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Speaker 1 He has sold out small little, tiny little venues like Wimbley Arena. He has headlined all over the world.
He's extraordinarily popular over in the UK.

Speaker 1 He's been touring the United States for a very long time. And he's got a new tour that he'll be starting at the beginning of the year.
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Speaker 2 I read in my show prep and getting ready for the show, did you sell out Wimbley or you played Wimbley?

Speaker 2 I sold out Wimbley

Speaker 2 a couple of tours ago, actually. Holy shit.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 In my

Speaker 2 old mind,

Speaker 2 Wimbley is like the Mount Everest of

Speaker 2 like, you know, like crowds, because I was watching, you remember the old Paradise City video from Guns N' Roses when they were playing Wimbley?

Speaker 2 And I always thought that was like the Mount Everest of crowds. Like, holy shit, you play Wimbley, it's like, you know, you're out there.

Speaker 2 But then I watched the video on Bonnie Blue, fucking 157 men, and I thought

Speaker 2 1,000 of 57. 1,005.

Speaker 2 That might be the Mount Everest of crowd work right there. Well, in all fairness to Guns N' Roses, they played Wembley Stadium, which is 80,000.
I played the arena.

Speaker 2 So there's two different, so the arena or the stadium. So

Speaker 2 I wish I could say I was a stadium comic, but more of an arena comic. And I don't know if comedy works to 80,000.
I don't know if it does either.

Speaker 2 That's a great question. So there's comics here,

Speaker 2 Nate Bargazzi and some other, you know, Tom Sagur and others, who go and they sell out. play I'm in Atlanta.
They'll go and sell out 27,000, 30,000 seat rooms. And

Speaker 2 when I've talked to other comics, they say, who have played bigger places, they say it's different.

Speaker 2 It doesn't work the same when you have

Speaker 2 15,000, 20,000 people in front of you than it does when you have 200 people in front of you.

Speaker 2 And a couple of them have admitted, I kind of like the room where there's 200 because I'm able to see, I'm able to push the energy one way or the other with a motion or a look or a stare.

Speaker 2 Well, this tour, I did the O2 Arena. Right.
So, and a couple of months before that, uh, Paul McCartney was doing a show, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 So, I was in the same room as McCartney, and then I did Birmingham Arena.

Speaker 2 So, on this tour, I did some different arena dates to Wembley just because I'd done Wembley, so I wanted to see if I could do the O2.

Speaker 2 So, just for context, that's where Madonna

Speaker 2 did her shows recently, and I saw Madonna there. And then I had the same the week I was doing it, it was um

Speaker 2 Usher was there, so

Speaker 2 we had the same dressing room. He wasn't there.
He was there the night before and the night after me. So

Speaker 2 I shared. So actually, Usher had to take down his set so I could do my show and then put his set back up.
So he probably wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 I'm doing what for who?

Speaker 2 But in the UK, you're huge. I mean, does it, but for you, is which

Speaker 2 experience is better or is it just different? You just have to work the crowds differently. Well, you know, with the arena comedy, you have screens yeah

Speaker 2 so um

Speaker 2 so so if you do talk to the front row uh then you have a cameraman that pounds to them then the audience can see it and they erupt into laughter but it's a different type of performance because you have to wait a couple of seconds for your voice to reach the back of the stadium yeah

Speaker 2 or the arena so so it takes a couple of seconds so the timing is slightly different as it would be So immediate with 200 people. Very interesting.

Speaker 2 You have to think about the minutiae of that as you're walking walking into the room.

Speaker 2 They're like, hey, Paul, remind yourself to give a beat, like give a beat so the laughter can reach the back of the room and then I can move on to the next beat, right? Well, going back to

Speaker 2 Wembley, that's because when I was a student, I used to help derig the stages.

Speaker 2 So after the show, you have a team of people that would take down all the scaffolding and the stage.

Speaker 2 And so you start after the concert finishes at around 11 o'clock and you finish at about 7 o'clock in the the morning.

Speaker 2 And when I was about 20 or 21, I was working at Wembley taking down the stage for Mariah Carey. Whoa.

Speaker 2 So, and then I had to carry her bags to the car. And I kind of said, just kind of glimpsed at Mariah Carey.
She was like, who's this guy? He's derigging the stage. And I thought, one day,

Speaker 2 you know, I went from,

Speaker 2 I'll sell this room out.

Speaker 2 And then I went from... derigging Mariah Carey's stage to then performing on the same stage as Mariah Carey.
That's insane.

Speaker 2 I have to imagine that for all the different reasons, when you're a kid, essentially, and you're derigging these, by the way, some of my favorite Instagram accounts, this might just be an indication of how old I am, are the guys who do the rigging and the derigging of these big stadiums, watching them as they shift around these huge stages and go up into the rafters.

Speaker 2 And I've always been interested by that kind of backstage life. And it's dangerous, it's hard work, but it looks like a bit of fun too.
But But how,

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 do you still, to this day, do you still get that feeling when you go into one of these rooms and you've sold it out and just 20, 25 years ago, you were the person taking down this lighting or whatever it was?

Speaker 2 Do you still get that, holy shit, Paul, you did it?

Speaker 2 Well, when you see the guys doing it, you realize the cost involved. So when you

Speaker 2 arena comedy has high expense. So you could do like, say, a 2,000-seat venue in Apollo or something, for example, 3,000.

Speaker 2 You could do three nights there as opposed to doing one night at a stadium or an arena. But generally, comics do it as a statement.

Speaker 2 It's like an industry statement that you can do it. So, but you pay for it.

Speaker 2 You are paying for the privilege of playing that. And it's not an easy gig.
So with the first, at the O2, it was an arena.

Speaker 2 And I did the second, I had some acts that going on the first half and they warm up the crowd as comics do.

Speaker 2 But generally, when I do a tour show in the UK, I do the whole show. So I do around half an hour in the first section.
And then we have an intermission, which you don't generally have in America.

Speaker 2 And then in the second half, I do over an hour. But at the Birmingham Arena, I thought, can I do the whole show on my own to over 10,000 people?

Speaker 2 So I did the first section and the second section, and I couldn't really speak much the next day because the projection in an arena.

Speaker 2 That's an interesting statement that you just made and one that I don't think I've heard before, but makes a lot of sense if you follow the industry and you understand, especially what a lot of musicians have been talking about for years.

Speaker 2 And that is that these big stadiums, even the medium-sized rooms, the expense involved in putting on a show and getting there and getting the rigors and all the stuff, right?

Speaker 2 Everything from craft services to

Speaker 2 making sure there's some food in the dressing room to all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 And the immense amount of money that the ticketing agencies and the arenas themselves and the production companies take away from every single seat sold in the building makes it almost if you break even, you've won the day.

Speaker 2 Like you've won. If you, you know, almost if you break even, you think that, oh, he's selling out the O2 Arena.
He just made $6 million. That's likely not true, right?

Speaker 2 It's likely that you broke even, but you did it because you could do it.

Speaker 2 It's almost like it's a little, it's a flex, it's a statement, and hopefully an attention grabber for the next big thing that you're going to do. I wish I could make $6 million a show.

Speaker 2 That would be be awesome.

Speaker 2 You know, at this last Beyoncé kind of level.

Speaker 2 I think she charges a million dollars a corporate.

Speaker 2 She charges a million dollars a corporate gig.

Speaker 2 I think it's a million a corporate, if not more. Do you do corporate gigs? Are you open to the idea? I've done a lot.
Yeah, I do, I do corporate shows. I do birthdays.

Speaker 2 I do

Speaker 2 anything I'm available for. Kin senioras.

Speaker 2 Wedding. I've done weddings.
I've done bar mitzvahs. I almost got attacked a few of them.

Speaker 2 I remember I did one just after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, and I did some routines in a wedding

Speaker 2 kind of function tent in somebody's house. And one of the guests almost attacked me just after.
Yeah, so I've had these types of events. Corporates are quite dangerous shows to do.

Speaker 2 You know, I understand it, though, because when someone's waggling a check in front of you, and all you have to do is just go up there, knock out 30, 40 an hour, whatever, whatever they, whatever you're contracted to do.

Speaker 2 And, you know, you're not taking, I mean, you would like to think you're not, it's not like you're doing something outside of the norm of what you would do.

Speaker 2 You're just doing your act in front of a smaller crowd that's paid you to do it. It's almost in some sense, you know, that's, that's like just icing on the cake.

Speaker 2 You're walking with and you're knocking it out. But why did you get attacked?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 I remember I did a show for a family and then i got flown out to dubai and i did a wedding and it was only to these muslim men on a rooftop in this multi-million pound property in the beverly hills part of dubai so i go out and i did the dubai opera house on my last tour but i go out to these weird and wacky kind of like um

Speaker 2 you know, weddings or wherever. And it went down, you know, it went down all right.
They seemed to enjoy it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then I got called to do another wedding in the UK for somebody that was related to that family.

Speaker 2 And that, so whenever I do a corporate show, or if I did your birthday, I'd ask you for some information about your friends or your family, and then I'd do some jokes about them, right?

Speaker 2 So you don't do your conventional set because it never works, so it's got to be about them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then one guy, so the guy getting married said, Call my cousin gay, which obviously I've got not an issue with, but I call the guy gay, and the whole audience erupted into laughter.

Speaker 2 Everyone was laughing except the guy called Gay,

Speaker 2 and he wasn't laughing, and neither were his wife and kids.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 I may have taken it a bit too far with that. And then he rushed the stage and grabs the mic off me and said, if you,

Speaker 2 can you swear on this podcast?

Speaker 2 He used a few expletives at me and said, if you continue to say this, I'm going to punch you in the fucking head. No.
And pushed the mic down. And at that point,

Speaker 2 he had to be kind of pulled off me.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 then his dad got involved and said, you know,

Speaker 2 this isn't appropriate material for a family, Muslim family audience. So it goes completely.
And I said, well, it was good enough for Wembley Arena.

Speaker 2 And he said, well, you've got to get yourself out of this position now and make them laugh again. So then I had to then dig my way back out of that hole.

Speaker 2 Wow. Wow.
So, yeah. So you think Chris Rock had a hard time.
Yeah. Listen, I saw Chris a couple of weeks, months, whatever.
It was his first gig after he went, after the big slap.

Speaker 2 And, you know, he was obviously shaken by the whole thing.

Speaker 2 That was a very,

Speaker 2 very public disturbance in the force, let's put it that way. I still don't know what that shit was about.

Speaker 2 But it feels like to me that in comedy, small stages, big stages, all around the world, and any live performance, it is getting more dangerous. in a sense.

Speaker 2 I think people have, they're quicker to snap. They're quicker to get aggressive.
They don't respect the boundaries, they don't understand. You know, comedy is not

Speaker 2 every, you can't please everybody all the time, and every line isn't going to hit with everybody the same way. But it feels to me, and I just think this is anecdotal, but probably is true.

Speaker 2 People are quick to get crazy. They're quick to snap.
And, you know, we've seen it. People bum rust the stage.
They throw shit at musicians. They attack comics on stage.

Speaker 2 You know, have you experienced any of this outside this one instance? Have you ever?

Speaker 2 I mean, I've been doing comedy for 26 years now. Right.
So I've been attacked. I've been people waiting for me outside.
I've had death threats.

Speaker 2 I've had the police come to my house three times to take statements because I've had online threats. I've,

Speaker 2 you know, you guys' experience out there. The difference in the UK is

Speaker 2 they don't carry guns, right? So

Speaker 2 the threat is slightly less in the UK than it is in America. I know it's slightly more dangerous.

Speaker 2 But comedy has changed because 26, 25 years ago, when I broke into the club, say 24 years ago, people understood that jokes on stage were jokes. And now people are taking this very seriously.
So

Speaker 2 when I say, if I was said to say this at Parliament or at the White House,

Speaker 2 it's not a joke.

Speaker 2 But when I'm saying on a comedy stage, at a show that's been billed as a comedy show and you're buying tickets for a comedy show, they should be taken as a joke, no matter what the subject.

Speaker 2 But we don't live in that time anymore. No, people are so entrenched in their own divisive thought.
And I can't exclude myself sometimes from that too.

Speaker 2 I don't think I would bum rush a stage, but it's like everything is so damn personal, you know, and it's it's really not.

Speaker 2 I always thought of comedy as a little bit of a noble profession in the sense that it allows people to open up, right?

Speaker 2 When you're laughing, you're opening up even to ideas that otherwise you wouldn't, you know, if you're talking to your friend or watching a news story or whatever, you wouldn't think.

Speaker 2 And then it's like a Trojan horse. It allows for additional perspectives to come in your brain or for you to laugh at something that otherwise you don't find funny on a normal day.

Speaker 2 And then you go, eh, maybe, maybe that's not so serious. Or maybe I could think about things this different way.

Speaker 2 But not everybody is there. You know, there's people out there that are not well.
They're just not well. And they, you know, they.

Speaker 2 I think the internet has created this kind of discourse where people take you very seriously.

Speaker 2 Like when I put a clip I'm very careful now as to what clips to upload on the internet because people are scrolling and as soon as they see something that they people are only offended by material when it affects them.

Speaker 2 So I could do ten jokes about something which is so offensive, but I do one joke about say a sweatshirt that you're wearing with with letters on it, for example, like and that could affect you.

Speaker 2 Or you wear glasses and I do a joke about glasses, you're offended by that because you wear glasses.

Speaker 2 People are only affected by jokes when it's about them, really, or it affects them in some way. But I think as long as it's funny,

Speaker 2 I don't have to like the subject matter. You know, I worked with Patrice O'Neill when he was around in America and the UK.
Now, I didn't agree with him on his viewpoints. Was it funny?

Speaker 2 That's the point. Was it funny? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And it was.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 2 You've been doing this for a long time, right? You said

Speaker 2 you were around with Patrice and Bill Burr. Have you worked with Bill also?

Speaker 2 Bill Burr first came to the UK around 2007.

Speaker 2 He did the Leicester Square Theatre in London, which I performed at way back then. And a lot of Americans, Leslie Jones was just there a few months ago from Saturday Night Live, who I saw there.

Speaker 2 So Bill wanted a, I used to do a golf club in Ryslip. This is just on the outskirts of London where out so in the UK clubs, you used to get to do 20 minutes, right?

Speaker 2 But this club would book me to do say 40 to 50 minutes okay so I'd do about 50 minutes of stage time and

Speaker 2 so you'd get to do an extended comedy set and then you'd have an opener and then Bill came to he was in London and the promoter reached out to him said do you want to warm up for your show

Speaker 2 do you want to you fancy coming down to my gig so he said yeah I'll come down and warm up so he was my opening act

Speaker 2 Bill Bird came to London and opened for me at the goal at this golf club. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 And then I met him and his wife, and he invited me to the show the next day at the Leicester Square Theatre, which he did two nights, and it was only half full on each night. And Bill wasn't really.

Speaker 2 And then he went on to do Breaking Bad and the likes of that and his specials. And this was pre-Netflix, of course, right?

Speaker 2 So and then Bill went on to be the, you know, I'm not sure what he went on to become, but I haven't heard of him since. Yeah, he's a very famous podcaster and political commentary.
commentary

Speaker 2 he's done if you're listening bill you know uh

Speaker 2 i gave you your first break in the uk yeah it would it would help yeah what's up can you come and open for paul when he's in america in the next couple of weeks he would appreciate it he won't even open the door for me yeah well you know bill seems like one of those accessible guys but you know you never know someone until you meet actually i had a chance to interview bill burr one of our first interviews was on this thing called clubhouse did you do clubhouse in the in during during the pandemic?

Speaker 2 Like the audio app where people would go in and start rooms and oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard about this.
Everybody, all the comics were on that. Yeah, Twitter Spaces.
So

Speaker 2 when this podcast was early, we had a friend who the two of us interviewed

Speaker 2 Bill Burke. Could not have been nicer, spent an hour and a half with us.
And so I don't have anything but nice things to say about Bill because all I know about him is being nice.

Speaker 2 But when you come to the United States and you, do you, obviously, you can't use some of the same material around the world. You've got to tailor it.
And you're an international comic.

Speaker 2 You're doing this all over the world, right?

Speaker 2 Do you, does it take you a couple of shows when you get to the United States to kind of warm up into the material, see what, see where the crowd is going, understand?

Speaker 2 I would imagine when you move a location like that, you know, what do they say? All real estate is local. All comedy might be local too.
You have to kind of. Well, I did last year.

Speaker 2 I did the City Winery in New York and Boston, Chicago, and I did Canada Canada as well.

Speaker 2 And it's just the reference points, really.

Speaker 2 So when I do

Speaker 2 this tour, I've got to then, so this is a different tour. Last year, the show was called Family Friendly.
This one in America is called AI Artificial Indian.

Speaker 2 So, you know, because people don't, sometimes they can't put the English accent because I've got like a London accent. But I'm an Indian guy.

Speaker 2 So my family immigrated, my dad came to England in 1964 and I was born in the 70s, of course.

Speaker 2 so so but they they don't normally see they don't put the two and two together but as you know Indians were everywhere now but I was I'm British basically I'm a British act so it's it's really the the Americanisms which you change you know a supermarket I might change whatever like in the UK say Sainsbury's to Walmart so these little little things so I just I did I was just in America I was doing the

Speaker 2 the comedy seller for a couple of weeks. So, you know, I just thought I'd dip my toe in and

Speaker 2 I always wanted to try to play the seller for years. And I just thought, you know what, I haven't done the clubs in years.

Speaker 2 And I just reached out to them and they gave me a couple of weeks of shows out there. So I just kind of warmed up a bit.
Yeah, of course they did. I mean, you know, you're a huge touring act.

Speaker 2 The Comedy Cellar, by the way, for those of you that don't know, is a storied comedy club.

Speaker 2 Not one that might get as much attention as, you know, the Comedy Store or Caroline's or whatever, but the Comedy Cellar is extraordinarily well known as a place to go and cut your teeth, right?

Speaker 2 Go out there and cut your teeth and work on your act and

Speaker 2 put a few jokes together.

Speaker 2 Are there so Paul and I were talking right before we came on, and Paul kindly said that he had listened to the latest episode of the show, which, as he was listening to it, is actually me rebroadcast or republishing the psychic after the break, the new show that I am doing.

Speaker 2 Thank you very much for the kind words. You come from a family that believes in this kind of mystic magic?

Speaker 2 No, I mean,

Speaker 2 weirdly, weirdly you say that because but the um

Speaker 2 there's a woman that's gone viral on instagram okay sit sil sylvia sylvia brown brown yes because she was on the montel williams show i talked about

Speaker 2 you spoke about it you said the worst one the worst the worst yes and it was great as if i i urge everyone to listen to this episode thank you uh it's a great great episode and you really do a deep dive into these psychics and people want to believe there's something out there.

Speaker 2 But they, and I didn't know that because there was a fact you told me that you tried to speak to Montel about

Speaker 2 the show, but he wouldn't, he wouldn't give any interviews on it. But

Speaker 2 the fact that he gave her a platform, but and a honey the land is what now people are quoting on Instagram.

Speaker 2 They call it, they're calling what they're calling her honey, honey the land, honey the land.

Speaker 2 So, there was there was a there was an episode where

Speaker 2 some woman says, Um, you know, I lost my husband.

Speaker 2 Do you know where he is now? And Sylvia says,

Speaker 2 I'm sensing water.

Speaker 2 Water. He's deep in water.

Speaker 2 And then the woman says, he died in 9-11.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No, but I'm getting water.

Speaker 2 She's sprayed with water. I really hear this.

Speaker 2 He drowned. He drowned in the water.

Speaker 2 He drowned in 9-11. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She was

Speaker 2 most definitely. And listen, you know, I'm not here to make a judgment call on whether or not any of this is true or not.

Speaker 2 Obviously, there's no, I don't see any scientific proof out there, but people can believe what they want to believe. But this woman was

Speaker 2 so terrible in the sense that she would, Montel would bring on these grieving parents or grieving wife or husband or whatever it was, gone missing, not found, years gone.

Speaker 2 or even it might even be fresh a couple of months and investigators had run up against you know nothing they couldn't find anything, a cold case, essentially. And she would start just telling people

Speaker 2 falsehoods, bullshitting them.

Speaker 2 And then after the show, which you don't know what I don't get to there, but after the show, and this has now been found out through many conversations and interviews with people who

Speaker 2 had kind of interactions with Sylvia on the Montel show, is that Sylvia would approach them afterwards. and ask them to pay her to give them additional money, thousands and thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 If you give me $20,000, I can spend some time on this and get further. And some people did, and most people did not.

Speaker 2 But she was, you remember the Natalie Holloway case, the girl who went missing in Aruba?

Speaker 2 Jaron Vandersloot ended up

Speaker 2 that fucking douchebag from

Speaker 2 wherever he was from,

Speaker 2 the Dutch colonies or whatever. He actually,

Speaker 2 she actually claimed that Natalie was alive and that she was being held by whatever, you know, sex kidnapping ring.

Speaker 2 The girl was dead, but she strung that mother along just like she strung many mothers along. And

Speaker 2 that's where I take issue with psychics.

Speaker 2 If you're calling a psychic hotline because you're having trouble with your love life and you want to see, you know, if somebody has any indication if you're going to fall in love, cool. If

Speaker 2 you're out there prognosticating about whether or not an investigation is going in a certain direction is correct or someone's dead or alive or kidnapped, that's where I just go, I get nuts in my own head.

Speaker 2 I'm like, how could these people do this to these grieving folks? Luckily, I don't come from a family that believes any of this stuff.

Speaker 2 Like, my parents are pretty pragmatic, but I know there's a lot of families that are like really into this kind of stuff. So, you've heard of James Randi, who's no longer with us, right? Yes, I have.

Speaker 2 Yes, so James Randy exposed these people. There's a great documentary on Prime, which is called An Honest Liar.
So, he exposes Yuri Geller, a lot of these skeptics, a lot of these psychics. And

Speaker 2 yeah,

Speaker 2 he went down

Speaker 2 quite badly for exposing them. So people, because people want to believe.
They do. Kind of people, people want to believe a lie because

Speaker 2 it's something they get from believing there's something after this

Speaker 2 existence that we're in now.

Speaker 2 And we have some connection to people aren't here anymore. You know what I think it is, Paul? I I think it's the mind abhors a vacuum, right? The mind abhors a vacuum.

Speaker 2 And when we don't have information and when we can't get that information, it's just why I think conspiracy theories run wild on the internet these days is because in the absence of information in a world that's flooding you with information we get crazed when there's not an answer to something that makes sense or it's not immediate.

Speaker 2 And just like that, the psychics offer something to people who are obviously having mental trauma, emotional trauma. And that is, they've just lost someone or they've lost someone at some point.

Speaker 2 Conspiracy theory was an experiment, wasn't it, in the 60s or 70s? They tried to see if they could make people believe things that didn't exist and how far it traveled. So it was an experiment.

Speaker 2 And now it's the norm. It was like a game of telephone at first, wasn't it? Like the CIA would, and didn't

Speaker 2 the CIA

Speaker 2 like

Speaker 2 put out UFO, like certain kind of UFO conspiracies that then were like driven by other conspiracy. Like the CIA did some damage by playing these games and now people are have gone crazy.

Speaker 2 Does this affect the I'm getting the sense that it's that America is first and foremost in the land of conspiracy theories and divisive thinking around conspiracy theories, but now it's bled into other parts

Speaker 2 of the the world, like the UK. Is that true?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's, it's, there's no truth anymore.
It's your truth. It's

Speaker 2 you don't have to go to medical school for six to eight years, whatever it is, and specialize in your specialist area to learn your craft. If you do a Google search, you can debunk those.

Speaker 2 It's true.

Speaker 2 Whatever they've, you know, because we're all being lied to, and we live in an age where everyone's lying to us. And

Speaker 2 also, conspiracy theories makes, it's almost like believing a skeptic, isn't it? You want to believe things that you feel better about yourself. It's true.

Speaker 2 And I think there's some part deep down also is that people want to believe they have some inside track, some inside knowledge.

Speaker 2 Like it makes them feel like they have some control over situations that may not be in their own control. Like, I really know what's going on.
I really understand what's going on.

Speaker 2 All right, back to comedy. Tell me, all right, back to comedy before we make this whole episode about conspiracy theories, which I can talk about all day long, by the way.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 tell me,

Speaker 2 what did you find funny as a kid? Like, what were some of the first things? Did you always want to be a comic? Is this a play? Like, were you the funny guy in the family?

Speaker 2 Were you the funny guy at school?

Speaker 2 I was a serious guy. I think people would say I was more of the serious guy, you know.

Speaker 2 But then I would say things that people would find funny in a serious manner. And that's where I thought, oh, you know, I grew up to, weirdly, I grew up to horror.

Speaker 2 I grew up to a lot of horror films I'd watch as a kid. really?

Speaker 2 And also, comedy was, I'd say in the 1970s or 80s, quite primitive in the UK in comparison to America. So

Speaker 2 you had the alternative comedians, but we had mainstream comics in the UK who would do like we had, I don't know if you know about British comedy, it was very different to the Americans.

Speaker 2 And then I am very up to speed on British comedy, by the way. It's my favorite kind of comedy.
Oh, really? Yes. I love the shows.

Speaker 2 I love all of it. I'm a big fan.

Speaker 2 So back then, you know, I grew up, you know, I'd say the biggest export we had at that time was Benny Hill

Speaker 2 in America. Yep.
Now,

Speaker 2 looking back on Benny Hill, it's actually quite,

Speaker 2 it wasn't really a respected form of comedy. It was quite sexist and misogynistic.
You know, you couldn't get away with that kind of stuff anymore.

Speaker 2 Michael Jackson's favorite comedian, apparently, right? He went to see him on his deathbed. It's insane.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I grew up to, you know, Morcoma Wise, like all these guys. And then I

Speaker 2 dove into Pryor

Speaker 2 when I was, I'd say in the 80s, I was listening to Pryor, Kinnison,

Speaker 2 obviously Eddie Murphy back then and the delirious era. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, so, but we get cassettes back then. So, I'd listen to Otma Walkman.

Speaker 2 Um,

Speaker 2 uh, Carlin. So, I, I, I was, I was introduced to, well, you kind of discovered them.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Uh, because in in those days you'd have to go and buy a cassette tape, which is a people don't even have the players anymore. And then it moved on to CD.

Speaker 2 And then, and now, obviously, you know, things are going to just disappear now. But back then, comedy was very different.
So I had to go and go to Tower Records and buy these things

Speaker 2 into central London. You wouldn't even get it in your local area.
You had to go downtown. Yeah, you had to go downtown.
It would take you one hour to get there to go and buy a tape to listen to it.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yep.
This is our life.

Speaker 2 You know, so I grew up to that to um,

Speaker 2 who was who was say the biggest comic in the 80s in America? We didn't really get an SNL was never broadcast in the UK.

Speaker 2 I think they tried it once or twice, they did a few, it's actually coming to the UK now, but they're doing a UK version of it. So, um, American comedy and British comedy is quite different.

Speaker 2 That's why you don't get many British stand-ups doing the American scene as much, it's different. But now it's changing, it's different.
And in the 80s, you know, that you're right.

Speaker 2 You just named all the heavy hitters. And, you know, Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kennison.
And Carlin, of course, was he's just a different kind of comic, right? He's almost a poet, a commentarian.

Speaker 2 Hicks wasn't huge here. Hicks was really big.
So when Bill Hicks, because he did the Edinburgh Festival, which made him big in the UK. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And yeah,

Speaker 2 Carlin was more of an observational comic at first. And then when he became political, that's when he kind of blew up.
But still,

Speaker 2 he wouldn't be known to the every man in England. Right.
No, Hicks was huge here, but not as big as I think he rightfully deserved, right?

Speaker 2 I don't think he would be named with, I think some people would, but I don't think he would be named with Carlin and Murphy and Kennison because those guys, they were just putting, and they were just putting out these incredible hours, hour and a half.

Speaker 2 So, did you, like, did Derg, did this connect with you when you were listening to these tapes over, I'm sure, like on repeat, like I was? Is it connecting of it was yeah it was seinfeld

Speaker 2 was playing so i i grew up so let's say the larry sanders show right so yep great show and great it was one of the best of course um and then um seinfeld i discovered actually first discovered on rodney dangerfields he did a compilation show where kinison was headlining and uh i don't know if dice was dice on that i don't think dice was on that i don't think dice and dangerfield cross paths on it

Speaker 2 I think you're talking about an HBO special or a Showtime special that Dangerfield did. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was Phil. So he had the Dangerfields Club.
So he, so

Speaker 2 he, um,

Speaker 2 yeah, that was when, so, but Kinison wasn't really known in the UK either. Sam Kinnison wasn't known here.
Wow. And it was a very American style of comedy.

Speaker 2 So over here, it was more set up punchline, whereas he was like rants and screaming. And

Speaker 2 obviously, he went on to become a stadium comic, right? So one of the first after someone like

Speaker 2 Dice.

Speaker 2 So Dice. But then if you look back at

Speaker 2 Dice has now made a comeback, he's done a movie with Eddie Murphy. But back then, I remember the days when he got canceled from MTV.
So that was

Speaker 2 the first incarnation. But now you look back on that kind of comedy and

Speaker 2 stuff like the prior stuff hasn't dated too badly. But I don't know if the dice stuff has aged that well.
No.

Speaker 2 I agree with you. I don't think a hickory dickory dickory dock is

Speaker 2 on the top of anybody's list. You know, it's like

Speaker 2 Dice was one of the first stadium comics, Murphy and Dice, right? They and Ken and Kennison, they would, and Carlin would do big rooms.

Speaker 2 I don't know if he did stadiums, but he would do big rooms for sure. But well, Dice opened for Guns and Roses, and I actually saw Axel Rose this close to me because he did it.
Yeah, he did a QA in

Speaker 2 Soho with

Speaker 2 Jimmy Chang, who owns a restaurant called China Tang at the Dorchester in Park Lane in London. And he used to have like a video podcast.
And I was front row, and Axel Rose came in in a walking stick.

Speaker 2 And there was only like 50 people there with me. And he came in really late.
And he just did a QA with. He'd since died, actually, Jimmy Chang.

Speaker 2 But Axel Rose was literally, I said hello to Axel Rose there. And I was thinking, you know, this is literally, why has he come to do this? But he just used to come and

Speaker 2 then I saw Slash because he was here recently

Speaker 2 because I went to a party for and the lead singer of ACDC did a thing with Slash on stage for an industry party on TV. Holy shit.
You know, Jimmy Changs had a restaurant chain called Tangs, right?

Speaker 2 So it's called Tangs. So we did a whole episode about this because apparently back in the 80s and early 90s, Meet Me at Tangs was a thing that people would do.

Speaker 2 They had like a location out in LA, a couple locations out in California, and people went crazy for tangs. We actually got some merch made, and it said, meet me at Tangs.
Yeah, so, so

Speaker 2 I went to his, his, he, so I used to do it in the afternoon in Chinatown, in London. Okay.
And that's where Axe. So he'd get the biggest A-listers at this.
So he had some connections for some reason.

Speaker 2 And then he just used to release them online on a video. I think it's probably still available on YouTube.
Wow. That's it.
He's no longer with us. He since had a heart attack, didn't he?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he passed away. Yeah,

Speaker 2 we read that also.

Speaker 2 Very young, very young guy he was. He wasn't, he was must have been late 50s.

Speaker 2 That's, you know, when you get to a certain age, are you feeling the way that I'm feeling when you get to a certain age and then you like read in the obituaries?

Speaker 2 Like, guys like Tangs would be, you know, they die at 55, 57 years old. You know, died in his sleep or died of a massive heart attack.
And you go, holy shit, that's not like old guys dying.

Speaker 2 That's like I could be that guy in a couple of years. It makes me

Speaker 2 get upset.

Speaker 2 Yeah, when you get to this age,

Speaker 2 I think you're probably a bit younger than me.

Speaker 2 A little bit. Yeah, a little bit younger than me.

Speaker 2 And then you start to think, you know,

Speaker 2 when you can see your retirement, like now,

Speaker 2 you have a pension in America?

Speaker 2 We don't have a pen. No, we don't have pensions in America.
I mean, there are companies, some companies that offer them, but we don't have like a governmental pension.

Speaker 2 We have Social Security, which won't be around when I retire. So, you know, we've wrecked that.
We've driven that into the ground.

Speaker 2 So, you know, like, but

Speaker 2 when do you retire is like, um,

Speaker 2 one of my favorite comics was Jackie Mason. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
So I saw his last few tours in the UK and I was at his last ever show. And he was in his late 70s by that point.

Speaker 2 And as as was, as with George Carlin, right? He did it. They did it until they're dead.
But when do you stop doing this?

Speaker 2 Because when I do these big, big shows and I'm on the road for like months at a time, I'm thinking, man, this is grueling at this age now

Speaker 2 but i i couldn't feel it when i was young half i've been this half over half my life now

Speaker 2 you know uh touring america is different to touring in the uk in the uk i could go up and down the country twice within one week and you won't feel it but in america you the uk is almost the same if not a tiny bit bigger than new york state So we're a tiny little island in comparison to you guys.

Speaker 2 It is crazy because with the United States, my wife is venezuelan right so and she like venezuelan like when i met her she lived in venezuela so you know she's been here for about 10 years but she had been coming to america she had family here for a long time but she always says that the thing that has surprised me most about being a citizen of the united states is how incredibly large the united states is and how many different

Speaker 2 looks and feels there are in the United States.

Speaker 2 You can be in the desert and then you can fly four hours and you can be in subtropical weather down in Florida, you know, and you're still in the same country.

Speaker 2 And when you're touring around, I'm sure, you know, planes, trains and automobiles kind of thing, it must be another inside of a hotel room, catching another plane, catching another train.

Speaker 2 And I can imagine that at my age, it's part of the reason why I don't tour is because I just, first of all, I have small children.

Speaker 2 But second of all, I don't know that my body or my mind would hold up well to that kind of pressure. I think it takes a certain, You've been doing it for a long time.

Speaker 2 So, you know, this is like rinse and repeat for you, but you've built up a certain tolerance for the bullshit. I don't know that I have that tolerance for the bullshit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you could, you couldn't start at this age. You've got to start young.
And like, I was watching a documentary on one of my favorite horror films last night called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,

Speaker 2 which I went to revisit because it's like 50 plus years old now.

Speaker 2 Crazy. Yeah.
Now, that was filmed in the depths of Texas

Speaker 2 in 1973, right? So the reason that movie existed was because people don't know how people live in the deep, deep parts of America, which you don't even see.

Speaker 2 You know, in London,

Speaker 2 in the UK,

Speaker 2 people can't really hide away too much, but in America, you can hide into little crannies and you don't even know where they are in the woods somewhere.

Speaker 2 No, it's so big that there are, I mean, it's so vast that there are places, you know, there's like I have a friend whose parents are cattle ranchers and they own like 120,000 acres

Speaker 2 of land in the west, uh, in the west part of the United States, 120,000 acres.

Speaker 2 I own less than half an acre where I live, and I'm, I complain about doing the lawn, right? But you, you imagine how lost you could get on just that one family's property.

Speaker 2 And there are hundreds, if not thousands of people that own that kind of property here in the United States. And it really is a vast country.

Speaker 2 Do you enjoy any parts of the, like, are there any crowds specific to the regions in the United States that feel more comfortable for you? Like, some people say the South is more friendly, right?

Speaker 2 Some people say that New York and Chicago are my kind of places. Some people love L.A.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, doing London, New York, LA, Chicago, that's kind of doing a city, right?

Speaker 2 But when you go into other areas, that's when you're going to discover yourself.

Speaker 2 When you go to some township in South Africa, when you go to some small town in New Zealand or Australia, and that's when you think, Am I really funny? Or is it just the

Speaker 2 cosmopolitan cities which get to see everything anyway? Yeah,

Speaker 2 I want to perform

Speaker 2 to the family in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's when you realize, you know.
Did you know that that story is? Do you know the Ed Geen story? Have you watched that on Netflix yet?

Speaker 2 Yeah, so the Ed Gein

Speaker 2 story, what interesting that whole thing was

Speaker 2 the actor put on that weird voice for Ed Geen.

Speaker 2 Yes. Which, which, if you listen to the tapes, there's some tapes available of Ed Gein's actual voice.

Speaker 2 I think it would have been scarier if he played it as Ed Gein's normal voice because he had a normal, deep kind of voice. He just sounded like a normal dude.
He didn't go, hey, I'm Ed Geen.

Speaker 2 I want to take you out. He sounded like Michael Jackson.
I didn't do it. I didn't touch those boys.
He He was a Kermit the Frog Michael Jackson voice.

Speaker 2 You made you almost feel sorry for the guy, but you're not, you know, that voice, I'm not sure why the actor put that voice on.

Speaker 2 He said it would make him look more sinister, but it made me kind of, it made you feel as if the guy had special needs. I agree.
Which he obviously did. Obviously, he did.
He had a problem.

Speaker 2 But I agree with you.

Speaker 2 I think he was trying to play it so that...

Speaker 2 the audience, my opinion, he made a choice, a conscious decision, the director probably with to give some empathy towards this character that we were going to see through these entire seven episodes.

Speaker 2 But, you know, it just, when the first time that I heard his voice, too, I go, did Ed Gein really talk like that?

Speaker 2 I also did the research and then also figured out it doesn't sound at all like Ed Gein. It sounds like he's making some weird voice for affectation purposes.
Most of the show was made up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that girl wasn't involved. Most of it was made up.

Speaker 2 I've seen, I'm big into the and you guys do make the best serial killers. I have to give you that America.
Thank you. When it comes to serial killers, you're the best.

Speaker 2 We can't, although we did have Dr. Harold Shipman.
I'm not sure if you knew about him. No.
He was a doctor in the UK who would just kill old patients by giving them lethal injections.

Speaker 2 So we don't know how many he killed. He could be the biggest serial killer of all time.
He was based in the north of England.

Speaker 2 So his name was Dr. Harold Shipman.
So hopefully they'll make a Netflix. He might get his own Netflix series.
This is the thing.

Speaker 2 The more people you kill, kill, the more chance you have of your own Netflix series.

Speaker 2 Well, Ed only confirmedly killed two people, so you know, and he got his whole thing, but he did dig up a bunch of people. But, I mean, he's like kind of the beginning of this whole, you know.

Speaker 2 Listen, we do make serial killers.

Speaker 2 It's a very uniquely American thing that people go out and murder en masse, right? But you know what kills serial killers, right? What's that? What kill them off? Well, you don't get as many anymore.

Speaker 2 Tell me. CCTV.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's true yeah then when you think about it that's a good that's a good point it's cctv and and and camera phones yeah because everyone's recording everything 24 hours a day yeah you can't he would never got away with most you didn't even know if he killed his own brother most of the thing isn't fact-checked so um are there any survivors from that time it was 19 you know it was in the second world war so there's no way of fact-checking any of this stuff no but See, so so the, I actually went back and watched the Menendez Brothers one, where now people want them out of prison, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 It's a fantastic show, by the way. That was really well done, the Menendez Brothers.

Speaker 2 Was that your favorite of the monsters?

Speaker 2 I,

Speaker 2 yeah, I think the Menendez Brothers was probably my favorite. I did like the one also about the guy who killed

Speaker 2 Versace.

Speaker 2 Was it Versace? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Gianni Versace. Gianni Versace.
I did like that one, too. Well, I don't think that was a monster season, but it was a great show.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was a great show. What was your favorite one?

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I think the

Speaker 2 yeah, and then there was the first season was

Speaker 2 what was his name?

Speaker 2 The gay serial killer.

Speaker 2 The gay serial killer. Oh, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, that was really good, too.
Oh, that was super fantastic also.

Speaker 2 And a lot of the facts, I went back and watched that and married it up to some facts. Not everything's true because it's all serialized, right?

Speaker 2 They take a lot of artistic liberty in all of these series. But I think Jeffrey Dahmer is it's pretty aligned with the story.
And I was alive during that Jeffrey Dahmer time. Oh, me too.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dahmer was one twisted motherfucker. I mean,

Speaker 2 I did some jokes about that in the last special. I'm not.
So I did some jokes about Jeffrey Dahmer because his first victim was a white guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then there's the rest of his, because he lived in a black neighborhood. So the rest of his victims were all from ethnic minority groups, which goes to prove that white people are very bland.

Speaker 2 You know, if you want flavor, you go ethnic.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 that almost got to be cancelled here. Yeah, people want the Menendez brothers out of jail because they think that, you know, that essentially their parents were paying the penance for these bad deeds.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 well, arguably, I think they were molested. I do too.
I believe that side side of it. Now,

Speaker 2 what I couldn't understand was

Speaker 2 going...

Speaker 2 They didn't just kill their parents. They blew them into...

Speaker 2 Literally, they were in there like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Preda. Yeah.
You know, they went off with sawn-off shotguns and blew them to smithereens.

Speaker 2 You know, that was, you know, that takes something.

Speaker 2 Have you ever done that before? Not recently. Not recently.
It's been six, seven years since I've taken a sawed-off shotgun to anybody.

Speaker 2 It'll take another six, seven years to get the courage to do that. Yeah.
Listen, these guys had some super anger in them, and they were ready to go. I mean, they were ready to go.

Speaker 2 But I think also they were driven by the fact that not only were they molested, and that probably had, you know, your psyche is fucked.

Speaker 2 If you're getting molested at that age by your parents, your psyche is fucked. Then the fact that the father was such a...
weird, strict bastard, right?

Speaker 2 And the mother was kind of out of it and pilled up and all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 But then there's a lot to gain from those two being murdered, right? There's a lot to gain financially.

Speaker 2 It means freedom from the tyranny, freedom from the abuse, but it also means financial freedom for the rest of their lives.

Speaker 2 Well, the therapist told, you know, it was because of the therapist they got caught. And people say therapy is good for you.
Yeah. But it didn't help them.
Didn't help them one bit.

Speaker 2 They did not. They got a raw deal on that therapist.
And it turns out, yeah, he wasn't even like a therapist. He had gotten like a weekend.

Speaker 2 He had gotten like a weekend. He was the therapist's girlfriend, though, wasn't it? Because he told the girlfriend who was having an affair.
So he was a shit therapist.

Speaker 2 And then the therapist screwed him over. It was such a twisted series of events.
I mean, honestly. Why is the therapist not in prison?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you know, he wasn't a therapist. That's why he's not in prison.
He was like, seriously, he got like a weekend degree from DeVry. And he was just helping people out on this eye.

Speaker 2 He was like if Ed Geen got therapy, he would have gone court years ago. Yeah, that's right.
Ed Keen needs the therapy.

Speaker 2 But, you know, he lived so far away from a therapist, he couldn't go to a therapist.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So tell me, what is, when does the tour start here in the United States?

Speaker 2 So good question. That's a great question.
By the way, all the links are in the show notes, as they always are, listener.

Speaker 2 So, you know, you'd, we, Paul's got a lot of stuff on his mind he's got a pen he's got i've got a

Speaker 2 i start in uh on the 6th of january in la

Speaker 2 and then i'm seattle denver san fran chicago washington new york toronto philly dallas atlanta it goes on oh great you're coming to atlanta where are you gonna where are you in atlanta are you playing like a a club or a a bigger hall georgia ga oh in georg oh in georgia yeah Yeah, that's Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 2 I'm saying, do you know which club you're playing or which?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's one of the theaters there. Oh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 I will come see you.

Speaker 2 Atlanta, Paul, I'm going to come see you. I would like to see.
Oh, yeah. I've really enjoyed this conversation.
We can shoot the shit about.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're oh, yeah, you're playing the Buckhead Theater, buddy. Look at you.
Buckhead. That's it.
The Buckhead Theater. Look at you.
Look at you.

Speaker 2 It's named after a very famous double act you had called Beavers and Buckhead back in the MTV days.

Speaker 2 Good old Buckhead, Georgia. That is the Buckhead is the Dubai of Atlanta, just to let you know.
That is where all the rich people are. And so that's a good place.
Dubai is the Dubai of

Speaker 2 Atlanta. It's the Dubai of Atlanta.

Speaker 2 Oh, really?

Speaker 2 Well, I'm not Muslim, but I'll try.

Speaker 2 Have you played? You did play Dubai, right? You went and played there? I did the Dubai Opera House.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's the last date I did in Dubai.

Speaker 2 I actually did an arena in Dubai

Speaker 2 just after lockdown. So

Speaker 2 I socially did. It was only a couple of thousand people because

Speaker 2 it was like a 15,000-seat room, but they had to socially distance people. So it was sold out at two and a half thousand.
Wow.

Speaker 2 I've always wanted to visit Dubai. That's like one of those places that's kind of on the list because it seems like a, I don't know, a Disney world for money and adults.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 Like, it seems like it just born out of nothing, and they just made this amazingly shiny, pretty thing. And I'm a fan of big projects and engineering and all that.

Speaker 2 And I feel like Dubai is one of those places. Well, the country's about my age, but most of it's sinking because it's just a man-made, you know,

Speaker 2 you're not supposed to be living there, really, are you? No. It's inhabitable.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It turns out that just dumping a bunch of sand in the middle of the ocean and making islands with big buildings on them wasn't all that well thought out. Well, well, then

Speaker 2 they make the clouds as well. They can make it rain out there now.
Yeah, that's what I heard: that they're seeding the clouds and they make it rain. That's cloud seeding.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 There's got to be some repercussion to that at some point. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, they had the floods, didn't they? Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 So they couldn't then control the floods and then

Speaker 2 it went out of control. Whoops.

Speaker 2 Well, they have enough money, they'll figure it out. Paul is on tour.
Paul, where can we see your most recent special? Also,

Speaker 2 so my most recent special, I think I'm not allowed to say this, but I think somebody illegally uploaded it onto YouTube. Oh, okay.
So you can illegally not give Paul money by watching it on YouTube.

Speaker 2 So, so before I get it taken down because it was illegally uploaded, you know, I hope you don't see it. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So, listeners, don't go watch Paul's latest special on YouTube, illegally uploaded by someone not yet named.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and otherwise, in the UK, it's on Sky TV or Now TV, which which doesn't work in america i tried so

Speaker 2 so so i'm going to find the the bastard who illegally uploaded it on youtube before you guys watch it well you look straight in the mirror and you go find that guy all right also additionally he's on tour here starting in january paul you are welcome back anytime my friend we would love to have you and I will try and get to the Buckhead Theater because it's right down the street and I would like to come watch you do some jokes.

Speaker 2 An honor and a privilege. And, you know, I've been doing this all my life, which has led up to the biggest.
I've gone from playing, I thought, I don't need arenas anymore.

Speaker 2 I don't need to be playing the same rooms as Beyonce Knowles, Taylor Swift, and the likes. I need to go into the Buckhead.

Speaker 2 Buckhead theater in Atlanta, Georgia, be there or be square. He's now made it on the biggest comedy podcast in all of North Atlanta.
And so he's on his way up. We can tell you.

Speaker 2 Oh, an honor and a privilege. Thanks, Paul.
I really appreciate it.

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