Christmas Parody: Liberals (Parody of "Silver Bells")

Speaker 0 Liber rolls

Speaker 0 liber rolls

Speaker 0 It's no flake time

Speaker 0 in

Speaker 0 the cities

Speaker 0 These dingle things

Speaker 0 keep breaking things

Speaker 0 when they're not getting

Speaker 0 the way

Speaker 0 Streets and sidewalks crowded for blocks People in a huge pile

Speaker 0 Throwing bricks through the windows of businesses

Speaker 1 like children pranking, they need a spanking.

Speaker 1 One that lasts a long while.

Speaker 1 But for now,

Speaker 1 all you're going

Speaker 1 to hear

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 liberals

Speaker 1 liberals.

Speaker 1 They're gonna

Speaker 1 smash up our city

Speaker 1 These dinglings

Speaker 1 keep taking things

Speaker 1 And you'd better

Speaker 1 not

Speaker 1 get in their way

Speaker 1 Oh no

Speaker 1 Hipster street folk going for broke,

Speaker 1 shouting hyperboli

Speaker 1 as the looters rush out with

Speaker 1 their TVs

Speaker 1 Hear the glass break in the big fake Marxist utopian dream

Speaker 1 And the source of the bustle

Speaker 1 you hear

Speaker 1 It is

Speaker 1 liberals

Speaker 1 The Bernie Sanders kind Liberals

Speaker 1 Oh, they love their breadlines Making

Speaker 1 a mass of

Speaker 1 your city

Speaker 1 These dangerlings

Speaker 1 They're shouting cause they care keep ruining things

Speaker 1 Yeah their names on their underwear. Seems like they've all lost their way.

Speaker 1 Teens and flip-flops, spitting on cops, living life liberal style.

Speaker 1 In the air, there's a faint hint of COVID

Speaker 1 blocking other

Speaker 1 folks from passing.

Speaker 1 This could last a long while.

Speaker 1 And I sure hope they don't get

Speaker 1 their way.

Speaker 1 Oh, I sure hope they don't get

Speaker 1 their way.