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This is the Glembeck program.

Welcome to it.

It is Valentine's Day.

And

we know that there are some guys out there that maybe had done their best to get reservations

and to do something nice for their Valentine and just

couldn't get it done for some reason or another.

We are there for you.

And we have something special for Valentine's Day that is going to remain just between

us.

And we begin next.

This is the Glenn Beck program.

So is

Sarah with us?

Is Sarah, Are you back today, Sarah?

Okay, good.

Because this is a complex show that we're...

VESO.

Very special episode.

At the end, we're going to adopt a new neighbor child.

But this is a special episode for Valentine's Day.

And what we're doing is we're pulling guys' butts out of the fire.

Now, we are not here to make excuses for you.

Even though I think some men might have really tried and just something happened.

And we understand that.

How do you know that?

Do you know of anything?

I don't think we need to get into that.

But we're not here to save you on anything.

You're still going to have to pay for everything.

You're still going to have to make all the things.

We're just buying you time.

Yeah.

So the idea is here: if you are waking up this morning, realizing it's Valentine's Day and saying, holy crap, I have no reservation.

There's no way I'm going to get decent flowers at this point.

What am I going to do?

We here at the Glenbeck program have a temporary solution for you.

This doesn't get you out of treating your spouse or girlfriend nicely.

And I warn you: if your spouse or girlfriend listens to this show,

you are doomed.

Yes.

You're doomed.

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Try, we don't want you to mention the local radio station you're on where this is going to be the big frog

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So she cannot find it later because you're doomed.

Literally, we have experience with this.

But

if you know she doesn't listen, this is going to be your grid out of jail free for a few days card.

Right.

So,

if you're interested in this and you realize you're in this situation, you can call now 888-727-BECK.

You're going to listen to how this works here in just a moment as we have our first caller lined up that wrote in from social network last night.

The idea here is

because

of a contest you entered,

and you have now won,

we are asking you to delay your Valentine's Day.

Because we screwed up.

Because we screwed up.

It's our fault.

And you have been named the couple of the year because of a romantic letter you have written.

Can I see the background here?

Show the background because we're going to make the whole studio look different here when they're on the phone so they can clip it and you can.

Okay, so go to the Valentine's Couple of the Year background.

Can you do that?

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Okay, Couple of the year.

Couple of the year.

There it is.

Oh, and it looks so good, doesn't it?

Right.

So you win this magical couple of the year because of this heartfelt letter you wrote.

Now, we'll help you through that letter because we've done this many times and we have a scientific way of knowing how this will work.

There's very specific things you have to do.

We'll walk you through them.

You have to answer a few questions and we will get you through this.

When you win the couple of the year, of course, your wife thinks you're so thoughtful.

which you obviously are not if you're in this situation.

Well, you might have been.

There just might have been some extenuating circumstances.

You keep bringing up.

Let's not get into it.

Keep bringing that up.

You don't need to talk about it.

I'm just sticking up for some guys who may not be dirtbags.

Right.

And so if you obviously, when your wife thinks you're that thoughtful, she'll be thrilled to say, you know what, let's delay the plans that my husband had already made.

But you better make good on it.

But then you have to make good on it next week or you're totally dead.

Yeah.

Okay.

So let me go to James.

He's in North Carolina, and we have a form letter that he has to fill out.

And then we'll call his spouse.

It is, James, it is your wife?

Yes, sir.

How long have you been married?

Ten years.

Ten years.

Have you ever missed a Valentine's Day before?

No, sir.

Have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary?

No, sir.

Okay.

So, this is the type of person you're talking about.

Maybe not a bad guy.

Just extend yourself.

What's your excuse for missing Valentine's Day this year?

Well, I was in Indiana.

So they don't have stores at Indiana or phones or the internet?

What's your

girlfriend?

What were you doing in Indiana?

I was working.

You were working in Indiana.

Yes, sir.

Oh, you work on the railroad.

So, okay.

All right.

So you have a pretty good excuse.

Okay.

The reason why we ask.

This is not an out-of-control wildfire.

I don't know why they have the wildfires behind me.

James, the reason why we ask is because the more, the lazier you've been, the longer you have to wait for the last line.

So you have not been lazy.

You just made a, you know, you just had a, you know, a situation arise.

So we have this theory that the longer you wait between, what's your wife's name?

Erin.

Aaron.

Okay, the longer you wait between the, between the name Aaron and I love you,

the more powerful it is.

But the harder it is because it's so powerful.

So you are just going to have to wait for five seconds at the end, and I want you to count it out.

I want you to say, when I say, hey, is there anything, James, you want to say before we hang up?

And you just say, yes, Glenn, thank you.

Aaron, and then in your head, don't out loud, in your head, one,

two, three,

four,

five.

I love you.

Okay?

That will hit her hard.

That will hit her hard.

Yeah.

You got it?

Now, we will say, too, if you go too soon, if you, if she, because she may very slow.

What?

What is it, honey?

What is it?

You can't respond.

You got to wait the full five seconds.

If you go too soon, we're going to blow it for you.

We're going to just tell her.

And it won't work.

It will be bad.

You're totally screwed.

So you have to make sure you wait that five seconds.

All right.

You want to go to what's the name of the place?

Sullivan Steakhouse.

Oh, I think

Sullivan's is good.

Sullivan's really good.

I love that place.

Okay.

What day do you want to go?

We're Saturday.

We're doing a Saturday.

This Saturday.

Okay.

And she doesn't know it.

No, sir.

Okay.

Love Dr.

Ready?

Yes, we have to go through the letter.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Let's see.

First question.

I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Erin.

How uniquely wonderful Erin is.

I don't say anything.

What first attracted you to her?

Her eyes.

Her eyes.

Are you lying or why did it take you so long to think of that?

Wait, did you say her butt, like her butt, and used a crash term, or you say eyes?

There is a technical.

Her eyes.

Here's the problem: there's a, and this is a lot of people say eyes.

That's the problem with it.

Everyone says eyes.

It has to be something other than eyes.

Anything but eyes.

I'm the love doctor I know.

Her smile.

Her smile.

Okay, we'll give you that one.

We may eliminate smile as well.

Eyes and smile are just.

Yeah.

Let's try it.

Let's try.

All right, we'll try smile.

But as time went into so much more, I guess, the true love, the first time, you knew it was true love.

The first time you

what

I met her children.

Met her children.

That's a good one.

She's going to love that.

That's great.

Is that true?

Yes.

Don't ask questions.

We don't know.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I don't want to know too much.

And that trip to Give Me a Great Vacation you guys had.

Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

Gatlinburg.

She's going to remember that one, huh?

That was a nice trip.

Yeah.

Okay.

I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she does something like nobody else.

And what would that be?

My dad, there's so much she does.

Should be easy to narrow it down then.

Yeah, she's a

something unique about

the way she takes care of our house and our farm.

Oh, and your phone.

Phone or farm?

Farm.

Farm.

Okay.

She

takes

care of

our house

and farm.

Farm.

Okay.

What hair color does she have?

She's a

is light golden brown.

Light golden brown.

Great answer.

You could have just said brown, but light golden brown is so much better.

It's going to be so much more effective.

It could go on forever.

Have to get back to work at what company?

I work for a company called Nordcode.

What is it?

NordCode.

N-O-R-D-C-O.

Hmm.

Is that are those like English letters?

Sorry, I don't understand.

I said dumb people like us.

Okay, shuttle wagon.

How about that?

Shuttle wagon.

Shuttle wagon.

I love shuttle wagons.

Shuttle wagon.

And

what do you do at shuttle wagon?

I'm a mechanic.

For mobile rail car movers.

Mechanic.

And what was the rest of it?

Mechanic for what?

Mobile rail car movers.

For mobile.

Okay, yeah.

All right, mobile

rail car movers.

How do you feel about the new Green Deal, huh?

Movers.

Lots of new trains.

Yep.

And you work there Monday through Friday?

Yes, sir.

Monday through Friday.

What time usually?

Like what hours?

Like 9 to 5, 8.30 to 5.30?

8 to 4.30?

8 to 4.30.

8 to 4.30.

Okay.

Okay, and I love Aaron.

Okay, so I'm going to have you practice.

So I'm going to say to you at the end, is there anything you want to say, James, to Aaron before we hang up?

And you say.

Aaron?

I love you.

That's beautiful.

That's beautiful.

Okay.

That's a beautiful beautiful, perfect.

All right, we get to the Love Doctor business and try to heal this.

I'm nervous.

Are you?

We're going to take one minute break, tell you about our commercial, then back, and we'll get Aaron on the phone here in just a second.

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Okay.

All right, you ready?

So I'm getting nervous.

I'm actually nervous too.

We blow this, it's not good.

No, it ruins relationships, but we've saved more relationships than we've ruined, and that's the way we look at it.

That's right.

We've killed, we've there's a couple, there have been a couple of divorces.

Well, there's divorces all the time.

Exactly right.

It probably wouldn't have lasted anyway.

Again, the guy already forgot Valentine's Day.

It's not our fault that he's going to be.

Divorce is in the cards.

Divorce is likely going to occur anyway.

Right.

Unless he was a guy who really did do the job, but then somebody on his staff kind of dropped the ball.

You keep bringing this up.

I don't think we need to talk about it.

I'm just saying that some people

are good guys.

who love their wife

and things happen and still don't have reservations.

Let's get James,

his wife, on the phone.

Are we dialing out now?

We're calling now.

Let's make sure she doesn't get on hold on hold until we are ready to start because they can't hear this conversation.

This would ruin it.

Okay.

It needs to be.

So as soon as she picks up the phone, you start the bed and put the go ahead and put the

there you go.

Oh, yeah, a couple of the earthing.

And Stu is dressed as the love doctor.

I don't know why it looks so this this green screen looks so 1970s.

It looks

because wait to go back to the original studio thing.

the original

because that looks that you can't tell that that's that looks perfect.

Now go to the couple of the year.

I don't know why.

I think it looks great.

Does it?

Okay, good.

It looks exactly like I would picture this bit going, right?

The fact that some radio station is doing a cheesy couple of the year thing, and it's so overly

over the top.

Right.

Right.

So, okay.

So, do we have her on the phone yet?

Okay.

It's going to voicemail.

James, where is she?

James.

Yes, she went to the house.

She's at the house.

It's going to voicemail.

She's probably not recognizing the number.

I think it might, there may be,

you may need to text her and say, hey, there's an important call coming in.

Make sure you answer it.

All right.

This is very.

This is when it gets really hard because...

You know, we are trying to save people's relationships here.

And if she doesn't pick up, you're you're basically getting a divorce.

You know, you're saying that dressed as a doctor.

As a doctor, it makes it sound like.

Put a pin in, because I believed you, but not quite.

But now that you put the pin right there,

now I believe you a little bit more.

If it wasn't a cheap plastic pick pin.

I could do a Sharpie.

No, that would look even...

There you go.

Oh, that looks scientific.

It does look kind of scientific.

It does look scientific.

I have requested some glasses, too.

I think if I have some fake glasses, it'll look better.

Would you like to wear mine?

Well, no, yours are real.

And then like it'll hurt my eyes.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

I don't know.

Maybe not.

That's what I'd have you believe.

So this is your chance to get in on this, by the way.

888-727-BECK is the phone number.

We will line this up for you.

Again, your wife obviously has to be available if she's in the middle of an MRI.

This is not the day for you.

You are screwed.

You're screwed.

Because you've forgotten Valentine's Day and your wife is having a CAT scan for some reason.

Really not a good day to forget.

No.

Really not a good day to forget.

Probably not.

By the way,

I'm going to go to New York to the

National Day of Mourning event.

You are?

Yes.

I've decided I'm going to go.

Is this confirmed?

I thought there was still all sorts of

hurdles to clear.

No, I'm not.

I'm pretty sure it's all concerned.

Because

I was at a meeting I had at 8 p.m.

last night.

There were still lots of hurdles to clear.

It's all been cleared out.

Because I had one at 5 where I made it very clear.

But what I'm saying is, my meeting was after your meeting.

Right.

So I probably have more knowledge.

Anyway,

yesterday we had a guest on, and she talked about this event she was doing

in Albany a week from Saturday.

And it is a pro-life event, but it's not a rally or anything.

It's a national day of mourning

where we are going to, or they are going to gather

and

have talks and also prayer for a national day of mourning, asking God, please forgive us for all of this.

And that's one of the things we have to do.

Yes.

And that's a very important thing, but it is...

a bit of a distraction from something that you keep bringing up, which is that us people's

people who have staffs might have had issues with Valentine's Day.

I don't know anyone who has a staff other than you.

It couldn't be Donald Trump.

You think Donald Trump forgot Valentine's Day?

I highly doubt that.

No, I didn't say forgot Valentine's Day.

I said talked to his staff and had decided on stuff.

And then there was a changeover in staff,

which is oddly specific there too, but changeover in staff.

And then

two days before,

you know, this particular individual says, okay, so we're all on for dinner at, you know, Trulock's

or someplace like that.

Yep.

Waffle House.

And

the staff just gets really quiet.

And then they look down on the calendar and say,

yeah.

And then an hour later, they come back and say,

okay, here's the thing.

So we.

True Lux is a restaurant that there's several of us

as an example.

In our area.

Using this as an example.

You also had your executive assistant who just left to start her own business.

That's why I came up with that crazy example.

And the wife had been called to make sure that that particular restaurant was the one she wanted to go to.

And so she was very excited about it.

And now you couldn't get a reservation no matter who you are.

You blew it is what you're saying.

No, you

blew Valentine's Day.

And

this is why you were so intent on bringing this bit back.

I don't know why my wife is all of a sudden Valentine's Day this year is so important.

Usually it's like, let's go to a movie.

Now, I'm not saying that

we were going to a restaurant and we are going.

We're absolutely.

absolutely I've planned this for a long time unless that restaurant lost your reservation darn it which happens all this happens all too often I'll tell you that much safety way so I really did try and now it's not no no this is great so you have you should have sympathy for these people you're one of them I do have sympathy for them what if because I have been on it the whole time what if we give tanya couple of the year

no I don't think I'll call in as the host no and then I'll have you on the phone I I don't think.

And we'll give her a couple of buyers.

She might.

She doesn't listen.

So maybe.

You're listening to Glenn Beck.

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It is Valentine's Day.

We're having a dickens of a time getting somebody on the other end of the phone.

What year is it?

A dickens of a time?

What year in the 1800s do you believe it is?

What?

Did your power go out last night or something?

And you put on a long nightgown with a candle?

You walked around the house?

You have a sleeping cap on as it happened?

Samara was in her kerchief and I was in my cap.

And we had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

When out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.

And that clatter was no one is picking up the freaking phone to be able to do this bit.

Do we, Sarah, do we have a contestant that we know we can get to the other person?

Not yet.

Not yet.

Okay, so we have a long list of people, but you have to be able to connect to the other person.

Yes.

So we can make you the couple of the year.

It's advisable to text them and say, hey, or call them and say, hey, there's a call coming in.

You make make sure you answer it.

Right.

Sarah, how close is Mike, our phone screener, to currently hanging himself?

The noose has been fashioned.

Okay.

Has he found the stool yet?

Not yet.

Okay, because I'm using the rickety one in about five minutes.

But it'll just take me about 45 seconds.

I'll kick it from underneath me and then you can just bring it to Mike.

Sounds good.

All right, good.

Thank you very much.

Pat Gray joins us.

Hello, Pat.

Of Pat Gray Unleashed.

How are you?

Oh, perfect.

Yeah.

You?

Oh, my gosh.

I love Valentine's Day.

Yeah.

Valentine's Day has always gone well for me.

Yeah, me too.

I love it.

I love the holiday.

Oh, especially this year.

Yeah.

I will tell you, Pat, that

I hate you today.

You hate me today?

I do.

I hate you.

We've been friends.

I hate this from yesterday in what way?

Well, no,

it differs in this way.

Jackie gets it.

She does.

Jackie gets it.

This is a made-up, stupid holiday that is really,

for most guys, is really remembered as that really bloody massacre in Chicago that was cool.

If there's a special on it, you watch that.

You know, for sure.

Yeah.

And that's really, that's the only thing special for guys on Valentine's Day.

And I guess women, maybe it's chocolate.

So why don't we just say, hey,

let's stay home.

I'll get you some chocolate.

And let's watch a documentary on the St.

Valentine's Day massacre.

Because

chocolate, that's exactly what Jackie and I are doing tonight.

Really?

Minus.

She won't eat chocolate anymore.

Oh, geez.

I think of you every time I hear you give the spot.

If your wife says, I don't need anything, don't believe it.

Except in the case of my wife.

Well, you're women.

She says that she really means it.

Well, because your wife means it.

No, she's different.

She is different.

She is.

She's different.

She's like a man with female genitality.

No, she's not.

No, she's not.

She's got some manly sensibilities.

She does, but she's got like your grandparents' sensibilities.

She's like, don't get me anything.

We don't need anything.

Practical.

It's impractical to do that.

And you're like, okay, but it might be fun.

You know, this kid.

No, I'll just take it back.

And then in the beginning, I used to ignore that.

And she would tell me,

don't give me anything.

And I would ignore that because she really does want something, I would believe.

And I'd get it and she'd take it back.

I told you I didn't want anything.

Yeah, I know, honey.

I know, I get it.

But the kids really would like to go to Disneyland.

They've heard of this place and they thought it would be, it's impractical.

Do you know how much that costs?

Yeah.

Yeah, but I mean, really fun.

It'd be fun for you.

It'd be fun.

No.

Wouldn't be fun for that much money.

So,

so I feel for you at the same time, I hate your guts.

And both for the same reason, Jackie.

Yeah.

Both tremendous and scary.

Yeah, very in both ways.

Right.

Am I in trouble?

She's not listening, is she?

No, she's not listening.

She doesn't even listen to Pat Ray Unleashed, let alone this show.

No, she does not.

My wife doesn't either.

Do you remember when they thought we were funny?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I lasted about an hour and a half.

And probably after the wedding.

Right.

Then remember when they thought we were funny together?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

and that, yeah, and that didn't last either.

Those days don't come back, and then they just look at each other now

when we're together and go, oh,

and try to walk out of the room.

They do, people think we're kidding about that.

No, we're not.

No, no, people, you know what?

Both of our wives say, I'm guessing yours gets the same thing.

And I think we've talked about this before.

He must be so funny at home.

He must be so much fun.

No.

No.

My wife always gets,

they used to get,

is he as funny at home as he is?

No.

No.

I thought that too for a while.

Then live with him.

He's not.

Now they get sympathy.

Now they're like, you,

you are, you're a brave woman.

Okay.

We have somebody here.

We have somebody.

So let's go to Dawn.

Dawn, are you there?

Yes, I'm here.

Okay.

Nancy is.

No.

Okay, so we're going to fill out the form here.

Tell you about my beautiful wife.

Her name is

Julie.

Julie.

I can't express how uniquely wonderful Julie is.

Honestly, at the first time, I thought I was just attracted to her.

Can't say smile, can't say eyes.

It was just her looks.

Her looks.

Her looks.

That's a good answer.

Her looks and her beautiful demeanor.

And beautiful.

Let me check with the doctor.

Beautiful demeanor will work.

Yeah.

Looks is very honest.

And then beautiful demeanor is the lie.

All right.

Guess I knew it was true, love.

The first time we

come on, be honest.

The first time, I guess, we made eye contact.

Do I can't use I or can I own this?

How about we just leave it at the first time we made contact?

There you go.

It's probably better.

Made contact.

And that trip to any vacation that she'll remember.

Cedar Point.

Is that the amusement park?

Yes.

The distinctive way she does something like no other person does.

The way she loves me and

her kids.

The way she loves you and the rest of her kids.

The rest of the family or her two kids.

You're not her kid, though, right?

You say the rest of her kids.

No, I know.

Her and I have two children.

Okay, that would just be uncomfortable if you were also her kids.

How long have you been married?

How long have you been married, Don?

We've been married 24 years.

See, now this is really, I want to caution you because if she finds out that you're doing this to buy a few more days just to get, I don't, I mean, it could get ugly.

So.

Oh, no, it's fine.

It's been ugly before.

Okay, good.

All right.

Okay.

Good.

I love that.

What's your wife's hair color?

The color that she says it is?

She'll say it's blonde.

Blonde.

Okay.

I go on forever.

County.

What county do you live in?

Oh, yeah.

What county?

We live in Hellsboro County.

Hillsborough.

Hellsboro or Hillsboro?

Are you in Tampa?

We're in Plant City.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, Hillsborough County.

Okay.

Never take away from my time with her.

Get back to work.

Where do you work?

I work for Center Point Church.

Center Point Church.

Wow, a church employee.

A church employee married for 25 years.

Not,

I don't.

Okay, what do you do there?

I'm the maintenance manager.

Good thing is, if you work at a church when you need to get remarried, you've got a place already.

Or counseling.

Counseling is free.

Yeah, there you go.

Okay.

You work there from the hours of what?

9 till 5.

9 till 5.

Monday through Friday?

Monday through Thursday.

Monday through Thursday.

And you have Sundays off, I would imagine.

Yeah.

And you love,

you just love Julie.

So now,

have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary or Valentine's Day before?

I have missed a birthday before.

When?

When in the relationship?

It was

two years ago.

Two years ago.

This is trending poorly.

Yes.

Okay.

I missed it by a couple hours.

It really matter.

It's not like, you know,

at midnight, it's like you didn't say anything for two hours and she knows.

Okay, so here's the thing, Don.

We're going to give you some extra seconds here because we have this theory that the longer you wait between her name and I love you, the more powerful that love is when it's spoken like that.

So we're going to give you a seven-second wait.

And so that's what I want you to do.

I'm going to say, Don, is there anything you want to say to Julie before you leave?

And you say, yes, Glenn.

Julie, then in your head, one, two, three, four,

five, six,

seven.

I love you.

So we got to wait seven seconds.

If you say okay or something like that beforehand, we're going to blow it for you.

Yeah, and it won't work out well.

Do you want to practice?

Yeah, let's practice one.

Okay, so Don, is there anything you want to say to her before we hang up?

Yes, Glenn.

You have to say her name.

Yes, Yes, Denui.

Denue.

I deeply love you.

Oh, that's beautiful.

That's beautiful.

I live.

Yeah.

Okay.

We're going to take a quick break.

Then we're going to come back with Don

and Julie.

And if Julie's not there, there's the rickety

stool in the back that we're just going to shove up here.

And

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All right.

It is time.

Year in the making.

We're so excited.

It's the contest a year in the making.

It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.

The essays have been written, the heartfelt words have been read, and the winner has been selected.

So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.

Thank you very much.

Yes, we have been so excited about this.

I even brought in the love doctor, renowned therapist,

Dr.

Skip Skipperson,

who has been going through the letters, and you think you found somebody.

Well, as a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love, I've seen thousands of couples, and this is an amazing case we're seeing here at Glenn.

It's a writing contest that thousands of people entered and had to write in over the last year and we just selected our uh winner and uh we have uh dawn on the phone

hello dawn

yes dawn welcome to the big frog 110fl

thank you you're welcome is uh is your wife julie on the phone yes hi julie how are you I'm good.

How are you?

Very good.

Did you have any idea that Don was working on something for you?

I had had zero idea.

Zero idea.

Well, you two have been selected as our couple of the year, only one couple every year, and they're pretty amazing.

And what made you select this one, Don?

Well, we've looked at this.

It's a special case.

This is something unique.

It's something different.

We took something out of this letter, I think, that really put the edge.

Of course, please.

Here it is.

It says, Dear Mr.

Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.

Is that true, Don?

Never done anything like this, huh?

Yeah, this is her first time.

However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Julie.

I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Julie truly is.

Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her looks

and her beautiful demeanor.

But this, as time went by, it turned into so much more.

I guess I knew it was true love the first time we made contact.

What do you mean by that, Don?

I'm not going to ask anyone.

There's many meanings for that.

Okay, all right.

And that trip to Cedar Point.

Wow.

What a perfect time that was.

You remember that time, Julie?

I sure do.

As fondly as he does?

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she loves me and the rest of the family, unlike any other blonde woman in Hillsborough Hillsborough County.

I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.

I have to get back to work.

I work at Cedar Point, where I'm a maintenance manager from 9 to 5, Monday through Friday,

Monday through Thursday, and Sundays off.

Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex.

But that's why I think we should be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.

I just love Julie.

Wow.

Julie,

how do you feel about that?

That was very sweet and unexpected.

Really?

Now, I have to tell you, we're doing this on Valentine's Day, but we've kind of screwed this up.

And so we're going to have to have you guys go out to dinner.

We were supposed to make the reservations, and we didn't.

So, Don,

can you get this?

Julie, do you mind if you don't do something tonight and you postpone it a little bit?

Postpone it?

That is fine.

That's great.

That's great.

Thank you so much, guys.

And Don, is there anything you want to say to Julie?

Well, yes, Glenn.

Julie?

Yes.

I love you.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Wow.

Thank you guys very much.

Thank you.

Don and Julie from Florida.

Our couple of the year.

Okay, they off.

Okay, stop.

I think they're off.

Okay, stop.

I think they're off.

Okay.

They're gone.

I don't know.

That was by the skin of our teeth there.

If they make it to 25 years,

I'm going to be a tad surprised.

I didn't even, I forgot to ask what restaurant he was going to make reservations

to.

So anyway, we're going to try a couple more and we have news of the day as well it's Valentine's Day

congratulations it's finally here

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All right, so some important polls that are out today.

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But is this the way we're going to behave now?

Is this it?

Are we now going to be able to just hate America, claim all kinds of stuff about America, and just go on and pretend it didn't happen.

We'll start with that and our couple of the year

in one minute.

This is the Glen Beck program.

Actually, it's Valentine's Day, so we have to start with our couple of the year contests, which we've been talking about for a year, and we'll get to that in a minute.

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And we're going to enjoy it.

Okay, we need to get to her fast here, so let's

let's get to the let's get to him first.

We got to go through the letter quickly.

Okay, let's go through the letter.

We have

Jonathan, right?

Jonathan?

Yes.

Okay, is Jillian on the line?

We don't want to put her on yet.

Yeah, she is.

Yeah, she is.

It's Jalan.

You got to get that.

Oh, Jalan.

Jalan.

Jalan.

Okay.

And

Jonathan, let's just go through this letter because I don't understand some of the things you wrote in here.

It's just kind of like a form letter where you just fill in the blanks.

Jalan, Jalan, personality.

The first time we worked at Pizza Hut, you knew it was true love?

I did.

It's kind of funny.

We were back on the pizza.

Don't need to hear the story.

Don't need to hear the story.

Just trying to help.

This is all science.

This is science.

So you both worked at Pizza Hut?

We did.

We both worked at Pizza Hut.

Okay, that's too much.

It's too much.

I don't need to know the story.

Then you went to the Dominican Republic on a vacation.

We did.

Okay.

We did.

Okay, and I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she, and what is written here is vocabulary.

What the hell does that mean?

Her expanded vocabulary.

Her expression.

Always, always correcting my vocab.

Uses her

expanded.

Okay.

What's her hair color?

The hair color she'll claim.

Brown.

Brown?

You live in Ellis County.

You work at the Department of Defense.

That is correct.

Wow, wow.

This is what our country depends on.

He was busy working on stuff.

Okay.

All right, guys.

I'm stalling a meeting just for this right now.

Okay, so missiles are flying in.

We're not shooting them down because of this phone call.

Monday through Friday, 40 hours a week.

Gillon.

Oh, but restaurant.

Restaurant.

Yeah, restaurant.

What restaurant do you want to take her to?

Not Pizza Hut anymore.

The Colombian is a nice restaurant.

The Columbian.

The Colombian.

Okay, you know, we're not paying for it.

Oh, you're not?

No.

You get nothing from us except we're buying you a few extra days.

Okay.

I'm on a DOD salary, though.

Come on.

That's not the way this works, sir.

You shouldn't have gone into the public sector.

You go to private sector to make money.

So Colombian,

Colombian restaurant, what day do you want to go?

Next Friday.

Next Friday.

Okay.

You have to make the reservations.

All right.

Have you ever missed a Valentine's Day or birthday or anniversary?

Not an anniversary because it's on Valentine's Day.

Oh, my gosh.

You forgot your anniversary and Valentine's Day today?

I know.

It's pretty cool.

Oh my gosh.

You get a full 10 seconds.

You're just killing ISIS members by yourself.

Yes, you get a full 10 seconds.

It's as high as we go.

Yeah.

So now here's the thing.

You have to say, I'm going to say to you the very end.

So, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jillan

before we part?

And you say, yes, I do.

Jillon, you have to count to full 10 seconds, no matter what she says.

Are you there?

Hello?

Anything.

You wait 10 seconds and then you say, say, I love you.

All right?

Let's practice one time.

One time.

So,

Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jalan before we hang up?

You don't wait there.

You don't wait there to say yes.

Jalan,

then you count.

Okay.

Zora, is there anything you want to say?

Yes.

The name?

You got to say her name first.

It's the separation between the name and the I love you that makes it so powerful.

We're screwed and our defense is screwed.

Okay.

Okay.

So you say, yes, Glenn.

Jalan, then you count.

I love you.

Got it?

Yes, Glenn.

Jalan, then I count the 10 seconds.

Yes.

Then you say, I love you.

Got it?

Okay.

This is dicey.

Wow, this is dicey.

Please don't equip the drones with just the auto-kill.

All right.

Here we go.

We can put her on.

Let's go ahead and put this full screen back behind me.

And now it's the contest a year in the making.

It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.

The essays have been written, the heartfelt words have been read, and the winner has been selected.

So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.

Wow, we have gone all out this year, and you know, this lasts the entire year,

just trying to find the most romantic couple and the couple that America feels is an example to all of us.

And we've brought in

Dick Dickerson, who is a doctor, family therapist.

Dr.

Dickerson, yes, thank you.

Worked hard for the title and I do appreciate you.

Sure.

And you've been going over this and using all kinds of research and analysis in your years of study of couples.

As a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love studies, I have met with over 14,000 couples.

Holy cow.

I have never seen anything like this.

Okay.

And what was it about this couple?

Just the unique and distinct ways that he spoke about.

These were not generalities.

He really knew real specifics about this relationship.

And it was really,

it was touching.

Okay.

So do we have Jonathan on the phone?

Hello, Jonathan.

Yes, I'm here.

Congratulations.

Congratulations on winning.

Now, does Jillon know anything about what's been going on?

No, she doesn't.

Okay.

And I understand today is not just Valentine's Day.

Today is a special day for you.

That is right.

It's our anniversary.

How many years?

How many years?

16.

16 years.

Unbelievable.

Jillan.

Yes.

Are you there?

I am.

Welcome.

You probably are taken aback.

Did Jonathan let on during the year at all that he was doing this?

No, not at all.

Wow.

I never answer the phone.

So

you never answer the phone?

Not if it's like an 866 number.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I'm glad that we got you on the phone

because,

and Dr.

Dickerson, this is the letter.

May I read it?

This is the letter.

Yeah.

And I think you should read it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I hope you don't mind, Jonathan, that I share with the audience this, but I want to read this to Jalan.

Dear Mr.

Beck, I have never entered a contest like this before.

Is that true, Jonathan?

You're not.

This is the first time, huh?

That's God's honest truth.

What was it about this contest that you said, you know what, I'm going to do it?

I'm just such a huge fan of yours, so I had to participate.

That's great.

Okay, so I've never entered a contest like this before.

However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Jalan.

I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Jalan truly is.

Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to personality.

But as time went by, it turned into so much more.

Now, that's unusual, Doctor, because usually people say I was attracted to her body, and then it turns into more.

Right.

No, this is the personality was first here.

And we've done many studies with the AMA and the ADA.

And we found an incredible amount of

the physical attraction coming first.

But this was sort of the reverse.

I thought it was one of the interesting parts of this.

I guess I knew it was true love the first time we worked at Pizza Hut.

Did you guys work at Pizza Hut together?

Yes.

She remembers that specific thing.

That's one of the things that I'm going to do.

That's great.

What was it about, Jalan?

What was it about

working together at Pizza Hut that was

for me?

Is that what you're asking?

Yeah, I mean, it's his letter, but I didn't know

if you remembered it as fondly as he did.

I do.

It is so funny because I was working there a good five months and I was closing up.

It was the first time without Jonathan working.

And I have left like all of this stuff to do.

And the other kitchen people, they were like, what are you doing?

And I was like, it's not my job.

And they really said, no, it's just Jonathan does it for you.

Wow.

You know what?

Can I tell you, I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth here, Jalan?

I asked him before we went on to tell me that story because I didn't understand it.

He told it exactly the same way.

Exactly.

With the the same spirit behind it.

It was, it was really, it's amazing to hear a couple so in sync.

And that trip to the Dominican.

Wow.

What a perfect time that was.

Yes, it was,

I think it was well deserved for both of us.

You know, you started out, you were so young.

And I was reflecting on this this morning

just about how you do not even know or you can't even conceptualize what what marriage is at that age.

Wow.

Just something keeps you going and you just keep going forward.

But it doesn't mean that it's easy.

So there's times where you need to take a break and you need to just celebrate each other and kind of say, you know, I'm sorry.

I'm learning on you and with you.

And there's things that you can hurt each other with, but it doesn't mean that you just give up and walk away.

Wow.

Jonathan, in talking to Jillon,

this particular couple of the year, this year, has taken on a new and deeper meaning

hearing her talk about you.

And

it's kind of hard to go on, but I'm going to.

He says, I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she uses her vocabulary.

Uses her vocabulary unlike any other brown-haired woman in Ellis County.

the whole county.

He says, I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.

And I have to get back to work at the Department of Defense, where I'm a supervisor.

Monday through Friday, I work 40 hours a week.

Supervisor, yeah.

Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, and I think that's why I should be your Valentine's couple of the year because for me, it's simple.

I just love Jillan.

Wow.

that is that's powerful i see what you see in that doctor it's beautiful um uh okay so here's the thing and i'm gonna have to take the blame on this one i happened to be in washington for the state of the union and everything else and uh i dropped the ball and we were supposed to take you to one of your favorite restaurants tonight the columbian i guess oh my goodness yes yes but i have been out of town and i dropped the ball on this and i am so sorry about that so we have you shouldn't take all the responsibility for that.

A lot of that was the charity work you were doing, and it was an admirable thing.

But it doesn't matter.

So anyway, so we've set up something for you next Friday, if that's okay at the Columbian.

So would you mind, please forgive me.

Do you mind not celebrating your anniversary and Valentine's Day until next week?

Can we do it twice?

Is that okay, too?

Well, can you get what?

Can we just do it twice?

Well, as a doctor, I would not recommend that.

No, I think you should wait.

Well, because it

well, I think, Jonathan, the way she spoke about Pizza Hut and it is their anniversary, that would be great.

I think, you know, maybe tonight you celebrate at Pizza Hut, and next week you do the Columbia.

There you go.

That's a great idea.

Guys, congratulations.

Jonathan, is there anything that you want to say to Jillan?

Yes,

yes, Glenn.

Jalan,

I love you.

Ooh, hang on.

There's a.

Thank you.

Do you want to, is there anything else you wanted to say to Jill?

I don't know if that.

I don't know if I'd say that.

You cut out there, actually, there.

And I know

you cut out for about 10 seconds.

So

do you want to try that one more time?

Yeah, yes, yeah, sure.

Delon, I just, I know

I'm beyond difficult, and I know you're not.

No, no, no.

No.

You're cutting out again.

Oh, yeah.

I know you, I think you may have said, I love you.

You kind of lost a little bit of that, but I mean, we lost about 10 seconds of that.

If you could just restate what you were saying earlier,

we don't want to lose that full 10 seconds.

So is there anything you want to say to Jalan?

Just said, I love you.

I don't know how I could be more fair.

Okay.

We're wildfire.

It's a wildfire.

We're having issues with

the phone.

Is that

a good idea?

Can we ask you guys to hold on for just a second?

Hold on, pick up Jalan, and we could talk maybe to

Jonathan here.

Yeah, just because we don't know.

Yeah, we're having a problem with the connection.

Hang on just a second.

In fact,

Doctor, can you can you I'm gonna just do a real quick commercial for a minute and then we'll come back.

Uh

gee, no time to counsel for me.

Um

let me just say it's their anniversary.

I like them, but oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

And our rule is.

How is someone at the Department of Defense not follow instructions?

I don't know.

And our rule is if you break that one, we expose.

I'll give him one more shot.

That's it.

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10-second station ID.

You notice that 10-second station ID break there?

Yeah, 10 seconds.

So, Jonathan, now she is in isolation as she can here.

Get rid of the couple of the year because this could go, I like the Titanic sinking behind me.

Because this is, though, there's the crash of Wall Street and there's the Titanic.

Are you not listening to us, Jonathan?

This is science we're talking about here.

I feel like your instructions aren't clear.

So you just want me to pause for 10 seconds.

I want you to say, here's what I want you to do.

Say, Jalan, pause 10 seconds.

I love you.

That is your only job here.

And if you screw it up one more time, we're telling her.

We're telling her that you forgot the anniversary anniversary and Valentine's Day.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay, now listen.

You count slowly.

And I'm concentrating.

You count slowly.

So what are the three aspects of this?

First is...

Jalan.

Then there's what?

10 seconds.

Then you say.

I love you.

Okay, now you don't count 10 seconds like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

These are long.

1.

Two.

If you don't know, 1 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000.

Because I want to be very clear do not count out loud

people have done that all right

all right you got it good job this is it all right you blow it we blow it okay all right there we go so I'm sorry we had some problems with the phones uh Jalan are you are you there can you hear us I can hear you okay can you hear Jonathan because we couldn't hear Jonathan

I was actually able to hear him

clearly the whole time wow okay well we didn't and we just want to make sure that we have have this

for the couple of the year.

So I'm sorry.

Jonathan, you had something to say to Jillan?

Yes, Jalan.

I love you.

He went the extra mile on that, too.

That is, I'm so glad we caught that.

Hey, guys, enjoy Pizza Hut tonight and

Columbia next week.

Columbia, yes.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Many, many more.

Jonathan, beautiful letter.

And thank you for sharing Jalan with us today.

Once and for all that true love really does exist.

You've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors Amore

and the incredibly rare, loving men who go that extra mile to bring their soulmate the affection and attention they so richly deserve.

men who care enough to show their true feelings men who always

dumb earth for the gun

they're off they yeah they're off okay

wow that was a tough one he almost blew that he almost blew that he we should have blown it for him we probably should have anniversary and did you hear how she said about um uh the the dominican oh my gosh oh my gosh she's a she's a treasure oh yeah she

forget valentine's day We're not at war, dude.

Well, we are actually at war, but we're not really at war.

Well, we actually are really at war.

It's not a declared war.

Okay.

Bit of a technicality, but yes.

Declared war.

Man, forgetting your anniversary and Valentine's Day.

Think about that next time you're comfortable in your home.

The Department of Defense has people like that.

No, he's awesome.

It was really fun.

I really thought he was going to blow it, though.

I did too.

I mean, that was.

And she's great.

She's She's great.

She's great.

He better take her out to the nicest dinner of all time.

Jonathan, you owe her

big time.

And

enjoy the breadsticks tonight.

Unbelievable.

You are so lucky that you have a pizza hut in your past because it's the only place you're going to be able to get into tonight.

And don't you dare order and have it delivered to the house.

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This is the Glenbeck program.

It is Valentine's Day and seeing Valentine's through

and helping you, our beloved audience,

helping you get out of a sticky mess.

And this is not a contest for dirtbags who continually forget everything.

This is a contest for people who just had the worst luck or whatever, and we're buying you a few extra days.

You still have to do everything, but we're taking the blame for you and taking the heat off of you.

Now, we have the first ever

woman

who is asking for our help, Nancy.

Hi, Glenn.

You forgot Valentine's Day?

I did not forget.

We had made an agreement because we're closing on a house today.

And we had made an agreement not to buy each other anything.

And he came in yesterday with a package.

Oh, no.

And it was How I Love Thee.

And it was personalized to me, a book for every day of the year.

Oh, my gosh.

I was listening to this while I was working, so I was like,

I can't believe this is the exact reversal.

And I said all week, do you listen every day?

I do.

Okay, remember what I said?

She's going to say, don't get me anything.

And what did I say?

It's a trap.

Don't do that.

It's a trap.

It's always a trap.

Okay, Nancy, we need to find out.

Your husband's name is Daryl.

Yes.

Okay.

You were.

Well, I'm going to leave that one for on the air.

Well, we'll go there.

The true love, first time we kiss, that trip to Greece.

Distinctive way his heart

is a distinctive way his heart.

What does that mean?

I said that he had so much congass in his, he has a big heart.

Oh, okay, okay.

What's his hair color?

It is salt and pepper.

Salt and pepper.

And the county you live in?

Forsize.

Forsize.

We're in North Carolina.

North Carolina.

Where you nurse for United Health?

Yes.

Monday through Friday, 40 hours a week, and Love Love Daryl.

Okay, so now, Nancy,

because you were caught by the trap, we're just going to get you.

We're just going to, what do you think, Doc?

I think it's on the shorter side here.

Five seconds.

Okay.

Yeah, do you think?

So when I say, is there anything you want to say to Daryl?

You say, yes, Glenn, Daryl, and then you count to five seconds.

If you blow it, we tell Daryl it's a sham.

Okay?

So there's three elements in this.

Can I call him honey?

Yeah, you can call him honey.

So

it's honey, wait five seconds, then I love you.

Those three elements all must be there or we blow it for you.

And it's five, one 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000.

Got it?

You want to practice one time here?

Yeah, I heard the lunar skin.

Yeah, yeah.

That was sad.

That was an awesome domination.

We were on the edge of the cliff.

Yes.

We're like free solo, about to fall off.

Yeah, behind us, if you happen to watch us on Blaze on the app, you saw the Titanic, and I think there was a forest fire and a Wall Street panic.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

So so Nancy, where are we taking, where are you taking him for dinner?

Pocketow.

Where?

Paca Chow.

Where is it?

Pocket Chow.

Pocka Chow.

Uh-huh.

H-A-K-A-A-C-H-O-W.

Pocket Chow.

Pocket Chow.

Is that an Elizabeth Warren restaurant?

No.

Hers was Pow Wow Chow.

Pow Wow Chow.

That's right.

This is Paca Chow.

Pockachow.

Pakachow?

Yeah.

H.

Paka Chow.

Pockachow.

All right, okay.

All right.

Let's get Daryl on the phone, and

we will pull your bacon out of the fire because we love you and we appreciate you.

I mean, I got to say, part of the fault here is Daryl.

Hang on.

Okay, here we go.

Hang on just a second.

Here we go.

And now it's the contest a year in the making.

It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.

The essays have been written, the heartfelt words have been read, and the winner has been selected.

So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.

Well, I will tell you this: I may be a love god, but I am no doctor.

That's why we have brought Dr.

Mick Mickelson in,

who is a therapist,

therapist, counselor, physician, and doctor of love studies.

As a doctor of love studies, I've met with over 19,341 couples, and I've never seen anything like this.

That is, that's great.

Now, doctor, this is, for anybody who's listening, you know, this is a year in the making.

We spend all year looking for and asking people.

We get thousands of letters that come in.

And what was it about this couple that

I would say You know, a lot of people generalize when they talk about love and their loved ones, but there were so many specific memories here.

And that's what really put me over the edge on this particular letter.

So many memories, so much color

put into this, and a lot of time as well.

It was really, it was really remarkable.

Okay, so Nancy,

you're on the phone.

Are you there?

Hi, Nancy.

How are you?

I'm doing well.

Good, good.

So, does Daryl have any idea of what you've been working on?

Yes, because we're on our way to go close on a house.

So, So you've already told him that he won.

No.

No, no.

So he doesn't.

We're talking about working on it as far as you entering this contest, and he was not aware of that.

I don't know when I entered the contest.

Okay, okay, okay.

So

let's get Daryl on the phone.

Daryl.

I'm here.

Daryl, are you there?

I'm here.

Hi, how are you?

Doing fine.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Happy New Year's Day to you.

Yeah.

And it sounds like it's a special day for you.

Already, I can hear it in your voice.

Yeah.

And you're going to close on a house today.

Yes, we are.

Yeah.

Did you have any idea that Nancy was working on something special for you today?

She had mentioned it.

She had mentioned it.

Something special, but she was not specific about what it was.

Yeah, that's great.

Okay.

Well, we're here to tell you, you've won our Couple of the Year contest, which is, you know,

been imitated by many, many shows,

but it doesn't have the prestige of this particular couple of the year.

And I want to, may I read, Doctor, this is the letter.

Yeah, this is the letter here.

And may I read it to Daryl?

I think that would be great.

Okay, so Daryl, this is what Nancy wrote in, and this is what's made you guys the couple of the year.

Dear Mr.

Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.

However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful husband, Daryl.

I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Daryl truly is.

Honestly.

Oh, I see what you see in this.

This is pretty honest.

Yeah, it's really honest.

Honestly, I think I was just attracted to his lips.

Do you have special lips, Daryl?

No, I don't think so.

Did you know that?

No, I did not.

Yeah.

Wow.

That's great.

Nancy.

She's bearing her soul.

Nancy, dreamy lips.

Y'all hung up on her.

We hung up on her.

We got to get her back.

Oh, let's get her back on her.

Okay, let's get her back.

Okay, but

as time went by, it turned into so much more.

I guess I knew it was true love the first time we kissed.

Oh.

And that trip to Greece.

No, this was.

And that trip to Greece.

Wow.

What a perfect time that was.

What do you remember most about that trip to Greece, Daryl?

Oh, there were so many different things that we saw.

The Parthenon, Olympia.

Yeah.

That's exactly what she mentioned.

The ruins.

That's exactly what she mentioned as well.

Yeah.

Really, it's amazing.

You guys are really connected, really.

Two peas in a pot.

I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way

he uses his heart.

And in talking to

she's a nurse, so.

Yes.

Is that a medical?

Nancy,

what do you mean by that exactly?

Nancy, right?

You know what I mean by how he uses his heart?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nancy's a really compassionate guy.

Really compassionate guy.

That's great.

That's great.

He uses his heart unlike any other salt-and-peppered-haired man in Fourthside County.

She says, I could go on forever, but that would take away from all of my time with him.

And I have to get back to work at United Health, where I'm a nurse.

I work 40 hours a week, Monday through Friday.

Beside, everyone always tries to make love so complex.

And that's why I think we should be your Valentine's Couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.

I just love Daryl.

Oh, my gosh.

That is nice, Daryl.

Yes, it is.

Yeah.

So your emotion is almost overwhelming, Daryl,

as you hear this.

Yes.

Yes.

We're hearing it.

Yeah, you can hear it in his voice.

So here's the thing.

We're going to send you guys out.

Apparently, your favorite favorite restaurant is Haka Chow.

Oh.

Yes, it is.

And so we're going to send you out to Hokkaid Chow.

Now, I have to

beg your forgiveness.

I was out of town,

actually out of country,

on some.

But you could say it.

You were saving children in millennia.

We were just.

No, it was not all that.

We were just building some wells.

And so

I was out, and I dropped the ball on making sure that you had a place to go tonight, and I I got back too late.

So, anyway,

do you mind not celebrating Valentine's Day today and go to Hako Chow next week?

Oh, that'd be great.

That'd be great.

Because we've got a lot of moving to do.

Oh, that's right.

That works out perfectly then.

Congratulations.

Nancy, is there anything you want to say to Daryl here in front of the whole country?

Yes, Glenn.

Honey.

I love you.

Just beautiful.

Just beautifully out of love.

Perfect.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Nancy and Daryl, thank you.

And good luck with your new house.

And may have many, many more happy

Valentine's Days to celebrate.

And thank you.

And you've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors Amore and the Incarnates.

They're off.

So perfectly executed love there.

We've made it into a formula, and it is successfully uniting people across this country.

I don't know why we advertise for flowers and stuff.

We should charge people for this.

We could charge a lot for this.

We could charge a lot for this.

Look, we just saved how many relationships?

We've already saved three or four relationships today.

I have another idea.

What about doing like

some sort of an assistant thing to where you can say you have an assistant?

Because, see, a lot of people said to me, you know, Glenn,

what do you mean you didn't have,

you know, Valentine's Day dinner plans?

And that's what you have an assistant for.

I mean, a wife might have said that.

And I said,

right?

Exactly right.

Oh, so you blamed the underlay.

So a lot of people will say that's what you have an assistant for.

And I say that's no, no, no.

That's why you have them so you can blame them.

So what if we had a surface where it was a bogus,

it could be bogus anything.

For instance, you've got to go to some big, you know, convention and you just don't want to go.

We could have, you know, a doctor service where it's the doctor and he's just calling your boss and saying, look,

I don't want to get into anything.

And it's not threatening and it's not going to affect his work at all.

He just can't go because of, I don't know, the malaria scare or whatever.

Right.

Some doctor-ish thing.

Well, and the key to this, too, is taking the blame.

So

the assistant is saying.

It could be the assistant.

If it's for your home, you know, you forgot the anniversary.

No, no, no.

I did.

I did.

He has.

He knew the entire time.

He's going to fire me.

Because I don't know if people would believe that, you know, because I happen to know both of your assistants and neither one of them would ever forget a thing.

In fact, Michelle, who left, who is fantastic, she's left to start her own event planning company, which would indicate that she's very responsive.

I'm not saying how it happened.

I'm just saying one of them,

one of them dropped the ball.

And I don't know which one, and I'm not going to put them in the same room and ask them at the same time.

I just, I don't think that's necessary.

Somebody did drop the ball.

I will give you that.

Well, just wasn't.

Let's move on.

It's a day of love and healing and uniting.

And

we have

many more contestants, but we also have some news that we have to get to that is pretty important today because

if it bottles up uh for 24 hours in me i i'll explode tomorrow and you don't want glenn meat all over the studio do you i can confidently say no to that as a doctor so if

don't pretend to be a doctor i am for those of us who have worked hard i have a doctor smock on right now yeah but that's not the same as having the actual sheepskin okay

and some of us have worked hard for our for our our our our title before our name i was approved by the ama uh and the dentists association All five dentists?

No, we got three out of five dentists.

Three out of five.

To be fair, though, I had an ongoing dispute with one of them.

So I think it would have been four out of five dentists agree that I should be a doctor.

Well, but it's not.

So, you know, four out of five is good enough for Crest, not good enough for you.

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I want to get to Congresswoman Omar and her questioning yesterday

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I want to play this longer cut of Representative Omar from Minnesota, who has a long,

long record of being a radical and

an anti-Semite.

She yesterday was in a congressional hearing and they were talking about Venezuela.

And I want you to hear, A, how she treats the witness, which, you know, other witnesses can be treated like this as well, and they have been.

I'm just so sick of it.

It's why I've never had a problem with the Secret Service.

I'm around Secret Service and people who have Secret Service details a lot.

I respect them.

I really, really respect what they do because they're willing to lay down their life, usually for people that they really don't care for.

And they're amazing.

But when I was at the State of the Union, I had a real problem with the Secret Service because this guy was coming in and telling me that I couldn't take notes at the State of the Union.

I'm in the back.

I'm on the other side of the press.

I'm a member of the press, but I don't have my little section.

But I'm facing the press.

I'm taking notes.

I'm not disturbing anyone.

Secret Service comes in and says, no note-taking.

And it was so packed, he couldn't get to me.

No note-taking.

No note-taking.

What rule is that?

I know.

They're taking selfies down on the floor.

They realize it's on television, too.

I know.

And it was so irritating to me.

So irritating.

These people work for us.

You want to go down and correct somebody?

Go correct them.

They're taking selfies.

They're hissing at the president.

They're laughing.

They're mocking.

I'm sitting here taking notes about it so I can report on it the next day.

Don't, don't.

Don't do that.

I'm so sick at the twisted power here.

And we give them the power and the authority to say anything to anyone.

And as long as they're saying it on the floor or in an official job, no one can say anything about it.

But that's only the beginning of this problem.

Here she is talking to Elliot Abrams

and she's driving to a point about Venezuela.

I want you to listen to Representative Omar.

Mr.

Adams, in 1991, you pleaded guilty to two counts of withholding information from Congress regarding your involvement in the Iran Courtra affair.

We have to stop.

We have to stop.

The Iran-Courtra affair.

You put somebody in Congress that has never heard of the Iran-Contra affair?

Obviously, she's never heard of it.

She's reading this.

If you see the visual, she is reading it approximately six inches away from the paper.

Her head is almost all the way down in the desk because she has absolutely no idea what she's talking about.

She has no idea what she's talking about.

And she thinks it's it's the Iran Courtra affair because the R, the N looks like an R.

So she says, Courtra.

This woman is in Congress.

She was elected to Congress.

She doesn't even know what the Iran-Contra affair is.

And worse than that, she's in the middle of an attack against someone based on something she knows nothing about.

So let's continue on.

You're going to need duct tape.

For which you were later bartoned by President George H.W.

Bush.

I fail to understand

why

members of this committee or the American people should find any testimony that you give

today to be truthful.

If I can respond to that,

it wasn't a question.

That was not a question.

I reserve the right to my time.

It is not right.

That was not a question.

On February 8th.

Who is not permitted to reply?

That was not a question.

This is un-American.

And this is not her that does it.

This happens on both sides.

But this is un-American.

You cannot continue down this road where these clowns can say whatever they want and you can't respond.

If I were him, I would have gotten up.

I would not have sat there for this.

This is an outrageous outrageous attack it and it's not just that it goes much worse listen

in that hearing you dismissed

as communist propaganda report about the massacre of el masote in which more than 800 civilians including children as young as two years old were brutally murdered by u.s trained troops during that massacre some of those troops bragged about raping a 12-year-old girl before they killed them.

Girls before they killed them.

You later said

that the U.S.

policy in El Salvador was a fabulous achievement.

Yes or no, do you still

think so?

From the day that President Duarte was elected in a free election to this day.

El Salvador has been a democracy.

That's a fabulous achievement.

Yes or no?

Do you think that massacre

was a fabulous achievement that happened under our watch?

That is a ridiculous question.

Yes or no?

No.

Sorry, Mr.

Ross.

I will take that as a yes.

I am not going to respond to that kind of question.

Stop!

Stop!

Do you think the massacre

is a yes or no question?

No, I don't.

I'll take that as a yes.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

First of all, what do you think about America that you could even ask that question?

There isn't a single American that likes the idea that a massacre happened and we were somehow or another at all involved.

America does not like the idea and will go after any troop and we should and put them in Leavenworth for the rest of their life if they're killing, maiming, raping people.

They are there to protect people.

If anyone in our service is there, I can guarantee you it would be 99.9%

of the population that would say, yeah, they should rot in Leavenworth.

Of course.

The only reason why it might be lower is is because they would think people like this will take and twist it, and now you're held for war crimes for something that you were asked to do

in liberation.

War is ugly.

However, rape of 12-year-olds is never involved in it.

There's never part of a policy, at least of the United States, that never exists for that.

Never.

And how dare you?

This is an American congresswoman who now says,

do you think that was good policy?

That was not our policy.

But wait, there's more.

That's all you have?

You didn't get the rest of that?

Mike, you got to get the rest of that.

You got to get the rest of that.

She goes on and then starts to talk about Venezuela.

And when she goes on with Venezuela, She says, so what happens if

we are going in there and there is a massacre or the troops that we are now supporting because we support

the new president of Venezuela, if they start to kill and maim and rape and there's a massacre there, will the only thing matter is the American interests?

It's unbelievable.

Unreal.

It's unbelievable.

Ocasio-Cortez gets all the attention, but she's a superstar.

I mean, Omar is a superstar when it comes to this nonsense.

She is going to give us clip after clip after clip after clip of this.

She can't control herself.

She was just this week, this week, had to apologize for things that she said on this

basic same train of thought.

You know, I mean,

she's defending the Palestinians, she's defending all the other groups around Israel and saying how bad Israel is.

I mean, how many times have we seen terrorist attacks against children in Israel?

Does she have any problem with any of those?

I wonder.

These people do not.

I bet you not.

These people are so radical and they've never been pushed back.

They've never had anyone question them of any report.

I mean, they've never had anyone who,

you know, is on the

liberal side, controlling the media and Hollywood and everything else, say anything other than, you are brilliant.

Yeah, you are.

Thank you for saying those important things.

And you could see it in her face and that she, A, I mean, legitimately has no idea what she's talking about.

She's reading this maybe for the first time.

Maybe for the first time.

She's reading it incredibly slowly and very close to the paper just so she can pick it up.

And she still blows it and calls it the Iran-Cortra affair.

You got to get to the Venezuela stuff because watching her

and talk about the American policies

that end in massacres.

And this one, we're on the wrong side in Venezuela.

We're on the wrong side in Venezuela.

Oh, God, please.

Again, this is a gift.

I mean, it's sad that, and you're right.

On-American is the right term for the way that they won't even let him answer.

That's all sides, though.

That's the way that system works, and it's wrong.

But with her, you have somebody here who

she doesn't know anything except one little thing, which is America's evil.

America's wrong.

America's been doing these terrible things to people

who are less fortunate.

America is slaughtering people who look differently.

That's her entire worldview.

You can't possibly go into a, you're questioning someone who is involved in the Iran-Contra affair and you don't know what it is.

Yet you're calling him a murderer.

Think of what think of what kind of person you have to be to not even have knowledge of the name of the event and still call someone else a murderer.

What kind of character do you have to pull that one off?

She doesn't even know the name of it.

And she's willing to call a man she's never spoken to before a murderer in front of the entire country.

Yeah.

There's your Democratic Party for you.

Yeah.

Right there.

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Let me just finish this clip because I just think this clip is just so outrageous.

We all know what's going on in Venezuela.

We all know that Maduro,

he altered the elections.

He took all of the people that were running against him that had a chance and he put them in jail.

This is not a democratically elected guy.

He seized power.

He was elected the first time.

Second time, no.

And he's using food as a weapon.

In that last election, he, in Spanish, his slogan was, you give, I give.

Meaning, you vote for me, I give your community food.

We know what's going on.

We know who's on the right side.

But apparently, Congressman

Omar has no idea.

She thinks that we're on the wrong side.

Listen to me.

Yes or no?

Would you support?

an armed faction within Venezuela that engages in war crimes, crimes against humanity or genocide,

if you believe they were serving U.S.

interests, as you did in Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua?

I am not going to respond to that question.

I'm sorry.

I don't think this entire line of questioning is meant to be real questions, and so I will not reply.

Good for you.

Whether you, under your watch, a genocide will take place and you will look the other way because American interests were being upheld is a fair question.

Because the American people want to know that any time we engage a country,

that we think about

what our actions could be.

You are lecturing.

Really?

I believe our values are being fathered.

That is my question.

Will you

make sure that human rights are not violated and that we uphold international

and human rights

I suppose there is a question in there and the answer is that the entire thrust of American policy in Venezuela

is to support the Venezuelan people's effort to restore democracy to their country.

That's our policy.

I don't think anybody disputes that.

The question I had for you is that the interest, does the interest interest of the United States include protecting human rights and include protecting people against genocide?

That is always the position of the United States.

Thank you.

You are not going to get a serious person to take a serious job in this country if that's who you put in Congress.

That is the most insulting thing I've ever heard.

Now, there are bad guys you know, in Congress.

There are bad guys in government.

There are bad guys in the public sphere.

But if you really, truly believe that American interests come above genocide in a country where we are in, laughable.

It's laughable, especially how dare you, as a Muslim, As a Muslim, say those things while we have been fighting and freeing slaves that Muslims have taken because they started a deadly caliphate because we tried to free people.

And let's not over just pass by the fact that we now have at least one member in the U.S.

Congress that believes the American people have committed genocide on three occasions in, what, the last 30 years?

I mean, I...

Maybe

others believe it, but I don't remember anyone else ever saying it.

It's the same person.

It's the exact same person

who also thinks that Israel has hypnotized the world.

If that's not anti-Semitic, you can go to one of her many other anti-Semitic statements.

All about the Benjamins.

This woman is so, this, this woman, and she's not even the one that wrote for Louis Farrakhan for years.

No, that's Salaib.

Right.

I mean, she's not the only extremist in Congress now.

Oh, well, there were plenty of extremists before, but these, this is.

This kind of extremist.

And, you know, this isn't, you know, Maxine Waters, who's been around for a thousand years and is obviously insane.

These are three young Congresspeople who have been identified as the future of the Democratic Party.

You know, that is.

That's...

That's...

I don't know how you're going to...

I don't know how you're going to...

I don't know how they think they're going to save

or get elected in a majority with this kind of stuff.

And for all the

green jobs thing?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

So all that was released, apparently, all that was released.

This is their excuse now and why Mitch McConnell was sabotaging them.

It's because all that they had was just a memo, a talking points memo, that we think, you know, green energy is important and we think we should eventually get off fossil fuels.

And that's what everybody signed on to.

Apparently, Apparently, there is no bill except a resolution that says, hey, we think these things are important.

Not an actual, hey, let's get rid of the planes and let's get rid of the cars.

That's at Casio-Cortez.

She put that out.

It's, they're not going to survive with this kind of extremism.

You're listening to Glenn Beck.

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I was so much happier earlier in the show when we were just screwing off and talking about the radicals in Congress.

So we brought

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I am not a Congressman, and I'm tepid.

So I'm avoiding both of the things that irritated you earlier.

Holy cow.

But you are kind of lonely tonight.

You know, a bit.

I'm a bit lonely.

And

I'm honestly confused by this because I feel like I'm awesome boyfriend material.

Like I think I get it.

Like my last girlfriend came home one night and she went, I had a really tough day.

Stacy was mean to me.

And I went, let's sit down and make a graph of actionable steps that we can take to fix this problem.

And I feel like that's what women generally want is for me to fix problems, right?

And graphs.

No.

Yeah.

And graphs.

No, that's the exact opposite.

Well, then why are they asking me for help, Glenn?

Why would they come to me and say they've had a bad day if they weren't listening to me?

Do you know what is the key to you finding a date and a woman that will stick around?

Uh-huh.

Is you maybe saying, I may not be good boyfriend material because they keep leaving.

Okay.

You know.

All right.

So it's kind of like

I'm tricking them by going, hey, I'm a bad boyfriend or something like that.

No, but maybe that might work for you.

Okay.

Maybe, because nothing else seems to be working.

No,

I'm 35.

Dating at 35 is like a tax on the hope of not dying alone.

So I would love to put this to bed.

I am so glad that I don't date.

We are past that.

Can you imagine?

What is dating like today?

Well, online dating, not a lot of fun.

Although I will say that I have enjoyed coming to Texas because there is a C-shift in Texas, like in New York.

Not that I tend to offend people, but if I offend a young lady in New York, it's like, hey, that thing you said offended me.

And that entrenches a power dynamic that's putting me in a role of victimhood and you in a traditional role of power.

And that's not okay.

Whereas women in Texas go, you say that again, I'm going to hit you with my car.

I do not take that from people.

You be respectful to me.

I keep a gun in my purse.

And I'm like, oh, my God.

That's much better.

I'm not a magnificent woman.

Bear my children.

How long do they stay around when you say bear my children?

Yeah, I think you're right.

I should probably...

The breeding thing, I should quit bringing up.

Yeah, you can think it.

You just shouldn't say it.

You know, it's weird because women have a biological clock, but his is the one I can hear from

miles away.

My ovaries are thumping around like tennis shoes in a dryer, Glenn.

They're just like

cherry ward drums.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

I have never heard a man with a bigger clock.

Yeah.

And the kids thing's an element, like when I was in my 20s, I would be like, so

do you do yoga?

And now I'm in my 30s, and I'm like, so does your family have congenital heart defects?

Like, it's like shifted very much to the bloodline, uh, which I agree.

I should probably quit bringing up.

I should just talk about yoga.

I should go back to the yoga thing.

Yeah, when you're at the bar and you meet somebody, you don't say, you know, may I just keep this glass just for a DNA test?

It's probably not the best way.

Well, too much.

I do that with men and women.

So I feel like that's like, that's just a, I guess, oh, you know what, though?

I see your point.

That could be, that could be unnerving.

When you say you're doing that with men and women, is that to double the chances of

finding somebody or just a hobby?

I'd like to take DNA.

I get a little credit home.

See what people got going for them.

Right.

That's good.

I also think that I...

Introduce them to scary relatives that they didn't know they had.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, guess who you're related to?

And might be an expert or

I also, I'm working on a theory right now.

I think that men and women are both crazy, but men are crazy.

Women are crazy on a micro level.

And here's what I mean by that.

It's like, you know,

someone said something wrong to me.

It was the wrong inflection.

You know, something, something that I'm kind of going, this seems like a social faux pas that I'm not picking up on.

Whereas when men go crazy, we have World War I.

Like, we'll go crazy on a massive level.

We're like, right now, if some guy ran into the room and he's like, hey, the Archduke of Austria has been shot, we're all going to go kill Germans.

I'd be like, will we be given hats?

I wouldn't even have to think about it.

Women don't think like that.

I would never do that.

Women were like, you know, they'd deal with a guy one-on-one.

They're like, we're not going to go across the ocean on a boat to kill strangers.

We're not doing that thing.

So so your response was do we get hats yeah i love hats

if i if i'm given a hat and a uniform i'm like but now i look spiffy right and i'm part of a group so you know it feels just less less weird murdering strangers when i'm wearing wearing a uniform yeah i can do that so you that's that's really a good uh testimony to bring up if you're ever accused of being part of like al-Qaeda or something oh right they don't wear uniforms yeah I'll be like look I just guys uh I know that my my character is under assassination but I'll tell you the one thing that's not under assassination my snazzy dress style And I would never join a group of people that are dressed up like ninjas.

I hate ninjas.

Yeah.

So, yeah, Al-Qaeda and ISIS, no way.

Wouldn't join Antifa.

Don't like ninja pajamas.

Yeah, okay.

We have a couple on the phone.

This is no joke.

This isn't our couple of the year.

We have Mark and Elizabeth on the phone.

I wanted to bring them on because their story is incredible.

They met, and maybe they can help you,

Andrew.

They met.

Huh?

They got sisters?

But they met at Mercury One.

They were part of the leadership program.

And so we have Mark.

Are you there?

And Elizabeth?

I'm here.

Mark, are you there?

Mark?

He's not there.

Our producers say he's there, but he's not there.

So let me just talk to Elizabeth.

Elizabeth?

Hi.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Very good.

So you guys met at this leadership program that we did.

And

tell me about this because none of us had any idea that there was something

starting there.

Well,

it was kind of one of those things where I think almost everyone in the program, we have a group chat, actually, that we all keep in touch with.

And Mark and I just started texting over the group chat and formed this friendship.

it wasn't so it didn't happen while you were here in those two weeks did you guys notice each other did you were you looking across the room going oh

um i think mark was probably more so than i was at that time yeah but um now how do you feel about because you hear you are on national radio talking about your love and in the biggest moment of your life he's abandoned you how do you feel about that i'm i'm here now oh he's here now

he's showing up late yeah he's showing up late that's what men do for daddy yeah so

did you know, Mark, you know, when you were in the leadership program, were you looking and saying, okay, Elizabeth, she will be mine or no one will have her?

Not quite that early.

I was interested.

I think the first time I knew I was interested was the Mercury One ball that year.

You guys were selling the raffle tickets for the car.

Yeah.

And

another girl who was volunteering who had been in the leadership program, offered to sell me one.

And I said, great pitch, good practice.

Glad you are doing this.

I'm going to go buy one from Elizabeth.

Wow.

Wow.

See, that's the kind of thing that you do, Andrew.

If somebody's selling...

Buy cars?

No, if somebody is selling

something

and you think she's attractive, you should go up and say, so how much?

Okay.

And it works well.

Okay.

In certain circumstances.

And then be like, now,

if I get like two of these things, what kind of bed are we going to get?

And make it transactional, because then the woman will appreciate that I'm good at math.

Yeah, what do you think, Elizabeth?

Is that the thing for Andrew to?

I mean, he could give it a shot.

I'm going to get two or three cars this weekend.

So

when do you guys get married?

Because I brought you up on stage at our

event here for the Mercury One Ball just recently.

And you proposed.

And Elizabeth, you had no idea that was coming?

I didn't.

It was pretty cool.

That was a surprise.

It was awesome.

And Mark said, Elizabeth, I have a question to ask you.

And then he never asked the question.

And

that's what I agreed to.

So you didn't ask.

Has he asked?

Has he asked

since?

Yes.

He has asked.

He clarified, and he told me he had all this worked up in his head, and it just didn't come out of his mouth at the time.

Right.

So you agreed to something that you had no idea what you were agreeing to.

I

three times.

I have it all in writing now, though.

Well, okay, good.

Nice.

All right, good.

Well, guys, congratulations.

You're our couple of the year.

And we know how special that really is.

So

congratulations.

Thanks, guys.

God bless.

Very good.

Thank you.

You bet.

So,

by the way,

you can find love.

Maybe you should.

You're too old.

You can get involved.

If you're 18 to 24 years old, Mercury One has a really amazing thing.

It's a two-week leadership training program, and that's what they were both in.

And if you know somebody who is 18 to 24, or if that is you, and you want to learn about leadership, you want to learn about the foundations of America and learn firsthand, you have a rare opportunity to handle the

founding documents yourself and do some research for yourself.

Apparently, not the only thing you're handling at this particular.

Yes, it is.

As she said, it didn't happen until after.

Anyway, mercuryone.org slash ltp mercuryone.org slash ltp if you need a hookup spot no that's not what that's not what that is no are you sure if uh if you know what and i i have a comparable leadership program for models between ages 25 and 40

it's a star trek themed camp about leadership so if you're a model 24 to 40 uh be sure to reach out because i how important is the star trek part of the relationship not really not honestly that big of a deal it's it's a funny thing she hates it

You know, this is the give and take thing.

I'm not a huge sports guy.

So I think I'd have to be like, okay, cool.

I'm not going to make you dress up at conventions with me, but I don't have to go to games unless we spawn and our children become quarterbacks.

Then I will watch.

Spawn.

Yeah.

You are romantic.

I just cannot

screens Valentine's Day.

Excuse me.

Make spawn.

Okay.

There you go.

Much better.

Andrew Heaton, thank you so much.

Thank you.

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This is the Glenn Beck Program.

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And I have to thank uh, Dr.

Fink Finkelstein, Finkelstein, oh, I'm sorry, uh, who is uh, who is a therapist, renowned therapist, researcher, uh, sex therapist, marriage counselor, doctor of love studies, doctor of love studies.

Uh, it's been great to have you on.

We do have another breakup to announce.

This is sad.

Uh, we have tried to do so much for love, and then I just find out that uh

that a guy who's worked here for six years

is leaving his wife,

Marissa,

who also works here.

You were up in New York, and so you've worked here for a long time as well.

And

I'm sorry to hear that it's coming to an end.

She's not fighting it.

I'll say that.

She's not putting a protest here.

Well,

he's leaving the company, and he's got another job someplace else.

And I feel for you,

but you found him here.

You'll find another.

Lots of employees here.

Yeah, it's going to cost for the divorce, but I think you make a good case to the judge.

You know, that he left.

He broke up with you.

He left.

If he wanted to remain married, he would have stayed.

Right.

That's just the way that works, as far as I know.

And as far as myself.

Seriously, where is he going?

Where is he going?

He's going to a place called Solo Stove.

Solo Stove?

Yes.

What is that?

It's camping stoves.

Not 100%

sure.

Wow.

Do you even know this place exists?

I haven't been there.

He's got another family.

This could be a total scandal.

Oh my gosh.

He has another family.

Wow, and this is how I find out on Valentine's Day.

Sad.

Right.

Sad way.

Really sad.

It's really sad.

Bad way of doing it.

Chris.

I appreciate the support, guys.

Since I do see behind me, I don't know why.

The War of the Worlds and Titanic and Derby cars are behind me.

But

Chris,

you are truly

remarkable, and I have enjoyed all of the time that we have worked together.

Really,

he's world class.

You married, well, I can't say you married up because he married up, but

you both married up.

You both married up by coming here.

Right.

And

finding this wonderful place.

So thank God for us, I guess, is the summary of the today's show.

I think so.

I think so.

I think so.

Think of all the good we did today.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

You're welcome, America.

Yeah.

Do I sound a little like the progressives in Washington now?

A little bit.

They're just a little self-centered, a little.

Telling people how to live their lives.

You're lying, and you're saying you're really important.

So you've hit all the big points of the Democratic Party.

It's bound to happen to all of us.

I mean, can't beat them.

You join them.

So, so there you go.

You're welcome, america you're welcome now abandon that car and don't you ever try to heat your house ever again

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