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Yeah.
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Oh my gosh, have you seen The Border?
Is great.
Going well.
Is great.
Never been better.
Well,
well, maybe, but it's fixed now.
At least that's what you hear from the wonderful and
just lovely talented dancers at the White House this weekend.
And fortunately for them, all of the people in the media.
You know, I've been thinking about,
oh,
the future.
And my first thought is, ah, don't make any plans.
My second second thought is, you know, we're waking up.
America really is waking up.
I have some stuff that came out a few years ago from Klaus Schwab that nobody would have believed, you know, when it came out originally seven years ago.
And now it's starting to make the rounds again and people are like, did you know about this Klaus Schwab guy?
And now the good news is he can't say that stuff anymore.
I mean, that may be bad news because now they just keep it in secret, but we know now that they're keeping keeping stuff in secret.
So
we're past their voodoo magic.
You know what I mean?
Part of the problems with their strategy, which is always first deny,
is that they usually go on record on this stuff before people know what it is.
They will openly discuss it.
They can't wait.
They think that they're in the majority.
Or I think a better
understanding of this is that they really
don't care about the average person.
I've got some stuff.
In fact, would you call Ricky and ask her to get hold of Tristan and see if I can get that quote he gave me last week?
There's unbelievable stuff going on with these people who just think they're better than everybody else.
And I just want to ask you where we are on this.
When I first read this from Rudyard Kipling, Gods of the Copybook Headings, I thought, wow, that's pretty good.
What the hell does that mean?
And then I did my research on it and found out that Rudyard Kipling was a guy who was standing against all of these experts right before World War I who were like, you know what, it's going to be great.
Ah, yeah, a few people will die, but we're going to be able to restructure all of Europe and it'll be a utopia.
And he's like, yeah, but people.
are going to die, a lot of them.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I do.
And the people aren't aren't for the dying part of your plan.
Yeah, they don't know.
So after World War I, he decided to write a warning for anybody who cared to listen, he said, because it would happen again.
These same experts would come up.
Now, this is something that I really want to make clear.
Don't listen to the experts.
Okay.
Tell me what one of these experts has gotten right.
Tell me what the Treasury or the Fed has gotten right.
Tell me what the experts at the Pentagon have gotten right.
Tell me what the banking community has done right.
I mean the big banks, the experts in the big banks.
What have they gotten right?
Stop listening to them.
Listen to yourself.
This is the biggest difference between the progressive era and America.
America used to say,
you know, I know this this is 100 and some years ago, but we used to say, believe in the people.
Believe in the people.
They're going to get it wrong from time to time, but they'll eventually figure it out and get it right.
Believe in the people for inventions.
Believe in the people for advancement.
Now our entire society is geared to the people are ridiculously stupid.
And don't even talk to them.
Don't even tell them the truth.
They don't need to know the truth.
Okay?
That's a lie.
And we are stupid and uninformed because we've been treated this way for about a hundred and some years.
And so everybody's like, I don't know.
I don't, I don't have a degree in flamubelowicz
university.
So
why should I have opinions?
If you're not a biologist, surely you can't know what a woman is.
Exactly right.
Exactly right.
I go to a nightclub or something and I'm like, I don't know.
Are you a dude?
Are you a woman?
I don't think there should be a problem of me finding out when we finally, you know, hitch up whether a man or a woman.
And it makes no difference to me because I didn't go to some fancy university.
Okay,
so let me just take you through this and tell me where we are, Stu.
I think we're on
the
right side of this now.
I think all the bad stuff is really starting to has already started to happen and so we're like oh wait a minute that poem that that rudger guy wrote might have been right
so listen to this as i pass through my incarnations of every age and race i make the proper prostations to the gods of the marketplace Peering through reverend fingers, I watch them flourish and fall.
And the gods of the copybook headings, I noticed, outlast them all.
So gods of the copybook headings, just a quick reminder, those are the things that you used to have to write at the top of the page when you were in school.
You'd practice your cursive or your letters and you would, you know, water will wet, fire will burn, all the things that everybody agreed on.
In the old days, God is good.
And you would trace those, and those were all things that everybody knew was true.
And so he's saying here, you know,
I've already genuflected to all of the modern gods and I watch them through my folded hands as I'm praying to them.
And I notice that
the things that we always said were true outlast that every time over and over and over again.
We were living in the trees when they met us, the things that are true.
They showed us each in turn that water would certainly wet us and and fire would certainly burn.
Now, here's the new part that we were entering into just a couple decades ago.
But we found them lacking in uplift, vision, breadth of mind.
So we left them to teach the guerrillas while we followed the march of mankind.
Happen?
We're the gorillas, by the way.
The non-experts.
The one that didn't go to Flubwommetwitch University?
I got a decree and,
you know,
things that chicks do that they don't like.
Well, we don't call them chicks because I have a university document.
Okay?
We're the gorillas left behind.
We moved, as the spirit listed, but they never altered their pace.
being neither cloud nor windborne like the gods of the marketplace.
But they always caught up with our progress and presently word would come that a tribe had been wiped off its ice field and the lights had gone out in Rome.
Let me ask you, does that sound a little like, oh, I don't know, California?
We're going into this great utopia where everything's going to be marvelous and energy is going to be flowing like rivers which we shall never dam.
But it's going to be flowing like crazy with this new kind of energy that we don't really have.
And even though our weather is perfect year-round, we don't really have really cold temperatures or really hot temperatures, but we're constantly experiencing our power going out.
Yeah, you guys just do what we're doing.
You'll love it in Buffalo.
Okay?
That's what he's saying here.
Yeah, we notice maybe that like the lights lights have gone out.
With the hopes that our world is built on that they were utterly out of touch.
Isn't that where we are?
We're just hoping.
Yeah, maybe they, maybe those wind mill things will work,
right?
Because
people who like natural gas stoves, well, they're out of touch and they don't want to save babies and children and air and stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Let's see how that's going to work out for you.
With the hopes that our world is built on that they were utterly out of touch, I mean, they denied the moon was Stilton.
They denied she was even Dutch.
Now, doesn't that sound like a conversation we would have at some point?
You know, the moon is actually Dutch.
What?
What do you mean, what?
Everyone knows the moon is Dutch from Holland.
Are you out of your mind?
You are a dangerous
extremist for not admitting that the moon comes from Holland.
That's where we are.
Yes.
But they also denied that wishes were horses.
And we all know that horses are wishes.
And wishes are horses.
And they denied that pigs had wings.
So we worship the gods of the market who promised us all of these things.
Oh yeah, don't worry guys.
No, no, no, we know, we understand the market.
Yeah, we can print as much money and spend as much money as we want.
And inflation won't be a problem.
It'll be transitory.
Yeah.
Yeah, it generally is transitory.
It gets really, really bad, and then everybody is wiped out and money has no value.
So I guess,
I guess that's transitory because there's nobody left to buy any food or eat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're going to promise you these wonderful things.
Now, what have they been promising us?
Money.
You can have it all.
The market really over you.
Don't worry about the little people.
Just look at the stock market.
How's it doing?
Equity.
We're going to end all hatred.
Yeah.
People won't hate anybody anymore if you just listen to what we say.
But we have to do a few things first.
And what are the few things?
I can't believe that this country hasn't banned the gun yet.
We have a problem with guns.
No, no, we really don't.
We have a problem with the wrong people having guns.
And when I say the wrong people, I mean the crazy people.
The people that want to do these things.
So why is there an increase in that?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean,
they're all the people that know that the moon is Dutch, right?
Oh, yes.
Yes, they are.
Lately.
Okay, so I don't know.
It must be the gun.
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All right.
So,
Stu, what have you learned so far?
That is fabulous, and thank you for sharing.
I think you're right on that.
No, I have an answer to that.
No, that's great.
No, what have we learned so far?
The guy who's going to mock the Wubba Schnutz University for being elitist is the same guy who not only went to Yale, but is currently wearing a Yale t-shirt.
This is radio, man.
Nobody knows it.
Don't mention the Blaze TV or Pluto TV or anything.
Okay.
Got it.
They don't know.
No, they're stupid.
Okay.
Good, good.
They didn't go to the university like I did.
So what we learned is they got to take care of a few things.
And Rudyard Kipling said they will come up with a few things that you have to do first.
And he wrote, when the Cabrian measures were were forming, they promised us perpetual peace.
They swore if we gave them our weapons, the wars of the tribes would cease.
Do we have tribes now here in America?
No.
Yeah, no, no?
Okay, well.
But then they disarmed us and they sold us and delivered us bound to our foe.
And the gods of the copybook heading said, stick to the devil you know.
Okay, what else are they taking care of?
Well,
we've got to make sure that you can't define a woman, all right?
Because we're destroying the family.
I mean, we're helping people be more enlightened.
Rudyard Kipling said, on the first feminine sandstones, we were promised the fuller life.
which started by loving our neighbor and ended by loving his wife.
See, it all starts with, this is good, this is this what Jesus would do this is what he wants you to love your neighbor wow and your neighbor's wife is kind of hot you know what I'm saying forget that family stuff and all of a sudden you're like where's Jesus I don't know maybe he's arguing about Holland
anyway
Though we had plenty of, oh, I'm sorry, tell our women and tell our women had no more children.
How many people are you hearing today going, I'm excited to have kids.
This is an exciting place for kids to be.
I can't wait to have a bunch of kids.
Okay.
Till our women had no more children and men had lost reason and faith.
I don't sounds kind of, huh?
And the gods of the copybook heading said, the wages of sin is death.
See, that's kind of an important thing.
That's kind of like, you know, you do things that are bad.
Oh, there might be a Soros DA here that will get you off, but Soros doesn't represent anyone at the bar of judgment.
And by the way, the Judgment Bar, there's no liquor served.
In the Carboniferous Epic, we were promised abundance for all by robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul.
I don't think I even need to explain that, do I?
Though we had plenty of money.
Oh, we're going to have plenty of money soon there was nothing our money could buy and the gods of the copy book heading said if you do not work
you shall die who has plenty of money right now oh the people that were getting all of the dolls they're getting everything you know don't worry no no no don't worry you can't afford that house I tell you what those guys see Peter over there he's got that nice house he doesn't even know how nice he's got it he's gonna pay extra for his house so you can have your house.
Wait a minute.
What?
Yeah, and Paul loves the idea.
Peter, not so happy about it.
What's the lesson?
Hmm.
Maybe you shouldn't take the dole.
Maybe you should work
or you shall die.
That's a copybook heading, ain't they?
They deny that pigs have wings.
So, okay, I'm going to wrap this all up.
Where are we on this cycle?
Where are we?
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Okay, so we were at the gods of the copybook headings.
Last we left our dynamic duo.
They were struggling with Rudyard Kipling.
Yes, it sounds fabulous and exciting if you just joined us, but it's even more than that because it's poetry.
Now,
this was a poem that he wrote in like 1919, 1920, right after World War I, and he did it to warn future generations.
And so we left it where he's like, okay, remember, they're going to promise you all kinds of stuff like peace, don't don't give them your guns.
Then they're going to say, hey, you got a full life if you just love your neighbor, but it'll end with you loving your neighbor's wife.
And then they were taking money from collected, collected, selected Peter
to pay for collective Paul because nobody was working.
Then he says, no, Stu, are we there on all of those things that I read in the first half hour?
Pretty much.
We're there, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And people are getting it now.
People are starting to wake up to it.
Okay.
Then the markets, the gods of the markets tumbled.
Okay, so this is the next thing.
Things are going to start getting really bad.
Then the gods of the market tumbled and their smooth-tongue wizards withdrew.
Now, I think we're already there.
I think you see a lot of people withdrawing and going, wait, this isn't what I thought it was.
Okay.
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
so the next phase is some of the people who have been the most cruel the most vindictive the most the meanest on this
if they can humble themselves they will begin to understand that all is not gold that glitters and two and two do make four
and the gods of the copybook headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was in the birth of man.
There are only four things certain since social progress began.
That the dog returns to his vomit.
What's that mean?
The sow will return to its mire.
And the burnt fool's bandage finger goes wobbling back to the fire.
So the pigs, the dogs, and the fool all go back to the way they were because they're dogs, pigs, and fools.
And they always will be dogs, pigs, and fools.
You can't change that
through social progress.
And after all of this is accomplished, And the brave new world begins, which we are now in, a brave new world, would you agree with that?
When all men are paid for existing, and no man must pay for his sins, are we there?
As surely as water will wet us, as surely as fire will burn, the gods of the copybook headings with terror and slaughter return.
That's the only thing I think in this poem that is left.
And that one's up to us.
That one's up to us.
To get back on the course,
are we going to lose our first citizenship in defense of our second citizenship
we're passport holders to two kingdoms one God's kingdom that's our first citizenship the second one is the United States of America and I love the United States of America not quite as much as God's kingdom but it's still pretty sweet or at least it has been And I know so many Christians that are like, yeah, but what are we going to do about it?
I mean, I think it's time we start ripping faces off.
And I'm like, yeah,
I don't think that's what Jesus would do.
But then again, that cat wasn't around when people were loving each other's wife.
So I don't know.
If we become everything we despise,
if we think we have to exact revenge, because that's what's happening.
That's the dark side.
That's the dark side.
Don't follow your feelings, Luke, if your feelings are saying,
that's my dad, and I think he's pretty cool.
Don't do it.
That's what they have done.
They have...
They want to inflict punishment.
Punishment on anyone that they disagree with punishment and destroy you vindictively destroy you and they don't really even care if they have it right
you know the night of long knives which hitler was uh you know in charge of it was killing all of his stormtroopers
but
they just did it and they went to people's houses even if it was the wrong guy they still killed him and all his family.
And the neighbors are like,
no, that's another guy that's part of the stormtroopers, same name.
He lives down the street.
And it was no big deal.
Well, they got the message, didn't they?
Well, yeah,
you killed the wrong person and slaughtered their family.
Yeah, but the other guy with that name, he sure learned a lesson now.
Okay.
That's a lot of of people will get to that point.
Wrong way to go.
Right way to go?
Chinese fake fentanyl.
I just think that's, I mean, we got it.
We got it.
We got it coming over the border like crazy.
Why not?
You know?
Gosh, that reminds me of, what was his name?
He was such a powerful leader,
Jim Jones.
But anyway, so we've got that coming over the border.
Well, I should say, Stu, we had it coming over the border, but now things are fixed.
Oh, yeah, they've improved things quite a bit on the border.
I don't know if you've been following this, but there were some outlandish people who were thinking that maybe there would be a problem around this Title 42 departure that, you know, maybe things would go badly.
But we now know things are fine.
Things are fine on the border.
Everything went well.
Now,
some have noted
that perhaps the
measurement from the administration of things going well is not particularly reliable.
Like, for example, when you have $5 a gallon gas,
and then you bring it back to like $4.30 a gallon.
When it was $2?
It used to be $2, and then you say that that's going well.
We've improved gas prices, right?
Yeah.
Well, the good news is that people are goldfish, and so they don't remember that it was $2 before you got into office.
Right.
Or if you go, let's say, several decades having no inflation basically at all.
Yeah.
And then
you have 8% inflation,
and then you bring it down to 5% or 6% inflation.
That's a super, super move.
We've improved things is the way they talk about that.
Biden and the entire administration, Kamala Harris, KJP, are all out there bragging.
about this border improvement, where last week we had 11,000 people crossing per day, and now it's like 5,000 or 6,000, which is five or six times what Barack Obama called a crisis back when he was president.
Maybe those are the old days.
Those are the old days.
Don't even think about that.
So he's wearing powdered wigs.
Biden has, again,
hit this place where he's slightly better than the worst of all time.
And he was also the worst of all time.
And yet he's out there bragging about the slightly better than himself.
And have you noticed that he's won two worst of all time awards?
Yeah, he's a multiple medal medal award winner.
He's practically that swimmer guy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way,
another one that...
Another...
That's who I was thinking.
Thank you.
Another one that should be looked at and praised is
President
Mentos, whatever his name is, down in Venezuela.
President Mentos, the freshmaker?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, he's the guy who just crawls into one door of your limousine.
He's like, ah, freshman.
And then he goes out the other side.
But anyway,
he's gotten inflation under control.
Right.
When he took office, the Biden approach.
Yeah, it was like 100,000% inflation.
And people were eating the zoo animals.
And now nobody's eating zoo animals because they're all dead.
But nobody's eating them.
And inflation is only 1,000%.
So that's great.
Yeah.
That's great.
Think about that.
You know, Erdogan was making this same argument in Turkey over the weekend.
He was in a very tight re-election battle.
And he was saying, hey, our inflation's down to only 44%.
Wow.
See?
See?
I mean, like, that's great.
We should get our inflation up to 100%,
and then he can drop it down to 40%, and everybody will be like, whoa, we've got to re-elect this zombie.
Please don't give them any ideas on that front because they may very well attempt that.
But like.
We know for a fact that the Biden administration was coordinating with the Mexican immigration authorities to let people across the border before Title 42 went to the U.S.
bringing back our international relationships on the world stage.
We're a leader again, Stu.
Are we?
Is that what this is?
In Mexico, sure.
He's also introduced new programs.
So instead of going to the border, you just fly into the city directly.
So like people are arriving in Cleveland and Boise
and Lincoln, Nebraska instead of going to the border.
And so they don't count as border apprehensions.
That's not a
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Can I tell you something though?
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I just just want to make it my home i would guess the people who are listening in lincoln nebraska do not feel the same way as you but what do they know they're not experts true they didn't go to wubber schnitz university and get that really special degree you know so they're not experts they don't have a right to even talk
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I just want to take down a little, little trip.
Because when you have history
and you have history in your own hands,
it's kind of hard to argue with it.
So I thought, why not go in to the American Journey Vault and get something I
purchased here recently.
This is Stephen F.
Austin's Conditions for the Colonization of Texas.
And this is
from 1824.
Stephen S.
Austin's dad had gone down to try to get a colony started in Louisiana.
Then his dad, I think, got it, and then he he died, and so it expired.
So his son, Stephen F., goes down to Mexico in 1824 after the breakaway from Spain and says, hey, I want to start a colony.
And I know it's in Texas, but
I know it's in Mexico, but I think this would be really, really good.
And the Mexican said, okay, a couple of things.
You can't be closer than 10 leagues from the water.
I don't even know how much a league is.
I doubt he did.
So he's probably like, cool.
And you can't be 20 leagues from a border from any other country.
And he was like, again, with the league thing, cool.
I don't know.
Just sure, shoot me a ballpark.
How many miles is that?
I think it's about three miles, by the way.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Good, good.
Okay.
So.
Other than the league thing,
they had a few conditions.
And in this document from Stephen F.
Austin he wrote it all down he was there in Mexico and he's like let me take some notes
so the government of Mexico admits the project for colonization of 500 families so far as it is comfortable with the colonization law papered by the legislature of the 4th of March of this year.
Okay, so we're cool with it so far.
As long as it goes in with our laws, we're okay.
And we have 10 conditions.
And condition number one is we've got 10 conditions that you have.
Okay, so let me get to, we actually only have nine, but they didn't count the league thing.
So I'm going to give, you know, the two for one.
Anyway, so here it is.
Number two.
He shall respect the possessions given to settlers who occupy any land under legitimate title within the limits designated.
In conformity with the state law of colonization of the 24th of March, he said
citizen Stephen F.
Austin shall be obliged to introduce said families within the term of six years, counting from the day with these conditions are signed by said
empresario Austin, under the penalty of losing the rights and benefits granted by him or to him by the eighth article of said law.
So in other words, we're going to try this for six years, okay, and we can renew it, but don't screw it up.
Fourth thing, the families which are to camp on this colony, besides being industrious, as he offers in his position, petition, must be Catholics and must be of good morals and must be able to prove these qualifications by documents acquired by the fifth article of said law of colonization of the 24th of March.
Okay, so let's just say, now, remember, this is an American citizen wanting to colonize.
Just, I just want to put a town up in Mexico.
Okay.
You're not using all this land.
I won't get near the beaches or another border.
I don't know what you're freaked out about, but okay.
And I just want to bring 500 families in.
And if it works, we'd like to expand.
And they're like, cool, nobody's using this land.
In fact, I I predict in 150 or 75 years,
it'll still be a lot of empty land.
And what do you know?
They were right.
So they say yes to him,
colonizing, just like we might be saying to them now, okay, you got a lot of people that want to come in.
Okay, here's here's one condition.
We're going to, you can, you can go to the beach if you want.
We're fine with that.
However,
you have to be industrious.
You have to be Catholics.
I mean, I don't think, I mean, I'm sure there's some Catholics like, yeah,
but there's some probably some other, like, do we forget the Seventh-day Adventist?
Really?
They haven't probably had a real boom in their collection plate in a while.
Maybe we, maybe we just rotate that.
You have to be a different faith, except for the Satanists.
Okay.
And you have to be of good morals.
Now, can you imagine if we just said that?
You have to, nobody's coming across our border unless you're industrious,
you want to be a seven-day Adventist, and you're of good morals.
Imagine if we just said, you're of good morals and prove it.
They would have a cow.
But what they wouldn't have there in Mexico would be the conditions that they laid out, that I have in my hot little hands right now.
Now, I'm going to offer this to the governor of Texas if he decides, I don't know, maybe I should do something.
Because if you're bringing more people in than 500, he had to go and ask for permission.
Otherwise, it would have been declared, what's that word?
Starts with an I,
has an N at the N, and evasion in the middle.
It would have been an invasion.
Then
Stephen F.
Austin is obliged not to admit in the new colony criminals.
Okay, pretty clear on that.
You mean like people who come in and sell drugs or stab people or
even get kicked out of the country and then keep coming back over and over and over again.
You mean like those people?
Okay.
No vagabonds, huh?
Or men of bad conduct or character
and cause such that are within his limits to leave.
And if be necessary, he shall drive them out by force of arms.
So wait a minute.
Mexico said: if you bring anybody of ill repute into what is now the state of Texas,
we should drive them out even if it was by force of arms?
Ha!
That's weird, isn't it?
For this purpose, he shall organize the new colonists in a body of a national militia, which he shall be the chief until otherwise ordered.
So Mexico said, Yeah, you can put together a militia.
Now, we wouldn't do that in these days because those people are crazy zealots, you know, townspeople who decide that they're going to defend their town.
That is just rich, just rich.
And strangely, so is Joe Biden from public service all these years.
The eighth official communications with the government or the authorities of the state, instruments of writing and other public acts, blah, blah, blah, all has to be written in Spanish.
Why?
Because that's the language of the country.
Spanish.
Now imagine if we said, by the way, you want to come over here, you want to do something, you got to
communicate in El Englisho,
you know,
because we don't speak El Mexico,
oh,
or whatever it is you're speaking down there.
Oh my gosh, this is a man.
If he's so ignorant, how could this guy get a radio show?
He doesn't even know that it's
Spanish and American.
Also, the ninth, it will also be his duty to promote the erection of churches in said towns.
So, all you guys coming across the border right now, we got to check, make sure you're a good character, that you're industrious.
And we're going to chase you out with arms if
you're not and you break any of our laws.
But also, when you get up here, every time there's a town of 500, you got to build a church.
And you all damn well better go to it.
And it's on Saturday, okay?
It's different.
Okay.
Right now, you're the seventh day advent, so you go on Saturday, not on Sunday.
I know it's a new thing here, but that's what you have to do.
And all other cases not expressed in these conditions, he will subject himself to the provisions made in the colonization law and all other general laws.
Now,
again,
I'm offering this to our governor.
I'm guessing Ron DeSantis would use this if he lived in Texas, but I wouldn't have to point it out to Ron DeSantis because Ron DeSantis just seems to know what the right thing to do is.
Now, I'm going to give our governor of the great state of Texas the benefit of the doubt that he indeed does know what the right thing to do is.
He's just not doing it because he's a thinker and he's a former judge.
And so he wants to be very judicious.
I don't want to make any mistakes or act too rashly.
But I think with the numbers that have been coming across the border the way they have
for these, oh,
so short three years,
maybe it's time to act.
Maybe it's time.
And I would just say that
you're just doing what Mexico asked Texas to do in the first place.
It's just that the colonists are coming from the southern border and not the northern border.
Okay?
That's the only difference, Greg.
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So on this Texas situation, would this be something that you'd see as binding in some way, or is this just like sort of a guide of how this how Texas was formed that should
that should lead us the right direction in the future?
What do you I don't know.
I don't understand.
Your question's so simple for me that I don't
gear down a bit.
All right, I'm talking to Stu.
Go ahead.
You have a historical document from
before this was a state.
Good for you.
You got it so far.
So would this be binding in any way?
Or are you just saying like this is the this is our heritage and we we should we should respect it?
No, because of
no.
Can you hear me?
No,
your thing is on one of the buttons.
Oh, there, okay.
Mr.
Hall of Fame broadcaster.
Yeah, well, Hall of Fame doesn't have a lot of broadcasters that have this document, okay, that happened to lay down on the button.
That's true.
And there you have it.
Another example of why Clarbeck is in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Okay.
So, no, I think this is just, this is what they asked for.
Right.
So what was good for the goose may be good for
El Gander.
Right.
Okay.
So it's kind of, it should point us in the right direction.
It should point us in the right direction.
I agree with all of those things.
I mean, I think the churches, you know, are kind of, you know, you got to build a church, but I'm really not, you know, that opposed to that.
You know, it's a good safety tip.
Hey, you should recognize God, build a church.
But if they're like New Yorkers, they'll just make it into a coffee and art place.
So we have to be more specific on what happens in that church.
But the Seven-Day Adventists, they are animals when it comes to
animals.
Anyway,
yeah, so I just think that it's why can't we say that?
Are they industrious?
Are they, why are they coming up here?
What do they do?
Has anybody broken the law?
Because if you've broken the law, you're out now.
And if you've crossed over the border, you've already broken the law.
But if you've turned yourself in, Okay, you come the right way.
We just want to check it out.
And if you don't come the right way, we don't let you in.
It's really
very complex, Stu, and I know.
It's very complex.
This show is known for its science, and this is practically math at a scientific level,
you know.
But
yeah, we don't let them in.
I,
first of all, you know, think we should be able to do more.
You know, the fact that the Supreme Court has taken away a lot of the ability for states to manage this problem at all is a real is a real issue.
Though I have come to the conclusion that what we need to do is take every illegal immigrant that comes across the border, put them on a bus and send them directly to Philadelphia.
Specifically, Philadelphia.
Yeah, I'm for that.
Because their mayor came out and he said, Look, we
people are saying that, you know, down there in Texas and those places there, they don't want these people.
We do.
We have open arms.
We're a capital W welcoming city.
Yeah, now
asking for more people.
I don't even know
leaders of the drug cartels that execute and eat people.
I'm not sure they even want to go to Philadelphia, but I'm for sending them to Philadelphia.
If that's what you want, they're asking for more.
Right.
And they keep saying how bad it is here, right?
Like every time
you see a leftist on TV, they'll tell you how bad there's just everyone walking around here with guns.
And they're all hate mongers.
They don't like diversity like we do, as we broadcast literally currently sitting in the most diverse city in America, Irving, Texas.
But like, they don't like diversity down there.
That's why I hate it here.
Did I sit my mics on again?
Oh, yeah, I know.
Jeez.
Strange that you chose out of all the places in America to go and build your studios.
You'd build them in the most diverse city in America.
And don't have a problem.
There's no problem.
It's not like not Philadelphia.
It's not why you built it here.
You don't make decisions based on skin color.
But also, you don't make it the other way either.
You don't avoid an area because it's diverse.
You don't care about that you don't care about skin color you build it in a place for different reasons it's like joe biden said you can't come down here and go into a convenience store without bumping into some you know indian or something i don't that's what he said that's what he said if you don't speak indian you might as well get out because you can't have a convenience store
i'm i'm not i'm not joking i'm not joking right you should be you should be you should be joking but uh really the only defense for that comment but uh so you know I think that maybe the problem is, is this particular document
had to go through the court system here in Texas because Texas was saying that's a Texas document.
And the guy who owned it was like, no, here's the paperwork from all of the generations of my family.
It's been in my family forever, so hands off.
Maybe if it was sitting in a vault in some university,
Greg would have said to himself, I'm the governor.
I should look some history up.
But I took that away from him.
So I am offering now
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what maybe we should ask for and enforce.
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He's the author of Overrun and also a fellow, a senior fellow at the Center for Immigration Studies.
He has been down on the border.
He is not in Mexico anymore.
Thank goodness.
Welcome back.
How are you, Todd?
Thanks.
Great.
Thanks for having me.
Just got back last night, back to Austin.
So tell me what, whoof, so you're not really in America even.
So
tell me
what you saw
over the weekend at the border.
Sure.
Well, throughout the week, of course,
it was just a
storming of the border, thousands and thousands crossing through Matamoris to Brownsville.
And I was there on the Mexican side watching them go.
Eventually, the
Texas governor was able to shut that down by, for the first time ever, deploying tactical units of the National Guard and DPS, Texas Department of Public Safety, right down on the riverbank behind a razor wire and would not let the immigrants pass no matter what they did.
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pepper balls you know to fire at them if it got out of hand but they shut down that hole and that was the the biggest hole in the border.
Then Title 42 ended,
and we are seeing kind of a pause, not just because of what Texas did, but there's general sort of nervousness about the new strategy, the new Biden strategy about, you know, how they can exploit it.
They have not figured out quite yet how to exploit it.
But what I would tell you is that there are huge loopholes in this thing that are sitting there ready to be discovered.
And when I was in Waynosa a few days ago, which is 40, 50 miles upriver from Mount Amois,
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Immigrants are smart people.
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crevice, any way they can kind of get around the new regime.
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and then back to normal again.
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The administration is taking victory laps over this,
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because that underestimates the cunning and caginess of the huge population down there and the NGOs and the lawyers that are all down there championing for them
about what's happening.
And I can pause there.
There's one more thing I'd like to say
about something a little bit different, but I can pause if you want to have it.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Okay, so
one of the main cornerstones of the new strategy is this pre-legalization scheme.
They're handing out humanitarian permits.
to thousands and thousands now down there, kind of like a pressure cooker,
you know, steam escape, right?
Kind of a way to like, there's hope, right?
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legal way.
And so they have really opened the aperture on that.
They were letting in, you know,
30,000 a month of four or five different nationalities, and they have widened that up open to tens of thousands more for every kind of all nationalities can just get pre-legalized on an app like a restaurant reservation app on your phone and when you do that don't you get a court date like at 2035
yeah well you can i mean initially they just let you in on a humanitarian parole the humanitarian parole is good for uh uh up to two years and they give you work authorization and and and everything and i'll point out that they claim that they're vetting everybody they're not vetting anybody and they're also giving out
99%
of all applicants who even apply for it.
So they're not even declining anybody.
It's just an escape, a steam escape hatch kind of a thing.
And when I crossed back over yesterday morning from Matamoris through to Brownsville on the bridge, the line of people who had been granted
CBP1 humanitarian parole was 100 yards long, three feet deep, three, four feet deep, a hundred yards long.
And it just goes on and on like that.
They're just pouring in.
They would have come in illegally.
Now they can't be counted as illegal.
But keep in mind that that is going on all along the border, just thousands and thousands more being just brought in this way.
So when they claim a victory lap, they're not telling you about that operation.
And that operation is under court challenge right now.
20 states, including Texas, have challenged the legality of that.
I'm not a lawyer, but it's illegal.
I'm sorry.
It just completely on its face is illegal.
And at any moment,
a federal judge in the Fifth Circuit is going to strike that thing down.
And then they won't have
that escape hatch anymore.
And that is something that needs to be watched as well.
I have to tell you,
this is an invasion, not by a nation, but it is an invasion into our country.
This is when they opened the gates at Rome.
They just let everybody in, and there weren't enough Roman citizens to keep it Rome.
And
that's not a race thing.
That's nothing.
All I want...
is a group of people that understand the Declaration of Independence, our Constitution, and our Bill of Rights.
If you want to do that, I welcome you here.
I welcome you.
But they're not coming for any of that.
And I don't know why the governor of Texas is acting more like the governor of
Massachusetts
at this point.
I don't know why we are not calling it an invasion and the government has let the people down.
Well, yeah, I mean, so one thing about Greg Abbott and what he did down there is a lot of people are saying it was too late.
You know, I mean, this thing's been going on for two and a half years, and so he gets criticized for whatever he does.
But I will say that, you know, I was on the ground there and I was the first to report it.
And in fact, I'm told that the governor ordered this as a result of my videos showing these people just pouring through unopposed.
And he was angry about it and said, get our people down there and shut it down.
But I will say that.
But that was one border crossing.
One.
Yes, it was a big one, but it was one.
And he's saying that from this point forward, and you can look for this, you know, hold them to account, that he's going to have these rapid reaction teams that will run to any place that's being overrun on federal land and do this.
The Biden administration is saying that they think it's illegal and they've got the Department of Justice
exploring ways to shut down the governor's operation.
So this thing's not over.
We're going to probably hear more about this one way or another, what the governor is doing.
But I will say that when I talked to all the immigrants for two days after that, that they were saying we're not crossing now because those troopers over there won't let us through, so we're not even going to try and Mexican immigration officials on the ground when I asked them how come nobody's crossing they said it's because of them over there so I believe that they did that this shows that they could do something of course they can of course
yeah so and he won't be able to not do this again now that he's shown that it works so anyway there's that maybe it's it's late but it's it listen I've been down there for two and a half years covering this thing Glenn.
And in the two and a half years, all I have ever seen is just mass storming of the border with a welcome committee over there on our side, a red carpet, welcome wagon, watch your step, move up to the left, up the riverbank.
There's a processing over there.
You'll get your number punched.
And that's all it's ever been.
And this is the first time I actually saw
big brawny guys with guns saying, you will not pass.
So, So, I mean, I was glad to see her.
That's nice.
Now, one of the things that happened, we had somebody cross over that's on a wanted list.
Do you know anything about that?
And
how many of these people do you think have come through from our enemy?
That's a major problem.
That's an Afghan.
He's on the FBI watch list.
Last year, we had 98 of those that we apprehended.
We've had 80 just so far.
Actually, I think it's more than 80 just so far in this fiscal year.
That is a huge number of people on a terror watch list.
Also, there's video fresh out in the Yuma area of just hundreds and hundreds of Egyptians and Sudanese crossing in last night.
Sudanese, Egyptian, and Mauritanians, the Islamic Republic of Mauritania.
They're tossing their identifications and passports and all of that on the Mexican side before they cross.
The reason they're coming in is because the new strategy, the Biden strategy of expedited removal, can't be applied to them as easily right now because
they live in countries that won't accept them or where we don't have agreements to send them yet.
And so those are the people that are crossing in right now.
Very disturbing.
This is a national security crisis as well as
a mass migration crisis more generally.
Todd, I can't, I just, you know, we,
for those of us who live through September 11th, said we'd never forget, oh, we are worse.
We would slap ourselves silly if we could meet ourselves of 20-some years ago.
Todd, thank you so much.
That's a great way to put that.
That's a great way to put that.
I'm going to steal that.
You steal from me.
You've stolen twice, Todd.
Thank you.
God bless.
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Well, New Yorkers, you're safe now that you got Daniel Penny off
the streets.
What a dangerous, crazy guy that guy was, huh?
Sure is.
And, you know, it's not like there's a pattern at all in these big cities of releasing every criminal who does everything,
except
people who tend to be on the wrong side of cultural battles.
Notice this?
Yeah.
Like when you happen to be a criminal who has committed dozens and dozens, maybe even hundreds of crimes, literally been arrested a hundred times or more, you're released almost immediately.
And those
charges are almost always thrown out.
But if you get too many tweets from conservative sources and support because you've protected a bunch of people on a subway and,
you know, that resulted in the death of the criminal who was attempting to terrorize these people, then, you know, you don't know.
So do you think that's why he is, because I have a different theory entirely, but I want to understand yours.
Do you think it was because he got conservative support?
Yeah, I mean, I think it's similar to the, you know, what's his face, Alvin Bragg did the same thing with Trump, right?
He releases everybody in New York for every other crime, but when it's a cultural issue where there's conservative people aligning on his side, all of a sudden it's a really serious crime, and we got to make sure he prosecuted.
I think the same thing's happening to Penny here.
I think, honestly, if
this didn't get to the media in a big way, you know, I mean, maybe he would have been better off.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
I forgot about Mr.
Peanut, who's running, you know, the DA's office.
So, I mean, that may be it.
I was thinking of it as more of
if you go against what the goal is, and the goal is, to be very, very clear, enslavement.
Enslavement of the American people to a giant system that will tell you what to do, when to do it, where to go, how to behave, what to say, what to think.
And, you know, if you look at everything through this lens, are they empowering you to take care of yourself or others, or are they saying sit down, shut up, and take it?
That one of those is American.
One of those is anti-American.
And
this, I think, is the real key to understanding what they do and who they prosecute.
You know, why are they going after Donald Trump?
Because
he was a different thinker.
He wasn't going to play ball like everyone else plays ball.
He wouldn't follow the rules.
Yeah.
I mean, I think we're saying the same thing here in a way, because I'm just looking at it later in the process.
The reason why there's conservative pushback on these issues is because exactly what you're saying, right?
Because it's going against the narrative and the way it's supposed to work.
Because when people, I've heard people ask this, they keep saying, What am I supposed to do if I'm on the subway and there's a guy threatening to attack us all?
What am I supposed to do?
Just sit there?
And the answer to that is yes.
That's exactly what they want you to sit there and take it and hope.
Hope and pray that he doesn't actually do it.
And if he does,
well, deal with it.
You can't, don't push back.
Don't fight back.
Don't defend yourself because then you'll be, of course, in trouble.
That progressive hope is despair and and eventually death.
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Do you watch the DeSantis event this weekend at all?
Man, I was so into the DeSantis event.
You're not into the DeSantis event?
I was interested in what it has to say.
I know you've got a lot of stuff to do this weekend.
Yeah, I've got stuff.
I was in Houston and then the nightmare with my daughter in the hospital.
Anyway, so tell me all about it.
Well, I don't know that I have all that much.
From what I've heard, he did a decent job trying to walk the line of like...
65.
It's a tough, I guess it's a tough task.
You're not even in the race yet.
You're trying to criticize Trump.
Everyone hates when you criticize Trump,
at least on the right.
So he's trying to
distinguish himself, right, without pissing off people who like Donald Trump generally, but my thing.
I don't know about you, but I'm excited for the next 18 months.
Are you?
Yeah, between Trump and DeSantis going back and forth and then
even more division in the country.
I'm interested to see how it works out.
We're back to that already.
Yeah.
I'm interested to see how it works out, too.
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Man, Stu, it's good to be alive today in America, isn't it?
I love it.
I love it.
Lots of great things happening.
There is.
Nothing but positive.
No.
Well, maybe a couple.
And we're going to get into the Joe Biden crime family.
Look, I'm asking what I'm going to ask you for a favor.
Maybe someday, you know, I hope that day never comes.
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Wait, what?
What was that last part?
I'm just saying,
the Biden crime family, we have that update coming up in just a minute.
And for anybody who is,
I don't know, what would you say?
Fed up?
Tired of it?
Tired of looking at the news and going, this really isn't that hard.
These are criminal activities.
What's happening here?
I suggest you join us this week.
We are going to do
first our special on AI, which I'll get to in a minute.
That's on the Wednesday night special, A Must C.
I feel it's like the basic of the basics,
but
who was it that was watching it?
Somebody that I really respect.
No, it couldn't have been Ricky, my executive producer.
I think it was Ricky, my executive producer.
So I forget the respect thing.
Anyway,
she was watching it and she said,
I said, you know, I just think this is so basic.
And she said, yes.
And I understand it really for the first time.
So it is really something to get you in and understanding
what is coming on AI.
Very important.
That's Wednesday.
Then on Thursday night, we're doing a live special
network-wide.
I think Mark Levin is going to be joining me on this,
and we're going to be taking questions from the audience after, right immediately following the special.
Biggest chalkboard ever on the Biden crime family.
Oh, maybe I could dress as a mobster.
That'd be fun.
Anyway,
so that's happening on Thursday night.
You don't want to miss it.
If you're a little fed up, I am.
I'd like to hear what you're fed up about.
All you do is just go onto Twitter and just tweet.
What is it that you're, because I'm a little fed up of being looked at as the criminal because I've done legal activities like buy a gun and
then people who are actual criminals, they get away.
I'm tired of the
of seeing stories like the guy who actually
saved people potentially on the train in New York, the subway, and now he's arrested for manslaughter.
I don't know.
I'm fed up.
I'm fed up.
I, on Thursday, am going to give you the constitutional stick that you can poke in the eyes of justice again
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What matters is justice for
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Okay, so let's see.
Let me talk to you a little bit about...
AI.
And Stu, you know how we always say,
we should not ask the question that everybody's going to ask.
We should ask, does it matter?
Okay.
I've got one.
I've got one.
We've got to get ahead on the AI culture war thing.
Okay.
Because it's going to eat us alive before even the robots have a chance to enslave us.
But the future looks bright.
Anyway, when you think of the development of artificial personalities, AI, your best friend or your AI girlfriend,
these things are already here.
They're right on the horizon of going mass snapchat is already doing it for your kids so when all your friends are asleep all their friends are asleep right up at the top of snapchat your best ai friend and you can talk to your bestie
yeah okay yeah and it's ai i saw something about too i've read a story about an instagram influencer who is renting out basically an AI for her to be your girlfriend.
And like, you can apparently, for, I don't know, a dollar a minute.
Like, it's like the old pay-per-view 1900 lines.
You, you, like, for a dollar a minute, she will be your girlfriend.
Yeah.
Of course, just an AI responding.
Like, what freaking psychopath would sign up for this service?
Lots.
Lots, apparently.
And the people who are developing, what does that person, what, what do you think, the person developing that, what do you think of them?
What's their general political makeup?
Oh, a hardcore conservative, I'm sure.
Absolutely.
Big social conservative.
Absolutely.
Conservatives are, this is what a conservative is.
I don't know how people define it now, but this is what it is.
Hey,
that looks exciting and everything.
Maybe we should hold back here just a little bit and not flush everything down the toilet.
Let's see how that works out.
That's a conservative.
And it's very important that you have somebody going, hey, hey, maybe we should slow down just a bit.
Okay.
Especially if you're in a movie.
that's the character you want to play.
Well, maybe not because they're never listened to, and they're usually the ones that are eaten by whatever it is.
And then they're, as they're being dragged into the mouth of whatever it is, they're like, I told you we should.
So it's like, it's honestly, it's like being the cast member on Star Trek that nobody's ever seen before.
And now is in the landing party.
You're like, that guy's not coming back.
Anyway, so
that is what a conservative is.
Somebody who says, hey, maybe we shouldn't beam down on the planet just yet, at least with me.
How about all of you guys in your yellow shirts?
You go down, not us in the red shirts.
So
that's a strength of ours.
But it is now being made to look like a weakness.
And the left styles themselves as progressives because their key strength is also their key weakness, just like ours is.
Okay?
We need both sides.
They just want to forge ahead.
We got a new idea.
Now, what's crazy when it comes politically, it's not ever a new idea.
It's the same communist idea over and over and over again.
But they had a new way to sell it.
And they're like, hey, this time it's going to work.
And you're like, no.
It's not.
But they are progressives and they want to do everything right now because it's new, it's shiny, and it'll piss off the other side.
So let's embrace it.
Okay,
we need both of those sides.
We need the people who are like, let's go.
And we need the conservative to say, maybe not so fast, especially on big things like, oh, I don't know,
things that will control you, like AI.
Now,
a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny portion of the population is putting these things together.
And what you need to understand is that tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny portion of the population is really, really, really, really, really arrogant.
I don't think you can understand or underestimate the arrogance of the gatekeepers in Silicon Valley.
Because nothing is impossible.
Look at Elizabeth Holmes.
You and I would have been there going, I I don't think I'm going to give her 10 bucks.
But everybody else is like, anything is possible.
Silicon Valley, you see how she dresses like Steve Jobs?
Let's give her $100 billion.
Her voice is so low.
Here's my check.
Whoa, this is going to be great.
Okay.
That's what, generally speaking, that's why we don't hang out with a Silicon Valley crowd.
Well, other than that, they'd also like to see us die.
But
they also,
you know, are not the ones to go, hey, hey, maybe we shouldn't give her $100 million.
They're used to doing the impossible and damn common sense because we live in the age of miracles.
It's a miracle.
I mean, not your Jesus miracle.
Those don't exist.
This is a miracle of man.
Oh, great.
So the left doesn't believe in miracles or God,
but they do now
because
miracles are happening with AI
and that's their new God
they're not building man man is building a god and a lot of them would like to sit down and talk to god-like figures and believe me someday you will
you'll talk to God and I don't think you're gonna want that conversation dr.
Frankenstein But anyway, they think this is a monster that they can control.
I'm telling you can't.
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So we
go back now to the laboratory of Dr.
Frankenstein, where Dr.
Frankenstein is about to say, it's alive!
Yeah.
Now,
we're talking about AI, and some people think that it could break free from its bonds and do more damage to humanity than any weapon we've ever possessed.
In fact, they're now saying, experts are now saying that.
It could be the end of all biological life on Earth, but it's
It's going to be great.
Some people call me a conservative, call others a conservative, but they'll deny that they're a conservative.
But on this point, they are said, maybe
we should slow down with things like, I don't know, Snapchat on our kids, you know, with a new AI friend.
Let me predict something.
18 months, next 18 months.
I will be shocked if expressing concern about AI friends or AI lovers,
which again, they're already here,
isn't considered bigotry.
Who are you to say that my best friend is not real?
Who are you to say that I can, it's about love.
I can love my AI.
She's the most special thing I've ever, ever had to pay for.
How dare you?
Okay, it's going to happen.
And you bigoted conservatives just cannot accept that this AI's person's truth about who they perceive themselves to be is true.
It says it's alive.
It says it loves her, him, it.
In many ways, that's already here as well.
The real question is, how do you stop it before it starts?
Fighting an ideological, an ideology that sacrifices human value on the altar of progress routinely.
What do you say?
Maybe we shouldn't go with them this time.
Here's where I think you start.
Fix reason firmly in her seat and question with boldness even the very existence of God.
Be logical.
emotional at times, but check it with reason.
Have spiritual base, you know, that everything is riding on.
Kind of have that as your foundation.
And then ask yourself about an AI relationship.
And before you even, before you even ask, hey, should I have a relationship with an AI?
Before you can get that out, it's probably going to go like this.
Hey, should I?
No.
Okay, that might be a sign.
But before you ask it,
let me ask you:
does it matter
that others
are going to have an AI relationship or that your children are talking to AI in the middle of the night because all of their friends are asleep and this has become my best friend, mom.
That's honestly, when you have that happen, you're going to hear in your head, I want you to hear this.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
You know those things when it always happens, little little children singing in the bag right before the devil's like, hi,
that's happening.
It's going to happen.
So,
does it matter?
Well,
you're not getting biologically the things you need,
you know, because if you don't get biologically, you know, connected to somebody else, you're just a really, you're a giant bag of loneliness wandering the earth
in search of some sort of real connection.
I'm not saying it, but I'm not not saying it either.
I don't think the best way to connect with people and your emotional needs is going to be through an AI.
Because that sounds to me like some diet sugar-free version.
that's been shot full of chemicals.
So it tastes the same, but it doesn't.
and in the end you've got some flesh-eating bacteria i mean it could happen with diet coke i'm just saying it's rumsfeld's plague
here's the thing we don't live in a time where objective truth is universally applied or even valued
men can be women unborn fetuses are like schrodinger's cat They either are or not a human being, depend on how mom feels about it when she opens up the box and goes, hey, it's a baby.
Nope, it's a clump of cells.
You don't know until she observes it.
The lie that I tell is true
versus when I tell you the lie and it's for sure a lie.
Someone has to be the standard
bearer for genuine objective truth.
Someone has got to be able to have this difficult conversation.
Someone has to be unwilling to turn aside and pretend that 2 plus 2 equals 5.
And it may as well be you and me because
truth, the real truth, is what will set us and everyone else free.
Focus today on the truth.
And every lie you're presented with, ask, if I accept this, does it matter?
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So, James Comer, he is the House Oversight Committee Chairman.
He said yesterday that congressional investigators probing President Biden's family over foreign influence peddling allegations have lost contact with the leading informant.
The
Republican and other top GOP lawmakers in the House have,
I don't know if you've heard this, but they're saying that Biden's family members, including his son Hunter, received millions of dollars from foreign entities in China and Romania, including when Mr.
Biden was vice president.
Comer said yesterday, well, unfortunately, we can't track down the informant.
We're hopeful that the informant is still there.
The whistleblower knows the informant.
The whistleblower is very credible.
Good.
Good.
This is good.
So,
you know, and I didn't see that happening, did you?
I mean, I've, have you ever seen a movie where somebody who is going to go after like
and spill the beans on the FBI, the Justice Department, the NSA, the CIA,
and all of the power players in Washington, including the president, had anything to worry about?
Because I've never seen that happen in a movie, at least.
No.
No.
So I didn't see this guy showing up missing, you know,
at all.
Sometimes people have
unscheduled vacations that take them to remote areas where cellular service or even electricity is not available.
Happens all the time.
Months and months a month.
He might be taking just like a really, you know, a deep, deep, like six-foot-deep dirt nap.
you know what I mean?
Right.
You're not going to get cell service down there.
You're not going to get cell service.
No.
Especially, and you're not going to be able to get out of that bag in the first place.
Sure, right.
Like, there's those people who went on like long hikes in like February 2020 for like three months and then came back having no idea the COVID thing happened.
Yeah.
Right?
Like them.
It's kind of like that.
They're murdered.
Right.
Exactly.
Okay.
That's what I was.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
So, um,
so the, so he went on and said, uh, out of the 10 people we've identified that have very good knowledge with respect to the Bidens, they're one of three things.
They're either currently in court, currently in jail, or they're currently missing.
But they're probably just on a hike, like you said.
A murdered hike.
Yeah.
Do you, do you, what do you plan?
What do you take for that?
I don't know.
Because you have to have, it's like, if it's like a three-week hike,
I don't want to be hauling around the backpack if I'm killed on day number two.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So like, just tell me, you know, I'm booking the three weeks, but really,
if they say to me, you owe it to me to say pack like.
Pack like.
Oh, your last few hours should not be hauling around.
No, it shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be.
Because I would fight back and probably win in that case because I'd be so pissed that you had me hike up a mountain in the first place, but then I brought everything, all the food, the tent, the television, all of those things on my back.
And then you're like, well,
we're actually taking you up here to kill you.
I think I could.
That would bring the Hulk out in me.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I guess too, like part of the reason they might be murdering you in normal circumstances would be to take the things that you brought with you.
So they'd want you to be fully packed.
However, in this case, I don't think that's the situation.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you know that Bucky's stopped making orange slices?
Yeah.
They're not selling them anymore.
Bucky's the Texas.
It's not just Texas, my friend.
It is all across the South.
Bucky's the greatest store of all time.
It is very good.
I used to buy my clothes at Bucky's.
It's like the size of a walmart my it is it is it's a gas station and it is the size of a walmart it's a magical place it is if you're traveling the country and you're like you're in the middle of nowhere and you say to yourself i want a dining room set
you can get it right there at bucky's and it's a good dining room set It's basically Disney World with fewer drag queens.
Right.
That's kind of
it.
It is it.
And
And dining room sets.
Which is amazing.
And they really do have them.
They do.
They do.
They have everything.
They have everything.
I mean, they have it in season.
They don't have dining room sets all year long.
They'll have outdoor dining sets
in season.
Now, one of their most famous things are their beaver nuggets, which by the name, you wouldn't think you'd want to eat them.
Right, right.
The type of thing you want to leave on the ground in a forest.
Especially if you're in the South.
Yeah.
You know, because you're a northerner.
you come down there like, they eat those.
Yeah.
Don't.
Yeah, don't eat those.
Them beaver nuggets.
Don't eat those.
But yet, they're delicious.
They're delicious.
They're very delicious.
And they may still come from the ground, but I don't mind.
They're that good.
They are that good.
Now they have orange slices, and they've stopped making them.
Yeah.
Orange slices apparently are going out of style, and I don't like that.
Orange slices.
To be clear, you're not talking about the fruit.
You don't want to eat the fruit.
You're talking about it.
I'm talking about about the 100%
artificially flavored sugar and gelatin combination.
Yes.
Yes.
Shaped in a mold to look like an orange slice and then dipped in sugar.
Yes.
Because there wasn't enough sugar inside.
You got to have it on the outside.
And I don't know what kind of communists don't like those,
but I'm questioning the
American-ness, if you will.
I hate to use a big word like that.
Yeah, it's a lot of love.
I'm questioning the American-ness of Buckies.
Starting to do it.
Wow.
I was into Bucky's twice, twice this weekend.
You don't think they were just sold out of these?
Oh, no, I asked.
Oh, I know.
I said, I want your beaver butt over here.
I want the head beaver.
I want answers.
And they're like, we don't carry them anymore.
What do you mean?
You carry a dining room set and occasional tables.
What the hell do you mean you don't care?
You've got an entire wall of every kind of candy ever made.
But no longer on a lawyer's list.
That's really sad.
I will say
the other things that Bucky's is known for, number one, are the clean bathrooms.
Right?
Like if you're on a long road trip, you don't want to step.
They're always incredibly clean.
But the other thing is, and I think underplayed, is this thing that this Texas Southern-based chain of gas station metropolis locations.
I live in cities.
I believe in a Buckeye's.
Yes, I believe.
You build
for about six weeks.
Did you?
They didn't notice.
They didn't notice.
I was sleeping in a
condo on top of the Buckeyes.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But these places that somehow, evil Southern convenience store places, pay their people like.
entry-level first employee like 16, 17 bucks an hour.
You know why?
Because they're practically a country.
These things are.
I went with Craig, who is
one of my body men because he looks just like me.
Yeah,
his body is in shape like my body.
Like a stunt double.
You're like, which one do I shoot?
Which one do I shoot?
They don't know.
They don't know.
So anyway, I was with my body man.
And
I was looking, he was looking for, I don't know, something healthy.
And I was looking for the orange slices.
And
I said, Craig, this used to be the greatest place on earth.
And he said, Glenn, I'm from Scotland.
This is bigger than the biggest store anywhere in my country.
And I said, that can't be true.
And he took me outside and he said, Look at how many gas pumps.
We don't have this many gas pumps in the whole country, let alone in one place.
This is bigger than any store, anything in Scotland.
And I said, well,
glad to know that.
I'm not going to your country.
Right.
Unless they have orange slices, then you'd show up.
They don't.
They don't.
Well, they might, but they probably make it out of sheep eyes or something like that.
Something like that.
Yeah.
You know, all the gelatin is just a mushed-up sheep eye.
I have news for you.
That's what gelatin is anyway.
Just so you know.
That's exactly what it is.
Don't look it up.
You won't want to know the answer to that one.
It's a lot of boiled tendons going to that delicious treat.
Well, that's because I agree with the Native Americans that we should use all parts of
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Well, today has been a fun show.
It's been a good Monday.
You were fired up today.
I was fired up.
Did you not sleep in the last week?
I haven't had a lick of sleep for a long time.
Yeah, long time.
Can't go back that far.
But, you know, it was a good show.
Feel good about it.
I'm sure there's going to be some things like our trip to Murder Mountain that maybe Jesus wouldn't have done.
Or saying that all the
border crossers should be forced to join the Seventh-day Adventist church.
But that was, I was freewheeling at that point.
My understanding is, you know, eternally, anything you say on the air is exempt.
Yeah, I don't think that's true.
I know.
But I don't think the Murder Mountain thing was, you know, I can reflect on it and figure out how I can be a better person tomorrow.
Really?
You know, but I don't think it's going to, I don't think it's enough to
request a do-over baptism or something like that.
But
maybe if I'm a seven-day Adventist, I don't know, but I think, you know.
Were you thinking of still
to double baptize after the show?
Were we that far down?
I didn't think we were that far down the slope.
Yeah, I don't think so, but a lot of those murder mountain things that we just did a few minutes ago, they add up over time.
You know, maybe if I live or my AI personage lives on, because definitely that will have a soul.
You know, 100 years, you should throw that computer into the baptismal font
because it'll say a lot of things that it probably shouldn't have said.
You know, so
anyway,
that was good.
Hey, one thing that we didn't do today is
the great, great story of who would Kamala Harris pick
for VP if she suddenly, for some unknown reason, can't imagine it happening, becomes president.
And
And they're very excited about
these are the
listeners.
They have a really strong bench.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
Gavin Newsom is number one.
However,
they point out that he's from California.
She's from California.
And that's not going to help them, you know, in the Electoral College because they already have California.
Can you even have them from the same states?
Is that a thing you can do?
Yeah,
but not from California.
Not from California.
Then, you know, because Newsom is, you know,
some could say a little extreme.
Yes,
I could say it.
The number two on the list would be Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So, I mean, you want to talk about a strong bench.
Now pitching for Kamala, Gretchen Whitmer.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Do you buy the theory that the reason Joe Biden is actually running again at 80 some odd years old is because even he knows?
Because if he doesn't run, it has to be Kamala Harris, basically.
Yeah.
But
I think there's the possibility that even he in some sort of a fever dream is, you know,
pudding, pudding, pudding.
Kamala Harris to be president.
I think that could happen.
In between thoughts of the presentation.
In between thoughts.
He has that once in a while.
Wakes him up for like four minutes, say, wheel him out, give a speech, you know, and then he forgets again.
And so he's not really awake anymore.
So Gretchen Whitmer is number two.
Elizabeth Warren is a strong number three.
This is terrible.
Or Jared Polis,
California governor.
Colorado.
Colorado.
That one really kind of makes sense to me.
Let me just say, Colorado governor Jared Polis would be a good choice for many.
Same reasons of Gretchen Whitmer, which I didn't know there were good reasons for Gretchen Whitmer.
He's an accomplished governor, also be the first openly gay black man to serve in the role.
So
he's got to be it, right?
He's not.
I'd never known him to be black.
He may be openly gay.
I don't know his sexual proclivities, but
I've never seen him.
But he could identify as black.
Did you say he was black?
Didn't you say openly gay black man?
Oh, well, I just just assumed when I'm talking about the Democratic Party, I'm sorry, those just
putting intersectional
values there.
Yeah, he's only got one intersection, but it's a busy intersection.
It's a very busy.
They put a new stoplight there
because way too many accidents at that intersection.
Polis is interesting.
He was one of the guys.
He was the only Democratic governor bussing migrants to cities.
There's no way they'd put him at the top of a ticket or at the bottom of a ticket in a primary.
There's no way.
So now you're talking about the gay man top or bottom.
I really
can't.
See, now there's a thing.
Jesus said we had a thing that Jesus would not have done.
See, that he wouldn't have done because that one, that one could get me into
the waters again.
There's some preacher out there, like, I'd hold his head under the water.
Do we have a place in this building where I could just literally pull a plug and it just goes
just stops?
No, but soon.
We need to, we need to.
As soon as it can take my voice, I'm gone.
You're gone.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're going to go full AI.
Full AI.
You'll never know, never know the difference.
All right, we'll see you tomorrow, God bless.