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We've got return guest, the lovely Ollie.

Hi, Ollie.

Happy to have you back.

And a brand new guest, Gerard.

Thank you so much for joining us.

Hello.

Hi, everybody.

Hello.

It's my first time here.

I was a little bit nervous joining here at first because I didn't watch the first episode.

So I was like, I was just like,

I mean, I was just

not a second.

I'm like, I'm like, okay, I want to be surprised what the vibe is going to be like.

Like,

this is going to be like my first impression of all of you is what I thought, you know?

Like, okay, let's see.

Let's see, because Ollie's here.

And so it's probably fun.

And, and we're talking with Jesse here.

And like,

yeah, it was like a, and dodger like i really i i'm i'm like were you looking at their notes

no i was like shit turns over hand and

i was hold on it's smudge i'm so sorry i'm just happy i was included that was great

i was i i suddenly forgot dodger's name because i

news segment like kind of threw me off i was like happy so much no it's totally fine no i'm not offended and this isn't sarcastic dodger no dodger dodger yes yes i'm so sorry what yeah

i remember what we talked about and it was the easter okay

that's what matters i remember actually what matters point of point

ever was about easter yes yeah point of order this is important to me before we establish the the the hierarchical structure of this podcast and who talks over who i have questions here

now ollie in your background i I see a dress that you have worn many times before, and I assume those are dirty magazines next to the bed.

No, they're not.

What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure that's what that is.

However, Gerard,

what is happening behind you?

What are you, what is going on there?

Oh,

oh,

you don't, oh,

you don't need to, you don't need to know about that.

You don't need to know.

Drop the lore.

Jesse is asking you, and you're not even answering.

Drop the lure.

Okay, fine.

So, um, all right.

So, I am a part of a unit called Armis and I belong in Holostars, a branch from Hololive, Hololive Productions.

And, uh, yeah, behind me are my members from Holostars.

Here, here they are.

Like,

one is from Tempest, and I am from Armis.

They are a rival group of Armis because Tempest is a guild group that is focused on being heroes, while we are scoundrels from the Badlands, South Elysium.

And yeah, we just have like a difference in opinion on how we should save the world or whatever.

They're saving it in

the most courteous way, in a heroic way.

But we do things on our own terms.

We are Armist.

We are bounty hunters, and we only save people by earning money.

Yes, if there's only monetary value bounty hunter group, yes, we are.

Okay.

Bounty hunter, monster hunter, assassin, and also

a puppeteer.

Call it.

Yeah.

My members are like Crimson Ruse, Octavio, and Gold Bullet, and also Octavio.

Oh, shit.

Me, me, me.

Me, Crimson Ruse, Gold Bullet, Octavio.

It's the four of us.

Four awesome bounty hunting unit group.

Nation.

Yeah, me, because I'm the leader.

I'm the leader.

Another question, though.

Ollie,

you, are you part of any secret organizations that you know about?

Oh, I'm a high school girl who raised from the dead.

Hi.

So, all right, so again, let me just, let me just.

And you have, and you have a horn, which is amazing.

Here's my question.

High school girl raised from the dead, living in a beautiful home.

Meanwhile, organization of evil, I'm sorry,

not necessarily good, but still trying to achieve good results.

Not evil.

Not evil.

We're not living in

a shack.

That's questionable, not evil.

Sure, but

whenever you're doing, it clearly isn't paying off because you live in a shack

in the middle of the forest.

I don't know what's going on.

Or a basement.

Not everybody is willing to pay, Jesse.

Okay, it's hard out here.

Oh, are you reinvesting the money back?

Reputation isn't that much of a, you know,

isn't that really great?

Because

why pay for us if there's heroes to do it for free?

You know, it's kind of hard nowadays.

Like, oh, come on.

Like, come on, guys.

You're kind of broke, honestly.

You're just looking for excuses.

You're using, you're using an oil.

Is that whale oil?

What is in that lamp?

The hell are you?

What's going on over there?

We live in a poor place, okay?

It's called a bad land.

Our government is corrupt as hell.

And

yeah,

the electricity prices here are so high

so

we're just

your internet connection's fantastic though, yeah.

So

shout out to that.

I guess

I'm just stealing internet for my neighbor, you know.

We have

really not shrugging off the villain like you really are evil,

diabolical

stealing someone's Wi-Fi.

If the internet, I swear, was like, you know, jumping up and down, I'd be just like knocking on the door.

Hey, did you pay your bills yet, bro?

Did you pay your bills yet?

I'm streaming here, buddy.

Come on.

Jesus.

I was going to,

at the very start of this, I was going to say we so rarely have two people on at the same time.

Oh, really?

Clearly know each other really well.

I was going to say

it would be fun if you guys introduced each other because I know that would have been a nightmare, but I feel like I feel like you've sort of been introduced now, Gerard.

Oh, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I still say they should do this.

Okay, so I want to know what those introductions would be.

Okay, then, Gerard, how would you introduce Ollie to everyone?

Ollie's a zombie and a bitch.

That's it.

Okay,

rebuttal.

I see.

I see where it goes.

You've got the charge.

The ball is really low.

The gauntlet has been thrown.

Ollie, this is my moment to shine.

I have had enough of your tyranny.

You might call me a tyrant, but you, you have, you have humiliated me long enough on the internet.

I am so fed up with you.

This is the perfect time to have an audience for that.

You have made my life so miserable ever since we collabed with each other.

Mm-hmm.

Doctors, tell me whenever it's my turn, okay?

It's your turn.

Yeah, go for it.

Oh, yeah.

So, Gerard, I don't really know the guy.

We're not so close, but he was pregnant with my child one time.

He's like that.

Oh, my God.

He has kidney stones.

Shut up.

See, I see I'm even, I'm a, that's all.

You thought, I did want to bring it up, but then you started calling me a bitch.

So you know what?

I only said that.

I only said one thing.

And what did you say you said more than enough?

Okay, fine.

Then

I guess we can say that we're even now.

I'm not so sure about that.

The stream isn't over yet.

I'm not so sure about that.

Yeah, a lot of time to go.

There's plenty of time to fill.

That's so true.

This could go either way, really.

But

what are you going to do?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I shouldn't be venting out my emotions right now

in a different channel.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

He may be sorry, but I'm not because he's a bigger bitch.

I'll suck it up for now.

I'll suck it up for now.

I'll get back to you soon.

Anyways, podcast.

You have to wait until

we're not even thinking about it.

Got to just throw it out there when we're not ready, you know?

The impact.

Yeah.

What have you guys been up to?

What have you guys been playing?

How's life?

Oh, playing.

Have you got anything?

Ollie, have you been playing anything?

I remember those.

Shit, because I haven't been playing anything this week, but I'm going to play Devil May Cry tomorrow.

Yeah, it's like a hot topic nowadays because it's like they had like a recent like uh netflix series like that came out and it kind of made me like oh shit i want to i suddenly want to play it now because like um they made a series out of it and i enjoyed the series like there there is a controversy out there that's like uh it's different from the main source but i enjoyed the series that uh regardless i i love the series and i i've seen like uh some devil may cry like um what do you call this um uh spoilers already but i'm i'm fine with both mediums i enjoy both mediums and uh you know it won't kill my hype for the game because uh i think it's cool i think it's badass you know, whether it's different source material.

I love it.

I love it.

There's always different types of depictions in different types of media.

And

I won't

waste my opportunity of playing it, you know, because we have perms for it.

I'll play it tomorrow.

But yeah, I'm excited for that one.

And he's literally me because I have both guns and I'm a badass.

And I'm super bad.

Hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Which one?

Yeah, yeah.

Them are just the facts.

Which one one are you playing?

You playing the new Devil May Cry or you're going all the way back to the first one?

One, the first one.

Devil May Cry 1.

2001.

Because I can't wait to talk that sounds like it'd be fun.

Yeah.

I am not going to be playing Devil May Cry.

I mean, Devil May Cry 5, they say it's okay to play it as it is or something.

But I want to try to 1 first.

Because I think that's what people recommend the most.

Play the 1 so you get to have

the lore of everything.

And then I'll climb my way up to 2, three and then yeah the rest is history i really am interested in playing it you know jordan it just might

fill your dark soul with light oh yeah oh yeah i'm gonna leave it at that

okay and let the internet take it from there internet

he's yours now what why

why why don't that means i don't know what that means you're this is one of those scenes where there's like really eerie music and someone's standing and just falls into a crowd of people

I don't know what kind of game I'm getting myself into.

It's just a fun game.

It's just a fun game, right?

It's not that funny.

It's just a fun game.

At a certain point, you will realize what I mean and you will say that, Jesse, and it'll be a good moment.

But until then,

enjoy it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, for real, for real.

I'll definitely take my time, especially because I stream for like 11 hours.

So like, how, how long is a Devil May Cry 1 if you like play it in its entirety?

How long usually is like the runtime for that?

Let's look on how long

yeah, the first one's not that long.

I don't okay, let's go!

I can finish it!

I can finish it!

I can finish it, and then I can go to two, three, whatever.

Yeah, I just believed you immediately because

if you're streaming for 11 hours,

why would I not believe the guy who's writing the news?

It's okay.

First off, hold on.

Copying from websites the news.

I didn't write it, I just made it.

Okay, because you said you were writing it.

You know, no one called you outwards.

There's no reason for you to add yourself.

Okay.

First game, main story takes six hours.

If you want to complete everything, it'll take like 17-ish, it looks like.

Oh, shit!

That's good.

That's good.

So you could crush it in a day, it sounds like, with your

fucking God.

Let's go.

Okay.

I'm hyped.

I'm hyped.

Depends on like how many times I die, though.

Holy shit.

I'm not really good at combos.

I'm not really much of a gamer because I try like those combo type of games and I'm not really good.

But, you know, I'll see what sticks.

I hope I can cheese it.

You know, there's like a combo that insta-kills everybody.

I hope I can exploit that or whatever.

Let's see.

I bet there's a mod like that.

Oh, what the fuck?

No, I'm not.

Nah, nah, I'm here for pure skill, baby.

Pure skill.

You sounded too excited for me to believe that.

A mod?

I mean, I mean.

I'm a hard worker.

I love, like, I may not be a gamer, but I

hyperfixiate on things.

Like, I remember the last time when I played with Ollie, I was like when she invited me to play like a, I don't know if it was me or her that invited me to play Apex.

I was like super hype fixed, hyperfixiated in that like, I want to carry her so bad.

And I played Apex for like a week straight.

just so I could like, you know, go toe-to-toe with Ollie and like not be a burden.

So I ended up playing like Apex every single day.

And then during the time when

we collabed, I was doing okay.

And I refused to stream my POV because I didn't want to suck.

I only wanted a POV on her side because, uh, shit, I don't want people to see me fucking suck at like pointing and shooting.

So, uh, yeah, I hyperfixiate.

And if it's, if it's good with me, I'll try my best, okay?

What?

Yes, Dissy, yeah, yes, this

Holly, was he a burden?

Um, we couldn't even play one game.

The ping was too high.

No, I think you're confusing it with the time when we were were like playing with

Fleon.

Remember that?

The ping was literally so high, we had to switch to a different game.

That also, yeah, but that also happened last time.

No, we were playing only the two of us, if I remember correctly.

So are you saying I'm remembering incorrectly?

I remember we had a fun time.

Were you not having

a remote together?

You were only remembering the thing.

It's fine.

It's okay.

Yeah.

If you guys have something that you guys would like to say, then

feel free.

No comments.

Oh, no.

Nothing.

I have nothing to say.

Something to say?

Like what?

Yeah, what do you mean?

What do you, what do you,

yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did I

y'all, am I losing, am I losing my mind?

Hold on.

Every time I look over at your screen, Ollie, I see something new and it trips me out.

So wait, hold on.

Did you have a mask in your hand and now it's on your head?

And now you have...

Is that T on you?

Was that always there?

Am I...

Are you messing with me right now?

Dude, you need to.

I think you need some tea.

It's way too early for you.

Are you okay?

What time did you like this?

This feels like gaslighting.

You need something.

Here, let me pass it up to you.

Drink my hand.

Where am I at?

Where am I at?

Is that the right way?

Wait, hold on her.

Friggin' her.

Oh my fucking God.

So good.

Delicious.

That's how I drink tea, apparently.

Because it's so hot.

You got to

smooch that tea.

I envy you guys on drinking tea because in my place right now, it's just so fucking humid.

I can never drink coffee, like hot coffee and then hot tea now.

Scale issues.

I can't, I can't.

Everyone gets it.

South Elysium

sales.

But hey, we have the jeans to handle the heat, but I don't, okay?

I can't, I can't.

I'm already in a suit and you want me to drink coffee?

No way.

No way.

Please, it'll burn me.

I sweat so easily.

I swear to God.

Like whenever I go outside, it's like

I was born with an air conditioning, okay?

There's air conditioning in my house every single time.

No way am I gonna just drink coffee.

No.

No, no, no.

But is it is is it fake that like when you drink hot things and you're in a hot place, it helps your body deal with the heat better?

Is that yeah, is that real?

That's real.

Hold up, I gotta look it up.

I don't know.

I don't know if that's real, but like the concept, right, is that your internal temperature is warmer, and so the heat outside doesn't matter.

Then, why did Monster Hunter say otherwise?

What is going on here?

What?

Why did Monster Hunter?

I ask that all the time.

See, whatever.

It's not real.

It's not real.

You're making things up.

You're making things up.

Is it real, Jess?

Tell me it's real because that's what I believe.

Fact check.

Fact check.

Wow.

Okay.

Apparently, drinking warm fluids causes the body to react by cooling itself.

Drinking a hot beverage in hot weather can paradoxically lead to a cooling effect.

To cool.

Negatives equals a positives.

Is that the sort of thing?

I guess that's what it's saying.

The body's response to a hot drink, which is to increased sweating, can lead to more heat being lost than gained from the beverage, effectively cooling the body.

However,

however, in humid conditions, the sweat may not evaporate, negating the cooling effect.

See, humid, it doesn't even work here.

It doesn't work.

There's no point.

Scale issue, my ass.

It doesn't even work.

I walked away during the part that said I was wrong.

So

she didn't hear it.

She was not here.

Well, you were right, except for one area.

If it's very humid, then it doesn't count.

But everywhere else, it does.

Oh, okay.

All right.

So, yeah.

It's always sticky here.

The sticky feeling is what annoys me.

My goodness.

But anyway, I think I forgot.

I think, I think,

what did you play any games like this week or at all or anything?

Oh, oh, it's my turn.

Oh, finally.

So you already go.

It's your time!

Take the stage!

Okay, so lately, I've been seeing a lot of...

There's this thing called menhera in the Japanese culture.

It means...

Menhera is basically like an abbreviation for mental health.

It means someone who's not in the best place mentally and usually that goes for the girls.

And there's this icon.

There's this Menhera representative, I guess I would say.

Her name is Kay Angel.

She came from this game called

Needy What's it called?

Streamer Overload or something?

Yeah, Needy Streamer Overload.

Yeah,

played it.

That was game's peak.

Yeah, and the thing was, I only played it a little bit back then, and I didn't actually understand what it was, so I actually went back again.

So far, I'm only 48% towards the

collection of endings, but it's really, really interesting.

So, you know, I've been learning a lot.

are you gonna play it again though because i've been spoiling on something

can i leave to collab real quick please

i'm i'm asking for permission i'm asking for permission no spoilers yeah okay

all right okay all right all right

can you describe this i'm looking at the game and i can't tell based on what it is if it is

Super cute or a secret horror game.

I do not like what is the vibe of this game.

It's both.

Because you get to take care of them.

You can't do it.

You have to have the literature club kind of vibes.

Yeah.

There's different sort of endings on

how you interact with

your girlfriend.

And then, yeah,

horrors happen.

Yeah, but

it's not like ghost horror.

It's not like horror where you suddenly.

Not scary buddy or anything.

It's just like, oh my God, like a shock.

Psychological horror.

Yeah.

Okay.

So not like Slay the Princess.

No, no, no.

Slay the

In the same general space, but not like it.

Like, it's weird.

I guess you could say that.

Yeah, I mean, it has choices, but it's more in a phone format, I guess, because you're texting.

Like,

yeah, you're texting your girlfriend and like she's a streamer.

So in order for her to stream properly, you need to like, you know, go on dates with her and buy her gifts or something.

And like, what do you call this?

Yeah, just generally take care of her mental health because if her mental health decreases, like it affects the entire gameplay, it affects the entire like choices and like the ending of

what's going to happen.

So this would not be the game to play if I so I have a thing I like to do with dating Sims or FMV games.

You have to date people or things like that, where I take only advice from dudes on the internet on how to date women and use that in the game.

So this would not be the game for that.

This would not

no, no.

No.

I use it by my first ending in Needy Streamer Overload was: I actually turned her way too normal.

Like, she wasn't able to stream anymore.

And apparently, that was a bad ending.

I was able to take care of her.

Her mental health.

She was fine.

Her, everything.

I loved her.

I loved her.

Okay.

And apparently, that was a bad ending.

What did I do?

What is the thing?

I still love her too much.

I care for you.

Like, don't stream too much, okay?

Don't stream too much.

Think about her career.

Think about your mental health.

I mean, she was earning money, okay?

She was earning money, but turns out it's still bad.

I don't know.

What did I do?

You want to know my first ending from that game?

Yeah, well.

I fucked her too much.

She became a sex maniac.

Oh, my God.

And then she's having withdrawals.

I'm like, you need to have sex with me, please.

Please.

Oh, my God.

What is this?

I am more interested in this game than I ever have been before.

This game sounds great.

Yeah, I refused to mention that part, but yeah, she said it.

So I'm on.

There you go.

Yeah, it's a very interesting game.

It's purely optional, but sure.

It makes her happy anyway.

You said, take it out.

It has anime girls.

So fun.

Yeah, I didn't play it because I didn't know if it would be like.

Yeah, that's a streamer girlfriend simulator.

If you can take Airborne, yeah, that's it.

Yeah, I didn't know really like where the game was going to go or what the subject matter was going to be.

And I was like, I don't know if I want to play a game that's about trying to date a streamer.

I feel like it might weird me out too much.

I mean, I guess that's the, that's the appeal of it.

Like, what, what would happen if you have like a partner who's like a streamer, you know?

Like, what kind of life would you be?

Because you're not going to be on

the camera.

Your significant other is going to be on the camera and receiving like a lot of, oh, yeah, because you're going to be moderating her chat as well.

You're going to be, um, you know, checking for bad comments.

And if those bad comments go through, it'll affect her mental health.

Yeah, so uh, it's that kind of dynamic that you have between like um between you and the character that's in the game.

But what if your attitude is like, hey,

enjoy the stream, don't look at chat, lady.

And uh, if you see a bad comment,

she'll look anyway, she doesn't care.

You gotta remember, she's not in the best place in the head.

She can't listen to those.

Like at the start, at the beginning of the game, she's not in a good place.

Okay.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

That's why you're there as a boyfriend to support her.

Question.

Are you the boyfriend up until that?

Have you been dating for a while?

I was also wondering this.

The start of the game starts with, you know, the boyfriend starting to live with the girlfriend and the girlfriend's like, okay, I'm going to start my YouTubing journey, so you better support me real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa,

you've been dating for a while, and then she just decides I'm going to do YouTube now.

Is that the thing?

Yeah.

Yeah, and then they live together.

Yeah, full-time.

Why did she decide to do this?

I don't, I have no idea.

We don't have the lore for that.

Is there an ending?

Is there an ending where we stop it from happening before it began?

Yeah, is there an ending where it's like, baby, you don't need random people on the internet to praise you.

You're good with who you are, and I love you for who you are.

And you can, if you want to do this because you want to do it, great.

But like, if you do it because you want strangers on the internet to love you, that's a different thing.

You can have a whole conversation.

And she's like, you know what?

You're right.

I'm going to go back to school and become a scientist.

That's my ending.

That's my ending.

That's too normal.

I made her too normal.

And that was a bad ending because the goal, apparently, was to make her the ultimate streamer.

That's the goal.

Yeah, she needed to reach like 10 million subs.

No, she's that's she's definitely gonna have some issues.

There's nothing to do with that.

That's it.

10 million?

No, she's that's poor girl.

She's done.

No.

I mean, that's good, right?

I mean,

I got my super rich girlfriend to take care of me.

That is the goal.

That's the goal.

Yeah.

Like, I want a sugar mommy to take care of me.

me.

Thank you very much.

We're all on the same page.

Yeah.

I'd rather live in a basement and she'd throw cans of food at me like, oh,

oh, no, my version is I'm in like short shorts.

And when she gets home from her, like, big money job, she slaps my butt.

She's like, you make me dinner?

I'm like,

baby.

Yeah, I'll cook for her.

I'll clean the house.

I don't care.

Yeah, I support her wholeheartedly.

If she can maintain this awesome lifestyle that we have, please.

I want to be the eye candy.

Yeah, I want to show up and like yeah this this big dumb idiot's with me i'm like hello i'm the beautiful one that's what i want that's the dream yeah that's the dream you you get the dream you get you get the idea

yep

well

okay there we go there we go there we go we're fixed okay there we go i was wondering where my face went It's all sorted.

It's all sorted.

We're good.

We're good.

We're good.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

I think, yeah, because the ping, how's the ping in your issue?

In your area?

Is it okay?

You're all looking totally fine.

I changed the

location, the region, if you will.

Okay.

And now

it's smooth.

It's looking good now.

Great, great.

No, the issue was all of the cameras get messed up if somebody leaves the call.

Oh.

So at this part.

Look what you did.

It is my fault now.

God.

You left.

You look literally.

You won.

You just did.

Stop making that pose!

Stop making the absolute cinema pose!

I'm so sick of it!

You just did.

What?

It is cinema.

What's happening on the stream is cinema after all.

Like, I'm enjoying my time here.

I need to know.

Ollie, are you ever going to put that mask on?

Or is it just going to move from here to here?

Because

I need to know.

Does it go on?

Does it go on?

Oh, my God.

No, you know what?

Take it off.

Take it off.

I made a mistake.

Leave it on.

I'm making terrible mistakes.

Leave it.

Nope.

Nope.

I dug too deep and too greedily.

I really screwed that up.

I'm so sorry.

I see it on your face this entire time.

You're like, yeah, we're going to put it on.

Am I not going to put it in?

That was a mistake.

Oh, my God.

Guys?

Oh, my goodness.

But what about you guys?

Ready.

Have you guys been playing anything?

Yeah, both, both of us, I think, have played a lot of blueprints.

Oh, I've been hearing so much about blueprints.

What is that?

I only know it's like a puzzle-solving thing.

What is it about?

Do you want to talk about it?

Jesse, oh my goodness, you're a better pitcher than me by far.

Because everyone was like hyped up about it.

I saw it like yesterday on IGN.

Like, there's a trailer about it.

And then, uh, shit, what is this?

Like, oh my god, it's finally released.

Like, what is it?

What's the hype about it?

What is it?

So, the concept of the game, the like framework, is that your great

uncle

had a magical mansion and he has left this mansion, his titles, his assets, everything to you in the event of his death.

Inheritance.

Yes.

So you're his great nephew,

Simon, and you're left that.

Yes, and you're left the house and everything with the stipulation that it is only yours if you can find the secret 46th room.

So this house every single day rebuilds itself.

What?

With

yeah.

And so you basically are like a magical architect.

And you go into the house each day and you decide which rooms go where in this house with the intention of eventually

it's like each room has different information, different items, and you try to put items and clues together to figure out what order of rooms do I need to do?

What things do I need to use where in order to find this secret 46th room?

So that's the concept.

So it's a little rogue because you reset each day.

Whoa, like Bellatro or something.

Yeah, it's, yeah, you like reset.

So you start, you start from scratch each day, but you have you know, whatever you've learned in your brain.

Oh, um, okay.

So, Jesse and I had played the demo, and I think, Jesse, you had started playing the game last week, and I hadn't started actually playing the full game yet.

I think so.

I mean, I started playing it the day it came out last, I think, last Thursday.

Um, yeah, though you may have more hours in it than me by now, I'm only on day

14, I think.

Are there any limits to the day?

Day 40?

14.

14.

So,

like, the best way I can describe this is on day one, you enter this mansion and it explains to you that there's grounds you can go look around outside.

And outside, there's a button, like there's your camp where your tent is because the letter that you're breaking.

You're allowed to sleep in the house.

Yeah, you're not allowed to sleep in the house.

Because I guess it resets.

And part of me is like, what happens if you do sleep in that house?

Yeah, do you just vanish?

I have no clue.

That house is for me.

Why can't I sleep inside it?

You have to earn it.

You have to get to the 46th room and earn it.

So what

do you think?

Let me have the house.

You're dead.

Give me the house.

You got to earn it.

So it's a weird...

The entire thing, to describe this as a simple puzzle game, you could, but it's also got layers

to the point where if...

We were to have this conversation, let's say both of you play it, and then the four of us came together in a month's time i promise you each of us would have a different experience describing the game when i talk about the game with with like people playing everyone playing it has like

different ways of describing what they're doing because you unlock

procedurally generated like uh every single day

Well, because it's um, so like the way it works is you enter, like, the first room has three doors.

And when you go to one of the doors, three schematics, three blueprints come up, these plans, and you select which room is in the next one.

And in that room

could be a key or a gem, which is used to craft certain rooms or money or maybe like an item that you can use to do something with.

And as you start making rooms, eventually you'll hit dead ends or you'll hit, you know, weird mysteries that you simply cannot solve.

You don't know how to solve the puzzle yet.

And so maybe that's day one ends.

You run out of steps, for example, because you only have 50 steps to start.

Ah, like honey pop.

Sorry.

I guess.

Sorry.

I love these points of reference that the folks of you are throwing out.

They're very funny.

Yeah.

So you have these steps and the steps, you only have 50.

But the thing is, if you come back for day two, day three,

day four,

whatever the case may be, you unlock more and more and more to the point where maybe you can get 70 steps.

Or maybe when you start the next day, you get free money to spend or you get like an extra gem or something so it builds upon itself so the more you play the easier it becomes but what you realize the more you play is that really it's not becoming easier it's becoming more in-depth to the point where every room you discover something oh my god as an example this game is not for me my brain is already malfunctioning from oh there's a whole math section that makes it

a dartboard

It's a dartboard and you have to do math, but it's not math that you think like normal math.

It's like, okay, so I gotta do, well, how do I do this?

And, but if you get, if you solve it, you get keys or a security card or different things you can interact with stuff.

And it makes, again, the game easier.

And it gets easier and easier.

But that said, the more you understand, the more you're like, hold up.

What is this game, actually?

I will simply say the last time I played, I unlocked four torches.

And those four torches led me to a place that had nothing to do with the game that I was playing.

And I was like, what?

what?

Exactly.

It was dark or something.

Exactly.

For what?

What do I even need those things for?

Great question.

I still don't really know.

I just know that I ended up in a place.

When have you been playing a game?

Google.

10, maybe?

Sub-10.

And you still don't.

That's long.

10 hours.

I will tell you this right now.

I have talked with people who have put in 30, 40 hours, and they're still discovering things because, again, this is a game where you can very finally beat it.

Yeah.

Like, not everyone knows about it.

Like, that's cool.

That's like, it's like whenever there's new games that, like, come out, I'm like really excited to play because nobody really knows until you like actually find out and like until there's like Reddit posts about like, okay, guys, so here's the thing.

And then, oh, shit.

Yeah.

That's the, that's the beauty of like new games for me is like, nobody really knows.

I guess Blueprints.

Yeah, I might have to check it out.

I might, I might check it out because of how intricate this is.

I'll have to, like, I'll have to see if we have perms for it, but holy shit, that looks cool.

Also, I'll throw out there, I think the math puzzles are fun.

Math puzzles!

Give us an example.

What kind of math problems did you like

experienced?

It's not a real.

It's a dartboard, like Jesse said.

Yeah, what did you experience like from your run?

Well, hmm.

So basically,

imagine a dartboard, and on the dartboard, you have the numbers around the outside.

And basically,

the first round of darts is a number will be highlighted.

And all you do is click that number.

It's not that hard.

The next round,

it'll have the number plus something else on the dartboard.

And I can't remember off the top of my head what the color options are, but it's like if you don't want to spoil it anyway, but yeah, but there's like four different colors, and it's

each one is plus, minus, multiply, or divide.

And once you figure out what those colors mean, you can then do the math.

It's not, you're not doing equations or anything, but you can do the math.

Great, great.

That's what I was worried about.

And then when you solve it, you get rewards.

And those rewards can be awesome or totally useless.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a very good idea.

That's an interesting game.

Interesting, interesting.

It's really cool.

Yeah.

Does that have an ending, though?

Does it?

Like, you just have to get the 46th room or something?

I have no idea.

I'm eight hours in, so I think.

Do you?

I don't want to spoil it already.

I'm simply saying,

no, I haven't beaten it.

I haven't gotten to the 46th room, but I know enough to know now that, like,

it's deeper than you think.

Okay.

All right.

Might actually give it a shot.

Looks a bit more.

There's something going on, and I, and I'm.

I'm hoping it gets real weird.

So I'm excited.

Wait, what's the genre of this thing?

Is it psychological horror?

It's not horror.

There's nothing scary about it.

Rug-like puzzle.

Oh, okay.

I see, I see.

Although it may be psychological horror.

I don't know.

Yeah.

If you want to like engage with the lore, which I think does eventually matter in how you play the game, there's a lot of stuff to read and look at.

I just discovered, I'm not going to spoil what it is.

I'm not, I'm very vague about this, but just give you an example.

I'm maybe 10 hours in and I just discovered a puzzle that requires I have knowledge from other things in the house.

And those other things in the house are randomly in some rooms, a certain thing will spawn and you need to know where that is on the grid of rooms to go back and do the puzzle that is in the other.

And I was like, what?

So you just have to know.

So you basically just have to take notes.

So I have a whole word document of notes over here on this other monitor.

That's this.

Yeah, that's what this is.

I'm now wondering if that's the puzzle I'm currently working on.

Did you get the doctor?

Did you do the four torches?

No.

Then no.

So then no.

I have one torch.

So the torches is very relevant.

I mean, it's, there's a lot of

interesting things going on in this game that, again, based on how you solve it and how you're figuring stuff out, there will be come into chat and be like, yo, did Jesse figure out the X puzzle yet?

And I'm like, I didn't even know that was a puzzle.

You make my chat shut the fuck up.

We have a huge pinned message while I'm playing this game.

It's like, just don't, just don't, don't.

Just sit there.

Is mine like backseating or nah?

With a game like this,

a game like this, I'm really strict about it.

I'm like, don't, don't, don't tell me anything unless I'm like struggling and ask for help.

I don't know.

I will always ask for help.

Me too, but they never give it to me.

Oh my God, we have the opposite principle.

I mean, I think it's like a very new enough game.

So I think not a lot of people might actually be able to help because it is like a

different thing every single day, right?

So they probably don't know what you're dealing with.

So it's kind of hard to probably help you out.

Because they probably haven't experienced that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, aside from a few minor spoilers.

Holy shit.

So i'm just gonna have to use my brain power fuck i'm doomed i'm doomed

unless there's like a what happens what happens though can you can you

what what can you see this this is just all screenshots i've taken of the game of puzzles

i'm there's so many there's so many things to find

anything that is a note any because i'm convinced based on just what i played so far anything could be a clue so i'm like snap snap snap like my

crazy.

No,

that requires extra effort.

That's good.

That's good.

But at the same time, fuck, will I be able to?

Oh, God.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I would, I would give it a shot.

I would give it a shot, honestly.

It's not interesting.

Do I have a blast?

Yeah, yeah.

And just like being able, I have the satisfaction of like, because I'm dumb.

And oh, bless you.

Bless you, buddy.

Thank you.

I said it first.

I said it first.

Oh, my God.

Whatever.

Can we really quickly, I must stress, in chat, the first thing I saw was grandpa calls photo screenshots.

And I just want to say

that got me.

That made me laugh real hard.

That got me.

Kids these days.

Oh, my goodness.

Shakespeare.

Dude, oh my gosh, actually, it's a fucking laugh track.

Always.

This actually applies to blueprints.

I was, when I was playing earlier, I was trying to figure out a puzzle that I was doing and I looked up old timey phone.

And it was because I'm trying to gauge how people would search up a phone from when I was a kid.

I was like, how old

are the phones that I grew up with?

If I type in old timey phone, am I going to find it?

And it turns out no.

And that made me feel a little bit better.

So I was trying to find like phones with like the T9, like where there's the number and then three letters.

I was like, I just, I can't remember which letters are on which numbers.

Don't look at me like that, Jesse.

We are almost the same age.

I'm not sure.

Well, I'm not sure I understand.

No, I'm not sure I understand what your objective was.

Because I had

like a cell phone or like a corded,

yeah.

but not rotary not rotary whatever ones that would hang on the wall the beep beep boop boop boop but then i realized it would be the same as the old t9 texting phones so yes yeah i've magic

oh god dodger we're so old so

t9 t9 was a reference for phones that would have like a tactile number system and is that like the the the circular thing like you have to turn it all the way down and then it will go back to like no no no no no that's rotary that's rotary.

That's what Jesse was talking about before no so like when you had like a flip cell phone and you would have all of the numbers and they'd be individual buttons each button would correspond to three letters so you could text

you could text without looking at it if you knew which number your finger was on.

Oh like one two three four like it's only up to nine right and there's like ABCs yes that exactly

why are you?

Why are you black and white?

What do you mean, kids?

It's me, Grandpa, over here talking about T9 phones.

The best phones there ever were.

We're young, young at heart, young at heart, young at heart.

That's right.

Not young at heart, I am, you whippersnappers.

This podcast squeezes chances of being called young.

No,

that's right.

Broadcasting all the way from 1914.

So nice to be here.

That's not helping your case at all.

What kind of phones were in 1914?

You had to call the operator and get down in the 06.

They were this.

Hello.

Operator.

Hello.

This is how we used the phones back in my day.

Excuse me.

Operator, can you patch me through to Jesse Cox?

Yeah.

It was that.

It was that phone.

Oh, my God.

I need to talk to Teddy Roosevelt, Mr.

President.

Get the rough writers together.

We've got to mount up.

Operator, take me to Wall Street.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the one.

That's it.

That's the one.

Nailed it.

Nailed it.

Nailed it.

What a good.

That's good.

I liked it.

It was fun.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Jesse, what else have you been playing, buddy?

Oh, boy.

Last night, even though it was a sponsor stream, I really want to shout this game out because it feels very old.

Speaking of old man Jesse, if you are from the like

generation of early 2000s gamers, you know that RTS games were all the rage.

Everyone loved an RTS.

What's an RTS?

Tempest Rising.

I was about to ask.

Real-time strategy.

Real-time strategy.

The most famous ones from that would have been the original Warcraft or StarCraft.

Oh, Command Command and Conquer.

League of Legends.

Not League of Legends, but although Dota is from Wow or Warcraft, so yeah.

Oh, okay.

Technical accounts.

Technical accounts.

Yeah.

Yeah, like a, you know,

a child, like a sibling in the same area.

But

Tempest Rising is a very command and conquer coded real-time strategy game, and it is so much fun.

Does it feel like you use resources as dodo you need to chop trees or some

except in this one there's a weird cthulhu element where in the 1960s this is basically like an alternate history world where in the 1960s a uh war broke out between all the world powers and everyone was dropping nukes and in the fallout

there were holes in the earth and some weird viney tentacly thing started sprouting.

Oh shit.

And those weird viney tentacle things we use for energy.

And so that we probably shouldn't, but we are.

And so there's two factions.

There's like the,

like, we're the defense force and we're the guys who wear blue.

And then there's like the dudes who are basically the like Russian Chinese, like Eastern bloc guys.

And they're like, we're the dynasty.

And they're fighting over all of Europe, at least in what I was playing.

And it's super fun.

I love everything about this.

It feels exactly like those old games, but in an updated, more fun version.

And it has the exact same silly.

In the old ones, they used to have FMV.

So the actors would be like,

you know, real actors would show up and they'd be like, you've got to get out there and fight them, comrade.

They are drinking.

Same thing, except now it's all CG.

But it's

the exact same.

There's like a dude and he's wearing a leather jacket and he's like, we have to stop them.

They're trying to take all of our tentacle vines, comrade.

And you're like, yeah, I'll show them what's up.

It's great.

Holy shit.

So much fun.

Oh my God, living in the...

Okay, go ahead.

Maybe, I don't know.

Was the Cthulhu hot?

Here's the thing.

I don't know.

It's all tentacles.

So potentially, it's like a Schrödinger's box of hotness.

We don't know.

There could be like a sexy Cthulhu under there.

Like, you know, what was that game?

Sucker for Love?

It's possible.

Sucker for Love.

Sucker for Love.

Sucker for Love.

It's possible.

But I don't know if there is.

It could just be weird tentacles.

My hope is at certain point in the game, it branches off into that story so I can find out what the hell's going on.

But right now, it's like, these people are bad.

We should stop them.

I'm like, okay, I'll do it.

Yeah.

Fine.

So which faction is the main character or something?

None of them.

They're both basically, as far as I can tell, just trying to steal the resources of the other faction.

So I don't know if there's one that's good.

I mean, you know, both factions are responsible for kind of nuking the world.

So I don't think either of them are great.

You know, they're like, We rise from the ashes, brother.

I'm like, Yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, let me go make some tanks or something, and you can, and it's great, it's very fun.

Um, but it feels just like them in a way that you know, if you play a retro game and it makes you feel kind of like, wow, this must have been what it's like to play, except it's not, but it is like that vibe, it nails it very well.

I love it a lot.

Like the light 2K nostalgia, but it's not nostalgia.

It's reworked

right now.

Live in the color.

I get so overwhelmed by RTSs.

At this point, I just watch other people play them.

Sure.

If I want to play a strategy game, it needs, I need the pause.

I need it to stop for me and be like, what do you want to do, buddy?

Games should have pauses, please.

Please.

I want games, like pauses, like, because there's like so many games nowadays that's like, you know, super fast-paced and like um why isn't there like a pause i need to go to the bathroom at least like uh you know i need something that would that because i'm busy most of the time and i need to go to some place and you know i want a pause i know there's like a debate like uh before and like having you know you know dark souls right like uh souls like games like there's so many games out there that's like that doesn't follow uh that that follows the formula of not having a pause button with no pause

like why why like because you're going to lose the flow, but I want to go to the bathroom, though.

I want to eat something.

The flow's already gone, buddy.

I need to pee.

Yeah.

Like, I don't want to die.

I just want to go to the bathroom and just get back to it.

Come on.

It's an, it's an, I would understand if there's like, you know, if it's like an online game, obviously there's no pauses, but it's an offline game.

Please have a pause button for crying out loud.

I would want a pause button on a single player offline game where I could just chill.

I'm not here to give myself a heart attack.

I'm just here to have fun.

Where is all this masochism coming from?

I just want to fucking play a game that I can chill with for crying out loud.

Yeah, sorry for venting.

It's just like, oh God, when I heard like games, there's no pauses.

Oh my god.

Please just give me pauses.

Skill issue, bring your PC to the toilet.

I tried.

I did.

I did for one stream.

And it broke my heart.

Right.

Bring your PC to the toilet.

Yes, because I did like a membership stream where I did like a

bathroom stream.

I was in a bath and yeah, everything was splashing around.

And I was in a bathroom for about four hours, I think.

Your shack has a bathroom?

Yes.

Is it outside?

No, electricity, but they got running water, baby.

I was looking at YouTube water.

Did you bring buckets in from the well and dump it in a tub?

Yeah, they're also piping water in from the neighbors.

I brought in extensions.

It's sort of work.

I mean, as long as it works, okay?

As long as it works.

As long as there's water, a bath, and a fucking computer, it's manageable.

It's okay.

It's fine.

I would be so

look.

I'm just saying, I would be so nervous trying to stream next to water.

I know lots of people doing it.

I would understand because electricity and everything.

I would.

Because electricity.

No, no, no, no.

Thank you.

That was a very good sound effect.

Yeah, I get electrocuted a lot of times.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'm really, I know what it sounds like, Dodger.

Okay.

Did you play anything else this week, Dukes?

Did you do anything?

I played a game called Redacted.

That was

a Packer type of game.

It's like a twin stick shooter roguelike.

I played it as part of a sponsored thing for a different service.

But the game itself is way more goofy than I thought it was going to be.

It's cute.

You're like at the start of the game.

Man, I hope I don't misrepresent this game.

But from what I remember, it's you are, you're a guard.

There's a prison that has been overrun with like a zombie virus classic.

Zombie?

Yeah.

So you can.

But they're the bad guys, right?

The zombies of the bad guys.

There's a zombie that is not a bad guy.

Which one?

I don't know if that, I don't know if that fixes it.

Please don't be mad.

But you are, you're playing, you're playing as a guard who's like trying to get to an escape pod and get out of the prison.

But there are various NPCs that are basically competing to get to the escape pod first.

So it has that like, it has that roguelike element of like you're upgrading things.

You can go in with different guns, different weapons, different outfits that give you bonuses or whatever, you know.

But each time that you go in, you're going to be competing against.

one,

two, maybe more characters that you've met on previous runs who are like, bitch, I'm getting that escape pod first, right?

Which is like kind kind of a fun element because those games, a lot of times, are already hard enough.

That's what I was like, guys, we could get comfy.

How small is this escape pod, right?

Like, why

can only one of us go?

Yeah, what the fuck?

Yeah, yeah, it's uh, I've never played Callisto Protocol, Callisto, but it's in that it's in that universe.

Oh,

same universe as Callisto, Callisto Protocol?

What, yeah, same developers as uh whoa, okay.

That's interesting.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

That has been like

shit.

What was the game that was like inspired from,

you know,

shit?

What was it?

It was from the same developers.

What was it?

Space.

Shit.

What was it?

Ah, Dead Space.

Have you guys played Dead Space?

Yes.

Of course.

I love that game.

All of them.

Fantastic.

Oh, my God.

That's that.

That has been my childhood.

Like, I've never actually played Dead Space before.

I have have never touched it but i only watched it from like uh youtubers

but it's i'm really glad that they have like a you know they're still making games because i thought it was like the after that it was just like a callisto protocol and whatever i think like uh callisto protocol uh could have been like you know uh one of the best games out there like uh shit like it was it was just like from from the developers like i was hoping so much for it like god damn i i really did hope for that man

i i yeah it was just like uh

what

I went online to go look up the game and I was like, all right, so is it the same team as

Clista Protocol?

And it looks like it, but publisher-wise,

that game, Clisto Protocol, the that game Inzoy that's out right now, that you can make your character in home and all that stuff.

That's them as well.

Right.

Oh,

really?

Yeah.

But also, also, this game, and I must stress, I've never heard of this game before, and the image is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

I'm going to one, put this in our Discord chat,

and two, put it in the chat of the stream as well, because this image is amazing.

Magical, what?

Wow, what's that?

Sinpa, here, my spell

magical mic duel.

What does that mean?

I don't know what this means.

I have no idea what this is.

A microphone connected to your PC and a magical girl.

What mindset are required to play this game?

For the best experience, it is recommended to connect to the microphone directly to your PC without using any additional devices or effects.

What?

So

you just be like a magical girl, I guess.

I don't know.

I have no idea what I stumbled upon.

All of this because I said, do they really make the same game?

And they made a bunch of games, I guess.

This publisher has.

I don't know what this game is.

You cast spells using the microphone in this game, apparently.

Oh, that sounds cool.

Ooh.

Oh, it's kind of like a karaoke kind of, too.

Looking at the screenshots.

Magically duel with friends or foes.

Great.

Become the middle-aged male magical girl you've always imagined and save the world.

Duard, can I ask for the perms, please?

Thanks.

Damn, I'm going to waste my perms for this.

Okay, sure.

I mean, sure, whatever.

I mean, as long as you know, it's interesting, sure, I'll give it a shot.

I can't imagine, I can't imagine it's useful.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't imagine it's good, but like, also,

what?

Sometimes you see a game and you say,

okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just don't, I don't know how to react to this game.

But I'm glad it's ruining our chat now.

Like, okay, magical Mike duel.

But the problem is, Carvey wants it to be like Mike, like Michael, like magical Michael duel.

Like, I think that'd be more fun, but it's just a random dude named Michael who has magical girl powers.

Exactly.

His magical girl powers.

His name is Michael.

That's what I thought it was.

That is a good premise of like you are a magical girl and you are a dude who suddenly got magical girl powers.

What would you do?

I would immediately rob banks is what I would do.

If I were given any power in a world, I would immediately abuse it.

I would not save people.

No, like, no.

I would, I mean, if I did save people, I would ask them for money because I am.

Like, hero, heroing is not, is not going to be like a financially stable job.

So might as well make money out of it.

But hold on, hold on, hold on, though.

As established earlier, asking for money and bounty hunting to do the right thing is also not financially stable.

So there's why if I'm given the power to become a magical girl, I can do whatever I want.

Gwarrel.

Yes,

go Gwarrel.

Oh, you just could magical.

Like, there's no requirement for me to become a hero.

I could just be whoever I want to be.

That's how the world works, right?

Just be you just be whoever you want to be and i want to rob banks i want to steal so many things

oh wouldn't you guys come on guys that's why i'm not yeah ollie ollie what would you do with magical girl powers sespian lex

what that what huh you don't need magical girl powers for that yeah just like this late gerard could also be robbing banks yeah you're right

But I can't fly.

I can't fly.

I don't have the magical girl powers to fly.

Not all the magical girls fly.

The Sailor Scouts.

They can just jump really high so they have plenty of time to pose.

You can't jump high.

I might need the magical girl powers.

Did we break Ollie?

What is going on?

You don't have to be a magical girl just to do that.

You don't.

That's true.

Always rebooting.

It'll be fine.

It's just the amount of effort that you need to do.

Yeah, that's the only difference.

You okay over there?

You uh

you need a moment.

Ollie, I think you want to put the backback on a sudden realization.

I'll come back in a minute.

I mean, haven't you been doing that already?

What the fuck?

Ollie!

It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

I need it so much.

It's pure evil.

This is why you're failing.

Gerard, this is why your schemes are failing.

You are not.

You're not concocting schemes with a terrible visage like that.

You're not striking fear into the hearts of anyone.

People are like, you know what?

He seems like a human being.

But I want them to love me.

Yeah, Gerard is ideal handsome.

And that's what makes...

Like,

I don't want to hide my face.

Like, how would they remember me?

Here's the problem.

I don't love you, but you want to rob banks.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're like.

They can't.

It doesn't work.

You're too handsome.

That's the problem.

If you were like.

Yeah, if you were like a little rounder and green, and you had one eye that was bigger than the other eye, and your name was Grunkus, people would love you.

But they're not going to love you.

You're too handsome.

They will, because I'm handsome.

They will love me.

They will love me.

That's not all.

I would just riz whoever's in the counter.

Like, hey, can you give me a shot?

Okay, give us one Riz.

Yeah, Riz this up.

Riz this up

Please give me money

Please give me money.

I'm really broke right now.

You want

police

Hello police.

I need help

All the money

for me

At least feel sorry for me like daddy needs his money right now.

Right, okay, but what

hello uh human resources

hold on but what if you took that idea

okay yep yeah and and you changed you changed it to you were green you were green and your name was gringus and you were like

give me give me money ladies

i want some of this hello Darren.

Yes,

I'm so sorry, Grim.

Hello,

right?

You feel you feel sorry for me.

That's any better.

Yay, green.

You're ready.

Yes.

Neither of these works for me.

I'm so sorry.

All right.

Well, I tried.

They would immediately drag you to the psych ward.

No way.

No way.

No, Jesse gotta try something new.

Visually, no, visually, Jesse, I think it would have worked, but you needed to be like, please give me money,

and then they'd be like, oh, aww.

Cute and confusing.

It's like that one vine lady that goes,

oop.

Please, please, please give me money.

Please give me money

to feed me blue children, I do.

You little

children.

In me blue house.

When I play me blue prince, I do.

It's true, it is.

Are you shitting?

My smurf?

Maybe.

Gargamel?

Did you say Gargamel?

No, Gargamel didn't.

Gargamel wasn't a Smurf.

Gargamel is just this guy.

He's like, I hate Smurfs because they're blue.

I know.

That's why he was a Gargamel.

That was his whole thing.

They equivalent to calling the police.

Why are you calling the police?

Fucking smurf in the bank, please.

Oh, God.

Anyways, I guess we've learned that none of us would be very successful at robbing a bank unless we had magical girl powers.

So Gerard was proven right, unfortunately.

Hey, we need a magical magical girl powers.

I think we need to play

magical mic duel or something.

I'm going to throw that into the perms.

One of those, one of those, one of those.

Yeah.

If it was multiplayer, though, that would be.

I think it is.

I think you can.

I think you can.

Oh, no.

Get back here.

Get back here.

Ollie, you're not running away.

I think I left Avin on.

Hey, hey, get back here.

Don't you want to spend time with your co-hai?

No.

Okay, okay.

I was just asking.

Don't suck like that, ma.

Little George, he's smoking right now.

How on earth?

Did Ollie become the voice of reason in this podcast?

What just happened?

I did?

I'm proud, honestly.

What just happened?

Two chaotic forces join

in a single podcast.

One has to counter.

It's a natural order of things.

All right.

Who's going to be the crazy one?

Because it can't be both of us.

Shakes hands.

I think this podcast wouldn't be alive if we were both crazy.

No.

No, I'd just be staring straight at like,

I wouldn't move.

I'd spend the entire podcast doing that just for the goof.

I would just the entire time as

everything's crumbling around me, I'd be like,

Jesse, what's up?

No, my first episode.

My first episode with you guys, and it's already crumbling.

No, no, no, no.

No, I'm behaved.

I'm best behaved, right?

Right.

I haven't done anything weird.

No, you're totally fine.

That doesn't sound very enthusiastic of you.

No, no, no, we're super excited.

You're here.

Yeah, no, it's great.

Today, super exciting.

It's nice to have Ollie back.

So fun.

Doctor, you're trying to make me do the news right now.

I was hoping, I was hoping this would be a funny moment to transition into the news.

Yeah.

Oh, you're segue into the news.

Are we done?

You are.

Yeah.

I guess we could talk about the news if that's what you want to do.

I would love that.

Yeah.

Could we talk about the news?

Sure.

In the news, a bunch of things are happening.

Oh, a bunch of things.

Could be anything.

Could be anything, really.

I think who did it?

But what thing is it?

Damn it.

You can't.

Okay.

Anyway, hi.

Welcome to the news.

This is a time where we talk about the news.

Boy, oh, boy.

I love the news.

Whether it's time.

Let's go.

Let's talk the chill.

The chillest of news is.

Oh, chill.

I like to chill.

Marvel rivals may be getting

a brand new swimsuit series of skins.

For real?

That'll be totally normal, and the internet will react normally.

And not at all like this podcast.

Slim Fitz!

Slim Fitz.

Oh, my God.

god.

More fan service in the game.

Let's go.

So probably expect that in the summer if that is a thing that is actually happening.

That is just what people are saying.

I don't know that's Ollie.

We know.

We're excited for this.

We're excited.

Ollie, do you even still play Marvel Rivals?

I do.

Hey, let's go.

I have not.

I have been really busy.

Well, shame on you.

I haven't played in a long time.

Now let Disney do the news.

Also, hey, since we're talking Marvel, and that's basically Disney now, Fantastic Four got a trailer.

It's very neat.

Check it out.

Pretty cool stuff.

No idea what they're doing with that, but looks cool.

And since we're in the Disneyverse, a bunch of Star Wars news came out yesterday.

A lot of stuff is coming in the world of games and of shows and movies, I guess.

They're trying to make that thing happen again.

We're getting a Darth Maul animated show.

We're getting a Ryan Gosling Starfighter movie.

Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling.

He's literally me.

We're getting...

Ryan, is that you?

It's me.

I didn't know we had Ryan on this whole time.

I thought we had Markiplier.

No, Doxling.

Doxling.

No, no, no.

Shit, sorry, sorry.

No, no.

I'm going to be in big trouble now.

No, go ahead.

Go ahead.

Also, there's new stuff coming for Star Wars Outlaws and a game called Star Wars Zero Company, which is a turn-based tactics single-player game so maybe like star wars xcom probably

and then for some reason because this is the news this week in the george lucas verse microsoft announced that they're looking to make another indiana jones game the last one sold over 4 million copies and uh machine games is working on a dlc for it right now that should probably be out this year but uh very excited for more Indiana Jones that game man was great

Indiana Jones.

Shit.

Like, how many years ago was that?

Like, I didn't know they had a game.

I only knew they were like, you know, there's a new one.

There's a new game that was really good.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Wasn't the last one the Lego Indiana Jones?

Or?

No, it was a Crystal.

What was it called, Jesse?

Crystal Skull or something.

Don't!

No!

Hold on, hold on.

Jesse, Jesse, you have to come back.

Hello, who is this?

Jesse, it's me.

It's me, your old friend, Dugues.

Please, you have to come back.

I'm sorry.

I don't recognize that name.

I haven't met you yet.

It's 1914.

No, it's not.

Jesse!

Jesse, you have to have time to go.

You're young.

I don't meet you until much later.

You have to.

What is that lamp?

All right.

Hold on, let let me delete this.

Yes, no, there's an Indiana Jones movie

game that came out significantly better than any of the movies that have come out recently.

It's very, very good, extremely fun.

It's like a real treat.

If you like the idea of solving your own Indiana Jones puzzles and going on tomb diving adventures, very cool stuff.

I love that game.

So I'm excited for more.

Also, hey, are you in the UK?

Well, if you are, Dodger, Konami is hosting a Metal Gear in concert at Royal Albert Hall.

Yeah, the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra is going to do two shows on November 1st at 2.30 p.m.

and 7.30 p.m.

And they're playing music from Metal Gear, the Metal Gear games.

And if you're thinking, Jesse, are they definitely going to play Snake Eater?

They definitely are playing Snake Eater.

They literally said it.

That's like the thing thing they're going to do.

So, if you want to go see

that in concert, I bet it could be super fun.

Honestly, just going to Royal Albert is worth it just to go.

That place is cool as hell.

Yeah, it's gorgeous.

So, if that's something you're into and you want to go, uh, you know, here's one day only, dude.

Yeah, be like, ding, ding, dang, thrill.

If you want to have that whole thing,

do it, live your life.

Then, hey,

the Minecraft movie, it's a thing, It's huge.

Oh, yeah, Minecraft.

Oh, we can't talk about the Minecraft movie again.

I loved it.

Shut the fuck up, people who hate it.

It's a great movie.

It's a fun movie, okay?

I enjoy it.

Yes, it's cringe, but it's fun.

I had my time.

I had a lot of time.

It's a good kind of cringe, okay?

It's good.

Nobody could have done it better than Jack Black.

Like you could not imagine.

He did great.

He did great.

He did awesome.

It was a fun movie.

It was a movie about Minecraft and I enjoyed it very much.

Even though I'm not an avid player of Minecraft, I enjoyed the movie because it was like just for fun, you know?

I'm just in there for the good vibes.

It's not a really great movie, but hey, it's a good movie.

It's a great, fun movie.

Go check it out.

Like Steve.

And the garbage man, they have Yowie over there.

Go check it out, everybody.

Go check it out.

Old man loving each other.

Good at stuff.

Good stuff.

Watch it.

I must stress.

That is my favorite thing to do right now is watch people get overly excited about the Minecraft movie.

I enjoy it tremendously.

It is so much fun for me.

Yes.

Just think of people throwing popcorn.

You know, it's bad, but it's just so funny

whenever I see videos of people like chicken jockey.

They would throw popcorn everywhere.

It's so insane.

It was, oh, they enjoyed it.

You know, I was expecting it to flop so hard, but after seeing so many people enjoy it, like, okay,

I think I kind of want to give it a try.

And it's actually pretty decent, you know, even though it's kind of shit.

It's actually good shit.

Good shit that you would actually acknowledge as a passable movie for me.

It was, it was good.

It was awesome.

Nice, nice.

Flint and Steel.

Yeah, Flint and Steel.

Like, am I the only one who's enthusiastic about it?

Like, did you guys pretty enthusiastic?

Did you watch it?

I saw it.

I saw it.

It was fun.

I didn't see it.

It was fun.

I had a good time.

Yeah.

I managed to see it before.

That's it.

I'm so sorry.

I did.

I managed to see it before people were chicken jockeying, and I'm grateful for that.

Oh, man.

Did I miss out?

Yeah, you did.

Like, oh, man, like, I was in the theater while it was all happening.

Like, like, at the start, no one was like, you know, throwing popcorn and stuff, but I was there probably like after the third week or fourth week, like when the movie finally came out.

And like, everyone, like, it's.

It's all kids, like probably like teenagers mostly who got, who got all the jokes.

I was cringing, but I was like, I can hear them laughing at the back.

And like, I was having a fun time too, because, oh, they're having fun.

And, you know, it's just a, it's, it just gives me good positive vibes that this movie exists, you know, like, oh, that's good.

That's nice.

They're at least they're appreciating the, uh, you know, the, the movie and the game as a whole, you know.

It's just, it's just honestly a good vibe for me whenever people are having fun in the theater.

Like, even though it's shit, like everyone's laughing is like, hey, hey, it makes me feel warm inside.

It's a good feeling.

Dutcher, is that the vibe you got?

Ollie, is that that the vibe?

I haven't seen this movie, so I don't know.

I have not.

Check it out!

Check it!

I'm currently on a.

It's almost summer, and in the summer, I do a lot of traveling, so I hoard a few movies that I haven't seen

a plane.

On the plane, watch on a plane.

Why on a plane?

No one will throw popcorn in a plane, you idiot.

Go in and think

right now.

Is that a dare?

Do you think I wouldn't throw popcorn on my plane?

You think I wouldn't have wanted to take that fucking plane landed at a different airport?

I'd be like, check that jockey.

I'd do it.

I want you to clap.

Clap and chicken jockey.

I'd turn to the people behind me and be like, guys, that's a chicken jockey.

And they'd be like, sir, we don't know you.

That's content, content.

Live stream it, bro.

Live stream from a plane?

That's how you get arrested.

I don't know that you should do that.

I don't think that's wise.

Content, content is good.

Oh, my goodness.

No, I'd end up in jail.

That's not good.

Hey, I'm not the one doing it.

I'm not the one doing it, so I don't give a fuck.

That's how I'd be interested.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, Jesse, what were you going to say about the Minecraft movie?

Oh, about the Minecraft movie?

Yeah.

Why was it part of the news?

I just want to say the mind.

It reached $550 million worldwide.

It's cinema.

It's good.

It's nice.

That is 50 million more than the Mario movie made in the same time.

So it makes it one of the biggest, if not the biggest, video game movie ever.

Y'all.

Oh, the Mario movie was so good, though.

Yeah, it was really good.

It also did, like, a way better than also, like, Sonic, I believe.

Like,

I think I saw a post.

It took like,

I don't know, a few weeks only to surpass Sonic, I think, like Sonic 3.

i don't know correct me if i'm wrong with that one but i think yeah because it was like the biggest right so i'm assuming it is like uh true i i must stress this is a confession i have to make i don't know how the mario movie ends i fell asleep during rainbow road oh

they powered up mario and luigi powered up and beat and beat the crap out of

the corner they shared uh the the mushroom or something i don't know they took the star they took Yeah, it's great.

You should watch it.

Yeah.

I don't want to have to re-watch all of it to go watch the ending.

No one, man.

Only at the end.

The ending's hype, though.

Well, you know what?

No, just sit on the couch, play AFK Journey, turn on the Mario movie, and then check in when Rainbow Road shows up.

Or

play some family guy while also watching Mario movie.

Or I could

make dinner while watching 15-year-old episodes of Gordon Ramsey's Hell's Kitchen and be just fine.

Yeah, yeah.

Yay!

Kitchen episode

as well.

That's nice.

I love it.

I've been re-watching the entire series.

I started at the newest episodes and working backwards.

And I don't know why I'm doing this.

And I'm enjoying it tremendously.

As we go further back in time, the chefs get worse and worse and worse.

There are some chefs that I'm like,

how are you a part of this?

But then the episodes get really dark because when you look up the chefs to be like, oh, I wonder what they're doing right now,

half of them are dead.

It's

great.

I was like,

what do you mean?

Damn.

It's dark.

There's like a dark side to the Hell's Kitchen where when a chef says something like, this is my last chance.

Yeah.

Like, this is my last chance to make it.

And I'm like,

oh, no, it really wasn't.

They missed that.

They messed.

They really messed it.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

That's.

People watch along.

It's been weird.

It's been a weird.

Yes, what I'm trying to say is Gordon ramsey serial killer

oh god he kills businesses

no not the cereals

cinnamon

oh god oh like the the dark thing about like uh uh about like a gordon ramsey is like uh whenever he helps kitchens like in kitchen nightmares do you watch kitchen nightmares sure oh yeah of course Yeah, whenever he helps like businesses, like they always do great in the start, but they would eventually all die down at the beginning, like at the end.

Like I used to remember like so many restaurants that he helped, like, okay, I did my job.

I'm going.

I'm leaving.

And then, and then after like a few months, I check on it again on the thing that they, you know, on the thing that he helped out.

And it's, it's already dead.

The business is already dead down.

And like, yeah, they had to shut down the restaurants.

Like every restaurant that he helps.

is just like oh my god there's barely any restaurants that's like alive that he helped like it's so rare of an occasion yeah the hardest part of those is the fact that they just are so screwed to begin with and when he comes in and he says change your menu to make it all fresh they're like gordon we can't afford that he's like you're gonna do it anyway you bloody donkey and then they do for the episode and then he leaves and they're like no we're going back to serving microwave food and then they go out of business again Yeah, and they even have like the renovations for the restaurants.

Like, oh my God, renovation.

Everything looks so nice, so great.

And then, oh, yeah, they, yeah, as you said, they can't maintain all of that.

It's just

also the quality of chefs that they get, they can't even probably pay for them, you know, like they probably can't cook the food that

Gordon recommends or something.

The funny thing is, if you look at a lot of them when they close down, the reason they close down is Gordon goes in, fixes up the restaurant, and they sell the restaurant to make their money back with the new interior or whatever.

And they're like, yeah,

I honestly, I'd do that.

I'd be like, I'm out.

This restaurant gave me some money.

Yeah.

Restaurants are so hard to keep open anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, Gordon, fix this thing.

I'm going to sell this.

I'm no fool.

Like, Gordon touched me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's that would fetch a fucking high price into Mario.

Like, oh my God.

Like, Gordon Ramsey, the fucking chef of a century.

Like, you got to get it.

You got to get it.

He touched it.

Turn it into a house or something.

Like, just buy my fucking business, bro.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then in the, so yeah, Minecraft is doing great.

And then also we got a bunch of information about marathon which is the brand new extraction shooter it's three teams 18 players uh we don't really know release schedule stuff but um apparently it's going to be not free to play so it's going to be a game where you have to pay to get the game i'm not sure what that means long term whether they're going to like charge you for things in it but it's you have to it's an upfront payment to oh okay okay all right all right yeah yeah, and uh,

we will see, we will see.

And it looks visually, I'm like, yo, that's really cool.

I do not like extraction shooters, so I was like, oh, all right, I like the style, I like what's going on in this, I think it's pretty neat, but like I don't know what it looks like, but it sounds like it's

running because it's a marathon or something.

What is that?

A marathon?

Like,

it's like a, uh, it's an older franchise brought back to life.

And basically, imagine a world where you like this is going to sound crazy to the two of you, but imagine a world where people inhabit the avatars of things and then

they use those to do battle.

And

basically, they're, yeah, they're not, they're like a different person, but then they're over here doing this thing, and it's fascinating.

Okay, so like I sit at home and I control someone, right?

Yeah, you control a cybernetic mercenary

and do missions.

It does sound like VTubing.

Yeah, it is.

See?

Oh, I didn't pick up on that.

Avatar movie, Blue Aliens.

Yes, they're VTubers.

They're VTubers.

Like, they go into their VTube studio or some shit and they would just like...

They would just like control their avatars and be wacky with their own communities.

See?

VTubing.

Avatar.

James Cameron, you're a genius.

Don't talk about it.

That's a bungee game.

Too many people do.

Too many people do that to him.

Now we're going to have 15 avatar movies.

Don't do that.

Let's go.

I love Avatar movies.

Even though they're fucking long and I don't remember any of the characters, they're still great.

Visually appealing.

Nice.

The blue one.

You know, the blue one.

And there's the other blue one.

Yeah.

And then the white blue one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the one with the wheelchair or something.

Yeah, that one.

Yeah, and the one with the white and the white hat and like the white pants.

The hair sex or something.

they do that right huh the the hair sex that that drags me right back into the conversation i'm sorry

it's avatar movie they they put their hair together and that's when they right when their hair holds hands yeah when their hair holds hands in a totally in a totally innocent way yeah and then they when their hair holds hands together yeah yeah at night and everything glows and we have bonded, we are one.

Holly, what did you think hair sex meant?

Um,

you know,

um,

what were you talking about?

Hair sex.

What did you think hair sex meant?

Thanks for reminding me.

It's it's it's when

you know, you know, how sometimes

your the ends of your hair, you gotta trim it out because it's kind of

brachabang, brachabang apan

saying.

What do you say, Ollie?

Hair sex.

And that's hair sex.

Okay.

Okay.

That's as good an answer as any.

Thank you.

I'd like to have someone to translate that and send it to

us for this episode.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Any info news?

I guess.

Any more other than hair sex?

Yeah, so is

so marathon.

Honestly, we were talking about marathon.

I forgot we were talking about.

You know what?

No, I'm fine ending this on hair sex.

If anything, I feel like it's the perfect place to end.

There really is no other news after

a man and a woman love each other.

They mash their hair together.

Hairs together.

They mash their hair together.

Yeah.

Yeah, and they form a braid.

And then

a baby is born from a magical tree.

Yes.

A baby is born from their braid, from in between those things.

And

baby.

Ollie, is that how babies are made?

Is that how babies are made, Ollie?

Why are you asking me?

I'm just curious.

Yeah, I know, and I feel like, you know, zombies would still know.

Is that how babies are made?

Are you saying you don't know?

Oh, no, I don't.

I've no idea.

I don't like this class anymore.

I am being pinned down here.

I am entertained by my first episode here.

I'm from the past, so I don't know how babies are made.

I have no clue how babies are made.

Stalks?

Jesse.

Jesse, you have to wake up.

Oh, is this the stalk?

Jesse, you have to wake up.

Jesse, please.

The accident was not your fault.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay.

Gang, let's skedaddle into the outros.

Otherwise, we'll just annihilate each other.

I feel it on the wind.

I am going to...

Give you guys the same challenge, except for the caveat.

All right.

Ollie and Gerard, you have to outro one another,

tell everybody where

for Gerard, you have to tell everybody where they can find Ollie.

Ollie, you have to tell everybody where they can find Gerard.

Here's the caveat, though.

It has to be nice.

All right.

Okay.

You have to be nice in it.

You have to be nice in it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Who would like to go first?

Okay, I'll go first because I'm always number one.

All right.

Thank you, everybody, so much for watching.

Go check out Ollie on YouTube.

Ollie Curegi, Korezi Ollie on YouTube.

Go check it out right now.

Go check it out.

Go check her out on Twitter.

Check it out.

She's awesome.

She's great.

Go out.

Go, go, go right now.

I dare you.

Go check her out.

She's awesome.

She makes lots of content.

She's an awesome singer.

She creates nothing but positive vibes in the place that we work in.

She is a bright bright

sunshine, a ray of hope

in the darkest depths of my heart.

Thank you so much for supporting her.

Go there right now.

Kurezi Olli.

Holalive, Indonesia.

Thank you.

That was pretty good.

That was very sweet.

That was pretty nice.

Now you have to do even better, Ollie.

It's part of the plan.

Like, I have to glaze her harder so, you know, she can glaze me even harder.

Go, Ollie.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you?

What is happening right now?

I'm I'm just challenging her to glaze me like glaze me harder.

Glaze.

I glaze her hard so she better up the ante.

You know?

Hey, shush, shush, shush, the both of you.

She's making this a competition.

I'm now

don't.

It's fine.

Ollie, just just do the thing.

You're gonna do great.

All right.

Um zombies

and

crazy.

Everybody, thank you so much for coming to this stream.

It has been fun talking about games with Jurart, Dukes, and Disney.

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Lately, he's been doing so many 3D streams, and he's very innovative, so you guys would never get bored.

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So don't forget to subscribe and check out our Twitter also, because sometimes we make really banger tweets, and it gets really, really fun.

So until we see you again next time.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

Thank you.

Done, guys.

That was really good.

That was really good.

That was great.

Yeah.

So last time that we did outros, it got

stalled because my power went out.

Oh, no.

I want to let you guys know I nearly had a heart attack because my lights just went out in here and I was like, not again.

This can't happen again, dude.

What is going on?

So

hopefully we're not cursed.

My life is also cursed because there's frequent power outages here that happen also.

So

don't worry about it.

But this thing, even if it did happen, that'd be kind of funny.

That would be kind of funny.

I would wonder what was in the sauce.

Like why this happened twice.

But it would be funny to be cursed this way.

All right, Jesse.

What are you doing, dude?

Well,

it's me, Jesse, from Hololive Gringus.

Wait, hold on.

Gringus from Hololive Jesse.

One of them works.

I'm so excited to be here.

And

you should all follow me channel

twitch.tv/slash Gringus Plays, where you can watch me play with slime and other things like dirt and potatoes.

It's the most fun you'll have

in all of the internet.

Slobber, slobber, slobber.

There you go.

That's my outro.

I like that.

Thank you a lot.

That's my audition.

That's amazing.

Yeah, yeah.

Sign him up right now, management.

You think I can get hired?

Like,

where's Hall Life Uggos?

Let me be a part of that.

I want to be like...

Like, I want our thing.

Call me.

I'm available.

Call.

Oh, no.

You have to do this.

You have to do this so the zoomers won't know.

You have to go like this.

Call me.

Call me.

Let me know.

Let me know.

I'm operators are standing by.

Hi, Jesse.

It's me, Dodger.

I just wanted you to know that I'm still, I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm still doing the whole Twitch thing.

I'm streaming like almost every day.

It's been really fun.

And sometimes I tweet, but I'm actually kind of bad about it.

So

it's mostly on twitch.tv slash Dexbonus that

I've been doing my stuff.

And I think you'd be really proud of me.

And I hope one day you wake up and

I don't have to keep...

talking to you like this.

But for now, just to know that there's a way for me to contact my best friend in the jolly old time of 1914,

I feel very blessed.

So

have a good day.

Bye.

The longer that went on, the more I realized this looks less like I'm holding a phone and more bad for me.

So I'm just going to put my hands down and we're just going to move on.

I'm going to switch back to the default.

That's okay.

I don't need to elaborate.

Now I'm like, you know what?

I don't need to do anything with that.

You don't need to do anything with that.

It has nothing to do with that.

No.

Nope.

Guys, thank you so much.

Thank you for joining us.

This has been great.

All of the previous geekenders can be found on youtube.com slash jessecox.

We are here doing

this thing on my channel, twitch.tv slash dex bonus every Friday.

It was a delight to have Ollie back, Gerard.

It was so lovely to meet you.

Thank you, guys.

No problem.

Had a lot of fun with everybody.

Thank you so much.

It was great.

Yeah, guys, if you're watching, listening, you can find us on all of the podcasty things.

But we appreciate you being here.

We hope you have an amazing weekend and we'll see you next time.

Goodbye.

Bye-bye, everybody.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Yeah, yeah, you know what time it is.

It's time for the geek in this podcast.

Mega Rand, Jesse, and Dodger.

What up?

Let's go.

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