Episode 785 | "I Appreciate The Contribution of Every Member…"

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Very critical. Welcome back.
Thank you. Thank you guys.
We miss you so much. Happy to be here.
I missed each one of you as well Thank you, guys. We held down for you.
We did our best. Thank you.
Better than that. Better than your best.
Wow. Yeah, man.
You guys kill. You guys kill.
Highly appreciative and grateful to each one of you. Thank you.
Man, there's a lot of internet speculation. A lot of fodder.
A lot of fodder. That's for sure.
A lot of fodder going on. Is there? Yeah, yeah.
If I see one more think piece, one more video, one more secret plot that they were telling about. They had their tin hats on.
Oh my God. But what were they saying? That this was a strategy, that you were faking, that you were never coming back.
Bad. I saw some of that.
I saw some of that. Every time something happened they think that I just just had some type of brain trust somewhere, and this is an evil plot to some type of bigger play.
It started off with concern. A lot of concern.
Not a lot. Not a lot.
Not a lot. There's a little bit of hate.
Nah, it wasn't as much concern as I would have liked. Right.
For putting out the, yo, man, really going through some shit, y'all. Hold me down out there.
It was like an hour of, damn, hope he good. Yeah.
After that, it went right back to. I think it was because you were posting in story that, you know, shit just looked real, you know, normal.
You looked regular. Regular.
Outside of the pot. How should it look when people are going through something? Number one.
Cricket, cricket, chirp, chirp, maybe nothing? It wasn't a lot. They didn't get much.
I was in the mall and they opened up a Yeti store and I was excited about it. So I went in there.
Too far, nigga. Caught the camouflage Yeti.
Yeti people are like, oh shit. The rest of y'all was like, oh he good.
He's buying coffee. Like, what is the correlation there? I was fucked up in Yeti.
That was like a retail therapy type of thing. Oh, I understand.
I understand. People are irrational.
If you could do Yeti, you could do a four-hour podcast and a Patreon. Yeah, yeah.
Same thing. And then Parks comes on air and he says, yeah, man, I was just with Joe last night filming.
That did not know. I was just with Joe last night shooting some shit.
Man, this content. I was letting them know that you're all right.
No, no, and no, no. People were worried, man.
They want to send you flowers. They want to know where you at.
I was home. Well, not even.
They think you're avoiding the topics. I saw some of that.
I saw some of that. I saw some of that.
Ducking all the smoke. I saw some of that.
Here's my problem with you, though. My problem with you is that while you were going through something and we were concerned, you were really going through something because you didn't even answer your niggas.
I called you mad times, texted you mad times, and I'm not going to take the time to address it here, but just I'm letting you know that that is on the tip of my brain. I didn't have that problem.
Thank you for that good 30-minute talk. Wow.
Just really being able to process some things. Oh, so you...
That was a great talk. You responded...
Don't worry, Flip. I'm with you.
He didn't respond to my shit either. I dubbed the shit out of Mel and Flip.
Totally. Yep, he did.
I dubbed the absolute shit out of Mel and Flip hitting me. Number one, you're never going to talk to me no more after I'm going through something.
It take me one time to learn. I had that little fight in the club and told you first, and I was in the news cycle for months.
Yeah. That will be the end of you knowing something first.
And Mel, yeah, of here i mean i just i hope everything's okay no no don't take my my don't take my tea and hit the girl group chat with what's going on with me you just talk too much period so all the take is somebody at target hey what's up with joey ain't Well, you know, I just text him this morning.

And yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I felt the way about that.

I know you did.

But why?

I'm here.

I'm here.

I love you.

It's cool.

I felt the way.

If I'm going through something, I'm a hype.

I'm probably one of the strongest people each of you know.

I just felt the way.

Because, you know, I just reached out to my man, see what's up.

You know, kept you updated in real time.

And then you just, you just. You're going to know if something ain't right with me.
it's going to be on the news. That's why I tell my girl, text me when you're home, get home.
Why? What the fuck are you going to do? That's something. Because when you feel like you're close to somebody, it's comforting that they tell you themselves.
You feel good about it. You feel that they trust you enough to share information with you.
You don't want to find out in real time with the news, nigga. Who the fuck you think you are, nigga? Huh? We don't want to find out in real time.
Niggas love you. So what you need to do is just stop showing love and make niggas not love you.
Come in here like, and that's it. Well, I love y'all.
Niggas love you. You can't expect niggas.

When I,

I'm like,

wait, what happened with my man?

I'm ready to ride for you,

nigga, all the way.

There's nothing to ride about.

I don't care.

Everything is okay.

I don't care.

You made it like that.

You keep coming in the pod.

I love you.

Giving extra little hugs

and shit,

that manipulating shit

you be doing

to make niggas feel good

in the moment.

Oh, y'all,

you killed it, y'all,

pointing,

that little stupid point.

Yeah, you do that to make niggas feel good in the moment. Oh, y'all.
You killed it, y'all. Pointing.
That little stupid point. You do that to make niggas feel good

and then when something happens,

that shit is crazy.

Why do you build me up

buttercup, baby,

just to let me down, nigga?

That's you.

That's hilarious.

No, that is funny.

It's crazy.

Yo, you held it down though, Flip.

Appreciate that.

Hey, Mike Flip held it down, man.

Thank you.

A lot of respect.

Thank you.

Gad, critical gad. Give him his flowers, man.
I did. I started this with, thank everybody, and I'm super appreciative and grateful to each member.
I worked on that. In the mirror? Yeah, I worked on saying that.
Thank each and every one. I worked on that.
In the mirror?

Yeah, I worked on

saying that.

You guys

really did a really

phenomenal job.

Thank you for doing your job.

So, no, I was real

happy that Flip didn't

miss the episode while I was gone. I was happy that he A-miked, right? Yeah, thank you.
The last time I brought up to the crew that other people should try A-miking in the event that I'm gone, just so we could see, they cursed me out. Really? Oh, they cursed me out.
They said, oh, we picked Flip. Flip want to do it.
Let Flip go. Fuck you, Joe.
That's what they said. That's what they said oh we picked Flip Flip wanna do it let Flip go

and fuck you Joe

that's what they said

that's what they said

so

I think Mel wanna do it

she did a little co-waste

she was squeezing

yeah

it was a nice flow

I really

I think that it was

a really great flow

she motivated

yeah

she pushes me to the front too

like that's the thing

oh shit

Cody's

Cody's right

they push you right to the front

you know

everybody look real loose

and free

everybody has Thank you. Oh shit Cody's Cody's Right You know

Everybody look real loose

And free

Everybody had

Personal stories

To share

Niggas

Niggas was

I used to dance

To the reggae music

I know you was like

What

It's your man

Someone's gotta hold it down I have. It's your man, huh?

Someone's got to hold it down.

I have it a slice. Someone's got to hold it down.
You motherfuckers. What's wrong with you? You motherfuckers, boy.
But you can't say that. You can't.
You can't. You just got to thank each member.
I know you. Park said that he saw something online that said the United Healthcare killer had that shit on.
And you said a bulletproof vest. Yeah.
That wasn't what I was referring to. It's that shit.
What else got a list I can't wait I don't know if we want to get to it now I can't wait till you get to it I just want to see I want to get into your mind I know it was killing you nigga I know you sat there no not even not even actually I was proud I was very happy that it happened to see that it could happen.

Yeah.

So, yeah, give me a fucking month or two weeks or three weeks off sometime.

Give me a break instead of just getting trampled all over.

I know you were looking at it.

He was looking at Ish like, you mother, you want to be happy.

Yeah, Ish and Mel.

Oh, the chemistry.

The chemistry was left.

Oh, shit. The shit you've been trying to work on.
They waited until you leave. Why I ought to.
It was jealous and all that. You wouldn't believe it.
Oh, man. Almost like somebody would have envisioned during the hiring process.
Oh, man. Have I hired two niggas thinking it's going to be a slam dunk, and then they just fight for a year until you leave? It's like, oh.
Got it. For the greater good.
Man, they said you seemed a little more free. How did you guys feel? And I'm starting this shit.
We felt good. I felt good.
I feel the same. Yeah, teamwork was good.
I'm a consummate professional at all times. It's not just that I'm new.
It's because I'm new. But like these, y'all cats, I can see Mel in particular, right? When I watched the ones I wasn't there for, Mel seemed like the Mel that I saw the first time I watched you when you were a guest.
Do not put a battery in his fucking back. is that bad to say? I'm not being funny.
Yes.

Oh, no.

No, I mean, it's a good thing.

I thought it was a compliment.

Okay.

You killed it.

Thank you.

Angel.

You killed it.

Get on the floor.

I was like, yeah.

Say it.

She was like, no.

Mel was, Mel was, yeah, what's up, Mel?

I'm watching that shit back.

I'm like, oh, look at Mel.

What's up?

Hey, listen. I thought Joe was cursing the screen.
He pointed at the fucking TV. Mel was in.
Yeah, we know. Hey, hi.
Her intro was fire, though. The intro Mel did.
Her intro was fire. Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, your year. Your year should never happen again.
Please don't ever let Mel get a year off in my absence. I did that wrong too? It's over for your urine days.
It's not like you were yodeling. It's totally over for that stupid ass thing.
Oh, look how Mel pods when Joe's not stepping all over her. Fuck.
I swear to God. No, they make us look crazy for a little bit.
I couldn't wait to come step all over our shit. It's over for that freedom fighter shit.
Give women a voice shit. These niggas ain't giving women voices while I'm fucking gone.
You crazy? All right, no, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. All right.
What you got for us? All right, all right. You want Parks to start? No, no, no, no.
You want to start?

We're excited.

We're excited to see what you got there.

Brother Ice is here with us in spirit.

He can tell you what he's going through when he gets back.

He's a load of the weather. That's it.

Yeah, he's under the weather.

That's a good way to put it.

It wasn't when I called and said, hey, you coming into work?

All right, Ish, you come in later.

Nigga called out an hour later.

Yo, he's motherfucking.

Don't start.

He just got back. He's motherfucking.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

You know what I mean?

Hold up.

I want to allow the floor to touch my toes. Oh, it feels good.
It feels good to be where I'm supposed to be being a dick. I love it.
I love it. Mic check.
One, two, one, two, one, two, 1, 2 Salutations, shout out to the first and last time listeners out there Shout out to wherever you might be listening from All the real niggas and real niggas out there I'm going down to shoot my lady You know what I mean? Back where it started, kind of, almost I had to come to you Who said I couldn't come back to the hood? Huh? Who said that? I'm going down to shoot my lady You know I caught her with another man Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there

Shout to the parents, listen, all the teachers All the postal workers, everybody in the course, the lawyers and all that Shout to y'all Nine to fivers, what's good? All the subgroups out there It's almost blasphemous to do that, but it's okay. Get comfy, man.
Get back acclimated in my seat. You still got a hot pot? Huh? You still know how to pod? We're going to see.
A little rusty. We're going to see questioning the guy.
You see? A couple weeks. A couple weeks.
They get to questioning the boy. But it's cool, though.
Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies out there.
Yes, sir. See the whole bunch of fan niggas in the streets and shit shout out to y'all.
It go. All my nights, all my morning going out on the town doing anything just to get you all for my mind when the morning comes I'm right back where I started again I think this is Mel, not Mel, but Flippin' Mark's first time potting in the spot.

In the digs.

There it goes! Hey! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, wake it up out there.

Keep this round of applause going for the best crew in the universe.

What episode is this?

It's five.

It's five.

Oh, and we have new Mel and Flip and Mark. Mark.
Mark. What episode is this? 785.
Welcome to episode 785 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by, powered by? Price Mix. Price Mix.
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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Big Parks is in the building.

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Erickson is here.

Keebler and Ian are here.

Tanner and Savon are here remotely.

Ish and Ice are here with us in spirit.

And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here with us.

What's popping?

What's popping?

What's popping? Shit. I was getting used to Tuesdays off.
I ain't going to hold you. I bet you were.
I was. I was.
What'd you say? I said, must be nice. Yeah.
You got Fridays off. Don't worry about that part.
What's up, man? How y'all doing? How y'all doing? I'm great. Great.
Took me a while to get the set back, so I had a long night, but we're here. This is great.
Yeah. Hey, man.
This is fucking awesome. Yeah.
Magic was made. It was.
Plenty of great times. I'm just happy to see you at your back, bro.
That's it, man. Well, where did y'all think I was going? Like, what are y'all saying? You wasn't communicating.
But what did y'all think? Did y'all have to pick up and just pod for life without me? What are y'all was going. Like, what are y'all saying? You wasn't communicating.
What did y'all think? Did y'all was gonna have to pick up and just pod for life without me? What are y'all talking about here? That's not dramatic. We're dramatic.
First of all, we had Pods Given set up and you sent a text saying we can't do Pods Given anymore. There's no Podsgiving there.
No, push back.

Push back.

What you said is, got to cancel.

And then you said you had an emergency, right?

Yes.

So I didn't know.

I mean, the biggest thought I had obviously was, you know, like.

Family.

No, I just got this job.

I could lose the check.

Oh.

I don't know what he's going through.

How will it affect me? Right. I done been through some shit before valid that's a fair point that's a fair point but my second thought was I don't know if he's okay and and and because like Flip was saying like you weren't super like communicative I didn't know how bad it was whether you know cause some people are dramatic particularly famous people and so it could be something small it could be something big I didn't know so I was just we were just worried about you I didn't know how bad it was.
Some people are dramatic. Particularly famous people.
It could be something small. It could be something big.
I didn't know. We were just worried about you.
I didn't worry about potting second, but I was really worried about this part. Yeah, me too.
I was worried about you. We really worried about you.
I mean, it's not... You said such a high...
And also, not hearing from you and then having to come in. The mic, the mic, the mic.
Not hearing from you and having to come in and do the job. I mean, shout out to Corey and shout out to Erickson and the team being there, but it's still not hearing from you, not knowing what's going on and trying to get it all together.
It was an interesting task for me. That's all.
Y'all thought if something was really down, if I was really down bad, did Corey just still be around, chilling, watching you? Y'all think he would have something better to do if I was in an emergency? He's military, man. No, exactly.
He's proxy. He probably wouldn't have said shit, been mouth clear.
You could have been in the bathtub covered in ice with your kidney out. He wouldn't tell her.
You know what I'm saying? He would just keep doing the job to keep things looking steady. And he held it down.
Corey presence is neat and it was very important why you weren't there. So he held it down.
I think a bunch of things just happened at once. Like there's no one thing to highlight.
Like a bunch of different things just started happening in the same week. And I needed to go.
I needed to go and deal with that before my blood pressure went too crazy. And listen, listen, maybe on another date, maybe today I got to see how I feel, but I'm dying to tell y'all a little bit of what happened.
I'm dying. I am absolutely dying to tell you.
It's the funniest shit in the world. It really is.
It's just not, it's not funny, but it's hilarious. It's a very Joe.
It's the only Joe can do this. When are you going to share this? You know, this thing is crazy.
I've been racking my brain. You got to share it, man.
You can't pressure me. No, no, no.
I mean, at some point I am. Okay.
Please do. Y'all don't have a clue, do you? You don't know.
I have no fucking idea. All I have is my own theories.
I mean, So when you say that,

I just want to let you know that while you

think that I would use you for content,

I know everything

and I just kept my mouth closed.

I'll give you the punchline.

Maybe I'll film the details.

I'll give you the punchline.

Yeah, man.

I just sleptwalked somewhere that I shouldn't have sleptwalked.

What?

That's what happened?

For real?

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah did it again.
Oh, shit. I did it again.
Oh, shit. I did it again.
Shit was swinging, right? Nah. Nah.
Oh, shit. Holy shit.
Nobody can go through this stuff but me. It's only me.
It's only me. So you gotta deal with That puts everything.
You gotta deal with what comes with that. Damn.
I had like five, that wasn't nowhere near to some shit I would have. You would have never guessed.
Nigga, I could have guessed 50. That's impossible to guess.
Impossible. Wow.
But when you hear it, it's like. It tracks.
Yeah, it tracks. Oh no no wait till i give it to you pause wait wait till i really get this is a story this is a story oh my lord caused division between my parents my mom and dad is beefing now oh shit uh my mom and dad is beefing because my dad was on vacation when i did it he was in dr a tail feather.
And I was going through a storm. Nobody I really love, I tell when I'm going through like a storm for real.
I don't want to impede on whatever he had going on out there. So I didn't tell.
I told my mom. And then when I sent the cryptic, it wasn't cryptic, but my tweet out, my dad seen it and called me called me I dubbed it and he called my mom and I told my mom not to tell nobody because I want to tell my own sleepwalking stories I don't think that's something you just hey man you know our son be sleepwalking I never even told my mom I'll be sleepwalking I had to come clean say yo mom you know I'll be...
How do you even say that? Yeah, that sounds wild.

So anyway, my mom held it down.

She didn't tell dad shit.

And now they fighting about it.

Ah.

They fighting about it.

Valid.

It's juicy.

It's juicy.

It's juicy stuff.

But that's what I have for you for now.

At some other point, I'll fill in the details of it so we can all have a good laugh.

But...

It's funny in premise alone.

I must say, that's good enough.

Yeah, you can put to it.

It's funnier. I know you'll put the sauce

on it to make it funnier. No, I don't need

to. It's really

this funny.

Is there any cure for sleepwalking?

Joe, did you

look into that? I don't know.

All the clinical

neurologists and doctors that I've spoken to

say it all comes from stress.

And I turn on my fucking TV.

See, y'all just stress-free.

Wow.

Niggas boggling and shit.

Look at that.

See niggas do the kid and play.

I'm free as a bird. ain't it? Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Yeah, so he's saying it's stressful. Who knows? Who knows? We'll see.
I never sleepwalk and get into some snazzy shit. It's always some dumb, just stupid.
It's never like, you know, my parents got to worry. You might not fucking walk somewhere and fall out a window.
Yeah? That's a valid concern. No, no, I'm not stupid sleepwalking.
It's not pussy's calling. Well, debatable.
Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe. But yeah, no need to worry.
No need to have concern. I'm safe.
I'm healthy. My blood pressure's low.
That's good.

Good, good.

My blood pressure's a lot lower.

A little vacation to do that?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Fucking little morning commute over here, huh?

Yeah.

Out there with the fucking nine to fivers.

Bridge and tunnel.

Oh, my God.

The fucking one.

Oh, my God.

In the mornings, they be...

Them niggas, man.

Write that down. All right, what's up, man? What's up? What y'all want to get into? Anything in the world y'all want, please don't feel like I am stepping on anyone's runway, huh? Wherever you want to go.
Personal stories, eh? What's up? Well, today's my birthday. Oh, shit.
Happy birthday. Really? Happy birthday.
Oh, come on, man. Come on.
Today's JR's birthday, too. Oh, is it? Happy birthday? Nice.
Happy birthday, JR. Happy birthday, JR.
Happy birthday, Mark. There's my own celebratory Hennessy here for the day.
There you go. Alright.
How old are you turning? 46. 46? Alright.
Shout out to you, Ma. I feel great.
Happy birthday, bro. Yo, I'm still laughing at it.
Don't say it. Write that down.
Write that down, please. Somebody write that down.
Nah, you. Not this one, buddy.
Not my first day back. Listen, I saw some of y'all out there saying, man, I hope when Joe gets back, he will address some of the topics that he missed that are really important.
I would love to know his thoughts. No.
No. Yeah, you missed some shit.
I'm not going to do that. We had to delve into some shit.
I can't tell you I could not be happier to have missed every topic that I missed from Daniel Penny to the United Healthcare dude to Hove to Remy and Papp. I was homebatting a thousand on not having to talk about none of this shit.
But look, the But look, the whole one, I think, is safe now.

It is, yes.

I've been watching, covering it,

trying to find an angle on this because I always want to stand with victims of violence.

I always want to stand with accusers

because most accusers are telling the truth.

From what I can see, this is not one of those times.

When I first heard it and I heard the attorney,

Andrew Busby, being an attorney,

I was already like, this looks shady

because I'm not one of those times. You know, when I first heard it and I heard the attorney, Andrew Busby, being the attorney, I was already like, this looks shady.

Because I know his reputation.

As an ambulance chaser?

As an ambulance chaser, yeah.

And just the way the story played out didn't make sense to me.

But, like, in the last 48 hours, it's been even more evidence.

Like, when she did that NBC interview, I was like, okay, this ain't. Nail in the coffin.

Oh, my God.

It was terrible.

She said, my dad picked me up yep uh and brought me back home it's a five hour drive yep and I was like if my kid asked me to pick her up and drive five hours and I'd remember that shit 20 years from now and then when NBC spoke to the dad the dad said he he doesn't remember that happening he don't believe and feels like he would remember would remember it. You would remember a trip from Rochester to wherever, New York.
Which is a nice way of saying my daughter's a fucking liar. Because I'd ride for my kid in general.
Of course. You know what I'm saying? But he was like, nah, I can't do that.
And then on top of that, she said she watched the VMAs from the Jumbotron. They were like, we didn't have a Jumbotron that year.
But the thing that fucked my head up was when she said that she spent time

at the VMAs with that artist.

Green Charlotte or something.

Yeah, one of the artists.

Yeah, the artist from that group.

Yeah, Blink-182, one of them.

Good Charlotte.

Yeah, good Charlotte.

Charlotte is nice.

And I was like,

what?

Two things made me say she's not black.

Right?

One was that of all the people at the VMAs,

that's who she remembered.

Right? I mean, come on. At 13 the VMAs, that's who she remembered.
Right?

I mean, come on.

At 13?

Facts.

Then the second thing

she said,

I called my dad

and he came to pick me up.

I was like,

between those two things,

there are...

Also, what drew me off

was when she said

my bathroom,

when she said,

yeah,

I walked to the gas station

and picked me up

from the gas station.

I'm like,

it ain't but

one or two gas stations.

In all of Manhattan.

Yeah, in Manhattan.

Period. None of this shit makes it.

We went to a mansion. They fucking traced the mansion.

They said there's no mansion within 20 minutes.

They said Hove was there. They had pictures of Hove somewhere else at the time where the thing was supposed to have happened.

It was just like thing after. I was like, if you come after

somebody with that much money, they're going to have investigators

and trackers. They're going to be able to prove

this shit if it didn't happen. Oh, man.

I want to shout out to my Lotus

gang. Those Lotus days.

Hold up now. Yeah, big man.

Hey!

Those was the Lotus days.

Are you shitting me?

There's evidence if dudes went

to Lotus after the VMAs

and at that time that is where you would

go.

And Lotus was not letting anybody

13 in there.

And yeah, Puff didn't own a mansion

Thank you. And at that time, that is where you would go.
And Lotus was not letting anybody 13 in there. And yeah, Puff didn't own a mansion back then.
They did research there. Whoever did that interview, they did the research.
Yeah. But my favorite part in all of this is when Puffy's lawyer came at the end.
It was like, yes, this is ludicrous. These are all false accusations.
And Hov's team was like, wait, wait, wait. Everybody slow down.
Mr. Carter knows Mr.
Combs professionally only. Yes, they've spent time together as professionals at awards.
Basically, I don't know him. I've done business with him.
That's not my man. His case is in his case.
This ain't got shit to do with me. We have no meaningful connection.
Yes, no meaningful connection. I i was like wow and and somehow the internet was up in arms about that i understood i saw people saying that we needed to rush in here and address that part of it and i'm like no i would do the same thing i don't believe they were friends yeah i mean no i feel like i'm on record as i don't believe that any of these industry niggas be friends.
It's all for optics. It's all for business purposes.
It's all for... They ain't chilling.
They ain't chilling on fucking Thanksgiving. Right.
And if we cosplaying as friends and you get jammed up with the law, then I'm denouncing the friendship. Right.
What is it? I don't understand it. Right.
You were saying. No, that's exactly what I was saying.
I think that people take the optics of seeing Diddy at the Rock Nation brunches. That's usually what people use as a gauge to judge how close people are in the industry.
And Jay-Z is like, yeah, no, this is my shit. I show up.
I shake hands. I kiss babies.
his babies and that's it i'm out there is a level of joe or flip i would hang with y'all i would go to the club with y'all i would go to the rock nation brunch with y'all but do you know how fucking close we'd have to be to have sex with a 13 year old white woman white girl i mean like that i mean obviously we wouldn't do that because it's illegal and it's but i'm just saying like to come to the level of crime that you committing, you got to know that motherfucker going to go to the grave with that shit. I never thought that they would be our word buddies or pedophiliac.
That's what I'm saying. I never thought that.
Not once. Hov is really, really, really intelligent.
And I don't just mean educated. The way that his brain works, a lot of them people up there the way their brain works they got a different type of tick i just don't see ho making that mistake ever his strategy he's not that one yeah he's like long-term strategic and he's extraordinarily private and has been forever yeah you know And he's patient.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Now, I'm not close enough with anybody to know that, you know, who knows if there's a play after this with these people. I don't know if this is Busby's only play here.
It just seemed like a bad plan. I don't think it is.
It didn't seem well done. Even his line about, hey, another law firm vetted this young girl before she got to me.
All right, so you did no vetting? So you're just acting off the information you received as an attorney? If you're a hustler, though, you're banking on two things. One, that 90% of people just don't want the bad press.
So they'll just pay you to go away, right? right which is mostly the case yeah i would assume but there's a second piece that most people don't assume is that even if you didn't do the thing that you're accused of there's a chance that the only way you can disprove it is to say what you were doing and that thing also might make you culpable so for example if i wasn't where i was at the strip now you gotta explain to somebody why you was at that strip club if you told your wife you was somewhere else.

I was fucking so-and-so that night.

And she can verify it. Okay, well now you

know what I mean? So a lot of celebrities have so

much dirt and do so much wild shit

that they will run from, they'll settle

not because they did that thing, but because

if a light comes on everything, they're gonna get exposed

for something else. So they just, I've talked to celebrities

all the time, I'm like, I didn't do that shit, man. But I was at this

other thing. Got it.

I can see that. Yeah, that's what they scared of.

Yeah, Hov seems to be

making quick work of this guy.

I ain't never seen nothing like it.

I ain't never seen nobody

get their ass kicked like this. Got the Roger Goodell

stamp. The very next day.

Hey, no, business is fine. We're not

going to lose that relationship. That's impressive.
Truly. Go.
Yeah. I just, last thing I want to say on this is just I don't, I hate though that now all the people who don't believe any women, who don't believe any survivors, who don't believe any victims are now going to be like, see, just like that shit with Hov, that's going to be like, that's going to be they won.

I hate that shit.

I hate that they're even correlated, right?

Like, in anything, there's going to be liars.

There is.

Like, that don't, that's a separate issue from the people out there

that I'm not just saying women, because it's not just women

that are going through those types of, you know, I don't want to use the words. Yeah.
But, yeah, it's not just girls, it's not just women that are going through those types of you know i don't want to use the words yeah but yeah it's not just girls guys it's little boys it's fucked up out there yeah yeah and this is dark now it is yeah it's dark can i ask your opinion on something then sure and i'm asking you i mean i care about what all y'all think but it's a Joe thing. So my wife got the flu last week.
Hopefully she feels better. I don't know.
I haven't been home. Oh, shit.
So maybe that's the Joe part. Got it.
Yeah. She said she had 105 degree fever.
And yeah, it was like 104.9 to be exact. That's a lot.
It was real hot. I really don't want the flu.
So I said, go to urgent care. And when she went to urgent care, I quickly packed all my things.
I had to do my Al Jazeera show in D.C. anyway that next morning.

Now, I did take the baby.

Okay.

Okay.

And I was talking to you on the phone.

You did.

It looked like a kidnapping.

I'm sure my neighbors thought I was kidding.

I was just throwing shit, grabbing random towels and fucking wipes and shit.

And I threw him in that car, and I drove to D.C., and I haven't been home.

I'm going to come home after this show.

It's my birthday, so you can't be so mad.

Some would argue, including my... No, no, not me.
I'm fine. Yes, might say, what the fuck? You could have stayed here and took care of me.
You could have been downstairs. We got enough space.
But I really don't want the flu. As a married man, my wife is sick or if I'm sick, vice versa, it goes both ways.
One of us goes somewhere else, the guest bedroom, the basement, the air mattress.

When I had COVID, I was just down here sleeping on the floor.

But not Washington.

Yeah, that's a lot.

You just got up and left, man.

Because if you get sick, you can't work.

That's where it's tricky.

Yeah, right.

And I'm assuming somebody has to go to work. Somebody to plus I really don't want the flu I don't want that shit but they got new versions of that shit now she got the new one yeah the flu ain't just the flu no more her shit got wings I don't know what the fuck it is I don want no parts of it.
And that's kind of fire to be away from the house

while your wife or your girl is sick.

Nigga. And have a good reason.

Yeah, but you had to take the baby.

I will take the baby. See, because you don't want the baby

to get sick either. Yeah, true.

I put them on YouTube.

That's how I see it.

I put YouTube on. I've been free for the last five days.

I would have went to Kostin ass dream with the baby.

Fuck she talking about.

I'd have been on a little tour.

Yo, dad's got that baby

in that little front book bag.

We'd be in the streets.

Yeah, I don't think he did nothing wrong.

I don't think he did nothing wrong.

If Joe said I didn't do nothing wrong, I didn't do nothing wrong.

Is she mad? I don't know.

He'll find out today.

You haven't been there for five days, but you've spoken to her. You can't get a tone through text, right? He texted her, yeah.
Unless she's really mad, then you can get the tone through the text. That's true.
It's some short answers. But she's been in and out of consciousness.
She's been really tired. So I don't know, but it's my birthday.
So I feel like that's the safe time to come home. So do you if she's feeling better now? She's definitely better.
She's good enough for Podwives now. Oh, shit.
Good enough for Podwives. Now she's got material.
Fuck, no. She wasn't coming before.
In 30 bands, she was talking about giving out. Whoa, giving out.
You said you gave out. I didn't say shit about giving out.
Shit to earn it. Right.
I mean, it wasn't like a regular. It wasn't like a monthly stipend.
It wasn't like per diem. That was a one-time shot.
That's a nice shot. It's a one-time shot.
Sometimes you hit a shot from half court. Enough.
Enough. You give out bread.
He ruined it for us. Give your girl bread.
Stop. All the time.
You can do par wads, man. Enough of the soft shit, man.
Y'all could do it. No, we can't.
We can't do par wads. You ruin that shit for me.
You give out a lot of bread. You just make everything seem so.
I already told mine I know I'm going to save money. I know I'm going to save money.
Not that I'm here to talk about it, but by giving her Amex. If I give her a card from my shit, I'll save mad money.
How? Would you put a limit on that? How? Well, because cards have limits. But Amex has a high limit.
Amex, so first of all. Amex is going to have whatever limit you call them and tell them to set on the card.
No, but you're transitioning into black card territory. That's what I like.
Well, if you hit homeboy, then yeah. I've already taken care of it.
It's in motion. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry.

And the problem with the black card is, one, you gotta pay to give

like, I got my wife a black card.

It's like, it's 20, I think I paid 5,000.

I think we paid 5,000 a year just for her card.

Just a half, right? Which is fine.

But then she gets a separate

bill, right?

So when you give someone your

card, there's still a sense that I'm

putting it on Joe's card.

So there's a sense of like, I don't want to go

Thank you. bill.
Right? So when you give someone your card, there's still a sense that I'm putting it on Joe's card. So there's a sense of like, I don't want to go crazy.
I got to check on it. But once somebody has their own card with their own separate account and their own separate login.
I'm going to keep that gold card. You are not getting a black card.
I tried that shit. I tried to give my wife a platinum card.
And it was fine until mine was black. Really? Yeah.
My wife don't trip about shit like that. However, there's a way that they want to look or feel...
How can I put it? We're equal. We're partners.
So you don't want to walk up in the gym with the black and she pull out the... Especially gold.
Gold to black is like green to gold. If I get out black can pull out bronze.
I don't know. What the fuck? All right.
All right. Nigga, we're not doing that.
All right. I'm trying to.
All right, so she won that one. Nigga, I'm trying to tell you right now.
Luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity. Just bars.
All right. That was good.
That was good. That's it.
You could have ended with that at the UN.

Yeah, we found out about Mark's little UN time at the UN and how he landed here at the JPP.

You're wondering how I got here.

One of the movies.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, shit.

You know what?

Oh, my God.

I am happy I missed you guys' Jamie Foxx review.

I'm happy I missed it.

I ain't watching it.

I finally watched it.

I'm happy I missed it.

Did you see the show?

Yeah, I saw it.

What do you think?

I just said I'm happy I missed it.

I'm happy I missed it.

My takeaway was,

who the fuck knew the Jamie Foxx name wasn't Jamie Foxx?

I didn't know.

I didn't know that either. I did.

He on TV talking about something.

I'm Eddie Bishop.

Eric.

Eric.

Eric.

Eric Bishop or some shit.

I've been stumped the whole time I was home.

Because his kid's last name is Fox.

Huh.

Now.

Yeah.

Explain it to me now.

That is confusing.

That's weird.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, I guess he. Take that one.
I guess he legally changed his name. To Fox.
Yeah. Maybe started off as a stage name, and then, fuck it, nobody called him Eric anymore.
Jamie Foxx got to get the fuck out of here. Jamie Foxx.
But Jamie Foxx is a fly name instead of Eric Bishop. And when I Googled the reason he did it, and it couldn't get any flyer, in the comedian circuit, they would allow the female comedians to go on first.
So he changed his name to Jamie Foxx so it would read as a female so he could get a shot. That's pretty snazzy.
That's pretty snazzy. Did you think it was a piece of shit like Ice did? I thought Ice got a bad rap.
I thought he got a bad rap. I did.
I did. But also, Ice, shout out to Ice.
That's my brother. That's my man.
That's my brother. Also, Ice gets stuck on something and stayed here.
So if he's saying, I thought it was a comedy. I thought it was a comedy.
I feel you. So did I.
In the first 10 minutes, I realized what it was. Right.
And I'm like, okay, we're not here to, we're not here for what I came for, which is okay. Which is okay.
The impersonation bit wasn't for me. That Cat Williams shit had me rolling.
That too wasn't, it didn't for me. Jamie Foxx for me is already one of the most talented people on earth.
This seemed like a reaffirmation for him. And I support him getting that, being deserving of it and feeling like it was warranted or needed at the time.
I didn't love the, Hey,

if I can stay funny,

I can stay alive.

Like I didn't.

Yeah.

It was a little,

don't make me say it.

So I won't,

I won't,

I won't, I won't because no need.

I love Jamie Foxx and everything he does.

But if I,

if that's what you needed to stay alive,

great.

In the middle of this bit that I'm watching, like, and don't make me say it too. Right.
Like you start making it to the crowd. The daughter on the guitar.
A little schmaltzy. Schmaltzy? Schmaltzy.
What does that mean? Like unnecessarily overly... It's like saccharine.
Saccharine, yeah. Like a little too sentimental, but like fake kind of like...
Yeah. Performative.
Performatively tear-jerking, yeah. Now, Jamie Foxx is a phenomenal actor, so he could sit up there and fake cry all day.
Right. The daughter's acting skills told me that they have done this a few times before and she can't act as well as him.
And then they pan to her. How did you feel during the whole thing? Well, Dad, I always knew that we would share a stage together one day.
So I knew you would stay alive. Oh.
Yeah. Schmaltz.
Okay. Schmaltz.
Schmaltz. Okay.
Okay. And then I've watched people play the guitar before.
So that was also a huge... I got musicians in my family.
If you don't, then I get it. But if you do, and you've watched the...
Come on, don't make me do it. Do it.
No, I can't do it. Did you see it? No.
Don't waste your time. 50 took a while to come out, huh? No, he didn't.
No, he didn't. Yeah, so I can't.
Stop. I'm chilling.
I'm chilling. What is 50 promoting? Hate.
Because he seems to be on. He promoting his own.
Don't do that. Come on.
He was on. He was on motherfucking Andrew Schultz.
I know he's from. I got to skip the Schultz topic.
I killed my shit. I killed my shit.
I ain't going to lie. I wasn't coming here to say nothing positive about dude.
So, yeah. Fair enough.
Yeah. Oh, my Lord.
Anyway. Yeah, Jamie Foxx.
Yeah yeah i watched it after i i set a bar so low for me that i thought it was gonna be terrible i watched the first it was good it was solid it was it was engaging um yeah and and and i listened to it while i was driving to dc so it was it was great to hear um but i i laughed like twice and once i accepted that i wasn't there to laugh then it was awesome it was fine it was great to hear but I laughed like twice.

And once I accepted that I wasn't there to laugh

then it was awesome. It was fine.
It was engaging.

Yeah, it was fine. Yeah, Jamie Foxx

is the man. Shout out to Jamie Foxx.

Glad he's well.

It might have been funnier if you'd watched it though.

Because you would have been able to see what he was doing on stage.

I mean, I watched the first 30 and then listened to the next.

His daughter won't see it on stage. That's not nice.
It's not nice, bro. Leave the man's daughter alone.
All right. Chillin'.
Let it go. She didn't play the guitar, right? She ain't gonna see that.
I hope she enjoyed that. Got lots of pics.
I got lots of pics. What else? What else? What else? What else happened here that we care about? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I went to Usher's show while we was going, too.
Oh, for real? Yeah. While I was going.
Sorry. Which show? I went to the Thursday show at the Barclays.
Okay. We just check it, because if you said Friday, we got problems.
No, no, no. Everybody saw problems.
No, no. On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was sad.
Sure. On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was really sad that I couldn't join in on some of the fun.
But I did go to the Thursday show. I had already been to the Vegas residence.
So that's a tough act to follow a little bit. Yeah.
He put on a phenomenal show in, in, in Vegas. And this in large parts to me felt like some of that show, but in a much bigger place.
So there were times where I couldn't see him. I was seated in the front.
We had good seats, but the stage is huge. So I didn't see him the entire time.
And Vegas was more intimate. Vegas.
He did more singing, more dancing. dancing this one felt a little more like a karaoke vibe girls love karaoke like everybody just kind of singing this singing the slaps he did songs in Vegas that he didn't do at the Barclays like him not doing glue for me is absolutely crazy I hit Vegas when glue first came out and glue was just a phenomenal Usher record.
And then when we went to Vegas, I mean, he saw me in the crowd, came over there, take my girl's hand, pick her up, fucking swing her, do the do-si-do while I'm sitting there looking stupid in the face. All right, cool.
He asked you permission, though. He did? No, he was respectful about it, respectful about it.
But as a nigga, I remembered it. Yep.
You played with me. As a nigga, I just remember and I know, and you know.
Like, you know. So here we go Thursday night.
I don't know what to wear. I've got this option.
But I don't know. I'm going to wear something.
I don't know. You'll see.
You'll tell me. Of course, this nigga fucking put on the tightest outfit in the world dressed like it's Halloween again I make a face she says oh I'll just change no no no no don't change be free as a woman to wear what you like don't hate I am fine am fine.
I'll say it for him. I am fine.
I'll say it for him. Joe is a secure man.
Yeah, I'm cool. I'm straight.
She coming home with him. Hey, listen.
I sure you never know. You never know who your girl's coming home with? Yeah.
Oh, shit. I'm just going to be honest.
Nah, I know who's coming home with. It get bad sometimes.
Nigga, I had front row seats, and I didn't take them. I took the fifth row.
The next night, I went Friday, because I did not want my wife that close to Usher, because I like my chances with anybody else. I said, one of two things is going to happen.
Either it's going to go bad, or she's going to be eating cherries out of his hand, and y'all niggas going to fry me up that next Tuesday. I said, either way, fifth row, please.
Same price. I'm not manager.
It's still Usher. She's strolling there wearing tightest shit in the universe.
He come out. He don't see us at first.
Good. About 10 to 15 minutes in, I see him look at me.
Give me a little head on. Oh, that's a trick.
That's a trick. That me and you ain't never been close.

Back to what Jay-Z said about Diddy.

We ain't got a meaningful connection.

We ain't tight enough for you to head nod me in the middle of your show.

Are you crazy, nigga?

Gave me a little head nod showing up five minutes later.

He come right over in front of only us, gyrating, doing all this shit. He did for mad long.
I'm looking at her. Yeah, bitch.
I dare you. And he strolled off, did a little lap, came back, gyrated some more right in front of me.
This time, hey, Joe, get up, Joe! No, he gyrating and telling me to get up. I see y'all in here looking stiff.
Come on, get up and dance! That's what Usher did. I was looking hot.
Man, bitch. Yeah, man.
I'm with you. But you played it cool.
You played it cool. No cherries? No cherries? No cherries? No, no, no.
Our seats were too good. He did the cherries going toward the back row.
Nose bleed. No, not nose bleed, but just where those bleachers begin at.
Got it. Okay, got it.
He was that side. I was closer to the stage.
Got it. So he went by, did his little cherry thing.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Get your shit off.
And come over here with no cherry. No way.
I'm locked. I physically was like, no.
I don't even want you to see. No fruit is happening in this fucking stadium.
I'm down with you. We're not playing.
Yeah, we ain't playing. Nah.
Yeah, but Usher is. At his last concert, he found Ruby Rose in the audience, friend of the show.
I saw. Friend of the show, Ruby Rose.
And he did the little cherry thing, and then it got away from him. Yeah.
Because one of her girlfriends came over and grabbed the cherry, and then they had their own moment, and he was left looking stupid in the face. Or maybe not.
How about saying? I don't know. He probably won either way.
Now, if you witch a dude. Don't even finish the question.
No cherries? Absolutely not. No.
No. No.
But you failed the first part of it anyway. You gotta get a dude.
She gotta do. Wait for real?

Homeboy still rocking?

Yeah.

Oh, I gotta get going.

Hey!

Hey!

Big Bang!

Oh, shit.

Chicago dude still.

We chilling.

All right.

Making it through Christmas.

That's a milestone.

Are you getting something?

Uh-oh.

Here's the question.

I mean, I'm getting him something.

Okay.

Wait, hold up.

Something expensive?

Okay.

Or just like some slippers or some shit?

Yeah, some cologne.

I don that different. You get too much.
I heard something. What, a photo shoot? Some freaky shit.

Yeah, I heard some.

Still cheap.

She got a lot of money. Curated this Mel for like.

Mel got money.

Nigga, buy that nigga something, nigga.

Get that nigga something.

A Honda or something, nigga.

Mark still got the Vixen image of Mel popping.

This is older Mel now.

She's being thoughtful and shit.

Shout out to Mel.

Shout out.

Them thoughtful gifts be trash.

How was it?

They're the worst.

How was it Mel the long distance? How was that? Is that distance? Is that working? In your favor? Yeah. It's nice.
It's cool. I like it.
You like it, right? I don't really feel like I'm in that. You are, but it don't feel like it.
It don't feel like it. She can you not.
She can pop him anytime. When you're not, you feel very different.
I'm getting a house that's big enough for me to always feel like that too, by the way. You should.
That is the way to do it. That part.
I expect to totally not see her for weeks and live together. Yeah, that's the New York version of that.
Rem's way up there reading books or whatever. I'm down here watching podcasts or whatever.
Yeah. Like, go over there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not even mad at the people that be like, what did they say?

Sleep divorce.

Huh?

It's a term called sleep divorce.

So it means that if you want to get it on with your wife or husband, then you fuck in

the bed, but then you have your own separate bedrooms.

That's like some old school shit.

My grandparents had two separate beds and shit. I mean, but that's what helps shit.
I can't do that now. That's what helps the marriage last longer.
Making those sacrifices. You can't, nigga, every day.
I'm not mad at it. Live next door.
You say your stupid little jokes on Tom Parks. Come on, every day.
I got a king-size bed and my wife is very petite. It's kind of like that.
Yeah but y'all situation different man.

Like Rem is just cool.

Y'all got a flow going on.

She understands

and you understand but.

I'll be on a different floor.

Yeah.

Most of the time

I'm on a different floor as well.

I mean like sometimes

you have like different

sleep habits

and that that will affect.

That's our issue.

Yeah.

My wife go to bed at 10 o'clock.

I'm not trying to fucking

go to bed.

Yeah exactly.

And I don't want to crawl

into bed at 1 or 2 o'clock

and wake her up

so I would say half

most of the time

I'm downstairs

I sleep in one of the guest rooms

I sleep on the couch

Thank you. go to bed at 10 o'clock.
I'm not trying to fucking go to bed. Yeah, exactly.
And I don't want to crawl in the bed at 1 or 2 o'clock and wake her up. So I would say half, most of the time, I'm downstairs.
I sleep in one of the guest rooms. I sleep on the couch watching TV.
Why don't you just leave? Yeah, try that shit. Hey, she sleep early enough for me to get to tiptoeing.
Now you think that, but they know when you leave the crib. Just buy carpets.
Oh, my God.

They know when you leave the crib, nigga.

Now get some rugs.

You went to sleep.

You said how tired you was from work.

You went to sleep.

I walked in.

You were snoring.

I did you a favor by not waking you up being on the phone, and I left.

An hour in.

Yo, where you at?

What you mean where I'm at?

I just left real quick.

What's up? When she sleep at 10 and you in the other room is the only time you've seen everything on YouTube. Like, it ends.
There's nowhere else to even scroll. Like, go to bed, nigga.
Right. You start binge watching shit? Let me go.
I go sleep with this bitch. Nigga, the other day, I'm shit.
Sleep, I'm on YouTube. Like, holy shit, the show that they used to give you a house,

redo the house and give it to you was a scam.

Yeah.

What?

What do you mean?

I didn't know this.

Gotta hit YouTube.

I believe it.

Yeah, the show was a scam because none of the people they could give the house to could

afford the house.

So they're giving their testimony on YouTube. It's the funniest shit in the world.
Yeah, that is a bitch. Give us my...
What? Yo, they're on YouTube talking about stuff. At the time, it was just such a beautiful home.
But then, taxes came right.

Oh my God. The upkeep, yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh my God. Learning about

traveling these days and

Puerto Rico and different places.

You said Puerto Rico.

No, no, no.

That's 30 minutes away.

It's America.

That's the state still.

A lot of people are leaving to go to Puerto Rico for business incentives and tax incentives. I'm learning a lot of shit.
Our niggas is moving. Even when they go to Texas, even when they go to Louisiana, it's a lot of shit to learn, man.
And I've been learning a lot of things out here. That was just interesting.
That's all. No, no, that's real, man.
Do you see yourself ever leaving this area? Yes, now I do. The more money makes me want to leave.

Before, I didn't.

And have you thought about where?

Somewhere.

Somewhere with gangs, right?

No, no, no.

Yo, my heart dropped to the floor with every flip tweet.

Yo, man, y'all know gangs in Venezuela?

Anybody know them?

I'm going to try to check them out.

I'm like, oh, my God. Chill out, man.
Yo, Denver. I'm trying to get with the Crips in Denver.
Yo. Hit my phone.
Calico, where you at? Like, oh, Jesus, man. And yo, real quick, what you said earlier, 50 is promoting his action channel.
50 got an action channel. Oh, that's true.
Yeah, that's true. He's been on the tour, man.
And I wasn't waiting. Stop doing that.
It's Kobe about that shit too. Came on my live and said that shit to me.
Like yo, you was standing there by the exit wave of 50. The stage was there.
So they blocked the stage for him to come down. And when he was coming down, that's where I was at.
Did he say hi? No, I spoke to him. Yeah, real quick.
They spoke. They conversation had me home stumped again.
This whole time I've been home stumped. You know he wasn't told about niggas up here.
I know that. But that part stumps me too.
Because it's like, yo dog, how long can you hold on to some shit? I don't know how he does it. Forever.
What's his time? Cancer. Yeah, like a violent cancer.
A violent cancer. For time, everybody, every time I do work with somebody that knows Fifth, they said, are you willing to work with Fifth? Yes.
Down from Envy, down to everybody. Yo, I got his Lamborghini here.
Let's do some videos. But I would tell them, I don't know if Fifth really rock with me.
I think Fifth is mad because, you know, I interviewed Marquise, the whole thing with Creamson, all this stuff. I don't think he rocks with me.
But everybody, they never give me a message back. Then I see something where he said about Skane and Clue.
I'm like, what's going on? I remember that. I was there for that.
Yeah, I haven't saw 50 in years. So when they asked me, I said, I don't think 50 fuck with me.
Then when I saw him there, he said it. Because they went back and told him.
And then Yayo saw me at Coney Island and was giving me some rundown of things that I might have done that looks a little crazy. So when 50 saw me, he said, yo, he think I don't like him.
But I don't like the niggas that be around you. It's just a mind fuck.
There's so much niggas I be around. Who could he be referring to? But he's another one with that tick I be referring to.
Yeah, you say that, Joe. No, no, dead ass.
What tick? He's a brilliant thinker. Yes.
Oh, yeah, for sure. I think that there are some people that have succeeded no matter whatever you put in front of them.
Some people that's just too resilient. And with that resilience comes another side to be able to deal with whatever's coming.
I think 50 has that.

I think Hov has that.

Some of the black people that have made it,

like past music, they funk Kanye.

They got a tick in their brain

that enables them to think differently.

They think differently.

That's what I'm saying.

50 got another thing, though,

that sometimes makes me uncomfortable.

And I've seen it up close when I've interviewed him and i've seen it from a distance he's a genius he's brilliant in all these areas and i'm a fan but there's a way that he wants to destroy his competition even after he already won that i don't sometimes like like when i watch the way he still come the pleasure he seems seems to be getting from watching Puff crumble. If I was like, yo, he just hates Predators.
Cool. But it don't feel like that.
The way he comes at home, you know, on the recent saying he only got these awards because he's married to Beyonce, all that shit. It seems like there's a way that he wants to...
Annihilate. Annihilate, that's it.
He doesn't just want to win, he wants to annihilate. And I don't know.
They're doing things to him as well. I can appreciate that though.
He's just doing things publicly. Things are happening behind the scenes when it comes to Fifth.
He's just willing to expose it. That's Fifth thing.
That's helpful. Because he know that you're not going to, with him, in my opinion, that he know that they're not going to take it so far when it comes to him because he's willing to go as far as you're willing to go.
So he can just say whatever he wants. Like, it's just niggas just doing funny shit behind the scenes.
Okay, that's helpful. I'll leave it at that.
And, again, none of these niggas are friends, right? Like, even through the lens of friendship, I think there's some people that recognize these people, even if I'm standing next to them, are competition. Until when, though? That's all I'm saying.
When is a... When do you just say, I won and I don't give up? I'm already home.
The people that I think he continues to talk about, you never get that I won moment, because you're talking about Puff and Hove. Two of the black billionaires that, before all of this scandal, how many instances did you get to pop out and feel like you got the better of either one of them? But look at this real quick, Monk, sorry.
When he speaks about Hov, he said Hov tried to, you know, you know the story, tried to prevent him from doing the Super Bowl until M stepped in. Now, with fifth-year Queens, nigga, he's still in the street.
Like, he thinks, okay, now you being funny. You still doing funny shit, nigga.
It's past music, and you still doing things to sort of either eliminate or remove the competition when I'm not no competition to you they on two different paths to me I think Hope has that same annihilation I agree yes it's low key it's a very different way you think he's got better marketing on it okay that's fair that might be right yeah I think he's got that same... Every time Nas dropped an album, Oh, dropped an album.
That shit wasn't coincidental. Nobody said nothing.
Yeah. Like, who does that? And he can just get away with it.
Yo, Nas salute. I don't like that shit.
Joe Cooley, you know that's foul, Joe. That is foul.
Every time. He has done that a couple times.
Every time, Joe. That's nasty, son.
I know Big Face Gary and Dame. Dame Dash got an interview out now.
I just saw it on the way over here. Gary was telling Dame, yeah, Joe Budden was talking about he ain't get his Rockefeller chain.
I saw that. Yeah, Hope wouldn't sign off.
And Joe, he never signed off on Joe putting the album out over there. So you can't get a Rockefeller chain if you don't put the album out.
Did you know at the time, because Dame's whole thing was, he had to be the bad guy because he didn't want to make Hov, he didn't want to say like, Hov, don't fuck with you like that. At the time, were you blaming Dame for not getting the Rockefeller chain and not getting the budget and not getting the album? No, my focus wasn't the Rockefeller chain at the time.
I was trying to get off of a label that I felt no longer suited me, which was Def Jam. Or at least getting the hands of somebody that could help me have a relationship with the distributor.
So, no, I was going from Def Jam under one regime to Rockefeller. Hopefully they could get something popping over here.
I wasn't thinking about a chain at all. I was trying to do music.
And the lack of movement on that. And I knew that Dame was the one that got me on Rockefeller.
Gotcha. That's where I'm at.
Okay. Nice.
Yeah, Hov and I back then, yeah. We got better as the years went on.
And I put that all on me, by the way. I don't put that on him.
Even if he had nefarious intent. Like, I don't put it on him.
But you put it on you based off of growth now. I put that all on me, by the way.
I don't put that on him. Even if he had nefarious intent.
I don't put it on him.

But you put it on you based off of growth now.

I put it on me because I was emotionally immature back then.

I was.

No matter what I was feeling, there's a proper way to go about it.

And I didn't have any of that in my 20s.

But that's the growth part because that doesn't negate the fact of what was being done to you. Wasn't being done.

It was still being done to you.

Life on life.

Things were still being done.

Life,

life gone.

Always life.

That part is never,

never going to be absent.

Yeah,

I get it.

I get it.

It's always going to be a point where somebody's doing some fuck shit or some

situation.

It's a,

listen,

anything on your plate,

you will it to you.

Anything in your life,

you deserve it.

You brought it there.

So I feel like that today.

So there's not nothing with, um, with me and him. But in my 20s, yeah.
And it wasn't just me, but... We can talk about that later.
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? I think it's about that time, Joe. Really? We're in our time.
Yo, yo, yo. She snuck it in! yo what's good you alright it's time it's about that time yo Joe I swear to god if I find out if I find out if I find out she got a PC nigga don't you and your distractive tactics if I find out she got PC nigga I'm what PC surprise picks yeah nigga wait doesn't everybody yo Mark stop fucking with people what yo I thought yo you gotta stop I came late so I didn't understand I thought we all stop it Mark stop it yo Christmas bonuses yeah What? Yo, I came late, so I didn't understand.
I thought we all... Stop it, Mark.
Stop it. Yo, Christmas bonuses.
Yeah, I got an email. I got the email.
I got the email. I got the email.
I got it. Look, look.
Ingrates. I'm an ingrate.
Nah, I got it. Yeah, thank you.
Did you respond? No. I did.
Nigga wasn't responding to my text. I ain't responding to shit.
I saw it in my account. Well, that's nice.
I said, reply all. Thank you.
Huh? Huh? Christmas bonuses, huh? Huh? Heard y'all was up here while I was gone talking about something. Yeah, man.
We holding it down. Oh, shit.
Mark wants to check his... Buzz that.
I ain't getting no email, no text. You're new.
No, you still got one. Don't do that.
Look how fast you alienated, man. Wow.
Look how fast. Workers unite.
Goddamn. Say something out, nigga.
Say something out, nigga. She'll get you.
Oh, she just sold me out. You sold me out two weeks ago.
She doing the same shit now. Oh, damn.
Now you throw me out. He just got it.
You said the same shit. Y'all read the same script.
Yo, I'm happy you got it. Yo, I'm happy you got it.
Yo, I'm happy you got it. What the fuck you saying? No, Mark.
He just got here. You are already an integral part of this team.
Yeah. Thank you, man.
I appreciate it. I feel the same way.
Thank you. Thank you.
I still don't get no goddamn email, but I'm going to look for it. It's there.
Maybe my agent got it. No, it's there.
Maybe my agent got it. No, I'm saying maybe I'll send it to my agent.
No, it's there. Okay.
Check your account, nigga. You got it.
Okay. You got it.
All right. Nigga got all that money in there.
there. Check your account, nigga.
I hate big spender niggas. Talking like that.
I ain't no big spender. We was up here holding it down.
Yo. That's hate.
Yo, stop, Joe. That is hate, Joe.
Get your judgments out quick, please. No.
Nigga's killing it up here. You going to wait at the wrong time, and nigga's going to be tight.
No, because this is the room. This is the room.
This is the room. Yo.
We've changed a couple times. I'm about to say.
Please don't wait until it comes and start doing it, nigga. It's the only one that ain't hit me.
Anybody hit me. Yo, you good? Just checking on you.
Hope your mind, your spirit. It's done.
Don't give a fuck. It's new.
He knew you wouldn't respond. Holy shit.
All right. Yeah, now that's what it was.
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I've been shopping. Shopping on 5th Ave.
Oh, wow. No, I always shop on Fifth Ave.
Don't go.

No, I know.

But during the holidays, there's extra white people out there.

It is.

A lot of white people.

There's nothing but white people out there.

I want to let y'all know on this big broadcast that we do here,

the evil white people during holiday shopping have effectively killed

excuse me for me. There's no more excuse me.
Pardon self. Pardon me.
Just push it through. No, bumps his back.
Oh, okay. Bumps his back.
Boom! Yeah, they on their phones. They not looking up.
They not moving even if they see you. They just down for the head-to-head collision.
They going crazy.

I like to punctuate that with a share of the fucking sidewalk.

They won't.

Right as soon as I shoulder check them.

Yeah, no.

Bumps is back.

I'm aggressive.

I don't give a fuck.

And the racist whites are still out there.

And nothing lets me know that more than the elevators

during Christmas shopping.

They clutch their bags?

No, they won't get in.

They won't get on.

It'll be just me in the elevator.

A whole white family

just standing there

watching the doors close.

No, no, just go.

Just go, black nigger.

Just go. We'll catch the next one.
I ain't sure. It's slow.
It's going to be a while. They don't give a fuck.
They don't give a fuck. Them elevators take a long time this time of year.
Oh my lord, yes. But shout out to all the Christmas shoppers out there.
Yeah. Shout out to them.
Are you guys done Christmas shopping? No, I haven't started. No, I haven't started.
I'm bad. Yeah, no, I've started.
I've started.

I'm lying.

But not much.

Stupid ass Ian talking about

sending the Christmas bonuses early

in case they plan on shopping early.

I'm like, Ian.

It's a nice thought.

Just do it.

You know what?

It's a nice thought.

Very nice of him.

Shut the Ian.

No, no.

That's a little racist.

Like, I wasn't assuming

any of you needed the Christmas bonus to Christmas shopping. Oh, I see you did it.
Oh. Y'all could have just.
He's like, make sure they have heat for Christmas. Yeah, like, all right, all right.
All right, big dog. Exactly.
All right, so what else is going on? I have found humility during my absence, or more of it, might I say. Tell us more.
More of it. And grace, as I will exhibit during this next topic, when we talk about Travis Hunter and his girlfriend.
Thank you. I am so sick of him.
Thank you. Him? Them.
He didn't do nothing, though. I'm sick of her.
Neither did she. What is she, this girl? She's his girlfriend.
No, no, no, no, no. What is she, though? Oh, what's her nationality? Yeah, what's her thing? Colombian or something, some shit.
Probably, I don't know. I watched eight minutes of her on social media.
Me too. So I was like, she's not black.
I think she's some kind of... Hispanic.
Yeah, Latin American. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it seemed like. I thought they threw some Filipino in there somewhere too.
Oh, that could be it. Yeah, she act like there's some of that in there somewhere.
She doesn't respect a black man, bro. Man.
I'm trying to have Grace because she's young. No, fuck that Grace shit.
But she's getting mistreated. I said this the last time, and watching her video, I'm like...

Capes out.

Yo.

Mark don't play.

I know she look good, but Mark...

Fuck that.

It ain't about how she look.

Like she said, people are like, why are you sitting in that seat?

She explained.

We had assigned seats.

People are like, why are you getting up?

Why didn't you get up?

Because I wanted him to have his moment.

I mean, she had a thought process that, to me, made sense.

Even if I wouldn't do the same thing, I think we assigned the worst motives to her. And I don't think she has bad motives.
So is her thought process immature? Yeah. Okay, because she's young.
Yeah. Okay, I see what you're saying.
Yeah. When you say motive, it throws me off.
I'm not going to, I don't think that her motive is bad. I think sometimes you can be too concerned with only your emotions at the wrong time.
I.e. his last game at Colorado when he put up those big numbers and she was mad that he stepped to the cheerleader.
That just may not have been the best time for that. I don't care about the story of, yeah, he wasn't my type.
I don't care about that. Well, she also explained the cheerleader thing.
She said it had something, her distaste wasn't for him and the cheerleader. It was that family wasn't allowed on the field.
Whatever the distaste is about, not now. I'm not saying she didn't have fair reasoning.
Just not right now. She didn't know she was being watched like that.
Like she said, I know the cameras were everywhere.

Again, I'm not saying her behavior is right. I agree with that.

Same thing Adele said.

Man, I think they got a PR team for this whole relationship.

But she's a kid, though.

It feels that way.

I think they don't.

For real?

Yeah, they probably don't.

The PR team would not have allowed her to get on for eight minutes.

They're not signing off on any of this shit.

They keep addressing it.

Especially social media talking.

Yeah.

Then that shit at the Heisman.

Yeah. Do I have to sit here? Last to get up first to sit down looks away.
Right. Even if unintentionally that does come off away.
Especially if you don't know what to do in those instances do what mom is doing. But see on the internet if you're not black and you do what black mom is doing people say she that boy.
Why are you trying to step in where the mom is? Why are you trying to take that spot? I feel like you can't win. She can't wait for losing.
Then do what coach is doing. Do what to start.
All three of the people that are most important in this moment stood up and she sat down. But it's cool.
Let's say we give that. You get a reprieve.
Fine. Then afterward, I'm at the Adidas.

The Adidas is throwing the function.

I just signed a big deal with Adidas.

I'm taking pictures, shaking hands, kissing babies,

and you on the couch saying,

what the fuck I'm supposed to do?

Just keep sitting here while you take pictures?

Let me answer it for you.

Yes.

Yes.

That is exactly what you should do in that moment. Again, I'm going to give her grace because she's young.
Yes. How old is she, 22? She's young.
I thought women mature faster than men. No, there's a difference between maturity and knowing what to do when you're thrust into the spotlight.
And you're not even the person that people are supposed to be paying attention to. You just don't have that level of sophistication yet.
All of y'all out there laughed when Brittany Renner was talking about giving courses to college athletes to teach them about women like her or that she identified with once. If there's ever somebody that needed that class, it's them.
And that's why you get a PR team and you invest your money in learning how to deal with the media. I'm not saying she's perfect.
I'm not even saying everything she did was right, although some stuff I think she got a bad rap for. To me, it's just when I look on the internet, I hear people acting like she's a gold digger.
She's trying to bring him down. She's trying to embarrass.
It's like the worst motives get attached to her. I don't know about the gold digger part, but it is embarrassing.
And you have to blame him as well. I don't know what type of simp KB has.
I do blame him as well. He's making a lot of excuses for trash behaviors.
Trash behaviors. Embarrassing.
Black. Your mom is there.
Imagine what his mom is saying to him. She's supposed to be a representation of you.
You know what I mean? Act accordingly. Regardless.
Cameras is there. We let you get away with the first one.
When the second, third, fourth times now, your behavior is unexcusable. We can't keep giving you a pass on your behavior.
It's intentional. I am.
I'm going to keep giving him a pass because it's like it's one of those

things. Not when you get into Heisman and all that shit

and you ask a nigga.

People love doofuses.

What can you say

about somebody that is in love with a

doofus? There's nothing

you can say. You don't pick who

you love. My bitch is doofy.

Let me give you an example.

She's my bitch.

I know she doofy. She's my doofy, yo.
Let me give you an example. She's my bitch.
Man, she's my, and y'all don't call her doofy. I know she doofy.
She my doofy. That's my doofy.
Imagine your girl, what, getting graduation, getting her master's or whatever, da-da-da-da, and niggas get up and clap for her, and you just sitting there like this. You're embarrassing her, and you're going to make yourself look stupid.
That's what she's doing, things that that important moments of his life. I don't respect that.
Fuck her. Not like that.
Not fuck her, but like fuck, excuse her behavior, I mean. Have you ever been thrust into a new platform where you don't know how to behave or where the rules and the norms are different and you look out of place and you look like your behavior is here? That's where I was going.
I was doing my professor thing, but like, I guess what I'm saying, I would think you'd have some grace. I'm saying, look, look, look.
Come on, man. Stop.
Cable for the Colombian. Listen.
No, I'm just saying, I would think you could relate. No, I can't.
Because you only get one pass. Up here, it's different.
Wait, you only get one pass? No, you're supposed to only get one pass in certain things. Joe, you said you're only supposed to get one pass.
And we have an edit plan. I don't think you're talking about up here.
You can't be talking about up here. But that's my point.
No, I'm not talking about up here. I'm just talking about in general.
Like when it comes, up here is different. You can edit this shit.
Like niggas, that's not good. No, but what I'm saying is your mistakes, my mistakes, everybody's mistakes are earnest ones.
Like let's give her the same grace that we would want for ourselves. How many grace can we give her? At 21, 22, a whole lot.
And also, this is happening within a very short amount of time. Come on, man.
You know it. Travis need to holler at you, Mel, so you give them class.
Not in that way, but you need to give them some game. Mel would've been like this.
Heisman! It's my second one, nigga. They took the first one for the over, nigga.
Mel would've been like this, nigga. I'm a good one.
Yo, Mel are dipping that Chicago nigga so fast. If you get a young, fresh, ripe Heisman award winner, plays both sides in a ball.
Are you shitting me? Hey, Chicago BD. Gotcha.
Lock me up, oops. I'm giving grace.
Okay, Joe. Tell you something.
You're just doing that for the kids. There's no way, Joe.
Ain't no way. I watch you in person.
I feel the way. I came up here and told Mark when he was on his Bronny shit.
Like, yo, these are kids. I want to give them some type of grace.
They kids, yo. And Bronny shot 30 points.
And I think he going to clip us soon, whether he know it or not anyway. Like, you know, sometimes you got to let the grandparents come around.
They know where your relationship is going. But maybe before you.
I don't think they're going to be, you know what I mean? I don't wish it on them. I think they got a ring and a baby in it.
How embarrassing it is for a girl to go online and say, yo, this nigga dropped me off to parties and waited outside for me to finish partying. That was a little weird.
Bitch, are you crazy? Yeah, you trying to blame my man. She in the news just too much.
Like, just go away somewhere. It ain't about you right now.
I think they got a PR team. Might not be a good one, but I'm seeing them too much for me.
I shouldn't be seeing college kids this much. But you're seeing her for the wrong reason.
You keep seeing her because she keeps saying stupid shit. True.
She just needs to move out of the media for like a year. I agree.
I agree to that. Don't say nothing.
We're not here for you, yo. We're not here for you.
You come along. You the plus one.
Right. So act like a fucking...
Travis, what's his name? Travis. Travis, a lot of girls out there, the OGs out there, go to Starless and one of them get one of them that know how to hold it down and treat you right and play their position.
I mean, think about it, though. He's got Deion Sanders to give him game.
You would think that he's aware of what he's doing. He's not listening.
I think they got bigger fish to fry right now. Deion should be thinking about draft position only.
True. We'll get to your love life later.
It's money time. She's probably doing shit that he never experienced, Paul.
Doing the twirl. Watch me spin in real time.
No, them cultural differences be a motherfucking boy. I ain't gonna hold you.
And you ever go to the party with your girl that is just your girl, but it ain't like, you know what I mean? And she go in there trying to fucking act like you with all the history of these people

and with her chest out like she done did something just because she here with you.

Man, if you don't go get some fucking punch and sit down,

you don't know these people, they don't give a fuck about you.

It ain't about you right now.

She gave us a whole dating history.

I dated a soccer player and I dated a such and such.

Oh, you ain't dating no niggas. This your first nigga.
Right. She started the top floor too.
Like, that's the thing. Like, women like that a lot of times will only date the black dude if he's a Heisman Trophy.
And that's what the internet is getting at, right? That you only fuck with him because he's a star. You only fuck with him because he's elite and you're going to take his money and leave.
That's what the world is. That is the assumption.
That's the assumption. But she's rubbing it in our faces.
Like, she's not even denying it. She's not denying it.
I don't think that she understands what, like, the magnitude of what she's saying. That's what I'm saying.
And how bad it sounds. It sounds crazy.
I truly think that she has no clue. Yeah.
Until it's out and everybody is fucking crucifying her. That's why Ross is my man, right?

He get rid of that.

Ross will break up with her right in time for the internet to say,

I told you, bitch.

We just told your dumb ass a week ago.

To shut the fuck up.

That he would be out of here in a second.

Ross act fast.

That's my man.

He don't play.

He don't play. Higher, slow, fire, fast, right? The boyfriend experience.
That used to be a thing too. Go in there, sweep some lady off her feet for a couple weeks and then...
Send her back home. Send her back to that white fridge.
Nasty white fridge.

Nasty shit.

But thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

And also, congratulations.

Yeah, for sure. Travis, we're winning the Heisman.

Yeah, for sure.

That's crazy that we...

Oh, yeah, that part.

Mel Rosser.

She's right.

That is crazy.

Yeah, everybody's congratulating him

with the exception of Ashton Gentry.

What was that?

The running back that came pretty close to winning it as well.

Right.

From, I want to say, Boise.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is he upset publicly or you just said?

No, no, no, no.

He's not upset publicly.

Got it.

But this would have been the first time in a long time that a running back won the Heisman.

And if not for Travis, then he was definitely winning it.

Who was the last?

Was it Ricky Williams?

Who was the last one that?

I don't remember. Was it Ricky Williams? Mel, you have any idea? I think it was Ricky Williams.
Mel, you know? It could be. It could be.
I mean, it's hard to win the Heisman. It could be the Dolphins.
One of the Dolphins legends. I would never let go of Reggie Bush.
You crazy. You ought to let it go.
I would hold you you. I would have held on my life.
Looks like a little good TKO.

You had to get a restraining order.

What?

The boy was built like he was sculpted.

All the athletic ability in the world, all the money.

His whole hairline in place.

Shit.

Shit.

I didn't even know that.

I didn't know that was a thing. You don't know a lot about Mel, nigga.
She's a legend. Moving right along.
Moving right along. Moving right along.
Did you tan? Did you pay for the tan? Fuck you. Wait, what are you talking about? Wait.
They were saying that I needed to get... No, you look tanned.
I didn't get one. Oh, okay.
Was it some type of new tannin' cream? No. Oh, huh.
It's probably the lights in Box's basement. Maybe, possibly.
We saw a little black mark on her hand last episode. It was self-tanner.
I said, you got dirt. I said, you got dirt on your hand.
She said, she was like this, wiping it. He asked me if I was bleaching.
No. It was too tall.
I said, oh shit. Her whole hair is like

but these dark spots.

Mel don't apply makeup for where she going.

It's her bathroom.

All right.

All right. It looks great.

I didn't even know self-tan.

What?

These lights is different.

These lights is like, oh shit.

All right.

She was self-tan. I didn't even know that was a thing, but she's really self-tan.
Self-tan lotion. Mark, did you get the email? Did you find the email? I still have not gotten it.
Mark got paid, man. Don't do that.
Look, we're going to find it. You'll know.
Next break. Then there were three.
Right. Man.
Yo, I've been really fascinated by this Daddy Yankee shit too, man, since about girlfriends although that's his wife right soon to be ex it can't be soon enough for him I'm sure she withdrew allegedly reportedly 80 million dollars from his record label bank account oh shit they're on their way to a divorce and and she withdrew $80 million.

That's wild to me. If that was me, it would have been,

who's got a gasoline?

I'm not playing with you.

What?

I'm the record label money, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Which is crazy, you know,

because he just sold his masters.

He just made, like, I think $300 million,

some shit like that.

Wow.

And he just had that just sitting like

in a regular bank account.

Well that's the first thing

I didn't understand.

Like how is $80 million

that accessible?

What do you mean

in a regular bank account?

Where should it be?

Estates,

trusts,

Cayman Islands,

offshore.

At least a good CD,

something.

Yeah.

I feel like he was

Floyd Mayweather

and it just had that shit

like in the Santander.

He might have had both.

I'm about to say

if you got 300, 80, 100 of it could go over there. True.
It's just the FDIC don't insure it past what? A million. A million, two million, some shit like that.
It just seems like a very unsafe, unproductive way to use your money. But I ain't got that kind of money, so I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
But it just seemed weird to me. That's crazy.
80 million dollars. I'm gonna notice.
For sure. Oh, I would notice.
I'm gonna notice sure. I would notice.
I check my bank account every two hours, every four hours. What? Wait, wait, wait.
Me too. Thank you.
Why? Thank you, huh? Flip understand. You got to make sure man.
Shit happens. Why y'all doing that?

It might be like poor people shit.

Yeah.

See,

I don't check London.

I think that's the

poor people shit.

No.

Because you're like

scared to look at it.

I have trauma

from being like,

from being like,

I'm in Parks' camp.

Really?

You may get a big check

and then

you check it again

and there's a chunk

of the shit.

You're like,

where the fuck

did that go?

You just gotta check it just to make sure things are... I shit.
You're like, where the fuck did that go? You just got to check it

just to make sure things... I'm perpetual.

I don't even do auto bill pay

because I'm scared.

Every month... Who's paying your bills?

Me. I'm just saying,

I don't want auto deduction because I'm

scared there's going to be a moment where my shit is fucked up

and it's good. Verizon calls me like,

your call has been rerouted.

Every month. Not because I ain't got the money but because I'm scared to have auto pay.
Mark, you have to stop paying your own bills. Shit.
What are you doing? Okay, wait, hold on. Do you replenish your EasyPass through auto pay? That's the one thing I do because I drive, you know.
That's the one thing that'll fuck you. Oh, really? Yeah, EasyPass is the danger for sure.
They literally had like a lawsuit against them.

See?

And that's the shit I'm talking about.

I trust one motherfucker and look what happens.

I've never.

Yeah.

I've checked my account like three times since we've been recording.

Why are you doing this?

He's looking for the bonus.

Because the shit could go somewhere.

Somebody could say, apparently a bonus was coming in.

I just checked my shit just now again.

He was like, refresh.

No bonus.

Refresh.

Exactly.

No bonus.

Right. I love learning.
Next refresh, we'll call an Uber. How long it take to get out this motherfucker, man? Y'all crazy.
But do you ever think that what you saw there two hours ago is not about to be there? That's my worry. That's my perpetual worry.
And I don't have any reason to think that, except it could. You just never know what happens.
You never know.

Somebody takes your money.

Somebody hits some internet scam, some shit.

I don't know.

I just want to check it.

My wife has access to it.

I'm not worried about her taking the money.

It's our money.

She can do what she wants with the money.

As long as I know where it went, I'm okay.

But it can't go nowhere where I don't know.

And I'm going to check it every couple hours.

In fact, talking right now has me uncomfortable.

So you don't have like LifeLock?

I don't even know what that is. Ain't that the shit when you fall over? That's when you fall down and you gotta press the button.
Right, that's what I'm saying. You can't get up.
That's LifeAlert, you fucks. What's LifeLock? LifeLock is a service that basically kind of ensures that- Well, you got a LifeLock ad first.
But this is not like a commercial. No, no, no.
You put your cameo voice on. Yo, she really did.

I'm glad you asked.

No, write it down.

But it's basically a service that alerts you

if there is some weird

activity going on.

On the black market

and stuff like that.

Yeah, if your information

gets put out there.

Oh, yeah.

I got on the dark web.

I got all them.

I got Credit Secure,

Life.

I got all them.

I got like four of them.

I probably spend like

a couple hundred dollars a month just on alerts. Me too.
Me too. Yeah.
Yo,. I got Credit Secure, Life.
I got all them. I got like four of them.
I probably spend like a couple hundred dollars a month just on alerts.

Me too.

Y'all are really mad men

and women. Paranoid.
I'm fucking terrified.

Well, we're not making a lot of money like you.

Yeah, we don't got money like you. Yes, y'all are.

And stop. Enough.
Because there was no pocket

watching while I was gone. Don't do it now.

There was nobody to watch.

You don't leave a fucking watch.

I'm just saying that you watch. Are you crazy?

I get to pocket watch and every time I see one of the little late night rooms Mark be doing.

Mark with Jessica Vance Edge talking about the laws in Egypt and how they're going to.

I'm like, oh, he back at it.

With my tin cans.

He don't play about that shit.

What else?

What else?

What else? What else? Luigi represented by wife of Diddy's lawyer. Is it too soon to say I like this guy a little bit? No, everybody's been expressing the same thing.
He's also a hero. He's a hero.
You tell me about it. To the people.
No, he is. How could he not be? He found the one functioning city bike.
And got to PA on that shit. That nigga got a city bike, went through Central Park, and then he just got hungry.
But why McDonald's? That seems like the worst place to fucking go. No, it seems actually pretty smart.
I'd be at Perkins. I'd be at White Castle.
I'd be at some place that has a little less... A lot of volume.
Somewhere not corporate is where I would be. I figure he's that smart.
Like a bodega? Yeah. Getting a chopped cheese or something? Yeah, because Papi ain't never calling nobody.
Never. They could know you're the person they're not gonna call.
Never. That's where I went wrong.
You probably just felt like I'm in an obscure town. Altoona.
Yeah, like, who's

supposed to see somebody out there except for the one

McDonald's worker that sees you, and then

they say, alright, we're still not paying you.

We're still not giving you your reward

money. It's gonna be split

three ways. How much was the reward?

60 grand. Oh, that'd make

a nigga tell.

But he ain't gonna get the whole thing,

because there's two people that saw him first. So it's gonna be split three.
$20,000 is enough to snitch a nigga you don't know. Nigga snitch for a whole lot less.
I'm negotiating. Well, first of all, I'm not doing nothing for $20,000.
One. Two, I'm negotiating contingent upon what they did.
Like, how bad do you want this person if I got the answer? He's right over there.

I can tell you.

That's the same road for him.

That company,

they make a lot of money over there.

Yeah.

They think that they would,

you know what I mean?

That's a solid point.

But that's how the healthcare companies is.

They made $300 billion.

We'll give you $20,000

if you tell us who killed him.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Luigi being villainized

and Daniel Penny being big-upped.

Right.

It's some sick shit.

Well, I don't think Luigi

is really being villainized. People are praising Luigi.
Not the people that matter. Well, I don't think Luigi's really being villainized.

People are praising Luigi.

Not the people that matter.

Oh, okay, as you said.

The fans.

Right.

Twitter.

Fans love him.

Do you think it's a conspiracy?

Isha Issa was here talking about it's the greatest conspiracy ever,

that he's not really the guy and that there is a whole thing.

Oh, for God's sake.

Listen, while I was going, takes were getting off. Did I get you off? No, no, no, no, no.
Get it off? Let it out? I am super appreciative and grateful. Back to the speech.
Back to the speech. Watch some hands come together and sign for the speech.
To each member for the job that they did. Let it out, man.
Some takes was getting off. Yo, that tin foil shit.
Thank y'all for upholding the fabric of this thing. But what did we say? Luigi.
And whether he did it or not. The alleged criminal.
No, I don't. I don't think it's a conspiracy.
Yeah, I don't think he's a criminal mastermind either. I think he's a, it's a couple things.
Like, I think he's a white guy. Like, if you do the same crime with the same technology, you get caught.
You don't make it to Herald Square. But a white guy on a city bike isn't going to get caught in the same way.
I think his whiteness got him through. I think he's a tech genius.
He's an engineer. He knew how to make a weapon.
He knew how to make all that shit. But that don't mean you know how to run from the cops.
I think he was just calm and poised in that situation. That's it.
Like, sometimes other people, if it was one of us, went back, shot more, started running. Stood over him.
Yeah, we would have stood over and ran. I'm joking.
But in that situation, one thing that stuck out to me is how calm he was in the situation. Like, he wasn't nervous.
It didn't appear to be. He wasn't erratic.
He just went by the garbage, comfortable, took a bike. He rode slowly.
I'll tell you one thing. I was looking for him when the cops was looking for him to challenge him to a Monopoly game.
Who the fuck you think you are, nigga? Who the fuck you think you are running around with Monopoly money in your backpack like you built like that? I'll smoke your fucking boots in Monopoly. Thisail stop.
This nigga. Oh, God.
A lot of niggas don't think he can play. He's about to anger me.
It don't matter. But he had Monopoly money in his bag.
Like, dog, don't play with me. I'll fine you.
I'll come fine you with the board. And we can get to it.
There was a conversation that was had while you were going. Oh, my God.
And I'm trying not to raise my blood pressure. Go ahead.
We're going to spades. Yeah, I'm not even going to go to Monopoly.
I'm going to go to Spades, right? Because I don't pretend to be a great Monopoly player because I'm an adult. But...
Oh, shit. Shoot some ladders, I'll get you, nigga.
No, I don't know. But Spades...
I'd simply made a claim that I was a very good Spades player. I feel like you said that you were the greatest Spades player.
What I said to Parker, I said I'm the best Spades player he's ever met in real life. I'm sure there's people on TV or in some Olympic shit, but I'm special.
I'm special. And Twitter and I had an engagement about it.
And then this dude jumps in. And I don't look like a Spades player? No, you know what's funny about him? What the fuck does a space player look like? Not like you.
They not like us. They not like us.
This guy. Because then he's on Twitter saying, yeah, of all the people up there, I believe Jaywon probably could play because he went to an HBCU.
Like, he said that. I'm talking for my opponents.
I'm not saying you can't play, but you and I won't ever be on the same team about anything. I shouldn't be inserted into this foolishness.
I think you should be able to get off whatever lies you want to get off on the broadcast. I was more ashamed of the crew.
Specifically Ice and Ish. Or maybe they know something about you that you don't know.
Which would be? That you're not as good as you think you are.

Mark, you're making a grave mistake.

This is not like the basketball thing.

No.

I think you have a better chance at basketball.

You maybe have a shot there.

I was about to say, you have a shot at basketball.

Wait, hold on.

Didn't that date pass?

No, no, no.

We're doing it in January.

He had an emergency.

No, not true.

That was not the date.

We was booking gyms.

Gym was always booked for January. I'm sorry that they didn't let y'all know that, but it's booked for January.
That was the end of the day. We was booking gyms.
The gym was always booked for January.

I'm sorry that they didn't let y'all know that, but it's booked for January.

That's probably my bonus email.

Yeah, I couldn't believe they let you sit up there and say that in any set that I'm a part of.

I'm sure you're a fine space player.

Seriously, I think you are as good as the average person at space.

Oh, shit.

I'm just telling you that you can't beat me.

Mark, how much money have you paid for?

Thank you. We just talk shit when we play Spades.
I never... How do you do from Big Joker do from big joker, little joker, to a diamond, to a spade.
But we could play black man, you know, higher. You know what I mean? Or we could just throw him out and say no big face cards.
We could do whatever you want. I spoke to my partner about you.
So that was the other thing. I spoke to my partner.
So he texted me and says, I just left my partner. Now, on Instagram, you had just left a seven-year-old birthday party.

Yeah.

Happy birthday to my baby.

I love you.

Big legs.

Yeah.

Is that your partner?

Oh, shit. No.

My dad's my partner.

Oh, nigga.

It's over.

I'm comfortable.

I'm comfortable.

We're fine.

We're fine.

Yo, let's set it up.

You talking too much, bro.

No, no.

Let's set it up. Playing with your dad is beautiful.
It's a great just the two of us moment. Just set it up, man.
I got cards right there. You don't need to play for money, though.
Yeah. I will play for money.
I don't mind playing for money. I don't even call it pops.
Can I plug this in? It's right there. Is this Marcus? Yes, it is.
Hey, Marcus. It's Joe Budden, man.
How you doing? I got the number saved. I'm doing great.
What's going on?

Nothing much, man.

Happy holidays to you and your family.

Happy holidays to you too, man.

Give me some money, man.

Listen, I'm calling you. I got a really disrespectful co-host who is not only challenging me to a spade game,

but once I told him that my partner is my dad, he laughed and said, I'm not y'all at all now this guy i've never seen him play i don't know if he played for money i don't know i don't know but i'm just calling you so maybe you could tell him that this is a bad idea because i ain't seen you in years right it's been a while actually before you took off to the

moon yo oh thank you congratulations thank you man thank you so can you just tell him as being

like one of my former victims oh wow disrespect you asked me through your favor

or coming at me with this all right i apologize there you go i apologize

but i mean just tell him what what type of trees barking up at least I'm going to do you a favor. We're coming at me with this.
All right, I apologize. There you go.
I apologize.

But, I mean, just tell him what type of tree is barking up at least. Well, I mean, if he's a smart man, he won't put no money up unless he got to lose.

If he's a sharp guy.

If he like throwing money in the garbage can, just might as well burn it.

Which he may.

Which he may.

But he also said he don't really play for money. He's like one of them guys that play for fun.
He went to HBCU. So he think he...
Oh, he's a young buck or he's older? Yeah, yeah, yeah. About 46.
It's his birthday today, actually. Oh, it's his birthday? Yeah, whip his ass for his birthday.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yo, Marcus, if you played Joe right now, who would win? You or him? You said what? If you played Joe right now in space, your squad versus his squad, who would win? I have to be honest with you.
I mean, I'm out the game a little bit. I don't play as much, so.
We ended him. Kill me right now.
We ended him. Me and my partner came to his place of work and ended him never to be seen again.
Listen, that's false premises, right? That's not the truth right there. This whole shit sounds shaky.

That's not authentic.

But you know what, Joe?

I know you and Jerry, you have to block from me.

You know how I live.

I'm going to bring a partner to meet you over there.

You can't play with your father because you and your father got too much.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

They cheat.

I already know they cheat. You talking across the board and shit.
I don't think they cheat. I won't call it cheating.
I just think they know each other very well where, you know, if I leave with this, you know what to do. It's like a mental thing.
That's just being good at spades. I can live with that.
They got that spades connection. I wouldn't want to play with him and the father.
You're gonna

lose.

That's it. That's all of A, Marcus.

Thank you, Marcus. That's all I called you for, my

brother, man. Hey.

No, no, I know.

I hear you getting money, too. We're gonna talk about it.

Well, I've been doing that for a while, man.

It just didn't start happening yesterday, but...

My bad. My bad.
My bad.

That's been going on. But we're gonna talk football Sunday.
Let's get to it one of these days. A hundred percent.
All right, player. Love you, bro.
A hundred percent. All right.
So, that's like Luigi's lawyer. I feel...
All right. I feel even better.
Now let's bet it. All right.
We can leave. Now let's bet it.
I've won awards. He basically said you and your dad talk across the board, and you can beat him only because he's been out the game.
All right, don't worry about it. I'm going to fix you.
Say less. Say less.
Say less. Don't worry about it.
Game night. Game night, my crib.
Say less. Monopoly, Spades, whatever the fuck y'all want to play.
What else you play? Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
Connect four. What else you do? What other little kid-ass games do you turn around? Uno.
Uno. I'm good at Uno.
I'm good at Uno, too, but I ain't play Uno. I wouldn't brag about my Uno skills.
Even though at my family house, I try to walk in the cousin room and get acquainted with some of the younger cousins. They in there playing Uno.
Yeah, I go, deal me in. They playing a new Uno where you could just, it's blank cards where you just write the consequence.
So they was fucking me up.

Switch cards with him.

Switch hands with him.

Pick up the deck.

It's like, yeah, no.

I never played that one.

Fuck that.

You got to switch cards.

You got one last card, you can switch it.

Do you play space?

No.

Mel, do you play space?

Nope.

No, she's white.

I'm withdrawing.

Yeah, I'm just going to find a part.

I can get anybody to be my partner.

I'm saying anybody who knows the rules and is solid,

and I'm going to win.

I've already said say less, my brother.

We're going to work it out.

Thank you. I'm withdrawing.
Yeah. I'm just going to find a part.
I can get anybody to be my partner. I'm saying anybody who knows the rules and is solid, and I'm going to win.
I've already said say less, my brother. We're going to work it out.
Somebody say say less Monday. He not talking about the restaurant.
Yeah, we're going to work it out. Say less.
We good. We've heard enough.
Anything else on Luigi? No. I can't wait for the docs.
Oh. That I'm ready for.
I want to see the scripted joint. I want to see the guy who gets to play Luigi Like that Aaron Hernandez shit

Is he still fighting his extradition to New York?

Yes

Trying to think of who would play Luigi

That's what I'm saying

I could see

The dude from The Night Of

The Night Of

He's Pakistani

So

The Scarface was white

Thank you. from The Night Of.
The Night Of? He's Pakistani. So? So? The Scarface was white.
Facts. Reverse it.
I want to see a doc about how many people have, how many people are from Project Innocence have killed somebody afterward. Oh, shit.
That's bad. Yeah.
I think my first episode off, it was like, hey, this guy from Project Innocence. 24-year-old.
I was like, hey, wait a second. Philly nigga, locked up for 24 years, came home and killed somebody over $1,400 worth of cocaine.
Yeah, that was a bad choice. They had that settlement.
Come on, Project Innocence. He won $41 million, right? Come on.
I don't remember how much he won. It was a lot.
It's enough that you shouldn't be selling cocaine. $4.1 million, I think.
There's real killers over there. Oh, yeah.
They say 40% of people in Death Row is not guilty. Innocent.
Yeah. So he just was part of the end of the 60s, it sounds like.
You know what I mean? Like they swung and missed on that one. Fucking Jason Bateman tricked me into watching some shit on Netflix.
What? Some shit called Carry On. I watched it.
I like that. It's like the airport version of Phone Booth.
Okay. Jason Bateman is doing some shiesty shit in an airport, and he's conned the TSA worker into helping him against his will.
I watched it.

And good actors in it.

It wasn't bad though, Joe.

I didn't say it was bad.

I need to watch it. I watched the whole thing.

It was compelling,

but it was a bad

Jason Bateman movie.

It was like

Jason Bateman

picking roles

during a pandemic

maybe or some shit.

It wasn't his normal

Jason Bateman type role,

but I liked it.

I liked it.

Mark, you have so much more

than you need to watch

before you watch

fucking Carry On.

The thing I've learned

on this pod

is I haven't seen

Thank you. It wasn't his normal Jason Bateman type role, but I liked it.
I liked it. Mark, you have so much more than you need to watch before you watch fucking carry on.
The thing I've learned on this pod is I haven't seen things. Mark has not seen The Sopranos.
That's crazy. Not a fucking episode.
He hasn't seen Green Mile, Shawshank, Game of Thrones. Wait, when did Green Mile make it to the list of things you had to see? Mel says it's one of the greatest movies of all time.
That's a good movie. That tracks.
No, no, no. That's not what I said.
He said it's in your top 50, right? I said it's in my top. It's not even top 50.
It's top five. Wow.
Of my personal. Green Mel is not in your top five movies of all time.
Listen, you fucking jaded, cynical motherfuckers. Yes, it is.
It is a beautiful story that covers all of these themes that affect the human experience and condition. He died at the end.
Nigga, I didn't see it. Fucking asshole.
I've been waiting 20 years to watch it. I'm about to say it's 20 years old.
By now, if you kind of missed it, then. I was going to watch it tonight.
I'm going to watch Shawshank. I was going to watch Shawshank this weekend.
I'm glad you still ain't watching. Here we are.
I was on the road. I was trying to get you going over from home.

The Sopranos is shocking.

That's crazy.

I realized what it was after being here for a while.

Because I was like,

it sounds like I was in jail

or something.

But what it was is that

when I was working on my PhD,

I was like, I can't fall.

Oh, you're a drunk guy.

No, no, no.

That's what it was.

If it came out between...

I was a little too busy

being a doctorate.

From 2001 to like 2005, I didn't watch shit. So everything that came out during that period I just missed.
I kept trying to figure out like Gladiator. All the shit y'all talk about all came out in the same window.
The Sopranos I want to watch but I just came in too late. I didn't watch The Wire until 2010.
I watched The Wire late too. I watched The Sopranos and The Wire late but that was still, it's been like 25 years.
I didn't know Sopranos was that good.

It is.

I'm watching it again.

Where does it rank among like-

One of the greatest shows of all time.

A lot of people have it like one.

A lot of people.

I don't know if I do, but not The Wire.

I would think it wouldn't even be one among HBO shows.

Yes, it is.

A lot of people have it there.

Yes, it is.

Really?

Yes.

Above Succession, above The Wire, above All That?

Yeah.

Above Game of Thrones?

I've never watched Game of Thrones. Thank you.
Except for The Red Wedding. I don't even know what that is.
And I watched the last season when they start putting Coca-Cola bottles in all the ads. That was funny.
Wait, so none of y'all else got like a show or a movie that's like embarrassing that you haven't seen? No. No.
I don't think so. No, I've seen everything that's culturally relevant.
You know what I watched this weekend? You're a real piece of shit. You know what I watched this weekend? I watched the Christopher Reeve story.
Superman story. I watched it.
That tracks. It was a nice doc.
Hey, you watch yourself. That's exciting.
Hey, I want to give respect to his wife. She's a strong woman.
I took some things from that. How strong she was.
The white woman was dedicated to her husband. A lot of people left him after he became a quadriplegic.
He was fucked up. He didn't move.
I left with the flu. Right.
That's what I'm saying., I wanted, I wanted to tweet, yo, shout out to Dana, but then I realized she passed away as well. She did.
His wife passed away. I wanted to shout out because how strong she was.
You can still shout out. You can shout her out.
Shout out. No, no, she passed away.
It wasn't land. I'm sure her family would appreciate it.
You think people that passed away can't hear shit? Nah, she can't hear nothing, man. She might be in this room.
Stop it with that. Come on, I don't like that.
Back to the hats. Back to the hats again.
It's okay. It's okay.
What else? What else? What else? Travis Hunter, he got a pass. Everybody gets a pass from me today.
I don't have nothing. No smoke for nobody, for real.
Look what a little vacation does for you. Yeah.
Humble. Everything is cool, man.
Peaceful. Yeah, it's nothing to be.
I ain't letting this job fuck my blood pressure up again. Fuck this shit.
Very humbling. The nurse left this morning.
You're doing great. Good.
Amazon hires Taylor Rooks to lead. Not the NBA pregame.
The Amazon pregame show. Oh, yeah.
For NBA, though. For the NBA.
When they get it next year. Shout out to Taylor Rooks man.
For sure. That has made a lot of men very happy.
I am so proud of her. Because of her acumen.
She's amazing. She's very good.
She's gifted. Yeah but we shouldn't just do this through the male gaze.
I mean. We shouldn't just do this through the male gaze.
Growth. That's that growth you're talking about.
She look good. And she's great at her job.
Yeah, I don't want to objectify her. I'll just say, male gaze.
It'll help. She's so talented, man.
And I've known her since she was working at, I think, Yahoo. You know everybody, nigga.
I got that. She used to, she used to come to the, all the ladies.
Are you supposed to think that you just, see your bag? See how this shit works for you, nigga? Wait, hold up. Here it comes.
She's like my little sister. Yeah, I know.
I used to use that. And that's my sister.
Except for Mel. But that's my sister.
That old school shit, nigga. You late to the party.
No, really, like Taylor is the homie. Because she younger than you, right? You was right You was a professor I'm like probably I don't know I'm probably 15 years older than Taylor That's your angle That professor angle She used to come to Sixers games You know doing some Gotcha You know and I watched her Do the grind from like Yeah she grew up She grew up Yeah Seeing her journey I watched her journey That's important Yeah no And I She actually was friends with one of my exes oh that tells us a lot clap it up for that she was always like the little sister the homie but watching her grind and get better at the craft so proud the.
You're a freaky ass nigga.

I'm happy for Taylor too. Congratulations to Taylor Rooks.

Friend of the show. We absolutely love her.

And shout out to Amazon for

promoting black talent.

That's the point to me.

Think about when we were

watching the NBA back in the day when it was like Peter

Vesey and all these

Marv Albert. And now

you got Malika Andrews doing some stuff

I'm going to go see black women in positions of power in sports and visible positions as well. I want to see them behind the scenes as producers, but also on camera.
That's a beautiful thing. That's a lot of growth, man.
We would have never seen that 20 years ago. Well, I educated them last pod about Jane

Kennedy. Oh, the legendary

Jane? They know Jane. They did not know.

Who's Jane Kennedy?

The girl that is.

But then I also told them how...

That's Angela Davis. Oh, I don't know.

Yeah, exactly. Remember she got shout out Miss Fat Booty?

She looked like Jane Kennedy.

That's what most was talking about.

Okay.

Well, then I also educated them on what destroyed her career.

Indeed.

We don't need to rehash it.

Yeah.

Yeah, no.

We did it.

Married people in the building.

Who was the ghetto side of the family at the wedding?

Mine.

Mine.

Mine, for sure.

My side. Okay.
How about you? In the event that we are married? Oh, no. If there were a wedding, who'd be the...
I'd probably plead the fifth. Pleading the fifth is probably the best shit In this instance I told my girl my answer though

She knows who I think

Will be the ghetto people

But don't do it publicly

No I plead a fifth on that one

I don't know man

Gotta see

Gotta see

I keep saying I want a small wedding

Take me to City Hall

That's what we did

But we're gonna do a wedding

Yeah we're gonna do one probably

We'll be right back. Listen, I keep saying I want a small wedding.
Take me to City Hall. Let me elope.
Well, that's what we did, but we're going to do a wedding. Oh, you're going to do one after the fact? Yeah, we're going to do one probably in the next 12 months.
Okay. We got married because we wanted to be married and all of that, but we want a real ceremony.
Hero destination. That's what we've been going back and forth about.
You know, I would like something small, simple, in a way. But, you know, my mother's older.
Our mothers are older, some other stuff. So we may end up doing something here in the States.
So we're really on the fence about it. We're on the fence about it.
Why? What you thinking?

Oh, no. I'm laughing.
My family had some type of family reunion

recently in Tampa.

I guess we lost the vote to have it in South

Carolina where my aunt's

older aunts, 90,

91, 92 are.

And they made my fucking 90-year-old

aunt go to Tampa.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to fuck my family

up. So listening to you talk about

the And they made my fucking 90-year-old aunt go to 10. Oh, shit.
I'm going to fuck my family up. So listening to you talk about the moms being older and the destination way, it just made me think of my aunt and how old people get it bad.
They just make them track. Yeah.
They don't give a fuck. That's fucked up.
They don't give a fuck. Where was your wedding? Upstate.
Upstate. That's part of what we think about.
And Mel, if y'all end up continuing the progress that y'all are progressing on, what? What? If y'all continue down this path of love and bliss that you're on right this second. You ain't been to Chicago in months.
I don't know how it's... You don't know where I've been.
Yes, I do. No, you don't.
I track you. You have not been to Chicago.
Mel is gassing it, but we're going to let you live. But he's been here.
He's been here. Bitch.
I told Mel... I'm joking.
I told Mel I read her whole text message name when she was feeling free and loose on the pod. She was texting mad messages and her phone was leaning in.
You better believe I read it.

I was all in her business.

God.

Keep gads and them.

I'm with you.

Isn't that one of the downsides of being the only woman in this male-dominated fucking

workplace is that niggas is in your love affair business.

Yeah, we're in your business because we love you.

It's okay.

I don't think she loves it.

We ain't going to let no nigga talk because he's an actor. I ain't asked her about it.
I don't think she loves it. We ain't going to let no nigga talk.

I ain't asked her about it. I don't know.

I don't think she loves that. Sag after.

You think you're letting nigga just come around trying to be down?

No nigga. It's okay.

It's all good. But

in terms of weddings

I like the idea of a destination wedding

but there's another half. Barbados?

Maybe. Yeah.

That sounds too expensive already. It does sound very expensive.
Very expensive. We think of Puerto Rico.
There you go. Nice and simple.
There you go. On the Peter Pan.
On the Peter Pan. The Peter Pan plane? What else is important? Unimportant? I don't care.
We can talk about anything. Everyone feel free and loose.
Don't call for it, nigga. Don't call out for the looseness.
Let it happen organically. We know this because I'm still waiting for you to tell them I'm not doing it.
You got to. I know you want me to do it because you fancy how my brain looks at this stuff, but I ain't doing it.
I'm appreciative. I got away with a lot of folks.
I'm appreciative and grateful to each member of this podcast for the job that they did in my... Nigga, what? Yo, niggas was getting shit off.
Yo, you talk about Ice and Ish with the tinfoil hat on about Luigi. Mine is more so on about the drones over Jersey.
I was wondering if you've seen some drones. Yes.
I don't know this story. What? I'm not here for the drones? You didn't hear about...
Are you serious? Man, text Angela Ryan. Man, what you been doing? I've been single for the last five days.
Oh. I didn't watch the news.
I didn't do anything. You are the news.
I was on the run. I didn't look at the TV.
I didn't do shit. Mark, there's drones.
There's unidentified drones flying over. He was faithful, right? Yeah.
I didn't do anything. You are the news.
I was on the run. I didn't look at the TV.
I didn't do shit. Mark, there's drones.
There's unidentified drones flying. He was faithful, right? Yeah.
I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.
It sounded like, all right. No, I'm just saying.
I was taking advantage. When I get five days away and don't see the TV or the phone.
I'm telling you. I mean.
But he had a baby strapped to him. I had a baby.
Yeah, I was I was like room service drinking chilling playstation all the faithful marriage shit just to let Mel know oh okay you can cheat with the baby the baby as a matter of fact it might actually help the baby yeah the baby will help you get it off yeah but that's still my mark just in, just in general. Okay, so you don't know

about drones flying over New Jersey

for several weeks. Unidentified

drones been flying over Jersey every

night for several weeks. Oh, is

that why y'all was talking about aliens and shit on the pod

last week? Yes.

It went right over my head. It's mad drones, and

then, you know, the police, the FBI,

a lot of, you know,

a lot of law enforcement are saying they don't know

what it is, they don't know where it's coming from, but they're on it,

they're trying to identify where it's coming from, but

Thank you. And, you know, the police, the FBI, a lot of, you know, a lot of law enforcement are saying they don't know what it is.
They don't know where it's coming from, but they're on it. They're trying to identify where it's coming from.
But there's some shit going on. And the tinfoil hat people probably think is aliens or some shit.
Yes. Or something.
Yeah. Or something.
But I heard that, you know, somebody said that she spoke to somebody from the Pentagon. And they were saying they were looking at something pertaining to Gamma.
Is it the record label?

No, not Gamma.

Gamma Ray or something like that.

Something to that effect.

That sounds like bullshit.

Let me find out.

You guys talk about it.

Trump came out and was like,

the government knows what's going on and they're not telling nobody.

Now, I didn't vote for Trump.

But this is one of the reasons I appreciate him. Right.
Because he going to come out and say, it's China. For sure.
He going to come out and just kind of say some shit he wasn't supposed to say. I also listened to some experts, some people that work with drones and have military contracts.
They were saying that they, and not their expert opinion, they don't claim to be experts and they don't want to spread misinformation like I'm about to do. But they were saying they don't believe that these are evil drones.
They just feel like the government knows where these drones are coming from. He felt like the drones were coming to smell something.
Yeah, so they're tracking. Because there is no reason for, he says a drone can't really see anything in the night time so there is no reason to send a drone out in the night time unless you're in search of a person or a thing and he thought that that was a scent, go ahead he said these are our drones tracking gamma rays linked to possible WMDs in a massive counter terror operation oh, that? Y'all got WMDs in Jersey? I don't think it's fair that Jersey gets the drones first.
Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I was unshocked by that.
Why? Jersey seems like a good first place for aliens to take in this American life. It's so uninteresting.
Maybe that's why? Interesting yet uninteresting at the same time. Yeah, yeah.
I feel like we pay too much in taxes to have to deal with this first. That's a fact.
And Delaware's right there. Like, if there were ever a test ground, test over there.
Nobody going to Delaware. Hey, yo, they got niggas.
They got police officers that's so scared. They didn't put nobody on another police officer trying to shoot at the drone in Jersey.
They got officers, a video of an officer trying to shoot at the drone. And you're not going to hit the drone.
Then they had a meeting in Jersey with all the officials. Yeah, they did.
They called an emergency meeting. I would play the clip, but it's extremely long.
And they called them to the meeting to say, we don't know shit. So some of the officials left the meeting and tore their ass off.
I traveled three hours to this bullshit for you to say you have no idea what this is. One of them was like, he was flying a helicopter.
And one of the drones, a few of the drones came up on his helicopter. And he retreated because he was afraid.
How big are these drones? They're big. Some of them are rumored to be six feet.
These are not fucking drones. These are not drones.
What are they? Tell us more. They're UFOs.
See there's some of that shit y'all was doing while I was going. That's not to...
Nobody knows what the birthday are. What is your basis? The fact that everybody's acting fucking stupid and every law enforcement agency is claiming like, we don't know what it is.
No, y'all motherfuckers know what it is and you don't want to deal with mask hysteria. I mean, they are UFOs, but that's...
But yeah, but sometimes the higher-ups don't communicate with local law enforcement, man. The FBI and Homeland, they're not communicating with local law enforcement.
That's my point, is that they know what it is and they're not telling us because they don't. They're trying to avoid mass hysteria.
Humans are so stupid that we assume that same stupidity on other entities such as aliens. Like, I believe aliens to have better shit to do than to surveil New Jersey during the holidays.
Like would you say these aliens are doing? I don't know. Just fucking saying on the next fucking episode of Shit Show Earth, I don't know.
Maybe they're fucking entertained by the fuck shit going on down here. I don't know.
There's nothing going on down in Jersey, really. Just life in general.
And I feel like if it was really fuck shit, somebody would shoot one of them down or tail him. Didn't you say a cop tried? And they sent another drone.
Local police sent their drone. Cops can't hit nothing but black people.
As soon as the drone got close to that, it powered the other drone down. So when the police officer sent this drone up and as soon as it got close, his drone fell down.
They say that they do have some special features like some Apple drones or some shit. Some shit that could just take the power away.
But it's not aliens. It's not at all.
No, I don't think it's aliens. It's not aliens, Melissa Ford.
Okay. Real quick in nigga news.
Man outside of the Pentagon with a loaded gun, 14 pounds of marijuana and a G Glock switch, and his underwear was arrested. Sleepwalking.
See what I mean? Get you every time. Joe, he was not sleeping.
What do these niggas do with the Pentagon? Leave the Pentagon alone. They'll fuck you up in there.
They'll fuck you up. Is that breaking? Just now it happened.
Like an hour ago. An hour ago.
Actually, three hours ago, man, I saw a Pentagon with a loaded gun, 14 pounds of marijuana, and a Glock switch. In his underwear? And his underwear was arrested.
14 pounds? That's an interesting thing to carry by the Pentagon. He probably got some legalization message.
You know what I mean? These are the people who want to do suicide by cop, too. There are a lot of people right now who have mental health issues that want to get taken out by the government they want to get shot so they go and do these things just to get stand in front of the pentagon with a glock or do that yeah you're gonna die it's part of their message it's weird to me like the people that set themselves on fire got it I wish more people got mental health we saw the NBA player who just jumped out of a window.
What was that, last night? Who the fuck did that? He played for the Magic. I'll tell you his name.
They just want to be Eric Sermon so bad. NBA player jumped out of a window.
Yeah, he's a European guy, though. His name is...
Is he alive? No. No, no.
It worked. Oh, okay.
I'm sorry to hear that. His name is Janice Timmer? Yeah, I saw that.
He passed. I didn't know that.
Yeah. That was how.
They say it's an apparent suicide, but he jumped out of a window. I wanted to ask you a question.
Sorry. Pertaining to the NBA.
Rest in peace to him and his family. How do you feel that the ratings are down in the NBA? Tremendously, Jonah.
How do you feel as an avid sports watcher, like ratings are down, NBA is looking like a shithole? They should put better product out. That's how I feel about it.
I think these stories are coming out faster than I'm used to. Like even if the ratings are all the way down, it seems like there's intent with that story being released the way that it is, maybe while they're negotiating for streaming rights or whatever's going on.
I don't know. It's above my pay grade, but it hasn't been the best product.
Even me as an avid watcher of NBA games, I haven't watched as many as I normally watch. It's almost unwatchable.
It's almost unwatchable. The Golden State Warriors played the Mavericks.
I was watching the game. The Mavericks lost.
No, I'm sorry. Golden State lost, but they shot 50% from three.
They set an NBA record for most three-pointers made in a game, the two teams combined. But it was unwatchable because it's just a bunch of three-pointers and dunks.
And there's no mid-range basketball. There's not a lot of moving.
It's like playing a video game. The NBA seems to be going through what we went through in music where you just lose the fabric of what you were at one point and you have to deal with the evolution of it.
I don't want to see teams just run up and down and shoot 53-pointers. That ain't it.
I understand that part, but when you said there's no mid- Mid-range. Mid-range play, what are you talking about, Lakers? As far as defense? Field goals within, from the dotted line to the three-point line, mid-range, inside of the field.
Not just three-pointers, but other jump shots. 15, 20-footers.
Carmelo Anthony. Got it, okay.
Bernard King. Got it.
DeMar DeRozan. Right.
Got it, got it. And the reason is not just the shot, it's the fact that the kind of basketball you have to play to get those shots are different.
You got to set more screens. You got to move.
You got to roll. You got to bury.
You got to do a lot of basketball stuff that makes the game the game. It's like if I'm a baseball fan, I love watching pitchers work counts.
I know some people think that's boring, but for me, it's like watching a pitcher work the count. I love that too.
Right. That's what makes baseball baseball.

Basketball, to me, is about screens.

It's about boxing out.

It's about moving the ball.

It's about moving without the ball.

You know, all those things that you don't see if you can shoot a three and then run up the court and shoot another three.

And even rebounding.

People don't rebound anymore in basketball.

Like, I mean, the reason all these guards are getting triple doubles is not because they're such great rebounders.

It's because big men.

Nobody rebound.

Yeah, they just send them there back to court.

And then, yeah, Russell Westbrook can get 15 rebounds.

And, I mean, the reason all these guards are getting triple doubles is not because they're such great rebounders. It's because big men.
Nobody's rebound. Yeah, they just send them to the court.
And then, yeah, Russell Westbrook can get 15 rebounds. And, I mean, a part of me does feel like it's good for the NBA.
Good for y'all. There was a period.
I don't know if that period is over. There was a period where every non-American player was being promoted as if they were going to carry the torch post-KD LeB and Steph.
The Joker, Greek Freak, Luka, there's a ton of them. So now what? Exactly.
Now what? That didn't seem to pan out the way you thought. Who are you going to go to now? Women Yana, even though I think he'll stay up.
Yeah. He'll stay up.
But everybody's not that. You're going to have to find somebody somewhere to be the face of this thing.
Yeah, it might be. I mean, you know, it's interesting.
I mean, Minnesota's not the right market. You know what I mean? But to find a young American athletic player that can play, I think, is going to be it.
You also need more rivalry. We need rivalries again, player rivalries and team rivalries.
Yeah, yeah. It's soft.
Yeah, do they take away some of the rules they implemented? Do you think that that will work? Like, you know, some of the penalties and all that stuff. I think they're tinkering.
They did the end-season tournament. I think that's tinkering, the playing, which was tremendous.
I think they're tinkering. I do think Adam Silva's brilliant.
I think he'll figure it out at some point, just not right this second.

This is a transition

year.

Are you going to put respect on Bronny's name?

Because he had 30 at

LA Fitness? No.

No, because he sold

50 million in jerseys.

I have nothing but respect for

Bronny James.

I appreciate the contribution

I'm not Ronnie. You know, my issue is always, like, they put Ronnie in an impossible position.
You said that. That's all it is.
I don't have an issue with Brian.

Brian knows how to play basketball.

I don't think he's an NBA talent right now. And I think they're stunning his growth by making him do this.

I'm watching him develop in the G League.

And that's where he belongs.

But the G League development he had would have been even better in college.

I just don't think he's never been the best player on any team he's ever been on,

which is weird to be an NBA draft pick.

I just want him to develop more. But I'm happy he had 30 the other night.
I watched that game. I watched how he played.
I watched how he moved out the ball. He's starting to figure it out.
He's figuring out how to move downhill. He's doing all the things that I want.
He's already an elite defender. I love watching him play basketball.
Got you. I just don't think he's a pro.
I want to ban him from ever talking about Bronny James. Okay.
It's nothing but respect for him. It's not.
Except for him.

It's not.

It's been nothing but respect.

With all due respect.

Are we done with sports?

Unless there's more sports.

No, no.

I don't want to step on anything.

No, no, no.

I just want to.

I want everybody to be lucifer.

I haven't heard enough mail.

I haven't heard enough mail

this episode.

I want to ask you

about Caitlin Clark.

They said that she was forced.

It's over, buddy.

It's over, buddy.

Y'all did it.

Y'all did that one, too.

I watched.

I watched.

All right, Joe.

Man. Oh, my.
It's over, buddy. Y'all did it.
Y'all did that one, too. I watched it.
I watched. All right, Joe.
Man. Oh, my.
Joe, that was on Patreon. We didn't do it on the main.
I watched. Okay.
I watched. It's on my list.
I mean, I think everybody did a really great job in my absence, and I'm grateful and appreciative for the work. Joe, stop acting like you're reading something.
What went wrong with that topic? Nothing. My topic? My brother.
I thought everybody was visible, seen and heard. I thought everybody did a great job of getting their points out.
Listen, man. Listen, man.
Yeah, because y'all do this shit where y'all paint me as a certain podcast dictator and then the fans go along with that and be like, oh, they're so loose and free. I'm like, dad'll get them fired.
The job is not be loose and free when Joe leaves. Dad'll get them hung.
Y'all think y'all helping. I'm just writing shit down.
He got a whole list of his songs. Yeah, but I'm not pulling up.
Did anybody here see Cardi being Offset having money wars in Miami during the breakup? They ended up at the same club. He's over here.
She's over there. Pretty close.
A section apart from each other. Oh, that's too close.
And then they had the money wars. Offsets start throwing money over there.
She threw money back. She threw money back.
He ordered bottles. She ordered bottles.
Oh, shit. He was peeking out when she was getting hurt.
They both were peeking at each other. As you would if you're ex or not ex.
I don't know if they're still married or if you're in the same spot. I see that.
Would any of y'all do that? Which part? The money war during a break. Yes.
Oh, yeah. That sounds like fun.
It does sound like fun. That sounds like a lot of fucking fun.
That's better than the other type of war. Yeah, word.
I wouldn't want to be in a strip club with my ex. Would you leave? Yeah.
Yeah, I would. What a gentleman.
I mean,

anybody being a gentleman,

I can't get hurt.

What am I,

make her leave?

No, I'm just,

no, no.

I couldn't have fun,

I couldn't have fun there with her there.

I'm going to have the most fun

with her there, nigga.

Yeah.

Sit right here.

I'm not having the money.

You're one of those money

at Child's Award?

Here, go pay your kid.

I'm throwing all that shit

in the air.

I'm getting my dicks up.

Yeah, right there.

What the fuck you talking about?

I ain't going to keep

throwing dollars around. I'm going to make you feel it.
You ain't watching it? Get a load of this. That's the next step in the money war.
Yeah, fuck it, you talking about? Thornton Pairs. Thornton Pairs.
Thornton Pairs. Anybody see Kodak Black at Rolling Loud, the Rolling Loud Festival? No.
I missed that one. I missed it.
Yo, y'all are great. He know the words to his shit.
I just heard it was terrible. Yeah, it was bad.
Is it over for him? Is it over? No, I'm not saying that. He's just going through some shit.
It do seem over for a lot of rappers, but I would be ahead of myself to say right this second that it's over for Kodak Black but a lot of rappers it's not because of y'all it's y'all situations y'all don't seem loud y'all don't seem like it's impactful right now I think with AI and the internet and the streaming everything is coming easy to a lot of these it It's not the ground. Is hip-hop under attack? Wow, he's shooting.
Wow. No, I wasn't wrong with that, though.
Oh, buddy. Joe, I wasn't wrong, Joe.
There's niggas that agree with me with that. Not dead ass.
That's what I was saying. I just can't get the point.
Is it? Are we? Joe, Joe. They seem to be arresting all our rights at the same time.
Oh, my God. What would we do? It's all right.
If you was here, you would have helped me. I didn't say nothing.
I saw it. I loved it.
No, you did not. Thank you.
I am grateful and appreciative. I mean, I don't know.
I don't know. We got to see.
We got to see. Yo, no, we should do it.
We should do Secret Santa. We say that every year and never do it.
Facts. Parks got me a gift last year, so I'm getting him a gift this year.
That was nice. Fuck the rest of y'all.
But you promised us last year. I don't care.
I make promises to break them. I make promises to break them.
I want my cologne, nigga. If we not all going to do it, then don't look for me to come in.
I'm a great gift giver. Don't look to me to come lace some shit.
Park set the bar too high, nigga. He bought you a DJ set.
He smoked that shit. He did.
He absolutely smoked that shit. Come on.
You could do something like that. Of course, but what else? Do you get somebody that can get something, get everything? Oh, here we go.
That's what the bitches keep saying. That's what I was like.
What do I get somebody that has everything? Get him a nice hoodie. Girl.
I was thinking about that, yeah. Get him an that Get him an Ish hoodie Some kicks No I'm not giving no Ish hoodie And I got it She got it already I didn't know I was looking at Neiman That was hate She slipped that with him too That was smooth Facts What she said I said get him an Ish hoodie I didn't know if he'd actually gotten it She said she didn an Ish hoodie.
I did not. I don't think you'll ever get one if you're not paying for it.

After you skate niggas for their $100 and Ish, they ain't letting that go.

Or the cake money.

Neither are you.

Neither are fucking you.

I did like that segment where your press mail is just about, yo, why you be lying so much?

Like, that's the one I wanted y'all to hold.

It's like, yo, that's a great question.

Why do you be lying so much?

Like, you don't even have to do it. She don't.
She acted like she was down with Mark about the train station saying that Penn Station was further than North. Maybe she been to North.
Yo, Mark, stop. Mel announced the end of her podcast.
It just started. Stop it.
Season one. And don't, yeah, don't join forces with that little bitch ass.
Oh, shit. This is original for me.
I don't know anybody else that said that. I sent out a tweet that said that season one is coming to a close so that.
That shit, dude. This is original for me.
That's my new life. I didn't hear nobody else saying nothing.
This is original for shady shit going on, tell me. Shady shit.
People acting like, oh, epic fail. Fuck you.
I'm getting a set built, bitch. I need some time.
I'm sorry. There was some YouTube speculation.
I thought you wasn't going to shoot at nobody. I don't give a fuck.
Get your shit off. She mad about that.
Show Joe the video you made that you didn't put out. Just show him, please.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. What? She said I'm not going to put out.
She made a clap back video. She's going to laugh.
She look nuts. Like Harry and Typen, nigga.
Holy shit. Listen, shut up, you little bitch.
Is man E? Yo. Because Mel ain't built to do the clapping back.
It's all right.

We got you,

big dog.

No,

you got to see the video.

Listen,

now I'll,

I'll see.

Yeah.

You old as hell.

Why is she so old?

I love Mel.

It's all right,

Mel.

We got it.

All right.

We're back on.

You know how long

it took me to figure out

how to do this.

We're back on.

How you can start this?

We're back on.

Holy shit. No, listen, I laugh at seasonal podcasts.
Joe, it's not nice. I think that's funny.
How about this? I think it's brilliant. Interesting concept.
I think it's brilliant. Y'all niggas be cooking.
I'm archaic. You talking about something.
Oh, yeah. Hey, everybody.
A little season one. Hit them with 10 and then go live life.
Shit. Look at the nigga that's killing- A little season one, hit him with 10, and then go live life.
Shit. Look at the nigga that's killing the game.
Look. Look at the compliments he gets, nigga.
Fuck out of here, nigga. What you talking about? Nigga, you laugh at season of- Shut up, nigga.
Right. I think season of- Stop it, nigga.
Your sarcasm is on your chest. That little 10 episodes.
Yeah, 10 episodes. He said, you stop now at 10? Why not step in five? That's what he did.
They be making an announcement like, there's so much on their plate. They be like, oh, this season's coming to a close.
What a ride we've been on. It's been a fucking month.
We've been a great... Oh, shit.
Nigga, you record five episodes in one week.

No.

No.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Shout out to Mel.

She's coming again.

And you know what?

Fuck you for joining in,

because you know what's going on behind the scenes.

Yeah, that's me and you, though.

I can't say it publicly.

Mel's working.

Yeah, she's going to do some shit.

I can vouch for that.

Yeah, she scammed another one.

I know two.

Big Mel.

She don't play with them.

She got another one.

I don't know what she be telling these people.

Hey, I'm going to get you to watch.

Don't worry, Joe.

Hopefully Joe's going to see it and bring you on the phone.

No.

Stop.

Stop it.

Mel be using her clown, nigga. Mel be getting her shit.
She used her relationship. I can get you to speak to Joe.
Nigga said it's episode 10. I didn't speak to Joe yet.
I love this lady, son. She's a legend to me, Joe.
And Mel got off that woman's health shit, too. She got off that woman's health shit.
Enough about woman's pussy. get to bring some of my vixen friends up in this piece.
Talk about the good old days. I like it.
I like it. I like it.
What the fuck are they talking about? What else? Stop, please. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? I don't know if I have too much else that I care about.
I don't care about none of this shit, really. How supportive has Sade been with your current vacation? Everything.
That's my baby, my life, my world. All the love in the world to her.
Extremely supportive. You can do the marriage, son.
Yeah, you married. He's like a married thing, right? That's a married answer.
You guys are kind of already married. I'm married already.
I keep telling y'all, this long-distance shit don't mean nothing. She is the FBI.
Forensics on bitches on the internet. Oh, shit.
Yeah, no, very supportive. I appreciate her.
Thank you, all that. It was great.
Were you a little, because you spoke to Mama Love, were you a little in your Joe Joe mood because I know it takes a while for somebody to get through that meaning like it happened were you forthcoming or you didn't feel like speaking did you go I want to speak right now no I was fine okay she's seen me sleepwalk he kept telling me you were fine too he's fine he's fine yo outside of having to deal with all that's come from what took place, I am all right. Like my mental health, I'm happy.
It's been fine. But that is some real Joe, real shit to have to deal with.
Right? Like, all right, let's get to the bottom of sleepwalking now. And how do you rectify this? Do you put a lock? Do you lock yourself in? Childproof.
Honestly, I've never had to even even when I sleepwalk and Ian's fucking bad. I didn't leave saying, well how do I fix that? Ian said, yeah.
Oh shit. No boy.
A dog collar. That's what you think is the answer, bro.
I just think that's some wild shit to have to, but such is life. Life is gone life.
Like I said, I'm pretty resilient. I'm pretty resilient, and I got the greatest God in the world, so it's okay.
Can't catch a break, though, Joe. It's okay.
Can't catch a break. No, he's got some breaks.
I don't look at it like that. I don't look at it like that at all.
I don't look at it like that at all. Maybe it's me.
Sorry. I feel like every time God is about to put me through like some life changing shit he throw a little test my way.
And how do you go about that? Like you say you ready for the position that you say you ready for and to be in that handle this one and let's see, cause this could go right or left. So I feel like this is one of those, like there's some shit to deal with before God preps me for whatever that next step and next level is.
So that's how I look at it. I'm pretty positive.
That's good perspective. I'm not so negative all the time.
We wish we would have heard that from you on the phone, nigga. Fuck out of here.
That nigga's gonna worry, nigga. Fuck you, man.
Well, listen, I thought I was coming back to tell a long, big story and all that, but it ain't about me. It ain't about me.
I'm glad y'all held it down. Gave me some time to go do what I needed to do on the side.

See a bunch of doctors and shit.

That's good.

I'm happy.

Other than that, I'm cool.

I'm cool, man.

Fucking sleepwalk.

Sleepwalk, it's a thing.

It's a thing.

It is.

It is.

I looked it up.

Hopefully none of y'all don't sleepwalk somewhere.

You ain't supposed to go.

No.

Pop's not... You and Pop spoke? Yeah.
Okay, he cool. He's not mad at you, is he? No.
Okay. No, he ain't mad at me.
You said him and Mom was going at it for her and I probably put him in the morning. Shocker to my parents to have to learn that your kid sleepwalks sometimes.
I can see how that would be a thing. That would terrify me.
Yeah. That would scare the hell out of me.
Do you know when the first instance of you doing it was?

Good question, man. Were you like a kid?

No, for me the first

time was that Ian's store in Miami.

Oh. But that might

have been the first time that there was a witness

there to tell me. Because if he's not there to tell

me, I wouldn't even believe that.

Wow. Do you find...

Okay, I was going to ask. Do you find your

way back to your bed?

No.

Okay.

Well, I feel like that would be...

That would be a giveaway.

Yeah.

So then that probably was the first time.

Yeah, but the human mind is tricky, right?

Like the morning that I slept walk, I did wake up on my couch naked.

And when I woke up on a couch that I don't normally go to.

So when I woke up, I was like, hmm, odd, but maybe a long night. Maybe.
Right. You think just maybe a long night.
I didn't think I sleptwalked somewhere and ended up on the couch. Like, that's not, nah.
But if you ended up, like, on the lawn or on the porch, you'd be like. Now that's different.
Right. Now that's different.
And that's a crime. And that's a crime.
Which is dangerous. Yeah.
And you're black in America. So you don't want to give people reason to shoot you.
Right. That's a fact.
You don't want to give people reason to say that you are a threat or some type of predator or paint you any way that you are not so they could be justified. You know what I mean? Doing what they already want to do yeah like i feel i do feel like there's some people that's trying to george zimmerman me like i do feel like that but we have examples of that being the case for black people in this country sometimes so you see certain traps if you're lucky it's unfortunate yeah but it.
Like, we still nigger. I mean, shout out to your positive outlook on it, man.
Shout out, I don't know. Shout out to you.
Motivational. Motivational.
Whatever, whoever you spoke to, whatever. It's motivational to me, man.
That shit would have fucked me up. Just mentally, like, just going through my thoughts.
And the way you handle it, you know, I like it. Just hearing from you makes me feel much better.
All right, well, good. Yeah.
Good. And I appreciate the concern.
Yeah, salute. So forth and so on.
All right, so y'all didn't care about the Secret Santa idea. I'm down.
I'm down. I suggested it last year.
She did. Back to white people during Christmas shopping.
White people, they going in the liquor stores buying bottles of wine and asking the liquor store to gift wrap it. I've seen it.
Oh, yeah. That's a thing.
Yeah, that's a thing. That's a thing.
Man, that liquor store by me kicked them white people to fuck. No, we do not do gift wrapping.
You take all of these bottles and get the fuck out. They give you a little bag.
No, they try to buy a lot of bottles. I saw a white person in Nordstrom tell a person, oh, you can watch my dog.
Wow. Watch my dog real quick.
I would never. It's all about it.
Yeah, somebody might steal her. Nobody wants Daisy, man.
Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody wants Daisy. Yes, they do.
She almost got stolen one time when I was walking her. You told that story mad time.
Nigga, you almost got stolen one time. When you was walking in your little dog walking outfits in the park.
I'm cool. Travis Hunter, I wish you well.
You and her. Who else?, thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers to this whole list.

I'm totally cool.

Is there something that you guys would like to share

that the boss has suppressed you from doing so?

Or you want to open up like a loose and free segment

where we share something from our personal lives

or experience?

Please.

No.

I think we got it off while you were done.

Yeah.

We had our fun.

Yeah.

They knew it was going to come to the end of this one right here. I seen her.
I seen her. She got away with me.
Oh my God. It looked like you were having a blast.
She was Savannah. Oh my.
Savannah. It's cool.
Okay, so with that being said,

we can do sleepers. Mark has a hard out, so let's let him

get his first sleeper. My sleeper

is... I realize now we

can go old school, so I wanted to...

Since we're up here in Queens,

I'm going with one of my favorite

MCs from Queens and one of my favorite hip-hop

love songs of all time.

Couple Bars by Homeboy Sandman. Yo, why you ain't return my text message, yo? Don't you stop being such a ice queen.
You're supposed to be sweet to me. I'm getting texts.
I'm like, oh, is that her? Oh, it's not her. Oh, is that her? Oh, it's not her.
I'm trying to concentrate. I had a dream about you, it was bugs, soon as I woke I rode it out, so I could roll it out before you like a red carpet, not a carpet color, red a carpet made out of the color itself, every strand was woke by summer itself, let me be as helpful to your sin as elf, I'm rocking wedding bells, a wedding ring in my utility belt, I ain't trying to gasp, you know you ain't trying to belch Make waffles that are belch, you do my bestest for your breakfast in bed Breathe my breath upon your breathes, it's isn't legs, baby, run for press, I'll vote I'm fearless from the feelings you revoke, okie dokie, you can open up my nose I'll never put you second for a second, there no Robinson Cano I don't know if you're into sports, but I ain't hoping so I noticed you're a glowing indigo It would be an honor just to roll with you Let's make the honor roll I'll run atop a rainbow And I'll snatch a pot of gold I'll dump the gold and use the pot To make you fly the nose I won't even pot a rose for you I'll pot a growth I ain't even got a home for you I got a globe Solar system doesn't even got a lot of those I'm your prince, princess You ain't gotta kiss a a lot of toes Genuine article, wish I was your articles or clothes Just a particle of cotton on your cones, that'd be the most Wonderful destiny ever, only possibility possibly better Than being a stitch on your sweater is being human and me and you together Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever Now or never is it true, I prefer now but whatever's good with you That'll do.
We could date until the doc, give a date when the baby do. I could call you honey, sugar, darling, sweetie, baby boo, you're so hot.
Sue me for being a hot pursuit, when the situation's opportune, I'm a proper troop. I step up to the front, I don't front though, I've got you under my skin.
Nothing fungal, perpetually I keep it on the humble. I ain't on a hunt, I only tryna hump be a monkey's uncle I pray you don't mistake yourself for prey on me for lame and trying to pick some game to try to get some play that it'd be a shame next time I see you I am definitely gonna shave so then I'm doing push-ups trying to get in better shape and taking in some sun to try and tear my skin a couple shades let's be a couple babe let me keep you company let me in the door so I can make sure that you're living comfortably, I can practically guarantee that I'm your cup of tea, follow my lead, take this loaded magazine and cover me, that's all I gotta say at least for now, if you allow, I say it every single hour, I'm not even single now, in my heart and mind we're already a duo, I already switched from acting singular to acting plural, if I painted, I'd have painted you a mural.
If I worked at

Subway my future made, I would have made a hero.

To celebrate the miracle

you are, but I'm a hype because I'm

a writer. Roll the couple bars.

Word. So show

me some love, yo. Can I get a shout out?

A simple conversation? We can take a walk

and after that, if you want it too, we won't chill no fur

and I won't even sweat you. But thanks for

inspiring a high record either way.

Peace.

That's homeboy Sandman.

Couple bars.

That's my shit.

That shit is fine.

I guess I'll go second.

Everybody else seems to be wrapped up in their phones and whatnot.

Oh damn.

I'm going to go fashion and little Vic.

This is Capo. Must I remind you it's me.
Sean. Capital nigga.
I just left the convo with a consigliere in the capo. It's smelling like a milliano, my siciliano.
Get chinchillas dragging on the concrete. You smell the Don Perignon when the Don speak.
Building with the arenas by the marina. Do a favor for me, I bring you a finger.
Yeah, Mugliano named Santiago. I'm about to dial a pop-up.
Let's get this motherfucking Parmigiano. From New Jerusalem to Grizzly City politics.
gettin' busy, gotta acknowledge it. Shields Ave University, my scholarship.
I got my doctorate and dirty dollars. Affiliating with real crooks, from Dakota to Millbrook.
Barn Street, Butler Park, I hustled hard. Not just for the money, but for the art.
I threw a bunch of darts before I hit the bullseye. Millionaires, multi, far cry.
From my days of slang ice Bragging and banging rights Hanging with A or likes Telling a hater to take a hike Take a flight before I take advice He need my favorite vikes Never met a hoe I would make a wife Diamond blood to Jesus For the sake of Christ I made money then made it twice I made money then made it twice I got a lot of Jewish homeboys that understood Goyan Be a good boy, I enter bloody in the hood for ya I am Ray Donovan, dirty the Hollywood lawyer Tell that good girl next door to Molly Good for your paranoia Never bring me better oysters In a better moisture My head perestroika Showstopper, Bodaka, high school had no locker So opera MC's tryna snatch up my flow Oscar Crash Bandicoot in a fast candy coop Ask Sammy, he gon' tell you that my family shoot On theascam, I used to trashcan these loops The last man standing on his Afghani suit The sky was light blue, I flew him right he threw it Mike Drew in 016, I might just haiku it Cruise past the feds, body in a white Buick Downpour, only hell, outlaw, Josie Wales Box boxing at a southpaw, scalp yaw for ponytails,

Holy Grail, Guinea's talking, bing, bong, boom, show they weapons like Kim Jong-un, you're just a rim job goon, some sort of heathen who peaks at slaughter season, and each recorded heathen with speech from Jordan Peterson sheets, the bloodthirst make me bust first, like Adam caught an eve on the floor of Eden, can't ignore the demon. Special little VIP, Capo

That was dope

That was dope I'm a V, then can't ignore the demon.

Special, Lil Vic, Capo.

That was dope.

That was dope.

That was dope.

Shout out to them.

Shout out to Vic.

You did the beat and was the other MC on it.

Hey, yo, listen.

I'm going to the Bronx.

One of my favorite people right now.

Connie Diamond featuring Don Q.

Make amends. No, no.
Make amends.

No, no money bag But we ain't sippin' no Waukesha Just a pre-roll of smoke, now hot still I vista Been that bitch, everyday my drips look like Easter Still won't miss, and I'm chargin' niggas tax on features I don't gang bang, but I be with cuz like Skeeter Hella rich, and I still be in a trap like Bieber's bitch If I ever catch a charge, I plead the fifth You be in the ER if I need the lift Rather kill her with punchlines

Bob and then weave when they think they can touch mine

Bitches start to bite when you tell them it's crunch time

Diamond been the bully, I was skipping a lunch line

I'm on that nigga

I'm the type of player that'll pick up a bitch with another bitch

And have them both tongue kissing a dick

Love my shooter cause he always coming cool with the clips

Watch him move when he gonna have you running scritts and shit

Might pour an 8 to the face

My homie came off from a body cause them people ain't have a trace for a case Watch how he moving, I can tell a snake by his pace Head up the view and I had my little ones wait by your wake Middle of the jungle, I let my jewelry floss out Old bitches tryna come through nowadays but they lost out Shorty, I'm tryna fuck you, let them feelings get tossed out Hot hail on like Rapunzel when I'm pulling it all out They replace it, but they just copied and pay hot I had to get low, I only played a block on the K-lock Plus my face probably known by every cop in the state And what they making? Yeah, I go and dropping the bricks, bitch Make the money, I ain't end up making friends They were saying fuck me, now they wanna make amends It's a gathering left against us and playing time And the bad bitches that bring me on paper and love you Make the money, I ain't end up making friends They were saying fuck me, now they wanna make amends It's a gathering left against us That's Connie Diamond

and Don Q make amends.

Big Mel,

what you playing for us today?

I am going to play

oh Jesus

take the wheel I'm sorry

it's called Stay Down

by Rose Gold featuring

Like

Stay Down Yeah, yeah. I don't know my telephone More than half the time Hey, call me, I'm gonna take it in my life Why am I so addicted to this bullshit? Why am I so addicted? Why am I so addicted to your bullshit? Why? Stay focused But you keep telling me To get my mind And to get out Stay down, stay down Get your mind And get out Some days I lose my moment Then I jump back in And I can't explain why Oh, I'm going crazy

Stay down, stay down He was taken to the sun night today. He called the Appalachia.
He was at home. And your sister seemed to be sick again.
And it upset her. So I think maybe you need to give me a call.
So I can fill you in on what's going on. Okay.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Rose Gold Mohamed. I'm tired of playing for a second because I miss you so call me back but I just keep declining and then I'm calling you back and then you decline me and then we just play this game for the rest of our lives play this that is Rose Gold and Like Stay Down and some people in her voicemail.
It was a vibe, though. It was a vibe, though.
I fuck with it. All right, all right.
I found this little tune. I don't know who the fuck he is.
It's my first time hearing him, but he was flowing.

So I'm going with a record by a gentleman named County Boy Solo.

Okay.

With a K.

It's an old record.

It's new to me.

And this record is called Identity Crisis.

Yes, sir! We'll be right, plug, cause I'm silent with my agility I repeat, it ain't no secret I've been chosen, rest a piece to all the ops I wish that they could flip the code I didn't want the maddest bitch You fattest shit, I tittest boy Been running up that baggage shit, I'm married to a weirdo Keep it a moving, niggas got tools for build up aggression We ain't acting, niggas just crashing, need more than progressive Learn a hell of a lesson, send a hell of a message If you surviving, count your blessings, no confessor You talking, we gon' pull up and you see what that talking is really about Word of my mama, ain't where that word of my fuck all that shit you heard about Running the game, I run them down, feeling like I'm at the summit now Bitch, I'm a star, like when the sun is down, none of you niggas dirty to cry I used to dream a hundred thou, lies billions when I close my eyes Always on the grind, when I get it won't be no surprise This shit no disguise, all white when a nigga feel divine Please don't get me started, you won't make it to the finish line Love of that though, focus on the cream, so one time for that nigga Maxo I been handing niggas L's like it's Paso, put a balance in the Tecto I'm milking anything still on Nacto,. Designed my zapatos, do your bitch to backstroke.
Say you fucking with me nigga, he ain't really that close. Used to call me Lolo's, now they call me Solo.
First name Carlos, would've thought I was a Cholo. How the peep, that ain't no secret, I been chosen.
Rest a piece to all the ops, I wish that they could switch the clothes. I just want the maddest bitch, you fattest shit, a titties spoken.
Round up that bag of shit, I'm married to a weirdo Call that nigga's next like they were the Elliot None of your music is my personal preference All you niggas work is probably need a reference I'm a boss, don't shit, without my blessing It's fine whenever I text her, that's your bitch I ain't worried, I just fuck her, you can love her I won't take her, don't get the scurries Got kvazi in my cup, shit is getting a little blurry Get into it, call her shooters,, throwing bullets Call them Murray I been grinding till this early I'm on point like Bobby Hurley Stop the reaching Got a chick so thick she running in the brick Let's fuck a feature I don't even gotta stand up to the feature Won't mislead ya I'm the truth I'm killing rappers on my lead ya Swear you niggas do it, you don't do enough All you niggas act the snow in the bluff You flip when it's tough You run when it's rough Identity crisis, you did it, you're puffed Come through in the clutch Better I'm a score Doing niggas dirty Never do chores Better than before Honor to the Lord Pen is mighty than a sword Pen is truly yours That's brand new old music They lucky I ain't find this beat when I was rapping for it. I'd have tore you niggas' asses up.

Brand new old music from County Boyd

Solo.

That record is called

Identity Crisis.

Shout out to him.

That beat is hard.

What's up?

And he flowed.

He flowed over that

motherfucker.

Go ahead now.

Yeah,

what's up?

Alright, man.

Little throwback episode.

I like it over here, man.

Yeah, man.

I like it over here.

Like, I remember.

I remember now. Yeah, a lot of history was made right here.

Man, I'm a legend in this building.

You shit with me?

It's like fucking Kobe seeing the garden, nigga.

What the fuck is you talking about?

When I see this place, are you

shitting me in all that didn't here?

Stop playing with me, man. Anyway.

Marcus-ish now.

Big-ish, y'all mean?

Y'all mean, a little late-inch. That's my man, man.

Nigga just walked in anytime we wanted.

Him in fucking ice. Pulled a Newark

boy rope-a-dope on me.

MVP, nigga. Most valuable player.
Yo, why you just be making up shit? Who, me? No, I'm not. I told you.
I fucking, yo, Ice come in. Ish come to the Patreon because this shit is a little smaller.
And then Ice called out sick. And then we hit you back.
But you booked. You had something to do now.
Yo, but I said, but that's not what happened. I said, yo, let me know if you want me moving around.
Ian said no. We didn't want you to because Ice didn't call out sick.
Then you hit your man, Newark boy. Hey.
Hey, yo, hit that sciatica. Hey, yo, dog, hit that sciatica.
Hit the sciatica. Some line you can't say nothing about.
Yo, push the sciatica. You can't say that.
Nigga ain't had sciatica for two weeks. Yo, dog.
Now. All right, all right.
Push the sciatica button, dog. Yeah.
What are you talking about? You're Newark boys, boy. Yo, what do I got to do? Good to see you, though, man.
He said it was bothering him after the last part. Huh? What? I said it was bothering him after the last part.
Flip's a good friend. But what do I got to do with that? He said it was bothering him.
That's the part I want to know. What do I got to do with that? Yeah, he was talking about getting some acupuncture or some that.
You're right. You crazy.
You got a lot of critiques about us too, nigga. That's not true.
I didn't have another one. Show him what you did.
I'm super appreciative and grateful for the job everybody did while I was gone. Thank you for holding it down.
They making faces. Hip-hop is being attacked., it's flip.
But I don't know why. I don't know either.
I have no idea why. I just walked in the door.
Hey, yo, say the topics you like. He has been super appreciative and what's...
How does it go? I'm very grateful and appreciative for the job that each member did in my absence. I am.
I don't know why they think that's a game.

What was the topic?

What did y'all think?

I'd be watching

and wanting it to fail?

No.

Tell me nobody here thinks that.

Nobody thinks that.

And everybody out there know.

I've announced it for years.

My dream is

for this part to happen

and me not be here.

You said that before.

That's a dream of mine.

In the past,

I felt like if I couldn't make it,

then we had to cancel.

I don't feel like that today.

Okay.

But you also Come on. Come on.
Ronald applause to us. I don't feel like that.
Look at the man that job is secured. Yeah.
Listen. That's not what the nigga said.
He also stated that he was mumbling shit. You got a lot of shit off, and you got a lot of bullshit off.
I didn't say bullshit. I said a lot of takes.
What was your favorite topic? He said what it was. It was, uh...
He said one of them. I got a list.
Why does Mel lie? Oh, you wanted to be here for that? That was the one. And we still let her live.
I got about five male lies that we ain't get to.

Male just be lying about you.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

I'm going to fuck with them saying.

Fuck with them talking about lies, nigga.

We listen and we don't judge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Y'all played that game all wrong.

No, there's no beef.

No, round of applause.

No, anybody.

No, dead ass, yo.

No, dead ass.

The job everyone did.

I'm so appreciative. They played that game horribly wrong.
It's cool. I mean, it's cool.
It's cool. It's cool.
We'll get our lives on because it's just Mal. She's the only way that can get our lives.
Everybody, you want me out, I'll tell you. Everybody in their lives.
Everybody was a lot looser and freer while I was gone. Why do you think that is? Yo, bro, I don't know, man.
Yo, do I get a sleeper? Yo, do I get a sleeper?

This nigga walked in and want to play a sleeper?

I can't get a damn sleeper.

Hey, this nigga nothing.

What's the hair we doing before?

Can I get a sleeper?

No, nigga. You got here at fucking 4 o'clock.

Give me that. I didn't get here at 4 o'clock.

That fucking sleeper.

You a legend.

We got out of here, buddy.

This guy is crazy, yo. Hell no, Yoko.
Damn sleeper. We out of here, buddy.
Hell no. Hell no, Yoko.
Damn sleeper. Holy shit.
Aight, man. Um, you'll know.
You'll know this one. Yo, why you act like you never recorded in Queens? You part of the fabric.
Don't do that. I put some numbers up in here.
Don't do that. You part of the fabric a little bit in.
That's why I was mad you ain't spoiled that move. That's why I was mad.
One of them had to be in. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about.
I'm following instructions. Nah, I don't give a fuck what you're talking about, nigga.
One of y'all should have been here on the... Come on, You know what we did here? I'm not disagreeing with you.

I'm following instructions. We did it in here.

Hey, we can see like AB, the ish when you got here, and ish now.

And ish now.

I'm following instructions.

And I'm in here with niggas that ain't did it here.

They didn't play in this arena.

Like Flip is great.

Mel is great.

Mark is great.

Awesome.

One of you niggas that played in the garden.

Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that played in the garden.
Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that.

It's the coach say.

It's cool.

Don't worry about it.

I'm back.

It's fine.

You hear me?

It's fine.

Listen, man.

Oh, y'all want to do y'all outro y'all was doing?

No.

Y'all want to do y'all outro y'all was doing?

Actually.

I've seen the outro y'all wasall. Butchered a little poem.
Mal is who I got beef with on the live. Why? Yeah.
The pretty girls don't go, they don't go out much. Just stagnant bitches.
You bitches are stagnant. Need to go to school.
Yeah, we down. Big male.
Big male. It's fine.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Listen. Y'all did a lot of mocking on me out there.
Y'all was getting y'all. When I get y'all on Patreon board.
You think? What? No, I don't think so. Mocking of you?

No.

Us?

You think Flip held it down on the prize, brought to you by Powered by Fueled by Prize

Picks?

No, I think he could have did it.

He had to put some Flip on it.

You seen the face he was making?

He had to put some Flip on it.

Did Frank Lucas allow that shit?

I'm just asking. Everybody seen Blue Magic? My homeboy was doing that shit.
I stand behind it. Yeah.
I stand behind it. It's fine.
It's fine. The CEO of General Mills of Coca-Cola.
This nigga was there. He put his own stick on the coat.
He brought Magic your shit. That nigga was putting some webbing nitty stick on the coat.
I was traumatized. I thought I'm 21 again.
Oh, man. Listen, man, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, especially me. Especially me.
Please keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time. Yeah, guitars, nigga.
Y'all rock. Mel, y'all rock.
We bid you adieu. Farewell.
Adios. Servidiva, Dirti, hasta la vista, au revoir,

a simple head nod will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past,

so let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

And until the next time, until the next time, man,

y'all hold it down.

Uh-oh, white soul on the bridge.

Uh-oh.

It go. Bam.
Hey. Is there any take? Anybody want to get off? Please don't feel like I'm stepping on anything.
Mel, hell, you good? I'm good. You good? You good? All right, Parks, how about you? I'm chilling.
I'm chilling. Hey, your niggas got chemistry when I'm going, boy.

Yeah, yeah.

This nigga want to play Sean.

Fuck Parks up.

He's got to get shit lit.

Are you crazy?

No.

That shit's bad, buddy.

You're so stupid, y'all.

You ain't got to see it. You're an stupid.
No, stupid, y'all. You ain't got to see that.

You're an idiot.

That's all these.

They dancing, huh?

These niggas got up and dance.

These niggas got up and dance.

I ain't got up and put like 10.

Yo, dog.

It's smiling head night.

If all I had to do was play Sean Paul, I got something for you,

niggas.

And still got Christmas bonuses.

Come on.

Come on.

Talk about it now.

Talk about it now.

Did you hit this?

Got your Christmas bonus? That on. Come on.
Talk about it now. Talk about it now.
Did you hit this?

Got your Christmas bonus?

That nigga get a lot old.

Christmas bonus.

I ain't gave Martha a Christmas bonus.

Hey, buddy.

That shit happened up.

Shout to you, man.

No, don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Yo, happy to be back, man.

Hopefully y'all enjoyed

this broadcast as much

as we enjoyed

delivering it to you.

Please, please, please, please keep Joseph Anthony Budden Jr. in your prayers.

As well as my co-hosts.

And we're going now.

JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP, JBP, where would you be without the JBP?