Christmas Parody: Factual New York Times (Parody of "Wonderful Christmastime")

The fix is in,

the game is up,

they make the news,

but they make it up.

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

The news is good

or the news is bad

But either way

you've been had

simply wanting a factual New York Times

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

The band of lefties journals

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

The word is out

and that's a wrap

But the journalists

are full of crafts.

Simply wanting a factual New York Times,

the band of lefties journal on,

but they're so often wrong.

Just a party on,

Keep your spirits up

at least think and spell

And maybe that's enough

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

Simply wanting a factual New York Times

Nearly every day

The ball is dropped

Gotta heave a sigh

Cause that can't be stopped

Simply wanting a factual New York Times.

Simply wanting a factual New York Times.

Simply wanting a factual New York Times.

Only

your time.