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Speaker 7 I'd say, really, when you get down to the last 13 pieces in the loaf of bread, throw that away with the twisty tie and the plastic.

Speaker 6 If you put any plastic bowls in your cabinets, you are smiting the Lord, according to Kenny.

Speaker 12 But if someone asks you for your furniture, give it to them and sleep on a box.

Speaker 1 Amen. This is serious.
It's very serious.

Speaker 1 We don't see it,

Speaker 1 but it's in the spirit.

Speaker 1 And there are spirits involved.

Speaker 15 Amen. Amen.

Speaker 1 There's something.

Speaker 16 Can you imagine sitting in this audience and believing any of this?

Speaker 18 No.

Speaker 11 I would be like, honey, we have got to go.

Speaker 20 What is he fucking talking about?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. None of it.

Speaker 3 The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

Speaker 3 The birdie in the morning.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens.

Speaker 21 Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green.

Speaker 22 This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hotel.

Speaker 23 Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

Speaker 22 How the hell are you?

Speaker 5 Thanks for joining us today.

Speaker 25 Chrissy, how are you feeling?

Speaker 26 Are you feeling the pinch in your pocket at the grocery store?

Speaker 1 I am. God, I just went grocery shopping the other day.
I was like, what?

Speaker 1 Wow. Woo-hoo!

Speaker 30 I have so many people living in this household that when I go to the grocery store, nearly a $50, a $50 bill isn't spent on the smallest of things.

Speaker 21 I go in for like six items, I spend $50.

Speaker 5 I don't understand it.

Speaker 21 It's hard to believe that just six years ago, we were paying so much less for everything.

Speaker 31 A gallon of milk, $1.99.

Speaker 12 Now it's $3.99 for a gallon of milk.

Speaker 32 I mean, even things like...

Speaker 33 Well, even things like garlic powder.

Speaker 1 I needed garlic powder, you know, ran out, needed it for a recipe. I went to go get it.
It was like

Speaker 1 $5 or $6.

Speaker 34 That's insane.

Speaker 32 It's insane.

Speaker 5 I almost, almost, almost am thinking about decoupling from Starbucks because it's gotten out of control.

Speaker 1 Oh, it has to.

Speaker 22 And yeah, and I know the tariffs have a lot to do with it, but let's just, let's be honest about it.

Speaker 35 Starbucks has always been expensive.

Speaker 40 It's always been way ahead of the coffee curve like you could go to a good local coffee shop that farms their beans from you know co-ops down in costa rica or wherever and you could pay 3.99 for a good cup of iced coffee i'm paying 7.99 yeah but i i know it is a huge cup of coffee that is for sure but ten dollars almost every time i go there when you factor in a dollar tip it's almost 10 bucks yeah it's everything is out of control the only thing that i will say doesn't seem to be going too crazy are the gas prices right now, because at least not here in Georgia,

Speaker 20 you know, we can still fill up our car for a reasonable amount of money.

Speaker 6 Small car, $30, big car, $80.

Speaker 39 I remember during the pandemic, at times we were paying over $100 to fill up that big car.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. And thinking even back to 2008.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
It was so expensive. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Consumer debt is climbing.

Speaker 4 More and more people are using their credit cards to live on a daily basis.

Speaker 5 Most of of us live paycheck to paycheck. That is just

Speaker 27 that. That's how most people have always lived.

Speaker 31 But now, more than ever, that's how people lived.

Speaker 20 And, you know, it's hard out there.

Speaker 28 It's hard to make a living. It's hard to put two months together in a row where you feel comfortable with money.
It's hard not to feel the pinch every once in a while.

Speaker 1 Your paycheck doesn't even go as far as it used to. That's right.
You know, you have to make it up somehow, and that oftentimes is a credit card.

Speaker 41 A credit card. A credit card.

Speaker 21 But then that credit card is just leading to more misery.

Speaker 37 It's leading to more debt.

Speaker 47 There are very few of us that are completely credit card debt free.

Speaker 11 Very few of us.

Speaker 35 At least in the socioeconomic ladder that I'm living in, which is making $250,000 or less a year.

Speaker 40 There's a lot of people who are using those credit cards and getting massive amounts of debt rolling and just figuring at some point I'll win the lottery and I'll pay it off.

Speaker 29 That's kind of, I think that's a retirement strategy for a lot of people.

Speaker 21 I'll win the lottery.

Speaker 47 I'll start a business.

Speaker 13 I'll have that next great idea.

Speaker 51 That, you know, the cookies that I'm baking will start selling on Facebook and, you know, people will go crazy for them.

Speaker 52 It does happen. Of course, it does.

Speaker 46 There are lots of people who become fabulously wealthy being entrepreneurs, doing something for themselves, or winning the lottery.

Speaker 41 But you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than you do winning the lottery.

Speaker 5 I say all this to say that it's a tough time to be a person in the United States of America that's not fabulously wealthy, or I have some friends that are fabulously wealthy.

Speaker 18 It's really, really tough.

Speaker 14 But luckily for all of us, Chrissy, I have found a solution to debt, and that is to give

Speaker 47 more money to the prosperity preachers.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, yeah, because then it's going to come back to you.

Speaker 6 Tenfold, according to Leviticus 34.75-22.

Speaker 39 And, you know, We have often scorned prosperity preachers here on the show, but after listening to some of their mumbo jumbo while doing research for this episode, I think they might be on to something.

Speaker 48 And

Speaker 28 I don't want to keep it a secret.

Speaker 17 I want to let yes.

Speaker 56 Yes.

Speaker 55 I don't want to keep it a secret.

Speaker 40 I don't want to keep it.

Speaker 7 How else did Kenny Copeland get four, not one, not two, not three, four private planes?

Speaker 57 The Lord.

Speaker 1 The Lord.

Speaker 24 He must have prayed to the Lord.

Speaker 21 That's what Jesus was all about.

Speaker 32 Private planes and fancy shoes and, you know,

Speaker 50 private champagne rooms at strip clubs.

Speaker 56 Yes.

Speaker 14 If Jesus didn't teach us one, if Jesus taught us one thing and one thing only, it's to

Speaker 31 speak his word and ask for money at the same time.

Speaker 20 And when you do that, by also then, you know, making sure that people know they're going to go to hell and, you know, burn for eternity if they don't give you their money.

Speaker 47 If you do that, then you too can be fabulously wealthy, tax-free, because that's a huge loophole in the government's tax policy.

Speaker 31 So I don't want to waste another minute talking about any other kind of debt relief programs, like calling a credit counselor, or actually starting to pay down your bills, or asking your boss for more money, or getting a second job, or, you know,

Speaker 17 cutting the cord on a couple of your streaming services.

Speaker 1 Those are hard.

Speaker 47 Those are sacrifices I am not willing to make.

Speaker 16 But a sacrifice I am willing to make is paying additional money to my church, knowing that it's going to come back to me 10 fold.

Speaker 19 Now, tithing is a thing.

Speaker 38 It's been a thing forever.

Speaker 54 And in the Bible, I think the tithing says you should give 10%, at least 10%

Speaker 6 of what you are making straight to the Lord.

Speaker 48 But since the Lord's not here to take your money directly, luckily there are people like Kenny Copeland who will get in the middle and act as kind of like a money broker.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. They've got a direct access.

Speaker 28 They have private planes that go higher in the sky and they can get closer to the Lord.

Speaker 5 Because when you think about it, if the money is yours and you are to give it to the Lord, and if you give it to Kenny Copeland and then he gets nice shoes, multi-million dollar houses, and four airplanes.

Speaker 1 The Lord likes that.

Speaker 43 The Lord is all about it.

Speaker 18 He is a happy, happy dude.

Speaker 6 He has a lordly erection over your tithing.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Straight to Kenny Copeland's, you know, I don't think Kenny Copeland gets an erection anymore, but you know,

Speaker 35 Kenny is clearly the person on earth that was appointed to take your money and spend it on the Lord's behalf.

Speaker 42 And he's doing great work with it.

Speaker 16 I've seen some of his houses. They have private pools.

Speaker 19 One of them has an indoor pool.

Speaker 50 He's, you know, that plane seats 20 people.

Speaker 39 One of them does.

Speaker 17 It can go from here all the way to Timbuktu without refueling.

Speaker 11 And why would you refuel?

Speaker 5 Who needs refueling when you've got to go other places on earth and take other people's money for the Lord?

Speaker 1 You've got to get there quick. That's right.
You can't stop for refuel.

Speaker 9 He's a bank teller for the Lord.

Speaker 35 He's an ATM for the Lord, but it only goes one way, in, not out.

Speaker 29 And so, you know, these are prosperity preachers.

Speaker 5 I do think they're on to something now.

Speaker 7 And I have, I'd like to apologize directly to their faces for being so cynical as to believe that they weren't, in fact, going to be good stewards of the millions or billions of dollars that their flock give them.

Speaker 34 I mean, why?

Speaker 24 Who am I to judge?

Speaker 55 You know, I'm sure they'll forgive you.

Speaker 46 Your fourth Rolex when

Speaker 34 82% of your congregation can't pay rent or buy groceries without using a credit card.

Speaker 11 Who am I to judge you buying that eighth Rolex?

Speaker 56 Who?

Speaker 34 Who amongst us?

Speaker 58 And let me ask you this.

Speaker 43 I just have a favor to ask, just a question to ask all the prosperity preachers out there.

Speaker 28 if I can't pay my rent next month is it okay that you sell one of your Rolex watches to help me pay my rent the answer to that is no

Speaker 1 it's not yeah no it can't it's he's not allowed to do that in

Speaker 40 in um smicotines uh 34.7 it says thou shall not ask for thy tithing back, for thy has already spent it on private strippers for my hotel room in Vegas.

Speaker 51 And I shall not be taxed.

Speaker 20 So if we want to get into the nitty-gritty, I understand that it may be concerning that all of these people are taking the money one way and never giving it back the other way.

Speaker 45 But it's clearly written in the books.

Speaker 1 It's the rules. It's the rules.

Speaker 30 And don't smite God.

Speaker 50 You shouldn't smite God.

Speaker 41 And by trying to take that money back, you're smiting God.

Speaker 5 So I think it's important that we hear a little bit of the gospel and we understand, we get into it.

Speaker 16 We understand really what we're talking about here because I am not a Samaritan of the Lord.

Speaker 31 I cannot take money on the Lord's behalf.

Speaker 48 It has not been, I've not been bequeathed or queefed.

Speaker 1 Ordained.

Speaker 41 Yes, I've not been queefed, bequeathed onto it.

Speaker 18 It's not my lot in life.

Speaker 46 But luckily, there are people that have been.

Speaker 35 And I mean, when you think about it, Chrissy, how

Speaker 30 insane is it?

Speaker 51 Let's drop the smart ass routine for a second. How

Speaker 1 super crazy is it

Speaker 38 that guys like Kenny Copeland are on their fourth airplane?

Speaker 1 That is crazy. I really, I mean, what, four?

Speaker 4 And there are people in every row of his church that are desperately, desperately looking for any extra money that they can get.

Speaker 11 And he's telling them that they will certainly burn in hell if they don't give every dollar possible to his church.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 35 And he's willing to flaunt it.

Speaker 35 Not only does he speak about it, not only does he use all of that money tax-free, not only is he absolutely dripping in wealth and gold and riches and lives a lifestyle that very few people will ever experience.

Speaker 11 But then he gets up and he talks down to people about how they're not spending enough money on him.

Speaker 49 This is the scourge of religion right now.

Speaker 5 And if you don't believe that, just like we were talking about the other day with

Speaker 20 politics and politicians,

Speaker 20 if you saw some, anybody, in any other business, if you saw somebody else doing that, taking people's money,

Speaker 41 making themselves fabulously wealthy,

Speaker 35 not doing a lot of good with it, and then refusing to give back when you needed something,

Speaker 4 you would probably consider them a dirtbag.

Speaker 43 But if you open up the Bible and you start speaking some mumbo jumbo of the tens of thousands of words that are in that Bible and you twist those words to fit your purpose, then God asked you to do it.

Speaker 16 Then it makes sense.

Speaker 54 Don't, don't fall for this scam because that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 38 It's a scam.

Speaker 7 Believe in Jesus.

Speaker 10 Read the Bible.

Speaker 47 Go to the church. Go to your local church that has like a, like a fair to raise some money, right?

Speaker 35 I mean, I remember when I was a kid.

Speaker 47 I mean, listen, the Catholic Church is like the worst of the worst offenders, but they don't have prosperity preachers up there.

Speaker 43 They have priests who largely live in poverty their entire lives,

Speaker 35 but the church puts them up.

Speaker 39 Housing, food, rent,

Speaker 5 usually a car, something like that, right?

Speaker 35 I'm not saying one is better than the other.

Speaker 16 They're all bad.

Speaker 21 But I remember like, you know, they would take money, sure, but then they would have like a fair.

Speaker 42 Fair bake sale.

Speaker 36 Bake sale, whatever, you know, clothing drive, whatever it was.

Speaker 39 Go to your local community church where the guy or the girl standing up front isn't fabulously wealthy because of the money you're giving, but it's going in the door and then back out the door to do to the community, to do some good, to feed some kids, to help somebody get through a childhood cancer diagnosis or help somebody through a tough time.

Speaker 35 Or you can go to the church when you're having a tough time and they say, hey, listen, this is exactly why we have this money.

Speaker 28 You can't pay rent this month. We'll help you out.

Speaker 12 Pay it back when you can.

Speaker 54 Go to that church.

Speaker 1 That makes sense.

Speaker 31 I guarantee fucking T that if you go to Kenny Copeland or

Speaker 51 Jesse DuPlantis or whoever, name them.

Speaker 40 There's a million of them right now.

Speaker 49 If you go to any of those people that are flying around these, you know, $50 million planes and driving, you know, $500,000 cars, I guarantee if you go to any of those people and you're having a problem, they're going to tell you that's your problem, not God's problem.

Speaker 37 Pray on it.

Speaker 38 Pray on it. That's right.

Speaker 44 It's fucked up. It's fucked up.

Speaker 61 I hate it. I know.

Speaker 6 It really drives me crazy. I'm sorry.
It really does.

Speaker 47 It drives me crazy.

Speaker 40 And it doesn't drive me crazy because I want to be clear about this.

Speaker 19 I don't believe that the people that are sitting in the aisles are dumb or lesser than or shouldn't be believing in Jesus or God or whatever.

Speaker 40 I don't believe any of that.

Speaker 30 I believe you are caught up in the longest running con

Speaker 28 on earth, organized religion.

Speaker 38 It is a money grab.

Speaker 51 It is a pyramid scheme.

Speaker 36 And you are at the bottom and you always will be.

Speaker 35 It's never coming back your way.

Speaker 6 I mean, unless you learn how to preach and then, you know, get in the good graces.

Speaker 1 We've talked about it. You and I have starting our own religion.
I think I could do it.

Speaker 1 Going tax-free.

Speaker 47 Yeah, I think if I could learn a little bit more about the Bible and figure out how to twist those words up, and you know, I could put a little rabble-rouse in my voice.

Speaker 1 Hallelujah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you could do it. I think I could do it.
I think I could do it. And then you could sit there.
I'll have a tambourine. You can be my hype girl.
Yeah, I'll be the hype girl.

Speaker 38 There's a recent video going around of a preacher.

Speaker 5 His name is Wayans, I think. His last name is Wayans.
He's a very famous preacher.

Speaker 28 And lady comes up and he is individually having people line up and say how much they're going to give to the Lord.

Speaker 5 And she says, here's a check for $1,000 and an extra $250.

Speaker 53 And he said, that's not what I asked for.

Speaker 39 That's not what I asked for.

Speaker 17 He was asking for $2,000 at least from each congregant.

Speaker 56 Wow.

Speaker 53 And he said, that's not what I asked for.

Speaker 5 And she said, well, I'm going to try and get the rest of the money together.

Speaker 35 And he said, that's not what I asked for.

Speaker 21 That's not what I asked for you to give.

Speaker 35 And he was like chastising her in front of a whole congregation about not giving $2,000.

Speaker 39 Another preacher drove his fucking Rolls-Royce into the church and started talking about how God wanted him to drive this, that he was the shepherd of the money and the shepherd of the church.

Speaker 17 And why shouldn't he be driving this to let people know that if you believe in the Lord, that good things come to you?

Speaker 35 And someone screams out, Can I drive it?

Speaker 58 And

Speaker 24 he goes, No, Jesus would not have that.

Speaker 1 Can I drive it?

Speaker 4 Can I drive it?

Speaker 1 That's a great question. Can I drive it?

Speaker 56 Why not?

Speaker 55 Why do you get to drive it? But I don't.

Speaker 4 Fuckers, all of them, fuckers.

Speaker 35 And they're taking money left and right.

Speaker 38 Zero taxes, zero accountability, zero responsibility.

Speaker 44 Now, the good news is there are a couple of people out there.

Speaker 35 Religion as a business, I think is the Instagram account that I started following.

Speaker 38 They're putting together a documentary on people like Kenny Copeland.

Speaker 43 And they are starting to hold some of these people accountable like okay you have to let us know where this money went because you're a non-profit yes tell us where the money went and there's holes in all of the stories right oh sure people are buying you know all kind of preachers are buying all kind of real estate everywhere but they're not reporting it and then they're selling the real they're buying the real estate

Speaker 29 mortgaging the real estate with the church and the church funds, and then they're selling it and pocketing the money themselves.

Speaker 14 It's fucking insane.

Speaker 34 Fucking insane. I mean,

Speaker 1 tax free.

Speaker 6 All right, let's hear from Kenny Copeland about this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's go. How do we get rid of this? Let's go to the source.

Speaker 11 How do we get rid of this debt that we've got?

Speaker 40 That's the important part.

Speaker 5 That's what I wanted to really focus on because I know a lot of people out there are struggling with this, including us.

Speaker 24 So let's get wise.

Speaker 20 Let's talk to somebody who knows Kenny Copeland when we get back.

Speaker 1 Let me do something Brian has never done.

Speaker 46 Be brief.

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Speaker 49 Okay, we're back and we're talking about how we can get rid of our debt in 2025.

Speaker 31 It's a tough time to be an American living right now.

Speaker 44 The cost of goods is just through the freaking roof.

Speaker 1 Even the Halloween candy. God, I've got to buy that.
And man.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 28 It's crazy.

Speaker 50 It's insane.

Speaker 17 We also were looking to go buy some Halloween candy.

Speaker 45 And we have these trunker treats that are going on.

Speaker 34 And one of them is like last year, the parents just went crazy, like buying a bunch of really expensive candy for the kids.

Speaker 51 And so we were talking to other parents about what they were getting.

Speaker 50 And again, they're getting really nice candy for the kids.

Speaker 11 And I thought to myself geez we're gonna spend a hundred dollars right oh yeah on candy yeah alone now that's okay it's my kids and it's okay like if it's once a year and we're you know whatever we will figure it out but still yeah a hundred dollars on that everybody yeah it's insane all right here's kenny you know he's gonna be spouting some biblical stuff we'll walk through it together here we go oh well that didn't work did it

Speaker 5 well i tried i tried well i guess that's our sign that kenny doesn't want us to do this yeah

Speaker 28 we go okay let's listen listen to what Kenny has to say here.

Speaker 39 There he is. He's looking old.

Speaker 1 Man, he's still looking sharp, though. Look at that nice silk tie suit.

Speaker 31 That's a $1,000 suit right there, I guarantee, or more.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's custom-made. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 35 We got to be custom-made.

Speaker 1 Just got to the Lord.

Speaker 44 Got to look up for the Lord.

Speaker 20 He has a guy who just turns his pages for him.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 58 He's up on a podium.

Speaker 5 His wife is there with him.

Speaker 34 I think that's his wife, I think.

Speaker 5 And then he's got some dude that's just turning the page.

Speaker 1 This is the same guy when he was blowing away the coronavirus that was talking all the kind of bullshit kiddie's just saying 18 18 yeah turn to the page turn to the page uh oh you're in trouble receive

Speaker 1 the power

Speaker 1 receive the power

Speaker 1 the power to get wealth is the blessing of abraham

Speaker 1 and it's in you right now thank you

Speaker 1 don't be looking to the outside

Speaker 1 He is so evil. He is an evil man.

Speaker 37 The way he smiles, he looks like Satan himself.

Speaker 55 Yeah. And the way his eyebrows go up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he is really,

Speaker 52 I don't think, a good person.

Speaker 28 I just bet he isn't.

Speaker 1 All you need is in you right now. Thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 1 Don't be looking to no wallet outside yourself.

Speaker 1 Just habitat-dabbity-wishity-pishity on it, and it'll come to you. Now, give me $1,000.

Speaker 1 Oh, thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 16 That's him speaking in tongues, his old buddy over there.

Speaker 1 You need to pay off everything you have is inside you right now. In the form of your kidney.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Your organs are

Speaker 1 a great source of money. Oh, what a fucker.
The blessing of Abraham. Yes.

Speaker 1 Go back to the book of Genesis.

Speaker 27 I wish Abraham would stop by my door.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 And observe that power in the life of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Yes.
Observe that power at work.

Speaker 5 Here is the mumbo-jumbo bullshit that he is taking the Bible and twisting it all up.

Speaker 20 I had to read the Bible as a kid because I went to Catholic school all my life.

Speaker 31 I kind of vaguely remember the story of Abraham.

Speaker 55 I don't think it had anything to do with buying airplanes or Rolexes.

Speaker 1 I don't think there is a passage in there.

Speaker 51 No, there's not.

Speaker 1 And say, glory to God, that's in me. I have the power to get wealth.
The blessing of God. Glory to God.
I got a holy fart full of money coming out of me. I'm about to shit a 12-ounce gold brick.

Speaker 1 The Lord is on the inside of me.

Speaker 64 I release that power.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jesus. In the name of Jesus, I believe I receive the blessing beyond measure.
Yes, thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 1 Amen. Thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 1 Amen. Can I get an amen? I have that power.
I have the power. It is resident in me now.

Speaker 1 There's financial greatness. Like a little parasite, a little tapeworm full of money.

Speaker 1 Well, you can't just pray your way to money.

Speaker 1 It's on the inside.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Lord.

Speaker 1 I am an extremely wealthy person. Thank you, Jesus.
Extremely wealthy. I dare you.
When you say it, it's true.

Speaker 1 I dare you to just

Speaker 1 take your receipts and so forth and just figure out what you've sewn over the last five years and multiply it times 100.

Speaker 1 Here we go.

Speaker 39 Here we go. What? Take your receipts.

Speaker 49 Take your receipts that you've sown to the church.

Speaker 5 How much have you given to the church?

Speaker 11 And multiply it by 10.

Speaker 5 Because when you do that, you're going to realize you haven't given enough.

Speaker 51 That's why you're not rich.

Speaker 1 That's one.

Speaker 1 That hundred-fold belongs to you. You need to aggressively receive it.
Yes, exactly. And it's on the inside of you.
It's not outside someplace.

Speaker 1 You're rich on the inside so you can be rich on the outside. Hallelujah.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 31 Thank you for making Kenny Copeland my secret man lover so I can fly on his plane also.

Speaker 27 Ah, shabbity-dabbity-dabbed a rabbit-a-dabbity-doo.

Speaker 1 Praise God.

Speaker 35 I want a suit as nice as Kenny's.

Speaker 27 Shabbati-dabbity-dabbity-doo.

Speaker 1 That's enough. Shout about.
Yeah. Glory to God.
But go back.

Speaker 14 Praise God.

Speaker 1 Go back.

Speaker 1 Go back to the book of Genesis

Speaker 1 and find out what it says

Speaker 1 about your father Abraham and your faith.

Speaker 1 You have the faith of Abraham.

Speaker 1 I do. I do.
Look at you. I do.
I do. Hallelujah.
I do.

Speaker 34 Look at him pointing at people.

Speaker 1 You and you.

Speaker 15 And you didn't give enough. And you haven't given enough.

Speaker 1 Then go to Galatians chapter 3.

Speaker 50 I don't want to go all over the book.

Speaker 58 Can you have like cliff notes or something?

Speaker 1 Can I ask Siri? Is there an audio version?

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What about chat?

Speaker 1 You are blessed with Father Abraham.

Speaker 1 That's the reason I got so excited one time. I did that

Speaker 1 when we were living there in Tulsa. And my goodness, we.

Speaker 1 Well, you know the story.

Speaker 1 You know the story.

Speaker 15 I only had one plane, and times were tough.

Speaker 1 I had to refuel, Chrissy.

Speaker 1 refueling had to happen.

Speaker 1 And I said, Gloria, come here. Come here.

Speaker 1 I said, sit down here.

Speaker 1 We have the blessing of Abraham. You, woman, sit.
Listen to my

Speaker 1 shit.

Speaker 1 And I went back through those scriptures. I said, look at this.
Look at this. We're rich now.
This ain't nothing but a matter of time. That's right.
That's right.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 1 And then I started the church.

Speaker 65 That's right.

Speaker 1 So I started the church and I started to take your money.

Speaker 1 We're rich. Hallelujah.
We're rich now. We're rich now.
We're rich now. You were

Speaker 66 in an atmosphere listening to Brother Hagin, listening to Brother Roberts, and you were in the Word when you made that discovery. So it doesn't just come out of just a service once in a while.

Speaker 66 When he mentioned several series that are available, you find out how serious you are about several series that are available for $49.99.

Speaker 26 Coming out of debt by finding out what you put in

Speaker 66 to draw that blessing out.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 56 Hoogly boogly.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 55 Remember, we were a couple of days ago, we were doing that video on Sally Jesse Raphael where we couldn't understand what anybody was talking about.

Speaker 54 This is 10 times as confusing.

Speaker 1 You make the priorities.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 do I put listening to this here?

Speaker 1 Well, let's see. well you know we have to watch the news what and we have to do this we have no

Speaker 1 you're not serious no no you know you got to buy the you got to buy the book you got to buy the series you'll go on and on and on you'll come to church and smile and shout and say i'm rich now and go on and keep doing the same old thing that's kept you broke all these years

Speaker 1 Well, Brother Copern, I'm not broke. Yeah, you are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you are. Yeah, yeah, you're serious.
Do you have four planes? You paul basketball. Do you have four planes? Do you have a Rolex?

Speaker 1 One on your hand, one on each hand, and one in your ass?

Speaker 56 I'm into some kinky shit.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 Do you have enough money in the bank right now to last five years or something? What happened? He can't even be bothered to hold his microphone.

Speaker 55 Yeah, I know. He's got some woman holding it for him.

Speaker 4 What a

Speaker 1 then you're broke.

Speaker 58 Do you have enough money in your bank to fund two absolute

Speaker 1 terrible movies? I mean, five years? What? If something happened, do you have enough money for five years?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 35 No, I don't have enough money for five days.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. Honestly.

Speaker 1 You got some income. Uh-oh.
You got some income.

Speaker 1 Well, Brother Cobran, I've got $50,000 in the bank. Then you don't have any money.

Speaker 35 So what is he saying? So you're not broke, but you are broke.

Speaker 1 You're not broke, but you are broke.

Speaker 4 Yep, piss, piss on that.

Speaker 1 That's what I

Speaker 24 you don't have any money.

Speaker 65 You need to change, give it to the church, and it'll come back to you tenfold.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not enough.

Speaker 1 Look at the other guy, he's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Put it back.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, you're thinking poor.

Speaker 1 Come on. Your soul's not prospering.

Speaker 1 Start thinking rich.

Speaker 1 Think and grow rich?

Speaker 15 Chrissy, I am going to give you a ride home today in my Phantom Rolls-Royce.

Speaker 34 And then tomorrow we are going to buy Disney World so that we can do our next episode from Space Mountain.

Speaker 1 Glory to God. Glory to God.
Yes, amen. I'll tell you what, I don't have it now, but it's just a matter of time.
I'll have it. You wait and see, praise God.
Well, what are you going to do about it?

Speaker 1 Set the goal.

Speaker 1 Don't set it at a hundred thousand. Set it at a million.
You set the goal.

Speaker 1 One of these days, I'm going to have a million dollars in my bank, and in the name of Jesus, I will be the biggest giver at EMIC.

Speaker 36 Glory to God.

Speaker 59 It always wraps back around to giving to the church.

Speaker 39 Look at that lady raising her hand.

Speaker 27 I have a question about how this actually works.

Speaker 1 Set the goals.

Speaker 1 Set the ball. If I contact Abraham, you know what? Where's Abraham? I could never have a million dollars.
You're right.

Speaker 1 You are right. There's no way you could ever have it

Speaker 1 until your soul prospers.

Speaker 1 And it's a lot of little things.

Speaker 1 Like not watching the news. Is that a bad thing? Something about that? Because then you're educated.
That's right.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 1 Suck the last bit of the toothpaste out of the tube. What?

Speaker 1 What? There's a lot of little things, and one of them is sucking the toothpaste out of the tube.

Speaker 5 You realize that there's others of us that are down here on earth, right?

Speaker 8 That

Speaker 17 last bit of toothpaste is not only needed, but even if I had a million dollars in my bank account, it would be resourceful to use the last bit of toothpaste.

Speaker 5 And I don't suck toothpaste out of the tube.

Speaker 54 No. That's a gross thing to do.

Speaker 7 I push it out with my penis.

Speaker 1 Trash it with a little left in there.

Speaker 1 What? This is scriptural.

Speaker 1 This is a scripture. Ah, yeah.
There it is. Here comes the bullshit.
Here comes the bullshit.

Speaker 1 I don't have time to go through all that. I don't have time to find it necessarily.
There's somewhere about it. It's in there somewhere.
That's Chad GBT.

Speaker 1 Quit saving the twisties off the bread wrapper.

Speaker 1 You open the cabinet door, and 25 or 30 plastic bowls fall out of the cabinet.

Speaker 1 What is he doing? Clean hat.

Speaker 49 Oh,

Speaker 41 he's on,

Speaker 48 again, flouting his wealth.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 36 And telling you you are not rich.

Speaker 1 Be wasteful. Yeah, be wasteful.
Just, you know. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're not thinking rich.

Speaker 5 Not only does the earth not need you to save those plastic bowls and reuse them a second time, but it's just poor thinking.

Speaker 1 Glory to God.

Speaker 1 Now, don't say that rich people don't do that because some rich people are the poor-mindedest people on earth.

Speaker 1 Those are the ones that it's harder than a camel going through the eye of a needle to enter into the kingdom of God.

Speaker 1 The camel going through the needle.

Speaker 1 I'm a needle.

Speaker 1 Oh, Kenny, you paint a picture. It's liberal,

Speaker 1 strong,

Speaker 1 prosperous soul.

Speaker 1 I give

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 earmark

Speaker 1 prosperous soul

Speaker 1 is what

Speaker 1 Terry and George were talking about.

Speaker 1 They just kept giving the living room furniture was on rotation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they gave it

Speaker 1 all right. Oh, good.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Well, I guess they just buy new ones.

Speaker 16 They give it and they buy new ones and they give it and they buy new ones.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'll sit on a box

Speaker 1 before I'll let one of our widows go without a table to eat on.

Speaker 17 Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure that you gave your table away to a widow.

Speaker 5 You bought a new one, and you just talked about, didn't you just say, don't use the last bit of toothpaste, but you're going to sit on a box?

Speaker 1 I got to talk about stuff that came out of the church.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Being this way personally is what prospers the church.

Speaker 1 Amen. Amen.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't pay much attention to it. He's the

Speaker 1 he's the church, so he needs to prosper faster than it hadn't already experienced it first. Woo-hoo!

Speaker 1 Amen.

Speaker 39 Amen.

Speaker 1 That's the kind of people I want to pay attention to. Amen.
Gloria and I

Speaker 1 experienced it,

Speaker 1 walked it,

Speaker 1 walked it out.

Speaker 1 Watched the Spirit of God work. But that scripture right there:

Speaker 1 the power to get wealth to establish his

Speaker 1 covenant. covenant.

Speaker 37 Covenant.

Speaker 1 He promised he'd do it.

Speaker 1 This is a covenant. This is blood back talk.

Speaker 1 Bloodback talk. Talk with talk.
I don't like blood back talk.

Speaker 1 That makes me nervous. I'm like a band.

Speaker 1 Bloodback Talk.

Speaker 1 This Saturday.

Speaker 1 The masquerade playing in L.

Speaker 1 back talk.

Speaker 1 It's a covenant.

Speaker 1 Ask Abraham.

Speaker 1 What about today?

Speaker 1 This is all

Speaker 1 backed with the blood of Jesus. This is all covenant.
Covenant. Well, I just don't see what it would hurt to.

Speaker 1 I just don't see. I don't understand what it would hurt to go to a banker.

Speaker 1 I asked the Lord. I said,

Speaker 39 I asked the Lord.

Speaker 1 He all of a sudden got possessed there and he was like

Speaker 1 he was looking down obviously he looked up

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 why because I

Speaker 1 think

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 he would have I said you're you're not against me going to a doctor

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 why do you why would you have me not to do that

Speaker 1 go to a banker He said, you don't have to enter covenant to go to a doctor.

Speaker 1 But you have to bow your knee and become connected to a banker.

Speaker 1 So you're connected to everything he is and whatever he's doing. What, get a loan? What?

Speaker 55 I've never bended the knee to my banker, but maybe that would help in the processing of my loan.

Speaker 1 Chrissy, can you come to my banker and help me process a loan?

Speaker 1 Oh, Kenny. Oh, Kenny.
Okay.

Speaker 32 Is anybody else out there in the audience seeing what a half-baked loaf of horseshit this really is?

Speaker 48 There is no common sense being talked here.

Speaker 45 What?

Speaker 50 He's saying one thing, then he's saying another.

Speaker 45 He's saying a third thing, then he says a fourth thing.

Speaker 34 None of it, none of it is congruent and none of it makes fucking sense.

Speaker 4 And we'll continue after this.

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Speaker 25 Okay, back here with Kenny Copeland.

Speaker 11 He's teaching us how to get out of debt by, I don't know, he hasn't really given us a whole lot of steps yet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to throw away the toothpaste when there's still some in it.

Speaker 9 Half a tube.

Speaker 20 That's as low as you should go.

Speaker 10 Don't save those twist ties from the bread.

Speaker 1 No, don't do that. Don't use plastic bowls.
That's right.

Speaker 45 Go buy additional bread.

Speaker 7 I'd say, really, when you get down to the last 13 pieces in the loaf of bread, throw that away with the twisty tie and the plastic.

Speaker 6 If you put any plastic bowls in your cabinets, you are smiting the Lord, according to Kenny.

Speaker 5 But if someone asks you for your furniture, give it to them and sleep on a box.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Amen.
This is serious. It's very serious.

Speaker 1 We don't see it,

Speaker 1 but it's in the spirit.

Speaker 1 And there are spirits involved. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Amen.
Amen.

Speaker 1 There's something.

Speaker 16 Can you imagine sitting in this audience and believing any of this?

Speaker 18 No.

Speaker 11 I would be like, honey, we have got to go.

Speaker 20 What is he fucking talking about?

Speaker 1 Yes, it doesn't make any sense. None of it.
Bar from anybody that'll loan it. There are churches that owe money indirectly to the mafia.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, Kenny.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 49 And I guarantee you have always done business with a godly person, always, Kenny.

Speaker 31 I bet you've taken money from international

Speaker 5 donors, countries that we wouldn't do business with here in America.

Speaker 17 I bet you have all kinds of business dealings that are not only shady, but most likely illegal, but you don't get scrutinized because you're a church.

Speaker 1 This was back during the days that I was questioning the Lord about this.

Speaker 1 Amen. What?

Speaker 48 He was questioning the Lord?

Speaker 1 He thinks he's talking to the Lord.

Speaker 18 He's probably talking to Chad GPT like the rest of us.

Speaker 1 It is important.

Speaker 1 Very

Speaker 1 important.

Speaker 1 What? What?

Speaker 1 Now I'll say this and I'll sit down.

Speaker 1 No, you're not. No, you're not.
The picture of this is 2 Corinthians the 9th chapter. Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 Amen. Amen.

Speaker 1 That's the profile

Speaker 1 of a prosperous believer.

Speaker 1 Amen. Amen.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Okay, now he's down in the crowd. Yeah.
Ooh, he's being walked around. Yeah.

Speaker 25 shikadicky, Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 Did he say shikadicky, Oklahoma? Shaka Dicky, Oklahoma?

Speaker 14 Here comes the horse shit where he pretends like he's talking to God.

Speaker 1 It's been very difficult, saith the Lord,

Speaker 1 to get my people to come get what I have provided for you.

Speaker 1 I've provided more than you can see any way to use.

Speaker 1 I've provided beyond your ability to ask or think.

Speaker 1 Come on up here with me.

Speaker 1 Come on up here and think with me.

Speaker 1 Look down

Speaker 1 on the earth. Don't be one on the earth looking up to heaven.
No, I raised you up to sit with me. I raised you up.
You're seated there now.

Speaker 1 If you would just change your attitude and change elevations.

Speaker 34 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, Kenny. All right.

Speaker 1 I told the devil to crawl on his belly. I told you to come up here.

Speaker 1 So come up hither. Come up hither, saith the Lord.
Come up

Speaker 1 when you look down

Speaker 1 on the earth.

Speaker 40 From your plane,

Speaker 1 50,000 feet above the earth. Did I write on that? No.
No, that wouldn't be godly. Own of God.
Come up and sit with me on the throne of grace grace and look at all I have provided for you.

Speaker 1 I have made you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. If you would just understand and realize.
I can see your trailer park right down there.

Speaker 1 I can see

Speaker 1 your one-bedroom apartment on Buford Highway right there.

Speaker 1 That I am the Lord that healeth thee. I am the Lord that gives you the power to get wealth.
Now receive that power. I bless you with the blessing of Abraham.

Speaker 1 I bless you with a future that's glorious and beyond compare. So rejoice, rejoice.
I say again, rejoice because all is well in the household of Christ.

Speaker 1 Glory to God. See, he just gets everybody worked up.
Yeah, he gets everybody worked up.

Speaker 15 Amen. I'm rich now.

Speaker 55 I'm leaving this place. I'm rich.

Speaker 1 It's happening.

Speaker 1 Praise God.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 35 By the way, you'll note that while

Speaker 5 they make it appear as if he's in some huge room, he's really not.

Speaker 28 That's a couple hundred people and seats are empty.

Speaker 1 The loaves and fishes just began.

Speaker 1 Turn it into wine, Kenny. I need to get drunk.
It's brunch time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The moment saith the Lord

Speaker 1 that you reached out to me to be your debt freedom.

Speaker 1 I've always been your debt freedom.

Speaker 1 He does that awful smile.

Speaker 11 That smile is evil.

Speaker 1 It's evil.

Speaker 1 I never have been any other thing else.

Speaker 1 In the financial realm, I am, saith Jesus, your freedom from owing man anything but to love him. Praise God.

Speaker 1 Glory to God.

Speaker 1 That guy is such a dork up there. I know.
I mean, honestly,

Speaker 36 I don't know. He's a dick.

Speaker 4 I don't like that guy.

Speaker 1 I don't like either of them. He's holding his hands up.

Speaker 21 He's holding his hands up.

Speaker 35 He looks so small and puny.

Speaker 37 He's a dick.

Speaker 1 Don't look at your present income.

Speaker 1 Don't look at your present employer. Don't look and say, How can I get out beyond this? No,

Speaker 1 no, sir. Give money to me.
I will tenfold your investment. Say, Jesus, you keep looking at me.

Speaker 1 I'm your way out. I'm your way up.
I'm your way through. I am before you.
I am behind you.

Speaker 56 I am all around you.

Speaker 1 And if you will let me, I'll lift you up out of that arena of debt so fast you'll wonder what happened to it all.

Speaker 1 Well, it sounds like a plan. It sounds great.

Speaker 47 It sounds like a perfect plan.

Speaker 47 Just believe in Jesus.

Speaker 1 Step by step. Yes.
You know,

Speaker 1 step one.

Speaker 1 There's some clear steps here.

Speaker 19 Step one.

Speaker 5 Well, if we just take it at face value, step one, give your money the candy.

Speaker 28 Step two, just keep on praising Jesus, and eventually that debt will be left behind so fast you can't even see it.

Speaker 1 Don't go to a banker.

Speaker 44 Forget the bankers.

Speaker 16 They're not going to give you money in your best interest.

Speaker 5 They're going to give you money with interest.

Speaker 42 What we need to do is just keep giving it to Kenny so Kenny can, you know, he's done so much good, more good than his whole congregation could take advantage of, but they won't come with him up above the heavens.

Speaker 28 They just won't look down on earth with him.

Speaker 1 For these are the days of my freedom, saith the Lord. These are of

Speaker 1 the debt

Speaker 1 of the freedom of debt freedom.

Speaker 1 I know what I'm doing, saith the Lord Jesus.

Speaker 1 Saith.

Speaker 1 Say it. Oh, I've got things you never saw.
Do you think that's in the Bible? I know what I'm doing. What's that? Do you think that's in the Bible? I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Saith Jesus. Yeah.
Hey, I know what I'm doing. I'm Jesus.

Speaker 1 What? You don't trust me? Come on. What's wrong? I thought we're friends.

Speaker 1 I can do things you've only dreamed of.

Speaker 1 If

Speaker 1 you will allow me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, cool. Do it.
Yeah, I got no problem with it.

Speaker 1 Allowed.

Speaker 1 Whatever permission you're looking for, permission granted. Get me out of debt.

Speaker 55 I'll accept the cookies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got it. Yeah.
Drop it right off at my front door.

Speaker 4 Allowed.

Speaker 18 You have permission to go into my bank account and put some zeros.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 35 You probably should put one number there first and then put some zeros.

Speaker 1 The first step

Speaker 1 is obedience

Speaker 1 to my word. Yes.

Speaker 1 The next step is.

Speaker 5 Obedience is how they get you.

Speaker 28 That's how organized religion gets you.

Speaker 39 Obedience to their way of thinking, to their rules, and to their essentially money operation.

Speaker 1 Freedom from fear.

Speaker 1 You'll never have to be afraid of not having enough when you take me as your financier. Oh, okay, cool.
I have more than enough. Lovely.
I am more than enough. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 I enjoy your sowing into what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have ways and means.

Speaker 1 Scooby, come over here and look at this.

Speaker 1 I've got ways and means you never even dreamed of. We're going to be rich.

Speaker 1 I have a million ways

Speaker 1 that I could prosper you.

Speaker 1 You probably can't think of over three.

Speaker 1 I'm on a road today.

Speaker 1 Keep killing. I'm going to get some checks in my bank account today.

Speaker 1 No need to buy more fuel for that jet plane. The bank account's going cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
I have a million ways. I have ways

Speaker 1 that you never heard of.

Speaker 1 If you'll allow me, I'll share them with you. I'll lead you, and I'll guide you, and I'll show you witty inventions.
I'll take you to places you know. Who is it?

Speaker 1 What is this? Charlie in the Chocolate Factory?

Speaker 1 I'll take you.

Speaker 1 Now he's Mr. Kazoo.

Speaker 56 Witty inventions and things you never dreamed of.

Speaker 1 Never dream, and it'll be in your dreams. I'll cause you to dream dreams and show you businesses and I'll show you where the needs are and I'll direct you there and I'll finance you on the way.

Speaker 1 But I can't.

Speaker 52 I love this investor.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Tell me, how do I get a hold of this guy?

Speaker 60 Where do I send my pitch deck?

Speaker 1 Do my full job.

Speaker 5 This is like a holy mark Cuban.

Speaker 56 We need this

Speaker 1 with debt

Speaker 1 hanging over your head

Speaker 1 with someone else

Speaker 1 as the lord of your finances.

Speaker 1 Me, me, debt, that's me

Speaker 1 is very,

Speaker 1 very

Speaker 1 dangerous.

Speaker 1 I agree, particularly

Speaker 1 if you don't know.

Speaker 39 He can't think of something to say.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, what is the next words that's supposed to come out of my mouth?

Speaker 34 Be careful here, Kenny.

Speaker 1 To whom you are indebted.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You think you're indebted to the bank. But it's the mafia.
Do you know the banker?

Speaker 1 It's the mafia. Do you know the demons in his life?

Speaker 1 Do you know what that bank supports? If you owe that bank, you're supporting it.

Speaker 1 For these things in the spirit are extremely dangerous. Very.
Dangerous. Very dangerous.
Dangerous.

Speaker 1 You have people in your life.

Speaker 1 Demons.

Speaker 1 Devils.

Speaker 1 That you have no idea.

Speaker 1 I'm your banker and I support devil worship.

Speaker 1 Welcome to Bank of America. Where would you like your burning cross? Ah!

Speaker 1 Oh, Kenny. By golly, you're hot today, Kenny.

Speaker 1 Oh, good old Kenny.

Speaker 22 Nothing lifts you up like a Kenny Copeland sermon.

Speaker 1 It makes you laugh. Seriously.

Speaker 55 Oh, find a better place to put your money.

Speaker 22 Put it in crypto. I hear that's true.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, Trump just pardoned

Speaker 66 some coin guy.

Speaker 13 Yeah, the guy who ripped off like billions and billions of dollars from people.

Speaker 10 That's right, the Zhao guy or whatever his name was.

Speaker 1 So, you know, we're well on our way.

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Speaker 21 He's going to do it again.

Speaker 10 That's Silk Road guy.

Speaker 25 Sam Bankman freed is next.

Speaker 10 I guarantee it.

Speaker 21 I guarantee it. Because Sam

Speaker 22 has money somewhere and he can give it to Trump and that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 22 Yep.

Speaker 5 So it's all for sale.

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Speaker 22 They distract you with this while they're doing that.

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Speaker 22 That's how it's always worked, by the way. There's nothing new under the sun.

Speaker 5 It's just now very transparent.

Speaker 4 Very apparent. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.

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