Episode 785 | "I Appreciate The Contribution of Every Member…"

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Yeah. Very critical.
Very critical. Welcome back.
Thank you. Welcome back, Joe.
Thank you. Thank you guys.
We miss you so much, man. Happy to be here.

Speaker 1 I missed each one of you as well.

Speaker 1 Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 We helped out for you. We did our best.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Better than that.

Speaker 1 Better than your best. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. You guys kill.
You guys kill. Highly appreciative and grateful to each one of you.
Thank you. Man, there's a lot of internet speculation.
A lot of fodder. A lot of fodder.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. A lot of fodder going on.
Is there? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 If I see one more think piece, one more video, one more secret plot that they were telling me. They had their 10 hats on.
Oh, my God. What were they saying?

Speaker 1 That this was a strategy, that you were faking, that you were never coming back.

Speaker 1 I saw some of that. I saw some of that.
Every time something happened, they think that I just had like some type of brain trust somewhere, and this is an evil plot to

Speaker 1 some type of bigger play. It started started off with concern, a lot of concern.

Speaker 1 Not a lot. Not a lot.
Not a lot. It was a little bit of hate.
Nah, it wasn't as much concern as I would have liked. Right.

Speaker 1 For putting out the, yo, man, really going through some shit, y'all. Hold me down out there.
It was like an hour of, damn, hope he good.

Speaker 1 After that, it went right back to.

Speaker 2 I think it was because you were posting in story that, you know, shit just looked real,

Speaker 2 you know, normal. Regular.
Regular.

Speaker 1 Outside of the the pod. How should it look when people are going through something? Number one.
Cricket, cricket, chirp, chirp. Maybe nothing? It wasn't a lot.
They didn't get much.

Speaker 1 I was in the mall and they opened up a Yeti store and I was excited about it.

Speaker 1 So I went in there. Too far, nigga.
Caught the camouflage Yeti. Yeti people are like, oh, shit.
The rest of y'all is like, oh, he's good. He's buying coffee cups.
Like, what is the correlation there?

Speaker 1 I was fucked up in Yeti.

Speaker 1 That was like a retail therapy type of thing.

Speaker 2 Oh, I understand. I understand.
People are irrational.

Speaker 1 If you could do Yeti, you could do a four-hour podcast and a Patriot. Yeah, yeah.
Same thing. And then Parks comes on air and he says, yeah, man, was just with Joe last night filming.

Speaker 1 That did not. I was just with Joe last night shooting some shit.
Man,

Speaker 1 just letting them know that you're all right.

Speaker 1 No, no, and no,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 People were worried, man. They want to send you flowers.

Speaker 1 They want to know where you at.

Speaker 1 I was home. Well, not even.

Speaker 1 They think you were avoiding the topics.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was all some of that. That was all some of that.
I was ducking all the smoke. That's all some of that.

Speaker 1 Here's my problem with you, though.

Speaker 1 My problem with you is that while you were going through something and we were concerned, you were really going through something because you didn't even answer your niggas.

Speaker 1 I called you mad times, text you mad times, and I'm not going to take the time to address it here, but just I'm letting you know that that is on the tip of my brain. I didn't have that problem.

Speaker 1 Thank you for that good 30-minute talk.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Just really being able to process some things. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, so this was a great talk.

Speaker 1 You responded.

Speaker 2 Don't worry, Flip. I'm with you.
He didn't respond to my shit either.

Speaker 1 I dubbed the shit out of Mel and Flip.

Speaker 1 I dubbed the absolute shit out of Mel and Flip hitting me. Number one, you're not never gonna talk to me no more after I'm going through something.
It takes me one time to learn.

Speaker 1 I had that little fight in the club and told you first, and I was in the news cycle for months. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That will be the end of you knowing something first.

Speaker 1 And, Mel, yeah, nah, fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 I mean, I just, I hope everything's okay.

Speaker 1 No, no, don't take my, my, don't take my tea and hit the girl group chat with what's going on with me. You just talk too much, period.
So, all it takes is somebody at Target. Hey, what's up with Joe?

Speaker 1 He ain't been on. Well,

Speaker 1 you know, I just text him this morning. And yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I felt the way about that. I know you did.

Speaker 1 But why? I'm here. I'm here.
I love you. I felt the way.
If I'm going through something, I'm all right.

Speaker 1 I'm probably one of the strongest people each of you know. I just felt the way because I know I just reached out to my man, see what's up, you know, kept you updated in real time.

Speaker 1 And then you just, you just, you know, you're going, you're going to know if something ain't right with me. It's going to be on the news.
So I ain't got to tell my girl, text me when you're home.

Speaker 1 Get home. Why?

Speaker 1 What the fuck are you going to do? That's something.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 when you feel like you're close to somebody,

Speaker 1 It's comforting that they tell you themselves you feel good about it You feel that they trust you enough to share information with you You don't want to find out in real time with the news nigga.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck you think you are nigga? Huh? We don't want to find out in real time niggas love you So what you need to do is just stop showing love and make niggas not love you come in here like

Speaker 1 and That's it

Speaker 1 Well, I love y'all Niggas love you. You can't expect niggas.

Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, what happened to my man?

Speaker 1 I'm ready to ride for you, nigga. All the way.

Speaker 1 I don't care. Everything is okay.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 You made it like that. You keep coming in the pod.
I love you. Give it extra little hugs and shit.
That manipulating shit you be doing to make niggas feel good in the moment. Oh, yo, you counting.

Speaker 1 Y'all pointing. That little stupid point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you do that to make niggas feel good. And then when something happens,

Speaker 1 that shit is crazy. Why do you build me up, buttercup, baby, just to let me down, nigga? That's hilarious.
No, that is funny. He's crazy.
Yo, you held it it down, though, Flip. Appreciate that.

Speaker 1 E-Mike Flip held it down, man. Thank you.
A lot of respect.

Speaker 1 Gad, critical guy. Give him his flowers, man.
I did. I started this with thank everybody.

Speaker 1 And I'm super appreciative and grateful to each member. I worked on that.

Speaker 1 In the mirror?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I worked on saying that. Each of them.

Speaker 1 You guys really did a really phenomenal job.

Speaker 1 Thank you for your job. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 So, no, I was real happy that Flip didn't miss episode while I was gone. I was happy that he A-mi'd, right? Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 The last time I brought up to the crew that other people should try A-miking in the event that I'm gone, just so we could see, they cursed out,

Speaker 1 really. Oh, they cursed me out.
It's like, oh, we big flip, flip, want to do it. Let flip do it.
Fuck you, Joe. That's what they said.

Speaker 1 That was that. So, I think Mel want to do it.

Speaker 1 She did a little co-existing. She was squeezing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was a night, it was a nice flow. I really, I think that it was a really great flow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she pushes me to the front, too. Like, that's the thing.
Oh, shit. Cody's to the front.
Cody's, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, everybody looked real loose and free.

Speaker 1 Everybody had personal stories to share.

Speaker 1 Niggas was. I used to dance to reggae music.

Speaker 1 I know you was like, what? Hell the Sean DePaul. Okay.
Hey, Showman, huh?

Speaker 1 Someone's got to hold it down. Having a slice.
Someone's got to hold it down.

Speaker 1 You motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? You motherfuckers, boy. But you can't say that.
You can't. You can't.
You just got to like thank each member.

Speaker 1 Park said that

Speaker 1 he saw something online that said the United Health Care Killer had that shit on.

Speaker 1 And you said

Speaker 1 a bulletproof vest.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That wasn't what I was referring to. That's that shit.

Speaker 1 What else happened? I got a list.

Speaker 1 I can't wait some time.

Speaker 1 I don't know if we want to get to it now. I can't wait till you get to it there.

Speaker 1 I just want to see. I want to get into your mind.
I know. No, it's killing you, nigga.
I know you sat there. No, not even.
Not even. Actually, I was proud.
I was very happy that it happened

Speaker 1 to see that it could happen.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, give me a fucking

Speaker 1 month for two weeks or three weeks off sometime. Give me a break instead of just getting trampled all over.
I know you was looking at, he was looking at Ish like, you motherfucker.

Speaker 1 you wouldn't be happy. Yeah, Ish and Mel.
Oh, the chemistry. The chemistry was less.
Oh, the shit people want to go here, man. The shit people trying to work.

Speaker 1 They waited till you leave.

Speaker 1 They waited till the

Speaker 1 AI on it.

Speaker 1 They was gentle and all that.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Almost like somebody would have envisioned during the hiring process.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Ever hired two niggas thinking it's going to be a slam dunk and then they just fight for a year until you leave.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 got it. For the greater good.
Mel, they said you seemed a little more free.

Speaker 1 How did you guys feel? And I'm starting this shit. We felt good.
That felt good. I feel the same, but the team work was good.

Speaker 1 Consummate professional, though. But it's not just that I'm new.
It's because I'm new. But

Speaker 1 y'all cats, I can see Mel in particular, right? When I watched the ones I wasn't there for, Mel seemed like the male that I saw the first time I watched you when you were in the mystical video.

Speaker 2 Do not put a battery in his fucking back.

Speaker 1 What is that bad to say? I might be able to do that. Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. No, I mean, it was a good thing.
I thought it was a compliment. Okay.
You killed it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 You killed it.

Speaker 1 Get on the floor. See the right chair.

Speaker 1 Say it.

Speaker 1 Mel was hell.

Speaker 1 Mel was L. Yeah, what's up, Mel? I watched that shit bad way.
Oh, look at me. What's up? Hey,

Speaker 1 I thought Joe was cursed in the screen. You might be pointing at the fucking TV.

Speaker 1 Mel's, yeah.

Speaker 1 Man, we don't. Hey, her intro was fire, though.
The intro, Mel.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Your year.

Speaker 1 Your year should never happen again.

Speaker 1 Please don't ever let Mel get a year off in my absence. I did that wrong, too.
It's over for your yearing days. You sound like you were yodeling.
It's totally over for that. Stupid ass fan.

Speaker 1 Oh, look how Mel pods when Joe's not stopping all over.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 I sweat.

Speaker 1 No, that niggas went crazy for a little bit.

Speaker 1 I couldn't wait to come step all over.

Speaker 1 It's over for that

Speaker 1 freedom fighter shit.

Speaker 1 Give women a voice shit. Them niggas ain't giving women voices while I'm fucking going.
You crazy? All right, no, I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking.

Speaker 2 I'm joking. All right.
What you got for us?

Speaker 1 All right, all right. Well, you want parts of the star? No, no, no, no, no.
Do you want a star?

Speaker 1 What y'all walking? What's up?

Speaker 1 We're excited.

Speaker 1 We're excited to see what you got.

Speaker 1 Brother Ice is here with us in spirit.

Speaker 1 He can tell you what he's going through when he gets back. He's a lot of the weather.
That's it. Yeah, he's under the weather.
That's it. That's a good way to put it.

Speaker 1 He wasn't when I called and said, hey, you're coming in to work. All right, Ish, you come in later.
The nigga called out an hour later.

Speaker 1 Yo, these motherfuckers. Don't stop.
He's just got back.

Speaker 1 All right, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Hold up. I want to allow the floor.
Look to my goals.

Speaker 1 Oh, it feels good. It feels good to be where I'm supposed to be being a dick.
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 1 Mic check one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 Salutations, shout to the first and last time listeners out there.

Speaker 1 Shout to wherever you might be listening from, all the real niggas and real niggas out there.

Speaker 1 I'm going down the shoot, my lady. Yeah, I mean, back where it started, kind of almost.

Speaker 1 Who said I couldn't come back to the uh

Speaker 1 who said? I'm going down the shoot, my lady.

Speaker 1 You know, I caught her with another man.

Speaker 1 Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the parents, listening, all the teachers,

Speaker 1 all the postal workers, everybody in the courts, the lawyers, and all that. Shout out to y'all.

Speaker 1 Nine to five, what's good? I heard you shot your woman down.

Speaker 1 All the subgroups out there.

Speaker 1 That's almost blasphemous to do that, but

Speaker 1 it's okay.

Speaker 1 Get comfy, man. Get back acclimated in my

Speaker 1 seat. You still the hot potter?

Speaker 1 Huh? You still the hot potter?

Speaker 1 We're gonna see. We're gonna see.

Speaker 1 We're gonna see questioning the guy. You see?

Speaker 1 A couple weeks. Couple weeks.
They get to questioning the boy.

Speaker 1 But it's cool, though. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there

Speaker 1 yes sir

Speaker 1 seen a whole bunch of band niggas in the streets and shit shout to y'all

Speaker 1 going out on the town

Speaker 1 doing anything to get you off of my mind

Speaker 1 when the morning comes I'm right back where I started I think this is Mel not Mel but flipping marks first time partner in the spot

Speaker 1 in the digs.

Speaker 1 Any kind of food could see

Speaker 1 there was something

Speaker 1 in everything

Speaker 1 about you.

Speaker 1 Baby, come back.

Speaker 1 You can blame it all on me.

Speaker 1 I rose wrong, and I just can't live without you.

Speaker 1 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

Speaker 1 Mike, Mike, Mike. Wake it up out there.

Speaker 1 Keep this round of applause going for the best crew in the universe.

Speaker 1 What episode is this? 785.

Speaker 1 Oh, and we have new

Speaker 1 Mel and Flip and Mark.

Speaker 1 Mark. Mark.
What episode is this? 785. Welcome to episode 785 of the Joe Button podcast.
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Speaker 1 Don't step on my drugs. Brought to you by a few by powered by prize picks.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest.

Speaker 1 Big Parks is in the building. Our seating is different now.
Big Parks is here. Mel is here.
Flip is here. Mark is here.
Poe is here. Corey is here.
Erickson is here. Keebler and Ian are here.

Speaker 1 Tanner and Savon are here remotely. Ish and Ice are here with us in spirit.
And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here with us. What's popping? What's popping?

Speaker 1 What's popping? Shit. I was getting used to Tuesdays off.
I ain't going to hold you. I bet you were.
I was. must be i was what you said said must be nice yeah

Speaker 1 you got fridays off

Speaker 1 don't worry about that part what's up man how y'all doing how y'all doing i'm great took me a while to get the setbacks so i had a long night but we here this is this is great yeah hey man this is

Speaker 1 nostalgia yeah man magic was made it was plenty of great times i'm just happy to see that you're back bro that's it man well where did y'all think i was going like what are y'all saying you wasn't communicating but what did y'all think did y'all was gonna have to pick up and just pod for life without me what are y'all what are y'all talking about man no that's not dramatic i mean we're dramatic you see right first of all we we had pods giving set up

Speaker 1 and you sent a text saying we can't do pods giving anymore um there's no pods giving there no pushback pushback what you said is got to cancel and then you said you had a an emergency right? Yes.

Speaker 1 So I didn't know.

Speaker 1 I mean, the biggest thought I had, obviously, was, you know, like, family. No, I just got this job.
I could lose the check. Oh.

Speaker 1 I don't know what he's going through.

Speaker 1 How will it affect me? Right.

Speaker 1 I've been through some shit before.

Speaker 1 Valentine. That's a fair point.
That's a fair point. But my second thought was, I don't know if he's okay.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 because, like Flip was saying, like, you weren't super, like, communicative, I didn't know how bad it was.

Speaker 1 Because some people are dramatic, particularly famous people. And so it could be something small, could be something big.
I didn't know. So we were just worried about you.

Speaker 1 I didn't worry to worry about potting second, but I was really worried about this part. Yeah, me too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 I was worried about you. We were really worried about you.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's not like you said such a high. And also, like, not hearing from you and then having to come in.
The mic, the mic, the mic. Not hearing from you and having to come in and do the job.

Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, shout out to Corey and shout out to erickson and the team being there but it's still not not hearing from you not knowing what's going on and

Speaker 1 trying to get it all together is it was it was an interesting task for me that's all

Speaker 1 y'all thought if something was really down if i was really down bad did corey would just still be around chilling watching watching you

Speaker 1 you don't think he would have something better to do if like i was just made him like an emergency just made him he military man no exactly he's he's proxy yeah he probably wouldn't have said shit, been mouth clear.

Speaker 1 He could have, you could have been in the bathtub covering ice with your kidney out. Like, he wouldn't tell her.
You know what I'm saying? He would just keep doing the job.

Speaker 1 The kidney's looking steady. And he held it down.
You know, Corey's presence is needed, and it was very important while you weren't there. So, yeah, I think a bunch of things just happened at once.

Speaker 1 Like, there's no one thing to highlight. Like, a bunch of different things just started

Speaker 1 happening in the same

Speaker 1 week.

Speaker 1 And I needed to go. I needed to go and deal with that before my blood pressure went too crazy.

Speaker 1 And listen, listen, maybe on another date, maybe today, I got to see how I feel, but I'm dying to tell y'all a little bit of what happened.

Speaker 1 I am absolutely dying.

Speaker 1 It's the funniest shit in the world. It really is.
It's just not. It's not funny, but

Speaker 1 it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 It's a very Joe. It's the only Joe could do this.

Speaker 1 When are you going to share this?

Speaker 1 Yeah, this thing is crazy.

Speaker 2 I've been racking my brain.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to share it.

Speaker 1 Got to share it, man. Heck, you're getting pressure me.
No, no, no, no. I mean, at some point, I am.

Speaker 1 Please do.

Speaker 1 Y'all don't have a clue, do you? You don't know. I have no fucking idea.

Speaker 1 All I have is my own theories.

Speaker 1 I mean.

Speaker 1 So when you say that, I just want to let you know that

Speaker 1 while you think that I would use you for content,

Speaker 1 I know everything and I just kept my mouth closed. I'll give you the punchline.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll fill in the details later. I'll give you the punchline.

Speaker 1 I just sleptwalked somewhere that I shouldn't have sleptwalked.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 That's what happened.

Speaker 1 For real? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. And you know how I sleep.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh

Speaker 1 my god.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 But ass.

Speaker 1 Nice naked ass,

Speaker 1 good naked sleepwalking.

Speaker 1 I just did it again.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. I did it again.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
I did it it again shit was swinging right

Speaker 1 now

Speaker 1 holy shit nobody could go through this stuff but me it's only me

Speaker 1 it's only me so you got to deal with that button everything oh you got to deal with what comes with

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 Damn. I had like five.
That was nowhere near some shit. I wasn't.
You would have never guessed. Nigga, I could have guessed 50 of them.
It's impossible to to guess. Impossible.
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 1 But when you hear it, it's like,

Speaker 1 it tracks. Yeah, it tracks.
Oh, no. Wait till I give it to you.
Pause.

Speaker 1 Wait till I really get... This is a story.

Speaker 1 This is a story. Oh, my lord.

Speaker 1 Caused division between my parents. My mom and dad is beefing now.
Oh, shit. My mom and dad is beefing.
Wow. Because my dad was on vacation when I did it.
He was in DR shaking a tail feather.

Speaker 1 And I was going through a storm. Nobody I really love I tell when I'm going through like a storm for real.
I don't want to impede on whatever he had going on out there, so I didn't tell.

Speaker 1 I told my mom, no.

Speaker 1 And then when I sent the cryptic, it wasn't cryptic, but my tweet out, my dad seen it and called me. I dubbed it.
And he called my mom.

Speaker 1 And I told my mom not to tell nobody

Speaker 1 because I want to tell my own sleepwalking stories. I don't think that's something you just,

Speaker 1 hey man, you know our son sleepwalking. I never even told my mom how he sleepwalking.
I I had to come clean.

Speaker 1 Say, yo, mom, you know I'll be.

Speaker 1 How do you even say that? Yeah, that sounds wild. So anyway, my mom held it down.
She didn't tell dad shit. And now they're fighting about it.
Ah. They fighting about it.

Speaker 1 It's juicy. It's juicy.
It's juicy stuff. But that's what I have for you for now.
At some other point, I'll fill in the details of it so we can all have a good laugh.

Speaker 1 It's funny in premise alone. I'm going to say that's good enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can put to it.
Yeah, it's funnier.

Speaker 1 I know you'll put the sauce on it to make it funnier, but no, I don't need to. It's really this funny.

Speaker 1 Is there any cure for sleepwalking,

Speaker 1 Joe? Did you look into that?

Speaker 1 I don't know. All the clinical neurologists and doctors that I've spoken to say it all comes from stress.

Speaker 1 And I turn on my fucking TV, see y'all just stress-free.

Speaker 1 Wow. Niggas bogling and shit.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 See, niggas do the kid and play.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. I'm free as a bird.
Ain't it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it's ain't stressful. Who knows? Who knows? We'll see.

Speaker 1 I never sleepwalk and get into some snazzy shit. It's always some dumb, just stupid.
It's never like.

Speaker 1 You know, my parents got to worry. You might not fucking walk somewhere and fall out a window.
Yeah. That's a big concern.

Speaker 1 No, no, I'm not stupid sleepwalking. Not pussies, correct.

Speaker 1 Dematable.

Speaker 1 Maybe, maybe, maybe. But yeah,

Speaker 1 no need to worry. No need to have concern.
I'm safe. I'm healthy.
My blood pressure's low. That's good.
Good, okay. Blood pressure's a lot low.
Go vacation to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fucking little morning commute over here, huh? Yeah,

Speaker 1 out there with the fucking nine to five orchid tunnels. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 In the mornings, they be

Speaker 1 them niggas, man.

Speaker 1 Write that down.

Speaker 1 All right, what's up, man? What's up? What y'all want to get into? Anything in the world y'all want? Please don't feel like I am stepping on anyone's

Speaker 1 runway, huh? Wherever you want to go. Personal stories, eh?

Speaker 1 What's up? Well, today's my birthday. Oh, shit.
Happy birthday. Really? Happy birthday.
Oh, come on, man. Come on.

Speaker 1 Today is JR's birthday, too. Oh, it's happy birthday, too.
Yeah, nice. Happy birthday, JR.
Happy birthday, JR. Happy birthday, Mark.

Speaker 1 Now celebratory Hennessy here for the day. There you go.
All right. How old you're turning

Speaker 1 46. 46.
All right. Shout out to you, Mark.
I feel great. Happy birthday, bro.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm still laughing at it.

Speaker 1 Don't you say it.

Speaker 1 Write it down.

Speaker 1 Write that down, please.

Speaker 1 Hey, somebody write that down. Nah, you.

Speaker 1 not this one, buddy. Not my first day back.

Speaker 1 Listen, I saw some of y'all out there saying, man, I hope when Joe gets back, he will address some of the topics that he missed that are really important. I would love to know his thoughts.
No.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah, you missed some.
I'm not going to do that. We had to delve into some shit.

Speaker 1 I can't tell you. I could not be happier to have missed every topic that I missed from Daniel Penny to the United Healthcare dude to Hove to Remy and Pap.
I was home batting a thousand on

Speaker 1 not having to talk about nothing.

Speaker 1 God saved you. But look, the Hove one, I think, is safe now.
It is.

Speaker 1 You know, I've been, I've been watching, covering it, you know, trying to find an angle on this because, you know, I always want to stand with victims of violence.

Speaker 1 I always want to stand with accusers because most accusers are telling the truth.

Speaker 1 From what I can see, this is not one of those times.

Speaker 1 You know, when I first heard it and I heard the attorney, Andrew Busby, being the attorney, I was already like, this looks shady because I know his reputation.

Speaker 2 As an ambulance chaser?

Speaker 1 As an ambulance chaser, yeah. And just the way the story played out didn't make sense to me.
But, like, in the last 48 hours, it's been even more evidence.

Speaker 1 Like, when she did that NBC interview, I was like, okay, this is.

Speaker 2 Nail in the coffin.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. It was terrible.
She said, My dad picked me up

Speaker 1 and brought me back home. It's a five-hour drive.

Speaker 1 And I was like, if my kid asked me to pick her up and drive five hours, I'd remember that shit 20 years from now. And then when NBC spoke to the dad, the dad said he doesn't remember that happening.

Speaker 1 He don't believe that. And it feels like he would remember it.
Right.

Speaker 1 You would remember a trip from Rochester to wherever, New York. Which is a nice way of saying my daughter's a fucking liar.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, because I'd ride for my kid in general. Of course.
You know what I'm saying? But he was like, nah, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 And then on top of that, they said, she said she watched the VMAs from the Jumbotron. They were like, we didn't have a Jumbotron that year.

Speaker 1 But the thing that fucked my head up was when she said that

Speaker 1 she spent time at the VMAs with that artist.

Speaker 1 Green Charlotte or something. Yeah, one of the artists.
Yeah, the artist from that group. Yeah, Blink 180, one of them.
One Charlotte. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, good Charlotte. Charlotte is nice.

Speaker 1 And I was like,

Speaker 1 what? Two things made me say she's not black. Right? One was that of all the people at the VMAs, that's who she remembered.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 I mean, come on. At 13.

Speaker 1 Then the second thing she said, I called my dad and he came to pick me up.

Speaker 1 I was like, between those two things, there are.

Speaker 1 Also, what threw me off was when she said, my bad friend, when she said, yeah, I walked to the gas station to pick me up from the gas station. I'm like, it ain't but one or two gas stations.

Speaker 1 All of Manhattan. Yeah, in Manhattan, period.
Right.

Speaker 1 None of the shit makes it. We went to a mansion.
They fucking traced the mansion. They said, there's no mansion within 20 minutes.
They said Hove was there.

Speaker 1 They had pictures of Hove somewhere else at the time where the thing was supposed to have happened. It was just like thing after.

Speaker 1 I was like, if you come after somebody with that much money, they're going to have investigators and trackers they're going to be able to prove this if it didn't happen oh man i want to shout out to my lotus gang those lotus days hold up now yeah big man

Speaker 1 those was the lotus days are you shitting me

Speaker 1 there's evidence if dudes went to lotus after the vmas and at that time that is where you would go

Speaker 1 uh and lotus was not letting anybody 13 in there and yeah puff didn't own a mansion back then they did research there they did whoever did that interview they did they did the research yeah but but my favorite part in all this is when puffy's lawyer came at the end and was like yes this is ludicrous these are all false accusations and hove's teams like wait

Speaker 1 don't love us everybody slow down everybody slow down

Speaker 1 I Mr. Carter knows Mr.
Combs professionally only. Yes, they've spent time together as professionals at awards.
They're basically like, I don't know him.

Speaker 1 I've done business with him. That's not my man.
His case is a his case.

Speaker 2 This ain't got shit to do. We have no meaningful connection.

Speaker 1 Yes, no meaningful connection. I was like, wow.
And somehow the internet was up in arms about that. I understood.
I saw people saying that we needed to rush in here and address that part of it.

Speaker 1 And I'm like,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 I would do the same thing.

Speaker 1 I don't believe they were friends. Yeah, I mean, like,

Speaker 1 I'm on record of saying I don't believe that any of these industry niggas be friends. It's all for optics.
It's all for business purposes.

Speaker 1 It's all for, they ain't chilling, they ain't chilling on fucking Thanksgiving. Right.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 if we cosplaying as friends and you get jammed up with the law, then I'm denouncing,

Speaker 1 I'm denouncing the friendship. Right.

Speaker 1 What if they don't understand here? Right.

Speaker 1 You were saying.

Speaker 2 No, that's exactly what I was saying. It's like, I think that people take the optics of seeing Diddy at the Rock Nation brunches.

Speaker 2 That's usually like kind of the, you know, what people use as a gauge to judge like how close people are in the industry.

Speaker 2 industry and jay-z is like yeah no this is my i show up i shake hands i kiss babies and that's it i'm out

Speaker 1 there is a level of

Speaker 1 joe or flip i would hang with y'all i would go to the club with y'all i would go to the rock nation brunch with y'all but do you know how close we'd have to be to have sex with a 13 year old white woman white girl i mean like that i mean obviously we wouldn't do that because it's illegal and it's but i'm just saying like to come to floor i'm bowling the level of crime that you're committing you got to know that motherfucker gonna like go to the go to the grave with that

Speaker 1 then that I never thought that they would be our word buddies or pedophilia.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. That ain't, I never thought that.
Not once.

Speaker 1 Hove is really, really, really intelligent.

Speaker 1 Like, and I don't just mean like educated. Like, the way that his brain works, a lot of them people up there, the way their brain works, they got a different type of tick.

Speaker 1 I just don't see Hove making that mistake ever. His strategy.
He's not that one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's like long-term strategic and he's extraordinarily private and has been forever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he's patient.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm not close enough with anybody to know that, you know,

Speaker 1 who knows if there's a play after this with these people. I don't know if this is Busby's only play here.
It just

Speaker 1 seemed like a bad plan. I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 It didn't seem well done. Even his line about, hey, another law firm vetted this

Speaker 1 young girl before she got to me. All right, so you did no vetting.
So you just acting off the information you received as an attorney?

Speaker 1 If you're a hustler, though, you're banking on two things. One, that

Speaker 1 90% of people just don't want the bad press. So they'll just pay you to go away, right? Which is mostly the case.
Yeah. I would assume.

Speaker 1 But there's a second piece that most people don't assume is that even if

Speaker 1 you didn't do the thing. that you're accused of, there's a chance that the only way you can disprove it is to say what you were doing.
And that thing also might make you culpable.

Speaker 1 So, for example, if I wasn't where I was at the strip club, now you got to explain to somebody why you was at that strip club if you told your wife you were somewhere else. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I was, I was, I was fucking so-and-so that night. And she can verify.
Okay, well, now you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 So, a lot of celebrities have so much dirt and do so much wild shit that they will run from, they'll settle not because they did that thing, but because if a light comes on everything, they're going to get exposed for something else.

Speaker 1 So, they just talk to somebody all the time. I'm like, I didn't do that shit, man, but I was at this other thing.
You got it. I could see that.
Yeah, that's what you're scared of.

Speaker 1 yeah hove seems to be making quick work of

Speaker 1 this guy

Speaker 1 i ain't never seen nothing like it i ain't never seen nobody get their ass kicked like this got the roger goodell stamp the very next day hey no business is fine we're not we're not gonna lose that relationship

Speaker 1 that's impressive

Speaker 1 truly go hove yeah i just last thing i want to say with this is just i don't I hate though that now all the people who don't believe any women, who don't believe any survivors, who don't believe any victims, are now going to be like, see, just like that shit with Hove, that's going to be like, that's going to be.

Speaker 1 The justification. Yeah, like, that's going to be they want.

Speaker 1 I hate that shit.

Speaker 1 I hate that they're even correlated, right? Like, in anything, there's going to be liars.

Speaker 1 There is. Like, that don't, that's a separate issue from the people out there that I'm not just saying women, because it's not just women that are going through those types of,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't want to use the words. Yeah.
But, yeah, it's not just girls. It's guys.
It's It's little boys. It's fucked up out there.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And this is dark now. It is.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's dark.

Speaker 1 Can I ask your opinion on something then? Sure. And I'm asking you.
I mean, I care about what all y'all think, but

Speaker 1 it's a Joe thing. So my wife got the flu last week.
Hopefully she feels better. I don't know.
I haven't been home.

Speaker 1 So maybe that's

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 1 Hits the Joe part. Got it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 She says

Speaker 1 she had 105 degree fever.

Speaker 1 And yeah, it was like 104.9 to be exact. That's hot.
It was real hot.

Speaker 1 I really don't want the flu.

Speaker 1 So she, I said,

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 I said, go to urgent care. And when she went to urgent care, I quickly packed all my things.

Speaker 1 I had to do my Al Jazeera show in DC anyway that next morning. Now, I did take the baby.
Okay. Okay.
And I thought back, I was was talking to you on the phone.

Speaker 1 It looked like a kidnap. And I'm sure my neighbors thought I was kidding.
I was just throwing shit, grabbing random towels and fucking wipes and shit.

Speaker 1 And I threw him in that car and I drove to D.C. And I haven't been home.
I'm going to come home after this show. It's my birthday, so you can't be so mad.

Speaker 1 Some would argue, including

Speaker 1 my wife. No, no, no, not me.
I'm fine. Okay.
But

Speaker 1 yes, might say, what the fuck? Like, you could have stayed here and took care of me. You could have been downstairs.
We got enough space, you know.

Speaker 1 But I really don't want the flu. As a married man, if my wife is sick, or if I'm sick, vice versa, it goes both ways.
One of us goes somewhere else. The guest bedroom, the basement, the air mattress.

Speaker 1 When I had COVID, I was just down here sleeping on the floor.

Speaker 1 But not Washington.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a lot. You just gotta have been left, man.
Because if you get sick, you can't work.

Speaker 1 That's where it's tricky. Yeah.
Right. And I'm assuming somebody has to go to work.
Somebody has to. Plus, I really don't want the flu.

Speaker 1 I'm with you. I don't want that shit.
Because they got new versions of that shit now. Yo, she got the new one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the flu ain't just the flu no more.

Speaker 1 Her shit got wings and some shit. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's terrible.

Speaker 1 I don't want no parts of it. And that's kind of fire to be away from the house while your wife or your girl is sick.
Nigga. Like, and have a good reason.
Yeah, but you had to take the baby.

Speaker 1 I will take the baby. See? Because you don't want the baby to get sick either.
Yeah, true. That's a zero stress.

Speaker 1 I put him on YouTube. That's how I see it.
I put YouTube on. I've been free for the last five days.
Shout out to Went to Costa Nash Dream with the baby.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is she talking about?

Speaker 1 I'd have been on a little tour. Yo, dad's get that baby in that little front book bag.

Speaker 1 We be in the streets. Yeah, I don't think you did nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 I don't think you're doing that wrong. If Joe said I didn't do that, I did it though.
Is she mad? I don't know. He'll find out that.
Wait, I'll find out. You came in on.

Speaker 1 You've been there for five days, but you spoken to her.

Speaker 1 You can't get a tone.

Speaker 1 You can't get a tone through text, right? He texted her, yeah.

Speaker 1 If she's really bad, then you can get the toe through the text. That's true.
It's some short answers. Yeah.
But she's been in that consciousness. She's been really tired.
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 But it's my birthday. So I feel like that's the safe time to come home.
So do you know if she's feeling better now?

Speaker 1 Oh, she's definitely better. Good.
All right. So she's good enough for pie wives now.
Oh, shit. She's good enough for some pie wives.
Man, she's feeling good. Now she got material.
Fuck. Come home.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. No, she wasn't coming before.
Because them 30 bands

Speaker 1 Whoa, giving out.

Speaker 1 You said you're giving out. I didn't say shit about giving out.
She had to earn it.

Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't like a regular, it wasn't like a monthly stipend. It wasn't like per diem.
That was a one-time shot. That's a big, that's a nice shot.
It's a one-time shot.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you hit a shot from half-court. Enough.
Enough. You give out bread.
He ruined it for you. You're your girl bread.
Stop. All the time.
You can do that. Enough with that soft shit, man.

Speaker 1 Y'all could do it. No, we can't.
We can't do it.

Speaker 1 You ruined that shit. You give out a lot of bread.
You just make everything seem sick. I already told mine.
I know how I'm going to save money. I know I'm going to save money.

Speaker 1 Not that I'm here to talk about it, but by giving her Amex.

Speaker 1 If I give her a card

Speaker 1 from my shit, I'll save mad money. How? Would you put a limit on it? How?

Speaker 1 Well, because cards have limits.

Speaker 2 No, but you're about to. But Amex is a high limit.

Speaker 1 So, first of all, Amex is going to have whatever limit you call them and tell them to set

Speaker 1 on on the card. No, but you're transitioning into black card territory.
That's what I mean. Well, if you hit if you hit homeboy then, yeah.
I've already taken care of it. It's in motion.
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. Don't worry.
And the problem with the black card is one, you got to pay to give, like, I got my wife a black card, and it's like, it's 20, I think I paid 5,000.

Speaker 1 I think we paid 5,000 a year just for her card, just to have, right? Which is fine.

Speaker 1 But then she gets a separate bill,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 So when you give someone your card, there's still a sense that I'm putting it on Joe's card. So there's a sense of like, I don't want to go crazy.
I got a check on it.

Speaker 1 But once somebody has their own card with their own separate account and their own separate logo, puts it in the Apple card. I'm going to keep that gold.
You are not getting a black card.

Speaker 1 I tried that shit. I tried to give my wife a platinum card and it was fine until mine was black.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 My wife don't trip about shit like that. However, there's a way that they want to look or feel.

Speaker 1 I got to put it.

Speaker 1 We're equal. We're partners.
So you don't want to walk up in the drawing with the black and she pull out out the

Speaker 1 especially gold.

Speaker 1 Gold to black is like green to gold.

Speaker 1 You can pull out the bronze.

Speaker 1 Per bronze colour.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to tell you. All right, so she won that one.
Nigga, I'm trying to tell you right now. A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.

Speaker 1 Just Mars.

Speaker 1 It was good. That was good.
That's it. You need that.

Speaker 1 You could have ended with that at the UN.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we found out out about Mark's little UN time at the UN and how he landed at the JPP.

Speaker 1 Right. You're wondering how I got here.
I'm in the movie's house. Oh, my lord.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. You know what I? Oh, my God.
I am happy I missed you guys' Jamie Fox review.

Speaker 1 I'm happy I missed it. I didn't watch it yet.
I finally watched it. I'm happy I missed it.
Did you see the show? Did you see the show? Yeah, I saw it. What do you think?

Speaker 1 I just said I'm happy I missed it.

Speaker 1 I'm happy I missed it.

Speaker 1 My takeaway was

Speaker 1 who the fuck knew the Jamie Fox name wasn't Jamie Foxx? I didn't know. I didn't know that either.
I did. Hey, on TV talking about something, I'm Eddie Bishop.
Eric.

Speaker 1 Eric Bishop or some shit. I've been stumped the whole time I was home because his kids' last name is Fox.

Speaker 1 Huh. Now, yeah.
Explain it to me now. That is confusing.
That's weird. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I meant I guess he legally changed. Take that one.
I guess he legally changed his name.

Speaker 1 To Fox. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Maybe started off as a stage name, and then, fuck it, nobody went called him Eric anymore.

Speaker 1 Jamie Foxx got to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Jamie Foxx. But Jamie Foxx is a fly name instead of Eric Bishop.

Speaker 1 And when I Googled the reason he did it, and it couldn't get any flyer,

Speaker 1 in the comedian circuit, they would allow the female comedians to go on first.

Speaker 1 So he changed his name to Jamie Foxx so it would read as a female so he could get a shot.

Speaker 1 That's pretty schnazzy. That's flying.

Speaker 1 That's pretty snazzy. Did you think it was a piece of shit like Ice did? I thought Ice got a bad rap.
I thought he got a bad rap. I did.
I did.

Speaker 1 But also, Ice, shout out to Ice. That's my brother.
That's my man. That's my brother.
Also, Ice gets stuck on something in stadium. So if he's saying, I thought it was a comedy.

Speaker 1 I thought it was a comedy. I feel you.
So did I. In the first 10 minutes, I realized what it was.
Right.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, we're not here to, we're not here for what I, what I came for, which is okay, which is okay.

Speaker 1 The impersonation bit

Speaker 1 wasn't for me. That cat Williams should have me rolling.

Speaker 1 That too wasn't,

Speaker 1 it didn't for me. Jamie Foxx, for me, is already one of the most talented people on earth.
This seemed like a reaffirmation for him.

Speaker 1 And I support him

Speaker 1 getting that, being deserving of it,

Speaker 1 and feeling like it was warranted or needed at the time. I didn't love the, hey, if I can stay funny, I can stay alive.
Like, I didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was a little, don't make me say it, so I won't. What? I won't.
I won't. I won't.
Charlie? Because no need. I love Jamie Foxx and everything he does.
But

Speaker 1 if that's what you needed to stay alive, great. In the middle of this bit that I'm watching, like, and don't make me say it too.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 Like, you start making it the crowd.

Speaker 1 The daughter on the guitar.

Speaker 1 A little schmolte.

Speaker 1 Schmolte? Schmaltzy.

Speaker 1 What does that mean? Like,

Speaker 1 unnecessarily overly sentimental.

Speaker 2 It's like saccharin. Saccharin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like a little too sentimental, but like fake, kind of like

Speaker 1 performative and tearjerking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, Jamie Fox is a phenomenal actor, so he could sit up there and fake cry all day. Right.
The daughter's acting skills told me that they have done this a few times before, and she

Speaker 1 can't act as well as him. And then they pan to her.
How did you feel during the whole thing?

Speaker 1 Well, Dad,

Speaker 1 I always knew that we would share a stage together one day. So I knew you would stay alive.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 Smults. Okay.
Smulty. Smults.
Smallty. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And then I've watched people play the guitar before.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 that was also a huge.

Speaker 1 Like, I got musicians in my family.

Speaker 1 If you don't, then I get it. But if you do and you watch the,

Speaker 1 come on, don't make me do it.

Speaker 1 No, no. No, I can't do it.
Did you see it? No. Oh, man.
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 1 50 took a while to come out, huh?

Speaker 1 No, he did it. No, he did it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I care. I care.
I care. Yo, stop, yo.
Stop. I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.

Speaker 1 What is 50 promoting?

Speaker 1 Because he's in the middle of the moment.

Speaker 1 Come on,

Speaker 1 he was on motherfucking Andrew Schultz. I know he's just sniffing.
I got to skip the Schultz topic. I killed my shit.

Speaker 1 I killed my shit. I ain't going to lie.
I wasn't coming here to say nothing positive about dude.

Speaker 1 So, yeah. Fair enough.
Yeah. Oh, my Lord.
Anyway.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jamie Fox.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I watched it after. I set a bar so low for me that I thought it was going to be terrible.
I watched the first.

Speaker 1 It was good. It was solid.
It was engaging.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I listened to it while I was driving to D.C. So it was great to hear.

Speaker 1 But I laughed like twice. And once I accepted that I wasn't there to laugh,

Speaker 1 then it was awesome. It was fine.
It was engaging. Yeah, it was fine.
Yeah, yeah. Jamie Foxx is the man.
Shout out to Jamie Fox.

Speaker 1 I'm glad he's well.

Speaker 2 It might have been funnier if you'd watched it, though. Because you would have been able to see what he was doing on stage.

Speaker 1 I mean, I watched the first 30 and then listened to the next. His daughter won't see it stage.

Speaker 1 That's not nice.

Speaker 1 It's not nice, bro.

Speaker 1 Leave the man's daughter alone.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Chill it. Let it go.
She played the guitar light. She ain't going to see that.
I hope she enjoyed that moment.

Speaker 1 Got lots of pics.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 Oh, what else? What else? What else? What else happened here that we care about? Fuck. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I went to Usher's show while we was going, too. Oh, for real? Yeah.
While I was going, sorry.

Speaker 1 Which show?

Speaker 1 I went to the Thursday show at the Barclays. Okay.
We just checked it, because if you said Friday, we just got to go. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 1 On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was sad.

Speaker 1 On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was really sad that I couldn't join in on some of the fun. But I did go to the Thursday show.

Speaker 1 I had already been to Vegas residence.

Speaker 1 Oh, so that's a tough act to follow a little bit. Yeah, he put on a phenomenal show in Vegas.
And

Speaker 1 this, in large parts, to me, felt like some of that show, but in a much bigger place. So there were times where I couldn't see him.
I was seated in the front end. We had good seats.

Speaker 1 But the stage is huge, so I didn't see him the entire time.

Speaker 2 And Vegas was more intimate.

Speaker 1 Vegas, he did more singing, more dancing. This one felt a little more like a karaoke vibe.
Girls love karaoke. Like everybody just kind of singing the slaps.

Speaker 1 He did songs in Vegas that he didn't do at the Barclays. Like him not doing glue for me is absolutely crazy.
I hit Vegas when glue first came out

Speaker 1 and glue was just a phenomenal usher record.

Speaker 1 And then when we went to Vegas, I mean, he saw me in the crowd, came over there,

Speaker 1 take my girl's hand, pick her up, fucking swing her, do the doci dough while I'm sitting there looking stupid in the face. All right, cool.
He didn't asked you permission, though. He did.

Speaker 1 No, he was respectful about it. Respectful about it.
But as a nigga, I remembered it. Yep.
Well, you played. As a nigga,

Speaker 1 I just remember and I know, and you know, like, you know. So here we go, Thursday night.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh, I don't know what to wear.

Speaker 1 I've got this option,

Speaker 1 but I don't know. I'm going to wear something.
I don't know. You'll see.
You'll tell me. Of course, this nigga fucking put on the tightest outfit in the world, dressed like it's halloween again

Speaker 1 i make a face she says oh i'll just change no no no no no

Speaker 1 don't change

Speaker 1 be free as a woman

Speaker 1 to wear what you like

Speaker 1 don't hate i am that's fine i'll say i am fine i'll say things

Speaker 1 joe is a secure man yeah i'm cool i mean i'm coming home with him hey listen you know you're actually you never know

Speaker 1 you never know who your girl's coming home with

Speaker 1 I'm just going to be honest. Nah, I know.
They get bad sometimes.

Speaker 1 I have front row seats, and I didn't take them. I took the fifth row the next night.
I went Friday because I did not want my wife that close to Usher because I like my chances with anybody else.

Speaker 1 I said, one of two things is going to happen.

Speaker 1 Either she's going to, you know, it's going to go bad or she's going to be eating cherries out of his hand, and y'all niggas going to fry me up that next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 I said, either way, fifth row, please. Same price.
I'm not manager. It's still Usher.
Yeah. She's strolling in wearing the tightest shit in the universe.
he come come out he don't see us at first good

Speaker 1 about 10 to 15 minutes in i see him look at me give me a little head nod

Speaker 1 oh that's a trick

Speaker 1 that me and you ain't never been close back to what jay-z said about uh diddy

Speaker 1 we ain't we ain't got a meaningful we ain't tight enough for you to head nod me

Speaker 1 in the middle are you crazy yeah gave me the little head nod showing up five minutes later.

Speaker 1 He came right over in front of only us, gyrating,

Speaker 1 doing all this shit. He did it for man long.
I'm looking at her. Yeah, bitch.
How dare you? And he strolled off, did a little lap, came back, gyrated some more right in front of me.

Speaker 1 This time he, hey, Joe, get up, Joe.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 he gyrating and telling me to get up.

Speaker 1 I see y'all in there looking stiff. Come on, get up and dance.

Speaker 1 That's what Usher did. I look at us.

Speaker 1 I'm with you. But you played it cool.
Did you play the cool?

Speaker 1 No cherries. No cherries.

Speaker 1 No cherries? No, no, no. Our seats were too good.
He did the cherries going toward the back rows. Nosebleed.

Speaker 1 No, not nosebleed, but just where those bleachers begin at. Got it.
Okay, got it. He was that side.
I was closer to the stage. Got it, so they could be.
So he went by and did his little cherry thing.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead and get your shit off. And come over here with no cherry.
No way. I'm locked.
I physically was like, no, I only want you to see.

Speaker 1 No fruit is happening. Yeah, I'm not going to be.
Sit down with you, nigga. We're not playing.
Yeah, we ain't playing. Nah.
Yeah, but Usher is.

Speaker 2 At his last concert, he found Ruby Rose in

Speaker 2 the audience, friend of the show.

Speaker 1 I saw. Yeah.
Friend of the show, Ruby Rose. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he did the little cherry thing, then it got away from him.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Because one of her girlfriends came over and grabbed the cherry, and then they had their own moment, and he was left looking stupid in the face.

Speaker 1 Or maybe not. How about Sally? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. He probably won either way.

Speaker 1 Mel, if you with your dude.

Speaker 2 Don't even finish the question.

Speaker 1 No cherries?

Speaker 2 Absolutely fucking lootly not.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 no. But you failed the first part of it anyway.

Speaker 1 You got to get a dude.

Speaker 1 You got to do.

Speaker 1 Wait, for really? Homeboy still rocking? Yeah. Oh, I got to get caught up here.

Speaker 1 Hey!

Speaker 1 Big Ben!

Speaker 1 Chicago dude still. We chilling.
All right.

Speaker 1 Christmas is a big, that's a milestone. Are you getting something? Uh-oh.

Speaker 2 Here's the question. I mean, I'm getting him something.

Speaker 1 Okay. Wait, hold up.
Something expensive? Okay.

Speaker 1 Or just like some

Speaker 1 clippers, some cologne shit. Right.
You get him a cologne? It'll be something.

Speaker 2 It'll be something curated to him only.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's that cheap shit. You're going, what? Have something in there? Come on.
No, I heard that different. You get too much.

Speaker 1 I heard something about

Speaker 1 a photo shit. Some freaky shit.
Yeah, I heard some still cheap. She got a lot of money.
She's riding this mail for like. Male got money.
Nigga, buy that nigga something, nigga.

Speaker 1 Get that nigga something. A Honda or something, nigga.
Marshdill got the Vixen image of Mel.

Speaker 1 This is older than Mel.

Speaker 1 You're being thoughtful and shit. Shout out to Mel.
Shout out. Them thoughtful gifts beat your ass.
How was it?

Speaker 1 How was it, Mel? Um, the long distance. How was that? That is that working? It's cool.
In your favor? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's nice.

Speaker 1 Good. It's cool.
I like it.

Speaker 1 You like it, right?

Speaker 1 I don't really feel like I'm in that.

Speaker 1 You are, but. Nah, because

Speaker 1 Shadi ain't gonna pop up anyway.

Speaker 1 I don't feel it.

Speaker 1 She can pop up anytime. When you're not

Speaker 1 right, I'm getting a house that's big enough for me to always feel like that too, by the way. You should.

Speaker 1 That is the way to do it.

Speaker 1 That part, like, I expect to totally not see her for weeks and live.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have the New York version of that. Rem's way up there reading books or whatever.
I'm down here watching podcasts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, go over there. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm not even mad at the people that be like, oh, what is that?

Speaker 1 Sleep divorce.

Speaker 2 Huh? It's a term called sleep divorce. So it means that if you want to get it on with your wife or husband, then you fucking the bed, but then you have your own separate bedrooms.

Speaker 1 That's like some old school shit. My grandparents had two separate beds.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to do that now. That's what helps the marriage last longer.
Yeah. Making no sacrifices.
It helps the match. You know, you can't, nigga, you every day.
Come on. I'm not mad at it.

Speaker 1 I live next door. I like it.
You say your stupid little jokes on Tom Parks. Like, come on, every day.
I got a king-sized bed, but my wife is very petite. So it's kind of like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but y'all's situation different, man. Like, Rem is just cool.

Speaker 1 Y'all got a flow going on. She understands and you understand, but I'll be on a different floor.
Yeah, most of the time, I'm on a different floor as well.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I mean, like, sometimes you have like different sleep habits, and that that will affect that's our issue.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my wife go to bed at 10 o'clock. I'm not trying to fucking go to bed, yeah, exactly.
And I don't want to crawl into bed at one or two o'clock and wake her up.

Speaker 1 So I would say, half, most of the time, I'm downstairs. I sleep in one of the guest rooms.
I sleep on the couch watching TV. Why don't you just leave?

Speaker 1 Yeah, try. Yeah, try that shit.

Speaker 1 She sleeps early enough for me to get to tiptoe.

Speaker 1 Not you think that, but they know when you leave the crib. Just buy carpets.
Oh my God. They know when you leave the crib, nigga.

Speaker 1 Give us some rugs. You went to sleep.
You said how tired you was from work. You went to sleep.
I walked in. You were snoring.

Speaker 1 I did you a favor, but not wake you up, being on the phone, and I left. An hour in.

Speaker 1 What you mean where I'm at? I just left real quick. What's up?

Speaker 1 When she sleeps at 10 and you in the other room is the only time you've seen everything on YouTube. Like it ends.

Speaker 1 There's nowhere else to even scroll. You can't like go to bed, nigga.

Speaker 1 You're binge watching shit. Let me go.
I go sleep with this binge.

Speaker 1 The other day, shit. She didn't sleep.
I'm on YouTube. Like, holy shit,

Speaker 1 the show that they used to give you a house, redo the house, and give it to you was a scam.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? What do you mean? I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 Gotta hit YouTube. I believe it.
Yeah, the show was a scam because none of the people they could give the house to could afford the house.

Speaker 1 So they're giving their testimony on YouTube. It's the funniest shit in the world.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is a bitch. Give us away.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 they're on YouTube talking about stuff. At the time, it was just such a beautiful home.

Speaker 1 But then, it's like, oh,

Speaker 1 my God. The upkeep, yeah.

Speaker 1 Furnace and shit. Right.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Yeah, learning about like traveling these days and learning, you know, Puerto Rico and different places.

Speaker 1 Puerto Rico. No, no, no.
I know. A lot of people are leaving.
It's 30 minutes away. No, America.

Speaker 1 I know. I know, but a lot of people are leaving to go to Puerto Rico for business incentives and tax incentives.
I'm learning a lot of shit.

Speaker 1 Niggas is moving, even when they go to Texas, even when they go to Louisiana. It's a lot of shit to learn, man.
And I've been learning a lot of things out here that was just interesting. That's all.

Speaker 1 No, no, that's that's that's that's real, man. Do you see yourself ever leaving?

Speaker 1 Yes, now I do. The more money I make, it makes me want to leave.
Before, I didn't.

Speaker 2 And think, have you thought about where?

Speaker 1 Somewhere.

Speaker 1 Somewhere with gangs, right?

Speaker 1 Yo, my heart dropped to the floor with every flip tweet. Yo, man, y'all know gangs in Venezuela.

Speaker 1 Anybody know them? I'm going to try to

Speaker 1 check them out. I'm like, oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Chill out, man. Yo, Denver, I'm trying to get with the Crips in Denver.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Calico, where you at? Like, no,

Speaker 1 Jesus, man. Yo, and yo, real quick, what you said earlier, 50 is promoting his action channel.
50 got an action channel. Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah. So he's been doing Kip Smoke.
And I wasn't, stopped doing that. It's cool about that shit, too.
Came on my live and said that shit to me.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, you were standing there by the exit wave for 50. No, the stage was there.
So they blocked the stage for him to come down. And when he was coming down, that's where I was at.
Did he say hi?

Speaker 1 No, I spoke to him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, real quick they spoke their conversation had me home stumped again this whole time i've been home stumped but he wasn't told you know he wasn't told about niggas up here i know that you know he's okay

Speaker 1 but that part stumps me too because it's like yo dog how long can you hold on to some shit i don't know how he does it forever

Speaker 1 what's his time cancer yeah he's a gross like a violent cancer a violent cancer for a long time everybody every time i do work with somebody that knows fifth they said are you are you willing to work with Fifth?

Speaker 1 Yes, down from Envy, down to everybody. Yo, I got the Lamb, his Lamborghini here.
Let's do some videos. But I would tell them, I don't know if Fifth really rock with me.

Speaker 1 I think Fifth is mad because you know, I interviewed Marquise, the whole thing with Prem, Sun, all the stuff. I don't think he rocks with me, but they everybody, they never give me a message back.

Speaker 1 Then I see something where he said about Skein and Clue. I'm like,

Speaker 1 What's going on? So, I remember that. I was there for that.
Yeah, I haven't seen 50 in years.

Speaker 1 So, when they asked me, I said, I don't think 50 fuck with me.

Speaker 1 Then when I saw him there, he said it because they went back and told him.

Speaker 1 And then Yay-Yo saw me at Coney Island, was giving me some rundown of things that I might have done that looks a little crazy. So when 50 saw me, he said, yo, he thinks I don't like him.

Speaker 1 But I don't like the niggas that be around you. It's just, it's a mind fuck.
Like, it's so much niggas I be around. Like, who could he be referring to?

Speaker 1 So, but he's another one with that, that, that tick I'd be referring to. Yeah, you said that, Joe.
No, no, dead ass. What tick?

Speaker 1 He's a brilliant thinker. Yes.
Oh, yes. I I think that there are some people that have succeeded no matter what, whatever you put in front of them.
Some people that's just too resilient.

Speaker 1 And with that resilience comes

Speaker 1 another side to be able to deal with

Speaker 1 whatever's coming. I think 50 has that.
I think Hove has that. Some of the black people that have made it, like

Speaker 1 past music,

Speaker 1 they funk Kanye. They got a tick in their brain that enables them to think differently.
They think differently. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 50 got another thing, though, that sometimes makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 And I've seen it up close when I've interviewed him, and I've seen it from a distance.

Speaker 1 He's a genius. He's brilliant in all these areas, and I'm a fan.
But there's a way that he wants to destroy his competition even after he already won.

Speaker 1 That I don't sometimes, like, like when I watch the way he still comes, the pleasure he seems to be getting from watching Puff Crumble.

Speaker 1 If I was like, yo, he just hates predators. Cool.
But it don't feel like that. The way he came at comes at Hove, you know,

Speaker 1 on the recently saying he only got these awards because he's married to Beyonce. All this shit, it seems like there's a way that he wants to defeat.

Speaker 2 Annihilate.

Speaker 1 Annihilate. That's it.
He doesn't just want to win. He wants to annihilate.
And I don't know. They're doing things to him as well.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's just doing things publicly. Things are happening behind the scenes when it comes to fifth.
He's just willing to expose it. That's fifth day.
That's helpful.

Speaker 1 Because he knows that you're not going to, with him, in my opinion, that he know that they're not gonna take it but so far when it comes to him because he's willing to go as far as you're willing to go so he could just say whatever he wants like but

Speaker 1 it's just niggas is doing funny shit behind the scenes okay that's helpful i'll leave it at that and again none of these niggas are friends right like even through the lens through the lens of friendship I think there's some people that recognize these people, even if I'm standing next to them, are competition.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Until when, though. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 When do you just say i won and i don't give i'm like oh i'm already home the people that i think he continues to talk about you never get that i won moment because you're talking about puff and hove yeah two of the two of the black billionaires that before all of this scandal yeah how many instances did you get to pop out and feel like you got the better of either one of them but look at this real quick mark sorry when he speaks about hove he said hove tried to you know we know the story tried to prevent him from doing the super bowl until m stepped in now with 50 a queens nigga he's still the street like he think okay, now you being funny.

Speaker 1 You still doing funny shit, niggas. Past music, and you still doing things to sort of either eliminate or remove the competition when I'm not no competition to you.

Speaker 1 They're on two different paths to me. I think Hove has that same annihilation.
I agree. It's low-key.
It is a very different

Speaker 1 dropping.

Speaker 1 He's got better marketing on it. Yes.
Okay, that's fair. That might be right.
Yeah. I think he's got that same.

Speaker 1 Every time Nas dropped the album, Hove dropped an album.

Speaker 1 That shit wasn't coincidental and nobody said nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just gotta do it. Like, who does that? And then you just get away with it.
Yo, yo, nah, salute. Yo, we done it the same time.

Speaker 1 I don't like that. Joe Good, you know that's fine, Joe.

Speaker 1 Every time. He has done that a couple of times.
Every time, Joe. That's nasty, son.

Speaker 1 I know Big Face Gary and Dame, Dame Dash got an interview out now. I just saw it on the way over here.

Speaker 1 Gary is telling Dame, yeah, Joe Budden was talking about he ain't get his Rockefeller chain. And

Speaker 1 I saw him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Hove wouldn't sign off.

Speaker 1 And Joe, he never signed off on Joe putting the album out over there. So you can't get a Rockefeller chain if you don't put the album out.
Did you know at the time?

Speaker 1 Because Dame's whole thing was he had to be the bad guy because he don't want to make Hove, he didn't want to say like, Hove, don't fuck with you like that.

Speaker 1 At the time, were you blaming Dame for not getting the Rockefeller chain and not getting the budget and not getting the album? No, my focus wasn't the Rockefeller chain at the time.

Speaker 1 I was trying to get off of a label that I felt felt no longer suited me, which was Def Jam, or at least get in the hands of somebody that could help me have a relationship with the distributor.

Speaker 1 So, no, I was going from Def Jam under one regime to Rockefeller. Hopefully, they could get something popping over here.
I wasn't thinking about a chain at all. I was trying to do music.

Speaker 1 And the lack of movement on that. And I knew that Dame was the one that got me on Rockefeller.
Gotcha. That's what I'm asking.
Okay. Nice.
Yeah, Hove and I back then.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We got better as the years went on. And i put that all on me by the way i don't put that on him even if he had uh

Speaker 1 nefarious intent like i don't i don't put it on on him but you put it on you based off of growth now i put it on me because i was emotionally immature back then i was like no matter what i was feeling there's a proper way to go about it uh and i didn't have any of that in my 20s

Speaker 1 But that's the growth part because that doesn't negate the fact of what was being done to you wasn't being done. It was still being done to you.
Life on life, things were still being done on you.

Speaker 1 Life's going to always life.

Speaker 1 that part is never never going to be absent yeah i get it i get it there's always going to be a point where somebody's doing some fuck shit or some situation is that listen anything on your plate you will it to you anything in your life you deserve it you brought it there so i feel like that today so yeah it's not nothing with uh with me and him but in my 20s yeah yeah

Speaker 1 and it wasn't just me but

Speaker 1 we can talk about that later uh what else what else what else what else what else i think it's about that time joe really

Speaker 1 You're. We're on time.
Yo, yo, yo. She's stuck in.
She's stuck in. Yo, what's good?

Speaker 2 It's time. It's about that time.

Speaker 1 Yo, Joe, I swear to God. If I find you,

Speaker 1 nigga, don't.

Speaker 1 You and your distractive tactics. If I find out she got PC, nigga, I'm

Speaker 1 a PC prize picks? Yeah. Wait, doesn't everybody?

Speaker 1 Yo, Mark, stop fucking up.

Speaker 1 What? Yo, I thought, yo, you got it. I can't wait.
So I didn't understand. I thought we all.
Stop it, Mark. Stop it.
Yo, Christmas bonuses. Yeah, I got an email.
I got the the email.

Speaker 1 I got it.

Speaker 1 Look.

Speaker 1 Ingrates.

Speaker 1 I'm an ingrate. Nah, I got it.
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 Did you respond?

Speaker 1 No. I did.
Nigga was responding to my text. I didn't respond to shit.
I saw it in my account. Oh, that's nice.
I said, reply all. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Christmas bonuses, huh? I did. Heard y'all was up here while I was gone.
Talking about something, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 We holding it down. Oh, shit.
watching. Mark wasn't checking his.

Speaker 1 I ain't get no email, no text.

Speaker 1 You're new.

Speaker 1 No, you still got one. Don't do that.
Look how fast you alienate. Wow.
Look how fast. Workers unite.
God damn. Say something on her, nigga.
Say something on, nigga. She'll get you.

Speaker 1 Oh, she just sold me out. You sold me out two weeks ago.
She's doing the same shit. How you told me?

Speaker 1 He just got it. You said the same shit.
Y'all read the same script. I'm happy you got.
I'm hating mics and shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, you gotta. What the fuck you say?

Speaker 1 He just got here.

Speaker 2 You are already an integral part of this team. Yeah.
Thank you, Mel.

Speaker 1 I appreciate it. I feel the the same way.
Thank you. Thank you.
I still don't need a goddamn email, but I'm going to look for it.

Speaker 1 It's there. Maybe my agent got it.

Speaker 1 Maybe my agent got it. No, I'm saying maybe I'll send it to my agent.
No, it's there. Okay, I'll be right back.
Check your account, man. You got it.
Okay. You got it.
All right.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I got all that money in there. Check your account, nigga.

Speaker 1 Big spender, niggas talking like that. I ain't no big spender.
We was up here holding it down.

Speaker 1 Yo. That's hate.
Hey, stop, Joe. That is hate.
Get your judgments out quick, please.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 you're going to win it at the wrong time. A nigga's going to be tight.
No, No, because this is the room.

Speaker 1 This is the room. This is the room.

Speaker 1 Yo, we've changed this a couple times. I'm about to say.
Please don't wait till itch comes and start doing it, nigga. Yeah, no, no.
He's the only one that hit me.

Speaker 1 Ain't nobody hit me. Yo, you good? Just check it on you.
Hope your mind, your spirit. Itch don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 You knew you wouldn't reach it. Holy shit.
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Speaker 1 Hopefully, people are winning big during this holiday, during this holiday season. Actually, that's what I've been doing a lot also during my playing hookies.
I've been shopping. I've been winning.

Speaker 1 shopping. I've been shopping on Fifth Ave.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 No, I always shopping for that. Don't go.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 during the holidays, there's extra white people out there.

Speaker 1 It is. A lot of white people.

Speaker 1 It's nothing but white people out there. I want to let y'all know on this big broadcast that we do here.

Speaker 1 The evil white people during holiday shopping have effectively killed excuse me for me.

Speaker 1 It's no more excuse me. Pardon self.
Pardon me. Just pushing through.

Speaker 1 No, bumps is back. Oh, okay.
Bumps is back. Boom.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They on their phones.
They're not looking up. They're not moving.
Even if they see you, they just down for the head-to-head collision. They're going crazy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I like to punctuate that with a share the fucking sidewalk.

Speaker 1 They won't.

Speaker 2 Right as soon as I shoulder chip.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. Bumps is back.

Speaker 2 I'm aggressive. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 the racist whites are still out there

Speaker 1 and nothing lets me know that more than the elevators during Christmas shopping.

Speaker 2 They clutch their bags?

Speaker 1 No, they won't get in. They won't get on.
Oh, it'll be it'll be just me in the elevator. A whole white family just standing there watching the doors close.
No, no, just go.

Speaker 1 Just go, black nigger.

Speaker 1 Just go. We'll catch the next one.
I'm like, sure, like, it's slow. It's going to be a while.
They don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck.
Them elevators take a long time this time of year.

Speaker 1 Oh, my Lord. Yes.
But shout out to all the Christmas shoppers out there. Yeah.
Shout out to them.

Speaker 1 Are you guys done Christmas shopping? No, I haven't started real. I haven't started.

Speaker 1 I'm bad. Yeah, no, I've started.
I've started. I'm bad, but not much.

Speaker 1 Stupid ass Ian talking about sending the Christmas bonuses early in case they plan on shopping early. I'm like, Ian,

Speaker 1 it's a nice thought. All right, just do it.

Speaker 1 You know what? You know what? It's a nice thought. Very nice of him, but

Speaker 1 No, no, that's a little racist.

Speaker 1 Like, I wasn't assuming any of you needed the Christmas bonus to Christmas show. I see.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Y'all could have just. He's like,

Speaker 1 make sure they have heat for Christmas.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, all right, all right.
All right, we got two.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 All right. So what else is going on?

Speaker 1 I have found

Speaker 1 humility during my absence or more of it same more

Speaker 1 about the same tell us more of it uh and grace as i will exhibit during this next topic when we talk about travis hunter and his girlfriend thank you i am so sick of them thank you him them

Speaker 1 he didn't do nothing though i'm sick of her neither did she

Speaker 1 what is she this girl she's his girlfriend no no no no no what is she though oh what's her nationality yeah what's her thing colombian or something

Speaker 1 i watched eight minutes of her on social media. Me too, wasn't it? Totally, she's not black.

Speaker 1 Um, I think she's some kind of Latin American. Yeah, Latin American husband.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what she's

Speaker 1 threw some Filipino in there somewhere, too. Oh, that could be it.
Yeah, she act like some of that in there somewhere. She doesn't respect the black man, bro.
Man,

Speaker 1 I'm trying to have grace because she's young. Now, fuck that, Grace shit.

Speaker 1 She's getting mistreated. I said this the last time, and watching her video, I'm like, Capes out.
Yo,

Speaker 1 Mark don't play. I know she looks good, but Mark, fuck that.
It ain't about how she looks.

Speaker 1 Like she said, people are like, why are you sitting in that seat? She explained. We had assigned seats.
People are like, why are you getting up? Why didn't you get up?

Speaker 1 Because I wanted him to have his moment. I mean, she had a thought process that to me made sense.
Even if I wouldn't do the same thing, I think we assigned the worst motives to her.

Speaker 1 And I don't think she has bad motives. So is her thought process immature?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, because she's young. Yeah.
Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When you say motive, it throws me off.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to, I don't think that her motive is is bad i think sometimes you can uh be too concerned with only your emotions at the wrong time i.e his last game at colorado when he put up those big numbers and she was mad that he stepped to the cheerleader that just may not have been the best time for that i don't care about the story of uh yeah he wasn't my type i don't care about that well she also explained the cheerleader thing she said uh it had something her her distaste wasn't for him and the cheerleader it was that family wasn't allowed on the field

Speaker 1 whatever the distaste is about

Speaker 1 not now i'm not saying she didn't have fair reasoning

Speaker 1 just not right now she was being watched like that like she said she i didn't know the cameras were everywhere again i'm not saying her behavior is right

Speaker 1 same thing adele said man i think they got a pr team for this whole relationship but she's a kid feels that way i think they don't really yeah they probably the pr team would not have allowed them for eight minutes they're not signing off on any of this shit They keep using it.

Speaker 1 Especially social media talking. Yeah.
Then that shit at the Heisman.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do I have to do that?

Speaker 1 Last to get up,

Speaker 1 first to sit down, looks away. Right.
Even if unintentionally, that does come off away. Especially if you don't know what to do in those instances.
Do what mom is doing.

Speaker 1 But see, on the internet, if you're not black and you do what black mom is doing, people say, she raised that boy. Why are you trying to step in where the mom is? Why are you trying to take that spot?

Speaker 1 I feel like you can't win. She

Speaker 1 then do what coach is doing

Speaker 1 do what to start all three of the people that are most important in this moment stood up and she said down but it's cool let's say we give that you get a reprieve fine

Speaker 1 then afterward i'm at the adidas

Speaker 1 The Adidas is throwing the function. I just signed a big deal with Adidas.
I'm taking pictures, shaking hands, kissing babies, and you on the couch saying,

Speaker 1 the fuck I'm supposed to do, just keep sitting here while you take pictures? Let me answer it for you. Yes.
Yes. That is exactly what you should do in that moment.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm going to give her grace because she's young. Yes.

Speaker 1 Like, how old is she? 22? You're wild.

Speaker 1 She's young.

Speaker 1 Women mature faster than men. She's young.

Speaker 2 No, that does. There's a difference between maturity and knowing what to do when you're thrust into the spotlight.
Sure.

Speaker 2 And you're not even the person that people are supposed to be paying attention to. You just don't have that level of sophistication yet.

Speaker 1 All of y'all out there laughed when Brittany Renner was talking about giving courses to college athletes to teach them about women like her or that she identified with once.

Speaker 1 If there's ever somebody that needed that class, it's

Speaker 1 shorty.

Speaker 1 Them. And that's why you get a PR team and you spend your invest your money in learning how to deal with the media.
I'm not saying she's perfect.

Speaker 1 I'm not even saying everything she did was right, although some of the stuff I think she got a bad rap for. To me, it's just when I look on the internet, I hear people acting like she's a gold digger.

Speaker 1 She's trying to bring him down. She's trying to embarrass.
It's like the worst motives get attached to her. And I think we need to give her.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know about the gold digger part, but it is embarrassing. And you have to blame him as well.
I don't know what type of simp cape he has. I do blame him as well because

Speaker 1 he's making a lot of excuses for trash behavior. It's trash behavior.
It's embarrassing. Black, your mom is there.
Imagine what his mom is saying to him.

Speaker 1 Like, she's supposed to be a representation of you. You know what I mean? Act accordingly, regardless.

Speaker 1 look cameras is there we let you get away with the first one when the second third fourth times now your behavior is unexcusable we can't keep giving you a pass on your behavior it's intentional i'm just i am you just you just huh i'm gonna keep giving them a pass because it's like it's one of those things not when you get in the heisman and all that and you asking so late like mom listen listen yo people love doofuses Like, what can you say about somebody that is in love with a doofus?

Speaker 1 Imagine if it's... There's nothing you can say.

Speaker 1 You don't pick who you love. love and that bitch is doofy yo

Speaker 1 let me give you an example

Speaker 1 I know she doofy

Speaker 1 imagine your girl what getting graduation getting her masters or whatever

Speaker 1 and niggas get up and clap for her you just sitting there like this

Speaker 1 You gonna make you embarrassing her and you're gonna make yourself look stupid. That's what she's doing things that important moments of his life.
I don't respect that fuck her.

Speaker 1 I like that not fuck her but like fuck excusing her behavior.

Speaker 1 I mean have you ever been thrust into a new platform where you don't know how to behave or where the rules and the norms are different and you look out of place? Yeah, like your behavior is here.

Speaker 1 That's where I was going. I was doing my professor thing.
But like, I guess what I'm saying, like,

Speaker 1 I would think you'd have some brace.

Speaker 1 Cape before the, came before the. Come on, man.
Stop. Cape it for the Columbian.
Listen. No, I'm just saying, like, I would think you could relate.
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Because you only get one pass. Up here, like, it's like, I think, wait, you only get one pass? No, you're supposed to only get one pass in certain things.
Joe. And we have a paper.

Speaker 1 You said you're only supposed to get one pass. And we haven't edited up.
I don't think I'm talking about up here.

Speaker 1 You can't be talking about up here. But that's my point.
No, I'm not talking about up here. I'm just talking about in general.
Like, when it comes to that, up here is different.

Speaker 1 You can edit this shit. Like, niggas, that's.
No, but what I'm saying is your mistakes, my mistakes, everybody's mistakes are Ernest ones.

Speaker 1 Like, let's give her the same grace that we would want for ourselves. How many grace can we give her? At 21, 22, a whole lot.

Speaker 2 And also, this is happening within a very short amount of time.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. I expect, man, man, you know, I did.

Speaker 1 Travis needs to holler at you, Mel, so you give them class, give them like not like in that way, but you need to give them some game.

Speaker 1 Mel would have been like this, Heisman, this is my second one, nigga.

Speaker 1 They took the first one over, nigga.

Speaker 1 Mel would have been up like this, nigga. I'm gonna give it to you.
Yo, Mel is dipping that Chicago nigga so fast. If you get a young, fresh, ripe Heisman Award winner, plays both sides of the ball.

Speaker 1 He's shitting me. Hey, hey, Chicago B.
D. Gotcha.

Speaker 1 Lock Lock me up, boops.

Speaker 1 I'm giving grace. Okay,

Speaker 1 you just doing that for the kids. Ain't no way, Joe.
Ain't no way. I'll got you.

Speaker 1 I came up here and told Mark when he was on his Bronny shit, like, yo, these are kids. I want to give them some type of great.
They kids, yo. Bronny just, and Bronny made

Speaker 1 30 points. And I think he's going to clip her soon, whether he know it or not anyway.
Oh. Like, you know, sometimes you got to let the grandparents come around.

Speaker 1 They know where your relationship is going.

Speaker 1 But maybe before you.

Speaker 1 I don't think they're going to be. You know what I mean? I don't wish it on them.
I think they got a ring and a baby in it.

Speaker 1 How embarrassing it is for a girl to go online and say, yo, this nigga dropped me off the parties and waited outside for me to finish partying. What, that bitch? Are you crazy? He begged her to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you try to play somebody. Yeah, she and the nudes just too much.
Yeah. Like,

Speaker 1 just go away somewhere.

Speaker 1 It ain't about you, right? She got a PR team. It might not be a good one, but...

Speaker 1 I'm seeing them too much for you. They got a PRT.
I shouldn't be seeing college kids this way. But you're seeing her for the wrong reason.
You keep seeing her because she keeps saying stupid shit.

Speaker 1 True. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She just needs to move out of the media eye for like a moment.
I agree. I agree to that.
Don't say nothing. Yeah.
Like, we're not here for you, yo.

Speaker 1 We're not here for you. You come along.
You the plus one. Right.
So I act like a fucking. Hey, yo, there's a lot of girls.
Hey, yo, what's Travis? What's his name? Travis.

Speaker 1 Travis, a lot of girls out there, the OGs out there. Go to Starlights and one of them.
Get one of them that know how to hold it down and treat you right, nigga, and play their position.

Speaker 1 I mean, think about it, though. He's got Deion Sanders to give him game.
Right. You would think that he's aware of what he's doing.
He's not listening. I think they got bigger fish to fry right now.

Speaker 1 Deion should be thinking about draft position only. True.
We'll get to your love life later. We got, it's money time.
She probably doing shit that he never experienced, Paul. Doing the twirl.

Speaker 1 Watch me spend in real time.

Speaker 1 Nah, them cultural differences be a moment. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to hold you.

Speaker 1 Man, you ever go to the party with your girl that is just your girl, but it ain't like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 And she going there trying to fucking act like you with all the history of these people and with her chest out like she done did something just that she here with you.

Speaker 1 Man, if you don't go get some fucking punch and sit down,

Speaker 1 you don't know these people. They don't give a fuck about you.
It ain't about you right now.

Speaker 1 She gave us a whole dating history. I dated a soccer player and I dated a such-and-such.

Speaker 1 Oh, you ain't dating no niggas. This is your first nigga.
Right.

Speaker 1 She started the top floor, too. Like, that's the thing.
Like, women like that a lot of times will only date the black dude if he's a Heisman trophy. And that's what the internet is getting at, right?

Speaker 1 That you only fucking with him because he's a star. You only fuck with him because he's elite and you're going to take his money and leave.
That's what the that's what the world is.

Speaker 1 That is the assumption.

Speaker 1 But she's rubbing it in our faces. Like, she's not even denying it.

Speaker 2 She's not. I don't think that she understands what the man, like, the magnitude of what she's saying

Speaker 2 and how bad it sounds. It sounds like I truly think that she has no clue.
Yeah. until it's out and everybody is fucking crucifying her.

Speaker 1 That's why Ross is my man, right?

Speaker 1 He get rid of them. Ross will break up with her right in time for the internet to say, I told you, bitch.

Speaker 1 We just told your dumbass a week ago

Speaker 1 that he would be out of here in a second. Ross acts fast.

Speaker 1 That's my man. He don't play.
He moved quickly. He don't play.

Speaker 2 Hire slow, fire fast, right?

Speaker 1 The boyfriend experience. That used to be a thing, too.

Speaker 1 Go in there, sweep some lady off her feet for a couple weeks, and then

Speaker 1 send her back home. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shoot it to her aunts and back. Yeah, right.
Send her back to that white fridge.

Speaker 1 Nasty white fridge. Yeah,

Speaker 1 nasty shit. But prayers and thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.
And also, congratulations. Yeah, for sure.
Travis were winning the Heisman. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 That's crazy that we. I mean,

Speaker 1 she's right. It's crazy.
Yeah, everybody's congratulating him, with the exception of Ashton Genty.

Speaker 1 Who was that? The running back that came pretty close to winning it as well. Right.

Speaker 1 From, I want to say, Boise? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is he upset publicly? No, no, no, no.
He's not upset publicly. But this would have been the first time in a long time that a running back won the Heisman.

Speaker 1 And if not for Travis, then he was definitely. Who was the last one? Was it Ricky Williams? Who was the last one that.

Speaker 1 Was it Ricky Williams?

Speaker 1 Mel, you have any idea? I think it was Ricky Williams. No, you know.

Speaker 1 It could be. Could be.
I mean, it's hard to win the high school. It could be the Dolphins.
One of the Dolphins. I'd have never let go of Reggie Butch.
You crazy, though.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to hold you. You had to let it go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would have held on. Looked like a little TK, yo.

Speaker 1 He'd had to get a restraint order. What?

Speaker 1 The boy was built like he was sculpted.

Speaker 1 All the athletic ability in the world, all the money, his whole hairline in place.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know that. I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you don't know a lot about Mel, nigga. She's a legend.

Speaker 1 Moving right along. Moving right along.
Moving, right? Oh, did you tan?

Speaker 1 Did you tan? Did you pay for the tan?

Speaker 1 Fuck you. No.
Wait, what were you talking about? Wait.

Speaker 2 They were saying that I needed to get.

Speaker 1 No, you look tanned.

Speaker 2 I didn't get one.

Speaker 1 Okay. Was it some type of new tanning cream? No.
Oh, all right. It's probably the lights in Park's basement on the bottom.
Maybe, possibly.

Speaker 1 Because last year, little look we saw a little black mark on her hand last episode it was self-tanner

Speaker 1 i said you got dirt he said you got dirt on your hand she said she was like this wiping it he asked me if i was bleaching no

Speaker 1 because the skin it was too tall i said oh her whole hand is like one of these dark mail don't put mail don't apply makeup for where she's going like she just it's her bathroom all right

Speaker 1 all right it looks great i didn't even know self-tanner no she was these

Speaker 1 lights is

Speaker 1 These lights is like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 She was self-tanning. I didn't even know that was the thing, but she's really self-tanned.
Self-tanned lotion. Mark, did you get the email? Did you find the email? I still have not gotten it.

Speaker 1 Mark got paid, man. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 Look, we're going to find, you'll know. Next break.

Speaker 1 There were three. Right.

Speaker 1 Man. Yo, yo, I've been really fascinated by this daddy Yankee shit too, man.
Since we're talking about girlfriends, although that's his wife, right? Soon-to-be-ex. Soon-to-be-ex.

Speaker 1 So it can't be soon enough for him, I'm sure. She withdrew allegedly, reportedly, $80 million from his record label bank account.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 They're on their way to a divorce, and he withdrew $80 million.

Speaker 1 That's wild to me. If that was me, it would have been...
No, no, no, no, that I got solid

Speaker 1 ass on fire. And I'm for, I'm not playing with you.
What?

Speaker 1 Record label money, too. Yeah, yeah.
Which is crazy. You know, because he just sold his masters.
He He just made, like, I think 300 million, some shit like that.

Speaker 2 And he just had that just sitting in a regular bank account.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the first thing I didn't understand. Like, how is $80 million that accessible?

Speaker 1 What do you mean in a regular bank account?

Speaker 1 Where should it be?

Speaker 2 Estates, trusts, Cayman Islands, offshore.

Speaker 1 At least a good CD, something. Yeah.
I feel like he was Floyd Mayweather and it just had that shit like in the Santander. You better have both.

Speaker 1 I'm about to say, if you got 300, 80 of it, 100 of it could go over there. True.
It's just the FDIC don't ensure it past what? A million, a million to make some shit like that.

Speaker 1 It just seems like a very unsafe, unproductive way to use your money. But I ain't got that kind of money, so I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
But it just seemed weird to me.

Speaker 1 That's crazy.

Speaker 1 80 million dollars.

Speaker 1 So when I'm gonna notice,

Speaker 1 for sure. Oh, I would notice that.
I'm gonna notice that. I would know.
I check my bank account every

Speaker 1 two hours, every four hours.

Speaker 1 Way, way, way, way, way, way, me too.

Speaker 1 Thank you. What? Why? Thank you, huh?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Flip under state. You got to make sure some shit happens.
Shit happens. Yeah.
I check it. Why are y'all doing that? It might be like poor people's shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't check one and I think that's the poor people shit. Nah, check out.
No, because you're like scared to look at it. Like, I have trauma from being like,

Speaker 1 you may get a big check and then you check it again. It's a chunk of the shit.
You're like, where the fuck did that go? Like, you just got to check it just to make sure things are. Perpetuate.

Speaker 1 I don't even do auto bill pay because I'm scared. Like, every month.

Speaker 1 Who's paying you?

Speaker 1 Me. I'm just saying, I don't want auto-deduction because I'm scared.
There's going to be a moment where my shit is fucked up.

Speaker 1 Verizon calls me like, your call has been rerouted. Like every month.
Not because I ain't got the money, but because I'm scared to have auto pay.

Speaker 1 Mark, you have to stop paying your own bills. Shit.
What are you doing? Okay, wait, hold on.

Speaker 2 Do you replenish your Easy Pass through auto pay?

Speaker 1 That's the one thing I do because I drive, you know, that's the one thing they don't fuck you.

Speaker 1 Oh, really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Easy Pass is the day.

Speaker 2 They literally had like a lawsuit against them.

Speaker 1 See, and that's the shit I'm talking about. I trust one motherfucker and look what happens.
I've never, yeah, I've checked my account like three times since we've been recording.

Speaker 1 Why are you doing that?

Speaker 1 Because the shit could go somewhere. Somebody could say, hey, apparently a bonus was coming in.
I just checked my shit just now. It's like, refresh, no bonus.
Refresh, no bonus. Right.

Speaker 1 Next refresh, we're calling Uber. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How long does it take to get out this motherfucker?

Speaker 1 But do you ever think that what you saw there two hours ago is not about to be there?

Speaker 1 That's my worry. That's my perpetual worry.
And I don't have any reason to think that, except it could. You just never know what happens.
You never know. Somebody takes your money,

Speaker 1 somebody hits some internet scam, some shit. I don't know.
I just want to check it. I'm not worried.
My wife has access to it. I'm not worried about her taking the money.
It's our money.

Speaker 1 She can do what she wants with the money. As long as I know where it went, I'm okay.
But it can't go nowhere where I don't know. And I'm going to check it every couple of hours.

Speaker 1 In fact, talking right now has me uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 You don't have like Life Lock?

Speaker 1 I don't even know what that is. Ain't that the shit when you fall up? That's when you fall down and you got to press the button.

Speaker 1 Press the button and get up. Big mouth.

Speaker 2 It's a life alert, you fucks.

Speaker 1 What's life lock?

Speaker 2 Life lock is a service that basically kind of ensures well.

Speaker 1 You got a life lock ad first? But this is not your voice.

Speaker 1 You put your cameo voice. Yo, she really did.
I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 2 No, write it down, but it's basically a service that basically

Speaker 2 alerts you if there is some weird activity going on.

Speaker 1 Black market and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if your information gets put out there.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. On the dark web.
I got all them. I got credit secure, life.
I got all them. I got like four of them.
I probably spend like a couple hundred dollars a month just on alerts. Me too.
Me too.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, y'all are really mad men and women.
Paranoid. I'm fucking terrified.
Well, we're not making a lot of money like that. Yeah, we don't got money like that.
Yes, y'all are. And stop.

Speaker 1 Enough, because it was no pocket watching while I was gone. Don't do it now.

Speaker 1 There was nobody to watch.

Speaker 1 Get only motherfucker to watch.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying that you feel like. Are you crazy? I get the pocket watching.

Speaker 1 Every time I see one of them little late-night rooms, Mark be doing, Mark with Jessica Vancedge talking about the laws in Egypt and how they're going to. I'm like, oh, he back at it.

Speaker 1 With my 10 cans.

Speaker 1 He don't play about that shit.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? What else? Luigi represented by Wife of Diddy's lawyer.

Speaker 1 is it too soon to say i like this guy a little bit no everybody's been expressing the same thing he's also a hero

Speaker 1 you tell me to the people to the people no he is how could he not be he found the one functioning city bike

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 that's got the pa on that

Speaker 1 that got a city bike went through central park and then

Speaker 1 He just got hungry.

Speaker 1 But why McDonald's? That seems like the worst place to fucking go no no it seems actually pretty smart

Speaker 1 Perkins I'd be at White Castle I'd be at some place that has a little less a lot of volume somewhere not corporate is where I would be I figure less smart like a bodega yeah getting a chopped cheese or something yeah because they nobody probably ain't never calling nobody never they could know you're the person they're not gonna call never that's where it went wrong

Speaker 1 you probably just felt like i'm in an obscure town altoona Yeah, like who's supposed to see somebody out there except for the one McDonald's worker that sees you and then they say, all right, we're still not paying you.

Speaker 1 We're still not giving you your reward money.

Speaker 2 It's going to be split three ways.

Speaker 1 How much was the reward?

Speaker 2 60 grand.

Speaker 1 Oh, that'll make a nice. That's nice.
That'll make a nigga tell. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That'll make it tell. But he ain't going to get the whole thing because there's two people that saw him first.

Speaker 1 So it's going to be split three ways.

Speaker 1 20,000 is enough to snitch a nigga you don't know.

Speaker 1 Niggas snitch for a whole lot less.

Speaker 1 I'm negotiating.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, I'm not doing nothing for 20 grand. One.
Two, I'm negotiating contingent upon what they did. Like, how bad do you want this person if I got the answer? He's right over there.

Speaker 1 I can tell. I don't know for him.
That company,

Speaker 1 they make a lot of money over there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a solid point. But that's how the healthcare companies is.

Speaker 1 They made $300 billion. We'll give you $20,000 if you tell us who killed him.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Luigi being villainized and Daniel Penny being big upped.

Speaker 2 It's some sick shit.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't think Luigi's really being villainized. People are praising Luigi.
Not the people that matter. Oh, guys, you're saying.
The fans. The friends, baby.
Twitters love them.

Speaker 1 Do you look at the conspiracy? Isha Issa was here talking about it's the greatest conspiracy ever that he's not really the guy and that there is a whole thing

Speaker 1 listen

Speaker 1 while I was gone

Speaker 1 takes were getting off

Speaker 1 I'm super appreciative and grateful

Speaker 1 back to the speech back to the speech trying to hold once some hands come together it's time for speech each member for the job that they did Let it out, man. Some text was getting out.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 That 10 boils.

Speaker 1 Thank y'all for upholding the fabric

Speaker 1 of this thing.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 what was we saying? Luigi and whether he did it or not. The alleged criminal.
No,

Speaker 1 I don't. I don't.

Speaker 1 No, I don't think it's a conspiracy. Yeah, I don't think he's a criminal mastermind either.
I think he's a...

Speaker 1 It's it's a couple things like I think he's a white guy

Speaker 1 Like if you do the same crime with the same technology you get caught you don't make it you don't make it to Herald Square But a white guy on a city bike isn't gonna get caught in the same way I think his whiteness got him through I think he's a tech genius.

Speaker 1 He's an engineer. He knew how to make a weapon.
He knew how to make all that shit. But that don't mean you know how to run from the copy.
I think he was just calm and poised in that situation.

Speaker 1 That's it. Like sometimes other people, if it was one of us,

Speaker 1 shot him, went back, shot more, bye, bye bye. How shot him? Stood over him.
Yeah, we would have stood over him, ran something.

Speaker 1 I'm joking, but in that situation, one thing that stuck out to me is how calm he was in the situation. Like,

Speaker 1 he wasn't nervous. It didn't appear to be.
He wasn't erratic. He just looked a lot of garbage, comfortable, took a bike.
He rode slowly. I'll tell you one thing.
He was none the wiser.

Speaker 1 I was looking for him when the cops was looking for him to challenge him to a Monopoly game. Who the fuck you think you are, nigga?

Speaker 1 Fuck you think you are running around with Monopoly money in your backpack like you built like that. I'll smoke your fucking boots in Monopoly.
Jill Son. This nigga.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 A lot of niggas don't think you can play. He's about to anger me.
It don't matter, but he had Monopoly money in his bag. Like, dog, don't play with me.
I'll find you.

Speaker 1 I'll come find you with the board, and we can get to it.

Speaker 1 There was a conversation that was had while you were going. Oh, my God.
Yeah, he was. And I'm trying not to raise my blood pressure.
You can go ahead. We'll go to Spades.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not even going to go to Monopoly. I'm going to go to Spades, right? Because I don't pretend to be a great Monopoly player because I'm an adult.
But, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Shoot the ladders, I'll get you, nigga. No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 But Spades,

Speaker 1 I simply made a claim that I was a very good Spades player.

Speaker 2 I feel like you said you were the greatest Spades player.

Speaker 1 What I said to Parker, I said, I'm the best spades player he's ever met, like, in real life. Like, I'm sure there's people on TV or in some Olympic shit, but like,

Speaker 1 I'm special.

Speaker 1 I'm special. And I went in Twitter and I had an engagement about it.
And then this dude jumps in.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't look like a spades player. No, you know what's funny about him? What the fuck does a spades player look like? Not like you.
They're not like us.

Speaker 1 They're not like us this guy because then he's on twitter saying yeah of all the people up there i believe jaywan probably could play because he went to an hbcu

Speaker 1 like he said that i'm talking for my opponents

Speaker 1 i'm not saying you can't play but you and i will ever be on the same time

Speaker 1 i shouldn't be inserted into this foolishness I think you should be able to get off whatever lies you want to get off. There's no lies on the broadcast.
Bro, like, I was more ashamed of the crew.

Speaker 1 Specifically ice and ish. Or maybe maybe they know something about you that you don't know.

Speaker 1 Which would be that you're not as good as you think you are. Mark, you're making a grave mistake.

Speaker 1 This is not like the basketball thing. No, I think you have a better chance.

Speaker 1 You maybe have a shot there. I was about to say, you have a shot at basketball.
Wait, hold on.

Speaker 2 Didn't that date pass?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. We're doing it January.
He had an emergency.

Speaker 1 No, not

Speaker 1 the date. We were booking gyms.
The book gym was always booked for January. I'm sorry that they didn't let y'all know that, but it's booked for January.
That's probably in my bonus email.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I couldn't believe they let you sit up there and say that in any set that I'm a part of.

Speaker 1 I'm sure you're a fine Spades player. Seriously, I think you are as good as the average person at Spades.
Oh, shit. I'm just telling you that you can't beat me.

Speaker 1 Mark, how much money have you played for?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't really gamble with Spades.

Speaker 1 No, I ain't going to lie to you. I don't really gamble at spades.
Spades ain't a gambling game for me.

Speaker 2 It's because you don't want to take other people's money.

Speaker 1 No, it's not even that.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, I I don't. Look at you.

Speaker 1 We just talk shit when we play spades. I never, spades ain't somebody who goes from big joke or little joke to a diamond to a spade.

Speaker 1 But we could play black man, you know, higher. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Or we could just throw him out and say, no, no, top, no, no, big-face cards. We can do whatever you want.
I spoke to my partner about you. So that was the other thing.
I spoke to my partner.

Speaker 1 So he texted me and says, I just left my partner.

Speaker 1 Now, on Instagram, you had just left a seven-year-old birthday party.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday to my baby. I love you.
Big legs.

Speaker 1 Is that your partner? Yo, no,

Speaker 1 my dad's my partner. Oh, nigga.
It's over.

Speaker 1 I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable.
We're fine. We're fine.
Yo, let's set up. You talking fine.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Let's set it up.
Playing with your dad is beautiful. It's a great, just the two of us remotely.

Speaker 1 I got cards right there. You only play for money, though.
Yeah. I will play for money.
I don't mind playing for money.

Speaker 1 Can I plug this in? It's right there.

Speaker 1 Is this Marcus?

Speaker 3 Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 Hey, Marcus, it's Joe Button, man. How you doing?

Speaker 3 I got the number saved. I'm doing great.

Speaker 1 What's going on? Nothing much, man. Happy holidays to you and your family.

Speaker 3 Happy holidays to YouTube, man. Give me get some money, dude.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm calling you. I got a really disrespectful co-host

Speaker 1 who is not only challenging me to a spade game, but once I told him that my partner is my dad, he laughed and said, I'm not worried about y'all at all. Now, this guy, I've never seen him play.

Speaker 1 I I don't know if he played for money. I don't know.
I don't know. But I'm just calling you

Speaker 1 so maybe you could tell him that

Speaker 1 this is a bad idea. Because I ain't seen you in years, right?

Speaker 3 It's been a while. Actually,

Speaker 3 before you took off to the moon, yo.

Speaker 1 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 Congratulations, bro. Thank you, man.
Thank you. So, can you just tell him as being like one of my former victims? Oh, no.
Wow.

Speaker 3 The disrespect. You asked him me to do you a favor or coming at me with this.

Speaker 1 Alright, I apologize.

Speaker 1 I apologize. Wow.
But I mean, just tell him what type of trees barking up at least. Well,

Speaker 3 I mean, if he's a smart man, he won't put no money up unless he got to lose.

Speaker 3 If he's a sharp guy,

Speaker 3 if you like throwing money in the garbage can, just might as well burn it.

Speaker 1 Which he may. Which he may.
But he also said he don't really play for money and all. He's like one of them guys that play for fun.
Like, he went to HBCU. So he think he, like, I mean.

Speaker 3 oh, he's a young brother.

Speaker 1 He's older. He's a young bunch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, about 46. It's a birthday today, actually.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's his birthday?

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Yo, yo, Marcus, if you played Joe right now, who would win? You or him? You said what? If you played Joe right now with Space, your squad versus his squad, who would win?

Speaker 3 I have to be honest with you. I mean,

Speaker 3 I'm out the game a little bit. I don't play as much.

Speaker 1 So we ended up.

Speaker 1 We ended him. Me and my partner came to his place of work and ended him, never to be seen again.

Speaker 3 Listen, that that that that's false premises right that's not the truth right there that that's this whole sounds shaky what that's not authentic but but you know what joe i know you you in jersey you have to block for me you know i'm you know i live you know

Speaker 3 i'm gonna bring a partner to meet you over there when and uh not you can't play with your father because you and your father got too much i don't know what the is going on they cheat i already know they cheat you're talking across the board and i don't think they cheat i won't call it cheating I just think they know each other very well.

Speaker 3 Where you know,

Speaker 3 if I lead with this, you know what to do. It's like a mental thing.

Speaker 1 It's not just being good at spades. I could live with that.

Speaker 3 They got that spades connection.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to play with him and the father.

Speaker 3 You're going to lose.

Speaker 1 I'm

Speaker 1 that's all. Hey, Marcus.
Thank you, Marcus. That's all I called you for, my brother, man.

Speaker 3 Hey, the mothers needed some ticks and so. You know, I still am in a game.

Speaker 1 No, no, I know. I hear you getting money, too.
We're going to talk about it.

Speaker 3 Well, I've been doing that for a while, man. Just didn't start happening yesterday, but.

Speaker 1 My bad. My bad.
My bad. That's been going on.
But we're going to talk Football Sunday. Let's get to it one of these days.

Speaker 3 100%. All right, player.

Speaker 1 Love you, bro.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 So that's like Luigi's lawyer.

Speaker 1 I feel even better. Now let's bet it.
All right, we can leave it. Now let's bet it.

Speaker 1 I won award. He basically said you and your dad talk across the board, and you can beat him only because he's been out together.
All right, don't worry about it. I'm going to fix you.
Say less.

Speaker 1 Say less. Say less.
Don't worry about it. Game night.
Game night, my crib. Say less.
Monopoly, spades, whatever the fuck y'all want to play. What else you play? Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 Connect four. What else you do?

Speaker 1 What are the little kid-ass games that you turn around?

Speaker 1 Uno. Uno.
Oh.

Speaker 1 I'm good at Uno. I'm good at Uno, too.
I ain't playing Uno. I wouldn't brag about my Uno skills.

Speaker 1 Even though at my family house, I try to walk in the cousin room and get acquainted with some of the younger cousins. They in there playing Uno.
Yeah, I go, get me, deal me in.

Speaker 1 They playing a new Uno, where

Speaker 1 you could just, it's blank cards where you just write the consequence. So they was fucking me up.

Speaker 1 Switch cards with him. Switch hands with him.

Speaker 1 Pick up the deck. It's like, yeah, I never played that Uno.
Yeah, fuck that Uno. You got to switch cards.

Speaker 1 You have one last card. You can switch it.
Do you play Spades? No. Mel, do you play Spades? Nope.
No, she's watching. I'm withdrawing.
Yeah. I'm just going to find a part.

Speaker 1 I can get anybody to be my partner. I'm saying anybody who knows the rules and it's solid, and I'm going to win.
I've already said say less, my brother. We're going to work.

Speaker 1 He's not talking about it. Yeah, we're gonna work it out.
Say less.

Speaker 1 We're good. We've heard enough.
Anything else on Luigi?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for the docs.

Speaker 1 That I'm ready for it. I want to see the scripted joint.
I want to see the guy who gets to play Luigi. Is he still like the Aaron Hernandez shit? You know, where he gets, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Is he still fighting his extradition to New York? Is he still fighting this? Yes. Yeah, he is.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Trying to think of who would play Luigi.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 I could see.

Speaker 1 The dude from the night of.

Speaker 2 The night of.

Speaker 2 He's Pakistani.

Speaker 1 So? So?

Speaker 1 The scarface was white.

Speaker 1 Reverse it. I want to see a doc about

Speaker 1 how many people are from Project Innocence have killed somebody afterward. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That's bad.

Speaker 1 I think my first episode off, it was like, hey, this guy from Project Innocence. 24-year-old.
Wax.

Speaker 1 I was like, hey, wait a second. Philly nigga locked up for 24 years, came home and killed somebody over $1,400 worth of cocaine.
Yeah, that was a bad choice.

Speaker 2 They had that settlement.

Speaker 1 Come on, Project Ennis. He won $41 million, right? Come on.

Speaker 2 I don't remember how much he won. It wasn't.

Speaker 1 It's enough that you should be selling cocaine on. $4.1 million, I think.
There's some real killers over there. Oh, yeah.
They say 40% of people in death row is

Speaker 1 not guilty.

Speaker 1 So he just was part of that of the 60s. It sounds like.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 They swung and missed on that one. Fucking Jason Bateman tricked me into watching some shit on Netflix.

Speaker 1 What? Some shit called Carry On. I watch it.
I like Carry On.

Speaker 1 Like the airport version of Phone Booth. Okay.

Speaker 1 Jason Bateman is

Speaker 1 doing some shisty shit in an airport, and he's caught the TSA worker into helping him against his will.

Speaker 1 I watched it.

Speaker 1 And good actors in it. It wasn't bad, though, Joe.
I didn't say it was bad. I need to watch it.
I watched the whole thing. It was compelling, but it was a bad Jason Bateman movie.

Speaker 1 It was like Jason Bateman picking roles during the pandemic, maybe, or some shit. It might have been.
It wasn't his normal Jason Bateman type role, but I liked it.

Speaker 2 I liked it. Mark, you have so much more than you need to watch before you watch fucking Carry On.

Speaker 1 The thing I've learned on this pod is I haven't seen things.

Speaker 2 Mark has not seen The Sopranos. That's right.
Not a fucking episode. He hasn't seen Green Mile, Shawshank, Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 Wait, when did Green Mile make it to the list of things I Zach had this year.

Speaker 1 Mel says it's one of the greatest movies of all time. Mel Mao

Speaker 1 tracks. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 That's not what I said. You say,

Speaker 2 I said it's in my top, it's not even top 50, it's top five. Wow.
Of my personal movies.

Speaker 1 Green Mao is not in your top five. Yes,

Speaker 2 listen, you fucking jaded cynical motherfuckers. Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 It is a beautiful story that covers all of these themes that affect the human experience and condition.

Speaker 1 He died at the end.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 I've been waiting 20 years to watch. I'm about to say it's 20 years old.
By now, if you kind of missed it, then

Speaker 1 I'm going to watch it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to watch Charchick. I was going to watch Charles Shake this weekend.
But man, you still ain't

Speaker 1 hit me up. I was on the road.
That's right. I was going to road from home.

Speaker 1 The Sopranos is shocking. That's crazy.
I realized what it was after being here for a while. Because I was like, it sounds like I was in jail or something.

Speaker 1 But what it was is that when I was working on my PhD, I was like, I can't fall. Oh, you're going to drop that game and get it.
No, no, no. That's what it was.

Speaker 1 If it came out, it was a little too busy. You're being adopted.

Speaker 1 From 2001 and like 2005, I didn't watch shit. So everything that came out during that period, I just missed.

Speaker 1 I kept trying to figure out like Gladiator, all the shit y'all talk about all came out in the same window. The Sopranos, I want to watch, but I just came in too late.

Speaker 1 I didn't watch The Wire until 2010. Like it was like.
I watched The Wirelate, too. Yeah.
I watched Sopranos and The Wirelate, but that was still, it's been like

Speaker 1 25 years.

Speaker 1 I didn't know Sopranos was that good.

Speaker 2 It is. I'm watching it again.

Speaker 1 Where does it rank among like the one of the greatest shows? A lot of people have it like one.

Speaker 1 A lot of people. Really? I don't know if I do, but no, the wire.
I would think it wouldn't even be one among HBO shows.

Speaker 2 Yes, it is. A lot of people have it.

Speaker 1 Yes, it is. Really?

Speaker 1 Above succession, above the wire, above all that. Above Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 I've never watched Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 Thanks. Except for the Red Wedding.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what that is. And I watched the last season when they started putting Coca-Cola bottles and all that.

Speaker 1 That was funny.

Speaker 1 Wait, so none of y'all else got like a show show or a movie that's like embarrassing that you haven't seen? No. No.
No. I don't think so.
No, I've seen everything that's like culturally relevant.

Speaker 1 You know what I watched this weekend?

Speaker 1 You know what I watched this weekend?

Speaker 1 I watched the Christopher Reeves story. Superman story.
I watched it.

Speaker 1 This doc. It was a nice doc.
Hey, hey, you watch yourself.

Speaker 1 Well, that's exciting.

Speaker 1 That's, hey, I want to give respect to, you know, rest in peace to his wife, man. She's a strong woman, man.
I took some things from that. How strong she was.

Speaker 1 The white woman was dedicated to her husband. A lot of people,

Speaker 2 a lot of people left him after he became a quadruple.

Speaker 1 He was fucked up. He didn't move.
I left with the flu. Right.
Oh. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, Bob, I wanted to tweet, yo, shout out to Dana, but then I realized she passed away as well. She did.
His wife passed away. I wanted to shout out how strong she was.
You can still shout out.

Speaker 1 You can shout out.

Speaker 1 No, no, she passed away. It wouldn't land.

Speaker 2 I'm sure her family would appreciate it.

Speaker 1 Salute. You think people that passed away can't hear shit? Nah, she can't hear nothing, man.

Speaker 2 She might be in this room. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Stop it with that. Come on, I don't like that.
Back to the hats. Back to the hats again.
So it's okay. It's okay.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? Travis Hunter, he got a pass. Everybody gets a pass for me today.
I don't have nothing, no smoke for nobody, for real. Look what a little vacation does for you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's humbling. It's kind of cool.
Peaceful. Yeah, it's nothing to be.
I ain't letting this job fuck my blood pressure up again. Fuck this shit.
Very humbling. The nurse left this market.

Speaker 1 You're doing doing great.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Amazon

Speaker 1 hires Taylor Rooks to lead

Speaker 1 the Amazon pregame show. Oh, yeah.
For NBA, though. For the NBA.
When they get it next year. Shout out to Taylor Rooks, man.

Speaker 2 That has made

Speaker 2 a lot of men very happy.

Speaker 1 I am so proud of her. Because of her acumen.

Speaker 2 She's amazing.

Speaker 1 She's very good. She's very good.
Yeah, but we shouldn't just do this through the male gaze.

Speaker 1 we shouldn't just view this through the male gaze. Growth.

Speaker 1 That's that growth you're talking about. Oh, no, she looks good.
Oh, you just and she's great at her job. Yeah, I don't want to objectify her.
I'll just say,

Speaker 1 male gaze.

Speaker 1 It'll help. It'll help.
Yeah, she's so talented, man. And I've known her since

Speaker 1 she was working at, I think, Yahoo. You know everybody, nigga.
God damn it.

Speaker 1 She used to

Speaker 1 go to the ladies.

Speaker 1 And you expect me to think that you just.

Speaker 1 See your bag?

Speaker 1 See how this shit works for you, nigga? Wait, hold up. Here comes.
She's like, my little sister. Yeah, I know.
I used to use that. That's my sister.
Except for male. But that's my sister.

Speaker 1 That old school shit, nigga. You late to the party.
No, really. Like, Taylor is the homie.
I think that she's younger than you, right? You was a professor? I'm like, probably, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm probably 15 years older than Taylor. I might be more than a.
I was a angle. That professor angle.

Speaker 1 She used to come to Sixers Games, you know, doing some,

Speaker 1 you know, and I watched her do the grind from like. Yeah, she grew up.
She grew up, yeah,

Speaker 1 seen her journey. I watched the journey, that's important, you know.

Speaker 1 And I, she actually was friends with my one of my exes.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, that tells us a lot.

Speaker 1 Clap it up for that, and uh, yeah, so she was always like the little sister to homie, but like watching her grind and get better at the craft, you're just more proud of her, work, yeah, so proud.

Speaker 1 The grind,

Speaker 1 you're a freaky ass nigga, man.

Speaker 1 I'm happy for Taylor, too. Congratulations to Taylor Rooks.

Speaker 1 Friend of the show. We absolutely love her.
And shout out to Amazon for promoting black talent. Yeah.
That's the point, Taylor.

Speaker 1 And I mean, think about like when we were watching the NBA back in the day when it was like Peter Vesey and like all these

Speaker 1 Marv Albert.

Speaker 1 And now you got Malika Andrews, you know, doing some stuff on ESPN, you know, the daily NBA show, whatever you think.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, to see like black women in positions of power in sports and visible positions as well. I want to see them behind the scenes as producers, but also like on camera.

Speaker 1 That's a beautiful thing. That's a lot of growth, man.
We would have never seen that 20 years ago.

Speaker 2 Well, I educated them on LastPod about Jane Kennedy.

Speaker 1 Oh, the legendary Jane? They know Jane.

Speaker 2 They did not know.

Speaker 1 Who's Jane Kennedy?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Remember, she's but then I also told them how

Speaker 1 it's Angela Davis. Oh, I don't know.
Then I, yeah, exactly. Remember, she got shouted out at Miss Fat Booty? She can't, she looked like Jane Kennedy.
No, that's what most was talking about. Okay.

Speaker 2 Well, then I also educated them on what destroyed her career.

Speaker 1 indeed we don't need to rehash it yeah yeah yeah no we did it

Speaker 1 married people in the building who was the ghetto side of the family at the wedding

Speaker 1 mine

Speaker 1 mine for sure

Speaker 1 my side

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 how about you

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 1 in the event that we are married

Speaker 1 uh no like if there were a wedding who'd be the one who'd be the i'd probably plead the fifth.

Speaker 1 Pleading the fifth is probably the best shit to do. It is in the world.

Speaker 1 In this instance.

Speaker 1 I told my girl my answer, though.

Speaker 1 She knows who I think will be the ghetto baby. But don't do it publicly.
No, no, no, no. Nope, nope, no.
I plead the fifth on that one. I don't know, man.
I just don't know. Got to see.

Speaker 1 Got to see. Got to see.
Listen, I keep saying I want a small wedding. Take me to City Hall.
Let me elope. Well, that's what we did, but we're going to do a wedding.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're going to do one like after the fact? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do one probably

Speaker 1 uh in the next 12 months okay yeah yeah we we we we we did like we we got married because we wanted to be married and all of that and but it's like we want we want a real ceremony so here or destination that's the that's that's that's that's what we've been going back and forth about uh you know i would like something small simple in a way

Speaker 1 um but you know my mother's older our mothers are older some other stuff we so we may end up doing something here in in the states so you know but so so we're really on the fence about it.

Speaker 1 We're on the fence about it.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 What you thinking? Oh, no, I'm laughing. My family had some type of family reunion recently in Tampa.

Speaker 1 I guess we lost the vote to have it in South Carolina where my aunt, my aunt's older aunts, 90, 91, 92 are. And they made my fucking 90.
You know,

Speaker 1 go to Tampa. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fuck my family up. So listening to you talk about the moms being older and the destination way, it just made me think of my aunt and how old people get it bad.
They just make them track.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They don't give a fuck. That's fucked up.
But don't give a fuck. Where was your wedding? Upstate.
Upstate? That's part of what we think about.

Speaker 1 And, Mel, if y'all end up continuing the progress that y'all are progressing on,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 1 If y'all continue down this path

Speaker 1 of love and bliss that you're on right this second. you ain't been in Chicago in months.
I don't know how it's. You don't know where I've been.
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 I track you. You have not been to Chicago.

Speaker 1 Mel is gassing it, but we're going to let you live. But he's been here.

Speaker 1 He's been here.

Speaker 1 I told Mel.

Speaker 1 I told Mel. I read her whole text message when she had when she was feeling free and loose on the pod.
She was texting mad messages and her phone was leaning in.

Speaker 1 You better believe I read it. I was all in her business.
Yeah, keep gassing them. I'm with you.

Speaker 1 Isn't that one of the downsides of like being the only woman in like this male-dominated fucking workplace? Is that niggas is in your love affair business?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're in your business because we love you. It's okay.
I don't think she loves it.

Speaker 1 We ain't going to let no nigga.

Speaker 1 Cause he's an actor. I ain't asked her about it.
I don't know. I don't think she loves that.
Sag after her. We think you're letting niggas just come around trying to be down.
No, nigga. It's okay.

Speaker 2 It's all good. But in terms of weddings, I like the idea of a destination wedding, but there's another half.
Barbados?

Speaker 1 Maybe, yeah.

Speaker 1 That sounds too expensive already.

Speaker 2 It does sound very expensive.

Speaker 1 Very expensive. We think in Puerto Rico.
Yeah. There you go.

Speaker 1 Nice and simple. There you go.
On the Peter Pam.

Speaker 1 Peter Pico. On the Peter Pam.
Peter Pamplane? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck all that. What else is important,

Speaker 1 unimportant? I don't care. We can talk about anything.
Everyone feel free and loose.

Speaker 1 Don't call for it, nigga.

Speaker 1 Don't call out for the looseness. Let it happen organically.

Speaker 1 You know, we know this because I'm still waiting for you to tell me. I'm not doing it.
You got to.

Speaker 1 I know you want me to do it because you've fancy how my brain looks at this stuff. But I ain't doing it.
I'm appreciative.

Speaker 1 I'm appreciative and grateful to each member of this podcast for the job that they did

Speaker 1 in my ass.

Speaker 1 Nigga, what?

Speaker 1 Yo, niggas was getting shit off.

Speaker 1 Yo, you talk about ice and ish with the tinfoil hat on about Luigi.

Speaker 1 Mine is more so on about the drones over Jersey. I was wondering if you've seen some drones.
Yes. What up? I don't know this story.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 I didn't hear the drones? You didn't hear about. Are you serious? Man, text Angela Ryan.
Man, what you been doing?

Speaker 1 I've been single for the last five days. Oh.

Speaker 1 I didn't watch the news.

Speaker 1 I didn't do anything. You are the news.
I was on the run. I didn't look at the TV.
I didn't do shit. Mark, there's drones, just unidentified drones for the future.
He was faithful.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 I didn't.

Speaker 1 It's sounding like, all right.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying. I was taking advantage of it.

Speaker 1 When I get five days away and don't see the TV or the phone.

Speaker 2 But he had a baby strapped to him.

Speaker 1 I had a baby. Yeah, I was parenting.
I'm going to say, I was like room service, drinking, chilling, PlayStation,

Speaker 1 all the faithful marriage. Just to let Mel know.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 You can

Speaker 1 cheat with the baby. The baby cheat.
As a matter of fact, it may not be. It makes you faster.
Yeah. The baby to help you get it off.
Yeah. That's a great question.

Speaker 1 But that's still my mark, just in general. Yeah, yeah, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you don't know about drones flying over New Jersey for several weeks. Unidentified drones have been flying over Jersey every night for several weeks.

Speaker 1 Oh, is that why y'all was talking about aliens and shit on the pod last week? Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 It went right over my head. Mad drones.
And then, you know, the police, the FBI, a lot of, you know.

Speaker 1 A lot of law enforcement are saying they don't know what it is. They don't know where it's coming from, but they're on it.
They're trying to identify where it's coming from.

Speaker 1 But But it's some shit going on. And the Tim Foil hat, people probably think it's aliens or some shit.
Yeah. Or something.
Yeah. Or something.

Speaker 1 But I heard that, you know, somebody said that she spoke to somebody from the Pentagon, and they were saying they were looking something pertaining to Gamma.

Speaker 1 Is it the record label? No, not Gamma.

Speaker 1 Gamma Ray, or whatever, something like that. Something to that effect.
Let me find out.

Speaker 1 Let me find out.

Speaker 1 You guys talk about how I find out. Trump came out and was like, the government knows what's going on and they're not telling nobody.

Speaker 1 Now, I didn't didn't vote for trump but this is one of the reasons i appreciate him right because he gonna come out and say it's china

Speaker 1 for sure he gonna come out and just kind of say some shit he wasn't supposed to say i also listened to some experts uh some people that work with drones and have military contracts they were saying that they

Speaker 1 and not their expert opinion, they don't claim to be experts and they don't want to spread misinformation like I'm about to do.

Speaker 1 But they were saying they don't believe that these are evil drones. They just feel like the government knows where these drones are coming from.
He felt like the drones were coming to smell something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 1 there is no reason for he says a drone can't really see anything in the nighttime. So there is no reason to send a drone out in the nighttime unless you're in search of a person

Speaker 1 or a thing.

Speaker 1 So what I got and he thought that that was a sent. Go ahead.
I said, these are our drones tracking gamma rays linked to possible WMDs in a massive counter-terror operation.

Speaker 1 Oh, see that? Y'all got WMDs in Jersey?

Speaker 1 I don't think it's fair that Jersey gets the drones first. Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
I was unshocked by that. Why? Jersey seems like a good first place for aliens to take in this American life.

Speaker 1 I feel like... So uninteresting.
Maybe that's why. Interesting, yet uninteresting at the same time.
Yeah, yeah. I feel like we pay too much in taxes to have to deal with this first.

Speaker 1 That's a fact. And Delaware is right there.

Speaker 1 Like, if there were ever a test ground, test over there. Nobody going to Delaware.

Speaker 1 They got niggas. They got police officers.
It's so scary. They didn't put nobody on another police officer trying to shoot at the drone in Jersey.

Speaker 1 They got officers, a video of an officer trying to shoot at the drone. And

Speaker 1 you're not going to hit the drone. Then they had a meeting in Jersey with all the all the officials.
Yeah, they did. They called an emergency meeting.

Speaker 1 I would play the clip, but it's extremely long.

Speaker 1 And they they called him to the meeting to say, we don't know shit.

Speaker 1 So some of the officials left the meeting and tore their ass up.

Speaker 1 I traveled three hours to this bullshit for you to say you have no idea what this is.

Speaker 1 One of them was like, he was flying a helicopter

Speaker 1 and one of the drones, a few of the drones came up on his helicopter and He retreated because he was afraid. They asked him,

Speaker 1 they're big.

Speaker 1 Some of them are room at 36 feet. Eight feet.
Oh, these are not fucking drones.

Speaker 2 These are not drones.

Speaker 1 What are they? Tell us more. Mail.
They're UFOs.

Speaker 1 See, this is some of that shit y'all was doing while I was gone. That's not gonna.
That's not gonna.

Speaker 1 Nobody knows what it is. What is your basis?

Speaker 1 What is your basis?

Speaker 2 The fact that everybody's acting fucking stupid and every law enforcement agency is claiming, like, we don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 No, y'all motherfuckers know what it is, and you don't want to deal with masks. No, but sometimes, but male.

Speaker 1 I mean, they are UFOs, but that's male.

Speaker 1 But yeah, but sometimes the higher-ups don't communicate with local law enforcement, mail, the FBI and homeland, they're not communicating with local law enforcement.

Speaker 2 That's my point: is that they know what it is and they're not telling us because they don't, they're trying to avoid mass hysteria.

Speaker 1 Humans are so stupid that we assume that same stupidity on other entities, such as aliens. Like, I believe aliens to have better shit to do than to surveil New Jersey during the holidays.

Speaker 1 Like, what do you, what would you say these aliens are doing?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Just fucking saying on the next fucking episode of shit show Earth.
I don't know. Maybe they're fucking entertained by the fuck shit going on down here.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 There's nothing going on down here in Jersey, really.

Speaker 2 I mean, just life in general. Gotcha.

Speaker 1 And I feel like if it was really fuck shit, somebody would shoot one of them down or tail him.

Speaker 2 Didn't you say a cop tried?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, and they sent another drone.

Speaker 1 Local police sent their drone. Cops can't hit none of black people.

Speaker 1 As soon as the drone got close to that,

Speaker 1 it powered the other other drone down. So the police officer sent this drone up, and as soon as it got close, his drone fell down.

Speaker 1 They say that they do have some special features, like some Apple drones or some shit. Some shit that could just take the power away.
But it's not aliens. It's not at all.

Speaker 1 No, I don't think it's not aliens, Melissa Ford. Okay.

Speaker 1 Real quick and nigga news.

Speaker 1 Man outside of the Pentagon with a loaded gun, 14 pounds of marijuana, and a Glock switch in his underwear was arrested. Sleepwalking.

Speaker 1 This is a nigga shit.

Speaker 1 See what I I mean?

Speaker 1 Yo, he was not sleepwalking.

Speaker 1 What do these niggas do with the Pentagon? Leave the Pentagon alone. They'll fuck you up in there.

Speaker 1 They'll fuck you up. I'm telling you.
Is that breaking?

Speaker 1 Just now it happened. Like an hour ago.

Speaker 1 An hour ago. Actually, three hours ago, man outside Pentagon with a load of guns, 14 pounds of marijuana, and the Glock switch.
14 in his underwear was arrested. 14 pounds.
It's an interesting

Speaker 1 thing to carry by the Pentagon. He probably got some, it's probably some legalization message.
You know what I mean? This is the people who want to do like suicide by cop, too.

Speaker 1 There are a lot of people right now who have mental health issues that want to get taken out by the government. They want to get shot.

Speaker 1 So they go and do these things just to stand in front of the Pentagon with a Glock of do that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You die.

Speaker 1 It's part of their message. I don't know.
It's weird to me. That the people that set themselves on fire and stuff like that.
Exactly. Got it.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 I wish more people got mental health. We saw the NBA player who just jumped out of a window.

Speaker 1 What was that? Last night. Who the fuck did that?

Speaker 1 He played for the Magic. Um, I'll tell you his name.
They want to be Eric Sermon, so bad

Speaker 1 NBA player jumped out the window. Yeah, he's a European guy, though.
Um,

Speaker 1 his name is

Speaker 1 Is he alive? No, no, no, he, he, it worked. Oh, okay.
I'm sorry to hear that. His name is Janice Timmer.
Yeah, I saw that. He passed.
I didn't know that. Yeah.
That was out.

Speaker 1 They said it's an apparent suicide, but he jumped out of a window.

Speaker 1 I wanted to ask you a question. I'm sorry, pertending to NBA.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to him and his, you know, condolences to his family. How do you feel that the ratings are down in the NBA? Tremendously, Joda.

Speaker 1 How do you feel as an average sports watcher, like ratings are down, NBA is looking like a shithole?

Speaker 1 They should put better product,

Speaker 1 better product out. That's how I feel about it.
I think these stories are coming out faster than I'm used to.

Speaker 1 Like, even if the ratings are all the way down, it seems like there's intent with that story being released the way that it is.

Speaker 1 Maybe while they're negotiating for uh streaming rights or whatever's going on i don't know it's above my pay grade but it hasn't been the best product even me as a as an avid watcher of nba games i ain't watched as many as i normally watch it's it's it's almost unwatchable it's almost the golden state warriors played the mavericks i was watching the game the mavericks lost um

Speaker 1 what do they know i'm sorry golden state lost but they shot 50 from three

Speaker 1 They set an NBA record for most three points, pointers made in the game, the two teams combined.

Speaker 1 But it was unwatchable because it's just a bunch of three-pointers and dunks.

Speaker 1 And there's no mid-range basketball. There's not a lot of moving the ball.

Speaker 1 It's like playing a video game. Yeah, the NBA seems to be going through what we went through in music, where you just lose the fabric of what you were at one point.

Speaker 1 You have to deal with the evolution of it. I don't want to see teams just run up and down and shoot 53-pointers.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That ain't it. I understand that part, but when you said there's no mid-mid-range.
Mid-range play. What are you talking about? As far as defense.

Speaker 1 Field goals.

Speaker 1 From the dotted line to the three-point line, mid-range, inside of the field. Not just three-pointers, but other jump shots.
15, 20 footers. Carmelo Anthony.
Got it. Okay.
Bernard King. Got it.

Speaker 1 DeMar de Rosen. Right.
Got it. Got it.
And the reason is not just the shot, it's the fact that the kind of basketball you have to play to get those shots are different. You got to set more screens.

Speaker 1 You got to move. You got to roll.
You got to bury. You got to do a lot of basketball stuff.

Speaker 1 that makes the game the game.

Speaker 1 It's like if I'm a baseball fan, I love watching pitchers work counts. I know some people think that's boring, but for me, it's like watching a pitcher work the count.
I love that too. Right.

Speaker 1 That's what makes baseball baseball. Basketball, to me, is about screens.
It's about boxing out. It's about moving the ball.
It's about moving without the ball.

Speaker 1 You know, all those things that you don't see if you can shoot a three and then run up the court and shoot another three. And even rebounding, people don't rebound anymore in basketball.

Speaker 1 Like, I mean, the reason all these guards are getting triple doubles is not because they're such great rebounders. It's because big men.
Nobody's rebounding.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they just sit in there and wrap the court. And then, yeah, Russell Westbrook can get 15 rebounds.
And, I mean, a part of me does feel like it's good for the NBA. Good for y'all.

Speaker 1 There was that, there was a period. I don't know if that period is over.
There was a period where

Speaker 1 every non-American player was being promoted as if they were going to carry the torch post-K.D. LeBron.
You said that stuff.

Speaker 1 The Joker, Greek Freak, Luca. There's a ton of them.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 now what?

Speaker 1 Exactly. Now what?

Speaker 1 That didn't seem to pan out the way you thought.

Speaker 1 Who are you going to go to now? Women Yana? Even though I think he'll stay up. Yeah.
He'll stay up. But everybody's not that.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to find somebody somewhere to be the face of this thing. Yeah, it might be.
I mean, you know, it's interesting to look. I mean, Minnesota is not the right market.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? But to find a young American athletic player that can play, I think is going to be it. You also need more rivalry.
We need rivalries again. Player rivalries and team rivalries.

Speaker 1 It's soft.

Speaker 1 Do they take away some of the rules they implemented? Do you think that that will work? Like

Speaker 1 some of the penalties and all that stuff? I think they're tinkering. They did the in-season tournament.
I think that's tinkering. The play-in, which was tremendous.
I think they're tinkering.

Speaker 1 I do think Adam Silver's brilliant. I think he'll figure it out at some point, just not right this second.
Got you. This is tinker together.
This is a transition. This is a transition year for you.

Speaker 1 Are you going to put respect on Bronnie's name because he had 30 at LA Fitness? No, because

Speaker 1 he

Speaker 1 sold 50 million in jerseys. Yeah.
I have nothing but respect for Bronny James. Oh, bro.

Speaker 1 Except for this title.

Speaker 1 I appreciate the contribution of every member

Speaker 1 of the Lakers franchise, including the G-League. My issue is not Bronny.
You know, my issue is always like they put Bronny in an impossible position. You said that.
That's all it is.

Speaker 1 I don't have an issue with Bronny. Bronny knows how to play basketball.
I don't think he's an NBA talent right now.

Speaker 1 And and I think they're stunning his growth by making him do this. I'm watching him develop in the G-League, and that's where he belongs.

Speaker 1 But the G-League development he had would have been even better in college. I just don't think he's never been the best player on any team he's ever been on, which is weird to be an NBA draft pick.

Speaker 1 I just wanted him to develop more, but I'm happy he had 30 other. Now, I watched that game.
I watched how he played. I watched how he moved it out of the ball.
He's starting to figure it out.

Speaker 1 He's figuring out how to move downhill. He's doing all the things that I want.
He's already an elite defender. I love watching him play basketball.
Got you.

Speaker 1 I just don't think he's, I don't think he's a pro. I want to ban him from ever talking about

Speaker 1 Bronnie James. Okay.

Speaker 1 It's nothing but respect for him. It's not.
Except for respect. It's not.

Speaker 1 It's been nothing but respect. It's all due respect.
Are we done with sports? Unless there's more sports. No, no.
I don't want to step on anything. No, no, no.
I just want to.

Speaker 1 I want everybody to be loose. I haven't heard enough male.
No, I'm not. I haven't heard enough male this episode.
What? I want to ask you about Caitlin Clark. They said that she was.
It's over, buddy.

Speaker 1 It's over, buddy. Y'all did it.
Y'all did that one, too. I watched it.

Speaker 1 Okay. I watched.
Okay, all right, Joe. Man.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Joe SK back.

Speaker 1 That was on Patreon. We didn't do it on the main job.
I watched. Okay.
I watched. It's on my list.
I mean,

Speaker 1 everybody did a really great job in my absence, and I'm grateful and appreciative for

Speaker 1 you. What went wrong with that time? Nothing.
My brother. My brother.
I thought everybody was

Speaker 1 visible, seen, and heard. I thought everybody did a great job of getting their points out.
Listen, man. Listen, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because y'all do this shit where y'all paint me as a certain, a certain, some type of dick, some podcast dictator. And then the fans go along with that and be, oh, they're so loose and free.

Speaker 1 I'm like, that'll get them fired.

Speaker 1 But the job is not be loose and free when Joe leaves.

Speaker 1 That'll get him home. Y'all think y'all helping.

Speaker 1 I'm just home writing shit down.

Speaker 1 He got a whole list of the joke. Yeah, no.
Yeah, but I'm not pulling up. I'm not pulling up.
Did anybody here see Cardi being offset having money wars in Miami? So, during a breakup.

Speaker 1 They're at the strip club. They ended up at the same club.
I did not see that. He's over here.
She's over there.

Speaker 1 Pretty close. He's like right there.
They were pretty close.

Speaker 1 He's right here and she's over there. A section apart from each other.
Oh, that's too close.

Speaker 1 And then they had the money wars. Offset started throwing money over there.
She threw money back. She threw money back.
He ordered bottles. She ordered bottles.
Oh, shit. He was peeping.

Speaker 1 He was peeking at her when she was getting her. They both were peeking at each other.
As you would if you're you're ex or not ex. I don't know if they're still married or if you're in the same spot.

Speaker 1 I see that. Would any of y'all do that? Which part?

Speaker 1 The money war during a break. Yes.
Oh, yeah. That sounds like fun.
It does sound like fun. It sounds like a lot of fucking fun.
That's better than the other type of war. Yeah, word.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to be in a strip club with my ex.

Speaker 1 Would you leave?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would. What a gentleman.
I mean,

Speaker 1 anybody being a gentleman, I can't get hurt. What am I? Make her leave? No, I'm just, no, no, that's just a bad thing.
couldn't have fun. I couldn't have fun there with her there.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have the most fun with her there, nigga. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sit right here. I'm not having that fun.
You wanted this money in child support? Yeah, go pay your kids. I'm throwing all that shit in there.
I'm getting my dicks up. Yeah, right there.

Speaker 1 I'm about to keep throwing

Speaker 1 dollars around.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make you feel it. You ain't watching that.

Speaker 1 Get a load of this. That's the next step in the money war.
Yeah, fuck it. You're talking about.
Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 1 Anybody see Kodak Black at Rolling Loud, the Rolling Loud Festival? No. I missed that one.
I missed it. Yo, y'all are good.
He showed up two hours late, right? That's what you're talking about?

Speaker 1 Stumbling around. Yeah.
Didn't know the words to his shit. I just heard it was terrible.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 1 Is it over? Is it over for him? Is it over? No, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that. You just go through some shit.
But how long can you...

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna do seem over for a lot of rappers, but I would be ahead of myself to say right this second that it's over for Kodak Black.

Speaker 1 But a lot of rappers, and it's not because of y'all it's y'all situations y'all don't seem loud

Speaker 1 y'all don't seem like it's impactful right now

Speaker 1 i think with ai and the internet and the streaming everything is coming easy to a lot of these it's not the grunt is hip-hop under attack

Speaker 1 wow he's shooting wow no i wasn't wrong with that though

Speaker 1 i wasn't wrong yo there's niggas that agree with me not that asset Get the point of this.

Speaker 1 You seem to be arresting all our friends.

Speaker 1 Joe. It's all right.
If you was here, you would have helped me. I didn't say nothing.
I saw it. I loved it.
No, you did not. Thank you.
I am grateful and appreciative.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 We gotta see.

Speaker 1 We gotta see. Yo, no, we should do it.
We should do Secret Santa. We say that every year and never do it.
Facts.

Speaker 1 Parks got me a gift last year, so I'm getting him a a gift this year. That was nice.

Speaker 1 Fuck the rest of y'all. Parks love the winner.
But you promised us last year.

Speaker 1 I don't care.

Speaker 1 I make promises to break them.

Speaker 1 I make promises to break them. I want my cologne, nigga.
If we're not all gonna do it, then don't look for me to come in. I'm a great gift giver.
Don't look to me to come lace some shit.

Speaker 1 Park set the ball too high, nigga. He bought you a DJ.
He smoked that shit. He did.
He absolutely smoked that shit. Come on.
You can do something. Of course, but what else?

Speaker 1 Do you get somebody that can get something to get everything? Oh, yeah, we got. That's what the bitches keep saying.

Speaker 1 That's what all of us have. What else? Somebody that has everything.
Get him a nice hoodie. Girl.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about that. Yeah.
Get him an ish hoodie. Some kicks.
No, I'm not getting no ish shit. But

Speaker 1 my brother ish. She got it already.
I didn't know that. I actually got it.
I was looking at Neiman. Yeah, I was hate.

Speaker 1 She slipped that way, too. That was a smooth.
Facts. What'd she say?

Speaker 2 I said, get him an ish hoodie. I didn't know if he'd actually gotten it.

Speaker 1 She said she didn't get a ish hoodie.

Speaker 2 I did not.

Speaker 1 I don't think you ever get one if you're not paying for it. After you scam niggas for the hundred dollars on the ish, they let that go.
Or the kick. camera.
Neither are you.

Speaker 1 I'm neither fucking you. I did like that segment where y'all pressed mail is just about, yo, why you be lying so much?

Speaker 1 Like, that's the one I wanted y'all to hold. It's like, yo, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 Why do you be lying so much? Like, you don't even have to do it.

Speaker 1 No. She acts like she was down with Mark about the train station, saying that Penny station was further than Newark station.
Maybe she'd been to Newark. I thought.
Yo, Mark, stop.

Speaker 1 No, Mel announced the end of her podcast. It just started.
It's not. Stop it.
So season one. Stop it.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 2 Season one. And don't, yeah, don't join forces with that little bitch ass.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 This is original for me. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I sent out a tweet.

Speaker 2 I sent out a tweet that said that season one is coming to a close so that... That shit new shit.

Speaker 1 This is original for me. That's my new love.
I couldn't smell that. I didn't hear nobody else saying that.
It was original for me. I didn't know what to do.
You got some shady shit going on. Tell me.

Speaker 1 I'm down with you.

Speaker 1 All right, I'll back off. People acting like, oh, Epic Fail.

Speaker 2 Fuck you. I'm getting a set built, bitch.

Speaker 1 I need some time. There was some YouTube.
This was a shit. I thought you wasn't going to shoot, Mel.

Speaker 1 Huh? I thought you wasn't going to shoot at nobody. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 She mad about you.

Speaker 1 Show Joe the video you made that you didn't put out. Just show up.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. What? She said, I'm not going to shoot.
She made a clapback video. Show, you're going to laugh.
She look crap.

Speaker 1 She look nuts. Like Harry and Titan.

Speaker 1 This is shut up, you little bitch. It's bad.
It's bad.

Speaker 1 Yo. Because Mel ain't built to do the clapping back.
It's all right. We got this to go.
No, you got to see the video, Joe. Listen.
Now, I'll see.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you old as hell.

Speaker 1 Why is he so old? I love Mel. It's all right, Bel.
We got it. All right, we're back on.

Speaker 2 Look at how long it took me to figure out how to do this.

Speaker 1 We're back on.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. No, that was fun.
Listen, I laugh at seasonal podcasts.

Speaker 1 Joe.

Speaker 1 I think that's funny. How about this? I think it's brilliant.
Interesting concept. I think it's brilliant.
Y'all niggas be cooking. I'm archaic.
Keep talking about something on your

Speaker 1 body.

Speaker 1 The nigga that's killing. A little season one, hit him with 10 and then go live life.

Speaker 1 Shit. Look at the nigga that's killing the game.
Look, look at the compliments he gets, nigga. Fuck out of here, nigga.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 You laugh at seasonal. Shut up, nigga.
Right. I think seasonal.
Stop it, nigga. The sarcasm is on your chest.
Yeah, little 10 episodes. Yeah, 10 episodes.
He said, You stop now? At 10?

Speaker 1 Why not step at five?

Speaker 1 And they think

Speaker 1 they be making an announcement like there's so much on their plate.

Speaker 1 Oh, this season's coming to a close.

Speaker 1 What a ride we've been on. Whoa.
Why are you a fucking mum? We've been in great awkwardness.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you record five episodes in one week.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 But I know what I mean. No, no, no.
Shout out to Mel.

Speaker 1 She came in there.

Speaker 2 And you know what? Fuck you for joining in because you know

Speaker 1 what's going on behind this. Yeah, that's me and you, though.
I can't say it publicly. No, Mel's, Mel's working.
Yeah, she's going through some shit. I can vouch for that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she scammed another one.

Speaker 1 I know, too.

Speaker 1 Big Mel.

Speaker 1 She don't play with that. She got another one.
I don't know what she be telling these people.

Speaker 1 You. I'm going to get you to.
Don't worry, Joe. Honest.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, Joe's going to see it and bring you you on the phone.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 1 Melby using her clown on the music. Melby getting her shit.
She was a relationship. I can get you to speak to Joe.

Speaker 1 Nigga said in episode 10, I didn't speak to Joe yet.

Speaker 1 I love this lady, son. She's a legend, to be sure.
That Mel got off that woman's health shit, too.

Speaker 1 She got off that woman's health shit. Enough about women's pussies.
Let's get to. Let's bring some of my Dixon friends up in this piece.
Talk about the good old days. I like it.
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are they talking about?

Speaker 1 What else?

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? I don't know if I have too much else that I care about. And I don't care about none of this shit, really.

Speaker 1 How supportive has Sade

Speaker 1 been with your current vacation?

Speaker 1 Everything.

Speaker 1 That's my baby, my life, my world. All the love in the world to her.
Extremely supportive.

Speaker 1 You can do the marriage.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you married.

Speaker 1 She is a kind of of a mother. I'm married already.
I keep telling y'all this long distance shit don't mean nothing. She is the FBI.

Speaker 1 Forensics on bitches on the internet. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, very supportive. I appreciate her.
Thank you. All that.

Speaker 1 It was great. Were you a little, were you a little, because you, you know, you spoke to Mama Love.
Were you a little in your Joe mood? Because I know it takes a while for somebody to get through that.

Speaker 1 Meaning, like,

Speaker 1 it happened. Were you forthcoming or you didn't feel like speaking? Did you go into, I don't want to speak right now? Let me know.
No, I was fine. Okay.

Speaker 1 She's seen me sleepwalk.

Speaker 1 He kept telling me you were fine, too. I was told

Speaker 1 he's fine. Yo, outside of having to deal with all that's come from

Speaker 1 what took place, I am all right. Like my mental health, I've been happy.
I've been, it's been fine. But that is,

Speaker 1 it's some real Joe, real shit to have to deal with. Right? Like, all right, let's get to the bottom of sleepwalking now.
And how do you rectify this? Do you put a lock?

Speaker 1 Do you put a lot lock yourself in? You gotta be childproof. And, yeah.
Do you? Yeah. Basically.
Honestly, like, I've never had to even.

Speaker 1 Even when I sleepwalk. And the Ian's fucking bad.
I didn't leave saying,

Speaker 1 well, how do I fix that? Right. No, honestly.
Ian said that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 No, Boyd.

Speaker 1 A dog collar. That's what you think.

Speaker 1 just think that's some wild shit to have to. But such is life.
Life is going to life.

Speaker 1 Like I said, I'm pretty resilient. I'm pretty resilient, and I got the greatest God in the world.

Speaker 1 You can't catch a break, dude.

Speaker 1 You can't catch a break. He's got some breaks.
I don't look at it like that.

Speaker 1 I don't look at it like that at all. Gotcha.
I don't look at it like that at all. Maybe it's me.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 I feel like every time God...

Speaker 1 Every time God

Speaker 1 is about to put me through like some life-changing shit, he throw a little test my way.

Speaker 1 And how do you go about that? Like you say you ready for the position that you say you ready for and to be in that, handle this one and let's see. Because this could go right or left.

Speaker 1 So I feel like this is one of those. Like there's some shit to deal with before God preps me for whatever that next step and next level is.
So that's how I look at it. I'm pretty positive.

Speaker 1 That's good perspective. Pretty positive.
That's a good perspective, yeah. I'm not so negative all the time.
We We wish we would have heard that from you on the phone, nigga. Fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 That nigga's all worried, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fuck you, man. Well, listen, I thought I was coming back to tell a long, big story and all that, but it ain't about me.
It ain't about me.

Speaker 1 I'm glad y'all held it down, gave me some time to go do what I needed to do on the side.

Speaker 1 See a bunch of doctors and shit.

Speaker 1 That's good. I'm happy.
Other than that, I'm cool. I'm cool, man.
You fucking sleepwalk. Sleepwalk.
It's a thing. It's a thing.
It is. It is.
I looked it up.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, none of y'all don't sleepwalk somewhere you ain't supposed to go. No.

Speaker 1 Pop's not. You and Pop spoke? Yeah.
Okay, he's cool. He's not mad at you, though, is he? No.
Okay. No, he ain't mad at me.
No.

Speaker 1 You said him and mom was going at it for him, and I'll probably put in the money. Shocker to my parents to have to learn that your kid sleepwalks sometimes.
I can see how that would be a thing.

Speaker 1 That would terrify me for them. That would scare the hell out of me.

Speaker 2 Do you know when the first instance of you doing it was?

Speaker 1 Good question, man. Were you like a kid?

Speaker 1 No, for me, the first first time was that Ian story in Miami. Oh.

Speaker 1 But that might have been the first time that there was a witness there to tell me. Because if he's not there to tell me, I wouldn't even believe that.

Speaker 2 Wow. Do you find? Okay, I was going to ask, do you find your way back to your bed? So that.

Speaker 1 No. So, okay.

Speaker 2 Well, I feel like that would be.

Speaker 1 That would be a giveaway.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So then that probably was the first time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 the human mind is tricky, right? Like the morning that I sleptwalk, I did wake up on my couch naked. And when I woke up, on a couch that I don't normally go to.

Speaker 1 So when I woke up, I was like, hmm, odd, but maybe long night. Maybe.
Right. You think just maybe a long night.
I didn't think I sleptwalk somewhere and ended up on the couch. Like that's not nah.

Speaker 1 Right. But if you ended up like on the lawn or on the porch, you'd be like, no, that's different.
Right.

Speaker 1 Now that's different. And that's a crime.

Speaker 1 And that's a crime. Which is, got you.
So. Which is dangerous.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're black in america so

Speaker 1 you don't want to give people reason to shoot you right

Speaker 1 you don't want to give people reason to say that you are a threat or some type of predator or any paint you any way that you are not so they could be justified and you know i mean doing what they already want to do yeah like i feel i do feel like there's some people that's trying to george zimmerman me

Speaker 1 like i do feel like that

Speaker 1 But we have examples of that being the case for black people in this country sometimes. So

Speaker 1 you see certain traps if you're lucky.

Speaker 1 It's unfortunate. Yeah.
But it is a thing. Like we still, nigga.

Speaker 1 I mean, shout out to your positive outlook on it, man. Shout out.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Shout out to you.
Motivational.

Speaker 1 Motivational. Whatever, whoever you spoke to, whatever.

Speaker 1 It's motivational to me, man. That shit would have fucked me up.
Just mentally, like, just going through my thoughts. And the way you handle it, you know, I just, I like it.

Speaker 1 Just hearing from you makes me feel much better. All right, well, good.
Yeah. Good.
And I appreciate the concern. Yeah, salute.

Speaker 1 So forth and so on.

Speaker 1 All right. So y'all didn't care about the Secret Santa idea? I'm done.
I'm down. I suggested it last year.
She did. Back to white people during

Speaker 1 Christmas shopping.

Speaker 1 The white people going, they going into liquor stores buying bottles of wine and asking the liquor store to gift wrap it. I've seen it.
Oh, yeah. That's a thing.
Yeah, that's a thing. That's a thing.

Speaker 1 That's a thing. Man, that liquor store by me kicked them white people.

Speaker 1 No, we do not do gift wrapping. You take all of these bottles and get the fuck out.
Damn,

Speaker 1 it's a little bag. No, they tried to buy a lot of bottles.

Speaker 1 That's all a white person in Nordstrom tell a person, oh, she can watch my dog.

Speaker 1 Wow. Watch my dog real quick.

Speaker 1 White people. What's your face? I would never.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Somebody might steal her.

Speaker 1 I heard that. Yeah, no.
Nobody wants Daisy, man.

Speaker 2 Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 1 Nobody wants you. Yes, they do.
Okay.

Speaker 2 She almost got stolen one time when I was walking her.

Speaker 1 You told that story, mad time. Nigga, you almost got stolen one time.
Why are you looking for a walk? When you were in your little dog walking outfits in the park.

Speaker 1 I'm cool. Travis Hunter, I wish you well.

Speaker 1 You and her. Who else? Hole, thoughts and prayer.
Thoughts and prayers to this whole list.

Speaker 1 I'm totally cool. Is there something that you guys would like to share that the boss has suppressed you from doing? So,

Speaker 1 or

Speaker 1 you want to open up like a loose and free segment

Speaker 1 where we share something from our personal lives or experience? Please.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 I think we got it off while you were gone.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We had our phone.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They knew it was going to come to an end at this point right here.

Speaker 1 I seen her. I see you.
She got away with me.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 It looks like she was having a blast.

Speaker 1 She was Savannah. Oh, my.
Savannah. Yes.
Savannah. Go ahead.
It's cool.

Speaker 1 Okay. So, with that being said, we can do sleepers.
Mark has a heart out.

Speaker 1 So let's let him get his first sleeper. My sleeper is,

Speaker 1 I realize now we can go old school. So, I wanted to,

Speaker 1 since we're up here in Queens,

Speaker 1 I'm going with one of my favorite MCs from Queens and one of my favorite hip-hop love songs of all time.

Speaker 1 A couple bars by Homeboy Sammy.

Speaker 1 Yo, why you return my text message, yo?

Speaker 1 Don't you stop being such an ice queen? You supposed to be sweet to me.

Speaker 1 I'm getting texts. I'm like, oh, is that her? Oh, it's not her.
Oh, is that her? Oh, it's not her. She's

Speaker 1 four days in it. Shit, I'm trying to concentrate.

Speaker 1 I had a dream about you. It was bugged.
Soon as I woke, I wrote it out. So I could roll it out before you like a red carpet.
Not a carpet color, red, a carpet made out of the color itself.

Speaker 1 Every strand was rolled by summer itself. Let me be as helpful to you as San is Elf.
I'm rocking wedding bells away and ringing my utility belt. I ain't trying to gasp.

Speaker 1 You know, you ain't trying to belch. Make waffles that are belching.
Do my best. It's for your breakfast breakfast in bed.
Breathe my breath upon your breast, assist, and legs.

Speaker 1 Baby, run for press, I'll hope. I'm feelings from the feelings you evoke.
Okey-doky, you can open up my nose. I'll never put you second for a second.
You're no Robinson canoe.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you're in the sports, but I am hoping so. I noticed you're a glowing indigo.
It would be an honor just to roll with you. Let's make the honor roll.

Speaker 1 I'll run atop a rainbow and I'll snatch a pot of gold. I'll dump the gold and use the pot to make you fly the nose.
I won't even pot a rose for you. I'll pot a growth.
I ain't even got a home for you.

Speaker 1 I got a globe. Solar system doesn't even got a lot of those.
I'm your prince, princess, you ain't gotta kiss a lot of toes. Genuine article, wish it was your articles and clothes.

Speaker 1 Just a particle of cotton on your cones. That'd be the most wonderful destiny ever.
Only possibility, possibly better than being a stitch on your sweater, is being human and me and you together.

Speaker 1 Forever, endeavour, endeavor, endeavour, endeavor, endeavor, endeavour.

Speaker 1 Now whatever is it true? I prefer now, but whatever's good with you, that'll do. We could date until the dot.
Give a date when the baby do.

Speaker 1 I could call you honey, sugar, darling, sweetie, baby boo you're so hot sue me for being a hot pursuit when the situation's opportune I'm a proper troop I step up to the front I don't front though I've got you under my skin nothing fungal perpetually I keep it on the humble I ain't on the hunt I'm only trying to hump I be a monkey's uncle I pray you don't mistake yourself for prey or me for lame and trying to pick some game to try to get some play

Speaker 1 that it'd be a shame Next time I see you, I am definitely gonna shave. So then I'm doing push-ups, trying to get in better shape and taking in some sun to try and tan my skin a couple shades.

Speaker 1 Just be a couple, babe. Let me keep you company.
Let me in the door so I can make sure that you're living comfortably. I could practically guarantee that I'm your cup of tea.

Speaker 1 Follow my lead and take this loaded magazine and cover me.

Speaker 1 That's all I gotta say, at least for now. If you allow, I say it every single hour.
I'm not even single now. And my heart and mind were already a duo.

Speaker 1 I already switched from acting singular to acting plural. If I painted, I'd have painted you a mural.
If I worked in Subway, my future mate, I would have made a hero.

Speaker 1 To celebrate the miracle, you all, but I'm a hype because I'm a writer with a couple bars.

Speaker 1 Work.

Speaker 1 So show me some love, yo. Can I get a shout out? A simple conversation.
We can take a walk, and after that, if you don't want to chill, we won't chill no further, and I won't even sweat you.

Speaker 1 But thanks for inspiring a high record either way, peace.

Speaker 1 That's homeboy Sam Man, couple bars.

Speaker 1 That's my shit, man.

Speaker 1 That shit is fine.

Speaker 1 I guess I'll go second. Everybody else seems to be wrapped up in their phones and whatnot.
Oh, Oh, damn.

Speaker 1 Damn. I'm going to go fashion and little Vic.

Speaker 1 This is Capo.

Speaker 1 Must I remind you it's me?

Speaker 1 Sean.

Speaker 1 Capital nigga. I just left the convo with the consiglia in the capo.
It's smelling like a Miliano, my Siciliano. Chin chill is dragging on the concrete.

Speaker 1 You smell the dawn, Peppy Don when the dawn speaks Building with the arena's bottom arena Do a favor for me, I bring you a finger Yeah, Muliano named Santiago, I'm about to dollar pop up Let's get this motherfucking parmigiano From New Jerusalem to Grizzly City politics We getting busy, gotta acknowledge it Shields App University, my scholarship I got my doctorate in dirty dollars Affiliated with real crooks from Dakota to Millbrook, Barn Street, Buckler Park, I hustle hard not just for the money, but for the art.

Speaker 1 I threw a bunch of darts before I hit the bulls eye Millionaires, Mowtai, far cry From my days of slang and ice Bragging and banging rights, hanging with AL likes Telling a hater to take a hike Take a flight for I take advice Henny my favorite vice

Speaker 1 Never met a hoe I would make a wife Dime in blood to hate Seuss for the sake of Christ

Speaker 1 I made money that made it twice

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I got a lot of Jewish homeboys that understood. Going be a good boy, I end the bloody in the hood.
For ya, I am Ray Donovan, dirty to Hollywood. Lawyer, tell that good girl next door.

Speaker 1 I'm Ollie Good, for your paranoia.

Speaker 1 Never bring me better oysters in a better moisture. My head para stroker, showstop a boat docker.
High school had no locker. So opera MCs trying to snatch him a flow, Oscar.

Speaker 1 Crash bandicoot in the fast candy coop Ask Sammy, he gon' tell you that my family shoot on the task cam. I used to trash candies loose.
The last man standing on his Afghani suit

Speaker 1 The sky was light blue, I blew him right and through it. Mike Druid, no 16, I might just hike it.
Cruise past the feds, body in a white buwick.

Speaker 1 Downpour, only hell, outlawed Josie Wells, boxing out of South Poor. Scalp me off of ponytails.
Holy crail, Guinness talking big bomb boom. Show me weapons like Kim Jong-un.

Speaker 1 You're just just a rim job goon, some sort of heathen who peaks and slaughter season. And each recorded heater with speech from Jordan Peterson.
Sheesh, the bloodthirst make me bust first.

Speaker 1 Like Adam caught in Eve on the floor of Eden. Can't ignore the demon.

Speaker 1 Special little Vic capital. That was fine.
That's dope. That was dope.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Vic. We did the beat and was the other MC on it.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, listen.

Speaker 1 I'm going to the Bronx.

Speaker 1 One of my favorite people right now.

Speaker 1 Connie Diamond, featuring Don Q, Make Amends.

Speaker 1 Make the money, I ain't in the making friends. They were saying, fuck me, now they wanna make amends.
It's a gathering, let the gangsters and players in. And the bad bitches that bring it on paper in.

Speaker 1 You can find me wherever you find the money at. My head is in a field full of green like running backs.
I touch down, delivery clean, a hundred tack. They yay-yo said something to me, no money back.

Speaker 1 But we ain't sipping no waiquis, shit. Just a pre-roll of of smoke and hot still I V step in that bitch.
Every day my drip look like Easter, still won't miss. And I'm charging niggas tax on features.

Speaker 1 I don't gangbang, but I be with cuz like Speeder, hella rich. And I'll still be in a trap like beeper's bitch.
If I ever catch a charge, I'll plead the fifth. You be in the ER if I need to lift.

Speaker 1 Rather kill him with punchlines. Barb in the weave when they think they could touch mine.
Niggas start to biting when you tell them it's crunch time.

Speaker 1 Diamond and the bully, I was skipping the runch line. I'm on that nigga.
I'm the type of player that'll pick up a bitch with another bitch and had them both tongue kissing a dick.

Speaker 1 Love my shooter cause he always coming cool with the clips. Watch a move where he gon' have you running spritz and shit.
Might pour eight to the face.

Speaker 1 My homie came home from a body cause them people ain't have a trace for a case. Watch how he movin', I can tell a snake by his taste.
Hit up the view, and I have my little ones wait by your weight.

Speaker 1 Middle of the jungle, I let my jewelry floss out. Those bitches tryna come through nowadays, but they lost out.
Shorty, I'm tryna fuck you, let them feelin's get tossed out.

Speaker 1 Her hair on like a Rapunzel, and I'm pulling it all out. They tried to replace it, but they just copied and pay hot.
I had to get low, I only played a block on the cake lock.

Speaker 1 Plus my face price known by every cop in the state hop. And what they make in the year, I go and drop in the bricks.
Bitch, make the money, I ain't in the making friends.

Speaker 1 They were saying, Fuck me, I didn't wanna make a man.

Speaker 1 It's a gathering left against us and playing.

Speaker 1 And the bad bitches that really don't pick that bitch. Naked a money, I ain't in the making friends.
They were saying, Fuck me, I didn't wanna make a man.

Speaker 1 And the bad bitches that really don't pick that.

Speaker 1 That's Connie Diamond and Donald Q Make Amends.

Speaker 1 Big Mill.

Speaker 1 What are you playing for us today? I am going to play.

Speaker 2 Oh, Jesus. Take the wheel.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 It's called Stay Down by Rose Gold featuring Lake.

Speaker 1 Okay. Stay down.

Speaker 1 Some days I lose my focus.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I lose my mind.

Speaker 1 And I can't seem to put down my telephone

Speaker 1 more than half the time.

Speaker 1 Why am I so addicted to this potion?

Speaker 1 Why am I so addicted?

Speaker 1 Why am I so addicted to your bullshit?

Speaker 1 Why

Speaker 1 stay focused?

Speaker 1 Everything should shine like

Speaker 1 that.

Speaker 1 But you can tell I need

Speaker 1 my my mind

Speaker 1 and speaking out.

Speaker 1 Stay down, stay down.

Speaker 1 Give your mouth

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 get out.

Speaker 1 Some days I lose my moment.

Speaker 1 Then I jump back

Speaker 1 in.

Speaker 1 And I can't explain explain

Speaker 1 why.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I'm going crazy.

Speaker 1 Stay down, stay down.

Speaker 1 Alright, Baby, I hope you're getting this. You know, I'm not going to add texting, so I'm just making a call.
Your mother's not feeling well. She was taken to the Sinai today.
She called an ambulance.

Speaker 1 She was at home.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 your sister seemed to have been sick again, and it upset her. And so I think maybe maybe you need to give me a call so that I can fill you in on what's going on.

Speaker 1 Okay?

Speaker 1 Bye-bye.

Speaker 1 I'm tired of playing for that because I miss you.

Speaker 1 Don't call me back. So I just keep declining.

Speaker 1 And then I'll call you back.

Speaker 1 Cause you decline me.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 That is Rose Gold and like stay down and some people on her voicemail.

Speaker 1 It was a vibe though. It was a vibe, though.
I fucked with it.

Speaker 1 All right, all right. I found this little tune.

Speaker 1 I don't know who the fuck he is. It's my first time hearing him.

Speaker 1 But he was flowing. So I'm going with a record by a gentleman named County Boy Solo.
Okay. With a K.

Speaker 1 It's an old record.

Speaker 1 It was new to me. And this record is called Identity Crisis.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 I get a door, ready to go. No, you niggas spit off the floor.
I'm here for the door, so get on the floor. I ain't stressing none of you more.
Bank account be adding up.

Speaker 1 Don't respond to no subliminal, just you go at a word. We done heard all of the fairy tales.
You niggas trapped enough and backing up. She had to slow.
She bagging up, so bagging up.

Speaker 1 I wanna be recognized with the grace. I ain't leaving until I'm eating.
My mama says, say your grace, I just needed a change of base. I had to tap into my ability.

Speaker 1 Subconscious by my style in comparison, she would kill it.

Speaker 1 The stop of you gettin' real to me. Crazy niggas can't touch me, but still the people be feeling me.
Whoa,

Speaker 1 I'm doubting all negativity. Flip the beat ride, block it.
I'm styling with my agility.

Speaker 1 I defeat it, ain't no secret. I've been chosen.
Rest in peace to all the opps. I wish that they can switch records.

Speaker 1 I don't want the baddest, but you fattest shit or titties, but running up that bag of shit. I'm married to a wheel.

Speaker 1 Keep it moving, niggas got tools who build up aggression. We ain't acting, niggas is crashing, need more than progressive.
Learned a hell of a lesson, such a hell of a message.

Speaker 1 And if you survive and count your blessings, don't confess it. Talkin', we gon' pull up and you see what that talkin' is really about.

Speaker 1 Word of my mama, ain't where that word am I fuck with that shit you heard about. Running the game, I run up.
Feeling like I'm at the summit now. Bitch, I'm a star, like when the sun is down.

Speaker 1 None of you niggas dirt the crown. I used to dream a hundred thousand.
Nice billions when I close my eyes. Always on the grind.
When I get it, won't be no surprise. This shit, no disguise.

Speaker 1 All white when a nigga feel divine. Please don't get me started.
You won't make it to the finish line.

Speaker 1 Love it though. Focus on the cream.
So one time for that nigga Max. So I've been handing niggas L's like it's patso.
Peter balance and the taxo. I'm milking everything still on that though.

Speaker 1 Designing my topos. Be your bitch to backstroke.
Say you fucking fucking with me, nigga, you ain't really that close. Used to call me Lolos, now they call me Solo.

Speaker 1 First name call us would have thought I was a cholo. Hide the peep, it ain't no secret, I've been chosen.
Earth the piece to all the odds, I wish that they can switch record.

Speaker 1 I don't want the madness, bitch, you fattest shit or titty spoken. Running up that baggage shit, I'm married to a weirdo.

Speaker 1 Go that niggas next like they were the Elliott. None of your music is my personal preference.

Speaker 1 All you niggas workers probably need a reference. I'm a boss, don't shit without my blessing.
Spy whenever I text her, that's your bitch. I ain't worried that this fucker, you can love her.

Speaker 1 I won't take it, don't get in stirrups.

Speaker 1 It's getting a little blurry. Get into it, call it shooter, throwing bullets, calling her.
I be grinding till it's early. I'm on point like Bobby Hurley.
Stop the reaching. Got a chick so dick.

Speaker 1 She runnin' in the creek. That's fuck a feature.
I don't even gotta say that to the future. Won't misleasia.
I'm the truth. I'm killing rapper for my each.

Speaker 1 Swear you niggas do it. You don't do enough.

Speaker 1 All you niggas act, the snow and the bluff. Quit when it's tough, you run when it's rough.
Identity crisis, you did it your puff. I'm doing the clutch, better score.

Speaker 1 Doing niggas dirty, never do chores. Better than before, honor to the Lord.
Pin is mighty than sword. Pin is truly yours.

Speaker 1 That's brand new old music.

Speaker 1 Hey, lucky. I ain't find this beat when I was rapping.
Boy, I'd have tore you niggas' asses up. Brand new old music from County Boy Solo.

Speaker 1 That record is called Identity Crisis. Shout out to him.
That beat is hard. What's up? And he flowed.
He flowed over.

Speaker 1 Go ahead now.

Speaker 1 All right, man.

Speaker 1 Little throwback episode. I like it over here, man.
Yeah, man. I like it over here.

Speaker 1 Like, I remember. I remember now.
Yeah, a lot of history was made, right? I'm a legend in this building. You shit me? This is like fucking Kobe seeing the garden, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fuck is you talking about? When I see this place, are you shitting me and all that didn't hear? Stop playing with me, man. Anyway, anyway.

Speaker 1 Marcus Ish now. Yeah.
Marcus Ish in the movie.

Speaker 1 Big ish, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? A little late-ish. That's my man.

Speaker 1 Anytime we want to do that. Him and fucking Ice.

Speaker 1 Pulled the newer boy Roper Dope on him.

Speaker 1 MVP, nigga. Most valuable player.
Yo, why you just be making up shit? Who me? Yeah. No, I'm not.
I told you. I fucking, yo, Ice come in, ish come to the Patreon because this shit is a little smaller.

Speaker 1 And then Ice called out sick, and then we hit you back, but you booked you, you had something to do now. Yo, but I said, but that's not what happened.

Speaker 1 I said, Yo, let me know if you want me moving around. Ian said, No,

Speaker 1 we didn't want you to because ice didn't call out sick. Then you hit your man, Newark boy.
Hey,

Speaker 1 hey, yo, hit that sciatica.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, dog, hit that sciatica.

Speaker 1 Some line you can't say nothing about. Yo, push the sciatica.
You can't say that. You nigga ain't had sciatica for two weeks.
Yo, dog. Now, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 Push the sciatica button, dog. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you knew it, you Newark boys, boy. Yeah, what do I got to do?

Speaker 1 He said it was bothering him after the last part. Huh? What? I said it was bothering him after the last part when he was.
Flips a good friend. But what do I got to do with that?

Speaker 1 He said it was bothering him. He said, Yo, I'm not.
That's the part I want to know. What do I got to do with that? Yeah, he was talking about getting some acupuncture or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're right. He's crazy as fuck to win.
Yo, you crazy.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, you got a lot of critiques about us, too, nigga. That's not true.
I didn't have not a one. Duke, Jones, show what you did.

Speaker 1 I'm super appreciative and grateful for the job everybody did while I was gone. Thank you for holding it it down.

Speaker 1 They're making faces. Him up is being attacked.
No, man.

Speaker 1 But I don't know why. I don't know either.
I have no idea why.

Speaker 1 He has been super

Speaker 2 appreciative.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 2 how does it go?

Speaker 1 I'm very grateful and appreciative for the job that each member did in my absence. I am.
I don't know why they think that's a game. What was the topic? What did y'all think?

Speaker 1 I'd be watching and wanting it to fail.

Speaker 1 Tell me nobody here thinks that. Nobody thinks that.
And everybody out there knows. I've announced it for years.
My dream is for this part to happen and me not be here. You said that before.

Speaker 1 That's a dream of mine.

Speaker 1 But you also. In the past, I felt like if I couldn't make it, then we had to cancel.
I don't feel like that today. So now, okay.
But you also. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 Corona applause. Look at the man that's going to be a secret.
Get the applause. I don't feel like that.
I big enough. Look at the man that was job and secure.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He had security. Listen.

Speaker 1 That's not what the nigga said. He also stated that he was mumbling shit.
You got a lot of shit off, but y'all got a lot of bullshit on. I didn't say bullshit.
I said a lot of takes.

Speaker 1 What was your favorite topic? He said what it was. It was.

Speaker 1 He said one of them. I got a light as male lie.

Speaker 1 Oh, you wanted to be here for that?

Speaker 1 That was the one. And we still let her live.
I got about five male lives that we ain't get to.

Speaker 1 Male just be lying about this. I don't know.
That's my girl. That's my girl.
I don't give a fuck what what they say. Fuck what they talk about lying, nigga.
We listen and we don't judge.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all played that game over.

Speaker 1 No, no, babe. No, round the fuck.
Anybody. No, dead ass, yo.

Speaker 1 No, deadass. The job everyone did.

Speaker 1 I'm so appreciative. They played that game horribly wrong.

Speaker 1 It's cool. I mean, it's cool.
It's cool. It's cool.
But we'll get a lot of fun because it's just Mel. She's the only one that gets it.
Everybody, you want to get out of here? Everybody in real lives.

Speaker 1 Everybody was a lot looser and freer while I was gone. Why do do you think that is?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, bro. I don't know.
Yo, I got a sleeper. Y'all know I get a sleeper.

Speaker 1 This nigga walked in to want to play a sleeper.

Speaker 1 What you want to hear me do on the board?

Speaker 1 Can I get a sleeper? Hell, nigga. You got here at fucking four o'clock.
Give me a second. I did get here at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 Fucking sleeper. You're a legend.

Speaker 1 Get out of here, buddy. Hell no.

Speaker 1 Hell no, you're gonna go damn sleeper.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 All right, man.

Speaker 1 What's this?

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 you know the brain.

Speaker 1 Who joints is these? Yo, why you act like you never recorded in Queens?

Speaker 1 You part of the fabric. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 Don't do that. You part of the fabric a little bit.
That's why I was mad. You ain't spoiled that move.

Speaker 1 One of them was that. One of them had to be here.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. I was following instructions.
Nah, I don't give a fuck what you're talking about, nigga.

Speaker 1 One of y'all should have been here on the. Come on, you know what I mean? I'm agreeing with you.
I'm following. We did it in here.
I'm following.

Speaker 1 Hey, we can see like the A-B, the ish when you got here, and ish.

Speaker 1 I'm following instructions. And I'm in here with niggas that ain't did it here.
They didn't play in this arena. Like, Flip is great, Mel is great.
Mark is great. Awesome.

Speaker 1 One of you niggas that played in the garden.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Coach say. It's cool.
Don't worry about it. I'm back.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 It's fine.

Speaker 1 Listen, man. Oh, y'all want to do y'all outro y'all was doing? No.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to do y'all outro y'all was doing?

Speaker 1 Actually.

Speaker 1 I seen the outro y'all was doing.

Speaker 1 Butcher the Lapo.

Speaker 1 Mel is who I got beef with on the last one. Why? Yeah.
The pretty girls

Speaker 1 don't go, they don't go out much.

Speaker 1 The stagnant stagnant bitches you bitches are stagnant

Speaker 1 Y'all did a lot of mocking of me out here

Speaker 1 when I get y'all on Patreon board

Speaker 1 Mocking of you

Speaker 1 think you think Flip held it down on the prize,

Speaker 1 brought to you by Power by a Few by Price Picks? No, I think it's. Do you think Flip held it down?

Speaker 1 It was just a.

Speaker 1 He had to put some flip on it. You seen the face he was making? He had to put some flip on it.
Status.

Speaker 1 I did speak to you behind the stick. Did Frank Lucas allow that shit?

Speaker 1 I'm just asking. Everybody seen Blue Magic? My homeboy was doing that shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, that's fine. That's fine.
CEO of General Mills of the Coke.

Speaker 1 This nigga was in here.

Speaker 1 He putting his own stick on the coat.

Speaker 1 That nigga was putting some webbing nitty stick on the coat. I was traumatized.
I thought I'm 21 again.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Listen, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows, especially me.
Especially me. Please keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, guitars, nigga. Ya rock.

Speaker 1 Ya rock.

Speaker 1 We bid you a due farewell. Adios to Reba Dirchi, Osta, La Vista, Arvoir, or simple et nod will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.

Speaker 1 So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And until the next time,

Speaker 1 until the next time, man, y'all are down. Oh,

Speaker 1 oh, white soul on the bridge.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 Icho.

Speaker 1 Is there any take anybody want to get off? Please don't feel like I'm stepping on anything.

Speaker 1 Uh, Mel, hell, you good? I'm good. You good? You good?

Speaker 1 All right, right, Parks, how about you? I'm chilling. I'm chilling.

Speaker 1 Hey, you niggas got chemistry when I'm with you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna fuck Parks up. You gotta get shit lit.
Don't check it.

Speaker 1 Are you crazy? Dumb. That shit is very funny.

Speaker 1 You ain't gotta seen it. You an idiot.

Speaker 1 They dancing, huh?

Speaker 1 These niggas got up and danced. I got up and be like, yo, dog, it's smiling at night.

Speaker 1 If all I had to do was play Sean Paul, I got something for you niggas. And still got Christmas bonuses.
Come on. Come on.
Talk about it now. Talk about it.
This shit hit this.

Speaker 1 Hit your Christmas bonus.

Speaker 1 That nigga is a lot old.

Speaker 1 Christmas bonus sign. Gave Martha a Christmas bonus.
Hey, buddy.

Speaker 1 That shit had you. Shout out to you, man.
No, don't.

Speaker 1 Don't.

Speaker 1 Don't.

Speaker 1 it's. Yo, happy to be back, man.
Hopefully, y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Please, please, please, please keep Joseph Anthony Button Jr.
in your prayers,

Speaker 1 as well as my co-hosts.

Speaker 1 And we're going.

Speaker 1 Where would you be without the JBP?