Episode 817 | "More Mt. Rushmore’s"

Speaker 1 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 1 I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real.
No one is exposing, revealing, indicting,

Speaker 1 or telling you anything about themselves.

Speaker 1 Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.

Speaker 1 We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.

Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. I would have had to slit him if I'd seen him the other day.
Whenever I see his outside, I'm snuffing him. Oh.

Speaker 1 So what you said is he don't be outside no more. And not where I be at.
What are you referring to? He be with $100,000 niggas be at. Niggas that make $100,000.
I know. You got to go with

Speaker 1 your birds of a feather. That's true.

Speaker 1 There you go. That's true.
We've seen what the... Yeah, I'm about to say that I don't work no more.

Speaker 1 You wrote the number on the hoodies. I'm not going to start the joke, but the second he get it going, I'm on the bandwagon of it.

Speaker 1 Me and Mark saw it. Yeah, he getting money, yo.
It's nothing more than a joke, though.

Speaker 1 Why did you write how much your hoodies is making on the back of Mark Lamont's vanilla hoodie and Leffy? I mean, vanilla envelope, and Leffy.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Leffy here for all us to see. That's not what took place, but it's cool.
What happened?

Speaker 1 You forgot it? No, I needed to allocate the things to the printer.

Speaker 1 Don't say allocate to me.

Speaker 1 Don't say allocate to me. But we all saw it, dog.
All right. That That shit was salute.
And we did the middle. I did a glitch.
This was crazy. Yeah, that shit was inspiring.
Yo, for real.

Speaker 1 50 grand for that.

Speaker 2 You cannot say that

Speaker 2 you ain't rich up here.

Speaker 1 It was 55 grand, 55, 22,000.

Speaker 2 That's like a week.

Speaker 1 I saw a nanny and a driver on that paper. Right.

Speaker 1 Get to it.

Speaker 1 My son.

Speaker 1 Let your nuts hang there. You know one thing, boy.
Drag on. The autism kid's going to be happy this month.
Make some noise for that. Hey.
Oh, yeah, they get the proceeds, right?

Speaker 1 This month, because that hoodie is fire. He got on.
That That hoodie is fire. That is fire.
That's a fire hoodie. It is.
And this is Joe being positive. Even if it sounds negative.

Speaker 1 Positivity highlights.

Speaker 1 It's a fire. It's a work, too.
It's a fire cause. And there's plenty of people out there that want to donate to that.
I know we get numbers. At least half of the 55, 229 a week.
We a designer, nigga.

Speaker 1 You get to it, boy. Do you design those yourself? You ain't designed that but no.
You're not that creative. You get away from me, my nigga.

Speaker 1 Who you guys? Nah, he might be doing it himself. No.
Because S did an interview, said she dubbed him. She don't really talk to that nigga, really.
So he probably had to go to the designer.

Speaker 1 No, no, he just got shit in check. He said she spoke to that nigga on some work, though.

Speaker 1 She's still tall. She did what she's supposed to do.

Speaker 1 We're in a professional relationship.

Speaker 1 She stood tall, my nigga. Biggest.

Speaker 1 Tweezy. Yo.

Speaker 1 Tweezy. And

Speaker 1 That was impressive. I heard that interview.
Good job, Joe. I watched that interview, too.
I know when they asked about you, she was

Speaker 1 right hand high for you, dog. Tail down for you.
Yeah, yeah, but you gotta understand. You gotta look at the little clues.
Her shit started twitching when she talked about it.

Speaker 1 I don't remind it. Who's wrong?

Speaker 1 There was nobody there. Who you? She's trying to look into the side and say, my son back.

Speaker 1 Got it on lock.

Speaker 1 Hey, new listeners. We're talking about Mel old friend.

Speaker 1 She all like, I like what Mel did. The new listeners may not know.
We're talking about one of the Mel old friends, y'all.

Speaker 1 That's putting up.

Speaker 1 She did an exclusive. That's putting too much.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 That's putting way too much.

Speaker 1 Yeah, way too much. You ain't always got to do that when we doing it.
We be doing it already. Okay.

Speaker 2 Yes, I got you.

Speaker 1 You make it a point to get out there and fuck that bitch.

Speaker 2 I did. You make it a point.
Did those words leave my mouth?

Speaker 1 You do it in like a classy Planet Jackson type of way.

Speaker 1 Planet Jackson.

Speaker 1 I heard from a friend today that you said you weren't in town.

Speaker 1 Poetic injustice head ass.

Speaker 1 Planet Jackson is crazy. That's great.

Speaker 1 I'm going to save the grass. That's great.
But it's this. Where that hoodie money at, though?

Speaker 1 It's April 15th. That's part of why I'm thinking about it.
It's tax day, so you must, you must, your files must be crazy.

Speaker 2 Did you file yet?

Speaker 1 Did you file yet? I did file.

Speaker 1 Talk to him.

Speaker 2 You asked for the why'd you have to?

Speaker 1 I did the extension too. Why?

Speaker 2 You guys don't want to see the number?

Speaker 1 I didn't want to write a check. I saw the number.
Sometimes it was principal. I just didn't mean why I didn't write that check.

Speaker 2 I don't want to write this check.

Speaker 1 What are y'all talking about? For the people that don't know.

Speaker 1 April 15th. They're talking about writing checks and shit.
For the people that's listening out there that don't know. April 15th is the final day to file.

Speaker 1 For people that are self-employed or that have to pay taxes, today is your deadline that you're supposed to be following your shit.

Speaker 1 Or you follow an extra spanking, or you can follow an extension software. To October.

Speaker 1 And are you trying to look for a return?

Speaker 1 A return? What is it called?

Speaker 1 Oh, like a refund? A refund, yeah.

Speaker 1 Itch looked at you like, nigga, you know how rich I am?

Speaker 1 Did you see the Manila Anglo-Cause

Speaker 1 Itch might be pulling some shit out? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You looking for a refund, itch?

Speaker 1 No, I'm not pulling. You claiming baby girl? Baby girl?

Speaker 1 What's going on?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 My accountant is figuring all my shit out. Shout out to you.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of shit. I'm so glad that shit.
But you got an accountant and you need an extension. Yeah.
My accountant files for the extension. They filed for the extension.
I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they filed for the next one. They probably just needed some more time.
A lot more. Gathering everything.

Speaker 2 A lot of information.

Speaker 1 Have y'all supported Ishba buying hoodies?

Speaker 1 I bought a hoodie. I got a hoodie.
That's what's up. That's what's up.
I was really asking. Did you buy one? Yeah, I bought one.
That's part of what I was trying to figure out. I bought one?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I was asking to make sure we all support him.
Everybody out there shit. Mark Wood 2, actually.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 he always trying to overdo shit.

Speaker 1 We got a warning.

Speaker 1 I didn't know if he was about y'all.

Speaker 1 You burnt ass nigga, Mark. What are you doing, man? What you got to buy two for? I didn't know y'all didn't buy two.
I thought y'all might have had five. Y'all been working together for years.

Speaker 1 Support our brother. That's right.
Everybody support issues, man. Don't you guys think they dope?

Speaker 1 Nigga, Jengus.

Speaker 1 He really is. See what he did with the autism joint? Put the 2025 on it.
Oh, so you make sure we come back. Right.

Speaker 1 I see. Listen, I understand again.
We getting them niggas.

Speaker 1 We squeeze them niggas every year.

Speaker 1 Old ass autism.

Speaker 1 Hey, what are they going to do about it?

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you, man?

Speaker 1 Yo, we don't stand with that.

Speaker 1 What are the little autistic kids going to do if we robbed them?

Speaker 1 No, he's donating, yo. Them niggas ain't got wallets.
They got bank accounts. He's taking the shit out of them.

Speaker 2 Do you let the people know how much of the proceeds go? Like, is it like 5%,

Speaker 1 10%? Do I like your white connection? Yeah, word. Do I like what people know?

Speaker 2 Well, anybody purchasing the hoodie for the cause.

Speaker 1 Good job, man. A portion goes.

Speaker 1 What's a portion? Oh, these niggas asking shit. A portion can be.
What is a portion to you, ish?

Speaker 1 When you go donate money to the Red Cross, you ask them what they giving them? No, but they have it all written down. 2% goes.

Speaker 1 But niggas talk about the Red Cross. My mom used to be with them niggas.
I don't want to take the Red Cross around anymore. Listen.
Yes, they are.

Speaker 1 They are.

Speaker 2 Some companies do say that 50% of the proceeds are going to go to

Speaker 1 such and such costs.

Speaker 1 Some companies do say that. Some companies do go, Mel.
Most don't, though.

Speaker 1 But some do, is what Mel is saying. I was just asking.
No, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 I'm just repeating what Mel is saying.

Speaker 1 Mel says some of them do save 50%. Listen, me and niggas.

Speaker 2 Well, sometimes they say.

Speaker 1 Because it used to be a hustle back in the 80s. Y'all remember Sally Struthers and them to save the children?

Speaker 1 They would go with that, that, get all this money, you give a penny a day, five cents a day to give rice to a kid in Africa, and all of the money would go to the organization, the infrastructure.

Speaker 1 And then if they raised a million, maybe 10,000 would go to Africa.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. That's the type of ship needing him on.
It wasn't just the 80s.

Speaker 1 True. Oh, it wasn't.
They were saying that about it. Niggas was texting LA.

Speaker 1 Facts.

Speaker 1 I was trying to avoid it. Yeah, yeah, when the Haiti shit was happening.
Yo, autistic kids, yo. It's just going to break y'all off unless the sales start going too crazy.

Speaker 1 Then he got y'all, but just later.

Speaker 1 Summertime is coming up.

Speaker 1 Need the best. Gotta cop the drop top or the urus.
Something like that.

Speaker 1 Something like that. Big BM new seven series is out.

Speaker 1 He got to go to France. Look at him.
He's a France face-ass nigga. So

Speaker 1 he got a couple trips lined up. You got to purchase them ahead of time.
So now is the time.

Speaker 1 I got a splurge on the back of the autistic kids this summer, my man. Right?

Speaker 1 I like how you get your trip shit off, too. The turkey hair transplant

Speaker 1 on these autistic kids' back. No, stop that.
That's not nice. It's not nice, but we're going to give him a couple of quarters.

Speaker 1 You know, when he come and talk about his vacation, he just come out of nowhere, nigga. Like, next week, yo, I got a vacation.
We're going to Monte Carlo. Next weekend.

Speaker 1 How many days you going? I'm going to Nice.

Speaker 2 12.

Speaker 1 11 days.

Speaker 1 She'll be like, wait, what? 13 days.

Speaker 1 You'll be like, you ish. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Where you going this year? You ordering food, my nigga? You good? Why are you owning my phone?

Speaker 1 I've been watching you niggas. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Ever since they got that phone tracker shit, nigga, I'm watching everybody too.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah. They got that little stupid ass shit they do on the computer.
Tell you how much minutes you want your phone for the year. Fuck them niggas.
Hey, fuck.

Speaker 1 That's wild.

Speaker 1 Smart. Smart.

Speaker 1 You're going to wait. Give them a minute.
Let him get his shit right. It's a nice hat, too.

Speaker 1 It is nice.

Speaker 1 You don't talk about me? Yes.

Speaker 1 How much money you had to get to text people?

Speaker 2 Oh. Too much.

Speaker 1 What's too much?

Speaker 1 Ooh, that's a good question. And did you register Hardenballer?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a new thing they talked about.

Speaker 2 Registered, applied for the trademark.

Speaker 1 I got all that shit done.

Speaker 1 You got expenses. Why your homegirls did that? Did you report all income, though? It takes eight months to do it.
Don't try to lie. Talk about, oh, I paid Tasha Smith to show up.

Speaker 1 You had to pay for the

Speaker 2 f ⁇ at his expense.

Speaker 1 Write that down.

Speaker 1 Oh, what?

Speaker 1 You don't leave that poor girl alone. Jesus Christ.
No, you.

Speaker 1 You leave her alone.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Yes, I claimed.

Speaker 2 Yes, it was five figures.

Speaker 1 That's wide range.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. That's a lot.
Why do you pay that much?

Speaker 1 She must have made a grip.

Speaker 1 Yo, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 They don't respect that hallway at all. They took that little curtain.

Speaker 1 Magic piece.

Speaker 1 Cona silence. Anyway, you answered.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 No, it was five figures, and yes, that is a wide range. That's all I'm going to divulge.

Speaker 1 It was painful. What's the biggest year of income you ever had? I don't know.
But think about it and answer. Like, in terms of, like, was it like the height of video stuff? Was it like pocket?

Speaker 1 Like, what era? Or now. Or is it down?

Speaker 1 this one go ahead right this second

Speaker 1 today today

Speaker 1 or am i responsible for your peak oh

Speaker 1 that's exactly what he said

Speaker 1 or now that is not what i said that's exactly what that's not what i was saying though

Speaker 1 did you even interpret that like that

Speaker 1 it is what it sounded like it is it's absolutely what it sounded like that's what i heard oh i was being supportive of a black or kind of black woman saying that her best day is now and tomorrow with all of the business ventures and the way that the world has changed, looking at employing women and women being entrepreneurs.

Speaker 1 I wasn't thinking nothing about what the fuck y'all are talking about.

Speaker 1 What are y'all talking about? The window now, there's more fucking black, black female millionaires being birthed today than ever before. And you're happy that you Anderson.
You are absolutely right.

Speaker 1 Who's Anderson? Windows. Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 Windows. I'm slow.
I'm slow. It's a contractor joke.

Speaker 1 Anderson Windows, nigga?

Speaker 1 We don't. We don't have to go to the bottom of the window.

Speaker 1 Fuck out your little your houses, nigga. Mel.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Now is now would be

Speaker 2 second to

Speaker 2 the time where I ended doing videos, started my television hosting career, and then was doing merchandise and

Speaker 2 making appearances around the world.

Speaker 1 You're just freestyling now, making appearances. I'm not.
I was. Hey, hey.

Speaker 1 The Brandon Jacobs days.

Speaker 1 Wait, who?

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 Brandon Jacobs. Who's Brandon Jacobs?

Speaker 1 Who's he talking about?

Speaker 1 I remember those days.

Speaker 1 Big man.

Speaker 1 He's just crazy, man.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 He used to be the running by the bank.

Speaker 1 I'm Child Gonides.

Speaker 1 He don't like offense. No.

Speaker 2 he's just not on the list. Let me see.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I name wrong names on this big person.

Speaker 1 That's my nigga. Don't try to play Brandon Lock that way.

Speaker 1 But the ball part.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, I mean, right.

Speaker 1 So, what do you fucking know? Don't try to make me suffer.

Speaker 1 That is Jake. I feel like it's not.

Speaker 1 Because it wasn't him.

Speaker 1 Anyway. It was somebody else.

Speaker 1 All right, five figures for male mark. How about you?

Speaker 1 Probably oh.

Speaker 1 I haven't looked at the numbers yet, but probably high fives, low sixes. I'll probably owe.

Speaker 1 Gotta go.

Speaker 1 Because I do a good job of paying quarterly, so I don't have to pay a lot at the end of the year. Oh, my God.
Can I just tax her? That's smart, Mark.

Speaker 1 That's what everybody should do, especially if you're getting this, you know, kind of burden at the end of the year, you spread it out.

Speaker 1 Flip? I've learned. What? Yeah, it hurt.
How about you? It hurt less, right? That's the question again. It hurt.
Right.

Speaker 1 What's the most you was paid in taxes?

Speaker 1 Oh, the most? That's the question. No, just this year?

Speaker 1 No, this year.

Speaker 1 Not mine.

Speaker 1 That's not mine.

Speaker 1 What's your question? But you knew that wasn't mine. Why you asked me? Be nervous as hell.

Speaker 1 What's your question? I'm saying, how about you, taxes this year?

Speaker 1 I don't understand the question. How much? What you looking at for

Speaker 1 taxes this year? How much was the, like, was it bad? Was it real bad?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot.

Speaker 1 Were you prepared? No.

Speaker 1 I thought I came up, and then I didn't.

Speaker 1 They knocked you down, knocked me right down, cleared the account, looking like McCorey went through.

Speaker 1 My shit out. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. Damn, it hurt.

Speaker 1 My shit, because

Speaker 1 my thing was, like I said, years ago,

Speaker 1 I've been doing payment plans with them. You forget my mother said, yo, you gotta do this shit.
I do pay. They gave me like three payment plans.
Yeah. Then

Speaker 1 my shit got fucked up because I'm like, man, I'm not paying nothing. Right.
Right.

Speaker 1 And for that year, that when I first got here,

Speaker 1 they was like, you owe this. So that was the whole thing I was going through.

Speaker 1 But then now, what they did is they went, when I got with this accounting firm and whatever, they went back to the payment plans and said, you owe this, and you didn't pay quarterly.

Speaker 1 You came with this deal. So they just said, yo, we can clear this up by taking this.

Speaker 1 So it's clear it up then.

Speaker 1 I'm not happy. Yo.

Speaker 1 I'm not happy. Oh, resolve it however you can.
It's nothing worse than getting a paycheck with a zero in it.

Speaker 1 Or, like, you go somewhere and speak, and they be like, we can't give you a check because the IRS took it. I've had that happen to me before where it is a hurt piece.

Speaker 1 You go somewhere thinking you're about to make a nice, nice piece of change, and they

Speaker 1 took all of it. You saw what I was doing.
I was like the rule. I was talking shit to your body.
Nigga, I got you, boy. Fuck out of here, nigga.
You put that nigga for free.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking that joke. Nigga, Tiffany, hot out of him, bitch.

Speaker 1 Uncle Sam said, well, hey, we've been watching you. Yeah, Uncle Sam got the internet too, nigga.
Wow, right.

Speaker 1 So your man was punching people. We about to punch you.

Speaker 1 Why they like that, though? They don't give a fuck. They have no consideration.
You know what it is? This is why I learned, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 The dude that's in charge, it's just like when you go to the jewelry store or the clothing store and they act like they're better than you.

Speaker 1 And the only one who can't afford the shit is the person giving you the certain behind the counter. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 The IRS officer resents the shit out of anybody who owes more in taxes than they make, which is almost always the case.

Speaker 1 When I owe taxes, like five or six. Is Is Mark saying that? I ain't.
They listen to pods, too. They do listen to pods.
Oh, it's ain't the Patreon either. No.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Y'all be sleeping on these airwaves. That's true.
That's true. I'm caught up there.
So I can take that. They can eat a dick now.

Speaker 1 Shit. That was him inviting you to his penis.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 That little Spanish nigga was mad at me, boy. What? That's what I'm saying.
They be taking it personal. Originally the DMV niggas? Whoa.

Speaker 1 10 times. Dude, was that.
DMV can't do nothing to you.

Speaker 1 Are they more ruder than the DMV people? Them niggas can make y'all.

Speaker 1 Because they know your business. This dude to me was like, you can't pay taxes, but you can sit at the Sixes game.
Yeah, I saw you at the Bulls game. Like, he didn't say nigga beats.

Speaker 1 I saw you at the Bulls game. Why can't you pay your fucking taxes? I'm not giving you no breaks.
Pay it all this month. Like, they talk to you crazy.
He said that on the phone? In person.

Speaker 1 Mark, ain't nobody, ain't no tax man told you about that. Then what you gonna do? Punch him in the face? That's when I walk out of HR block.
Let's get the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 This is the IRS real office. This is the IRS office.
The niggas is rude. And it takes eight months to get a meeting.
So

Speaker 1 all you got to do, yeah, you just got to take it. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Uncle Sam is still teaching lessons. That's just paying.
That's it. Just paying.

Speaker 1 That's the lesson right there.

Speaker 1 I had a little refi.

Speaker 1 I had a little refi.

Speaker 1 Them niggas said, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 They need all that. What? Need that.
Need that?

Speaker 1 So I cut the check. And the niggas were like, nah, we're not taking it out the proceeds.
I'm like, yo, just take it. When we close, pay me first, and then you close.

Speaker 1 Oh, so I had to come up with all the brands, pay them niggas, and then

Speaker 1 take everything. So you had to walk upstairs.

Speaker 1 Damn, man. I gotta pay them all now.

Speaker 1 So you walk upstairs under the bed,

Speaker 1 pull out the big drink. The Gore-Tex shoebox.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Vasquez.

Speaker 1 Vasquez. You go get them bigger.
The Vasquez shoebox.

Speaker 1 You go get them people their money, man. That's it.
That shit different. Yeah, it is.
It's different.

Speaker 1 Hooray. This isn't fair.
What? Paying things? It's fair. It is fair.
Play the game.

Speaker 1 Go back to the old life. God play the game.
What the fuck does that mean? Meaning, go back to the cults. You have to pay shit.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? They use the church as a. No, you should have just bought the paper.
No, the cults and shit don't pay taxes. You're a piece of property this year.
That's true.

Speaker 1 Churches don't pay taxes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 I had a choice. Invest in business or

Speaker 2 buy the house.

Speaker 1 And your studio you had to to build. You built your studio this year.
Oh, my God. All of that is a write-off.

Speaker 2 With all the write-offs, I still fucking owe five figures.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 Change your calends, my nigga. Why y'all be saying that? Like, niggas be having role, but shit be happening.
Y'all niggas be acting like y'all like countess is the best of the world. She's right.

Speaker 1 You are a Jay-Z?

Speaker 1 No. Oh, okay.
I don't listen. That's my man, but.
Damn, man. Right when I took the poor people drop out of the computer, y'all start sounding all poor and poverty stricken.
Y'all alright?

Speaker 1 Y'all need a home? Yeah.

Speaker 1 y'all need something don't start talking like y'all need to borrow something we know when the irs kicked you we know when the irs kicked you in the ass how you came in here nigga that's now yeah now you a little happy nigga because you got this shit because this shit did good because whatever happened i'm happy because i've changed my understanding of that that's part of the plan if you plan to be successful every year this number is supposed to continue to grow i'm supposed to pay them more each year when you pay the irs nigga when you i don't know the tricks you'll teach me someday when you want when you want to be friends again for real when you when you stop this competition thing with me whoa yeah for real okay

Speaker 1 then you'll share the tax tricks you heard him the zumundan bang you ain't here

Speaker 1 you ain't hearing me

Speaker 1 stop this competition thing with me man we'll get some

Speaker 1 and we know you got a plan for next year this nigga is insane right

Speaker 1 you mean you mean once i get to a level that you think that my words really make sense and that i know what i'm talking about and i'm not because i got a black face you don't really listen no it's not the black face it's because you don't shop a lot

Speaker 1 that might be it's shopping so if i had some nice cars and clothes, then you'll listen. Oh, yeah.
Oh, there you go. Well, you won't ever listen.
Yeah. Why?

Speaker 1 You got a big camo's nigga. I'm not going to have no nice cars and clothes.
I'm going to be a camo from 91. I'm not going to have no nice cars and clothes.
You could, though. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 But you could. That's part of the plan.

Speaker 1 But this is him playing with me. Yeah, shooting every day.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
No, Balinsiaga for me.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to start? Yes, sir. Do y'all know what y'all want to start with? Yeah.
Yeah, we got something to start with. My neighborhood really was just poor, black, and and poor, white.

Speaker 1 So I hear a lot about white privilege, and I'm like, fuck, man.

Speaker 1 Missed that.

Speaker 1 I mean, I knew some motherfuckers with sweaters, okay?

Speaker 1 Don't get me wrong, you know. But I was two tank tops in the winter.

Speaker 1 And my black friends would get mad at me, man. Like, man, look what you did to us, man.
Look what you did to us. Like, bro, do you think I would do all that shit and move right next door, bro?

Speaker 1 Now we're gonna split these plums or not, man?

Speaker 1 Like, if we're down here together, dude,

Speaker 1 you think I took all your shit and just

Speaker 1 don't have it?

Speaker 1 Somebody else has both of our shit

Speaker 1 and they're watching us fight over.

Speaker 1 I'm the lyrical Jesse James.

Speaker 1 What year was it this?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they got my ball right there. That's one way.
I'm wave with a bobo. Hey,

Speaker 1 wait a minute, wait a minute. Hey,

Speaker 1 Mike Check, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 Shout out to whatever you might be, Mr. Firm.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Yo, this beat is so hard.

Speaker 1 This beat is so incredibly hard.

Speaker 1 I'm mad, none of y'all rappers did what y'all supposed to do over this. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 Nothing started a Saturday morning back when I was eight, nine years old. Like turning on Z100 and hearing some snap.

Speaker 1 I'm just supposed to sit here laid back to this nice mellow beat, yo.

Speaker 1 Try out some smooth lyrics.

Speaker 1 Take it away, Eddie. I'm setting it straight, y'all.
Take it away.

Speaker 1 Let's go!

Speaker 1 That's the wrong move. So, what you want, huh? Don't a dog.

Speaker 1 I just devour like a pitfall against such a wow. Cause when it comes to being dope, hot damn, I got it good.
But let me tell you who I am.

Speaker 1 Everybody in that car right now was poppin' though.

Speaker 1 Don't point to dope girls out there with poppin'. No, you're just a flutter life.
I'm a machete.

Speaker 1 Wait until when you drop the front, so I can chop into your body. Just because you try to be basin, Friday the 13th, I'm afraid.
Chase sleep, chase sleep, chase sleep, chase chase.

Speaker 1 The blackness at the top.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to whoever you might be listening from.

Speaker 1 Whole New York City, big jersey, big jersey, whole DMP, everybody in the Carolinas right now, everybody in Atlanta right now, everybody in Florida right now, everybody in Texas right now.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the parents out there, listening to all the kids. Always for the cheering.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the college niggas out there, all you frat niggas out there.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, hey.

Speaker 1 You hear not more of the breathing

Speaker 1 Sharing of this game. Got a great show lined up for y'all today,

Speaker 1 I think. No matter how hungry everybody seems,

Speaker 1 shall you

Speaker 1 dream. Wait a minute,

Speaker 1 all along

Speaker 1 of a few days.

Speaker 1 night's dance. As long as you keep

Speaker 1 your heads in the sky,

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 you can be.

Speaker 1 Alright, man.

Speaker 1 Time to get to it.

Speaker 1 Why not? Best broadcast in the world.

Speaker 1 Keep this applause going for the best crew in the world

Speaker 1 What episode is this? A17

Speaker 1 817 of the Joe Button podcast keep that applause going

Speaker 1 brought to you by fuel by powered by prize pigs prize pigs gang

Speaker 1 Let me get these drops out the way and get to the best broadcast in the universe

Speaker 1 Who's the doctor he told you to go see?

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry I have to wake you. Are you a doctor?

Speaker 1 Who the fuck up?

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry I have to wake you. You a doctor?

Speaker 1 Who's the doctor?

Speaker 1 Who's the doctor that he told you to go see?

Speaker 1 Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.

Speaker 2 Excuse me.

Speaker 2 Did this motherfucker get a drop?

Speaker 1 It seemed to two, actually. That's kind of dope.
Can I hear that one more time? Who's the doctor?

Speaker 1 Who's the doctor told you to go see?

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry I have to wake you. You a doctor?

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 1 You want me to be? I mean, no names were named together.

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 1 That's fury.

Speaker 1 That is.

Speaker 1 That's why.

Speaker 1 You offended us.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you. You cold.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Are you cold? Oh, shit is shivering for real.

Speaker 1 Are you shivering? About to fuck you up. Mel, Mark is one of your biggest supporters.
Of course, you.

Speaker 2 I know that, but you, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 flip I don't care flip what you flip don't look at flip stand on some shit finally her eyes is watery what the fuck you did though

Speaker 1 she's about to cry

Speaker 1 oh no stop stop stop that's not funny excuse me sir I'm sorry I have to wait for you a doctor

Speaker 1 I'm sorry I have to wait till you're a doctor well wait that's not fair because Mel had a drop you had a drop months ago you had a drop shit I got

Speaker 2 small hands, a soft mouth. Okay, I'm doing just

Speaker 1 you didn't like that one. We didn't hit that one out of the park.

Speaker 1 So we just still work. And we give you an analog custom a la carte drop every single episode.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Are you standing with that? Yeah. And you had

Speaker 1 the perfect drop from one of the biggest artists of all time, but I mean, the dick sucker part. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm talking to talk about game.

Speaker 2 I see where this fucking pot is going to be.

Speaker 1 How's everybody doing, man? What's poppin'? What's poppin'? Look good, man. What's good?

Speaker 1 Is it okay that you have to drop?

Speaker 2 Yeah, of course, of course.

Speaker 2 By the way, great song to start with.

Speaker 1 Oh, thank you. Optimism.

Speaker 1 I love that song.

Speaker 1 I love that song.

Speaker 1 I can listen to every day. Same.

Speaker 2 Literally. I will work out to that song just totally charged up.

Speaker 1 Let's get it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll do a mad push-up.

Speaker 1 Looking like an old genius.

Speaker 1 In that Richard's Simmons outfit.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, male, sit down, yo. That's the only time she'd be looking at her age.
Like, when she's doing this shit, it's like, oh, tie. She's all right.
Just

Speaker 2 I would advise you to stop right there.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 My girl, you go. Pudge start.

Speaker 1 No, she's

Speaker 1 closed. Just a bunch time.
Just a push whack, nigga.

Speaker 1 Just come to the gym with me one time. I'm down though.

Speaker 1 I promise you I'm down. Okay, Poe, you ready? Invite me.

Speaker 1 Poe came to the gym with us over the weekend.

Speaker 2 Are you going to act like I have never invited anybody to go?

Speaker 1 If you invite me out, I'll go. Huh?

Speaker 1 Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about you. If you invite me to the gym, I'll 100%.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 And I think that all of us should do, like we did the basketball shit. I think all of us should do hot yoga.

Speaker 1 I'm down. I'm down for for sure.
I agree.

Speaker 2 Or Pilates, like I've been suggesting.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is hot yoga?

Speaker 2 The room's really hot, and we're doing yoga.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. And they in there, though.
And they in there.

Speaker 1 But they in there flexible, more flexible than we are. For sure.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Set that up.

Speaker 1 Okay. They're a lot more flexible, but we should do that.

Speaker 2 We could do like a couple of poses here today.

Speaker 1 Like we could do like tree shops. It's not hot anymore.
Yeah, it's not hot. It's cool.

Speaker 2 I mean, y'all will get hot.

Speaker 1 If you don't Venus fly trap your ass out of my face,

Speaker 2 we ain't talking about you hopping on cash.

Speaker 1 You should do some poses.

Speaker 1 Niggas will be falling on them characters over there, trying to do some poses. That nigga did one drive to the basket.

Speaker 1 One little quick,

Speaker 1 just one little quick finger roll. Got that?

Speaker 1 Looks my man, man. That's my man.
My wheels for real. God damn, we can't even finger roll no more.
That's just crazy. Anyway,

Speaker 1 oh, should I introduce nobody? I'm me.

Speaker 1 we're us they that's

Speaker 1 mail flip ish motherfucking freeze dr mark lamont hill up in the building

Speaker 1 excuse me sir i'm sorry i have to wake you you a doctor parks is here is here corey is here ericson is here ian might have left we dragged him so hard in the bts uh keeb is still here how how's everybody doing feeling shout out to savon and tanner here with us uh remotely last but certainly not least each and every one of you guys are here what's going on what's popping what's popping what's popping chillin' chillin' man.

Speaker 1 Chilling. Great.
Glad that everybody's chilling. What needs our attention the most? Y'all call it.
Did anybody do anything dope over the weekend? Funny?

Speaker 1 Okay, right. I said, Running.
It was sad at the raid. It was great.

Speaker 1 Went out real quick, but nothing too crazy. Okay.
Brandon and Joe Aquino in the spot.

Speaker 2 Okay. Oh, well, that sounds exciting.
Nah.

Speaker 1 Nope, okay. No.
Nope. No, he wasn't.
Ish wasn't there?

Speaker 1 Nah. Not a slid down there.

Speaker 1 I got the call.

Speaker 2 Didn't you have like a baby and wifey-free weekend this weekend? I did.

Speaker 1 What'd you do? Shit. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Enjoyed my weekend.

Speaker 2 You gotta make it seem like you were gonna step out with me.

Speaker 1 She was asking, How did you enjoy your weekend? Yeah, what you did? Shit with the doors open, jerked off of the couch, all good shit. That was one of the main things.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 a couple tank tops.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Probably is. In the crib by himself? Had my bed to myself? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you experience cabin fever? I know that could be a lot, too. When you were in the house so long by yourself.
No, that was cool. You was alright? He was good.
Yeah, yeah, he was good.

Speaker 1 You was in the house missing her, right? Indeed. Missing the family, huh?

Speaker 1 Quiet was a little different.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's when I called something up.

Speaker 1 I mean, you got better options than me.

Speaker 1 I called something up. He got options.

Speaker 1 You don't got no options, right? Zero. Projected his whole roster.
Optionless.

Speaker 1 And one of the number one broadcasts don't help to bring no fine girls to just speak to me as a shy brother. That don't help either.

Speaker 1 Just chilling, man. You got to be looking for that.
My brother not looking for that. They think I should like white girls.

Speaker 1 You like all people, bro. That's what they think.
There's probably a lot of white girls that listen. Even that's a startup line.
No, you can't trick me, nigga.

Speaker 1 You can't fool me, boy. I don't know who you're talking to.
Yo, I think you only like Wangan.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, mine.

Speaker 1 Yo, come through. Watch this.

Speaker 1 Hey, come through around nine-ish.

Speaker 1 Let me dispel that one. That little theory you got there.

Speaker 1 What did I do this weekend?

Speaker 1 I stood on business because I went out five times, five days out of the seven-day week, week, and my girl tried to say you went out too much. I stood on business.
I had to go out. I stood on business.

Speaker 1 What does that entail? Fight to the death, even when you're wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Insult her.

Speaker 1 Turn that gas on.

Speaker 1 Gas. Gaslight.
Turn that gas on. Drag it.
Realize you're wrong and then drag it for a few days. I was going to ask you, how does it end? I'm asking for advice on this a little bit too.

Speaker 1 Like, when you live with somebody or you're in a serious relation, when does the fight, how do you know it's over? The fight is over?

Speaker 1 Maybe my wife had this big argument last night about something dumb, right? And I still feel away about it, but like not enough. Like, I don't want to talk.
You miss it too much. You neither.

Speaker 1 You don't want to talk? I mean, I want to talk, but I don't want to. I just need a minute.
But when you, you know what I mean? I say that here. But you can't when you still got to do shit.

Speaker 1 You got to pay bills. You got to talk.
You got to figure out who's going to pick up this, who's going to do that. Like, what do you...
You be real current. You got to talk.
You'd be real current.

Speaker 1 You got to say that. Yo, you hungry? Yeah, that's usually the icebreaker.

Speaker 2 That's usually the icebreaker.

Speaker 1 Yo, two o'clock. What you doing? I'm I'm picking them up, you picking them up.
All right, bye.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Quick with text, yeah. Watch it.
Oh, mad quick with it. My wife is stubborn.
And then send like an emoji. Yo, I'm about to go get something to eat.
You want something? Thumbs up.

Speaker 1 The double tap. None of the relationships.

Speaker 1 The double tap is a deal. If I said a thumbs up, that's just

Speaker 1 a little bit. Niggas in relationship.
Hold up, fuck.

Speaker 1 She was in a relationship before.

Speaker 2 I remember what it's like.

Speaker 1 Okay, there you go. Dad, emojis?

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 okay. Okay, teacher's pack.
Okay, teacher's pack.

Speaker 1 Hello, Miss Johnson. I bought you an apple.
I bought you some red corner, baby.

Speaker 1 I bought you some donuts, Miss Johnson.

Speaker 1 That's hate. Nah, that's all.

Speaker 1 That's hate. You be talking.

Speaker 1 You killing shit. Oh, no, we don't.
You don't only get up in the highlights. So highlight it.
No, no, no. Let me tell you what your man said.
You know what? Hold on, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 You know what I thought about today? You highlight

Speaker 1 when one nigga do some fucked-up shit, you make it about all of us doing fucked-up shit. Like, yo, we gotta come in on time,

Speaker 1 10:30. All of us, I'm letting y'all know.
When one nigga, when a nigga doing good, you want to just throw it in the face. Yo, you're doing so good, nigga.

Speaker 1 Highlight that cash is doing good, or highlight the individual that's doing bad, you bitch ass nigga. Flip, I walk in today, the nigga goes, Yeah, yo, thanks to Mark, they get new couches now.

Speaker 1 Who got new couches? Excuse me?

Speaker 1 Thanks to Mark, we getting new couches now.

Speaker 1 You got something to thank me, just I'll tell you what the man is. I'll take what the man said.

Speaker 1 I'm talking with the man said.

Speaker 1 This is his job to cause a sort of contention, but it don't work.

Speaker 1 His trigger hand is shaky. He do it wrong.
A nigga like me,

Speaker 1 I know what you got. I know what I got.
So I just look like, oh, wait, what's the correlation? I know my man got my man.

Speaker 2 What's the correlation with Mark new couches?

Speaker 1 He's saying that Mark did so. He's saying that Mark upped it so much that he's able to invest into new couches.
Thanks to Mark. And I think that's fly.

Speaker 1 I'm going to sit there and enjoy it. Give me a new chance to Mark.

Speaker 1 That was what I said.

Speaker 1 I salute that nigga. I was like, fuck it.
Shout out to Mark. Give me a new couch.
I hate this shit. I know my old fucking

Speaker 1 year.

Speaker 2 You want your new chair to have like the attachable table that flips up? No. Okay.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 it's going to be that kind of show.

Speaker 1 Audience. That's the close range.

Speaker 1 Headshot. Audience, I want y'all to know, I asked the cast about the shooter meter before we started, and if everybody was cool with where the shooter meter was last episode, everybody was like, cool.

Speaker 1 So it's up. For life now.

Speaker 1 It's just up for life now. Hey, yo, this weekend, man, I tried to get into the vibes concert, and I didn't get in.
We told you that. Yeah, but I tried to go on.
I've recorded the whole thing.

Speaker 1 Face recognition outside. And you, Jamaica.
And yo, they didn't let a lot of people in. I don't want to call names, but I just know being outside,

Speaker 1 I was arguing, niggas trying to roast me, boy. I'm like, yo, Flip, you still outside? I want to go in with you.
Yo, what's going on? I'm going back and forth with Skein on the phone.

Speaker 1 He tried to do some old school. Yo, we got to do the band shit.
Like, nigga, get me in here, nigga. I was out for a while.
Did they stop accepting tickets after a while? I didn't have any tickets.

Speaker 1 I said face recognition.

Speaker 1 Didn't work?

Speaker 1 Wait, slow down. What's your night? Saturday.

Speaker 1 Both nights, though? No, I didn't go Friday, no. Any night, this trick probably wasn't going to work.
Because the ditty,

Speaker 1 I thought he might double back. Like, all right, they work this night.
No, no, no, I was working.

Speaker 1 My plan, I was doing work with the artists. My plan was to go in with the artists.
I was doing work with, but you know, shit, Lucre.

Speaker 1 The artists went in? Artists went in and performed. She got me tired.
Did she kill it? You are.

Speaker 1 You are. Just buy tickets.
No. On principle.
No. I'm able to go to the Barclays Center.
You couldn't carry no crates

Speaker 1 on any event. And I'm able to walk.

Speaker 1 I'm able to walk in. Well, not any event.

Speaker 1 Obviously, and I do feel away. I don't feel away, but I do because when it comes to the Caribbean, to the Caribbean

Speaker 1 genre, I'm here promoting it. I promote it everywhere I go.

Speaker 1 Don't play with me. I feel the same way about underground hip hop, but I just buy tickets to the show because I don't want to have to

Speaker 1 feel Fiery. Yeah, I don't mind.

Speaker 1 I don't want to go through that. Nigga, you play one sleeper A 19 months.

Speaker 1 But it's more than that, though. I highlight the culture.
It's more than that. I introduce the culture to different people.
I argue for the culture.

Speaker 1 You like the ambassador for the culture. You think Vibes should care about that on a hot Saturday night, sold-out shows on the night? No, no, I don't think Vibes should care about that.

Speaker 1 No, but what I do think is that people should put things in place so Queen Flip is always covered when it comes down to

Speaker 1 all the transactional situations. Ticket cells.
No, you're not that hot.

Speaker 1 You're not that hot. And you know, first of all,

Speaker 1 first of all, I am that hot, but all the geekies.

Speaker 1 That's hot. Hold on, y'all.
Don't interrupt this. Don't interrupt this 1v1.
You're not that hot. You may be right, but all this did was motivate me and I'm gonna show them.

Speaker 1 That's what it's supposed to do. I'm gonna show them.
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna show you for what you said. I'm gonna show them.
And you're gonna see. I'm not playing.

Speaker 1 You could avoid all that inspirational shit and just buy the ticket. Yeah, no, because even

Speaker 1 if I bought the ticket, I'm going, I'm not sick of you. I'm going backstage.
Oh, shit, real quick. Can I interrupt you? Everything is beneficial for me.

Speaker 1 Let me interrupt you real quick to talk shit to the Pistons.

Speaker 1 Pistons,

Speaker 1 Piston fans.

Speaker 1 I bought my tickets for round two, for the Celtics.

Speaker 1 Damn, damn. Hey,

Speaker 1 early.

Speaker 1 Game two.

Speaker 1 You going with Royce?

Speaker 1 I mean, game three, I'm sorry. You going with Royce? I'm sorry, game three is in New York.
Oh. I mean, no, game two is in New York.
We got home. I thought you was going to Detroit to see the test.

Speaker 1 I'm no, I'm game three for the round two against the Celtics.

Speaker 1 And I bought a ticket for actually the Pistons, but but I bought my Celtics ticket to Pistons fans. Don't think you'll be around too long.
Anyway. Yeah, so it's a lesson lose.
He missed my joke.

Speaker 1 I caught it.

Speaker 1 You should have said, you got to check in at Detroit, man. No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 You want to see the game with Distance. You said Boston versus Detroit.
You and Royce are going to see Boston-Detroit game. Boy, you're not stupid.
All right, you're not crazy.

Speaker 1 You're not. How the Pistons looking, are you looking good? Yeah, they're looking good.
Stop looking good. My money on the Knicks, but they're going to lose.
Yeah, stop.

Speaker 1 The Knicks probably come to the city. Let's not get crazy.
No, it's not. I said some gangsters.
He's talking about five games. It will be five games.
It'll be five miles.

Speaker 1 I'll take the Knicks in five or or six years

Speaker 1 are the knicks healthy right now yeah yeah yeah this they actually got healthy at the right time wow okay

Speaker 1 i don't think there's no cakewalk

Speaker 1 listen we're not still

Speaker 1 we got shit to get to actually before we get to it let me share something with y'all that i shouldn't uh

Speaker 1 my my mom and my dad

Speaker 1 Went away this weekend to some shit that they go to every year together with their significant others. Yeah, like a group trip.
That's like my mom brought her man, my dad brings his fucking wife.

Speaker 1 Dope. They take the ride.
It's in Virginia somewhere. I can't speak too much about

Speaker 1 the trip, but they take a trip every year. That's far.
Together. I think that's dope.
They get to hotels, boats, and shit. Cool.

Speaker 1 Saturday morning, my mom gives me a call on the phone.

Speaker 1 She says, Good morning. Say, Mom, good morning.

Speaker 1 But her voice sounds like funny. It sounds like floaty, like like just

Speaker 1 happy and just

Speaker 1 real good start to the morning, even though it's only 8 a.m. But I don't pick up on it yet.
I just say, mom, mom sounds funny. Say, Mom, what's going on? She said, oh, nothing much.

Speaker 1 My man just

Speaker 1 went, he left, he went to go do such and such and such and such. I stayed back, figured I'd get some extra sleep.

Speaker 1 Lay down he told me if he'll come back later and get me

Speaker 1 It's like, okay.

Speaker 1 You're like, you all right?

Speaker 1 Nigga proposed. She said, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 She's feeling good. She's in the crib.

Speaker 1 She's in the crape mood. Everything was.

Speaker 1 I said, are you fucking crazy, y'all?

Speaker 1 This spotty senses went off.

Speaker 1 In real time,

Speaker 1 I started thinking. Like,

Speaker 1 I've heard this voice before.

Speaker 1 I heard this voice before, just not from my mom.

Speaker 1 And then, when she said what the nigga was doing, yeah, he just laughing, he'll be back. Never mind.

Speaker 1 She said, Mom, are you fucking crazy? Are you okay?

Speaker 1 I said, you can't call me

Speaker 1 with this voice. She said, what? What, bro? I said, he just folded you up.

Speaker 1 I said, yo, you just got fucking folded up. And you're going,

Speaker 1 you fucking call your son.

Speaker 1 I said, you can't do that. She said, Wade,

Speaker 1 we talk about everything. I said, yo, don't do this shit again.
I'm not playing with you. We talk about everything.
We're not that type of thing.

Speaker 1 We're not that type. We don't talk about that.
We're not that type. That's Bruno.

Speaker 1 And she said, don't you go talk about me.

Speaker 1 She said, don't you go talk about me on your little show? And I said, I'm 100% M.

Speaker 1 But only because I wanted to ask. No.
No. No.

Speaker 1 Fuck no. Fuck no.

Speaker 1 No. Okay.
Don't play with me, mom.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 we might slide the nigga. Yo, you are correct.
I'm ride with you. Moms don't do that.
No. No.
And shouldn't do that. No.
No.

Speaker 1 And y'all know the voice I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 The fuck is wrong with her?

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. Would it have been better if it was your dad? No.
No. No.
No, no. I don't want to hear that shit.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Call me after that.
And why are you... So I started giving her a pep talk.

Speaker 1 I was like, all right, She ain't need it. No.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. No.
I say, Mom, you got to get up and get dressed now.

Speaker 1 You can't just be laying here with no dignity.

Speaker 1 You heard.

Speaker 1 Hey, Mike.

Speaker 1 You got to get up.

Speaker 1 You're in trouble.

Speaker 1 But you heard it.

Speaker 1 Get up. Go be doing something.
Yo, me and my mom had the greatest laugh about this bullshit. But I just thought that was hilarious.
That's funny. Nah, that's funny.
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 You can't do that shit. No, hello.
Not at all.

Speaker 1 Because now I'm supposed to look at this nigga, man. Like you want to knock his face off?

Speaker 1 He's supposed to move with him. I'm going to look at the glasses, right? Nigga with the glasses.
Yeah, my mom's boyfriend.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm only going to tell a story because you're faithful.

Speaker 1 If you wasn't a faithful woman,

Speaker 1 then I wouldn't say it on the pod. Hey, if you listen out there, that's when we don't tell the whole truth, when somebody's not being faithful.

Speaker 1 Shout out to moms.

Speaker 1 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 Listen to it. All right, we don't want want to start.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Where do they need our attention most?

Speaker 1 Gail?

Speaker 1 Women,

Speaker 1 women in space. Space.

Speaker 1 Now, take it away. No.

Speaker 1 This is the only time we can say women are space cadets and not be evil.

Speaker 1 The crazy part to me is they wrote the dick rocket.

Speaker 1 That shit looked exactly like a fucking

Speaker 1 throbbing through space.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 It It was Mel. That shit was a dick rocket.
It was a dick rocket. Who wants to start? Who wants to lead us off here? No matter how.

Speaker 1 I feel like Mel should really be the deliverer of this crazy information.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to say how confused I am by this whole situation. Say, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm glad it's not just us, man.

Speaker 2 Every single article or piece I've seen written in the media has focused on their outfits, on the fact that they're doing their hair, doing their makeup. I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about?

Speaker 1 What exactly is happening? I didn't get this story. What exactly is happening?

Speaker 2 Jeff Bezos,

Speaker 2 it was his first flight to the fucking moon. I don't know where the fuck they went.

Speaker 1 They went to space and came back down. So we said.
Jeff Bezos is doing like space influencers. So then he said, he's doing, is Elon Impression.
Yeah, it's Elon Impression.

Speaker 2 So it's.

Speaker 1 He said, Katie Perry, Gail King, aerospace engineer, Aisha Bo, feminist activist, Amanda Nguyen, Corinne Steffens, Carrie-Ann Flynn, and his

Speaker 1 girlfriend, or whatever she is, Lauren Sanjez. Claudia George.
Put them.

Speaker 1 Claudia Jordan. They all went up in space.
They just went up and up high in the atmosphere. Stacy Dash.

Speaker 1 I had a whole nice list. Like, we're going to just put some others on there.
Let me ask you. They were different one day, right? Not even.

Speaker 1 Not even. They were up there for like 10 minutes or some stupid shit.
Niggas went to Vegas and came back. They went around a corner.
Let me ask you: what were they supposed to be doing?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 looking cute and going to space.

Speaker 1 He's raising money for autism, too.

Speaker 1 But in the interim,

Speaker 1 that's my point. Like, yo, Mel said she was disturbed by them just doing regular shit.

Speaker 2 I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 That's not regular shit.

Speaker 1 The hair as a woman. Oh, oh, oh, the hair and the makeup.
Doing the hair and makeup to go to space is a little. I don't understand.
Well, we're going by hair, Melbourne to space.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 All right, that's my last one. I don't think it said to shoot me up.

Speaker 1 I asked early. He said it so.
I asked early. I think it said Mars.
I asked early. Okay, that's my last one for the album.

Speaker 2 You're lucky that went over my head. Okay, anyways.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that? Hey, don't get yourself. What's the movie with

Speaker 1 the movie? What's the movie with Chris Tucker?

Speaker 1 Man, movie. The fifth element?

Speaker 1 The lady in the blue. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Great, great movie. I love that movie.

Speaker 2 It was great. I like the lady in the blue.
Anyways,

Speaker 2 I don't know. It just was so.

Speaker 1 Do you believe that they went?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that they went. I would think they went up and they came back down.

Speaker 1 How many people here believe that they went to space? To find space. I was just going to say, what the fuck is space? They went up.

Speaker 1 I think they broke the atmosphere of the plane and came right back. That's it.
I do. So the first thing I thought was, well, two things.

Speaker 1 One, I get why they would wear makeup and stuff like that for all the press and all the other shit. Like,

Speaker 1 I would, it'd be weird if they did. Like.

Speaker 2 No, no. It's not the fact that they had makeup on.
It's not the fact that they had makeup on and they did their hair.

Speaker 2 It just seemed like every single piece I saw written on it, the focus was on them doing their makeup and their hair.

Speaker 1 That's why you have to either get scientists to go up there, astronauts, or not, right? Because if you get celebrities, they're going to do celebrity shit. I just think it's wrong.
That was the point.

Speaker 1 Fam, you want to see Katy Perry come from space with no makeup on? They didn't send no uglies up there.

Speaker 2 I just really wanted to know why the fuck she was going there in the first place.

Speaker 1 But I actually thought it might be good for all this flat earth shit. That's the thought.
That's my other thought was. If you can see the Earth's plate.
Aim that at that couch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that couch is the flat earth. Amel, you know why she went in the first place? Because they keep sending scientists up there.
Nobody gives a fuck. Oh, God.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So it's trying to get a single signal. They're trying to make the common person care.
We're talking about it. We ain't talking about no science.
They had scientists stuck up there for months.

Speaker 1 That's true. Nobody gave a fuck.
We talked about it a little bit.

Speaker 1 Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 They're flat earthers.

Speaker 1 I don't believe that. Y'all aren't flat earthers.
I'm not a flat earth. I'm not.
I'm a. I don't know what the fuck is that.
I'm open to it, though. I don't.

Speaker 1 See, that is.

Speaker 1 That's

Speaker 1 the loophole. And I'm not a flat earth.
All right.

Speaker 1 If y'all already talked about this, I don't want to talk about it. Please,

Speaker 1 yes.

Speaker 2 But you didn't.

Speaker 1 You dick ryan.

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, oh, wait. You can't do that.
Let them go. Let them go.
Let them go.

Speaker 1 Are they fucking with me?

Speaker 1 I can't tell if y'all are joking. No, they're kind of serious.
Serious, bro. That ass.
They're right there. You can talk to them.
Let us. I don't know what the fuck is up there.

Speaker 1 So you don't believe like the people who've left the earth and look down at it? Oh, hell no.

Speaker 1 Hell no, we don't believe that. They don't believe in that, man.

Speaker 1 I'm not a flat earther. I'll tell you this.
I don't believe we went to the moon. Let me ask you a question.
Why we always get the same picture?

Speaker 1 Because it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 I know. From the same.

Speaker 1 You're going

Speaker 1 to go away. I'm sorry.
For thousands of years, we've determined that the Earth is a sphere. You got it, bro.
I'm not saying it's not.

Speaker 1 So why would you open that? But you're not saying it is. Exactly.
Hey, look, you said without it. You believe in gravity.
You're like, if I jump up in it, it's going to come down, right?

Speaker 1 If I came in and said I'm open to the fact that

Speaker 1 gravity doesn't exist, that would be like a strange thing, right? Because we have evidence of it.

Speaker 1 What's the evidence that we that the Earth could be anything?

Speaker 1 Let me answer that for you.

Speaker 1 Prior to your question. Prior to that, we, quote-unquote, knew for a fact the Earth was flat, right?

Speaker 1 Until it was disproven. Yes or no? It's a little different?

Speaker 1 What's the difference?

Speaker 1 If I say, I think... there's nobody in that other room.

Speaker 1 Based on my knowledge, there's nobody in that other room. That's the best knowledge I have.
And then I walk in there and see somebody in the other room.

Speaker 1 And then you're still in here saying, well,

Speaker 1 I don't believe you went in the other room.

Speaker 1 So that's why I asked. That's all.
You may not have went. It's possible you could have told me that you went in the other room.
What if I sent you pictures?

Speaker 1 You see what I'm saying? Like, we have so much evidence of the Earth being around, but also just how gravity, how the planet works. I mean, there's no scientific basis.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 Not all science, all science is theory until proven or disproven. So, period.
And you you don't think the right thing is.

Speaker 1 I think that as technology evolves, the shit that we know, we realize we don't know, and it keeps happening. We know for a fact this, and then some new shit come out.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, we was wrong about that. They told us dinosaurs had scales, and now they say, yo, they were governed by the sky.

Speaker 1 We don't know shit until, we don't know none of that. When you was in school, it was non-planets, right?

Speaker 1 Sorta, yeah. It was no sort of nine-planets.

Speaker 1 Some people said yes, some people said no. Somebody said sort of.
Man, when you was in school, it was nine planets. Non-planets.
It was nine when I was in school.

Speaker 1 So there's no way it was eight or eight and a half or whatever when you were in school.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Now it's not.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, that's a little different. So it's the designation as to whether or not

Speaker 2 Pluto is still there, but it's whether or not it's designated as a planet.

Speaker 1 That's what's my point. But my point is, at one minute, this was a fact.
It's not the same. And then next thing you know, we find out some more information and it's no longer a fact.

Speaker 1 What's to say

Speaker 1 that we find out some more information and what we thought was a fact is no longer a fact. That's what that information is.
If there's nine planets, we could find more, right? Or we could, or right?

Speaker 1 Correct. We could.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. But saying that there's an object on that table, either it's there or it's not.
You ain't seen it. Let me ask you a question.
So, you're saying you only believe Vugo?

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. Do you believe Antarctica stops

Speaker 1 the bottom? That's it. It's nothing after Antarctica.
It's nothing after the North Pole. You believe that?

Speaker 1 I don't understand. I said Antarctica.
I can't see the wall that stops.

Speaker 1 Does this stop and does this stop at the bottom? We're proven that it's shit below Antarctica. Huh?

Speaker 1 You lost me. We're good.
I just

Speaker 1 underneath the ice. I literally don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Underneath the ice? It's the main pot. We good.
We could talk about this on page. Oh, let's get the temple.
No, no, no, we're not doing that no more.

Speaker 1 If anybody has a point to make, make it and close this conversation.

Speaker 1 My part, I'm not trying to close you. I'm saying

Speaker 1 I'm just surprised. That's all.

Speaker 1 I get

Speaker 1 the idea of saying that we can get more scientific evidence to prove, but science is definitive on the round, the sphere of spherical earth thing now the only question would be whether you think science is lying or there's a there's a lie about it right that's different if you're saying there's a conspiracy like we didn't go to the moon that's different but to say that like we don't have enough scientific knowledge after thousands of years like god

Speaker 1 go stop

Speaker 1 you're not on a podcast

Speaker 1 for a reason there's a reason corey's not on a podcast or a broadcast

Speaker 1 all i'm saying is we know something and then we we we keep coming back and saying oh shit we was wrong about that right but we've seen seen it. Okay.

Speaker 1 Gail King. So Gail King.
Gail King.

Speaker 1 I personally don't really give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Would y'all do it? They did look funny on the Space Dicks. They did.
Would y'all do it? No. No.
No. No.
No. I'm cool.
I'm not interested in it. There's no reason.
What is the written?

Speaker 1 Why are we doing it? If I was like 80. Curiosity.
If I was 80, I'm not curious. I'd do it.
I would do it at 80. I wouldn't do it now.
And they got me. If I'm in the house, I'm definitely not curious.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck I want to know what's going on in the beard? I fuck with Earth.

Speaker 1 This shit is dope.

Speaker 2 You're right. I do it if I was like, if I lived a big full life, then I'm like, if something happens, fuck it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, if I was wealthy and I did everything down here that I wanted to do and dreamed of doing, and it was nothing, you know what I'm saying? I would do it.

Speaker 1 But I've seen what happened to them niggas in the stoda can.

Speaker 1 I'm cool.

Speaker 1 You mean the submarine?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 A little different. That was different.
What's the difference?

Speaker 2 You could say the challenger. That's a statement.

Speaker 1 No, they both are the same.

Speaker 1 see you search in something that most of the world hasn't seen so and it's an adventure it's a it's a

Speaker 1 controlled body

Speaker 1 but also they took xbox control and also they they

Speaker 1 also they didn't take the proper you know precaution to go down there like the people has been down there to see the titanic they just took a cheaper route they didn't use the proper uh material to build the ship but to build whatever the submercial

Speaker 1 they didn't i'm not saying i'm saying the rush is the same

Speaker 1 The reason that the people did those things was to be able to get the money.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? So if I was older and I had done mad shit here and there was nothing else for me to do, I've traveled everywhere. I wanted to travel.
But what do you mean by that?

Speaker 1 If you've done everything here, life is past. If you go right up to the.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? I had that before. Do everything, right? Every girl in the world.

Speaker 1 Every girl in the world, right? I just don't know what it means if I did everything on Earth.

Speaker 1 I would do it.

Speaker 2 Crossed off his bucket list.

Speaker 1 Yes. They're trying to open that shit up and make it

Speaker 1 commercial,

Speaker 1 which I think is. And this is a start.
But a lot of people have tried to do that.

Speaker 2 You mean like just taking like a shit?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and a man from Virgin tried to do that. Motherfuckers gonna be up there going, that's gonna be a proposal for some folks.

Speaker 1 There's gonna be some regular shit at some point. Hot air balloon.
First motherfuckers go in a hot air balloon. It was like, yo, you crazy as hell.
Why are you getting off the earth?

Speaker 1 Why are you going up in the air? Right.

Speaker 1 And now it's regular shit. As it progresses, that's what's going to happen.
He's right.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm going to wait till I speak to Neil deGrasse.

Speaker 1 What is Beyond Antarctica? What?

Speaker 1 Yo, the flat earth talk. I'm dumb.

Speaker 1 And niggas get mad as hell when you say that shit.

Speaker 1 That's Mark's talk. Mark was so flabbergasted that I just.

Speaker 1 I just never met anybody in real life.

Speaker 1 It's not, it's not. No, I mean, I don't know.
There are people that operate under other belief systems.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that I believe it's flat. I'm just saying that I'm open to other information.
I've seen a pattern where shit we know, we don't know no more.

Speaker 1 That's all fucked everybody up.

Speaker 1 That's why I get an edible. We get talking.

Speaker 1 All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show.

Speaker 1 Prize picks.

Speaker 1 All right, prize picks is the best place to turn your sports knowledge into real cash money.

Speaker 1 With millions of members, PrizePicks has made daily fantasy sports accessible to all all you have to do is pick more or less on at least two players for a chance to win now up to two thousand times your cash so run your game all season long with prize picks this week the Joe button podcast is going with give us giddy for more than 16 points

Speaker 1 Give us Bam for more than nine rebounds.

Speaker 1 Give us Cody White for more than 24 points. That's a lot, but he's a killer.

Speaker 1 And give us Tyler Hero for more than 33 points, rebounds, and assists. Let's go with that.
Don't forget to use promo code JBP for a chance to win $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup.

Speaker 1 One more game for the people in the back. Download the app today and use promo code JBP for a chance to win $50 instantly after your first $5 lineup.

Speaker 1 So good luck to all participants out there and run your game.

Speaker 1 Off the Vibes talk that we were having,

Speaker 1 I was going to come in here and absolutely flame Safari for crying and filming himself crying.

Speaker 1 I'm not over that where I don't flame you for filming yourself crying. I'm not too mature to do that.
But then I seen other men crying at the Vibes concert. He ain't feeling himself, though.

Speaker 1 So then I was like, all right, I'm going to fall back. Because if this is a cool event for guys to go cry at, then I'm going to shut the fuck up.
I was ready to flame, too.

Speaker 1 I saw, then a dude put a tweet out, and he was like,

Speaker 1 when Max B comes home, that's going to be me at the concert. And I said, you know what?

Speaker 1 I understand it now. No, you don't.

Speaker 1 I understand it now. I didn't say that now.
I said, I understood it.

Speaker 1 I understand it now. What do I mean? You relax?

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying, like, yo, when it's somebody, I get what vibes mean to them.

Speaker 1 Nigga, it's going to be niggas crying at the Big Revolution show. Yeah, what he means to the world.
What vibes mean to the world?

Speaker 1 Don't say that again.

Speaker 1 Say what you vibes.

Speaker 1 I don't say that, no more. You can say what you want.
A couple of years ago, it looked like it was no hope for vibes to come home. That is home and you able to see him.

Speaker 1 Them songs like Joshua Jamaica.

Speaker 1 He's able to perform it. Some of the witnesses didn't, right? I can't hear you.
What?

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Saying what I read. Hey, Flip, you cried outside?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 If I did cry, it was crying with anger.

Speaker 1 If I did cry, it was with anger, but I was like, it was the wake-up call? For what? The Vibes joint? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm still Queen's Flip, but

Speaker 1 I know what I'm going to do now.

Speaker 1 Working in Brooklyn, right?

Speaker 1 Nah, I know what I'm going to do moving forward.

Speaker 1 Nah, I'm just talking my shit, Joe. That's it.
All right. The Vibes, yeah, I don't know about what you told my witnesses and shit like that, but, you know.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, shout out to everybody that was in tears at the Vibes. You like Michael Jones? It's good for y'all.
Nah, them niggas was going crazy.

Speaker 1 You keep trying to trigger me. No, I'm saying, fam, the Jamaican.
He's more like Michael Jackson than Max B is. Yes.
Yes. By far.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And if we see Ice crying when Max B comes home at the I.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't care about that.
I don't care what y'all think about Max B.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Because it's corny to them.

Speaker 2 To show vulnerability? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No. Toxic masculinity that they exude.

Speaker 2 And then you say the world doesn't care about y'all and your feelings. And look how you're treating your mans.

Speaker 1 No matter what.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 I'm talking to you, too.

Speaker 1 You're totally included in that.

Speaker 1 When we lived together, me and Ice, and the cops came, he pointed them to my room.

Speaker 1 Yo, he right there, y'all. No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 Yes, he did.

Speaker 1 Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 Because I wasn't going down in there. I thought you watched the show.
This story been told like

Speaker 1 you might have missed this one.

Speaker 1 I don't watch all the story. So, yes, yes, I'm teasing him.
Big dog. But why?

Speaker 1 I don't play with them folks. They wasn't there for me.
I've heard you joke about that. No, it's not a joke.
He's not joking.

Speaker 1 This is worse than the flat earth shit.

Speaker 1 Let me fuck up to you. Let me play something to you.
If they come here asking for you and they look at me like, yo, where he at? Well, you can just say nothing.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying you should go to my place. Well, we don't let him answer the door anymore.
Y'all don't answer the door. We don't let him answer the door.

Speaker 1 I've heard that joke a million times. I didn't know that's what it came from.
Now, remember when you and I answered the door, and I hope that's why

Speaker 1 I didn't get the wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
The best thing a person can do is tell you who they are. Whether you believe them or not is up to you.
And you, like, I'm gonna tell.

Speaker 1 I'm telling y'all, I'm not fucking with them people for nobody.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 Not even, not on this ultra black podcast. You will not.

Speaker 1 You will not on this broadcast.

Speaker 1 okay all right melissa just showing me a little story on the side that we're not gonna talk about anyway uh can we talk about something that we can talk about yes yes yes i did want to ask you guys there's a mount rushmore conversation going around i wanted to ask you guys who is your mount rushmore of white rappers oh

Speaker 1 m's got to be on there yeah yeah eminem

Speaker 1 I'll put Mac on there.

Speaker 1 Everybody, please just, I don't, just do your list

Speaker 1 separately, please.

Speaker 1 Because that's the point of me asking. I want to hear the different name or the different names.
Well, mine.

Speaker 1 How do I do the Beastie Boys? As one. As one.
Okay. Beastie Boys, Eminem.

Speaker 1 I'll go Mac, and I'll go.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 Oof.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Action Bronson.

Speaker 1 I want to say.

Speaker 1 You put Action Bronson on the Mount Rushmore. I guess for my favorite one.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think who else I would put in. I'm going to go.
I like that list. I agree with that.
Mac

Speaker 1 got to put the Beastie Boys on there. Especially if they count as one.
And I'm going to post Malone. That's my fourth.
I don't think he's a rapper, but okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 Post Malone's rapper. You said that's your fourth-ish?

Speaker 1 That's my fourth. That's your four.

Speaker 1 Do you want to participate in this? Yes, I'm in Parks.

Speaker 1 Post

Speaker 1 Beastie Boys, Action Bronson, and Mac Miller.

Speaker 1 I got M, Beastie Boys, Search.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I go Mac. I was thinking Paul Wall too, but I go Mac.
Oh, Paul Wall's a good one, too. Actually, I go Paul Wall.
What's this not?

Speaker 1 I like third base. I like Beastie Boys, but I don't need both of them on there.
Yeah, I was about to say that. I got a Beastie Boys is one.
I'll do M.

Speaker 1 I want to do Everlast just because.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Just cause I want to do it just to throw some

Speaker 1 game.

Speaker 1 It's not bad.

Speaker 1 I mean, jump still is jump. Jump is jump.
Jump is jump to this day. No, they had a career, man.
And I wouldn't be mad at

Speaker 1 any of the rest of the fourths.

Speaker 1 I would throw Russ's name out there anyway. I wasn't sure if you were going to throw vanilla ice in there.

Speaker 2 I was totally going to throw vanilla ice in there.

Speaker 1 He cannot mountain rush more than that. I don't think he can be, but I wouldn't be mad at him.
I'm not saying that. I would be mad.
I'd punched him in the face. You're not a mountain rush.

Speaker 1 Like, I thought search, but they...

Speaker 1 Search and Pete. It wasn't long enough.
Yeah. I should have just said said third base, but I didn't.
Yeah, it wasn't long enough. I was thinking Be Real lit nigga, too.
You be real, it's a white.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
I thought all this time I thought Be Real was white. No.
Apologies. Because part of it is like talent, and then part of it.
Latin and Mar. Impact.
Right.

Speaker 1 What you want me to say? I thought it was white, bro. What is he?

Speaker 1 I'm not sure what. He's Latin of some sort.
Okay, Latin. Okay, okay.
I think a lot of them are white.

Speaker 1 Latin bar. Action, man.

Speaker 1 White people do that. No, go ahead.
Cut the shit off. No, it's fine.
It's fine. We're not a music podcast, so it don't matter.
You can think that. So get the shit off.
Yeah, it don't matter.

Speaker 1 Like, if we talk about just strict bars and people I enjoy, Action Bronson will be up there for me. It'll be Mac.
You know what I mean? Eminem, obviously. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But, like, the Beastie Boys changed the game in a way that you can't ignore. You have to put them up there.
And they're fucking incredible albums. Right.
Oh, great albums.

Speaker 1 But for me, Third Bass did something different too. Because Third Bass was the first white rappers I saw that rap like niggas to me.

Speaker 1 When I heard Third Bass rap, when I watched their videos, I felt like they rap rap rap. Whereas I didn't feel like that with the Beastie Boys, even though I love the Beastie Boys albums, it's still

Speaker 1 Third Bass felt like they were in the genre, squarely in the genre, in a way that I didn't feel from the Beastie Boys.

Speaker 1 So to me, their impact is different. I can dig it.
Yeah. See, that's how I felt.
Like, if it's just who I listen to,

Speaker 1 it's a different Mount Rushmore. But if I'm talking about what your M, that's why I have Third Bass and I'm up there, I would have MGK on mine.

Speaker 1 That's another good one.

Speaker 1 I would 100% have a personal. I'm not mad at that.
I would have MGK 1,000% on a personal Mount Rushmore, but, you know.

Speaker 1 And if Ice got to say Be Real, and I'm saying Chino XL. Chino XL ain't white.
I know, but that's.

Speaker 1 He corrected the record. Yeah, I corrected the record.
Rest piece, Chino XL. Recipes, Chino.
Big Joe.

Speaker 1 The Latin hip-hop Mount Rushmore. Let's just put Latin niggas on that.

Speaker 1 No, put them on the shit. That's a different Mount Rushmore.
Yeah. Which we can have, too, if you want.
Big Pun. Big Pun, Fat Joe.
Fat Joe. I'm putting B-Real on there.
Putting B-Real.

Speaker 1 Punan Angel.

Speaker 1 I'm not putting Punan Joe. She.
I'm going to put Pun. Well, you never put Pun and Joe.
You're not putting Joe.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not going to put Joe. Pun's on there.
Oh, Pun is the top. Pun is on there.
Pun is the top. But you wouldn't put Joe on the.

Speaker 1 No. Yo.

Speaker 1 That's interesting, Free. Who would take his spot? Who would be on a Latino list other than him?

Speaker 1 Rapper? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 Joe's not going on there. Spanish rappers? I don't know.
Yo, we just freestyle.

Speaker 1 Joel Ortiz? Joel Ortiz, Bad Bunny. Not better than that.
Bad Bunny. I don't know if you guys are a rapper, but

Speaker 1 you know what?

Speaker 1 This is such a fun music talk, man.

Speaker 1 I love chopping music with you guys, man.

Speaker 1 We did it. We didn't make the noise.
We did it. Did you say your Mount Rushmore? I don't have one.
One is the Mount Rushmore. I don't know.

Speaker 1 You gotta have one.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 You gotta have one. Holy shit.
There was one. Would you go on around?

Speaker 1 And I want to get your thoughts on it. There was a mixtape artist

Speaker 1 Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I see.
Artists or group? No, artists.

Speaker 1 Mixtape. Pipsy.

Speaker 1 Wayne.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Who else, ma'am? Let's go, man.

Speaker 1 I was joking.

Speaker 1 I was joking. Helper.
Nikki.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
Help me.

Speaker 1 Why are y'all looking at me?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, go ahead. I just said two.

Speaker 2 That was big.

Speaker 1 You said one, but okay.

Speaker 2 I said Wayne.

Speaker 1 Got you. At the same time, there's somebody else.

Speaker 1 I'm putting mad niggas on this one. Yeah, my on this one, I'm not putting four.
I don't have four. I'm putting mad people on this.
Do five, man. Just do five.
I'm not doing five.

Speaker 1 How many you got on the bottom? You fuck this activity. At least seven, eight.

Speaker 1 Because you have you have to do 50, you have to do Wayne. You have to do dip set, Cam, any one of the that you want to do.
You got got to do Jadakiss and them niggas.

Speaker 1 You got to do

Speaker 1 currency. You kind of have to do Wiz.

Speaker 1 There's a few of these people that you have to put in all time. I think the first four you said is the answer, though.
I'm putting me in there on mine.

Speaker 1 I was going to ask if you put yourself on there, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fab is a problem. How about to say, I would have fab on the bottom? Fab has to go in there.
Fab got to go. I would have fab on there.

Speaker 1 Look at the space you hear.

Speaker 1 What? That's not a diss. It's not a disc.
Yeah, it's not a disc. I'm reading his face.

Speaker 1 Joe ain't got no soul tape.

Speaker 1 He got more music. Okay, then he ain't got no there's no competition.
He ain't got no summertime shootouts.

Speaker 1 Series. I got a Patreon tier coming without your ass.

Speaker 1 Taking his ass off a couple episodes. You can see it, see, see how it see how it feels.

Speaker 1 This nigga took me off my own talk.

Speaker 1 Say less. I'm going to wait till y'all hottest take

Speaker 1 strip him right off of it. Anyway, man.
Salute, baby.

Speaker 1 Salute to everybody with the Mount Rushmore shit.

Speaker 1 It's all the conversation. I like the combos around the middle.
It's been good combos. Posse cut combo was good.
You know, although I'm still mad that list.

Speaker 1 I want to bring that conversation back up, that posse combo.

Speaker 1 And B-Dot is coming up here. Good.
I think today, if he has me back. Oh.
Oh, that's fine. Okay, great.

Speaker 1 Stay fly to me is a top 10 posse record.

Speaker 1 K Dubo, that one. No, no, no.
Stay fly. 36 Mafia.

Speaker 1 on 3.6 mafia. I'd have sipping on some scissors higher than that.
I'd have who like a lot of 3-6. But there's another one.
There's another one.

Speaker 1 Who run it probably goes on there? I think there's a lot of 3-6 missing.

Speaker 1 I don't think enough attention was paid to Khaled.

Speaker 1 All of them.

Speaker 1 Very good. Yeah.
Yeah. Let me look at this.

Speaker 1 Like at all time? Yes.

Speaker 1 Khaled. Khaled does.

Speaker 1 All I do is win. We take over.
I'm on one. Well, no, I'm on one.
Ladies' night was big, bro. Ladies night.
No, I'm on one. It's about to go.
Ladies night.

Speaker 1 But see, by the criteria that I'm only going by B-Dot, because that's what started the conversation. Four.
Needed four or more members on there. Or four more people on there.
B-Dot's wrong, man.

Speaker 1 Three is a boss coming.

Speaker 1 Oh, if that's the case, still tip ain't going on there. No, no, that's not three.
We sticking with that. Oh, all right.

Speaker 1 I got some threes. Would you put French record on there?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Don't stop. Pop that? Pop that.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 Impact? French got a squeeze in my mixtape combo, too. French got some real good mixtapes.
As does Max.

Speaker 1 Got to go on that combo. Someone listening to a podcast right now.
Yeah, yeah, Mark. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at the Posse Cut list. It popped up B Dots thing.

Speaker 1 Symphony and scenario to me are way too low on this list. I also thought Respiration should have been on there.
Am I the only person that thought that? I don't think it's Posse Cut.

Speaker 1 What's Respiration? Why wouldn't you be? He said four MCs.

Speaker 1 It's Common, Moes, Kwali, and. Oh, I guess the remix would be up to it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 No. Great song.
Again, the Ladies' Night shit was a monster. Yeah, I'm a monster.

Speaker 1 That was a hit. It was.

Speaker 1 Ladies' night, what? It must be Angie on the mind. It must have been honey, got the sugar and the spice.
Oh, if you say that to Angie now, she'll smack the shit out of you.

Speaker 1 You know why?

Speaker 1 She don't like her rap career?

Speaker 1 I won't speak for her, but don't run up on her singing the lyrics to any one of her songs. No, what's the other one? Maybe not Ladies' Night.
Ladies' Night might be cool. If I could go.

Speaker 1 She's going to smack it.

Speaker 1 You're going to fly away. Fucking Sicario.

Speaker 1 Sicario is the right name. It's just hip-hop shit.

Speaker 1 All right, all right. What else? What else is in music? What else is in music?

Speaker 1 Do y'all care about this Jairu 50 Cent shit? I do.

Speaker 1 I've been following it. I'm obsessed with it always.

Speaker 1 But this iteration I thought was interesting.

Speaker 1 First of all, I hated the response 50 gave to when Irv Gotti died. I thought that was awful.

Speaker 1 When I saw Jairu go in the breakfast club and respond to it finally after all his time, it felt like he was rising above it. Like, you know, like, we're masters of self-defense.

Speaker 1 We're not going to start nothing. You know, I didn't like this, but I took the good advice a premium.
And I thought that was going to be the end of it. I thought it was going to be

Speaker 1 a good moment. Then he hits Twitter the next day, like, yo, I got time.
And then just started coming at 50 again. And you know, it's going to be a response.
It's been decades of this.

Speaker 1 I know they're never going to hit a stage together. I know that they're never going to be friends.
And I've accepted that in life. Some people just don't need to be friends.

Speaker 1 But I feel like they could give a different model. They could model something different for everybody.
They could could just let this shit go. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 At this point, everybody's successful. Everybody's good.
They look to me, two 50-year-old men going back and forth on Twitter looks crazy.

Speaker 1 Last time I said something like this, I had naked AI pictures on the internet for

Speaker 1 a month and a half ago. You and Shimmy and Douglas.

Speaker 1 Take it away.

Speaker 1 Take it away with what you guys think. Erickson, camera off me.

Speaker 1 No, it's just, it's just a bad thing, like Mark's saying, like, it's 50-year-old successful dudes, and hopefully no violence could come from it. Well, violence came from it.
Right.

Speaker 1 That's no more violence. That was a long time ago, bro.
Niggas, some people don't let that shit go, bro. We sit here and joke about if it's up, it's up.
Some niggas really live by that.

Speaker 1 That's why, like, I get, I understand the mature side of it. I also get 50 side.
I hate ice.

Speaker 1 What's 50 side? I absolutely hate ice. Why? I swear.
I agree with him. Bro, at some point, you would forever.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at you. You would.

Speaker 1 Why not? Why? Talking about it. No, hold on.

Speaker 1 I feel like I feel. You're asking me.
Talk about the character, the person we're referring to. I feel like what Ice...

Speaker 1 I didn't start talking about you. I was talking about Ice.
I didn't come back to me. You said that you would agree with that.
I need to understand that theory.

Speaker 1 I just feel like what ICE is saying is such a young man's quote. Yes.
Yes. And us as older men

Speaker 1 don't really need to echo a quote that is made for the youngins. It's up, it's up for life.
Those are for people, the 20-year-old people that view themselves having a lot of life left. Hey, Joe,

Speaker 1 this is two 50-year-olds that's up for life with. No, no, no, and that's why I'm saying it does not mean the same thing when we get to talking about 50-year-old men.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about them and how they do things, but that's the conversation.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 that's not a normal outlook for people our age with tendonitis and

Speaker 1 arthritis. With hundreds of millions of dollars, my nigga, that have seen some shit in the world.
Right. You should have modified how you think and your mindset on the world.

Speaker 1 You got little kids looking at you my nigga so what one hand we're gonna talk about that's i don't even think that part's even no

Speaker 1 that's the part that's what i that i talk about with ice sometimes because ice takes this staunch stance on i'm snitching i'm rattin' we're not going to jail i'm not ratting but go ahead we you say you are ratting but snitching is a different thing thank you whatever

Speaker 1 go ahead go ahead it's good whatever the case may be but then on the same time it's like yo if it's up it's up and i'm and i'm uh

Speaker 1 not condoning but kind of condoning this message i know that that shit is i think that that shit is harmful.

Speaker 1 Allow me to respond. I can talk for me.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. I'm being objective.
I'm telling you that for someone who's 50 Cent and has showed us who he is his entire career, I can understand his stance on it.

Speaker 1 Not saying I agree with it, but I get why he's acting the way he's acting and he's not going to change on this. Gotcha.
It's forever up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's because he's probably one of two 50-year-olds in hip-hop still in fighting condition. Him and fucking Freddie Fox.

Speaker 1 The rest of everybody got normal 50-year-old bodies and 50-year-old breath.

Speaker 1 And if you punch one of you niggas the wrong spot, y'all niggas running around drunk, pilled up, fitting all up, you hit one of you niggas the wrong way and y'all bump your head, you're gonna be dead.

Speaker 1 Stop it, please. And all the niggas that got busy with the hands from back in the day, I'm looking at y'all now at 50.
Y'all look one sugar tablet away from it being the end. Please.

Speaker 1 You tough 50-year-olds. Except for 50.

Speaker 1 But again, y'all moving it. We talk, you said except for 50.
That's who we talking about. That's not who we talking to, though.
Right. That's not who we talking to, though.
That's who we talking to.

Speaker 1 I get what you said. You understand where it's how we line.
That's who we talking about.

Speaker 1 When I say I understand why he's acting this way, he's talking about I hate ice for that tape. No, but I think what I understand it too, Freeze.
I don't understand how you understand it. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I don't understand how you understand that point. Why not? Because I'm being open-minded and he's told me.
I believe a person who tells you who who the fuck they are.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about that. We're talking about how we, the people in this room, are viewing this particular scenario.
If you're open to a nigga, you gotta shot with a fan.

Speaker 1 Let him have his 1v1 with Freeze. No, hold on.
I'm not having a 1v1. It's not a 1v1.
Well, let him have the conversation, please. But the conversation, I have a theory on the conversation.

Speaker 1 So wait till they finish. He can shoot.
Now go ahead, Flip. I'm not shooting at you.
You've been shot before. Yeah.
So what I'm saying is that you've been shot.

Speaker 1 Have you forgiven the man that shot you? Have you sat down with him? If you see him today, the man that shot you, would you sit down with him, have a drink, be cool?

Speaker 1 Okay, that man almost lost his life.

Speaker 1 Period. He was blackballed by these people.
Would he feel like he was blackballed? A lot of things happened to this man that he overcame the odds.

Speaker 1 So now, while it could be a skewed way of thinking, now his thing is I'm up,

Speaker 1 and it's up forever because you guys try to take this from me. You guys try to take my passion.
If I didn't fight through it, persevere through it, I would no longer be here to provide for people.

Speaker 1 I understand that way. The person that shot me as well,

Speaker 1 I don't feel comfortable speaking to that person. The person that broke my jaw, it was very difficult to sit down across from the person while having same thoughts in your mind.

Speaker 1 It takes more than that when your life is on the line. Seriously.
So when I say I do get it, because they are figures, but I do understand it as well.

Speaker 1 And I would expect you to understand it. I know you're speaking from a mature standpoint, but you've been through something traumatic as well.

Speaker 1 And if you wouldn't sit with the guy that shot you, we shouldn't expect that from others. Isn't there a third round of just like

Speaker 1 that? Exactly. Look, you conflict, it don't got to be one of them.
But then, yeah, yeah, it don't got to be one or two.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't expect 50 Cent and Ja Rule to give a fuck about each other to the day that they die. Like, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 And if you're in 50 Cent shoes, in my opinion, nigga, I made you niggas look like

Speaker 1 peons. You already won.
I'm a couple hundred million dollars up through all the shit y'all put me through, through all the adversity I went through to get to this point. Suck my dick.
I won.

Speaker 1 I beat the game at this point. And 50 Cent is also the same person who's lived.
His line says, if it's war, it's war to the very end. And anytime they think they back, we start it up again.

Speaker 1 And that's the part.

Speaker 1 And that's the part that's unhealthy, I think. And they're not.

Speaker 1 I'm with you.

Speaker 1 Fat Joe was trying to squash it with though.

Speaker 1 Fat Joe was trying to squash it with them. Yeah.
50 was open to squashing it, and Ja Ru wasn't.

Speaker 1 okay right so like i said both of them i think this is crazy i'm not i'm not i'm not it's a it's about both of them i'm talking about yo at 50 years old and we carrying ourselves like this my they both rich supposedly i can't count nobody pockets but dog the kids is watching you

Speaker 1 got you

Speaker 1 my advice would be to leave it alone leave it alone yeah i got it tell a nigga suck my you know what i'm saying like i wouldn't speak on either side i'd be like dog i'm not with him maybe just be dead to you yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's how you it, man.

Speaker 1 Maybe get Wallow to intervene. I do.
I'm so glad. He's a peacekeeper.
I'm so glad that you said that. I wanted to ask you guys where y'all stood on the

Speaker 1 Wallow

Speaker 1 speaking engagement that he had where he started talking about how he felt about black businesses.

Speaker 1 As soon as I find the clip.

Speaker 2 Mark, I'm assuming that you've heard the

Speaker 1 clip. And I love Wallow is my guy.

Speaker 1 I'm a Wallow fan. I consider him a friend.

Speaker 1 We do business together sometimes, you know, in terms of him supporting the store, things like that. But that shit was the most off-base thing I've ever heard Wallow say.

Speaker 2 Where was he when he made the statement?

Speaker 1 He was speaking from the clip, it looked like he was speaking to a group of either entrepreneurs or business owners or something like that.

Speaker 1 And he was kind of giving them a motivational speech about business and things like that. Because his whole thing was, I'm not here to tell you, I'm not here just to make you feel good.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you the reel, too. And I have the clip here.
Nobody want to hear

Speaker 1 us. Oh, I'm black.
No black people. Nobody gives a fuck about that.
Kill that shit.

Speaker 1 Either you got a good business or you don't.

Speaker 1 All that shit, don't nobody want to hear that shit. That's a hustle.
Support me because I got a black business. Is your restaurant clean? Is the food good? Do you got consistent cooks?

Speaker 1 Is the material or your shit good?

Speaker 1 Stop doing that. Oh, you support the white people.
Nah, I support consistency, baby.

Speaker 1 Don't fuck about what color you is. I'm going going to spend my money.
That death paper, I'm going to spend them deals where the fuck I want to spend it at. Revised Porce Ferrari Lambert.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do what the fuck I want to do while I'm here. But I'm going to tell you one thing.
I ain't going to be finessed off some black shit. But one thing about it.

Speaker 1 Listen to you, motherfuckers. It's not going to make it.
I'm not no motherfucking fake-ass motivational speaker that talk this dumb shit. I'm the number one nigga in the country.
You know why?

Speaker 1 Y'all seen me come out of the penitentiary. I make millions and I make millionaires, baby.
You understand me? I come from the ghetto.

Speaker 2 Tell me why you found it offensive. And that's just the first word that came to mind.
It might not be offensive, but just tell me what was wrong with what he said.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of times the most dangerous things that are said are lightly dipped in truth.

Speaker 1 Bars. So it's not that anything specific he said

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 wrong.

Speaker 1 Like, there's nothing wrong with saying, I don't want I want to be colorblind here.

Speaker 1 Just let them get it.

Speaker 1 That shit was

Speaker 1 poetic. Slurpee, girl.
Slurpees. Hey.
From a distance.

Speaker 1 No, I ain't like it. Because when she first asked Mark, it made it sound like she might have had a different opinion.
She says two side bar bars. Mark, well, shut your ass up, yeah.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I do, though. I know you don't.

Speaker 1 So if you take each of the things he says individually, like, okay, you know. You know, race, we shouldn't just look at race.
Sure.

Speaker 1 If you run a business, you shouldn't be riding on the back of just being black and expect people to support you if it's a bad business because you're black. Your cook should be lined up.

Speaker 1 Your business should be tight. The restaurant should be clean.
All that's true, right? Most of y'all are not going to make it.

Speaker 1 I actually think that's an important thing to tell any business owner, any entrepreneur. All that is good.

Speaker 1 But what the takeaway comes from that is

Speaker 1 we don't need to have a special responsibility or a special duty to support black businesses because they're black.

Speaker 1 And I think as black people, we absolutely have a duty to support black businesses because they're black. Whether they're good or not, I totally disagree.

Speaker 1 That's where the straw man comes.

Speaker 1 That's where the straw man comes. Again, I'm not saying keep going to a restaurant that has rats in it.

Speaker 1 But what I'm saying is he's saying, he's framing it almost like, he said it's a finesse, you know, riding off this black show. I'm not going to support you just because you're black.

Speaker 1 I'm saying, you know, we should support businesses just because they black. We should pay special extra attention because they black.

Speaker 1 Because a lot of times what black people do, which frustrates me as a black business owner, and everybody appears a black business owner, so y'all understand this, is that niggas will throw us away so fast.

Speaker 1 If somebody has to wait for 10 minutes at the soul food restaurant, man, these niggas, I had to wait 25 minutes for my soul food. I ain't never coming back and get it.

Speaker 2 They'll wait like an hour at Houston's.

Speaker 1 Nigga, they will have a buzzer at the Olive Garden waiting for an hour to get that food, right? They give us no grace, no mercy, no breaks. And I'm saying we need it.

Speaker 1 No community has the money to leave their community faster than black dollars. That's fine.
We give that shit away quick and we love to give it to

Speaker 1 the dry cleaner, the restaurant teacher. One hand and it go straight to the olive.
And that's what I'm saying. So I'm saying we have a responsibility not to play into that.

Speaker 1 And I don't, and Wallo does support black business. Like I said, he makes extra ships to my bookstore just to buy books when he could buy them from Amazon for a lot cheaper, frankly.

Speaker 1 But when you send that message out, it's dangerous because people hear the wrong thing. But you're proving his point with him supporting your business.
And that, and what you said.

Speaker 1 But they don't know that.

Speaker 1 The people who hear that clip ain't gonna know he does that.

Speaker 1 That's my issue. It's the message that's

Speaker 1 it's like we just said with John 50. It's the message and the people that hear that and what do they do? People who are inclined to not support a business because it's black.

Speaker 1 But if he's telling the business owners or the entrepreneurs, hey, don't run your business. Don't look for your business to, don't look for my business or anyone's business just because you're black.

Speaker 1 Have something else to offer. Because there's people that's just, they come up to me, yo, man, support black-owned business, but this is a bad product.
Yep. This is poorly, this cheap.

Speaker 1 Is this, is that? And I'm like, I wouldn't mind supporting it if it was a good product. How about put that? That's where the finesse part come in.

Speaker 1 Like, I could do sub-par shit and you just out of obligation should support me because I'm black.

Speaker 1 That's That's a finesse. And he's right.
I think he is right on that point. The problem is two things.
One, the people who hear that don't get that message.

Speaker 1 And two, part of being a black business is working with other black businesses. So it's not,

Speaker 1 I get what you're saying. This is like an inside conversation with the restaurant owners.
Like, look, don't just think you can ride off being black, right?

Speaker 1 Don't that riding off black shit is a hustle.

Speaker 1 The problem is, again, instead of having that conversation in isolation, I'm saying in addition to that conversation, we need to have a conversation encouraging black people to buy black shit because otherwise that black business owner, do they get the black sandwich distributor?

Speaker 1 Do they get the black janitorial company to help work in their business? That's the part I'm worried about. And if people don't get that extra push to say, yo, support them because they're black.

Speaker 1 And I think sometimes at this moment, we're afraid to say that. I'm saying support people because they're black.
And he's saying, I'm going to be colorblind, right?

Speaker 1 I'm going to support people purely based on whether support. I'm not answering you and saying no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm saying I disagree. That's what they're saying.
I disagree. Yeah, and I disagree with that.

Speaker 1 I see, I hear Mark's take.

Speaker 1 I think Mark's mark's take and wallow's take are different i think so too so i don't think mark is is is um mainly is opposed to what wallow is saying i see both sides he's saying you shouldn't say it publicly he don't want to highlight it

Speaker 1 see i feel like

Speaker 1 he's talking to i could see if he put this like as a clip out just to the world

Speaker 1 Somebody recording it and putting it out is different. He's talking to a group of entrepreneurs.
Right. So my message is for the business owners.

Speaker 1 Hey, y'all, don't go out there marketing, looking for your support just because you're black. Now, somebody recorded him, put it out, and get out cool.
But I think he's doing this the right way.

Speaker 1 I'm talking to the business owners, telling them,

Speaker 1 focus on making a good product, not focus on getting support just because you're black. Again, I agree with you.
So it's not like you agree with him. I agree with that message.

Speaker 1 I'm saying that message is dangerous when it gets put out in that way because in a world that already looks to not support black shit, I'm saying I think you need to add a little more to that so that people get the full picture.

Speaker 2 What could he have said? What could he have said added on to it that would have flushed out the entire message?

Speaker 1 Now, if the product is good, I'm going to support you because you're black. No, I think you're...
I kind of feel like he said that. No, I think you know.
No,

Speaker 1 he's saying, I'm supporting you because the product is good. I'm saying, it's okay to say, I'm supporting you not just because the product is good, but because you're black.

Speaker 1 I'm going to support you initially because you're black, period. Boom.
I'm going to support you initially because you're black.

Speaker 1 If your service is good and if your product is good, I'm going to continue to support you because you're black. If you are lacking in, my man just opened up a restaurant across the street, life after.

Speaker 1 That's my man, right? So anybody that I know, I tell them, yo, my man, open the restaurant, go to life after, go to life after.

Speaker 1 I'm telling the people to do that. Now, I also, when my friends go there, I'll get, yo, how was it? And people have given me positive, mostly positive feedback.

Speaker 1 And then the little bit of negative feedback that they give me, I tell my man directly, yo, this is what my people said. Yo, this is what my people said when they came there.

Speaker 1 But initially, I'm going to support your product because you are black. The niggas that I, who clothes I wear on this show, I've never taken a dime from nobody who shit I wore on the show.

Speaker 1 I'm supporting this because you are a small black business, and that's what I want to do.

Speaker 1 Now, if your product is trash, I'm not going to keep supporting you based off the simple fact that you're black. And that's what I think Wallow was trying to convey.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, dog, your consistency, your cooks, your product, your service, all of those things need to be up to par because if they're not, then I'm going over here to the whites.

Speaker 1 I feel like Mark is just saying it was a more not-so-anti-black way to sound. That he could have presented it.
That's what I said. Like, yo.

Speaker 1 Is it possible that that was cut out somewhere since this is a cell phone? I think it's possible. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There may be more from the seminar than that. And this is the part that

Speaker 1 took off. Sam, I've owned the business over 20-something years.
So I'm not going to tell somebody not to go support. And you should shoot to my plumbers, my electricians, whoever the fuck I hire.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to hire black first.

Speaker 1 I'm going to try and hire black first. Now, if I don't have success with that, I still got a business to run.
So therefore, I don't give a fuck if a nigga's purple.

Speaker 1 If you could get on the roof and the bitch stopped leaking, I'm going to give my money to the purple man. But I'm going to shoot for the black roofer first.
And that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 And that's all I'm saying. And I think it's important.
That's the other piece of it, right? Dog.

Speaker 1 We do this.

Speaker 1 The hoodies. My nigga, nigga, never touched one of my hoodies.
They'd be like, yo, dog, he not Nike.

Speaker 1 What does that mean?

Speaker 1 What the fuck does that mean? So Nike is worthy of your money, but because I'm black and I'm starting out, I'm not worthy of your money.

Speaker 1 When you take my hoodie sleeves and you stick them next to Nike hoodie sleeves, this shit is clearly superior to Nike.

Speaker 1 Our mindset is fucked up, and so that's what I think Marcus

Speaker 1 is speaking to. I think both of the people have poignant points in the neutral world.
I wouldn't care. Where did you get the Nike?

Speaker 1 It don't matter to the outlet. Yeah, that's a good outlet.
That's not true. Nigga, Foot Locker, Nike can't fuck on my hoodie.
Ooh, tell them niggas that. I agree.
And I'm all he sing better than Sade.

Speaker 1 I don't care what y'all saying.

Speaker 1 He stood down on that shit on Twitter. He was like, like, I don't want that shit.
I couldn't wait for him to get here.

Speaker 1 I was going to ask him to sing. Give us a little something.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 We're the judge of that. And I'm talking shit with you.
Monty say he can sing better than Sade?

Speaker 1 Huh? He said that? He said that when we was having the Sade conversation on Friday. Yeah.
He didn't say he can sing better.

Speaker 1 He knows seven people from him. He said he knows a bunch of people.
No, no. Then he said

Speaker 1 I can sing better than Sade.

Speaker 1 We were so busy roasting him, we didn't hear that point because I heard it on the replay. I didn't hear it live.
I heard it on the replay. He said, I can sing better than Sade.
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 1 On Twitter, he was like, yeah, I was just talking shit. I went too too far.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Good thing.

Speaker 1 Mac, like, I didn't read that tweet. Acknowledge that.

Speaker 1 I don't follow you, bro.

Speaker 1 Mel, where do you stand on what Wallow said?

Speaker 2 I can understand Mark's point, like, in terms of

Speaker 2 maybe he didn't say it with the eloquence that he could have said it. But I mean, Wallow just, he just...
He just talks. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 Like, he's so energized, you know, and he thinks he's, the message is understood the way that he, you know, the way it's just, it's left up to interpretation kind of thing. If he had said,

Speaker 2 I will start by buying black, I'm looking for the consistency though.

Speaker 2 Like, if I buy black and it just fails to, you know, kind of like have a point of consistency, then I'm not going to continue to buy from this continu from this business.

Speaker 2 But I'm always going to, like Ish said, I'm always going to look for black first.

Speaker 1 And that's all I want.

Speaker 1 And I think we have to constantly tell black people that because every single one of us has experienced a situation where we got passed over when we were just as good because we were black.

Speaker 1 By black people. Don't nobody love white people more than black people.
Indeed. And so every opportunity people get to choose white, they choose it unless they're encouraged to do otherwise.

Speaker 2 And you're absolutely right when it comes to us not having the patience for each other.

Speaker 2 You know, standing in line for 10 minutes versus, you know, going to Houston's and standing in line for a fucking hour, you know, buying Nike over Isha's hoodies. You know, so, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, Mark, your lawyer black?

Speaker 1 which lawyer just asking a question well it depends on which lawyer oh i just remember you coming in here saying my personal injury lawyer you said

Speaker 1 so here you go and of course that was tongue-in-cheek a little bit

Speaker 1 my personal injury lawyer you said that live

Speaker 1 what yeah well we said it at the beginning of the show and then i was like is this recorded and we said yeah but like yeah i don't care about it my personal injury lawyer the one who gave me all my money and the one who i gave a large chunk of money to as a percentage is black

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I don't actually do I have a white lawyer at all? I have a white agent. I do have a white agent.

Speaker 2 Your brother's not your lawyer?

Speaker 1 My brother's my blah. No.

Speaker 1 My brother's my personal injury lawyer. No, that's.
But he's not my.

Speaker 1 No, but that ain't the real one.

Speaker 2 I mean, personal injury lawyers are.

Speaker 1 He said it. He got all his money from them.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I had a traumatic fall and got about, what, $450, I think? It was up to about two years ago. And I went to a black lawyer.
He's my brother, but I would have gone to a different black lawyer otherwise.

Speaker 1 I don't have a problem going to a black lawyer. My accountant.

Speaker 2 is black. My accountant's black and a woman.

Speaker 1 There you go. Check, check.

Speaker 1 My agent's not. But would I have a black agent? I'd love to have a black agent.
It just didn't work out that way. My agency doesn't have black agents.
Got you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I think, again, I start with a black person.

Speaker 1 Why don't you go to William Johnson?

Speaker 1 So the part and stuff.

Speaker 1 We do a lot of these plays and shit. Yeah, no, man.
See, that's look, look, that's all the shit, bro. This nigga said, me doing,

Speaker 1 but Dia got

Speaker 1 part seven. Yo, this guy's a nut.
No, man, look, I'm not. I think different than whatever point Waller was trying to bring home.

Speaker 1 If that's how you get to speak to niggas at the speaking engagement, then sign me off.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Could you imagine Joe?

Speaker 1 He's just going in there and talking to people like, shit. I'll be like, I'll bet it all, y'all.
I'm the number one nigga in America. Hey, y'all gonna fail.
You're not gonna make it.

Speaker 1 And I don't give a fuck if you black. Wait.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Then the nigga gonna pay me. Did they give me 50 for that? Holy shit.
I've been doing this all wrong. Hell, hey, I'll go out there and jump on the ledge if that's what what we're doing.

Speaker 1 I'll talk to him too. Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey, creators.

Speaker 1 Call me up. I'll go talk to you.

Speaker 1 Some people need that tough love. I agree with Wallow too, by the way.
I just agree with Mark also that

Speaker 1 that's not applicable across the board. Right? I don't, I don't, I support black business.
If you lead out with that and there's nothing that follows, then I'm going to look at you a little shady.

Speaker 1 But also, if you're a black business, then that's going to prompt a conversation for me, too, though.

Speaker 1 It's not just like when I'm in the mall and the niggas on the first floor hustling out the fucking uh out the cubes and they say, Here, Joe,

Speaker 1 if I'll stop and talk to them, they can see what they're on. Yo, man, where you from? How long you been right here? How much this cost to get this?

Speaker 1 Now, versus when you say that to some niggas in the mall and they'll be like, Yo, Jabud, spoil black business, and I'll be like, No.

Speaker 1 Fuck you, nigga, fuck pumping up.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you how it goes the other way. Yo, Jabba, I love you supporting this.
Nah, all right, fuck you.

Speaker 1 I never was in that mood. Mark, why we don't just get a longer screw for this thing? Like, I don't feel like that's normal for this mic to fall out.
Mine do the same thing.

Speaker 1 I think it's a fall. Like we all have a shit.
It's a crack edge. They real short.
My shit is never. My shit don't fall out.

Speaker 1 That was some sloppy shit.

Speaker 1 That was disgusting. We fucked in the same room before, so I know you're just talking about the mic.
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 They came back for me. It's time for the gay segment.
Here they go. They came back for me.
They just took your money and we didn't drop it.

Speaker 1 They took your money around.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 1 It stayed in there.

Speaker 1 And he didn't pay at all.

Speaker 1 And proud of it all these years. Wow.

Speaker 1 Oh, wham.

Speaker 1 Fuck, you talk about it.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all never gonna. Y'all gonna be 80s.

Speaker 1 They gonna be 80 years old. Yo, dog.

Speaker 1 Nah, not if he continues to sugar at this rate. I don't eat drink.
Yo, why you told me? Yo, don't do that.

Speaker 1 You mean if you do the red meat every day, man? What's your mom told him like that, yo? I just want my mic fixed. You just ate some pork.

Speaker 1 What that means I just ate some pork?

Speaker 2 He's judging you.

Speaker 1 Ask your intestines. He can't judge me.
He said something about sugar. I said something about pork.
We've been 270 since he got it. I've never been 270.
And won't lose weight.

Speaker 1 I've never lost a lot of weight. And made a bet.
And made a bet and still couldn't shed the weight. I've never been 270 in my life.
265. You ain't far behind wherever I am.
Far behind that.

Speaker 1 I'm not, I've never been 270, so I'm far behind that. I've never been 265.
I've never been 260. Y'all should do a weight loss challenge.
Why don't y'all see who can lose the most weight?

Speaker 1 Oh my god, we tried. They did.

Speaker 1 Who lost the most weight? Joe. We never had a weight loss challenge.
It wasn't a weight loss challenge. It was Joe.
Bish came in here and told us he would be a certain weight in two months

Speaker 1 and refused to step on the scale.

Speaker 1 Did you lose the bet or you just didn't want to step on the scale? I lost the bet. Okay.
Why don't you have a head-to-head competition? Never. Because there is no competition.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Silly me. What was I thinking?

Speaker 1 I'll do it. All it's gonna take is one of them say, nigga, I could lose more weight than you.
And that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm not entertaining none of that shit no more, bro.

Speaker 1 You can win.

Speaker 1 Anytime he says, I could blink more than you, y'all go. Y'all go.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 1 I just saw, I put everything together. I just saw that behind the scenes shit.
So niggas talking about it. So last week, you.
Over that water shit? Yeah. Yeah, I had some strong opinions on that.

Speaker 1 Let's hit it.

Speaker 1 If I was a judge,

Speaker 1 I would say Joe was right. Really?

Speaker 1 Listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you what I would do.

Speaker 1 The spirit of what y'all were.

Speaker 1 Wait, maybe I'm saying that backward. Hold on.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. If I was a judge.
If you were a judge, you would say issue. I would say Ish was right.
Excuse me. You're right.
There you go. There you go.
You're right. I'm broke.

Speaker 1 If it was a judge, I would say you were right. But the spirit of it, I thought, was about the quality of the water, not just about whether you bring water.

Speaker 1 But technically, based on what was said, you absolutely were right. If I was a judge, I would have said you were right.

Speaker 1 That's fair. So, next time y'all make a bet, let's make one with clear rules, clear stipulations.
Why don't y'all do a 90-day challenge? Who loses the most weight?

Speaker 1 I just get gratification in knowing that he couldn't do the shit that he was saying he could do. Even if he gets the win on the bet, I don't care.
I don't care about that part.

Speaker 1 But I knew he wasn't going to bring that quality water in here for two months straight. That just wasn't right.

Speaker 1 Was that your understanding of the bet, though, when you were going through it, or you just thought you had to bring water?

Speaker 1 Fam,

Speaker 1 We've been having this bet for two months. Uh-huh.
The one, I bought a port, I was running late. I bought a Pauline Spring water.
I had a full green water in the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 I bought a Poland Spring water that I didn't even drink here, right?

Speaker 1 But our bet was you will not bring water here for two months consistently straight. That was our bet.
It's not true. That was our bet.

Speaker 1 I did not say that. That is just

Speaker 1 let me finish speaking. Let me lay on my plane.
But that wasn't what the

Speaker 1 smart enough to know what the fuck. Could not lay in my plane, please.

Speaker 1 Could you be quiet and let me speak? Let me be playing stupid. Could you be quiet and let me speak?

Speaker 1 No, you be playing grimy, and you always look for a loophole to alleviate yourself out of some bullshit.

Speaker 1 That's what you'd be doing. Loop holarium.
Fam, you.

Speaker 1 Know what you did the other day? You did what Finesse did when we played Monopoly. That's exactly what you did.

Speaker 1 And you got super upset at Finesse when we played Monopoly, and you did the same exact shit that he did. You looked for a loophole to escape.
We replayed this shit live.

Speaker 1 We heard all of the terms of the bet, and this nigga still said he's not wrong. What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 When me and Joe placed the bet and I lost, all of y'all niggas up here was on my ass every day. Yo, you paid them yet? You lost, you lost.
You paid them yet?

Speaker 1 When Joe loses, y'all niggas swallow the whistle and everybody becomes a fucking mind. I said you're right.
I'm not going to let you get away with this.

Speaker 1 And two to two months ain't up. Two months in college, bro.
The bet ain't up yet. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So like I said, my nigga. But they can't say you want to get up.

Speaker 1 I'm clearly right in the terms. You're right.

Speaker 1 In the terms of the bet, you're right.

Speaker 1 to me he went to go find some shit that was said two hours after that once the bet is made you know you brighten up to know

Speaker 1 fuck that bet nigga

Speaker 1 keep fighting for it and me too what you talking about nigga the same way i wiped my

Speaker 1 fucking wood

Speaker 1 listen yeah i'm not i'm not i'm off

Speaker 1 i'm off of your general understanding of what my point was fuck that bet I don't know what your point was. I know you don't.
We spoke to what your point was that day. Come on.

Speaker 1 My point is proven. It's fine.
I'm not trying to prove it to y'all. He said, His point is you know.

Speaker 1 You know what the fuck my point was at? Joe. Which is why.
I've been here for two months, nigga. I got you.
Which is why you fucking fight.

Speaker 1 But you did.

Speaker 1 Yes, I did. You brought Poland Spring.
One fucking time. I did it.
Don't make that good. Behave here like you behaved at home.
Nigga, I do. Behave at home.
I do. Like you behaved at home.

Speaker 1 During your dime. I do.
That was the point. Nigga, I drink as much as you can.
That ain't Poland Spring.

Speaker 1 You a Poland Spring nigga at home. No, I'm not.
They come to work and drink alcohol water at home, nigga. Except for sometimes.

Speaker 1 Except for sometimes.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you drink a Poland spring. sometimes

Speaker 1 you just last week brought a polar spring sometimes you drink

Speaker 1 it why why

Speaker 1 don't you try to minimalize me nigga i drink what the fuck i want to drink and the water i bring in sometimes that includes a polar spring

Speaker 1 and sometimes that includes a polar spring is all i'm saying i'm not trying to get rowdy it's pretty rowdy he never tries to get until he gets rowdy first

Speaker 1 because he wants to stay on one part that he writing you know what the fuck the general conversation is.

Speaker 1 The general conversation is nigga for the last month, two months generally, I bought a water that costs more than yours. Why the fuck would you lean on the one day that I didn't? General man.

Speaker 1 That wasn't the bet, though. That was the premise.
That wasn't the bet.

Speaker 1 That's your premise. Antoine is not going to bring in the same quality of water

Speaker 1 and consume it. I bought better water

Speaker 1 for two months. And I did, though.

Speaker 2 He did have the green bottle. I did.

Speaker 1 I bought better water than yours and more. And Polar Spring.

Speaker 1 You win, bro. You semantics, Larry.
Like I said, you fucking loopholes. What is wrong with me saying you brought in a Poland Spring? You got it, bro.
You did.

Speaker 1 So act like a fucking Poland Spring nigga. You did.
Don't come to me and act like you fucking alkaline fucking Larry. Act Poland Spring when you talk to me, nigga.
You got it.

Speaker 1 You sound like a fucking idiot. Fuck that bet.
You sound like a fucking idiot. I know.
All right. I just hate it when you guys fight.

Speaker 1 This shit is the best, though. Because it takes nothing to get off of it.
Yo.

Speaker 1 it don't matter. It don't matter.
It don't matter. Turn it up.
This shit is great. Yo, these niggas argue about water.
Yes. 80 years old.
Out to lie, nigga. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 That's the wildest sentence I've ever heard in my life. 80 years old and then it's going to be the same shit.
For real.

Speaker 1 No, no, I ain't talking about it. No, Poland Spring niggas are 80.

Speaker 1 80 years old.

Speaker 1 Protecting my fucking peace. You ain't protecting your stomach.
You usually ate a chicken,

Speaker 1 pork egg, and cheese from the corner.

Speaker 1 Now you're down. Poland Spring, too good for you.
Too bad for you. You ate a fucking ham.

Speaker 1 Sliced ham from the corner.

Speaker 1 Enough of that.

Speaker 1 I think that's one of the best sandwiches in New Jersey, but we can talk about it another time. Rosalina.
What's that?

Speaker 1 Taylor ham? Johnson ham. That shit is my tail.

Speaker 1 Talk about Williams ham.

Speaker 1 We good? We're good now.

Speaker 1 We good. We're good.
I'm good. All right, child.
Until one of them throw another little

Speaker 1 out there. Yeah, we're good.
They're going to go.

Speaker 1 We're great.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 That shit is amazing. You lucky.

Speaker 1 You lucky.

Speaker 1 It's a talent.

Speaker 1 Y'all just know each other.

Speaker 1 You niggas activate like dog kids.

Speaker 1 I like that little old shit. That wasn't even on activate now.

Speaker 1 Not fizzlers.

Speaker 1 No, y'all got to activate.

Speaker 1 Everyone's headphones flew off at some point in the argument, so that's that's up there. I don't want to pretend to, though.
I don't want to just make it a dangerous. He wasn't pretending.

Speaker 1 Yes, he was.

Speaker 1 Nah, this is bad. That was a two-on-one.
When he jumped up on that one leg and was like, Out of my nigga,

Speaker 1 I knew it was up then, man. He's going to say something else.
He's thinking.

Speaker 1 I said what I have to say right now. I let it go.
I don't repeat myself, nigga. Let it go, nigga, and do the right thing.
It's over, buddy. You pay him yet? No.

Speaker 1 It ain't over.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 It was two months from the end of February. So March and April.
No, but if he's. But if he's.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm out of my business.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's safe.

Speaker 1 But the bet is that he has to do the same thing every day, right? I mean, the bet is is whatever he says it is. So you said,

Speaker 1 so you're busy y'all. Don't do that, Joe.
I mean,

Speaker 1 I just

Speaker 1 bigger than that.

Speaker 1 He tried to get the big, the big thing of eggs.

Speaker 1 What you talking about, mother.

Speaker 1 Joe said, I wipe my ass with. He said, I do.
Y'all niggas rich, Richard. Yeah, he is.
That's eager. Like they asked for $2,000.

Speaker 1 And I don't. And I was mad in Valenciaga the other day that they had one ply of toilet tissue.
What? They got one ply in Valenciaga? That don't don't come from Valencia. That came from whoever the

Speaker 1 cleaning company is. Wherever it comes up is wrong.
The niggas that be stuck. Whatever it comes up.
I'm not asking.

Speaker 1 Did you say something to them? No. That's just on the.
Yo, you took a shit in Valencia. Exactly.
As you took a plane, you got to admit you took a shit. As a dude, you got to admit you took a shit.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm not against that, my nigga.

Speaker 1 Be clear. Well, actually, no, you're wrong, because I didn't take a shit in Valencia.

Speaker 1 I love that bathroom. No, be clear.
I'm not against. I love that bathroom.
I'm not against it. There's worse places to shit.
Don't let me find a public bathroom I like. I'm going in there.

Speaker 1 Target on River Road. My niggas.
Shit. What do you know? Y'all shit in Target.
That shit like home. Shit, that bathroom downstairs.

Speaker 1 And you sit on the toilet.

Speaker 1 That bathroom downstairs is. Well, in the middle of the house, that bathroom downstairs is me one.

Speaker 1 You know how many days I've been going home like, screw it. I'm blowing it up now.
Now it's going to be hot. What? It's hot when I leave anyone.

Speaker 1 I'll be down there in the night. It's comfy.
It's nice and comfy. Oh, yeah.
You are also in the Target bathroom, Mom? No, downstairs, nigga. Oh, okay.
Big stall. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The biggest thing.
You turn the lights off, nigga.

Speaker 1 The best bathroom in the world. Oh, you hold it in, right, Doc? Yeah, or I hover.
Y'all look like y'all be chilling. Like you're raw dogging the seat.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna make the biggest palette on that seat.
That shit gonna feel like this.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Nigga, you cra. You sit on the seat naked? I got toilet covers.
I didn't even say that. I'm asking you.
Do I sit on the seat naked in the public bathroom? No, I don't have toilet covers. You're right.

Speaker 1 Tourist covers don't be in the middle. Balenciaga? You don't get it? You naked a little bit.
You raw doggies on raw Balenciaga. You're raw, nigga.
Raw ass? Yo, you don't raw in Balenciaga. Niggas.

Speaker 1 Niggas love white businesses, though.

Speaker 1 You think that Balenciaga. You gave Balenciaga your whole ass.
But they gave you single beds. They also have cleaning utensils in there.
Like you can spray it there. Do they have a bedaniggy?

Speaker 1 I ain't trying to

Speaker 1 work no more.

Speaker 1 I would think. It's a nice bathroom in there.
They got a thing where you can spray.

Speaker 1 Yes. It's a nice bathroom in Valenciana.
That's kind of fire. That's fire to have you just clean clean yourself.
I don't know. Y'all in there clean the toilets at Balenciaga.
Yes. I've done it before.

Speaker 1 I've done it, yes. That's what it looks like.
I would before I sat on the seat naked. Mark's a bougie shitter.
I am a bougie shitter.

Speaker 1 I mean, I will lay the toilet paper if it's an emergency, but usually I just hover.

Speaker 1 You don't drink coffee, do you? Yeah, drink coffee on the coffee. Time out.
I'm time to be a bougie shitter when I get a little bit of a coffee. All right, guys.

Speaker 1 All right. Enough on our shit styles.

Speaker 1 All right, we did it. We did it.

Speaker 1 I'm hearing that Taylor Swift will be starring in the new version of the bodyguard. Stop it.
What bodyguard? Yes. The Whitney Houston Kevin Costner bodyguard.
Wait, are they going to flip it?

Speaker 1 Who's Kevin Costner? Yeah, Boston. What bodyguard? Like Buckley V.
Jordan?

Speaker 1 Johnny, the major shots, man. Probably.

Speaker 1 Probably.

Speaker 1 I thought it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 They were talking about it, remaking it.

Speaker 1 If y'all think that they're like, that is blasphemy. It is.
John, it means you can't go in no bathroom and no weird at all. With no white girl.

Speaker 1 You think they're gonna let him get close to the white girl? He already had an episode.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, nigga. Taylor Swift even get a whiff of running.

Speaker 1 What? Would you have Jonathan Majors on Hot and Bollard?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Of course. Of course I would.
Fuck. Oh, slow down there.
Megan. Good job.

Speaker 1 And she can come too.

Speaker 1 You want that?

Speaker 1 Oh, flippity flip.

Speaker 2 But so Taylor Swift is going to play it. She's really tall, so they'd have to have somebody equally as like, well, taller than her.

Speaker 1 So I would say that

Speaker 1 and black.

Speaker 2 If they're going to do that, they're going to flip it.

Speaker 1 Bodyguards don't have to be taller than you.

Speaker 1 Well, in this.

Speaker 2 He was on love interesting. Yeah, in this, let's just.

Speaker 1 Are y'all trying to do like a real movie or a comedy like me? Oh, it should be Travis Kelsey. I want a real one.
She ain't going to be kissing Matt Damon. It should be a black guy.
Aaron Pierre.

Speaker 1 It should be a shorter shorter black guy. Kevin Hart.

Speaker 1 I'm watching that. I want that person.

Speaker 1 I want to see that front row. Cat Williams.
And I ain't even get to what the funniest part would be to me. What? Let Taylor Swift do, I Will Always Love You.

Speaker 1 I'm here for it. She going to smoke.

Speaker 1 Swifty's Unite. She going to what? You're a Swifty? You're a Swifty?

Speaker 1 I hear a lot of judgment in that question. Yeah, there is.
There's a lot of judgment. A lot of judgment.

Speaker 1 You're dressed like a fucking Swifty. That's that's fine.
That's fine. Look,

Speaker 1 Taylor Swift is super talented, and she's made some great albums. I like folklore more than some of the mainstream albums.
You know,

Speaker 1 she's really getting into Swifty as a Taylor Life. And the play is gone.
Hey. But I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Shake it off.

Speaker 1 You know the song. You don't want to know in the song.
I do know the song.

Speaker 1 My daughter loves this all.

Speaker 1 Just your daughter, right? Yeah, my girl don't fuck with that. I want you.
Talk about you, right?

Speaker 1 Talk about you. I know.
You lose the question. You know the mix.
You know all that shit, nigga. Taylor's way for Super Talent.
Yes, I like her music. I'm not like a stand, but I do like her music.

Speaker 1 And I think she gets too much criticism. I think she gets way too many awards.
She's one of the people that gets so many awards that people start hating on her as if she's giving them to herself.

Speaker 1 Like, I ain't mad at her because she gets awards that she don't deserve. You know what I mean? But I think she'd be great in the bodyguard.
The bodyguard was made for a pop singer.

Speaker 1 It was for Diana Ross first.

Speaker 1 Did you listen to it in the little compact car you're renting? Like, real live?

Speaker 1 By the way, it's not even a galant, it's a mirage. I realized when I got downstairs,

Speaker 1 that's why y'all was so surprised it was so big. It looked like a smart car.
I feel like this contradicts your wallow point. Uh-oh.
Which part?

Speaker 1 I feel like there's a way to say what you're saying right now in a different way, right? Like, it's important for black actresses to have prominent roles in blockbuster movies.

Speaker 1 And now you're just fine with Taylor Swift taking it? You know why?

Speaker 1 Because the past.

Speaker 1 Because. She's not an actor.

Speaker 1 Here's why. Here's why.
Because I support, I'm like, yo, I believe in black men and support black men. When the movie was first made,

Speaker 1 the first thing. Yeah, I see.

Speaker 1 When the movie was made, it was for Ryan. I think so.
When it was made.

Speaker 1 When the script was written, it was for Ryan O'Neill and Diana Raw. So that's what it became in the 70s.
The script was written like 40, 60, 40, 50 years ago. Hollywood wouldn't make it because.

Speaker 1 How do you have this information?

Speaker 1 No, he's the best.

Speaker 1 So they keep making the films, right? And so, but the idea was always that there'd be a racial back, you know, an opposite race thing. So they've done it for black women two times.

Speaker 1 So I'm saying, if you have, if they keep that pattern going, now you got a white woman, so now a black man finally gets a chance to represent on the main street.

Speaker 1 They could go Black Panther too and do Neymar.

Speaker 1 They could, but I think they're not. I think they're going to go with a big, strong black man, a Jonathan Majors or Michael B.
Jordan.

Speaker 2 Aaron Pierre.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about from Latin Panther?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you try to say they go brown instead of black, but I'm saying like,

Speaker 1 but who's the black Kevin Costner, right? That might be. Man, they get the rock to to do that.
Wait, hold up. Hold up.
He's black? Hold up.

Speaker 1 Yo, you know how many people listen to this broadcast? Why do you keep saying that? Aaron Pierre's name.

Speaker 1 She said Aaron Pierre Manny. What name is

Speaker 1 man's name?

Speaker 2 Because he's an actor before he's her man.

Speaker 1 That ain't true. Who said that?

Speaker 1 Okay, ask him.

Speaker 2 Oh, you asked him? Do you want to be defined by your relationship or the work that you put out?

Speaker 1 Depending on who you're in a relationship with. A lot of motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 Got definitions. Oh, you're about to call.
With their name in there.

Speaker 1 Tiana is just

Speaker 1 fucking amazing. So if you saw,

Speaker 1 what's his name? Aaron Perry?

Speaker 1 Aaron Perry? I don't know if I ain't singing a J-Hud song.

Speaker 1 Aaron Perry. So if you saw him, that's what you asked him.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 Like how he wants to be defined by your job or by that bitch? Yep.

Speaker 1 Watch your fucking mouth.

Speaker 2 I'm not putting it like that at all.

Speaker 1 All right now.

Speaker 1 That's right, get out of there. I'm not putting it like that at all.
Don't say that name again, though. Okay, fine.
AP.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Not even playing.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay. Sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking about

Speaker 1 younger.

Speaker 1 She from all of them, nigga. If we go, maybe if we go that brownstone shit, you was sitting on the brown stone, nigga.
You get kicked right off that brownstone, boy. Okay.
Rolling down. I'm joking.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Anyways.

Speaker 2 If we go older, more distinguished black men.

Speaker 1 Idris.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good one. Idris would be great.

Speaker 2 Blair Underwood would be great.

Speaker 1 Mahurts. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. Fuck that guy.

Speaker 1 He listens.

Speaker 1 He literally. Oh, y'all don't like him now?

Speaker 2 No, I love him. I don't see him doing this role.

Speaker 1 It's beneath him? Actually, he'd be. All jokes to say, he would be a good body guy.
He's tall.

Speaker 1 He's all the things. Total with us.
I don't see him. All the things.
Total with us. All the things you want in that Kevin Costner role.
He is all the whole thing. He hits the checklist.

Speaker 2 He is. He hits your whole checklist.

Speaker 1 He fills my whole box.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yo.
Y'all fill my whole He's a whole

Speaker 1 worm. What would you mark? What? I'm comfortable with myself.
I'm just saying, something you should know. I know big man.
He talks.

Speaker 1 I know big man.

Speaker 1 He just joined.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he would do that, bro. If you can't beat him, you join him type of thing.
I spoke some reasonably.

Speaker 1 I spoke some reason. You said he wanted to be a podcaster.

Speaker 1 Everybody wants to be a podcaster.

Speaker 1 Why you scratch your eyes for, nigga? It's allergy season. You got space for my

Speaker 1 season? Because it's allergies.

Speaker 1 You got space for him? Pollen inside? You got space for him, Lord?

Speaker 1 Me? No. I'm happy with my calf.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That nigga come up here and Mark.

Speaker 1 Mark, nigga, come from Potter to Muffin. Mark might have to kill him.

Speaker 1 Mark might have to end him.

Speaker 1 You have to kill that nigga, Mark. You drink this.

Speaker 1 You know, Mel Turtle, you quit? Hey, Michael.

Speaker 1 Oh, nigga, she went with no one. Ollie, your last name? It's fucked up how women that do that.
Nell Ali. And she don't care.
What they're about her,

Speaker 1 she don't care.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't turn on Mark.

Speaker 1 Mel, you turn quick. You're a turn.
You're a turn quake. Nella never turned on me.
I would never turn on you.

Speaker 1 I've just made it.

Speaker 2 Fast.

Speaker 2 I just have made it clear that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, skating right over that. I've just made it clear that, like, you know, I like his face and

Speaker 2 body of work.

Speaker 1 You bonned, brother.

Speaker 1 When I sit there to cold motherfucker, somebody gonna fuck you up.

Speaker 1 They be hearing shit to be sexy.

Speaker 1 They gonna treat you like the 18. They gonna treat you like an 18.

Speaker 1 Anywho's moving right along. Even though that was funny, I want to stay there, but

Speaker 1 I'd be viewed away.

Speaker 1 Joe.

Speaker 1 Is everyone here familiar with the Carmelo Anthony story? Not the basketball player,

Speaker 1 the young black man that they arrested for the murder of Austin Metcalf.

Speaker 1 Austin Metcalfe, who his bail was a million dollars. And recently the judge, black lady judge, shout out to her, reduced it to $250, and now he's been released.
On house arrests.

Speaker 1 Yes, he's on house arrest. He's on house arrest.
This story, there's a new fact that we find out new facts about this story every week.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of outrage behind it.

Speaker 1 Where does everybody here stand?

Speaker 1 What's the new fact? That's what we need to know first.

Speaker 1 Well, every week there's been a new fact about where this fight started, who started it,

Speaker 1 who was supposed to be in that section of the school, like who was in the right, who was in wrong, just new facts.

Speaker 1 I think for me,

Speaker 1 the first part about it for me is about the bail. Reducing the bail, I think, is important.

Speaker 1 And this is a reminder to black people, especially. I'll say even just activists and social justice-minded people, but also black people.

Speaker 1 Bail is not a punishment. A lot of times we root for the people we don't like to get high bails, like when a cop shoots somebody, like, give them $10 million bail, give them $50 million bail.

Speaker 1 The point of bail is not to be a punishment. You're innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 1 And for every killer cop that gets an exorbitant bail, for every white racist that gets an exorbitant bail, thousands of our children get bails that are so high that we can't get out.

Speaker 1 80% of people in jail around America are there, not because of any threat to safety, not because of any mental illness issue, not because of bureaucratic issue.

Speaker 1 80% of the people in jails around this country are there because they don't have enough money for bail. I'm not talking about prison, I'm talking about jail.

Speaker 1 This is before trial, before you've been convicted. That means 80% of the people who are in jail are there because they are too poor to not be in jail.
It's the Khalif Browder, right?

Speaker 1 The Khalif Browder is a perfect example. They're literally too poor to not be in jail.
And that is a crisis.

Speaker 1 So the next time y'all root for the cop that kills somebody or the crazy person that does some awful shit to get the,

Speaker 1 to just get roofed with bail, understand that that same thing is going to happen to your children or somebody like Carmelo Anthony, who, from what I see,

Speaker 1 was dealing with something that's far more complicated than what the initial news story and the initial police reports were saying. Yeah.
So let me ask you,

Speaker 1 I disagree with Mark's point. Which point? The judges do use bail as punishment.

Speaker 1 I'm saying they shouldn't. No, but you said it's not being issued.
It shouldn't be considered. No, I'm saying bail is not a punishment.
I'm saying. Theoretically.
Yes. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Judges use all the time for it. Because they definitely use that shit as punishment.
We've seen same judge, same court, same this, same that, same charge.

Speaker 1 and one person's bail will be a million dollars, somebody else's bail will be a hundred dollars, they give my brother a million dollars. You get what I'm saying? But your brother got it.

Speaker 1 But what I'm saying is

Speaker 1 that brother. I'm joking.
I'm joking. But so we've definitely seen that shit be used as punishment.
And I think that's puff.

Speaker 1 Puff ain't no, well, it could be a flight risk, but you get what I'm saying? Like some of that shit is a little crazy. And here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 Statistics show that an exorbitant bail doesn't really make people more likely to come back to court. You get what I'm saying? So it doesn't even work for the thing they say it's for.

Speaker 1 They're like, oh, if we just make the, if you owe this much, you'll definitely come back to court. People who don't come to court don't come to court.

Speaker 1 They're not coming to court. Yeah, that's true.
All right. So that's the bell aside.

Speaker 1 The other piece of it is, I think, again, there's always a rush to judgment. And I get social media has an impulse.

Speaker 1 And even news reports now, there was a time when there were only three news channels. You had time to work a story and develop a story and get the facts on a story.

Speaker 1 Now the goal is not to get the story right, it's to get the story first

Speaker 1 and sell it. Yeah, and getting the story first almost always happens to the detriment of the victims.
And in this case, the victim might be Carmela. So I'm not saying just the person who gets killed.

Speaker 1 I'm saying whoever is being wronged, the less information we have, the more easy it is for them to fly under the radar.

Speaker 1 So I think, again, this is just a reminder, as Joe was saying, every week new facts come out, and those new facts make this a whole different story than what people thought it was initially.

Speaker 1 That's all. Exactly.
So what was the initial perception? That this black kid killed this white kid because he accidentally moved. He didn't belong under that.

Speaker 1 in the in that area that he was in that section that he was sitting in and basically that he was being a bully.

Speaker 2 The black kid being the bully,

Speaker 1 of course, that was the first time. That was the initial.

Speaker 1 And now.

Speaker 1 Because all the story was is black kid murders white kids in Texas.

Speaker 1 And in Texas, it's all the fucking money. We're in Texas.
So as the details continued to come out, it was like, okay, he wasn't a bully. Oh, shit.
It wasn't just the white boy.

Speaker 1 It was the white boy and his brother. Oh, shit.
These guys are six, half as tall as right. Oh, shit.
He wasn't supposed to be right there. And that's it.
Like, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 Facts just keep coming. I wanted to report on this weeks ago, but too many facts were coming out.
So I'm like, let me slow down here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

Speaker 1 it's Texas. It's Texas.
The story basically is just about a black man's right to defend himself in Texas. Right.
Which doesn't exist. Right? Texas and Florida love the Standard Ground.

Speaker 1 Standard Ground. They love Acrodocher and

Speaker 1 you're black.

Speaker 1 So you blacken the victim as white. Yep.
That's crazy. They were showing like

Speaker 1 Carmelo Anthony with pictures with guns and stuff like that. And then people came out and showed the brothers with guns and stuff like that.
Yeah, but Texas is

Speaker 1 exactly. They were trying to just paint him as some sort of bad cat.

Speaker 1 And that's what the media does, bro. Yep.
The media will immediately pay for it. Shout out to the people that came forward.
And shout out to the young man that lost his life as well.

Speaker 1 Of course, that's right. Like, that's important as they...
clear up the facts of the matter. Oh, Mark don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I mean, it depends on what he did. I need more information to know if I'm shouting about.
Okay, Mark, Mark, easy.

Speaker 1 If you instigate a fight that leads to a death sequence, I'm not necessarily feeling sorry for you. But what if it was the other way around? But we don't know that just yet.
That's why I said

Speaker 1 I need more information to make a decision about how I feel about it. What if it was the other way around? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 What if the black kid got killed by the white kid? Would you feel the same? And the black kid, like, jumped him or started? I don't know at the moment. Again, I'm not saying they did that.

Speaker 1 I'm saying I need more information to make a judgment on how I feel about that death. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 If somebody stuck you up and you shot them, am I supposed to feel bad about the person trying to stick you up?

Speaker 1 I don't know the story. I'm saying I don't know what really happened, so I'm not one of the people to be like, rest in peace to everybody involved.
I believe in violence.

Speaker 1 I don't believe in non-violence. Non-violence when it comes to women.
Okay, no, no, we're getting somewhere now. All right.
I believe in violence. I believe in violence, right?

Speaker 1 I don't believe in peace as the ultimate answer to everything. I don't believe in nonviolence as an overarching philosophy.
It's Michael Mex. Well, let me land with what I was trying to say first.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 1 I was trying to say, well, I'm going to say rest in peace to the young man because I never want to see a life life lost no matter what happens

Speaker 1 especially a chat

Speaker 1 as a dad like yeah so i want to start with rest in peace to the young man

Speaker 1 but why you may see some black people uh

Speaker 1 feeling better about this than we normally do when these stories break is because they typically have a really sorry ending

Speaker 1 uh fatal fatal ending for the black person involved. True, that's a fact.
Like two things could be true. And I think a lot of people were really just happy.
Go ahead. No.

Speaker 1 And then after the black person is fatally injured, the white person typically gets a slap on the wrist or some don't really

Speaker 1 suffer

Speaker 1 for their actions. We ain't got to go that far.
It was the two black, the two black brothers that

Speaker 1 was killed in the sundown town.

Speaker 1 What was that in Georgia that the cops was saying that every whole town was saying they was on their way to the airport and the cops said they detoured and they had the gun on them and there were all types of lies on these two kids.

Speaker 1 Two young brothers. Two brothers, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, it don't stop. So I think it's a two-part court.
Like, yo, if you did some bullshit and they gave you life,

Speaker 1 it would give people a little bit of reassurance. When they get 18 months and then gets 12 of that suspended.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like that shit be trash. That's the trash part.

Speaker 1 Like when the cops do some bullshit, they don't ever get to suffer any consequence. Right.
It's rare. It's rare.
Even if they get, you know what the maximum is for cops? Five years.

Speaker 1 I think George Floyd's killer got a little bit. He got 10, right?

Speaker 1 He got a little bit more.

Speaker 1 Derek Schovin, but to your point, that took a whole nationwide money.

Speaker 1 No, he got roofed, but because he got the federal and the state charge.

Speaker 1 But it took a whole nation to watch the shit happen during the pandemic to get that kind of verdict. I mean, she's right.
It just takes so much to get justice. And that's why I don't

Speaker 1 lose no sleep over there. Schauvan got 21.

Speaker 1 21? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, real quick, you brought us us up. We don't know the update on the brothers that got killed.
We don't know the update or anything.

Speaker 1 There was an update. Okay.
There was an update. I think they may be investigating now or viewing it as a homicide.
Nobody believed the story of

Speaker 1 these two young black boys unalive themselves on the way to the airport. They had a gun.
It was like, you know, it's crazy. So I think they are investigating it as a homicide.

Speaker 1 We can look that up to fact check it because it is important. And I'm going off my memory, but I watch a lot of news, so my memory is kind of good with that.

Speaker 1 Also, Kyron Lacey, rest in peace. Yeah.
Yes,

Speaker 1 let's get all the sad news out of the way. Kyron Lacey

Speaker 1 is the star wide receiver who got in that car accident in December where someone lost their life and he fled the scene.

Speaker 1 And they're saying that now

Speaker 1 they're reporting that there was an argument,

Speaker 1 allegedly, because it's too early, but they're reporting that there was an argument, there was a high-speed chase, and that he unalived himself at the end of it.

Speaker 1 I don't know that to be factual, but that is what's being reported.

Speaker 1 It's still rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace,

Speaker 1 for sure.

Speaker 1 Even without all the facts, like that one. That's an easy rest in peace for me.
That one's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just want to be careful of reporting

Speaker 1 that people unalived when. And that might not.
Yeah, we don't know. Don't know yet.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You said it right. This is what they're reporting.
Yeah, they put that on the two young black boys that was heading to George Report. So let's just wait and see.
But rest in peace to Kyrie Lacey.

Speaker 1 Extremely sad story from what I'm hearing. An amazing person and highly regarded pursuer who was a potential first-round pick.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 Just sad. Just sad all around the board.
Justin. Oh, go ahead.
So we're talking about sad stuff. Can we move this up a little bit more upbeat? Sure.

Speaker 1 There's been this thing going on on the internet, and I've heard some reports that it may not be true, but I think it's still worth talking about either way, right?

Speaker 1 There was a person who made a cake

Speaker 1 and for her birthday party. The cake said, Happy birthday, and then on the cake, it said best pussy ever.

Speaker 1 They said her dude made that cake for her. Her dude made it for her, right? Her dude made it for her, right?

Speaker 1 So she's grown.

Speaker 1 She's like 27.

Speaker 1 Are they together? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 A boyfriend.

Speaker 1 The best boy. Most ha-ha moment.

Speaker 1 That ain't the issue.

Speaker 1 That ain't the issue, right? So the girl

Speaker 1 gets a text message from her dad, who was at the party

Speaker 1 and she said she sends this message to her dad saying i wanted to wait till after everyone left to ask why did you get mad and leave it was a gathering for my birthday and it hurt my feelings to see you just up and leave he writes back china spelled c-h-y-n-a-which to me answers all these questions that shit was highly disrespectful

Speaker 1 i'm sorry no if you name it

Speaker 1 china with a why you guys you have to have certain expectations there's a ceiling there's a ceiling stop it No, you can't do that, man.

Speaker 1 Have you ever, you know what? No, no. China, come on, talk to China.

Speaker 1 China. Yes, China.
China.

Speaker 1 Why do you say it like that? China. You said it with the Y, nigga.

Speaker 1 China, that shit was highly disrespectful. The cake, I mean, your mother and I were there, and that's the cake your friend decided to pick up.
That was very distasteful.

Speaker 1 You're still my little girl at the end of the day. She says, it wasn't that deep.
I just feel like you're being dramatic as always. It's obvious you don't like him.

Speaker 2 Was the cake in the shape of her vagina?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Shake of the cake it just was written on there it just said best pussy

Speaker 1 on a low you do

Speaker 1 legit it could have been a cake in the shape of a fucking vagina

Speaker 1 what it could have been

Speaker 1 ass uh you should just all right watch this

Speaker 1 he says it's not about not liking someone chyna

Speaker 1 it's about decent damn respect you think your father wants to eat a birthday cake that showcases how good his daughter's private part is No, hell no.

Speaker 1 He puts it in caps. She writes back, I still don't understand why you're mad.
It was just a joke, but okay, I'm 27, not a child. He said it's about respect, China.

Speaker 1 Look, we'll talk more about it tomorrow. She said there's nothing left to talk about, honestly.
Now, again, some of the internet people are saying that this is mainly factual.

Speaker 1 But either way, I'm curious. No.
No way. Pops is overreactive, man.
Hell yeah. No, is it? No, even if the internet, even if this is man factor.
It's still a conversation.

Speaker 1 Right, it's still a conversation. Right, it's a conversation.
I don't know if it's that lady. I don't care.
Now I'm with the father on this one. She's 27 years old.

Speaker 1 I want to know where the girl dads are on this. I'm shit.
Shut up being a fucked. I'm shutting up.
I don't give a fuck. You can't.
Yo, listen. You don't do no shit like that.

Speaker 1 Not when I'm there. Don't highlight my daughter's private parts or how good it is.
Who the fuck you think you're doing? Even 10 years from now. I don't give a fuck.
Have some respect.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't do that to your parents.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, you could be 40 and your mother and father at the party and the nigga gives you a take that says the best dick sucker ever or the best hand ever. Come on, that's a little different.

Speaker 1 It's a little best pussy ever and the best.

Speaker 1 The best pussy ever is. The best dick sucker ever is a little different.
Dick sucker is. Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 It's the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 Dick sucker is way more flagrant. No, it is not.

Speaker 1 Dick sucker is a bitch. That's

Speaker 1 the best habit.

Speaker 1 Still more flagrant.

Speaker 1 Fallatio would have been better. Yeah.
Still work. So once it's a certain thing, let's keep it to that.

Speaker 1 Let's keep it right where it's like. Kid is not here.

Speaker 1 I'm opposed to that. Yo, can y'all have the fucking cake? I'm opposed to that.
I just believe in decency, again, for somebody's. If you had that cake at home when she came home, that's different.

Speaker 1 But if you had a cake in a public spot and my family family is here, my older aunts and shit like that,

Speaker 1 like I think that shit is disrespectful. You come from a family of older people, man.
Don't do that. We don't stand with that.
You wouldn't like nobody doing no shit like that.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I think it's disrespectful. Oh, we have.

Speaker 1 I think it's disrespectful. Don't do what you mean.
I think that's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 I think it's disrespectful, but at the same token, I do think the dad is like going a little too far.

Speaker 1 They leave the party. Oh, I want to see you in 22 years.

Speaker 1 Listen, I might change then. I'm talking about right now, I'm just looking at that situation.

Speaker 1 What would you do? You stay? I don't know. I can see not eating a cake.
I wouldn't eat a slice. I'm definitely not eating.
I was about to say, would you eat the cake? I'm not eating no cake.

Speaker 1 No, no, thank you. I don't want no cake.
I'm going to have a little attitude and a cut. Like, man, and the wife was there, too.
Come on, man. So it's not just the dad.

Speaker 1 The mother and the father were there. Come on.

Speaker 1 Do you eat the cake-ish?

Speaker 1 I would have left, like the father. Oh, you left.
You stayed. You don't eat the cake.
The age to me, like, again, if she was 18, even though that's still grown by today,

Speaker 1 I have more of a problem. She damn near 30, B.

Speaker 1 so I'm not tripping as bad. So, your man should damn near 30.
You feel disrespected. So, your man should not be close to 30.
I'm not going to feel disrespected. Her man should not close to 30.

Speaker 1 Her man should have some decency and some respect. That's my personal opinion.
Now, what you're doing at

Speaker 1 I'm not disrespecting. He said, Girl dads.
Now I want to know what the nine girl dads. I was just thinking, those of you who can make boys, what do you say?

Speaker 1 Oh, that's me.

Speaker 1 Pardon me. Excuse me, let me get through.

Speaker 1 I don't think there's any wrong answer in this.

Speaker 1 I think that if she's 27, then it's time to start separating the birthday celebration that mom and dad can come to

Speaker 1 versus the ones that's for me and my friends to wow out and

Speaker 1 react.

Speaker 1 She knew that dad was coming, and clearly by what she's saying to him in the text, he's been a tight ass. Right.
This is not a surprise. He's been on.
I'm getting that from what she said to him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was about to say she she said, you're overreacting like you always do.

Speaker 1 And it sounds like the boyfriend might be a comedian.

Speaker 1 It's got to be somebody's job to mediate this thing. To break the ice.

Speaker 1 You know what it sounds like? It sounds like a

Speaker 1 generational disconnect. Because the shit that she's saying, yo, you ODing as you always do.

Speaker 1 He might be looking at that shit like, no, I'm not ODing. It's just certain shit that we did in my day that y'all do today that's disrespectful.

Speaker 1 Or it could be considered disrespectful by somebody in that age.

Speaker 1 I agree with the dad, but not for the same reasons as the girl dads.

Speaker 1 Like, if I'm a dad and I'm in that spot, I don't think that somebody should be put, I'm put, even if true, about my daughter on a cake for a party to see. Yeah, I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 And that's what, that's what it's like. That's the generational show.

Speaker 1 It's a decency thing. That's funny to them.
Ha ha, yeah, girl.

Speaker 1 That's funny. Let me ask you, is this gendered at all? And I'm not saying it is.
I'm genuinely curious. Like, for example, if your son's girlfriend writes, best dick ever is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea.
I wouldn't like that. It's a bad idea.

Speaker 1 But see, women know that.

Speaker 1 So women would never put best dick ever on the best dick ever's birthday kitchen. China.
So to be clear, China would. This is a birthday party and not like an engagement party or something like that.

Speaker 1 Right, it's just a birthday party. Yeah.
It's a birthday party. Something that might adjust

Speaker 1 as well.

Speaker 1 China not doing that. Or a homegirl.

Speaker 1 Black girls ain't doing it. They're not doing that.
That was just you that ran into Cara House. Wait a tail.
But

Speaker 2 stop, stop, stop it.

Speaker 2 Either way, it's fucked up.

Speaker 1 You agree it's fucked up. My nigga, would you be embarrassed by that? Like if you do, you're 45.

Speaker 1 Yes. You're 45 years old.
I'm not. A 44 apartment.
Respect me. I'm saying, I didn't know, nigga.
It's a long five months.

Speaker 1 Look, right?

Speaker 1 How would your mom feel if one of your female friends did... No, I'm saying if one of your female friends.
I don't want to use me because me and my mom are kind of close.

Speaker 1 I mean, you just don't know. I don't know.
Listen to what I was about to say. And your mother is one of the more open-minded, younger personal girls.
Oh, I wouldn't care, but she would judge.

Speaker 1 You judge the girl. Exactly.
Right. My mom wouldn't care that you just said that.
Exactly. But she would judge the girl.
Yeah. And she'll tell you later, Joey.
I can hear her now. Joey.

Speaker 1 Dead ass. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What are we talking about? And again,

Speaker 1 your mother and your father are more open-minded. They're more

Speaker 1 progressive. Yeah.
Progressive. I agree.
So that's what I'm saying. I think you still look at that shit with a level of decorum that the person wouldn't walk out, though, would they?

Speaker 1 I also wouldn't let.

Speaker 1 Do you think it sounds stupid? Do you think they will walk out? No. No.
My parents ain't leaving. His parents ain't doing.
They're going to stay to see if there's more shit they need to judge.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's true. My parents are dead.
If you're stupid enough to do that, you might be watching enough to do some more shit.

Speaker 1 Also, though, just on some nigga shit, I'm not letting people surprise me with a cake at my birthday party. True.
I'm never letting that happen.

Speaker 1 Especially if my parents and shit is here. Which I didn't do the birthday cake shit.

Speaker 1 What we thinking?

Speaker 1 You see what Mel Melsky is. You think you're getting a black ass, you get some white titties.
A white ass in here for my birthday.

Speaker 1 I'm not letting nobody. It's the thought that counts.
No, it wasn't the thought that came out.

Speaker 2 I thought I was getting a black ass.

Speaker 1 It was our money that came out the point. I thought I was paying for them all.
But you open, you open, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 I'm not even talking about the money party, which I still don't can't wrap my mind around. But it's easy to wrap your mind around.
We got scammed.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna say you got scam, but you definitely got burned. You definitely got, but you got burned.
Okay, can you finish your thought?

Speaker 1 Who are you talking to? She thought she was getting a black ass, a fat ass, in a cake. But you, I mean, you got

Speaker 1 some little ass white butt.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna show you. You opened the box.
But you opened the box, right? Before you brought it in. It's a thought that counts.

Speaker 2 By that point, it was too fucking late.

Speaker 1 But you, so when you brought it in

Speaker 1 and had to bring something.

Speaker 2 It was very short notice. But my money.
Nobody had decided to do fuck all for his fucking birthday.

Speaker 2 So I,

Speaker 2 that was the prevailing attitude.

Speaker 1 So you crowdsourced.

Speaker 2 So I crowdsourced and decided not only that to also order food.

Speaker 1 GoFundMe. That's not true.

Speaker 1 Everything she's saying is incorrect.

Speaker 2 It's not true.

Speaker 2 You don't have a microphone, so whatever.

Speaker 1 Whatever you're saying doesn't even matter.

Speaker 1 Corey's off mic, Corey.

Speaker 1 Corey's off-mic saying the other things were done. I'm not saying it's true.
I'm just the audience knows what was happening. There was other desserts.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Forget the desserts. We got lunch that fucking day.

Speaker 2 The fucking bread pudding, the wings, all the fries, that shit came that day too.

Speaker 1 From you?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Did you pay for it?

Speaker 1 Yes. How much did that total?

Speaker 2 All of it together was like $800.

Speaker 1 Mel, are you a crackhead? What's your saying right now? You said including the cost of the cake. She just sold it.
How much was it worth?

Speaker 2 It was like five something.

Speaker 1 So you said you spent three and then they spent five. No, because that's what she's saying.
Go. I crowdsourced.

Speaker 2 Ish, please. I crowdsourced.

Speaker 1 You spent nothing. I crowds.

Speaker 1 I put in 100. What? You put what?

Speaker 2 I crowdsourced. You took your home.
Why are we backing up?

Speaker 1 Why are we backing up?

Speaker 1 Why did he just get hit? I was just trying to say I would not let, I try not to let people surprise cake

Speaker 1 for reasons. I'm sorry to shut up like that.
Because you end up with a bunch of people. Unless we had Johnny Rockets on some shit where they're going to come out and sing a soul with the little

Speaker 1 cups.

Speaker 1 Oh, bottoms and shit. Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I mean, some pink shit. All right.
That's crazy, yo. But like a friend? Nigga, please.
Yeah, I don't trust my friends that much either. Wow.

Speaker 1 And it's always that one friend that wanted me to go overboard and do some get some

Speaker 1 white titties. I think Ish would get a good cake.

Speaker 1 I think Free would get a good cake. I don't think Ish would get a good cake.
I do. I think Ish would plan to get a good cake and wait too late to get the cake and get the fuck up for Carl.

Speaker 1 And be like, Yo, dog, I was going to get you a cake, but I caught the motherfuckers to you and I didn't get a cake. But not even if Ish got the cake, he ain't walking anymore.

Speaker 1 He came to my birthday party when it was over. I mean, that was a great time to get a cake.

Speaker 1 Like, if he bought the cake at like 1 a.m., yo, niggas, like, when it was over, exaggerating, yo.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo, what's wrong with your brain, my nigga? I came in there when it was over. Yes.

Speaker 1 Y'all just said, you came in late.

Speaker 1 It was late. It wasn't over.
I know, and it was a lot of marketing going. I paid for overtime because my man just got me.

Speaker 1 That's the point of talking.

Speaker 1 Them niggas hadn't got a salad when I got there.

Speaker 1 The food did come out of the bag.

Speaker 1 I think I'm doing catering this time. Oh, that's good.
I think I'm going to just pick a spot and do like catering. Yeah, that'd be fine.
It's hit or miss. Black catering? Of course you are.

Speaker 1 I just want to make sure. Who else wants to stick it to the script?

Speaker 1 Let me not let me not front like I don't hire a good life. That's my first shoe sometimes.

Speaker 1 That's another one where I'm on my wall shit.

Speaker 1 You're turning 45, though. So whatever.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're still going to do a party?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm saying to eat at the party, I'm going to have to have a catering.

Speaker 1 Yo, you should call my cousin. It's so funny.
Remember when I first came in, we used to talk about you don't want my cousin to do Podsgiving because somebody might smash my cousin?

Speaker 1 Turns out she's she's cooked for you before. Oh, fuck.
I thought you were about about to say it turns out she's turns out.

Speaker 1 It turns out she's ready.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 I actually 50-50 with you already did. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Wait, you said she cooked already? She said, yeah, I cooked for him in Miami. Oh, she gave me a break.
Oh, that bones.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. I said, I said, I said,

Speaker 1 she cooked for me. She didn't watch the show.
She was just like, you tell Joe Joe I said hi. I was like, oh, yeah.
I was like, how the fuck do you know, Joe? What's your cousin's name? Chef Santiago.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That tracks. Y'all said, that's racist.
No, that's you. There's a word for some of that with Joe.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 She ended up cooking for Kyrie.

Speaker 1 No, I know exactly who you're talking about. I bet you do.
Yeah, she was like, yeah, tell Joe I said how. She said, you know, I used to cook for him.
I cooked for Miami one time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and she smoked that shit at the sitar.

Speaker 1 Pan American? It's just food, Mark. Yo,

Speaker 1 it was just food.

Speaker 1 You got ham hocks, yams.

Speaker 1 Yams, yams.

Speaker 1 I love her. That's my people.

Speaker 1 We know.

Speaker 1 Anyway, what were you trying to say? Yo.

Speaker 1 Girl, you just opened up a water. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 1 Nigga with the turkey leg hut. You opening up wine?

Speaker 1 Nigga bought water. Yo, do you do this?

Speaker 1 Look, she bought a wine bottle and popped it open during the broadcast. Yo, you snitching.
Let Male Bottom bottom bro. I don't a fuck, nigga.

Speaker 1 Why don't you open that? That's snitching. Why you be on Mel Body like that? As much as you get up and go do that.
Hey, listen, walk through the body. I'm about to get it.
And leave for 40 minutes.

Speaker 1 I'm about to do it again, nigga.

Speaker 1 Keep hyping everybody up, nigga. And that nigga.
I'm going to do it again, nigga. Fuck you, nigga.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about, nigga? I'm trying to be respectful, man. Chill up.

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm not fired. I'm not a proper.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're gonna go get me. You thought I'm gonna have that ball? That fire.

Speaker 1 That fire.

Speaker 1 I'm a fan of that, nigga. Move this.
Presently. I'm gonna get you to go see.
Yeah,

Speaker 4 I'm sorry after wake you. You're a doctor.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's from that old movie.
I know that movie that's from.

Speaker 1 Captain Hepburn or one of them shits, right?

Speaker 1 What movie that's from? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Airplane thing. Airplane.
Airplane. Airplane.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's go, man.
What else we got? What else we got? What else we got here? Y'all watched Black Mirror yet? Yes.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Emphatically.

Speaker 2 I mean, I watched the first two episodes.

Speaker 1 The first two episodes are really good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I had to take a break after the first two episodes because that shit was a lot.

Speaker 1 What season is this? Seven. Seven.
And it's six episodes?

Speaker 1 Yeah, baby. That sounds about right.
Yeah. Good.
Yeah. I'm still on one.

Speaker 1 I fell asleep last night. One is fucked up.

Speaker 2 One is fucked up.

Speaker 1 I didn't get there. I could tell it's going.
And I didn't finish it. Yeah.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Let's watch it. All right.
No. Okay, all right.
I guess we can wait to talk about it. But I do hear that this Black Mare is a lot better than Last Black Mare.
It's definitely better.

Speaker 1 Which I absolutely hate it.

Speaker 1 It's definitely better. There's a couple of them to me that.

Speaker 1 You watched the whole season or all of them, yeah. Oh, you jumped.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. I just want to, since we're talking shows, I know it's old.
I want to thank y'all. Yellowstone was absolutely

Speaker 1 fucking right. Y'all were right.

Speaker 1 I love when y'all give me a show, and I'm like, yeah, y'all was right on that one. I'm in.
I'm in the last season now, and

Speaker 1 good looks. That shit's amazing.

Speaker 2 I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 You gotta try to get it. You?

Speaker 2 I couldn't do it because the first 10 minutes, there's a fucking horse dying. And I just couldn't get past it.

Speaker 1 You watch shit where people die.

Speaker 1 She cared more about animals, bro.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Fuck these humans.

Speaker 1 But she doesn't care about animals more than humans, though. And animals raise you? We see Daisy.
Girl, you want some twat. Like shit.

Speaker 1 Daisy looks hungry right now. What's that just?

Speaker 2 Stop talking about. She does not look hungry.
Daisy looks.

Speaker 1 Daisy went in my pocket.

Speaker 1 Well, wait, hold on. That must be.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I changed. Did you taste a familiar smell?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Uncle Mars.

Speaker 1 I knew where the joke was going. That's fine.
Yo,

Speaker 1 and it's all jokes and stuff. But it's actually mad funny because, first of all, Flip was on fire last Patreon.
What? And I mean, like, we were in tears. It was some classic shit.

Speaker 1 It was some classic shit. Like, he's a fucking genius.
I always tell people, like, Flip is an improvisational genius, but that shit was amazing.

Speaker 1 But the edits that came out had people doing all kinds of crazy speculation about what was, what we deleted. And some of the shit was wild.
I was like, I didn't, this is my first time seeing that.

Speaker 1 Where, like, when the edits come out, they start, I mean, they was guessing the wildest shit. They thought my wife was about to jump bell.
They thought,

Speaker 1 I mean, just crazy, improbable, impossible shit. I was like, that shit crazy.
Did y'all, did y'all know?

Speaker 1 No, that's crazy. No, that is crazy.

Speaker 1 Preposterous.

Speaker 1 Lots of people want to jump bell.

Speaker 1 No, but in all seriousness, like,

Speaker 1 is that some normal shit? Like,

Speaker 1 did the fans speculate that much on the edits? What? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me tell you something. I wonder about this.
You know what's even after the podcast?

Speaker 1 I speculate on the edits.

Speaker 1 That's the worst thing. I'm an edit speculator.
So what I'm saying is that

Speaker 1 while I do want to respect things,

Speaker 1 I'm going to be respecting. You are a nut, boy.
We just having fun. Yeah, I love it all.
Energy in the womb be tense. Yo.
Thicker than German guard guard dogs. So we just having fun.

Speaker 1 So yes, there's a lot of speculation, and we played into narratives and had fun. But, you know, shout out to Parks for the wonderful edit.
Yo, he did a

Speaker 1 bang-up job.

Speaker 1 That shit was a job. It was a bang up job.

Speaker 1 Speaking of bang-up.

Speaker 1 Outstanding.

Speaker 1 You're officially.

Speaker 1 I called Mel. I said, Mel, good job.
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 You just accept faith.

Speaker 1 This guy's nuts.

Speaker 1 I want to congratulate Rory for winning the Masters. Round of applause.
Sure.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Rory. I think it's the first time ever winning the Masters.
Rory Blinkoff?

Speaker 1 Rory. Rory McFackle Rory or whatever his name is.
McFackle Rory.

Speaker 1 Why are you just saying Rory like that, nigga? Hey,

Speaker 1 you be dog whistling. Yo, Rory, come back.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Rory. He's dog whistling.
Couldn't do it without you.

Speaker 1 I got ball. I got Rory coming back.
He dog whistling. Nigga, we fine with that, boss.
What is wrong with that? Stop dog whistling as the other niggas, boy. The other white Rory that won the Masters.

Speaker 1 We don't know. We thought Rory got the Masters Orange Yellow.
What's his team orange? What's their name? Oh, my God. Emotional.
Emotional Orange. Shout out to them.

Speaker 1 Mossums is a golf award. Oh, my fault.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I thought he was a music award tournament. I thought he got

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 1 I'm about to say Rory on the Masters, the Emotional Orange. I'm with you.

Speaker 2 I was.

Speaker 1 Thank you, like, oh, my God. Y'all too would be the first to know if Rory was going on.
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 You know.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't find out just on air.

Speaker 1 Or you might would. He got to sit somewhere.
Knowing you. Knowing you.
I didn't want to know you. And guess what? No, no, no.
And take a guess before.

Speaker 1 I don't know what to guess. Let's joke together.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, you used to live with that nigga, but guess what? I stayed with that nigga too, nigga. Let's get at him.

Speaker 1 It'll be worse, nigga. The shit out.
I stopped making shit. Hey, we're doing congratulations.
Congratulations, Elmine,

Speaker 1 was just named the VP of AR over at Empire. Shout out to the ball.
Shout out to El Salmon.

Speaker 1 Salute. Worse.
Salute.

Speaker 1 Very well deserved.

Speaker 1 What else? What else?

Speaker 1 Shout out to Paige. Shout out to Paige.
Number one pick in the WNBA drafts.

Speaker 1 Hold up. Let's get the round of applause.

Speaker 1 Dallas had the first pick, if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 1 The Dallas Wings. So shout out to Paige.
What's paid? What's what's Paige's ceiling to y'all? Is Paige gonna be? Is it gonna be some bird magic shit? She's gonna be one of them, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's gonna be one of them, for sure. I think so, too.
I don't think she's Caitlin, but I think she's right under. Yeah, she's uh, she might be

Speaker 1 respectful, she's not right under, like,

Speaker 1 I'm being respectful by saying right under. She's not right under.
I think Caitlin's generational, so there you go, for sure.

Speaker 1 But Paige is

Speaker 1 good, Paige is a beast, yeah, Paige is good. But you think Juju will be a Caitlin,

Speaker 1 yes, Juju the one, yes, but not Paige, not Paige. I'll take Caitlin over Juju too.

Speaker 1 Juju. See, this is what I think.

Speaker 1 I think that Juju

Speaker 1 could get still, even where she is today, exponentially better. Even with the knee issue, you don't think it's going to compromise athleticism.
That'd be interesting to see. I think Juju's amazing.

Speaker 1 I think Juju may end up being the second best player in the WNBA.

Speaker 1 Behind Caitlin. That's what I'm saying.
You said our Caitlin. Miss Caitlin.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 Caitlin's. I'll go go full Haiti.

Speaker 1 Caitlin's different, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I ain't seen nothing like Caitlin.

Speaker 1 Caitlin could probably average like six with the men.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna go that far, but

Speaker 1 she got range and she got handle.

Speaker 1 So the show.

Speaker 1 That was all. That was on.
I just wanted to shout out Rory and Paige. Shout out to her.
There's nothing else there that I need to get out. Yeah, I think that's...
Yo, is it true?

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's true. Did Angel Reese get traded?

Speaker 1 I haven't seen haven't seen that. I haven't seen nothing about that.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It just might be a wrong.

Speaker 1 I would not trade Angel Reese if I was Chicago.

Speaker 1 Who are you for? Chicago, right?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I would not trade.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't think she's as good as these upper-level players we're talking about, but she just brings so much to a team. And she's a different kind of player.

Speaker 1 She's got a motor like crazy, you know, and she brings money and attention. I mean, to a league that needs it.
I wouldn't get

Speaker 1 Angel's a beast, too. For sure.

Speaker 1 Before we leave, I do want to take the time out to officially say that Rum Nitty is the best battle rapper in the universe currently.

Speaker 1 From that, I'm excluding the Luxes and the MOOCs and the people that have already kind of.

Speaker 1 It might really just be Lux and Mook that I'm excluding. Surfs.
From that. So you haven't beaten Daylight?

Speaker 1 Surf and Daylight, I'll excuse.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at nobody catching an L to Rum Nitty right now. Not me.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm trying to say. I've been outside for a lot of the meteoric rises.
On Saturday was the Apollo event.

Speaker 1 I tipped my hat to the people that threw that event, Chilla Jones, all the good people over there was in Houston.

Speaker 1 The Real Sick and Mac. What I liked was

Speaker 1 it featured a lot of battlers from other leagues that you may not be all the way familiar with, like the Smack niggas,

Speaker 1 and made them face off against the Smack niggas. So, uh like i said the real sick battled mac that was a real good battle i watched it a bird

Speaker 1 real good battle i watched it fucking uh

Speaker 1 jada night wing and uh ill will and ill will i wasn't all the way familiar with jada night wing that's my first time seeing him he's ill great great performance was good to see daylight daylight sounded like daylight for three rounds if you have If you have enough time to sit and listen to what he was trying to do with the aliens and the Bible and yada, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 I can't do it.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at you. You cannot do it.
You said I was after the Lux nigga, but you know Grey Goose. That was fire.
I like Lux. I mean, I like Daylight.
I think Daylight did great.

Speaker 1 I mean, I see what Rum Nitti, I'm a. I'm surprised that he took that battle.
I'm surprised that Daylight took that battle before battling Lux.

Speaker 1 No, well, you shouldn't be surprised. I am, though.
Because you need a warm-up before you go against Lux. Lux is a highly anticipated battle.
Lux did the same thing.

Speaker 1 I don't think Rum Nitti is a warm-up.

Speaker 1 I think that's a blockbuster battle

Speaker 1 that has potential to not go your way all the way.

Speaker 1 So if all the hype in the world is here for 20 years for us to see you and Lux,

Speaker 1 give us you and Lux. Now they've taken some sting off what that battle means because Rum Nitty has, in some people's eyes, beaten them both.

Speaker 1 One, two, if your name is Daylight, and Daylight, you my man. If your name is Daylight,

Speaker 1 And you battling one of them punchline king type of niggas, what he did with the name Daylight for three rounds, some of that shit was some of the illest shit I've heard, man. I ain't gonna lie, too.

Speaker 1 So, so is it unanimous that Rum Nitty won? Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say unanimous, like I speak for the streets. Some people could have Daylight.
The only debate that I see is: was it a 3-0 for Rum Nitty, or did you give Daylight the third?

Speaker 1 Was it, was it you said,

Speaker 1 you said the flip on the Daylight name, was it better than what Absol did when they battled?

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 because it was crazy non-stop and some of them shits was unpredictable like at one point he was like and I'm I don't I fuck fucking all these bars

Speaker 1 at one point. He was like

Speaker 1 But I ain't gonna kill him

Speaker 1 No more gun bars. I'm too mature.

Speaker 1 I said I'm too mature. I said I'm too mature and then he got into some shit about

Speaker 1 But if I seen him when I was younger, I'd have stuck the knife in the back of the day when I was young, but but I'm not a kid anymore. He just thought

Speaker 1 it was like,

Speaker 1 oh, shit, you pulling day.

Speaker 1 It was a lot of day flips in there that some of them was unconventional. Okay.
There's a lot more. I'll probably go pull the battle up and then on Patreon explain more of them.
Some of them day flips.

Speaker 1 What did that nigga say about daylight savings?

Speaker 1 Oh, he said,

Speaker 1 ain't no daylight savings. Like I'm Arizona.
And then he said, and I know such and such had a daylight savings bar,

Speaker 1 but times have changed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was bad. It was bad.
Shout out to Shouts. Really, really bad.
Shout out to Rum Nitty. I think Rum Nitty has proven himself.
You saw it? Yes,

Speaker 1 I purchased it. I watched it.
I think Rum Nitty has proven himself.

Speaker 1 Nitty's him. You know, like...
Nitty's him. One of the greats.

Speaker 1 I gave him a hard time for a lot of years. You know what I mean? But

Speaker 1 undeniable. And then I think Punch was there.
He said something. He flipped

Speaker 1 scissor paper rock into

Speaker 1 punch, pay, scissor something.

Speaker 1 He bugged out up there.

Speaker 1 Then he said,

Speaker 1 I'll come to the ventuit.

Speaker 1 Even

Speaker 1 say what up to everybody, even extend a hand to punch like Dog Slim.

Speaker 1 I'm ruining these.

Speaker 1 Of course, because the setup and delivery is bad.

Speaker 1 Boy, oh boy, I don't really know if it. I'm glad that Surf caught him when he wasn't doing this.

Speaker 1 I'm glad Surf has battled him already and ain't got to come home and be like, this is scary. This is spooky shit.
Surf would still be scary. Huh? Surf would still be scary.

Speaker 1 But I get what you're saying, though. It's just more of a fight.
It would be scary. It's more of a fight.
But

Speaker 1 I've been outside for everybody's meteoric rides. Tay Rock, Clips, Verb,

Speaker 1 anybody you name, this one is different. Even Geechee, this one is different.

Speaker 1 You say they announced Hitman. Mook and Hitman.
Yeah. I've never been against Mook.
Ever.

Speaker 1 My days of band against Mook are over and have been over. Since Lux.
Since Total Slaughter, yeah. Since Lux.
Yeah, that was. I'm not bad against Mook.
I've never seen nothing like that in my life.

Speaker 1 Me neither. Me neither.

Speaker 1 I got Hitman in this. You got what? I got Hitman in this.
In the battle? Me too. Yep.

Speaker 1 Why? Based on what? I think Hitman got a point to prove.

Speaker 1 I think he.

Speaker 1 I just think he got a point to prove. He ain't have a point to prove last year or two? Yes.
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 Now y'all think I'm Trump a little bit. Like, because he went in with a little bit more arrogance in his last two battles.
And now y'all think I'm Trump. Or, you know,

Speaker 1 the other shit has gotten to my head. I'm too successful over here.
I ain't really got it. I love

Speaker 1 you see him versus

Speaker 1 all of that shit existed with him versus Geechee and him versus

Speaker 1 and him versus fuck. I got Branfree Easy.
Yeah, so now

Speaker 1 the entire, everybody is saying, yeah, this is a cakewalk for Mook now. So I think he has a point to prove

Speaker 1 more so than before. And Mook might be overconfident from the last battle.
Nah, I'm never playing that card.

Speaker 1 There's no such thing as overconfident. If Mook is focused, he's a problem.
Let's be clear. That nigga's prepared, bro.
If he's focused, he's the most prepared. I think it's going to be an ill battle.

Speaker 1 But I do think, I think Hitman just, we're going to see a different hit. 2-1.

Speaker 1 If you lose, I'm not saying he lost. I'm not going to.
Some people say he lost to Geechee and Easy. I don't think you lose to those two and then turn around and beat Mook.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 I think you can. Mook is not that type of.

Speaker 1 We've seen nothing in our lives to say that, is what I'm saying. True.

Speaker 1 We could be wrong. We just ain't seen nothing to support.

Speaker 1 wrong. Mount Rushmore, great battle.
Mount Rushmore. Rush ain't lost around since Iron Solomon, since before Iron Solomon.
Oh, that's a lie. Bro, Mook is on Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 I know what you go after me. Yeah, go after me.
Oh, absolutely. Mook.

Speaker 1 You can't have a Mount Rushmore without me. Everybody's Mount Rushmore.
I don't think anybody could have. You can't even have a Mount Rushmore battle rap without me.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say Lux is on there, too. Who else is on it? Who else is on the

Speaker 1 rest? Yeah, you could move.

Speaker 1 Now it's a preference game after that.

Speaker 1 Mooks won everybody too. Now it's a preference game after that.
Mook and Lux,

Speaker 1 if Mook and Lux are not on your Mount Rushmore battle rap,

Speaker 1 I don't even want to see your Mount Rushmore battle rap. That's fair.
I mean, it could mean something to you, cool. I just don't want to see it.

Speaker 1 Before we go, did y'all hear John Morant's explanation for the grenade celebration? No, I did not. I thought I did, but.
Okay, awesome. Awesome.
I'm so glad to hear it too.

Speaker 1 He says, It's not what people think. Not a grenade.
It's not what people think.

Speaker 1 The grenade celebration is him taking the words from his mouth,

Speaker 1 throwing it out there,

Speaker 1 and then blocking out the noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with him.

Speaker 1 Come on. I'm with him.
That's plausible. Come on.
I'm with him. What was the acronym for Thug?

Speaker 1 Truly Humble Under God. Truly Humble Under God.

Speaker 1 Maddie broke it down like that.

Speaker 1 That's right. Yeah, it is.
I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

Speaker 1 Makes sense to me. You still won't get any prime time games next year,

Speaker 1 but I do like that this thing is going nigga viral.

Speaker 1 Like it was a nigga in China, did it. There's a couple niggas doing it.
Nigga viral. I like it.
Chama brand is crazy. I like it.
And then blocking out.

Speaker 1 I'm blocking the noise. I don't want to hear what y'all got to say about it.

Speaker 1 Good shit, Josh. I ain't putting the noise.
That's a good public since day. That's crazy.
That's good. That came up good.
I ain't pull a pin out the grenade. No, I sure didn't.

Speaker 1 No, that was the words from his mouth. No, that's it.
You know what I mean? That's it. You had to pull them out.
Gotta block out the noise. That is nothing.
Gotta block out the noise.

Speaker 1 I don't have anything else for y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all got anything for me? No. No, nah.

Speaker 1 Oh, sure, they flipped it. Brand new sir.

Speaker 1 Out of my hands, featuring made up. Friend of the show, friends of the show, Ego.
My love is like an ocean.

Speaker 1 In this and no fun.

Speaker 1 Traveled all the oceans,

Speaker 1 made a lot of bad starts.

Speaker 1 Broke hearts,

Speaker 1 even when I'm in good.

Speaker 1 That's sir.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll be gone, but you'll be the one. Maybe one day or someday I won't wanna run.

Speaker 1 Maybe the sun won't come down on the truth.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll be back to you.

Speaker 1 Never be the man that you deserve.

Speaker 1 We can try to make you work, but we're taking a chance.

Speaker 1 Never second,

Speaker 1 let go of the best. Wish I could take care of that.

Speaker 1 Love is out of my hands.

Speaker 1 I remember flying, soaring through the sky when I was shot down.

Speaker 1 That shit didn't feel good.

Speaker 1 Don't know where I landed.

Speaker 1 I thought that I was standing.

Speaker 1 broke down.

Speaker 1 Hope you were still good.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll wake up and you'll be the one. Maybe someday or one day I won't wanna run.

Speaker 1 Maybe the storm won't come out of the truth. Maybe I'll be back to you.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 the man that you're.

Speaker 1 We can try to make this a word. But we're taking a chance.

Speaker 1 Never said that we ain't like a world of bad.

Speaker 1 Wish I could take it back.

Speaker 1 But it's out of my head.

Speaker 1 The temperature just keep flying, oh. Scott to cut you, don't keep flying, oh.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to work this time.

Speaker 1 Might just find the perfect timing, oh. But the temperature just keep flying, oh.
Scott to cut you, don't keep flying, oh.

Speaker 1 I won't need to work this time.

Speaker 1 Wanna make you mine. And I may never be the man that you are.

Speaker 1 We can try to make it wise. If I've been taking a chance,

Speaker 1 oh.

Speaker 1 Never said that we can't let go of the best. Wish I could take it back,

Speaker 1 but it's out of my head.

Speaker 1 Brand new music for my guys, Sir. Friend of the show, featuring me.
That record is called Out of My Hands off of the Sir Deluxe. Available in your phones and on DSPs right this very second.

Speaker 1 News your back. That was fine.
All right, man.

Speaker 1 They smoke that shit. And news, another news, this nigga just will not stop dropping heat.
Tori Lane's put out another two-pack.

Speaker 1 This one's called Rather You Than Me. Excuse me.

Speaker 1 I think I'd rather you than me. Open your eyes where you can see.
Tryna get as close as two can be.

Speaker 1 Young, fucked up, rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 In my bed, rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 Tryna get as close as two can be, oh ah.

Speaker 1 Drunk, fucked up, rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 By the you

Speaker 1 Cock up the batty oh you put it on me Sweet sun dress party like aunties and Mr.

Speaker 1 Finard coming like a concrete Shooters wooz around all to you like we van fleet and Mommy stopped it talking, coming with the damn team and Mommy stopped it talking, wrap up in the damn Go ah

Speaker 1 Can't see me dark's rich and they know the damn cheap Pun see a boy and we're about ten deep Girl fat pussy and but too damn steep Me makes a shake kill a girl dream reef No, I'd rather you than me, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think I'd rather you than me. Open your eyes where you can see.
Tryna get as close as two can be.

Speaker 1 Drunk fucked up, rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 It might be rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 Tryna get as close as two can be, oh wow.

Speaker 1 Drunk fucked up, rather you than me, oh ah.

Speaker 1 Rather you than me.

Speaker 1 And that's rather you to me, Tori Lanes. He's been dropping for, I want to say at least five months now.

Speaker 1 He's been dropping lost tapes, Twitch tape, like shit that he's just been working on before he went in. Right.
They've been mixing them and putting them out. So this is one of those records.

Speaker 1 That was dope. That was was dope.
He has an entire clip of just heat that he's been letting go.

Speaker 1 Speaking about people that have been putting out a ton of music, Boldy James has been on a run. It's almost too much to keep up with.

Speaker 1 I'm playing something off of his project with V-Don. The album is called Alphabet Highway, and the record is called Dr.
Demento.

Speaker 5 I'm just a D-nigger selling dope in your town in hopes to take it over Magnum 20 shots, half empty boxes bacon soap. Never colored outside of the lines, Maybach Grandmother.

Speaker 5 Ravby all these seats in that GT, but the paint Crayola. On that corner all night, break a day, just tryna make my quota.
Younger just got served as paperwork versus the state of Cody.

Speaker 5 Niggas out here tryna ride my way, but never face the flood. Glow stick on my hip might get on tip, something like baby yoga.
Diamond bags fit to get you slit off by them paper soldiers.

Speaker 5 Like how much that you wanna bet, but I can snake a code. Speaking venom on my name, mad at me, they can't get over it.
Know I'm in that HOV lane, 10 bricks of gray, I told her.

Speaker 6 My remake of making the band feel like I'm playing poker.

Speaker 5 All these pieces, huggies, man the pluggie look like baby Joe. Brand new vision where I'll scrape that pot and make that yay do yoga.
I'm from Belvedere, but the block I slap and say Mendoza.

Speaker 5 You knocked at the window, two spots on Sorino. Blocking my kinzo, Yaps in the stand up Watchin' for the kicked up Laugh on the sixth spot Tied in the district And Dr.

Speaker 5 Demento Few knocks at the window Two spots on Sorin to

Speaker 5 Block in my kins up Yaps in the stand up Watchin' for the kicked up Laugh on the sixth but

Speaker 5 Tied in the district And Dr.

Speaker 5 Demento Cut rocks the size of mental Half a pound of gumbo From all the dry to French Rose Trappers Alejandra Don't even know your pedigree Shout out Gammy and Mumbai Big Buka with the extra cheese, look like a rally's combo.

Speaker 6 Welcome back, baby Pablo. Run in my brother Sponto.

Speaker 5 Most niggas would've been for BXR to the crossroads, GXF Army half-back. Two-way through sexy at that.
For school craft to Joy Road. We move that bag in Morse Code.
That's my M.O., you damn right.

Speaker 5 Baymail Express the next day. For 94 in Van Dyke, to the Van Week Expressway, go go get your watch.
My stream look like a battle bot. I miss the off-white hoodie with the Bojacks.

Speaker 5 but they traffic scott, catching pops. You can tell I'm up just by my ice game.
Baseline and Challeys, doing 90 plus in the bike lane. And do shit to them niggas, shot your brother.

Speaker 5 You is not no dunkin'. Have my shooter pull up on your bumper.
You ain't got no jumper. You knocks at the window.
Two spots on Serento.

Speaker 5 Glockin' my kins up. Yops in the stand up.
Watchin' for the kilk it up.

Speaker 1 Live on the six fuck. Tied in the district.
And Dr. Demento.
You knocks at the window.

Speaker 5 Two spots on Serento.

Speaker 5 Blocking my kins up. Yops in the stand up.
Watching for the kick dog. Live on the sixth bar.

Speaker 5 Tied in the diss drug. And Dr.

Speaker 6 Demento. Skip it.

Speaker 1 That's Dr. Demento, Boldy James, my guy V Don.
Shout out to D. Polo and all the guys over there.
The album is Alphabet Highways, and it's real dope. Check it out.

Speaker 1 I'm going to, damn, I had like three songs to pick.

Speaker 1 I'm going to Jake and Papa. Okay.
The song is called Floating.

Speaker 1 Black fist picking my hair,

Speaker 1 the hand on the rose ain't there.

Speaker 1 Bring on the counter top off,

Speaker 1 the inside of your back.

Speaker 1 My left hand stay while I drive.

Speaker 1 And you move my hand north side.

Speaker 1 Can you feel my love?

Speaker 1 Going in on the drive.

Speaker 1 Oh yeah,

Speaker 1 I believe in Jesus.

Speaker 1 I be kissing my neck when the clock strikes me.

Speaker 1 Kiss from you, I'm cold and I'll outside no matter.

Speaker 1 Space don't need

Speaker 1 me down in

Speaker 1 the in between

Speaker 1 my falling

Speaker 1 kiss for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's my ice since watching you shine.

Speaker 1 One touch, then we illuminate like a light beam running on high.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Keeping your head turned over, yeah.

Speaker 1 We can make clocks go slower, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm a soldier for you, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you feel my love?

Speaker 1 My hands are holding you up.

Speaker 1 We gon' take flight when we come by.

Speaker 1 Know the night time is the right time.

Speaker 1 Do a lifetime after lifetime.

Speaker 1 Got the climax of the woman design. And now I know it's

Speaker 1 time.

Speaker 1 Cause for me, no, I'm cold.

Speaker 1 Girl, you know.

Speaker 1 is going out and the space don't

Speaker 1 need doubting

Speaker 1 between

Speaker 1 my homeland, giving me a rather

Speaker 1 one kids fell on holding high.

Speaker 1 That is Floating by Jake and Papa. That was dope.

Speaker 1 That was super dope. Big Mel

Speaker 1 Fight Back, Mel.

Speaker 2 That is not.

Speaker 1 Fight back.

Speaker 2 My song is called Worship Bar.

Speaker 1 Worship by

Speaker 1 Fighting Back.

Speaker 2 Christ on a fucking cracker. I don't know, okay?

Speaker 1 Worship by Ari and

Speaker 1 Shaw.

Speaker 1 That awesome.

Speaker 1 That ain't where I put that.

Speaker 1 I don't put that on my cracker. Settle down.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's go, man.

Speaker 1 That's some cognitive. Katnier.

Speaker 1 Don't insult me.

Speaker 1 My pet or her.

Speaker 1 Baby,

Speaker 1 don't lie. It's okay that you crave me.

Speaker 1 Your eyes on my body are shaking.

Speaker 1 Get high on me for you, forsaken.

Speaker 1 Pretty when you say my name like that Feel your lips twist on my neck Darling, don't say nothing, just breathe

Speaker 1 Pretty when you're looking up like that Pray but ever won't let you back Good on your knees Work

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 Make you believe

Speaker 1 I'm what

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 need

Speaker 1 So baby darling, please.

Speaker 1 Whisper,

Speaker 1 give me a life, yeah, we're posting.

Speaker 1 Your body is close, your tongue lingers.

Speaker 1 You feed me the taste of your fingers.

Speaker 1 Freeze

Speaker 1 pretty when you say my name like that. Feel your lips straight on my neck.
Done, don't say nothing,

Speaker 1 breathe.

Speaker 1 Pretty when you're looking up like that. Pray, whatever won't let you back.
Good on your knees,

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 shap me

Speaker 1 make you believe

Speaker 1 I'm what

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 need.

Speaker 1 So beg, darling, please.

Speaker 1 They have to stop that, though.

Speaker 1 No. Fake the fake out? Yes.

Speaker 1 But how they did it is just solo. That's Ari Abdul worship.
That's the best. That's the white girl, right? I don't know.
Shout out to the guitar girl. Ari Abdul? Who's Ari Abdul? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Is it Paula? Is he related to Paula? Does she sound like a white girl?

Speaker 1 White girls change their name to some Abdul shit all the time in the music business.

Speaker 2 She's not.

Speaker 1 I don't know if Ariana's. Even that for the guitar solo.
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 That was fire. Come on.
That was fire. Big man.

Speaker 1 Fuck up. Big mail.

Speaker 1 I'm still doing that.

Speaker 1 Where would you get your big mails from if not here with us? Honestly.

Speaker 2 I don't know, and I don't know what I would do with myself because really it just lights my fire.

Speaker 1 Honestly, that type of support. I don't know if you're playing, but that's supposed to be supported.
I'm not. I'm not being sarcastic.

Speaker 1 That support does feel good.

Speaker 2 It does. I swear to God.
I'm I'm not being sarcastic at all.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 All right. Anywho.
Did Nyla Blackman drop something?

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Apparently not. Okay, so we, okay.
Yeah, because he left. Mark for the day.
Now I got one in the day. We got Mark.
Mark, he has him? Nope. Nope.
Nah. You need help? Sure.
Well, I got you. I got you.

Speaker 1 You need help? Because Ish got a ghost person that sends him his sleepers.

Speaker 1 He can probably see me. Yeah, he can probably add you to the group text.
I got three or four of you.

Speaker 1 I'm good. I'm good.
Just wild. It's been a rough week.
I need one. Let me hear what else in the chamber.
What do you got in the chamber? Let me see if you. Let me hear what Alex sent you to.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because you know what's funny?

Speaker 1 I went a few days after we did the pod to search for new music, bumped into the fucking KWN song,

Speaker 1 copped it, because instant heat, and then I seen somebody like, you know, because I walk out during Ish Sleeper sometimes. I seen somebody like, yo, Ish played the KWN heater.

Speaker 1 And I went, and would you, sure enough, no, he played it. And I Ish ain't picked that.
It shan't pick that one. Alex sent him that one? I don't know who sent it to him.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what been sending him the shits before. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 He might have had a new person. Oh, he ain't picking this up.
That's stuff, though. It's crazy.
You ain't picked that record before. I don't hate nothing.
You ain't picked that record.

Speaker 1 We have different music teams.

Speaker 1 I don't hate. But you have been on the run, so I can't shit on you.

Speaker 1 As you shit.

Speaker 1 That's a fake shit. I can't shit on you.
You've been on the run. Pardon me.
You've been on the run. I can't even lie.
I ain't lie. You've been on running.
That's cool. You and whoever that is.

Speaker 1 You don't care.

Speaker 1 It's a team, team, bro. It's his mans.
That'd be sending them the tweets. He send them sleepers too.

Speaker 1 Some of them shit sound like, it's a dude, probably. This is me.
He's probably a dude.

Speaker 1 Some of the songs got that dude touch.

Speaker 1 See, I wasn't doing all that, though. He's trying to go too far, you know.

Speaker 1 He's definitely a dude. No, it's got to be a dude.
Yeah. Ain't no woman gonna send him dudes.

Speaker 1 You think that my friend Antoine would be exchanging RB love songs with a girl in the text or DM. Not my friend.

Speaker 1 Not my friend. He don't even text a DM like that.
Especially if he's in the house all weekend because his family is gone. Like, nah, no way.

Speaker 1 You're not in the house texting love songs.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I'll tap that. Nigga.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You in the house talking about some.

Speaker 1 You heard this? This is going to kill him.

Speaker 1 You heard this one.

Speaker 1 I've been working hard all week. Curve it fast.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Soon as I get to her, she goes to the bottom. Good part.

Speaker 1 Indeed. Good part today, man.

Speaker 1 Look at you guys. Come on.
Best crew in the world.

Speaker 1 Best crew in the world. They can't fuck with us at all.
Baby, I don't need all your love.

Speaker 1 She's my weed.

Speaker 1 All right, man. Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as all of us have enjoyed delivering it to you, man.
Keep us in your prayers. Boy, do we need it?

Speaker 1 We are fucked up individuals, liars, sinners,

Speaker 1 thieves, cheats, fucking all the bad shit, man.

Speaker 1 We've done it before.

Speaker 1 We need you.

Speaker 1 Y'all lucky.

Speaker 1 y'all lucky boy.

Speaker 1 Y'all telling y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all lucky, man. I'll come to parties to get the breakdancing started, nigga.
What's up? Somebody play with me.

Speaker 1 Alright, man.

Speaker 1 Pray for us because we need a lot of help.

Speaker 1 Until next time, we bid you a new farewell. Adio, Cereba, Dirgi, Osta, La Vista, Arbois, so long, goodbye.
Or a simple head nod will suffice.

Speaker 1 Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. Please, let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I just want to love as loud as my higher power does. I want to love like the Lord, man.
Please anchor me in your spirit.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, you might be a preacher at like 65, y'all. Hey, hopefully, them niggas getting to it.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, that's cut.

Speaker 1 Anybody doing anything fun this week? Anybody doing anything fun this week?

Speaker 1 Hmm. No.

Speaker 2 Gotta go get some acupuncture.

Speaker 1 All right, but could you at the drop of a dime, huh? Talk to them if they're listening.

Speaker 1 Talk to them if they listening out there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right? No, nope. Nope.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was a trick. That was a stupid.
That was a trap. We would all be like, right.
It was a trap. It's true.

Speaker 1 Oh, what am I doing for the week? Am I turning it up?

Speaker 1 Nah, not

Speaker 1 you. Not this week.
I told you I was just fighting all week with my girl. I went out too much last week.

Speaker 1 And this is how I knew I was a dick, because we made up about the fight. But the fight was about me going out like six out of seven nights.

Speaker 1 So then I didn't go out the day that we had to talk, but I was out of texture and say I did.

Speaker 1 I'm home, babe. Just got in.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I'm against fucking up people's mornings that I love.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like the mornings should start bad. So you hate us.
Why would you, but you ain't, why? I'm just curious. Because that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's one of the funniest things. That's hilarious.
To just have that fight and be like, and just do it again the same day, but not do it. Yo, home, babe.
Oh, she'd have had a conniption.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Yo, hold it down, man. You see me in the street, don't be afraid to speak, man.

Speaker 1 This nigga lying.

Speaker 1 You ain't gonna see him, yo.

Speaker 1 They do it to me, they be like, yo.

Speaker 1 I'll be like, what? I appreciate that. Yo, dog, I know.
That's a comedy. I know y'all don't really like.

Speaker 1 I'm like, bro, that's him. That's not me.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, you'll just sit there and talk for hours. Give him your number, DM, go to a play together.

Speaker 1 Go see the new tank on Broadway.

Speaker 1 Stay in the contact.

Speaker 1 Yeah, tank is on Broadway.

Speaker 1 And he asked when we coming. You lying.

Speaker 1 He's in the Alicia Keys play. He's playing her father.
At House Kitchen? Yes.

Speaker 1 Really? And he did ask us to come.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm. We should go.

Speaker 1 We should go. I'm going to hit my plug right now.
I don't want to go with you, though.

Speaker 1 I wasn't talking.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 No, I can't, bro. I can't.
I can't. I can't.
Who are you talking to? This nigga crazy.

Speaker 1 Who were you talking to?

Speaker 1 The listeners.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Trying to hold my man up.

Speaker 1 What's up, Luanz?

Speaker 1 Oh. Shout out to Tank, man.
We'll be there.

Speaker 1 I be treating the Broadway shit like it's the movies. Like, them niggas going to be there forever.
Word. Yeah.
And he's Denzel, too. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 Take it high as shit with some of that Broadway. Yeah, they hot.
Them Denzel shit. Is that on? Isn't that Denzel shit? What's that? About the Talaran shit?

Speaker 1 No. I need to.
I'm going.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going. He's about to play in a week.
It's about to be over in a minute.

Speaker 1 It is when? No, Denzel about to be off in a minute.

Speaker 2 I think it's done in June. In June.
It's done in June.

Speaker 1 Cut your Zelle off. When'd you say, nigga? Denzel is about to be off.
I thought they cut a Zelle off.

Speaker 1 Wait, actually, they did. They might have.
Wait, they did end Zelle. I'm talking shit, but they ended Zelle as an app.
Yeah, as an app. Now you got to do it through the

Speaker 1 banks. Because you niggas, not mine.

Speaker 1 Scammies.

Speaker 1 Scammy. You niggas been going crazy with the Zell.
Niggas going the sales scams? What? Yeah. No, the scammers is all the way up.
Every time I talk to the bank, they scared to death.

Speaker 1 And I keep failing the authenticity test. Yeah, we watch you.
You're not authentic enough? I'm not me. Every time I do it.
And you'll get mad at them. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why do you pick this one question to ask me? I don't like. Nigga, who knows my dead cat name better than you? It's a question that you told us to ask you.

Speaker 1 Their systems start tripping up. They rely on them Autobots too much.
The Autobots. I be cursing them shits out.
The Autobots is the autobots.

Speaker 1 That's true. I curse them shits out.
Nigga, take all that shit. Nigga, John said hollering on the phone.

Speaker 1 Representative.

Speaker 1 Joe's a huge colour.

Speaker 1 How can we avoid this in the future? How can you know it's when I call you? How could you know it's me? It's me when I call. Like, fix that.

Speaker 1 Yo, one of them AI niggas go ahead and listen to the stupid nigga Joe say that up here. I'm like, who the fuck you talking to? Big niggas should have hove the phone on you, nigga.
Keep playing.

Speaker 1 One of them rushing AI niggas gonna get your voice.

Speaker 1 It's me, dummy.

Speaker 1 How do we figure out our way around that? That's him.

Speaker 1 I know you got a little bit of dollars in there, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah. When them niggas hit your shit, you're gonna be mad, cursing the bank out.
You're gonna be wiping your ass with that money. No, they're gonna wipe their ass

Speaker 1 in a new hut.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Niggas gonna be over there chilling.

Speaker 1 They're not in a hut. You feel like this racist niggas in Bali.

Speaker 1 You talking about Africa? No, I said Bali. Oh, all right.
Clean it up.

Speaker 1 I'm not you, bro. Never.

Speaker 1 I'm down with you.

Speaker 1 You don't like the immigrants.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You don't let him say that to me? You're gonna let your man just tell me I don't like I am more niggas. He is the immigrant, right? Yeah, he learned it at the barclays, the Hardware.
Oh,

Speaker 1 no, he's an American.

Speaker 1 What did I learn that? I'm a Yankee boy in them.

Speaker 1 They left that nigga right outside.

Speaker 1 And they opened the door and looked at him. Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 1 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yo, that's crazy,

Speaker 1 I'm loving for a while, Lord. I was out there

Speaker 1 before you get some fucking more hope.

Speaker 1 You say the whole show. No, I didn't the whole show.
Let me try to catch the let out. You've never heard of Joe, button.
Never.

Speaker 1 It's vibes.

Speaker 1 I was there too. Yo, that shit.

Speaker 1 In the barclay, they have a section where the cars go with the shit to drive in. Whoa, whoa, you can't even think about saying that.
That's where I was over there. Don't talk about that section again.

Speaker 1 I was over there, nigga. But you weren't in there with a bar.
But you wasn't in there. You was out there trying to sneak in the car? No, I didn't try to sneak in there.

Speaker 1 They wanted me to do that shit, but I'm

Speaker 1 like, yo, JR out there, arm broke, holding the camera.

Speaker 1 That's my

Speaker 1 nephew, yo.

Speaker 1 My face recognition getting me into places. Remember, I told you that.
So I can take a chance. My boss is.
Well, if you don't feel like traveling far, then yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway, nigga.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're going to keep it local, then yeah. Anyway, any city.
Watch your fucking mouth, boy. Local? It doesn't sound like any borough.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 it don't sound like Brooklyn. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Definitely not Staten Island. Listen, they turned a lot of niggas away at the Boston.
We're not talking about them, you're talking about the niggas. You talk about

Speaker 1 Queen's Flip. And I respect that.
I saw Shiggy and Druski in there. And where?

Speaker 1 Not mine.

Speaker 1 And where? Listen, come on in. Tickets.
You don't need no tickets. Come on.

Speaker 1 And they let their old squad in. Oh, Hashanat was a skilled skill.

Speaker 1 I've seen Druski plus 40.

Speaker 1 Hasanat had like 90 niggas on him. I bet you'll see a boogie of them niggas too,

Speaker 1 by Jewski.

Speaker 1 They just got in without you, though.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas is nasty.

Speaker 1 Buy a ticket. Represent the company correctly.
Never.

Speaker 1 Never, nigga. Represent, flip the network correctly.
I put on for the career. Tricked them.
Tricked them now, not my computer.

Speaker 1 I put on. And

Speaker 1 niggas gonna pay for it.

Speaker 1 Look, I got

Speaker 2 a strong hands, a soft mouth, okay? I'm doing justice.

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry, I have to wake you. You were a doctor.

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry, I have to wake you. You were a doctor.

Speaker 1 Excuse me, excuse me.

Speaker 3 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry, I have to wake you. You're a doctor.

Speaker 1 We got him.

Speaker 1 We fucking got him. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 She was tight when you went to the back room.

Speaker 1 She was looking like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 Where would you be without the JVP?

Speaker 1 Bye.