The Gentleman From Hell |S1| Ep. 37

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Speaker 12 You really think it's a good idea to practically kidnap the man?

Speaker 13 There's no practically about it. We're kidnapping him.

Speaker 14 Uh, you might want to keep your voices down.

Speaker 15 Look, if we're gonna pull ourselves out of this hole, we gotta use every advantage we got. And right now, we know they don't want anyone else involved in what's going on in Cold Sparrow.

Speaker 15 Especially not the cops. And whether they want to keep us around so they can throw us down that elevator shaft or sacrifice us to Giel or whatever the hell they want with us,

Speaker 15 that means we can hank with a little impunity.

Speaker 14 Have you guys ever done anything like this before?

Speaker 13 Kidnapped someone, I mean, let's just say, on occasion, we've had to get pretty creative to catch our bad guy.

Speaker 13 Like Mace is saying, Gaffney's not gonna tell the cops we sweat him for information, but that doesn't mean we won't face some kind of retribution.

Speaker 13 After they get wind of what we did, there's no telling what these asshole cultists might do, to say nothing of the sparrows.

Speaker 14 Well, it's not like we've got a lot of options. We really do have to start pulling out all the stops.

Speaker 12 So, we're just gonna steal him right out of his car.

Speaker 3 We're gonna have to.

Speaker 15 Moving around inside Portafoy isn't possible. There's no telling how many eyes will have on us, or how much help might come to his rescue.
Bad enough way to sneak in there to plant that tracker.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 12 what if someone saw you put it on his car?

Speaker 3 What if it was his car?

Speaker 12 It was.

Speaker 13 That rental came from two cities away, so they shouldn't have made us rolling into town. Besides, there wasn't a soul around when I stepped out, so I think we're good.

Speaker 13 The real trick is grabbing him once he's moving. With any luck, he'll head somewhere after dark, and we can disappear him without causing too much fuss.

Speaker 12 I know we're on the right side of all this, but I can't help feeling at hand.

Speaker 12 I don't know, ghoulish planning a kidnapping.

Speaker 14 Oh, I get it, but it's certainly a far, far cry from whatever they're planning for us. Which reminds me, there was no folder down there on Margaret and me.
I can't help but wonder what that means.

Speaker 13 I don't know about what they've got in store for you two, but there was a paper on Alex, and we know what happened to him.

Speaker 14 But nothing else maps out between you three and him. His visions, the fog, that stuff more resembles Ben's experiences.

Speaker 15 There's still a lot we need to piece together. Like, I can sort of see what the cult might want with you two, the resonator and all that.
At least there's a supernatural connection.

Speaker 15 But why the hell our names got drawn out of that hat's still anyone's guess. They were watching us an entire year before we actually got the cult Sparrow.

Speaker 15 The hell makes us so special.

Speaker 15 The only thing that makes sense is the Sada cult, but I don't see any solid solid connection aside from the Sodas running the cult.

Speaker 14 What exactly did the Soders believe? I heard it had something to do with destroying religious sites, but I never got the details.

Speaker 13 Their beliefs were strange.

Speaker 13 Very strange.

Speaker 3 You really think you can stop us?

Speaker 3 The FBI, stopping what created God and the devil,

Speaker 3 the hidden one

Speaker 13 what the hell are you talking about you fucking hick lunatic

Speaker 3 the one ain't never had a name

Speaker 3 ever wonder why the guy the Bible said you shouldn't worship none of

Speaker 3 him

Speaker 3 it's cuz he weren't the first

Speaker 3 And hell was a burning long before the devil got tossed down.

Speaker 3 See,

Speaker 3 after he made his sons,

Speaker 3 they betrayed him,

Speaker 3 locked him away to take all he had.

Speaker 3 That weren't enough for Yahweh.

Speaker 3 He wanted it all for himself.

Speaker 3 So he cast his brother Lucifer from the second throne

Speaker 3 and watched him burn.

Speaker 3 But the hidden one,

Speaker 3 he's still there

Speaker 3 still waiting

Speaker 3 and he's chosen us to set him free

Speaker 13 how the fuck does planting bombs and killing people set your made-up god free

Speaker 3 this whole world's his prison built right round him

Speaker 3 but he's alive

Speaker 3 deep inside it

Speaker 3 first

Speaker 3 he spoke to my grandpappy

Speaker 3 then my daddy and now it's me he whispers to

Speaker 3 tells me where to find the cracks how to make them wider

Speaker 3 but cracks ain't enough he needs souls to

Speaker 3 sacred places and souls you understand

Speaker 3 with enough strength he'll tear free.

Speaker 3 Reshape the universe in his image,

Speaker 3 not

Speaker 3 in the image of his betraying sons.

Speaker 13 You are out of your goddamn mind. All this bloodshed for some fucking bedtime story your granddaddy cooked up?

Speaker 3 It ain't no story, son.

Speaker 3 It's truth older than your books and badges.

Speaker 3 When he comes free

Speaker 3 there won't be no right or wrong

Speaker 3 just his word and his power

Speaker 3 you think your law and order can hold back what the stars themselves feared enough to lock away

Speaker 13 all I see is a madman justifying murder You ain't special, Abel. You're just another psychopath wrapped up in a delusion.

Speaker 3 Delusion?

Speaker 3 The delusion is thinking your laws of book learning mean something.

Speaker 3 You standing there preaching justice.

Speaker 3 But justice died when he was bound.

Speaker 3 Soon enough,

Speaker 3 you'll hear him whisper too.

Speaker 3 Everyone will.

Speaker 13 And what happens when your monster gets free, huh? Ever thought maybe you're just just the first meal on his plate?

Speaker 3 Ain't no matter.

Speaker 3 If my blood's the first offered, then it's an honor.

Speaker 3 I'll gladly be the foundation of his new kingdom,

Speaker 3 even if it means burning alongside the rest of this here rotten world.

Speaker 14 Jesus, he really does sound like one hell of a nut.

Speaker 14 But while it's religious enough, it's still not anything like what we've been running into.

Speaker 14 So, yeah, I'm not seeing the intersection of the Sodters and you three.

Speaker 12 It's still something.

Speaker 12 It's not everyone who encounters killer cultists.

Speaker 13 I'm inclined to agree with that. Two groups with unique relationships with the supernatural.
But you two stand out more in terms of what you managed to accomplish.

Speaker 13 These fuckers are making contact with hell. I can only imagine that the resonator, in their minds at least, might help them out with that.

Speaker 14 We're not the only ones with our hands on unique technology.

Speaker 12 They're most definitely using something other than a phonograph to reach down into hell.

Speaker 3 Or Diablon, or whatever it's called.

Speaker 14 It's interesting that you found that audio cassette then.

Speaker 12 Why is that?

Speaker 14 Well, all the communications we've tapped into are recorded on wax cylinders. All except that one cassette.
I wonder if they somehow upgraded whatever technology they were using.

Speaker 15 Must have been a fairly recent overhaul. That cylinder with James Binder on it was from 2010.

Speaker 12 Do you think the resonator could help them? After all, it has been revealed to enhance the supernatural. It's certainly possible.

Speaker 12 But it's been sitting in the mansion all this time, and it hasn't been so much as touched.

Speaker 14 Back at the hospital, they even picked up the portable units and put them back in the truck. If they wanted them, they could have them by now.

Speaker 12 Consider the sheer magnitude of it all. Hughes is a world-renowned author and researcher, yet they removed him from the equation deliberately to leave us stranded.

Speaker 13 It's hard to say how far these guys have gone to get what they want. They pulled some serious strings to get mixed up with the Veers family, who were apparently loaded.

Speaker 13 Maybe even some kind of royalty.

Speaker 12 Do you think Hughes was forced into all this or was he one of them all along?

Speaker 15 Can't say for sure, but he was definitely the perfect front to get us all to go along for the ride.

Speaker 15 That, and I never even got so much as a whiff of bullshit from the guy. It'd be odd for someone with no experience running a conno to be as smooth as that.

Speaker 3 Nah.

Speaker 15 I'd say his act was a little too on the nose to be his first rodeo.

Speaker 13 That leaves the question of whether he's a cult member or, like the Sparrows, one of the damned.

Speaker 15 That sounds like the perfect question for Gaffney.

Speaker 15 Let's hope we get a chance to ask him.

Speaker 12 I know it's useless to tell you to get some sleep, so I figured some coffee might do instead.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry, Lenore. It's just the first time an opportunity like this has ever arisen.
These people are at the very top of their fields. In the Ingersoll's case, they're the only ones in their field.

Speaker 11 These people might very well help alert the world to these awful creatures.

Speaker 11 I'm ashamed to confess it, but sometimes I envy the blissful ignorance of others. All my hard-won wisdom has given me is fear.

Speaker 11 Fear and loneliness, and now my only child feels obliged to surrender her scarce free hours to tend to her doddering old father.

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 12 your daughter might be less tolerant if she hadn't seen those creatures for herself. I'm not only here because I love you, Dad, but because I know what's at stake.

Speaker 12 And I realize the opportunity these people represent.

Speaker 11 I just hope they're still alive.

Speaker 11 If only I can break through this damned communication barrier they've erected.

Speaker 12 I just don't understand how they could interfere with the entire communications network.

Speaker 11 They're not. They've likely performed some kind of rite that disallows any communication between them and me.

Speaker 11 In one of the cases I suspected of Mephitican diablery, the person was unable to reach out to any of her family members. All the while, she spiraled into madness, right before disappearing altogether.

Speaker 11 And remember that case concerning the derelict West Virginian house? Well, in addition to the strange mechanical remnants, there was found all manner of witch's paraphernalia.

Speaker 11 Specifically, nail clippings and bundles of hair, articles used to facilitate various thaumaturgical effects.

Speaker 11 I'm almost certain to have left something of myself behind on the island before I was forced to flee, and I assume the cult managed to obtain biological samples of the Inger Souls and the others.

Speaker 11 They likely used those materials to conjure some kind of barrier against communication.

Speaker 11 I was hoping to find a means to break through it, but nothing so far.

Speaker 12 You gave them the sound file for the chime, so they must be using it.

Speaker 12 What if both groups were using it while trying to communicate?

Speaker 11 That could very well work, but we need to coordinate, which, under the current circumstances, we can't do.

Speaker 12 Then we should start calling them at intervals, hoping to find them when they're using the chime.

Speaker 11 It certainly wouldn't hurt to try, but in the meantime, would you mind bringing me that stack of tapes and CDs over on my reading desk?

Speaker 12 What are these?

Speaker 11 Parcels from the Fitika devotees have been arriving for years. When I abandoned the work, I left them sealed.

Speaker 11 Now, well, the moment feels right to break them open to see if there's anything that might help us.

Speaker 11 I started with the audio and visual materials first. They are quicker to go through than the mountains of letters waiting in the wings.

Speaker 11 Would you like to select the first to examine?

Speaker 12 This audio cassette's dated a year ago from a Dr.

Speaker 1 Brittany Bollinger.

Speaker 12 According to the enclosed letter, she's a psychiatrist.

Speaker 12 Says she's been involved with a case concerning a schizophrenic woman who claims to be possessed by a demon. And that some of what she's been saying sounds quite a bit like merfitica.

Speaker 12 She wants to get your opinion on a recording she made of her.

Speaker 11 I'm afraid my opinion might be too late. That's why I was reluctant to wade through all this.

Speaker 11 After Naples, I swore I wouldn't let myself even brush against that temptation again.

Speaker 11 But here we are

Speaker 15 let's roll the tape shall we

Speaker 12 all right vanessa why don't you tell me a little bit more about why this demon as you call him takes over your body

Speaker 16 it's because i'm part of her

Speaker 16 We go way back, you see.

Speaker 16 Back before the flood, during the good old days of plenty.

Speaker 16 The doors of Diabolon were practically yawning open back then.

Speaker 12 Explain to me what you mean by the demon is part of you.

Speaker 13 Sure.

Speaker 16 It means that we share the same blood. Came from the same flesh.

Speaker 16 Her share of original sin,

Speaker 16 some of it's in me.

Speaker 16 Which makes me...

Speaker 13 hers.

Speaker 12 What does she make you do when she's controlling you?

Speaker 16 you? I don't know. I can't see.

Speaker 16 I just wake up when she's done.

Speaker 12 You've never at least suspected something she's had you do?

Speaker 16 Well,

Speaker 16 there was this one time I woke up in the middle of the woods and was standing in front of this big hole.

Speaker 16 It was actually a basement.

Speaker 16 Only thing left of a house.

Speaker 16 Everything else had vanished. I just stood there for a while because it felt so strange.

Speaker 16 Like

Speaker 16 something

Speaker 16 monumental had just happened and I'd missed it.

Speaker 16 It was like an echo. Not one you hear, but one you feel.

Speaker 16 That's about as close as I can explain it.

Speaker 16 So I kept staring into that hole. I couldn't see the bottom, but somehow I knew someone was down there.

Speaker 16 But I knew nobody was down there.

Speaker 16 Sort of like that echo.

Speaker 16 More than anything, though, I felt absolutely sure that whoever was down there,

Speaker 16 I put them there myself.

Speaker 16 And then I heard a sound

Speaker 16 way down deep in the darkness.

Speaker 16 Someone was climbing up.

Speaker 16 It was a boy, maybe twelve or thirteen,

Speaker 16 climbing with no effort.

Speaker 16 When he finally reached the top, he took the deepest breath I ever saw and stretched his arm out wide, like he was trying to use them to taste the air.

Speaker 14 Then he looked right at me.

Speaker 16 And his eyes

Speaker 16 reminded me of the hole.

Speaker 16 All he said was thank you.

Speaker 16 Then he walked off deeper into the woods.

Speaker 12 Why'd you turn it off?

Speaker 11 Because I can safely say that Dr. Bollinger's patient is indeed involved with Mephitica.

Speaker 11 And I should write her immediately to say as much.

Speaker 11 Better late than never, I suppose.

Speaker 11 Okay, he's on the move.

Speaker 3 What direction?

Speaker 13 Looks like he's headed east towards the highway.

Speaker 12 I can't imagine he's up to anything good at one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 14 Let's just hope he isn't meeting up with his pals from the Sparrow cult.

Speaker 15 We ain't gonna let him get that far.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he's turned onto the highway. Headed our way.

Speaker 3 Roger that.

Speaker 14 Is he headed to Cold Sparrow?

Speaker 15 I don't know, but we'll be able to ask him soon enough.

Speaker 15 Whatever happens, we need you all to stay calm.

Speaker 3 This one's all the enemy.

Speaker 13 That's him coming now. Looks like he's the only car around.

Speaker 15 Seems everything's coming up, daisies.

Speaker 13 Good luck is never a good sign.

Speaker 3 Roger that.

Speaker 13 Twice.

Speaker 13 Okay, let's head out. I'll take lead.

Speaker 13 You got it.

Speaker 11 Phil, you getting any bad vibes?

Speaker 12 Just the ones that concern kidnapping people.

Speaker 14 Phyllis, I realize it seems crazy, but we can't get out of this by playing fair.

Speaker 14 I think the guys are right. We've got to break the rules.

Speaker 5 It's the only way.

Speaker 12 I know, I know, but indulge an old woman's stubborn need for normalcy.

Speaker 12 We've done questionable things before, deeds that could be spun into something something far darker, but this is the first act that could truly put every one of us behind bars.

Speaker 14 Well, better prison than hell.

Speaker 12 And then, of course, there's that.

Speaker 13 He just took exit 46. That can't take you the long way to Coldsparrow, right through to the Pitch Pot Woods.

Speaker 13 Shit.

Speaker 15 I was hoping he'd stay on the main track. We stopped following him to the back roads.
He'll make us in a second.

Speaker 13 The tracker's still working fine, fine, so we can't afford to hang back.

Speaker 17 It might be a good idea to activate the portables at some point. There's no telling what this prison might be capable of.

Speaker 14 Yes, good idea.

Speaker 1 We don't need a rerun of what happened at the hospital.

Speaker 13 If the portables affect the paranormal, isn't it possible the paranormal could detect them and respond? I just don't want anything to get a whiff of us before it's time.

Speaker 14 That's a good point. In which case, we should keep them off till we absolutely need them.

Speaker 13 He's turning into the sticks.

Speaker 13 I don't even know if all those back roads show up on the travel app.

Speaker 15 According to terrain imaging, there ain't shit out here till we hit Cold Sparrow.

Speaker 3 And that's still over a half hour away.

Speaker 13 We can take him now, but we're nowhere near the secondary locations we chose.

Speaker 14 Looks like there's some some kind of structure about a mile or so off the road coming up.

Speaker 14 I can't really make it out from the satellite view, but I'll see if I can find something with a quick internet search. Well, before we run out of internet.

Speaker 14 All I'm seeing is that this area was once used for logging, so I'm thinking it could be an old logging mill.

Speaker 13 I guess that'll have to do. All right, let's move up.

Speaker 3 Right behind you.

Speaker 13 Okay, I got him in sight. Road's real narrow, so once I pass him, I should be able to block the road pretty easily.

Speaker 3 Roger that.

Speaker 15 He'll be boxed in before he knows what hit him.

Speaker 3 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 Everybody, hang on.

Speaker 13 Okay, I'm in front of him. Once I get him to stop, I'm popping out.

Speaker 3 Roger that.

Speaker 15 I'm right behind him.

Speaker 13 All right, he's stopped. I'm heading out.

Speaker 15 Okay, once we got him in Leon's car, you guys take the rest of the vehicles and follow us to the mill.

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 3 I'm headed out.

Speaker 13 Get out of the vehicle now. Don't touch your phone.

Speaker 15 Please, please, I didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 8 I just don't shoot. I'm a priest.

Speaker 3 Priest my ass.

Speaker 3 You heard him. Get out of the fucking car.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay. I'm getting out.

Speaker 15 Just don't hurt me.

Speaker 13 Hey, he's clean.

Speaker 3 What do you want?

Speaker 15 I've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 15 There's a crock of shit if I ever heard one.

Speaker 13 Let's go, Padre.

Speaker 13 We're gonna go for a little ride.

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