Christmas Parody: Liberals (Parody of "Silver Bells")

Liber rolls

liber rolls

It's no flake time

in

the cities

These dingle things

keep breaking things

when they're not getting

the way

Streets and sidewalks crowded for blocks People in a huge pile

Throwing bricks through the windows of businesses

like children pranking, they need a spanking.

One that lasts a long while.

But for now,

all you're going

to hear

is

liberals

liberals.

They're gonna

smash up our city

These dinglings

keep taking things

And you'd better

not

get in their way

Oh no

Hipster street folk going for broke,

shouting hyperboli

as the looters rush out with

their TVs

Hear the glass break in the big fake Marxist utopian dream

And the source of the bustle

you hear

It is

liberals

The Bernie Sanders kind Liberals

Oh, they love their breadlines Making

a mass of

your city

These dangerlings

They're shouting cause they care keep ruining things

Yeah their names on their underwear.

Seems like they've all lost their way.

Teens and flip-flops, spitting on cops, living life liberal style.

In the air, there's a faint hint of COVID

blocking other

folks from passing.

This could last a long while.

And I sure hope they don't get

their way.

Oh, I sure hope they don't get

their way.