Ep 229 | Roseanne Barr ISN’T Sorry About All That | The Glenn Beck Podcast

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Welcome, Roseanne.

Thank you very much for having me.

It's good to be here.

It is.

It's great to have you here.

It's a little surreal because you are kind of like America's mom for at least some generations.

Yeah, I know.

It's very gratifying to still hear it from people.

I saw you with Tucker Carlson, and

you talked about that, and it seemed that you were almost teary-eyed when you talked about how there are people that come up and

how you still feel kind of responsible for people that watch the show.

Do I have the right take or not?

Oh, well, for people who feel for me and for people who say that I meant something in their lives and to them, you know, that touches me deeply.

You must hear that a lot.

I do hear it a lot, and I have heard it for many years.

And

I think that I'm kind of the

mom of the broken.

And

some are okay put together too.

But especially for people who said

in a moment of real doubt and weakness and depression that I came through,

you know, that's great.

How did you get

I mean, because you had a tough childhood in some ways.

You know, you grew up around victims of the Holocaust, the survivors of the Holocaust.

So you kind of had that spooky kind of

scary stuff always.

Yeah.

Right.

And then...

I thought we were still living in that place when I grew up because, you know, it was so real and everybody, you know, it was just very present.

And I thought, oh, we're still there.

I thought we were still in the Warsaw ghetto.

How does that affect you you today?

I mean, what's it like to be a Jew today?

Oh, it's real scary.

It's like, okay, here it comes.

You know, it's always like kept at bay, particularly in America, the hope of everyone,

the world.

And, you know, because it's the melting pot where the only place on earth where you are

born with inalienable rights, the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

In no other document does that exist.

So that means something to people who fled here in fear of their lives, a new beginning and all that.

And, you know,

just that

melting pot of

people who fled to freedom and liberty.

So it just means something and

that we defeated that giant or we thought we did.

But the real history is way deeper than that as we we know.

I remember the ADL

calling me an anti-Semite.

Oh, they called you that too?

Oh, yeah.

They call me that.

Yeah.

They call everybody that.

Yeah.

They called me that the year I got the Defender of Israel award from Benjamin Nersella.

Well, that's why.

Right.

But

and why they said that is I said we're planting the same seeds.

It doesn't help once the crop is in.

No.

You can't plant the seeds of this.

And that's what has happened.

And now we're seeing the harvest is ripe, and it's not good all around the world.

It's not good.

No, it's not good.

But, you know, when you get in bed with the devil, he takes, you know, he wants his price.

Nothing's for free.

Would you have said that 20 years ago?

I was saying it my whole life.

Your whole life.

Understood.

And you really, you meant it, though.

Your whole life.

Yeah, when I was just a kid, I was like, you know, I knew that it was, that I was part of whatever it is that fights that.

And that was the core of my whole being, my whole soul, my whole life.

No

to that.

No to hatred.

No to

that kind of thinking where you are addicted to hate because that's what it is.

And

that you think you are so perfect,

that you are so arrogant, that you think, oh, I do none of these bad things, but they do.

Just that mind virus.

And that I see.

I've seen it my whole life.

And I'm very sensitive to it.

And I hate it.

I hate it because as I do,

and you too, all of us who hold Torah to mean something,

it says in there, you must hate evil.

It doesn't say tolerate it or, you know, look the other way or just say, oh, I need to understand evil it says hate it and I have always hated it and I hate it when it raises its ugly

head and it is here got a foot hold any place where there's self-righteousness that's where that's where it starts working that's good fertilizer for yeah it's really good and we we In America, we really like to be self-righteous for a lot of reasons, you know.

And they feed us with it, saying, oh, it's these people, that people, you know, that party, this party.

All of it is to deflect from you looking at you, isn't it?

Because all that war,

Torah tells us too, all the war in the world comes from the war inside.

And if you can't solve the war in you, of course you're going to project it everywhere and you're going to see evidence of it everywhere.

But if you are somebody who thinks arrogantly,

that means you're very ignorant and you're on a path straight down.

Yeah.

I used to,

I swore off certitude a few years back because I used to be certain that I was certain about a few things.

And now I'm only certain that

I'm not certain about anything.

Oh, I love that you brought up certainty because that's really a core part of everything.

I know what you mean about

being certain of your

opinions.

Yes.

Yeah.

But everything is changing, yeah.

Everything has changed.

During Occupy Wall Street,

you and I wouldn't have been sitting at the same table.

And yet

I have a different view of that time period and some of the people involved.

now than I did back then, and you do as well.

It's weird how

you can never predict.

Well, I don't know if we'd be on different sides.

You don't think so?

No, I went there the first day that it was put together because I always go someplace to find out for myself.

I never accept what anyone else says.

I do it for myself.

So, were you for it at the time?

I wanted to go see what it was about.

Okay.

And

what I found is not what anybody else would say.

Because I'm always true to myself because I'm a,

you know, you hate to say things, you sound self-righteous, but I mean, I'm deep into my beliefs

and they're core to me.

And when we talked about certainty,

that's the only place I have certainty,

right?

In my beliefs.

So in my connection with my God, you know, my creator.

and the Torah, you know.

So I went there to see for myself because I don't believe anything people do.

They're all they say one thing and do another every minute.

So I don't believe anything they say.

I just

witness.

I watch.

So I went there and I was seeing what they were doing and I was seeing for myself.

Plus I have these eyes that God forced me to have.

And I'm like, why?

Why am I seeing this?

When nobody else in the world sees it like this, why do I have to see this?

Like, why am I the one that goes and sees people doing these things and those people doing them things they don't think anyone can see them that's one thing that i've learned in my life they think they're invisible or something but they are to some people a lot of people aren't they yeah because they think they've tricked us so fully that we are incapable of seeing through the guys

But I got those eyes.

And, you know, like I say, he forced me to have these eyes.

I didn't ask for it, but just the way I lived and was born and brought up, I have them.

So I went to Occupy Wall Street, and I saw the children of the guys in the building

demonstrating against their fathers while they were probably

on,

you know, an...

an expense account from their parents.

And I saw a lot of ungrateful little leftist bastards, and that's what it is all about.

The privilege of that

to bite the hand that feeds you.

And I think that's what it still is.

And then they came to me.

And of course, you know, I

will go into this is for a longer time, but you know, then they wanted to buy up all the debt of, it was always about student loans, and that was part of my thing when I ran for president in 2012.

But

anyway,

they wanted to buy up debt on Wall Street, these Occupy Wall Street.

And I'll tell you how I like to break stuff down.

That's what comics do.

But I got a vengeance for it because I don't like BS.

I don't like to be lied to.

I don't like to be tricked or BS'd.

In fact, I get...

all of my thrills from busting it down.

I just get a thrill.

I know.

And so I said,

so you're asking me to help you pay Wall Street.

That's what you're asking.

Me to help you raise money to pay your dad on Wall Street.

So, see, I'm always trying to get to the joke, which is the zing.

I like the zinger.

Badoom, you know?

And of course, then they were like,

you're a factor or whatever.

Then they go to the name-calling when they're caught.

But I love it.

I go here.

I just try and make God laugh.

You know, in my mind, he's the greatest comedian, and I love how he's exposing everyone.

They're all humiliating themselves right in front of our eyes with their Kamala Harris.

We have not one American serviceman serving anywhere to cut to all of those guys going, what is she talking about?

I mean, the exposure, the veil of BS is falling away, I think that is.

God, because he's making himself more visible in this world because of mass media and all this stuff stuff that they can't hide behind or lie no more.

No church, no state can prevent the people from access to truth and information.

This is like

the age we're winning.

The age we're living in is so huge

for truth.

And that's never happened.

It's a renaissance of truth.

So I just love being in that, you know.

So you think we're at the beginning of that?

Oh, no,

I think we're in the eye.

Really?

Yeah.

We already weathered a whole bunch of stuff, and we're in the eye and coming out of the eye.

And I think.

I hope you're right on that.

No,

I think I am.

I feel it, you know.

I feel it too.

I wonder if we have enough time, because I think

it's a horse race to the finish line.

Not for man.

I've been carrying the MAGA red cap onto Air Force One.

Biden saying to Kamala, who's trying to say she has nothing to do with the Biden administration right now, on day one, well, this is day 3,000, baby.

Right.

The mind trick she's trying to pull on all of us, and then Biden on the view going,

I really did nothing.

I turned it all over to Kamala, and she's more than capable.

I mean, it's hilarious.

It is.

You could not expose her to the 10th degree if you have the eyes to see it.

You know, it's hilarious.

I have have to tell you, I don't, I would hate to be a comedy writer today

because

we're watching the biggest parody.

You watch it and you're like, it's not just me, right?

This would be hysterical if it wasn't our country.

Yeah, it is hysterical.

Yeah.

And it's even more hysterical when you like factor in people are that anybody is buying it at all.

Yeah.

That's even more hilarious.

It's a Monty Python sketch.

Oh, definitely.

He's definitely the person to vote for.

She's definitely in charge.

He can handle it.

Right.

And then yanking it all out the back door to give to Zelensky.

It's hilarious.

But

so many people don't understand

what a joke it is and how...

hilariously sad it is.

But I think we're supposed to laugh it to scorn.

And that's what comedians were cheerleaders for Laughing Power.

Were you concerned about the state of comedy?

I mean, because it's made a comeback.

Fierce.

Yeah, fierce.

Here in Texas.

Yeah.

But,

I mean, for a while there,

it was insane.

No one could crack a joke.

No one could say anything.

I've never seen that in America.

Had you ever seen that?

No, I never saw it.

When Obama signed the NDAA, I wrote on Twitter, well, that that kills comedy.

And it did.

And everybody got scared.

And, you know, nobody said anything.

And so.

Who's the Lenny Bruce today?

There's a lot of them.

Couldn't have said that four years ago, five years ago.

Everybody's stepping up.

Because I

talk to a lot of young comics, and I say to them, when they ask me, and a lot of them do ask me, you know, for my opinion.

And I go, we got to be braver than we've ever been.

that's what we have to do and

they are like there's so many young comics that they are just kicking down the doors well everybody knows we have to I mean anybody who's worth anything and knows what a gift it is to have the mind of a comic that's a gift from God you know you can't waste it you can't pander with it you got to go full force you know it's a muscle Did you want to be a comic your whole life?

Even when you were a kid?

Yeah.

My family was real funny.

And the only way you could keep from my dad hitting you in the head is if you'd say it funny.

Like, you know, you couldn't say anything.

Make my dad mad.

He had a short temper.

But if it was funny, he'd laugh because he wanted to be a comic, too.

My dad was really funny, but a mean kind of funny.

Yeah.

And he always went too far.

And I'm like, oh my God, I'm my dad.

But I always go too far, too.

And then I'm like, oh, thanks, dad.

But isn't that part of it?

I mean, a good

comedian will go too far occasionally because

it ruined my life.

That's right.

Did it ruin your life?

It ruined my entire life for approximately 10 days.

Yeah, it was a horror.

And

then the.

but you made enough money to not care and right,

yeah, but you know, the money I thought, you know, I was glad to have money.

Hell yeah.

I grew up on the welfare cheese.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So,

but the

goodwill that I had built that they took that away too.

And I had a really

the thing that hurt the most is I was always so proud of having a diverse audience.

So they shoved that, you know, knife right between me and my

black fans, which was the worst thing they could have done to me.

And, but,

you know,

I, like I told Tucker when he got axed,

I, because I had a couple years on him, you know, because we both got fired number one.

Yeah.

Which isn't even capitalism.

I don't even know what the hell.

But anyway,

I said, well, that's a state-run media.

Yeah, it's Prabda,

right?

Yeah.

So,

but I told Tucker,

it's like when God took us out of Egypt, you know,

he removed us from slavery, and we wandered around in the desert for a while trying to get our bearings, hopefully not 40 years like those guys did.

They didn't have GPS then, I said, or maybe they did.

But

then all of a sudden, you start realizing you're in the, you've been led to the promised land of free creative space.

It's really different.

It's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

When you're working in a space where you're not looking over your shoulder because a shoe is going to fall, you know, it is so great

to be, and I've been lucky enough to be able to do that for a while.

We have diverse staff.

We don't all agree on everything.

Of course.

We're just like Americans.

Right.

You know what I mean?

Yes, I do.

And we all have a sense of humor.

We all used to make fun of each other, especially the comics.

And we still do.

You know, we tell black jokes to each other, you know, because there's black people in the room.

That's why they don't like race jokes because they never have black people in the room.

It's true.

And

we tell, you know, Jewish and Catholic jokes because those people are in the room for more friends.

And

it's wonderful.

It takes all the difference away to laugh.

Yeah.

And when you I know I don't ever make a joke about

people that I don't like.

That's just knifing them in the back.

Yeah.

You know, people I love.

I mean,

my family's probably a little like yours.

We're brutal on each other.

Oh, of course.

Of course.

Oh, it's so fun.

I know.

It's so fun.

We went on vacation about a year ago, and I think we were in day three.

And my daughter said something to me, and I said, hold on just a second.

Do you realize I think it's been three days, and I don't think any of us have said one sincere thing to the other.

It's just all sarcasm.

It's fantastic.

We never say

sincere things either.

Ours are all fat jokes because everybody's kind of overweight or has eating disorders or something because it's so cultural.

Right.

But it's all fat jokes.

They're all so mean, but like even the really, really fat ones,

they tell the meanest fat jokes,

but it's just fun.

And it's just fun.

It's fun, especially when it's a family.

We were,

I was going into

a gallery that was considering taking some of my art.

And we had never met.

Your art?

I didn't even know you did it, but I saw it.

It's fantastic.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So I'm sitting in this gallery and I said to my daughter before, I said,

I dare you.

I dare you.

And she's like, don't tempt me, Dad.

I'll do it.

And I'm like, you'll never do it.

She sat, we sat there and they were, they had just said, we'll take you on.

And they were talking to the family and they got to her and she said, and she's a little actress, she's Lucille Ball.

And she kind of wells up with her eyes and she said, They asked about, you know, how are things with your dad?

What's it like around the house with him as a painter and stuff?

And she wells up and she says, I swear to you, he doesn't beat me.

we all laughed they didn't but we had a great

time

yeah

so

you are let's go back to 16 years old you're in a car accident yeah you were hit by a car yeah I got run over

and

brain damage what happened yeah the hood ornament went in my head through my skull into my,

you know, it went right in there in the brain.

And then

uh my legs got hooked under the tire and she dragged me 30 feet you know impaled there by my brain and uh and dragged how did she not well the sun was in her eyes it was a crest of a hill at going you know early in the morning there

and uh

so

i woke up in the hospital with uh

a couple days later out of coma

wow yeah how did that affect my head shaved how did that affect you

well

uh

oh gosh in so many ways you know my mother says you woke up a whole other person you were so nice till you got hit by that car

and uh

oh i i was uh you know You know that I grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah, and we had a lot of

Mormon neighbors.

And so, you know,

I was the only Jew in the neighborhood.

And so I have to tell you, that's a double whammy.

I always say, I'm a Mormon, and that's like the Jew of Christianity.

Yeah, it is.

You know what I mean?

We're kind of shoved off to the side.

You're a Jew in a Mormon community and pretending to be a Mormon?

Well,

we didn't pretend.

My mom was very taken with the Mormon church.

And, oh, that's the whole story.

Yeah, that's a long one.

Well, when I was three, we have time.

Oh, okay.

Well, when I was three, I wrote this in my book.

When I was three, I fell on a, I hit my face on a table leg, you know?

Yeah.

And I got Bell's palsy in my face.

So, my mom, here's how it goes, you know, Utah.

Are you Salt Lake?

Because that was different in the 50s.

Yeah, no, I lived in Utah for a while.

Not Salt Lake, though.

No, Provo.

Oh, Provo.

I would spent many months in Provo

State Hospital there.

Yeah.

But

so, well, in Salt Lake, it was like just a whole other world, kind of.

Yeah.

But it made me me because everybody was really religious and we just talk about God all the time.

Like, even when we played Barbie dolls, I'd be like, the Lord says, you know,

it's so great.

It is different than any other place.

Yeah.

But it was just part of our play.

Yeah.

It's part of everything.

Yeah.

yeah and uh

so my mom the first thing she does is call the rabbi to come over and pray for me

and uh he says a prayer nothing happens so then she calls the neighbors they're mormons to come over and pray for me the next day so they come over and pray over me and it goes away So my mom says, you know how everything's a sign and

the Mormon thing.

Well, Bell Palsy goes away.

Well, I didn't know that.

And neither did my mom.

So my mom's like, this is something from God.

And in my book, I say, why a health professional or a doctor is not consulted, you may ask.

But that's just Utah.

You never went to the doctor.

You just have someone pray.

And, you know, that's probably the best form of medicine they look at now.

That's the control group where, you know, you think you're getting the placebo.

Right.

You're getting the placebo works better than,

you know, because it's real deep stuff.

and uh so my mom she she decides that that's the church for her you know although we never joined but we did we went and me and my mom would travel all over Utah giving speeches for the Mormon church there on Sunday talking about me being healed you know wow and I believed I was healed and my mom believed I was healed you might have been I mean well I was yeah

when I was 15 I was reading uh i i say because i was very paranoid and you know from my upbringing and yeah you know having holocaust survivors as our friends and yeah

growing up in an apartment house there and

things i saw and heard but uh I read in a so my hobby was reading medical journals

and crime stuff, forensics.

And it's still that way.

But anyhow,

and it goes, Bell's palsy is largely a 48-hour to 72-hour thing.

I'm like, what?

And then I get hit by a car like about a month later.

When I come out of that coma, I'm pissed, you know, because nothing.

So first thing I do when I'm out of the coma, I'm like, okay,

I want a cigarette, you know, so I start smoking cigarettes.

I, you know, because I had traveled all of Utah

as,

you know, president of the Mormon thing, Mormon church groups, and always, you know,

I spoke.

That's where I did my first stage time was in the Mormon church.

Wow.

And I'd, you know, throw in some jokes.

Yeah.

You know,

and my mom played the piano and led choirs, and I also led Mormon choirs.

I was

this person.

Wow.

Children's music.

But,

well, I come out of it and I'm like, I'm having a cigarette, but I just become like a, I didn't, I was very, had an insulated life in that little community.

I never did anything

bad till then.

Okay, cigarettes,

smoking a marijuana cigarette.

I tried to drink beer, but it made me sick.

Coffee, anything, you know, because I was like,

it's weird.

When you're in, it's kind of like Rome.

When you're in that bubble,

it tends to make people choose hard each directions.

You have the edges.

So when you go bad, you're like,

I want all of it.

Well, I realized later, and plus I would be submerged into these horrible nightmares that were just horrible.

And later I find out, well, that's from a chronic head injury.

I had all that going on, you know.

And then I would put myself in these terrible positions.

And like my mom says, maybe I wasn't really the old Roseanne, I was the other Roseanne.

And then I started hitchhiking across country by myself.

Oh, my gosh.

And wasn't Ted Bundy?

Ted Bundy was from Utah, wasn't he?

Well, no, he was from, I think he was from Washington, but he came to Utah.

Yeah, okay.

He came down there.

And so you thought hitchhiking was a good idea?

I don't believe the stuff i did lived in a cave lived in parked cars crazy stuff was homeless did crazy and i wanted to be a hippie so bad i didn't even know what it was but you know everybody was doing it hate ashberry and i i wanted to do that so i got these sheets from Sears and made these long dresses.

And

then I got a guitar, which I didn't know how to play, but I carried it around and stuff.

And then I go sit on the corner

and I made all these love beads, and I put about 50 love beads on my neck, and I sewed them on so they can never come off, because I did everything wrong.

But I'd sit at the corner with this guitar going,

how many, I couldn't even play it, how many roses.

I just portrayed, I had to portray

this,

I don't know.

You're playing a role.

Well, I had to portray the not me.

You know, and then I was shipped off to the mental institution shortly thereafter.

Well, wait,

when you woke up after the coma, did they institutionalize you then?

Yeah, two months later, because I was just doing all these weird things.

Wow.

It wasn't me.

And I had been a math student.

I was doing calculus in ninth grade.

And I couldn't even add.

I could no longer even add.

And I couldn't read or

keep information.

I could retain information.

But I mean, it was a chronic head injury, you know, and

so they put me in the nut house there in Provo.

I was always like, I'm going to meet Marie Osmond because I loved her.

I just loved Marie Osmond.

In the nut house?

Well, I thought when we go out for our things, we're going to, when we go out to see the computer war tennis shoes for the 19th time, that was our only outing in the state hospital there.

I might run into Marie Osmond.

Wow.

Which I did on the view many years later, sitting there with her.

And I said, Marie, when I was a kid, I looked up to you so much.

And I thought, I'm going to be the second star that comes out of Utah, like Marie Osmond.

She goes, I never grew up in that backward state.

And it blew my mind.

And she goes, I was raised on the beaches of California.

I was not raised in that backward state where people are.

you're kidding and i was like wow huh

wow

that's kind of sad it was kind of sad that's really sad um

oh well nothing is what you think i know have you have you met

have you met anybody in that's famous or that you wanted to meet oh yeah i met everybody i wanted no i know but i mean how many what's the percentage that you went What do you mean?

I met BB King.

I'm a huge BB King.

Oh, I met him too.

I got to open for him.

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Well, I just went backstage and met him.

My wife, who I was dating at the time, fell asleep in his concert.

I'm a huge BB King fan.

She doesn't care.

We went backstage.

He didn't even look at me, but he looked at her and said, Come on over here and sit on BB's lap.

And I'm like,

She slept.

She's like, she looks so refreshed because she slept during your concert.

I've, I've, there's few people that you meet, I've sworn it off of people I really like,

except right now.

Because there's so many times when you meet people and you're like,

they're not,

that's, that's not who I thought they were going to be.

Well, sometimes that happens, like

Robert De Niro

bust, that guy, really, yeah, he wasn't nice at all.

He doesn't seem nice.

No, yeah, at all.

Yeah.

At all.

At a party there.

And that one was a bummer.

but uh let's see and when i you know when when somebody doesn't like me which in hollywood that happens a lot like uh i can't remember her name stockard channing yeah she's an old bitch too

and uh

when they don't like me i don't know if it's just me because i'm me and always was weird but also when i get

nervous i don't know why i do but it's probably because i'm a comic.

Well, then I just have to be really nice to them when they're not nice to me and just keep hanging around and being really, really nice till I force them to walk away.

Really?

Yeah, because it's just like, you're not going to take, you're not going to beat me down.

It's going to be the other way.

Wow.

Because it's always a mental check.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm like, it is so lovely.

It's so lovely.

It's just so wonderful.

And, you know, then that's.

I've got to try that.

yeah it's great yeah

they're like

was

was the but the I've met so many that were thrilling really yeah who

oh I'm trying to think Gregory Peck Wow oh hell yeah

right there in line at the 7-Eleven

Wow

and I I had been on TV on Johnny Carson a few times, you know, and I'm like, oh my God, I'm standing.

And so I'm like,

Mr.

Peck, I,

you know, love you.

What was that movie we all watched?

The Mockingbirdsbirds.

The Killer Monkeybird.

I go, can I have your autograph?

I would,

I've never asked anyone for that, you know.

And he was just a dream from heaven.

He goes, certainly you may, if I can ask you for yours as well.

Oh, wow.

That was a thrill.

The other thrill, Sammy Davis Jr.

Love him.

Oh, my God.

We were eating up Patsy's, me and my sister.

And he was having a party with his family in another room.

And the guy said,

the waiter comes out and he goes, Would you like to meet Sammy Davis Jr.?

And I'm like, Yes.

Yes.

Well, he would like to come out and say a word, have a word with you.

I'm like, oh, hell.

So here he comes.

I can't believe it.

And he

said

things to to me that I

still

can't believe so loving

so

complimentary so gentle so fatherly so wonderful

and

my sister she you know raises money for

you know

Jewish things

and so she's a pro at the uh and she goes

you, sir.

And so my sister goes into the hole.

We know everything about Sammy Davis Jr.

because he was Jewish and we loved that he converted and all we was, we loved.

So she goes, you, sir, are the greatest entertainer.

And she goes into a hole.

And then he tops it.

And so it was like Night at Friars Club, just the three of us.

It was one of the greatest.

Phyllis Diller, Rodney Dangerfeld, Dick Gregory,

that one.

That one was so deep.

And Richard Pryor.

George Carlin.

George Carlin.

Robin Williams.

Yes.

I mean,

I could.

You look back at your time and think,

I can't believe.

I mean,

this has been my life.

How about this one?

Tony Bennett invited me.

Nobody knows about this.

They won't believe it, but I have the picture.

He invited me to sing with him for four presidents, which I did.

You've got to be kidding me.

No, I did that.

What did you sing?

That was after the Star Spangled Banner when

everyone hated me and thought I, you know, was...

trying to destroy our country.

You were just...

I started too high,

basically.

and i knew i couldn't go there so i had to i go

i go make it funny at least yeah i want to run run away but i knew i couldn't wow but uh and the night before i did it i went on johnny carson he goes whatever you do as robert goulett told me don't start too high

but they didn't give me a note anyway it's my fault whatever

uh

But Tony Bennett was so nice.

And after that, he invited, you know, to kind kind of help me back

to sing with him for four presidents.

Wow.

I know.

What did you sing?

I can't remember.

I don't even remember, but we rehearsed it for days.

Wow.

And then we did it.

And

we did it somewhere in Hollywood.

It's all blank.

Wow.

But I actually did it, and I sounded good.

Of course, I was singing with Tony Bennett.

Yeah.

And the presidents were there, and it's just a blur.

I can't, I've blocked it.

But

that one was a big one.

I've had, and Johnny Carson calling me in and saying, do you write your own material?

I said, yeah.

He said, you're going to be the biggest comedian

ever.

And you have my personal guarantee for that.

Those things happen to me.

Wow.

Those things all happen to me.

And more.

And more

all over the world.

For me.

I mean, it's just,

you know, I.

Did you, when, when,

when you left Roseanne,

did you have any friends that stood up for you publicly?

Did anybody, I mean, I,

I reached out to ABC.

I heard you did that.

It's very kind of you.

I just thank you.

It's wrong.

We don't cancel people.

We don't

And kill them.

And kill their character.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then steal their life's work and turn it lift hard.

Let's talk.

That's what really burns my heart.

I want to go back to wait, what you just said.

They killed Roseanne.

Yeah.

Well, I think they did.

They killed the character on the show.

That's incredible.

And then they asked me, check this out.

Then they called me.

When they saw they weren't nobody's.

Anyway, they called me and asked me, did I want to make a guest appearance on the show they stole from me i'm dead as a ghost oh my god

oh my gosh i said i'm bowling that day

they're demonic

they're so short-sighted because they're arrogant and ignorant but you know they are just evil too what they did to me was evil but what made me so mad because i was waiting for this other shoe to drop since I went back, because

they hated

Trump so bad.

And

I thought, well, when they hear the facts.

No.

But then I knew, oh, it's because they know the facts.

That's why they hate him.

But it was consistent with the show.

Donald Trump is the guy for the blue-collar worker.

That's what I say.

Even if you didn't, even if you personally didn't like him, he's the guy the Connor family would have supported.

Of course.

And I didn't want to be the one that was for Trump because I thought that was too on the head.

I thought it should have been, you know, Dan Connor because it was mostly working-class men that were, you know, at that time.

But he wouldn't do it.

John Goodman wouldn't do it.

And neither would any of the other characters on the show portray the Trump,

the Trump voter.

But I wanted to show both,

both sides still loving on each other in the same family because that's America.

Yeah.

And maybe fighting about it, but certainly not trying to kill each other.

And they were trying to push us to that.

And that's why I came back because I didn't want to see America polarized like that.

And I knew that their whole thing was leading to segregation.

I knew it.

And I knew that that's what the left was going for.

But that is what Norman Lear did with All in the Family.

Two very big opposites, but they did not break up the family.

It's still, the family was still together and

they'd have brawls, but it was funny.

And in the end, they still loved each other.

BBC didn't see that?

No, and I also wanted to show that the working class is the most integrated class in America.

Yes.

And, you know, they hated all that too.

But

the thing is that nobody would portray the Trump voter, and I felt it was too on the head for me to do it, but it fell to me because nobody else would do it.

I thought it was too on the head, but someone had to do it, so I did it.

And then that all was the perfect storm for, and somebody overheard one of my writers.

In fact, it was Wanda Sykes that said, I'm just afraid this show

in the writer's room, I'm just afraid this show is humanizing

Trump voters.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

One of the writers on the Roseanne show, humanizing Trump voters.

What'd you say?

Well, someone reported it to me.

I said, I'm not going to renew her contract.

And she was the first one to say that I to interpret through lib-tard eyes what my tweet meant, which it didn't mean.

The left is as ignorant as it gets.

And they are so morally compromised, as I say, when you you have double standards, you have no standards.

What do you mean by that?

Well, the left is so compromised by their double standards, and double standards mean you have no standards.

I mean, it's got to be one law all the way down the line,

or you are everything they claim we are, racist, classist, separatist.

Unless you apply that same measure of judgment to both political parties,

then you have no justice system.

You have no justice.

You know, when you're going after people who walk through,

you know, on January 6th, walk through the halls of, you know, the hallowed halls of an election being stolen, and then people burning down and occupying that same building, nothing happens to them for 10 times the insult and injury.

Nothing happens to them.

But these people go 15 years and you're like, yeah, because Trump's Hitler.

What?

What does that say about you?

What does that say about your values?

That you would hold those two disparate ideas and systems of judgment in your head at the same time and think you're moral?

It's not.

They just have come to the place, though, that, I mean, you know, we've said as kids, I don't know about you but as kids the thing was you know if you could go back and kill baby Hitler would you kill baby Hitler

well no because the baby isn't Hitler yet you know he turns into that

but that's what they think they they actually think he's Hitler yeah and so The ends justify the means.

It doesn't matter what they have to do.

He's Hitler.

They believe any means necessary to, you know, which is Hitler.

That is Hitler.

Any means necessary.

That is Hitler.

They don't see it.

No.

Because, you know, I don't,

like I say,

a soul can change.

But a messenger cannot change.

So it's like it's on all kinds of deep levels.

Right, you're talking spiritually.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think when you're so

when all you do is parrot narratives that somebody else gives you

you're severely compromised.

And you're not they're not pushed against the wall ever.

Nobody ever challenges them.

So when you because they are privileged

just like them kids on Wall Street.

They come from privilege and they are in, you know,

they're packed in wool.

They always have an out.

They never go to prison.

You notice that?

Yeah.

They're never going to jail.

They never can't pay their bail.

Kamala bails them out.

They are the shock troops of the Democrat Party machine.

You know,

they're being used.

And it makes me mad because they're paying them.

like they're paying people to come here and with our tax dollars

to destroy the people that are paying for everything.

How stupid is that?

To disenfranchise the taxpayers?

I mean, can you get dumber than that?

You can't get dumber than that.

No, unless you have a plan to destroy it and then reset everything.

Well, that is what they're doing, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Did you have a point to where,

because you're not like a conservative, you're a socialist, you still conservatively.

Well, I ran for president as a socialist in 2012, and that's when I had my, I wouldn't even call it a red pill, but when I wanted to find out for myself how it works, because I already was having

thoughts.

And when I got in there and saw how it worked.

and saw why there is a third party and what their ground rules are and what they were to do and who's running it.

I saw for myself everything and then I went, yeah, I'm going to found a whole new party and I called it the Green Tea Party because I wanted to see a synthesis between libertarian and socialist.

Because

it's time for new ideas instead of old ideas that have never worked.

It's time for like something that works for people.

And I like capitalism.

I don't like crony capitalism.

I don't like vulture capitalism.

I don't think we've done capitalism for 100 years.

That's at least 100 years.

That's what I am.

I like freedom.

And I like, you know, who was it?

I can't remember the guy's name that said, yeah, capitalism tempered with empathy.

Yes.

That's it.

So

I say that I'm a constitutionalist.

It all goes back to that, that we have a guarantee to the right of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

And supposedly an entire constitution based on what Benjamin Franklin studied of the Iroquois Nation, a grandmother's council of representational government.

I love it and I'm for it.

And I, these last however many thousands of decades I have left in my life,

all my strength will go to the preservation of that.

For my grandchildren and your grandchildren, everybody's grandchildren here

and the world.

It's the only hope for the world, I think.

It's interesting how all of that we're being taught to hate Donald Trump

and that it's all Trump's fault.

And

we're arguing with each other.

But the entire Western world is passing the same laws.

They're having the same problems.

They're all overrun with migrants.

The people are rising up and saying, wait, we don't want any of I mean, the stuff that

the left and the establishment, really.

It is the establishment.

Yeah, the establishment, the stuff the establishment is pushing.

I don't know anyone who's asking for it.

No, we're not asking for it.

And, you know, with their installation of Kamala, they prove

they don't want any input from voters.

That's the last thing they want.

And they've proven it.

They want installation and they just want power over people

and uh you know

they use these ridiculous uh fulcrums to shove it down everybody's throat such as fake social

fake social issues like transgenderism which is really deep and ugly and horrible you hang on before you say this because i want to hear your opinion on this you had one of the first uh lgbt characters on tv i I mean, you've always

had a problem.

Before Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, everybody else, I've always been, I don't care who you marry.

Yeah.

You know, don't tell my church that I have to marry you.

Yeah.

But I don't care.

If you want to go marry a tree, marry a tree.

You know what I mean?

Whatever.

It's up to you.

It's between you and your God.

Well, if the tree is consenting, I don't think they should.

Okay.

So

tell me about

the transgender agenda, because you seem to be very strong.

Oh, yeah.

And in fact, that was part of the whole thing against me, because when I came back to ABC, the first thing they did, the publicist, said, before I will represent you, because the publicists are all in bed with the devil in Hollywood.

They're all, I always say, lesbian, the lesbian witch publicist cabal.

And you mean that literally?

Of course.

Yeah.

And

she said to me, before I will,

with my magnificence,

entertain a flea such as yourself, an overweight, unkempt flea such as yourself, I need you to issue an apology to the transgender LGBTQCIA community

for

and I said, I've already told y'all, no, I will not.

Then we sat there staring at each other.

It all goes back to a case that happened in Washington, the Coline Francis thing.

Coline Francis was a thing that happened in a university up there in Seattle or one of those friggin

drug-addicted havens of craziness.

And

these little girls, it was a little girl softball team, they had permission to use the facilities there for their little girl softball game, right?

So after they played with their parents from age seven to 13 or something,

they went in the sauna there at the university on their prescribed time that they were to do.

And there was

a woman with a penis in there named Colleen Francis.

Me, a man.

No, a woman with a Glenda, what's wrong with you?

Are you?

I'm sorry.

It was a woman with a penis.

It was a man.

It was a woman with a penis, and that's my advice to today's women.

Keep your penises in your pants, ladies.

There's no excuse.

Anyway, so,

um,

and

so

Zim

refused to cover Zimself

in front of these little girls.

And

the mothers were very upset, and the little girls were upset, and they ran and they complained.

Okay, don't you know, you know what happened.

The university took Zim's side, and

I was outraged.

Because I said, I've been so active for all my life in children's rights, you know,

against

child abuse.

And I said, we tell these little girls, you know, that

if the ice cream woman comes by and she shows her penis, that happened to my little kids, my kids when they were little.

That happened?

Yeah, to my little girls down the street, the ice cream woman.

I don't know if she was trans.

It was a guy with a penis.

Okay.

And they went went down to get their ice cream, and that's what they saw.

They were like six and seven years old, just a little girl's age.

Well, don't you know I took action on that?

You know, it's just not, it's not going to go.

We tell our kids to be safe, not let bad touch.

I don't even think.

Now in the schools, they're saying this is good touch.

When a drag queen puts her wiener in your face, that's good touch.

I mean, it's just crazy.

And I just kept going with her because I was like, this is wrong.

This is wrong.

It doesn't make any common sense.

It makes no sense that you would make children your target.

I'm not going to apologize.

Well, they came after me.

This was what, 2013.

Oh my God, I saved every tweet.

You're a cow, you know, you know, because they're tolerant.

You're a cow.

It went like this.

I kept it in order.

Cow,

pig, fat slob, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ends with Zionist baby killer.

All of it, and it all ends with Zionist baby killer.

I'm telling you, they're the same people.

Yeah, I know.

And they're sitting at home on disability.

I'm probably paying their damn wage with my taxes there to sit on their ass and do that, to terrorize old women, and particularly old women who are for children's rights against them.

And they're all in it together.

They're all getting paid.

And, you know, it's just the witches.

I think we.

And they're protecting pedophiles.

And children are their targets.

And let's just be really real about it.

And they're letting them out of prison after three months for 400 victims.

And the schools are moving them around the teachers' union, just like the Catholic Church did.

If they offend against children, they move them to another thing in the public schools.

It's not a lie.

It's real.

It is an epidemic of child sexual abuse.

And America is the center of it in the world of child sex slavery and prostitution.

I've done so many shows on it.

And I'm just not going to let people pretend they don't see it anymore.

That's why I love Trump.

The first thing he did was sign a paper against human trafficking of children.

And that's what they're doing at the border.

Look at that.

Look at that.

And they're all for it

because they have no standards and they have no morality and it's not about their wieners or what their rights are or any of that.

They're all involved in evil,

evil

child murdering crap.

And I'm not going to be silent about, nor will I apologize to any of them.

They can apologize to me for ruining, you know, everything I work for except for surprise, surprise, I'm back and I'm even stronger.

And I have my own network now.

And they can kiss my big fat ass.

So do you, here we are a few weeks away from an election.

42 days?

Yeah.

And,

you know, George Soros in my business, George Soros just got

a waiver.

to buy 200 of the biggest stations in America.

But it's his investment arm, not his social justice arm.

So that means he's getting it from us, the taxpayers, because his NGOs run on our money.

The guy's the biggest vampire.

He's always threatening to sue me.

I'm not supposed to talk about him.

But vampire capitalism, if you look it up in the dictionary, it's his face and his son's, who's a transgender.

You know, his son is a Zim, too.

I did not know that.

Yeah, and he's marrying Huma Abedin.

Did you know that?

Oh, yeah, I did know that.

See?

C?

Not one of them has ever went to jail,

including the queen of it.

She ain't.

When I said,

oh, I was so excited to come on your show because you laughed when I said it's artificial intelligence in a war against artificial intelligence.

And I just wanted to say, Hillary on TV saying people that are giving out misinformation need to be arrested.

That's exactly what I mean.

That is artificial intelligence at war against artificial intelligence.

It's crazy, isn't it?

It is.

It is.

Everything that they do,

they accuse the other side of.

That's how you, you know, when I was at Fedora.

That's Zelensky.

Yeah.

That's how I could tell what they were going to do.

I remember saying when I was exposing, you know, all their deep money stuff in the Tides Foundation, they would kick back on a few things and they'd be like, absolutely, we're not doing that.

That's what you're doing.

And I would say to my staff, look there.

Look right there because that's what they're doing.

They have to tell you.

It's in the devil manual.

It is.

It's right there in the devil manual.

I've never seen the devil manual.

Well, it's not really existing, but once you study how it all works, it's all counter information.

So it's like Cohen Telpro.

The devil works like that.

You know,

get them to consent

by putting out a movie like Obama does.

Here's what's going to happen in this predictive program movie.

Oh, we went and loved that movie.

Well, then you just gave your consent to it.

It's all a trick.

It's all a trick.

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Do you live near Hollywood now?

No, I live in Texas.

Hell yeah.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

You live in Austin.

But you moved here, what, three years ago?

Uh-huh.

I got my guns.

And you do you shoot your guns?

Oh, hell yeah.

I told you.

I told you, right.

Not really.

But I did go hunting and get a deer.

I got me a deer.

I got an eight-point buck.

And then I ate him, too.

Did you have did you smear the blood for your first kill?

Oh, no.

Jews, you've got to kosher it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we did that.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

So

we don't want to eat no blood, Jews.

That's why we salt everything and get diabetes and our fat.

You have a hard time seeing you in camouflage.

I was there, dude.

And I

tracked it, track and trace like the Chinese, that son of a bitch.

I seen him in the bushes there behind the tree, and I, yeah, I I got him a one shot right in the neck.

Wow.

Yep.

Wow.

It was cool.

Yeah.

You know, my daughter says she has cerebral palsy and she shoots.

And we'll go up to the ranch and she'll shoot.

And she says it's the only time she feels in control.

You know what I mean?

She, it's, there's something to shooting that, you know, just targets

that,

I don't know empowers you a little bit.

It's not that you're on this kick like I can go shoot everybody.

It's just it empowers you.

No, I know what it is.

What is it?

It's the focus of the mind and the eye and the finger.

That's intense focus.

And that's what comedy is for me is that intense focus, the intense

target to the

all of us comics say this, shot to the heart of the beast.

and the heart of the beast is the hypocrisy of these people that think they're gonna pull the wool over our eyes well here's a joke for you

and when everybody laughs at them

that's the worst thing that could happen to them boy they hate humor they hate any joke that's about them oh they hate it

always have

So we're going to tell more and more of them, and they're going to get sharper and sharper.

So I was just

starting to say, 40-some days away from the election, I'm concerned about

the loss of the platform if the left takes over because

they will censor everyone.

They'll put Musk in jail.

Yes.

Nationalize everything he's got, you know, for their child trafficking operation.

and their drugs and weapons, more war.

They want to kill a lot of people.

They are addicted to blood.

They are.

It's a blood.

They love blood.

It is.

They love to spill it and everything.

They love war.

They love death.

It's so weird how that has just, all of a sudden, the Democrats, who have always been the ones that are like, no war.

My dad said they were for it.

My, you know, they, my whole family was Democrats, and they still are.

It drives me crazy.

They think I am out there.

So, how do you deal with that?

I can't believe them.

I mean, I love them, but I'm like, you know,

my brother and sister are both gay.

Everyone's gay.

And so

they ran to line up for the

to get the,

you know, medicine, the shot.

They won't even see me because I didn't get it.

They're like, hey,

you didn't get the vaccination, so you can't come around us.

Well, you're vaccinated.

Isn't that the point?

I say, isn't the point that you're vaccinated?

Why

can't I come around?

If you're vaccinated, why do you have to protect yourself against me?

You're vaccinated.

They don't think right.

They just are brainwashed.

They're brainwashed.

Do you see us coming around?

Us?

No, no, the country.

Do you see the country?

What do you see in the future?

Because I have no idea how this thing is going to work out.

I mean,

I've been pretty good at looking, you know, over the horizon and saying this, this, this.

All bets are off.

Here's what I think.

And I also pray that I'm wrong.

I'm like, you know, I try to persuade God all the time because we always have conversations every day.

And what do your conversations like with God?

Yeah.

Why are you not doing what I'm telling you to do?

Yeah.

He's like, you'll find out in

due time.

Keep your pants on there.

And I always do, of course.

Right.

You're right again.

But

I think that if Trump wins, there's going to be a big-ass civil war.

And I think if Kamala wins, it's going to be a big ass civil war.

That's what I fear.

It's

so deeply divided, and they are all such

so many people seem to

not want to solve anything.

They just want to keep it going.

Well, we had four years to shore up our election system so we wouldn't have a civil war.

You know,

I don't think Americans have a problem losing when it's a fair fight.

But

nobody's going to believe.

Whoever wins, nobody's going to believe.

Well, what government does that unless they want the people to fight each other?

Well, they do.

They want to depopulate.

You know that.

They got to get rid of a lot of people because you know they have no place as richard pryer said to ride their horses

and uh

yeah they'll do that i i have in my act if just this once we could take all the hatred we have for each other

that's been fed to us

And we just agree to set it aside for just a time.

And instead we focus that hate that we have for each other and we

point it upwards towards the guilty at the top who are responsible for all this misery that makes us hate each other.

And we do that together,

everything would be solved.

It would be.

So the power of hate, let's harness it.

Why do I feel like

I feel like I heard millions of voices cry out, but suddenly we're stopped.

It's the Death Star.

But it is the hatred of evil, not each other.

We're commanded not to hate each other, not another human, but to hate evil.

And so let's try that.

Let's try fair elections, America.

Let's try ballots, paper ballots.

Why not?

Just this once.

I know, just this once.

And like I say to Americans, if you've never voted before, because the majority does never vote

just this once

for me.

Vote Trump because he has solutions that don't involve killing people?

You've known him for a long time.

I've known him not well, but

peripherally and kind of well on a spirit level.

What does that mean?

I have put my arms around him at Mar-a-Lago there.

I was waiting to put my arms around for a really long time because I knew I could pray on him, you know.

I've prayed on a lot of people and

a lot of times I

have witnessed the benefit of that because I'm a strong believer.

I hate the word believer.

You're a strong knower?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I was like, I'm going to, if I can just get my arms around him, I'm going to say this one prayer that I know is a prayer of protection.

And so I was always trying to get there.

Well, one time I was taking a picture with him and I go, here's your chance, you know.

So I run in there, hello.

And then the Secret Service guy grabs me, you know.

And, well, no, it wasn't the Secret Service.

It was Trump.

He very gently rearranged my arms down to my sides.

That's amazing.

Yeah, like this.

Hello, Roseanne.

And I go, ah, hell, I blew my chance.

And then I go, I could have been shot

that I was grabbing on him.

But then I did see him at night because I was praying God give me the chance to get my arms on him, you know,

around him.

And here he comes as I was leaving, drunk from having dinner with Junior.

And I'm leaving.

Here he comes, just with his

bodyguard.

in him.

He's walking right up to me.

And I knew it was the moment because all my hairs were standing, you know.

So I just go, do it.

So I did put my arms around him and I just prayed on him for protection of him because

he means so much to

he means so much to Jewish people

because because it is our,

I believe it is, our very existence hangs

on him.

I'm surprised to hear you say that.

I think he is,

I think he's amazing on that, just amazing.

But

the existence hangs on God for the for the Jewish people.

Well, I think God's working through Trump.

Yes.

That's what I mean.

Yeah, okay.

And he's the only one who gets it.

I mean that that other side of,

you know,

they hate Israel.

They want it gone.

You know, and it isn't just the name Israel.

It's, you know, the largest group of Jewish people in the, you know, second largest in the world.

But only from the river to the sea.

Yeah, aside from that.

Aside from that, you know, it used to be the whole event, but since the Democrats got in there and the liberals, this is the real truth, as they mouthed all their

PLO propaganda that comes from the KGB, that's where it originates,

and the Muslim Brotherhood, who went into business together,

and Obama sits at the top of all of that.

But since they did that, they actually

kicked out all the Jews from every other country in the Arab world.

Every Arab state is now Juden Rhine while they were talking about their PLO Palestinian fake stuff.

Every Arab state is now Juden Rhine, and they all went to Israel, and now they can circle in for the kill.

This was a plan from Hitler.

Oh, I know.

And

you don't get to hear about that.

The press

of this country is so compromised and so under the NWO,

which is Nazi World Order Fourth Reich.

We never get to say that on TV.

Thank you, Glenn, for letting me say that.

And, you know, it is like Satan hates the Jews.

And Satan always has hated the Jews.

And he's got many guises and ways to get around it.

Different stories he makes up that people buy.

Do you think, because I have a different theory on this.

Oh, good.

I don't know if he hates the Jews as much as he hates God, and God made a promise to Abraham.

And Satan must have seen that and went, I just have to kill this group of people, because if he breaks his promise, I win.

And so he's

trying to kill the Jews because he actually thinks he's going to win.

Well, there's a whole different ways of looking at it.

Like they say, some say, well, he wants to get rid of all the Jews because that's where the Messiah is going to come from or did come from whichever way you're but he's supposed to come back right if you're christian he's going to come what time is it yeah i know yeah yeah right right but that's all a whole big subject yeah but um

also in torah it says well because we are in a spiritual war and it's we all see it, but it's so great that we see it because we never saw it so clear.

So this is good.

Yes.

Because it says in tora those are the birth pangs when people see clearly those are

the beginning of something great when we see clearly yeah but also in tora it says that the devil who god created right he didn't just spring up of his own power

That in the upper courts, when on judgment day, when God judges us after we die, he turns into the prosecuting attorney in the upper court because he knows our sins better than we do.

So he goes after us here with full glee and when we fall and he can get us to go bad, that's great for his case up there because he's

that's what he's supposed to do, prosecute us for our sins that we went with him and did.

He's like a double agent, you know?

Yeah.

And I I like telling people that because they go, oh shit.

And everybody everybody should have an oh shit moment about right now.

They should be having that and going, you know what?

Maybe I'm going to have that still small voice inside.

Maybe I'm going to get right with that and look in the mirror and, you know, try to correct myself.

Yeah.

I hope everybody's doing that because who knows what's going to happen.

I don't know what they're going to do to us next.

But whatever it is, it's because God wants it to happen.

Amen.

And it's

he might need us to.

he might need, there's two ways to learn in Torah.

Torah says,

you learn through joy or you learn through suffering.

Correct.

So maybe, maybe some of us need to.

I don't know.

You know, it's amazing because I've always said if

I went to a European or especially

a German Jew back in 37 and said, you know what?

Israel's going to come out of of this.

It will be reasons.

You know, as a Jew, you would say, oh, okay, but how do I get from here to here?

Something good is coming.

It's just the middle part that we're, you know, you're like, well, that could be tough.

It says in there,

a lot of us are going to have to go.

Yeah.

A lot of us are, and this means all humans.

A lot of us just can't choose.

And the ones who choose wrong are definitely going to go.

But the ones who can't choose good, they're going to go too.

You know, that's how it works.

Would you be this way if you hadn't grown up around Holocaust survivors?

If you hadn't seen good and evil so clearly as a kid, do you think you would have stood up

all these years and done the things that you've done as far as standing on principle?

I don't know.

I just know what it, what it is.

I don't know what would have been if I would have been

six feet tall, blonde, and had a waist.

I might have made something of myself.

Okay, before you go, I've got a list of names.

Okay, this is just rapid fire.

Okay.

Okay.

First thing that comes to the end.

You're going to say something mean or nice.

No, you can say whatever.

Whatever comes to me.

Let me see what mood I'm in.

I'm in my comic mood.

Okay, good.

This should be good and entertaining.

Gavin Newsom.

Clone.

Taylor Swift.

They made him off the scrapings of Nancy Pelosi's, what do you call it?

What's it called?

Poopa.

Loofah.

Poop.

Foopa.

Foopa.

Okay.

Taylor Swift.

Satan.

Really, do you want to...

We don't have to stop and.

and

I just can see who's in who's doing the devil's work.

She is just, I guess she's talented, talented, cute, Satan, Satan,

Travis Kelsey,

plant.

What do you mean?

He's her beard.

White dudes for Harris.

Oh, my Lord.

Satan

Zelensky.

Satan.

Are you gonna give all of these same?

Well, they are okay.

Putin.

Scary

Zi Jingping scary.

Nancy Pelosi.

Satan.

Scary.

Worse than

worse than all the above.

Pete Buddhajudge.

Oh, oh God.

Zim

Mark Hamill.

Clone.

Mark Ruffalo.

Oh, my God.

Hamas.

The cast of the view.

Lesbian witches.

George W.

Bush.

Satan.

John Goodman.

Weiner.

The people that make up BlackRock.

I pray for them every day because Russia's Shona is coming, and I'm telling you what, they're not going to get away with it, and they better repent because it's the time for Jews to go back to source.

And I'm telling you what, it's not going to work for you this time.

Oh, no, oh, no, not this time.

Better get ready.

George Soros.

I am unable to answer that as he's already threatened to sue me.

Okay, nice.

Mel Gibson.

Satan and Hitler together.

Okay.

Okay.

They won't use that in the court of law at all.

Mel Gibson.

Cute.

Cute.

He's cute.

He was so nice to me.

He's a nice guy.

He let me use

the scenes from Braveheart for my Hanukkah play at my synagogue.

It's so nice.

You had to ask Mel Gibson for a

Hanukkah play?

Well, I had a Hanukkah play at my synagogue, and I had it be like Braveheart, you know, because they were the Maccabees.

And I, so I used that as the background for the kids to,

you know, come down and fight the Hellenists.

I used the clip of Braveheart.

Wow, see, that's a difference between you and me, because if I was doing something like that, I would just use it, assuming he's not going to find out that I was doing it at my, you know, my local church.

Well, I wanted him to know.

And he said, go for it.

So I had, you know,

they were defiling the temple.

I did this.

It was so funny.

And so I had this guy who had an actual Oscar.

And so I had the Greeks come in with the Oscar.

And they defiled the temple by putting it on the altar.

It's been great to see you.

It's been so great to see you.

I hope to see you again.

I hope to see you again, too.

Thank you.

Thanks for letting me call these

Satans.

Satans, what they are, Satan-worshiping Democrat donors.

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