Alley Oop 146: Kyrie Irving vs a Robot, Bulls Ruin the Cavs & Knicks Take the NBA Cup

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Speaker 9 This

Speaker 9 is why I love you two. This is what I saw on Dan's show today.
This was everybody else.

Speaker 9 Does mama want to work with this? Or does mama want to work with this?

Speaker 10 We look like the

Speaker 10 activists at the Olympics.

Speaker 7 The kids are in the MIAO.

Speaker 10 Slanging yo

Speaker 10 to get my mayo.

Speaker 7 It don't look like it right now, but we are actually in the same building, in the same area code. My sister is in the plush.
You feel me?

Speaker 7 And I'm pretty sure people are drawing whatever the hell they want to put behind me.

Speaker 7 Screenshot us in our comments of what creative thing, besides private parts, you can put behind me in this scenario.

Speaker 7 It's going to get probably nasty, just like the fans be. Salute to y'all.
But yeah, let's get creative. Who can put the best stuff behind me this week? But neither here nor there.

Speaker 7 Juju, have you seen that?

Speaker 10 I'm phenomenal. Have you seen that woman that's on TikTok that

Speaker 10 does, she tries all the like TikTok creator cooking trends? And she's like, everybody's so creative. Everybody's so creative.

Speaker 10 Now you just put a turkey inside of a marshmallow and then you put it in the microwave because that just sounds amazing.

Speaker 7 Have you seen her?

Speaker 10 I can't wait to take this to the next family reunion.

Speaker 7 I also want to remind the audience that we have a phenomenal, phenomenal cast here that

Speaker 7 it's hard to put into words sometimes, but my our staff, Mr. Miss Rebecca and Mr.
Dylan, has come up with uh what is it called a sub stack page for the kids, man. Come on, man.

Speaker 7 If you got this, subscribe to the kids' sub stack. What's the sub stack, sis?

Speaker 10 Alleyoopshow.com.

Speaker 7 Come on, man. You got

Speaker 10 whoop, whoop, know who they want. Jew, you, know who they want.
T quick.

Speaker 7 I don't know if you want to. Yes, sir.
Man, let's get right into it, man. The New York Knicks have attained a championship in God's Green 2025.
How do you feel about it?

Speaker 10 I don't want to besmirch,

Speaker 10 but I will say they were down pretty much the whole game.

Speaker 10 And Wemby, who looked like the best player on the planet just a few days ago, we found out, looked like there was something wrong with them, Juju. And then I was like, oh, he's mourning his grandma.

Speaker 10 She just passed away today.

Speaker 10 And everybody deals with grief differently. Sometimes you play better, and sometimes you go into shooketh mode.
And clearly, Wemby was shooketh because he didn't look like himself.

Speaker 10 He was playing less minutes, and I don't think it was the injury. So to that, I say congratulations to the Knicks

Speaker 10 for capitalizing. But I'm not giving you all the credit in the world like I would have if Wemby was going berserk.

Speaker 7 Yeah. How do you feel about them deciding not to hang the banner up in Madison Square Garden?

Speaker 10 To me, that's the right move. We can't hang and cut banners.

Speaker 10 That's like we're putting, like if Jalen Brunson wins Eastern Conference MVP, like in the Eastern Conference finals, we're going to put that up as well. No, we're not doing that.

Speaker 10 We're not taking these trophies and these banners and putting them next to real banners.

Speaker 10 And honestly, if you're the Milwaukee Bucks right now, if you're the LA Lakers right now, you need to take notes, okay?

Speaker 10 we're not going to be just accumulating meaningless accolades and putting them up to real accolades. What do you think?

Speaker 7 I disagree slightly because I think that there should be something. Banner does take it to the extreme.

Speaker 7 And with the Knicks, like the audacity of them, when they got a Harry Styles banner in their auditorium, sold out how many shows in a row for like a weekend, like seven shows.

Speaker 7 That's a banner in New York right now.

Speaker 7 So, okay, banner police of new york oh we don't need a banner take that hairy style banner down there damn it but i do think that they should put at least like an insignia or a little logo on the court you feel me by the uh by the logo just a little gold star or something that says okay cool well this season the red

Speaker 10 idea That's a good idea. Like a little star with the year inside of it.

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 10 Like a star with a 25.

Speaker 10 And then you see, you see, like next to the Knicks logo from the end till the end of time on the corner or near it in the middle of the court, you have a star with the 25 logo on it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, or even if it's just for the rest of this year. So every picture snap, every LeBron last shot, all that you're going to see on the court in season tournament champions, neither here nor there.

Speaker 7 We're going to put something up there soon, but hey, you got to step across this championship sign when you step on the threshold of the MSG. You feel me?

Speaker 10 Or even like a trophy in the middle of the court for the rest of the year. Or like a fake banner in the middle that says IST

Speaker 10 winners 2025.

Speaker 7 But there's a plaque of something, something, something or other. I do think it's important, though.

Speaker 7 I go right when the whole world going

Speaker 7 in season.

Speaker 10 On the jersey would be nice too, like a little patch on the jersey.

Speaker 7 Yeah, something because it's not nothing. Like, yes, it's very new.
So the popular thing always to do is trash what's new. You feel me? But at the same time, them boys getting an extra half a ticket.

Speaker 7 Them boys are getting 500 plus for winning that game. So tell them rookies on New York that this don't mean nothing, who doubled their salary in one game.

Speaker 10 Can we put some respect, Juju, on our man,

Speaker 10 Tyler Kolick?

Speaker 10 Because

Speaker 10 this guy was on the trade block. They're calling all these teams to just move him for nothing.
And other teams are like, Yeah, no, I'm good, bro.

Speaker 7 I'm good.

Speaker 10 Like, first of all, Marquette Tyler Kolick is that guy.

Speaker 10 He had such dimes, such the ability to put pressure on the rim, a nice little smooth jump shot. It was, to me, those type of players, it's only a matter of time.

Speaker 10 Like Colin Gillespie, like when he didn't work out right away, especially the white ones. The white ones that come from these high-pedigree programs, point guards, it takes takes them a minute, okay?

Speaker 10 But the IQ's there, like the shot is there, even with Jalen Brunson, right? It took a second. And so I think you don't need to like

Speaker 10 discard them right away. And now 14 points in the finals game and really meaningful points down the stretch that got them the dub.
What you think?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I think he wanted it more. You feel me?

Speaker 7 Right, he just wanted it more. He was like, look, man, I'm going after that lose ball.

Speaker 7 I'm getting in your your draw screens as soon as you uh take the ball out you feel me like he was he was out there with more of a dog in him than some of his teammates because he saw that chick them boys saw that chick like uh-uh no this ain't regular bro we in vegas too speaking of vegas though but speaking of that game mr bec i know i'm putting you on the spot but floyd money mayweather was courtside at this game and you know mayweather's always putting on you feel me that's his name his nickname is money mayweather so you got to know what you're getting into his his partner and them called called the Money Team, man.

Speaker 7 You know what you're getting yourself into. But he was sitting courtside at the game next to Blue Ivy and Jay-Z,

Speaker 7 pulling out bankrolls out of his bag, unrubber banning them, and counting them next to Blue Ivy, or peeling off.

Speaker 7 He giving money to the lady in the back.

Speaker 7 Who is that? The concession stand lady or whatever?

Speaker 10 Must be. Must be.

Speaker 7 Bruh, do you got to peel off this big brick just to give her her money, bro? That's crazy.

Speaker 10 No, that's crazy.

Speaker 10 That's something that'll get you jacked i'll tell you that you better come with your security it was almost like he tried to hand it over to the girl two over for one over from blue ivy and she and she didn't even literally juju like being in the bad neighborhood and it's not your first

Speaker 10 time in there she was all straight ahead don't look left don't look right in the periphery as soon as it's next to you you just probably hove was like hey He's going to try some wild stuff.

Speaker 7 Right. Lil' sister player.
She like, yeah, I see it. Yeah, that little money don't mean nothing to me.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I had that for my eighth birthday.

Speaker 7 You feel me? I'm courtside. She might have been with him.
I don't know who the little sister is, but she was definitely cool as hell to me.

Speaker 7 Come on, Floyd.

Speaker 7 You're peeling out bankrolls in front of all them folks. I know he ain't gonna get no trouble for it because you know he's security go crazy.

Speaker 10 How much money is that stack? If you guys had to guess,

Speaker 7 Dylan, our money specialist, come on, turn your camera around.

Speaker 11 20k, 15 to 20k.

Speaker 7 Look, if Dylan said, I know it's 20k bro all right

Speaker 11 yeah as the expert as

Speaker 7 bundles of those in his closet right now but still pays for rent and Glendon Walter White over here but don't look if you know if you know where Dylan lives do not try him because you will meet the security at the lawn so play with Dylan

Speaker 10 at the moat at the moat

Speaker 9 moving though I think it's only 300 bucks and he's got some chocolate bars in the middle that's that's the way I would do it look at this rebecca you mean like they put he like he cut out

Speaker 10 money it's like the book that lilies the book it just holds a gun in the middle of it exactly right

Speaker 7 he got a hundred on each end it's 200 plus like 75 ones

Speaker 7 we're gonna get a memo from floyd mayweather threatening to sue us for slander given that his middle name is money right he's like i spelled my name out with a billion dollars one day like come on get off my back but moving on uh this this won't be talked about a lot because who talks about these teams?

Speaker 7 But this game meant something special to me. I circled this game on the calendar a couple of, almost, damn, a couple months ago now.
We know the Chicago Bulls

Speaker 7 have not been the same since the crossover.

Speaker 7 Right. Heard around the world.
So last night was the rematch, the get back. And the Chicago Bulls hadn't won the game since Thanksgiving.
That's a sentence. They hadn't won a game since Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 Before last night, when the Cleveland Cavaliers said, let's do it again. And the Bulls pulled out the dub.
Now,

Speaker 7 I happen to think the entire time, and damn near, no, the Bulls not losing that game. Out of all the games, I know the Bulls are ass, but they ain't losing that game.

Speaker 7 The game that sent them down the spiral, they wasn't losing that game. What you thought about that game, sis? Did you even care to tune in?

Speaker 10 Listen, here's the thing. DeAndre Hunter was the one that sent him

Speaker 10 into the death spiral, right? Put him into the, what do they call that? They sent him into the like the other place or the, there's like a name for upside down.

Speaker 10 They put him in the upside down. You had fake snow coming down like it was the dolphin mall

Speaker 10 right there. And Josh Giddy never returned.

Speaker 10 He had all the Vecnas inside of him. But

Speaker 10 the DeAndre Hunter, though, has just really not been the same since since that moment either. It's almost like they've been inextricably linked in a bad way.

Speaker 10 Now they're saying DeAndre Hunter needs to come off the bench.

Speaker 10 Do we have a highlight here? Did he have a

Speaker 10 good moment that maybe is a non-sequitur? Seems like it is.

Speaker 7 Damn, bro. DeAndre Hunter.

Speaker 10 These jerseys.

Speaker 7 Right. Ass-on-ass jerseys.

Speaker 10 What are these jerseys? Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 Mediocre drunk on.

Speaker 7 Right, you're right, bro.

Speaker 7 Because I was like, man, why is you besmirching a DeAndre Hunter? That one time i tried to get him props yeah

Speaker 10 he's been back roof has been in the damn pudding banana pudding if this is the highlight of deandre hunter having a monster jam over jalen i was like i don't even remember this dunk bro he don't remember this regular it was a regular ass dunk moving on It was so regular, but yeah, bro, the boys got the dog.

Speaker 7 You feel me? The Cleveland Cavaliers, though, to kind of stay there, bruh, y'all boys need to get something together, man.

Speaker 7 Y'all might need to put a package together for my boy Don, the Don Donovan Mitchell, because dare I say, y'all, this ain't looking good. You can't be losing to the Bulls, bro.
I don't care.

Speaker 7 Last year, y'all was number one.

Speaker 7 I don't know if it's Jared Allen. I don't know if it's your boy DeAndre Hunter.
I don't know if it's Dee Gilles or Darius Garland. Somebody got to get shipped up out of Cleveland, bro.
What you think?

Speaker 10 Things all went down when they left. They traded George Niang, bang, bang, niang, traded Karis Lavert,

Speaker 10 and got rid of Ty Jerome. Those three guys in the rotation have been more meaningful than, say, a DeAndre Hunter, than say, Alonzo Ball.

Speaker 10 Like these moves, although I understood them when they made them, Juju, I just don't think it's really worked out, but more so, more so.

Speaker 10 You've got injuries abound, and ones that I do not see happening. I do not see them getting fixed.
Evan Mobley, out for a minute. Jared Allen, out for a minute.

Speaker 10 Darius Garland back, but still not really back. Donovan Mitchell, we were applauding him for taking less shots, being less of a ball hog in a good way, and putting the team first.

Speaker 10 This is an offense that spreads the sugar around Juju. And now it's back to being the Utah Jazz Donovan Mitchell show again.

Speaker 10 And I'm going to tell you, I know how that story ends. It ends with a trade request.
It ends with getting bounced out of the first round of the playoffs.

Speaker 10 And it ends with us, me, and unfortunately Juju as well besmirching you.

Speaker 7 Damn.

Speaker 7 And that's that on that. Kyrie Irving has made headlines yesterday.
After

Speaker 7 this is a real sentence. After getting into it with a robot.

Speaker 7 Did you see this?

Speaker 10 After viciously assaulting

Speaker 10 there, we go that's more like assaulting and sending said robot who was not even doing anything to provoke Kyrie. Right, he sent him to the upside down,

Speaker 7 absolutely roll it, Miss Rebecca.

Speaker 7 Look at it.

Speaker 7 Right, why the dallas basically the robot showing off for the mavericks? Yeah, he's like, oh, look what I can do.

Speaker 7 Oh, hey, Kyrie, you're my favorite player.

Speaker 7 J5.

Speaker 7 Oh, no, J5 down. Bro, what in the hell is wrong with my dog, Kyrie, bro?

Speaker 10 What is he thinking, bro? He thought I could just push him and I would just get back up. He'd just pop.
Oh, that was so fun, Kyrie. Oh, he's like, let me see what this robot could do.
My apology.

Speaker 10 I thought I could push him a little harder. Oh, my God.
It's a good thing it's not 2021 when Kyrie's image was the lowest that it's ever been. Kyrie's been on a heater.
Oh, it would have been over.

Speaker 10 He would have been out of the league. Stephen A.
Smith would have been on first take being like my brother Kyrie Irving

Speaker 10 it's time we're we're assaulting robots

Speaker 7 we can't besmirch the kid

Speaker 7 let's not besmirch the kid Stephen ain't here bro but you right my boy would have let him have it bro come on bro this how you know Kyrie know he messed up right Because he's trying to do stuff that don't even make sense that that will work, bro.

Speaker 7 You know, good and well, you picking up that damn robot ain't finna bring him back to life.

Speaker 10 He's trying to triage like he's part of the EMT crew, like he's part of the tech. Look, and he's like, picking him up, like dusting him off.

Speaker 7 Get up, King. Get up, King.
Come on, champ.

Speaker 10 This came out of nowhere. This robot's doing all kinds of cool stuff, and Kyrie smoothly comes over, looks him up, and goes, pop.

Speaker 7 Right, whole time.

Speaker 7 So you can tell the robot ain't want no smoke.

Speaker 11 If you rewind the clip a little, the robot actually looks scared when Kyrie's approaching. Right.

Speaker 11 He's looking at me.

Speaker 7 He's like stepping back.

Speaker 7 He's like, whoa, sir.

Speaker 7 Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

Speaker 7 You're taller than you are on TV.

Speaker 9 I've never felt bad for a robot before, and I literally feel bad for the

Speaker 10 shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Dude, run that back one more time.
He went, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Like, oh, no.
Oh, no. Something bad's about to happen.

Speaker 7 There we go. Danger.
Danger.

Speaker 7 Uh-oh.

Speaker 10 Uh-oh. No.

Speaker 7 Look, I don't feel bad for the robot. I'm contrary to that.
You don't know that?

Speaker 7 Hell no. I feel bad for Kyrie.
Because, look, you think that robot finna forget?

Speaker 7 You think AI intelligence ain't finna spread that round like Pluribus? Every robot on God's green earth going to have this information. So, Kyrie.

Speaker 10 Welcome, Kyrie.

Speaker 10 Hello, Kyrie.

Speaker 7 I'm scared there. You just scared me.

Speaker 7 We got a segment here at the Alley that we like to call Boy

Speaker 10 Stop.

Speaker 7 miss Rebecca what you got for us today

Speaker 9 well the first thing I want to play because I thought it was just freaking hilarious is your video juju um

Speaker 9 what i like about you know grandmas is they don't give an f they don't give an f about anything and i hope In another two years, when I become this old.

Speaker 7 Oh, my God. Come on, bro.
You got to put more than two on it now.

Speaker 7 You got to put at least four.

Speaker 9 I hope that I am this woman. Let me just say, here we go.

Speaker 7 Look, grandma walking across the bedroom.

Speaker 10 She's shuffling. She's shuffling.

Speaker 7 Right. It's like, nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 10 In the middle of the game, bro.

Speaker 7 Wait a minute.

Speaker 9 Never stop. Listen, mama got to get across the court.

Speaker 7 She got to get there.

Speaker 7 Bruh, grandma knows she's wrong, bro. Ain't no way in hell.

Speaker 9 There's an almond joy waiting for her on the other side. She got to get to it.

Speaker 7 Oh, my. Bro, grandma, I'm going to block the shot, man.

Speaker 10 Look at, hold on, pause it, go back.

Speaker 7 Mute, bro. He's going to be a little bit more.
Go back 10 seconds.

Speaker 10 All right. So pause it now.
So he's like, the white kid, it had the layup that she obviously deterred. And he's like, the is this?

Speaker 7 Sorry. What the heck is this?

Speaker 10 What is he doing?

Speaker 7 Right. Imagine being that little kid.
Bro, you just stole the bottle from a little bro. Like, oh, yeah.
Cookies. This is my chance.
Fast break. Finally.
A Buela. What in the hell? Oh, hell no.

Speaker 7 Time out, bro.

Speaker 10 Tech. The thing is, is she didn't even

Speaker 10 like stutter step like the robot did. Like, didn't even make, she just walked, didn't slow.
Oh, she slowed down right there just to let the traffic pass.

Speaker 7 That's what she said.

Speaker 10 But then just kept on going.

Speaker 7 Bro, I'm on grandma's ass, bro. Hell no.
She knew what she was doing, bro. Ain't no way in hell.
I know around right now, you could have gotten confused.

Speaker 7 But once you've seen folks, you got to give us at least least a oh, my bad, y'all. Put your hand up.
Like, uh, no, she did. That's on me.

Speaker 7 She did put her hand up. Yeah, nah, you gotta be up more intentional than that.
Fair catch. You gotta fair catch that hand.
You gotta be like, you gotta make the referee see it. It's on me.

Speaker 7 But salute to mom, grandma. Salute.
Thank you for at least supporting the game of basketball. But at the end of the day, walking your ass across that court during the play,

Speaker 7 girl,

Speaker 7 stop.

Speaker 7 What's next, Miss Rebecca?

Speaker 9 All right, so this one, I think I want you to both take a sign. I think I know where you stand, but I just want to say:

Speaker 9 is this

Speaker 9 okay to do with friends? Is this okay to do? Here we go.

Speaker 13 I'm saying that. I'm saying, what? No, watch out.
Watch out. No, no, no, watch out.
Watch out, dog. Watch out, dog.

Speaker 7 You just messed your sht.

Speaker 13 Watch out. Watch out, dog.
We're gonna have to go. I'm saying that.
I'm saying, what? No, watch out. What's up, Magazine?

Speaker 13 Watch out, dog.

Speaker 13 Watch out. Watch out, dog.

Speaker 9 Do you let your friend share the food off your plate?

Speaker 7 Go ahead, Tristan. You're right.

Speaker 10 All right, all right. So here's the thing.
I know what the right answer is, and I know what my answer is.

Speaker 10 And the answer is

Speaker 10 I

Speaker 10 saw Juju with a fruit plate that he got for free from the hotel.

Speaker 10 And if it was anyone other than Juju, I would have opened up that cell of fame, baby, and grabbed me some blackberries. Grabbed me some Wai Chi fruit.

Speaker 10 But because it's Juju and I know how he has boundaries, and he wasn't even going to eat it. He told me specifically, I'm not even going to eat this.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I knew that we don't have,

Speaker 10 I think he'd let, no, you know what, Juju? Juju brought Shake Shack through and I grabbed a fry.

Speaker 10 I grabbed a fry. I think he was done with the fries, but I grabbed the last fry.
How did you feel about that in the moment?

Speaker 7 I share it with my sister.

Speaker 7 Look, I have no problem with that. As long as it's my people, let's go.

Speaker 7 I have no problem with it, literally. Now, when forks and spoons and straws get involved, miss me with it.
I don't want you.

Speaker 7 I don't know what you was up to yesterday afternoon with that brother or that sister.

Speaker 7 You can't have nothing from a spoon. But at the same time.

Speaker 10 If it's another spoon, it's cool.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you can get your own spoon once. One dip in there, though.
And once you once it go in

Speaker 7 your soup coolers, over with.

Speaker 10 So, we couldn't share like a banana pudding.

Speaker 7 I mean, let me go ahead and get mine first. You feel me? And then go ahead, go crazy.
I don't do anything really, Juju.

Speaker 10 My mouth is clean.

Speaker 7 I can tell you.

Speaker 10 These curse words.

Speaker 7 It's just as clean as Ollie's mouth.

Speaker 7 You know, Dog's got the cleanest mouth ever. I looked over and Tristan.

Speaker 7 Look, this is saying, her and Ollie got a good relationship huddled out

Speaker 10 he goes we're standing at the Ross or whatever Marshalls we're wherever we win some white elephant and I'm like oh Ollie and he's all in my nose and Juju Juju goes

Speaker 10 get a room

Speaker 10 He said, I don't care that you're Hoeen. You got this dog over here.

Speaker 7 He's probably licking his red rocket.

Speaker 10 And you're letting his little mouth into your nose and mouth that's probably the most caucasian thing about me honestly i let my dog kiss me in the face

Speaker 10 moving though miss rebecca what else you got for us that's a boy stop to me honestly i think like is that's really what we learned from this segment is the boy stop

Speaker 9 so i wonder like should you

Speaker 9 with weather

Speaker 9 that you don't come from that weather that you don't you don't understand

Speaker 9 he's like a little um

Speaker 9 you know i would would call him an amateur meteorologist. Here we go.

Speaker 7 Okay, okay,

Speaker 12 in my neighborhood, it's snowing in Cairo, Southern California got some snow, and Penny Uh, it's beautiful here, it's coming down.

Speaker 7 Okay,

Speaker 12 I'm an untrained meteorologist

Speaker 12 reporting on the snow.

Speaker 12 I mean,

Speaker 12 it's in the streets.

Speaker 7 Oh, damn,

Speaker 12 on the snow.

Speaker 12 I mean,

Speaker 12 it's in the streets.

Speaker 7 Damn.

Speaker 10 Damn. That damn, we need to cut that damn and make drops in the middle of the podcast.
I agree.

Speaker 10 When I do something bad or Juju says something mean or whatever, it's like, damn, damn.

Speaker 7 It's in the streets. Damn.

Speaker 7 I was two seconds away from saying, Miss Rebecca.

Speaker 7 What the hell is this video?

Speaker 11 And she knew what she was doing.

Speaker 10 I was thinking, I'm like, this video is about to end.

Speaker 10 There's nothing here.

Speaker 9 I laughed out loud when I saw that. I'm like, you're going to be kidding me.
It was amazing.

Speaker 7 Bro, that's funny as hell, bro. Like, great.
He's in the street. Damn.

Speaker 7 And you can

Speaker 9 fall down from it.

Speaker 7 Oh, my God. But you can see the CTE that he got instantly through the phone.

Speaker 10 I don't know if you guys saw my photography. Like, sometimes I get my friends to video of me when we're hanging out.

Speaker 10 Like, I don't make juju zoos, but my friend was riding his bike with me and trying to video me.

Speaker 10 And he was doing it with one hand while trying to get going started.

Speaker 10 And he just, and I'm like, and I'm like, yeah, you know, the thing is, you know, Justin Bieber. And he just, pow! And then there was like a laugh.

Speaker 10 Like, you could hear me kind of chuckle at his misfortune. And then it's like, one, one thousand, two, one thousand.
You okay?

Speaker 9 But that is the thing, isn't it? Because falling is always funny.

Speaker 7 But if it's somebody you care about,

Speaker 9 you gotta have an R U okay in there you know you have to we're gonna break up okay yeah

Speaker 7 right

Speaker 7 and before we get out of here we got unrival season coming up man finally upon us the wnba got drama on drama miss alex just this uh reported that the league is now open to a strike they can strike if necessary now so i mean

Speaker 7 A lot going on with the W. But the Unrivaled League is in full effect on January.
And you already know the kids going to be reporting live on that. You got to know if you don't know already.

Speaker 7 And final

Speaker 7 is my squad. No matter what, I don't give a damn about none of nothing.
I'm

Speaker 7 putting my flag down. I'm choosing the side.
I know we got Paige this year. We got a lot of exciting.
You feel me? On Breeze. We got my,

Speaker 7 bro, in a league where... Tasha Cloud

Speaker 7 and Tiffany Hayes, my favorite player ever, is literally on the same team with the miss.

Speaker 7 It's not enough, man. That's my second favorite team, but I'm rolling with the vinyl, man.
Like, bro, big Erica Wheeler. Big Courtney Williams.
Big Ryan Howard, man.

Speaker 7 Big Ray Burrell.

Speaker 7 Big B. Jizza.
Brittany Griner. And guess who else? D'Erica Hambig.
Come on, man. Y'all already know what's going on.
If you see me,

Speaker 7 this is what I'm about this year.

Speaker 7 We're getting that chill this year, too. We almost got it last year.
But hey, man, lock in, man. Who your team, sis?

Speaker 10 I'm Team Breeze. I'm Team Get the Baddies.
Team, get the baddies. A bunch of girls that'll take your girl and your guy and get buckets in the meantime.

Speaker 10 If you don't know who's on that squad, just look it up and you can see, yeah, show take your girl, she'll take your girl, show take your girl, show take your guy and your girl, and maybe turn your girl out.

Speaker 7 Take my damn girl. You can stay a hell away from my damn girl.
I know that part, but neither here nor there. Come on, man.
Vinyl, I see y'all, man.

Speaker 7 Y'all got to know ain't nothing going down this year without me supporting y'all, man.

Speaker 7 And speaking of support and nothing going down, this show can't go down without the support of every single listener that's listening right now under the sound of my voice.

Speaker 7 Whoever and wherever you are, we thank you so much, bruh. Any last words before we got here, sis?

Speaker 10 Love Juju, love Miami, love Unrivaled, and most importantly, love Miss Rebecca Dylan and the fans.

Speaker 10 Without y'all, what the hell are we?

Speaker 7 You feel me? Lock in with us next Tuesday. Same bad time.

Speaker 10 Same bad channel.

Speaker 7 Lock in. Go vinyl.

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