Episode 818 | "Pod & Order"

Episode 818 | "Pod & Order"

April 19, 2025 3h 47m

The latest episode of the JBP opens with a conversation about men overestimating their abilities (8:30) before the room turns to Lil Wayne’s Rolling Stone interview (44:00). In new music, Mozzy’s album ‘INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS’ releases which includes a Tsu Surf record (52:34), Juan Soto’s comments to the NY Post about no longer hitting in front of Aaron Judge (1:12:35), The Godfather of Harlem Soundtrack (1:28:05), and a new record from Tommy Richman & Sexyy Red (1:32:00). Also, BET+ is bringing a ‘Martin’ spinoff ‘The Varnell Hill Show’ which leads the room to debate which shows or movies they would like to see a spinoff of (1:44:55), Tracie Ellis Ross discusses dating and toxic masculinity in latest podcast interview with Michelle Obama (1:51:44), new charges for Luigi Mangione (2:28:15), more from Drake vs. UMG (2:42:03), and much more. 

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Joe | Jacob Latimore - “WIN WIN”

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Parks | Wiz Khalifa (feat. Juicy J) - “My Influence”

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Jerome James and Dikembe Mutombo. I'm telling you.
Niggas forgot Mutombo was a nick. Them niggas was in New York City nightclubs tricking.
Mutombo had the monsters. Trust me.
Becoming all, everybody Eskimo brother that was in New York City. Jerome James and fucking Dikembe Mutombo.

That's before I knew the Africans had it on lock

with the Trigan and the chicks.

I'm just saying shit. I don't even know if he was

African. He's African.

Alright, good. I'm right.

I'm right.

I'm bad with that geography shit.

Dikembe ain't one of them. That nigga was

a sniper extraordinaire. You don't have to tell me.

But why?

Tell the audience why.

Nigga, spank Thank you. Dikembe, one of them.
That nigga was a sniper extraordinaire. You don't have to tell me.
Yeah. Trust me.
But why?

Why?

Tell the audience why.

Nigga, Spanky and Monkey.

What are you talking about?

Your girl said that nigga was, you know what I mean?

He spoke French, right?

He's probably booing your bitch.

I'm telling you.

I don't know the word for baseball batting French.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Mutombo who fucking wants soda.
Yo, that nigga Aaron Judge. Yeah, what? Aaron Judge.
Oh, my Lord. Baddies.
I'm talking about baddies, bro. I believe it.
I'll stop talking to a girl if she fucks something that's 20 inches. Why? I don't see that.
It's like a horror flick, nigga. Crazy as hell.
I stopped watching Stephen King movies after a while, too. Crazy as hell.
Nah, that shit is aliens. You could put a whole coffee table leg inside of you.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
No, you won't. Hey, Mel, this is a great time for that talk.
You crazy? Melissa Savannah Ford. You lying.
This is a great time for that talk. You know how that thing work, right? Yeah.
It don't stay there. It don't stay there.
That's like, yo, I'm doing a grab a baby. You ain't going to hit it no more? Word.
I hear y'all. The baby is different.
What's the difference? The baby's huge. The baby is mine and it's a blessing from the Lord.
But if it's not yours. It's a bundle of joy.
That nigga thing.

Yo, what are you talking about?

Sometimes it'd be not your kids.

That came out of here.

We messed with single mothers before.

No, that's Ice to do that.

Nigga, you got to get the fuck off.

What are you talking about?

Ice said he fucked a pregnant chick when it wasn't his.

No, I'm talking about.

No, we're talking about.

But you said that, nasty nigga.

Anyway.

You did that?

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Ice is just.

How was that?

What? Thank you. Anywho.
Answer her question. Yeah, what's wrong with that? If she's not with the baby's father anymore, just because she's pregnant, does that mean she doesn't have any sexual desires? As a matter of fact, I heard it's heightened.
It is. It is heightened, but...
Okay. I'll pass.
Yeah, but your morals aren't. Why is that a morality issue? I don't know.
You spitting on another nigga kids? Everyone's morality is different. I mean, you can wear a condom.
Why? We don't do that anyway. What the fuck is a condom? Is she already pregnant? That's true.
Yeah. Ice, you did that wrong.
Man, can we start the pod, bro?

We did.

You talking to Ice, my nigga.

What does that mean?

Ice don't use condoms.

Ice fuck some nasty chicks.

That's true.

I'm the only one, right?

Hold on.

I'm the only one, right?

You're the only one that's fucked a girl.

You're not the only one, buddy.

All right.

Okay.

Maybe it's levels to nasty.

I used to fuck that girl that put the Hennessy bottle in a twat.

That sounds all right.

No, it does not.

Wait, y'all would do that?

You going to give it a high?

Which end of the Hennessy bottle?

The skinny part.

You're good.

You can't be able to touch what we're talking about.

That shit's little.

It's like a thumb. You can follow up behind that.
Confidently. That was the other end.
Now we got to wait a little bit. Let that thing snap back first.
Crazy. I used to follow follow this motherfucking girl in the clubhouse days, in the freaky pandemic days.

One of them chicks was like, all right, girls.

Everybody put a picture of the biggest dick they ever been with as they PTR.

That's the picture of Abby.

Man, this chick I was fly with and posted some fucking galactic shit.

I never spoke to that bitch.

You blocked?

I never spoke.

I don't follow. She hit me talking about it.
It was a lie, right? Bitch, I don't know how you walking. I don't know how you walking right now.
Yo, bro. You did what? You need the Bible, bitch.
You need the Bible. So wait, you wasn't? No, no, no.
Yes, you lied. That ain't.
Joe's lying. Yo.
He's got to be lying.

He's lying.

It's different hearing about the Ray Rice elevator story and then seeing it.

That's what I'm saying.

You've had porn stars before.

Yes.

And what you think they was doing?

I didn't see they work.

Ah, bullshit.

You fucking lying.

You fucking lying.

You fucking lying.

All we do is get on these mics and lie.

All these niggas do is get on these mics and lie.

This shit just make you lie. I have never slept with a porn star where I was familiar with their work.
Actually, the porn stars that I met and was familiar with their work, I didn't beat. I wish I had a tomato.
I want you. An orange.
This is one that's right here. You talking about Ronnie Cycli.
Excuse me? I'm. Ronnie Cycli? That's crazy.
That one chick that looked like Ronnie Cycli. I knew exactly what you were doing.
It's fine. She looked like Ronnie Cycli in her face.
You know. That was happening.
I know one off the top of my head that got... She's in the

Hall of Fame.

Mm-hmm.

I think that

Ronnie Cycli.

No.

Ronnie Cycli

in the Hall of Fame.

Like the basement

of fame, though?

No.

In the porn star one?

She's in the

porn star Hall of Fame.

That ain't true.

I like to be

thinking something different.

The one that I'm

talking about is

Hall of Fame,

Hall of Fame.

First Ballet.

I only been with my girl.

Fuck y'all.

There you go.

That's right. Yo, whatever I did back when I was dirty, I am denying it.
I don't remember it. I deleted it.
Yeah. It's gone.
You've been clean a little while. That's what I'm saying.
All right. So what you got? You've been clean before you met your girl.
I don't get it. Yeah.
So you were still, you know what I mean? No.

You had five or six years of cleanliness.

Nah.

That you was just.

Not before I met my girl.

Yeah, she did.

Nah.

It's all right, though.

It's not true.

I'm on your team.

Bitch, we old.

I'm on your squad.

It's 2025.

And in 2019,

you was clean.

If I'm thinking the same thing,

that's not true.

I had my baby.

I wasn't doing shit.

In 2019, 2018, I had a baby. You're my man.
You're my man. Clean, squeaky.
That's what I'm saying. I was trying to do that old little faithful, get money, get rich shit.
Girls are distracted. And it worked.
Hey, I mean, it did work. Yeah.
Man, old days was fun. Ronnie Cykley.
I want to see who see who you talking about Ronnie Cycli is a porn star no that's what I was like I was like it's a Lebanese basketball player that's what I saw that's what she look like go to go to somewhere I could type yo you are an idiot go to somewhere where I could type so I can let you in on the joke. Okay.
And you such a bum, too. Yo.
I don't like this. It can't be who I think you're talking about.
Yes. It's first ballot Hall of Famer.
No. In porn? Yeah, she is.
That's not who I was talking about. But yeah, she is.
Crazy. That name I just typed is a first ballot Hall of Famer.
No, no, no. Don't show him nothing.
I think we might talk about the same one. I might want to deny it to you.
Not you, though. There you go.
Not you, though. You don't deny it to us.
No, no, no. You forget it.
I will deny it. Forget it.
She also falls in the other category, too, if I'm thinking of the same person. You know about all the girls I want to deny.
That's the problem. That's the problem.
Yo yo she does fall in the other category

anyway we can't keep

talking to Seagrall

on a podcast

but this is a great time

Mel to talk about

how men

overestimate

their abilities

okay

well we were talking

about that off

off camera

so we'll bring

the conversation here

Corey mentioned

something about

I told

men's ability

to fight

Ish kept

Ish kept mentioning

my childhood bully

Thank you. Corey mentioned something about I told Ish kept mentioning My childhood bully I didn't even mention that person You thought I was talking about him And this is the second part in a row That Ish has mentioned My childhood bully There's a weird tension between us You don't say I wasn't even talking about him So what? He don't even talk about him This nigga making up shit You don't say.
He wasn't even talking about him. I wasn't even talking about him.
So what? He don't even talk about him. It don't matter.
This nigga making up shit. And standing in it, though.
Bro, you're... It don't matter.
I'm sorry. He created tension.
This is who I am. I know.
I'm sorry. Don't put me over there with you.
I'm telling the audience how the conversation came up. But it...
Go ahead. Let him go.
This is exactly how it came up. Let him go.
He said one thing. I thought one thing.
So I told Ish I was going to go sleep my childhood bully and tell him this is because Ish keep bringing you up. I'm going to slide him.
Ish said, no, you're not. That's facts.
That is facts. That is true.
Okay. That is how it happened.
I wasn't even talking about that. It don't matter.
And then Corey said, welcome audience, we love y'all. And then Corey said, something about most men.
400% of men overestimate their fighting ability, something like that. Their ability to defend themselves.
400%. No, not defend themselves, fight.
Say fight. Defending yourself.
Yes, it is. Is it really? Yes.
No, it's not. Defending, no, that's not what it is.
It's slightly different. What's the difference? Because defending yourself could be curling up in a ball and making it through the night.
Right. Fight too, when they get on your ass.
That's true. Everybody don't know how to curl the right way.
Yeah, that's true. What you talking about? Everybody don't know how to curl.
It's a science to that shit. Anyway, but the entire room agreed that 400% of men probably do overestimate their ability to fight.
No, actually, that's not a possibility for it to be 400%, but that's true. That man shit wasn't ever my bag.
Oh, gotcha. What is that? They overestimate by 400% their abilities to fight.
That makes sense. It's better when 400%.
Yeah, I like the other one. And then the whole room agreed.
And then Mel Savannah took that as her opportunity to shoot at us. I like this vibe she had today.
She on some shoot first, ask questions last year. So please expel.
Well, actually, the whole room didn't agree. They just, y'all just got quiet.
And then I decided to say, oh, that's absolutely true. The basketball game was a perfect example of how men overestimate their abilities and then find out in real time that they are not him that's the part where the room got quiet yeah we agreed with the first part we agreed with the final part oh I missed that part your basketball shit that you tried to do shoot at us fucking lower our self esteem this little weird tug of war that we do here at work.
That's where we got. Even before the basketball analogy

example came up,

she said,

yeah, that's men.

You guys are delusional

in your abilities.

And everybody said.

I said that?

Some of this room said

we would follow up

after to come in with something.

What are you talking about?

No problem at all.

I don't care if I'm in there like, dig it coming. I don't give a fuck.
I pop. So you're playing the triangle? I don't give a fuck.
I'm putting my hip in it too. I know I'm breaking.
You're best working in nothing. I'm in here bringing smoke, nigga, to me.
But the chick that I let my tumble fuck ain going to let you part. You crazy.
I pop. I pop.
You know what I mean? Wait. Don't start your shit, yo.
I'm telling you. I'm on your ass today.
Don't start your fuckery, bro. Yo, I don't want no beef today.
All right, cool. I'm not fighting today.
All right. Yeah, all right.
He couldn't even get it out. Yo, but why he always fall for it? Every time, yo.
Yo, it's not that. because Joe be trying to be little niggas like, oh, yeah,

get your dusty ass out,

nigga.

Yeah.

But if you know

it's a trick,

then why do you

always fall for it?

It's all right,

I can't.

Answer me.

That's the beauty

of this podcast.

That's for real right,

fam.

It ain't never

going to stop.

Good.

It's never going to

stop, bro.

Because you throw

some bullshit out there

and he go.

Immediately.

Y'all gave turned

purple over water

last week.

No, but I was fucking with him there, too. I know.
We know. Yo, listen.
Joe lying, first of all. We know Joe's faces, my nigga.
Joe got different faces. When Joe playing around, he got one face.
When Joe serious, he got a different face. Nigga, you wasn't playing the other day.
I was 100% fucking with you in the water thing. No, you wasn't.
Any chance in life that I could stab at your ego, I'm doing it. Because I know you don't play about your ego.
I mean, that's true. That is true.
But both can be said. It can be said for you, too.
He don't play about the ego neither. That can't be said about me.
No, no, hold on. That can't be said about me.
Stop. I'm not going to let y'all do that.
That's not true. Now, see the delusion? Do it.
Do it. Do it.
You're a self-deprecating nigga y'all know. Do it.
That's true. Do it.
Hold on. That don't matter.
Stop that. You are self-deprecating.
On the things you want to self-deprecate about. On the things you want to be about.
Nigga, I just said I wouldn't fuck by my tumbo. You think I want to come in and joke about a little dick? But you would, though.
That's a joke. And you have.
That's a joke. I'm joking.

But you would.

And you have.

No, but you would and you have.

Y'all think I'm as ego-driven as itch.

What?

No, but not far behind.

Y'all are.

Okay, all right, great.

So then we don't have to continue this rigmarole of just bullshit here.

That is insane.

But go ahead, fam.

You would and you have.

Lex still, all them big dick niggas,

you pop behind them.

Hey, come on.

I've never seen Lex do this.

Why the room got quiet?

Because all we do is get on these mics and lie.

I'm not lying.

Yo, the things that y'all choose to believe from me and disbelieve, I've never seen that. We know you watch porn.
For 20 years or better. With women.
Who fucking the women? You only watch woman on woman porn? Yes. Lies.
Lies. Yes.
Holy shit. Especially, yo.
Yo, you just a special type of person, bro. Yo, when people tell you who they are, you should believe them.
What if they lying? Hold up. Joe just said last...
What the fuck are we talking about? You just said last week I like my porn with a storyline. Yes.
The porns with the storylines is men and women communicating. It don't be just women or women talking.
Why y'all listen to this nigga, man? Because he lying. Headphones.
I got to listen to him. Yeah, where? I got headphones in.
Yeah, go ahead, nigga. You walk crazy, son.
I walked into some crazy shit. Listen to what I'm saying to you, and then we can start.
Walk and flip, by the way. Thank you.
Walk flip. Are you mad at me? I'm not mad, but there's a walk and flip in the middle of the shit.
Are you shading me? You're not shading me in front of too many people, are you? We not going to do that. Not yet, and not now.
Okay, I'll just make sure I'm just saying. I mean, I could, but not now.
I don't have no reason to. I don't have no reason to right now.
Not me neither. Ish.
Yeah. That was a great point.
Now, normally when the pizza man comes or the plumber comes. In the porn.
It's a woman plumber. No, no, no, no.
He watched the 80s shit. Me too.
Yeah, my shit be the truth. No, that's true.
The 70s. He watched so far.
Hey, there's a VHS station right now. I'm still looking for it from back in the day.
I used to have some shit. I do miss some of the, I wish I could find some of the vintage porn that I used to like.
He watches so often when you don't see the dick. You just see the...
I'm saying when the plummet dude come over, there's normally about 90 seconds where she's fucking doing something to him and I'm gonna come. You're not coming off the storyline.
Yes, I am. Let me ask you a question.
When she doing something to him, you don't see his dick? I think this is disgusting to open a broadcast with what part of the porn made you come. I agree with you, but answer my man's question, though.
I agree with you, but answer his question, though. When she doing something to him, that don't incorporate seeing his dick? Sometimes, about time.
I know. He got selective vision, nigga.
No, he don't. He lies.
Why selective? Lying. Not vision.
Lying. I don't lie.
Never. You just don't tell the truth all the time.
Y'all niggas be pulling up the porns with Lex Luthor? Your niggas is crazy as hell. Was that nigga that talking that shit to? Oh, my man, Wesley Pipes.
Yeah, Wesley Pipes. Eat your homework.
Wesley Pipes, my man. We never got to ICE's return serve to Mel.
Oh, no. I just asked, are men the only ones that do that? Absolutely not.
But don't deflect. That's what we were talking about, y'all.
Stay there. Just go, male.
Stand on it. But we are not.
We answer. Y'all are not the only ones.
We answer. Obviously.
Both sexes have their own sets of delusion. A it.
A thousand percent. Okay.
A thousand percent.

There's some overlap, but yeah.

Yeah.

A thousand percent.

Yeah.

So you'll be willing to identify that delusion in the future?

Sure.

Okay.

Good job.

Thank you.

Wake up.

Even after.

Even after.

This is more podcast lies.

It's fine.

Let's go, man.

No, if he points it out, I'll be honest. Lying 4K, nigga.
I'm down with you. Let's go.
Lying 4K. Yes.
We are going to do that. Yes.
Her legs is crossed so she can get away with the lies. Toes, all that shit.
Got you. I'm not cracking on your feet, man.
Please, stop. Don't do that.
Stop. She looked at me like I was being funny.
Don't get her started. Y'all talk.
I'm coming. How y'all doing? I'm good, man.
It's pause. Yeah, it's pause.
I have to have to talk. Yeah, it's...
That was a great job. Well, how was everybody week-in? It was good.
Week. Week.
Week. Week.
Oh, pardon. Week.
You good for you? I'm great. In the past, nigga? You start the wrong...
All the days just blur. They do a little bit.
I forget what's what. A week was crazy, man.
Crazy morning. Crazy morning.
Everything good? Everything okay? Yo. You had to smack someone? No, none of that.
Thank God. Chase anybody in the car? No, no.
JR got it on camera? No, Nico threw some food out the window, and then the mayor people came to the house to say about littering. Threw food out the house window? Dead ass.
I don't know what the fuck he think he had. I almost killed that nigga this morning.
And then I'm arguing with my wife about she wanted, it's Good Friday, we don't eat meat. Who you talking to, girl? I don't eat no fish.
I want meat. I don't follow that Good Friday stuff.
You can't pick and choose when you want to be Catholic. We not Catholic here.
We are Caribbean and we are American. It's Caribbean Catholic.
With some Indian children, nigga. Lucky it's Caribbean Catholics.
I don't give a fuck. And American Catholics.
What I'm saying is that Good Friday, I don't believe in that. Nigga, I want to eat chicken, nuggies.
Yeah. You got to eat fish.
Yo, this morning was crazy, yo. So this is a first for y'all.
And my mother-in-law cracked a joke. Oh, you think you the boss of that job? Like, what? Like, who you talking to, lady? Like, there's bad shit going on.
So I'm like, don't say that. And I go there and nigga, Joe, talk shit to me.
Don't put that in the air. That's what I said.
She was talking about up here. Yeah, like, why you late? Like, she's looking at her watch.
Like, I didn't like that whole shit shit I didn't like. This morning was just a blur.
Gotcha. And I want to get away from it.
And I'm going to order some chicken, violet, and I'm going to order it up here and send some pictures to my wife, nigga. I'm not respecting none of that.
You're not going to take it in the house, though. God, I got it.
She got some people coming up. Got it, got it, got it.
I understand. You got to play it safe.
There you go. You got to play it safe.
Got it. Play it safe.
Thank you.

Anybody else, how was your week?

Uneventful, working, working.

Studio, studio.

That's it.

That's it.

We work for a living.

Nigga, we all work for a living.

What you mean?

I don't know.

You still building a home, bro?

What?

I mean, with the foot.

What the fuck you thinking, babe?

Are you still going on site?

Yes.

You sitting in the car and shit.

Yo, hey, finally. Hey, put that up there.
No, they got ramps. Microwave.
Bust my ass yesterday. You lift the microwave? Bust my ass lifting that shit.
Ish. Like, come on, bro.
Now you're taking this cheapness to another level. Nigga, pay somebody.
I was working with my guys. It's $50, bro.
I was working with my guys. You trying to show morale, like support? I get down here in the trenches with y'all.
It was busting their ass first. What kind of fucking microwave you got, man? Word.
He got that shit over here. What microwave is that heavy, boy? It wasn't heavy.
It was just awkward. It was cumbersome.
Cumbersome. So did they end up coming to help you put it in? They was helping me.
They were doing it already. He's trying to show his staff that he is handy capable.

So he don't have to pay them, nigga. I know that trick.

I can do it myself.

I got it.

I got it, y'all.

I'm doing you niggas a service for green cards, nigga.

Look, I know that trick, nigga.

Pay them niggas to do that, bro.

And stand back.

Got you.

This guy's kooky.

Lost the clip. I was looking for

I'm mad now

Oh man

Oh man

That's a good one too

What is that?

Conspiracy theories

A little flat earth

It was good

Spice

Spice ball

Yeah nigga was like

I'm not mad at nobody

Who don't believe

Conspiracy theories

But you don't believe

In just one

Like just one

You don't believe any

Like what's funny

Fuck up man

He said you don't believe

In any

Thank you. mad at nobody who don't believe conspiracy theories, but you don't believe in just one? Like, just one?

You don't believe any? Like, what's funny?

Fuck a man. He said you don't believe in any.

He said you're not mad at niggas that don't believe in conspiracy theories, but

you don't believe in none

of them? Like,

you think the government is just batting a thousand?

Yeah, they just, they truthful.

Telling us shit? Then he went into some shit about

fucking how everybody is God's

children. He believes that.
And he just got

one kid, but he lied to that little motherfucker

I'm going to go. They just truthful.
Telling us shit. Then he went into some shit about fucking how everybody is God's children.

He believes that.

And he just got one kid,

but he lied to that little motherfucker.

I go.

That's a good one.

I'm sorry, guys.

That's all right.

Damn, now I want to

shout a comedian out.

Wish I knew his name.

Anyway, flip up in this piece.

Hey.

Good shit.

Huh?

Fuck they talking about?

Good to see you, my man.

Good to see you too, man. See you in New Sh? It's not new shades.
Oh, what happened? Something wrong? Oh, the material. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not that arm flubber. Stop.
I thought that's what he was doing. Are you back in the gym? Are you in the gym? I'm in the gym.
I'm not back in the gym. You eating well? You been keeping up with your eating habits? I'm nice to you.
Yeah. I'm proud of you.
You motivate me. I'm going to the gym, too.
There you go. There we go.
Shout out to all my gym heads out there. It's getting nice out somewhere around the corner.
You know, your man ain't going to be outside doing leg works. Look at him.
That shit don't work, boy. What? That shit don't work.
I don't physical therapy niggas will kick your ass. That shit different.
I heard about that. They put you on a little ball shit that you got to.
Not yet. They had me pushing down a ball like this.
You know the big shit? Yeah. You got to push that shit down with your foot.
Okay. With that foot? Do you be saying ah one shit like that in front of them? Ah.
Ah. Ouch.
Is it a girl or a man? It's a girl. Oh.
He ain't going to say ow. He ain't going to say ow.

He ain't going to say ow.

He ain't going to say ow.

He ain't going to say ow.

He ain't going to say ow.

You be flirting through like sides.

Look at his lips while he push the balls.

Ooh.

When your Barbie do your mustache, you touch your lips.

What the fuck?

Yeah.

He's talking like this?

With the back of the finger, too.

Oh, with his hand?

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Look how macho he is.

I don't remember.

That's a good question. The answer is yes.
I don't know. He probably do.
I don't remember. And he Filipino, so his hand's a little smaller, too.
You probably said he Filipino, so that, you know, they cut. That's what you...
I be asleep, my nigga. I don't...
You sleep in the barbeter? That nigga violating you. You don't sleep in the barber chair?

No.

Y'all lying.

I'm a grown ass man.

Nigga, I be in the barber chair.

Gone.

That's why he seek you.

You old nigga.

Wake up.

Paying $200 for a haircut.

How much a haircut costs?

It's just holding on to that little taper.

Did the Filipino do? Damn, he must be a Filipino-American He not fully Filipino He mixed Why you don't spend that with the black man? Exactly I did You got away with the 30 piece Y'all know that's the Afrophobia couch Wait, hold up What? That's fucked up If y'all like that Both'all have to say it. I don't want to talk to y'all niggas.

So what?

Me the Afrophobia.

That counts right there. We the Afrophobia.

That counts don't play right there.

We the Afrophobia.

We the Afrophobia.

That's what he said.

I'm just going by what he said.

He been lying since the mic cut off.

If it's an Afro in it, that couch ain't fucking with it.

All right.

Look at how tight the ass is.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right.
Let's have it on. All right.
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Keep it on.
Hey, yo, the bridge keep rocking. Keep coming through.
Bottles popping along when your album dropping. The place is packed.
Many faces. And some I know and some no me for buying cases.
Cast that. Short and keep it.
And she's Puerto Rican and a half black. Puff.
Mic check. Mic check.
One, two, one, two. Please pass that.
So I can zone. Maybe, two, one, two.
Shout out to all the parents out there listening, all the kids out there listening. We got nice weather out here.
We got 70 and 80 degrees out here. You know what I mean? Positive vibes only.
Positive vibes only. Here you go.
I never thought that I'd find someone like you I feel you're tired With the things you do I'll never let you go.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.

You're so right for me.

I have to let you know.

All the nine-to-fiveers, all the entrepreneurs out there.

All the details, all the artists out there.

Only you can make me happy

Happy

I mean you can make me happy

Happy

I'm not sure what you want me We got it just back Cuff boy Yeah man, for my niggas at the guard watch right now. I know that's a doggy Alright, we got a great show lined up for y'all today.
I hate that I have to cut that off right there But I did it Yeah, I thought you were supposed to Tell it real, man Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Let's get the money, long time, no cash I'm caught up in the hustle when the guns go blast We were down to get it, so I had to think fast Pull out my heat first, sequel out of seed last Now who the fuck you think'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man me Lock me up forever, but they can't deflate me Cause having cash is highly addictive Especially when they used to having money to live with I'm for a step back, thinking my life as a whole Ain't no love, ain't no love, ain't no love Ain't no love, ain't no love, ain't no love I'm out of doubt for yourself, yeah, but he's not helping you I'm trying to get dyslexic up, bust a cellular, your big noise What up, cousin? I can't cope with all these crab niggas trying to shorten my throat. Oh my God, that's horrible.
Jesus Christ. That's horrible.
Shout out to Noid. Yeah, that's kind of good.
That's horrible, I'm sorry. Shout out to Noid.
Shout out to the whole Queens. Let me get this applause going for the best crew in the whole wide world.
Fuck is they talking about? Shout out to my mom listening. Shout out to the parents out there listening.
We sound a complete mess when my mom put us on that little Alexa and start making breakfast boy. That's just our ignorant

you don't sound like a dude in the room excuse me What's that? Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry I have to wake you.
You a doctor? Flip and Mel. Mel, Mel.
He's not even here right now. He's always here.
Hey, yo. Hey, yo.
Your tactics. Hey, yo.
Listen, listen. He's always here.
Hold on, let me talk to you. Yo, we get it.
We get it, man. You in a great space.
We get it. He came to lift things up, nigga.
But okay. Give this lady a drop, the proper drop that she deserves.
She has a drop. She got a drop.
No, no, that's a perverted drop. You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
She said it. You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
I didn't say it. This is what you're doing to women at the work? Give this lady a proper job that she deserves.
She's the face. Niggas know Melissa for, hey, hey.
Now me Mark, yeah, see you and that shit. I mean, when we get one, it makes sense for Mel.
Yeah, give her a proper one. When we get one, we can't force it.
But you forced that. No, I didn't.
That's not his voice. I bumped into this and absolutely loved this.
Oh, and you gave him two. And when I bump into one that I love for Mel, we're going to do one for Elle.
Now please make sure you get one for Elle. No, no, no, no, no, no.
On squad. Get one for my girl.
There was one time where you guys, where you thought you'd picked mine. Let's go, man.
There was one time. And you remember it, right? Oh, I absolutely remember it.
I don't remember the context, but I know that we were kind of ganging up on you. That's weird.
And then I said something about

Rockabye Baby. Do you remember when that happened?

She reaching for me.

Then you said

that y'all were like, maybe that's the drop.

That's not the drop, girl.

Reddit, do your thing.

Find that episode.

We know the episode.

Also, the fact

that y'all said it.

You said it. I call upon you again.
Whoop it, Isaac. I call upon you.
Hit me on the back channel. Drive me somewhere this weekend.
Oh, shit. Can you pick up my laundry? And give me a studio.
And I need an editor. Oh, God.
And do you want to go out to eat? And you got to pay here's my number text me I don't pay for nothing I just give you my presents is the money oh shit she brought up a bill boy would you leave Mel alone but you go crazy and it'd be funny and but you go crazy, and it'd be funny, and it'd be true.

You be leading me to the... And it'd be true.

I don't tell people about Mel.

And we're not starting...

Not too much about Mel.

Stop the ice.

Not too much about Mel.

Stop the ice.

Leave Mel the fuck alone, nigga.

We tired of you.

That's true, man.

We got to stop bullying.

No more freeze.

Mel ain't paying for shit this summer.

Not at all.

What?

This summer?

Every summer.

She get away with it.

I be trying. That shit I work with, Flick.
Nigga, give me your money. We don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
Come here, man. What episode is this? 818.
Welcome to episode 818. The 800s are going really great, by the way.
Welcome to episode 818 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Pride Pit. Yeah, Pride Pit.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, happy to be here. I'm your host Joe Budden here with the best crew in the entire world to my right.
I'm Miss Pro Bono herself. Melissa Ford is in the building.
She put the pro. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, what? Moving right along. But that's just funny.

Go ahead.

We've established Mel's defense comes up

when she comes in here and she's just on guard for shit.

That's facts.

I don't blame her.

You put the pro in pro bono.

That's it.

Jesus.

You are a pro?

You're professional.

Right?

Yes, you right.

To her right.

Big queen flip in the building. Queen flip.
To his right. Mr.
Modest himself. Mr.
Shy brother number one. Number one.
Mr. Lick his lips a million times when he walked in the club walking around by his body.
Mr. Mr.
squint his eyes and don't know that he squints his eyes. He squinted now.
Can you see me? Mr. Living a state of disillusionment.
Anyway, King Wawa in the building issues in the building. Ring some some noise And I've seen you on that other podcast again Killed it Bodied it That nigga voice be strong When that boy get to another podcast He's represent for us Yo, his taste is fire Let me tell you something about women, y'all Listen, look at me me.
You know, women don't niggas squint and looking right.

You try not to look at the camera.

That's a trick to look around the room.

We know you looking.

I saw an A so he could respond to Azalea Banks.

What does Azalea Banks say?

What, AB shot at you?

Yeah.

She's seen that little podcast clip.

Uh-oh.

Oh, shit.

Good luck.

Oh, you see what she said?

Hi, Azalea.

I don't know what you're talking about. That ain't going to work.
Shot me down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That ain't going to work. You better Wikipedia, huh? That little hi thing.
I don't want no problems. This one here.
Just don't give me your phone number. You'll be fine.
I don't want no problems. Oh, my Lord.
Anyway, Big Freeze is in the building. Yes, sir.
Ice is here. King Elmira.
Parks is here. Poe is here.
Corey is here. Erickson is here.
Who knows who else is back there in In that fuck room Savon and Tanner Are here by remote Last but certainly Not least Each and every one Of you guys Are here What's poppin' Everybody feelin' good Feelin' good Feelin' great Feelin' great Feelin' great Anybody do anything Super exciting this week If not We can get right to bullshit Today's my anniversary With my baby So happy anniversary We'll be Celebr nice. Where you going? Nice.
Out. Outside.
I can't say it. She's going to watch this, bro.
Oh, surprise. Ah, you're getting your romantic guy.
For sure. For sure.
He still believes in surprises. I like that, bro.
Absolutely. Yeah, wait till you...
When does that die? What? When does that die? That shit died for me a long time. Hey, y'all, I'm getting you something, yo.
It's right there. Go ahead, check.

What you want?

You want this?

Here's a brochure.

Tell me what you want.

Fuck all that surprise shit, yo.

I love that surprise shit.

I know.

I can tell.

Some people don't know how to take surprises.

When are you celebrating, Tamar?

This weekend.

Well, it's today.

The whole weekend. It's the whole weekend.

Yeah.

We're going on a trip.

It start today.

Yes.

Oh, freeze.

How long are we together?

Three years today.

Come on, y'all.

Come on, y'all.

You're giving me your all, nigga.

Give me your all in the beginning.

Yeah.

Thank you. It start today.
Yes. How long are you been together? Three years today.
Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all.

You give me your all, nigga.

Give me your all in the beginning.

Go ahead.

You give me your all, nigga.

My dead ass.

You give me your all in the front.

Here, take everything.

I commend her,

because part of that three years

was the beard dye phase, too.

Was that shit.

The Mojo Jojo shit on.

She had to keep staring at that fucking shit. Nah, he did his thing.
And it's just denying that he ever used beard dye on this podcast, right? Because I was watching old episodes, nigga. He probably got stressor while he was up here.
You know what about that? He got more stress. That's true.
He got more stress while he was up here arguing with yessling the shit. I've never used beard dye in my life, nigga.
I like that silver shit. Then you stressed a lot in your time here.
You stressed that nigga out. My hair was mad curly in the beginning.
He looked good. I had a half.
You stressing this nigga out, yo. It ain't me.
It's Mandy telling him how to fucking do a contract. Oh, my God.
That's some other niggas he's talking to. Idiot, yo.
Damn, that's fucked up. I feel bad now.
Why? Because you did have the special egg curls when you came up here. You had it made.
Yes, it was black a little bit too. Yes, it got more gray.
I know, yeah. Stress, right? It ain't stress, it's life, man.
Life is living. It's living, man.
Yo, I went to... Nobody asked you where you went.
Oh, my God. You asked one person.
Don't do that, but nobody asked you. Exactly.
This is what he do. See, he wanna...
Nobody said, yo, where did you go? Did anything interesting happen to y'all this week? Go ahead. You can do that.
Come on, let them make it about him. Of course.
Thank you. I went to your homegirl's birthday party.
Bernice was nice. She brought the baddies out.
The OGs came outside. You know what I mean? The OGs? OG baddies is out.
Do you think that they refer to themselves as that? No, they didn't like when I said that on camera, but they the OG baddies. I don't care.
They came outside. It was nice.
It was beautiful. They asked for you too.
People asked for you. You didn't go? No, he ain't doing that.
Smart, man. Very smart.
Very smart. Smart.
No, no, just... I saw the footage.
You should not somewhere. Yeah, you know.
I can miss this one. Yeah.
I can miss it. Yeah.
Well, Ish, why didn't you go? Because. Smart.
It's not my thing. That's true.
These niggas... And I don't know those people like that.
I think you would have known quite a few people in that room.

Why do you think that?

What would prompt you to think that?

Because you are outside.

You've been outside.

You know people.

And people know you.

It's a possibility.

It's not my bag.

What part of that wouldn't have been your bag?

I can't figure it out either, man.

That was your ex-gym partner, though. You could have went.
I didn't know about it. Nor did I.
Oh. Okay, well then, there's that.
I did not know about it, but if I had... Gotcha.
All right. Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
Saw some pictures and video. Moment of silence for you bitches, because it's Benny's birthday, yo.
Hold up. Deadass.
Everybody mute up for real quick. Moment of silence.
Just give it like 90 seconds. Like five minutes even.
14 minutes. Yeah, we should just 30 minutes.
A little 30 minute block of silence. And friend of the show.
Yes. She came up here, interview of the year.
She bodied it. Oh man.
Yeah, I was not. Listen, buddy.
The more I thought about it. Because I I thought about it cause I forgot who it was I forgot who it was Bernice was just like hey it's a little fly so I was like oh shit Bernice party but once I got to really thinking about who it was and what it was gonna be I don't know play it safe just stay right here in the bed home is kinda comfy you were scared some of them niggas was gonna be home is a house no he wasn't know.
I don't know. Play it safe.
Just stay right here in the bed. Home is kind of comfy.
You're scared some of them niggas was going to be home. Home is the house.
No. I didn't see too many dudes in there.
What niggas? Matumbo's dead. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace. There's some other Matumbo's out there.
Whoa. I wouldn't know.
Look. Oh, you're keeping track of the Lex Luthor niggas.
You got him in your phone. No, I don't.
You told us you got him in your phone. Oh, my God.
I told you something. You remember everything I told you too, right? It's the pot.
No, nigga. Don't worry about what's in my phone.
What's in your phone? Let's switch phones. It's not a problem.
Exactly. It's not a problem because I don't know how to work an Android.
Anyway, yeah. Moment of silence for you bitches.
It's Bernice's birthday and she's still fine and beautiful. Skin look great as ever.
I had to cut the video off

for a minute.

You was watching live stream?

No, it was live stream.

I can't make the event

so I'm watching live stream.

And I am nothing

aware of that shit

but it looked like

a good time.

Glad you went.

It was a thing.

Shout out to Bernice.

Dope.

Shout out to,

I think I knew

one other person

that was there.

Shout out to everybody.

You know a lot of people

that was there.

You can't go because you know John Wick would have shown right on up with you. She wanted me to go.
We're going to skate in. Well, she said she wanted me to go.
Is she here? Look, is she watching? That's why you ain't going. She's here, isn't she? No, no, but I could have went.
She would have been here. Could have.
She would have been. They asked me.
You do whatever you want. They love Joe.
Not like that, but like, yo, hey. Where's Joe? That's the embarrassing part, because when I saw the clips, I saw a flip.
So I knew somebody would associate me with him. I would associate you with me.
So when they saw him, they would say, where's Joe? And he would get to spin around. It's a party.
J.R. Come here.
Hey, look at you. You look at Greg.
And I'm like, oh, shit, yo. I didn't do that.
Yo, if I knew he was going, I would have went. Just so I could have represented myself.
know what I think we said whatever needs one part one watch a fucking mouth are you crazy hey he'll say none of that foot the network's it would be a crazy outside He don't say Woody none of you niggas Queens flip all the way

Oh my god

Stop

I'm in a great mood

And I won't let y'all

Fucking do it

He be going to the narrative

Niggas be saying

Oh they be using Joe's name

Nigga no we don't

Niggas got they own face

I've never seen

They be using Joe's name

What?

Stop it

I never saw that

Niggas be saying that

Joe don't want y'all

To use his name

And niggas keep using

Joe's name to get clout

I saw that verbatim

What the hell is that

About UML

Thank you. What? Stop it.
I never saw that. Niggas be saying that.
Joe don't want y'all to use his name and niggas keep using Joe's name to get clout. I saw that verbatim.
They always say that about you and Mel. Huh? They always say that about you and Mel.
Yeah. Yes, they said that about Mel and myself, but that's not true with me.
I don't use your name to get on it. I don't think it's true for either, yo.
Okay. That's not true with me, nigga.
Fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly.
Right, man? Melissa fucking for sure fucking she don't need to use

your name nigga

they say yo flip

where's Joey

where your man at

oh he home

he chillin

oh yeah how you doing

good as you see it

what you gonna say

is he on his way

now you want me to

rep for you in that way

what you gonna say

he on his way

come on let's get to it

let's get to it

what is most important

to you guys

we'll get into music first

or

Thank you. Come on, let's get to it.
Let's get to it. What is most important to you guys? We'll get into music first or? Not really.
Yeah. You don't give a fuck about music no more.
There don't be that much music to give a fuck about. How is music related this shit? I mean, I've been cracking up over Lil Wayne Lyon.

Oh, yeah.

That's true.

That's music, I guess.

Yeah.

He's on a, was it Rolling Stone?

Yeah, Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone.

Cover article about him.

And Wayne got to stop.

I don't remember.

There were so many lies in there, I don't even know where to start.

How do you guys know his lies again?

Because we smart.

Yeah.

Okay, what was the biggest one? He never knew that Jay-Z and Kanye made Watch the Throne. What? Yeah, he didn't know that Jay-Z and Kanye made an album together.
Okay. But he doesn't even be lying.
He could just be going through one of his phases. The way he knows that Jay-Z and Kanye West made an album together.
He knows that. He's referring to it.
It's a stupid lie. It's a male lie.
Stupid lie. Like another, hey, the interviewer, here's another one that was in there.
The interviewer walked in there. He had two free Dirk shirts laying on the couch.
Yeah. And he said he didn't know Dirk was in jail.
Oh, nah. Yeah, he just, you know what I'm saying? I'm just, he just trolling.
Okay. Nah, I believe that one before the Watch the Throne.
Same. He might not be paying attention to Dirk being in jail, whatever his circumstances are.
But Watch the Throne, that's ridiculous. I have two shirts right here in my room that I possibly was going to wear one of.
In Wayne's room. Yes.
Oh, the t-shirts belong to him? The interviewer walked into Wayne's room. It don't matter.
It. Guys, they were just in there.
All right, fine. Tell her that, yo.
Okay, that's crazy. All right.
I like lying. Just make him a little believer.
These are just really, really bad lies. Yeah.
Said he didn't know Not Like Us was about Drake. That's true.
He did say that. Yeah, come on.
He said, yo, when y'all saw me dancing to that shit, I had no idea it was about Drake. He said when I was singing along to it, right? Yeah.
Drake's name is in the song, too. Okay, all right.
Oh, I forgot that part. Yeah.
It's in the lyrics, my nigga. Yo, what if he just really disconnected from reality, Joe? Say Drake.
What if the nigga just like... The nigga says, say Drake in the song.
I know, but what if he just like... It was the other Drake.
What if he just in his head... Let me hear you say, OV, ho.
Who else is about? He probably didn't listen to the whole lyrics. I think Lil Wayne hates a lot of people and just won't say it.
But I've been saying that for years.

I think that's some

stand-up shit, though.

I think sometimes the...

Oh, I didn't know that.

It's better than expounding...

It's better than expounding

on points,

especially, you know,

interviewers will try

to trip you up.

It's the way out of it.

Or you could say,

don't ask me about that shit.

I was just getting ready

to say,

an artist of Wayne's stature,

I could have a list of shit

y'all can't ask me about.

A thousand percent. Don't ask me, and I know of shit y'all can't ask me about.
A thousand percent.

Don't ask me,

and I know these are hot topics.

Don't ask me about it.

Or don't do interviews.

No, maybe he wants to maintain

the fact that he's candid

and he wants to be open

with an interviewer,

that there's no question

off the table.

So I just lie about it.

So I'm a liar.

Yeah, I rap a lie about it.

Yeah, ask me whatever you want, nigga.

And I'm gonna just lie

my way through it. I gotta agree with the line on the joint.
I'm still laughing at him saying 21 Savage is a group. But that was years ago.
Once I heard that, I was like, you know what? Wayne dude just be skateboarding and just in his own world. Watching ESPN.
Disconnected from this shit. Yeah, but these are just like, you don't have to do it.
I mean, you got an album coming out, so I guess you do have to do it. I was going to say, what was the purpose of the article? He has an album coming out.
Okay, cool. All right.
Carter Six. Yes.
Yeah, he talked about like the Trump stuff too. Just more like, I didn't know such and such was going on.
I'm not mad at him. Just lie and say, I don't know.
Get through it. I don't want to take a

side. I don't want to piss nobody off.
I just want to

be in the studio, smoke my weed, and...

I need to sell my album. But listen,

some people are

disconnected from reality. I can speak...

That's true. Some people just

remove themselves from a lot of things.

That's why I mean, it don't be in any world.

Yeah, that shit don't be in your own

fucking world, not even paying attention

to the fucking internet or whatever.

Jay-Z and Kanye.

That's, all right.

Not like us?

You can't be in this world

and not know not like us.

Did he say him and Kendrick was cool, right?

Or whatever.

Said they spoke on the phone, yeah.

So he's not interested

in the Super Bowl shit no more.

The moment's gone

and we felt like it was taken from him, so he don't want to do it.

I am interested.

It sounds like him and Wyclef are doing the album.

Carter Six sounds like it's executive produced by Wyclef.

The features are Wyclef, Miley Cyrus, Elephant Man, Machine Gun Kelly, Bono, Kanye West on production, his son, Cameron Carter.

That don't excite me.

Thank you. Kanye West on production His son Cameron Carter That don't excite me It does I don't care about features It does I'm more interested It doesn't excite me Because Wayne can make a song And I think they cleared up Who was it? Miley Cyrus put something out Billie Eilish Billie Eilish It was a sample Yeah it was a sample Y'all don't really seem excited about Carter 6.

I was.

I was excited. And we don't have to come in here and talk about shit that you're not excited about.

I was excited about Carter 6.

I'll be honest.

He dropped a little project before called The Fix Before the 6.

I was excited to hear that.

Wayne can still rap.

Like, can't take that away from him.

I want to hear him rap with some of the people today that can rap. So when I

see this list of features, this

damn near is telling me this ain't going to be a rap album.

That's

why I'm not excited. The Wyclef

executive production doesn't tell me he's going to go out and get a bunch

of super rappy shit. It sounds

like it's going to be well fucking put together

songs. Yeah, I think it's going to be amazing songs.

Why would you say

I ain't heard no rappers?

I guess

Let's habitual. What do you mean by habitual? It's just something that.
Like Like Wayne is Wayne. Wayne is great.
There's classics in his Carter series. So you could just go listen to those.
His history is his history, and I'm still sitting here just like. What makes me care is if I feel you have something to say.
Like you went through something. Now I want to hear you put it in music or you know because again with social media we see everybody's life damn near so if something major happens and now you in the studio I want to hear how you navigate navigate that and I want to hear you put it in the track put an album there are certain people that curate albums better you throughout the entire album.
So, those are the things that excite me. Before an album comes out, it's hard for me to be excited about listing features like we just said.
Who gives a fuck? Features can do it for me though. Yeah.
It would take a lot for... Yeah.
Depending on artists. Features could definitely get me excited.
It would have to be like a shocker. Like if he had Kendrick Lamar on the album or something, it would be like, okay, that's exciting.
I wonder what that would sound like. And this is from the same people that told me that Wayne's prime was coming up soon.
Huh? I didn't say his prime was coming up soon. Yeah, here we go.
They love when I fucking remember some shit that they forgot about. No, you just be remembering certain ways.
We never said his prime was coming up soon.

What did you say?

I feel like y'all said... He still raps at a high level.

You said his prime is at him.

He's still rapping

at a high level.

He's still in his prime.

That's all we were saying.

He's still rapping

at a high level.

So y'all didn't say

he was still in his prime?

No.

They said that he's rapping

at a high level,

but his prime was...

Because I asked,

and you guys said it was...

He's peaked.

Yeah.

But he's still high.

It ain't been a sharp decline where it's like, all right, he's washed the fuck up now. I believe I used the term plateaued.
Yeah. Yes, you did.
I remember that. If I recall.
Mm-hmm. And I'm still rushing to get this out.
When is this coming out? I believe it's June. But I'm still rushing for it.
All right, Rolling Stone. Don't do that again.
Don't do that again. You got me sitting here talking about the fucking Carter Six and the A Block and this shit don't drop till June? Fucking Rolling Stone.
Yo, Rolling Stone, I'm done with Rolling Stone. He did it first.
I think it was the Thursday before the Super Bowl. He was like, I have an announcement.
And the announcement was Carter Six coming in June. I was like, all right, I guess you wanted to get some of that Super Bowl steam.
Is there any other music to drop? We got a verse from Surf. Hey, Big Surf.
Free Surf, Mozzy, right? Free Surf, yes. Mozzy dropped a new album today.
Yes, sir. And I saw the track up there, Free Surf featuring Surf.
So normally I listen to Mozzie albums straight through. I ran right there.
I'm usually not a fan of jail phone verses, but he absolutely smoked this verse. I was going to play as a sleeper.
Want to play a little bit of Park? Let's get to it. Big surf.
A brand new surf over the jail phone. Love this trend.
What's from a federal prison? It makes the pain with the drugs. You start to feel a buzz.
You have static, that's a bug. I'm those bunkies with the plug.
Free to shit. Never cooperated with the fuzz.
There's still love, but some shit never be what it was. Some shit ain't supposed to change.
Shame when it does took slugs rico came out and bud showed us drug shit i ain't trying to say that i'm a thug i was just the only cubs doing burpees with the blood to get cold temperature change and interrogation nigga froze here when the wrong nigga telling shit hurt your soul the fakes get exposed he used to be my dog he He a frog cause he told. You ever wanted to chill?

But they up.

So ain't no chilling out.

Ever had that thrill on a drill?

Know what that feel about?

Ever trust a nigga but you didn't.

Had to fill him out.

Ever had a family hate you cause you bailed and killed out?

Where was anybody?

Now I want the coldest.

I tell all the killers, killer, killer.

That's a bonus.

If you hit a bishop or a rook you get a rollie.

I pay double double for a king like Sabonis. And now I ain't no trap nigga.
I just buy shit, wait for a bonus. If you hit a bishop or a rook, you get a rollie.
I pay double-double for a king like Sabonis. And nah, I ain't no trap, nigga.
I just buy shit, wait for a trout, then I tax niggas. Carry in my city since the JIT.
Got my back bigger. Find you a humble little bitch and then you stack with her.
She tell me she buy cool, perfect. I let cat lick her.
Shit, still free the savages. LeBron ain't say nothing to the people, so I gave them status.
They tried to give letters Hit that nigga cabbage Of course it's Crip But that G-Wag But you're bravish Profeited you to try and paint a nigga evil They forget you till they realize they need you Level 7 pin lockdown Bumpin' seagull Told me love hurts like the Packers Versed the Eagles It's like I don't really write shit Cause it's real life shit Three cosigners, two houses, still a flight risk Judge a black woman, a prosecutor, a white bitch Cuts gave me hygiene products and ice pick A homie code a finish with his father They both took the time He copped out the 20 His daddy took a dime I feel bad for his daughter I feel sorry for his mom They did that court shit together before Bronnie and LeBron. Some glass windows in that living room.

Not enough living room.

Mama said the lawyer need a hundred shit.

Get it to him.

God damn.

It's because them block 4030s had Twitter talk.

Homies ain't your homie.

A circle is snickering to her.

We in the death.

They throw a number.

Shit, I'm praying for it.

Can the less you tell we got killed?

Tough love.

Love my men to death.

Them calls recorded.

Don't be sending threats.

It seem like every time she say she bouts a nut, you have a minute left. I hate those.
You use this whole phone call, ain't you? I get the calendar stamps from them bankrolls. Ask the ops.
We chase down like the bank clothes. You don't appreciate your freedom to that gate close.
I'm getting tired of this street shit. Had to watch my daughter graduate from a free print.
Can you picture that? 60 months for them hammers. Ain't no teller what they talking.
If a switch attached. How he let his pain out? We was on lockdown.
Ain't find out his mother had died till he came out. He been laying on this bunk for some days.
And her days just dazed out. Man, I know that's pain.
Ouch. If it ain't 10 toes, don't respect it it they gave the driver more than the shooter cause of his record

he only lost an eye in that scuffle that shit a blessing

they waited till he got in the shower they caught him nicking

Noah's baby mother a freak she got him stressing

how you know that gun has been working you never tested

alpha kappa alpha shit we was guilty of stepping

alpha kappa alpha shit we was guilty of stepping

you already fucking know man big and dirty shit man I love the Jeff Con you know That was dope Yeah that was Free the wave Nah That's funny Are you serious That would be me in. That would be me wondering what my favorite head bust is out there.
I would be in jail so sad. Yeah, the other inmates looking at you, Dan, I know his bitches are freak.
Being here with a migraine, balled up, won't stop crying. That was absolutely fire.
Absolutely fire, yo. Way to go, Surf.
Shout out to Mozzie. I kind of shout out to Mozzie.
For sure. Shout out to the jail phones.
Yeah. Way to go.
He used the old phone call. Yeah, he did the old shit.
The old shit. He didn't get the good Pro Tools.
You know what I mean? Holy shit. I said that this little jail stint was going to make Surf come home a better rapper.
That was an amazing verse, Surf. But you gone.
You don't know it's 70 and 80 degrees right this second. I'm going to put this up.
Wait until it rains a little bit. This nigga sound...
I'm sitting here getting depressed. I'm like, when does this shit end? You don't know what shit he was saying? Just Just saying as hell.
Then he come out of lockdown and his mom died. No, not today.
No, Satan. This nigga pie.
No, sir Satan. Your man pie right now.
I'm not playing with Zerv. What you was listening to in the walk-in? Not really listening to it.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
I wasn't really listening to it. Nah, you tapped in.
All right, get your shit out. The first game I was at the same thing.
I was like, yo, what's up, man? Are you listening to you? Like, he playing Some Love Lost. Yeah.
Loud on the phone. In my pocket.
I cut it off when Only Human came on. I was like, nah, it's too hot for this shit.
Way too nice outside. I was like, all right, that's what you want today? All right.
God damn, sir. There's some shit going on in the jail.
Yeah, don't say. Nigga lost the eye in the scuffle.
That was the best case scenario. I want to hug this nigga.
Best case scenario. Miss that nigga, yeah.
God damn it, man. Yeah.

Sir, if I love you,

but not this weekend, buddy.

When it rains.

I'm not playing with Sir, you crazy as hell.

Wiz dropped the album.

That's pretty summary.

Who?

Wiz.

Hey!

It's album.

Cushion OJ 2.

Okay.

It's the follow-up of the...

Can't tell the difference.

Yeah, yeah.

Pretty much.

It sounded very West Close influence. I saw a lot tell the difference.
Yeah. Yeah.
Pretty much. It's not a very

West Close influence.

I saw a lot of DJ

Quick.

I saw a lot of

Jason Martin.

Wiz will be up here

in a little bit,

so we'll ask him

about it.

Yeah, for sure.

We'll ask him.

But I want to

shout him out.

Shout out to Wiz.

Anything else in

music?

Anything on y'all

R&B sides?

You know,

I don't listen over

there.

Do you listen to

new music?

What's that?

Her and Ish have no idea what's happening. Why do you say that? Do you listen to new music? What's that? Her and Ish have no idea what's happening.
Why do you say that? Do you listen to new music, Ish? Of course. Why are sleepers so fire, but you be so quiet on the music section? You're not the ones you get niggas to sing for.
Because most of the sleepers that I put out, unless somebody put out a whole project, it'd just be singles. Like, niggas are released singles.
But you be finding all of the fire, though. Hell yeah.
Fire, man. Fire.
So on the sleepers section, you Jordan. You like Mike.
But you know what it comes with. But for some reason, in the music section when we tossed you for R&B, you can't do it.
You don't toss to me for R&B. We tossed it to you now.
I just did. We just tossed it to you.
You saying it like that's the normal thing that we do. No, not normal.
If somebody put a project out that I hear. It ain't got to be a project.
Just anything. New music.
How do you acquire your sleepers, Shane? Can't really do it, huh? Why can't I? I could. Who came in here and broke the Mater Project? Me.
Who came in here and broke me? That was me. That wasn't you.
That was me. That wasn't you.
It was me. I paid two or three singles off Mater Project before you even knew what it was.
I played about four of those. I know.
After me. No, no, no.
It's okay. It's not true.
I broke the Mater Project. You got it.
But as I was saying, it's okay though. Shout out to Mater, friend of the show.
Shout out to Mater. Shout out to Mater.
So you get the other sleepers, the unknown ones, how you get them, you just... For real.
It depends on the circumstances. I go through the new music that drops.
Oh, you go through... You go to the record store.
Wait, wait, wait. You don't have iTunes.
You just. I do.
Why don't I got iTunes? On there? You go to the record store. I got YouTube music, but it's the same shit.
Got it. Okay.
Okay. And they do the same shit.
Well, you play the sleeve off Alex Eisley. She dropped.
Mm-hmm. I told you the project was dope.
I was about to play a whole other one. No, it dropped now.
Okay. And I heard those songs.
It's the new music segment. And there is a project that dropped now.
Hey, yo, there's something up with you now. I'm going to get down to the bottom.
Okay. And I heard those songs.
This is the new music segment. And there is a project that dropped.
Now. Hey, yo, there's something up with you now.
I'm going to get that to the bottom of your shit. I'm going to get that to the bottom of your shit.
Because he just pointed out to me. You don't talk during these sleepers segments.
You just lick your lips. You be dog whistling through sleepers, nigga.
Yo, I got your shit. Oh, my God.
What's that? This YouTube music, right? What is this? Who sent it to you, though? That's a scent. Nigga, it's YouTube music.
That's a scent. Go to the top.
That's a scent. That's a scent.
I sent it to Parks. Then I sent you my sleepover.
You did. You did.
Okay. I appreciate that, by the way.
It's all right. Is it fire to talk about it? I'm all right.
Yeah. Talk.
What's up? It's all right, fam. Put me on.
I don't listen to it. He don't want to.
That fucks up this. Oh.
Fucks up the bread. Oh, shit.
He keep that shit exclusive. His shit is strictly exclusive.
I ain't going to talk about it or nothing, nigga. Fucks up this.
I'm going to just play and watch they big me up. Because me and Mel got the sleeping competition.
And my shit be up. I'm going to play.
Ah, ah, ah. Me and Mel don't have a sleeping competition.
So you don't have nothing for us in the music, you and Mel? No. I don't have anything for you in music.
Mm-mm. Mel, who you listen to? Um.
Sade. I do, yes.
My taste, I'm nostalgic with my tastes, you know, other than like listening to like current R&B, a lot of the times in the car, I'm listening to. Yo, Mel brought her car to South Jersey, the dog to South Jersey, and then say, no, nothing's going to happen.
Yo, Mel bought the overnight bag. I think about that a lot when you told that little story.
You just be saying shit. Yo, you talking to niggas who have fucked and we know when it's about to happen to us.
Why did this come to your mind, bro? I listened to her podcast. That's why.
She brought the dog, the car, the overnight bag. Everything that said I ain't going home.
There's no overnight bag. Everything said, okay, stop the live campaign.
Tonight's the night. We ain't gonna do that.
Yo, do you know that men know when tonight's the night we gonna crack something? Do you know that part? At least tell me that. Crack! That's not, that's what, that's what.
Stop touching me. I know when I'm gonna crack something.
Hey! I absolutely know. Big man! Let's go, man.
I don't think you can say that to your coworkers, but whatever. Anyway, look out.
I do it. What whatever Is there a time that you got cracked That you didn't That I didn't think it was going to happen Never mind He got us stuck Stuck in the vision I'm think I have to really give it some thought.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
I'll just go with yes. All right.
We good. I'll just go with yes.
You're doing your little Wayne shit right now. I'm going to give it some thought.
I don't remember. There you go.
There you go, Big Mac. Let's go, man.
The dog. But there was no overnight bag.
She stayed on that. He was the fucking overnight bag.
Whoa. Pac-Dima? That mean you was going to do that old school 50-year-old lady trick where you don't need a bag when you just come in and drop everything.
She coming in and shit. I'm so comfortable.
Man, I just want to walk around naked like a mermaid. If you don't take your ass back to Edgewater, girl.
No, that ain't it. Is that a t-shirt? You got some shorts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got some shorts.
You got some shorts. Do I? Oh, man.
You got married, killed you. What called? Those sirens came.
Ariel, nigga. Yo, that nigga girl fucked up a good night.
That was about to be a tie.

Tell his stupid ass girlfriend.

Nigga, throw you some

Olaf's in a t-shirt

in a heartbeat.

That nigga thought

his girl was somewhere

and she wasn't.

She popped up, nigga.

You ain't fucking

Melissa Ford.

You crazy?

Dodge it, boy.

Mm-hmm.

Any who's.

Any who's.

What are we, a process?

It is.

It's out for our favorite part of the show.

Right on time.

Good one.

Right on time.

I remember one time I took a Viagra thinking it was going to happen, and it didn't.

I was stuck.

Yo, the blue is stuck.

I've done that before.

Yeah.

That's horrible.

Yeah, I've done that before. We just leave? Yeah, like, what happened? Nigga, you got to let it out or something.
Yeah, exactly. You got to let it out.
That don't work. Doesn't it last like four hours? That shit still sitting right there.
Yeah, nigga. You on rock, nigga.
You let it out, it's going to come back. Yeah.
I know what you're talking about. Nigga, you let the dog out, you come back.
You better go take a shower in cold water, nigga, or something to try to do mad shit, nigga. Doesn't it last like four hours? Yo, why you trying to find out how long it should last? No.
Are you crazy? Don't start that again. Yo, you're different.
When Mark goes. I mean the pill.
Remember before Viagra, it was the little stunk? No. No, I don't.
Niggas never had stone. We talking about kidney stones.
Niggas never had that. It was a little stone.
They sold it to the Chinese market. You take that little stone and you rub something.
Like a crystal? Oh, I do remember this, actually. Yeah, nigga, I know you do.
You're sitting here front. I do remember this, actually.
You got to wet it and then you rub it on your meat and it desensitizes your meat a little bit. Niggas do anything to not go natural.
Just go be natural. You've been juicing for a long time.
Yeah, you on that shit, boy. Yeah, boy.
You numb your shit. You took the horse tranquilizer, nigga.
You been wildin', son. Get your shit to get it.
Oh, yeah. The shit with the horse on it, nigga.
You know what I'm talking about. That nigga 50 just experimenting with shit.
It's seven men in here. Every nigga in here has tried some shit for they dick.
I haven't. Ever? No.
Now you feel dumb. You drunk some of Tote? That was disgusting.
Seven niggas in here. That was natural.
It's go natural, yo. You go natural, nigga.
I should do. You got a prescript? It didn't do shit either, by the way.
I don't have a prescription to anything. Stop, stop.
You just lied. It's fine.
I can't just lie. Stop, though.
I don't have any prescription. You have a father.
Man, you're a rat. Wow.
That's like hip-hop or some shit, ain't it? That's my man. So you can...
That was nuts. That was crazy.
People call you. That's my man.
That was absolutely crazy. Yo, you blew up that whole operation? No.
Pop Joe's my man. That's my man.
So you can, that was nuts. That was crazy.
We gonna call you. That's my man.
That was absolutely crazy. Yo, you blew up that whole operation? No.
Pop Joe's my man. Yo.
That was crazy. That nigga's, huh? Anyway, we got a really great.
Exactly. Yeah.
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And let's totally scratch out this Cade Cunningham pick that Ish put here. That says more than 43 points, rebounds, and assists because it's not what we're doing today.
Sorry. Sorry.
Keep playing with Cade. Listen, buddy.
Yo, you Piston fans and even some people from the Pistons organization have started to hit me with disrespect in my phone now. After you disrespected them.
Okay. How did I disrespect them? I said Knicks in five.
That's not disrespectful. I like what they've done and I like a few people on that team.
I'm not trying to disrespect them. I think my team is going to win.
That's it. The Pistons are getting a little crazy with some of the chitter chatter and these fucking texts.
Let's slow it down. I'm going to be easy.
But I want to address some of y'all. Actually, fucking Jared Jack might come here today.
He's with the Pistons.

I didn't even know that.

That's just my man.

Yeah.

He told me, ah, I heard you talking about shit.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, assistant over there?

I said, you with them?

He said, yeah.

Jared Jack.

Jared Jack is the man.

Yeah, he is.

Oh, brother, man.

Why do the Pistons think that this is a thing?

They just won 20 games last year.

Just got here.

The lights are bright. The lights are bright.
Just be respectful. They just won 20 games last year.
Just got here. The lights are bright.

The lights are bright.

Just be respectful.

They remind me of y'all.

No, I'm saying

the growth that y'all made

from year to year.

The Knicks have gotten better.

Oh, yeah, they made a great jump.

They made a great...

They did make a great jump.

Shout out to the Pistons.

You niggas are going home soon.

You niggas are going home.

When is the first game?

What's that shit

they be eating over there?

Go get a cone.

Go get you a cone.

We're going to send you

right to the coneys.

Right on?

Yeah, no.

First game is tonight.

Next game is Monday night.

And you going to the game?

For sure.

Come on.

Both?

We'll see.

We'll see.

No, no.

No, no.

I'm not going to both.

But if I knew that Jared Jack was with the Pistons I would have went to both cause the game one tickets they had was behind the Pistons bench and I get mad doing that I get mad don't put me behind the opposing team's bench these niggas are 6'11 the coaches are sitting on top of the thing you can't see the game that is not that's not a pleasurable experience at all unless it was what team was what? Park said he thought you were scared scared of what? to sit behind the pistons 6-11 yeah it's a different type of choke oh that's a different type of check you would not that's a's a different type of check. You would not.
You would not.

Ish, if I'm sitting in Madison Square Garden.

You would not.

I'm telling you right now.

If I'm sitting in Madison Square Garden.

Then P.J.

Carlos Smoll you.

And Isaiah Stewart turns around and chokes the shit out of me in the garden on camera

in front of Tracy Morgan.

Feet off the ground.

It's happening, my brother.

It's happening.

And I'm going to drive. That's going to be the first time I drive to your house.
I'm going to drive to your house. For help? No.
Show him what that settlement looks like so he could be so sick of love songs. I'm going to land it right outside his crib.
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You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
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Okay, what was our sports fight we were having? Not really a fight. We started talking about the, we started, it was a baseball conversation first.
Juan Soto. In which you started talking about Juan Soto and you said that he came on the news and was like, you know, I'm just going through a slump.
It was a privilege to be hitting behind or hitting in front of the best hitter in baseball. Yeah, Juan Soto said it's a little different without the best hitter in baseball batting behind you, referring to Aaron Judge and the Yankees last season.
So I'm just like, yo, dog, we don't want to hear that shit if I give you $700 million. Ever, true.
I don't want to hear about the Yankees. I don't want to hear about the best hitter in baseball, nigga.
You're the best hitter in baseball Bronx, no. Dykeman.
Yeah, nothing. None of that shit.
Focus on Queens, nigga. Facts.
And be clear, nobody here thinks that that will continue for Juan Soto. No, it's tough.
But, yeah, right this second, it's looking bad. But with regards to the $700 million, I start talking about it's hard to maintain a certain level of focus when you start getting paid that high.
And we just see it across all sports. Like when these niggas get that lick, unless you just got a different type of dog mentality in you to be the best of the best.
Which you should if you get $750 million. Yeah, but I got that one.
You should put the dog in you if not. Yeah, I got, I had that when I was broke.
It's very few. Kobe's, I think Anthony Edwards has the dog in him.
I think Tatum got dog in him. A lot of these athletes don't have no dog in them.
Yeah, the strange thing is money doesn't really incentivize. I'm on the total opposite side of this tape.
What about Jordan? I think that if you get $700 million, then... First of all, I don't even think the niggas that's...
The normal people you're talking about, the people that get it and then... I think that your focus shouldn't be a new hurdle now after you get $700 million.
I think an organization should be able to pay you that type of money. The last thing we want to hear about is your focus now because you have so much money.
I don't even think the people that warrant that type of coin, focus is not an issue there. Now, if you happen to sneak by the cracks, what? How many niggas kick up in their contract year? Most of them.
Mad niggas kick up in their contract year and next year year, mediocrity is calling me. Well, that's a thing in sports.
So I'm not, that's not what I'm arguing. Yeah, but that's not what I'm arguing.
I'm talking about the creme de la creme. I'm talking about the people that get record changing bags.
No, I'm with you. Those people, there's no way in the world you pay those people what you're supposed to pay them and now got to worry about their focus and them performing.
Agreed. You're getting this because your focus and performing is different than the rest of the field.
There's nothing more frustrating as a fan of a team is watching someone get the bag and then fall the fuck off. Yeah.
Our Dikembe McTumbo talk came from Jerome James. When y'all gave him all that bread after that one, two good playoff series, and that nigga was in every club with us, Eskimo-ing.
Yeah, but that's Jerome James. That's kind of my point.
He wasn't crazy. He wasn't that.
He ain't that. He happened to sneak by.
Well, not sneak by. He had a good run and got paid what was a big bag back in the day, 30 million, five years or something of that sort.
But he wasn't what I'm talking about. Gotcha.
I'm talking about Juan Soto. Pat Mahomes.
Aaron Judge, Kobe Bryant. Yeah, I'm talking about those guys.
It's not a focused thing. Aaron Judge is going to have a bad two months coming up because he does that every year.
He does. Where there's a two month that's just like, oh, shit, what he doing? He's wild.
But it don't be, he's not focused. Yeah.
I don't think you getting that money if you have a problem with focus. It happens, but it should be.
Very rare. It happens.
I think it's very rare. Shit.
Very rare. My guy Tyreek got whatever he wanted handed to him, but he's doing whatever the fuck he wants to.
Yeah, bro. I'm telling you, I think that.
You think he's not focused? What? On what? On what? He focused on. He's focused, but not on football.
He focused on Miami life. Didn't he get traded back? No, he's still there.
Yo, Ish, you be falling for too much shit. Tyreek Hill did not get traded back.
I just came across it. But he's focused on Miami.
What are you talking about? So he's having a blast out there? He's having a blast out there? He's having too much fun. Fuck football.
Well, two years ago. This is the year he did not produce.
He didn't do shit this year. I drafted him.
He didn't produce. He didn't do shit.
So I just think it's hard to... Did the Dolphins produce? No.
He didn't have a quarterback for six games a year. But still, the fall off was not in proportion.
I think it's hard to maintain a certain level of professionalism and really, really, really be focused when you attain certain shit. It's like chasing a girl that you always wanted to get and now you got her and you start taking it for granted.
Oh, I don't know nothing about that. I know you don't.
Not you. And y'all don't think that's him competing with me.
I said you don't. Not competing.
Shooting though. Competing with you? That's not competing.
That's shooting. Absolutely shooting.
Yeah. Or shooting.
Yes. Shooting in the spirit of competition.
Maybe. Alright, there we go.
Alright, Scott pointed out. Who chased more? See? That's the competition.
There we go. And there's the competition.
That's him. And that's what I was getting at early.
About ego. That's what I was getting at.
Wait, what? That's what I was getting at. The second something is said, you immediately go, who more? Who more? Rank everybody.
That's the ego speaking. A lot of words for I'm inquisitive.
No, a lot of words. That's a lot of words for, yo, as soon as something is said, you inquire to learn more.
No, you want to compare to the rest of everyone else. No, not the rest of everyone else.
Wait, I don't ask everybody else. I'm just trying to inquire.
This is here, but there's other things that will come up, and he'll say, rank the room. All right, oh, I'm this? Okay, well, now that my brain works, if you say something about chasing, okay, now let's talk about chasing.
But what's your answer? I hear what you said. You can't remotely compare.
I didn't hear what you said. You can't remotely compare.
I'm asking. You, nigga.
Oh, your state of DeLulu is different, different. Yo, dog, do we not? Some of us in this room know Joe.
When he set his sights on a woman, it's over. Am I lying, Ice? No, it's over.
It's razor sharp focus. He's looking for the max deal.
He's looking for the max word. That nigga won $700 million.
I can see that. When you set your...
Who are you talking to me? I can see that. Okay, maybe.
And then he doesn't want to lose. It's not even competing, though.
He's competing amongst himself. See, look, you always...
To get the girl, he's competing amongst himself. That nigga is 24-7.
No, but I'm talking about the losing because the sights get set

and y'all know it.

So then he really has to.

No, that's not.

It ain't even that.

That nigga is like...

You know, tunnel vision.

The horse with the blinders

going in the park.

I don't see nothing but her.

Yeah, that's him.

But that's not what Chase implies for me.

What's Chase?

Let's define things.

That's courtship.

She ain't Georgia.

That's whathip. But anybody don't court that way.
Yeah. That's courtship.
You shut the court down. What y'all just described to me is courtship.
A chase is your courting is futile. You don't even have a chance.
Are you still on it? Not necessarily. Oh, no,'s thirsty.
That's chase. Thirsty is part of chase.
It is part of chase. The chase.
You're chasing. But the chase don't mean that you can't you don't have a chance.
That's not true at all. Yeah, that's true.
She might just be running a little bit and she wants you to be persistent. And you're going to chase.
Yeah, but it don't mean you got a shot. Yeah, that's true.
When I put that Pat Riley playing together, it was the bucket was scored. So you to be persistent.
And you're going to chase. Yeah? Yeah, but it don't mean you got a shot.
Yeah. When I put that Pat Riley playing together, it was, the bucket was scored.
So you've never chased? Yes, I have chased. Okay.
Let's not be foolish. Okay.
Did you get them? Yes. All right.
You ain't get all of them. You got everything you ever chased for? I'm asking.
I'm not trying to be funny. You just answer the question.
I'm not trying to be funny. Come on.
We men, my nigga. You struck out sometimes.

I just answered her and said that. But you talking about to what clip? No, you said you chased.
You didn't say that you... And they said you got him.
And you said yes. I'm positive there was a time that I chased and didn't get him.
Like, let's not be stupid here. Respect.
I'm sure that that has happened before. Okay.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Once. but that part of my gift is when I've

visioned something, I'm able to help it manifest. Oh.
And then if it don't manifest, you just say you ain't really want it. Yeah, right? You talk to yourself? That don't.
Yo. You cook and freeze.
You cook and freeze. You cook and freeze.
You work anyway. I'm just asking.
No, that just didn't happen a lot with me. My God has been really, really good to me, Ice, in my life.

I believe.

Especially in that field.

My God has been great to me.

I can't complain about nothing.

I'm sure what y'all are saying has happened at some point before.

But it's just so little.

So few and far in between.

It ain't even worth counting.

My story is.

And you have the happy end.

Happily.

Listen.

Ever after.

All right.

It's the weekend.

So we could be fucking nigga cavemen for a second.

Fuck it.

I don't mind it.

I'm going to mute up.

Okay.

Once I learned at.

What was I?

15, 16.

That the worst they could say is no I was off to the races I was pussy before I learned that before I learned that timid little boy I'm scared fragile please just looking from far oh just staring at I love her. Once I got to just, what's this? Hey, man, why you sitting there looking like a bitch? What you gonna do is say no? Huh? So then I would shoot high.
And to my surprise. I said yes.
A lot of flowetry. It's a lot of.
I didn't't know I was expecting to know it was a no just never came though they're not feeling look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look batting average is high boy that's it home runs is high butall not going to understand what I'm saying. Y'all was lost when I said, I won't tell chicks happy birthday because it could lead to something.
Y'all was like, what you mean? Listen, buddy. When you're in God's favor.
Let your man talk. That's him.
I told y'all. I can't go.
I can't just get dressed and run the Bernice party I can't I'm telling you

something or a little bit man I come on I don't know they get mad They get mad.

They get mad.

All right.

Somebody's mad.

That's why I need a new friend group.

Like the Bizarro Seinfeld episode.

They get his tight shoulders just slumping.

They get rolling their fist up in their hoodies, yo.

All right, yo. Anyway, man.
You know when the other champ walk in the room, you know how it is, man. It's aura against aura, man.
No, it's not. We be in different rooms.
Nah, it's aura against aura. You know that.
Niggas, one leg and have the aura, nigga. You got the glow.
One leg aura, nigga. You feel the heat when you got the glow.
Nigga standing there eating orange peels in the cloth, nigga. It don't get no crazy to that.
With the midi in front of him. Super milk.
Watch your mouth, nigga. Don't play my man.
With the DeRozan in front of him. Watch your fucking mouth.
Stop. Stop, man.
I still haven't had it admitted he is. I don't know what you're talking about.
I was by myself. Wasn't no middie in front of me.
I was by myself. Wait, I never said that he was with somebody.
You said with the middie, though. I said it was middie in front of you.
Oh. That means you look directly.
You was two seats down from me. I know.
I was next to Rachel. Okay.
Yo, it's all right, man. Look, look, he's about to get mad at me.
Man, how? I'm chilling. I'm still mad at me because you kept showing teeth in front of the mid-pack.
Oh, man. Like, you wouldn't just eat, nigga.
He's trying his best today. Come on.
What else we got? What else we got? I'm personable. What else we got? Wait, what? I'm personable.

I agree with that.

Okay.

Yeah.

So if somebody starts a conversation, I'll engage.

And I'll be genuine.

I don't just be, fuck out of here.

Why are you talking to me?

That's what you're better than me.

You're getting full dialogue, right?

I ain't with that genuineness.

How's your life?

How's God?

What the hell's God? He like that too, though. What's on your mind?'s God? What you doing? How's God?

He like that too though.

What's on your mind?

Joe like that.

Is he? Joe like what?

Not with strangers.

Joe ain't like that.

No, he's getting

to talking to you.

That nigga ain't like that.

Joe want to get in your head.

To somebody that

he want to get in their head.

I know, that's what I'm saying.

But the stranger,

that nigga ain't like that.

No, no, he don't talk

to a stranger at all.

That nigga different.

Rude.

Rude to a stranger.

Stepped out last night

for a second.

D.B. obviously had a little R&B joint over there.
I was going to pull up for that too. That shit looked like it was aight too.
Ran over there. You know it was gonna be aight.
D.B. Obviously do a good job.
Shout out to D.B. Salute.
Salute. I went over there, sat in my reserve seat.
Some fucking hood ass nigga was standing right there. Nigga wouldn't move either.
So as soon as I sit down he started getting all extra close close to me, fucking. I'm like, yo, dog, are you crazy, nigga? So I'm thinking, we about to get it on in there, man.
He slipped you his number? He turned around. He heard about you.
Let me tell the story. I'm saying he's hating me.
Yo, yo, he's the fuck out of here. So he turned around, he said, yo, you don't remember me, do you? Oh, he's about to slide you.
You sitting down? You sitting down? Hey, hey, you standing up. Oh, man.
He got the drop for you already. Standing over you.
I said, nah. Nah.
He said, yeah, nigga. We used to be at Speed together buying bottles.

I was dead off such and such.

When what's the name ran out on y'all's scrap?

Man, we was running around.

Yung, yung, yung, yung.

He said, oh, man.

It's good to see you, man.

That nigga was so glad.

He was about to get slid.

That nigga, huh?

And the nigga didn't know that nigga from nothing. That's a good idea.
You ain't about that, man. That nigga was so glad.
He was about to get slid. That nigga.
And the nigga didn't know that nigga from nothing. That's your idea.
You ain't know that nigga. You remember.
I was like, thank God. Come in.
I didn't remember him. But that's the thing.
You forget how old you are, right? I've known DiBiase since I was maybe 15. Some nigga mentioned speed.
So if a nigga talking about speed, you talking about when I'm 17. D.B.
I see no niggas that's, we grew up, we was kids. So yeah, I looked at this nigga in his face and I recognized, not only did I recognize him, I was happy he was alive with me.
Like that's the way I took it. And then the more I looked around, I started seeing, if you come, you just start seeing Jersey,as.
You know he's going to bring a bunch of Jersey niggas in there. Like, yo, it's good to see niggas alive.
That's a fact. And looking alive.
Yeah. I told y'all.
Because niggas be alive. I came in here.
When I see Albie in fucking whatever strip club that was, he had all the Marion niggas with him. It's like, yo, yo, good to see some of you niggas, man.
So yeah. I told the old boy I loved him.
He brought me some juice. And I got the fuck out of there.
I was squeezing. It's not enough.
It's not enough. And I got the fuck out of there.
But it was good to see everybody. I was gonna squeeze your juice.
I have no idea why I just brought that up. What else we talking about? Oh, Swiss and Jadakiss and Pusha T.
I saw something floating around. It's from the Godfather of Harlem season four soundtrack because they dropped the whole soundtrack.
Godfather of Harlem take fucking five years between seasons, boy. It sure does.
It's good though. Frank Lucas is here now, right? Yeah.
Got it. Watched that first episode.
Oh, it's out already? Yeah, it's out. It's out.

I might have to let the beat build on that one.

I might have to let that one save up a little bit.

You saw all the seasons?

Yeah.

Wait, does it come out like the full season?

No.

Episodically?

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I got to let that build too.

I can't just do the one episode.

No, because then you...

Should I let the beat build on that one?

Yeah.

Sorry.

I got too many shows that make it easier for me.

I could just watch this and then have them on certain days.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The record is Danger, Danger.

I hate it.

Do you have it loaded up?

I do.

I am going to go ahead.

Yeah, because Swiss...

I'm going to go ahead and just...

Swiss did a lot on the front.

Too much.

We can say it. Still going at 122.
Oh, there we go. Enough rounds from all of you, the town's territory.
We need world peace, but I'll show you what a walker do. Shit is hot, I ain't got loose in a while.
Line them up, kill them all, executioner style. Good defense, that's what I call using your fabs send some letters to the families just to boost my rap yeah it's two great rappers handing in the yo send an invoice for the soundtrack verse yeah a little bit of that I'm gonna hop on the soundtrack I'm sending that invoice they should pay me faster than my label I was about to say who pay say, who pay me? I like push verse.
Yeah, I love push verse. I like both verses, but it's just because they both great.
I don't like both verses. Oh my God.
I don't give a fuck. You can put them in this line.
When they follow the leader, some things are beneath you. We don't touch the crumbs on the table.
That's for the leeches. Heard you rappers as robbing Paul to pay Peter.
Couldn't imagine waiting to turn 50 to sell reefer. Feel nigga.
That's hilarious. I don't feel niggas when they ain't practiced what they preaching.
Your tires ain't screeching and your bitches ain't beaching. She walking in the summer getting sizzled on the weekend.
Vibes, cartels getting bleaching, far reaching. Can't wait to cut these braids off, show you I'm Puerto Rican.
Murder on my mind, that was dope. That was dope.
That was dope. But there's a lot of record around that that could have been.
Yeah, I don't fuck with this beat. The beat ain't the greatest season.
I don't. Nah.
Sorry. Sorry.
Switches did too much, man. I mean, we love them.
But now, if it come on as the show is on, as just some background shit, then I'm not mad. It does.
Then I'm not mad. This plays in the first episode.
There's a scene and it's playing in the background. But if you throw this on in the turtle top, expect nine angry niggas.
Now that sounds like some TV shit. That sounds like theatrical music, not meant for just riding around listening to it.
Okay, I guess I'll give it that too. Swiss hooks have never been my favorite, but this is an egregiously long I need to hear Swiss in the motherfucking Trapped in the Spotlight sequel.
Yeah. Huh? Stop playing with Big Mel.
Trapped in the Spotlight sequel. Yeah.
Stop playing with Big Mel. Trapped in the Spotlight sequel.
I'd like to hear that too. You just want a sequel check.
I do want a fucking sequel check. It's over.
Let me tell you what movie is not getting a sequel. I was crossing my fingers for Hunting Housewives getting a sequel.
That one. Now that one might get one.
That one. No, we need that one.
Now that one might get one. They need the Sharknado, that one.
Sharknado got three, right? Three. Four.
Sharknado got like seven. Nah, we need, yeah.
I'm with Mel on that one. Sexy Red and Tommy Richmond did some shit.
Oh, boy. All right, let's play it so we can kick his back in.
I'm gonna do that even if you don't play it. Even if you don't play it, I'm kicking his back in.
I am curious. That's the only reason I even brought this up.
I saw some awkward looking BTS video scenes and I was like, you know, I'm cool. Nah, let's stay right there.
I didn't hit play, so this is gonna be my first time. Live reaction.
Yeah. All right.
But before you hit play, look, Park's a pussy. Come on.
I've seen the BTS shit you've seen too. Just say it.
Say what everybody was thinking. Come on.
You say it first. Come on, Park.
Say it. We've seen the videos.
I didn't see it. Say it.
You just look awkward. That's all I got.
What looked awkward about it? Him. All right.
There we go. Park's a fucking pussy.
Say it. Tommy Richman looked like a mechanic in the face.
He looked like a old, washed... Tommy Richman looked like one of them...
Remember that big Harley Davidson biker fight that they had where 400 of them started wilding and they all got acquitted? He looked like one of their nephews that got away. Like, why we never knew just how stupid Tommy Richmond looked in the face.
Until we got the 4K. They did a close up on him.
He looks a fucking mess. I don't even know what he looks like.
Can I, let me see. Mm.
You do like a biker. No, he looks bad, yo.
He like, he cosplayed. You're backs He looks like a vampire Twilight right I would bag him I'm not going to let you play with Mel Ford I'm not going to let you play with Mel Ford I like a man bun He don't even belong there Oh yeah that look like a spoof Yeah that's what I'm saying And this don't look like there.
Oh, yeah, that look like a spoof. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That look like a spoof.

And this don't look like him.

He look a little wiry.

He got a little...

That nigga look like...

He like,

they told him to do this

and do this

and he's uncomfortable as hell.

Did he look like he was scared

to be around like Sexy Red?

That nigga look different.

He do look like that.

Why?

It's two fucking caricatures.

It look like his uncle

owns the label

and the mastering service and the distributor. Yo, it's my sister's boy.
Just give him what he wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just give my sister's boy whatever he wants, man. All right, let's play it.
He looked like he would change his last name to Grande. No, for real.
You know how they do? He looked like he would change his last name to Elektra. Wait, what was Carmen Elektra? Tommy Elektra? Was that a guitar movie? Yeah.
Carmen Elektra was what? Like nationality? Yeah. I think she was half Hispanic, half white.
I don't remember. I remember JoJo Dancer video.
That's all I remember. These whites have changed that last name up, boy, into some other shit.
I like to trick you. Electron.
Yeah, it's stupid, yo. Who believes Carmen's like, all right, forget it.
I could be wrong. Don't quote me on that.
Richmond. Yo, somebody look up Tommy Richmond's real name right now.
I want to know his real name. That sounds like his real name.
That might be his real name. Oh, then I'll stand down.
If that's his real name, I'll stand down. That sounds like some...
That sounds like a name made up in the lab. Tommy Richmond's real name is Curtis Waters.
Exactly. Curtis Waters might be a cooler name than Tommy Richmond.
Curtis Waters sound black. That's what I was about to say.
He might have wanted to keep that. Well, no, because he did say he's not hip-hop.
Oh, got it. What? And Carmen Electra is German, Irish, and Cherokee.
Am I supposed to be pressing play on this? I don't want to. Wait, hold up.
Wait, Carmen Electra is what? Cherokee, German, and Irish. See? And that's exactly my point about these whites, man.
She was nice, though. Cherokee.
Yeah, a couple Tommy Richmans. Yeah, no, she was nice.
Wait, because this can't be right. There's a couple Tommy Richmans coming up.
This cannot be the same. Curtis, man.
I don't think he's there. I'm not rolling.
Every time Ice go to fat check, it'd be wrong. That's not true.
Don't do that. Curtis Waters.
Richmond. No, it is Richmond.
Okay. All right.
There's another Tommy Richmond. All right.
All right. So Tommy Richmond is Tommy Richmond.
Yes. It's his government.
Yes. Okay.
Tommy Richmond. All right.
His real name is Rapshid. What's his origin story? I was about to say it.
That's his name, dog. His real name is not publicly known.

Then just go to the... He's an American singer,

a rapper known for a 2024

single Million Dollar Baby.

His stage name is Tommy Richmond.

So that's what happens

when your uncle owns Google.

He from Woodbridge, Virginia.

His name is your people's.

Oh.

He from over there.

Oh.

When the people do the...

What does that mean? Is that... What does that mean? Is that...
DNA be the same. I was going to say incest.
Just say that. I'm going to be respectful.
That's what he look like. Like he's inbred? Why are you whispering? What are you saying? Like he's inbred? Is that what you're saying? What does that mean? Inbred means...
Some overlap. Yeah,red means some overlap yeah there's overlap brother sister cousin cousin what's that cousin soup situation you kind of know about there we go alright yeah I'm not gonna go that far that's what I'm saying I don't think that that was a lot Melissa you said it I don't know what inbred mean I didn't say that I didn't say nothing about bread can we play the record Parks can we play the song, please? Yes, that's what he...
Do we have to? Yes. Yes.
Wow, great record. Exactly what I heard, yo.
Soldier Boy. You can play that shit, boy.
Hey. I feel like we're part of the problem.

No, turn this off.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. What the fuck?

Wait, what happened?

You got another hit on his hands.

Watch.

Hold on.

Where's yours?

Can we?

Watch.

Chorus?

That was the chorus.

I don't want to die when you set the back and straight.

It's got to stay alive for me.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

Listen to that on your own time.

I'm essentially keeping it. All right.
Is that. Can I get a little sexy word? No.
No. That was what I was trying to do.
Why? Oh, my ears. No, no.
Oh, God. I can't.
I can't. Yo, when y'all go home, check it out.
You got a car, right? Is it unintentionally mixed? Yes. When you go get in your car, go ahead and give it a swirl.
Y'all put that out like that? A swirl. What did you think? Shit made my fucking guts hurt.
That's the new bag, nigga. Raw.
I got poop. Did you say I got poop? Tommy Richman looked like he belonged in like a biker version of Family Guy.
Like that's what his face looked like. It looks cartoonish.
And maybe white people just look funny with a five o'clock shadow. He looks, he looked like a, he looked like a gangster Jetson.
For real in that video?

Nah, he looks crazy in that video.

That looked crazy.

He looked funny, period.

That's y'all man, too.

I hate to talk like that about y'all man.

Who man?

I know y'all fuck with him.

Think he's a plant?

Y'all fuck with him, man.

You came in here championing the million dollar baby record?

Who was?

I never did that.

Listen. Lie, I don't care.
Exactly. Lie.
That's what I said. That's what I said.
Tommy fucking Richmond. Anyway.
Flip asked if he was a plant. If you think he's a plant.
Yes. Okay.
A dead one too. A weed.
One that hasn't been watered. Fucking weedy.
In a while. Yeah.
Over watered I think, actually. Some of y'all out there listening is listening to this

with your Christmas tree up still.

Yo, take that fucking tree down.

I just want y'all to know

it's about to be May.

I know a couple people.

Me too.

I ain't going to shout them out, though.

I'm not.

Just know it's about to be May

and your Christmas tree is still up

and you look nuts.

You look nuts on FaceTime.

Baby.

That's crazy. It's like that shit down late.
Not this damn late though. It's like when they do the funeral at the club with the dude.
Prop him up. You know what's funny? Me and somebody went to that club like a day after and could smell the formaldehyde.

Oh, my God.

The club was hyped.

He was like, look, that's where he was right there.

Like, dog, I don't give a fuck about that nigga.

Yo, humans are crazy, bro.

Yes. Yes.

You pin a nigga up on a speaker.

That's crazy.

That nigga arms just fall off.

Rattle up there.

Yo.

He dances, y'all. That's crazy.
What you mean? Nigga, if something happened to me, y'all better put me on that plant in the back and pod. Don't let the Patreon sub just flatline out.
I'll go over there and kick the shit out of your ass. Remember you said? That's what you want to do, right? Like if something happened to me.
I'm going to kick my corpse, huh? Damn. That's my man, man.
God damn. Yo, so on BET Plus, on BET Plus, I read...
What Tyler Perry did? What Mel did? You'll never get a Tyler Perry report from me. It's BET Plus.
I ain't know they did other content. All that shit's Tyler Perry.
They gave that nigga all the money. That nigga.
Mel want to be on BET Plus so bad. Yep.
Put me a check. I was going to say, huh? Wait, wait, wait.
Not just Mel. What? You want to be on BET Plus, Ice? Dog, I'll be in a fake scandal.
Nigga, that is the title of this episode. Ice on BET Plus I just want to be on BET Plus.
Wait. What the hell you want to do on BET Plus, Freeze? Get a check on BET Plus.
But what are you going to do? You got to bring something. Yeah.
I'm going to go over there and act. All right.
What y'all want me to do? He going to be the bus driver. What character do you want to play? The one that gives me the check, nigga.
They all will. But what would you like to play? I think he should be The bus driver In the hypothetical situation That is trying to get the baddie But she won't Because he's a bus driver Yes And she's like She wants an NBA player But he's the bus driver And he's got everything Am I Should I be a fit A little ass slap Don't mean I'm queer I just suck some dick Is that Willow Walker Nothing? I ain't gay.
I just love my bros. I ain't gay.
I ain't gay. I ain't gay.
I ain't gay. I ain't gay.
I ain't gay. I ain't gay.
I ain't gay. I ain, bro.
What the fuck?

That Aiyah shit.

Turn that shit off, yo.

No, no, no.

It might not be Aiyah.

I didn't know we got the sleepers already.

Who is that?

Please send that to me.

That's Aiyah.

That is great.

It might be Willow Walker.

It might be Willow Walker, yo.

That's Aiyah.

That's all I heard when I said he wanted to be on.

Okay, wait.

Why the fuck? Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. We talking about acting on me too.
Okay, wait. Why the fuck?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

We talking about acting

on the show

and you put some bullshit out.

Why are you bopping

your foot today?

It's catchy.

She likes gay sex, nigga.

Yeah, that's her shit.

That's her bad.

She's watching gay sex.

It's catchy.

Holy shit.

Fucking freak. You and Joe, turn that shit on, bro.
Disrespecting that country man. I fuck dudes on Friday night.
It's time to get out. Sound better than Tommy Richmond.
Yeah. Holy shit.
No, that's Curtis Waters. Curtis Waters.
Oh, Curtis Waters. Holy shit.
Please send that to me. Oh, my God.
Mel, no. Come on.
It's a bop. No.
It's a bop. Get out of here.
If you put that in your iTunes. Mm.
With the quickness. It's not a real record, y'all.
It might. Yo, there's a country artist that.
That's why I asked you. Was it Willa Walker? Willa? Wheeler.
Wheeler Walker. Wheeler Walker Jr.
What does he look like? And you got that nigga in your. Like Tommy Richmond.
You, what are y'all talking about right now? He says that's Wheeler Walker. I don't know.
I'm saying it's a country. You think I hit the Shazam? Yes.
I mean, you got that. I wouldn't know.
No, I didn't hit the Shazam on that one. Jerks.
Y'all looking it up for real. I think you caught.
I know he got it. I think you cop.
He trying to downplay it. Okay, I never thought it was like a real thing.
Are you saying it's a specific country artist that that's his bag? Yeah, he wild out like that in his music. It's not him.
It doesn't look, at least the picture's not the same. I can't see who that is, but I just.
We don't need to find this guy. You don't want to do a lyrical breakdown? Not at all.

Holy shit. Anyway,

where were we? We were shitting on Tommy Richards. Oh, no, we done with him.

No, we were talking about BET Plus.

Oh, BET Plus is

doing the Varnell Hill Show. If you're unfamiliar,

the Varnell Hill Show is Tommy Davidson's character

on Martin. Did you miss me?

Yeah, he was like the Arsenio Hall.

Oh, that was hilarious.

But BET Plus is doing

the Varnell Hill Show, and I just thought that was

I don't know. on Martin.
Did you miss me? Yeah, he was like the Arsenio Hall. He was, oh, that was hilarious.
That shit was great. But BET Plus is doing the Varnell Hill show and I just thought that was a great idea.
Yeah, that's dope. I thought it was a great idea.
I thought it was super dope, so dope that I wanted to come in here and ask you guys to create a spinoff. Immediately.
Omar, rest in peace. I thought I read that they might be thinking about that.
They can't. It's not going to be the same.
What would be Michael? What about Mike? Fuck that. That would have been crazy.
Rest in peace, Michael Cable. If they would have had Omar from, like, built the character development up, how they doing with Kanan, from what made him start doing that type of shit.
Yeah, that would have been fire. That would have been amazing.
That's crazy. That would have been crazy.
I don't know who watched White Lotus in here the last season. Victoria Ratliff.
Who's Victoria Ratliff? Lorazepam, the wife. Oh, okay, okay.
I want to know what happens when she finds out that her husband has lost all the fucking family money. Okay, okay.
And what happens to the family, what happens to him. That season was

ass. But that's

she was the star, basically. I guess.

Of the whole season. That would be what I'd want to see.

That shit was ass.

I think all the people out there

know that

it's well documented. I think there should be

a Gone Girl sequel.

Part two to Gone Girl. But in the spirit of of ice I'll take it a step further then the Gone Girl they back in the house she's pregnant she has the baby and my spinoff my spinoff centers around the child and my spinoff those, those two go to therapy, Ben Affleck and the Gone Girl.

They get better with their problem and they raise this psychopath girl who gets missing when she's a preteen or a teenager.

16 years.

And now we're putting the parents on trial for the murder of this missing child

who's not really dead.

Fire.

Okay.

I like that.

I like that.

That's a good one.

That's a good one.

That's what I got

in spinoff.

In detail.

If I'm not missing.

Yeah, he thought this out.

Yeah, he did.

He been thought about that.

Well, I've been thinking

about Gone Girl

since Gone Girl was out.

It's an amazing movie.

Yeah, it's one of the best.

What did you like so much about it?

What?

Everything.

It's an amazing movie. No, I know.
I mean, like, I'm the best. What did you like so much about it? Everything.
What? It's an amazing movie. No, I know.

I mean, like, I'm just asking,

what did you like so much about it?

I like True Love Story.

It is.

That is dark.

The purest of loves.

That's really dark.

Yeah, it is.

Okay, what did you like so much about it?

It was a true love story, like I said.

I love the wife's plan.

I like how she went about it.

I like the plot twist in it. I just think it was special.
I think Gone Girl was really, really, really unique. It was very good.
It was unique. In the story.
But I don't get the love part that y'all talking about. Well, we're being dicks.
Oh, I wasn't. Gotcha.
You got to love someone a lot to go through all that. Yeah, that level of commitment.
She realized he just needed the nudge to show how much he loved her.

You guys are fucking insane.

She was a total sociopath.

She doesn't have the capability of loving anybody.

You don't think sociopaths love too?

No.

She loved that nigga.

No, she doesn't have the...

You don't think sociopaths love?

No.

I don't think they can.

I guess by definition.

I don't think they have the capability of loving somebody. I think that they believe that they do, but they don't have the capability of actually feeling love for anybody else.
I think that's just one of the things that the country gets wrong. I mean, well, if anybody's a sociopath out there, let us fucking know.
And if that is true, what you're saying, then I don't say she was a sociopath then because I still think she loved him, she loved their family and she did all of that for them. I don't think that she was a sociopath, no.
I don't think so. If you're saying a sociopath she loved, then she wasn't a sociopath.
She planned her own murder and he was, with him as the number one suspect. Yes.
And did everything to basically pin the murder on him. With all the...
You think she loved him? Yes. Yes.
So if he would have spent the rest of his life in jail, she did that based on love. I also think that love looks different for everybody.
Why is that funny? No, that's not funny. In context of Gallagirl, it's very funny.
Yes, that is true. I think that love looks different for everybody.
You're just in that cage. Okay, that's true.
With Big Bubba in them. Because I love you, dog.
What? You're going to get life for premeditated murder because I love you. She didn't let it get that far.
Yeah, it was never going to get that far. That wasn't her.
I'm alive. But that wasn't her that uncovered that.
Uncovered it, yeah. Yeah, that wasn't her doing.
It wasn't, yo, damn, he at round and third base. He about to get locked up.
Let me go show myself. That wasn't her.
Then what happened? How did she get found out? When he did the press conference. She came home.
Yeah, she came home. That was her.
It was her. She came home.
She had all of this shit planned out to reveal herself. At the end.
Yeah. When the news camera was around, she popped her ass up.
I thought she came home for a specific read. Because he went up there and basically, he made her believe her plan worked.
It got him too. Okay, cool.
Because I knew it was something that spawned. So if he made her believe her plan worked.
It got him too.

Okay, cool. Because I knew it was something that spawned.

So if he made her believe her plan

worked, let's just say he didn't do that.

It's gone.

No, I'm just asking you.

Fuck no.

Don't love me that much.

What is your spinoff, buddy?

Did he do that? Some silly shit.

No, no, no. I was thinking some silly shit like Harlem Nights, like a Harlem Nights spinoff.
Boomerang. Oh, yeah.
A good one would be Boomerang. Whatever happened with Halle Berry and Eddie Murphy.
Yeah. I'm casting Mel in my Boomerang sequel.
Thank you. I would gladly be in that.
Why do you keep running from the Tracee Ellis Ross story? My God. I'm not.
Well, we're in hour five. We're not in hour fucking five.
We're close enough. We can talk about it.
We're in hour five. I brought it up to you earlier.
You ain't said a peep about it. I was a...
You didn't even answer my question earlier, which was, hey, if you care about this, we can hit it. But if not, then we don't have to.
Okay. And if you don't care about it, we don't have to.
No, I wanted to get

a little bit more well-versed

on it because I didn't get a chance to see it. I saw

some clips, but then I wanted to

read some of the articles that

were talking about it and all the points

that she hit, not just the

click-baity obvious ones.

Got it. Do you have a clip that you

want to play? I can find one

unless you have one ready to go. No, I don't have one ready

to go. Okay.
Well, some of

the things that she talked about was

Thank you. Do you have a clip that you want to play? I can find one unless you have one ready to go No, I don't have one ready to go Okay Well, some of the things that she talked about was Her being her age and being single with no children And younger men, right? I'm not mad at that part She said men her age are what? She said that men in her age tend to have a more Exhibit toxic masculinity And have a more rigid way of thinking about gender roles? Sorry.
Here we go. I saw that question.
I was like, what is this about? Because I want a partner. And so often, and it's not just that I'm older.
I'm also very embodied. I am a full, very whole person who knows myself, who is in charge of my life,

and who lives a very full, just robust life. So it's not just age, it's like life experience and sort of a difference.
But I have to ask myself the question, why? Why does this keep sort of coming up other than they're hot and gorgeous? There's that. There's that.
But a lot of men my age are steeped in a toxic masculinity and have been raised in a culture where there is a particular way that a relationship looks. And anything that starts to smell of that for me, I did enough of it where I was controlled and felt like I was a possession or whatever those things were, or prize, and I just, I have no interest in it, and I will not do it again.
Distinguished panel. She wants, she wants, she wants, we should start with Mel.
No, no, no, no. We always, we always start with Mel on topics like this.
No, I'd like to hear from the room before I speak. You're such a pussy.
I'm not a pussy. I can't wait to hear what y'all have to say.
She wants a nigga she can mold. She wants a nigga that she can control.
That's how I feel when you go younger. I mean, a lot of niggas, a lot of men her age or in her field may already be established.
She may have certain standards and rules that she don't feel like dealing with. So she contributed to toxic masculinity.
I don't agree. I feel like with younger niggas, especially if who you are based on, you're able to mold them, control them, do things and just get shit off.
And I feel like that's what she wants to do, in my opinion. Double standard, because now if it was a man saying that about a young woman, we'd be looked at, you know, take him to jail to the gallows.
You know what I mean? Hang him. That's what, you know.
So, Mel? No, there's more. Okay.
Antoine? I agree with her. You agree with her? Her sentiment.
I think that in today's day and age, especially a woman that's established, they don't necessarily have to conform to the old shit because they don't need a man's money. You get what I'm saying? A lot of times people will conform for a certain security.
Like women seek security in their relationship wherever that security comes from. It don't necessarily gotta be financial, it could be physical, whatever the case may be.
Her at that,

she 52.

So it's not a big,

big age,

but,

and she's established.

She's been rich for a long time.

Her mom was who her mom was.

I think her just living

outside of the societal norm

is dope.

So I think

her being open to dating

somebody

of any

is dope.

That's true.

For you? Has she dated non-rich niggas that we know of? We wouldn't know. See, money ain't even come into that.
No, I'm just saying, because you're saying a lot of the, they don't need her for her money, so it's a certain mindset. I said she don't need a man for money.
I ain't saying the dudes don't need her for money. I don't know who she's dated.
I'm saying that a lot of times when women have their own money, they can play by their own set of rules. They don't necessarily have to go on.
And you believe this? You're a guy that's against double standards. You always play the opposite.
I think this is against the double standard. This older woman saying that she don't want to date men her age because of toxic masculinity? I don't agree with that piece.
That's what he played, though. No, but I was just talking about her being open to dating younger men or not necessarily dating in the confines of what tradition.
When somebody says... Let me finish my sentence, though.
Like, just dating in the confines of what tradition states. I'm not.
I think that's the. I'm for it bro.
When somebody establishes that they're comfortable in who they are, they're already established, when they give those pre-notions, there's only one other direction for me that you're going or one other reason that you're doing it. What's that? I'm with him.
What's that? Just say you were sliding, shut up. It could be that.
That's it. Yo, it could it yo it could be I just wanna fuck him I've been sliding I wanna have fun I wanna keep sliding yeah I wanna fuck with no I wanna fuck a young nigga with energy yeah I wanna fuck whoever I wanna fuck and most of these men nowadays they in some societal box and I live outside the box so if you in that box it wreaks her I gotta run away girl it could be that just fucking say the five letters we can't say that I'm not dissatisfied I'm not saying that about her and if that is the case I just don't like you trying to attach it to toxic masculinity that's the easy that's the easy way to be accepted that's the way to be accepted by people because that's what's going on right now in society once you throw that out there it's white, girl.
Yeah, that's clickbait. I think sometimes they throw that out there to throw you off from toxic femininity.
There you go. Ooh.
Yeah. Hey.
Not saying, of course, toxic masculinity exists. He's back.
But sometimes they use that shit as a smoke bomb. Boom.
Let's focus on that. Smoke cream.
No, bitch. Let's focus on your ass.

Because that's toxic.

But.

And some people just don't want to deal with the bullshit in reality.

Some people just want to go through life smoothly.

They don't want to hear what you.

Yeah, she kind of said, yo, I want to play my own rules.

Yeah, she don't want to hear your opinions.

She don't, yeah, she want to make her own rules.

You know what a nigga.

If I meet a cute nigga in the elevator and that nigga hot and sexy and I want to fuck him can fuck him I don't have to do what society says I have to do yeah I'm for that she also sounds like she also sounds like she has uber success syndrome I don't know what that means I don't know what that means but that sounds fine it's when you bump into we talked about it before when you bump into that. We talked about it before up here.
When you bump into the 50-year-old that has been successful for 50 years. And no, my dating experience is not going to be what.
Traditional. Yeah, at all.
At all. So if I don't find something that's in line with all of my weird been famous since

I was in my mom's stomach.

My mom is Diana Ross.

Who you talking to?

Who you looking at like that?

Nigga, no, we're not going over there.

We're not doing it your way.

Everything is my way.

If you can't get with my way,

it ain't no way.

And if you don't get with my way.

That's what it sounds like. I don't know Tracee Ellis Ross.
I absolutely love her and am a huge fan of hers. She's amazing.
We don't take that from her. But this goes back to the conversation that we had in the pod about the CEO chick of the Fortune 500 company.
Similar to that. Somebody who's in that position and just, they're not able to, maybe men, when your dad established, maybe men in her field or her age may be intimidated by that.
There's a lot of shit that come with that or she may feel that, like how you say, yo, I'm Diana Ross' daughter, nigga, I don't give a fuck, I know who I am. And some niggas don't want to deal with that.
Girl, we are ready. Okay, was that enough mansplaining for you? Yeah, it definitely was.
All right. Your go.
Have a toss at it. OK, well, it's interesting what you guys heard and what you chose not to hear, because when she started talking about those relationships with the men that are in her age group, she said that she explained her lived experience, that she had actually had those experiences and determined they were not for her because she used the word the words controlling and possession when she was talking about that so you can't really discount this woman's lived experience wait wait wait what sure we can okay fine go ahead but i'm not going to we're saying yeah that's a crock of shit you can think that You can think that but that's very dismissive but it's cool it's cool um how many men are there on earth and we're not about the gender warders so i'm just gonna make a quick point how many men are there if there's seven billion people on earth i believe tracy ellis ross to be able to bag 85 of them so if you only want to focus on your lived experience.

Well, what else do you go based off of?

Versus getting new experiences.

Well, that's what she's saying.

She's accumulating new experiences,

dating younger men who seem to have

a less traditional way of thinking

and they're a little bit more fluid

in their way of thinking and acting.

That's what she also goes on to say after that. So you're sliding.
Whatever you want to describe it as. She's sliding them.
She's sliding them. Whatever you want to describe it.
Listen. That could sound, that just sound like justifying toxic femininity.
Why is it? What does toxic femininity have to do with this particular situation? She's not really, she's not saying, she's not sitting up there talking about feminism and being a feminist. Her lived experience is, you're right, she's Diana Ross's daughter, she's been famous since she was in the fucking womb.
She has a very, she's a fucking unicorn. And I use that term because there really is not a lot of women or people that can understand what her life has looked like being famous from being a child and all and and living you know and probably having access to wealth and then becoming famous in her own right and having an enormous amount of success from girlfriends and then blackish like her lived experience experience is extremely unique And so, it's really difficult to apply everyday kind of standards and thoughts to her, to what she's experienced.
Man, you know, okay, hold up for a second. I agree.
That was awesome, first of all. Thank you.
But it's still, both of those things can be true. Yes.
I, I'm who I am, the same way The same way these... You're right.
Wait, I want to start before I forget. Because you asked me a question.
I think anybody operating from... I think anything that's operating in trauma or rooted in trauma is toxic.
Guy or girl. Okay, so why are you using the word trauma, though? Because you said she's based on her past life experience experience and trauma with these types of controlling men you all use the word trauma i just said i just said lived experience i'm not using the word trauma you didn't let he did let me land and then and then have a blast with it when i mentioned getting new experiences you countered with her lived experience so if you are afraid of new experiences or shaping your experiences to only be one way because of your trauma from your lived experiences i'm calling that trauma which is why i highlighted Tracee Ellis Ross's ability to get any man in the world.
And there's seven billion men in the world. One, two, I think that I think her.
I think the mere existence of her contradicts her point because her point is her point is. I this age.
The men that I'm meeting in my age bracket are leftovers. I'm running into the worst of the worst.
Your words, not hers. I didn't get that.
Oh, that's what I'm getting from what, all right, so maybe I'm off this. I got some of that from what she was saying.
What I got from what she's saying is. The dating pool and niggas my age, it ain't it.
I heard that. I ain't even going that far with it.
Well, go ahead. The shit she's been around and she's into, men her age ain't into.
And when she try to get into it with them, it's no, no, no. And that's where that toxic masculinity part comes in because everybody say, when you're speaking about fluidity and willing to try and allow other shit.
The younger niggas is with that today. So she's like, I like this because I get to do more to these niggas.
See, I think that's a crock of shit. Men are not a monolith.
I'm not saying a monolith. And that's the part I thought, Mel, ain't.
Men are not a monolith. That's true.
So don't tell me that there's not a man in your age range that's into some of the things. We're playing percentages.
So the nigga, she shot at her age range. Her percentage at getting off what she might want to get off ain't high.
I'm not mad at it. But when you play with the younger ones, I could get it off and because of who I am, they won't let me do what the fuck I want to do to them.
But it does come off like I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Okay, so hold on one second here.
Y'all are on the same wavelength with... I'm agreeing with...
Which she might be. She might be an undercover freak.
Okay, let's put that to the side. You were going to say something.
I was going to say that... She brought up the men in my age range are X.
Which is a huge generalism about men her age. Yeah, I'm her age.
She's 52. I'm 49 years old.
So you can't judge all men. But you're taken.
She's not referring to the men. Please, Mel, let me finish my sentence.
Yo, you can't take all of these men that are in that age range and say that they are all suffering from toxic masculinity. Had a man been on that interview and stated those same exact things about women in his age group you would have found that offensive right so you don't find it offensive because she brought up her past traumas that joe said about controlling men or men that were x all of these negative things that she lived in her past life experiences if a man was saying that those things and he justify all older women as being ex, y'all would say, nah, he just able, he rich.
He can control these young bitches because they weak of mind. See, that's the point I was trying to make.
Maybe I articulated myself wrong. What I get from her is this piss in the, in the dating pool of men her age.
And to say that, to say that, like putting it in reverse, like a man can't say that because there is a Tracee Ellis Ross out there that is single, successful, and in search of something. Why does she think the same can't be said for her? You can't meet somebody.
I'm sorry. So you can throw a rock and hit a podcast of men talking about how used and washed up women over a certain age is that is a fact no i'm not talking about that he made a point about if this if it was a if it was in reverse and it was a man saying this sort of thing you know in reverse that we'd be totally offended yes it is, but I can't not hear that because it is so prevalent.
Please address the point. I'm addressing something that you said.
I didn't say nothing about no other podcast. I'm talking about this specific incident.
You made it seem like it was just like, what she thought is, you made it seem like if a man said what she said is not like the common shit right now. I can't, like'm trying to say how prevalent that idea is.
Yeah, but the men that wait, hold on, because I like that. The men that say that, like I just called them, there's there's a community.
There's names for them. Incels, Red Pill.
We talking about Tracee Ellis Ross. Even that highlights the difference.
OK, so hold on one second here. Now, going back to Tracee Ellis Ross.
See, even that highlights the difference. Okay, so hold on one second here.
Now going back to Tracee Ellis Ross, you cannot be in all places at the same time as it relates to dating, okay? So for example, I'm single. Do you know how much advice, like unsolicited advice people give me about dating? A ton, I'm just gonna tell you you a lot.
You know what you should do? You know where you should go? You know what I was thinking? Nope, I don't. I didn't ask, but you're going to fucking tell me anyways.
This is what happens to women frequently is we get unsolicited advice as to where we're supposed to be. It would literally be a full-time fucking job trying to position ourselves to be available to wherever these men are because you can't be in all places all at the same time and also fucking run your life, have a career.
It gets difficult. Like, it's just, it's not as simple as everybody wants to make it seem.
Like, she's Tracee Ellis Ross, so she should have like pick of the litter. That's not necessarily true.

Are you moving the goalpost? I'm not I'm not moving the goalpost. I'm not moving the goalpost.
I'm I'm talking. I'm referencing.
I'm referencing the things that she was saying when she talks about, you know, she goes on to talk about, you know, the fact that she's child free and never got married and that sort of thing. I think that even just kind of putting herself out there to even have that conversation was just a level and you guys are gonna fucking so brave i do think that is brave because it's she because she leaves herself very open to a lot of criticism and judgment for people to say that was your choice you made that choice blah when it's just like you, life just ebbs and flows and takes you in different directions and your priorities are what they are, like they change vastly.
You just can only go with the tools that you have at the moment that you fucking have them. To say that is against the power of manifestation, by the way.
Okay, I'm not- To say that life just comes and goes. I'm not talking...
It blows, I blow with the wind.

I'm not...

That just makes everybody sound like a helpless piece.

Yeah, yeah, the gut sleep.

That just makes...

I did.

But that just makes everybody sound like a helpless piece of shit.

But not everybody manifests.

Yeah, not everybody manifests.

Not everybody is into manifestation.

Not everybody even...

Not everybody thinks about...

That's your bag.

And you talk about it constantly.

But not everybody thinks about manifestation

or believes in manifestation.

Do you think that everybody believes in...

Thank you. That's your bag.
And you talk about it constantly. But not everybody thinks about manifestation or believes in manifestation.
Do you think that everybody believes in... Do you think that throughout the course of our lives, right, I think that we all think we got more time.
Absolutely. Right? And I think that the choices that you make oftentimes are predicated on believing that I have time.
So. This is one of the best Joe Budden bars ever.
There's three types of people in this world. The people that's going to make shit happen, watch shit happen, or not know what happened.
I think the people that you're talking about. Go ahead.
So I think that a lot of times for, I got a million female friends, right? And some of them are getting up there in age.

And so when I really speak to them,

when you really get to the,

like once you get past all the excuses,

all the,

you know what I mean?

The tough guy shit.

A lot of these people will tell you,

yo,

I thought I had time in my twenties and thirties when I was dissing all of these dudes that were good dudes.

They just weren't the ideal dude.

They weren't the picture perfect dude because I thought I had more time to find him. And then when you get to your 40s and you're like, damn, my nigga.
You know, I'm not saying that nothing's wrong with your 40s. I'm just saying a lot of times people feel like some of the choices that they made, they are regretful in those because I could have fucked with Sean.
He was a good dude. He might not have been the best dude, but he was a good dude.
He was a good man. I could have made have made a life with him and i think that when you get to this age oftentimes the regret will smack you in the face i know girls that got artificially inseminated right because they wanted a child and they just thought they had more and more and more time and unfortunately y'all are on a biological clock that's true and so um i think some of that was in some of her interviewing her that's very true but But Tracee Ellis Ross having the access and the excess that she has, she could have adopted at any point in her life, but she chose not to.
I think for her, specifically for her, and I think everything that you just said is true. I think that there is a bunch of women who felt like they had more time and didn't find the right partner.
Sometimes you drown in options. That's a a fact and y'all know that you know you guys know that sometimes you can just be drowning

in fucking options and it's like it's analysis paralysis you know what i mean like where you

just can't make a decision because there's so much fucking shit coming at you that you just like oh

i don't know i'm just gonna fucking just float through life and figure it out at some point

and then time you know and that floating you get to the other side where the other island at it's

Thank you. I don't know I'm just gonna fucking just float through life and figure it out at some point and then time you know and that floating you get to the other side where the other island at it's true like look I like to say there's like a single second and a thousand years is the same measurement of time in the grand scheme of fucking things you know I'm saying so wait what it's the the measurement of time may seem small or large to us but in the grand scheme of things in terms of infinity and the universe a second and a thousand years is the exact same measurement of time is what i'm trying to say okay so i think that at different times there she might have had different thought processes like okay well my career is booming and blah blah blah and this is what's feeding my soul right now and she's dating and dating and whatever else and you know maybe she has a long-term relationship and then ends up badly and she's like i need i need i need i need time time with myself that would be really cool what you just said if she was thor the fuck are we talking about am i missing something he's talking we a human Ish was talking about how women will how people but he's speaking about women how they will feel like they have a lot of time that's what he's saying talking about infinity Melissa how you asking Melissa Ford an opinion and Tracy Ellis Ross opinion it aligns Melissa Ford didn't get married.
She doesn't have any children. So she understands what Tracee, she aligns with that.
Listen, I'm with that. So we can't try to change her perspective.
And in this way, whatever I say is going to be dismissed. It is.
It shouldn't be dismissed because you agree with her sentiments. Because I understand it on a different level.
You know, I just understand it on a different level. When she starts, when she talks about there's a grieving process that happens where you don't, where you look at your life and you're like, I never got married and I had never had kids.
Like there's a part of that, a part of you that has to grieve that. I understand what's talking about but i hold on but i also understand but i also understand what it means when she says i'm whole i know what she's talking about her life is very is very full she if she came into a relationship tomorrow she would come in a whole person not looking for him to define her in any sort of way.
doesn't want me to he doesn't want me to stretch it up that that belief of grievances do you compartmentalize that you mean grief yes i'm sure you have to yeah it's about you you and it because you relate to her so did, my fault. All right, he's going.
No, that's a good question. No, but.
Why are you doing that, man? Like. I apologize.
No. The way that I.
My own personal experience. The way that I look at things.
Yeah. Is.
If I really, really had wanted to. Mm-hmm.
I would have. Respect.
Because I've made everything else happen for myself. Manifestation.
But that was the one thing that just... So you do believe in manifestation.
But that three line you said, I don't agree with that, Joe. I'm doing a call back to you in manifestation, but what I said about manifestation still stands.
Not everybody manifests. Not everybody thinks it's real.
Not everybody just thinks like, oh, I'm going to manifest it and it's going to happen. Not everybody thinks that way.
Whereas for you, manifestation is a very real practice for you on a daily basis. What was the three words you said? No, you don't have any more questions.
Stop doing that. I'm asking you now, not her.
I'm asking you. Oh, fuck.
You want me to shut up? What's the topic? Wait, do you want me to shut up? Yes or no. What's the topic? The same topic.
I don't want you to shut up, Flip. I actually want you to ask the question to him.
No, don't worry. I'm going to get at him.
I already got a plan in a couple minutes. That three lines, I do.
That three lines you said was what? You said the three Joe Button lines was you got people that do what? Make shit happen. Watch shit happen or not know what happened.
Make shit happen. Watch shit happen.
Watch shit happen or not know what happened. So somebody that makes shit happen does not have to believe in manifestation.
That's true. Okay, that's not true.
No, that's a part of the manifestation. I don't really believe in the manifestation but I make shit happen.
You can make shit happen and not believe in manifestation. You could have a different way of making shit happen.
Yeah. That's what I'm going to do.
That's not true. But go ahead.
So you talking about internal manifestation? Before you make it happen you got to think it. And when you start thinking it that's a manifestation that's speaking it into existence.
Or thinking it or writing it down. It's a bunch of different methods.
I don't think that. I don't think everybody is making it happen got to think it.
I think some niggas is out here just bumping into shit.

It's true. Some people do bump into shit, but when you're

specific about... You bump into shit.
Some people inherit

shit. Some people...

It's just a million different ways to get to it.

Like, inheritance is something

making it happen. Bumping into it is.

Bumping into it is making it happen.

I mean, it's manifestation.

If you really start looking at

the laws of attraction and the laws of

manifestation, you bumping into something,

Thank you. Bumping into it is making it happen.
I mean, it's manifestation. If you really start looking at the laws of attraction and the laws of manifestation, you bumping into something, it might seem haphazard to you, but it's not haphazard.
That's true. And not just that.
A lot of times you bump into shit, you have not prepared yourself for those things to even take advantage of you bumping into some shit. You could be selling a rollie for five grand, right? I ain't go to, everybody in here went on a vacation.
I ain't want to go. I'm sacrificing.
So now I got the $5,000 to buy the rollie. If I went on a vacation with them niggas, I wouldn't have had the money.
I prepped for that. So my preparation met the opportunity.
Now niggas call that luck. It ain't luck.
Yo, I see how you got a lot of pussy. I see how you got something too.
A little bit. You just put shit together.
For real. I wouldn't be on the phone if I was a girl for a long time with him.
He'd just be on the phone finding new ways to break that. That's not true.
Yeah, you would. You would.
I would talk to him. I'd hang up with him.
No, you wouldn't. You just trying to fuck me.
I had to get back with that phone. You would hang up.
You just trying to fuck you. I'm like, I gotta come hear this shit in person.
This would have to give me a house. That's the layup.
To give me a house. Yeah.
You're not a trick. I wouldn't buy the house.
Then what are you talking about? I'm going to show you how to take your resources together. No, nigga, I'm not.
No, you ain't going to show me nothing. You're going to buy I want that house.
You house you gonna open your zillow and buy me you crazy nigga?

Yeah that conversation

didn't answer early.

Yeah what the fuck

you talking about?

I don't even wanna be around

your gold digging ass.

Ooh can we be misogynistic

for two seconds

or

you don't have to be

misogynistic.

Okay.

Let's hear it.

The new trailer

for the Fantastic Four

came out

and Silver Surfer is a girl. Really? Yep.
React. That's kind of fire.
Silver Surfer, no, I'm cool. That's kind of fire.
I don't know. I got to see the character.
Tired of it. I don't like the remixes of...
Me neither. Classic characters.
Come on. I would think that Silver Surfer would always be a girl.
All right, come on. I don't know.
I don't understand the character. I don't have context.
It's just I'm thinking about somebody coated in silver. I just think that you'd want to see like a shapely physique.
That's why you so complex. This is why Disney's losing all their money.
On one hand, Y'all are just going with the flow and helpless. We've been drowning in options.
And then God is a woman. God's not a woman.
You're right, though, Flip. A lot of people are tired of it.
I don't want to see Silver Surfer be a girl. I'm going to say it.
This is why Disney loses it. And it might be fire.
I don't want to see it. I think it's dope.
I think it's dope. It might be dope.
No, and I think they doing it on purpose. Again, to try.
They are. Like when they made Ernie and Bert gay.
Well. They've been gay.
No. Don't bring that up.
Ernie and Bert was just friends at first. Yeah.
So they got rid of guy friendship. They got rid of guy friendship.
They made it salacious. Disney's been doing it on purpose.
Yes. You are correct.
They've been playing the inclusive game for a minute now. Bullshit.
And I always say I think it started with the success of Black Panther. What piece? Black Panther won.
Yeah. First one.
Go to second one. Y'all ain't learning from Snow White? That was Latin Panther.
But yeah, it went from there. I was like, oh shit, we got that? All right.
Let's lean over here to the women. Let's lean over here to this.
They had a whole women's superhero montage scene in Endgame. That's dope.
Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad, but it was unnecessary. They went out of their way to include it.
That's what people are saying. You're just bringing it on us, Ish.
We know. We get it, Ish.
Look, you got yourself out the box, the misogynistic box. Cool.
I'm not. Jump out of it.
I'm sitting here fucking confused. Oh, shit.
What's going on? I think that's fine. No, you don't.
I do. A nigga, me? He's learning from Mark, boy.
If I thought it was whack, I would say it's whack. I don't think that that's...
Stark Lamont. Yo, I don't think...
The woman Iron Man, the woman Captain. Yeah, yeah, stop it, man.
We grew up... Hey, Silver Surfer had a cock when we grew up.
Silver Surfer didn't even have no cock. That nigga had nothing.
Nig you talking to this? Nigga, I went back to watch the old Silver Surfer from the 80s, nigga, with Disney. I want to see how strong they make them.
Because you know, Silver Surfer was super duper duper powerful. So you think she should be a little weaker now? All right, here we go.
No, we back. We back.
We back. Yeah.
No, no, no. Let's go see if she got muscles.
I can't now. It's pimps.
You know women. Oh, shit.
I mean, talk. I think that's fine.
And again, from a financial standpoint. Yeah, that's what they do.
Get them niggas to the movie theater. I think that's dope.
And I think it's smart. They do.
Shang-Chi. Them niggas.
What are you so shocked about over there? Disney losing mad money. He didn't say who it was playing Silver Surfer.
Who is it? Tell us. Julia Garner.
Okay, Ozark. Ruth from Ozark.
Was it Ruth? Was that her name? Yeah. The blonde one with the foul mouth? I didn't give a fuck.
The girl from the casino? The little girl that survived her? We like her, but nobody care. Leave, put her back as a man, bro.
I'm excited. Sorry.
She's a great actor. They just be doing whatever, yo.
Damn. Bitches can't surf.
Well, that's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. That's a joke.
They got some fire. They're right there.
That is a joke. A bitch surfer right now, nigga.
They're fire, nigga. Don't do that.
They can surf. Oh, my God.
And they be hot. Listen, the silver surfer I grew up with had a penis.
That's all I'm saying. She about to come save today.
It's over for all that, nigga. No, she's not the hero.
She's beefing with Fantastic Four, I think. She's against it.
Yeah, but I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what they're doing.
Because Galactus is also in the preview. Yeah.
I got it. That's fine.
And that's when Silver Surfer and Fantastic Four got together to beat Galactus. But that's in the comics.
Galactus created Silver Surfer. Galactus did create him.
But clearly they're changing something about the comics. Silver Surfer, Gabriel.
He had a bunch of old as hell, nigga. All he wanted to do is find his love, nigga.
What she want to do? Remember he wanted to find his love, go back human and find, you know what I'm saying? This gonna be fire.

Save his planet. I think this gonna be fire.

I think this shit gonna be fire.

I opened up my little fucking movie app

trying to buy tickets to see Sinner.

Forget about it.

Sold out? Sold out.

Sold out for weeks.

For weeks?

Boy, on days I could go, sold out for weeks.

Or, that's not true, one single seat

I could buy, but I ain't doing that.

Yeah, no, no, that's a dub.

Thank you. days I could go sold out for weeks or that's not true one single seat I could buy

but I ain't doing that

yeah no

that's a dub

it does look like

a good movie

it looks really

really good

I wish we had

more for you

but

center is in theaters

and let's check it out

I saw

I saw a

Ryan Coogler

I want to say

Kodak

piece

we're breaking down

the film sizes

oh my god

it was genius

that's dope

yeah

Thank you. Coogler, I want to say Kodak piece.
He's breaking down the film sizes a lot. Oh my God, it was genius.
It was genius. This is nerd shit, yeah.
Yeah, but hearing somebody get like that, my bad, Ice and Parks, because I do be in pole. I be telling y'all niggas shut the fuck up with all that geeky shit.
But when Ryan Coogler did it for the film, well, not just that, because I was lost, but he was showing examples, too. Like, he was showing examples of what a movie looks like taped on 31, 35.
This is what movies used to be shot in. This is the difference.
It was like that for dummies, which was me. So it was a really, really, really great job.
He smoked that shit. Shout out to Ryan Coogler.
For sure. Friend of the show, Ryan Coogler.
If you find a spot with six seats, man, can you like to clear the road? Let niggas know, nigga. Let us sit next to you.
I'll do that. I'll definitely do that.
I want to watch it so we can talk, nigga. Talk about it on something, you know.
I can see Flip at the movie theater now, you know? I can't see him. You JR.
Yeah, I can't see him. Y'all just beating me.
No, that's not true. I can't see him.
I'll sit there and watch it, nigga. I just watch it.
You can't, man. You know how long the movie is? Nigga, I watch Oppenheimer, nigga.
In the theater? Yes. All that shit is a fucking rouge in the act, so y'all niggas should just play off of some shit.
I'll let y'all run with that. Now I can sit still and watch a fucking movie.
I don't believe that.

I don't believe that.

So then you go to the movies, nigga.

I did watch Oppenheimer.

I sat there with my wife

and I watched Oppenheimer

in the front row.

Oh, I'm not talking about

with your wife.

You do shit.

You can just do something

with your wife.

I'm talking about you.

I know the whole movie.

But listen,

so let's go to watch the centers.

Nigga, you clear the road?

No.

Stop trying to play me, yo.

I'm not.

I don't want to go to the movies with y'all. I'm going with you, nigga.
I'm going, nigga. All right, you wait right there.
I bet you I go when you in there. And I'll talk to you, too, yo.
Okay, my brother. I don't want no beep.
I'm sorry. Okay, Brian Steele joins Puff's defense team.
Brian Steele is Young Thug's attorney. Young Thug's attorney.
Oh, wow. Does this do anything for anybody out there in terms of the Puff case? How you view it? I don't know his other track record.
You know what I'm saying? Like if he supported some other bigger name artists and cases or some other, you know, hefty cases. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because sometimes them niggas like the proof is in the pudding. Some of them niggas would beat them.
So, I don't... He should have tried to get Jose Baez.
There's some people saying that Puff wanting to go through this trial, like a speedy trial or go through it fast may be a detriment to Puff. I read that.
Yeah, they said that his lawyer should at least, any new lawyer you bring should at least have a year to gather information and stuff like that. So, I mean, he didn't have a choice.
If I'm sitting in there, I want to rush a trial too. No, he didn't have a choice though.
One of his other main parts of his council backed out, remember? We covered that too. Now you might have to replace them.
He has more attorneys. I know, I'm saying, but that was a part of his council.
So you might have to replace him with somebody else. I think that that's easy.
That's more reason to prolong it. I think that that's easy for us to say when you're not sitting in jail.
I think that's part of the shit. Like, yo, they put you in a cage, they put you in a box, you puff.
You are accustomed to living larger than life, right? Now they got you in a little-ass box, my nigga. Do you know the mental anguish that he going through?

Yeah,

I do think that's a strategy though. You get what I'm saying?

Like that's some shit.

That's why we're not giving you no bail.

He not,

he not,

he not fighting the case from home.

He won the speedy trial.

Yeah.

Oh yes,

yes.

I think that his,

his team may feel like

they don't have nothing

and they're not going to get nothing.

All that part's got you.

So take me to court

while you don't have nothing

so we can get this over with.

So you won't,

okay got it.

I see what you're saying.

Yeah,

because the burden of proof

is on the prosecution. And if you got a real good.
Supposed to be. My nigga, they said that thugging them was done.
They did? They said them niggas is done. Supposedly from the evidence that they had with thugging them, they was done.
Safe fits. They home.
So, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I think certain lawyers know like,, damn, this is damaging.
And then I think some lawyers be like, man, this shit ain't nothing. While we're on all this criminality shit, they added new charges to Luigi.
And one of those charges carried the death penalty. So, now the death penalty is on the table for Luigi.

New York has a death penalty.

A federal grand jury in New York on Thursday returned a four-count indictment against alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione

that charges him with two counts of stalking, firearms events, and murder through the use of a firearm,

a charge that makes him eligible for the death penalty if convicted? Ladies and gentlemen. I do think they, again, I don't think that he did this.
I've said this before. Me either.
And I also think that it's in their best interest to try to off him. You don't think that Luigi I don't think he was a gunman.
I don't think he was a trigger man. You don't think he was the person under the mask that pulled the trigger on this dude that they have on camera.
Me either. I'm skeptical too.

Skeptical is different from... Yeah.

Aw, shit.

Skepticism is cool.

That's different from

I believe him to be innocent.

Yeah, I believe him.

Which is what y'all are saying.

I believe that.

Why?

They don't believe he's the man.

They believe that.

I know, I'm asking why.

It's a few things.

They talked about how

his hotel

to where my man got shot at, they have him on camera leaving his hotel at X time. And they said that he would have there and there had to be an Olympic biker to get to where the murder took place in the amount of time between him leaving the hotel and the time of the shooting.
Right? So not just that, he would have had to have gotten there, set up, got the right time, got the right angle. It ain't like he jumped off the bike, was like, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
You get what I'm saying? My man walked by. They showed him being in the cut, walking by, which means he might've been set up there for a half an hour, hour, waiting for this man to walk down that street.
I also think it took intimate knowledge to even know that he was going to walk this way down the street as opposed to this way.

We talk about Manhattan.

He could have came from the left.

He could have came from the right.

He came behind this man knowing that he was coming down this particular street and shot him in the back of the head or shot him in the back.

I think all of that shit was calculated.

I also think that you're not smart enough to go from the kill scene.

You beat the New York City cameras, which is not easy to do. You got to Central Park.
You, you, you. Well, he didn't beat the New York City cameras.
Because they saw him going on the bus. Because we have, the footage that they have is from New York.
I'm talking about after the shooting. Right? He got to Central Park, disposed of whatever he disposed of.
But you're going to be dumb enough to have all this shit in your book bag in Pennsylvania a letter didn't he have it the manifesto I think he might have had on the same clothes he might have like all of that shit to me don't add up you didn't take all of these necessary precautions to just be that fucking plum dumb in another state when you could have went and bought some new clothes it just sound like a plant it just sound like some bullshit to me. I just think it sounds like bullshit.
And I'm open to being wrong.

I could be wrong though, but I

question shit. And we watch

too much shit and we've seen too many movies

and too many documentaries and all

of that shit where some of this shit don't tie in.

I also talk about this. So you

don't believe the manifesto stuff? Yeah.

I don't believe that. So wait.
So

you believe that Luigi had a plan to

kill him. He's just not the one to execute it.
I don't know if he had nothing to do with that, period. Holy shit.
I don't know. I'm not saying...
I could be wrong. I'm just saying I don't know.
What I also believe is if you're going to give him... I also don't agree with him getting a death penalty.
It's a lot of motherfuckers that get killed every single day, and y'all don't give the motherfuckers the death penalty when they kill no black people. Attorney General Pam Bondi has already signaled her intention to pursue the death penalty in the case, and his lawyers are actively trying to stop.
Bondi said in a press release earlier this month that she ordered the death penalty for Mangione to carry out President Trump's agenda to stop violent crime and make America safe again. Would Pam or Pat have the same exact sentiment about somebody that just got killed in the Bronx? Would she have the same sentiment about a black kid getting killed in Queens? Nope.
And so that's my point. So you can't say that this white CEO's life is worth more than another life of some young, small black kid.
Get the fuck out my face. Yes, you can.
No, you can't. You can 100% say that.
No, you can't. Yes, you can say that.
I agree with you. I disagree with you.
You can say that. We can agree.
You can say that. I know.
We not. No, I'm saying we can agree to disagree.
I don't believe that. But we're not disagreeing.
Oh, you can say it. We're not disagreeing.
Got you. You can say that like that one man's life is not worth more than somebody else's life.
You can 100% say that, think that, believe that. I don't know what the murder of Homeboy did, but we're talking billions and trillions of dollars now.
I can imagine there's some people in high places that don't want him around. That's very, to me, that's very different than black and brown kids being murdered in the Bronx that these weirdos that run this place don't really give a fuck about.
I know. That's the point I'm making though.
So his lawyer said that... But you recognize...
Well, if you're making that point, that means you identify the difference. No, there's a difference, but when it comes to humanity...
I'm not talking about the value in life. We agree here, but if you recognize the point, then you see the difference.
That point plays into my point, too. Tell me how.
Because he was the CEO of whatever company he was the CEO of, somebody else might not have wanted him around. Repeat that for me.
Somebody else might not have wanted him. We've seen enough shit where they got to get this CEO, they want to remove him for whatever reason so we'll set a plan in action wasn't he going to wasn't he going to appear before congress or something in the next couple days i read something like that but i haven't fact checked so who do y'all think did it i think somebody higher up someone powerful did it yeah i agree got away.
Yeah. Yeah.
They staged it to look the way they looked. And they just picked this kid.
They got their... So why is he not saying that? Like, there's been plenty of times cameras been on him.
Why has he... When they were moving outside, he said...
Yeah, he keeps talking up news. He keeps saying, yeah! His lawyers might have told him, don't say a fucking word.
This is... Like, that is part it.
He spoke outside. When they were transferring him, he was yelling outside to the camera.

I know, but that was...

And that was that he said, I'm innocent.

That was probably prior to him having a lawyer.

They can make you say you did it.

Wait, and I think one time he did say I'm innocent.

And I think they shut him up in the very beginning.

He said I'm innocent.

Yeah.

He did say I'm innocent.

One time, if my memory serves me correct, y'all Google it yourself.

I think he started talking when they first got out of the car. Or no, no, not innocent.
Sorry, not guilty. Two different things.
So apparently that Vondi chick, she made the statements before the federal charges were actually levied. So that is what his defense attorney is filing her motion based off saying that it improperly prejudiced the grand jury process.
And she's asked the judge to preclude the government from seeking the death penalty. And she's also demanded that the government turn over documents and notes that relate to the attorney general's directive.
It's just big money, big time games that, you know, they're way above our understanding and our pay grade. But anytime I hear a CEO or something like that, I question.
Sorry, that's just where we are. I question that shit.
And I wouldn't be shocked. All right.
I don't have anything else in pod and law and order. Pod and order.
Yeah, I don't have anything else.

That was all I had.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers too?

Everybody involved.

Like homeboy got a family.

The deceased has a family.

Like all of those people definitely are.

It's a trying time.

Yo, did you guys see,

what's the kid that got killed in Texas? Carmelo Anthony's parents were doing a press conference, and the father of the victim showed up to the press conference. And? He was just standing there, and then the lawyer stated how the father being here is disrespectful to his son's death

because we, Carmelo Anthony's

family, have not

gave their opinion on their son's

death.

Yeah. The police

came to escort him out. Well, I don't think he left

though.

Oh yeah. He was standing there though.
Right in the middle.

Press conference, nigga. With some shit on his hand

like a sling.

That's what I call it.

Oh, niggas.

Yeah.

Just looking crazy.

I don't think that's crazy.

Would you do that?

Maybe.

I might not have resolved to do that.

That's like some type of...

Or hands, right?

And I'm not saying that to take it away from anybody,

but it's like an intimidating tactic.

Just ask it.

Nigga, why are you...

We're doing a press conference. I want to hear what you have to say.
Nigga, watch it on TV. I don't want to watch it on TV.
You want to go to... I just want you to see me while you say that.
Did he start acting irate before they started pulling him out or no? Before they had to remove him. He disrupted the conference.
He was standing there in the middle.

Nigga, the conference is right there.

That's y'all two.

Nigga, he's standing right here.

Where Mel is at?

Just look at him.

You don't even have the capacity

to be here right now.

Your child just was murdered.

Now, you don't have that where it's all

to stand here and look at the killer

or who you perceive to be the killer,

give a speech.

I don't know. Take your ass home.
Evidently, he did he did now if he started being irate in the middle of the press conference that's something different but if he sat there quietly that's his right you get what I'm saying well yeah no they had said that a few weeks ago that the brothers jumped him again I'm waiting for facts for actual facts I'm not saying nothing cause it's a lot going on it is a lot of info keep coming out spread misinformation I'm gonna wait but yeah I don't think and you would do some shit like that too they're trying to slam Carmelo Anthony I've seen this story floating around about the crib that they're staying in now and how they're spending the GoFundMe money. And the mom debunked that.
Because it's cap. Yeah, we haven't received one red cent from that GoFundMe.
You know what I mean? And she talked about her 13-year-old daughter being scared and stuff. I mean, she...
And they live in a million-dollar home. It's got to make us be a fucking fucking a charity case like we all just bum niggas you know what I'm saying like yo we just all bum niggas or if we got some money we had to get it through some ill gotten means like get the fuck out of my face I do see the stories running around like people that's commenting on this saying that if he came from a good home a home that wasn wasn't impoverished, what went wrong? There's some people saying that.
That's what they're saying. There's some people saying that because we're black, we're highlighting Carmelo Anthony and not looking at the victim.
Some black people saying that. You should see this shit.
It's a whole group of them. But I think how they broke the story initially is what has the people pushing back.
Because they broke the story initially. He was just on some terroristic bullshit stabbing up people.
Then now as they release information, that's not the case. It's so easy for white people to understand that we're just some violent animals, my nigga, running around fucking with people.
That's not always the case. White people be not all, because that just sounds bad.
Of course. In these circumstances circumstances, we be talking about white people be out of place and out of pocket.
It wasn't them brother's place to tell him he couldn't sit there. That wasn't their place.
Like, there's a step past too familiar. No, a lot of that Karen shit.
Yo, I've seen the Karen shit where the lady won't let a dude in the building. You can't come in this building.
What? I don't know you. You can't come here.
Do you live here? Yeah, I live here. What floor you live on? None of your fucking business.
Yo, we seen the video going viral not too long ago where the black dude and his kid was just walking in the neighborhood and the white lady came and said, you don't live here. That's not your house.
What are you doing here? Not your house. That's not your place.
George Zimmerman, that's not your place. Even homeboy what's a Stephen Jackson man that died when the cop put his sharpie, Derek's sharpie.
That's not your place. It's not your place.
George Floyd died. It's not your place to put your knee.
You a cop. You can't put your knee on somebody.
Arrest him and do your fucking job. White people be out of place sometimes.
And this is one of those examples. I told you the one.
A lot of this shit can be avoided by minding your fucking business. That simple.
The one I'm talking about, a lady wouldn't let to do it in the building. She sat him in the lobby.
He's like, ma'am, I just came from the gym. I'm sweaty.
Could you get out the front of the door? So then he had to physically. She was like, don't touch me.
He's like, ma'am, I'm asking you. He moved out the way.
She followed this nigga to his fucking apartment. He pulled out the key and was like, now how the fuck you feel? She was like, no.
I'm saying I just didn't know. Started damn near trying to give him some pussy.
And it was crazy. My nigga, she sat the nigga at the door talking about you don't live here.
Yes, I do. Prove it.
I don't have to prove shit to you.

Who the fuck makes y'all the authority on regular people?

Get the fuck out of my face.

Mind your fucking business.

Fuck out of here.

You know what I'm saying?

And they take that shit to another level.

And it's passed down some of it.

I'm an authoritative figure.

You got to answer my questions.

No, I don't.

Do y'all care about the Drake UMG stuff?

I read it.

What's the newest update?

A lot of amendment to the complaint.

And I went through, it was like 180-something pages.

I read a lot of it.

Oh, wow.

I did see they quoted... Quoted Joe?

Joe.

Us.

Really?

No, they didn't.

Probably the JBP.

No, no.

They quoted Joe Button. They quoted Joe Button.
Do you happen to know what that quote was? J.A.B. From the J.B.P though J.A.B.
With all of us That was the episode All Us was in y'all Oh, so now we're all Your co-D's in this one too We ain't Oh But um Co-D's in this one too It was mostly in regards To the Super Bowl performance Right? The amendments? No No, not all of it. They took out some of the botting stuff.
Okay. The claim of botting.
Because everyone's doing that. Yeah.
The part that really stands out to me, and I'm just curious. So they used Joe's quote of...
Admitting. Like, yeah, I know Kendrick used bots.
Yeah. where it gets tricky because if you're using this and you're saying that that was a factual statement that he made on the show so are you saying everything on the show is a factual statement it's not no but because you yourself on TaylorMade, as Pac says, talk about them like a young girl's.
I heard it on the Joe Button podcast. It's got to be true.
And that's your whole claim is, hey, what was said, these claims about me are not true. So if you...
You get what I'm saying? You can't have it both ways

is what you're saying.

Yeah.

Like, I read that and I'm like,

well, dog, is what's said true or not?

Drake, I hate to refer to the tag you,

but I was just talking.

Hey, I was just talking shit, big dog.

I was just getting some engagement going.

Hey, not nobody on Universal who done text me, called me, paid me. They didn't get me to school.
I was just up here running my mouth. Man, they got it.
It ain't no deeper than that, Drake. All the reaction videos, tweets, like they have all of this shit.

I'm with you.

I think that bots was in play.

But for me to say that factually, sorry, buddy.

But subpoena me.

Shit.

I think bots have been in play.

I love nothing more than to come up to court.

Show my face, see what's going on.

Have that shit on.

A what?

What?

In that case, though? And have the scoop first. Yeah.
It'll be me and Meg Cutliffe, whatever her name is. Me and my girl.
Let me take the stand. That's stupid.
See what up. Act the ass on that stand.
Oh, man. And then UMG replied and said, hey, Discovery works both ways, so be careful.
And then Drake's lawyers replied and said,

nigga, shut the fuck up. Suck my dick.

Yeah, we don't give a fuck what you're talking about.

Juicy.

Tyree.

I was just going to say, I'm so over this shit, bro.

Do I think he's going to win?

I don't know. I don't think so.

I don't think he is, but what do I know?

There's rumors going around about settlements and... Like, if he settles, he wins.
Not necessarily crazy as hell. If they give that nigga some money in a settlement, he wins.
What did he win? What's the money? Money. Or, I mean, what are you doing now? You're suing him for money.

My goal could be to get out of this shit.

I think the money

is the secondary thing.

My independence.

That could be my goal.

Yeah.

I'm not disagreeing with that.

And if I negotiate that

using all of this,

then yeah,

he wins.

It ain't necessarily

got to be the money.

It could be I want to get

the fuck away from y'all.

I don't know what his

objective is.

With my status of who I am.

I don't know what his

end game is.

The number floating at the settlement number that's floating around is 200 to 250. Million, right? And I think he turned it down, right? I don't know.
We just speculated. I don't know shit.
I don't know about no settlement. I don't know nothing.
Yo, do not listen to me as it pertains to any of this lawsuit shit. Legal just think it's fun to fucking kick the shit about at work.
You end up in there. If he ends up in there, he can say, refer to the tag in the front.
Yeah, but let me say it on the stand. Subpoena me.
That nigga Joe, I don't know how you do that. Put that shit on.
It's like you wear that Balenciaga. Put that.
Pull up, pull up, drive that shit. If you subpoena me, I will tell you what I know.
Put that. I mean, you got to have a.
Yo. Oh, yeah.
We'll all pull up. Don't go buy no shirt, yo.
Yeah. Well, yeah.
Group outing. Joe got to do that shit on his own.
That collar got to stand up like this. Yeah.
Like a stiff joint. What? You spray some starch on that shit.
Put that shit on. Wallow, I'm going to find that nigga that you talked into living.
Yo, Joe, stop. Yo, you know.
I'm not over that. Let that shit go.
No, that's like the Jussie Smollett shit to me. Joe.
But he my man, so I don't say it. That was the biggest crock of shit.
You do this a lot. And we love Wallow, so we don't say nothing.

You forgot power for your voices.

Wallow.

Now if it was that, what happened?

When we called him, that never went out, right?

No.

I'm putting that call out.

Look, look, so do you mention this?

This nigga's crazy.

So on the bridges now, they got like a sign.

If you're going through anything and it's a QR code.

I know this because I was driving across the bridge and I saw a dude walking

with his phone out

and I'm like,

what the fuck is he

taking a picture of?

And it's like,

you know,

basically just telling people,

yo,

if you need help,

here's somebody

you can talk to,

et cetera, et cetera.

No, I didn't do the wallow.

I kept driving.

I did look over and say,

oh shit,

niggas be really old.

Does the QR code

take you to wallow?

That's the afrophobia. That's the afrophobia I was talking about.
But go ahead. If it was a slim girl, a white girl, you let it.
But go ahead. It was a white dude.
Listen to how they talk about you. I know.
I know. This was my brothers.
But yeah, it's some shit out there. They trying to.
I got you, Freeze. Yeah.
This thing of Joe just be saying. He just be saying...

My brain don't just hear...

If that happened,

and I asked him on the call...

You did.

Is cops already there?

Yes.

The cops allowed him

to go and do all that shit.

Because the guy probably responded to him.

Joe, let me ask you a question.

He probably walked up...

Just say... God forbid, you were in that position.
Oh. Which position? As the person that was potentially going to jump.
Right? Okay. Could two white cops, I'm assuming they were white.
So let me just say. They were.
Right. Two white cops be talking to you.
And then... Prince.
Skane. Jay.
Anybody just so happy. You going to relate more to them than these fuck? Get the fuck out of my face.
Don't nobody want to talk to Officer Kaczynski. Let me talk to somebody that I relate to that been through some shit that could say, yo, my nigga, I did 20 years in jail and I know it could get better.

That might resonate with you

more than some motherfucking

da-dum-da-dum cop.

Nigga, see, yo.

Go ahead.

Do your thing.

You gonna fuck?

You gonna fuck?

You gonna fuck?

Do your thing.

Stop, yo.

Hey, stop.

You absolutely right.

Leave that guy alone, man.

He lived, he survived.

That shit, man.

Shout out to Wallow. Because Wallow was like, yeah, then I FaceTimed his that guy alone, man.
He lived. He survived.
That's it, man. Shout out to Wallow.

Because Wallow was like, yeah, then I FaceTimed his aunt.

His sister.

Yeah, his sister.

Call whoever.

He kept calling mad numbers, and then they finally got.

He said his family came here, too.

Yep.

Man, shout out to my nigga Wallow, man.

Shout out to Wallow.

That's right.

Shout out to Wallow.

One person at a time, man.

Always in the right place, Wallow.

Stop, man. That's fucking hate.
Hey. Hey.
He just give a fuck. Yeah.
Like I said, I roll by and saw the nigga. I could have quote unquote been in the right place.
I just didn't give a fuck. Black fit America.
If you would have saw that, would you have Joe Pass, Joe? If you would have saw that, would you have drove past Joe?

If you would have saw that, would you have drove past?

If you see somebody.

If you see a nigga stand up on the bridge like this.

Would you drive past?

Don't laugh.

Would you drive past or would you talk to him?

Because you a person that has experienced some sort of depression before.

Would you stop and talk to him?

He'll listen to you.

I would.

Wait.

Which car?

Listen to your man. Stop playing around, bro.
I said I would already. You're in your Ferrari.
Oh,? Listen to your man.

Stop playing around, bro. I said I would already.

You're in your Ferrari.

Oh, I got to stop there.

Some photo ops.

What are you stopping for people to see photo ops?

You got to see that one?

You got to see that.

You got to see that.

You got to see that.

You got to see that.

You got to see that.

You got to see that nigga.

What's wrong with you?

I got to.

So if you were so.

You were so.

Yeah.

I got to pull my chair, though.

All right.

Right to do it.

Right to do it.

Don't do it, James. Let me do the wallow.
Oh, shit. What are you cameras doing? Hey, Rashik.
That's fucked up. Stop.
Stop it. What's wrong with you? Just the one moment where Gilly wasn't nowhere around.
Just wallow alone. Yo, you with Soto.
You with Soto? You with Soto. I don't think you could watch somebody jump, Joe.
Nah, you wouldn't. I'm telling y'all I would do the same thing he did.
But not, no, you, no. I'm letting y'all know when I start, I don't want to hear shit.
I'm setting up some shit. Whoa! Yeah.
I'm saving lives, nigga. When I save lives, I don't want to hear a fucking thing.
Joke run out the burning building with twins. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you what. Shout out to Walo, yo.
Yeah, shout out to Walo. Oh, shout out to Walo, man.
This nigga, boy. That shit was fucking his brain up.
Look. You're an idiot, yo.
So only one car driving by taped that. And got it right to Tasha K.
Oh, man. Am I that came off the cop? Moving on.
They have the body cam, right? No, no, no. It was in the car.
The guy drove by the car, and the police said, come on, get it. Move, move.
That press release still only went to the car. Oh, for fuck's sakes.
Only person? No. No one else has posted it since.
That little press release. What do you think? That's a lie, but okay.
Who else posted it? I'm not talking about it. Move right on.
Yeah, move right on. They doing it jointly with the press release for the movie.
Oh, shit. Really? A two-brute? The fuck? Oh, shit.
Somebody just bring up the cake. Just bring up the cake now.
No, no, no. I don't even know.
No, that cake shit is over. It's over.
That cake shit is over. over That cake shit is over It's a wrap for cake It's called taking y'all So let's see Definitely Luigi Wayne Lodge works to Mel Silver Surfer is a woman Drake cites us in lawsuit Corey Holcomb Corey Holcomb I get to you on Patreon, buddy You got one coming your way Sexy Red Tiny Rich Man Chris Spinal Bonnie Hill Brian St, I don't care about this shit.

That's it.

Unless you guys have something

you would like to share with your audience.

It's Easter weekend.

Y'all doing anything with the kids?

Yeah.

Dropping them off.

Right to Grandpa. Hey.
Oh, man. yeah dropping them off right to grandpa

hey

oh man

I don't know

I'm not sure

I don't even know

what Easter means anymore

I don't have it

yeah

niggas don't get

Easter clothes

Easter eggs

it's also 420

it is 420

niggas gonna hire

weed and an Easter egg

that's a fire

who the fuck

can afford eggs

and paint on them

right

that part

yeah

can't afford no eggs

to paint on them

Thank you. I'm gonna hide weed and the Easter egg.
That's a fire. Who the fuck can afford eggs and paint on them? That part.
You can't afford no eggs to paint on them. I wasn't.
My daughter did ask me though. She's like, can we have an Easter egg hunt? I was like, uh.
I don't even know where one is. 15 a dozen? Yeah, no.
Just do the Cadbury eggs. Nah, I don't know.
The chocolate ones. We got the little plastic shits.
Put a little shit in there. Nah, we got the plastic shits.

So I'm going to set that up. Are you doing Easter too with you?

My daughter came home with the plastic shits yesterday.

So you doing it?

Yeah, but what you doing?

You going to hop?

You can't hop, nigga.

I mean, you could hop.

You could hop.

That's the only way you can.

Daddy rabbit, you could hop.

No, she going to an Easter egg hunt.

I'm not going.

Where's that?

You got to be there, boy.

Why?

Yeah, you got to be there.

My girl going.

Oh, I know that trick. Hey.
He's done. I know that old school trick.
Stupid, yo. You know what? The shit you get off, I be going to make a listen only to you.
Because you get off a lot of shit, bro. Your codes that you be putting out there? I tried to get it off, but it don't work.
You said codes? He be dog whistling? It don't work. He dog whistling to the mother.
So what you be doing? He horse whistling, nigga. So what you do at three in the morning? Oh, well, that's a good question.
I want my 20-year-old son. No, you're not.
You're on Spaces. In the house, next to my wife.
Say, Dan, that's a nice picture. Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, Rosalie, what's your IG? Here's the thing.
Why you not going? It's your first. Hold your door.
Iki. Two or one.
Iki. Why you care what Rosalie look like? For his next, you know, room.
Thank you. What room? I'm 12? I don't know what y'all are talking about right now.

Look out the fuck out of this.

Look at the face.

I did it.

Now, because you have to answer the question.

That's what you do.

You don't answer the question, you reverse it.

I answered you.

Yes.

My wife is dead.

She knows who Rosalina is.

Now.

No, she don't.

It's OK.

You don't answer my question.

Is that right?

No, it's all right.

Yeah, stop playing, yo.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, man. Excuse me, sir.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, man.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry I have to wake you.

You a doctor?

Kadarius Toney is a rapper now.

I didn't see that he was retiring.

That was quick.

That was quick.

Look at her face.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry I have to wake you.

You a doctor?

That's your friend.

Mel, you think your performance is warranted a drop?

Oh, shit.

I don't know.

I'm asking.

That's a yes or no question.

No, you're going too far.

That's a yes or no.

I don't know. I'm asking.
That's a yes or no question. No, you're going too far.
That's a yes or no. I won't go right now.
Time here. Oh, that.
So she knows her performance. I'm not dignifying that with an answer.
Seniority? You're saying? Yeah. Seniority don't give you a drop, Mel.
OK. You've been promising her a drop, Joe.
It's coming. We just can't force it.
Don't worry about it. I don't want it anymore.
You got to drop on her podcast. I don't want it anymore.
You ain't got to drop on Flip the Network. Fuck y'all.
I'm good with it. I don't want to drop.
Y'all got to see what y'all man did when he was doing the drop. Yo, Ice, Parks, let me talk to y'all back then.
Working like this and shit like that. I'm watching nigga Mel looking like, what do you think they're doing? I don't want to fuck.
My phone, uploading shit. He come out, press the button.
Play it again, that's fire. Excuse me, sir.
I'm sorry I have to wait. I got fucking small hands and soft mouth, okay? I'm doing just motherfucking fine.
Kadarius Toney. Retired now, Kadarius Toney.
Oh, he retired from the league? Yeah, retired. Yes.
Formerly of the Kansas City Chiefs. And Giants.
I guess. Maybe.
He was nice in college, too. He was nice.
Hey. Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. It's him on the beat.
Alright, that was brand new Kadarius Tony Was he nice and elite? No He was very talented Didn't really pan out for him He was talented He wasn't nice So if you tell I don't Okay It didn't work out for him On the field Alright His physical ability is amazing Yeah He's not a bad Pause, nigga Basketball I mean, he's not a bad football player at all. He had a lot of potential.
Should we do that over, or are we going to leave his leukemia in the fucking recording? What the fuck are you doing? You can't just come in with leukemia. Do I walk off the set to go cough in the bathroom? Yes.
Because last time I did, when I went to the bathroom,

I heard that my back was being kicked in.

Yes, that is true.

You're getting out of hand.

But you run that risk when you have to leave set for any reason.

We're going to kick it back in.

Got you.

You wasn't coughing at Bernice's party.

No, the air was fresh.

Breathing man clear, Bernice said.

Yeah, right?

Forever young. She brought him out, Joe.
Woo! Nice. That nigga flipped.
Ran up to somebody. She talked about something.
Oh, shit. Lonnie Blair.
My girl, no. I love Lonnie.
You such a kid. I knew it for a long time.
It's good to see you. And Lonnie was like...
No, but watch it. It was good to see Lonnie.

Get out of Lonnie's face, man. I love Lonnie.

That nigga act like he's seen Coco beware.

No, because she's nice.

Some people are beautiful and nice.

She's a nice girl.

Man, when's your birthday party?

Next week.

My birthday's in November.

What'd you do?

For my last birthday? She went on vacation. Did I? I don't think so.
She always got to be cryptic. Girl, just tell us what you did.
I don't remember. I went, I had a night out with my girlfriends.
We got to throw her 50 of you. We got to do that for me.
48th. What you said, 48 this year Mel? Yeah We gotta throw her a party Joe I think Mel would cry She would lose Mel would love that She would fucking faint Oh my god People really care about me Mel get up Get the smell of something She would lose Oh my god They too love me She'd lose her mind Oh Oh, my God.
They two love me. She'd lose her mind.
Oh, my God. So many people showed up.
I thought I had no one. That's what she would do.
Can you imagine if Tara popped up there? Would you forgive her in real time? Who? If we invited Tara to the party and she came, would you forgive her? Who the fuck is Tara? What's her name? Who? Tahira. Tahira.
No. No, Mel.
I'm going to ask you a question, man. Listen.
Please don't. If she come to the party.
Please don't. No.
If she came to the party, Mel, would you forgive her in real time? Oh, you came to support my party. If she do that, you got to make that same girl seating section that you did at my party.
Yeah. I did not do anything.
What? I just sat down. Nigga, you held a chance, nigga.
I sat down. You said Angie.
And they were. She's trying to use Angie's name.
I saved it for Angie. That's not what you did.
I saved it for me, Angie, and other people. All right, I'm moving on.
It's fine. It's fine.
All right, so you guys don't have anything else that is near and dear to your heart that you have to share with the three million people listening right now, no? No. No? Everybody cool? We cool, man.
We got part of the show? No. I have a sleeper.
Let's see. There's Tony.
Oh, I wanted to play Van Lathan crying because it tugged at my heartstrings. And then I'll play a sleeper.
All right. Okay.
Like, really? If you're on my sharing, what's everything negative you believe about yourself?

That I have to be more at all times?

Oh, let me pause this.

That was such a great question.

Let me ask my cast.

What is everything negative you guys believe about yourself?

Anybody tough enough to answer?

Yes.

Or should I just play the clip?

Play the clip, man.

You're such a pussy. If you are my sharing, what's everything negative you believe about yourself? That I have to be more at all times.
When my dad died, I lost the opportunity to really gain his respect. I've been chasing it for a long time for him to kind of look at me like he looked at himself.
When I was a kid, I was taller than him. He used to make me sit down on the ground when he would talk to me.
As big as what I was everywhere else, I just wanted to be big in front of him. And now I was done.
Nothing is making me feel connected to him. The name change, the hat.
The hat, the name change, those are coping mechanisms. Majority of men of his era, where he grew up at, he didn't know how to express the love for you

the same way my dad did. It's not about

the hat. It's not about the name change.

It's about here.

What you are believing about yourself,

you're phenomenal. What you

accomplished with all you're dealing with inside,

your father didn't have the capacity

to tell you that, but I tell you that.

If you was my son, I'd be highly

pleased.

You can't tell a nigga that but I tell you that. If you was my son, I'd be highly pleased.
Yeah, nigga, you can't tell a nigga that.

That shit's nuts.

That shit's nuts.

Ow!

That shit don't be working, though.

Sometimes when a nigga vent, I don't want to hear

that shit about a nigga. I want the respect from my pops.

I don't want to hear if I was your son, nigga.

I want the respect from my father.

Salute, thank you, but niggas don't want to hear that in real time. But didn't he just say his dad died? Yeah, but that's not soothing.
I mean, maybe it is to him. That was Mr.
Jason Wilson. He's dope.
Shout out to Mr. Jason Wilson, Paul Mead, Paul.
For who it is, nigga. Shout out to Jason Wilson.
I almost cheered up listening to that for the first time because I didn't expect Van to get so for real on the question. Like, he really answered it.
He really answered it. Nah, that nigga Jason Wilson, yeah.

Try to chase it Wilson,

but still.

Like, why Van

got deep like that?

That's different

to hear black man get.

Because he was being vulnerable.

Something negative

was different.

And he felt like he was

in a safe space

to be vulnerable.

Melissa, you could quit this job.

You could quit, girl.

Anyway, uh,

what, not having to joke? Oh. He's quit, girl.
Anyway, what?

Not having a joke?

He's just stabbing me, like literally.

No, because Mel, no.

I got your joke.

Don't try to hide your joke and hide mine.

Fuck out of here, Mel.

He wasn't a safe thing.

He wasn't a really safe thing.

Going over.

With a doctor.

I hired a doctor for your ass.

He wasn't a doctor.

Who? Do you want us to cry? Jason Wilson. Jason Wilson's not a doctor.
Oh, well, I hired a doctor for your ass. He wasn't a doctor.
Do you want us to cry?

Jason Wilson's not a doctor. Oh, well, I hired a doctor, though.
Do you want us to cry up here, Bill? I mean, no, not necessarily. If you don't want to, but if you want to, I mean, it's just...
You think it's the same place to get us to cry? No, but when you ask, the question... What do y'all think about what family comes up? God damn it.
Oh man. I thought it was beautiful.
No, no. I want to answer the question.
I think what he said was wonderful how open he was. I like the question that you asked earlier.
I just had to dig in my negative arsenal about myself, but I wanted to answer that. But I think what he did was beautiful.

Yeah, I think it's dark. To be vulnerable.

Yeah, two black men

to be that comfortable

and vulnerable

to share with the world.

I respect that.

There's a lot of people

that inspires others

to come forward

and talk about

what they think

negative about themselves.

That was the question, right?

Yeah, you terrible, bro.

I didn't get that.

I mean, Salute,

well, he says

everything negative

about yourself

that I have to be more.

Yeah, that he's not enough.

Thank you. I ain't get that.
I mean, salute. Well, he says everything negative about yourself that I have to be more.
Yeah, that he's not enough. You don't feel like you're good enough.
That he's not enough. Okay.
A lot of people feel that way. It's a lot of people that feel like that.
All right. Or whatever I accomplish is just not enough.
Like, people feel like they, yeah. It's a lot of people.
To who? To them, to their family. A lot of people out here living to impress their family,

living to impress their family.

What about to themselves?

Why is it asking me

to anybody?

No, I said to him first.

I said him.

I know, but Ice looks like

he's dismissing even that notion.

No, I'm not dismissing.

I just, I just,

I didn't dismiss it.

There are plenty of people

that feel like they themselves

are not enough

for whatever reason.

Okay.

It's like imposter syndrome.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Like I said, I didn't get it. Y'all explain it.
Cool. I think it was dope.
I think it was dope. And I think that for all y'all, you're a therapy person.
You're a therapy person. I think that he let it out.
And now you got to figure out how to fix it or heal it, right? Ain't that what therapy do? Like they identified a problem. I'm not trying to be funny.
Sort of,. Sort of.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Like yo, don't you identify the problem first. Yes.
You can't fix something that you don't identify first. And then my man is starting to give him the necessarily tools to fix it.
Like yo, I believe in you, my nigga. Whatever your father thought, I don't think that.
You know what I'm saying? Speaking only for me though. I'm sorry because Van's story was beautiful, but if me and my dad are having a turbulent relationship or not seeing eye to eye when I'm younger and then I get taller than you.
I knew he was going to say something, yo. I'm not sitting on no floor.
That's it. That's all I got.
Look at y'all waiting for me to be. You're an idiot, bro.
No, because we... No use of God.
Sit on the floor. I know.
Which floor? What floor? Dad. Knock the monkey shit out.
But that might speak to his father's insecurity. I had to beat...
I want to hear from niggas that beat their dad up before. You can't.
No, man. Your dad can't just say anything in the name of dad.
Sit on the floor. Well, not sit on the floor, but your dad can say anything he wants.
Your father. What? It's how you receive it.
And I'm going to look up to you being short. No, I'm not.
You can stand up. That sitting on the floor should sound crazy, but.
It did. Sometimes your father would, you know.
Because now you're just trying to,

now you're being mean.

You're trying to demoralize me. Yeah, demoralize.

You're trying to break

my spirit or some shit.

Like,

stop playing with me.

Some people live life

to impress their parents

or get acceptance

from their parents.

A lot of people

live life like that.

They don't want to.

I understand that.

The sad part for me

in that story

is your parent passing

with you having

or having

All these unresolved feelings.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, no, that's not.
Child of Van Lathan, man, I just thought that that was deep and extremely vulnerable. your parent passing with you having all these unresolved feelings.
Exactly.

Yeah.

No, that's not.

Shout out to Van Lathan, man.

I just thought that was deep

and extremely vulnerable

for a podcaster.

He shocked the shit out of me.

All right.

Talking a bunch.

All right.

Don't do that.

All right.

My sleeper for the week.

I'm going with

Jacob Lattimore.

This record is called Win

Win.

Do you really think I could've seen it in your eyes? Girls always trying to take a nigga by surprise This time, it's mine All I know is you finna make me lose my mind All I know is I'm gonna make you say it's mine Could it be love? Could it be love? Girl, that's just us, riding like a pony Baby, shut up, no need to rub, until we're done Don't lose your focus, keep your eyes on me Tonight, let's take our time Maybe it's love, maybe it's love for mine Either way, it's still a win-win No need to hesitate No need to worry, we both want the same thing We don't have to complicate it, no I'll get you wet, now let's get lost at sea Girl, you got something that I can't replace Started off slow, now let's pick up the pace Cause you tonight, it's mine All I know is You finna make me lose my mind All I know is I'm gonna make you say It's mine Could it be love? Could it be us? Girl that's just us, riding back up on it

Baby shut up, don't need to rub

Until we done, don't lose your focus

Keep your eyes on me tonight

Let's take our time

Baby it's love, maybe it's us

Either way it's still a win-win That's brand new music from Jacob Lattimore That record is called Win Win W-I-N Not the other way Here you go Friend of the show Jacob Lattimore Is that, please, doing well Shout out to Jacob Lattimore

That record is available in your phone

And on DSPs right this second

Alright, um

Talk about Mozzie's album

Didn't even say the name of the album

I'm his intrusive thoughts

So my sleeper is

Who Want War?

Mozzie and polo G Bees to the sky shit again under my skin if you a thief You lie Doing 60 in the pants, well that's a reason to cry Still, dirty spray pouring off Remember back then at my lowest, they weren't showing up So naive and losing focus, I ain't knowing off And the church's pistol told me you gon' blow a wire Who won't war with us? Donkey rope, HGM pendant, hanging off it Yeah, I put him on, he ain't putting on, we take him off it, niggas in the field Worth a couple M's can play the office, but I'd rather not Suckers try and get back for them losses, it's still one up top Paranoia got me movin', caution up an echelon Separate the crashes from the boss as far as paperwork Jake can tell you mozzarella flawless, I ain't said a word Got it off the curb, now we ballin', they know what's up Tend to leave it there, we can't resolve it Fuck your dead homie, still denying all involvement I don't know what happened Hey, put that chicken on my head Cause niggas know we actin' Yeah, it's much more than rapping Told bro we so locked in that I won't breathe if you die Still gripping on my Janet, throwing bees to the sky Shit again under my skin, if you a thief and you lie Doing 60 in the pants, well that's a reason to cry still Dirty Sprite pouring off, remember back then at my lowest They went showing off, so naive and losing focus I ain't know enough, and the trenches pistol told me You gon' blow a wire, who won't war with us? Them shorties fan, they like what them killings gotta do and shoot 30 M's in, still paying for these funeral rules Them killers still anxious for revenge, we can't do a truce I hold better friends, ain't the reason I come through and shoot Slide up, black hoodie like the Reaper, nice timer What the fuck we dying for, I seen the hood drying up In the game, my guys trust enough to get they labs up Like Kobe with this nine clutch, blow smoke till they divide us Tell officer, come play ball, let's play three on three No, I ain't worried about childless, me versus me When I lost my dog, I couldn't really find the words to speak Like spinning till they fall, drop out still trying to earn a beat Told bro we so locked in that I won't breathe if you die Still gripping on my gen and throwing bees to the sky Shit again under my skin if you a thief and you lie Doing 60 in the pants, well that's a reason to cry still Dirty spray pouring up pouring up. Memo back then at my lowest, they weren't showing up.
So naive and losing focus, I ain't know enough. In the trenches, pissed who told me you gonna blow away.
Who want war with us? And that record is Who Want War? Mozzie and Polo G off of Mozzie's new album, Intrusive Thoughts. In your phones, on DSPs, wherever you get your music from.
I'm playing something off this with Kushinoj. This is My Influence with Juicy J.
Play me some 80s, man. Nigga.
Taylor Gang niggas is different, bro. Gonna be out here dick riding niggas and shit.
Pause. Real pauses, man.
Real bosses, man Yeah, nigga made it out the hood Making plays in Hollywood Keep on grinding every day Gotta make sure family good Didn't have it, grew up poor These days I be thumbing through it Trap nigga, pimp nigga, gangsters That's my influence Bless and peace the pimp See, I be on that good stuff I got something at home, thick as fuck, rolling my woods up Know it's real, she took a charge for me, that's that hood, love Thought I was gonna fall off, you on good drugs Why would I stop getting this man, little bitch, when they keep printing it? You forgot who run this shit, I'm here to jog your memory My diamonds shine so bright,'s like they run off solar energy I be blowing gas, I just blowed up me a chroma tree Ho ho ho, who won't smoke, bought my own vibe Try to stop me from bringing home the bacon, you get hog tied We don't play them games, young nigga got that switch, fuck your karate They find your remains, white lady walking her dog, gon' find your body Don't wanna take it it there It's a long way to the top, I took the stairs My success make haters sick Damn, my nigga, you don't look too well Ain't no way to stop this shit So I hate that's niggas gon' say what they want Still spendin' cake today From back in the day when a nigga sold tapes Out the trunk Nigga made it out the hood, makin' plays in Hollywood Keep on grindin' every day Gotta make sure family good Didn it, grew up poor, these days I be thumbing through it Trap nigga, pimp nigga, gangsta, that's my influence Rest in peace to pimp, see, I be on that good stuff I got something at home, thick as fuck, rollin' my woods up Know it's real, she took a charge for me, that's that hood love Thought I was gon' fall off, you on big drugs Good buzz, OG got me cushed up, so high you might look up See me in the clouds, never coming down, I flip plug Just left out the strip club, just rolled the hoes up Good girl, but she want weed and liquor Riding with the ones I'm always with, I never switch up Gotta keep at least one down, that bitch I call, she pick up Gotta stand on business properly, toast, I'm on 10-up This year gotta write a Grammy speech in case I win one I could show you how to be a G because I've been one She know how I like my joints, she roll me up a big one Trap nigga, drug dealer, I'm the GOAT, noneer Two weeks, one villa, O.N.s, young niggas Nigga made it out the hood, makin' plays in Hollywood Keep on grindin' every day, gotta make sure family do it Didn't happen, grew up poor, these days I be thumbing through it Trap nigga, pimp nigga, gangsta, that's my influence Rest in peace to Pimp, see see, I be on that good stuff. I got something at home, thick as fuck, rolling my woods up.
Know it's real, she took a charge for me, that's that hood, love. Thought I was gonna fall off, you on good drugs.
That's Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, myluence. Happy 420 to those who celebrate.

Cushion OJ 2 out now.

I'm going to a young lady.

Her name is Cherie.

And the song is Feels and Fears. Every now and then You creep up And I tense up Think about a time Way back when I'm still bleeding Tryna handle a deep cut I feel I need therapy Cause I feel you got the best of me I'm stuck at the part where I'm supposed to forgive But I can't forget Here I go all in my fears I wish you knew how it feels You got me holding my fears, my fears, my fears Drowning me out in my tears, getting to feel something real You got me holding my fears, my fears, my fears I hope you know how it feels

You bruised me, you made me believe nothing good will last You fooled me, I said I'll never trust again I made my bet, no wonder why I'm scared I'll begin, a tainted heart In case I'm light in the dark Stuck at the part where I'm supposed to forgive But I can't forget Yeah, I got all in my fears I wish you knew how it feels You got me all in my fears My fears, my fears Drowning me out in my tears, getting tough in something real You got me all in my fears, my fears, my fears Yeah, I got me all in my fears, oh, you smell my heart You leave me on the planet

There's a lot of success

You got me all in mind

Nothing's lonelier than phobias

If only us, but something that didn't cause so much

Dysfunction I could probably love again

Ooh, that I know just again

Thank you. If only us, but something that didn't cause so much dysfunction I could probably love again That I never dressed again Nothing's lonely, I'll go for you, oh yes Nothing caused so much destruction I could probably love again Here I go all in my fears I wish Oh Don't you watch me became another a my lover, now I'm in my tears Needed to feel something real

You got me all in my fears

My fear, my fears

I hope you know how it feels That is Cherie, Beals, and Beers.

That was dope.

That was dope.

Big Mel.

Yeah.

Mine is called A&O, A Night Off by Allay.

Okay.

This might be like new old music.

That one's true.

I'm sure that one. We ask you to pull up, just answer your phone Unlock the door if nobody's home I've been thinking about it all day, you know Let's take it slow, let's take it slow, yeah Cause I know what to do with it Tonight there is no limits, no, no, no I can't believe that you're mine So I ain't gonna waste no time, no I've been waiting for so long to get you all alone If I finally got you right now I've never left my door, it's been free my fall I only make one mistake if I want you to want warm down So put your head down I just think that I'm not for you I'm not for you to keep you here I'm not for you to keep you here I'm not feeling what we don't know what to do We don't know what to do We don't know what to do We don't know what to do We don't know what to do with me Yeah, yeah Because I tell you Yeah, yeah Girl, you're mine, oh Yeah, yeah I know what to do with me Yeah, yeah I know what to do with me I know what they're doing That is LA A&O, another night off Featuring Drew's That Dude and Jay Lewis.
That was dope. Who played that? Malfour.
Oh, my God. I said new old...
Holy fuck. What? What? What? What? No, no, forget it.
Forget it. You were huffing and puffing.
But you're not original. Huh? Fuck.
I said new old music. But it's okay for you.
I played that up already. It's from 2015.
I've gotten here 2023. Sorry.
Me and Ish, you keep playing our song. You played five of mine.
Where are you getting your sleepers from? You played five. Don't ask me.
I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you where I get my shit from.
But there's going to

be some overlappage because you play R&B,

he plays R&B, I play a lot of R&B. There's going to be

overlappage. You want me to play rap?

I play rap. I played some rap too.

But they look at me funny when I play

fucking rap. Like I can't appreciate it.

Like you ain't a video vixen, huh?

You started off in rap.

Tell them. Listen, I'm only joking with you, by the way.

I'm just kidding. Like Mel turned up

for real. I'm kidding with you.

Thank you. You have been going after me all episode.
Yeah, that's fucking up. You have been coming after me all episode.
What's your change? Huh? Oh, God. Okay.
So sharpen your sword. I've been shooting.
Come to duel. I've been shooting.

But you shoot below the bell.

You shoot right for somebody's dick.

Okay.

So I miss you.

Huh?

That's what that means?

I miss you. You don't have a dick, Mel.

Proverbial dick.

You don't have a proverbial dick.

It just went like this.

You don't have a proverbial dick.

It's tucked.

And in Connecticut, a beer was on the loose and all the women ran.

Here we go.

There you go.

Take some fussy wuzzy.

I'm just telling y'all what happened.

When I saw a beer on the loose in Connecticut, it was on the news.

Nah, they walked over there.

No, no, no.

They got the fuck out of there, boy.

A fussy wuzzy.

But I ran the beer shit into the ground, so I will not bring it up anymore. Me with the bear shit and them with the cake, we've done it.
We've done it. We have.
You're cool in my book. They fucked that bear up on Last of Us.
What are you saying? Why are you fucking... The Last of Us new season's out? Yes.
Well, I'm still one. They fucked that bear up.
Spoiler alert. There's a few shows I got to watch.

I got to watch that.

I got to finish the pit.

What's the pit?

Go ahead and take the garbage out while we're recording.

What's the pit?

It's a medical drama on Max.

What the fuck you want?

I thought you was talking about it.

You get older, yo.

He just do a whole young shit.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the pit at Bob's Furniture.

No.

I'm in that one. If they do a show about that pit, I'm up in there.
I don't know what that means. I thought you were talking about a hunting party.
That's over. Now, if you know that LA song, you went out there to get cracked.
Don't nobody even know that song unless they were trying to get cracked. It's okay.
That's not my business. That's not my business.
I don't even see the correlation. I just don't know why you won't ever admit.
Maybe because we guys and you work with us. Just admit it.
Yo, I was going out there to get my fucking rock song. Yeah, just you don't ever stand in it like Tracy.
Tracy Ellersworth's real stand in it. Yo, this is how I feel and this is why.
Parks, did I not just fucking talk about Being folded last fucking episode Or the episode before Yeah, I remember something about that There we go Folded and something else Sure Exactly Huh? We were talking about Courtside In Milwaukee Yes, yes Yes, she said Yes, I was Yes I think everyone said I think everyone said, ah. Yeah.
I was shocked.

Shocked because I actually admitted, yes.

Don't talk to us like that.

We don't want to hear this shit.

Oh, yeah, you did say that.

We don't want to hear this shit.

We don't want to hear this shit.

We was packing.

Exactly.

So when I do, yeah, I was like, you guys clutch your pearls.

Like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You can't talk like that around us.

It was a running back.

It was a running back.

Don't worry about who the fuck it was.

Your man.

Why do you think? Oh, my God. You guys do not know everything.
That's what I was thinking. That nigga was a monster.
You know that nigga. It's a monster.
You wasn't playing with him. Your man wasn't.
42, 42, 42. Huh? Wait, what? We're doing this.
That's true? No, I don't know what you guys are talking about. It tracks.
You know that tracks. That nigga was a monster.
She gets a little nervous. I told her I was a nigga.
Look, it's just those rainy days. It's okay.
It's all right, yo. Y'all don't know everything.
I'm down with you. Y'all don't know her business.
Anybody doing anything fun this weekend? Anybody getting folded this weekend or folding something? Folding some doobies. Just outside.
Folding my woman. Bro, stop saying doobie.
Doobies? Doobie. 420.
Fuck that. Yeah, for sure.
Folding them up. That shit.
How you fucking right now with your leg like that? He lay down. Take it off.
Oh, you taking it off?

Yeah.

But you ain't going to work, right?

Oh, you like pain.

It don't hurt as much.

Squeeze my leg.

She just taking care of you.

It don't hurt no more.

Mama just taking care of you.

You ain't going to work.

No, he ain't putting no work in.

School-ish.

Real white, look.

Look, look, look.

Give me pound, yo.

I'm gonna strike a lot on.

Yo, stop pounding like that, like you be doing something.

Stop.

Don't do that.

I'll fire you up.

I'll fire him up.

Thank you. Give me pound, yo.
Yo, stop pounding like that, like you be doing. Stop.
Don't do that. I'll fire you up.
I'll fry him up. Get him.
He let the air out mid-conversation and shit. He just be doing whatever he want.
That shit fucked you up. That shit fucked you up.
What the fuck? That nigga take his Viagra. Bro, you got the pump? Yeah, he let the air out during the pod, nigga.
Ride his little Medicaid bike in the bedroom. I'm ready, baby.
It don't matter. You can walk though?

Yeah.

Why do you need air in that?

To keep it tight, right?

It don't.

Yeah.

Compression?

Compression.

Ah.

You getting better though? You be good?

So, I don't care.

I just be trying to sound like that.

That's fucked up.

You should be trying to sound like I care about it.

Shit came on my main leg.

Yo, it's getting bad.

I can't feel it.

When does the boot come off? It not nice bro three months hmm you need some workers comp let's get it started please don't i'm serious how can the network assist in whatever's going on for real that? For real. They think I'm just being a liar.

Cover his medical.

I'm in this.

Oh, shit.

What is that for you?

Cover his medical.

I am.

I'm going to pay for his water bed.

He said cover his medical.

Yo, this nigga is the worst nigga on earth.

Nigga, you covered your own shit, man. you got? Oh You can wait So that whole trip to LA wasn't covered under insurance? Covered under who insurance? Yours Insurance is not gonna pay for you a flight to go get the surgery Well, not the flight, but the surgery Yeah, but you still got a copay and deductibles and all that shit.
She don't know nothing about that pay shit. I know a lot about it.
I know a lot about it. Listen, man, this was fun.
This was fun. I had a blast.
I had a blast, man. Yo, this is the best feature ever.
This is right there. I'm all in your business.
Easily. What's up, dude? Number one.
I'm not bad at that take. This is the best guest verse in the history of guest verses.
I agree. Guest verse meaning one verse on the song.
I agree. Got you.
It's this. I'll give y'all a chance to rebut it.
I ain't rebutting it. I don't rebut y'all New York bias no more.
Just let it cook. That's what we're doing.
He's been doing it on Twitter too. Yeah, I see it.
It's the truth. It's hard to have certain talks surrounded by New York bias.
It's 1,000% hard to have them talk. Why we got New York bias and you don't? Because you listen to Crucial Conflict.
We listen to Crucial Conflict and Master P2. It has nothing to do with Crucial Conflict.
Even when you go there to try to diminish it, that's part of your New York bias. Yo.
I just don't play into it no more. Oh, and I saw your mouth.
Where's our New York bias? Give me one of the takes that I say that's New York bias. Fam, we just had, your New York bias was on display when we did that whole posse cut shit.
That's not true. Maybe our age bias was a little bit more prevalent.
And your New York bias. There's a lot more New York posse cuts than there are other.
We invented the posse cut, so it's biased to say, it's biased to say. And we older, we've been outside long.
We invented rap. Okay, is it possible that something you invented, other motherfuckers could have gotten better at it than you? A thousand percent.
Yes. You don't acknowledge that.
That's not true. It is a fact.
You do not acknowledge that. You always quick to say, nigga, we started here.
New York is here. That's true.
Niggas done started something is a top 10 posse cut

of all time.

I'm not arguing

with nobody

who disagrees with that.

Reservoir Dogs

being an all-time posse cut

is not a New York bias take.

Or Scenario

or fucking

the symphony.

Or Buddy.

I'm just saying

that those are not,

I'm not saying

that you won't find another example. That ain't New York bias is all I'm saying.
Jay-Z being the best rapper in the world is not New York bias. It's not New York bias.
It's not. So if you agree with it, it's not New York bias.
No, I'm not saying that at all. There you go.
There you go. I just like to do that shit as a New Yorker

New Jerseyan

cause he's on that

paint me

I'm different

I'm cotrarian

I disagree with my surroundings

if I have a headache

I would really debate this with you

that's his thing

it's not his thing

it's y'all thing

to try to paint me

as something

just because I disagree

with something

it's not a painting

of anything

y'all refuse to accept

the fact that

hey this nigga might

listen to something different

he might have just grown up differently than because I live here and I'm from a certain area in a certain time that I gotta subscribe to the same shit. It's not that, hold up, let me finish.
It's not an attempt to be different though. It's not an attempt to be a contrarian.
That shit really get annoying but I let it slide for the sake of just combo. It's not an attempt to do something.
I really listen to the other shit that I listen to more than like you was playing the mob shit earlier. Ish looked at me and said you don't know this? I'm like no I don't.
Which means you purposely But it's not purposely is my point. I didn't go out of my way to not hear it.
It's a preference, yo. I didn't go out of my way

to not hear that.

Ice, you got seven million songs

in your phone.

I got that in my phone too.

All right.

So which means

if you didn't hear,

yo, it's the R-A-P-P-E-R-N-O-I,

you purposely went out your way

not to go listen

to the Mobb Deep Infamous album.

That's not true

is what I'm telling you.

All right.

You don't have to go out.

Where was that?

Where am I

where the Mobb Deep Infamous album is played like that? Answer that question for me. Joe Budden birthday party.
No. Ice was in the house listening to hip hop.
So no, the whole entire Mobb Deep album ain't going to be nowhere being played. But neither is Mia X and neither is Wait, it's my go.
Neither is Fiend and neither is all these other albums that you so frequently listen to. All that other weirdo shit you be on.
You made an attempt to go listen to Mia X. And you made an attempt to not listen to my beat.
And if you listen to me, like I've been trying to explain to you, they didn't play Mia X on the box. I had the box.
We all had the box. I didn't play that shit, though.
You wasn't the only one with the box. Hold up, man.
Let him talk. Nah, it's...
He got a headache. Y'all niggas fucking watchain.
Nah, it's not even that. It's not even that.
Again, I told you

that sound

did not resonate with me.

I liked a bop.

I like a bounce.

So when I heard

the West Coast shit,

the Down South shit,

it had that.

And then it's like,

oh shit, let me hear

more of that.

I'm not going out of my way.

Those records that come out,

I hear from certain acts,

I don't like it.

I'm not rushing

to go listen to more

to see if y'all got some shit in your library that I do like. The shit I hear, okay, I don't like this sound.
That's what I'm telling you. But y'all take that as he's trying to be a contrarian.
He's trying to be different. No, I'm not.
I am listening to what resonates with me. I'm listening to what sounds good to me.
Unfortunately, it is not the same thing that sounds good to you. True.
That's it. That's literally it, though.
I'm agreeing with you. So why when we say, yo, this is what we like, is it a New York bias as opposed to our personal preference? Because y'all are quick.
Why you don't look at it like our personal preference? It's always your personal preference, but the difference is y'all are quick to shit on everything that's outside of this. Well, not everything, but nobody.
Let me. You're always with A.J.
I'm not talking to you. I'm always with him.
I hate him. Yo, I'm talking.
Can we have a 1v1 real quick? Oh, 1,000%. But it started with a must.
All right. Well, we're having one now.
We're having one now. I will have a 1v1 afterwards.
My point is... You're handing a weaker nigga first.
He might not be finished for you. He ain't like, you He getting a weak nigga out of the way first.
Hey, I'm here. Hey, I'm the Super Mario Castle nigga.
No, but it's biased when it's our preference. No, it's not biased when it's your preference.
It's biased when y'all dismiss someone's thinking differently to include your... I don't dismiss the Mob DJ.
I don't dismiss that. All said was I didn't listen to it in that posse cut conversation we didn't dismiss no West Coast shit we actually bought up West Coast shit and said it should have been bought in there I brought up stay fly we bought up other shit from other places and said it should have been in there and then once I brought up some songs alright I don't want to hear that shit but I think that's part of Ice positioning himself to be different it To be a certain way No y'all You think I'm the only person That say that I don't think nobody Has a beef with you Being different Like you keep painting it out To be I I think people only highlight That The fact that you point out Yeah How different you are And what those differences are No No, I don't point it out.
I'm

speaking on the shit that I listen to.

I don't go out my

way to say, oh, I don't listen to what y'all

like. I like this.
When it comes

to me, I say, yo, this is what I like.

And the second I do it is, yo,

but you from here, how do you not like this?

I'm telling you how. Because that shit

ain't sound good to me.

That's it. I can see that.

But they can't. You know what it is?

They can't see it. I can see that.

But they can.

You know what it is?

They can't see it.

I guess as a person

who knows music

and people look to for music

and your music takes,

sometimes when you

take a certain stance,

it comes off away.

But my thing is,

even that.

So like the Afrobeat shit,

it comes off away.

We don't fuck with your stance, nigga.

No, I don't want you to fuck with my stance.

How about that?

We trying to...

Hey, we ain't coddling this, nigga.

Chill out, nigga.

Hey, we don't fuck with your stance, nigga. I don't want you to fuck with my stance.
How about that? We ain't coddling this, nigga. Chill out, nigga.
We don't fuck with your stance. Don't fuck with it, though.
We hate your stance on shit. It's my stance.
No, enough sugar baby in this thing. Ain't no sugar baby in this, nigga.
My stance don't require validation. Don't listen to it.
It's my stance. And I'm comfortable with it.
I look to you for music, nigga. But that's your mistake.
And I say that all the time. It's not a mistake.
Not trying to be funny. Stop being good at music, nigga.
No, but look, not trying to be funny. Stop remembering shit in your head.
No, my nigga. I'm not.
People be like, yo, you're the music historian. You're this, you're that.
Y'all putting these titles on me. I'm constantly telling y'all I'm a fan of this shit.
I like what I like. And I don't like what I don't like.
You do have an encyclopedic kind of memory, though, when it comes to music. You're right.
What the fuck is wrong with you talking about my op-ed like that? It's true. That's true.
No, I'm not, man. I don't feel good.
I could see how you could not listen to an album on purpose because you have no interest in the artist. And then you would not be aware of it.
Nigga, we call out shit. Oh, 1997, y'all.
But see, I don't even do that. Back in Queens.
It's artists that I am not a fan. Like, y'all know I came in here at your crib and said what I said.
I didn't fuck with that Griselda sound at all. And they killed me for that.
How you familiar? How you like-hop and don't fuck with griselda it's very easy but at the same time when something comes out that's dope that that i think is dope whether it be from them or not i'm like oh shit west side guns uh hitler wears her man's eight the second one was that was a fire joint to me or pray for paris was fire to me like i don't i don't that just because it's the artist. I'm not going to listen.
If some shit is dope and it makes its way to me, I listen to it. Leave him alone, yo.
No, I'm not doing what y'all say, bro. I'm not.
Just allow people to like they shit. Oh, shit.
What'd you say, Mal? I said, you didn't like Mobb Deep? It's not that I didn't like Mobb Deep. I just don't like the sound.
I like the commercial singles that I've heard from Mobb Deep. When they play Infamous, I know three songs off Infamous.
When I say that, that's blasphemy to people. I never said Infamous was bad.
He go and say, yo, you hate Mobb Deep, though. No, I never said that.
Is that what I said? Yes. You bring that, oh, you hate Infamous.
That's what you brought up. You hate Infamous.
I said, you know Infamous. And I don't know Infamous.

That's okay.

Hold on, wait, wait.

So for us to say this,

the best verse and feature verse

to us in hip-hop history,

you said to us.

You didn't say to us.

I said to me,

and then Joe said to him,

we talk about our own personal opinion.

I said it is, nigga.

And I said it is too.

You said,

and your response was,

you ain't say,

yo, that's your preference.

You said,

yo, that's your New York bias. It's better than Cleveland shit, nigga.
Stop, man. And Detroit, nigga.
This better than shit. Good.
Yeah. Now what you gonna do? I ain't gotta do nothing.
I will never hear that verse. It's my name.
My kids. iTunes ever.
That's right. The fuck you talking about? I'm not running to play this.
Yes, you are. No, I promise you I'm not.
I promise you I'm not. You can't force that on him, man.
You can't force that shit on me, bro. Yes, you are, nigga.
I promise you I'm not. I bet you I'll put this in your survival.
I got it. Play it.
No. When's your birthday party? Who DJing? Rock on.
Oh, we in there. We in there, nigga.
You know who DJing. My birthday party.
Fuck you talking about, nigga? We don't want you to.

Rock on, they gonna have all that motherfuckin' 4-2-Dog.

Rock on, can play whatever,

because I'm gonna be lit at my birthday party.

I don't care.

Ice in the pod.

I'm gonna just play some ice shit.

This my shit, though.

I ain't gonna hold you.

This my shit right here, though. This my shit.
What I ain't gonna hold you. This my shit right here though.

Freeze.

This my shit.

What you want me to do?

Yeah.

You know the words, right?

Every word.

Sitting on the court of PIA.

Hey, things are feeling good. Somebody take us out here.

Take us home.

Take us home.

Sipping on some crown.

Hello?

Anybody?

I'm rapping.

Mel. Flill, take us.
Give us the poll. The baddies are insecure.
The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab yourself a Tylenol.
You may need it. There we go.
All right. Life is a box of chocolates.
A series of moments and moments pass. And remember, pay for what you need.
And everything that's free ain't for free.

And a single second and a thousand years is the same measurement of time in the grand scheme of things.

And shout out to the interns.

We love you.

Shut the fuck up.

You really got interns over there?

Give me a ride.

No.

We're going to an intern dinner tomorrow. They're being assholes.
Fuck You paying niggas in salmon? She paying them in Shake Shack. The intern dinner she's throwing is free.

It's a good look for you.

It's a good look.

She got the location free?

Hey, I got these free tickets, guys.

You want to come to a Skybox?

You can put hot and bother on your resume.

It's a resume builder.

You got to get all that free shit on, boy.

Hey, we're looking crazy. You want to write me a portfolio?

Well, come to me.

We'll be at the basketball game.

Hey, Mel, did you pay for this? You want to come me a portfolio? Well, come to me at the basketball game. Hey, Mel, did you pay for this?

I'm so excited.

You want to come to Disney on Ice?

I have a skybox.

Bring your own family.

Ice is not her answer.

I can make you be free.

Oh, shit.

You want to be Ice?

Oh, man.

That shit you get home is legendary, son.

Oh, my god.

That niggas love you.

You guys are terrible.

That niggas jump out the window for Mel.

Yeah, that is Pete.

Yeah.

Look at Freeze.

He know all this shit.

Hey.

We're doing it for the Freeze.

It's right now.

Hey.

That's right. You don't think of him.
New York buyers up in this motherfucker. Fuck is she talking about? All right.
All right, man. Keep us in your prayers.
Look my energy down even doing it. Hold up, man.
All right. Huh? All right, man.
Yo. Yeah.
Yo. Hey.
Who would jump ice at the end of this shit? All right, say something else, nigga. Say something else.
Say something else. See if we don't get up and wear on you, nigga.
You stop. Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord we need to be there Until the next time Yada, yada, yada It's been 10 years If you don't know the outro by now Nothing I can do to help you, man We're gonna have a good time 80 degrees in New York City tomorrow We're gonna have a good time Hey We're pulling cars out. Yo, mix a lot.

Hopefully y'all enjoy this shit as much as we enjoy delivering it to you.

And we'll get back, man.

Flip, what you on this weekend?

We outside?

We outside?

I'm coming outside with you.

Mel, what you on this weekend, Mel?

Let's go, Mel.

I'm going to go to the spa.

You pay for her?

There you go, big Mel. I'm going to start.

Mind your business.

I saw that.

You listen, nigga, so nosy, yo.

You ain't pay for that shit.

She said, send me your credit card.

Let me put it in.

Just put some shit.

Get the...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She put me on the left.

Be careful, man.

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Enough of daddy You've never heard of Joe, bud

JVP, JVP, JVP

Where would you be without JVP?

Eagle!

Bye!