An NBA Fake-Trade Fiesta With Kevin O’Connor

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Speaker 1 We're going to talk about a bunch of teams that are in trouble. We're going to talk about fake trades, what's realistic, what's not, where are people like Jimmy Butler going?

Speaker 1 Could there be a surprise? The trade deadline is February 6th.

Speaker 1 We're breaking all of it down first.

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Speaker 1 All right, we're taping this.

Speaker 2 It is four o'clock Pacific time. There's reasons for that, which I'll get to.

Speaker 1 But very excited to have Kevin O'Connor here. You might remember him from many, many, many years at the Ringer.
He is now at Yahoo. We have not done a podcast during this basketball season.

Speaker 1 What better time, KOC, than fake trade season for us to reunite?

Speaker 2 Best time of the year, Bill.

Speaker 2 And I have to say, you know, you know, I called you on the phone when I left for Yahoo, but I have to thank you for everything, you know, over those eight years of the bringer publicly.

Speaker 1 I have to. I have to.
Yeah, we're, we were, we're always good. Yes.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 unfortunately, we had to tape this a little late on Wednesday because I was flying back from Boston this morning. And then there was a Wi-Fi issue on the plane.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, is this going to work out? Am I going to be able to do a podcast today? The Wi-Fi miraculously came back. And then I was on my iPad.
for hours making fake trades.

Speaker 1 And I think a couple of times the lady next to me was like, what's this guy doing?

Speaker 1 What is this trade machine that he has? But before we do that, a bunch of teams I want to hit, just big picture, that kind of relate to this in some ways. Biggest one, Dallas.

Speaker 1 I think Dallas is in real trouble now. This lively injury, it's a foot injury, and they're saying out two to three months.
And as I've said a million times, I never trust feet injuries.

Speaker 1 I always feel like they're not being honest about how long the timetable is because I'm not sure they know. And I always go worst case scenario.
Three months takes us into the playoffs.

Speaker 1 It takes us into round one. And on top of it, Lucas hurt.
And I just, I thought Dallas was going to be there in the end. This is the first time I got worried.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think with this lively injury, there's been some trickling out for a few days that, like, oh, maybe they're going to go after a center.

Speaker 2 But I'm like, huh, maybe they want to just have some versatility in the front court. But now that we know about the injury, it completely explains why they're going for a center here.

Speaker 2 And so, my question is: what type of center are they going to go for? They're going to go for another, you know, lob vertical guy like lively, like Gafford.

Speaker 2 But if you you had a third guy like that and then Lively comes back, you can't

Speaker 1 make sense.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. So I wonder if maybe for them they still go after, you know, a pick and pop big or a switchable big, somebody like that to give them some front court versatility.

Speaker 2 But Gafford looked damn good in the first half of their game on Sunday. So like Gafford, we know he can step his play up.

Speaker 2 So I wouldn't say, I don't think I'd go as far as you to say that they're screwed, but it is going to be a lot dependent on what they do to fill that center gap gap because it can't just be Gafford.

Speaker 2 That's all they have now.

Speaker 1 Well, they're screwed in this respect. Right now, they're seventh in the West.
They're 23 and 20. It doesn't look like Luca is coming back until the all-star break.

Speaker 1 There's teams that are just settled in way ahead of them now. The top four, Oklahoma, Houston, Memphis, Denver.

Speaker 1 I just don't think they're catching any of those teams, especially with the way Denver's playing. So now you're looking at, I don't have home court advantage any round.

Speaker 1 I don't know when Ladley's coming back. They also made a lot of trades already.
They don't have like a shitload of assets.

Speaker 1 You know, they've already made a lot of their moves and they would have to dip into the Clay, PJ Washton, like that kind of group to improve with their need to improve.

Speaker 1 So I'm sure their game plan is just going to be, we're probably going to be in that seven to 10 range. Let's hope Lively comes back.
Let's hope Luca gets going. We'll be there in the end.

Speaker 1 But pretty tough, man. If you're in those playing games and then you're on the road every round, we haven't really seen, we haven't seen a lot of success with that recipe, KOC.

Speaker 2 I mean, even with a healthy lively, I'm curious, like, do you still view them as like upper tier in the western conference right on the same level as denver who's really come along lately

Speaker 1 that like like russell westbrook you've got to give the dude credit he is playing at the best best level that he has in years jamal murray getting along better now uh dana chow wrote about it for us it's the most improbable relationship we've had in the nba this decade jokic and westbrook somehow like joining forces in a positive way i don't understand it it's kind of crazy like with russ it didn't work with LeBron.

Speaker 2 It worked sometimes with the Clippers, but not all the time. It didn't end in one of their playoffs.

Speaker 1 And not at the end.

Speaker 2 And then with, yeah, and then with Jokic, it's like you have Jokic after the game talking about like, we could read each other's minds. Like there is some chemistry that they have.

Speaker 2 It feels like every other game, once it's Jokic and Westbrook, then it's Jokic and Murray, then it's Jokic and MPJ. It's always a different connection.

Speaker 2 Like their offense, sometimes I felt like it got a bit dry.

Speaker 2 Like sometimes it was always Jokic Murray end of game situations, but there's variety now that makes me think, wait a minute, is Denver actually just the only true contender besides OKC in the Western Conference?

Speaker 2 Are they actually the team that could take them down? Because

Speaker 2 I'm not totally sold on Dallas anyway. I think they have too many holes.
I'm still worried about Lukas' health. I mean, when you're coming back post-all-star break with that type of injury,

Speaker 2 that's the type of thing that can get hurt again. And Kyrie in and out still as well.
A lot of questions there with them, even prior to lively.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but here's the flip side of this is why it was stupid to give up on Denver a month ago.

Speaker 1 If you have one of the best six players in the league, you just have to be taken seriously in the playoffs. So the question for me is, can he get back to the right shape? When can Lively come back?

Speaker 1 Can they sneak out? Like if they're playing Houston in round one at 2-7,

Speaker 1 they could beat Houston. I don't know if Houston has another gear.
So I'm sure they're not totally panicking yet, but it's not great. You know, and you think like Luca's 26 now.

Speaker 1 They made the finals last year. They really went all in on this season.
And Oklahoma City kind of took their spot. But yeah, I'm not, I'm not a full level panic.

Speaker 1 I don't like the fact that they're not going to have home court any round, every round. And I also don't know what the trade move is.

Speaker 1 So next one is Philly, who is borderline shut it down territory, but you also look at the East and it's like, yeah, they could make the play-in game.

Speaker 1 And what if they have those guys in mid-April and they're all healthy? And I don't really know what the answer is.

Speaker 1 But the big thing is their first pick is top six protected, which everybody's been talking about all week. And I thought about how how OKC gets that pick, right?

Speaker 1 If it's like seventh in a really good draft, that I'm sure you've become fascinated by. This is the Sam Presti revenge on Daryl Muri,

Speaker 1 the James Harden trade, 2012, right? And it became this thing that

Speaker 1 became this curse over OKC. And they never got to the finals.
And Daryl kind of made his career in a lot of ways.

Speaker 1 The flip side of this, OKC gets this pick because Philly has to dump Al Horford, right? And now this pick is paralyzing Philly with their decisions because

Speaker 1 you maybe want to just throw away the season, and yet you can if Embiid is going to be healthy in two weeks. So, what do you do if you're Philly?

Speaker 2 I don't think you can throw away the season. You can't, like, like you said, with Embiid, if he's healthy, they've been good after he got back in December.

Speaker 2 Granted, he's missed a lot of time since then. But if Embiid's healthy, you know you're competitive.

Speaker 2 The problem is the fact that you get Paul George and you're saying, well, he's just going to be better than Tobias Harris. He's going to be way better than Harris that has been for us.

Speaker 2 And then he looks like Tobias Harris for you. And so if Paul George is actually

Speaker 1 insults to Tobias Harris, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it is because Tobias Harris is very average below average with the Sixers and he's been pretty good with the pistons.

Speaker 1 No, but I'm saying is would Tobias Harris listen to this and be like, yo, I've been better than Paul George. At least I played him.

Speaker 2 That would be fair if he did say that he's at least been on the court. But with Paul George, he just looks like a complete shell of his former self.

Speaker 2 So if the Paul George decline is beginning and this isn't just an off year at 35, 36 years old, whatever he is, you have to take advantage of these years, especially if like Embiid is healthy come April and you sneak in as the seven or the eighth seed.

Speaker 1 You can't. There's no way they're going to be the seven or the eight seed.
They're going to be nine or ten, but they could still sneak in because they have to win two play-in games.

Speaker 2 That's what I mean. If they win the two play-in games and they sneak in in that case and there's a seven or eight, like you got to, you have to go for that possibility.

Speaker 2 You can't completely tank out here. But if MB doesn't come back, moving up on the lottery is your silver lining here for Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 But I don't think you can tank for that. It's not worth doing that.
You at least have to go for it. Otherwise, it's another year wasted.

Speaker 2 And for Daryl Murray in the front office as well, and Nick Nurse as head coach, that could mean your job too.

Speaker 2 If they do miss the playoffs, and if next year they go into things and it's not better, you might not get another job anytime soon. So I don't think they have much of a choice but to go for it now.

Speaker 1 We have hit fall guy range,

Speaker 1 and it's going to be either nurse or Daryl. And I don't know which one it's going to be, but we're very close at this point.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 those guys don't play hard for nurse at all.

Speaker 1 No, they don't seem like they

Speaker 1 just, we've seen this happen over the course of the NBA history. Like Don Nelson was a great coach.
He took over the Ewing Knicks at one point in the mid-90s, and I think he lasted like 45 games.

Speaker 1 It just didn't work. I don't know if it's that bad for them, but when you don't have two of your best three guys basically never playing, you know, they had this huge stretch last week.

Speaker 1 It was like four and five against all good teams.

Speaker 1 And Embiid missed all the games. And then he met, and then they were like, he's probably at least another week.
If you look at their schedule, any game where he would come back, it's a good team.

Speaker 1 There's like always like a Boston or a Cleveland. There's somebody on there.
And I just, I don't think he's going to come back until he's healthy.

Speaker 1 I don't think he wants to come back at his ass kicked. So I don't know if you're Nick Nurse.
What do you do on that? But the Paul George piece is the shocking thing. I guess we should have known.

Speaker 1 He's been in the league a while that it was possible, but

Speaker 1 I don't know. He was always hit or miss, but he hit and he's not hitting anymore.

Speaker 1 It's more misses or I forgot you were out there than hits.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, at the least, at a minimum, he was a far better spot-up shooter than Tobias Harris. He was always a puppet.
40% from three.

Speaker 2 Tobias Harris was very streaky and consistent and lower volume.

Speaker 2 This year, Paul George, only 35% from three, has not been a knockdown guy on top of, you know, just stinking it up end of game situations, losing control of the ball in the final minutes of games, real careless turnovers.

Speaker 2 And the defense is not at a lockdown level for that matter either.

Speaker 2 So, like, the things that you thought at a minimum were getting elite defender and knockdown shooter who can sometimes go off, you're not even getting the role player stuff from him right now.

Speaker 2 And so, that's where your Philadelphia,

Speaker 2 if he's not producing, I don't know if there's an answer for you to solve that at all with this roster.

Speaker 1 You were banking on Paul George.

Speaker 2 You waited for him in free agency. That's what the whole plan was, was to go out and get Paul George for seven months.
This was the plan.

Speaker 2 So if he's not working out, nobody's going to take him for that matter.

Speaker 1 Who do you think's the most relieved? Orlando, the Clippers?

Speaker 1 I wonder who else would have been in the mix on that.

Speaker 2 Well, Golden State was in the mix for Paul George, too.

Speaker 1 Golden State. Oh, yeah.
But they were trying.

Speaker 2 Can you be relieved if you're them, though? You're super average this year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're a five-year-old. I don't think you can.
Yeah. So we agree.

Speaker 2 Philly needs to use those picks, though. They have four tradable picks.
They need to use those, I'd say.

Speaker 1 Would you use McCain,

Speaker 1 who's out for the year?

Speaker 2 I don't know. He looks pretty damn good, Bill.

Speaker 1 Long term, McCain Maxie is your backcourt. Is that a backcourt that makes sense to you from a basketball standpoint?

Speaker 2 It's too small.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's too small. But I think McCain's value would only go up.
To me, I mean, I think like everybody talks about Jimmy Butler as as a, as a guy to Phoenix and, you know, all these other teams.

Speaker 2 Nobody ever mentions Philly. What if Philly offered three firsts with Paul George to reunite Jimmy Butler with Joelle LeBed? Maybe you don't do that if you're Philly.

Speaker 2 Maybe you keep your tradable picks and go elsewhere, but I'm just throwing the idea out there. And maybe Miami rolls the dice with Paul George as a longer-term salary.

Speaker 1 I have Paul George coming up later when we get to the fake trade section of this podcast because it's a fascinating topic.

Speaker 1 So we agree Philly's not shutting it down. They still have a chance to be a nine or a 10 seed.

Speaker 1 If they can get all those guys healthy for two months, that's still the plan. If I'm Daryl Maury, like that's a better chance than keeping my fingers crossed in the lottery.
Okay. Next one.

Speaker 1 New Orleans is in what the fuck land where they suck, but now that all their guys are back, they're actually like

Speaker 1 pretty solid and really talented. And Trey Murphy's been playing great.

Speaker 1 And they might be too talented to be a full tank team a lot, Brooklyn and teams like that. They have some good trade assets.
Ingram as an expiring is hurt right now.

Speaker 1 Zion, year to year, you can get out. CJ McCollum,

Speaker 1 overpriced, but reasonable for somebody who needs a scoring something. And then I guess Murray,

Speaker 1 their roster doesn't really make sense.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what the move is. What do they do? What do you do if you're running New Orleans?

Speaker 2 I think you just keep it going. Honestly,

Speaker 2 I wouldn't necessarily tank it out unless you're getting a really, really good deal for McCollum.

Speaker 2 I think trading CJ McCollum would definitely be top of my list aside from the obvious Ingram.

Speaker 1 Now he's going to be upset at me again because he thinks I always throw him in trade rumors.

Speaker 2 I mean, nobody's wanted Ingram for a year and a half.

Speaker 1 Especially now that he's hurt. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yes. Is that going to change in the next three weeks here? With McCollum, at least he has had some banger performances as of late.
He's looked healthy. He looks very good for them right now.

Speaker 2 So maybe you're trading McCollum. The issue is the fact that he's a tough guy to trade at $33 million this year.
He's still a smaller guard. So for New Orleans, part of me, Bill, looks at this as

Speaker 2 a year in which your horrible start with Zion missing time keeps you in the lottery. It's going to keep you having good draft odds.
So if you do win the league.

Speaker 2 Yes. So if you win towards the end of the season, maybe you actually have some clarity on what you want to do heading into the summer.

Speaker 2 So I'm not totally against keeping things together because you're going going to have a lottery pick anyway.

Speaker 2 You're not going to get into the play-in as you're too far back right now. So I'm okay with keeping things together right now.

Speaker 2 And if Zion is back to prime Zion for the whole rest of the season, I think that maybe gives you an idea of what you want to do in the summer if you're the Pelicans versus dumping things right now just for slightly higher odds.

Speaker 1 You just stumbled into the answer. These next two months are about building back Zion up as a genuine asset and then trying to

Speaker 1 get out of that situation as fast as you can.

Speaker 2 So, you're still ejecting from the Zion situation.

Speaker 1 I am.

Speaker 1 To me, if he's healthy for two months, that

Speaker 1 trade when the value is high, they're 11 wins or 11 losses behind Phoenix for the 10 seed. That's crazy.
So, there's no scenario where they catch fire, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 One of the things about Trading McCollum is then you could play Jordan Hawkins more. It's weird.
They're deep, but they also have a terrible record. They make no sense as

Speaker 1 a team of assets. Anyway,

Speaker 1 next one.

Speaker 1 I didn't know it was going to be today. What's today's day? January 22nd.

Speaker 1 I thought it was going to be after the Celtics game, the next day when we celebrated the annual Lakers holiday, passive aggressive trade day, when some report comes out that LeBron and AD, or just LeBron, aren't happy with the roster.

Speaker 1 It happened today. It was January 22nd.
I wish I had had FanDuel put odds with all the different days in January when it was going to happen, but it happened today.

Speaker 1 LeBron and AD apparently really want them to improve the roster. They're not that happy with it.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the move is, KOC. When you're paying those two guys $100 plus million dollars a year and you have Reeves,

Speaker 1 your roster's pretty good.

Speaker 1 And maybe look in the mirror a little bit. And I went through everybody.
I don't, if it's Rui and Vanderbilt and Vincent and two firsts, I don't even know what you're getting. Who's available?

Speaker 1 If it's a top 50 player, nobody wants to trade a top 50 player. So you're you're looking at people like Zach Levine.
And if they got Zach Levine, I just don't think they're a contender in the West.

Speaker 1 They would have the same problems they have anywhere where they can't guard anybody. I would never,

Speaker 1 Reeves is a hang-up for me if somebody called about Reeves at $12 million a year. It's like, yeah, I'm sure you do want Austin Reeves.
Fuck off. Hang up.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the move is for them. I don't know how they're a title contender.
And I have some ideas zagging the other way, but what do you think?

Speaker 2 If you're trying to add, which I don't think they're going to go the other way, Walker Kessler is a center. Try to go get him from Utah.
Then you can play two big lineups.

Speaker 1 Are you winning four rounds if you make a Walker Kessler trade? No.

Speaker 2 Just one of the names. You can trade two picks.
You can trade multiple swaps. You do have some tradable salaries.
So maybe that's one of the guys you go for.

Speaker 2 And I don't know if you and I feel the same way about this guy, Bill, but I think everything Zach Levine has done this year, forgetting.

Speaker 1 No, we're aligned on that. Okay.

Speaker 2 So like to me, like if you're able to put a package together for Zach Levine, and it's a tough deal, it probably has to be a three-way.

Speaker 2 But if you go get Zach Levine and add him to the bunch with LeBron James, Anthony Davis, if you're able to go get a five like Walker Kessler, you have Dorian Finney Smith already, you have Austin Reeves, like suddenly you have like a really good top six, top seven with a lot of dynamic scoring ability, versatility on defense, different lineup configurations that you can play.

Speaker 2 So, I think the Lakers should be adding. They should try to trade their 29 and 31.
They should try to trade their swaps. They should try to go for something here.

Speaker 1 If I was a Laker fan, I would be losing my mind at this.

Speaker 1 Really? We're going to mortgage basically the next six years so we can fulfill this charade that we're a title contender? What if you just like it's Oklahoma City?

Speaker 2 What if you slightly protect those picks?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't do it. I would sag the other way.
And if Reeves is in a trade, they're just flat out stupid.

Speaker 2 What's the other way? Does that mean trading AD, trading LeBron?

Speaker 1 I have an AD idea. Okay.
I think they should think about Zagging the other way and trading AD.

Speaker 1 And, you know, it's a really interesting thing to bring up to Laker fans because I think they're grateful they won the title in 2020, but I also feel like they don't want to lose the entire decade trying to pretend that they can win a title with these two guys as their best players because they can't.

Speaker 1 You know, and you watch them. First of all, did you see that stat about how

Speaker 1 their record versus what the record actually is? Like how far the expected win rate or whatever that stat is, which backs up what I've watched. Like they've lucked out with some schedule stuff.

Speaker 1 I don't think they're that good. And I think they know they're not that good, whatever their record is.

Speaker 1 They're going to play the Celtics tomorrow night and LeBron will have his A game and they're just not good enough defensively if the Celtics play well.

Speaker 1 Granted, the Celtics can go seven for 50 for three and get smoked in a second game back to back, but defensively, they're just not good enough. And I don't know if Walker Kessler is changing that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if you look at the teams in the NBA right now with 23-plus wins,

Speaker 2 the only two teams with a negative point differential are Magic minus 0.5 and the Lakers minus two.

Speaker 1 And the Magic lost their two best players for most of the season.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yep. And the Lakers, they're the only team in the West top six right now with a negative plus minus on the entire season.

Speaker 1 I just don't see it.

Speaker 1 I would not give away the rest of the future just because LeBron wants a better team.

Speaker 1 You know, part of it is you insisted on the Anthony Davis trade. You guys won a title for it.
You gave away all of these assets. You struck oil with Reeves.

Speaker 1 That was one of the luckiest things that could have happened to any team to get a guy.

Speaker 1 Was he undrafted or a second runner? He was undrafted, right?

Speaker 2 Pretty sure he won undrafted, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then they get him on this crazy contract because he didn't go out and shop himself.
So he's like $12 million a year for, you know, that's one of the best contracts in the league.

Speaker 1 So if you just look at those three things and the role players they have, you would think they would be better than they are, but can't guard anybody. Last team is Miami.

Speaker 1 So the Butler thing is.

Speaker 1 This is about as bad of a player team situation as we've had in a while. It's also the NBA I grew up with where stars would just get mad at teams, stars would miss planes,

Speaker 1 you know, even day to going into the 2000s. This would happen with people like Vince Carter.
I don't know what his trade value is anymore. And I don't think you probably do either.

Speaker 1 I don't know what he's worth. I can't decide because he can opt in next year.

Speaker 1 He's such a head egg. He's 35.
You know, they have to trade him. Why am I offering anything for him?

Speaker 2 And he also hasn't done anything since game two of the East Finals against the Celtics two years ago in 2023. Like he was inefficient the rest of that series, inefficient against Denver.

Speaker 2 He's missed time the last two years for, you know, suspensions, for being a malcontent, for injuries, for age.

Speaker 2 I don't know what he's actually worth at this point for all those reasons. So I don't even know if I'd want to trade for him if I'm the Suns.
I get the appeal. He's better than Bradley Beale.

Speaker 2 Obviously, they're going to continue trying to get a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 If that's the trade, you're doing that.

Speaker 2 Yes, if it's Bradley Beal, you're doing that.

Speaker 1 Bradley Beal for Butler straight up, which would be just an insane trade for Miami to make. I don't know why they would take on an extra year to Bradley Beal.

Speaker 2 That's why you have all these rumors trickling out about how it could be a four or five team trade

Speaker 2 because it's like somebody else would be taking Beal in this situation. And

Speaker 1 I don't know if you can. I actually figured out what that trade would be.
This wasn't one of my fake trades.

Speaker 2 I got one too for this one. I want to

Speaker 1 come up with the same thing. But the part that has to be true is A, Beal would want to waive his no trade clause to go to Milwaukee, which I find hard to believe.

Speaker 1 B, Milwaukee would want Bradley Beal for this year and the next two. So that you just have to like assume that that might be true.
I don't think it is.

Speaker 2 Doesn't help to be the Bucs for Beal.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm just that the trade I came up with was Butler to the Suns, Beal to the Bucks.

Speaker 1 Miami gets Chris Middleton, Stephen Adams from Houston, and Cam Whitmore from Houston. And Houston gets Brooke Lopez.

Speaker 1 And that actually works. Houston will be able to get away from the market and Houston will be taking on, yeah, $7,8 million to turn Adams and Whitmore into Lopez, basically.

Speaker 1 And then all the contracts work.

Speaker 2 Bucks just get Beal.

Speaker 1 Bucks just get Beal. That's it.

Speaker 2 See, I'm saying no if I'm the Bucks.

Speaker 1 I think I am too. Yeah.
Yeah. But I think when people talk about four-teamers, five-teamers,

Speaker 1 it's a trade like that. And I think a team like Houston has to be involved getting turning Adams and one of their younger, cheaper assets in a better center.

Speaker 2 Here's what I got for the Jimmy Butler five-way deal. I got some

Speaker 1 five-way.

Speaker 2 Five-way. Sons get Butler.
Heat get Chris Middleton and Pat Conaton.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Bulls get Bradley Beal.

Speaker 2 Bucks get Zach Levine. And then the Pistons take Bobby Portis into their cap space.

Speaker 2 And then you distribute some picks to the teams that should get them, like the Bulls for taking Beale instead of Levine. But that would be the players that work salary-wise.

Speaker 2 And so you get Beal, maybe he'd waive his no-trade clause, get reunited with his college coach, Billy Donovan, you know, restore his career there. Who knows what his logic would be going there?

Speaker 2 But I don't think there's many teams that Beal would waive his no-trade clause for. And I thought it was very, very interesting that Mark Bartelstein, his agent, came out again publicly tonight.

Speaker 2 It's the second time he's spoken publicly about Beal. And he listed a bunch of teams, the Lakers, the Bucs, the Heat, all these teams he's not waiving his no trade clause for.

Speaker 2 The Bulls weren't mentioned.

Speaker 2 So that might be because the Bulls aren't a team that a lot of people are talking about publicly in this whole scenario.

Speaker 2 But you do have the other stuff reported earlier on Thursday about the Bucs looking at Zach Levine. I don't think the Bucs would want Beal either.

Speaker 2 He's not necessarily an upgrade over this diminished version of Chris Middleton, but Zach Levine damn well is an upgrade over what you have in Middleton right now.

Speaker 2 So maybe Beal to the Bulls is something that could make sense there, which is why I came up with those five teams. And the Pistons is the fifth team.

Speaker 2 You could put other teams there, but they're the one with cap space, so it's just easy.

Speaker 1 That's good word, KOC.

Speaker 1 Here would be my

Speaker 1 counter. Why would I don't understand why the Bulls have to get rid of Zach Levine?

Speaker 1 He's played really well this year. I actually think he's an asset.

Speaker 1 I want to keep him. We did the Ringer 100.
I had him like in the 30s. I've watched him single-handedly beat like the Knicks, the Celtics.

Speaker 1 The better the competition is, the more he goes up a level. If I was Milwaukee and I could turn Chris Middleton or another contract into Zach Levine, I'm doing that in five seconds.

Speaker 1 He's way better than Bradley Beal. And plus, he plays.

Speaker 2 Yes. If I'm the Suns, I'd probably rather get Zach Levine than Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 I think you're right.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'd like Jimmy Butler, obviously, he's proven it in the playoffs. He was younger at that time.
Zach Levine also has not been in those situations.

Speaker 2 But if you remove last year when he was out for the season with a foot injury, he's been awesome since 2020.

Speaker 1 He's been awesome.

Speaker 1 Yes. And this year, he has the ball a lot, which is like for the Lakers, he makes no sense because.
He's not going to have the ball nearly as much and he can't play defense. Right.

Speaker 1 So if you're trading for him, it has to be a situation.

Speaker 1 Like the Rockets won't do it, but he's somebody that makes a ton of sense for me if I'm the Rockets, even though he would hurt a little defensively.

Speaker 1 He's somebody in the last five minutes of a game can actually like match baskets with whoever the best player on the other team is. I think that's his superpower.

Speaker 1 Not a lot of guys, like the Suns don't necessarily need that, right? But if you're talking about the Bucs who already have Damon Giannis,

Speaker 1 but you're improving the Middleton spot with him basically, the way Middleton's been playing this year, like

Speaker 1 I think about it. I like, I, I, we're, we're aligned, though.
I think Levine's been good. I, I hate seeing him get thrown into these trades like he's not an asset.
I think he's an asset.

Speaker 2 It makes no sense. I mean, I just pulled up some numbers prior to the recording, Bill, just because, like, with Levine, a lot of people still think he's like some diminished asset.

Speaker 2 But four of the last five years, if we removed last season, 45% on catch and shoot threes, 37% on dribble jumper threes, 45% on mid-range jumpers, 63% on unassisted shots at the rim.

Speaker 2 He's caught 26 lob dunks. It's the fourth most of all guards in the NBA.
So he's versatile. We know he's a great athlete.
He's an elite shooter off the dribble and off the catch.

Speaker 2 He's versatile with how he gets to those shots, screens and handoffs, pick and roll. He can shoot from mid-range.
He can do a lot for your offense and fit into different roles at this point.

Speaker 2 So just like I just forget about last year, he's been injury prone, but last year was the only year where it actually affected his performance ever since 2020. So to me,

Speaker 2 if I'm the Bulls, I'd be happy to keep him. I know that creates some roster food issues with Kobe White and all that.
Maybe you end up flipping him instead, but Kobe White's also on a value contract.

Speaker 2 But Levine's been awesome, dude. I just, I can't, I, I can't understand why he's still viewed as some horrible asset at this point.

Speaker 1 The only reason to trade him is if you feel like your team doctors who have spent a lot of time with him are like, sell high right now. This is, this is, this is it.
He's going to get hurt too much.

Speaker 1 That's the only reason. Maybe you do.

Speaker 2 Maybe, maybe that's what it ends up being. Like, if the Lakers say we'll give you two unprotected firsts,

Speaker 2 if the Suns say we'll give you Bradley Beal

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 2 two or three firsts that we just received in that really interesting deal with the Jazz, I would keep him.

Speaker 1 I think he's going to be worth more, especially like next year, there'll only be two years left on his deal.

Speaker 1 They're going to be a play-in team unless Philly can catch them.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to play that game in a winner-takes off, that team in a winner-take-all

Speaker 1 where all of a sudden it's a tie game with five minutes left, and Zach Levine is doing some of the stuff we've seen him do this year. All right, we're aligned on that.
We're going to take a break.

Speaker 1 We're going to come back. Fake trade time.

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Speaker 1 I have some fake trades that I don't think will happen, but I thought would be fun to throw at you.

Speaker 1 And then I want to hit a couple that I do think could happen, should happen, probably won't happen, but at least are realistic.

Speaker 1 Trade number one, Bradley Beal for Paul George straight up. Who says no?

Speaker 2 Bradley Beal says no.

Speaker 1 Bradley Beale says no. That's right.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's say he didn't have no trade clause.
Okay. So Bradley Beal has two years left after this year.
Paul George has three.

Speaker 1 the sixers called phoenix and said we'll give you paul george right now for beal and the the sons are like really okay well we have and they decide to do it beal has that connection with embi'd remember embi was pushing for him a couple years ago

Speaker 1 i think phoenix blinks faster with a no than philly in that trade

Speaker 2 i i think both say no in the end right philly need philly needs that big wing they have enough guards They have, you know, Maxie. McCain's out for the year, but they still have him.

Speaker 1 So you think they say no faster?

Speaker 2 I think Philly says no faster, but both end up saying no.

Speaker 1 I think Phoenix says no faster, but who knows? All right, next one:

Speaker 1 three-teamer.

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 Miami gets Kevin Durant.

Speaker 1 Philly gets Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 Phoenix gets Joel Embiid and a 2029 first, and Philly gets a 2029 first. Philly's just out of the Embiid business.

Speaker 1 They turn Embiid in a 2029 first from Miami

Speaker 1 into

Speaker 1 Jimmy Butler, and they're just out.

Speaker 1 Never going to happen.

Speaker 1 Philly says no. Philly's like, no, you can't give up one of those.
But

Speaker 1 it leads me to this question.

Speaker 1 Would Philly ever consider trading Embiid? A. B, would anyone consider trading for Embiid when he plays 40 games a year max? Is he untradable? Is he tradable? I have no idea.

Speaker 2 I think Embiid would, I think the Sixers would consider trading Embiid this summer. Right now, today, I don't think they would.
I just don't think you can today. But this summer, absolutely you could.

Speaker 2 He starts a whole new contract, $59 million next season, and then 64, and then 69 the next three years.

Speaker 1 Guarantee. Can you imagine Josh Harris, who also owns Washton, who's playing for the NFC title on Sunday? And he gets like a call about Sixers.
And he's just like, I don't even care.

Speaker 1 Like, just whatever. Just don't make any trades.
Like, I'll deal with that this summer. I just care about football.
That's it. Sixers are a loss.
Get them out of here.

Speaker 1 By the way, that, you know, Bob Myers helped Washton with the football team, right? He was on that advisory committee.

Speaker 1 And I just feel like he's looming with the Sixers thing. And I don't think I'm alone.

Speaker 1 There's been some Bob Myers Philly buzz that I think has been building because I think he had a good experience with Josh Harris. Have you heard the same thing?

Speaker 2 Very interesting. No, the only thing I heard with Bob Myers is that the Sonics could be a team when they expand,

Speaker 2 whenever the NBA is going to do that.

Speaker 1 I think Bob Myers is lurking in general.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I would not,

Speaker 1 if there is a fall guy, which we talked about earlier, it's going to be Nick Nurse and Daryl Murray. Unfortunately, could be both.
The fact that Bob Myers is, yeah, maybe it's both.

Speaker 1 One thing that Bob Myers does builds the culture. That's what he was famous for, the Warriors.
And you bring him into Philly. So if it gets really bad, I just wouldn't be surprised.
All right.

Speaker 1 So we both think.

Speaker 2 Bill, is Bob a teardown guy? Like, if he did get hired by the Sixers, was he somebody to reset things?

Speaker 1 Or would he try to get away from the other one?

Speaker 1 I think he's a, how do we get this to a better place all the way around guy before we decide to blow this up would be my guess.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. So we both think Embiid, nothing happens until this summer.

Speaker 1 I think more because the rest of the league would be like, yeah, cool. Embiid, no thanks.

Speaker 1 Third trade. Do we think Brandon Ingram has any value?

Speaker 1 Not really.

Speaker 2 Very little.

Speaker 1 Making like 33,

Speaker 1 something like that, but it's expiring.

Speaker 2 I think the value is New Orleans takes back a contract with another year on it and you get a pick as well. But Ingram himself,

Speaker 2 the injuries, the iffy production, not a lot of value and just not a lot of time left on his contract for that matter either.

Speaker 1 If you're Detroit, would you rather have Ingram for one year or Tobias Harris for two?

Speaker 2 I'm liking it with Tobias Harris. I don't think I'd want to screw up that chemistry right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's the right answer. All right, so I'm going to get rid of them in that trade, and

Speaker 1 I'm going to knock it down to

Speaker 1 is there something with San Antonio and McCollum?

Speaker 1 Sorry, CJ, I threw you into a trade. McCollum,

Speaker 1 San Antonio has Trey Jones expiring, Zach Collins this this year, next year, like 16 million.

Speaker 1 They have a little wiggle room where they could actually make a trade and take a bigger salary back.

Speaker 1 So there's ways to finagle it where they're basically just giving up an expiring Collins, who is a guy next year. They could give up.
They have a million picks.

Speaker 1 I want to see the Spurs add one or two guys, and that's going to be a recurring theme for the rest of my fake trades.

Speaker 1 There's another version of this where it could be McCollum and Ingram together

Speaker 1 going from New Orleans to San Antonio, and then New Orleans gets Jones, Collins, Harrison Barnes expiring,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 at least one 2025 first.

Speaker 1 I want to see San Antonio do something. Wemby's that if you have a top seven player,

Speaker 1 you can't pretend you don't have a top seven player. If you have tradable stuff and a million picks, like what's wrong with at least tweaking it and going for it a little bit?

Speaker 2 Is it possible you don't want to be too good too soon?

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 2 If it disperse, I mean, what's wrong with having another lottery pick this year

Speaker 2 in a draft where you could take Cooper flag if you end up getting lucky with the 5% or 6% chance with your lottery odds?

Speaker 1 It's impossible to go under 500 with Wimby. What's their record now?

Speaker 1 19 and 22. 19 and 22.
All right.

Speaker 2 So 10th best odds, 3% chance at the number one pick, which is unlikely.

Speaker 1 So you're saying there's right now, there's one, two, three, four, five, six,

Speaker 1 seven teams they're definitely not catching from a loss standpoint, plus Philly.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'd like to see them add two for the right pieces. McCollum, point guard in his 30s.

Speaker 2 I'm iffy there, and I don't love the Ingram fit with okay.

Speaker 1 So you wouldn't do anything. That's why I put it in the I'm not sure I would do this game.

Speaker 2 I want to do that. There's other stuff I think I would do if I'm the Spurs, but I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, I I have another Spurs trade for you. Okay,

Speaker 1 this will never happen. I just want to none of these four trades I did, none of them are happening.
Just

Speaker 1 a fun exercise.

Speaker 2 I'd think about Zion.

Speaker 1 That'd be fun. Well, Zion's coming later.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 this is the official blow-it-up trade for Philly where San Antonio gets Paul George, Kyle Lowry,

Speaker 1 and Tyrese Maxey.

Speaker 1 Wow, Philly gets Barnes, Zach Collins, Jones, Keldon Johnson, CP3,

Speaker 1 and a slew of firsts. Like just San Antonio, like six firsts, seven firsts, whatever you do.
And basically, Philly just gets out of this whole thing.

Speaker 1 They do the super tank and they sell high on Maxie, knowing they have McCain. This will never happen.
I just want to do it as a thought experiment.

Speaker 2 Maxie Webby, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Yeah. San Antonio overpays.
They pay 140 cents on the dollar, 170 cents on the dollar with all the extra picks they have, just with the end game being Maxie, Castle, Wemby,

Speaker 1 Fasselle. And this is our team going forward.
It'll never happen.

Speaker 1 You kind of like this one.

Speaker 2 I love it. Yeah.
I mean, I'm into it.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like the same reason why I liked Reed Shepard for them in the draft, because I want that shooting, smaller, quick guard, speedy guy to pair with Victor.

Speaker 2 I mean, I know the Chris Paul stuff is working. I get it.

Speaker 1 It looks good. He's almost 40.

Speaker 2 But he moves so slow, he can't get into the paint anymore.

Speaker 2 I think Wendy should be getting a lot more lob opportunities than he's been able to, but that's because Chris Paul is very slow and he's not able to beat guys off the dribble and defense because defenses can just switch.

Speaker 2 You wouldn't be able to do that as much if it's Maxie or somebody like that.

Speaker 1 Would you still have Shepard over Castle with that pick?

Speaker 2 I think so.

Speaker 1 I think so. Really? I love Castle.
I mean, I love playing on that dude.

Speaker 2 I mean, it was so close for me between those guys. I think I had it

Speaker 2 Shepard, Castle, Klingon.

Speaker 1 Who do you have number one in a redraft now?

Speaker 1 Just throw all the teams out. Who do you think the best asset is?

Speaker 2 I don't know if I'd change that at this point right now. I think I'd keep those three.

Speaker 1 Was it Reed Shepherd's 49-point performance in the G-League that won you over? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It has been better in Houston.

Speaker 2 I just think it's a lack of playing time. They just have too many guys.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, who's he he going to? I kept all my stock. I haven't sold an ounce of Reed Shepherd stock, but I love Castle.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Castle's awesome.

Speaker 1 I would have taken Castle first heading into the draft. I would take him first now.
I love how competitive he is. I feel like he's getting better.

Speaker 1 I think physically in like four years, I think he's just going to be like just a beast. I can't wait to see how he grows.

Speaker 2 If they, like, let's say they got that Maxie Deal or whoever the small guard is, Castle can be like your Eguadala type to like Stephan Curry. Like he does, He does everything for your team.

Speaker 2 He can defend every position, cut, spot up, screen, sometimes run, pick and roll, handle the offense for you. Castle's just like a total true Swiss Army knife to that roster.
I don't know. I love him.

Speaker 2 He's perfect with Victor, perfect for the Spurs.

Speaker 1 They're going to luck out at some point. There's going to be a team going sideways that wants to rebuild and trades their expensive point guard.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 three weeks ago, you could have said maybe it's Sacramento, but they kind of righted the ship a little bit.

Speaker 1 But at some point, there's going to be somebody with some leverage and a team that is ready to

Speaker 1 blow it up. Anyway, that trade's never happening, so don't aggregate it.

Speaker 1 Did you have a fake trade that's never happening, but you still were enchanted by it?

Speaker 2 Let's see on my lists.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 I think most of mine, maybe you could say there's a chance.

Speaker 1 So none of them I would say are super crazy. Put them in the year saying a chance.
All right, let's move into trades we could actually see happening, even though if they probably won. I'll get you.

Speaker 1 what's your first one?

Speaker 2 All right. First one, Orlando Magic, Anthony Simons to the Magic for Cole Anthony, Jet Howard, and one first-round pick going to the Blazers.

Speaker 2 So you upgrade over Cole Anthony with Anthony Simons, younger guy as well that still fits the roster for you moving forward in Orlando. And Portland gets Jet Howard.

Speaker 2 Maybe he turns into something, a future pick.

Speaker 2 And they get some salary relief as well, since you're going to have Cole Anthony, Jet Howard, and pieces rather than that big Simons deal deal in the 25 million dollar range

Speaker 2 and simons has some orlando connections i think yes he's from florida yeah there's always he's always been rumored in a it's a possible magic thing it and for portland it's all like an all-in you know let's get a full look at scoot scoot's been better as of late he's showed signs of life oh

Speaker 1 so that's part of it that's part of it's showing signs of life all right yes there's been life

Speaker 2 that's part of it for portland here it's like you have simons who's taking a lot of those touches he's absorbing a lot of those minutes Cole Anthony, great

Speaker 2 chemistry guy for the magic. That's one reason why you wouldn't want to move him, but he could be that in Portland too.
He could be the backup spark plug point guard.

Speaker 2 Simons is actually deserving of a bigger role.

Speaker 2 So I think he could get that with the magic that he can't get with Portland because you still need to invest in Scoot if you're the Blazers, despite all the ups and downs.

Speaker 1 I think what we've seen the last five, six games, which I've been monitoring very closely, was the much. And plus the Billips quotes, too.
Billips seems like really fired up about him all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 But stuff's clicking. Things are happening.
They're starting to move the team toward him. They're also in the tanking situation, so it's perfect.
Just let him make his mistakes. But I'm with you.

Speaker 1 Simons probably needs to go for the scoop piece. I don't know what he's worth.
So if you're saying like Orlando gives up a first, that's going to be a bottom half of the first round first, unless.

Speaker 1 It's this year's draft because their record isn't as nearly as good as it would have been because of all the injuries. So they have, they own their own first the next six years.

Speaker 1 I would probably want this year's first from them if I traded Simon. Yeah, I think so.
Because going forward, they're probably going to be a top eight or nine team. So, all right, that's a fun one.

Speaker 1 My first one.

Speaker 1 I want to get Cam Johnson, who's been floated around a lot, and Brooklyn clearly wants to trade him. I've decided Detroit should be the team that gets him.

Speaker 1 And Detroit has the Tim Hart away expiring. They have a weird situation with their pick because New York owns their pick.

Speaker 1 So it's like protected and it just keeps rolling over, but then you can't trade 2025 or 26 because eventually it'll be realized in 27.

Speaker 1 So I was thinking, I wonder how the Knicks would help them out and remove the protections from the pick so that Detroit could trade this year's pick, try to get Cam Johnson to maybe that other Knicks pick.

Speaker 1 Then I started thinking, you don't see teams do this this much, but what if the Knicks traded Mitchell Robinson to Detroit as part of the deal?

Speaker 1 And as as part of the deal, they got this giant trade exception

Speaker 1 and they forfeited their rights to the Detroit first.

Speaker 1 And they got Dayron Sharp back from the Nets. And they just got a backup center making $10 million less than Robinson.
And then the Nets would be like, we'll give you D'Angelo Russell too.

Speaker 1 He's available. And the Knicks are going, no, thanks.
But is there something there where

Speaker 1 It could be a three-teamer, not a two. The Knicks could get something out of it, cut some salary, create an exception.

Speaker 1 Maybe it's just cam johnson for tim hardaway and a pick and it's a later pick but do you is there something there because i feel like there is i would like the pistons i want to see them get better

Speaker 2 i mean it's complicated um

Speaker 2 so like i i would i'm just trying to figure out the salaries here so mitchell robinson to be clear he's going to he's 14 million detroit could actually take it because

Speaker 1 um to detroit because they're way under the capital

Speaker 2 yeah no they they have the cap yeah Well, if they're taking a Cam Johnson, they won't be under the cap, though.

Speaker 1 I did it in the trade machine, and it all worked because there's trade exception stuff, too.

Speaker 1 Anyway, it could just be Cam Johnson and Hardaway in a pick, and we could make it easier because that works too.

Speaker 1 But I mean, I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 I mean, regardless of the surrounding pieces, the idea of Cam Johnson on the Pistons makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 I mean, as a better than Hardaway base.

Speaker 2 Yes, that's the type of guy they should be going for for sure.

Speaker 2 Like, if it's an easier deal to make, then, then maybe, but like, I don't know about all the other pieces, but Cam Johnson with the Pistons, yes, please.

Speaker 1 Like, that's a good idea. I made it too complicated, but yes, like just simply that idea I like.
Yes.

Speaker 1 If I were the Knicks, I'd be thinking of a way to dump Mitchell Robinson in a trade and get a cheaper big back and try to get some cap space, some apron relief, some luxury tax relief, and some flexibility with some sort of trade exception would be my dreams there.

Speaker 2 I have a Mitchell Robinson trade in part for that. Let's hear it.
I got the Knicks in the jazz.

Speaker 2 I got Mitchell Robinson, Deuce McBride, who would pain me to trade, and Precious Achua for Colin Sexton, Walker Kessler, and a salary filler in Speed McKyluke.

Speaker 2 So in this case,

Speaker 2 you would do this deal if you're the Knicks knowing that Mitchell Robinson may not be coming back for the entire season. And so you get Walker Kessler back to fill a similar role.

Speaker 2 You get Colin Sexton as an upgrade over Deuce McBride. I love Deuce.
I think Deuce is better than Tom Thibodeau. I mean, Tom Thibodeau barely plays him, though.

Speaker 2 He barely plays any of the guys off the bench. So maybe you don't even make this deal for that reason, knowing Tibbs is going to have Walker Custom playing eight minutes a game and Sexton playing 15.

Speaker 2 But maybe he would play some of those guys more.

Speaker 2 So I think if you're the Knicks, something along those lines, I'd be wanting to get another center because as much as I really like Precious Achua, I want a true five.

Speaker 2 I want another true rim protector next to Cat because what they've been doing lately in the lineups had worked well, but they've barely played Kat with a Chua. It's worked when they have.

Speaker 2 It's been really successful for that team, but I want to see somebody that allows Kat to be in that role he was next to Gobert in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 I know Achua doesn't offer the rim protection that, say, Walker Kessler could. So maybe I've made that deal too complicated and you trim it down.

Speaker 1 No, I see what you're trying to do with it, though. I just

Speaker 1 want to get out of five.

Speaker 1 Why do I have to trade Kessler if I'm Utah? Is what I keep coming back to every time I see his name in trade rumors.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's the case with a lot of guys.

Speaker 1 Like, why am I trading this guy? Yeah, I'm sure you do want him. He's a young guy in a super cheap contract and he produces and he protects the rim.
Why do I have to trade him?

Speaker 1 Like, they're probably, I would assume, they're going to try to be good next year or try to be better. How many years in a row can you throw away? Yeah, there's something there.

Speaker 1 I think the Knicks have to think that way. How can they package next year, Bill?

Speaker 2 They got to go get BYU's AJ DeVonso. One more year of being crappy.

Speaker 1 Oh, you think they're throwing away another one?

Speaker 1 One more year.

Speaker 2 Just one more if you're the jazz.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 2 And also, next year's class has more than just AJ, too. Like next year's class, you got the Boozers, you got Kareem Lopez, who's dominating in the NBL right now, as 17 years old in a men's league.

Speaker 2 So there's a lot of guys in next year's class that could be a number one quality pick. So I think it's one more year for Utah.

Speaker 1 Where's the Bansa in the Brooklyn and the Brockton rankings right now? It's got to be number one.

Speaker 1 No, Hagra's got to be one, right?

Speaker 2 Oh, I mean, right, today, like currently.

Speaker 1 All time.

Speaker 1 It's rising.

Speaker 1 All time, yes.

Speaker 2 The Bansa's got to prove.

Speaker 1 Was it Rocky Marciano from Brooklyn? Brockton?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Over my shoulder, these two bobbleheads.

Speaker 1 Marvin Hagger. So Marciano and Hagra are one, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 All time. Yeah, they're one, two, without a doubt.

Speaker 1 I need to take a break before I throw this next trade at you. So we're taking a quick break.

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Take a deep breath.

Speaker 1 What if San Antonio traded for Jordan Poole and Jonas Valentinas

Speaker 1 and gave up Jones and Collins and a first-round pick

Speaker 1 and kind of dabbled in getting better, but didn't really do it and didn't really give up anything? And if you're watching, you're like, this is great.

Speaker 1 Now we got rid of the one guy who can actually win games for us.

Speaker 1 We got rid of a center that keeps getting mentioned in these trading.

Speaker 1 We know what happens with these centers. They always end up going for second-round picks.
Nobody gives up a first-round pick for the $9 million

Speaker 1 pretty good center.

Speaker 1 But if you're San Antonio and you could add just Jordan Poole and Bound Shooters for nothing,

Speaker 1 like basically nothing. Why wouldn't you do that?

Speaker 2 So with Jordan Poole, Bill. Yeah, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 Throughout his entire basketball life, he's been a near 90% guy from the free throw line.

Speaker 2 He's had touch near the basket on floaters, but he's never been a consistent three-point shooter until this season.

Speaker 2 25 years old, over 40% from three for the first time in his entire career after he was a below 34% guy. What if this is the new Jordan Poole?

Speaker 1 What if you figure out the 2022 finals, Jordan Poole is really Jordan Poole, and Draymond Green just punched it out of him for two years?

Speaker 1 I think he's worth taking our, it's this year and the next two on his contract. He's overpaid, there's no question.
But if you're San Antonio, what do you care?

Speaker 1 You're not spending that much money anyway.

Speaker 2 And for Poole, like, it's not like you have him till he's 27, 28 years old. Yeah.
So it's not a long-term.

Speaker 1 I think he's been legitimately good this year. I actually like watching him on the Wizards this year, right?

Speaker 2 I know the Wizards went from one of the worst watches in the league last year to, oh, wait a minute, they're pretty fun. There's some like Poole's been really good.
Alex Sarr is getting better.

Speaker 2 They've been a fun team to watch.

Speaker 1 Well, you can tell who's not watching the Wizards when people are like, What if they can get Kyle Kuzma? And it's like, You obviously haven't watched a Wizards game this year.

Speaker 1 It's been one of the worst parts of the league.

Speaker 1 Nobody wants Kyle Kuzma.

Speaker 2 Kuzma has not been good, but Poole, I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued because for a long time, that so you like this one.

Speaker 1 This might be the first one we've fully agreed on.

Speaker 2 I like this one because Poole is the type of guy that I think is worth a swing. Like for the

Speaker 2 Spurs, these guys, I don't want to get when they first drafted Wemby Bill, I was thinking, oh, they should accelerate. They should go after Brooke Lopez and have another big.

Speaker 2 They should go after a veteran and really support Victor and be good right away. I've backed off that the last year and a half.
I want them instead to take these short-term guys who are swings.

Speaker 2 I'd be open to Zion, Jordan Poole types, guys like that who help you be competitive, but you're not having to overspend all of your future assets because the time you're going to be really wanting to trade in those assets, like the two future picks you got from Minnesota, the picks you have from the Hawks, that's going to be in the next two, three, four years in that range when Victor's into his mid-20s.

Speaker 2 That's when it's time to go build and try to go for it and take those really big swings on proven guys.

Speaker 1 I still think you want to be, but I still think you want to be competitive in a real way now, which is what Presty did with OKC the last couple of years, right? He's,

Speaker 1 he,

Speaker 1 just because he lucked out in a bunch of different ways by his skill as a GM, but also like guys blossoming maybe faster than he thought. But all that stuff was good for them.

Speaker 1 Those, those games that OKC played the last two years led to this year. I think if you're San Antonio, you want to start thinking that way.
Totally.

Speaker 1 Can this year and next year lead to two years from now, we're a 60-win team.

Speaker 2 And they are competitive. They're just slightly below 500.
They're really great when victor's on the floor.

Speaker 1 They're tough at the end of games.

Speaker 1 They have the same problem Houston has where it's, you know, if he's not getting the ball in the right spots, it's really, or Vesselle is really the only other one I kind of trust with the ball.

Speaker 1 CP is too old now.

Speaker 2 And Vessel's been disappointing this season.

Speaker 1 No, he has, but I mean, at least I feel like he can get the shot that he wants. I don't know if it's going in.
But it's really hard for them to create offense down the stretch.

Speaker 1 And Jordan Poole, no issues creating Jordan Poole, no issues.

Speaker 1 All right. So we're aligned on that one.
I would love to see them do that. I like it.

Speaker 2 I'm into it. That's a good creative idea.
I hadn't thought about Jordan Poole as a target for the Spurs. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 Do your Zion one. You must have a Zion to the Spurs one.

Speaker 2 I don't have a Zion to the Spurs one. I was just intrigued by the idea after you mentioned the Pelican Straits.

Speaker 1 I'm all in. I mean, there's multiple ways that could go.

Speaker 1 I don't know how many picks would have to be involved, but I think putting Zion, I talked about this a couple weeks ago, rolling the dice with Zion

Speaker 1 with that team, with the spotlight of being Wemby's teammate, different organization, a lot of history, titles, Tim Duncan sitting there courtside every once in a while. I would just do it.

Speaker 1 Can I give you a three-way of

Speaker 1 just kind of it's like a Yankee swap and Christmas?

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 1 Milwaukee gets Tobias Harris, making $25.3 million this year on the books for next year, too.

Speaker 1 Minnesota gets Chris Middleton, $31.7 million. Detroit gets Julius Randall, $33.1 million.
This actually works in the trade machine. So Detroit's taking

Speaker 1 almost $8 million extra salary to quote-unquote upgrade from Harris to Randall, maybe for this year, maybe this year and next year if he ops in.

Speaker 1 Minnesota is saving a little money and getting rid of the Julius Randle issue that's kind of haunted them all season, even though I think he's a good basketball player.

Speaker 1 It just doesn't make sense for them. So they would save $1.6 million, which with the tax becomes like $20 million or some crazy number.
And just kind of people passing stuff around.

Speaker 1 I kind of like it.

Speaker 1 And Milwaukee saving money.

Speaker 1 But I kind of like the idea of Randall on Detroit because even Monday, everyone was going nuts about Cade. Cade had 10 turnovers in that game.
He has the ball all the time.

Speaker 1 You know, he kind of needs one more person.

Speaker 2 I don't want Randall in Detroit.

Speaker 1 So you don't want Randall anywhere. Is there a team you want Randall?

Speaker 1 Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 So you think he's become a good stats, bad team guy?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that's exactly what he is.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's crazy to say that about a dude who is two-time all-NBA, and he's had some really good seasons, but he's just been horrible for Minnesota this year.

Speaker 2 And he's also had times where he was horrible for the Knicks. And so you have this really good thing going right now with the Pistons.

Speaker 2 And I know Cade's not perfect yet, but I don't want Randall clogging the lane for Cade when things are finally opening up for him and he's looking like a borderline all-NBA guy.

Speaker 2 But why do you like it for the other teams, though? I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 I like saving money if i'm milwaukee and i like saving a little money if i'm minnesota and getting rid of the randall piece and for detroit i think the bet would just be randall was 24 and 10 and was an all nba forward you know a couple times for the knicks and got put in one of the worst possible situations in minnesota for him as a basketball player where it just doesn't make sense maybe there's an actual asset here

Speaker 2 Or is that in part his fault that it's not working perfectly?

Speaker 1 Oh, it's definitely partly his fault because he doesn't know how to play any other way. But that's the thing.
It's like,

Speaker 1 well, maybe on a different team, there's something more here. I would think about it.
But I also think that Troy probably has better moves. Like, I like Cam Johnson for them more than Randall.

Speaker 1 But Randall's not

Speaker 1 to me, he's not a sunk cost. Like, Beal is a sunk cost to me.
I don't see a scenario where he's worth that money ever again. Randall, I'm not positive.

Speaker 1 I'm sure you do too. I know some Knicks fans who still swear by Randall and we're like, guy's getting a bad rap.
He was really good for us.

Speaker 1 Those people are out there. Then there's other Knicks fans who can't stand him.
Give me a trade.

Speaker 2 All right. I got a small one.
This is a son's one. Yusuf Nurkic and one of the first you got in that Utah deal to the Blazers for Robert Williams.

Speaker 2 Send Nurk back to Portland, get Time Lord, obviously injury prone, but he's a lob guy, fits the Nick Richards profile.

Speaker 1 Worth. And he makes way less money than Nurkic.

Speaker 2 yes so you're saving money and you're getting a guy who's

Speaker 2 probably has to throw something else in there to make the salary work work works salary-wise nurkic for williams yep it does

Speaker 1 i i mean i would do it just to get off the nurkic money next year and save the luxury tax nurkic is i don't know if he's not the worst contract in the league but when you think about he's one of the most untradeable i think Two years.

Speaker 1 It was hilarious. Yeah.
It was hilarious earlier in the year when the Suns fans were thinking that they could turn Nurkic into Vusevich somehow. It's like, what planet are you on?

Speaker 1 Nurkic has been awful. Nobody wants Nurkic.
Now they traded for Nick Richards and he doesn't play at all.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I would do that for both teams because Nurkic had the only thing is if you're trading a center, if I'm Portland, do I want to get a center back?

Speaker 1 Is it worth it just to get a random pick?

Speaker 1 Is there a way to make that a three-way deal where Nurkic goes somewhere else?

Speaker 2 Maybe Nurkic comes off the bench for you behind klingen something like that you know but

Speaker 2 then you have the eight in issue as well but i i want to see them go with too big sometimes i'd like to see them try that out more often i don't know if i think billup is resistant to doing that but at least nurkic is a guy he's you know he's a vet maybe he plays a little bit off the bench for you but um being back in portland maybe he won't pout like he is in phoenix right now Is Aiton a trade piece to you in any way?

Speaker 2 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 So he's another one. I agree with you.

Speaker 2 He's been productive, but who's trading for him at $30 plus million dollars? So many teams have fives right now.

Speaker 2 I don't think there's many teams out there that would want a five making his money with how inconsistent he is.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't know the team. I'm not sure.
New Orleans made sense a little bit before the season, but not so much right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, not like they're 12 and 32.

Speaker 2 Yes. They were the only team that I really had thought of before the season.
At this point, I don't see something there for him.

Speaker 1 I have one more more big trade, so give me one more from you before I do my big trade.

Speaker 2 Let's see, I got one right here. I got a Cam Johnson one.
I mentioned this on my podcast with Bobby Marks earlier in the week, and he was iffy on it. So I'm curious about your thoughts.

Speaker 2 Cam Johnson to the Cavs for Isaac Okoro, rookie Jalen Tyson, Niang's contract, and their unprotected 2031 first.

Speaker 2 Bobby was iffy on it because the Cavs, you could argue, and I think his reason is pretty sound here.

Speaker 2 You could argue the Cavs should try to get under the luxury tax this year to not get that clock started. So you become a team over the tax multiple years in a row.

Speaker 2 Once Mobly has to be re-signed and all these guys' deals come up. And so Bobby was like, maybe you go the other way and try to trade a guy to get under the tax.
I think that makes sense.

Speaker 2 At the same time, Cam Johnson is very clearly an upgrade over Isaac Okoro. He adds dynamic shooting ability to your team when you're on a 70-win pace.
This could be your chance to go for it.

Speaker 2 This could be the only year. Who knows what's going to happen in the future?

Speaker 2 So I like the idea of at least going for it this year and trying to roll the dice with somebody like Cam Johnson adding more upside to your team.

Speaker 1 I don't like it. And I'll tell you why.
I think if that team loses in the playoffs, it's going to be because of their inability to guard wings,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 Cam Johnson's not helping me with that. So if I'm using my last trade chip,

Speaker 1 and I agree, their shooting's great. That always helps.
But I don't think he's playing crunch time for them because now I have Garland out there and Cam Johnson.

Speaker 1 Like if I'm playing Tatum and Brown, who's guarding Tatum and Brown if I'm playing those guys together?

Speaker 1 So I feel like if they're going to do a trade like that and go into the major attacks, I need somebody who can potentially guard Jason Tatum

Speaker 1 in the last five minutes of a game six in Boston. And I don't think it's Cam Johnson.
That would be my counter.

Speaker 2 I don't know who it is, though, that you can go get. I mean, like, Isaac O'Corro is a better defender, but he also is somebody that you're going to be helping off of on defense.
It's always a

Speaker 2 push-pull with these guys. So, for the Cavs, you have limited assets.

Speaker 1 Why do they have to do anything? They're playing really well. Like, I guess that's my other question with them:

Speaker 1 they seem like they all love playing with each other and they're having a great season. Like,

Speaker 1 sometimes continuity is the move, right?

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 2 Sometimes it is. And sometimes you regret not trying to add another piece.
It can go both ways. I think it depends.
Like, Cam Johnson's a good guy.

Speaker 2 I think he could fit into any locker room flawlessly. I don't think it'd be an issue with the team.

Speaker 1 He's having a great team.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's been great. So I just think if you're talking about like who defends Tatum, who defends Brown,

Speaker 2 like it's hard to defend those guys, all these great players at that level anyway, unless you have a truly elite.

Speaker 1 I think it's easy to friend Jalen Brown lately.

Speaker 2 Right now it is.

Speaker 1 Hey, he's watching. Try that followay again for the fat one.
That'll be great. Try that one more time.

Speaker 2 Drive to the middle of the floor with your left hand again.

Speaker 2 But I think for the Cavs, if you're talking about that matchup issue, I mean, you do have Dean Wade who's been really good defensively for you.

Speaker 2 But even then, Dean Wade alone isn't stopping those guys. It's having Evan Mobley shade over and help.
It's having Jared Allen presence at the basket.

Speaker 2 It's Donovan Mitchell helping at the nail and shading help over.

Speaker 2 It's more than one guy. So I don't think Cam Johnson's some liability by any means.
He's just an average defender, but he's definitely somebody that they would pick on compared to the others.

Speaker 2 And by the way, if you're picking on anybody, like if it's an in-game lineup, it's Garland.

Speaker 1 It's Garland still.

Speaker 1 Now I have two guys I can pick on. I'm using Cam Johnson's guy to set the screen for Garland.
And it's like a feast now.

Speaker 2 Could be.

Speaker 1 It's an interesting one because on the other hand, you could say, well, we're just going to outscore everybody. Now we have Cam Johnson.

Speaker 1 We're scoring 120 points a game and we'll figure out how to get some stops.

Speaker 1 I'd be really scared to do that much if I was Cleveland because it seems like one of the few teams we have right now that actually really likes playing with each other. Right.

Speaker 1 How many teams, when you watch these games, how many teams actually seem like they all like each other? It's less than five. Okay,

Speaker 1 100%. They're the number one version of that.

Speaker 2 Cleveland's. I mean, obviously one and two, both one seeds.

Speaker 1 They have Boston really likes each other, even though they're not playing that well. I would put them on that list.

Speaker 2 They're just bored.

Speaker 1 I think Boston's bored right now. No question.

Speaker 1 Do you have another one? Because I have one big one. Is there another one you want to throw?

Speaker 2 Go with your big one.

Speaker 1 Are you ready for the big one?

Speaker 2 I got my favorite ones out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's an Anthony Davis trade.

Speaker 1 And the thinking is we've gone as far as we can go. We've done everything we could for you, LeBron.

Speaker 1 You've been here since 2018. We won a title together.
We went and got your guy, Anthony Davis. We drafted your son and gave him a no-cut contract.

Speaker 1 Every time you've pushed us to do something, we've done it, including the Russell Westbrook trade, which you've were hands off after that happened.

Speaker 1 We've taken this as far as we can go, and we're not going to mortgage any more of the future for this because for the first time ever, the Quippers have a better arena than us and probably a better team.

Speaker 1 And there's something cool happening with them. And there's nothing cool happening with us.
And we're not going to be held hostage by this anymore.

Speaker 1 The story in sports, decades after decades, is people trying to appease aging superstars. It never ends well.
We're not going to do it. We're going to zag the other way.

Speaker 1 We're going to trade Anthony Davis to the Golden State Warriors. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 And we're going to get back your buddy Draymond Green,

Speaker 1 Schroeder's expiring, Kaminga, Jackson Davis,

Speaker 1 Golden State's 25 and 27 firsts, and a 2029 pick swap. That's LA's call.

Speaker 1 We're cashing in.

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 2 Are you sure this is the Lakers going the other way? Draymond's still a really good defender.

Speaker 1 It's a pretty good trade. They're getting Draymond, Schroeder, Kaminga.
They get to roll dice to them, Jackson Davis.

Speaker 1 And if you're the Warriors, you still have enough left, and you're going to build around Davis and Curry going down the stretch, and you could probably get creative with some other moves.

Speaker 1 It's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 I don't think the Warriors do it, but I'm intrigued.

Speaker 1 Too many picks?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Too many picks.

Speaker 1 All right, so let's just say this year's number one, which would be in the middle of the draft, and a 27 unprotected first.

Speaker 1 So now I don't think the Lakers do it now.

Speaker 2 You think Steph would break up? Let's say the Warriors are in a position. They're no to blowing it up, no to trading Steph and Draymond this summer, right? Let's just say they're not going to do that.

Speaker 2 Do you think Steph would be willing to break up with Draymond in the scenario?

Speaker 1 I think the only team

Speaker 1 that you could talk yourself into this being a realistic scenario is the Lakers. because Draymond will get to live in Los Angeles and play with LeBron.
Draymond, I think you want it to happen.

Speaker 1 Draymond might be like, this sounds great. I've always wanted to be on the Lakers.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 I also think it's way harder to find an Anthony Davis trade that makes sense than people realize. Cause I see, I have people in my life, it's time to trade Davis.
It's like, where?

Speaker 1 Like, you're not trading to Houston. They can't even trade Shangoon this year.
Like, it would have to be like this summer, right? And at that point, LeBron's 41 and, you know, people probably know.

Speaker 1 You go around the league, you would have said in the past, oh, that maybe they get Carl Anthony Towns and some picks for him, but Carl Anthony Towns is playing great, you know, and you go around the league, I think it's really hard to find the right trade for him that he'd be excited about to put him on a team that could actually win a title.

Speaker 1 Like, could it be Oklahoma City? No, they're not mortgaging everything for

Speaker 1 Davis when they have Shay's big contract coming up and they got to pay Jalen Williams soon. They're going to have to play Chet Holmgren soon.
And they're not trading Chet for him.

Speaker 1 So you go through all the teams and I think it's way harder to figure out. I even was like, oh, Orlando will be a good one.
Go look at their contracts. What's the Orlando trade?

Speaker 1 They can barely even match all the contracts to get to where AD is. So I go and say he's the only one that made sense.

Speaker 2 Orlando's interesting, though. If they were to give Isaac, who's like 24 million, I'm doing this doing this off the top of my head.
Cole Anthony, who's like 12, and then I think Jet Howard.

Speaker 1 So Isaac would have to be in the trade. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Maybe that gets you there. Orlando would be interesting, too.

Speaker 1 The problem is like the way the league is now with these different rules, it's really hard to make like a five for one, right?

Speaker 1 You need that one awesome $28 million contract that you can put in a trade like that, and they just don't have it. So they could put, you know, they could put, you said, what'd you say, Cole Anthony?

Speaker 1 Something like that.

Speaker 2 I'm pulling up a trading machine right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm looking at Scott Johnson.

Speaker 2 Isaac at 25, Anthony at 12.9,

Speaker 2 and then Jet Howard.

Speaker 1 I think Caldwell Popo after the is trade.

Speaker 2 I'm not sure if he has to.

Speaker 1 Oh, Isaac makes 25 this year. That is pretty good.
25.

Speaker 2 It would work. Yeah.

Speaker 2 80 is

Speaker 2 $43.2 million.

Speaker 2 And then for Isaac, Anthony, and Jet Howard, those guys are...

Speaker 1 Well, wouldn't Carter have to be in that trade, though?

Speaker 2 No, I mean, it wouldn't have to be. But finance-wise, he wouldn't have to be.

Speaker 2 You could put him in there instead of Cole Anthony, potentially, I think.

Speaker 1 Is Cerudi on this?

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 You can't do Wendell Carter.

Speaker 2 You could do Wendell Carter.

Speaker 1 No, you can't trade. Is Caruti on this Zoom or no? I can't remember.

Speaker 1 Carter has a transcription.

Speaker 1 Saruti, pop on for a second. Let's talk this out.
What's up? You knew this was coming. What's up, Saruti?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 80 for Isaac, Anthony, and Howard, and then like a bar.

Speaker 1 No, let's put Carter in there. I think

Speaker 2 you can't trade Carter. Carter cannot be traded this season.

Speaker 1 Oh, because he had the extension.

Speaker 2 Yes, so he can't be traded. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What do you think, Saruti?

Speaker 3 I think about it. I mean, I've been one of the people.

Speaker 3 I feel like you, when we were in Denver, that we were talking about that, I was like the king of the like, yeah, Lakers should trade AD. Like, what's the point? Like, get what you can get for him.

Speaker 3 I never even thought of this as a possibility. I mean, it's not really what they need, but just imagine that team like that could, that has like all-time defensive capabilities.

Speaker 1 Like, that would be absurd.

Speaker 3 I mean, just go all in on your identity. I'd be a little bit worried about, you know, I don't know, he just, the injury concerns and the age profile stuff, but it would be kind of fun.

Speaker 1 So you'd have to do 25, 27, 29, and 31. I think you'd have to do four unprotected firsts.

Speaker 1 Probably throw in the Denver first that you have that rolls over and then maybe a swap. Like how many, only how many picks is that, KOC?

Speaker 1 I mean, you just listen to it. Is it five, six?

Speaker 2 Do you want to give all those picks for AD?

Speaker 3 I think, I think that's where I say no. I think that's where I say no because,

Speaker 3 you know,

Speaker 3 is the timeline right? Like when in two years, like they're not winning East this year.

Speaker 3 Maybe next year they could be a top three team. I mean, let's see about the health situation, but like it feels like they're going in completely opposite directions.

Speaker 1 Do you want to pause button you right now? Yeah, go ahead. You'd have a starting front line of AD,

Speaker 1 Hallow, and Franz.

Speaker 1 The timeline is like now when all those guys come back. I don't want to play that team.
You're right. You're going to see that team in a playoff series.
The timeline is this year if you do that.

Speaker 1 I want to do it. But if it doesn't work out, you're kind of screwed, right? Do it.

Speaker 2 I want to do it for all those picks.

Speaker 1 Three picks?

Speaker 2 I'd be cheap there if I'm the Magic. Like, AD's 31 right now.
He's got four years left until he's 34, 35 years old. And he's going to be making almost $60 million the next three years.

Speaker 1 KOC, this is the part where I remind you that the Knicks traded five first-round picks for Mikael Bridges.

Speaker 1 I know. Davis is like

Speaker 1 11th best guy in the league. I know.

Speaker 2 That's the bar.

Speaker 1 I think it has to be five picks.

Speaker 3 I think I'm saying no.

Speaker 1 I think I'm saying

Speaker 3 and just wait for something else to happen.

Speaker 2 But here's the one thing, Sir Rudy, right? Like, what is that next thing? Because

Speaker 2 let's say there's a player that anytime a player that becomes available who's better than AD,

Speaker 2 it's going to be Utah or the Thunder or the Spurs or the Rockets, the Nets, these teams that have more picks in quantity and quality.

Speaker 3 Like like the magic right the rockets can trade for him this summer shangoon and a bunch of stuff and go get him in july exactly so all these other teams have more quantity and quality that the magic can't wait for that top five guys right they're trumpets they're stepping they're jumping the line and grabbing them now yep yeah but i'm i think i'm okay long term with like you know let those guys go you know big fish hunting and we'll just make moves around the edges and kind of like because you've got the two guys you've got the guys that matter you know like uh I

Speaker 1 so I don't, I just disagree with you. It would be a better case if you were like,

Speaker 1 I'm not sure we should trade for Anthony Davis, who was super injury-prone during the year that Paolo and Franz both suffered the exact same injury, and Mo Vogner got hurt, and Suggs got hurt.

Speaker 1 We do not want to bring our comments and carbon to Anthony Davis. Make sure the obliques are iced up for every team.
I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's Anthony Davis's oblique situation? Is it okay? Oh, gosh, he's just no NBA player. He's the first guy, and he like strains it.

Speaker 1 Orlando is the only other one. I went through everybody else.

Speaker 1 I just, you know, there's like Sacramento, if you could do like a Sabonis Davis, like that, but I don't know where that gets either team, you know.

Speaker 1 I think it's Golden State.

Speaker 3 I like the Golden State one. It just feels, it feels like that's a, that's a timeline match thing that, that just kind of works out.

Speaker 1 I will say this, that trade I laid out.

Speaker 1 If that actually happened, would be one of the most fun trade moments of the 21st century.

Speaker 1 There's so much going on in that trade in all different directions that we it just feels like we would talk about that for 10 10 straight days thanks sarudi thanks guys uh

Speaker 2 kosa any last trades before we go no that's all i had listed bill that 81 has me thinking though i mean because for the lakers bill

Speaker 1 You're right.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't think they're going to necessarily go the other way that you're proposing, but it's something they should at least think about.

Speaker 2 Like, this week, I made the case writing, like, the Warriors should blow it up because they're not going anywhere. Steph's declining.
Draymond's declining.

Speaker 2 At least they're showing signs of it this year. It reminds me of the 2012-13 Celtics when KG and Pierce were still really good, but they clearly were beginning to fall a little bit.

Speaker 2 And they make the deal that leads to Tatum and Brown. And so I think the Warriors are in that spot where at least the front office and ownership should be thinking about it.

Speaker 2 And for the Lakers, obviously, LeBron and I mean, LeBron's not the same guy. He's just not.
He's still a great player, but he's not the same level player.

Speaker 2 And AD, who knows when the injuries will start perking back up again. So they should think about it.
I just think that Lakers' roster is still worth at least exploring, adding more.

Speaker 2 But if the magic call up and offer you four firsts and two swaps, you got to take that meeting and really think hard about it.

Speaker 2 Because if you do that, then that opens up your ability to say, oh, guess what? We are open to LeBron trades.

Speaker 2 And then if you were to get something for LeBron too, suddenly you'd have the most picks in the NBA.

Speaker 1 And then you're

Speaker 1 going to be able to do that. But

Speaker 1 how many contenders, teams that actually have a chance to win the title, are a realistic option for a 40-year-old guy making 50 million a year with a no-trade class? I can't find a single team.

Speaker 1 Even if you said, like, oh, Cleveland, he wants to come back home. It's like, if I'm Cleveland, do I want to? That's a pretty like aggressive

Speaker 1 reshaking of the roster. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 I want to do it without LeBron if I'm Cleveland.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, also, like, you have such a good thing.
Now you're bringing somebody who, who, you know, the two generations of guys in the league, like, revere.

Speaker 1 It's really hard for him to be like, all right, just set some picks and hit a couple corner threes for us. Like, he's going to have the ball.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the team is for him. So, and

Speaker 1 I don't think he wants to leave LA anyway. So, it's not realistic.
Davis as a trade is more realistic to me, but

Speaker 1 I just don't, the Lakers organization, I don't understand why they kowtowed these guys.

Speaker 2 Maybe the Suns for LeBron, somebody like that.

Speaker 2 Short flight away from L.A.

Speaker 2 instead of Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 Now the Lakers are taking Beal. Like they don't want, what do you think? I don't want to turn LeBron into Beale.
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 Also, like if you're the Lakers and you trade LeBron, all of a sudden your games, like if you're going to actually rebuild or you're going to like blow it up or whatever, like there is still...

Speaker 1 People go to the games to see LeBron. He's one of the greatest players in the history of the league.
Like that's still a draw and they're still in this mix where they seem relevant.

Speaker 1 People who don't don't actually watch basketball that much think they're still a contender and there's an illusion of competitiveness that is

Speaker 1 to me not real, but you at least have that once you once you start blowing this up now you're where you were in the mid-2010s.

Speaker 2 Why is that? Is that because of LeBron not being top two, top three anymore? Is that why? Or is that more something about the supporting cast? Like, why do you think that is?

Speaker 1 Well, he's, I mean, he's 40. He's not

Speaker 1 close to being the same same guy that he used to be he's still one of the 10 to 15 best guys 80 you said 11th best or something like that so if you still have two but lebron doesn't play defense anymore i don't understand how anyone could put him in the top 12 to 15 at this point when so you don't have him up there i don't i don't i i would have him in the top 25 but i i think wow i think it's really hard to to beat good teams when you have multiple holes on defense like they have i think that's a fair statement like when they have they're playing reeves and Connect and LeBron all at the same time.

Speaker 1 It's like you can't play defense that way. So, and I'm not, what position is the perfect position for him, ideally, right? It's the four.

Speaker 1 Yeah, points. And then you have Rui playing with him.

Speaker 1 Really, you want to have perimeter guys and you want shooting, but that would mean LeBron would have to guard bigger guys and rebound more and

Speaker 1 you know, step up on that. And it just doesn't seem like he has enough in the tank to do that anymore.

Speaker 1 So they're in a weird conundrum with him because he gets his stats you can catch the right night he looks great but i i don't see it night to night and we get to the playoffs that's every other game you know so if like if i was the lakers advisor would either of us say like you guys have a chance to make the finals with this team you're one move away i don't think they are They're two moves away from at least having a chance.

Speaker 1 Everyone's two moves away.

Speaker 2 Well, that's exactly why it's difficult for them. They're two moves away from having a chance.
And even then, they're still not the favorite.

Speaker 2 I'm still not taking them in a series against OKC or Denver. I still think they're probably a second round out.

Speaker 2 Even if they do get Levine, even if they do get Kessler, but you'd have a better shot in that scenario. But I still want to pick them for

Speaker 1 so much luck with you. You'd need an OKC injury.
You'd need something weird happen. You'd have to go down and there would have to be a dumb thing that happened with every team.
I just think.

Speaker 2 And it can happen that like the Warriors had a pretty good path in 2022. And like Kerr talked about recently, and they win it all.
Like it's not impossible to happen.

Speaker 2 So that's what they need to weigh. But I do think, you know, if a team calls up for AD and makes a significant offer, they need to be thinking about that.
They have to.

Speaker 1 Who do you have in the finals right now?

Speaker 2 Still OKC in the West, though Denver really intrigues me. Just the way they're playing lately, like we talked about earlier with Ross stepping up and everything.

Speaker 1 And Murray looks way better than he did four weeks ago.

Speaker 2 He looks way better. He looks more like himself.

Speaker 2 And then in the East, I'm still going to take the Celtics for now, even though I think the shooting, the shooting I'm worried about most because like the, you know, some of the other stuff, I think they're just bored.

Speaker 2 This happens almost every December into January with them. Yeah.
But the shooting, they're closer to the middle of the pack in three-point percentage this season.

Speaker 2 I wonder if there's some tired legs there. Drew Holiday has regressed as a shooter.
Derek White has as of late. And Jerry Lynn Brown looks like there's just something off with him.

Speaker 2 I worry there, but I'll still lean towards Boston right now over Cleveland. That may change by the end of the season, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's tough. When you win the title, you can go one of two ways.
You can either come out the next season like a bat out of hell, or you just assume you could turn on anytime you want.

Speaker 1 And they've, they started out one way, and I think they've settled into the other way where it's like, we're fine, we're fine. I don't like that they don't have home court in the last two rounds.

Speaker 1 The way this is shaken out, though, I don't think that's nothing. You know, it's all fine until it's game six at home with a game seven in the other place.

Speaker 1 You're down 3-2 for the series, and you fall behind by like 9 in the second quarter. And the fans are like, oh, my God, our season might.

Speaker 1 We'll see. I'd like to see them have one streak, KOC, because I think that's what separates

Speaker 1 the real teams from everybody else. Like these teams that could just rip off 11-straight, 12-straight.
Last year, they were a 25-game winning streak threat for every month of the season.

Speaker 1 And this year, they can't play five good games in a row.

Speaker 2 Who worries you most besides Cleveland in the East?

Speaker 2 Still Milwaukee?

Speaker 1 Milwaukee always because I honest.

Speaker 1 Orlando a little bit because of the defense. I'm still like Orlando.
I'm not just saying this to make Cerrudi's night. Orlando's just kind of hanging out over there with this crazy defense.

Speaker 1 They're not beating Boston.

Speaker 2 Their offense, they're 30th and three-point.

Speaker 1 They haven't had their guys.

Speaker 2 And I know, but even with those guys,

Speaker 2 the defense isn't there yet.

Speaker 1 The defense scares me because this Celtics team can look really clumsy and really static, and the toilet ball offense can go into full effect.

Speaker 1 And with all those guys they have, they have just guys to throw at Tatum and Brown. And I don't like the way the guards on the Celtics have played for two months.
You know,

Speaker 1 we're taping this before I go to the Cooper Game tonight.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to the Laker game tomorrow night. I really want to see it in person.
Like, are these guys, do they look different athletically? Is this just a funk that's going on?

Speaker 1 So, I guess we'll find out.

Speaker 2 The Olympics may have been very bad for those guys. Very possibly.
Probably white, white, and holiday, having a long offseason, a long playoffs.

Speaker 2 Something's off with those guys. That's where my concern is, as well as with those guards and the overall team shooting ability.

Speaker 1 And the Knicks, obviously,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't look forward to seeing them in a series either because they have good basketball players. And Brunson's really good, and Towns has been playing great.

Speaker 1 So, you know, I do think when you play that team for two weeks, a little easier to figure out.

Speaker 1 But, you know, the East is way better. You think last year it was like a walk in the park, which wasn't their fault, but that's what it was.
This year, a little different.

Speaker 1 Milwaukee, we'll see if they make one more move, too.

Speaker 1 The team they have right now, I wouldn't be afraid of, but they're one move away from me being more afraid, right?

Speaker 2 If they were to get Levine,

Speaker 1 that would be scary because he kills the Celtics. That would be one of those, all the Celtic fans are like, oh, no, they got that guy.

Speaker 2 Levine, Giannis

Speaker 2 would be beautiful together. Like that would be incredible.
Lopez has been great this year for them too. If they can subtract Portis and upgrade from Middleton,

Speaker 2 I think they're cooking. They get something there.

Speaker 1 All right, KOC, good to see you again. You can follow his podcast, subscribe, listen to it, and you can read him on Yahoo as well.

Speaker 1 Great to see you.

Speaker 2 Great to see you too, Bill. Have a good night.

Speaker 1 All right, that's it for the podcast. Thanks to KOC.
Thanks to Kyle and Saruti and Gahal. Don't forget, you can watch this on the Bill Simmons YouTube channel.

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