Episode 784 | "Jesus On The Main Line"

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That shit over here just going. You.
You. You, you, you, you, you.
I was trying to make a reel. Blasting TikToks or some shit.
I don't know what the hell you watching this. I was trying to make a reel.
Ah. Got no BMW ad? Fuck you.
That's hate. I was asking.
That is hate.

Dog, I wish I had a BMW ad.

No, I am promoting part two of my episode of Hot and Bothered.

Raising the Sun?

Oh, go hot and hot.

Keep it the fuck up.

What?

You like the actresses from back then.

Throwback?

Raising the Sun, heat of the night, all the way. Cindy Portier, Stella.
She got the Cindy Portier actress on her. Dirty rap.
In the heat of the night. Cotton comes to home.
Cotton club. I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.
Okay, which part? What part? Because the way you walked in with the wrap on your head.

The scarf on my head?

You're like a freed slave.

I ain't going to hold you.

Nigga got in the elevator with us.

I'm like, oh, shit.

What type of wrap do you have? That is bullshit.

Makeup under her eyes.

I had makeup.

Listen, I wasn't fully ready when I left the house, okay?

So I figured.

Oh, you went in the bathroom and did your blend.

I did. I did.
Look at when I left the house okay so I figured oh you went in the bathroom and did your blend I did look at Ish knows the terminology he had a makeup company he did oh that's true yeah he didn't have a makeup company she might have had a long night they could mind y'all business you know everything you know blend huh might have just been getting home oh you wasn't home last night I don't really remember where I was yesterday here we we go. Jesus is on the main line.
Tell me what you want. Main line.
Look at how you sit. You wasn't home last night? No, I went.
I slept in my bed. No, matter of fact, I called you last night.
Hey, what time did you get in your bed? I called you last night and you said that you were doing something with trees. I was.
I was. Okay, thank you for reminding me.
You're welcome. I went from helping my girlfriend decorate.
Hanging with that monkey. The monkey had her hanging.
Hang on with the bag, girl. Monkey means so many things according to you.
I don't even want to ask you what it is. She can't really hang.
No disrespect, but she can't do that. She can't do it.
I can hang. I know you're not.
Yes, I can hang. You can't do the, you can't do the young tricks, man.
You can't hang off the bed with your head. You're gonna fucking catch a seizure.
All the blood runs through your head, you're gonna faint, nigga. You know what I mean? Oh! This nigga's so stupid.
You have to call the ambulance. Yeah.
He, oh. What? This nigga's so stupid.

You have to call the ambulance.

Yeah.

With the exception of Parks,

Corey, and Poe,

I'm probably like

the fittest person

in this room,

so I know you're not

motherfucking talking.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I'm Parks getting above me.

Because, nigga,

she know you in real life.

Parks and shit.

Now, that's it, nigga. Parks and shit.
I'm sorry. I said parks.
He did something. Would you get off me? Hey, I'm sorry.
I meant to throw you in there. There you go.
Thank you. Okay.
Yo, my nigga, don't call for it. You fucked up.
Yo. It's over.
It's over, Eve. Stop.
It all happened to all of us. So, anyways.
I remember a time it was over for me, too. Outside the supermarket.
Yo, take me back. So anyways.
Bitches kept swiping her shit. Ignored me.
Yo, I came to buy some groceries at your supermarket. Somebody stop him.
No. Go ahead.
I was Christmas decorating with a girlfriend, and then I went to a party. You lied to me, man.
No, I didn't. That's doing something with trees.
I spoke to her. She said, I'm leaving my homegirl's house.
We just finished putting up a tree. Yeah.
I'm going home. But you went to a party with this.
Call home. I went to the party in between.
She went to club home. Flip.
Mel lies to us. She does.
She does. I did both things.
Do you think you lie intentionally, or do you think it's your age? Oh, shit. What the fuck? I'm going to tell you why.
Because you may lie by mistake. The older that you get, you may be forgetting something.
So I'm senile. That's what's happening? Jesus on the main line.
Tell me what you want. No, I don't think we're senile.
But you do lie a lot, man. I don't lie a lot.
Okay. Listen, I just have a...
Puck, do me a lot, Puck. I pod.
If the white man said... I pod.
Just a little fibber. Maybe they're just unproven facts.
Girl, you try to join... Like my pancakes.
You try to join... Sure ain't got no pancakes.
You try to join Mark Lamont Hill the other day and co-saw some shit. Like, yeah, yeah, that's a fact.
And then when we asked you, you had no idea what you were talking about. What was it? Penn Station.
I forgot. That New York Penn Station is closer than New York Penn Station.
Potato, potato. No, no.
Tomato, tomato. No, no, potato, egg.
No, tomato, onion. Watermelon, nigga.
Listen, I'm new to Jersey, okay? I don't know shit. All right, let's get it.
What we got, what we got, Barca? Come on, man. Just give me the lie.
Fuck! Just give me the lie. Just give me the lie.
Just give me the lie. Turn your stereos on right now.
Just give me the lie. Ten parts of Joe.
All the inch worth is, man. Come know Which one is gonna get my flow? Cause I'm in the vibes and I got my dough Oh, I got you I got you Good Look at this E We were a nice one, big It's the Situ Oh, the one-trone parties.
Oh, disease collector. Okay.
Yeah! Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, you're the coolest black man in the world. Thank you, thank you, thank you, brother.
Yeah! Oh, what? What's on aacolamo? You're the coolest white man in the world I'm the size and I got to know Which one is gonna catch my flow? I mean I'm the vibes and I got my dough What's another Bacolamo? I'm the two can I have for the gods to know Shake that thing, miss Kinda kinda shake that thing, miss I'm not better shake that thing, yo Da-na-na-na, Joanne and Rebecca Woman getting busy Just shake that booty non-stop when the beat drop Jump, jump, yo, da da da da Johnny and Rebecca, woman gettin' busy Just shake that booty nonstop when the beat drop Just get stringin' it, get jiggy Get drunk, stop, no collect anything you want For cause it's a celebrity, if I don't take pity Mo' up to see you get life on the rhythm Of my ride and my lyrics up, I find electric city And nobody can do you nothing cause you don't know your destiny Now sexy ladies want power with us You know the cow with us, them not war with us You know the club, them want flex with us So get next with us, them not vexed with us From the day my bonjike, night my flame Girl, I call my name and it's my fame It's a good girl, turn me on Till I hurl them on, let's get it up Oh my, you make the people stand up Feel that chair now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Shandapal, so me go so then Well, I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what them want, oh Still I got some things to my girls like Lou And I might not play numbers for you All I know the time is just getting jazz I need a lot of cheese up in my Need a lot of cheese up in my head Give it to them, take it to them Give it to them Me ready? Run the boat Run the boat Signal the plane on the signal the plane Signal the plane on the signal power soot it, power soot now Pony Ripper, Pony Bang, Pony Ripper, Pony Bang Give them a run, don't give them a run, yo Give them a run, don't give them a run, yeah Give them a run, don't give them a run, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey Well I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what them want do Still I got to stick to my grass like glue And I might not play, not play, not play, not play Nice-skinned niggas had a nice- This nigga's fish grease This is when Itch came outside, nigga Itch stopped stealing at this time You used to dance? He stopped stealing Itch, I'ma go to the skate break Let You're going to the roller coaster. So stupid, though.

You're ice cold.

This nigga was hot.

This was a crazy, he had a whole.

This nigga was like fish grease.

Yeah, nigga.

More than that.

That was longer than that.

More Bell and the money.

Sorry, I want to get the drops off the way.

Yo, carry on, carry on, carry on.

I got to get a drop.

That'll be good.

Nah.

After this run?

It's going to be more than a drop We need a puddle nigga After this whole shit We need a puddle nigga What episode is this, Piggity? 784 784 Brought to you by Presented by Oh, go carry on Welcome to the Joe Button Podcast Episode 784 No, no, no We're going to call this the No Button Podcast No Button Podcast Welcome to the No Button Podcast, episode 784. No, no, no.
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That runs you.

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Yeah, you potting the river.

Go ahead, nigga.

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Prize Pits.

That was dope.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I fly you out there

for the conference like they did Ian.

That was fire.

Yeah, that was fire.

Shout out to you.

Shout out to Joe who is still dealing with you.

Yeah, shout out to Joe who's still dealing with personal issues.

I am one of your hosts, Queens Flippin' along with my other co-hosts. We have to the right, straight out of a...
Pam Greer. Straight out of...
I'll take that. What? Straight out of...
Athens, Georgia. Straight out of Savannah, Georgia.
Charleston, South Carolina. Yeah.
Miss Biloxi. Biloxi.
Straight out of a Harry Balafonte music. Yo,, what's so many things happening? Call Mr.
Dalai Man, Dalai Man. They like, come back, come back, go home.
The hottest, the illest, the smartest in the room. Even though she brings us back a thousand years with her outfits.
Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Round of applause.

Melissa Ford. What's up, man? I think she looks nice to her.
Thank you. You're beautiful.
You're the best. It's cold, and I don't really want to put a lot of thought into it.
I feel you. Listen, I almost put on sweats, but I don't want to get made fun of again.
You know what I thought of? I'm still sweated out. When I went home parks, I thought of this, right? Yeah.
Melissa, if it wasn't for Joe and Melissa for whatever role that she was in her life she wouldn't be hanging out with niggas like she just walked right past me oh facts oh that's fucked up it's true I know it is it is you want to hang out male yes you only respect power oh shit that is such a fucking lie take it back right now I take it back meaning that you respect people what ish oh ish ish okay spanky I didn't want to say that who's that nigga is no but listen no ratatouille talking about Mel is cool like Mel is cool or ish before us though so yeah but she ignored that nigga back in the day on the balcony right past him on the balcony oh that's that nigga who is my balcony what? Who on my balcony? What's your name? Who you came with? You're so stupid, dog. She? Shy? Who let you in? She? Shy? We also have, to our right, the freeziest of the freezes.
Yeah. In the fucking building.
What's that? Yeah, man. Interesting.
Go ahead. What? King Wawa himself.
Hi. Hi, Barry.
Hi. The second smartest in the room.
Ishmael. And then we got Mr.
Bojangles himself. Whoa! Spend him so much love.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Holy shit. Yo.
Yo. Imani, mani, mani, mani, mani.
And then last but certainly not least, we got Piggity Parks, the coolest of the cool. And then we got Erickson, we got Corey, we got Poe, we probably have Savon, and a whole bunch of motherfuckers.
Everybody listening remote. And last but not least, we got y'all.
Come on, come on, come on. Shit, man.
You might need to do the intro do the intro some more. Please do.
Please do my voicemail for me. I want to be your mighty camera.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you renew your contract and you're trying to overdo it. I'm Mr.
Ford, y'all. By the way, did you guys know that I'm in the Make It Clap video? Nope.
So what we... Just let that go, bro.
You're in the Make It Clap dancing? So wait, hold on. There's the Make It Clap...
The remix. The remix with Busta Rhymes.
That's the one I'm in. Make It Clap is Busta Rhymes.
You're talking about the remix with Sean... No, Sean...
But Busta Rhymes. I'm just going to go check.
So Make It Clap. What was you clapping? Oh, shit.
All right. Not a motherfucking thing.
If you know my career, they paid me not to dance. Just stand there and look good.
That was my... Or jump into a pool.
Jump into a pool. It's with Sean Paul.
Yeah. And Spliff Star.
Don't do that. What part are you in this video, man? Can you tell me? She played Melissa Ford.
Yep. I slapped somebody.
Were you in the cage? No. I'm in a red dress.
I'm like the lady in red walking through, and I think some guy grabs me or something like that, and I turn around and slap the shit out of him. And that's it.
Oh, there's some joints in this video. Yeah, there's some nice joints in there.
How you get away with all that? Who was the lead? Who was the lead girl? What's her name? I don't remember. I don't remember if there was a lead.
I feel like it was just like... That's no lead girl.
Yeah, principles. Yeah.
Oh, that's what it's called? Yeah, so when there's no lead girl, so like with Big Pimpin' or like Hey Poppy and all the videos that have like a bunch of girls, but then there's like features, They're called the principles. Oh, he slapped your ass.

Oh, that was you?

Oh, that shit was fat.

That shit was fat, Ish.

Oh, shit.

Ish, that shit was fat back then.

That shit hanging there,

but that shit was fat.

Damn.

Nah.

She had to,

she had to,

girl, you're shaped like a Cinnabon.

So sweet.

Oh, he really had to slap your joint.

I did, yes.

Yes, yes. I slapped the shit out of him.

I'm sorry to whoever that was. I have a question about that, though, man, real quick before we get to the topics.
During those video shoots, right, did the girls congregate? Is that the word? Am I using it right? Were they, when you guys were in the back room, did they mingle with each other? Did some try to compete to go out before each other? Because I hear these things as far as as far as today. Like, girls be trying to, they snake each other backstage.
It depends. Did that happen? It depended on the set.
Like, so sometimes, like, a lot of us knew each other. So a lot of the girls, like, because X was from Toronto.
Little X. Or, sorry, director X.
He was from Toronto, so he had like his whole stable of girls.

And so since we all knew each other because

he kept using us on all

his projects. That's just gonna let her say that, right?

Yup. What?

Let her finish. Let her finish.
I missed it.

Wait, using?

Stable. He's talking about stable.
I know what he's talking about.

Okay, well come on now.

No good.

So anyways, it was almost like

kind of like family. You know what I'm saying? Like we didn't compete with each other.
As a matter of fact, depending- Everybody knew their place, right? Well, yeah. And depending- Who was the bottom? I don't know.
I was never there. But depending- They did a documentary about stuff like this.
Bottom bitch? What? Yeah. What was it called? American Pimp.
Oh, shit. Fucking sickos.
There was one on HBO too Tim's at the point Huggers at Hunt's Point? what the fuck? no no no he said it he liked that Bojangles shit so anyways depending on how predatory the circumstances were, was how we interacted with each other. So on certain sets, we fucking were back-to-back like beavers.
So did y'all defend each other? Okay, so let me translate what that means. That's like the old school slang.
Yeah. No, that's not what I mean.
Because beavers are not back to back. No, when, in order not to drown, beavers will sleep back to back.
So one keeps six and the other one goes to sleep. That is how they prevent themselves from drowning.
Thank you, I didn't know that. So girls, we would literally like, keep your head on a swivel.
I'm going to kind of knock out because it's like long fucking days and we just kind of manage our hyper vigilance of our safety. What about the men that was predatory? How did you guys help each other in that situation or somebody just took one for the team? Fuck that.
I can't. We would just try to remain in groups.
Got it. You know the answer.
I know. We'll remain in groups.
We'll do our best. Are you bleaching? What the fuck are you? What are we talking about? Look, I'm just showing you.
What happened right here? Oh, sorry. That's, I don't know.
Dirt. All right.
Listen, get off me. We have such a good show.
We do. We do.
How's everyone's's everyone's week? Great. Quiet.
Anybody doing anything exciting? Great. Great.
Quiet week. I did some press.
I did some press this week. Yeah, I saw you doing a little press run, man.
Okay. Pardon me.
Starting to do some press for this project. That's why you got that jacket? I'm doing some press later.
Oh. You got the gator jacket.
You brought the python out for the press? Sss. Sss.
What? Yeah, and I did some press. Some really, really dope interviews and, You know, spots Just getting Re-acclimated to Being an artist Let me ask you Other car goes on too How it feel moving around Like press All that shit after Because you took a break 10 years, yo That's what I'm saying How's it feel now That wasn't a break, nigga That was a hiatus That was a hiatus That was a fall off Oh shit You fell off Oh shit See, I wasn't gonna do it You my man so I ain't gonna do all that.
That's crazy. I got you.
It's been good. Honestly.
Doing it today is totally different from doing it then. How's that? I don't feel like I'm being forced to do it.
Okay. E, stop.

You don't feel like you're being forced because you're trying to get back into the mix, nigga.

No, no, that's the funny part.

If you was highly requested, nigga, you'd be forced.

I feel like also being a potter now, it's probably a little easier to go from spot to spot. It's different.

I'm not now going up there solely just to talk about music.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm now being able to present myself in a different light.

So the questions aren't solely bass, music-based. It's like, oh, let's now get to know you.
But you also put out a different light. So the questions aren't solely bass, music based.

It's like, oh, let's now get to know you.

But you also put out a quality project.

Like those three songs was fine.

Nah, people.

That shit was amazing.

I've been getting a lot of love from the industry, you know, quietly and loudly.

And it should have been dope.

So I'm happy.

Has it like encouraged people to go back to like your catalog?

Yeah, go back to other records and be like. Dope.
Like the viewership hit me like. I got my pub.
What pub? I wrote a couple of joints. Yeah, fuck out of here.
I can't get my pub. Nah, you ain't got dope.
But no, it's been dope. So that was my week.
Just getting that time. Run it around, good, good.
How was your week, Parks? Uneventful, uneventful. Went to the hospital? I did.
We got a broken orbital.

Okay. Really? Really?

A broken, fractured, whatever the fuck word is.

Orbital fracture, yeah. What you need me to say?

No, we got it. I got you.

No, no, we was there. He don't want to cut us in

on a claim. We saw it.
We were good. You ain't French,

nigga. You just said you Jamaican.
We weak.

Get your ass out of here, yo.

Nigga, crazy.

But other than that, I feel good, man. Good.
Ice? What's up? Nah, I had a very quiet week, man I didn't really do much of anything Okay Very quiet week Stressful? Very quiet week No Good Great Shout out to you Ish? Life's good Oh, I ain't do much Start putting my tree up That's it Really, I ain't do shit Together as a family? Yeah Oh You put a star or angel On top of your tree Do you do Christmas cards? Hold on I do I can tell if you white or black That's us That's just crazy I can tell if you white or black Now Did you have music Playing in the background While you putting your tree up? I don't remember My daughter probably had Alexa playing some shit I can you're white or black. What go on top of your tree? Malcolm X.
That's black. I think I'm going to make this.
What go on top of the tree like this? Star, angel, it depends. What'd you wear in the Christmas cards? Matching onesies? This year, nothing.
Sweaters? This year, it was just my daughter. Last year, it was the family.

This year, we just sent my daughter.

Okay.

Did you lift your daughter up to let her put the star on, or you put her yourself?

No, I did that.

Oh, okay.

My tree contour.

That's what he said.

You got a high ceiling.

My bad.

Yeah.

Don't disrespect him.

12 plus ceilings in the crib, man.

What color is your tree this year?

The theme.

There's no color theme. Oh, it's just regular? You just throwing anything? Yeah.
Got you. Okay.
Shout out to you, man. So colorful lights.
Red, green, and black ornaments. And then now.
Pan-African shape. He got Malcolm X in the background.
I got Dr. Umar on top.
I got Dr. Umar on top of the tree.
He put like, he put like, he put like, he put like, he put like, he put like, he put I got Dr. Umar on top of the tree.
I got Dr. Lamar.
I'm going to get that nigga back.

I'm going to get that nigga back.

No, so now when I travel, me, my girl, and then we'll just buy one for the baby.

We get an ornament from every country that I go to.

Oh, that's good.

That's nice.

So when you go into gift shops at the countries, they have Christmas ornaments.

So we try to do that at every place I go to now.

Well, well.

That's well.

Yeah, it is.

An ornament costs $10.

Expensive-ass street now.

$20.

To get to the country don't cost $10?

And on top of that, to preserve and save the ornaments from breaking.

Nah, you get it.

You take your time with it, huh, money man?

Huh.

He just wrapped them shits in boxers and keeps his shit.

On the backs of Jamaicans.

Yeah, I know.

On the backs of Jamaicans. I know.
Yeah. Flip, how was your week? What you broke? Relaxed.
What wife you bought? Bullshit. Bullshit.
We're doing a family dinner. We're hosting a family dinner where all my family comes to see the house for the first time next week.
You got your couch? No. You ain't inviting nobody from the pod? Word.
No. Yeah, we're not family.
It's cool.

No, it's crazy.

But she's been,

she's just been trying

to get everything together.

She's been texting me.

You know what?

I've been having issues,

though,

where I realized today

that my thoughts

is just,

I'm like this in my mind.

Cloudy?

No, not cloudy, but...

ADHD.

Yeah, it jumps everywhere.

Oh, jumping everywhere.

So I'm not able

to accomplish anything. I go through that sometimes.
So by the time I'm trying to accomplish something, the time is past the race. So I'm thinking about something at 3 o'clock of how much things I have to do.
So I start to do it, then I pick up my phone, I go on Twitter, then I write something to Bassey. I'm doing all this stuff at one time, and then it's 9 o'clock at night.
11 o'clock to store it on clothes. Take it out.
I find that writing lists helps a lot. help.
They help you. But the to-do list helps.
Does it really help from your mind? For me it does. When you think about the thing that you gotta do, write it down.
Because you won't forget it. I gotta do that.
And then just start attacking all those tasks in order. As you write down, boom.
And it feels good crossing them shits off too. Just cross them off.
I mean, they try to also give you some healthy shit like gonga berry or some shit like the take this, take that. Goji.
Ginkgo biloba. Yeah, whatever.
Same shit. Gonga berry, ginkgo biloba, goji, goatee.
But they try to give you that. Is it to relax you? No, it's mental acuity.
Sharpen your joint. Mental acuity.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
But do we attribute this to anxiety, man? Is it like anxiety? It might be. It's part of that.
Is it like you're anxious and stuff like that? It might be. It's all tied in together.
Typically, what time do you go to bed? Late. It depends.
I go to bed 3 or 4 o'clock every day. But yeah, I try to go to bed at 11, but if I'm anxious thinking about the part or what I got to do, then I'm up.
Find something to shut your brain off. Yeah.
I play a little,

I turn the screen on and play the

rain shit.

Yo, that helps. Indica.

I'm not smoking weed. No, no, go smoke it.

Take an edible. Take an edible.

Eat one of Mike Tyson ears.

Those are fire. Listen,

I'm not even joking though. I'm dead serious.

Something is wrong with you niggas because your friend don't smoke

and you guys are trying to... I'm not trying to get you to smoke.

I'm trying to get you to clear your mind. So an edible,

a half of an edible. I'm just going to

I don dead serious. Something is wrong with you niggas because your friend don't smoke and you guys are trying to...
I'm not trying to get you to smoke. I'm trying to get you to clear your mind.
So an edible, a half of an edible... I'm just going to therapy.
Thank you. That's true, too.
All right. Let's move on.
Please. Nigga Joe would have said, all right, we did it, guys.
We did it. Yeah, we did it.
We did it. We didn't shout out to Joe.
We want to get to it. Everyone seems a little...
A little apprehensive. ...leary, but I mean...
Of course we hesitant. Some of us are hesitant because we're friends of both parties.

Correct. Totally understandable.

Whoever's not friends of both parties, you know.

Introduce the subject.

Love to both Pap and Remy. We love you both.

Unfortunately, we have to

talk about it. Because it has

occupied everybody's For You

page. It is all over

the place. Timeline, For You page, Explore

page. It is nuts.

Can you send us in mail? I'm sorry. I mean, honestly, I

Thank you. I was thrown off because at first I just started seeing people retweet stuff, And I didn't know who started the conversation.
But apparently Remy had took to the Internet to speak about a text message that she found from Pap and Clarissa Shields. I think what happened, or maybe I'm wrong.
I don't want to cut you off. Pardon me.
They said that Pap came home one day and was talking to Clarissa Shields and fell asleep on the phone. Yeah.
So Remy exposed that and got to her. Taking this conversation and putting it online though.
Yeah. So pretty much that's where we got.
And, you know, of course people are going to react, retweets and everything. And it forced Pap to go to the internet and defend himself and start sharing some moments,

which then led to Clarissa responding

and now she's

saying, come on, just pull up and we can just handle

the one-two.

It's unlike both of them

to be this public. I'm surprised, honestly.

I'm very surprised. Shocked, me too.

I thought it was fake. When I first saw

it, I'm like, okay, y'all are playing with them again.

Because we've, you know, let's keep it a buck.

We've all heard rumors for a little bit.

We have.

But again, we respect people's privacy.

We're not sitting here to try to pinpoint something together.

But once y'all put it on the internet, it's like, oh, shit, this is really happening.

This is for real.

So I thought it was some Photoshop shit at first. I'm like, I i'm not they wouldn't move like that word but they did the first thing i thought of when i saw all of this kind of unfolding was how quick people are to say oh my god couple goals you know oh i want to be just like them and you have no idea what is going on behind, you know, the highlight reel that people choose to show online, you know, on Instagram or whatever the case is.
This one was a little different because they literally branded themselves as black love. No, I understand that.
Like I get other ones where you just see somebody, they look happy, and people are like, oh, I want that. But you don't know that.
That happiness, that could be a front. You don't know what's going on.
A thousand percent. But this was literally a brand.
They exuded it for a decade plus. This was a little different.
However long, 15 years, however long it was, because even while she was incarcerated, it was still a couple goals. You know what I'm saying? And then they came out and saluted to them.
They made themselves huge via Love & Hip Hop and all the various media that they've done. So do you feel like that is the purpose for why the, I don't know, I'll just use a word that might be wrong, but like the disintegration of their relationship or just the difficulties that they're having, why that is so public is because they're,

the good times have been as public.

So now we have to like, we have to show both sides.

I think people just get fed up.

Some people just get fed up, don't know how to react.

And I think it's a human reaction to go to the first place

where you think you're supposed to be heard,

which is the internet.

I think it's, let me get mine out before they get theirs out. Yeah, but I think it's opinion-based.
I think the public opinion wasn't necessarily swaying for Rem. Yeah.
And so I think that she was like, yo, let me go out and tell my side of the story too. And we haven't seen them together in a while.
And it was already the rumors of, you know, the easy thing. So I think, you know, you go to a battle and someone's putting it in their bars.
So whether we knew the truth or not, the perception was already that something that she did was the cause of the brain. To be honest, all that other details is like, whatever.
I'm more concerned with like, whose side doall stand on especially you man in this situation because i've seen people like conflicting like yo like shit fuck it rim got a score up and i see people like yo you know look at this is what happens to black men who hold it down and then the because i don't know the chronological order

of things

and I don't know

what is fact from fiction

in this particular story,

the way that I

have heard things,

so I don't know

what is true

and what is not,

is that last year

supposedly Remy

got involved

with a battle rapper,

correct?

Easy to block Captain.

Right, okay,

and so then that became

really tawdry and messy because he started to... No.
See? Okay. I got it.
Okay, go ahead. Okay.
So, Remy started her lead, Chrome 22. 23.
23. It was rumored that Remy and Pat was going through it, but it was behind the scenes.
No one knew because they're not public with anything. Then a rumor came out that Pat Poose knocked out Easy the Block Captain.
Now, Pat didn't come out and talk about it, nor did Remy. But the people around that were there that saw it said that Easy got knocked out.
Okay. Easy wasn't on the internet.
He addressed it. Yeah, he addressed it, but he wasn't on the internet for a while, like meaning going live, but then he ended up winning live like a week and a half later.
So that's what he, it started to address. And he denied that it even happened.
Yeah, he denied that it happened. Cool.
He didn't? At one point, he denied that it happened, and then he was throwing balls around. Okay, now fast forward, everybody was attacking Remy about it, right? Because then you'll see pictures with Remy and Easy in like a diner.
Matching outfits and stuff. Yeah, matching outfits.
You'll see that, but Pap wouldn't say anything. Now, that's where it becomes unfair for me, and I'll tell you why.
And I know both of them, and I love them both. It's unfair because we would see more of Remy outside.
We would attack him, but we wouldn't know the arrangements between them two in the home. That's where it becomes tricky, right? So like they could have had an agreement or an arrangement like, yo, you do you, I do me until it's time to leave or we're going to do each other.
The problem with that is that Pap never came out and said anything,

nor did Remy.

So now we're seeing Remy out there.

She's standing on being solid.

And we're not seeing Pap at all. So now it looks bad on her.

And that's where it becomes a little bit tricky.

Because all we have to do is see her

and easy to block Captain.

And she can't really help that

because she's way more public and

she's most likely going to be seen

with him because she has a battle rap league.

And he is the face of her league.

But that makes it even messier for me

at this point. But hold on.

We're all fucking jaded at this point.

So now we can look at that as

okay is this like you know a kind of

like infidelity or the arrangement

between Pap and Remy or is this roll

out? You know what I mean?

Like there's always that. Once a nigga get punched

and it's't rollout. Exactly.
And Pap explained it. Pap put a picture up.
Let me, I want to read with that. You put a picture up.
He said that. It was a Christmas picture.
He said last year. Yo, I want to know who brought that tree.
Wait, what? Y'all talking. This shit was, yo, listen, I know it's a serious matter, but there's a lot of funny shit going on.
I mean, I don't know you, Rem. I don't know you, Pat.
I want to give respect to y'all, but this is some funny shit. Pat Poose wrote, while I was at home with my daughter last Christmas, this is where Remy Ma was.
Now that I finally moved on, she's angry and making up lies. Narcissist.
I told her we could get a divorce like adults. She refused to do that because I wouldn't lie and say I didn't knock this chump out.
I still got the message of her begging me to lie about the knockout. But who cares? He didn't throw one punch back.
Super soft. Hashtag.
Last time I saw this chump, he was in the fetal position. Everybody saw it when I knocked him out.
Remy Ma woke him up and went home with him for four days. I went home with my daughter, and as you can see, she couldn't wait to lie about it again.
Shake my head, narcissist. I didn't knock him out because he slept with my wife.
I knocked him out because he shook my hand and then slept with my wife. Ex-wife, narcissist.
That's a bar right there. That was a bar.
That's a bar. He's a rapper.
Yeah. Listen, the game is the game.
Like he said, I ain't knock him out because he did that. And then Remy put her receipts out with conversations with him and Clarissa Shields and she said that, you know, she said a lot of things and I just saw it as two people fed up.
But what is the receipts? Is the receipts that at the same time she's allegedly with Eazy that he was with Clarissa and lying about it? Is that what she's alluding to? The timelines, if the timelines is you did this and now we are no longer together so I'm doing whatever I want to do. You don't have no right to even complain about what I'm doing with this next person.
I agree with that. Whether I'm in the house or not.
I agree with that. So, what? I mean, if we were married,

if, I'm not sure if whatever she did with Easy is considered

cheating. I'm not sure if that, if they

were already split and then she moved on and did whatever

and they had their whatever arrangements,

then that's different. But if they were still

together and he did that,

then you cheated on me. So at this point, you can't

never speak to me about nothing I do with another woman.

Whether I'm in this house or not.

The timeline is really the most pivotal

thing. And that's what we,'t, that nobody really knows.
And their arrangement, which we don't know. Yeah, that's what I mean.
The timeline, like, yo, look, we're going to go our separate ways for the public. We're going to act like we're in a relationship until we find a way to amicably separate whatever we have to separate.
Have y'all ever done that before? What? Like basically been broken up but still in the same house with somebody? Yeah. Yeah.
But not for a long period of time. Yeah, not for a long time.
But that's why I hate about motherfuckers, right? Yeah. People think when you're married that it's easy just to say goodbye.
It's not. No.
Right? I don't know. I see only some of the millionaires or billionaires make it look easy, but it's not easy.
Especially when their whole brand is, their whole business is tied into each other. It's branding, it's business, it's children, it's investments.
It's a lot of things together that you have to go through individually or with a fine tooth comb. And it's not easy.
So these niggas be like, why don't you just leave? Yeah, you can and then it's still ego right if I leave my crib right now right now if Pat wasn't leaving his crib and then Remy brought somebody in there at the end of the day a nigga may feel a way same thing with me I can use myself like if I whatever arrangement I may have with my wife if I leave and I come back to pick up something that's a niggas in there I'm gonna be tight I'm gonna fuck I'm going to pick... I'm going to fuck my no arrangement.
I'm going to be clear. My manhood going to kick in.
I'm going to be clear. I'm riding with Pat just because I just...
Just man, shit. I just...
I feel like I need to. But I also want to acknowledge, I don't think Rem just posted that just because she was, you know, mad that she found a text message story.
Like, I want to give her enough credit to know that since we've seen her, she hasn't been a person to just go wild out on the internet for any old reason. I want to give her enough grace to say maybe something did happen where she felt violated enough where she felt like she had no choice but to bring it to the show.
But they both move with honor. That's just their caliber.
I know. That's their caliber.
They both move with honor. It's just like, Remy has a league and she's been outside.
So we see more of her. Pap is more quiet and he's to himself.
And we don't see him outside. I'm just being biased because thus far, no matter what the arrangement was, I've never seen Pap even look like he's been connected to another woman.
Same. That's what I'm leaning on.
Even though she stood on business, there was still the Inklings, the Thorks. And then you had pictures and matching outfits.

You got the Christmas tree behind you.

They said, like, we constantly hear,

yo, Pap held her down through her entire prison stint.

You know what I'm saying?

What if he was...

We never saw nothing, is my point.

That's what I'm saying.

You don't mean nothing either,

because women hold niggas down.

No, but without prison stints and then...

No, no, no.

I'm just saying that he's mean nothing either because women hold niggas down.

No, but without prison stents

and then come home

and get busy.

I'm just saying that

he's moved in a way

even now.

Like,

until she posted shit,

we ain't seen nothing

with Pat with another girl

nowhere.

Wait, why you pointing at me?

Good level.

That jacket supposed to be

black and white.

What, not Panda?

Yeah.

What the fuck is you talking about? It's true, nigga. You're true these faces.
What am I saying wrong? Nothing. You saying opinionated stuff.
So, and Mel, I think, can attest to this. People outside, they cheat.
People outside move around. It's never going to stop.
It's been going on since the beginning of the time. How you do what you do

matters.

So,

Rem and Pat Poose

are celebrities,

right,

for all intents and purposes.

And this is just a big thing.

Rem went away for what,

seven, eight years?

Something like that.

Seven, I think it was.

We are all

industry tied

or connected

or

one degree of separation.

Right.

Not just that.

We're all New Yorkers.

And Pat Poose still has had some level of anonymity.

Even if he was moving around during that seven to eight years, he still maintained a certain level of anonymity.

And discretion.

To where the public opinion was, yo, this guy loves this girl and he's holding her down and he's not moving around. He's not doing nothing.
And again, when people go away to jail, when the cat's away, the mic's gonna play. Right? But he did it in a manner, if he did it.
If he did it, he did it in a manner where it wasn't disrespectful. So I think that for all of us, and we're guys, right, when he punched easy, when he punched easy, he might have really punched him off the disrespectful thing like, yo, fam, I've been around you before.
I don't know, Matt. This is me making this up.
Fam, y'all know how I say. I say, yo, fam, if I have a conversation with a dude, I would never mess with his girl.
Because I don't want nobody kekeying in my face and they mess with my girl. Now, if I hide by you, what's up? What's up? She's fertilizer.
But if I'm communicating with you and I'm conversing with you, your chick is not going to ever, I'm never going to touch your chick. You get what I'm saying? So it's a level, like don't have no nigga in my face if this was going on.
I don't know if this was going on. But don't have no nigga in my face knowing that he had it.
Matching outfits, you the face of her league, it's business. It's giving August Alsina and Jaden Pinkett.
Come on. Before the outfits came out.
No, before the outfits came out. But now I don't know what to believe because if you're telling me something but then all the other stuff is mean to show or else, you could be lying to me about all this other shit.
But we have to give Remy some credit. That goes into the timeline too.
And I'll tell you why I give Rem credit. I give Rem credit because she took all that backlash for so long without meaning that the back, like she was out there and she took the backlash, she took the attack, she took the battle rappers on stage, dissing her in their bars, she took it and never came out and said anything.
She did it easy to block Captain, and I ain't gonna lie homie, you look crazy. Yeah.
You look crazy doing what you're doing, I rock with you easy, you look crazy taking the picture, making jokes, tagging Pat Poos, yo Pat Poos unblock me, let unblocked me. Unblocked me.
Let's have a conversation. You put in the duck emoji.
Like, EZ, you don't got to do that, bro. Like, at the end of the day, it looked like you're the winner because you left with the lady.
He said that. Yeah, but then...
I don't like that because you being insensitive to the fact that they... Have a child.
...this family involved. No, what I'm saying is that he shouldn't involve himself even though...
And it. He should have, Pat posted the picture.
Easy should have just, you know, I ain't shit about nothing. I let them deal with it because that's more honorable that way.
It is. When you get involved like that after, like, if you felt the way that this man attacked you, deal with it behind the scenes or deal with it on some stuff that you're supposed to deal with.
Well, he said he tried. He did say that he tried reaching out.
He said he had his people reach out, say, yo, let's meet up. First off, he said, I want to meet up because you snuck me.
So I need the head up. You can bring whoever you need to bring.
I bring who I need to bring. And me and you can one-on-one.
And Pat, I don't know whether it's true or not, but his response was that Pat was like, I ain't beat. Like, whatever.
So I guess at this point maybe there's a level of frustration on his part.

Because there's rumors going around that you

knocked me out. I didn't know that.
And I don't

like that. So if we're not going to clean

that rumor up, then I'm going to have to clean it up

for myself. It's just, it's messy

on all parts.

At this point, everybody's kind of just

leaning into the mess. What I get from Easy,

what I get from Easy, and it's my man,

but what I get from him is I've just been waiting for the opportunity to say something. Yeah, of course you have.
The nigga knocked you out. Not just the knockout, just the whole shit because even now, the jokes about the, yo, I wasn't the one that put this tree up though.
Like now you playing into it. Yeah, you ever been knocked out? No, I have not been knocked out.
So for a dude in that situation. It's humiliating.
And you're getting knocked out in public. Got knocked out in public.
The rumors around that you're getting knocked out, you're trying to go ahead, and the respect of them all deciding not to speak on it and not clear it up, which leaves us to still allude and make jokes. At a certain point, that frustration...
But you're not only speaking on the knockout part, is what I'm saying. You're taking jokes in the whole shit now.
Everything is up for us. Because now it feels like I've been wanting to do this.
He might have. That's all I'm saying.
But obviously the knockout is a big portion of it. Because even Rem in the comments, they're talking about, I need you to clear up that you didn't knock him out.
In my head, I'm like, wait, what? Why is that a big deal? There's so much other shit going on. but maybe because of a league, maybe because it's a man.
EZ got battles coming up. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, if I'm a battle rapper, we know how it is.
Personals, disrespect, shit like that. Like, this is going to be something I'm going to have to stand in front of for a long time.
Who's battling? Shug next. Shug.
He got Shug next. next.
Easy knows how to stand and be a chameleon and adjust to any environment. He knows how to do that.
Easy my man, but the unfortunate thing, if you mess with a married woman. These things happen.
You have to realize there's going to be some consequences one way or another. And a knockout ain't really so bad.
But, no, this is the thing. We don't know the timeline.
That's true. So Rem and Papoose could have been broken up for all we know.
Still married. So what? That don't mean nothing.
It means a little bit. It does mean a little bit.
It does mean a little bit. Okay.
We don't know what he was doing also on his end to where she felt comfortable. We have to give both of them grace.
We just don't know. Well, we know we don't know.
We know we'll give them grace. Yeah.
Exactly. We know all that shit.
The only problem I have is right now how Eazy's responding to it. That's me.
I feel like he just... Just for conversation's sake.
For conversation's sake. We haven't heard none from Eazy in months.
So now when you post this picture, you calling me a chump, you calling me names, you saying you knocked me out, I ain't the one punch, all the other shit. Now what is EZ supposed to do? He could respond, but I get it, but not the way he did.
You can't choose how a nigga responds. I hear you.
You can't choose how a nigga responds. I just don't agree, but I understand.
You get what I'm saying? Like, you can't choose how somebody responds. You might disrespect somebody at a B level.
They might take it to a FGH level. You can't choose how somebody responds to your disrespect.
They don't have to keep it at a B level. True.
And now, Rem, let's just say our connection is still our connection. You can't also determine how I decide to respond because the only reason why anybody's talking about this is because you brought it to the internet of the verse.
So now my manhood is that question and I'm moving off of ego at this point. You can't come to me and say, yo, don't say no.
This could have just been between us behind the scenes and we could have handled it like that. If what he's saying is true.
If what he's saying is true. So if we go in and basing it back to where does this all start, it starts with Rem making this available to us.
Otherwise, we wouldn't know nothing. I agree.
Yeah, I love everybody involved. Yeah, praise.
I love some prayers. I love some prayers to them all, man.
Like I said, shout out to EZ. I just...
Nah, I want to fight you. You might want to get...
I mean, I'm not mad I didn't want to fight him. All right, Shalouk.
I'm not mad I didn't want to fight him, too. not mad I didn't want to fight him too I would leave all that shit Off the internet personally You front You front Why Because they're your people Because We know you front Him Tell me why Because if I knocked you out You said it No if I stole you And knocked you out Yes And you ain't seen me since You don't want to fight I do And what you said I'm going to keep going Every time Yeah No Add the caveat Now I'll go to the internet And let everybody know I stole you And that you ain't do nothing about it And in your brain Last time I seen you Was in a fetal position And you a big nigga To be in a fetal Hold on Hold on Let me say this.
You look like a caterpillar rolled up.

The fat caterpillar, right? The shit that's rolled up. He's talking about the big green shit, right? Yeah.
With the little red legs, right? I know you're talking about the regular caterpillar. He's talking about that big, juicy shit, right? Yeah.
Here's the thing. Yes, in closing for me, you are correct.
I just would prefer him not to get involved on the heel of what they're going through during their argument. I would prefer him to let that shit die and then, not let it die, but let them, like, right now, then he could turn up.
He didn't get involved. He's thrown in.
He got thrown into him. He was involved.
He could have Easy could have kept it P. I get it.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Everyone could have kept it P.
You're right. That's the point.
You're right. That's it.
You're right. I see what you're saying.
Shout out to Easy, the black captain. Shout out to Pat Pooh.
Shout out to Remy. Man, I love y'all, man.
For sure. Hopefully I work it out.
I did go to the pages and saw everything was down. I didn't use Twitter or anything to talk about it at all.
You know, we have to do what we got to do. But to y'all and hopefully everything comes to a resolution peacefully behind the scenes we love y'all word word word word alright okay yeah we did it we did it you know what's so crazy it's hard to pussy for the ride we just pussy for the ride we did we did a good job we did good though we did we get mad to slay with you we did we get We gave mad display.
And I don't care. We pussy.
I don't care. Listen.
I'm okay with being pussy in this instance. Honestly, I don't think that there was any other way to discuss it.
No, there was. Like, are there a list? Hey, yo, Clarissa, hold on.
Oh, no, David Stranger. Because we ain't even talking about Clarissa.
Clarissa, hey. Okay.
You can fight. You won a championship.
Remy Ma shoots, bitches. Please know a difference.
You cannot punch. You can't punch a bullet.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm not mad at Shorty because. Nobody fight.
You think Remy going to fight Convince's Shears, a boxer? Don't go out there and say, I like the box. Remy said it.
She like the box with these, nigga. I'm just saying, dog.
She like a box, nigga. Some niggas don't care.
Hey, yo, what's this, a nine? Dog.

What is a four, five?

Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Hey, dog, some niggas will run up on you.

Fuck the gun shit.

Some niggas don't care that you box.

T.I. ran up on Floyd.

That's true.

That's a fact.

That's a fact.

That's true.

They just ran down on Floyd.

Professional fighters couldn't hit Floyd.

T.I. ran up on him.

But then he probably ran up on him because Floyd probably didn't expect him to swing at him.

Whatever the case. That's usually what it is.
Same thing with 50. No, I ran up on you because you disrespected my wife and my family.
That's it. I felt disrespected and I needed to address that.
When 50 and Floyd had a fight, 50 said it. I snuck, I punched him in the face.
50's a boxer too, though. Floyd didn't expect 50 to punch him.
50's also a boxer. I'm just saying that boxers have a hard time hitting Floyd.
A regular nigga's going to have a harder time hitting Floyd. So you think that...
And you still... Some niggas don't care about none of that shit.
That's true. That's all I'm saying.
So yeah, with Rem is... I could see it if it happened.
Rem might pop off. Rem getting too much money to drive 95 down the highway to meet him with Clarissa Shields at some fucking...
7-Eleven. 7-Eleven in the front.
Throw your dick beaters up. Come on, Ram ain't doing that.
Ram ain't gonna jump, though. Should I have to run with Ram? Nah, I'm in.
Everybody got families. Ram got something going on even on the other front with family.
Dog, hopefully nothing, no violence nothing, no violence. No one needs that right now.
Everybody got kids. Everybody got family.
Everybody got careers. I got you.
I'm just, shout out to Clarissa. It's just, that was funny to me.
That was just funny to me. You'll fight Clarissa? Hell no.
He just trying to rep home team. That's it.
He trying to rep home team. I think Clarissa low key would, if she hit hit me in my stomach, then I'm going to fall or I might shit myself.
She going to fall. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. You're in the war, right? You're in the war, right? You freak? Like, you're in the war.
I'm going to be with Mel. I'm going to see how Mel is going to act.
Wait, wait. Yeah, Clarissa? My girl Mel right here.
What up? Nuh-uh. Mel will not be there.
Mel will not. Yo, Mel will hit her with that.
Mel, would you stop? No. Mel, you do.
No. Don't even get the question out.
No. If she snuff me, would you? I am not stupid.
I will lay in the fetal position. A baby catapult.
She's going to be a baby catapult. So if she snuff me, Mel, you would just let me fall? Sure will.
What'd you do to get snuffed, man? I'd try to catch you. I'd try to catch you.
I tried to catch you. I'd do my best.
We'll help you up. We'll get you up.
Shout out to Clarissa. Shout out to everybody.
We love y'all, man. Dawson prayers, man.
And I like Clarissa, too. I like Clarissa a lot.
But it's like, Remy ain't gonna meet her. I like everybody involved.
It's just... I feel like you want to get jokes off, man.
I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, it's over. Hey, no, because if I'm not going to get...
We are, we are, we are. No, it's over.
Solo show. Go ahead.
No, I'm not good with solo shows. That's what I'm saying.
You know, they already call me Bojangles. They're already on a promo tour.
Go ahead. Get your jokes off.
Nah, it's... Because if it was the other way around, we would be killing this nigga.
We would be killing's the part that I want us to really sometimes remove our bias. When people be like, yo, we tiptoe because we got respect for them and I get it, but if it was the other way around, whether we knew PAP or not, we would have to kill this nigga.
It's messy. And if Rem, how she was out

doing press with,

homie,

no matter what the timeline is,

it just looked nasty.

It looks nasty on all fronts.

So who would we kill?

So for me,

if we being honest

about who we should be killing right now,

we should be killing Rem right now.

We should be.

Just off of the optics.

We don't know the real situation.

What would we say about Rem?

What should we say about her?

If it was Pat,

we would be like,

look how you do.

Thank you. Should be.
Just off of the optics. We don't know the real situation.
What would we say about Remy? What should we say about her?

If it was Pat, we would be like, look how you do.

You give a nigga, nigga hold you up.

I held this nigga down for eight years.

And he come home and look, the first thing you do is go run off with another.

We would be killing nigga.

You what?

We wouldn't give a fuck about the situation. We wouldn't even care about the circumstance.

He's not lying.

He's 100% right. So sometimes when we want to shine light on niggas, we got to shine a little light.
Your rem and look nasty. I'm sorry.
And the nigga you doing it with look like department store Pat. Pat loose.
He like Pat loose. What's wrong with having a type? I'm just saying.
She got a type. Hey.
Pap loose. Pap got a type too? If he did that with somebody that looked less than Remy, we would be...
He out there with fucking... Whatever low brand cognac? Yeah.
We would be killing this nigga. It's not fair.
I'm tired. I'm tired of that.
I want to hear your opinion. What's that pick Drake T-Pain had? New vote.
That's that new vote. Yeah.
Nigga outside with new vote. It's so good.
Just like, you know. Come on.
He look like a new vote. So now when we get a moment, now when we get a moment to highlight a black man who held family down, whether he was...
That's so unfair, though. No, it's not.
It is. I'm going to tell you why.
Because we don't know they're green. We never do in any situation.
He's saying this. If the situation was the worst, you wouldn't know.
But then we're hypocrites. And we are, but so what? A Flip.
Listen to this. If it's not Rim and Papoose, who everybody loves and respects.

What would we say about it, bitch?

If Megan Good got locked up for seven years and Jonathan Major sat there and held her down.

And Megan Good came home and allegedly got into some fuck shit.

They would look at Megan Good like the scum of the earth.

And y'all all know that they would. That's a fact.
That's why I'm mad at you. What? Because you're saying...
Why don't you be mad at her? She's the one that... Let me explain.
She's the closest shield of the shit. Let me explain.
Let me explain. Let me explain.
If it was the other way around... She would have went on that...
If Pap was the person on the side who's getting questioned for being initially a scumbag, Mel would go up here and go crazy and came for a run. She would have went crazy.
Wait, you ended eight years in prison and came home and showed your ass and boom, boom, and then had the nerve to do it with fucking that cognac? You ain't doing it. She would go crazy.
Yeah, you're right. So why you not doing it now? Because, like, I don't know the crime.
No, not at all. Because one, that's not why Mel.'re right.
So why you're not doing it now? Because, like, I don't know the chronological order.

No, not at all.

Because one, that's not why I know.

Because we wouldn't, we don't fucking shoot. In his example, you still don't, let's say you still don't know the chronological order.

That's number one.

You would still, what he's saying is you would still, with the information given, you would have gone crazy.

But I'll say this. What he said, I agree with him.
The optics are fucked up you would have gone crazy. But I'll say this.

What E said, I agree with him.

The optics are fucked up.

The optics are crazy on behalf of Rem.

The optics look crazy.

We don't know what the story is, but the optics look insane.

And that is what I will say about that.

Did y'all see that Christmas come back?

Don't get me shot, all right? My mouth won't say nothing. They're shooting part of me.
Man, did you look? Grandma come up here and walk around this whole couch. Grandma, they're just, hi, hi, Reg.
Nigga, I need to shut up, nigga. It's your gum butt me man old aside shit we got it

nah we didn't

cause if we not gonna kill her

we gotta just

we're moving right along

listen we

we doing a job

we love you Rem

we love you Pat

we love y'all

yes

Christian everybody

Remy

easy

salute

there we go

oh and

in other news

we got some

some music

well I don't know if anybody else

peeped a

TDE

Christmas concert

oh yeah their

Toy Drive

I'll see you next time. In other news, we got some music.
Well, I don't know if anybody else peeped a TDE Christmas concert.

Oh, yeah, their Toy Drive, which is amazing, actually.

They do it every year in Watts, Nickerson Gardens.

The entire TDE, they were there.

They performed.

Oh, that must be epic.

Yeah.

Had the kids on the stage.

SZA performed.

Kendrick performed.

Abso was up there.

But she had them.

Thank you. they performed.
Oh, that must be epic. Yeah.
I didn't see it. Had the kids on the stage.
SZA performed. Kendrick performed.
Abso was up there. But she had on.
Yo, she had on this mink joint. But under it.
Yo, listen, I'm never really big proponent for surgery with women. But it's your choice.
I salute. I'm not going to.
Sure. Hers was done very well.
A doctor. Oh, no.
They're busy. She got a top tier.
She looks amazing, yo. She really does.
tier she looks amazing top BBM you know how sometimes the ass don't match the thigh everything matches you get the whole package you look amazing what you do to Sissy music chop up if you had a, what would be your choice? Would it be music or... Take her down.
There you go. Take her down in the studio.
Paper. No, no, no.
Scissor. Rock.
No, no, no. Ew.
So you pay? And they get the paper first. Yeah, you get the paper first, right? You freak-ass boy? No, baby.
No, no, no. See, don't fuck.
Nah. It would be rock, scissor, and then paper.
Oh. Oh.
Navi. Why you laughing? Nigga put gas in the car, nigga.
You want to put gas in it? You want me to charge your shit? Shut up. I'll fuck you up.
Yo, I told you to stop. Did he use his car? Oh, my God.
I told you to stop. I'm going to punch you in your fucking neck.
I told you to stop. From now on, I'm going to stop from this point on.
Okay, great. You said that two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago. Because they're opening it up.
No, you open it up. No, you do.
Watch this. I'm going to show you what this nigga do.
Watch. Just look at me, because you know me and you be locked in ice? Just look at me, and I'm going to show you what you're doing.
OK, you're correct. So, SZA, if you had a choice to do a song with her or take it out, what are you doing, E? I said I would.
You can't pick the two. I don't.
How you going to tell me how to do what I'm going to do? Because she's never going to record. It's his question.
He gave you the options. Either end is going to end up in both happening.
Mm-. Because if I clip, she want to be motivated to do the song.
If we do a song and it's fire, she going to be motivated to want to clip. So when you clip something.
I think so. You motivate them.
I think so. You're the LA Clippers.
Hi-ya! I didn't go with no rings though, yo. Oh, shit.
He don't need a ring. He don't need a ring.
He don't need a ring. He don't need a ring.
He don. Oh, shit.
He don't need a ring. He don't need a ring.
He ain't trying to get a ring. He ain't trying to get a ring.
He ain't trying to get a ring. He ain't trying to get a ring.
He ain't trying to get a ring. That ain't crazy.
That ain't crazy. I'm not going for the chip.
I just want to get in the game. You crazy.
Just trying to have a good organization. Have a good game.
Trying to get that. He just trying to get the deal.
You crazy. That was SZA.
You right. You bugging.
You right. I'm trying to hold a trophy up.
We got to stop doing that, though.

Yeah, y'all.

Because we don't know.

True.

Based on what we know.

You such a lover boy, nigga.

Nigga, scissor how you do mad shit, E.

For sure.

And wood.

Yeah, and wood.

That's what I like about you.

You're not ashamed of your game.

Hell no.

What?

I would do it, but I know I would make her do some things, too.

That's a Van Cleef?

No, hell no.

I don't purchase things like that.

You got the fake Van Cleef? This ain't no fake Van Cleef. What is Van Cleef? No, hell no.
I don't purchase things like that. You got the fake Van Cleef?

This ain't no fake Van Cleef.

Boy, Van.

Anything I wear is symbolic.

This was my dad's.

Oh.

His dad, my dad ring.

Pops or Pops?

My mom's.

Don't do that.

See, I can't.

Stop joking.

I stopped.

I stopped.

But look, look.

See?

If it's Pops.

See?

Back to scissors.

Okay, so yeah.

Back to the concert.

It's cold outside, nigga.

Back to the concert. This is cold outside.
Was Doshi there? I'm about to rule rule. The entire, yeah.
The entire T.D. That's fucking amazing.
Kendrick did two records. He did, Squabble Up.
Squabble Up, and I think it was Be Humble. No, Humble.
That's right, Be Humble. Be Humble and Squabble Up.
Yeah. So he's not performing not like us anymore.
I don't, we know. Yo, we need to move past not like us.
He ain't necessarily have to do that for the kids at the projects, but that's dope. And again, that's not to play a bunch of kids.
That's not the song. They know the whole shit.
They probably do, but still. To get entry to the show, you just had to bring an unwrapped toy.
Oh. That's dope, bro.
That's what's dope about it. This is a real kid back shit in the know what I like about him? In the hood.
I like that he... That's fucking fire for super duper stars.
Yeah, he really get a good one. The label.
The label is stars. Oh, but take a step further.
He's not even on the label no more. Facts.
That's true. He's family.
So the fact that it's... That's his family.
But we've seen people say we still family and still not. That's true.
But they don't really be family. To me, he don't even seem like disattached in the old type of way.
Like we still move it as a conglomerate. This might be some business shit.
Yeah, I think you're good to say it. That's dope.
Super fire. Yeah.
And I did hear, he's gearing up. I heard that there's a deluxe coming or something like that.
The timeline was saying that, so I don't know if there's anything. Oh, no, no.
I heard something very, very, very, very, very soon. I don't care.
I care. I don't want to keep prepping for that because they said that last time

when he had dropped it.

I was like, oh, he's going to drop another joint.

I still love the album,

so I'm cool for now.

It was scheduled.

And I will say,

Ice sent me a new version of the album

in a certain order of the songs,

and it makes me love the album even more.

Really?

Yeah, we talked about it.

Yeah, yeah.

Shouts to Shake.

That was Shake.

Oh, yeah, Shake sent it to me too.

Oh, Slew, Shake.

Shake. I'm going to take credit for that.
He was just like, yo, do it this way. It'll flow a little bit better.
Fire. It's amazing.
That album stays on repeat. Now I just let it play from top to bottom.
Nice. Okay.
But Salute, that was really dope. The kids looked like they were on stage having a great time.
Saluted it a couple of times. You never sal salute it enough.
Nigga, you the clean up man.

We cleaned up the street, nigga.

You the nigga that come with the broom behind.

After that machine go, nigga, we cleaned it up, nigga.

Still more confetti.

Put the broom away.

What the?

It's a chase.

Hey, yo, Flip, what time is it?

I'm in there.

I have no idea.

It's time for our favorite part of the show.

Oh, come on.

No, please don't do this.

What the fuck?

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So, new music? Yeah, it's Friday, shit. All right.
Saturday. For me, the Snoop and Dre missionary album finally dropped, which I've been personally waiting for.
I've heard a couple records off of it ahead of time. Played a couple of them as a sleeper.
You did? Yo, before we even judge it, can we just clap the fact that in 2024, we have a relevant Snoop and Dre album? The reel can wait. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
So, people, Mel is trying to put a reel up, so she's going to interrupt the broadcast. I am sorry.
Again. Interrupt the broadcast.
Again. It's posted sorry.
Okay. Carry on.
That shit better get some likes. Oh, it will.
It will. Carry on.
I'm sorry. I just wanted to acknowledge how dope it is that Dre's first album was what? Snoop and Dre's first collaboration is how many years ago? 92.
And we still able to talk about, like when we talk about people lasting in hip hop this way. Bro, that's what, I said it a couple weeks ago.
I'm like, yo, the old niggas really been putting on. Like, I mean, I call, but you know what I'm saying? We've gotten LL, we've gotten Q, we've gotten Trady and Goldilocks Eastsiders.
We got Dog Pound. Like, Ghostface dropped a joint that was still hit.
Nazi is still Nazi. Nazi, yeah.
What did I just see recently on Instagram? It was Jadakiss and Queen Latifah. Did you guys see that? No, I didn't see it.
But there's a joke there, but I'm going to let it go. I mean, it was...
MCLight dropped an album that was pretty good this year, too. All the bands showed up.
Redman is putting out records left and right now. You've been killing the freestyles.
Yeah, so when people make those comments, oh, hip-hop getting old. Older people are still putting down and still.
Ain't no age limit on hip-hop. You can grow with your audience and still be true to self and put out good music.
And shit, Fat Joe will get there eventually. Drop the album today too.
Fat Joe as well. I listened to that.
How you felt about the Missionary album? Missionary album. It's a couple records on there that they wasn't for me.
But overall, first off, the production to me was crazy. That shit sounded.
I need you to do whatever you do with my headphones because it sounded crazy in the crib. It's just the regular Joyce.
Yeah, the mixing in production is definitely top, top, top, top, top, top, top tier. It's going to be top tier.
Snoop's been rapping. I'm not really, let me see.
There's a record up there called Hard Knocks, which I thought about playing as my, I thought about playing as my sleeper. That is probably my favorite joint.
It took me a minute to get past that record.

A couple of the records that I played already were great.

Overall, I don't really like rating albums on the first listen,

but I did listen to this album a good three times.

I would give this like a strong seven.

You like rating comedy specials on the first watch.

Yeah, I do. When they're not funny.
When they're just not funny. Never mind, my bad.
Oh, okay. So you give it a six or a seven? Give it a seven.
Strong seven. Okay.
Okay. Which, again, it's not bad.
I listened to it twice. I didn't love it, but I love both of them so much that I'm going to keep listening and see if I find something.
How many records is on this project? I want to say 16, 17, something like that. It's a full project.
Ain't no short bullshit. Do you think that, yeah, 16.
Parks, what didn't resonate with you? The marriages and the beat? I just like, I feel like I want something a little bit more gutter. It's a very clean feeling.
Like the last dance, there's some poppy kind of shit. The Sting record, the Tom Petty record.
A little too poppy-leaning for me. Do you think it's because they're grown? Yeah, for sure.
As a follow-up to Doggy Style, because initially that's kind of what this is essentially prophesied as. Doggy Style, Missionary.
Yes. I wanted a little bit more of the gutter.
I have a question for you. I'm the exact opposite because it's been 30 years.
And these dudes are billionaires. Yeah, y'all have done it all in the 30 years.
I don't want to hear y'all ain't gutter. Yeah, I mean, Snoop's bestie is Martha Stewart.
If I heard Snoop and Dre trying to put some gutter shit out, it would be forced and mailed in to me. That's how I would feel.
I would be like, I don't want to hear this from y'all because that ain't where y'all at today. Let me hear where you at today.
Do y'all feel like because they're like legacy acts that they should have a shorter project instead of 16 songs? Maybe like... That might help.
Like eight, ten. 16 is fire, then let it be fire., today, I don't care about that because whatever I don't like, I can just take off.

That's true.

That don't really do it.

This isn't like before where I need a CD

and I got to put that shit in the car

and I have to let it play.

I don't like that.

I like that idea.

What, shorter?

Yeah, because...

Well, you just put out three pieces.

Of course you'll like it.

Shorter projects I usually prefer,

but I don't mind a long project pause.

If you look at classic albums,

shut up, Nick.

You want to start with me today,

but I got you.

Classic albums for me,

more concise,

were usually shorter.

And to me,

what made albums,

albums were they stuck with theme.

And it's kind of hard to stick with theme

the deeper you get into the track list.

That being said,

this album is only 45 minutes long,

even at being 60 songs.

So it's not like a laborious listen. Was there any theme to it? Any story to it? Like to the tracks? Not in the same way that like Doggy Stallion with Chronic was.
No, the theme to me was just yo, we can still make music. We 60-year-old niggas that can make music.
We up-up and we still got a passion for this shit. I'm gonna listen again.
I'm 100% gonna going to keep listening because I'm probably going to feel different. As I get more familiar.
There are records that I will never listen to again. Like you said, the Sting record, the Tom Petty record.
And the funny thing is, I never was familiar with Tom Petty music. Right? I love Let's Dance of Mary Jane.
That one song. That was it.

That was the only song I ever knew.

I remember in the morning,

used to watch videos,

getting ready for school,

and they would play that fucking video.

Don't come around here anymore is my joint.

They would play that video over and over.

That's how I knew the song.

This is the Sting record.

Another part of me.

How y'all feeling out there?

Yeah.

Pop a little louder if you're lovin' it

I'm fuckin' with it

Turn my mic up

Yeah

Yeah

That's it

Return of the Titans in this motherfucker

Lovin' how this is feelin'

Yeah

Go ahead, Aaron, sing em' Very police dance Oh, it's a good song That's a lot Yeah, I like that I like this shit.

I like this.

That's smooth, right?

That's smooth, right?

Hell no.

You in like this.

I like this.

You in?

This is your back.

This is dope.

This is your back.

I like this.

I like this. I don't hate that at all.
How do you feel about the Gunsmoke joint with M and 50? It was cool. Yeah, it was cool.
It was cool. Expecting more from them? Expecting a little more.
I did. Me too.
Do y'all think that if Dre, what's the album that dre's been promising to put out detox detox yeah i think that the detox will live up to his hype detox will never drop i don't think it's ever coming out it's never coming i think all the highlights that were probably on it have come out in some type of form or somebody else's yeah that's right that album was dope so what the comp the album was dope to me five I got a plaque for it. Salute.
That's someone else's shit. Like a straight out of Compton.
Yeah, the Compton album. I think a lot of that was there.
That album was dope. One of the straight out of Compton album was dope?

To me, five.

I got a plaque for it. Salute.
That's right. That's right.
Let them real quick, just let them hear Hard Knocks. Just a little bit.
And you'll see what I'm talking about. But don't we have to play, real quick, don't we have to play sound effects? Because I hope it's...
My one's off. This one's off.
This one's off. That's new.
That's new. That's new.
That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new.

That's new. That's new.
That's new. in the head.
A little blood get on my daughter. The last pod you played a whole intro of 50.
And don't get me wrong, it was commercial. I don't remember that.
Oh, you don't remember that. Oh.
But that was gutter. That was gutter.
That was gutter. Absolutely gutter.
That was gutter. That was gutter.
This is clean. Okay.
But I'm not mad at it. I got to live with it more.
I fuck with it. Before I.
I'm pleased. I'm not underwhelming.
What was the song on the album that they were previewing at Complex Con? Well, one of them. Oh, no, that was Drake Champs.
They premiered. It was, I'll give you the name of it.
Out of the Blue. It's okay, folks.
Out of the Blue? That was one that they teased. How does it sound? I played that as a sleeper a couple weeks ago.
Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I liked that. Either way, again, I like, to Y's point, I like hearing music, new music from our legends.
Yeah, yes. It's a beautiful thing regardless.
The rock acts can do it and all of that. Yo, keep going.
Keep touring if you you feel like it as long as y'all are healthy

keep putting music out

I didn't know

that y'all said

that they also released

a three song EP

with DMX

yeah I didn't listen

to it

because I'm weary

of anything

posthumous

is it on DSPs

yes it is

it's like three songs

it's called

Let Us Pray

Chapter X

can you play something

from it

the first record

is Favor

features Killer Mike

Mary Mary

and Roy's Noise

Orchestra

second track

Thank you. Where would I be without you? Four songs Who would I be without you? No one

I want to thank you for making me something

I want to thank you for divinely moving me

And letting my life be a presence

Even at my worst and most chaotic

You have allowed me to be a blessing

It's like a prayer intro this one

I want to thank you Lord

I want to humbly say I appreciate you

For I know not where I'm going

But I know you have me on my path

And I know not my purpose But I know you, for I know not where I'm going, but I know you have me on my path. And I know not my purpose, but I know you have one for me.
Amen. And I pray.
Oh. Oh.
Father, thank you for making me righteous and accepted through the blood of Venus. That ain't AI.
Because of that, I am blessed and highly favored by you. No, no.
I am the object of your affection. That's the dog.
Your favor surrounds me as a shield. And the first thing that people come in contact with is my favor shield.
Oh, that's creepy. Thank you that I have favor with you and man today.
A little chill. All day long, people go out of their way to bless and to help me.
I have favor with everyone that I deal with today. Doors that were once closed are now open for me.
I receive referential treatment and I have special privileges. I am God's favorite child.
It's all just this? This is the intro. This is like a prayer intro.
Oh, wait for some music. No, that's also, and then Mary Mary comes in and, yeah.
I listen to this. Definitely hope everybody go check it out.
Rest in peace, DMX. Rest in peace.
We love you. I'm not rushing to this.
Any more music? Any music? You guys? That's in's in your back? I was totally underway. I just focused my energy on Snoop and Dre.
Once I see that, everything kind of shuts down for me. I'm going to go listen to that, and everybody else got to wait until next week.
Alchemist and Rock Marciano dropped a project. I haven't gotten through it yet, but I am going to listen.
Fat Joe dropped a project. There's a couple joints on there.
Yeah, a couple joints. I gave it a half a listen.

Actually, on my way up here.

I'm not mad at it. I like the reggae joint.

I'm not mad at it.

It's smooth.

It's a reggae joint.

It's a smooth shit on there.

Actually, I watched the Tiny Desk joint.

Y'all looked at me like I was crazy.

Billie Eilish?

Yeah, Billie Eilish.

Tiny Desk.

That was highly anticipated.

Fat Joe.

Don't do that.

Billie Eilish.

You know what? I forget. You're not really a man of music.
You're really just a man of hip-hop. Yes.
And a little bit of R&B. No, Chris Byrne.
Chris Byrne. Yeah.
And when Tory Lanez does R&B. And Drake.
That's it. So no one else here watched the Tiny Desk? I saw one thing on Instagram, but I didn't watch the whole shit, too.
I like her. I saw some clips.
I didn't rush to it. It was dope.
It was dope. Okay.
Pretty dope. To me it doesn't matter who came before or after Doshi she was the best tiny desk of 2024.
She bought it. I'm not gonna hold you.
She went crazy. You mean that Mel? She went nuts.
You mean that? Yes. Doshi is a great performer.
She went crazy. Amazing performer.
Yeah. It was incredible.
Yeah. All right.
Well, you know what? Since we're talking music, Flip, you tweeted something asking, is there an attack on hip-hop? Yes. Can you, like, I was going to hit you, then I said, I'll just wait till we get here.
What you mean? Flip and guest investigative reports. 2020.
Attack where? So I tweeted that because, you know, a eureka came to my brain. A Eureka.
A light bulb moment. You mean you ran it online? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I started to see a lot of these things about Drake, things about Jay, things about Diddy, just different things. And I'm just like, there's an attack on hip hop.
And let me tell you what I meant by that. So I started to do some research.
From the 50s to 90s and up to 2017, rock and roll has been the number one genre. And in 2017, hip-hop, because of streaming, had an increase in 72% or 73%, becoming the number one genre.
You want to research.

You's a thinking man.

According to Nielsen.

Okay.

Right?

According to Nielsen.

I'm in a source of sound.

Nielsen.

And not talk sources.

So according to Nielsen,

yeah, 72% increase

of hip-hop becoming the number one genre.

So then I started to think like

a lot of stuff that's being done

or that our acts are accused

of, even though it's wrong.

No, not even though, it's wrong.

Back then, a lot of these

things were accepted, right?

Right? Accepted meaning...

Overlooked. Overlooked is a much better word.

Thank you so much, please.

So, the reason why I said there's an

attack on hip-hop is because

the problems that may be

when rock and roll and all that shit was

Thank you so much, please. So, the reason why I said there's an attack on hip-hop is because the problems that may be, when rock and roll and all that shit was the number one, or pop was number one, we didn't have all these salacious stories coming out about their acts.
And I feel like because of the younger generation and hip-hop being number one, I feel like the people don't want to accept it and they want to put out there and sully our acts

or put our acts dirty laundry out on the forefront.

And once you do that, it's where do we go from there, right?

Like, I feel like that's an attack on hip-hop.

That's the angle that I'm taking.

Like the Jay-Z shit, the Diddy shit.

I mean, of course, Diddy, you know, get him out of here, whatever it is with Diddy. The Jay-Z shit.
The Drake shit. Like even building Kendrick Lamar or they said bots, allegedly, to put the smut on Drake's name is the PDF.
Like we call them a PDF. Like those, our top legacy acts, our top acts in hip-hop are being attacked with smear campaigns and being held to the light.
Their alleged closet, I guess, dirty laundry is being brought to the light. To me, simultaneously, it's happening back to back to back.
I feel like there's an attack on hip-hop And that's just, that was my angle. I can't really speak to like the Jay-Z thing, but when you have exhibited predatory behavior for over 30 years, and it has been well documented and reported, then this is just chickens coming home to motherfucking roost.
I also want to just add that in that timeline that you mentioned 2017 or whatever, that's like kind of when the Me Too shit really... Hit its stride.
Yeah, so that's just one note in your notes. And everyone was saying, because Me Too started with the film industry, they said music is next.
Yeah, but do you understand what I'm saying? I get it. The back-to-back thing, man.
I get it, right? I'm not saying that. For every ditty, you have Nas, you have a Jadakiss.
There's so many artists that do not have any history of being scummy. You know what I'm saying? As a matter of fact, like I tell this story every chance I get when I did Knock Yourself Out with Jadakiss.
He was so respectful. And this is 2001 when...
Misogyny. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like it's just, there is a way to conduct yourself and then there is the abuse of power. Yeah, I understand that, man.
And being predatory and being a scumbag. Don't you understand, but when I say the back-to-back, like something is happening.
But look. Even if it was UMG, something is happening where acts are being made to...
Here's the part you're missing, though, Flip Because I'm using the wrong terms. I'm sorry.
And let me make myself

clear here.

Please.

Not excusing any behavior

that is inappropriate.

That's what I'm saying.

I don't want to do that yet.

Now, to your point

about back-to-back

happening here and there

with the Puff situation,

that was Puff's ego

that brought him to this.

Okay.

Puff's been getting

away with it.

Okay.

Would have gotten

away with it,

but no, I'm not paying you. No, I'm not doing this and you almost dared double down file okay and a lot of times people would not file out of fear of what you might do she was just bold enough to not give a fuck it wasn't scared let me so let me just I'm sorry I'm sorry so that's that one with the Drake situation also ego I say because again Kend say because, again, Kendrick warned him.
We don't have to go here. We ain't got to do this.
Let's keep it here. But your ego says, nigga, fuck you.
I can do what I want. You can't fuck with me.
I don't like that. That's a horrible.
If I warn you. Look, look, look.
Hold on, hold on. If I warn you and say, yo, dogs, If you step on my sneaker again I'm gonna slap the shit out you And you step on it again And you step on my sneaker again And I slap the shit out you I told you to not We don't have to This don't have to happen That's a horrible analogy That's a horrible analogy Okay With the puff shit There's been Now we've seen the video of Cassie.
Which we would have never probably seen. It's undeniable.
You are comparing somebody that we've seen get proven to do something with somebody putting a heinous rumor on somebody. They are not equivalent.
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about just shit.
It's not equivalent. No, no.
Hold on, let me respond to him. What I'm speaking to is I don't think we get these rumors, these accusations.
I don't think it even goes there. That's my point.
Y'all don't care no. That's not just a fight.
Wait, wait, wait. That's all I'm saying.
We in the mud. We playing in the mud.
You putting muddy shit on me, I'm putting muddy shit on you. My mud stuck.
What rock acts or pop acts have you seen get ridiculed back to back to back to back like that? At this moment, don't get me wrong, we should, but I don't care about that because the fact of the matter is if these people are doing this shit, whether there's an attack on hip-hop or not, it needs to be called out and checked. I'm with you on that.
I agree. So, cool,'re saying.
Cool, right? As much as we like

to focus on the attack

on maybe one or two figures,

there's a bunch

of other figures

that we can highlight

in that moment

to balance it out.

Don't get me wrong.

Puff, J, whoever,

those are the top of the top,

but there are people

within that

that don't move like that.

You have the Denzels.

You have the Samuels.

You have people

within black entertainment

if we want to lean on as leaders who don't move in a certain fashion that we never even heard stories about. You have the Denzels.
You have the Samuels. You have people within black entertainment.

If we want to lean on as leaders who don't move in a certain fashion that we never even heard stories about, that in these moments we should lean and highlight more than having to focus on, oh, they're taking two of our greatest. Okay, cool.
Maybe some of them niggas is nasty niggas that need to be taken. Yes, and I agree with that.
And if it's an attack on hip-hop, then we need to focus on, well, why you niggas in power are not upstanding hip-hop and making sure that you're not moving a certain way for us to not be attacked. I'm not excusing their behavior.
I just looked at the timeline. Thug, NBA Youngboy, Dirk, J, Drake, Puff.
That's different. No, listen, no, no, no.
No, I'm going to say this. No, no.
Let me just say this. It's just back to back to back.
So maybe, I guess because hip hop is not the number one genre, the light is on us. What I'm saying is that they're throwing it in our faces where it's like, nigga, we're going to teach y'all a lesson.
All the shit that y'all got away with. Or there's a nasty element within hip hop that needs to be exposed.
And the power. Okay.
Or there's a nasty element within hip hop that needs to be exposed so that the niggas... Okay, finish.
Or there's a nasty element in a predatory nature in every genre of music, right? That needs to be exposed so that we can clean this shit up so that the actual things that are going on positive in it can be highlighted instead of us focusing on it. Real quick.
Maybe. Also, the powers that be don't give a fuck because they the ones making all the money off this shit.
They not. Bro.
Wow. They are paying you rappers pennies on the dollar.
They are making billions upon billions off of y'all. And yeah, go kill yourselves.
So there's no incentive for them to now try to shut y'all down. The difference is in the different genres of music.
Hip-hop music is music that came out of the pain of the ghetto. So a lot of hip-hop artists literally have one foot in the ghetto and one foot out.
So because you do have one foot in the ghetto or you did live a life of crime or you literally were doing some of the things that you say in your raps that stuff is in you so if a nigga get out of line and you grew up in a place where if a nigga get out of line you put him back in line that's still in you you understand what I'm saying some of these other genres of music didn't come from that some of those other genres of music didn't necessarily um the artists didn't necessarily had an upbringing as these artists so you're not going to get the same outcomes to some of the same shit. I agree.
Like you can't. A nigga was facing a Rico case.
Yeah. That's a prominent artist.
That came from his environment that he grew up in. That didn't come from some made up shit.
Music. That didn't come from music.
But Flip, you're right though. There is an attack on hip hop.
There's always been an attack on hip-hop from the day it was birth. It's always going to be there.
But we're at a point now within just society we're having to choose between what side we're going to stand on. The side of good and the side of bad.
But I think you guys think I'm excusing the behaviors. I didn't say that.
And if I'm doing am, that's not my intent at all. I'm not talking about the behavior.
I'm talking about, when I looked up and did the research, I just feel like now we have became so powerful that now we're in the doors. We're in the conversations.
We can own teams and we can be in those rooms that they have no choice but to accept us in. Let me finish.
I'm going to finish my point. I think that with the technological advances that are happening today,

niggas is doing dumb shit getting themselves caught up

in dumb shit. So even if we

are looking for you, when you go

rent a car for a nigga and the nigga get killed in the

rent a car that you rented for, like yo my nigga,

you going to get investigated.

That's just common sense shit. So again

these people, half of they, one leg

in the hood,

other leg out the hood being in music,

and sometimes those two things clash.

You get what I'm saying?

Like sometimes those two things clash.

I just feel like there's always been an attack on hip-hop.

The strategy just looks different on how you go ahead to attack and to minimize it. Well, let me say this.

People, well, the other acts that were going through,

I heard a lot of stories about these fucking rock stars and pop stars.

A lot of nasty stories.

But the labels did more to protect them.

Thank you. The other acts that were going through, I heard a lot of stories about these fucking rock stars and pop stars.
A lot of nasty stories. But the labels did more to protect them or to protect those stories.
Or it might be the time. That's what I want to know.
Is it the time? Technology is different. Is it the timing? Basketball players.
All athletes. They all got protection.
It's money being generated. You think that the label want to lock a nigga up that's making him millions and billions of dollars? I don't think that, bro.
We saw the label. The label's going to cover up your shit.
We saw the label go get NBA Youngboy out. And put his ass in the sticks.
Put his ass up in Utah so we can continue to make money off of you. That's what I'm telling you.
Because his YouTube generations was crazy. You're worth much more to us outside.
Yeah, I think it's a little weird and disingenuous to constantly talk about how bad the music industry treats artists in terms of splits and financials, and then at the same time be like, oh, they're trying to take that down. Yeah, like...
That doesn't add up. It doesn't work shit.
You're not sending your cash cow to jail at all. I'm going to do whatever I can to keep that cash cow out of jail.
I don't feel like they're trying to take it down, though, Parks. What I was saying is that I just think that they want to take the power that hip-hop is, the leverage that hip-hop has.
They don't have no leverage because they don't own shit. I'm talking about the leverage hip-hop has on society in the streaming world, in these markets.
Oh, you can't do that. You can't flip.
That's whatever they do. The white people that own the hip-hop industry, they are the niggas benefiting.
They happy. The artist's not really gaining leverage.
Maybe one or two artists out of a million are

gaining leverage. They don't care what genre

is the genre. They just gonna know that they gonna be

the person in control of it and benefiting the

most. That's all it is.
I just

feel like in this,

every generation has seen its version of

what level of

hip-hop influence it's had. We also,

when hip-hop really had the influence

to

surpass all the other genres,

and then we'll see you next time. of what level of hip-hop influence it's had.
We also, when hip-hop really had the influence to surpass all the other genres, it was in the midst of social media being so prevalent. That's true.
Got it. And information flowed so easily.
I was going to say 72%. That's true.
It's a lot different from when rock was because there wasn't that. A lot different from pop or R&B, the 80s.
Take it off. If there was Instagram and Twitter in the middle of the 80s.

Michael Jackson

would have been larger than like.

Nigga,

the NBA would not exist.

Yeah.

True.

The NBA.

We heard stories

what these niggas was doing.

Imagine if there was Instagram

or just a random person

can get their story out

and take legs

and actually grow.

And to Isha's point

and your point really,

I think that

if hip hop is this huge fucking platform now, it's number one, overtook rock or whatever it is. That's a huge spotlight being put on these artists that are going platinum, multi-platinum for a decade at a time, yet they're still doing...
They're still exercising some level of moral ambiguity. They're not as aware as they should be that they're famous.
You're going live with guns in the background of your life. You're doing videos with guns at the video shoot when you're on probation.
My nigga, you starting to do stupid shit. And because a magnifying glass is on you, now it's becoming more evident.
Back in the day, you might have got that off because you didn't have the same magnifying glass on you. It was basketball players throwing niggas through windows

back in the day.

But because now

we could go like this.

Yeah.

At the first sight of any drama,

niggas be just like this.

Hey, look,

it ain't even just hip hop, bro.

It's the cat and mouse game

between criminals and technology.

Sure.

That's really what it is.

That's part of it.

People have been,

people think they smarter than,

back years ago,

you think,

yo, if my page is locked,

nobody can see it, I can do whatever the fuck I want to do. Yes.
You know what I'm saying? There's niggas that still think that. Oh, I'm from a burner page.
They ain't going to know it's me, so now I can get these threats off. I can do whatever I'm doing.
Yo, do we forget our most recognized and most famous rapper who can go anywhere on earth and represent hip-hop was on trial for murder? Like, we forget that. He wasn't that then, bro.
Yeah't that then i'm just saying like in the circumstance in the in the peak of his snoop yeah like in the peak of his fame and he had the labels he had the greatest they supported him because they needed to support him because he was the industry at that point he was bigger than at that moment he was bigger than than big, all of that. He was the top artist.
It happens. But, but, just let me, just ask this, please.
Not making any excuse. When the individuals start doing things for the people, say if they did have a, but Puff, his behavior was ongoing.

So let's exclude him.

Not sure anything about Russell

or anything that's ongoing,

but I remember when it was

important moves

that these individuals

were making,

that's when everything starts to,

the wall starts to come in.

That's an assumption.

That's just an assumption.

And part of it, let's say it's true. But look, you start making important moves.
Ty, I know what I was going to say. Eyes get on you.
And you still gave them the shit. And you still did it.
And that's number one over everything else. They looked.
It wasn't nothing there. But when you start making important moves, for example, somebody say, one of ultra rich hip hop, Drake, decides I want to buy an NFL team.
They're going to investigate you. They're going to look into every.
You try to buy a house. They want to look into everything.
I see. So if you got some shit there, they might find it.
Or somebody that don't want you to. I wanted to buy it don't want this nigga to get it.
I heard he trying to get it. Yeah, you borrow money from hard money lenders.
They do a criminal background check on you. They will not lend you money.
I'm going to tell you a story that I know. Be mindful.
Back in the days, a person that I know did something bad. Their life changed.
For about 25 years, 30 years, they've been on the right path. When there was a house in the area that goes for a lot of money, but they didn't want to sell.

So now it's going for like $3 million.

But they want to sell, like the Jewish man wanted to buy the house.

You know that we found out that the Jewish guy, he made these calls and did some research to get the person in trouble. So now when you're in trouble and now you're out the house because now you're locked up.
And maybe the bank seizes it because of foreclosures. But not that the bank seizes it, but the bank tried to seize it.
But then you forced a person to sell to pay off... Their legal fees and shit.
Their legal fees and stuff. So then now...
Dirty game. The Jewish man got it for cheaper than what he wanted for initially, but that was an example that I learned, and this is a family member of mine.
That was an example that I saw in real time because another guy told me. Another Jewish guy told me, yo, we did that.

I mean, that happens. We looked into this.

We knew about that.

He was extremely honest.

Knowing that story

that how far people will go

to bring you down is like...

Because I know we run it so we can...

I just want to use this quick example.

Yeah.

100% what you're saying. If you're doing these things,

then it's going to be...

Thank you. Because I know we run it so we can...
I just want to use this quick example. 100% what you're saying.
If you're doing these things, then... Or it's going to be...
Did, doing, whatever. It can still be a thing of a...
I always go to Mike. Mike thing is, everyone...
I believe Mike had an affinity for helping kids. Right? I think at a certain point, he pushed that to the world so much that we knew you attached Mike with with he's trying to help kids, whether he's going to the hospital, stuff like that, boom, boom.
If they can't find something on you, they'll create something. Sometimes they'll take the very things you love and find a way to turn it against you.
So, at that point... Are we not human, E? I'm just saying.
Are we not changed? I'm just saying, But at that point, you're Michael, and you see that this is the path they're taking. You might need to pull back from being that close so that they can't get the opportunity to crash you down.
So after the first attempt at something like that, and it's not successful, and you still continue to move in a certain way, they're going to keep trying to play that against you. Got it.
So for me like, for me, in those situations, if you know the game you're in,

you know how predatory it is,

you know how much they'll go out their way

to diminish your character,

sometimes you need to go ahead for the better good,

step back from something

so that they have nothing on you at all.

And that's just...

Them niggas was putting fines on the house.

Hey.

I seen that shit.

My cousin had to go through that shit.

I seen it.

Putting fines.

He was calling me from,

yo, can you go pay this?

Calling my mother.

Can y'all go pay this?

I'll that shit. My cousin had to go through that shit.
I seen it. Putting fines.

He was calling me from,

yo, can you go pay this?

Calling my mother.

Can y'all go pay this?

They was putting fines.

Yo, this is something illegal in the backyard

that was built

or something on the side

of the house.

They were going there

to do that.

They put all this, like...

And I had to help my cousin.

I had to go to fucking...

I had to go do this.

This is the game, though.

Flip, this is the game.

Are you smiling for it?

Tell me.

Is it something you're aware of? This is the game. Look, let me tell you.
Hey, not even a black person. Old girl that used to own Jersey Girls.
They wanted the club. Yo, sell it to us.
No, I'm not going to sell it. Okay, cool.
We're going to send the cops. We're going to do this.
Like, this is just a game. Where is, we're going to get it? I mean, we've seen it now.

We've seen it with Lil Durk.

You know, how you speak about the attack on hip hop?

If we want to, you know, we can assume.

Yes.

He has allegations being accused of hiring, murder for hire.

Another one.

A new charge.

He went up to try to receive bond.

They put up, Sony put up some bread. A million dollars.
A million dollars. Put up some houses and tried.
And they was like, nah. Mm-mm.
Too much of a liability. Is that an attack on hip hop? Yes.
How? Because it's just back to back. So you just worried about the timing of it.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Okay. I'm not worried about the individual I mean with Dirk Dirk's situation Dirk obviously this is all alleged but if he put himself in that situation then what's happening is going to happen that's life but also I can't even though I'm a hypocrite I cannot speak I am a big hypocrite you are I'm actually shocked at you, because you're not the conspiracy theorist.
But I cannot speak from the side of... Because if you really ask my real opinion, I understand certain shit because of where I come from.
You're a product of your environment. I am a product of my environment.
I don't believe in certain things. How long you get to lean on that? A lot.
Your environment's changed. I get to lean on it a lot because of my thought pattern.
Because I know that if something happens, I know how I'm going to respond to it. All that shit I do on the internet or when I say I know what's not right.
Let me ask you a question. But in reality, I'm playing the internet game.
I'm sorry, Ice. I'm playing the internet game.
But in reality, I know what I'm going to do. Because I feel it in my core.
Like, I'm going to do this. Where does that come from? It's not right.
It's not. But don't make faces.
We judge it. But it's true.
I want to ask you a question. I agree with you.
Because you just, when you was talking about the family member that did something 20 some odd years ago. And you said, but yo, we're not allowed to change.
We're not allowed to do this. So the same thing can't apply to you.
You could have been a product of your environment. You ain't in that environment no more.
You've been out of that. That's not true.
I'm asking him. He's still in that environment.
Just because your residence moved, that don't mean that he's not still in that environment. Mentally, you could be...
And he still goes back every day. We able to give these answers like this because we're not the people actually in this situation.
So I'm pretty sure if it was on the other end, we will feel differently. Don't get me wrong.
We are products of our environment. If somebody killed my brother, you trying to say I want to make a decision to have have them murdered? What I'm saying to you That's what you're basically telling me.
What I'm saying to you is this. It's easy to say to someone, damn, I understand that situation because he's a product of his environment.
I get that. But if we're sitting on the other side of that, we don't want to hear that shit as an excuse.
True. I agree.
We don't want to use that as, well, I understood why he did that because look where he come from. We're going to be tight.
We're going to also say, nigga, you have millions of dollars. I agree.
Why do you even have to go ahead and let, we have to just stop taking, we have to stop going ahead. Money doesn't take away the pain.
It has nothing to do with that. But money affords you certain luxuries to fix the hurt, the pain, the trauma.
That's not true. Forget just money.
That's not true. Experiencing things different.
And y'all therapy people, that's not true. No matter how much money you have, it ain't going to fix no pain and no trauma.
I didn't say it. She said afforded you the luxuries to fix the pain and the trauma.
Yeah, there is luxuries that you are afforded with money. That fix pain and trauma if your brother getting killed? First off, for a guy from Chicago who doesn't have the money to travel the world to even see other experiences, you now have the money to see those things.
Did you hear what I said? Just listen to what I'm saying. Go ahead.
You have the experience now, which is a luxury that most people don't get. Yeah, I've been all over the world.
And my brother got murdered. Ain't no island in Dubai.
Ain't no cruise. Ain't no fucking Niagara Falls.
Go and fix that. Okay.
Mark Lamont Hill sat right here and said the nigga that tried to kill his brother. Mark Lamont Hill sat right here last episode.
The man tried to kill my brother and when he found out that he was dead, he deserved to die. It was a relief.
It was a relief. Let me be very clear with you.
He didn't say that. Fuck all that.
Let me be very clear. Yeah.
If I get a million dollars in my pocket for whatever reason, I'm now moving in a certain manner. a certain manner.
Someone killed somebody in my family. Yes.
My initial thought would want to be, yeah, you know what? I want to hire someone. I want to do it.
I want to get it done. You know what I'm going to also think after that? I'm of a different level at this point.
I also have my kids. I also have my family.
Exactly. That relies on me to now move in a different manner of which I would want it to move before.
And I'm not going to do that because in the short term, what I did might have a little feeling over me, but in the long term, what I present is going to fuck up everything. It sounds good.
It sounds good. Just like the other side of leaving.
Let me ask you a question. That's fake.
Let me ask you a question. E front, too.
No, the fuck I'm not. I'm about to check you.
No, the fuck I'm not. I'm about to get you.
Let me ask you a question. You just had an incident, nigga, and you knew better.
You just had an incident. I'm not even going with that.
That's not true. That's a bad example.
That's bad. I think that's a bad example.
That's a bad example. That is bad.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Tell me this. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got him. Listen, I'm going to go to your point.
A million dollars. Let's not say a million dollars.
Whatever. 20 million.
There you go. You saying I'm changing my environment, you might have went and killed the nigga yourself before you got the 20 million now you feel like i'm gonna go hire somebody to remove myself and go kill the individual that is your difference but based on your environment you're absolutely right and let me and let me just say this you know you're absolutely right but at that point we need to start holding niggas accountable and stop making excuses for the fact.
So that's all I'm speaking to. I'm agreeing with you.
If you're in society and you're working towards bettering yourself and you're showing that and you've got the opportunity. Yo, there's people, don't get me wrong, Lil Durk is talented.
Very. But there's niggas out here more talented than Lil Durk.
I agree. Who are busting their ass just as much, who never get the opportunity to do this shit on a real level.
So now when you're let into the door in a way where you have the opportunity to change the legacy of your family. I'm saying you are right there.
Cool. There are people out here that think like him, and I'm not knocking them, and there are also people that are thinking like what I'm saying.
And I'm just saying, in those situations, we need to hold niggas like that accountable and stop making excuses for well look at where they come from. I know a lot of niggas that come from where he come from and decide to make the actual positive change.
I'm sorry. Y'all was in a strip club not too long ago.
Y'all was in a strip club not too long ago and you and Joe came in here and talked about the situation where it was mad niggas, big niggas. They're going to stop making me seem like the violin.
Bro, we having a conversation. And your response was not the same.
You got him. Your response was, yo, I'm from where I'm from.
This nigga's playing me like I'm pussy. I don't care if we was under man.
And I'm going to do what I'm doing. And Vern had to come in and say, yo, the nigga had the roscoe on.
That's a muffin right there. That is what you said., that's a muffin.
Vern, hold up, E. No, it's not.
Hold up, E. Because he's changing what actually happened.
Hold up, E. What happened, I'm telling you, y'all changing what happened.
When I walk into the spot and I see that homie is being a certain way, you know what I did? I went and walked the other way. I made the decision at that point to go around and walk the other way.
Joe said you walked right through him. He's lying.
I'm telling you what happened. When I'm there and I walk in and I see homie blocking away and I looked and said, what's going on? He said something.
And in that moment, I wanted to revert to what I would have naturally done was to been snuff him. I didn't because I realized Joe's over there.
He don't need that type of attention. And Vern is here and he's a hothead.
And I know once I move, he's's gonna move. So I took my ass and walked around.
He then decided he didn't like that I was just that poised about it. Not engaging.
That's what happened. So I exhibited me doing something different from how I usually move.
Then when he then comes to speak to Joe in reference to me I said to him as a man man, yo, you don't have to talk to Joe. You can talk to me.
Boom, boom, boom. And we had a simple discourse.
Shook hands. That was it.
What are y'all talking about? Hold up. I'm going to tell you.
Don't let his story. I was about to say, you didn't say that that day.
Because Joe was 100%. You know Joe was going to put extras on the story.
So the story that I'm using is a story because you you didn't say that that day when Joe got you know we got it's a beautiful broadcast but at the end of the day when you use examples like that I've shown again that changes things but alright cool we can move along but our environment is definitely dictate how we respond to certain stimulus is it still open? no it was about to be. They got the little singe on top.

They ain't done yet.

They're not done.

We scrapped them.

In closing,

I just feel like it's easier said than done.

It is.

I feel like a lot of people

experience and being lucky

or being mature

helps you

get away. Not get away, but

Thank you. You can't just, I feel like a lot of people experience and being lucky or being mature helps you get away, not get away, but get out of different situations.
Experience, being mature, and luck to me. You know, because sometimes you can have.
It's a third, bro. It's another one.
It's a fourth. Fourth, excuse me.
It's a fourth. Some people might want to take it there.
And in that moment, you realize, yo, I got a lot to lose. Like, just that quick.
That's true? Weighing your options, bro. If I go this way, this happens.
If I go this way, you know what? I made fun of the Philly guy last episode. Perfectly said, I made fun of him.
The exonerated guy. I don't know who he was.
The exonerated guy that went to drive for $200, but he's institutionalized.

Right? Like, it's some things in some environments that you're around that

all you do, all you know how to do

is react one way. Yo, this nigga trying to

play me for my money? Yo, can I give you an example?

As a man, you feel like, he's wrong.

I'm not. To wrap it, quick example.

And salutes to Girls Love Karaoke.

I went the other night, right?

You in there a lot. Oh, that's my spot.
It's a cigarette. A lot.
Now. It was fine.
Shout out Doreen. It was fine.
While I'm, and I'll make this quick, while I was in there, I was next to someone that I had an issue with. He didn't know that I had the issue with him, but I had an issue with him about some business things that happened with their music, right? My initial thought was I wanted to really, like, wild out.
I wanted to wild out. But then you saw he had mad niggas with him.
That too. His weight was up.
No, I mean. But in that moment, went, hey, when you get a chance, I want to chop it with you about something.
Nice and peaceful. Growth.
And when he got up to get ready, yo, what I'm talking about, went standing next to each other. This whole time, this is somebody that I felt might have did something and smited me.
Yo, explain myself like a gentleman. He spoke like a gentleman.
Yo, boom, boom, boom. It's confusion, not on both of our parts, but on some industry stuff.
We dapped, said, yo, man, at some point we could work together. And that was it.
That, to me, was the level of I understand who I could have been before and how I would want to approach it to now doing something different today. All right.
You know that nigga was going high notes. Yeah, yeah, that's what that was.
I don't know about them niggas. You about to slide your ass around and cross the stairs.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's not unusual to be slick. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's not unusual.
You know what I mean? That nigga in a falsetto-jew Yeah, man. Parks, I wanted to ask you something, just to switch gears.
So I'm reading on the board because, you know, sports ain't my thing, but it says that Miami released OBJ. Do you have feelings about this? I mean, salute to OBJ, but he is not OBJ that we once knew.
He can't really get separation. He's still a good receiver.
He'll be a good teammate somewhere. He just didn't really fit in down there.
Did he get picked up? Not to my knowledge yet. I said, do you think he gets picked up? Oh, do I think so? Yeah, I think so.
He's a veteran. He would be good on a team that has a bunch of young wide receivers and needs someone dependable or someone that's super injury riddled.
Or somebody that's going to the playoffs, potentially going to the Super Bowl, that just need. Why can't Kansas City go back? He catch that slam.
He can still take off. He can't get the separation to catch the slam.
That's the problem. But if he catch it, that nigga can take it to the house.
He going somewhere. He'll go somewhere.
He wasn't terrible with us. He just wasn't particularly impactful.
We got younger guys that they're trying to get more time. For for the cheap, he, I mean, hey, but it cheap.

Come on down to the black and gold, baby.

Now for the cheap.

Would he fit in?

Y'all on welfare.

You try to get everybody.

Nigga, I want a receiver.

You want somebody that can be sort of effective, though.

Yeah, I don't know.

And that isn't injury riddled.

Is that what you called him? Yeah, he was. He's been healthy for the last, well, he missed half the season, so I guess he's been healthy for maybe a month and a half.
Damn it. All right, well, football, since you introduced it to us, they on the NFL ass for Christmas.
I mean, they on the NBA ass for Christmas, bro. Yeah, they got Mariah Carey opening up for Beyonce.
They are putting foot in the ass on Christmas. Mariah Carey? Wait, wait.
Who? So, you know they got Beyonce. Mariah Carey haven't sounded good in a long time, nigga.
Nah, she on tour right now. She don't sound that bad.
Is she back? Is she back? My wife saw her last year, I want to say, for the Christmas shit, and she said it was phenomenal. Okay.
Well, Spanish. Keep going.
They already have Beyonce performing at halftime of the Houston Baltimore game. Now they have Beyonce I'm excuse me I'm upset about it Now they have Mariah Carey For the The next game Not halftime But she's just Pre-game Yeah, she's opening up The Christmas festivities With the Christmas song And it's on Christmas Day Yeah Which is That's epic, bro Come.
Come on, dog. Yeah.
All I want for Christmas is you, Mariah Carey, on Christmas, NFL. And then Beyonce? And then Beyonce.
Wow. I wonder if Beyonce's going to do Christmas records.
Nah. I don't think so.
Beyonce doing a whole halftime, whole halftime show. How long is it going to be the 12 minutes, like Super Bowl, or is it going to be longer? 20? Oh, it's 20.
Wait, wait, wait. So are they adding time to the Super Bowl? No, just for this.
Just for this. Yeah.
Just for this. It seems like they're putting a lot more.
They are on the NBA ass. Well, they have a lot more.
First of all, there's no commercials on Netflix, I don't think. So that's one.
And two, the commercials are not at the stakes of the Super Bowl. We're not cutting into no halftime show where we're getting a million dollars per 30 seconds.
A million? Yeah, more than that. Whatever the fuck it is.
Doritos just gave us $150 million for a 90-second spot. No, nigga.
NBA going to have to put some strippers at their halftime show or something. They already have to.
The NBA is there. They're there.
They're definitely there. Holler at Holly and them niggas.
They're not strippers, but holler at... They need to bring some...
They need something, because this is crazy. I never watched...
I let Melissa Ford... Melissa Ford...
No, no, no, don't holler at me for shit. You make it clap.
I mean, I will... You're right, you're right.
You're right. I will find a motherfucking way.
High six figures, low seven. Yeah, I never watched that.
Fix your face, motherfucker. What? Go ahead.
Sorry. I should make that shit wobble.
Wobble with me, wobble with me. Get up now.
Low seven figures. All right.
You were saying. No, I was just saying, I never really watched the NFL during Christmas, so it's going to be interesting.
Well, before it's new. It's new.
It wasn't a Beyonce, Mariah Carey show before it even worked. Nah, it's new, and they only played on Christmas if Christmas was on a Sunday.
That's right. That's how it used to be.
The NBA used to always play on a Sunday. The NBA has Christmas day no matter what day it is.
That's like a schedule. You look forward to see who's playing on Christmas.
It'd be the Lakers versus the, yeah. So, and it'd be what, three, three, four games.
Three games. So now, what's wrong with the NBA now? Before we go to the NBA, before we leave the NFL, we want to send a congratulations to Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady for becoming minority owners of the Buffalo Bills.
That's right. Clap it up.
That's great. That's super fly.
Two out of ten new minority owners. And I think it's also a soccer player, a black soccer player, who's a part of the...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I read that.
I can't remember his name, but... Salute.
That's dope. That's super fire.
That's fantastic. What's wrong with the NBA now? And are you going to shout out Bronny James 30 points the other day, nigga? What do I got to shout him out for?

Shout him out.

30 points in the G League, nigga.

Just put some respect on the name.

But, yeah.

Stop reading the comments, man.

Stop reading the comments.

No, I saw him play.

I saw it, too.

Okay, and are you proud?

He had a good game.

Yeah, he shot well.

He shot well from the floor.

That's all you got to say?

That's what happened. Oh, so he ain't really played.
He played. He shot well from the floor.
That's all you got to say? That's what happened.

Oh, so he ain't really played.

He played?

He balled out.

30 points is 30 points.

Thank you.

Thank you.

He balled out.

Hey, yo, I'm going to keep it real.

My nigga, Ish, it's over for the NBA, bro.

Like, the niggas is not, they need to bring back fighting, Ish.

No, what's happening, Ish?

Bring back Ron Artest.

Take that Metal World P shit out.

Bring back Ron Artest.

Bring back the real Ron.

What's that big nigga that was on the Sixers that was fucking niggas up? There was a nigga fucking niggas up back in the days on the Sixers. Nah, you're talking about Detroit.
Detroit, oh yeah. Oh, you're talking about Ben Wallace.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Bring that nigga back.
You got to bring all the rough. You got to bring the rough.
That's what we love, Paul. Yeah, right, right.
Bernie Maxwell. Now, they getting their ass kicked, especially in the beginning of the season because the NFL is still here.
So they tried to spice up the season with the end-season tournament shit and all of that. They're doing a lot, man.
Even that, though, end-season tournament, the marquee marketable teams didn't make it. Yeah, because they put the ticket prices out.
Young niggas nice. It's like $29 for tickets.
And the parity in the NBA is close.

Like, it's not just runaway teams no more.

And again, even the veteran niggas that's up, up,

they don't really be playing until the playoffs show.

I was talking about this shit the other day, too.

Let's go, Pickity.

First of all, I think they've overcomplicated the league.

And I do actually like the new playoff format.

However, if half the teams are going to the fucking playoffs, it really makes, why do we even give a fuck about the regular season at all? Yeah. Because you want to finish in that top 11.
I get it, but the more teams that they add to it, it's like, all right, dog. Yo, the NBA is trash because the gameplay changed, man.
That's it. That's it.
That's it. All is just, I watched the game where homie was literally at the basket

for the easy lay

and still dished it out

for the three.

They played different.

It's just not...

They need all the old school people, bro.

No, it's not even that.

They just got to make the game

exciting again.

It's boring.

Now, everybody is...

Bro, I watch an NBA game

and all five offensive players

while they got the ball

are all standing around

the three-point line.

They just swinging that shit to somebody open and take the shot. There's no post-game no more.
There's no posterizing nobody no more. The excitement part is out.
Everybody want to be the one to hit the 40-foot three-pointer. Yeah, they be dunking on niggas, but what happened is they made the game faster with the three-point shot.
They were trying to deliberately got rid of the post-game. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? To make the pace of the game be faster. Especially with the more dunking, all of that shit.
In the 80s and the 90s, scoring 120 points was a lot. Unheard of, damn near.
It was competitive. There was something to it.
Today, if you're not averaging somewhere between 117, like, it's like, you're not even a competitive team. The All-Star game, they scored over 200 points.
Yeah, it's like, what are we doing here? That's fucking ridiculous. What are we doing? Like, what the fuck is happening? What are we doing? They got to bring some young niggas from Chicago, some young niggas from the Bronx.
They got to bring all the niggas. Yeah.
They need that bet. They need more shooting in the locker rooms.
They need that. We don't need that.
I know I'm a hypocrite, but I'm a hypocrite. We need some stories, yo.

Them niggas is making millions of hundreds of millions of dollars and the product is not selling to the audience.

And you know the other part?

All these niggas is really friends.

That part, too.

Yeah.

The competitiveness is not the same.

That's LeBron for.

I'm not trying to kill you.

We going to the club together.

That's AAU.

That's AAU.

You said what?

AAU.

That's AAU's for.

LeBron went in high school.

They traveling together.

They friends together.

they Bro, that's LeBron for. I'm not trying to kill you.
We going to the club together. It's AAU.
Is it what? AAU. It's AAU's for.
What they want in high school, they traveling together, they friends together. These niggas be knowing each other since 13, 14, calling each other's mom.
You know what I mean? Mother's mom and all that shit. They be knowing each other their whole entire lives.
So now when I get to the league, it's still my man. Like Jordan used to be like, yo, I wouldn't speak to them niggas.
I hated them niggas. That's what we need.
I didn't like him or talk to him. Jordan said he used to make up stories in his brain to motivate himself.
To motivate himself. To get you MVP.
All right, that's all I need. Took it personal.
Take it personal at that point. It's too friendly, nigga.
Yeah, it is. It's too complicated.
In season tournaments, shit, them courts is fucking hideous. Yo, that's why when it's not...
I still don't really understand the point, really. Hell no.
I love the court. That shit was bright red

the other day.

That shit was...

That's because you old, man.

Park, you like

you got a shiesty on.

The light being like

you got a shiesty, boy.

You look crazy

with that black eye.

Black eye shiesty.

We want to ride on them?

We'll ride on them for you.

Nah, we good.

We good.

We good.

They gon' ride. The lawyers ride.
See? Get off your dirt shit. Let the lawyers ride, yo.
And the boss will say yeah. All right.
Lil Flip. Remember Lil Flip, yo, the rapper? Hell yeah.
What are you giving my phone for? Clover Lines Finest. I don't get my phone.
You've been on your phone all day. How's your reel doing? Is it good? What's the door that comments are? The reel is posted.
I was just looking up like some of the, you know. Comments.
Yeah. It's fine.
Listen, I'm engaging. I'm engaging.
That's not what you were looking at. Shut up, okay? And stop looking over my shoulder.
You need a privacy screen. You're a sick fuck.
Okay. You're over here watching the fucking killer, Luigi.
Okay. Yo.
You want him to give you. Yo, Luigi got the hoes, bro.
Yeah, he do. He got the males.
No, I said not calling her a hoe. Holy shit.
It's me. I'm out of your...
The hoes love Luigi, bro. They do.
They do. They like, this nigga's attractive.
But, man, you good. She's like, yeah.
No, I know. I mean.
Luigi can pop. Give me real, Mel.

What?

Can Luigi, yeah, can Luigi.

Mel like them white niggas.

Hold on, hold on.

Okay.

Let the answer.

Let the answer.

First of all, he's not white.

Neapolitan.

He's very ethnic looking.

Hold on.

What ethnicity?

Let it in.

Italian.

What is that?

Not white.

Do you classify Italian as white? What the fuck is Italy? Yes. Yes.
Italy is in Europe. Check them out.
Check this nigga. I would call that white adjacent.
Adjacent to Europe? What? What the fuck? Okay, listen. Okay, I'm not going to go so far as to say I'm talking.
It's okay to like a white man. He's attractive.
He's attractive. He is very, very attractive.

And apparently, a lot of people seem to find him extremely attractive because there has been a surge in merchandise.

T-shirts, hats, wine tumblers, the Luigi hats.

What'd you order?

That's what you was over there doing, ordering some Luigi shit.

I didn't know.

Listen.

She got the wine tumbler.

I'm about to get the white dude face on a T-shirt and take it on a second. You are nuts.
I am not contributing to that. That's that ish.
Pop him. Mel, let me ask you a question.
Mel, I'm going to ask you a question. What? Luigi being as handsome as he is.
Nice body and everything. Oh, shit.
Sorry. And he came to you.
Would you have hit him in your apartment while police is looking for him? If he was giving you that Italian stallion. You know, I mean, I've always wanted to like, you know, be the girl that just, you know, got into some kind of clandestine shit with her man.
You know, be a Bonnie to somebody's clive. Yeah, there was accessory to the crime.
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, who hasn't... I mean, there's some romanticism to that whole notion, you know.
But practically speaking, no. Murder's wrong.
You might... Lenny? Throw it live.
That nigga Luigi Would have had Mel like this Oh shit Whoa Mel I'm sorry Okay Listen Okay It's a me Listen let's get off Luigi Okay That's funny My wife said that Her group chats Were going crazy Over Luigi Trying to find Dick pics And, women like him. Trying to find dick pics and all types of shit.
Yo, women like that guy. Yo, for real.
They was looking for Luigi dick. Apparently.
Mm-hmm. Yo, that's crazy.
I mean, I thought that his, you know, I just thought his face was attractive. And then I saw a picture of him hiking shirtless.
I was like, yo. Okay, listen.
I get the obsession. So from the.
Totally get the obsession. He got a bad back, though.
Y'all can't do nothing with him.

That's hate.

Yo, I see him before.

Yeah, that was nasty.

That was nasty.

Hell.

That was nasty.

Walk around, nigga.

Take a face.

Walk around, you hate-ass nigga.

I don't believe you did that, yo.

What are you talking about?

That nigga can lay there just like this.

Yeah.

How can they do the work?

They would have turned Mel into Melissa Buick, nigga.

Mel would have been living.

I played with these young niggas.

So you would have recognized him

without,

because you know he had the shiesty on.

So when he had the shiesty on

and they showed him,

you would have recognized him?

I think so. They had this funny shit.
boy got in the car with his mother the boy looked just like the dude. Oh yeah I saw that.
He had the fucking green jacket on his mother made him go change clothes. He looked just like the dude.
I saw that. I saw that.
That was mad funny. The first dude they accused looked like him.
Yeah. But I mean like that's what happens whenever you know let a sketch or whatever, like a partial photo.
$50,000 reward. Yeah, exactly.
People start calling in like, yo, I just saw that motherfucker on the belt. On Third Street.
Exactly. Or like, you know, the fucking Grand Concourse or whatever the fuck.
Is it true that they're not going to pay that girl the money? They said they were not going to pay her. Without the public outcry, they were not going to pay her because she allegedly did not call the New York City tip hotline.
She's an Altoona, nigga. She don't know the tip hotline in New York.
Word. So she called 911 allegedly.
And so now they're saying that they got to bust the money three ways. The two people that recognize them plus her are going to split the 50 grand.
Oh, there's people in the McDonald's that saw him first? Nigga, I called. The fucking...
Word, I don't know what y'all... Y'all sat there and pond them, nigga.
Nah, I called. So, and she can't work there no more because they saying that people recognize her now.
Not only that, they fucking... Like, they destroyed the reviews of that McDonald's.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, it's like 1.2 stars.
They rooting for the niggas. Snitch.
Yo, they call the niggas rats? Yo, like, they destroyed the reviews of that McDonald's. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yo, nigga. Like, it's like 1.2 stars.
1.2 stars. They ruined for the nigga.
Snitch. Yo, they call the niggas rats? Yo, they yelled for the fans.
Nigga, Burger King allegedly, I don't know if it's true, it could be cocked to us, but Burger King posted a thing that said, we don't snitch. I think it's fake.
They did it. I think it's fake.
I think it's fake. I don't think so.
I ain't gonna lie. Like, you the cock sauce king, though.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
I know you think your shit, huh? No, I saw that. I saw from.
I know your shit hang to your leg, to your knees, my nigga. Yo.
But chill, bro. What? Chill, bro.
What the fuck? Pause, but chill. No, no, you can't pause that.
Man. Some things are not pausable.
The way he act, nigga. He act like he hung like a horse, nigga? No.
He acts like this. Antoine, the fuck is wrong with you, yo? Well, whatever.
Who else you think hang like a horse? Oh. Yeah, did you see? Pause.
No, pause. Nobody.
I added to it. My bad.
You don't want to hear that, NHD? I take that. Oh, you want somebody to big you up? I can't big you up.
This is awkward. Anyways, moving right the fuck along.
I truly believe that Burger King sent out that tweet. No, they did send it.
Because whoever is behind the... They knew it if they did.
Yeah, but whoever's behind the social media pages of Burger King and Wendy's and all that shit, they are hilarious. They be trying to be witty and up to whatever's going on.
Sometimes they miss a little bit though. Yeah, sometimes.
Wendy's had a whole EP out. Mm-hmm.
About this? No. Before I was like dissing like other...
Hamburger Helper. You wasn't on it? Oh, shit.
Could've got that. You know what I mean? Dang.
Nigga haven't worked at Wendy's since he was 16. I never worked a job, period, nigga.
Oh, you never did? Never had a job. Zero jobs? No, I had one job when I worked at the Fresh Air Fund.
I worked at KB Toys for one day. You worked at the Welfare Fund.
I explained that already here. You know where they take the niggas like Flip and let them go out? Give them experience.
You mean niggas like Flip? Yo, stop that. Yo, yo, stop that.
I worked for the Ministry of Government Services when I was in Canada. You know what that reminded me of? Coming to America, which you're like, I was Jonah Barber.
I was Jonah Barber in my former life. No, but there's more to the story.
Tell us. So, the location that I worked at, I got my boyfriend at the time a job in the records department.
Basically, he was big and strong and he just hauled boxes all day long. That was his job, right? And so one day he says, yo, Mel, guess what I found? I was like, what? And he was like, I found the police files that have been, you know, cases closed and shit like that.
Archived. Yeah, archived.
And I was like, no fucking way. And he was like, yeah.
And guess what? What? There's some homicide cases in there with crime scene photos. Look at the romance.
How are you? 18 Photos! And so, on my lunch hour, he used to sneak me into the records department. To look at dead people.
So that I can go through the boxes and like the police files. You are a 6'6".
And just turned you on, huh? I mean, you gotta remember, I ended up... I hope you didn't have sex in that room.
No, I did not. I ended up going to school for forensic psychology.
I wanted to be a profiler. This was like...
You are. Yes, I know.
You should be profiled. That too.
In my mind's eye, this is what I was going to do. What happened when you have sex with dead bodies? That's necrophilia.
I'm not doing that. That's gross.
I didn't say you did it. I'm just saying like if you're watching the pictures of homicides and you make it aroused.
I didn't say it was an arousal. He snuck you in.
Isn't that necrophily-ish? No. That's worse than me looking at...
You know what I could look at for hours, y'all? What? The pimple niggas. Oh, Dr.
Pimple Popper. I don't like her, but the other people.
I watch that shit too. I don't like that.
I could watch that shit for hours. I like watching like watching the lawnmower ones wait where they like do the sidewalks and all that shit I do like that I like seeing the finished product I watch them clean the rugs the rugs is good I like that I like seeing things get smashed and then seeing how the hydraulic shit yeah you like that right explosion okay so we all have our weird shit good stuff you sick yo you.
I want one of those shit. You really a pervert, son.

You need to get help.

I mean, like cars and shit.

Oh, it'd be regular shit.

It's an orange.

It's a little.

It's just so cute, bro.

I said, like, cars and shit.

No, no.

Listen.

It'd be small shit.

Let me explain.

They take certain objects, and there's a certain sensation you get depending on how it's destroyed.

Yeah, an explosion sensation.

Like, sometimes you put the candle there, and it gets crushed.

The candle shoots up a certain way. It just holds all in the shit.
It just... It smoosh it down.
Feels good, right, E? Yo, you need a hug, my nigga? I'm with you. Y'all want to hug me and the one over there is all beating the meat.
And you watching niggas pop pimples. Niggas? The dead niggas? This shit is low on the scale.
Popping the pimples? Yes. Oh, we're just watching regular shit get crazy asses.

You crazy.

Yo, did anybody watch

The Madness?

I don't know why

this whole shit

kind of reminded me.

I watched The Madness.

I'm almost finished.

I'm not finished yet.

I'm almost finished.

Okay, I'll wait for you.

And that shit is fire.

It's fire.

Mel went crazy

in a group chat

about lying this

final episode.

Yeah.

I mean, I figured

we'd wait for Joe

to talk about that

because he loves

the show as much.

You didn't like it? Hell no. That shit was ass.
That shit was true. What did you think about it? Nothing.
I think what I appreciated from the... I didn't really care for the whole second season.
Really? It was just okay, right? I thought at some point it was going to kick up. It was just too much bang.
It was a little disjointed. It was too much bang, bang, shoot him up, one.
Then number two, what I liked about Lioness first season was the real anti-climatic shit. What's Shorty's name? Joe? No.
Nicole Kidman. Like Nicole Kidman's husband.
He was spitting the crack. Yeah, he was.
He used to be saying a whole bunch of shit that was going over niggas heads. He was saying the crack like, yo, follow the money.
They have one of those scenes. Yo, the devil you know.
The devil they know is better than the devil they don't know. Like, he was saying a whole bunch of shit on how what she was doing tied into the government in a different way.
You feel what I'm saying? Like, he barely was in the season. Her husband was barely in the season.
And I I just think they left it kinda at the end of last season they kinda got their task accomplished in this season they did but they didn't the other thing I'm kinda the only thing I'm really having an issue with with this show is Taylor Sheridan's fucking obsession with lesbianism. Mine too.

Do you have a problem with it or are you like it?

No, he has a safety

and an obsession with lesbianism.

I was into it a little bit too.

You're into it.

You think he has an obsession?

First season,

the lioness,

hold on.

First season,

the lioness,

her mark is the daughter

of the,

whatever,

the terrorist.

And they have

a lesbian relationship.

Fast forward to second season.

Here she is again

and now she has

All right. whatever, the terrorist, and they have a lesbian relationship.
Fast forward to second season. Here she is again, and now she has a lesbian relationship with the new lioness.
You don't share that sentiment when niggas is gay in every Tyler Perry movie. Hold on one second.
So it's just like, so what? It's almost like an insinuation that women that enter the military are lesbians.

Mel, Mel, Mel.

And not only that, hold on.

And not only that, the woman that's a... Get up.

Hold on.

Wait, I'm not finished.

And I will.

The other member of the team, of the extraction team, she was married to one of the guys on the team.

And now she's a lesbian. Gotcha.
Does this not look like an obsession with lesbianism and it's now gratuitous? You watch Game Born. Hold on.
Mel, Taylor Sheridan does like seven or eight shows. It's gangbangers now.
He's done, he's responsible for seven or eight shows. Gangbangers? You don't see any lesbianism in those other shows.
Okay, but why does it take place so... Because you are talking about women that take on a highly, highly, highly...
Highly? Testosterone-filled job. You're in the military.
And so that's gonna make me wanna fuck a girl? No, the women that take on killing motherfuckers for a living might have a little... You don't want to sit on a dick? More masculinity.
Being masculine does not mean that you don't want to sit on a dick. They'd be kind of fine in that show.
I went back and watched Hightown again. I will say that the women that they do have in the show, if I was, if I did go that way...
So it's convincing you, so it's working. They're fucking hot.
Mel, just take the stroll. You won't get the stroll.
You've already been down. Get heavy up.
Shut up. This is completely not on the board freestyle, but did you guys hear about the girl, the gangbang girl? Shebangs And there was a girl That fucked 100 dudes In one day And then she was crying Because she didn't get To please them all Or something Along that nature They made a whole documentary On YouTube Shout out to her though What you mean Oh they all ain't buff Well her eyes were really red Because she took so much Nut in the face Apparently That is Shout out to Shout out to her.
Sounds like a... You know why we need women like her more? That's Bukkake.
Let's play Guess the Ethnicity. Ooh.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's get her.
Your word. That's funny.
What do you think she was? White. British white.
White, white. Yeah, not white.
Not white, but Jason. Hello.
You're not going to spit a chain. You're darling white.
But they made a whole hour documentary. It's actually kind of interesting to watch.
Where's it at? It's on YouTube. Okay.
It's on YouTube. You guys are nuts.
She's going to do 1,000 apparently next. Oh, she's nuts.
Oh, God. Literally.
1,000 in one day? That's her next goal. In a day? She fucking hates herself.
That's hate. Sure.
Whatever. However you want it.
Whatever you want to say. That is fucking gross.
She's upset because she didn't please all the men. That is wild.
Shout out to her. A woman that puts men first.
Holy shit. The bear.
She said, fuck that bear. Yo, she'd be a walking codger.
Can you just say two minutes ago, your new thing is gangbang?

Yep.

He's the supreme gangbanger. It's like five.

You want to do a thousand in a day?

So look, the ones that fuck five and seven

respect themselves,

but the ones that fuck 50

don't respect themselves.

Okay, listen.

What's the respect number?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the respectable number?

It's not even about respect

or not respect.

It's about fucking physical tolerance.

You didn't say that.

Like a thousand,

going from a hundred to a thousand in a day? Mel, you said she don't respect herself. You didn't say that.
Like a thousand, going from a hundred

to a thousand in a day?

No, you said she don't

love herself.

Whatever you said.

Is that what I said?

Yes.

Whatever.

One of them.

Didn't I say something?

She hates herself.

You said she hates herself.

Okay.

There you go.

So to hate yourself,

you got to do how many

and then to love yourself still,

how many can you do?

Like if you do 26?

Like what's the switch?

Okay, all right.

25 love.

I have to rethink this. 26 hate.
I just have to rethink this. Rethink your fantasies, sick fuck.
Shut up. Listen, we're going to put a pin in this, okay? I'll get back to it.
No, you know she's really... Stop.
You know she's really sick, right? Yes. All to the side, this woman...
We know. Melissa Ford is a sick lady.
I'm not sick. Well, you did in the last five minutes go from gangbang porn.

Well, no, from necrophilia to gangbang porn.

To lesbianism.

To lesbianism, yeah.

I had everybody's help in the room, so fuck that.

That's true.

No, you didn't.

I guess I did.

Is this like hot flashes?

I started talking about blackheads.

You started talking about other heads.

Deadheads.

Way different, my nigga.

I am not, and I never have had one.

I don't know what hot flashes is. I'll tell you about this.
You, listen to her podcast. Yeah.
Got it. I'll listen to her.
Hot and Bothered. Yes, exactly.
You said you did watch Jamie's special. I did, and I loved it.
You really did not like it? I said it wasn't funny, but I want to hear your take, though. Okay.
I don't have to rehash mine. So, Jamie Foxx, he's introduced by his oldest daughter.
He walks out on stage and you're right, he does immediately get very emotional. But the way that I looked at this, I compared it to Martin Lawrence, Run Tell That.
You know, after You So Crazy, everybody loved that comedy special. And then when Run Tell That came out, everybody was like, wait a minute.
Because he was very introspective because he was talking about the health issues that he had gone through. Jamie Foxx literally almost fucking died.
And I think that he just, and there was so much speculation as to what happened, what went wrong wrong and this is the first opportunity that he's had to tell this story and he's a prolific storyteller you know that he i just i thought it was really wonderful and then also it was very much it was almost like a variety show that would be how i would classify this it was very much like a variety show because then he brings out his youngest daughter who's an incredible guitar player. They start singing together.
It was so beautiful. And then you didn't laugh at the piano montage at the end? No.
That shit was hilarious. What's the reviews on it, Mel? What are people saying, critics saying about this? I'm seeing a lot of support for it.
Wow. Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of people.
I'm seeing both sides, though. I'm not going to see him

pretend like there aren't people complaining, like,

eh, I was expecting a bit

more, but I agree. Like, I came here and said

that's what I got from it. I got it as a

special. Yeah, but I think that that's a complaint that

a lot of comedians have, is they just

feel like, nigga, make me

fucking laugh, and that's all I want from you.

You know what I'm saying? Like, one of my closest friends is like, and I don't mean that about you, Ice. No, you mean that about Ice.
No, I don't. When you're watching a comedy show, I want to laugh.
At a comedy show, yeah. Still with me.
They did change the title, though. They don't say comedy no more.

And that was, I'm not mad at that.

I'm actually glad they did that.

Because it was to the point where I actually double-checked while watching.

I said this.

I'm like, maybe I'm wrong.

And if that's the case, cool.

Now, nope, this says comedy.

Their poster says comedy.

Okay, so I'm not wrong.

It says something else.

Tear Jerker. it had all the other shit

you said

but it didn't say

comedy show anymore

and correct

great change

I'm not mad

they heard you

well I laughed

I found there

I found there to be

very funny moments

especially the piano

montage at the end

when he decided

he was like no more

white women

and made a whole

you know sermon

out of that

that shit was

on the piano

on the piano

that shit was really

really funny

you lied too

well he said publicly

Thank you. side, he was like, no more white women and made a whole sermon out of that.
That shit was- On the piano. On the piano.
That shit was really, really funny. You lying, too.
Well, he said it publicly. Oh, yeah.
That nigga lying. He put a little asterisk in the first time.
It's my move. Leave out.
Leave out, Jamie. I might not see me with him no more.
Yeah. I'm going to hit me some white skin.
That's what you said. No.
Yeah. What? Go ahead.
Go ahead. I'm just listening.
I didn't see it. But your face, it's like you get like the little, like the Spider-Man shit.
No, no, no, no. I'm just enjoying the commentary from you guys.
You're doing great. Yeah.
Well, that was my take on it. I loved it.
I haven't been to watch it. I really liked it.
I haven't been to watch it. Yeah.
I was too caught up in the madness shit, though. That shit is fire.
Madness is good, yo. That shit.
It was weirdly eerie to, eerily similar to what happened with the CEO shooting shit.

Madness is dope.

And that's what I told somebody I was arguing the other day about the CEO shit.

I'm like, yo, have you watched Madness?

And they're like, yeah.

And I'm like, so what the fuck are we talking about, fam?

Okay, that's a show.

This is real life?

No, but.

A lot of these shows.

Well, yes. The show, it can imitate life.

Art imitates life.

Got it.

So the same shit that is going on in Madness could potentially be going on In another show for sure Yeah Easily Yeah I had a I had a question To ask y'all I saw something Come across line G Herbo Was out The other night But he was out With his baby moms Which one? Both of them Both of them Oh both He was out with both And I was like, oh. Give that man a clap.
And they looked like they was having a good time. How Norrie be saying, Norrie be saying, give that man a clap, damn it.
And it's dope because they've had like moments where in the past there was tension. So the fact that they got there, I wanted to ask y'all, not everybody up there has kids, but well.
Put that hand down. Could you do that? Because I know you have two separate baby moms.
Would you be able to be comfortable doing that? Little Silas. Theoretically.
He tried to get him back for starting that oven up. Period.
425. Matter of fact.
No, theoretically, I would definitely be fly with that. Theoretically, yeah.
I think that that's dope. I think that...
I think it's just a maturity level of people. Like, my nigga, we don't have to be beefing.
Especially if niggas say they moved on with their life and they're genuine about moving on with their life. I think the emotional shit will subside.
And I think, again, I came up here and told the story with my ex from college. Dog, she had four parents.
And at all the functions like 4th of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day, both couples would come. They'd be electric sliding together in the backyard.
The mother could dance with the old, you know what I mean? With her pops. Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying, all that shit is fly.
Like, I think, nigga, Joe's parents. Joe mother and father are cool as fuck.
They be arguing and everything. Like, you know what I'm saying, I think that shit is super duper, duper dope.
Like, I just think that's fly. That shit flies as well.
Yeah, I just think that that shit is dope. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that that's fly.
But for the jokey jokes, get that man his pimp hand, pimp card. Not just that.
I was watching him throw them shots back. I'm like, I see the play.
He going to throw something too? I seen the play. Ain't she with somebody? She with somebody nice.
Come on. Salute.
Do you believe in that? Do you? Yo, hold on. There's a theory out there that if you have a baby mother, no matter.
You can always pop. You can always pop.
Do you believe in that? No. No.
No. Uh-uh.
I mean. All right, boy.
Hold on, hold on. All right, where we both at? Hold on, let me ask you a question.
The muffin man, the muffin man. Hold on, where we at in life, though? No, no.
I hate when you do this. Every nigga, I don't believe every nigga can pop.
I don't believe that. I don't.
I don't believe that. But you think if you were that thing? You.
Do I think if I had a baby by any woman, could I pop? No, that's not what we're asking. Let's just say y'all both single.
And y'all both share. Not even single, nigga.
Even if she have a man, nigga, you think you still come in and slang that slang?

Nah.

Lennon is lying.

That nigga look damn

crazy.

Look at this nigga. You a freak, nigga, too.

You probably talked to her, too, nigga.

Who your first baby daddy? Who the real nigga?

Who the real baby daddy?

Who nothing to this thing first?

This nigga crazy. Who pussy is this? Who you push made me that? Who nutted this thing first? This nigga crazy.

Who pussy is this?

Who you push it out for?

That nigga is stupid.

The shit that nigga can make a girl say their sex is crazy.

Yo, you real?

Yeah, it's you.

What's the craziest shit you said?

I'm married, so I...

That's true.

That's a crazy thing to say.

Oh, that shit.

I forgot.

I used to see it.

Whoa.

What?

What?

J.R. right there.
I said, that's a crazy thing to say. Why are you fucking Oh, that shit.
I forgot. Yeah, my bad.
I used to see him. Whoa, boy, boy.
You said, what? J.R. right there.
I said, that's a crazy thing to say while you're fucking. I'm married.
I'm married. Boy, he trying to say I'm...
Yo, you can disrespect J.R. right there, boy.
Boy. Hey, yo, you know I'm married.
Kee-J. Yo, nigga, let people say, yo, yo, no.
The story that when you sit with your mans and them, the shit that they make. Yeah, that's true.
Yo, when I was younger, my cousin joke. No, yo, that's why I be, this is the thing.
I'm not going to hold you, and this is where men's brain work. Now, watch this.
Hold on. Just get it.
Because what happens is we get in the barbershop, or we at the game, and we talking to our niggas, and your nigga coming like, yo, you know such and such girl?

Man,

I had that bitch hanging in front of the shit

and she was doing monkey flips.

You just be like,

you go home

and be looking at your girl

like,

I'm telling you.

You don't do no monkey flips.

Yo.

I'm a bunch of head.

Dog.

My man told me,

this is a true story.

My man told me,

he's short too.

He really short.

The nigga said,

yo,

he was popping the chick

so you know how

you be standing up

and shorty be on her knees Thank you. this is a true story.
My man told me he's short too. He's real short.
The nigga said, yo,

he was popping the chick so you know how

you be standing up

and shorty be on

her knees on the bed.

This nigga said,

yo,

he took his foot,

right,

and just was

stepping up.

Hold on,

hold on,

hold on.

That's your move?

Yo,

hold on,

wait,

wait,

wait,

hold on.

Yo,

yo,

J.O.

Yo.

Yo,

I'm on the podcast.

You being recorded. Listen, when I was younger, right, and I was having sex with a girl in the room, what did I have her say? Web and nitty.
Yo. You are obsessed.
Stay web. Stay nitty.
You are obsessed. How do you make a girl say two biggest names? Yo, J.J., you remember that, J., What I'm saying? You told her you was going to buy you a car.
You told her you was going to buy you a car. You told her you was going to buy you a car.
Yo. Also, it wasn't your car.
You don't get that. You don't get that.
I had to say what a car. You had to convince her with a car.
You had to convince her with a car. She would have said anybody's name.
I was in the Punans having her say what a nigga. That nigga told her I'm going to buy you a car.
Yeah. Nah, you don you a car.
Yeah. I love you, nigga.
I love you, nigga. I love you, nigga.
I ain't got to get off the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that you make me look bad, we ain't got to go. Yeah, I thought you was.
I was about to congratulate you. Nigga, what? I was like, say Webiniti, nigga.
She said, what? Yeah, I'm going to buy you a car. I'm going to buy you a car.
She said the alphabet backwards. She would have said Mickey Mice.
She would have said Mickey Mice. Watch him dance.
Mickey Mice? Mickey Mice. You think I'm fucking special? Mickey Mice.
Yo, flip. What's wrong with this nigga? You think I'm fucking special? Mickey Mice.
Dog. Oh, yeah.
I almost hit a deaf chick before I told y'all. Write that down.
I almost, yeah. I was into it.
I ain't gonna fuck. You hit a what? I almost hit a deaf joint.
She was too fire. I don't give a fuck.
I ain't gonna do it. You hit a deaf joint? No, no, no, no.
I was about to go. I had a good one.
I let it go. I let it go.
Yo, I want to hear the noise. Where did your brain go that you wanted a girl to shout out two other people? That's crazy.
Because I was so engulfed in the streets at the time. I just was trying to emulate the shit I was saying.
Make her say cocaine. Make her say your name.
Yeah. Yeah, for her.
She said my name, but yeah. She said, yeah, Flip, you stupid.
What? Yo, have any of y'all fuck with the ultimatum show I ain't see it yet haven't seen yeah they got the third alright we'll talk about it when you get a chance what's that um it's where couples go on there oh okay oh yeah I haven't watched this one the new season is out oh okay oh you told us about it last time is it good cause the other shows have fallen off they're like watch it. The shit where they're in the little...
Love is Blind. Love is Blind.
Fuck all that. That shit fell all the way.
Watch Ultimatum Season 3. Okay.
That's where they pick new partners. Yeah, you go there with your partner.
One person will give the other person an ultimatum. You know, we've been together two years, three years, whatever.
I'm ready, you not. So what we do is go there.
You break up. You basically speed basically speed date you pick your person y'all live together as married for three weeks and then you come back and live with your partner for three weeks that's some sick shit can you fuck them can you fuck them can you fuck each other and that nigga went there gave her that black snake moan and she knew you had the moan I promise you watch the shit that's crazy you in there with that little white hamster and black hamster.
Dog, it's one. Oh, man.
Y'all got to watch. He gave it a lot.
Yo, you in there doing it. One nigga went on straight bullshit.
Oh, word? You went crazy? Yo. On the walk-in, we said.
That's the one? You know what he here for. Wait, I got to watch.
I'm a devil's. It's on Netflix? Yeah, it's on Netflix.
All the seasons been good. All of them been good seasons.
That's hilarious, son. That's hilarious.
I'm sitting there just imagining. I need to see that show with real niggas up there.
You can't, because real niggas not going up there. They're going to have to put on a whole new network.
Who's got to do it? Imagine putting a nigga like Imani in there, nigga. And he got the nine under the bed.
Imani. What? That's crazy.
I'm talking about a gun. Walk.
I don't know what y'all talking about. You got to walk, son.
You have to walk, son. You got to walk, son.
That's what you talking about. You got to take a walk.
You got to take a walk, son. I'm talking about the gun.
No, I don't care. Don't fuck it up.
Don't fuck it up. I don't even know what the walk means.
Just take a walk. This is my bad.
This is my bad walk. Here we go.
Here we go. All right.
You nigga said that. You're like, you're going to walk inside? Nigga walk with his hands in his pocket.
Call him just, get your hands down. I ain't going to lie, son.
Like, nigga. I be thinking, like, what if a nigga do that to my job? Nigga do that to my job.
I'm going to kill him. The joint went in there.
Yeah. What? Huh? The joint went in there.
The joint went in there. And she's a winner.
The joint went in there. I want my pip hand to be a girl.
I want to have colossal hands. The wild shit is dude took his chick there.
He gave her the ultimatum. Oh, he knew what he was doing.
No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
That nigga left there with the bubble guts. Yes.
I'm talking about another nigga. Took his shit out of the bubble guts.
And so who did she end up with? And my mans, that's all bullshit. A nigga that put it down.
Oh, fuck. Quick question.
Can we guess what race that was? There you go. Don't go on and guess the ethnicity.
It worked. I already said it.
The nigga with the big dick is black. You don't say it.
Now, who's the ethnicity is a good white or Asian? Juanito went in there and got his chick took. Oh, I'm black, y'all.
I'm black, y'all. I'm black and black and I'm black, y'all.
Damn, I don't want to ruin it. Oh, my God.
No, I'm not said enough No disrespect I got beef with them big dick niggas though Pause Yo, what? Take the fucking walk You got to take a walk They ain't walking around Nah, they ain't No, don't talk and walk Just walk They're disrespectful Take your lap And hold your head in shame too While you're doing it

Now you can get your shit off boss

They disrespectful gay

Them niggas just be walking around

Shit tight shit

Walking around sweats

Leaning in the shit

You be looking

Jumping up and down

I don't look

No

I don't be me watching

Nah but I'm just saying

I have a problem with that shit bro

Like chill nigga

Like have some decorum about yourself

Why you got a problem

If you ain't looking

I'm not

No because

How would you know

I'm gonna tell you

I'm gonna tell you right now

Track one of J.D.'s No, no, no, no. Let me keep it real.
That's you. Let me keep it real.
What's track one? Track two. You know...
No, but listen, I can tell you. Blue Print 2.
I be with the... Don't say Blue...
Don't say anything in this conversation if you don't watch it. Yo, E, I got the Homegirls for the network and they say it.
Like, they be right there and shit like that. They be hype.
Oh, Flip, what up? Thank you for bringing me out here. There's some nigga walking around.
Yeah, they mad. They hold the strike.
They mad cool. Huh? They all distracted.
They mad what? I said, nah, the people that you read, they always mad cool. I know.
You walk around? Nah, you try, yeah, I know. Yo, this is, this has been a really good podcast.
Hey,ers Yeah I feel like Yeah I think we I'm ready for a nap After that bullshit What the fuck That could be a walk But nevermind I'm gonna take a walk Okay take a walk You want to take a walk You want to put you to bed You want them to put you to bed Are you sure sure you can walk? Your lip, okay. You're limping a little bit.
Okay. All right, tall man.
My bad. My bad.
Hey, yo. Five, six, five, I'll be dunking on niggas.
Hey, yo. It's all right.
All right. Sleepers.
Well, if anybody, unless anybody has something near and dear to their hearts, I think we could get to sleepers here. You got some monsters on it? Nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, we just, you know, was exchanging. I said, cars for inspiration? No, you showed me a book that he told me I should buy.
He told me he'd give me a book too called La Femme Nikita. Some shit like that.
He told you to get Oedipus, niggaedipus yeah my brother used to watch that bullshit

La Femme Nikita

she love that shit

I remember

Ice Watch

that was good shit

right before wrestling

you watch La Femme Nikita too?

no but when I turned to wrestling

it was going off

or after wrestling

you don't want me to play first

go ahead bro

I'm going to Baton Rouge.

This is Kevin Gates.

Kiss the ring. I ain't lost my foot Disgrunt of nature, I been laid but I don't trust nobody Behind the shell I had got shot, my nigga tried to rob me Went to the spitter, healed up quickly but my legs crooked I stopped by foot, fetched a book before the feds took him Money started slippin', tank was actin' different Bad brown skin chicks, kinda in my feelings I'm in some monster beef, every whip riddled and bullets Can't hustle on my street, police won't stop us from jailing Picked up on homicide and posted bail in 30 minutes Self-esteem low, I can't be seen with dirty tennis I took the ash to back uptown, I'm tryna hurt her kidneys Phone rang, let's bake it up, I got some work to issue Real street nigga, I'm the landlord Approaching me, you kiss the ring, but keep your hands off My lil' one holding shop With the tan raw Top lieutenant, bump the hip to drop the bands off Real Street nigga, I'm the landlord Approaching me, you kiss the ring, but keep your hands off My lil' one holding shop With the tan raw Top lieutenant,op the hip to drop the bands off Alright independent, new time, but we don't flex You love your hoe, well we got nicks You got some iron, well we on deck I just do it, Nike check, CEO I write the check Stalking all my pictures on the ground, why you ain't likin' check? I just shot through in the rental, yeah, you ain't likin' it Precious Paul on the lip, bleezin' Pair finder, all white, no tent New Z-28, Comaris, that's pressure, all right, get in Say you see me at the gym at McKinley, why you ain't get in? B12, cocaine, my Benz, club specs, collar shirt, my lenses Wait a sec, let me call my end, give a shit who is not my friend Come to think about it on the real, no matter what, gotta stand on ten Lotta niggas say they gon' kill But me and you know we gon' kill Real street nigga, I'm the landlord Approaching me, you kiss the ring But keep your hands off My lil' one holding shot With the ten roll Top lieutenant bump the hip To drop the bands off Real street nigga, I'm the landlord Approaching me, you kiss the ring but keep your hands off my little one on the shop with the tan raw top lieutenant bought the hip to drop the bands off yes sir all well sir and that is kiss Ring, Kevin Gates.
Good to see Gates back out here.

Look, hope he got a project dropping soon or something.

Let's get it.

Shout out to Kevin Gates.

I'm going to the Bronx.

I'm going to play something off this Fat Joe album.

This is Fat Joe and Tug of War, Badman.

Badman. Is that got out them blood clad neck and don't give a fuck What do you feel like? Who know the king? He's still a red shine He's still a red shine Red shine I'm the new Spike Lee, I'm the new Spike Lee Went for selling next to kicks all on the cut She's's so close, I call the plays with the coach.

In and out of huddles, next name, me the muscle.

Rio, batman, 22, baby mutter.

Baby slinging Simulac, I was bread and butter.

Three hoes in your head, trying to ball out the gutter.

Drop a pin and my men a strike.

Game of knowledge ain't the opposite.

My niggas keep spinning.

Worse than DRJ Wilder fights Sensitive thugs, you all need slugs I wouldn't dap a nigga with a sanitized glove I see you love and I wish you all the luck

I'm lawyered up and still scared to give a bitch a hug

The long arm will push you over the edge

Cell got your name on it, taller than bed

They come home acting familiar

When you press them now they civilians

I'm out of Jamaica with all the ting's son

You with the scams, you pulling the Sean Kingston Yo cool and J Bomba pussy rass clark do them y'all man Yo Joe crap How do pussy clark do them? Talk movements will put gunshot through them When me rise up the ting with the clip that bend Pull him up a gunshot then reload again If you feel so you breathe just step on the end Since he puts him in the head like news at 10 I hate rats and fets I'm from a place if you snitch then you're dead Man a wash trap just to protect them head Gun man a run up on your copper and lead Nothin more said The streets so cold I don't give a fuck, call me the North Pole AK strapped to my back like a pole Circle the block and the flats on my old Wargards zone Pass me gun till dem feats rearrange Pondy curb, narrow fly like bird I'm so fucking absurd Pussyhole mark my word

Call me gun, they ma lurk

If you dis, terror squad

We put your face pan a shirt

Bossy talk till the rascal

A gun won't work

It doesn't so hot

Put your face in a dirt

We gonna find answers

Put them a tip and repeat

12 holes through your shirt

Pussy gun on the dirt

Hi-hi!

Nye!

Yo fat Joe!

Outside with ya!

D-d-d-d

Woo!

That's bad man

Thank you. Pussy gone on the dirt Hey, hey, hey Yo, Fat Joe Outside with ya That's Batman, Fat Joe, and Tug of War

Bring back the reggae feature, man

I like it

I like it

What you got, Ish?

I'm going to

Young lady's name is Amaria

And the song is finer things Every breath you take is drawing me closer to you Every guess will make you know I'ma be the answer for you No regret if I have to go out of my way for you Let's take it away from you I can do it better than she ever could There's no other way from you Don't make sure you never have to let me go I'll give it to you Show you the final thing Show you how life could be

I'll give it to you

Hold on the side of me

Oh, you confide in me

Falling for you, never had a reason

I'll do anything for you to place me

Show you the final thing

Show you the final thing

Show you a life with me

Baby, you know I can't seem a little crazy

Can't think when you're so stuck up on the place

Baby, you know you're the one

I only want you all for me

Yeah, let's take it away from me I can do it better than she ever could There's no worth away from me I'll make sure you never have to let me go I'll give it to you Show you the final thing Show you how life could be I'll give it to you Hold other side of me Oh you can fight in me Falling for you Never had a reason Not a way for you to place it

Show you the final thing Show you a life of pain Take you back if you want me to I've never had someone like you

And I've been getting nighted by your lights

I can't see clear

And I've been going way too many nights

Without you here

I'll give it to you

I'm too many things for you to praise Show you the final thing, show you a life with me I can do it better than she ever could Shit, it it's still going How many minutes is that, Ish? It's like four minutes long That shit's like six minutes And now you don't really resonate with none that ain't Nyla Black That's Amaria, Fighter Thinks, I like it Mel, you just made a face No, it was in agreement with what he said She was in agreement with shitting on you Wow, Mel, damn just made a face. No, it was in agreement with what he said.
Oh, shit.

She was in agreement with shitting on you.

Wow, Mel, damn.

Let's preface it.

Nyla is dope.

Nyla is dope.

Yes.

Super fire.

Yes, she is.

Super fire.

Look the moons out already.

Anyways.

Mine is Melina Tay.

It's called Obsession.

You got that dirt off your finger.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, shit.

Baby, she was. Look at me all..
You got the dirt off your finger. Shut the fuck up.
Oh shit baby.

She didn't though.

Okay.

Self tan.

Fucks. I'm yours On a mission One goal I'll be your savior I'll be your cure As long as you Play your role Act Like an addict Keep me over Fuzz on the matches I'm your prophet

And I predict that I'm in no obsession I'll be your private eye You can look but you can't touch I'm running through your thoughts And you can't help but get around When I'm out of sight I'm not a river to mind I'm your prophet And I predict that I'm in no impression I'm in no impression I'm in no impression I'm in no impression I'm in no impression I'm in no impression I'm in no to be able to do this. Oh Whew.
Shut up, man. It's all funny, y'all.
Y'all know we hear it. That is Molina Tay, Obsession.
Nah, that's the one. That's it right there, Molina.
You feeling anything? Ecstasy or cocaine or Hey, Melina. That's a pelvis move right there.

You motherfucking move.

No, that's that.

Yo, you get it right closer. It's about the stutter.
The stutter pump. That's how she know you're about to bust.
Dude, Melina. What? You hear that shit? Niggas turn to radio when they get that phone.
Yo. Yo.
That's it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sorry, y'all. I'm in there like, chicky.
Oh, shit. Chicky-nuggy, right? Chicky.
Chicky. Chick-chick-chick.
That's what happens when niggas don't know their race. Mick Shaggy.
Mick Shaggy. Mick Shaggy.

Yo, my sleeper is... You need some milk shaggy.

My sleeper is Night Off by Isaiah Falls and Sasha Kibu.

By the way, I just want to say Sasha Kibu is one of my favorite artists of 2024.

All right, man.

All right, all right.

Just at this moment Testing your feet So you roll up, hoping to get closer Hoping you'll find closure in a man that's not grown up Five days a week, all on your feet Girls gotta eat, and she ain't for the week Baby take your night off Run your bed out of Run your body out of New desert peace Flowers at your feet Turn to your knees Baby take it slow, baby Baby take it slow, baby Baby take it slow, baby Take it slow, baby Good things don't come for cheap Baby, I'm on my knees I need you, I need you Lay it out on top of me If it's lovin' that you won't give out to receive Touchin' you, fuckin' you, breathin' so heavy right into my ear, ain't no distance Know that this body was all that you needed, ain't nothin' if I ain't persistent Girl, let me run your bathwater, I'll get in there, but come on

So you roll up, open and get closer Hope you'll find closure in a midnight star corner Five days a week, all on your feet Girls gotta eat, then she ate for the week Baby take your night

Oh

My your back, Let your back out and let your body burn You disappear flowers at your feet Stand to your knees Baby take it slow baby Yeah yeah Baby take it slow, baby

That is a night off Isaiah, and Sasha Keeble.

Good song.

Good.

Yeah, them three right there.

Might get it done.

Don't need all three of them.

Three of them.

Don't need all three of them.

Wait, we got a flip sleeper?

Yeah.

She pregnant.

So this song, I've been playing in my house for the past two days. This guy's a legend.
He doesn't really get his credit. But I'm happy to hear this song, a nice song.
Coco T by Kes. Trinidad, what's up? Hey.
Hold on, uh oh And they telling me I should leave that fire alone Well, the more they tell me, they know I'm holding you close I could never let you go Miss How She Name Y'all are coming home, I will see you again All day through the night I'm dreaming Miss How She Name When you turn it up, make it screwed, by darling When outside is pouring rain Put that button in the fire Bubble in ya bubble in ya bubble in it over Raise the temperature higher Coming in ya coming in ya coming in closer Make the thing get your fire Spin it all on the ground All over the counter With that button in the fire It's your Coco Tierra, boy I barely could concentrate, I feel a sugar rush in my vein One cup it does make my day, I'm missing it when I'm gonna love her Hit me up, only you alone can put fire back in the soul Hit me up, girl you are that thing, I could never leave you alone, no And no matter what they go say, I hold in your clothes I could never let you go Miss Opshine Girl, I'm coming home, I will see you again All day through the night I'm dreaming, yeah Miss Opshine When make it smooth by darling When outside is pouring rain Put the button in fire Bubble in your bubble in your bubble in it's over Raise the temperature Coming in your bubble in your bubble in it closer Make the thing catch your fire It's all on the ground, all over the counter With that button, the fire It's your cocoa tea, Allah Boy, when I'm feeling under the weather You just make me feel sweet I stick cocoa tea, use the sugar I'm talking now, we are complete, darling Heat me up Only you alone can put fire back in the soul Heat me up And they tellin' me I should leave that fire alone Well, the more they tell me is the more I hold in your clothes I could never let you go Miss Oshine Miss Oshine Gallop on me no ma wa see you again Oh, yeah, through the night I'm dreaming

Miss option, yeah

When you turn it up, make it smooth, my darling

When outside is pouring rain Put that button in the fire Bubble in ya, bubble in ya, bubble in it's over

Raise the temperature higher

Coming in ya, coming in ya, coming in it closer

Make the thing catch on fire

It's all on the ground, all over the counter

With that button, the fire, yeah. It's your cocoa tea alarm.
When I'm feeling under the weather, you does make me feel sweet. I stick cocoa tea, use the sugar.
And together we are complete, darling. That's my man, Kes to Cash, man Mel Yep Wasn't you on reggae gold Or soca gold? Soca gold Yeah, like Make sure you show your Respect for the soca Tap your feet a little harder Get off text messages And Ish, salute E salute Shout out to Cash, man And Linky, thank you for putting me onto this song D Dope.
That was dope. Yeah, finally Ice danced into some Caribbean music.
I'm proud of you, bro. Bro.
That made me feel good, son. That nigga Ice told me he was Jamaican.
I just found out he was Jamaican. I am half Jamaican.
Ten plus years. Real quick, while we was on a sleeper's break, Mel finally got the dirt off her hands.
And then she told us it was self-sick. It're self-tanner.
What? Self-tanner. Stop being cheap, nigga.
What? Go pay somebody. Okay, here's the reason why I don't go to the tanning, spray tan places.
Final destination. No, no, but that is a good answer.
Don't we have the white shades? No, that's not it. It's because I'm in the gym too much.
And I'll get streaky. So you can spray yourself and it don't streak? What is it, Windex? Yeah.
What are you talking about? That shit was a big dirt patch. It's just not as expensive, so it doesn't have like...
Be cheap. You have the money, Melissa.
I know I do. I just...
How much it costs, Melissa Ford? I don't know. I don't really go for spray tans.
I like to go to a place with sun and get a real tan. Okay, so you would not do spray tans.
If somebody got spray tans... But the sun won't give you a...
Okay, all right. The curling iron burns on your hair.
Mel, find a spot and Flip gonna pay for it. Okay, enough said.
Well, how much way? Hold on, because she's... She gonna...
You can pay for your sister to get her... No, she gonna...
Her shit's me too... I'll pay for the shit in Chinatown.
That's your sister. Pay for your sister? I'll pay for the little shit in Chinatown.
$50, $75? Oh, come on. I ain't give a tip.
You good. Yeah, you good.
Nah, you gotta... How often would you have to do, man? I give Mel the $100, she'll pay the $50, keep the other $50.
And say she's back. Keep the other $50.
No, no. No, no.
No, no. No, no.
No, no.'ll spray herself. Yeah, she'll spray herself.

Yo.

Why do women like tan so much?

To tan.

It look nice.

It does look nice.

It makes your skin look golden.

Yeah, it do.

This girl right here.

Shut the fuck up. Get off me.

She's like Casper.

I look like a light braid, though.

I'm aware.

Ooh.

Yo.

Hey.

Flipping song.

Great party day, y'all. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Park Joyce with an end on the high.
Yeah. Classic show.
This shit, gang. Thank you for tuning in.
Thank you for tuning in. Hey, ride a boat for y'all, please.
Things you say, the same for gangsters. I'm a little famous.
Hey, hold on. Hold on, Park.
Hold on. These rap singers.
Yo, nigga, you too cool to clap for the team, nigga? That's your problem, you white black niggas.

You too cool to clap, nigga?

I don't even know what you're talking about.

I was...

We were giving ourselves a round of applause.

Round of applause.

You know he gets mesmerized when the whole come on.

Yeah, that's whole right there, you know what I mean?

Yeah, you a whole venture, bro.

I just forgot this song.

If Jay-Z, if Jay-Z or H come through to the studio,

come sit down, talk to me, talk some business,

you will walk out that shit right now, nigga.

If JCO right now, nigga.

Mid-pod.

No, man.

I got to pee.

And you just walk in the show.

Hey, yo, man.

The girls say Web and Nitty now.

That's weird.

That meant you were thinking of Web and Nitty when you was humping.

That was weird.

That was definitely weird.

That was definitely weird.

Hey, yo, listen, man. Great, great, great episode, man.
What are you guys doing this weekend? I'm not going outside no more. I learned my lesson.
They learned me. Got you, bro.
So I'm staying inside. We're safe.
I'm going to the movies. Any biggest plans.
Going to the movies. Let's see what? This is for the kids.
They want to see Moana. Moana and Wicked.
I might go see Moana, too. Wicked was all right, man.
I might go see it. Really? Yeah.
Not in the way It's for the kids. They want to see Moana.
Moana and Wicked. I might go see Moana too.
Wicked was alright, man. I might go see.
Really? Yeah. It's a musical, so it's...
I'm going to sleep. Those two ladies acting crazy.
Yo, go to Wicked on Broadway, yo. Ariana Grande.
No. And Cynthia Erivo.
What's up with them bitches? That's not a nice way to refer to them. What's up with those ladies? What do you mean what's up with them? Uh-oh.
I know what you're saying. They act crazy now.
I don't like them as a pair. That's Cynthia...
No, are they... Cynthia Erivo.
Are they a couple? She's fire. No.
Who's not? Okay, that's what I'm talking to say, bitches. I think Cynthia is...
Cynthia Erivo is with Lena Waithe. With Lena Waithe.
Okay, I'm not... All right, let me take the bitches' word.
Yeah. What I'm saying is that they're acting strange in these interviews.
Are they okay?

It looked like a little bit of...

Ariana has been saying

that she's tired of that too.

Like,

everybody keep pressing her

about her appearance,

about what she said,

this and this and that.

I think she just kind of like...

She don't give a fuck.

She's letting people know

like I'm tired.

Okay.

Any weekend plan, ma'am?

Work.

More pods?

More pods? Yeah, we're looking to do a YouTube live episode. Oh.
So I'm going to the new studio and we're going to test it out. Okay.
Yeah. That's the plan.
That's exciting. Yeah.
Is the new studio finished already? There's parts of... My part of the studio is not.
We're starting the build now but there's other parts of the studio that have sets already done. Okay.
Yeah. And because it costs cheaper to join somebody? Well no, it's just they have a whole Christmas set up.
Nice. Got it.
Yeah, so it just kind of makes sense to be there. I've seen you take a pic, look like you got everything good.
Oh, and he didn't even get into you and your fucking, you're Google now. You lit.
Yeah, we see you on the Google ad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I've seen a pic, you posted it, look like you got new set and everything. Yeah, new proper improv studio set.
Yeah, yeah. Look good.
And I'm on a Google ad. Yeah.
You could definitely pay for that spray tan. Yeah.
I paid for the spray tan. You're my friend.
Okay. See, last night.
No, I just paid for a spray tan. Mel was supposed to dance with me today.
And Mel left me out there to hang. Shout out to Imani, her dooboy that came and got up and danced.
Yo. Don't say that.
Sorry, take it back. I'll take it back.
Call me a dooboy. Is that an insult? That is awful.
Hell yeah. What does a dooboy mean? Call a nigga a golfer, a flunky.
I thought a dooboy means you do what somebody asked you to do. Yeah.
Yeah, nigga. Same shit.
He's not a flunky nigga. That's my left to fucking forward, nigga.
I'll be following you, nigga. What the fuck you talking about? All right.
So do girl, nigga. Don't call her do girl.
Oh, she said, well. No.
No. Yeah, see? All right, salute, y'all.
Shout out to Erickson. Erickson, the man in the back.
Shout out to Poe. Shout out to Parksey, Monty, Ish, Ice, Mel, Corey.
Shout out to Joe. Shout out to Joe.
We love you, Joe. Joe, please come back.
Wherever you want fun with us, man. And make sure that bonus look good, nigga.
Stop. Word.
I don't give a fuck that nigga. That's why he not coming back.
He's an addict that worked for that. He's an addict that worked for that.
He's an addict that worked for that. We're coming back After the first Yeah Yo we missed you on Justin We missed you The baddies are insecure The stagnant women Want to travel In a clothesline They want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol You may need it Adios Arrivederci There we go Konnichiwa Konnichiwa That's not part of it.
Au revoir. Au revoir.
Hasta la vista. Hasta la vista.

So long, goodbye.

Yeah.

Well, speak up, motherfucker.

You got this.

That nigga looking cool.

That's why.

He got looking aw.

You got him there Googling.

Joe's script is on Google?

No.

It might be.

It might be.

Great vibe.

We'll see y'all next time, man.

For sure, for sure.

We out of here.