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Yeah, Joe House is here.

I'm Bill Simmons.

We are live after pick 28 of the NBA draft.

I waited to see who the Celtics were going to take, and they took a Yugo.

Yugos were a car that we made fun of.

And now the Celtics have a pick that doesn't seem like it can shoot.

I didn't do a lot of Yugo studying.

Anyway, House.

This was the Cooper flag draft.

This was the San Antonio took Dylan Harper, and I really want to know how him and Deere and Fox are going to coexist draft.

This was the, I can't wait to see what happens at three, but I think it's going to be V.J.

Edgecombe draft, and that's what happened.

This was the, where the hell is Ace Bailey going draft, whereas where you came in, your beloved Washington Wizards, the former Bullets,

Ace Bailey, seemed like he wanted to come either play for your team or Brooklyn.

We're getting a little, you get a little ace in your pocket.

And then Utah, Danny Ainge,

who's like, Ace doesn't want to play here.

He's literally announced he doesn't want to go to Utah.

Danny H is like, I'm Danny H.

I do whatever the hell I want.

And he takes him and grabs him from you.

Were you bummed?

God damn it, Danny Ainge.

I mean, Bill Simmons, I was preparing to come on.

I was going to pop a bubble.

There was two scenarios under which I was going to pop a bottle and pop a bubble.

I was going to do both.

One was

Malowatch.

That was my preferred pick for Washington.

But over the course of today, I got so many incoming messages from folks in the know and around the team.

And, you know, this Ace Bailey thing is legit.

It's not a joke.

It really could be him arriving in Washington and say, wait a minute.

It's not

often that Washington is on the receiving end of some, you know, whatever misjudgments or

whatever was driving the potential for Ace Bailey to drop a superstar by all regards in terms of this draft, this draft class.

Yes, the way that everybody was sizing this thing up, a top three selection by every single measure, falling to six.

I got so excited.

And then Danny Ainge did a Danny Ainge thing.

He just did the smart thing.

And that was it.

You set up the right way to evaluate it, which was so often Washington is on the receiving end, dot, dot, dot.

And it's the receiving end.

You get it rammed right in your rectum.

Oh, no.

It was a rectum.

I wouldn't go that far.

No, I mean, this is, we're kind of prepared for this outcome because a lot of the chatter, Ace was never a reality until the last 24 hours or so.

He became more

tantalizing.

I know how disappointed you are.

You were more than tantalized.

Tantalized.

I was tantalized.

Like I said, I was ready to pop a bubble.

I mean, and pop a bottle, both of them, right up until the, I mean, I did have chills.

I i will say sitting in the moment it's like is this potentially a franchise altering moment for me i just like no no of course not well there were five five legit espn top 100 2024 recruiting class blue chippers in this draft plus knippo who i think rose up and everybody loved him too sure um

Ace was the wild card.

I read everything.

I sent you a long article that somebody wrote.

I think the Newark Star Ledger had a feature.

I don't don't know what to make.

He's combining like 40 things.

We've been following basketball for so long, 40 red flags just strewn all over the place.

And yet he's just so talented.

And this is, you know, that we've seen these guys over and over again.

It's like the Michael Beasley syndrome where you just like.

I know there's red flags here, but wow, is this guy talented?

And he ends up going second in the draft.

Danny, knowing Utah has all of these draft picks, all of these pieces, and yet doesn't have like the guy, you have to take a swing at some point.

And he's, they take a swing.

I think the thing with Ace, if you're taking him at five,

worst case scenario, he's trade bait for a bigger trade, right?

If you're, if you're trying to get somebody awesome, that's a centerpiece kind of guy.

And that was why I thought I was really surprised.

I mean, we'll go into some of the stuff Brooklyn did, but, you know, if Brooklyn, I think, is one of the teams that would have a chance for giannis down the road i just want somebody who can be at number eight who can be in that giannis trade and not take the uh the project from byu who most people had in the 14 to 20 range we'll talk about them when kyle man gets here um but i like that i really thought that was the right pick from utah take the asset worry about it later what's he gonna do not play in the nba what's he gonna sit out He was also a draft for Need.

Like they need that dynamic playmaking.

They need

that backcourt help.

And pairing him with Walter Clayton, I mean, Bobby Marks couldn't contain, he popped a bubble on TV, ready to give Utah the

lead position in best draft through

the first 20 picks or so.

Well, that was nice that Clayton went 18

because

normally...

In the history of the draft, that's the guy who usually goes 33, 34.

And we're like, all right, that's stupid.

Knipple is the guy who goes like 15th because they start talking themselves out of like his athleticism on defense.

It seems like people for the most part are getting better at where these guys would go.

And then the Nets are like, hold, hold my beer.

And they start doing

their stuff.

Well, no, I'm interested in, you know, part of the quiet, you know, things that Smart Utah does in the background is sign Will Hardy to an extension that goes through 2031.

And I want to see these kids with Will Hardy in this five-out offense.

Oh, we got to sign a therapist for him now because Ace might be a handful.

Ace has like his support team.

There's like the agent who's not certified to be an agent.

Anytime there's a, you have an agent who's not actually certified to be the agent, I get nervous.

Is that somebody who wanted $100 to appear on television?

Was it that dude?

There's some stories.

Allegations.

Allegations can be made.

You know, people can always change their support team as they get older and more established.

Speaking of that, very quick aside, you know who changed his support team?

Who?

You heard this?

Cyan Williamson.

He did?

New agent.

Look up his new agent.

Did he hire a chef?

I mean, you know, he can get to, he doesn't need a chef.

They have Ozempic out there now.

We got to save New Orleans for Kyle.

I agree.

We got to save that like that.

Well, when you and I go to dinner and there's some entree or something in the restaurant you have to try, and sometimes it'll be on the

table with a bunch of different plates.

And you're like, I'm not going to touch that yet.

I'm saving it.

I'm going to have that.

The potatoes are gratin.

They're famous for it.

I'm not going to have it yet.

I'm going to wait.

I'm going to eat all these other things.

That's New Orleans today.

Great.

New Orleans is the potatoes are gratin.

It's the house specialty.

Don't eat it yet.

It's over here.

I have it on the side of the table.

Then we'll get a big spoonful of it later.

But the Utah,

Deanny getting Ace Bailey with the fifth pick when it seemed like they had thrown their season away, right?

They're in this tank fest, comes down to the last day, and then they drop all the way to five.

Your team drops all the way to six.

You guys still got blue chip players.

Like Trey Johnson, I don't know what he is ultimately.

I was saying to Rosillo on Sunday, he's like the greatest version ever of like those Eddie House sharpshooter type guys.

He's way better than that, obviously.

But, you know, I'm not sure he'll be finishing around the rim that much for you.

And I don't know.

Yeah.

I don't know where it goes, but I do think he's one of those, you're texting your friends like, oh my God, Trey's getting hot.

Trey has eight threes in the second quarter.

He's one of those guys.

I hope that's true.

I hope that's true.

I mean, Washington finished almost 25 points behind Oklahoma City in net rating, which really seems almost impossible, almost impossible to be.

Five points.

Yes, Washington was negative 12 points something,

and Oklahoma City was positive 12 points, damn near 25 points behind.

And Washington

in the

bottom four

by almost all defensive metrics, and bottom two, and almost all offensive metrics.

So you take the best available.

And Washington, you know, just bereft of any kind of threat on offense from

both the two-ball and the three-ball.

So, Trey, welcome.

The ability to

shoot, welcome.

How long is he going to be here?

Why are you laughing?

At least a year.

He'll be here a year.

That'll be fun.

I like him, and he's going to come in and be a good mentor to these kids.

I mean, it's the reason that I was bummed that Valentunis got traded.

He was a good mentor to the kids.

CJ, you know,

leader of the union guy.

He'll be a very good mentor.

Yeah, leader of the union.

Great CBA they pulled off there.

They gave the league a hard cap.

Nobody has any free agency money.

Nice job.

Yeah, you have Marcus Smart, too.

I think it's funny that they're putting together the 2017 Celtics, the team that broke your heart in Washington's last great playup on Kelly Olinik.

Olinik, Marcus Smart.

Maybe we get Avery Bradley back.

You might have it.

I like the Trey Johnson pick.

So I'm going to start in order in the top, and I'll really try to save New Orleans for when Kyle gets here.

But Dallas, Cooper flag goes one.

They show

The war room.

There are some great war room videos today.

None better than Brooklyn celebrating over and over again after they took yet another point card.

So wild celebrations.

But they show Nico Harrison.

He looks like he's FaceTiming somebody and the whole war room and he's just grinning like a madman.

And you think, like, I know we've talked about this a million times, but they trade Luka Doncic and it's the worst, craziest sports trade,

at least in this decade.

It's one of the craziest NBA trades ever.

And they end up with Anthony Davis and Max Christie in a 2029 first and Cooper flag.

And just fundamentally, it's a trade you would make.

I'm not saying it was their intention, but the way it worked out, like they showed all these Dallas fans going to watch the draft, like the Dallas fans are now sucked back in.

The Cooper flag buzzes nuts.

And it's like all the stink from that trade is gone.

It's incredible.

It's an incredible turn of events.

Not for me.

So incredible that you had some suspicions about

that.

It's not all washed away for me.

You used the word sucked.

I can tell you right now,

well, I won't say what I really think.

We're live.

We're live.

We're live.

Save it for text.

Save it for our text thread with Jacoby and Berno.

Yeah.

Which is FNC 17.

Yeah, anyway, so that, so Dallas, it all works out and they're doing great.

Congratulations.

They're in a conference where there's some...

Some stinko teams that just seem like they're flailing.

Utah is not going to be good next year.

Sacramento doesn't know what the hell they are.

San Antonio, by taking Harper and not kind of moving all in, we'll see with Wemby, but I don't think they're a guaranteed playoff team.

Phoenix, who now has two centers,

we'll talk about that.

No, they don't.

They have more than two.

They still have Nick Richards.

For some reason, they decided to acquire the Charlotte Hornets entire front court

like in less than six months.

Right.

Charlotte's just trying to get rid of their centers and phoenix is like we'll take them but there's my point is the west which i think is deep at the top i i do think there's some there's some room on the bottom half maybe to maneuver around which might be nice for uh for the maps we'll see with kyrie they sign kyrie to a nice little extension they're talking about getting a point guard like a dennis shroeder chris paul

stopgap guy until kyrie can come back i heard uh malcolm brogdon and d'Angelo Russell.

Those were the names that I saw hit the wire.

I liked your guy, the guys that you said better than either one of Brogdon or Russell.

D'Angelo Russell, like, really?

I don't know who wrote

so many people.

No, I saw it too.

I'm just like,

that's your stopgap.

Why not just get Chris Paul?

Just tell him four months.

You can retire in February, or we'll buy you out.

You can be on whatever team you want.

I'll tell you from the gambling odds perspective,

I like the idea of where San Antonio is headed next season more than i like the idea of where dallas is headed next season you mean just for pure over-unders for wins yeah and and and positioning for for division and all that kind of stuff

let me have san antonio i'm gonna see if there's ways to bet on this um i know that there are conference odds san antonio 17 to one dallas 20 to one so your instincts were correct

to tell interesting see i think san antonio if they don't do anything else it's i think it's gonna be a little clumsy with all the guards.

Could be.

It's a

lot of guards who can't shoot.

It's a team that's going to take a little while to figure out what it is, but they also might be a trade team in January, February.

I'm more bullish on Dallas than you because I think flag can be impactful immediately as an all-around guy.

I think he can play multiple positions, guard people, defend the rim.

I think there's a Gafford Anthony Davis flag front line where they just are like, watch this.

So now it might actually be pretty interesting.

Name their best best shot creator name their best creator kyrie irving who's who's working out every day and hoping to get his leg back to 100 by when

i mean this is like the same flag point forward i'm gonna go ahead and and and and take a shot like it's the same enthusiasm i keep hearing for stephon diggs with the patriots when is he gonna play football like you know why are we talking about

why not bring up terry mclaurin

holding out He's got a giant contract.

I mean, he deserves it.

Do you know OKC is plus 130 to win the West next year?

That feels like a Mahomes MVP layaway bet.

I literally had this conversation on East Coast Bias with the guys this week.

The odds for them to win the title are plus 220, and that's too far.

But I am going to bet them at plus 130 because what if this is the best value on them that you're going to get the entire season if they come out?

Yeah.

Take him MVP ads right now at five to one.

It's the best chance, best odds you're getting.

It's possible.

Well, the funny thing is, Houston's five to one.

So Vegas got so excited by that Durant trade that I personally would not have Houston as the number two title team.

I agree.

I understand.

I've not been through the markets yet.

Right.

I understand the market and I understand why they are where they are, but I also want no part of betting on that.

Let's see it.

Let me see a little bit.

No, you go through, and I think minnesota who is eight to one probably has the second best odds uh there are cooper flag odds by the way for

they have will he record a triple double at any game in 25 26 is minus 115.

i think i would take that minus i'm not laying odds triple double is hard get one triple double are they going to make him point forward right away yeah because we see that if they if that's what they show us if he's the creator if if he's the playmaker they let him be the straw, then

hopefully those odds will still be there and we'll jump on them in October.

All right, we tangented.

So Dylan Harper goes second to San Antonio.

I still feel like there's a De'Aaron Fox.

I'm not buying.

I hope Dearon Fox is renting.

I hope he's renting like Tony Parker's house.

I hope he didn't buy a house in San Antonio.

Wow.

I just don't.

I think Dylan Harper is too good.

I don't, we've already seen D'Aaron Fox try to juggle ball handling stuff with another really good guard, and his name was Tyrese Halliburton, who they traded after a season and a half.

I don't see those two together.

He's expiring this year.

Is that right?

Well, but there was always people thought there was a wink-wink that they were going to take care of him after.

But

maybe so, but as we sit here right now, it's not infeasible that he well, they should trade him to Brooklyn because Brooklyn took three point guards and Danny Wolf was a point center.

Maybe they'll want De'Aaron Fox trying to collect him.

I'm fine with San Antonio saying, we don't know what we're doing yet.

We're going to just throw these dudes out and look at it.

But it was the right pick.

Did you know?

When did you find out Ron Harper was his dad?

Oh, coming into the season.

Yeah.

Like we knew ahead of time.

I feel like it was underplayed.

Like Ron Harper was a massive,

massive part of a couple of MJ Bulls title teams.

He's a like

when we were in college and he was initially on the Cavs and then got was in the Danny Ferry trade, went to the Clippers and was just a really fun two guard

and had a really, really good career.

And it's just weird.

I felt like they could have spent two minutes on that on the draft telecast instead of all the other dumb shit they did, which we'll talk about later.

I would have liked more of him with his brother, Ron Harper Jr.

I didn't forget.

A lot of Harper stuff.

I was in on any of the Harper subplots.

All right.

Number three, this is where the draft got interesting.

Although, not really interesting.

Not really that interesting to me because I predicted this a long time ago.

Vijay Edgecombe going to affiliate.

Yeah.

Just a classic.

Checked a lot of the Daryl boxes.

Maxie, Edgecombe, and McCain

as a young up-and-coming arrow pointing up backcourt.

It's pretty nice.

My question to you is: I thought that we might get some inkling of what direction Philadelphia might go in in terms of solving their identity crisis.

And we did, we got nothing.

We got them making the smart value pick, you know, the pure Daryl Maury pick.

They still have an identity crisis that they need to solve for, right?

I think they were open to every possible scenario with that pick and didn't get an offer that they loved and didn't see a reason to trade backwards to pick somebody, didn't see a veteran, any of that stuff.

I just think that it was what it was.

And then you take the best guy.

And I think that's the guy.

Charlotte's taking him if he's at four.

Utah's taking him if he's at five.

So you got to take him.

I wonder, there's an identity thing, which I think you're alluding to with Philly, where you're on this weird and bead timetable where I have no idea where he's playing.

You're trying to contend.

You have Paul George, who's in his mid-30s now, who's at a weird point in his career.

You have some veterans.

And then you have this really young backcord of guys other than Maxi who haven't really been in big games yet or anything.

McCain was in high school one, two, three years, two years ago, three, two and a half years ago.

And then you have lumbering Joel Embiid coming off eight surgeries, walking it up, playing, not playing.

I just don't know what that team is, House.

And I know when we're doing over-unders, that's going to be one of the hardest ones to pick.

We don't know how many games Embiid's going to play.

Does he change his name to if joel and bead stays healthy is that we're officially at that point does he have to name change well the the the question i have speaking of are we uh to this point will the mark will the books even offer a number for philadelphia and win total yeah it feels like you just play the under whatever it is it could be 46 it could be 36 it could be 29.

so what would you bet it at all right let me i'll throw a couple over unders out so now we know who's on their team basically they they we'll see if they can bring back Grimes, and I don't think they can bring back Yabaselli.

42 and a half.

Did you go over or under?

Under.

You have to bet it.

The problem is they're in the East.

So you'd go under 42 and a half for the Sixers.

42 and 40.

I think I'd go under two.

I mean,

it's a more likely scenario that that Embiid has more injury problems and they decide to basically just go with the youth and,

you know.

But they get the benefit of

Charlotte, Brooklyn, and Washington still in the East, none of whom did anything

to push themselves into any kind of contending position by way of this draft.

And I can't imagine any of those three teams doing anything in free agency to tilt.

You don't think Brooklyn pushed themselves?

They got seven ball handlers.

They think the league next year is going to have multiple basketball players.

They're hoping they can play at Rucker.

That's where they push themselves.

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Although we did talk about Ace Bailey going to Utah.

So quickly,

the thing we both said was like, Danny Ainge could give zero fucks if somebody's like, yeah, I don't really want to play in Utah.

He's going for the talent.

You must have loved the fit of Ace Bailey going to Utah.

Yeah, I think it, I think it makes sense.

I mean, he's, he's, he's somebody that if he embraces

playing, this has always been the thing for me.

If he embraces life off ball in the short term, he's going to make a lot of hay in that offense.

I think he makes a whole lot of sense.

So yeah, I mean, once he gets out there, I mean, I think that's kind of everybody's experience with Utah as you hear things and everything.

And like, I was joking with Zach about like, that place is changing.

I made a whole fucking video about it, about it is different than people think.

And you get out there and you hear weird things about the liquor laws.

It's like, it's not that weird.

It's like, it's a place that's really changing.

And yeah, I mean, they needed shooting.

And the fact that they had access to him at that spot.

You get the upside of the star stuff.

And I think Will Hardy is going to be a great mentor for him.

I think Will Hardy's gotten to the point where he's earned that credibility where you just, you think anybody's going to be better with him because he's such a good coach.

They told Ace, like, Ace, if you don't think Salt Lake City is that much fun, you got to watch the show in Hulu, the moms of TikTok, whatever that show is.

Watches

live

Mormon wise.

Try to make me watch.

It's like five hours.

Fun City.

Just for the record, I did not watch that.

House, you're missing out.

Edgecombe to Philly.

That was the most likely pick.

It does put the team on two separate timetables.

And my guess is like

if McCain would be the greatest third guard possible, right?

He's probably severely overqualified as his career goes up and up to be a third guard.

But you could also, you could do the Indiana thing, play three guards together.

I like the flexibility gives him.

I just have no idea how that makes sense with Embiid was the other topic we talked about.

I get the sense that there is maybe more quiet sort of shifting of

there are people who have quiet confidence that McCain could legitimately have a chance to be as good or better than Maxi.

I know that might seem crazy.

So I wouldn't be surprised if this, if in the short term, I agree with you.

It makes it at first when I was thinking about Edgecombe and those two guys, I was just like, that's dissonant.

That kind of makes my head hurt.

I don't see how that's going to work.

Maybe they're a little small, but Edgecombe is 6'5.

I think if you take the pressure off of him to be a highly productive handler in the short term, you can get some of the benefit of some of the things that he adds, like the spacing and that you just unleash this crazy athlete.

Or was it, was it the Clippers that unleashed like Bledsoe with that team back in like 2010?

And every once once in a while, he just do something crazy.

I think it's going to be a low-stakes role like that for him.

You evaluate how it plays out.

If McCain improves a whole lot, maybe you shift once this immediate title conversation has kind of simmered a little bit, and then you make a decision going forward.

And then Edgecombe can be a big part of your thinking.

What?

Did you just say immediate title conversation?

What title?

Let me add a word, hypothetical.

Yeah.

Well, I don't even know if that does go far enough.

It was the

on-paper title.

It's the saber metric if you put a season on a computer.

I know a title.

The worst contract in the NBA title.

They have two of the top three.

They have two of the top three.

That's a title.

Bradley Beal's like, sorry you're not grabbing the number one spot as long as I'm here.

It's named

the whole thing's named for him.

Yeah, we might have to do that with Woz next year is name it the Bradley Beal Memorial Worst Contract Draft because I think it's the single worst one.

Conkinippo goes to charlotte at number four we could see this one coming for a while uh perfect offensive fit we got to meet the five kinipple brothers enjoyed that and uh

as as much as i am excited to watch this team on offense there's gonna be some trouble on defense guys this is uh not gonna go great

i don't know the only problem on

offense when you're playing Charlotte is you have no idea who to hunt.

There's just too many options.

It's like paralyzing Kyle.

That could

be their advantage.

Yeah, they just in their excitement, they get indecisive and then Charlotte scores a bunch of points.

That's that's one philosophy, right?

I mean, you and I were joking earlier about, I mean, hypothetically, who would you have to have at the four and five spot to make this a defense that could keep its head above water?

I think you'd have

to have Anthony Davis.

You'd have to have,

I don't know, man.

It's that's tough sledding.

There's gonna be a lot of who's playing center.

Who plays center for Charlotte?

They traded on

Williams.

They're all all on phoenix now

i don't know after mark williams charlotte was just aggressively trying to trade for him and the lakers backed out of his physical even though they needed a center and now charlotte is again shopping him in june i would just be really nervous acquiring mark williams with

this team's just like hey how about mark williams any interest you like him and somehow they ended up getting a first I think they got the 29th pick and then a future first, which wasn't nearly as good as the one New New Orleans gave up.

We're not ready to talk about that yet.

We will talk about this first New Orleans pick, though.

Jeremiah Fears

at number seven.

Where did you have, how, how high, Kyle, how much higher did you have Trey Johnson than Jeremiah Fears just in your head mentally from a ceiling standpoint?

If Trey Johnson goes 20 floors, how high were the, how, how many floors did the Jeremiah Fears building go?

I mean, this is, this was one that I was off consensus on.

I mean, mean, I had fears at 20 in our final big board.

It's a tricky conversation because, on the one hand, I do acknowledge and see how, well, to answer your question, I mean, I had Trey at 4 Trey Johnson before, just because I thought the simple, like the simple propositions of him, even if his star upsides don't play out, this is a dude that you're just going to be able to throw like a freaking like, you know, pinball around an offense and just make him run.

That's another guy.

If he dedicates himself to just being a marathon man in offense and just setting screens and running around, it'll work.

But Jeremiah Fears,

he definitely is like arguably the most electric, like, you know, ball handler in this class.

Like, he can get in the pain.

He's very smooth.

He has a nice gait to his game.

But the data just says, I had this written down here.

There are some sites that sort of compile

statistics across all event types, going back to like the earliest stuff that they've done.

And I was looking at fears.

And, you know, from sample to sample, you can kind of argue this way or that and be like with Liam McNeely, you'd be like, I've seen him shoot the ball in the past.

I don't trust this one.

With Fears, it's been pretty consistent.

He overall on their database is 28.4%.

That goes back to 2021.

I feel like that's the type of shooter he is.

So if you're going to trust that that guy's going to be a load-bearing decision maker, you're just already kind of encountering problems.

And then you go ahead and combine that with the fact that he has a lot of defensive questions.

Granted, he's young.

He's got a lot to learn.

The combination of those two things just make me really queasy.

So I had a hard time going seven there.

I had a hard time thinking of reaching for him there.

He's one of those guys that you're like, I like him, but not at that spot.

And that's kind of how I felt about him at seven.

That's how I felt.

Joe House did the most homework on him because he was worried the Wizards were going to take him at six.

How worried?

Is that where you landed, House?

No, no, I

wouldn't even really countenance that outcome.

I

didn't think

he's not very big.

And it doesn't make sense for Washington to have a not very big

point guard.

6'2, you know, barely not even 180.

6'2 and not a good three-point shooter seems like a recipe for disaster.

Like, like, who,

who are the dudes that the smaller ball handling can't hit threes guards that you could even think of at this point?

And if you're going to be like that, you have to be like a really great two-way player, which I don't think he is.

I, you know, he's 18.

He's a project.

Who knows?

And when you read this stuff, he's definitely, they made a point of saying this in the draft.

He's one of those, I'll remember every guy that got taken ahead of me.

He's one of those guys.

He played football and baseball all the way, I think, through high school.

Like he's a great athlete.

What do you think?

But the shooting makes me really nervous, though.

For if it was the 13th pick, I get it.

But seventh in a draft that I think we all thought thought was pretty deep.

That's a little scary.

Yeah, I

he, to be fair to him, that was 6'2.5 barefooted.

He'll be 6'4 functionally on the court, 6'5 and a quarter wingspan.

But he just.

Yeah, he's a good decision maker at the, when he sees like that first read when the defense is loaded to one side or another.

He's not a hog.

He'll get off the ball.

And he did lead a competent team in the toughest, you know, if you're going to apologize for him.

He did lead lead a team to the tournament and had a good showing in gaming at TuCon in the first round

as a young player.

So, but the guys that I kind of pulled that statistically flagged as similar to him were Keontae George,

hold your nose, Killian Hayes,

Jalen Green, and other,

his G-League sample was similar.

And then Jaden Ivey, if you want to feel good, if you want to say, but Jaden Ivey was different size, just more.

Yeah, so it's just kind of, I'm with with you.

It's, I'm, I'm, I'm a little concerned about him being like a heavy, heavy decision maker for me.

I, once we got out of the top six,

which I thought was pretty established, that was the tier.

And then I thought fears was,

was below.

I, the guy I liked the most was Malowatch.

I just feel like he's

just not worried about him being in a competent NBA center who might actually be a lot better than that.

And that was the guy House wanted at six if Ace Bailey didn't drop there.

And he ends up falling all the way to 10.

And,

you know, and I'm writing down in my notes, not to skip over Brooklyn and Toronto at eight and nine, but I'm writing down in my notes.

These are my notes in as it's happening.

Ishbia, exclamation point, he's back.

Green, Brooks, and Maliach for KD isn't bad.

That was my next note.

Oh, wait, they're also trading for Mark Williams.

Why?

It all happened in like three minutes house i understand it's like oh

wait what are you guys doing and they traded uh the 29th pick which they actually needed this year because it's not like they have a shitload of depth and then a 29 first that is not uh not their own pick but uh i don't i just don't understand why you would have mark williams and malowatch

what's the point of having both those guys house i i i don't know i have no idea

they are different i mean they're both lob threats they're both limited offensive players.

The scheme versatility is the one thing that you can kind of twist because for now,

Malowatch is a little heavier on drop coverage.

And, you know, Williams will give you a little bit more of that get out, sit down, switch a little bit.

And he's a little older and he'll be a little more ready in the short term because Malowatch is just so young.

You know, I mean, like, he's a biggie doesn't play for two years.

So that might be the thinking.

That'd be great.

Devin Bilker will be 30 by that point.

Makes sense.

We got years to learn, right?

Yeah, he's fine.

It's not going anywhere.

He's committed to the team.

We had a weird thing with that pick where

they just can't get this right.

And I thought of a great suggestion when, because Houston trades that pick to Phoenix in the Durant trade.

We all know that's the trade.

They have to do the draft and then have Houston pick him because the trade can't be official until July 6th.

House, why can't they just say

Houston has traded the number 10 pick to Phoenix for future considerations?

Phoenix is now on the clock at 10.

And just say way afterwards, here's what the trade is.

Instead of doing this fucking charade with the Houston hat, and then you're watching the draft and it's like Brooklyn's picking, but it's actually Memphis.

And now it's Memphis picking.

No, this is Portland's pick.

But like, what are they doing?

How is this where we landed with the NBA draft?

One of our favorite nights.

Well, I want to go backwards one step, which is to complain in this direction.

Why is is the draft tonight?

What possible explanation after the season ends on Sunday night?

Why isn't it at a minimum Thursday?

At a minimum.

I don't know.

Like as we go into the weekend, as folks, you know, have discharged their weekly obligations and are ready to focus on the sporting world.

I'm scared there for a second.

Discharge.

Yeah, I know.

That was worried.

But I was trying to fear that we're going to turn a Durham aside, our first Durham Aside show.

No, no, don't even.

Ready for a draft party.

Ready for a draft party on a Thursday night.

Let us catch our breath.

Yeah.

I'm exhausted.

I mean, I'm not just, I expect, I wanted to be drunk.

I told Simmons, JKM, that if we got either Ace Bailey or Malowatch, that I was going to pop the bottle and be ready.

But since that didn't happen, I'm honestly drunk on exhaustion because of, you know, going straight from the finals Sunday evening into Monday, trying to process it but you're trying to process the the the halliburton injury

title couldn't even crack open a light lager for tray johnson he doesn't what level of buzz somebody agree that's at least like a nice heavy alcohol high ipa that's a high noon that's a high noon word

that's like a pineapple high noon house is he the best shooter you've had since you became the Wizards?

Or is there a better one?

Bradley Beal is a much better shooter.

bradley beal could could shoot his ass off he he led the league in scoring is his his there was some early

i'm not talking score

i'm not talking score i'm talking let me tell you pure yeah shooter go back and look at the comps for bradley beal early in his career he was on a ray allen arc i'm not kidding you're right look at that 17 playoffs he was really good yeah you're right

Early, early.

He didn't get to the Ray Allen, but I'm just saying, like the comps were there for the quality of shooter that this is before he racked up a body count of murdered Sun S fans.

That's before he killed a fan base of a

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Okay.

The eighth and ninth pick.

So the draft's going great.

It's going chalk, basically.

I didn't really have a problem with any pick.

And I'm like, whoa, this is going to be a pretty boring podcast tonight.

Nobody's going to do anything stupid.

And then the dumb teams just come flying in.

It's like they arrived late.

It was like, wait, what's that?

I hear a horn.

Is that, oh, somebody's pulling the parking lot.

Oh, it's the dumb teams.

Hey, it's Brooklyn.

Hey, New Orleans.

We're here.

Sean Marx is like, oh, hold on, hold on.

Hold on.

Driving in a Hugo.

It's definitely a trick horn of some kind.

Yeah.

And they take the BYU kid number eight, who I thought was more likely he fell into the 20s.

Kyle, like, try to make the case here why you would take him at eight.

I'll say the positives.

Okay.

He is probably the most talented ball screen reader, like reader of reads

and creative passer manipulation-wise.

Like he can see, he can see the first help defender.

He can see the second in tertiary, whatever it is.

He can manipulate those things really, really, really well.

He can make any pass with either hand, and he's big.

I mean, I think he's the most creative passer in this draft.

He's a smart kid.

I interviewed him on our show.

I was very impressed with how aware he was of his challenges, which are he has a high center of gravity.

He's very skinny.

At this point, he is not a threat to hit dribble play.

He back rimmed a huge percentage of his threes.

I don't know if that's some kind of mechanical thing that they can figure out.

I'm not a shot doctor.

I know they work with a really smart shot doctor.

We'll see.

But then...

I guess the other thing is he wasn't great in the paint either, and he's going to get attacked defensively.

People are going to play through his chest.

But I mean, the Nets are interesting.

So you're saying can't really shoot.

He's going to get attacked defensively and also not really that good in the paint.

That's N2 skinny.

He is skinny.

I don't know how much stronger he'll get.

Sounds like a win.

But look, here's the thing:

the comps, and JKM, you did the write-up for the ringer draft.

These comps belong in the top 10 of a draft, of a draft.

Sean Livingston and Josh Giddy,

those are like, those are competent basketball players.

Shades of those guys.

Shades of those guys.

The biggest bubble is Sean Livingston.

It's true.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, Lenny Avio was drafted by Washington.

You put Denny in this mix.

Denny was a tough end pick.

Bite your tongue on Sean Livingston.

Pre-injury, Sean Livingston was awesome.

He's outrageous.

He's more late stage, like reform point guard.

I can't be the primary guy.

Okay.

Can I give you my comp?

I didn't release my player comps, but mine was Yaroslav Korolev, the Clippers 2012 first rounder.

Had to watch him for a couple of years.

See, you guys didn't remember who it was.

Number 12 pick in the draft.

Yeah.

It's like, oh, he does all that.

It's like, what does he do?

Yeah.

I didn't like the pick at all.

Listen, I'm happy to be wrong.

I'm happy to, I'm sure if he's awesome, this quipp will get cut out and be like, oh, you got one wrong.

I just,

number eight, I just know.

It's a pure no.

It was high.

I mean, it's an interesting theme.

I wrote about this in our grades that we put up that the nets clearly were following a theme of rolling the dice on creators i don't think they expected wolf to be there where he was but they took saraf who has a similar profile you know a big but he's a little different he's a different side of the coin there where he's very i i put this in in the grades also he's he's one of the main guys in the in this class that fall under one of my favorite distinctions, which is he has some shit to him.

He's just an aggressive player.

That might make give him a better chance to succeed than Jaeger.

I don't know.

I doubt it.

I just think if you shift Jaeger to an off, because 46% of his touches were picking rolls this past year, that is insanely high.

He had a huge demand on him to create for BYU.

And I think if you put him with other creators and he's shooting off the catch a little more, roaming in the seams of an offense with that passing ability, there are paths for it to work, I think.

Yeah, but it's an identity team.

They took three guards because we didn't talk about the French kid at number 19, but they took three guards plus Danny Wolf, who everybody's like, he's a point center.

He needs the ball to, he needs the ball to thrive.

So it's like, cool, you took a bunch of guys who need the ball to have any sort of success at all.

Sounds like you did a, I just, I don't get the nets and I don't get the Sean Marks thing at all.

And I think he's probably a nice guy, but he's kept that job for a long time.

And I just don't, I don't get it.

I don't see it.

I don't understand why you would want five first-round picks in the same draft.

We see teams do this all that.

House, we're fucking old now.

How many times have we seen a team put too many young guys together?

And then a year later, they're like, hey, last year we had too many young guys.

We got to get some bets.

It was so stupid to have all those young guys.

I mean, I'm living through it right now.

We drafted three

in the 2024 draft.

You went and got Marcus Smart and Chris Middleton.

You got some adults to be near them.

Okay.

All right.

Well, and

crucially,

bid adieu to Jordan Poole.

I wish the best of luck to Jordan Poole, who actually had a fine season last year.

You like Jordan Poole.

Don't you

like?

He's the guy in college who's pretending he doesn't like the girl at the party that he keeps leaving.

You like Jordan Poole.

I intensely disliked him when he arrived.

But you ended up liking him.

They found a role for him.

He found a role for himself.

But we're not here to talk about the Washington.

I didn't like what the Nets did at all.

Toronto took Colin Murray Boyles,

leading Kendrick Perkins.

I didn't know which telecast to watch.

It was like, do I take this samurai sword and jam it into my temple?

Or do I take this chainsaw and saw my leg off?

I just, I couldn't figure it out.

Perk, they took Colin Murray Boyles and Perk said they have the pieces and they're a top six team in the East.

And at that point, I started looking for a third ESPN channel, but there were only two covering the draft.

There wasn't a third one, at least one that I couldn't find.

But I didn't mind that pick.

And then Malowatch at 10.

And then we had a trade, and then the draft started getting really weird.

Cedric Coward, Memphis moves up with Portland.

Malika calls him Colin Coward, which was exciting.

I thought Colin Coward got drafted for a second.

They basically traded the 16 and Orlando's 28 first to move up five spots.

Kyle, I didn't like this guy.

This was one of my guys that I was kind of out on.

Oh, okay.

Because I feel like I had to zag.

I have to, I can't go through the draft and just like every guy.

There's this one I just didn't get, but now Memphis traded up to get him.

And now I'm just going to assume I'm wrong because Memphis is usually right with these guys and with these dudes they find.

They just have too high of a success rate.

So I'm going to take the loss.

He hasn't even put an NBA game left.

And I think I'm wrong.

Don't give up that easily.

Dig in a little bit at least.

No, I'm not digging in.

Memphis has a way better track record.

They like something.

I don't see it, but they see something.

What are you worried about?

I mean, can we just go itemize line by line here?

What do you, what's your concern?

The, so first of all, he's a chip.

Well,

starts out.

What was he?

Where did he go freshman year?

I'm trying.

I'm blanking.

I'm trying to.

Three Willamette.

Yeah.

And kind of worked his way up, right?

And

peaked this year.

I just didn't feel like the athleticism was there in a way that would translate to the NBA, even though in college it looked fine.

The stuff that, like, those type of guys who succeed, I still feel like there, you have to be at a certain really high level athletically to do all that stuff.

And he was like, you could even see in college, it felt like he was pushing it.

So I don't know.

I might be wrong.

Maybe Memphis sees some things that I didn't see.

What did you see?

The positivity that I would mix in is that I think his frame, which is like six, five and a half, you know, we've said this over and over again because it's so damn impressive, but 7-2 wingspan, huge hands.

He's built like a, like, he's built, he's got a just capital T frame.

He's got enormous shoulders, but I think that can lead people to think that he is in, he's some kind of nuclear incendiary fly-around pogo stick kind of athlete when really he's more of a, he is a good athlete.

You know, I think he had like a 38-inch vert, um, but he has more like punish you with with physicality in his game.

Uh, he's not as much of a, he, he's, I wouldn't worry about that because I think he's going to be a lot more of a punish you with technique and physique type player.

Because if you watch the way he developed, he's not like an on, like he's not an off-the-dribble creator quite yet, but he's a pretty decent passer.

But he would just punish dudes.

There was some back to the basket, like put the shoulder into the guy.

I don't know if that works in the same way in the pros.

I don't think it works full-time, but I think you're just kind of looking for creases and wrinkles in your game that you can exploit in different situations.

And I think he has a lot of them.

I mean, he was a catch and shoot player.

I have this my ledger here.

He shot,

we'll just say a gigantic amount of catch and shoot threes across.

He was getting ready to ramp up and take a ton during this past year before he got hurt, but he shot about 40% catch and shoot.

So if he punishes mismatches, don't put a smaller guard on him.

He's got a great mid-range game.

He's long and athletic around the rim.

I don't know.

I like him.

I think he's going to be great with Jalen Wells there in that offense.

I want to take all those things and put them on Trey Johnson.

Then I would be so psyched with those attributes on Trey Johnson at the sixth pick.

That's, I mean, the

combination, first of all, Will Lamet, amazing Pinot.

But going from from there

to him landing in Memphis,

you know what I'm saying, BS.

It shows that he's going to be competent on both ends because they don't typically draft.

Yeah, they have Memphis as a type.

Yep.

And he's their type.

And that three-point shooting plus the physicality,

that's the recipe for a top 10 guy.

So where you see him, you know, going 11 here, that's why he gets the nice B plus grade from JKM.

I won't say what Joe House's type was back in the day pre-marriage, but Joe Hass had a type too.

He's much like Memphis.

A lot of Joe House dating and drinking.

I'm glad to see somebody breaks to the table.

Late night.

We're a lot late night.

I'm admitting defeat.

I think, how about this?

I think Cedric Howard is going to be great on Memphis.

I don't want to take the loss on this.

This next pick, the Bull, the

Bulls took the 18-year-old.

Say his name.

I'm going to mess it up.

I'm not even going to attempt it.

It rhymes with Denge.

Singay is what I've heard people.

I was correcting it.

Denge, Dengue fever.

18-year-old.

Shella was like dumping on him right before he got bit.

Oh, my frister was killing him.

He said he quit on

his Euro team.

But

Chicago, it's a weird one.

This is the kind of draft pick like Sam Presti is allowed to do.

It's like, we're taking this kid.

He's 18.

He's a million years away from being anything.

He's two years away from being two years away.

And I'm going to be here as the GM still when this happens.

I can't say the Chicago Bulls GM has been like crushing it.

So by the time, even if this pick hits, I don't even know if he'll be the GM at that point.

But I thought this was really weird because we officially hit the point in this draft when I couldn't believe nobody had taken Derrick Queen.

It just felt like, okay,

he shouldn't have fallen out of the top 11.

Like, he's not going to go 12.

Now we're going to fall to 13.

Hold that thought on Derrick Queen.

But I just like, I just would have taken Derek Queen from Chicago.

I kind of like their team.

Like

they have Vucevich on and expiring.

They don't really have any of their big guy centers.

Like he's this gifted offensive player that kind of fits in with the weird offense they have.

I think they need somebody like him.

I just would have taken him.

But what did you think about that pick, Kyle?

Well, speaking to what you're talking about there, when you think of like an OKC, I mean, I think you're kind of implying that an OKC has been great at this.

With their success, they've been able to slow roll these guys in a way that makes sense.

It's sort of like

this comes to mind just because my son is doing it right now, like swimming lessons.

There are a lot of ways to approach this.

It's like you could take it slow and get an instructor and, you know, move at their pace, or you can just be one of those people that's just like throws your kid in the pool and says, fucking figure it out buddy uh and that's kind of what i feel like is going to happen here um but he's he's somebody that i i had a hard time grading that one just because i'm like mock boards always inform grades and i'm like i've been skeptical of a singa you know i i feel like he's an energy big who is sort of wearing a uh i'm i'm a big unrefined wing mask and i'm like i don't really know that he's ever going to be efficient enough to justify being that type of player.

I would be a lot, I would feel a lot better if he were like, I'm dedicated to, of course, then you'd flip it and I'd say, oh, he can't shoot.

So it's kind of a, it's kind of a catch-22.

But I don't know, man.

That was one that I, I'm with you.

I didn't really understand.

I would have, I would probably reach for Queen there.

That was a look how smart we are.

This 12th pick who might not make it.

How's Queen is a DMV guy?

So the only thing, and we'll get to Queen soon enough, that I guess I could see if I'm looking at it, trying to be glass half full for Chicago.

If they are going to be a rim-running team, right?

If Boozalis and Giddy and Giddy is playmaking

this kid, yeah, and this kid's just singularly good, get to the rim, get to the rim, get to the rim, then there's a kind of logic to it.

Okay, I'll accept that he fits in with their uh identity.

I just don't like the pick.

Um,

so I did like Derrick Queen going to New Orleans in a trade at number 13,

And then we found out what the trade was.

This was when I lost my mind.

I think I blacked out.

I'm so glad the NBA can still give us these.

New Orleans trades up 10 spots so they can take Derrick Queen.

And they give up their unprotected 2026

first round pick swap that they have with Milwaukee, where they have the favorable, whatever the better pick is, they keep.

They send that to Atlanta.

who had to be deliriously happy.

Like,

we only have to move down 10 spots and we get an unprotected.

This was one of the five dumbest trades of this decade.

I was speechless.

I just can't believe it.

And who is it?

It's our guy, Joe Dumars, who was so bad in the first half of the 2010s.

I got so much column mileage from him.

He finally got bounced from the Pistons, never got another job, and then moved into the NBA.

And everybody in the NBA loved him, and he's a great guy by all accounts.

And enough time passed that everybody forgot how bad of a GM he was down in the and now he just traded away their unprotected 2026 pick house they're in the West what the fuck does he think is going to happen next year he is he thinking they're going to be a five seed what is he doing the hilarious thing and this is what what um

we get to to relish coming going forward is they're he they they're doing some kind of their version of 3d chess here because i think zion is moving on i think the point of zion leaving caa going over to Bill Duffy, there's a trade demand coming.

Derek Queen fits a specific needs, plays a specific role for them.

And they were just like, this is our plan.

We have a plan.

We're going to acquire him.

And we can't

let the possibility

go that

we don't get him.

for this role.

Okay, so you're saying they're trading their best player, which will inevitably make next year's team worse.

And they're not going to have a pick after they trade that player.

That makes sense to you?

And a perceivably better drafts from what we understand.

You would anticipate that any kind of Zion trade would include picks.

I mean, is that reasonable?

So, your only defense of that trade is the hypothetical that Zion might get traded, which, by the way, would also then make them worse, and they wouldn't have their pick.

I said it's their version of 3D chess.

It doesn't make any sense.

It's just the Dumar's world.

It's Dumar's world.

This is one of those that Adam Silver, like, you could have talked me into him vetoing, like, they vetoed the Chris Paul trade.

That's how bad that trade was.

Kyle, would Atlanta have done that trade if it was a top four protected pick?

I'm going to say yes.

Top four protected.

Atlanta's like, we're still doing it.

Top seven protected?

I think they do that.

Probably.

Probably.

Unprotected.

I can't even imagine.

They're showing all these war rooms.

They should have shown the Hawks war room as guys are taking their shirts off doing this and fucking popping champagne on each other.

It it was probably like the end.

This is the Magic City on the bus.

Yeah, it was like the mushroom scene, and this is the end, but they're just like going nuts.

And

I can't even imagine how deliriously happy they were.

And I really like where Atlanta was sitting before tonight.

And now they have this New Orleans pick.

They have a $25 million trade exception.

They added Porzingis.

Jalen Johnson's coming back.

They got Dyson Daniels and Trey Young and Reese Shea and Okangu.

House.

It's time to look at the conference odds.

Don't think that I haven't already.

Oh, you already did.

You cheated on me.

Of course.

What the hell, House?

They're not in the top six.

33 to 1 to win the East.

Yes.

That's a ticket.

That's in my portfolio.

I'm dealing with that later.

Vando Sportsbook, yes, sir.

33 to 1.

What if they get DeMarta Rosen with that trade exception?

All they have to do is make it to the Eastern Conference.

They don't have to win for that ticket to have value.

You have an amazing edge with that 33 to 1 sitting in your pocket.

That team, that's the, I still can't imagine one stop that they make.

Dyson Daniels is incredible.

I can't name one other player.

I mean,

Johnson's plays both ways for sure as well.

But

no, Johnson and Daniels is their two defenders.

And then they'll be able to do some other stuff.

We were texting a lot about Derrick Queen during the season because he brings some things to the table that I love.

There's some defensive stuff with him that is about as bad as it gets.

And

he's going to be one of those guys where I do think he's a ceiling basement guy, but there's some really good offensive stuff.

The problem is some of the ways you would use him on offense are very similar to how

you would use, say, a Zion Williamson, who's also

no idea how those two guys would play together.

Makes no sense at all.

No, they don't.

They have mirroring issues for sure, but he's he's he, you're right.

I mean, he's got a lot of things that you like.

I mean, the connectivity of his passing, I was saying on our draft show that in that 18 feet to the rim area,

he roasts other bigs with his foot speed, with his balance.

He can contort.

He just does some things that are odd for a player of his body type.

He's not super explosive.

But you mentioned the defensive stuff.

I think a lot of that's controllable for him.

I mean, if you're banking on him ever being,

if you're banking on him being your rim protector, then you should just have to take a breathalyzer before you even are qualified to

run a team because that was so obvious.

He doesn't have the size to be a rim protector.

He's more of a help defender.

And the big thing for him, too, is he has great hands.

He does have mobile hips, even though he's not super fast.

And he's a great defensive rebounder.

It's more of a play-to-play.

Is he going to mature to the point where he starts taking that personally?

Because people have just said this about him relentlessly.

And I know this stuff's gotten back to him about on the defensive glass or just on the glass period.

It's like, oh, where's my man?

Oh, he just ran by me because I didn't touch him and he got an easy basket.

That happened over and over again.

And just consistency of effort because

he can be, I think, at least a neutral defender.

It's just, it's going to be up to him whether or not he takes that personally and cuts out the taking plays off and stuff like that.

He triggers a lot of my boxes because I like the creativity and offense.

It's really special.

I don't like the work ethic ethic part and the taking plays off and the defensive liability part.

Sam Picini said something on Rosillo's pod about how he's just been playing against men for the last couple of years as a big guy and just is seasoned with and that he thought he was actually a pretty good bet to be able to play faster than you think.

To me, it's amazing.

The Hawks fleece them two summers in a row, two different front offices.

The DeJounte Murray trade was

a fleecing.

And then this happens that is

house,

they might have the championship belt now

of the biggest mess of a team.

I think this is it.

I think giving away next year's first-round pick and making it unprotected, I think they grabbed the belt.

Wow.

I think Sacramento was like, We just got it back.

What do you mean?

We just,

and they just took it back

like without blinking.

It's very not to mention, they're putting Jeremiah Fears and Jordan Poole together.

Oh boy, I thought that the wizards traded Jeremiah Poole away so that Fears would fit better.

And then when they picked Fears, I was like, oh, I'm way off with my logic with this.

I thought that's what they were doing, Alice.

And Trey Murphy's got to be like, why am I here?

What is this theme?

That's exactly right.

This is the most confounding team.

I was trying to come up with it.

I mean, even Charlotte feels like it has a point.

It feels like it has a direction.

Phoenix is like in this conversation.

Got to keep Phoenix.

You know, they're still.

I guess Phoenix does have it.

Phoenix.

So I thought Sacramento took it back from Phoenix, but you're right.

Phoenix still has it.

Sacramento made a good pick tonight when we get to it.

Went in a few.

Maybe Sacramento is right in the ship a little bit.

But I mean, Sacramento turning Fox and Halliburton into Zach Levine, like, that's like an old-timer.

Not to mention the Sabonis extension, all that stuff.

But yeah, you're right.

I think so Phoenix probably had it.

And then New Orleans just took it.

And New Orleans has had this belt.

I mean, they're basically like the Russell Celtics with this belt.

They've had it nine different times over the course of since the mid-70s.

You have to remember how close the Pelicans were, though, to turning the corner.

They've been close a couple times.

Yeah, it was like for five seconds.

Yeah, but I mean.

They had it playing game against LeBron, and then that, and then the moment was over.

They were on a pace for over 50 wins just a year ago.

I think so.

They got 40 first-round picks for Anthony Davis.

I get it.

I'm just saying they were.

They won the lottery.

The problem I have with

Derek, with with my guy

DMB thing.

Yeah.

It's just

this.

Maturity is still

under development.

And you can eyeball, you can use your own eyeballs and look at his body type and reach a conclusion that maybe he hasn't maximized all that's available to him to turn himself into the kind of beast that he might be in terms of physical specimen.

It would be one of the things that he was good because he's going to New Orleans where this is the point.

That's the best.

There's so much healthy food there and clean living.

They just lived through a guy who had a maturity issue and maybe an issue where he didn't maximize.

Yeah.

So, and Derek is not 18 years old.

This is like, it would be one thing to say, yeah, he's pudgy.

He's 18 or he's 19 or whatever.

He's pushing up.

He's closer to 21 than he is to 18.

So you don't think he's on the Versa Climber at five in the morning, like LeBron?

Here's the thing.

He can do that.

It's there.

They have VersaClimbers.

They can get one down to New Orleans, and he could become the beast that we're talking about.

He could make that commitment.

You know, he can get that challenge on the defensive end and become that guy.

I hope he does.

It was great to have Maryland viable

for a basketball season here most recently.

And it makes some noise in the tournament.

I want the kid to succeed.

It feels like it's up to the kid.

Joe Dumars was so bad in Detroit that I once wrote in a column that I wanted to sell Joe Dumar's cap space cologne.

You only have to spray it once and then you can't get away from the smell for three to five years.

Remember when he was handing out all those terrible contracts?

Everyone forgets how bad Joe Dumars was.

It's been 11 years, right?

Unfortunately,

he has Sean Marks and some others.

I feel like

we're almost like atrocious GM Summit.

territory.

Oh, you're going to fire it back up.

Close.

Yeah,

we almost have enough teams again.

House is giddy.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of all the teams.

We got Vivek.

We got Ishbia.

We have New Orleans.

You got a lot of character voices to ride to as well.

I think this is prime.

I feel like

Chicago could be in the running.

Chicago, Jerry Reinstorf, never paid the luxury tax.

I will say on Queen, one thing.

One apologetic thing I would say is that he, considering where he was like a couple of years ago, he has made progress.

Sure.

He has worked on his body.

So

I hope he continues that.

Oh, wait.

I like the value at 13.

Oh, yeah.

That pick was top 10 protected.

I would have liked the trade, but it's unprotected in a draft that everybody is saying is awesome.

It's insane.

There's no counter argument.

That is an insane thing to do to do that.

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So then, of course, the smart teams come up.

San Antonio and OKC at 14 and 15.

It's like, all right, here we go.

San Antonio's going to take Carter Bryant.

He's supposed to go like in the 9-10 range.

He'll go 14.

Nice pick.

They just hang out as everybody else fucks up.

OKC, they take Sorber from Georgetown.

Cool.

He won't play for a year.

They'll let Hartenstein go.

All of a sudden, they'll be playing 20 minutes a game.

Know how that's going to go.

Did you let you watch, you watch him at Georgetown House?

Decent amount.

He's big.

He moves fine.

Arms are up.

Yep, exactly right.

Arms up guy.

Decent footwork.

He'll play for them.

And then Portland takes Rosillo's guy.

Yang Hansen.

That's Rasillo's guy.

Yeah.

Rasillo loved him at the combine.

That was his guy.

Okay.

And he was our first guy from the stands.

And then just a couple more really quick.

Utah taking.

Hold on.

Are we not going to acknowledge that they massively reached for Hanson Yang?

Did they massively reach or was it the steal of the draft?

It's all,

right?

I may live to be the 7-foot-two Chinese guy who can throw backdoor cuts and doesn't speak English.

I loved it.

Did he work out against the chair?

No,

he went to the NBA Combine and played everybody

and really impressed everybody and actually increased his stock.

Who knows?

We're at the point of the draft where it's done.

But

Yakashunas.

Who's just dropping that?

I'm so pissed about this.

And I'm watching going like, I'm rooting for the Celtics maybe to trade up because he was one of my favorite guys.

And I know he can't go by anybody, but as a pick and roll, using the pick and roll.

And I just, that guy's an NBA player.

And they think the Nets are going to take him because they took Jaeger.

And it's like, well, we might as well take that guy too.

And maybe he'll go one for two.

But they take Traore.

I don't like the French guys in this draft.

I think we'd had a nice little French run and now we're due for one of those like off years for French guys.

And then Miami, as usual, classic, just like Danny Granger, Karan Butler, Tyler Hera.

You just go on through all this.

Khalil Ware.

Khalilware.

It just, it, it just always happens for them and it happens again.

And Yakoshin is false to them.

And I tweeted that I thought Sean Mark should be arrested, which I still kind of feel.

It's just bother.

Like, you shouldn't get that guy at 20.

How did they do it, Kyle?

Honestly, I don't have the intel on that yet, but I mean, it is crazy that he fell.

I I mean, I think our final ranking was seven just because he's somebody that I think seven.

He's a very smart player.

He's very young.

He's got great size.

He's got a frame.

He's going to be big and strong.

I don't think that he doesn't.

He played

a lot on ball at Illinois, and it got a little yackety sacks at times because he had a wrist injury and people started blitzing him.

And he was on like not a super physical team.

So you just, you start to see him get a little wasteful.

But I think when you compress him and scale him down, which I think is what's going to happen, he's not going to scale up.

I think if you put him in that supportive role, he shoots it pretty decently well off the catch.

And then he's one of those guys that I always say are just like a comma in a sentence on offense.

It's just like he's, he's not a stopper.

He's not a period.

He's just like, here's, here's a comma that we keep moving.

Like, we're going towards getting a basket.

And I think that he's just going to be a nice bolstering secondary creator for them.

Yeah, it's a great pick.

He's a Daryl Maury Maury model guy.

I figured out Daryl Morey's model in like the early 2010s

and he's a model guy.

He just put, he fills the box score.

He'll play for Miami.

He'll play 23 minutes a game next year and he'll get like 12 points, five assists, five rebounds, one steal.

Like he just,

he's just going to be good.

It really is annoying to me.

And they're going to sign Kaminga or do some sort of signing trade with him.

And guess what?

He'll be good for them too.

And then all of a sudden we'll be like, Jesus Christ, we're back with the heat.

We thought we killed them.

We thought they were dead.

We thought we cut their head off, house.

They're back.

I took a look at their odds for the Eastern Conference.

Oh no.

Just because we're sleeping,

don't sleep.

It's an insane number in view of, you know, they don't have a lot of talent.

They don't.

They don't at the moment.

But wow, 50 to 1.

That's what that's all.

That's what I'm saying, right?

It's Miami.

Somehow they keep showing up in the Eastern Conference finals once every three years over the last, you you know, 12 years or so.

I was wondering if,

because they have Duncan Robinson, I think he makes 19 million next year, but you can waive it and only pay nine.

And I was wondering if there was some sort of Celtics,

Anthony Simons, Robinson coming back, and then they waive the thing and that enables them to create more cash and then they could pay Horford and Cornet.

But I feel like that Robinson contract is tradable and they could actually get somebody for him from a team that needs to cut money.

I have my eye on it.

That really made me mad.

Kyle, give me your favorite pick in the last 15.

Oh, honestly, it probably is Clifford.

Honestly, like,

yes, he's,

I like to fit with Jace Richardson in Orlando as well.

He's, he was lower on my board because of the issues, the size issues, and things like that.

But in that so, Clifford went to Sacramento, who lost the championship belt and made a good pick.

I had a Clifford stat that I really liked.

Hold on, I'll pull this up because I was charting out.

He's a guy who was in college.

Some of these guys, it's a newer phenomenon, but they stay, they're staying, they're getting the opportunity to stay around and make money and get better.

And then it's that same concept again of scaling down.

This is a dude who I always just kind of keep an eye out on guys who see a huge uptick in responsibility and keep the boat steady.

Not only did he do that, pick and roll reps from his first senior year to his second senior year, he had 48 in the first year and 139 in the following year.

And he upped his efficiency from 0.56 to 1.086.

So huge uptick.

And he like vastly improved his efficiency, which says to me that this is a guy who can,

he just has a skill building skill.

And he's somebody that shoots the ball really well.

He added a little bit of post-game.

He's not going to be used to the the extent that he was at Colorado State on some good teams, but he's going to be a very capable catch and shoot spacer for them.

I love that pick.

I think it's going to work.

I didn't allow myself to root for him to fall to the Celtics because I knew it wasn't realistic.

It was like Yakoshunas, but

it was like in the back of my head as we went to the 20s and some of the teams did some stupid stuff.

I was like, could that?

And then it was just not going to happen.

I like that one as well.

Danny Wolf.

House, did you crunch any Danny Wolf tape?

Getting ready for the draft, or not really?

This is somebody who became uh, who became a cult figure of this draft.

Jay Kyle recommended that I get uh into some Danny.

Um, I didn't do it, I can assure you that a guy that I did not have on my radar or pay any attention to was Riley.

I certainly didn't spend any time looking into Will Riley

as a as a potential guy that was going to land.

You ended up with him at 21.

I know.

I'm aware.

But

I honestly don't think that's a terrible pick again

by

the Nets.

I actually think

for

610, 250,

the playmaking.

Yeah,

I don't think it's that bad of a pick.

I'm glass

half empty on him.

I just don't see it because I can't see the comp.

Like when we get into the 20s, I need you to have one elite skill.

That's even why like Newell going to the Hawks.

Newell can't shoot,

but he tries really hard.

And we've seen versions of him succeed.

These six foot eight long.

My whole life depends on this quarter.

The coach put me in for five minutes.

I'm just going to lose my mind.

I've seen that work, right?

And sometimes it doesn't work.

Like Jordan Walsh on the Celtics, it doesn't work.

There's guys where it doesn't work, but there's a prototype for him.

And I sold Walsh to you, so I regret that.

I'm still pulling, I'm crossing my fingers that that one's going to come through.

He can't,

he takes a thousand corner threes a day, and they're still not going in.

So I guess the Danny Wolf thing, if you're going to say that's going to work, that would be, okay, it's, it's a tall, he's a little lorry market-ish, marketing-ish with the ball, and he, he's good, he can

send him some picks, and he can be a mismatch.

But I just, I don't, I don't see how on a winning team that is somebody who could be out there.

He's a role player on a winning team.

I mean, right?

Could he be like the ninth-tenth man, maybe?

I don't know.

Is there anybody that didn't get drafted that you were shocked by, Kyle?

Oh, geez.

Because I really like the St.

Joe's kid, and he didn't get drafted.

Yeah, that was, I'm, I'm under consensus on him, uh, just because I don't totally trust the shooting to translate.

Um, he had a pretty good year this past year with prior years that didn't, that I thought more reflected on who he is as a shooter.

He kind of shoots on the way down in a way that's in a really flat ball that I just worry about it going in.

And then you combine that with the fact that he is very yackety sacks

attacking closeouts.

Like the dribble is high.

I don't trust, and that you know is going to limit him as a division.

Yeah, just I don't have to give the full report, but I'm not big on him.

All right, so House, how will you remember this draft?

So close once again for the Washington team.

I will say my favorite pick of all, not even no joke,

was Walter Clayton Jr.

going to Utah at that 18 pick because I think the combination of Ace Bailey and Walter Clayton Jr.

I might let me ask if I can have permission to do this.

I'm not going to pay attention to my team this upcoming season other than to check in sometimes to see how some of the rotations with the kids work out.

They're not going to win at all.

Utah might be on a different trajectory.

They might actually try a little bit this upcoming season because those two kids they acquired are so dynamic.

Am I permitted to like have a Western Conference team that I pay attention to and kind of invest in?

No, no, no.

I only have one team.

It's these guys.

No, but I mean your league passes.

This is from the last

pass.

Yeah.

Do I have permission for that?

Utah?

Listen, both Rossella and I jumped on the Portland situation last year.

It was was fun.

Yeah.

It's like having an affair.

They were good, too.

You're just in a hotel, in a CD hotel room.

You're in a Motel 6.

What a good team.

It's a West Coast league pass team.

The league pass affair.

Camera and scoop.

It was fun.

And then now they have Drew Holiday.

Now they have some better leadership.

I don't know what, I mean, Utah has so many guys.

I can't figure out what that team is.

They're going to have Ace Bailey and Marketing and Sexton and clarkson and keontae jordan you go through it's like all these dudes want to take some shots and have the ball and

you know

asset asset asset yeah it's all these assets that they're collecting but for what

for zion williamson like what like what what's the end game i don't i don't think they know either but i think they're just collecting assets uh i think my favorite thing was danny inch taking ace bailey and just

just

showing everybody that guess what It's called the draft.

You don't get to decide where to go.

If you don't like it, go back in college.

Right?

And that's it.

What was your favorite thing, Kyle?

My favorite pick?

Your favorite anything from this draft?

I enjoy that there was somebody close enough to one of the broadcast cameras to very audibly yell rigged as the night started.

I thought that was pretty funny.

I wish it had been me.

Ace.

Ace, well, it might have been house, right?

Ace.

I'm not laughing at this, but I mean, he looked like he wanted to cry when they were talking to him.

Like, I normally, you saw him earlier in the broadcast, and he's

laughing and cutting up and a funny kid.

And then he's very obvious, somber shift to him.

And you kept waiting for maybe the other shoe to drop on that.

But,

yeah.

The best one ever for that was Steve Francis.

That was when we peaked.

I don't remember that broadcast.

It was

that draft.

That was Washington.

Vancouver took him and he was so upset.

And he walked up on the stage and he did the handshake.

And then at one point, he just like looked up, like just completely devastated.

And then I think he never played a game for them.

I think he forced a trade out of there.

Like he was that.

And then they did the interview and he was just could not have been less happy.

Well, Steph made the, made a face when the Warriors took him.

People forget about that.

He wanted to go to the Knicks.

Steph made a, like, he looked down and grimaced because he did not want to go to Golden State, but not quite on that level of drama.

But yeah, House, did anything in this draft change from a gambling standpoint?

Any decisions you're going to make when you're bored this summer now that we don't have basketball and we know football for two more months?

Not really.

I mean, we just went through a couple of the ones where there's sort of interesting futures where you might want to just have a ticket.

So Atlanta 33 to 1

and then

the Thunder plus 130.

I guess the last thing I'll say is I was worried all day that there was going to be like a blockbuster mega Celtics trade.

And all the people that cover the draft and you follow on Twitter, people do this every year.

It's like when there's like some sort of big weather event coming and all the weather people on the TV are like, don't leave your house.

This is going to be one of the worst hurricanes we've ever.

And then it turns out it's fine.

We do this with the NBA draft every year.

It's going to be crazy.

So many trades.

Oh my God, buckle up.

It's going to be, and it never is.

And I did feel like

I did, I did feel deep down that that's how it was going to play out.

But I was worried with the Celtics that there was going to be some Jalen Brown trade out of nowhere.

There was enough smoke coming from different corners that I was on guard.

Like I didn't do a power.

I didn't do like a long power walk to that house.

I stayed around the house.

I just didn't know what was going to happen.

I was on call.

Yeah, like a doctor.

You had to be tethered.

Yeah.

I just kind of walked around my living room as my dog.

My dog stared at me.

But yeah, I don't think they're doing anything.

So I don't know.

I don't know if we're getting another mega trade unless you're right about Zion.

The Zion Jazz thing, you really put something in my mind spinning with that one.

I mean,

of course,

going for Zion and adding an unhappy ace.

I don't think that works.

So I don't know if that one ends up.

With Ace.

Yeah, we'll see what happens.

All right.

We're going to wrap it up here unless, House, you have any last thoughts?

I do not.

No, no.

Okay.

House seems, you seem tired.

You seem emotionally sad.

I told you I'm drunk on exhaustion because the NBA just won't stop.

Let me have a break, NBA.

Enjoy yourself a little, House.

Your team is making good picks.

I think Trey Johnson's a good pick.

You seem resigned in a way that you should be happy.

I like it too.

I like where the Wizards are.

Okay.

You haven't messed up in like two years.

Put that on a banner.

Put that.

Hang that over my shoulder.

The Wizards haven't messed up in two two years.

But listen, if I told you two years ago, two years from now, the wizards will not have messed up for two years, you would have taken that.

Sure.

There's a giant shotboard in the arena that says this many days since we screwed up.

Yeah, they should have like a scoreboard, like a thing on the clock.

867 days since our last stupid move.

Yeah.

New Orleans would be zero days.

All right.

Kyle, man, great to see you.

House, great to see you.

Thanks to Gahal and Esuarta as well.

Thanks to everybody who's on our YouTube stream.

I'm going to be back Sunday with Russello.

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