Christmas Parody: Factual New York Times (Parody of "Wonderful Christmastime")
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Speaker 1 The fix is in,
Speaker 1 the game is up,
Speaker 1 they make the news,
Speaker 1 but they make it up.
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 The news is good
Speaker 1 or the news is bad
Speaker 1 But either way
Speaker 1 you've been had
Speaker 1 simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 The band of lefties journals
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 The word is out
Speaker 1 and that's a wrap
Speaker 1 But the journalists
Speaker 1 are full of crafts. Simply wanting a factual New York Times,
Speaker 1 the band of lefties journal on,
Speaker 1 but they're so often wrong.
Speaker 1 Just a party on,
Speaker 1 Keep your spirits up
Speaker 1 at least think and spell
Speaker 1 And maybe that's enough
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times
Speaker 1 Nearly every day
Speaker 1 The ball is dropped
Speaker 1 Gotta heave a sigh
Speaker 1 Cause that can't be stopped
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Speaker 1 Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
Speaker 1 Only
Speaker 1 your time.