Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain

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We put up a ton of NFL coverage podcasts. We did a live show with McShay.
McShay's got the newsletter. We got theringer.com.
We have our final draft guide with all the grades. Everything's happening.
The ringer NFL draft show, McShay show. We're still there tomorrow.
Go check out all of it. I did some NFL draft here at the top.
I gave my thoughts and just randomly Saruti and Van joined. And we talked about Sanders and Darts and we talked a lot

NFL draft at the top and then

Mahoney, Rob Mahoney and

Chris Ryan came on to talk about all the

basketball that happened tonight too. It was an incredible

incredible sports

night trying to follow everything.

The games could have been better but

just in general, Thursday

the last Thursday

in April, always a winner

we're going to talk about

all of it next

first our friends from

Pearl Jam All right. So we just watched the NFL draft and three basketball playoff games all at the same time.
And it was really great. And I wrote down a bunch of notes for the NFL draft because anyone I wanted to have with me in this first segment is all doing another pod for the ringer.
So you know what? I'm in a solo. I'm a pro.
I can do it. But I did have some thoughts.
First of all, the Jaguars trading the second pick to pick Travis Hunter, which was somehow another devastating Patriots moment. I had already mourned the fact that we screwed up week 18.
We screwed up our chance to have a top pick and to trade down and get all this stuff. And then the Browns had the second pick.
They get number five, a second, a fourth, and a 2026 for Hunter. And I almost started drinking, but I knew I had a podcast.
It's always disorienting when the Browns do something smart. That was one of my first takeaways from this.
Usually the Browns lose a trade like this. I thought this was insane by the Jaguars.
I know everyone thinks Travis Hunter is a one-on-one, all that stuff, but I just don't think you trade huge packages like this unless you're getting a quarterback. I think the Browns were thinking the same thing any of us would think if we were in this situation.
When in doubt, trade with the Kahn family. I think they've become like Vivek and the Kings in the NBA.
I think that Kahn and the Jaguars, I think that whole family is the same way. It's like, cool, they're going to overpay for second pick.
We can move down three spots, take Mason Graham, get a first round pick, get a second, get a fourth. Sure, let's do that um one of the cool things though espn covered this in the moment like cam ward was getting picked i think he was even going up to the podium and shifter came right in and was like we had a trade blah blah blah and i think uh with the nba they they always like kind of wait you find out the trade happened on twitter before anything happens and then um i liked how it felt like it was part of the action they announced the trade when they did the pick this isn't hard nba just get this shit together um i guess the the positive for jackson ball if there is a positive for overpaying for travis hunter when uh we've never seen anybody be able to play both sides of the ball anymore and i can't wait because it's going to be super fun.
They're probably like a top seven or top eight. I'm at least intrigued to see what's going on on the multi-view with them for the first four weeks of the season with Hunter and with Brian Thomas Jr., who I loved watching last year.
But the big thing I was thinking was those London games, which they always suck when the Jaguars are involved. And now it's like Travis Hunter's in the London games for the next couple of years.
That's a bonus. That's worth getting up at 6.30 in the morning in the Pacific Coast.
Be like, all right, get to watch Travis Hunter. Maybe he'll play D-back and receiver the whole game.
The big thing for me though, once again, they've overpaid get trevor lawrence some toys so they've spent money on christian kirk calvin ridley evan ingram right big money on christian kirk that was a much maligned signing back in the day they drafted michael thomas with the first round pick that was smart they drafted travis etienne uh 25th in the first round.

I think the same year they picked Lawrence.

And then they paid Lawrence huge money.

It just seems like they're constantly trying to throw assets at him,

hoping he's good.

And the thing is, he might not be good.

So we'll see. But at least the London games will be fun.

But I thought that was a good trade for the Browns.

Next thing. So Shador Sanders, this just kept going for weeks and weeks.
I'm not throwing darts because I certainly talked about it on my podcast a couple times. It was weird to think that he wasn't going to go in the first round in a league where it feels like a third of the teams always need a quarterback.
When teams who were drafting in this first round needed a quarterback, the giants passed on him twice. They haven't had a quarterback since Eli retired.
Mel Kiper just felt, he just had, I'm going down with the ship energy. Most of the mock draft guys just didn't think Sanders should be a top 20 pick, including Todd McShay, the ringer draft guys that we have.
And Kuyper was just, I guess like if Sanders turns out to be an awesome pro, this would be great for Kuyper. But, you know, I was going nuts the year Lamar fell because the Pats had a chance to get him.
And, you know, and it just with Brady's advancing age, it just seemed like a no brainer.

But in that case, it seemed really crazy that Lamar was falling with how talented he was in college and how he was clearly something. Everybody has picked apart Sanders to the point that I don't even know what to think anymore.
So maybe he ends up in Cleveland tomorrow by the time you hear this. And if that happens, in Cleveland, we thought maybe we'd take him at two and they get him at 33.
They desperately need a quarterback. That's a really fun outcome.
He got, this is great for, I was thinking this is great for us. This is just great content, right? I root for content sometimes.
Sanders chip on his shoulder now. Everyone passed me.
This becomes Aaron Rodgers 2.0 if he can ever be even half as good as Aaron Rodgers. We get to argue about the Giants trade back in and they take Jackson Dart, right? They pass on Sanders.
That's going to be fun to monitor. I feel like there's going to be some incredible sports media stuff that happens over the next two weeks.
You can kind of read between the lines on what some of the angles will be. I think people will disgrace themselves.
I can't wait. And it's going to be hilarious if Sanders actually ends up being much better than the Jackson Dart.
But I think the legacy today was neither of those guys are even that good that people were able to get that wound up about it. But maybe, maybe tomorrow.
But look, this is like, I root for, I root for as many good movies as possible. I root for as many good TV shows as possible.
I root for as many good point guards as possible. And I root for as many good quarterbacks as possible because I like watching football for 11 hours a day on Sunday.
And over and over again, we have too many shitty quarterbacks. And I hope Shadar Sanders is good because we need more quarterbacks, but we'll see.
Hopefully he goes to Cleveland or a team that needs him and he gets to play. And we'll find out why he dropped to 33.
Another angle, Kim Ward. Poor guy goes number one.
Usually that's like, we're talking about him constantly. Oh my God, what do you think? How good can he be? What's the ceiling? Can he turn Tennessee around right now? There were no Kim Ward conversations.
I think I did multiple draft podcasts. I don't even remember talking about him.
He goes number one, gets immediately overshadowed by this Travis Hunter trade. Then there's the Sanders is falling drama that just overtakes everything.
And then the Giants take Abdul Carter, but then they trade back for Jackson Dart. So once again, we're not talking about Cam Ward.
And plus he's on Tennessee, a team that's not very good. And a weird start to your career, but hey, good for you, Cam Ward.
I have no idea if you're going to be good. I was reading some stuff where people thought maybe he would have been the fifth or sixth quarterback last year.
And instead he goes, one this year, we'll see. My guy, Will Campbell, who I talked myself into officially today, I did a YouTube short.
Look, the Pats need a left tackle. This was the case I made in the YouTube short.

If they're picking eighth,

I would have been delighted to get them.

And if you look at how the draft broke down,

we had tackles taken four,

Membo to the Jets at seven,

Banks went to the Saints at nine.

Nobody thought Banks was going to go in the top 10.

Well, he did because everybody wants fucking left tackle.

And that was why Will Campbell had to be four. And the analogy I made was in 2016, the Celtics took Jalen Brown because Danny Ainge felt like the league was moving toward wings who could shoot and defend and guard multiple positions.
Jalen Brown, if you remember, was supposed to be the seventh or eighth pick on every mock draft. They took him third.
The crowd thought they were either trading that pick for Paul George in Boston or taking Chris Dunn, who was a local Providence guy. And there were some boos when they took Jalen Brown, and then he turned out to be Jalen Brown.
My point is just because you got a guy who probably should have gone six, seven,8 with the fourth pick, what are they going to do?

There were two drafts. There were the first three guys,

then there was everybody else. And if you look

at the way the guys

4-12,

it became one of those beauty is

the eye of the beholder drafts.

Campbell goes to New England. Graham goes to Cleveland.

Gente goes to Vegas 6.

Membo goes to the

Jets 7.

Ted McMillan goes to Carolina at eight. Banks goes ninth.
And Loveland goes over Tyler Warren at 10. And it's just like, you could have done this draft two weeks ago, and that order might have been completely different.
So I just think with Campbell, they need a left tackle. They have nobody who can block.
And the most important guy on the team plays quarterback. And if he could be the 12th best left tackle in the league, you got to do it.
Now, a couple other Will Campbell things that have gotten me really excited. He talked about, I talked about this with Schrager the other day.
Vrabel did put on the pads. And he did go at Campbell to kind of feel what his body was.
And I had been hearing about this for a week or so. And Campbell, I guess, knocked him over and Vrabel was really impressed by that.
But Vrabel, I've got to confirm multiple ways now. He loves putting the pads on, hitting the guys, feeling their body mass, feeling how sturdy they are.
So love Will Campbell. Grew up in Monroe, Louisiana,

home of Bill Russell. Not nothing.
He cried for 25 seconds on stage today after he got drafted. I got a little choked up.
He said, I'm going to fight and die to protect them with everything I got when was asked about how are you going to protect Drake May? I repeat, I'm going to fight and die to protect them with everything I got.

I'm all in on this guy.

There's been a lot of jokes in the Boston area. It's been a pretty polarizing pick.
There was a tweet, I forget who did it. It was one of the, I think, WEI guys that showed a picture of him crying and it was like, Will Campbell's arms are too short to wipe away the tears.
We're going to get a lot of that Will Campbell. I think it's an inch difference.
It doesn't phase me. I think we get in trouble with drafts when people don't fit the boxes we have for the types of bodies.
And the reason I mentioned this with a basketball analogy is because we watched Jalen Brunson on the Knicks tonight as Will Campbell's getting drafted, who has now become one of the, I think, 10 best players in the league, 10 or 12 best players. He fell to the second round in the NBA draft because he was too short, wasn't fast enough.
I'm in my 50s now. We've been doing this with drafts my whole life.
The centers and institutions inch too small. Draymond Green falls to 37 in the draft because what is he? Is he center? Can he shoot? These guys don't fit in boxes.
And if Will Campbell has been awesome his whole career and the one catch on him is his arms might be an inch too short. Like, guess what? We need a left tackle.
Hopefully his arms start too short. So I'm in on this pick.
I'm going to defend it. I sign off on it.
I think they did the right thing. I also think nobody wanted to trade up.
So that was it. So Loveland went over Ty Warren to the Bears at 10 because Ben Johnson, he only needs a tight end.
Meanwhile, anyone who spent $30 on Sam LaPorter in their draft last year wanted to punch themselves in the face. So we'll see how Loveland does.
I don't know. Are the Bears falling victim to, we have Caleb Williams.
Let's just keep drafting offensive weapons and not building a right team around them. We'll see.
They spent a lot of money in the offensive line. I didn't love that pick.
But the picks that I did love, and granted, I parachuted into this, but I did really get into the draft this year because of the Pat situation. I really thought they were going to trade back.
So I was kind of looking at 20 guys and doing the deep dives on them. So the picks that I did like, Jalen Walker fell to Atlanta at 15.
And he was one of the ones that seemed like he was a fast riser down the stretch. And he was even getting rumored for a second at four.
And Peter Schrager was doing his whole to a man. People will tell you that this guy just wows the room.
He's one of those like great character. Wows the room guy.
Fell to 15 to a team that never seems to have a pass rush. So I really like that pick for them and it just felt like they got good value.
I loved Hampton to the Chargers at 22 who everyone thought was the second best running back in this draft and maybe some people felt like the distance between him and Gente wasn't really even that significant. This guy just seems like a kick-ass bang the line, keep the chains moving

guy. And they needed somebody like this.
And I just thought at 22, that's where you want to

take a running back. And then Matthew Golden went 23 to the Packers.
I'm just going to say this.

I'm going to make a prediction. I think he's going to be better than McMillan.

And I'll get to McMillan in a second. And then I like that Houston was able to trade 25 for 34-99 in a third round pick because the Giants got excited about Jackson Dart, who might be a career backup.
But I thought that was smart that they were loading up on picks because they need stuff. My favorite dumb trade was Atlanta traded number 46, number 242, and a 2026 first round pick to the Rams for number 26.
And I love having the Falcons with this current administration in the draft. It's like in my vote out draft with Sal and those guys, we have our crazy friend Brad's in there and you just never know where you're getting every year with Brad.
This year he took like nine or 10 running backs and it was just like, of course he did, he's Brad. That's basically become the Falcons.
Nobody moves up 20 spots from 46 to 26 and gives a first round pick in a draft where by the time we got to the mid-20s, I don't think anyone was doing backflips. I thought that was hilarious.
I thought it was a very fun draft for glass half empty stereotypes. Will Campbell has short arms.
Gentry runs with his pads too high, apparently. Heard that one a couple of times.
Membo, you can see this in the ringer draft guide was called a a leaner and a lunger which i think are bad traits for uh for a tackle apparently but my number one and this is why i didn't like the tet mcbillen pick was uh and i thought that was the worst pick i thought him going to the panthers at eight was the worst pick in the draft we'll see if i'm right or wrong but wrong. But Ted McMillan can't get enough separation was the thing that people were hanging on.
There was also the, he loves volleyball more than football. I'm not going to acknowledge that.
They can't get enough separation. I think it's a real thing because the Patriots over and over again have drafted receivers or assigned receivers like Devontae Parker, who the guys are never open because they can't get any separation.
And then the quarterback has to make like perfect throws just to get in the ball. You see these highlights of these guys in college, making one handed catches, jumping over five, nine defensive backs.
And I just, I want guys who are wide open. If I'm drafting a receiver, I want somebody like Golden, where you see the clips and he's just like wide open in all the clips.
I want guys like that. I don't care about the guys who can make the catches in traffic.
It seems like those guys are more likely to bust than anything. So I would say out of all the glass half empty stereotypes, that's the one I might believe in most.
Mainly because I've been burned by 20 plus years of terrible Patriots picks.

Another big takeaway from this draft,

which I think people say every year,

but I was really thinking about it this year.

Why do people go to the NFL draft?

I feel like I get 99.9% of the sports fan experience,

which is a reason that I think I've had some success over the years.

This I don't get. And I was thinking like, during the darkest, most interesting, most bored stretches of my entire life, which is probably my mid-20s.
when I was broke and barely employed or unemployed sometimes or semi-employed and then employed again. My mom was paying my mobile gas card, was charging soda and food on it, hoping she wouldn't notice.
Even then, my darkest moments, I never would have wanted to go to the NFL draft. I wouldn't have wanted to go if it was in Boston, much less driving to Foxborough to go.
I just don't get it. And I'm not saying I'm right or wrong.
I just don't personally understand it. I don't get it.
And maybe if Van pops on here in a second, I'll ask him. But everybody seems like they have a great time.
But this year specifically, to go to Green Bay, which is a really hard place to go to, to find a hotel. The airport situation is a disaster.
I just, I don't get it. I also didn't get why Roger Goodell came out on a bike.
And I don't get in general why he tries so hard to pretend he's like this great, awesome guy

when we all know he's, you know,

he's a business assassin.

That's the reason he's stayed the commissioner this long.

But you're not going to fool us riding a bike

and bear hugging teammates or draft picks.

One other note, the giants triple downed on their defensive line and it's fun. I have a lot of giants fans in my life to make fun of them about this because they immediately default to the first super bowl win over the pats.
Well, worked out for us in 2007. Um, it's not going to work out this time because the rest of your team really sucks and your quarterbacks are Jackson Dart and Tommy DeVito and Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston.
And I wish you all a lot of luck and I still hate you for 2007 and 2011. So I just want to get that in.
But this is the Mike Lombardi theory with if you have a strength, double down on the strength. strength is one of my favorite Lombardi theories, um, that we'll see this, this giant thing can be a good example.
Can we be really awesome at one part of football? And can we be so awesome at it that we'll actually transfer to the, uh, the rest of football? Um, those are all my notes. The only, the only thing about people going in the draft, I did enjoy when, when, enjoy when the Packer fans booed the Bears.
Steve McMichael came on. They had the moment of silence or whatever happened there and the crowd got respectful for a second and then went back to bust them the Bears again.
That whole Packers-Bear thing is really funny and I enjoy that. I still don't know why you would stand there as people got picked.
I just don't get it. I'm not trying to sound superior to people.
I just don't personally understand it. So if anyone can explain it to me, I'd love to know more.
All right. Saruti, do you have a take on this? I have no idea why people are there.
I don't get it at all. I don't get it.
What do they do between the picks yeah because they they you know it's like i guess the whole point would be like can you get on tv to be the one giants fan like holding up your jersey and just yelling like jackson dart i don't know i i don't know i don't get it and like you know maybe we're just really out of touch and like losers i i don't i don't know like i mean i'm trying not to be like the anti fun guy, but I don't get how... I literally asked my wife, I was like,

would you rather be in Times Square

for New Year's Eve or at the NFL draft?

And she was like, I honestly don't know.

New Year's Eve is a good

example because I don't get that either, but

at least I get it a little bit because it's something

to do on New Year's. It's like,

we went to Times Square, we

had to do it. Yeah, it seems awful.
but nfl draft seems can you drink at this like do they sell food they must right and i mean you're so far away from the state like they were doing the aerial shots and you're not even close to the stage i mean the people close to the stage i don't even think you know like i would say 95 of the audience was not even remotely near the stage

area you're just like in this parking lot behind it i don't know it looks like you're like at a concert at wembley stadium correct in your way in the back like watching you know whoever yeah uh do you feel the same way about the nba draft no because it's a little more confined this just seems like this massive sporting event

that I just don't get it

do you agree with me on McGillan?

party get hammered

maybe that's just the sell

which you know

you just get there

and you're running an Airbnb for a weekend

and you just kind of do your thing

maybe that's fun

yeah that's the thing

I'm not saying

I'm leaving the door open

that I'm completely wrong

and I'm just not seeing it correctly

Thank you. for a weekend and you just kind of do your thing, maybe that's fun.
Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not saying...
I'm leaving the door open that I'm completely wrong and I'm just not seeing it correctly. But I don't see it in any way.
Do you think Sanders should have fallen in the second round? I feel like I like him more than the consensus does. Like all these GMs and anonymous...
I love the anonymous thing today. It was like there was people trying to out anonymous everyone else with anonymous quotes.

I don't know. I mean,

obviously, I wasn't in any of the meetings with the guy,

but I kind of respected him. He seems

like he's got a decent head on his shoulders, given

who he is, who his dad is.

And he got his ass kicked at Colorado

almost every single week and

really never complained and was just a baller.

So, I don't know. I'm not a

talent evaluator, but I respect

his game. But clearly, there's just

Let's not. They kept, you know, Kuyper kept bringing it up.
They kept talking about how, you know, about his dad showing him and it was kind of awkward. And maybe it's just, hey, he's not that good of an arm strength guy.
And why are we taking that guy in the first round? Maybe it's as simple as that. I heard a rumor and it's true.
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Void, we're prohibited. All right, we brought Van Lathan in.
He was available, even though it's late at night. I knew you're a night owl like us.
We're talking about why Sanders fell to the second round, and I had to give you the floor because I know you watched him not just at Colorado but even before that. Were you surprised that he fell in the second round in a league where half the teams seem like they're not happy with who their quarterback is? I was as surprised with his fall as I was with Anthony Richardson's rise when he was going through the

process. Because I'd watched so much

of him. I watched so much of him and I

had seen him never really play

competent quarterback at Florida

outside of some moments

and a couple of games.

With Shadour,

it's completely the opposite.

I expected that the measurables

wouldn't be crazy because when you watch

him, you think sometimes, is he a noodle alarm?

He obviously

the It's completely the opposite. I expected that the measurables wouldn't be crazy because when you watch him, you think sometimes, is he a noodle arm? He obviously isn't hyper twitchy as far as his movement when he decides to run.
However, just watching him as a football player, as a football player, he won games and he changed programs when he got to, you know, the destinations that he ended up in college football. Now, a lot of people might say, hey, his record at Colorado was mediocre and it was.
But if you look at what Colorado was before he got there, a lot of that offense is on his shoulders and he always made plays. And he seemed like the kind of guy that you would want at quarterback in terms

of the toughness,

the ability to make throws

in big moments, the ability to

make big game-winning drives.

He's getting his ass

kicked.

But when it was time

to measure out and

get in front of people, I guess they didn't like what they saw.

Yeah, the two things

that don't make sense to me

Thank you. but when it was time to measure out and get in front of people, I guess they didn't like what they saw.
Yeah, the two things that don't make sense to me, big games on the road with crowds, right? Making plays, making clutch plays every once in a while, which he definitely did. He seemed like he had a knack for the moment.
And then you mentioned the key thing, how freaking tough he was, when you're at the next level you're just gonna either you're gonna stand in the pocket and take hits or you're not we've seen so many quarterbacks who seem like they're afraid to get hit i'm not saying he should have gone 10th or 12th but it's hard for me to believe once we get in the 20s with how hard it is to find a quarterback that he wouldn't have gone in the 20s. Which makes me think they thought he was like Andy Dalton, basically.
Like a poor man's Andy Dalton. Well, Van, you watched Jackson Dart.
Yeah. And especially the Florida game was not a pretty watch.
Right. But, you know, he's got the arm strength and I guess more of the ideal athleticism.
He runs a little bit better than shador does i it i don't know like it's it's one of those things where because you're right like he like colorado's defense was terrible both years he was there and he carried them to

you know ranked to you know colorado being a ranked team for most of the time he's he's an

impressive dude to me but clearly you know i if you don't have a good arm like that like the

anthony richardson thing like dudes get tricked into that all the time you know right guys he's six foot five he's built like an adonis he runs well the one throw the one throw he had last year off his back foot you know they'll show that highlight for years to come it's like all right we'll bank on that guy it's hard to bank on a guy who all right what's his main trait like he's tough and he's he kind of accurate or he's pretty accurate, but he doesn't have a great arm. Well, see, this is what I would say about that.
I understand what you're saying. I don't want to, you know, Richardson in the NFL now, he just was the example that popped in my head.
But like I watched him like legitimately struggle to grasp his offense and to be consistently productive in it. And all year long, there were narratives about whether or not the guy was hurt or what was the reason that he couldn't play.
You know, I can't really say that about Jackson Dart. What I can say about Jackson Dart is that there are times in big moments and big games where Jackson Dart wasn't there.
And there are, there were weird off games where it seemed like teams kind of had ganged out Kiffin scheme a little bit and they were able to shut down Jackson Dart and, and render him ineffective. But when you look at the team, Ole Miss's team from, from last year, they spent a lot of money.
Trey Harris was hurt most of the year. That was a guy who probably would have been a first-round pick at receiver.
And then Juice Wells, the big transfer that came in from South Carolina, he didn't work out. He had a disappointing season.
So it wasn't like they had explosion all over the offense. They had Ulysses Bentley.
They had some other guys in the backfield that were running the ball pretty well. But the team was a little bit off kilter.
Dart was shouldering a lot, a lot of the load for them offensively because they weren't really getting separation from their wide receivers and a lot of stuff was going on there. Two things I'll say differently though.
He had

a multi-multi-million dollar squad. There were dudes or supposed dudes everywhere.
The reason why you would say that Shadour Sanders, you have to call him clutch, is because Colorado was incapable of dominating anyone. If they were going to win a game, it was normally going to be by six.
It was going to be by three.

And Shador was going

to have to make plays for them to win. He was 50 to 40.
Yeah. Yeah.
He was going to have to make plays for them to win. And I'm just surprised that no one saw when you talk about the intangibles, a lot of people are talking about, well, he's bad in an interview.
He's cocky. He's this, he's that.
The intangibles that I saw was a guy who was able to rally his team and get them to really play for him. A guy who stood in there behind one of the worst offensive lines I've ever seen in college football history.
Like one of the worst lines I've ever scene and make plays and deliver throws. And there was a throw in that, not

to Horn, Horn ran under it and I think that he scored. So I just thought that somebody would say, that's a guy that I could build an offense around, particularly one of these obviously dumb teams.
But I guess they didn't feel that way. I talked about this earlier, but wouldn't it be amazing if he ended up in Cleveland when we thought there was a chance he could have gone to Cleveland before people realized it was in top three? But now he could go to Cleveland, a team that has been in hell with their quarterback since Baker Mayfield left.
And now he goes there, could have a wide open runway to be good right away. He'd have a better offensive line than he had at Colorado.
But that's, I don't know. The thing I was...
Van, where would you want to see him? Because I was thinking during the draft, I'm like, does he fit well in New York or Cleveland in a cold-weather city where he's got to drive the ball in what could be bad weather? Like, he's... You know, the Saints in a dome.
That feels just way, way bad. I don't know what the exact fit is, but I didn't know if he's a fit in one of those cold weather climates.

I would have been into it. I mean, look, at this point, you know, I take Lucifer as quarterback rather than Derek Carr.
Like, there are all kinds of people. Like, OJ Simpson could quarterback us.
You know what I mean? Kanye West. Like, there are a lot of people that they could put in their quarterback right now that I take over Derek Carr pretty much like anybody.
but look there's no doubt

that in the right situation, Shador Sanders has what it takes to be successful. What I am not, I'm a guy who watches a lot of college football.
Like I watched every snap that Dart took this year. I watched every snap that Sanders took this year, right? I every game possible, and especially the teams in the SEC.
I have to watch them. What I can't do is get granular as far as the breakdown of what NFL guys see that makes them go, oh my God, this guy is undraftable.
I can only tell you the tape that I saw when they were playing games, actual games, on a football field. And on a football field, it seems like Shador Sanders is a winning player.
Jackson Dart is a great, big, strong guy who's incredibly tough. Incredibly tough.
But, I don't know, man. That offense is designed to manufacture statistics.
It's a simple offense because they go so fast. So there's just a lot of things that Jackson Dart might be asked to do on the next level that I don't think he was asked to do at Ole Miss.
Handsome guy. Maybe that'll be his legacy.
Handsome guy. Coming in, seems like he's like Brad Pitt's coming in.
Cleveland has 33 and 36. The two teams between them are Houston, who already have a quarterback, and Tennessee, who just drafted a quarterback.
And if they passed on him twice when their quarterbacks are Kenny Pickett and Deshaun Watson, who's out for the year, and who everybody in Cleveland hates, that is just damning. And then you go to the Raiders, they're sitting there at 37.
And could they try to move up? Like, I can't imagine him getting by at 37. Then it's like, all right, what the fuck's going on? Van, when does this become one of the most reprehensible sports media, people yelling at each other stories we've had in a while? What needs to happen? Jokic versus Embiid for the MVP was the last time it got really dark.
I don't know if it didn't get that bad. I got drawn into that.
I don't know. The cultural story of this one is pretty big as well.
I saw Dion get at Dan

Orlovsky on Twitter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Somebody said that Dan Orlovsky

is a hater

now because

he gave

a somewhat

negative opinion

about Shadour Sanders. And it wasn't really a negative opinion.

He said, if Shadour Sanders

doesn't go in the first round or if a couple teams

pass on him, this will be why. These are the things

that you can see. negative opinion about Shadour Sanders.
And it wasn't really a negative opinion. He said, if Shadour Sanders doesn't go in the first round or if a couple teams pass on him,

this will be why these are the things that he needs to work on.

And someone comes and says, I didn't know he was a hater.

And Deion goes, oh my God, he's a hater.

The Deion part of this just cannot be overlooked.

The fact that Deion is such a gigantic personality

that maybe there are some people that have been rubbed the wrong way by the entire Colorado apparatus. And that is the thing that's going to be gnawing at the talking heads for the next couple of days.
because quarterbacks fall all the time, but this one's going to be seen as a gigantic injustice where it could be just a guy that the NFL scouts don't like, or it could be more. The injustice to me is that we don't have enough good quarterbacks.
So you have to really think this guy doesn't have it. If you're like, we still don't know who the Steelers quarterback is.
Rudy, is it like Kirk cousins now? Like what I, I, is it like, like really they're going to do the Aaron Rogers rollercoaster kind of keep their fingers crossed for a guy who seemed like he was washed last year. But I would say the counterpoint would be every, every draft expert has basically told us that like Cam Ward in last year's draft is going what, like fifth or sixth of all the quarterbacks? So if you think Cam Ward is better than Shador Sanders, which I think we all probably do, at least as a prospect, that means he's at least seventh, the seventh best quarterback.
And how many times do seven quarterbacks go in round one? So was he just kind of being propped up because, hey, we need to latch on to somebody. Quarterbacks are sexy.
Usually two to three go in the first round. Like maybe he's up there.
When like, you know, I guess the statistics could tell you that this draft is just not a great quarterback draft. So I don't know.
It seems I really don't know what to believe. Yeah.
That's what happens with these clusters with the draft where you're the best looking person in your cluster, but it's not a good cluster. And you can fool people into thinking you're better than you are.
I thought that was really interesting that people, I saw the same stuff that people thought like Bo Nix would have gone ahead of Cam Ward if they were in the same draft. That's crazy.
Jesus. I guess, yeah, I get what you're saying, but I looked at that certainly from a different perspective to where it's a weak quarterback draft, like a weak one, right? And he still fell out of the first round.
We watched a draft where Michael Penix with a really questionable medical.

That guy's a stud quarterback, don't get me wrong.

And he ran 4-5 when he was at the combine, so obviously his legs work.

But we watched him get taken.

We watched the J.J. McCarthy thing still blows my mind.

I'm not saying that the guy's not good.

I'm saying that we're talking about someone that was in a hand the ball off,

make a couple of plays a game offense, right?

Game manager.

A game manager.

He is about to be handed the keys to the kingdom up in Minnesota.

All of that stuff together.

I know that the team won a lot, and that's got to mean something.

But I'm saying now, it just seems like it wasn't that Shador Sanders

didn't find the right fit in the first round. It seemed like he was radioactive, which it wasn't.
Well, it does seem like the interviews were a real thing. Right.
People were being anonymous because they didn't want people coming at them, but it didn't seem like a fake story. It did seem like something that turned some teams off.
But can I ask you a question? Let's say that it's not a fake story. The question is, why is it a story? Why would an anonymous source...
You have a bad interview with Shador Sanders. Right.
Why are they saying anything? I'm just asking. Yeah.
By the way, I'm not casting any type of expression. I'm saying, I'm asking why.
Like, you have a bad interview with Sh interview with... Or you lick it out because you want to get him the second round.
And you're like, yeah, that guy's a fucking asshole. And meanwhile, you're like, I hope he falls to 33.
But it got to a point to where every single fucking thing was so negative. Did you hear that we watched him tie his shoes and

it took him fucking

five seconds to do the loop-de-loop.

Something's wrong with this guy. He's undraftable.

It was like the Draft Day movie. It was

the birthday party. It was

Bo Callahan.

The whole thing. So I'm just,

you know, by the way, I'm just saying

that this was pretty remarkable

from a guy. There's that other tweet from Dion where Dion is saying, hey, my son's going to go top five.
It's really like everyone was saying that he was going to be like a top five draft pick. Some people say I'm better.
It's him versus Ward for three months. But that cooled off the last couple of days.
It did. You know, it almost...
No, last couple of weeks. Yeah, yeah.
But it almost feels like did we we just kind of talk ourselves into something that was never actually going to be real? I know as a Patriots fan, hoping that two quarterbacks were going to top three, you could feel it shifting in fucking February. That once the first wave of analysis came in on him, it was pretty bleak.
I don't get it. There's one other thing that I looked back at it and I was like, these things didn't help at least to me.
Kim Ward and Shaduwar Sand is training together. All throughout the last couple of months, there were all of these training videos of them, and they were throwing together.
And, you know, Ward would step up, and he would throw a couple reps. And then Shadour would step up, and he would throw a couple reps.
And I remember watching both of those guys throw, and being like, uh-oh. You know what I mean? Like, don't get me wrong.
Shadour throws a pretty football. I think he's a first-round quarterback.
I think he's going to have a successful NFL career. But the physical difference between the guys was pretty remarkable when you watched both of them throw.
Dan, can we go rapid fire really quick? Will Campbell, number four, Patriots. His arms are apparently an inch too short.
I've talked myself into the pick, but you loved him. Can you make the Will Campbell, number four, Patriots.
His arms are apparently an inch too short.

I've talked myself into the pick, but you loved him.

Can you make the Will Campbell case for my Patriot fan friends?

All I can say is that the guy faced some of the best,

most talented pass rushers in the entire country,

and he didn't hold up.

He fucking dominated.

He dominated.

He didn't. He wasn't a, this is a guy who can hold up at tackle for you.

Thank you. This was a dominating pass blocker.
And I'm sorry, man. Actual game shit has to matter.
He is a dog. You guys got to go.
Did it make you cry when he cried? No, I thought it was actually more interesting that when he was walking up to the podium to go talk to Goodell, that he completely ignored Brian.

Like, that freaked me out as an LSU fan.

I'm wondering, do they fuck with this guy?

Like, he completely ignored Brian Kelly.

Brian Kelly actually went, gave one of these to him.

He just, he didn't have any time for coach. What was your favorite pick of the first 15 rounds? For value slash you think the guy's going to absolutely kick ass for the team.
For value slash kick ass for the team. I mean, the value picks are pretty obvious here.
Notice how he's not saying Kelvin Banks to the Saints at nine. That didn't jump out of the tongue.
I think the entire time was surprised that the entire state was surprised that they took a tackle. This is not a value pick, but my favorite pick of the entire draft was one that was scripted exactly the way it was supposed to go.
It was Ashton Gentry to the Raiders

because of all of the excellent players

that we've talked about all year long,

he is such a fucking dominant football player.

He's such a dominant football player

and he's going to a team that has some pieces

where he's going to really get a chance to produce.

I think he's going to have a flat-out awesome rookie year. I'm excited to use him on Madden, too.
Saruti, what was your favorite value slash I love this fit, I love everything about this pick? I love Hampton to the Chargers. What do you think he's going to go in an auction draft? Like, dude's are going to lose that.

Oh, yeah.

He's like a $40 guy.

All the Chargers want to do is run the ball.

Yeah, like, he's going to be a top guy.

And, you know, there's a lot of people that said, you know,

Jenty's, like, physically just a freaking special,

but that Hampton's not that far behind him.

And that's, like, a perfect...

Because all those Chargers running backs, too,

were just, like, ticking time bombs.

Like, you know, Dobbins is, you know,

just another injury waiting to happen, unfortunately. And Gus Edwards is, a thousand years old.
Or at least seems like it. Like, it just seems like a plug and play guy that's going to be like an all pro potentially like in a couple seasons.
Yeah, that was one of those. If you took him at 12, it's like, that's high, but that's a nice pick.
But when you get him at 22, you're like, oh, no brainer. I agree with you.
That one, the Falcons getting Walker. And then I really like Golden to the Packers.
They just over and over again just keep getting these receivers. The Pats haven't been able to draft one in 20 years.
And the Packers over and over again are just grabbing these dudes. But I thought that was a good one.
The Eagles kind of did it again, too, with Jihad Campbell, right? It was a great pick. Yeah, like they just get another SEC stud who somehow falls.
And there's the injury concern, but man. Yeah, yeah.
He had the injury, but he's a great pick. A terrorizing player when he's healthy, man.
Would you have taken Travis Hunter or Abdul Carter if you had the second pick? Travis Hunter. Okay.
Would you have traded all that stuff Jacksonville traded to get him? Probably not. But if you're there, I take him in front of Carter.
Because to me, what's the best case scenario for Carter that he turns into a Micah Parsons type of player? He's not quite as good as Micah Parsons, right?ons, slightly poor man's Parsons. Slightly poor man's Parsons, right? Hunter, though, to me, has the opportunity, particularly if he just decides on one side of the ball.
To me, the defensive side of the ball is where I think he needs to be. He could be everything.
He could be the next Deion Sanders, Darrell Revis type of player that locks up a side of the field for a team for X amount of years. That was a very fun pick.
All right, thanks for staying up with us, fam. No problem.
Thanks to Rudy. Always good to see your face as well.
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No Wi-Fi in my house for some reason. So I'm using my iPhone.
I think it looks fine. The dream team is here.
Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan.

Just watched OKC come back from at least 55 points.

Mahoney, was that the John Morant got injured game or the Alex Caruso?

Not quite the Alex Caruso game,

but if it was a bigger game,

it would be the Alex Caruso game game.

Why not both?

But I think the dark clouds of John Morant

falling that hard in the fashion that he did

and the way that the game just completely flipped on its head

the moment that he left,

Thank you. I think the dark clouds of John Morant falling that hard in the fashion that he did and the way that the game just completely flipped on its head the moment that he left, it's hard not for that to be the top-line takeaway.
It's just such a bummer. Yeah, I mean, he's always somebody you worried was going to get injured in every game because of the way he played, but that was not his fault.
That was a pretty fluky... CR, was that dirty to you at all or not really? I actually did do a little bit of research.
I did some Zapruder on this. It does feel like Dort's slipping before he even realizes that Ja's there.
But I'm sure other people have differing opinions. Tough week for guys slipping and then undercutting famous stars in the playoffs.
Do you want to get it off your chest early or do you want to save it for later? Not great. Not great.
I'll tell you what OKC did show me, though. Okay.
It's never good to lose by 30 when you're the favorites to win the title in a game three when it looked like the series was over after the first two games. And then Ja gets hurt, momentum shifts, but it was still like a 24-point game in the third know? And then OKC did the thing that, you know, I really appreciate if you're going to have some championship pedigree, can you really crack down? Can you go on a run? Can you crack the defense up another level? And then all of a sudden it started to feel like the first two games.
So Rob, weirdly, I think that game was like a win and something that maybe OKC needed

for those last two rounds

that they're going to get to

would be my takeaway, no?

I mean, it's certainly a better context

than winning by 50 plus, right?

Like these are the kinds of runs

you want to have to make.

I think the Caruso point you laid up top

is really important.

This idea that he is a crucial part

of their closing groups.

And I think showed in this case, you got to play that dude off the floor because he will fuck you up and he will end your season. Like the number of just completely disruptive defensive plays he had down the stretch against bigs, against wings, against guards.
He just like his defensive range is so incredible. And the only thing you can really do is try to challenge him to hit some shots, try to, you know, space.
I think push him on the other end to the point that OKC has to make some hard calls and they just never reached that point because Caruso was that good and ultimately I think because Chet and J-Dub were that good too. Yeah, it's pretty rare to go into a closing stretch of a game, especially with a comeback that significant.
I think they were down 29 at the most, right? Yeah. And then to have the defensive possessions be the thing you're going to walk away remembering.
It's not like, it's, it's not like Corey Brewer and Josh Smith, like bombing away. It's like, no, Alex Caruso literally just like stopped the Grizzlies from scoring like 10 times.
And that swings the game. CR as, as a scrappy former little basketball player, did you start kinship watching him take on Jaron Jackson? Is there anything more fun if we were just going to rank things that don't quite get enough credit? As a guy with a receding hairline.
Oh, I didn't even think of that. There are many inroads to this metaphor, it turns out.
But it's one of those things that's so secretly fun about basketball that we all enjoy but we don't talk about nearly enough is when the much smaller guy is guarding the bigger guy who's just being completely exposed. We're seeing it a little bit in the Golden State Houston series too with Draymond and Fred Van Vliet, where they're just like, Fred Van Vliet's like 5'11".
We're going to put him on Draymond. What are you guys going to do? And he can't do anything.
But for Jaron Jackson, who I did not vote for All-NBA and I think is a frustrating player to watch sometimes, but I did not think that was a good look for him, CR. Yeah, I thought he had that one nice shot that went high off the glass towards the end of the game.
Every once in a while, he pulls something out of his bag. His handle does not really...
He doesn't have the handle of somebody that you can trust in a fourth quarter or in a big game like that right now. I will say that for Memphis, it's probably incredibly difficult to navigate the Jaws here, Jaws not here.
Because they feel like such a different roster when he goes out. It automatically makes your canards that much more important.
Your conchar is important. Like, whereas those guys should be additive and not essential.

And so I just,

I really feel for Memphis,

they're probably not,

they're probably never going to win this series and they were probably

going to get maybe not swept,

but it was probably gonna be a gentleman's sweep.

And now it just seems like this might be a franchise altering night for

them.

Yeah.

I mean,

that was like a best case shooting half for Memphis overall.

They were hitting everything.

It was just,

everything was clicking into place, starting with Scottie Pippen Jr. having such an amazing game.
For them to have to give it all back like this is so dispiriting, is so crushing. And I think the Jaron Jackson piece of this is interesting to talk about because OKC is a horrible matchup for him.
I think his handle is good enough to beat Biggs. It's not good enough to beat the Alex Caruso's and certainly to drive into the teeth of a defense like Oklahoma City's.
That's where you really strain even the more developed part of his skill set from this year. So it seems like John might be seriously hurt.
We have no idea as we're taping this, but he came back out in crutches. Crutches, never good.
Maybe it's a hip thing. Maybe they think it might be a...
Who knows? I don't want to speculate. Honestly, when he took his jersey off coming off the court, he was not responding as if he was going to be coming back out there.
You could see he was in a lot of pain. You could say he was in a lot of anguish over that fall.
It was a tough scene all around. I hated it, man.
It was just like it's the jaw experience in such a sick nutshell where he was about to do something incredibly sick. Yep.
And you're like, this is why I watch basketball. This is incredible.
And then just the freaky fluky stuff. But I want, I want like guys to try to do stuff like that.
That's why you watch hoops. The audacity to hurdle Lou door is what makes job job, but it's also what leads to these plays.
Unfortunately, I missed it live. So I went back a couple of minutes.
Cause when I flipped over, I flipped flipped over when I saw Verno tweet like, oh no, and I was like, this could only be one of three or four things. So I went back and when I established it wasn't a Cowboys draft pick situation, I was like, oh, let me find when the jaw injury must happen.
And I went too far back and you can watch him and you can see like all the life in his eyes and he's just such the heartbeat of the franchise while he's out there and like the crowd is feeding off of him so it was really eerie to go back like even a minute before the injury and then it all changes yeah when verno tweets oh no the most likely scenario is a jaw injury um like given that the nfl draft tonight it was probably like i have over two and a half quarterbacks in the first round. Oh no.
I mean, there was all kinds of gambling possibilities too. This OKC piece, you know, there's not a lot to learn from this series.
It's a, I think, pretty much of a mismatch. And if Memphis was going to win a game, it was going to be tonight.
But for the most part, this was either going to be four or five, but it did get interesting down there. Five minutes

left. Memphis is playing really hard.
Pippen's doing some interesting stuff against SGA as like a smaller guy trying to like kind of dive down on his dribble. And, you know, they're throwing like some flash double teams at him.
They're bouncing off him and just trying to watch them execute. And the big guy was Hol was, was Holmgren where you really felt the, the stretch five-ness of him.
And he was not, uh, not shy about taking shots. He made one big one, but, uh, but I, I was watching that.
Did you notice anything down the stretch there? Because that's going to happen to them. They're going to play the Clippers probably in round two, right?

They may play Golden State or the Lakers.

Who knows in round three?

And then the Celtics are waiting for them.

And there's going to be these little pockets at the end of games,

these real crunch time moments when teams are going to be throwing everything they have at them to try to knock them out of their offense.

It's like, all right, Jalen Williams, let's see it.

Hey, Chad, can you make that?

Alex Cruz, are you afraid of the corner? How about you, Lou Dort? What did you notice from the last five minutes? I mean, I think just a lot of optimism from the Chet piece of this game, just a monster second half overall that is heartening as far as his piece in that, right? They're always going to have the questions about this sort of secondary offense. They're also going to have those questions, as you say, about what is the best optimal defense to throw at SGA in a playoff setting.
And I think Scottie Pippen Jr. does a good job against pretty much every star he's asked to guard.
Like real, like Yeoman's work, considering like what he's asked to do. You could say the same of a Chris Dunn matchup.
Derek Jones Jr. is one of the few defenders in the league who actually seem to have an effect on SGA in the regular season during some of their matchups.
And so the challenge of a team like the Clippers, as Denver is finding out, is the sheer variety of shit that they can throw at you and the way that they can mix up their coverages and their assignments and keep you guessing at all times. And if something is going to throw the Thunder off their game, and I'm not sure it will in a way that they're going to lose a series, but it would have to be disruptive in that way.
Yeah, it's really hard. I said this last Thursday, it's hard for me to imagine them not winning the title.
I thought that this was a real cool gut check win despite the fact that the headline will be Ja. The Chet thing that I noticed down the stretch, Bill, with the threes was just how he rendered Edie kind of unplayable.
I mean, he was still out there, but like watching Edie try to like get out to the perimeter,

I was just like...

I just got to grab it.

Yeah, it's the perfect OKC box score if you're saying

what's the blueprint for what their championship clinching box score

would look like, right?

SGA 31-8. Holmgren, 24-8 rebounds.
Williams, 26-6-5. And then Caruso, how many steals did he have? Four, 10-6 with four steals.
But how many deflections? Yeah, and just... And had a couple of those Kawhi Leonard, I'm just going to take the ball from you now moments.
Yeah. That are always fun.
He was MFing the crowd as a defender. I've not seen that recently.
I remember the first year he started playing for the Lakers. And it became a big thing because his hair was so weird.
He hadn't shaved his hair yet. And he just had one of those like super duper, almost like one of those sports writers at a Superbowl haircuts where you're like, what is going on with that guy's head? And it became a huge talking point on social media where they're like, look at this fucking guy, this white guy, the Lakers have, what's going on with this dude? And he had a couple, I remember LeBron broke some sort of record and Caruso was one of the first people that high-fived him and it was like wow it's so awkward this Caruso guy and then we all kind of realized watching them hey this guy's pretty good am I crazy or is Caruso like decent and then it just kind of kept going he's a decently big part of that 2020 title team.
And it's gone and gone. And now I find it hard to believe, Rob, that he's not a crunch time guy for them.
Right? He's just going to probably be out there in big games. Yeah.
Right? Yeah. It is going to come down to whether you can push him and push them in that way where he has to be more of an offensive presence if you can leverage it.
But he's such a good playmaker in a facilitating capacity and he's such a smart cutter. I feel like he always has stuff he can do.
And of course, if you're creating enough havoc on defense to create fast breaks, you're going to win those trade-offs. The issue with Caruso has honestly not even really been his offense historically.
It's been like can he be healthy enough to play a lot over the course of entire seasons and with the way everything is shortened up now, it really doesn't matter. You can just put him out there for 25 to 30 minutes a night if the matchup allows it.
And he's going to do you a lot of good. Well, we thought we were going to be leading this podcast with Clippers Nuggets.
I talked about this on a pod earlier this week when I had Zach on and we talked about Kawhi for a while. then at the end we were talking about this series.
And I felt deep in my gut that there was a chance the Nuggets might really go sideways. Like I bet the Clippers tonight.
I just, I don't know if the Nuggets think they're good. I mean the Nuggets.
I don't know if they believe in whatever they're doing.

And you can kind of feel it.

That game got away from them fast.

The Clippers made a bunch of threes.

I think Jokic was spectacular in the first quarter.

It felt like he was on pace for 30 assists.

But defensively, they're just really limited.

They're benched today.

At one point, I don't know what they finished with.

At one point...

Russ was out, right? Yeah. A foot injury apparently going on.
They finished with six points from the bench. You're not going to win a playoff game.
Not ideal. And they were down 20 points for basically two hours.
And now, weird schedule quirk. This doesn't usually happen in the first round, but they're playing again 3 p.m.
PT on Saturday. So it's 40 hours after this game ended.
And that is a make-a-break. They have five and a half playable guys right now, maybe.
Peyton Watson's been kind of a disaster in some of his minutes so far. If Russ can't play, this is the thing about all of the hand-wringing about the highs and lows of Russell Westbrook.
They just straight up need his minutes more than anything. They can't afford this much Julian Strother as they're going to have to throw out there if Russ can't go.
And overall, the construction of the team, to your point, Bill, does not feel like one that would give you a lot of confidence if you're Nikola Jokic, if you're Jamal Murray, if you're Aaron Gordon with one functional calf.

I don't know how you watch the team around you

not close out to shooter after shooter after shooter

and think, oh, we're just a couple of effort plays away

or we're a couple of strategic tweaks away.

This feels like a chasm in the series that's developing.

I think in part because the Nuggets,

they just look shook by the end of this game. They look like a team that fired their coach and GM a week before the season ended.
Sure do. Oh shit, I forgot they did that.
And there's three guys on the team who have been the sort of core of this run and it just feels like the end of a cycle and these guys are looking around for reinforcements and the only place they can look is to Westbrook who's bounced around the NBA for a couple of seasons now and the bridge to nowhere like the young kids that they were supposed to develop just are obviously not ready or capable and Porter on any given night you're like are you on planet Earth or not man so it's just one arm now too like it's just not a good recipe for him After watching these three games, I'm surprised they won one. That's what I'll say.
Wow. Chris, do you think they should have hired Vincent Hanna as their interim coach? Just, I mean, Adelman is like doing his best, I guess.
I don't even know what you would do with a week's prep to become the head coach of a, of a championship hopeful. But I think if we were wondering whether or not Kroenke was like, Josh Kroenke was like, Oh, I think we actually have the pedigree to win the title.
We just need different voices in the room versus I want to get this stuff at these guys out of here so we can get ready for the draft and the off season. Now, I think it might be the latter.
I mean, even Westbrook saying my foot's hurt is like, you fucking get hurt. Walk into doggy.
Be there. BJ's in Alvarado.
Do you just have me here to do heat? Don't you want my basketball insight? Just pulled the string on his back. Well, I feel bad for poor Edelman.
I just think at this point, they might have been better off just hiring actors to play the coach. Just bring somebody in.
Bring in Ben Affleck and just tell him to be the way back guy. Wow.
Yeah, just to tell him to look like he had a few the night before and he's just going to yell at the refs and stuff. I have to ask the king of narratives, Chris Ryan.
Oh, yeah. If the Nuggets lose badly again Saturday, I think, and combined with OKC sweeping Memphis, the narratives are going to come shooting left and right like a T-shirt gun, one of which will be, you voted for Jokic for MVP, and he just lost in five and shouldn't have won game one.
Who is you? We're trying to figure out who did this. Me and Rusillo and probably about 20 other people I think voted for Jokic.
And me, to be fair. How do you guys feel about that? I feel fine.
I feel like it's a regular season award and I will sleep soundly at night with that knowledge. I actually feel better about it because Denver has been so exposed in this series that it kind of cements why I voted for him in the first place.
I couldn't believe how mediocre his team was. That's right.
Bill never surrendered. Yeah.
Just forward. Now, so what else do we have for King of Narratives, CR, for this one? Just how taxing title runs are.
I mean, even I think your beloved Celtics are experiencing this a little bit physically. Obviously, that has something to do with the elbows and the dives going on in that series.
But it's amazing to watch just even Jokic and how the tank is kind of like... I mean, it's not empty, but it is certainly half full and maybe has a little bit of accidental diesel in there at this point.
And maybe he's looking around and he's saying, I don't have any help. But how do you rebuild this team? I'm asking you because what are their moves here? What are their options? Do you have to take two steps back to take a step forward? I hate to be writing their obituary already, but he's too amazing.
It's tough to do the down 2-1 what are they doing this offseason, but it was hard not to think of that during the entire game. They squeaked out a game one win in overtime.
They shouldn't have won game one. And didn't really look that in it tonight.
Game two was a little closer, but I just feel like the Clippers are attacking them from all over the court, like Rob said earlier. So the narrative here is like, man, winning a title and being competitive over the course of a three-year stretch will really take a lot out of a franchise.
Well, Rob, you're looking at a Michael Porter, my problem for your problem trade, right? That's probably where it starts. Do you have somebody you're not happy with? Because we have Michael Porter Jr.
What about a swapperoo? I would say that would be the first thing they try to do. Or to get two functional rotation players for Michael Porter Jr.
Denver does need depth in such a bad way. They do need shooting.
They need the stuff that at his best, MPJ is able to provide. Right now, he's clearly not at his best.
Maybe he's not at his best consistently enough for the salary slot he takes and the role you're asking him to fill on the team. But I don't know, their problems cut so much deeper.
They're just not going to go on any

long runs if this is how they're going to defend.

And functionally, the core

of the team is not going to get dramatically

better in that regard unless you start making some

pretty dramatic moves. And it's so hard,

right? Because if you look back in retrospect,

it's like, we've talked, I think

everybody's talked about this on their pods and stuff,

but like, KCP

obviously would have been a valuable person for

this team to have within the logic of the

team's construction. It would have worked, but it's not like KCP

Thank you. Everybody's talked about this on their pods and stuff.
But KCP obviously would have been a valuable person for this team to have within the logic of the team's construction. It would have worked.
But it's not like KCP set the world on fire as a member of the Magic. So it's like, I can see why they were like, we need to get off these guys.
We can't pay guys a little bit out of their prime for past performance. I understand all that.
But Jesus, when you're watching what they put out there, it's unbelievable that they won a title a couple years ago. It was incredible too, Bill.
You were saying Jokic's passing in the first quarter really was awesome, like high-level Jokic stuff, what you would expect from a player of his pedigree. You watch them go on a run, you're seeing him set up these guys with all these no-look passes, you're like, okay, Denver's really got something.
You look at the scoreboard, they're up four points. I just think the Clippers have done such an amazing job of just chipping away at all of these Nuggets runs.
It's a lot of those James Harden in particular, who played amazing basketball today. Kawhi Leonard wasn't even that good.
And it just did not matter as far as like the Clippers consistency of scoring went. So they've just been able to mitigate every little bit of something that the Nuggets have put together.
And it's when you're in that position for Denver, it just takes all of the wind out of you. Yeah, when you basically have five and a half, six guys, and Russ is one of the six, and he's not even playing.
The flip side with the Clippers is like, they can beat you with just their two best guys, or they can beat you from the margins with Powell. And like, if Batum's gonna four threes.
Oh my God. I don't know what the magic Nick Batum three number is for a victory, but it looked a lot like tonight.
Well, this is what I've been saying all year. And I don't, I get it.
America's probably not focused on the Clippers home regular season games, but they have a legitimately good home court advantage now. And you could feel it in that first half when they hit a couple threes, the crowd was delirious.
And, you know, they got hot. When a team's going to make that many threes at home, they're probably winning a playoff game.
But, man, when Kawhi is as good as he's been, you know, he was 21 and 11, six assists today, and Harden was probably their best player in the game, but Kawhi was still seemingly Kawhi and just seemed so athletic. He had that one play in the first half when he went coast to coast on a steal.
Did those two long Kawhi steps with Jokic next to him and got it in there. And I just think the Clippers are really good.
I'm just going to keep saying it. I think people have to take them seriously as a contender.
I think the nuggets you know doc was on when doc was doing my pod when um doc did my pod after denver one he was talking about how much he loves porter and how uh just how happy he was for that guy and how people don't realize how big he is and he can rebound i remember him raving about him i remember filing it away like i Like, I wonder if Doc ever runs a team. Would Porter be somebody he targets? And then you're thinking about Milwaukee in this other series.
And that's another team that's going to be we're stuck. What do we do? I feel like, Rob, we're at peak.
We have an awesome player, but we're stuck. What do we do? I feel like we've hit the peak in recent NBA history.
You look around these teams, like we have Giannis and we have no chance. Yeah.
We have Jokic and there's no way we're winning three straight rounds with the team we have. I don't remember teams with players this good just really not being in the mix.
And I think it speaks to how deep the league is now. It's how deep the league is.
It's also some of these teams, especially in more of the mid and small markets, running scared of what the apron is going to mean for them and preemptively trying to get ahead of some of these problems in the way that Chris was talking about. It wouldn't have fully saved the Nuggets.
And there's some parallel versions of that for the Bucks where, if anything, maybe they've been a little too aggressive in steering into the skid of their finances. Maybe they've been too aggressive in steering into the skid, certainly of the age curve, right? Of like leaning on someone like Dame Lillard to be Giannis' primary running mate.
You couldn't have anticipated the blood clot, but you could have anticipated some of the gradual decline year over year that a small guard is going to have naturally. And so then you end up with Giannis Antetokounmpo, you end up with Nikola Jokic,

surrounded by teams that are like,

fine, you know, pretty good.

And because they are so amazing,

will at some points trick you into thinking that they're probably

a little bit better than they are.

And that's a really dangerous place

to be at a team.

It's hard to take an honest assessment

of who your sixth and seventh

and eighth guys are

when every time they're shooting

an open three from Giannis

or they're getting a backdoor cut from Jokic. it's hard to take stock of your team in those circumstances.
Yeah, and it seems like the theme of all of these teams seems to be losing out on their core role players or veterans that are looking for a new contract. They miss those guys, whether it's the Warriors, the Bucks, whether it's Denver.

And then they wind up regretting it

because it's so impossible

to like find that exact guy,

the exact KCP,

the exact name warrior role player.

I mean, I guess Iggy Buncey Pody retired.

I mean, like it's the person

that holds everything together

and does all this little stuff.

And I just, I don't even,

as someone who cheers for somebody who's not contending, I can't even imagine how difficult it must be. Who's your team? I forgot.
You weren't cheering for Toby tonight? I'm cheering for basketball. I'm cheering for the Pistons.
B-ball Paul. Yeah.
Toby was 0 for 6 in that Knicks game today, and Seahawks was like, burn in hell! He's had a good series. I hope you go for 20! He's been good.
Speaking of him, Ben Simmons had a couple moments in the clips game too. Nine.
Yeah. Headband made a stop on somebody and did a little like stare to the crowd, kind of yell to the crowd stuff.
Continued his streak of dribbling hard right to the logo and, and then skidding to a stop and handing the ball off to a guard. I have a suggestion for you for the last act of your career.
You've done a lot with your career, but I want you to lose all your hair. Yeah.
Then grow out a crazy sports writer receding hairline and become the poet of the Intuit Dome and just write about Ben Simmons's connection to the wall. You know, this was the day Ben Simmons became a Clipper.
That would be, what if we started just assigning pieces like that and telling people to just sell the hell out of them? Like somebody goes in and writes like a really heartfelt, Ben Simmons has finally found a home here. Today, he exploded for zero points and three rebounds, but his defensive stop in the first half really made it.
Yeah, I mean, Derek Jones and Batum coming off the bench is 100 times better than anything Denver has. They have seven guys, plus the Simmons thing.
Yeah, I mean, you joke about the Simmons part. The Clippers winning his minutes so decisively is a damning piece of evidence.
Like, that is really where you are if you're the Denver Nuggets. You're straight up getting embarrassed by the Ben Simmons zone defense minutes.
And Jokic is on the floor for a lot of those, right? And you're still trying to figure it out. You could see them trying to cut behind it, trying to work some angles.
None of it felt sustainable. None of it felt like they ever got into an actual rhythm.
Breaking down, I repeat, a Ben Simmons zone defense. That's the series right there.
I do not see a path for them. I'm going to game four.
I think the only way they win, well, two things. One, the Clippers could just have a game where they go like six for 45 from three.
Yeah. I mean, anybody can just suck in a game and not make any threes.
And if you don't make any threes, you could lose to anybody. The only other guy I can see is Murray.
Like they need like a 38 point Murray game. But when you watch how the Clippers, all these guys, they can throw at him.
It's just, I think it's a tall ass. They just have too many dudes.
So I think, I thought Brissola and I said on Sunday, the Nuggets were up 1-0. And both of us were like, haven't changed my opinion at all.
I still feel exactly the same. And I think it's going to be really hard for Nuggets to win now.
I don't think they can win. Let's take a break and talk about the malice at the Palace part two, Nick's Pistons.
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That is L-O-O-M.com. Pistons Knicks.
I thought this was a potential Steve Kerr game, which is what he gave me this theory years ago and I always monitor monitor it. The young were so psyched to be in the playoffs again.
Playoff team hosting the game three and the energy's through the roof. Yeah.
And everybody's like, oh, my God, they're going to go apeshit in this game. The crowd's going to be amazing.
And then they come out and they lay an egg. They did not lay an egg.
The Knicks were really good. And I think that the thing that jumps out to me, CR, the shot distribution, which was a big topic the last couple of days, because you have all these really good offensive players and you have Jalen Brunson in game two shooting 27 times and taking 12 free throws.
I went on Termini and Eddie's show yesterday and we were talking about like, hey, Brunson, you had 37. That's not necessarily a good thing for your team.
If Towns looks like he wants to go listen to Morrissey after the game and OG and Noby has 10 points, maybe get a little more distribution. And it's basically the Isaiah Thomas mid-80s Pistons rule of yeah I could have scored 35 but I scored 23 and three other guys on my team had an awesome game so the shot distribution this time 20 Brunson 18 towns 17 Ananobi 13 bridges all four guys had 20 points and up and that to me feels the balance.
So my question you see are intentional or unintentional? I think it was probably intentional. I don't think you can have a roster so overly committed to this starting five and this core and just be like, but it's still a one-man show and you guys just stand in the corners.
And also, I mean, like Brunson missing time over the course of the season. I think it tellingly when he missed some time in this last bit of the regular season, that's when Bridges kind of blossomed a little bit.

I mean, I know that Knicks fans have a love-hate relationship with him, but he needed to be a little bit more featured and a little bit more set up to be a feature player.

I got to admit, can we talk a little bit about the Brunson experience?

Yeah, let's go. I'm so excited to do so.
Don't dislike Jalen Brunson. You are coming to this with trauma, I will say, given last year's playoffs.
If I was a Pistons fan, I would hate Jalen Brunson. And I want to like him.
It's hard right now. I'm not enjoying this.
Are you guys enjoying

this? How much of this has to do with

the Knicks Sixers series last year

almost torpedoing your friendship with

Phenasy? We're fine.

We're good. Fetched it up.

26%.

Okay.

What's your take, Rob, on Jalen

Brunson,

one of the league's most unlikely underdog

stories ever?

Now getting the backlash

Thank you. What's your take, Rob, on Jalen Brunson, one of the league's most unlikely underdog stories ever, now getting the backlash? I'm becoming a little radicalized, I gotta say.
I have a quite high tolerance for James Harden-esque theatrics. I'm mostly fine with that.
He makes Harden look like Bronco Nagurski. This is the thing, and I think the juxtaposition of him specifically against Asar Thompson in the series, who's just playing good wholesome defense, but with a hyper-athletic frame, and you're just seeing him get baited into sometimes dumb young player shit, and sometimes inexplicable non-calls that Jalen Brunson gets the benefit of.
I will say, I thought the first half in this game, Jalen Brunson was participating in every version of that possible and trying to steal every one of these calls. I thought he cleaned it up a lot in the second half.
And I thought that some of what we were talking about in terms of the shot distribution paid off too. Like he just looked really fresh and was such a huge part of them rebuffing all of these Pistons runs in part because he wasn't trying to sell these dumb fouls every single possession and hitting the floor every single time.
At some point, you are allowed to just play basketball. And I like when Jalen Brunson just plays basketball.
I like when he draws some fouls too. But we need a little bit of shame.
Just a modicum of shame. The Pistons fans were trying to show him some shame.
They were chanting FJalen Brunson or FU Brunson. And it obviously kind of fired him up a little bit.
He closed really well. I think it's probably his size throws me off a lot because he goes in there like a bowling, like a pinball really and he just starts flying around the lane.
The head snap thing is like jarring I think is to watch visually. I think it's the stuff on the perimeter that bothers me the most, the diving in, like, you know, diving into guys when there's like there, he's being defended outside the three point line and just shoulder dropping, going into them or, you know, flopping down after he's coming down from a shot.
Cause he thinks somebody is in his landing zone. But yeah, I think that, go ahead.
Well, I, I went to a Celtics Kn game, like maybe January or February, I can't remember, and was talking about how I just... I hadn't realized that he'd become the best, you know, flopper extraordinaire in the entire league.
And a lot of the Knicks fans got mad about it. They're like, fuck you.
How dare you? He's worse than James Harden. It's like, yeah, because it's not just him driving in the basket and flailing to get a call.
It's all the stuff he's doing off the ball. It's when somebody sets him a pick and it's just a lot of him throwing his arms up in the air.
But it's gamesmanship and it works because he gets the crowd fired up, especially in a playoff series. I thought the crowd was awesome and there was this great moment, the first of many altercations

in this game, when it got

heated and you could hear

the crowd,

the decibels of the crowd. Everyone

was so excited there might be a fight.

It was like, I was trying to think,

is there an arena that is more ready

to see a battle on the court than Detroit?

Ironically, they had the biggest one of the century.

But they were just like, let's fucking go.

Let's drop the gloves.

They thought it was like a Red Wings game.

We're not allowed to fight in basketball.

When Towns got into it with, who's the Piston he got into it with?

That was Paul Reed, wasn't it?

It was Paul Reed.

Paul.

And then they panned to Isaiah Stewart on the bench. Oh, yeah.
And he's wearing like a full suit. And he's just like, shit.
I'm going to show it out there. Isaiah Stewart's like, I should have just worn my jersey.
Because then I could have gone on the court at least. The funniest part about this game to me was that there were more dads in the crowd than like a California youth soccer match.
It was like Bridges was fighting with Tim Hardaway Sr. Rick Brunson was fighting with Cade Cunningham and with Jalen Rose.
Yeah. I was just like, this is an amazing testament to like, to like what's going on with the amount of kids in the, in the NBA.
That's true. You know? So if I'm the, if I'm Detroit, I thought the Knicks were going to win this in four or five.
If I'm Detroit, I feel like I'm in the vicinity of this series. It's the opposite of the Denver game.
Even if you look at the box score, they got a really good Hardaway game. They got a solid Cunningham game, typical for him, some turnovers.
They had a really good Schroeder game. And I continue to wonder why Miami didn't want Schroeder.
I'm just going to ask that in every podcast. Miami's like, we're good.
Now they don't have Terry Rozier. They don't really have a point card.
But Tobias was the one. He had five points, two for nine.
He was the one that had the bad one. They're in these games.
I think all of these games are going to be close. I don't see a blowout either way.

I like the matchup of the two,

but it feels like Detroit's

what do you think, Rob?

Two hairs below? Three hairs

below? They are close,

but I came away from this game,

which is a two-point game, feeling

pretty confident about the Knicks margin

for error because everything you laid out

is true. Those are all elements of the game.
Some went well for Detroit, some didn't. It kind of all came out in the wash for them.
For the Knicks part of it, I thought the Knicks just straight up botched their pick and roll defense for a huge portion of this game. Just were not on the same page at all.
They got nothing from their bench through the entirety of this game. They got outshot from three.
They got out offensive rebounded. And they still win, squeaking it out.

But down the stretch, it really did feel

like I trust Jalen Brunson to

make these plays. I trust even like Carl

Anthony Towns to make these plays, who he had a tremendous

game overall. And to the idea of

whether the shot distribution was

intentional or not, Cat coming out

super aggro, you can usually tell

really quickly kind of what's in his head. He

kind of has it all out on his sleeve. And his

intention to make his presence felt

on this game, I think changed a lot of it

I'm not vote for... You know, I voted for Jokic because he's the best offensive player in the league and has the ball all the all the time.
I did see it. I like the guy.
I did see it. We discussed previously, Bill, that you had Jason Tatum third on your ballot for Clutch Player of the Year.
Yeah, he's made a bunch of late-game shots. You didn't like that pick? He's only 19.
He's only 19. I'm not disputing it.
I'm just saying I saw the full voting, and there was exactly one third-place vote for Jason Tatum for Clutch Player of the Year. So congratulations for working your way into voting history.
The Boston fans are mad because I didn't vote for Pritchard for six man of the year. So am I a homer? Am I an anti-homer? I don't know.
I'm all over the map. The shooter piece, CR.
When can this guy just find a home? I love having him in playoff series. Is he just like, he's like automatic QB in Thanksgiving.
He's just going to bounce around every playoffs. He's like Woody Guthrie riding the rails.
Yeah. He's just, yeah, you know, he's just a vagabond of the NBA.
I mean, I think that the problem for the Pistons is that they're relying on Schroeder, Tim Hardaway Jr. and Beasley.
Although Beasley had an awesome season.

Those guys can't be your second options, third options.

Cade needs one more guy.

I think they're hoping or hope to lose Jaden Ivey.

I love Jaden Ivey, even though he hasn't quite realized his potential tough injury.

I have to ask you guys.

Durant?

Oh, I thought you were going Durant right there.

Oh, no.

No.

Don't do that. Don't do that.
Why not? No, come on, man. Why couldn't we go Durant? Why not? Yeah.
I wanted to know whether or not when you watch the Knicks, Rob, does this look like a team that can go very far with this style of basketball? And with this, like, this just feels very much like we have now pushed this to the limit of what

this team can do under Tibbs and with this roster construction.

That's what it looks like.

The Tibbs part is the key part.

Is it the roster?

Is the roster plus Tibbs,

Rob?

Yeah.

Well,

even what we were talking about as far as Jalen Brunson overextending in the

previous games,

some of that is a Tibbs style of offense as well.

Some of it is Jalen Brunson.

Some of it is a guy like Kat who can sort of ebb and flow in these games. It doesn't always like claim his spot as far as his role in the offense goes if he's not really focusing and thinking about it.
I think Tibbs is such a weird coach because he cleans up so many things for you, but he also so clearly leaves all of this other low-hanging fruit that some other coach could come in and do and make your team a little bit better in these particular ways. For example, I'm just like, I remain stunned by how little 1-5 pick and roll the Knicks run.
Like Jalen Brunson and Carl Anthony Towns are your best players. It almost doesn't matter who is guarding them.
You can do that anytime you want. And certainly every second that Jalen Dern is guarding Carl Towns, which was a lot of the second half after the Pistons kind of switched that matchup.
Why are you not running pick and roll at Jalen Duren every second he's on the court? Also, why aren't you doing it with Bridges in Towns? It doesn't just have to be Brunson. Bridges is good at that too.
Lots of options. I'm with you.
I respect Tibbs a lot. I think he brings a lot to this team, but there is something to the idea of the formula maxing out at a certain point.
CR, who is, when Towns does the thing where he intentionally starts some sort of altercation and then does the evil laughing thing, is that Garcia in Internal Affairs? What movie character is that for you? Cobra Kai person? Who is that? What movie villain? It's just more like, it is the guy, it's like the guy in Trainspotting who throws the pint glass over his shoulder and doesn't see where it's going he's not quite Begbie but he has like a little bit of like, who started the fight? Wow, this is weird I do enjoy it I don't know if he's ever actually been in an NBA fight, but he's always like around and in the mix of some these. It's pretty funny.
I thought B-Ball Paul was trying to get ejected. What was that? But he was pissed.
I mean, do you think... I think the thing is that Brunson's...
Whether or not you like watching it, it clearly works because it drives other players nuts. Completely.
And I don't really have the rulebook in front of me to judge whether or not

that was a backcourt violation

in the last second there, but

he was doing a lot of stuff to

just get Dern. Dern was going

nuts for a while there.

Yeah, I liked Dern in this series.

It was the full Towns experience.

I thought he had a really good game,

but then, of course, he couldn't resist having the

terrible foul at the worst possible time with two minutes minutes left. He's just like, don't forget, I have to.
It's almost like when my dog jumps in this little fountain thing we have every once in a while, he gets super excited, and he jumps in, and then he looks at us like, I had to, guys. I'm sorry.
I just, it was sitting there. It was cold.
I had to do it. Towns has to like, he just can't help it.
He has to have the one foul in the last three minutes and he has to almost get it out of his system. I think the series goes six.
Six. So you think Detroit gets one more here? Yeah.
Yeah. I think I'm going to lose.
One of my bets was Nixon four or five. And I think, uh, I think Detroit gets one more, right? They, they get a game where they shoot they shoot really well.
Towns gets into foul trouble. We haven't had a foul trouble game.
That's the other thing with these game fours. The league can get a little creative with some of this stuff.
A la Lakers-Wolves game three. CR, can I have your animosity rankings for round one?

Certainly, Luka and Rudy are pretty high up there. I was asking a couple of people last day.
I was like, what is the Rudy original sin against Luka? And I guess he did punch him in the stomach or hit him in the stomach a long time ago. Yeah.
But I always laugh. I was at the game one.
he's shit talking Rudy the entire game

with true hatred

in his eyes. And nobody from the T-Wolves stands up for Rudy.
It is one of those things where it's just like, you know what, man, go ahead. If you want to waste energy telling this guy to go fuck himself, that's fine.
So I would definitely put Luka and Rudy up there pretty high. Team-wise...

Wait, can I have a couple other candidates?

Oh, yeah.

I think Dame Halliburton has to be

riding high, right? I was going to say Bucks Pacers, just straight

up. Oh, you're going straight up.

Team versus team. Yeah, there's a lot.

I would go Dame Halliburton,

but also team versus team.

And then, you know it's bad

when they just cut to James Johnson randomly

when he's not even really playing.

Like, he's over there.

Just lurking in the corner.

That guy's a fucking maniac.

Watch out for James Johnson.

He'll kill you.

Yeah, Bucks Pacers is way up there.

I think Celts Magic is starting to, like, they've made Al Horford bad,

which is most impossible. KCP versus Al Horford.
Yeah,'ve made Al Horford mad, which is most impossible.

KCP versus Al Horford.

Yeah, they made Al Horford mad,

which happens like three times

a year. I was kind of shocked by that.

I don't know. One of the

most popular, nicest Celtics. Probably

the most popular Celtics teammate of the last

15 years, and he was ready to hit

KCP with a 2x4.

His sister's going at Magic fans on Twitter. Pretty amazing stuff.
What about Draymond with each and every rocket? Yeah. It's completely separate arguments and frustrations with all of them somehow.
And I appreciate his ability to compartmentalize personally. Well, don't you feel like that has a chance to go up a notch? Clearly.
Draymond really escalates?

Well, Van Vliet,

we haven't really seen him have a

moment with Dylan Brooks yet.

There's going to be no Butler in Game 3, so

Draymond's going to be in that mode. I've got to do more.

Yeah, that's a good

one. I think Bucks-Pacers

is the most inexplicable

one, though. It's just a bunch of nice guys on both teams, and yet they hate each other, and it feels like it's going to be the anchorman brawl every time it gets heated.
I'm trying to think of anything else. Maybe some Lou Dort Memphis game four.
Yeah, they were getting in his ass a little bit, and I saw Draymond put up an Instagram story that was like, that's a dirty play. But I think when you go back and watch it, it's really hard to see Dort like, oh, I'm going to tackle Ja midair here.
He's slipping as Pippen turns around. Well, I told Cerruti and Kevin Clark...
I would challenge any human being... Go ahead, Rob.
I would challenge any human being to try to move fast enough while rotating their body to beat Ja Morant to a quick twitch spot in order to even try to undercut it. Like, it's just not a realistic human thing to do even for Lou Dort.
I told Sarutian and Kevin Clark that I had worked up a proper amount of hatred by like basically the halftime of game two for the Magic and for KCP. And they said, don't worry, we also hate KCP.
Because he's been, I think he was like one for 100 at that point in the series. That's the funniest thing is you getting really cranky because you're worried one of the Celtics is going to get, you know, mortally injured during this.
I know. They hurt Tatum.
It's a contact sport, Bill. Porzingis got split open like it was a fucking steel cage match against Roman Reigns.
It's like, oh my God, he's busted wide open. Well, they tagged in Gogo Batadze.
That's what happens after he comes into the game. Yeah.
My dad was so upset. He sent me some of the funniest texts just about Batadze.
He was like, who is this guy? He just comes in and fouls people. I don't think he's been logging a lot of Orlando magic.
It would be funny if after the Pacers get eliminated, you give James Johnson your dad's tickets so that it just pans up to James Johnson anytime a Celtics player gets targeted. Well, I mean, we always talk about movie coolers, right? Like Swayze and Roadhouse was the best one ever.
And then we've seen people try to rip off that gimmick over and over again in movies. James Johnson's the real-life cooler, it seems like.

Well, he's the Sam Elliott at this point.

He's aged out of Swayze.

But he's still wearing a uniform, right?

I guess.

Or does he become an assistant coach

and do it that way?

It's practically what Rick Brunson did tonight.

It's true.

So tomorrow we have

Boston, Orlando, Indiana, Milwaukee,

Lakers, Minnesota. Which one are you more excited about out of those three, CR? Me? Lakers, Minnesota.
That's been one of my favorite series so far. Same for you, Rob? Yeah.
I would like to think that Pacers-Bucks is going to be fun and competitive and maybe have a spin on that series. I just don't really see what levers the Bucks can pull to really change things there.
They kind of are what they are, and Giannis is going to be amazing, but how do they really make anything happen? Versus we clearly know how the Wolves make things happen, and it's hit a fuckton of threes, make really sharp decisions with the ball, and counteract at least some of what the Lakers have going on on the other end. Yeah, so when I was talking to Eddie and Termini yesterday, Eddie thought Giannis and Milwaukee can come back and they're going to win the next two and this is going to be a long series.
And I just don't see it. I just think Indiana is just significantly better than them.
And the way that Milwaukee wins game three, Giannis has a big game, but you could almost spot him in the big game, and I still think Indiana wins. But the game that's looming that hasn't happened yet is the Indiana fucks up the game in the last four minutes game.
We have not had that yet. Oh, this is your Pacers.
Well, combined with Milwaukee home for game three, the refs, that's a game where you're probably going to get some calls. And I could just see this one being like, man, I can't believe we're not up 3-0 right now.
How did we lose that? It feels like it could be one of those. It's possible.
They're not that bad in crunch time, for the record. I know.
I just... I think they're probably about average.
Well, so game two, what are they up? 17? And then all of a a sudden it's a two-point game? Yes. They just have a lot of those.
Yeah, where it's just like, how did you let this team back in there? Lakers-Minnesota, what I'm watching for after going to game two is just, is Edwards going to get involved earlier than he did? There was some interesting go-bear. It didn't feel this way at the game, there was some interesting Gobert actually defending one-on-one against LeBron, Luka and I think it was LeBron maybe it was LeBron and Luka but they were like basically 4-13 when they went at him.
Reeves had I think a little more success. I felt like Minnesota did not ever want that to happen and And they were in complete panic every time Gobert was in isolation with those guys.
But I'm going to be interested to see if they just keep doing that or if there's an extra wrinkle. I didn't like what I saw from Connelly at all in game two.
So is that just hard for him to play two games in three days? What do we have with that? There was some interesting Shannon minutes in that game that I wonder, in a home game, could he swing it from an energy standpoint? I still, Rob, I just still feel like the Lakers are really limited, man. That's a team that has five and a half guys.
They have no rim protection at all. They're just putting this incredible burden on LeBron and Rui to basically protect the rim and rebound that I don't know is sustainable.
But wait, are you seeing anything else? I mean, their defense was pretty incredible with that group. But yeah, the more times you have to do that repetitively and the more times you're doing it and giving Ann a chance to look at it and see how to break it down and they're going to film sessions in between, it's going to get harder and harder.
And there's no alternative, right? There's not the option to just play Jackson Hayes 35 minutes. You can't do it.
So all they have to do is stretch out Dorian and Rui and LeBron as much as you possibly can. And I thought LeBron was awesome on defense in particular in that game.
He was great. Ultimately, the Lakers, I mean, they didn't light the world on fire with their own scoring.
They won that game because they locked the Wolves up. They forced a team that's a little shaky in its

decision making to make some characteristically

Wolves mistakes.

Bill, did you notice it was the loading

up on Ant? Because he said after the game

that it felt like a zone and that he has to go

watch the tape. But in game one, they were

loading up on Ant. I didn't necessarily

think it was zone, but they were definitely cheating

onto him.

I thought they were moving the ball really well in game one. The Wolves were.
Obviously, they had threes coming out of their ears that game, but it didn't feel significantly different on TV watching it. So I was kind of surprised that Ant was like, well, that was a new wrinkle.
I hadn't seen that yet. Yeah, I didn't see it at all.
And I thought he was just too tentative. And I talked to somebody involved with the team at halftime.
And I was like, what's up with Ant? He said his shoulders bother him and seemed like he was tentative. So I think he had- Because he was swinging a lot.
Like he was kind of like moving his arm around. There was one time he came to the table to go back in the game.
And he had one of those giant Norma Tech kind of straight jacket things on. And it almost seemed like demonstrative.

Like my shoulder hurts.

Look, I'm wearing this giant contraption.

It was just weird.

I thought it was a weird game for him,

but I don't see him doing that in Minnesota.

I could see him coming back hard.

So if you, is there any O and two team

you think could come back, Rob?

I don't think so.

Is there any, yeah.

I don't think the Heat are coming back. Like Heat are coming back who else would we be talking about? but the Heat doesn't look very promising is Rozier is he just like we're never going to see him again what was Rozier's injury? he's out for the year right? even if you had, would you play him over Davion Mitchell, who I think is just a better

player at this point than Sir Rozier is?

Like, this feels like it should be a bigger story.

This whole Rozier thing, like how I don't have to talk about some of the stuff he was

involved with.

Sure.

This guy went from they traded a first round pick.

He was averaging 25 a game on Charlotte to now he's he just has disappeared and nobody

even talks about him during the games. It's just I mean, I I think he's in a – he's still pretty injured, I believe.
Yeah, he's hurt. I think he might be out for at least a round or two.
But meanwhile, home prices on the Davion Peninsula are just – they're shooting up, man. I mean, it's a really competitive market.
Saruti told me two nights ago that if Orlando paid $100 million a summer for Ty Jerome, he wouldn't blink. That was what he said.
He said, if it got that high, fine. At least we got our guy.
Kind of how I felt about Milton Williams and Patriots CR. It's like 26 a year, whatever.
We needed a nose tackle. But Ty Jerome and Suggs.
So Rudy's already moved mentally to the Ty Jerome Suggs era for the Magic. Honestly, pretty sick.
You drafted a guy with dinosaur arms. Are you excited? Little T-Rex arms? You know, I've heard the jokes.
And, you know, we root for underdogs in New England and Boston.

You want to get an underdog.

I just want to know how an inch

became so important for the left tackle.

So if he's 33-inch arms, he's fine.

But 32 and 3-8,

he's not fine. We'll find out.

That's how we're going to go. I remember

when a guy named Jalen Brunson dropped to the second

round because he wasn't tall enough.

If you remember that one. Alright, any last things? What's the thing you're most excited about this weekend, Rob? I'm trying to think of which of these series can get...
I feel a little disoriented because the series that we were loving are now also stilted. If Jimmy Butler doesn't play, if the Clippers keep really accelerating into this series, is there anything else in this first round that we're really psyched about other than we've already talked about a little bit, but I do want to see the Wolves counterpunch.
I do want to see what they've got. I think that's probably the most interesting next step for me.
I agree with Rob. I think Wolves-Lakers is the best remaining series and the one that I feel like has the most chapters.
I don't know how many games it's going to go, but after game one, I was like, holy shit, these guys have more athleticism than the Lakers. Like this is crazy.
And now I'm a little bit more measured about it. I would not count out Milwaukee in game three.
No, I don't think they're very good. New York to Trey feels like it might have some legs.
And then fists. Orlando pulling a rock fight routine against Boston, maybe stealing a game.
But yeah, the Clippers-Denver seems like it might be headed to being a bust. Flip it.
After a week, what's the team you're most impressed by? It's got to be the Clippers, I think, right? Yeah, I think the Clippers.

Because they should probably be at 3-0.

Thunder were impressive today.

The thing is, they were already so impressive.

The Clippers, we wanted to see how they stacked up

against a team like Denver so much, and

they've had all the answers. The fact that they're

dictating all the terms of this series so far

is really demonstrative at this

stage in the playoffs. I would say out of

the 8 series, the only one I don't have a handle on, and part of it is the Butler injury, but just the matchup is just... I don't think either team is happy with how they're playing the Golden State-Houston.
It's just... It's a weird one.
I don't like Houston's offense. I don't like anything Golden State's doing if Butler's not out there.
I just don't think... I don't think they're good enough.
And a lot of it seems to hinge on how each game is being officiated, which I never really like. And then the Rockets just have these wild cards where it's like, alright, Jalen Green made a couple threes, so is he good now? Because I think he could go one for 11 tomorrow night.
I don't trust basically anyone on their team. And then what they're getting away with defending Curry, not to be a Curry defender, but the league's in a weird space right now because they've been really good about letting defenders be able to...
Letting defenders be able to basically... Make contact, yeah.
Make contact when somebody's driving to the basket or whatever. I don't think they've done a good job of cleaning up the stuff way off the ball and some of the holds and just, and conversely, I don't think they've done a good job with the moving screens either, but it just seems like all the stuff off the ball is worse than ever.
And then the physicality of guys going to the basket has actually been handled really well. But yeah, I just think the Rockets are getting away with crazy shit against Steph.
I don't like it. I don't know that I've seen a minute go by in the series where someone's arm isn't around Steph's hip, just locked in, holding him in place as he tries to cut around the court.
He's always had some of that, where defenders are allowed to get away with things with Steph that they wouldn't be in any other context. Or if he had the ball in his hands, as you're saying, it would be officiated completely differently.

Somehow he still busts

loose as long as they have enough bodies to make

their lineups work. And without Jimmy Butler,

if that's going to be more than game three,

I just don't think they have the bodies to make the lineups

work. You'll be happy

to know that folks on Warriors Twitter

are doing collages of

Imei Udoka coached teams diving at

other guys' legs and making dirty plays.

So there are watchers on the wall making

sure our refs are accountable.

We're in a very healthy place.

I'll say too, the Pistons-Knicks game today,

it was refreshing to see the game end

and both teams are just furious

with the officiating. The backcourt

violation for Brunson, as you said, Chris, was

cited chapter and verse. Well, what about the rebound

where no time went off the clock? And then the guy ran the baseline next to the next bench, inbounded the ball, which I haven't seen in 20 years. Just something for everybody to be pissed about.
It really warms the heart. Well, Rob, I know you're going to be excited.
What do you have for TV this weekend, other than the basketball? We've got The Last of Us going on.. We got your friends and neighbors going on.
There's some pretty solid TV

happening right now.

CR, have you still stole from your

neighbors at all or you haven't crossed

that line yet?

You're a Birkin guy?

I'm worried a little bit about some of their security

systems that they got here. No cameras

in any of these houses in your friends and

neighbors? Nobody has any nanny cams?

He's got a device that turns off the Wi-Fi. We've got to address this pretty soon.
All right. Thanks, guys.
Thanks for staying up with me. Thanks, Bill.
You got it, Bill. All right.
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