Christmas Parody: Factual New York Times (Parody of "Wonderful Christmastime")
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The fix is in,
the game is up,
they make the news,
but they make it up.
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
The news is good
or the news is bad
But either way
you've been had
simply wanting a factual New York Times
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
The band of lefties journals
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
The word is out
and that's a wrap
But the journalists
are full of crafts.
Simply wanting a factual New York Times,
the band of lefties journal on,
but they're so often wrong.
Just a party on,
Keep your spirits up
at least think and spell
And maybe that's enough
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Nearly every day
The ball is dropped
Gotta heave a sigh
Cause that can't be stopped
Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Only
your time.