because the yards, if they had the lead, the kneel down, start cutting in the yard total. Not doing that.
Mahomes over 11 and a half yards for biggest rush. Taking that.
I'm also taking Hertz over 11 and a half yards for his biggest rush. Figure one of those guys is rushing for 12 yards, maybe hit both.
Worst case scenario, you split them. Chris Jones sack plus 136.
We talked about this on Sunday. Line pushes forward.
Hurts holds the ball, holds it too long, and then all of a sudden Jones gets them. Both teams get a fourth down conversion, minus 124.
I think there's probably going to be a point in this game where both teams have to get a little bit aggressive because they're going to be worried about what happens

if the other team gets the ball back.

So even fourth and ones, fourth and twos,

I just think both teams are getting a fourth down conversion.

And then we have a boost on FanDuel

that I'm just going to jump on for 50K.

KC wins, Mahomes over 225 yards of passing,

which you can use the profit boost token and go nuts on. And then I have some small 25K Super Bowl props.
Mahomes 40 plus rush yards is plus 180. I like that one because if I'm betting on his rush over, I might as well just go for it and think he's going to go like eight for 45, whatever.
Eagles first half, Eagles to win the first half, Chiefs to win the game plus 750. This is the Cousin South special.
Can see it happening. So we're putting 25K on it.
I think this is going to be a tight game. I do not think the Chiefs run away with this by any means that I could totally see the Eagles winning in the first half.
So we'll fly on that. And last but not least, going back to the manifesto, no Barkley touchdown is plus 150.
And at FanDuel, they were saying, I heard through the grapevine, this is the least bet Super Bowl prop. So you want to have the prop that everyone is betting the other side on? Plus 150, we're putting 25K on that.
And those are the million Picks, Super Bowl edition. Don't forget Sunday night, me and Cousin Sal, at some point after the Super Bowl ends, we will be going full tilt on everything that happened in the game.
We're not going live on YouTube, but it will be on this podcast. We'll get the video up as fast as possible on YouTube.
So there you go. All right, that's it for the podcast.
Thanks to Kyle Creighton and Saruti and Gahau for producing. Don't forget, you can watch all the videos and clips from this podcast on the Bill Simmons YouTube channel.
You can also check out the Rewatchables and the Ringer Movies YouTube channel or on the Rewatchables feed we did before Sunset. We have a monster movie coming on Monday, a movie that was always on the short list.
So stay tuned for that. I'm not going to tell you what it is.
You don't need to know what it is because you've seen it. So there you go.
I will be back on Sunday after the Super Bowl. We're not going live, but we will be doing a Super Bowl reaction pod with Cousin Sal, the final podcast of

the year.

Don't forget to consume all of our NFL content on the Ringer Podcast Network, on theringer.com.

We're doing some great stuff.

We have a bunch of people down in New Orleans.

Enjoy the weekend.

Enjoy the game.

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