Episode 817 | "More Mt. Rushmore’s"

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Enjoy the show. I would have had this lid on if I seen him the other day.
Whenever I see his outside, I'm snuffing him. So what you're saying is he don't be outside no more.
Not where I be at. Who you referring to? He be with them $100,000 niggas be at.
Niggas that make $100,000. I know.
Gotta go with your birds of a feather. That's true.
Hey. There you go.
That's true. We seen with the...
Yeah, I'm about to say that don't work no more. You wrote the number on the hoodies.
I'm not going to start the joke, but the second he get it going, I'm on the bandwagon of it. Me and Mark saw it.
Yeah, he getting money, yo. There's nothing more than a joke, though.
Nah. Why did you write how much your hoodies is making on the back of Mark Lamont's vanilla hoodie and Leffy?

I mean, vanilla envelope.

And Leffy.

Wait, you said vanilla?

Vanilla.

I was about to catch you.

And Leffy here for all us to see.

That's not what took place, but it's cool.

What happened?

You forgot it?

No, I needed to allocate the things to the printer.

Don't say allocate to me.

Don't say allocate to me. But we all saw it, though.
That shit was crazy. And we did the math.
I did a glimpse. It was crazy.
That shit was inspiring. Yo, for real.
50 grand a week. You cannot say that you ain't rich up here no more.
It was 55 grand, 55, 229 a week. That's like a week? I saw a nanny and a driver on that paper.
Right. Get to it.
Let your nuts hang, nigga. I know one thing, boy.
Drag on. The autism kid's going to be happy this month.
Make some noise for that. Hey.
Oh, yeah, they get the proceeds, right? This month, because that hoodie is fire. He got on.
That hoodie is fire. That is fire.
That's a fire hoodie. It is.
And this is Joe being positive. It's fire cause.
Even if it sounds negative. Positivity, I like it.
It's a fire cause. And there's plenty of people out there that want to donate to that.
I know we get numb. At least half of the 55-229 a week.
We a designer, nigga. You get into it, boy.
Do you design on yourself? You ain't designed that with no. You're not that creative.
You're getting away from me, my nigga.

Who you?

Who you gassed?

No, he might be doing it himself.

Because S did an interview,

says she dubbed him.

She don't really talk to that nigga, really.

So he probably had to get a new designer.

No, no, no. He just got shit in check, man.

Says she spoke to that nigga on some work.

She did what she's supposed to do.

She did what she's supposed to do.

She spoke to him.

She did what she's supposed to do.

Give it up.

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Give it up. Thank you.
She's the one. She's the one.
What's the deal? You better.

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She stood tall, my nigga.

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Thank you. She stood right hand high for you, dog.
She held me down for you. Yeah, but you got to understand.
You got to look at the little clues. Her shit started twitching when she talked about it.
I'm like, oh. I had to rewind it.
It's, oh. Yeah.
There was nobody there. Who you? She's trying to look into the side.
I say, my son back. You got it on line.
Hey, new listeners. We talk about male old friend.
I like what male old friend is. The new listeners may not know.
We talk about one of the male old friends, y'all. Anyway.
That's putting it. Anyway.
She did an exclusive. That's putting too much in.
That's putting way too much in. Yeah.
Way too much in. You ain't always got to do that when we doing it.
We be doing it already. Yes, yes I got you you make it a point to get out there fuck that bitch you make it a point did those words leave my mouth you do it in like a classy Planet Jackson type of way Planet Jackson Planet Jackson I heard from a friend today that you said you weren't in town.
Suddenly, man. Boetic injustice head ass.
Planet Jackson. Planet Jackson is crazy.
That's great. I'm going to save the grass.
That's great. Where's that hoodie money at, though? It's April 15th.
That's probably why I'm thinking about it. It's tax day, so your filing's supposed to be crazy.
Did you file yet? Mm-mm. For real? Did you file? I did file yet.
Talk to him. You asked for the...
Why'd you... I did the extension, too.
Why? You guys don't want to see the number? I didn't want to write a check. I saw the number.
Sometimes it's principal. I used to be wanting to write that check.
I don't want't wanna write this check What are y'all talking about? For the people that don't know April 15th They talking about writing checks and shit For the people that's listening out there April 15th is the final day to file your taxes So for people that are self-employed Or that have to pay taxes Today is your deadline That you're supposed to be filing your shit So that you're spanking Or you can you can follow an extension. So I'll follow an extension.
Are you trying to look for a return? A return? What is it called? Like a refund? A refund, yeah. Ish looked at you like, nigga, you know how rich I am? Did you see the Manila envelope? Ish might be pulling some shit.
Oh, yeah. You looking for a refund, Ish? No, I'm not pulling.
You claiming baby girl? Baby girl? I don't know. My accountant is figuring all my shit out.
Shout out to you, Ish. It's a lot of shit.
I'm glad. Oh, you got an accountant and you need an extension.
Yeah. My accountant files the extensions.
They file for the extension. I know.
Yeah, they file for it. Probably just needed some more time.
A lot more. Gathering everything.
Indeed. A lot of information.

Have y'all supported

Ishba buying hoodies?

I bought a hoodie.

I got a hoodie.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

I was really asking.

Did you buy one?

Yes, I got one.

I bought one.

That's part of what

I was trying to figure out.

Mark bought one.

I bought one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was asking to make sure

we all support him.

Everybody out there

should support him.

Mark bought two, actually.

Oh.

You always trying to

overdo shit, yo.

I know enough, nigga.

We got a one-up for everybody.

I didn't know if y'all could buy two for.

You burn-ass nigga, Mark.

What you doing, man?

What you got to buy two for?

I didn't know y'all didn't buy two.

I thought y'all might have had five.

Y'all been working there for years.

Disrespect us.

We support our brother.

That's right.

Everybody support Ish Hoodies, man.

Actually, I think they do.

Nigga is genius.

He really is.

See what he did with the autism joint?

Put the 2025 on him. Oh.
So next year when he come back. Right.
I see. Listen, I understand the game.
We getting them niggas. He squeeze them niggas every year.
Old ass autism. Hey, what they gonna do about it? What's wrong with your man? Yo, we we don't stand with that.
What the little autistic kids gonna do if we robbed them? No, he's donating, yo. They got wallets.
They got bank accounts. They just taking shit out of this.
Do you let the people know how much of the proceeds go? Is it like 5%, 10%? Do I like your white community? Yeah, do I like what people know? Well, anybody purchasing the hoodie for the cause. Good job, man.
A portion goes. Okay.
What's a portion? Oh. Niggas ain't asking shit.
A portion can be, what is a portion to you, Ish? When you go donate money to the Red Cross, you ask them what they giving them? No, but they have it all written down. No, they don't.
No, they don work with them niggas. I don't think the Red Cross is around anymore.
Yes, they are. They are? Some companies do say that 50% of the proceeds are going to go to such and such cause.
Some companies do. Some companies do.
Some companies do. Most don't, though.
But some do is what Mel is saying. I was just asking.
No, that's a great question. I'm just repeating what Mel said.
Mel said some of them do say 50%. Listen, me and nigga, we...
Well, sometimes they say. Because it used to be a hustle back in the 80s.
Y'all remember Sally Struthers and them, the Save the Children? They would go and get all this money. You give a penny a day, five cents a day to give rights to a kid in Africa, and all of the money would go to the organization, the infrastructure.
So if they raised a million, maybe $10,000 would go to Africa. If that.
Yeah, exactly. That's the type of shit me and him on.
Wasn't just the 80s. True.
They were saying that about- Niggas was texting Yele. Facts.
I was trying to- Yeah, when that Haiti shit was happening. Yo, autistic kid, yo.
It's just going to break y'all off unless the sales start going too crazy. Then he got y'all, but just later.
Summertime is coming up. Fit rate.
Need the drop top. The drop top or the Uris.
Something like that. Big BM's new 7 series is out.
He gotta go to France. Look at him.
He a France face ass nigga. He got a couple trips lined up.
You got to purchase them ahead of time. So now is the time.
I got to splurge on the back of the autistic kids this summer, my man. Right, Ish? I like how you get your trip shit off too.
The turkey hair transplant on these autistic kids back. No, stop that.
That's not nice. It's not nice.
But we going to give him a couple of quarters. You know when he come and talk about his vacation, he just come out of nowhere, nigga, like, next week, yo.
I got a vacation. Going to Monte Carlo.
Next weekend. How many days you going? I'm going to Nice.
20. 11 days.
Show me like, wait, what? 13 days. You like your issue.
Don't worry about it.

Oh, yeah.

Where you going this year?

You ordering food, my nigga?

You good?

Why you ordering my phone? Yeah, nah, I been watching you, nigga.

I don't give a fuck.

Ever since they got that phone track and shit, nigga,

I'm watching everybody, too.

Oh.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

They got that little stupid-ass shit they do on the computer.

Tell you how much minutes you on your phone for the year.

Fuck them niggas.

That's wild.

Smart.

Smart.

You can wait.

Give them a minute.

Let them get this shit right.

It's a nice hat, too.

It is nice.

You know what I'm talking about, me?

Yes.

How much money you had to get to tax people? Uh-oh. Too much.
What's too much? That's a good question. And did you register out and bother? Yeah.
That's a new thing they took off. Registered, applied for the trademark.
I got all that shit done. You can report all income? You got expenses.
Why your homegirls didn't take eight months to do it? Don't try to lie. It's all my, oh, I paid Tasha Smith to show up.

Had to pay for the, had to pay.

It is expense.

Write that down.

No.

Why?

You don't leave that poor girl alone.

Jesus.

No, you leave that poor girl.

You leave her alone. Okay.
Yes, I Yes I claimed Yes It was five figures That's Wide range Yeah I know That's a lot Why you pay that much She must have made a grip Yo Shut the fuck up They don't respect that hallway. At all.

They think that little curtain is right.

Magic.

Cone of silence.

Anyway, go ahead.

No, it was five figures.

And yes, that is a wide range.

That's all I'm going to divulge.

It was painful.

What's the biggest year of income you ever had?

I don't know.

But think about it.

Was it the height of video stuff?

Was it like podcast? What era? Or now. Or is it now? This one.
Or is it right this second? Jack. Today.
Or am I responsible for your peak? Oh, shit. That's exactly what you said.
Or now. That is not what I was saying.
That's exactly what you said. That's not what saying at all.
That's why did you even interpret that like that? It is what it sounded like. It's absolutely what it sounded like.
That's what I heard. Oh, I was being supportive of a black or kind of black woman saying that her best day is now and tomorrow with all of the business ventures and the way that the world has changed looking at employing women and women being entrepreneurs.
I wasn't thinking nothing about

what the fuck y'all are talking about.

I hate his face when he does that shit.

What are y'all talking about?

The window now,

there's more fucking black female millionaires

being birthed today than ever before.

And you are happy that you Anderson.

You are absolutely right.

Who's Anderson?

Who Windows?

Oh.

Windows.

I'm slow.

I'm slow.

That's a contractor joke.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anderson Windows?

We don't, we don't.

We don't understand the windows.

Fuck about that, Lord.

Well,

Thank you. windows I'm slow that's a contractor joke Anderson windows we don't we don't we don't we don't fuck about your little houses Mel oh yeah now is now would be second to the time where I ended doing videos started my television hosting hosting career, and then was doing merchandise and making appearances around the world.
You're just freestyling. Making appearances.
I'm not. I was.
Hey. The Brandon Jacobs days.
Wait, who? Who the fuck is Brandon Jacobs? Who is Brandon Jacobs, man? Let me look at this thing. Who's he talking about? What do you ask me? I remember those days.
Big man. What's your man? It's crazy, man.
Brandon Jacobs. Who's breaking up Brandon Jacobs? He used to be the running back for the Giants.
Running back for the Giants. Oh, child, goodnight.
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still Brandon that's my nigga don't try to play Brandon like that but the ball part yeah no I mean right so what do you fucking know don't try to make me sound because it wasn't him anyway it was somebody else alright five figures for Mel Mark how about you um probably oh I haven't looked at the numbers yet but probably high fives low sixes I probably gotta go because I do a good job of paying to do it quarterly, I haven't looked at the numbers yet, but probably high fives, low sixes.

I probably owe.

Got it, got it, got it.

Because I do a good job of paying quarterly,

so I don't have to pay a lot at the end of the year.

Oh, God, can I just tax her?

That's smart.

That's what everybody should do,

especially if you're getting this kind of burden

at the end of the year, you spread it out.

Flip?

I've learned.

What?

How about you hurt less, right?

What's the question again? It hurt. Right.
What's the most you've paid in taxes? Oh, the most? That's the question? No, just this year. Not the question? No, this year.
Oh. Not mine.
That's not mine. What's your question, Lord? But you knew that wasn't mine.
Why are you nervous? What's your question? I'm saying, how about you, Lord? But you knew that was mine. Why are you nervous as hell?

What's your question?

I'm saying, how about you?

Taxes this year?

I don't understand the question.

What you looking at?

Taxes this year, how much was the, like, was it bad?

Was it real bad?

Yeah, yeah, it was a lot.

It was a lot.

Were you prepared?

No.

I thought I came up up and then I didn't

I happened

they knocked you down

knocked me right there

cleared the account

like when Corey went through

what

my shit out

yeah

damn it hurt

my shit

because

my thing was

like I said

years ago

I've been doing

payment plans with them

forget my mother

say yo you gotta do this shit

I do pay

they gave me like

three payment plans

yeah

then

my shit got fucked up

because I was like

man I'm not paying nothing. Right.
Right? And for that year that when I first got here, they was like, you owe this. So that was the whole thing I was going through.
But then now what they did is they went, when I got with this accounting firm and whatever, they went back to the payment plans and said, you owe this and you you didn't pay quarterly, you came with this deal. So they just, so we can clear this up by taking this.
And then they just take it. All right, so let's clear it up then.
I'm not happy. Yo.
I'm not happy. Resolve it however you can.
It's nothing worse than getting a paycheck with a zero in it. Or like, you go somewhere and speak and they be like, we can't give you a check because the IRS took it.
I've had that happen to me before where it is a hurt piece. You go somewhere thinking you about to make a nice, nice piece of change and they take all of it.
Nigga, you saw what I was doing. I was in the room.
I was talking shit to anybody. Nigga, I got you, boy.
Fuck out of here. You put that nigga for free.
I'm looking at Joe. Nigga, Tiffany, hot out of here, bitch.
Uncle Sam said said, well hey, we've been watching you. Yeah, Uncle Sam got the internet too, nigga.
Wow. Right.
So your man was punching people, we about to punch you. Right.
Why they like that though? They don't give a fuck. They have no consideration.
You know what it is? This is what I learned. Unfortunately, the dude that's in charge, it's just like when you go to a jewelry store or a clothing store and they act like they better than you and the only one who can't afford this shit is the person behind the counter yeah the irs officer resents the shit out of anybody who owes more in taxes than they make which is almost always the case when i owe taxes like five or six mark saying that i ain't they listen to pods too they do listen to pods oh it's saying the patreon No.
Oh, yeah. Y'all be sleeping on these airwaves.
That's true. I'm caught up there.
They can eat a dick now. Shit.
It was him inviting you to his penis. Come on.
That little Spanish nigga was bad at me, boy. What? That's what I'm saying.
They be bad. They be taking it personal.
I was to the DMV, niggas? What? 10-time. Dude was like.
DMV can't do nothing to you. Them niggas can.
Are they more ruder than the DMV people? Them niggas can make your life miserable. Because they know your business.
This dude to me was like, you can't pay your taxes, but you can sit at the Sixers game. Yeah, I saw you at the Bulls game.
Like, he didn't say nigga, but he said, I saw you at the Bulls game. Why can't you pay your fucking taxes? I'm not giving you no breaks.
Pay it all this month. Like, they talk to you crazy.
He said that on the phone? In person. Mark, ain't nobody.
Ain't no tax man talk to you. Then what you gonna do? Punch him in the face? That's when I walk out of H&R Block.
Fuck out of there. This is the IRS building.
This is the IRS office. Niggas is rude.
And it takes eight months to get a meeting. So, they rude.
All you gotta, yeah, you just gotta take it. Wow.
Yeah. Uncle Sam is still teaching lessons, huh? Just paying still teaching lessons Just paying That's it That's the lesson right there I had a little refi I had a little refi Niggas said, no, no, no They need all that? What? Need that Need that? So I cut the check And the niggas was like, nah, we're not taking it out the proceeds.

I'm like, yo, just take it when we close.

Pay me first, and then

you close. So I had to come up with

all the bread, pay them niggas, and then

they get your hoodies too.

They take everything. So you had to walk upstairs.

Damn, man. I gotta pay them all now.

Yo, the bitch of the IRS building, nigga.

So you walk upstairs under the bed,

pull out the big Gore-Tex shoebox.

40 below.

Yeah.

The big big box.

The fast gas.

You go get a big...

The fast gas shoebox.

The donor mics.

Go get them people they buddy, man.

That's it.

That shit different.

Yeah, it is.

It's different.

All right.

This isn't fair.

What? Paying things? It's fair. It is fair.
Play the game. Go back to the old life.
I play the game. What the fuck does that mean? Meaning go back to the cults.
You have to pay shit. You don't know that.
They used the church as a... No, you should have just bought another piece of property this year.
No, the cults and shit don't pay taxes. Should have bought another piece of property this year.
That's true. Churches don't pay taxes, ma'am.
I had a choice. Invest in business

or buy the house.

And your studio

you had to build.

You built your studio this year.

Oh my God.

All of that is a write-off for you.

With all the write-offs,

I still fucking owe five figures.

Yes.

Change of calends, my nigga.

Why y'all be saying that?

Like, niggas be having

wrong business.

Shit be happening.

Y'all like calenters is the best in the world. She's right.
You are, Jay-Z? No. Oh, okay.
I don't listen. That's my man, but.
Damn, man. Right when I took the poor people drop out of the computer, y'all start sounding all poor and poverty-stricken.
Y'all all right? Y'all need a loan? Yeah. Y'all need something? Don't start talking like that now, nigga.
Y'all need to borrow something? We know when the IRS kicked you in the ass how you came in here, nigga. That's now.
Yeah, now you a little happy, nigga, because the shit did good, because whatever happened, nigga. I'm happy because I've changed my understanding of that.
That's part of the plan. If you plan to be successful every year, this number's supposed to continue to grow.
I'm supposed to pay them more each year. When you pay the IRS, nigga, when you're friends...
I don't know the tricks. You'll teach me someday when you want to be friends again, for real.
When you stop this competition thing with me. Whoa? Yeah, for real.
Okay. Then you'll share the tax tricks.
You heard of them? The Zumundin Bank. You ain't hear them.
They ain't going to play when you stop this competition thing with me, man. We'll get somewhere.
We know you got a plan for next year. This nigga is the same, right?

You mean once I get to a level that you think that my words really make sense and that I know what I'm talking about and I'm not,

because I got a black face, you don't really listen.

It's not the black face.

It's because you don't shop a lot.

That might be it.

So if I had some nice cars and clothes, then you'll listen.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Well, you won't ever listen.

Yeah.

Why? You got a big camo host, nigga. I'm not going to have no nice cars and clothes.
You got to have the camos from 91. I'm not going to have no nice cars and clothes.
You could, though. I don't want to.
But you could. That's part of the plan.
I do it, you know. But this is him playing with me, so I take it.
It's hoodie every day. I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
No Belisiaga for me. Y'all want Y'all want to start? Yes.
Yes, sir. Y'all know what y'all want to start with?

Yeah.

Yeah, we got something to start with.

My neighborhood really was just poor black and poor white.

Stop plugging in here.

So I hear a lot about white privilege, and I'm like, fuck, man.

Missed that.

I mean, I knew some motherfuckers with sweaters, okay?

Don't get me wrong, you know? But I was two tank tops in the winter. And my black friends would get mad at me, man.
Like, man, look what you did to us, man. Look what you did to us.
Like, bro, do you think I would do all that shit and move right next door, bro? Are we going to split these plums or not, man?

Like, we're down here together, dude.

You think I took all your shit and just don't have it?

Somebody else has both of our shit.

And they're watching us fight them! The company Transceptor Technology has been started to production of computers

Personal Sputnik

Are you laughing, boy?

I'm gonna fuck you up, boy. I'm a lyrical Jesse James.
What year was this?

Yeah, they got my part right there.

That's what I'm waiting for. I'm waiting for the vocal.

Hey.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Hey.

Mic check.

One, two, one, two, one, two.

Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

Wait a minute.

Oh, fuck.

Farts.

Oh. Wait a minute Oh fuck Mark I've got the power Hey I've got the power Power Power Go to beat the sword Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Yo, this beat is so hard.

This beat is so incredibly hard.

I'm mad none of y'all rappers did what y'all

supposed to do over this.

I ain't gonna lie.

Nothing started a Saturday morning back when I was

eight, nine years old.

Like turning on Z100 and hearing some snap.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Thank you. I was eight, nine years old.
Like turning on Z100 in the air and some snap. Mm-hmm.
Get long. Get this.
I'm just supposed to be laid back to this nice mellow beat, you know. Grab some smooth lyrics.
It's 88. Take it away, It's 88 It's time to set it straight, y'all saying

It ain't no half step

But I'm ready

Rap is stepping to me They wanna get some, let's go heads I'm not gonna break through

They had him on me

So make a busy date, cause you're history

I'll be a better poet to get lyrical

For you to beat me, it's gonna take a miracle

And step into me

Yo, that's the wrong move So what you want huh?

Ego!

I just devour, like a pitbull against such a whawa So when it comes to being dope, hot damn, I got it good

So let me tell you who I am

Lil V-O-G-Z-A-Double-D-Y-K-A-N-E-O

I'm so mad at it

He's so sweet

He's so sweet

So don't compare me to another

Shout to wherever you might be listening from out there Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that.
He's so sweet.

He's so sweet.

He's so sweet.

Shout to wherever you might be listening from out there.

Everybody in that car right there was poppin' though.

Dope boys and dope girls out there was poppin' though.

I'm a machete.

Just stay rockin' into.

Wait until when you drop the front so I can chop into your body.

Just because you try to be bassin' Friday the 13th, I'ma play Chase The Blackness Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there Shout to whoever you might be listening from

Whole New York City

Big Jersey, big Jersey

Whole DMV, everybody in the Carolinas right now

Everybody in Atlanta right now

Everybody in Florida right now

Everybody in Texas right now

I'm not going to be a good one. Big Jersey, big Jersey.
Hold DMV, everybody in the Carolinas right now. Everybody in Atlanta right now.

Everybody in Florida right now.

Everybody in Texas right now.

Ow! Ow!

Now, somebody.

New Joe Biden.

All right.

Yes, sir.

You know what I mean?

Shout out to all the parents out there missing all the kids. Always for the children.
Shout out to all the college niggas out there, all you frat niggas out there. Wait a minute, ayy.
You hear the voice of reason. Telling your niggas can, I think.
No matter how high reality seems,

Jeff, hold on to your dreams.

Wait a minute!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I'm going to go in, I'm going to see you in the middle.

You're all as a dance.

As long as you leave, your head to sky You can win As long as you leave your heads in the sky And I will come in As long as you leave your heads in the sky You can win As long as you leave your heads in the world. Keep this applause going for the best crew in the world.
What episode is this? 817. 817 of the Joe Budden.
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PrizePix gang. Yeah.
Let me get these drops out of the way and get to the best broadcast in the universe. No, Joe Button.
No, Daddy. What time is, no, no, no, no, no motherfucker get a drop? It seemed to, actually.
That was kind of dope. Can I hear that one more time? Who's the doctor? Who's the doctor that he told you to go see? Excuse me, sir.
I'm sorry I have to wake you. You a doctor? What? You want me to be? I mean, no names were named.
You're a little chin quivering and everything.

That's fury.

That is fury. Wait.

Why?

You offended her.

Let me tell you.

Are you cold?

Oh, shit.

Are you cold?

Oh, shit.

It's shivering for real.

Are you shivering?

I'm about to fuck you up.

Mal Mark is one of your biggest supporters. Of course you do.
I know that. But you, what the fuck? What? Flip.
I don't care. Flip what? Don't look at Flip.
Stand on some shit. Finally.
Her eyes is watery. What the fuck you did to her? No matter how.
Wait for real. Yeah, you did.
I dropped a couple months ago. Oh, she's about to cry.
Oh, man. Why you did that, bro? Oh, no.
Stop, stop, stop. That's not funny.
Excuse me, sir me sir I'm sorry I have to wait are you a doctor well wait that's not fair because Mel had to drop you had to drop months ago I got fucking small hands a soft mouth okay I'm doing just fucking fine fucking mind. Oh, shit.
You didn't like that one.

We didn't hit that one out of the park.

So we're just still working on it.

And we give you an analog custom a la carte drop every single episode.

Yeah, that's true.

Hey, are you standing with that?

Yeah.

And you had the perfect drop from one of the biggest artists of all time.

But, I mean, the dick sucker part. Sorry.
I was talking about game. I see where this fucking pot is.
How's everybody doing, man? What's popping? What's popping? What's popping? Is it okay that he has a drop? Yeah, of course. Of course.
By the way, great song to start with. Oh, thank you.
Optimism. I fucking love that song.
I fucking love that song. I love that song.

It's my favorite song.

I can listen to it every day.

Same.

Literally.

I will work out to that song.

Just totally charged up.

Let's get it.

Yeah.

See, Mel doing mad push-ups.

Look at that.

Look at like an OG.

In that Richard Simmons outfit.

And like, yo, Mel, sit down, y'all.

That's the only time she'll be looking her age.

Like, when she's doing this shit,

she'll be like, oh, she's, all right, this is a woman.

I would advise you to stop right there.

Okay?

My girl, because... Pudge, stop.

Shoot this.

No, she...

Oh, shit. What? Just come and sit with me one time.
Pudge Starr. Shoot this.
No. She forgot.

Oh, shit.

Just come to the gym with me one time. The bushwhacker.

Just come to the gym with me one time.

I'm down, though.

Okay.

All right.

Let's do it.

I promise you I'm down.

Okay.

Poe, you ready?

Invite me.

Poe came to the gym with us over the weekend.

Are you going to act like I have never invited anybody to go and work out?

If you invite me, I'll go.

Huh?

Okay.

Okay.

I'm not talking about you.

Okay.

I'm not talking about you. Okay.
I'm not talking about you. If you invite me to the gym, I'm 100% wrong.
Okay. Okay.
All right. And I think that all of us should do, like we did the basketball shit, I think all of us should do hot yoga.
I'm done. I'm done.
For sure. I agree.
Or Pilates, like I've been suggesting. What the fuck is hot yoga? The room's really hot and we're doing yoga.
And they in there, though. And they in there.
But they in there, flexible, more flexible than we are. For sure.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Set that up. Okay.
They a lot more flexible, but we should do that. We could do a couple of poses here today.
We could do tree. It's not hot in here.
Yeah, it's not hot. It's cool.
I mean, y'all will get hot. If you don't finish fly trap your ass out of your face.
We ain't talking about you, Hoppa Long Cassidy. You should do some poses.
She always wants you off. Niggas will be falling on them characters over there trying to do some sure.
That nigga did one drive to the basket.

One little quick, just one little quick

finger roll.

Got that?

Nigga, look at my man, man.

That's my man.

That was wheels for real.

God damn,

we can't even finger roll

no more.

That's just crazy.

Anyway,

oh shit,

I ain't introduced nobody.

I'm me.

We're us.

That's true.

Mel Flip-ish,

motherfucking Freeze, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill Up in the building One band one sound Excuse me sir I'm sorry I have to wake you You a doctor Parks is here Poe is here Corey is here Erickson is here Ian might have left We dragged him so hard Into BTS Keeb is still here How's everybody doing Feeling Shout out to Savon and Tanner here with us remotely.
Last but certainly not least,

each and every one of you guys are here. What's going on?

What's popping? What's popping? What's popping? Chilling.

Chilling. Great.
Glad that everybody's

chilling. What needs our attention the most?

Y'all call it. Did anybody do anything

dope over the weekend?

I sat around. I was sad

in the rain. It was great.

Went out real quick, but nothing

too crazy. Ran into Joe and Keno in the spot.
Okay. Oh, well, that sounds exciting.
No. No.
Okay. No.
It wasn't. Ish wasn't there? Nah.
I had to slid down. I got the call.
Didn't you have like a baby and wifey free weekend this weekend? I did. What'd you do? Shit.
Oh, okay. Enjoyed my weekend.
Okay. You kind of make it seem like you were going to step out for a second.
She's asking, how did you enjoy your weekend? Yeah, what you did, shit with the doors open, jerked off on the couch. All the good shit.
That was the main thing. Messed up a couple tank tops.
You know what I mean? Probably it. In the crib by himself.
Had my bed to myself. Yeah.
Did you experience cabin fever? I know that could be a lot, too. When you were in the house so long by yourself.
Nah. That was cool.
He was all right? Yeah, yeah, he was good. He was just in the house missing her, right? Indeed.
Missing the family, huh? Quiet was a little different. Oh, yeah.
Now that's when I call something up. Hey, man.
You got better options than me. I call something up.
He got options. You ain't got no options, right? Zero.
Probably dead in this whole roster. Optionless.
And one of the number one broadcasts don't help to bring no fine girls to just speak to me as a shy brother. That don't help either.
Just chilling, man. You got to be looking for that.
My brother not looking for that. They think I only like white girls.
You like all people, bro. That's what they think.
There's probably a lot of white girls that listen. Even that's a startup line, though.
You can't trick me, nigga. You can't fool me, boy.
I don't know who you're talking to. Yo, I think you only like white girls.
Oh, yeah, ma. Yo, come through.
Watch this. Yo, hey, come through around nine-ish.
Let me dispel that one. That little theory you got there.
What did I do this weekend? I stood on business because I went out five times five days out of a seven day week and my girl tried to say you went out too much. I stood on business.
Had to go out. I stood on business.
What does that entail? Fight to the death even when you wrong. Yeah.
Insult her. Turn the gas on.
Gas light. Turn that gas on.
Drag it. Realize you wrong and then drag it for a few days.
I was going to ask you, how does it end? I'm asking for advice on this a little bit too. When you live with somebody or you're in a serious relation, when does the fight, how do you know it's over? The fight is over? Maybe my wife had this big argument last night about something dumb, right? And I still feel a way about it,

but not enough.

I don't want to talk.

You miss her too much.

You need her.

You don't want to talk?

I mean, I want to talk,

but I don't want to.

I just need a minute.

You know what I mean?

I say that.

But you can't

when you still got to do shit.

You got to pay bills.

You got to talk.

You got to figure out

who going to pick up this,

who going to do that.

You be real quick.

You got to talk.

You be real quick.

You got to say that.

Yo, you hungry?

Yeah, that's usually

the icebreaker.

Yo, 2 o'clock,

what you doing?

Thank you. gonna do that? Like, what are you? You be real quick.
You gotta talk. You be real quick.
You gotta say that. Yo, you hungry? Yeah, that's usually the icebreaker.
Yo, two o'clock, what you doing? I'm picking them up, you picking them up. All right, bye.
You know what I mean? Quick with it? Got a text, yeah. Watch it.
Oh, no. Mad quick with it.
Nigga, my wife is stubborn. And then send, like, an emoji.
Yo, I'm about to go get something to eat. You want something? Thumbs up.
The double tap. No, no, the relationship people.
The double tap is a good one. If I said a thumbs up, that shit is, yeah, that's pretty crazy.

Nigga said relationship.

Hold up for it.

She was in a relationship before.

I remember what it's like.

Okay, there you go.

They had emojis?

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Okay, teacher's pet.

Okay, teacher's pet.

Oh. Hello, Miss Johnson Johnson I bought you an apple I bought you some I bought you some donuts Miss Johnson That's hate That's hate You be too You be too You be too You Oh, no, we don't.
You don't need to highlight it.

So highlight it.

No, no, no.

Let me tell you what your man said.

You know what? Hold on, wait, wait.

You know what I thought about today?

You highlight.

I'm snitching.

When one nigga do some fucked up shit, you make it about all of us doing fucked up shit.

Like, oh, we got to come in on time.

10.30.

All of us.

I'm letting y'all know.

When one nigga, when a nigga doing good, you want to just throw it in a nigga's face.

Oh, you doing so good, nigga.

Highlight that Cass is doing good or highlight the individual that's doing bad.

You bitch ass nigga.

It flip.

I walk in today The nigga goes

I'm sorry. doing good, you want to just throw it in the nigga's face.
You're doing so good, nigga. Highlight that Cass is doing good or highlight the individual that's doing bad, you bitch-ass niggas.

I walk in today, the nigga goes,

yeah, yo, thanks to Mark, they get new couches now.

Who got new couches?

Excuse me? Thanks to Mark,

we getting new couches now.

You guys have to thank me.

I'm talking with the man saying.

I'm talking with the man saying.

This is his job, of course, to sort of contention, but it don't work. His trigger hand is shaky.
He do it wrong. A nigga like me, I know what you got.
I know what I got. So I just look like, oh, mm.
Wait, what's the correlation? I know my man. I know my man.
What's the correlation? Mark, new couches. He's saying that Mark did so, he's saying that Mark upped it so much that he's able to invest into new couches, thanks to Mark.
And I think that's fly. I'm going to sit there and enjoy it.
Nigga, give me a new chair too, Mark. Be long.
That's what I said. I was like, shout out to Mark.
I salute that, nigga. I was like, fuck it.
Shout out to Mark. Give me a new couch.
I hate this shit. I know Mark.
Oh, fuck you. I need it.
You want your new chair to have the attachable table that flips up?

No.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Wait, she shot at me.

It's going to be that kind of show.

She shot at me.

Audience.

That's the close range.

Headshot.

Audience, I want y'all to know I asked the cast about the shoot-a-meter before we started. And if everybody was cool with where the Shoot-O-Meter was last episode, everybody was like, cool.
So, it's up. For life now.
It's just up for life now. Hey, yo, this weekend, man, I tried to get into the Vibes concert, and I didn't get in.
We told you that. Yeah, but I tried to go on.
I recorded the whole thing. Face recognition outside.
And you Jamaican.

And yo, they didn't let a lot of people in.

I don't want to call names, but I just know being outside,

I was arguing with niggas, trying to roast me, boy.

I'm like, yo, Flip, you still outside?

I'm going to go in with you.

Yo, what's going on?

I'm going back and forth for Skane on the phone.

He tried to do some old school.

Yo, we got to do the band shit.

Like, nigga, get me in here, nigga.

Because I stopped for a while.

Did they stop accepting tickets after a while? I didn't have no tickets. I said face recognition.
Did it work? Wait, slow down. What's your night? Saturday.
You were both nights, though? No, I didn't go Friday, no. Any night, this trip probably wasn't going to work.
Because the day. I thought he might double back.
Like, all right, they work this night. I'm going to come back on a raw night.
My plan, I was doing work with an artist. My plan was to go in with the artist I was doing work with.
But you know, she'll get a little quick. The artist went in? Artist went in and performed.
Did she kill it? You a sucker. You a sucker.
Just buy tickets. No.
On principle. No.
I'm able to go to the Barclays Center. You can't carry no crates or anything? On any event.
No crates or anything. I'm able to walk in.
Well, not any event. Obviously, and I do feel a way.
I don't feel a way, but I do. Because when it comes to the Caribbean, to the Caribbean genre, I'm here promoting it.
I'm promoting it everywhere I go. Facts.
I feel the same way

about underground hip hop,

but I just buy tickets to the show

because I don't want to have to

feel, yeah.

Yeah, I don't mind.

Go through that.

I don't want to go through that.

Nigga, you play one sleeper,

hey, 19 months,

you're going to talk about

support.

But it's more than that, though.

I highlight the culture.

It's more than that.

I introduce the culture

to different people.

I argue for the culture,

but you're like an ambassador

for the culture.

You think vibes should care

about that on a hot Saturday night

sold out shows all over the country?

No, I don't think vibes

Thank you. culture to different people.
I argue for the culture, but you're like an ambassador for the culture. You think Vibe should care about that on a hot Saturday night, sold out shows all over the country? No, I don't think Vibe should care about that, no.
But what I do think is that people should put things in place so Queen Flip is always covered when it comes down to transactional situations. No, you're not that hot.
Right. You're not that hot.
And you know, first of all, I am that hot,

but all the geek you can feel me.

Hold on,

y'all,

don't interrupt this.

Don't interrupt this 1v1.

You're not that hot.

You may be right,

but all this did

was motivate me

and I'm going to show them.

That's what it's supposed to be.

I'm going to show them.

Well, the tour gone now.

I'm going to show you

for what you said.

I'm going to show them

and you're going to see.

I'm not playing.

You can avoid

all that inspirational shit

and just buy the ticket.

Yeah.

Or just be him.

Even if I bought the ticket, I'm not sticking.

I'm going backstage.

Oh, shit.

Real quick.

Everything is beneficial for me.

Let me interrupt you real quick to talk shit to the Pistons.

Pistons.

Piston fans.

I bought my tickets for round two for the Celtics.

Damn.

Damn.

Hey.

Early.

Game two.

You going with Royce?

I mean,

game three,

I'm sorry.

You going with Royce?

I'm sorry,

game three is in New York.

Oh.

I mean,

no,

game two is in New York.

We got home.

I thought she was going

to Detroit to see the...

I'm going game three

for the round two

against the Celtics.

And I bought a ticket

for actually the Pistons, but I bought my Celtics ticket to Pistons fans. Don't think you'll be around too long.
Anyway. Yeah, so that's...
Don't lose. He missed my joke.
I caught it. You just said you got checking in Detroit, man.
No, I didn't. But I'm not going to Detroit.
You're going to see the game with Royce. You're going to see Boston versus Detroit.
Yeah. You and Royce going to see Boston-Detroit game.
Boy, you're not stupid. All right, you're not crazy.

You're not this crazy.

How the Pistons looking?

Are you looking good?

Stop it.

They're looking good.

Stop it.

My money on the Knicks,

but they're going to.

Yeah, stop it.

The Knicks probably going to be

Let's not get crazy now.

It's not out of this.

He said some gangsta shit.

He said about five games.

It will be five games.

It will be five games.

I'll take the Knicks in five or six years.

Are the Knicks healthy right now?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They actually got healthy at the right time. Wow.
I hate the Knicks. I don't think there's no cakewalk.
Listen, we got shit to get to. Actually, before we get to it, let me share something with y'all that I shouldn't.
My mom and my dad went away this weekend to some shit that they go to every year.

Together?

With their significant others.

Yeah, like a group trip.

That's dope.

My mom brought her man.

My dad brings his fucking wife.

Dope.

They take the ride.

It's in Virginia somewhere.

I can't speak too much about the trip, but they take a trip every year.

That's why.

Together.

I think that's dope.

They get to hotels, boats, and shit.

Cool. Saturday morning, my mom gives me a call on the phone Just good morning say mom good morning But voice sounds like funny it sounds like floaty like just happy and just Real good start to the morning, even though it's only 8 a.m.
But I don't pick up on it yet.

I just say, Mom. like just happy and just real good start to the morning,

even though it's only 8 a.m.

But I don't pick up on it yet.

I just say, Mom, Mom, sounds funny.

Say, hey, Mom, what's going on?

She's, oh, nothing much.

My man just, when he left, he went to go

and do such and such and such and such.

I stayed back, figured I'd get some extra sleep.

Lay down, he told me if he'll come back later and get me. I was like, okay.
I was like, you alright? Did you propose? She said, oh, yeah. She's feeling good.
She's in a great mood. Everything I said are you fucking crazy y'all

I said

Spidey senses went off

in real time

I started thinking

like

I've heard this voice

I heard this voice

before

just not from my mom

and then when she said

what the nigga was doing

yeah he just laughed

Thank you. heard this voice.
I heard this voice before, just not from my mom. And then when she said what the nigga was doing, yeah, he just left and he'll be back whenever.
I said, mom, are you fucking crazy? Are you okay? I said, you can't call me with this voice. She said, what? What, bro? I said, he just folded you up.
I said, yo, you just got fucking folded up. And you got fucking called your son.
I said, you can't do that. She said, wait, we talk about everything.
I said, yo, don't do this shit again. I'm not playing with you.
We talk about everything. We don't talk about that.
We're cool, bro. We're not that cool.
We don't talk about that. We're not that type.
That's Bruno. So I hung up.

And she said, don't you go talk about me.

She said, don't you go talk about me on your little show.

And I said, I'm 100% in.

But only because I wanted to ask.

No.

No.

Fuck no.

Fuck no.

No.

OK.

Don't play with me, mom.

And we might slide the nigga.

You are correct. I'm right with you.
Moms don't do that, right? No. And shouldn't do that.
No. No.
And y'all know the voice I'm talking about. Yes.
What the fuck is wrong with her? Let me ask you a question. Would it have been better if it was your dad? No.
No. No.
No, no, no. I want to hear that shit.
Okay. Hmm.
Call me after that. And why are you? So I start giving her a pep talk.
I said, all right. She ain't need it? No.
Oh, shit. No.
I said, Ma, you got to get up and get dressed now. You can't just be laying here with no dignity.
You right? You right? You can't just be, hey, Ma. It's a good one.
When you come back, act like that shit was working. You got to get up.
I said, hey, you get up. You in trouble.
You right. Get up.
Go be doing something. Yo, me and my mom had the greatest laugh about this bullshit.
But I just thought that was hilarious. That's funny.
No, that's funny. That's hilarious.
You can't do that shit. Nah, hell no.
Not at all. Now I'm supposed to look at this nigga, man.
Like you want to knock his face off? He's supposed to look at the glasses, right? Nick with the glasses. Yeah, my mom and boyfriend.
I was like, I'm only going to tell a story because you're faithful. If you wasn't a faithful woman, then I wouldn't say it on the pod.
Hey, if you listen out there, that's when we don't tell the whole truth, when somebody's not being faithful. Shout out to moms.

It's crazy.

All right, we're going to start.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Where do they need our attention most?

Gail.

Women.

Gail.

Women in space.

Now take it away.

No.

Oh, shit.

This is the only time we can say women are space cadets And not be evil The crazy part to me is they rode the dick rocket That shit looked exactly like a fucking dick Yes, and some of them Throbbing through space Yeah, nah It was nuts It was a dick rocket It was a dick rocket Who wants to start? Who wants to lead us off here? No matter how. I feel like Mel should really be the deliverer of this information.
I'm just going to say how confused I am by this whole situation. Same.
Okay. I'm glad it's not just us, man.
Every single article or piece I've seen written in the media has focused on their outfits, on the fact that they're doing their hair, doing their makeup. I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about here? I didn't get this story.
What exactly is happening? Jeff Bezos, it was his first flight to the fucking moon. I don't know where the fuck they went.
They just went right to space. They went to space and came back down.
Jeff Bezos is doing space influencers. So then he sent his...

He's doing his Elon impression.

Yeah, his Elon impression.

He said Katy Perry, Gail King, aerospace engineer, Aisha Bowe,

feminist activist Amanda Nguyen.

Corinne Stephens.

Carrie Ann Flynn and his fiancee.

His girlfriend or whatever she is, Lauren Sanchez.

Claudia Jordan.

Put him...

They all went up in space. They just up Up high in the atmosphere Stacy dad I had a whole nice list Like We gonna Put some others on there Let me ask you a question They were there for one day right Not even A day They were there for like 10 minutes Or some stupid shit Niggas went to Vegas And came back They wereiggas went around the corner.
Let me ask you, what were they supposed to be doing? I mean... Looking cute and going to space.
He's raising money for autism too. In the interim...
That's my point. Like, yo, Mel said she was disturbed by them just doing regular shit.
I just don't understand. That's not regular shit.
Your hair as a woman?

Oh, oh. Doing hair

and makeup to go to space is a little...

Well, we're going to buy a hair meld into space.

Oh, my

God.

Alright, that's my last one. Nigga said to shoot me

up. I asked early.

He said it's up. I asked early.

Nigga said Mars. I asked early.

Okay, that's my last one for the hour. You're lucky that went over my head.
Okay? Anyways. Do you remember that? Hey, don't get up.
What's the movie with Chris Tucker? Man movie. The Fifth Element? The Lady in the Blue.
You know what I'm saying? That's a great movie. I love that movie.
It was great. I like The Lady in the Blue.
Anyways, I don't know. It just was so...
Do you believe that they went? Yeah, I think that they went. I think they went up and they came back down.
How many people here believe that they went to space? Define space. What the fuck is space? They went up.
They left the earth. I think they broke the atmospheric plane and came right back that's it i do so the first thing i thought was well two things one i get why they would wear makeup and stuff like that for all the press and all other shit like it's i would it'd be weird if they did like no no it's not the fact that they had makeup on it's not the fact that they had makeup on and they did their hair it just seemed like every single piece i saw written on, the focus was on them doing their makeup and their hair.
That's why you have to either get scientists to go up there, astronauts, or not, right? Because if you get celebrities, they're going to do celebrity shit. I don't think you're wrong.
That was the point. Fam, you want to see Katy Perry come from space with no makeup on? They said no uglies up there.
I just really wanted to know why the fuck she was going there in the first place. But I actually thought it might be good for all this flat earth shit.
That's my other thought. If you can see the earth's...
Aim that at that couch. That couch is the flat earth couch.
You know why she went in the first place? Because they keep sending scientists up there and nobody gives a fuck. Oh, God.
Okay. They're trying to make a common person care.
We talking about it. We ain't talking about no science.
They had scientists stuck up there for months. That's true.
Nobody gave a fuck.

We talked about it

a little bit.

Eight, nine months.

Nobody cared.

They're flat earthers.

I don't believe that.

Y'all aren't flat earthers.

I'm not a flat earther.

I'm not.

I don't know

what the fuck it is.

I'm open to it though.

I don't.

That's the loophole

in I'm not a flat earther.

All right.

We take it back.

If y'all already talked

about this,

I don't want to talk about it.

Please.

Have at it. Please, yes.
But you didn't earth. All right.
We take it back. If y'all already talked about this, I don't want to talk about it.
Please. Have at it.

Please, yes.

But you didn't.

You dick right.

Maybe.

If the...

Oh, wait, oh, wait.

You can't do that.

Let them go.

Let them go.

Are they fucking with me?

I can't tell if y'all are joking.

No, they're kind of serious.

Serious, bro.

That ass.

They right there.

You can talk to them.

That ass.

I don't know what the fuck is up there.

So you don't believe, like,

the people who left the earth

and looked down at it?

Oh, hell no.

Hell no, we don't believe them.

It'll be a good one. to talk to him.
I don't know what the fuck is up there. So you don't believe like the people who left the earth and looked down at it? Oh, hell no.
Hell no, we don't believe them. They don't believe in that, bro.
I'm not a flat earther and I don't believe them. I'll tell you this, I don't believe we went to the moon.
Let me ask you a question. Why we always get the same picture? It's the same thing.
I know. From the same angle.
You're going over there. Mark, no way.
going I'm sorry For thousands of years

We've determined

That the earth is a sphere

You got it bro

I'm not saying it's not

So why would you be open

But you're not saying it is

Exactly

Hey look

You said for thousands

You believe in gravity

Like if I jump up in

It's going to come down right

If I came in and said

I'm open to the fact

That gravity doesn't exist

That would be like

A strange thing right

Because we have evidence of it

What's the evidence

That the earth could be

Anything but a sphere

Let me answer that for you

Thank you. that gravity doesn't exist, that would be like a strange thing, right? Because we have evidence of it.
What's the evidence that the Earth could be anything that's true?

Let me answer that for you.

And this is your question.

Prior to that, we, quote unquote,

knew for a fact the Earth was flat, right?

Until it was disproving.

Yes or no?

It's a little different.

What's the difference?

If I say, I think there's nobody in that other room.

Based on my knowledge, there's nobody in that other room based on my knowledge there's nobody in that other room that's the best knowledge I have and then I walk in there and see somebody in the other room and then you're still in here saying well I don't believe you went in the other room so that's why that's all you may not have went it's possible you could have told me that you went in the other room. What if I sent you pictures?

You see what I'm saying?

We have so much evidence of the Earth being around.

But also just how gravity, how the planet works.

I mean, there's no scientific basis.

That's cool. Again, all science is theory until proven or disproven.

So, period.

And you don't think the reality.

I think that as technology evolves, the shit that we know, we realize we don't know. And it keeps happening.
We know for a fact this, and then some new shit come out. Oh shit, we was wrong about that.
They told us dinosaurs had scales, and now they say, yo, they were covered in feathers. We don't know shit until, we don't know none of this shit.
When you was in school, it was nine planets, right? Sort of, yeah. There was no sort of, it was nine planets.
Some people said yes, some people said no. When you was in school, it was nine planets.
It was nine when I was in school. So there's no way it was eight or eight and a half or whatever when you was in school.
Okay. That's a little different.
It's the designation as to whether or not Pluto is still there, but it's whether or not it's designated as a planet, but it's still there. My point is minute this was a fact it's not and then next thing you know we find out some more information and it's no longer a fact what's to say that we find out some more information and what we thought was a fact is no longer a fact that's all that's my question if there's nine planets we could find more right or we could oh right correct we could let a question.
But saying that there's an object on that table,

either it's there or it's not.

Let me ask you a question.

So you're saying you only believe if you go?

Let me ask you a question. Do you believe Antarctica

stops the bottom?

That's it. There's nothing after Antarctica.

There's nothing after the North Pole.

You believe that?

I don't understand the question.

I keep up, down.

Does this stop and does this stop at the bottom?

They've proven that it's shit below Antarctica. Huh?

You lost me. We good.

I'm not disagreeing.

I literally don't understand what you said, dog.

Underneath the ice? It's the main part.

We good. We can talk about this on Patreon.

No, no, we're not doing that no more.

If anybody has a point to make,

make it and close this conversation.

I mean, my part, I'm not trying to close you.

I'm saying I just, I'm just surprised.

That's all.

I get the idea of saying that

we can get more scientific evidence.

But science is definitive on the round,

the spherical Earth thing.

The only question would be

whether you think science is lying

or there's a lie about it. That's different.
If you're saying there's a conspiracy, like we didn't go to the moon, that's different. But to say that we don't have enough scientific knowledge after thousands of years.
Like God. Yo, stop.
Corey, you're not on a pod for a reason. There's a reason Corey's not on a podcast or a broadcast.
There's a reason for it. All I'm saying is we know something and then we keep coming back and saying oh shit we was wrong about that.
Right but we've seen it. Okay so Gail King.
So Gail King. I personally don't really give a fuck.
Would y'all do it? They did look funny on the Space Dicks. They did.
Would y'all do it? No. No.
No. No.
I'm cool right here. I'm not interested in it.
There's no reason. Why are we doing it? If I was like 80.
Curiosity. If I was 80, I would do it.
I'd do it. I would do it at 80.
I wouldn't do it now. If I'm in the house, I'm definitely not curious.
Why the fuck I want to know what's going on in the bill? I fuck with Earth. This shit is dope.
But you're right, Ish. I'd do it if I was like, if I I live the big full life and I'm like, if something happens, fuck it.
Yeah, like if I was wealthy and I did everything down here that I wanted to do and dreamed of doing and it was nothing, you know what I'm saying? I would do it. But I seen what happened to them niggas and they stole the can.
I'm cool. You mean the submarine? In the water.
Yeah, I'm good. A little different.
That was different. What's the difference? You could say the Challenger.
That's a situation. No, they both are the same.
You search in something that most of the world hasn't seen. So when it's an adventure, it's a rush that you're trying to get.
Yeah, but also they took Xbox controller. And also they didn't take the proper precaution down there.
Like, the people has been down there to see the Titanic. They just took a cheaper route.
They didn't use the proper material to build the ship, to build whatever, the submersion. They didn't.
I'm saying the rush is the same. Got it.
The reason that the people did those things was to push the boundary. Got you.
You know what I'm saying? So if I was older and I had done mad shit here and there was nothing else for me to do,

I've traveled everywhere.

I wanted to travel.

But what do you mean by that?

If you've done everything here?

What is past it?

If you go right up to the...

What's wrong with you, son?

I had that before.

You do everything, right?

Every girl in the world.

I did that before.

Every girl in the world, right? I just don't know what it means if I did everything on Earth. I would do it.
Crossed off his bucket list. Yes.
They're trying to open that shit up and make it commercial. Which I think is great.
And this is a start. But a lot of people have tried to do that.
Yeah, a man from Virgin tried to do that.

Motherfuckers are going to be up there going.

That's going to be a proposal for some folks.

It just seems like such a waste of resources.

It's going to be some regular shit at some point.

Hot air balloon.

First motherfuckers are going to hot air balloon.

They was like, yo, you crazy as hell.

Why are you getting off the earth?

Why are you going up in the air?

And now it's regular shit.

As it progresses, that's what's going to happen.

He's right.

All right, I'm going to wait until I speak to Neil deGrasse.

What is Beyond Antarctica? What a bitch. Yo, the flat earth talk.
I'm dumb. And niggas get mad as hell when you say that shit too.
That's Mark's point. Mark was so flabbergasted that I just...
I just never met anybody in real life. It's not...
No, I mean no, I mean, I don't believe it. There are people that operate under other belief systems.
Yeah. I'm not saying that I believe it's flat.
I'm just saying that I'm open to other information. I've seen a pattern where shit we know, we don't know no more.
That's all. That's all.
That's fucked everybody up. That's it.
If I get an edible, we get to talking. All right.
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So good luck to all participants out there. run your game um off the vibes uh talk that we were having i was gonna come in here and absolutely flame safari for crying and filming himself crying i'm not i'm not over that where i don't flame you for filming yourself crying i'm not not too mature to do that.
But then I seen other men

crying at the Vibes concert.

He ain't filming himself, though.

So then I was like,

all right, I'm going to fall back.

Because if this is a cool event

for guys to go cry at,

then I'm going to shut the fuck up.

I was ready to flame, too.

I saw, then a dude put a tweet out

and he was like,

when Max B come home,

that's going to be me at the concert. And I said, you know what? Unfollow him.
I understand it now. No, you don't.
I understand it now. You didn't have to say that.
I said, I understood it. That's shit.
I understand it now. What does that mean? You relate? Translate? No, I'm just saying like, yo, when there's somebody, I get what vibes mean to them, niggas, there's going to be niggas crying at the Bigger Bell show.
Yeah, what he means to the world, what vibes mean to the world. Don't say that.
Don't say that again. Say what you want, dog.
Don't say that no more. Say what you want.
A couple of years ago, it looked like it was no hope for vibes to come home. That is home and you're able to see him perform.
No, listen, he's... Those songs might be...
He's Jamaican might be... He's able to perform.
Some of the witnesses didn't, right? I can't hear you, what? I didn't say what I read. Hey, Flip, you cried outside? No.
If I did cry, it was crying with anger. If I did cry, it was with anger.
It was a wake-up call? For what? The vibe joint? Yeah. I'm still Queens Flip, but I know what I'm going to do now.
That ain't work in Brooklyn, right? Nah, I know what I'm going to do moving forward.

Nah, I'm just talking my shit, Joe.

That's it.

All right.

The vibes, yeah.

I don't know about what you told my witnesses and shit like that, but you know.

Yeah.

I'm just saying, shout out to everybody

that was in tears at the vibes.

Thank you, Michael Jackson.

It's good for y'all.

Nah, them niggas was going crazy.

You keep trying to trigger me.

Nah, I'm saying, fam, the Jamaican people. He's more like Michael Jackson than Max B is.
Yes. Yes.
By far. Yes.
And if we see Ice crying when Max B come home at the concert... I speak to Ice for a month.
Okay. I don't care about that.
I don't care what y'all think about me. Why? Because it's corny to them.
To show vulnerability? Yeah. Hmm.
Toxic masculinity that they exude. And then you say the world doesn't care about y'all and your feelings and look how you're treating your mans.
Look at his fist. No, I didn't.
I'm talking to you too. You're totally included in that.
When we lived together, me and Ice, and the cops came, he pointed them to my room and they arrested me yo you're right there y'all no he didn't yes he did yes he did yes he did why would you do that because I wasn't going down in there I thought you watched the show this story been told like yeah I told a story a million times you might have missed this one I don't watch all four hours. So, yes, I'm teasing him.

Hey, big dog.

But, wow.

I don't play with them folks.

They wasn't there for me.

I've heard you joke about that.

No, it's not a joke.

He's not joking.

If they come, look.

This is worse than the flat earth shit.

If they come.

Let me put something to you.

Let me put something to you.

If they come here asking for you, and they look at me like, yo, where he at?

Well, you can just say nothing.

I'm not saying you should go in my place. Well, we don't let him answer the door anymore.
Yeah, I don't answer the door. We don't let him answer the door.
I've heard that joke a million times. I didn't know that's what...
It came from... Now, remember when you and I answered the door and I...
Oh, that's why. I didn't get the...
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
The best thing a person can do is tell you who they are. Whether you believe them or not is up to you.
And you're like, I'm going to tell. I'm telling y'all I'm not fucking with them people for nobody.
Stop it. Stop it.
Not even. Not on this ultra black podcast.
You will not. You will not on this broadcast.
Okay, all right. Melissa just showing me a little story on the side that we're not going to talk about.
Anyway, can we talk about something that we can talk about? Yes. I did want to ask you guys, there's a Mount Rushmore conversation going around.
I wanted to ask you guys, who is your Mount Rushmore of white rappers? Em's got to be on there. Yeah.
Eminem. I'll put Mac on there.
Everybody, please just do your don't, just do your list separately, please. Because that's the point of me asking.
I want to hear the different name or the different names. Well, mine, how do I do the Beastie Boys? As one.
As one, okay. All right.
Beastie Boys, Eminem. I'll go Mac, and I'll go, damn.
Oof I was gonna I wanna say You put Action Bronson On the Mount Rushmore I guess for my favorite I'm gonna go I'm trying to think of who else would put in that I'm going to go I like that list

I agree with that

Mac

Got to put the Beastie Boys on there

Especially if they count as one

And I'm going Post Malone

That's my four

I don't think he's a rapper

But okay

Oh that's interesting

Post Malone's a rapper

You said that's your fourth ish?

That's my four

That's my four

That's your four

Do you want to participate in this?

Yes I'm with Parks

Action Bronson

Beastie Boys

Action Bronson

And Mac Miller

Thank you. my four.
That's your four. Uh-huh.
Do you want to participate in this? Yes, I'm with Parks. Action Bronson.
M, Beastie Boys, Action Bronson, and Mack Miller. Yeah.
I got M, Beastie Boys, Search. Okay.
And, um, I go Mack. I was thinking Paul Wall too, but I go Mack.
Oh, Paul Wall's a good one too. Yeah, I should go Paul Wall.
What's this not Rushmore for? I like third base. I like Beastie Boys, but I don't need both of them here.

I was about to say, I got to go third base.

So I'll just do Beastie Boys as one.

I'll do M.

I want to do Everlast just because.

Okay.

Just because I want to do it just to throw some shit in the game.

That's not bad.

That's not bad.

I mean, jump still is jump.

Jump is jump.

Jump is jump to this day.

No, they had a career. And I wouldn't be mad at any of the rest of the fourths.
I would throw Russ's name out there anyway. I wasn't sure if you were going to throw vanilla ice in there.
I was totally going to throw vanilla ice in there. He cannot be on there.
Mount Rushmore? I don't think he can be, but I wouldn't be mad at someone saying that. I would be mad.
I'd punch them in the face. You're not a Mount Rushmore.
Like, I threw a search, but they...

It was a search MP.

It wasn't long enough. Yeah.
I should have just

said third base, but... Yeah, it wasn't long enough.
I was thinking

B-Real in there, too. B-Real's not white.

He's not white. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.

All this time, I thought B-Real was white.

No. Apologies.

Because part of it is, like, talent, and then part of it is...

Impact. Right.

What you want me to say?

I thought he was white, bro. What is he?

I'm not sure what...

I'm not sure what... He's Latin.
Okay, Latin. Okay, okay.
I think a lot of them are white. A lot of bar.
Action, man. You white people...
No, go ahead. Get your shit off.
No, it's fine. It's fine.
We're not a music podcast, so it don't matter. You can think of it.
Get your shit dumb. It's shit off.
It don't matter. Like, if we talk about just strict bars and people I enjoy, Action Bronson will be up there for me.
It'll be Mac. You know what I mean? Eminem, obviously.
Yeah. But, like, the Beastie Boys changed the game in a way that you can't ignore.
You have to put them up. And they have some incredible albums.
Right. Oh, great albums.
But for me, Third Base did something different, too. Because Third Base was the first white rappers I saw that rap like niggas to me.
When I heard Third Base rap, when I watched their videos, I felt like they rap rap. Whereas I didn't feel like that with the Beastie Boys.
Even though I love the Beastie Boys albums, it's still, Third Base felt like they were in the genre, squarely in the genre in a way that I didn't feel from the Beastie Boys. So it was just, so to me their impact is different.
I can dig it. Yeah.
See, that's how felt. Like, if it's just who I listen to, it's a different Mount Rushmore, but if I'm talking about what your, that's why I have third base in them up there.
I would have MGK on mine. That's another good one.
I would 100% have, just on a personal list. I'm not mad at that.
I would have MGK 1,000% on a personal Mount Rushmore, but, you know. And if I just got to say be real and I'm saying Chino XL.

Chino XL ain't white. I know.

He corrected

the record.

Rest in peace, Chino XL.

Rest in peace, Chino.

The Latin

hip-hop Mount Rushmore.

Let's just put Latin niggas on there.

That's a different Mount Rushmore.

Which we can have too if you want. Big pun.
Big pun. Fat Joe.
Fat Joe. I'm putting B-Real on there.
Putting B-Real. Pun and Joe.
I'm not putting Pun and Joe. I'm going to put Pun and Joe.
Well, you never put Pun and Joe? You're not putting Joe? No, I'm not going to put Joe. Pun's on there.
Pun is on there. Pun is on there.
Pun is the top. But you wouldn't put Joe on there.
No. Yo.
That's interesting, Free. Who would take his spot? Who would be on a Latino list other than him? Rapping? Yeah.
M. Stop, man.
Joe's not going on. Spanish rappers? I don't know.
Yo, we just freestyle. Go ahead.
We freestyle. Joel Ortiz.
Joel Ortiz, Bad Bunny. Not bad at that.
Bunny. I don't know if he would catch the rapper.
Bad Bunny. All right.
What is he doing? All right. All right.
All right. Hey, man.
This is such a fun music talk, man. Yo, I love chopping music with you guys, man.
Thank you. All right, give it up.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. Did you say your mouth was warm? I don't have one.
What is the mouth was warm? I don't know. Stand.
I don't know. You got to have one, though.
I don't know. You got to have one, though.
Holy shit. There was one more going around.
Would you put... And I want to get your thoughts on it.
There was a mixtape artist around Mount Rushmore. Oh, yeah.
I seen that. Artists or group? No, artists.
Mixtape. 50.
Wayne. No Wayne.
Yeah. Who else, man? Let's go, Matt.
I was joking. I was joking.
Help her. Nikki.
Okay. Okay, I'm mad.
There you go. There you go.
Why y'all looking at me? She just told me. Keep going.
Oh, no. Go ahead.
I just said two. That was big.
You said one. I said Wayne.
Gotcha. At the same time that somebody else said I'm putting mad niggas on this one.
On this one I'm not putting four. I don't have four.
I'm putting mad people on this. Do five man.
Just do five. I'm not doing five.
How many you got on your mat? Fuck this activity. At least seven, eight.
Because you have to do 50, you have to do Wayne,

you have to do Dipset, Cam, any one that you want to do.

You got to do Jadakiss and them niggas.

You got to do currency.

You kind of have to do Wiz.

There's a few of these people that you have to put in all time.

I think the first four you said is the answer, though.

I'm putting me in there on mine.

I was going to ask if you put yourself on there, yeah. Fab is a problem.
have Fab over Joe in there. Fab got to go.
I would have Fab over Joe. Look at his face.
That's not a diss. It's not a diss.
I'm reading his face. Joe ain't got no soul tape.
He got more music.

Okay, then he ain't got no

there's no competition.

He got no summertime shootouts.

Series?

I got a Patreon tier

coming without your ass.

He started taking his ass

off a couple episodes.

See how it feels.

Nigga took me off my own song.

Say less.

I'm going to wait

until your hottest take.

Strip him right off of there.

Anyway.

Salute, man.

Salute to everybody

with the Mount Rushmore shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Nobody cares, man.

It's all the conversation.

I like the combos around them.

It's been good combos.

Posse cut combo was good.

Although I'm still mad at that list.

I want to bring that conversation

back up, that posse combo.

I hate it, y'all, with that shit.

Go ahead.

And B-Dot is coming up here.

Good. I think today.
If he is going to be back. Oh, that's what's up.
Oh, okay, great. Stay Fly to me is a top 10 Posse record.
Get up, boo. That one.
No, no. Stay Fly.
Three Six Mafia. Three Six Mafia.
Three Six Mafia. I'd have Sippin' on some Scissor higher than that.
I'd have who, like a lot of 3-6 Mafia posse cuts.

Well, there's another one.

Who Run It probably goes on it.

I think there's a lot of 3-6 missing.

I don't think enough attention was paid to Khaled.

All of them.

Very good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let me look at this thing.

Like at all time?

Yes.

Khaled.

Khaled does.

All I do is win. We take it over.
I'm on one. Well We taking over I'm on one Well no I'm on one Ladies night was big bro Ladies night I'm on one It's a posse cup Ladies night was big bro But see by the criteria That I'm only going About BDOT Because that's what Started the conversation Four Needed four more members On there Or four more people On there BDOT's wrong man Three is a posse cup Oh if that's the case Still tipping going on No in there.
No, no, no, it's not three. We sticking with it.
Oh, all right. I got some threes.
Would you put French Rekin on there? What? Don't Stop. Pop that? Pop that, yeah.
I don't know. Impact? French got a squeeze in my mixtape combo, too.
French got some real good mixtapes. As does Max.
Got to go in that combo. Someone listening to a podcast right now? Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm looking at the posse cut list. It popped up B-Dot's thing.
Symphony and Scenario to me are way too low on this list. I also thought Respiration should have been on there.
Am I the only person that thought that? I don't think it's posse cut. What's Respiration? He's had four MCs.
It's Common, Mose, Quali, and, oh, I guess the remix. Yeah.
Okay. No.
Great song. Again, the Ladies Night shit was a monster.
Yeah, I'm with you with that one. That was a hit.
It was. Ladies Night, what? It must be Angie on the mind.
It must be, honey, got the sugar and the spice. Oh, if you say I'm Angie now, she'll smack the shit out of you.
Why? She don't like her rap career? I won't speak for her, but don't run up on her singing the lyrics to any one of her songs. No, what's the other one? Maybe not Ladies Nights.
Ladies Nights might be cool. If I could go, she's going to smack you.
Damn. She's going to smack you.
You'll fly away. Fucking Sicario.
Sicario's right in that shit. Just hip hop shit..
Alright, alright, what else is in music? What else is in music? Do y'all care about this Ja Rule 50 Cent shit? I do. I've been following.
I'm obsessed with it always. But this iteration I thought was interesting.
First of all, I hated the response 50 gave to when Irv Gotti died. I thought that was awful.
When I saw Ja Rule go into Breakfast Club and respond to it, finally, after all his time, it felt like he was rising above it. Like, you know, like, we're masters of self-defense, we're not going to start nothing.
You know, I didn't like this, but I took the good advice, a preem. And I thought that was going to be the end of it.
I thought it was going to be a good moment. Then he hits Twitter the next day, like, yo, I got time.
And then just started coming at 50 50 again and you know it's going to be a response it's been decades of this i know they're never going to hit a stage together i know that they're never going to be friends and i've accepted that in life some people just don't need to be friends but these i feel like they could give a different model they could they could model something different for everybody they could just let this shit go you know i mean at this point everybody's successful everybody's good they two 50-year-old men going back and forth on Twitter looks crazy. Last time I said something like this, I had naked AI pictures on the internet for a month and a half.
You were shimmying down the street. Take it away.
Take it away. Take it away with what you guys think.
Erickson, camera off me. No, it's just a bad thing like Mark's saying.
Like, it's old Successful dudes And hopefully no violence Could come from it Well, violence came from it Right That's no more violence That was a long time ago, bro Niggas are still Some people don't let that shit go, bro We sit here and joke about If it's up, it's up Some niggas really live by that That's why, like I get I understand the mature side of it. I also get 50 side.

I hate ice.

What's 50 side?

I absolutely hate ice.

Why?

I swear.

I agree with him.

Oh,

at some point,

you would agree with me.

I'm not mad at you.

Why not?

What are you talking about?

Because,

hold on.

I feel like,

I feel,

you're asking me,

so I'm going to speak for you.

Talk about the character

of the person we refer to.

I feel like what ice,

but I didn't start talking about you.

I was talking about ice.

I didn't come back to me.

You said that you would agree with that.

I need to understand that theory.

I just feel like what Ice, I didn't start talking about you. I was talking about Ice.
Come back to me. You said that you would agree with that.
I need to understand that theory. I just feel like what Ice is saying is such a young man's quote.
Yes. And us as older men don't really need to echo a quote that is made for the youngins.
It's up. It's up for life.
Those are the 20 year old people that view themselves having a lot of life left. Hey Joe this is a 50 year old that's up for life with No no no and that's why I'm saying it does not mean the same thing when we get to talking about 50 year old man I'm not talking about them and how they do things but that's the conversation but that's not a normal that's not a normal outlook for people our age with tendinitis and arthritis.
With hundreds of millions of dollars, my nigga, that have seen some shit in the world, you should have modified how you think and your mindset on the world. You got little kids looking at you, my nigga.
So, one hand, we're going to talk about that part. Forget that.
I don't even think that part's even relevant. No, we'll let him let him.
That's the part that I talk about with ICE sometimes because ICE takes this staunch stance on I'm snitching, I'm ratting, we're not going to jail. I'm not ratting.
Go ahead. You say you are ratting.
Snitching, ratting, different things. Thank you.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Ish.
Whatever the case may be. But then on the same time, it's like, yo, if it's up, it's up.
And I'm not condoning, but kind of condoning this message. I think that that shit is harm.
Please allow me to respond. I can talk for me.
Oh, shit. I'm being objective.
I'm telling you that for someone who 50 Cent has showed us who he is his entire career, I can understand his stance on it. I'm not saying I agree with it, but I get why he's acting the way he's acting and he's not going to change on this.
It's forever up in his eyes. Yeah, it's because he's probably one of two 50-year-olds in hip-hop still in fighting condition.
Him and fucking Freddie Fox. The rest of everybody got normal 50-year-old bodies and 50-year-old breath.
And if you punch one of you niggas the wrong spot,

y'all niggas running around drunk,

pilled up,

fitting all up,

you hit one of you niggas

the wrong way

and y'all bump your head

and you're going to be dead.

Stop it.

Please.

And all the niggas

that got busy with their hands

from back in the day,

I'm looking at y'all now at 50.

Y'all look one sugar tablet away

from it being the end. Please.
You tough 50-year-olds, except for 50. But again, y'all moving it.
We talk, you said except for 50. That's who we talking about.
That's not who we talking to, though. Right.
That's not who we talking to, though. Right.
That's who we talking about. I get what you say.
You understand how we line. That's who we talking about.
When I say I understand why he's acting this way, he talking about I hate Ice for that take. No, but I think what people...
I understand it too, Freeze. I don't understand how you understand it.
Oh, shit. I don't understand how you understand that point.
Why not? Because I'm being open-minded, and he's told, I believe a person who tells you who the fuck they are. We keep going back to the about that.
We're talking about how we, the people in this room, are viewing this

particular scenario.

That's what we're

talking about.

Let them have

this 1v1 with Freeze.

No, hold on.

We're not having

a 1v1.

It's not a 1v1.

Well, let them have

the conversation, please.

But the conversation,

I have a theory

on the conversation.

So wait till they finish.

He can shoot.

Now go ahead, Flip.

I'm not shooting at you.

You've been shot before.

Yeah.

So what I'm saying

is that you've been shot.

Have you forgiven

the man that shot you? Have you sat down with him? If you see him today, the man that shot you, would you sit down with him, have a drink, be cool? Okay, that man almost lost his life. Period.
He was blackballed by these people. Would he feel like he was blackballed? A lot of things happened to this man that he overcame the odds.
So now, while it could be a skewed way of thinking, now his thing is I'm up, and it's up forever because you guys tried to take this from me. You guys tried to take my passion.
If I didn't fight through it, persevere through it, I would no longer be here to provide for people. I understand that way.
The person that shot me as well, I don't feel comfortable speaking to that person. The person that broke my jaw, it was very difficult to sit down across from the person while having sane thoughts in your mind.
And it takes more than that when your life is on the line. Seriously.
So when I say I do get it because they are figures, but I do understand it as well. And I would expect you to understand it.
I know you're speaking from a mature standpoint, but you've been through something traumatic as well. And if you wouldn't sit with the guy that shot you, we shouldn't expect that from others.
But isn't there a third round of just like, leaving it all alone? Exactly. Look, it don't gotta be one or two.
I wouldn't expect 50 Cent and Ja Rule to give a fuck about each other to the day that they die. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that, yo, and if you in 50 Cent shoes, in my opinion, nigga, I made you niggas look like peons. You already won.
I'm a couple hundred million dollars up through all the shit y'all put me through, through all the adversity I went through to get to this point. Suck my dick.
I won. I beat the game at this point.

And 50 Cent is also the same person whose line says, if it's war, it's war to the very end.

And any time they think they back, we start it up again.

And that's how he believes.

That's the part that's unhealthy, I think, and dangerous.

I'm with you.

Fat Joe was trying to squash it with them.

50 was open to squashing it, and Ja Rule wasn't.

Thank you. I'm with you Fat Joe was trying to squash it with them Yeah 50 was open to squashing it And Ja Rule wasn't Okay Right So like I said both of them I think this shit is crazy Yeah I'm not I'm not It's about both of them I'm talking about Yo at 50 years old And we carrying ourselves like this My nigga They both rich Supposedly I can't count nobody pockets.
But dog, the kids is watching you. Got you.
My advice would be to leave it alone. Just leave it alone.
I got it. Tell a nigga, suck my, you know what I'm saying? Like, I wouldn't speak, on either side, I'd be like, dog, I'm not fucking with him.
They could just be dead to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how you do it, man. Maybe get Wilo to intervene.
I do, I'm so glad, he's a a peacekeeper i'm so glad that you said that i wanted to ask you guys where y'all stood on the wallow uh speaking engagement that he had where he started talking about how he felt about black businesses as soon as i find the clip Mark I'm assuming that you've heard the clip. Yeah, and I love Wallow.
Wallow is my guy. I'm a Wallow fan.
I consider him a friend. We do business together sometimes, you know, in terms of him supporting the store, things like that.
But that shit was the most off-base thing I've ever heard Wallow say. Where was he when he made the statement? He was speaking, from the clip, it looked like he was speaking to a group of either entrepreneurs or business owners or something like that and he was kind of giving him a motivational speech about business and things like that because this whole thing was I'm not here to tell you I'm not here just to make you feel good I'm gonna give you the real too.
And I have the clip here. Nobody wanna hit us.
Oh I'm black. No black people.
Nobody gives a fuck about that.

Kill that shit.

Either you got a good business or you don't.

All that shit. Don't nobody want to hear that shit.

That's a hustle. Support me because I got a black business.

Is your restaurant clean? Is the food good?

Do you got consistent cooks?

Is the material of your shit good?

Stop doing that.

Oh, you support the white people. Nah, I support consistency, baby.

Don't fuck about what color you is.

We're going to go it. I'm not no motherfucking fake-ass motivational speaker that taught this dumb shit.
I'm the number one nigga in the country. You know why? Y'all seen me come out of the penitentiary.
I made millions, and I made millionaires, baby. You understand me? I come from the ghetto.
Tell me why you found it offensive, and that's just the first word that came to mind. It might not be be offensive But just tell me what was wrong with what he said I think a lot of times the most dangerous things that are said Are lightly dipped in truth So So it's not that anything specific he said Is wrong Like there's nothing wrong with saying I want to be colorblind here just let them get it that shit was poetic slurpee yo slurpees from the distance I know I ain't like it because when she first asked Mark it made it sound like she might have had a different opinion he said two say bar bars, I do, though, but keep going.
So if you take each of the things he says individually, like, okay, you know, race, we shouldn't just look at race. Sure.
If you run a business, you shouldn't be riding on the back of just being black and expect people to support you if it's a bad business because you're black. Your cook should be lined up.
Your business should be tight. The restaurant should be clean.
All that's true, right? Most of y'all are not going to make it. I actually think that's an important thing to tell any business owner, any entrepreneur.
All that is good. But what the takeaway comes from that is we don't need to have a special responsibility or a special duty to support black businesses because they're black.
And I think as black people, we absolutely have a duty to support black businesses because they're black. Whether they're good or not, I totally disagree.
That's where the straw man comes in.

I'm letting him learn.

That's where the straw man comes in.

Again, I'm not saying keep going to a restaurant that has rats in it.

But what I'm saying is he's saying, he's framing it almost like, he said it's a finesse,

you know, riding off this black show, I'm not going to support you just because you're

black.

I'm saying, yo, we should support businesses just because they're black.

We should pay special extra attention because they're black.

Because a lot of times what black people do, which frustrates me as a black business owner, and everybody up here is a black business owner, so y'all understand this, is that niggas will throw us away so fast. If somebody has to wait for 10 minutes at the soul food restaurant, man, these niggas, I got to wait 25 minutes for my soul food.
I ain't never coming back again. But they'll wait like an hour at Houston's.
Nigga, they won't have a buzzer at the Olive Garden waiting for an hour to get that food, right? They give us no grace, no mercy, no breaks. And I'm saying we need it.
No community has the money leave their community faster than black dollars. That's fine.
We give that shit away quick. And we love to give it to the dry cleaner, the restauranteur.
Touch one hand and it goes straight to the outside community. And that's what I'm saying.
So I'm saying we have a responsibility not to play into that. And I don't, and Waddle does support black business.
Like I said, he makes extra trips to my bookstore just to buy books when he could buy them from Amazon for a lot cheaper, frankly. But when you send that message out, it's dangerous because people hear the wrong thing.
But you're proving his point with him supporting your business. And what you said.
But they don't know that. The people who hear that clip ain't going to know he does that.
That's my issue. It's the message that's it.
It's like we just said with John 50. It's the message and the people that hear that and what do they do? People who are inclined to not support a business because it's black.
But if he's telling the business owners or the entrepreneurs, hey, don't run your business. Don't look for your business to, don't look for my business or anyone's business just because you're black.
Have something else to offer because there's people that just, they come up to me, yo man, support black owned business but this is a bad product. Yep.
This is poorly, this cheap, it's this, it's that and I'm like, I wouldn't mind supporting it if it was a good product. How about put that, that's where the finesse part come in.
Like I could do subpar shit and you just out of obligation should support me because I'm black. That's a finesse.
And he's right. I think he is right on that point.
The problem is two things. One, the people who hear that don't get that message.
And two, part of being a black business is working with other black businesses. So it's not, I get what you're saying.
This is like an inside conversation with the restaurant owners, like, look, don't just think you can write off being black, right? Don't, that writing off black shit is a hustle. The problem is, again, instead of having that conversation in isolation, I'm saying in addition to that conversation, we need to have a conversation encouraging black people to buy black shit because otherwise that black business owner, do they get the black sandwich distributor? Do they get the black janitorial company to help work in their business that's the part i'm worried about and if people don't get that extra push to say yo support them because they're black and i think sometimes at this moment we're afraid to say that i'm saying support support people because they're black and he's saying i'm going to be colorblind right i'm going to support people purely based on whether people are answering you and saying no yeah and i'm saying i disagree that's what they're.
I disagree. Yeah, and I disagree with that take.
I see, I hear Mark's take. I think Mark's take and Wallo's take are different.
I think so, too. So I don't think Mark is opposed to what Wallo was saying.
I see both sides. He's saying you shouldn't say it publicly.
He don't want to highlight it. That's what he's saying.
See, I feel like Mark's take. We're not going to add in the other part.
He's talking to- I can see if he put this as a clip out just to the world. Somebody recording it and putting it out is different.
He's talking to a group of entrepreneurs. Right.
So my message is for the business owners. Hey, y'all, don't go out there marketing, looking for your support just because you black.
Now, somebody recorded it and put it out and get out cool out cool. But I think he's doing this the right way.
I'm talking to the business owners, telling them, focus on making a good product, not focus on getting support just because you black. Again, I agree with him.
So it sounds like you agree with him. I agree with that message.
I'm saying that message is dangerous when it gets put out in that way because in a world that already looks to not support black shit, I'm saying I think you need to add a little more to that

so that people get the full picture.

What could he have said added on to it

that would have flushed out the entire message?

Now, if the product is good,

I'm going to support you because you're black.

I kind of feel like he said that.

He's saying I'm supporting you because the product is good.

I'm saying it's okay to say I'm supporting you

not just because the product is good,

but because you're black.

I'm going to support you initially because you're black.

Thank you. I'm supporting you because the product is good.
I'm saying it's okay to say I'm supporting you not just because the product is good, but because you're black. Yeah.
I'm going to support you initially because you're black. Period.
Boom. I'm going to support you initially because you're black.
If your service is good and if your product is good, I'm going to continue to support you because you're black. If you are lacking in, my man just opened up a restaurant across the street.
Life after. That's my man.
Right? So anybody that I know, I tell them, yo, my man, open the restaurant, go to life after, go to life after, right? I'm telling the people to do that. Now, I also, when my friends go there, I'll get, yo, how was it? And people have given me positive, mostly positive feedback.
And then the little bit of negative feedback that they give me, I tell my man directly, yo, this is what my people said. Yo, this is what my people said when they came there.
But initially, I'm going to support your product because you are black. The niggas who clothes I wear on this show, I've never taken a dime from nobody who shit I wore on the show.
I'm supporting this because you are a small black business and that's what I want to do. Now, if your product is trash, I'm not going to keep supporting you based off the simple fact that you're black.
And that's what I think Walla was trying to convey. Like, yo, dog, your consistency, your cooks, your product, your service, all of those things need to be up to par because if they're not, then I'm going over here to the whites.
I feel like Mark is just saying it was a more not-so-anti-black way to sound. That he could have presented it.
That's what I said. Is it possible that that was cut out somewhere since this is a cell phone? I think it's possible, yeah.
There may be more from the seminar and this is the part that took off. Damn, I'm on the business over 20-something years.
So I'm not going to tell somebody not to go support. And you should shoot to my plumbers, my electricians, whoever the fuck I hire.
I'm trying to hire black first i'm gonna try and hire black first now if i don't have success with that i still got a business to run so therefore i don't give a fuck if a nigga's purple if you could get on the roof and the bitch stop leaking i'm gonna get my money to the purple man but i'm gonna shoot for the black roofer first and that's all i'm saying and that's all i'm saying and i think it's important that's the other piece of it, right? Dog, we do this. The hoodies.
My nigga, nigga never touched one of my hoodies. They be like, yo, dog, he not Nike.
What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean? So Nike is worthy of your money, but because I'm black and I'm starting out, I'm not worthy of your money. When you take my hoodie sleeves and you stick them next to Nike hoodie sleeves, this shit is clearly superior to Nike.
Our mindset is fucked up and so that's what I think Marcus is speaking to. I think both of the people have poignant points.
In the neutral world, I wouldn't care. Where did you get the Nike? It don't matter.
To the outlet. Yeah, that's not good.
That's not true. Nigga Foot Locker, Nike can't fuck on my hoodie.
Ooh, tell them niggas. I agree.
And I'm. And Imani sing better than Sade.
I don't care what y'all say. He stood down on that shit on Twitter.
He was like, I don't want that shit. I couldn't wait for him to get here.
I was going to ask him to sing. Give us a little something.
Let's see. Let's be the judge of that.
And I'm talking shit with you. Imani say he can sing better than Sade? Huh? He said that? He said that when we was having a Sade conversation on Friday.
He didn't say he can sing better than Shade He said he know seven people from

He said he know a bunch of people

No no

Then he said

I can sing better than Shade

We were so busy roasting him

We didn't hear that point

Because I heard it on the replay

I didn't hear it live

I heard it on the replay

He said I can sing better than Shade

On Twitter he was like

Yeah I was just talking shit

I went too far

Oh yeah

Good thing

I'm gonna act like I didn't read that tweet

Acknowledge it

I don't follow you bro Mel where do you stand on what wallow said i can understand mark's point like in terms of maybe he didn't say it with the eloquence that he could have said it but i mean wallow just he just he just talks you know i'm saying like he's he's so energized you and he thinks he's, the message is understood the way that he, you know, the way, it's just, it's left up to interpretation kind of thing. If he had said, I will start by buying black, I'm looking for the consistency though.
Like, if I buy black and it just fails to, you know, kind of like have a point of consistency, then I'm not going to continue to buy from this from this business.

But I'm always going to, like I said, I'm always going to look for black first.

And that's all I want. And I think we have to constantly tell black people that because every single one of us has experienced a situation where we got passed over when we were just as good because we were black.

But by black, nobody love white people more than black people. Indeed.
And so, every opportunity people get to choose white, they choose it unless they're encouraged to do otherwise. And you're absolutely right when it comes to us not having the patience for each other.
You know, standing in line for 10 minutes versus, you know, going to Houston's and standing in line for a fucking hour. Buying Nike over issues, hoodies.

Hey Mark, your lawyer

black? Which lawyer?

Just asking a question. It depends on which lawyer.

I just remember you coming in here saying

you're proud to have your white lawyer.

So here you go. And of course that was tongue in cheek.

My personal injury lawyer,

you said that live?

What? Yeah. Well we said it at the beginning

of the show and then I was like is this recorded? And we said yeah like yeah i don't care about it my personal injury lawyer the one who gave me all my money the one who i gave a large chunk of money to as a percentage is black you know what i mean i don't actually do i have a white lawyer at all i have a white agent i do have a white agent your brother's not your lawyer my brother's black no my brother's My brother's my personal injury lawyer, but he's not my...

No, but that ain't the real one.

I mean, personal injury lawyers are...

He said it.

He got all his money from them.

Yeah, I had a traumatic fall and got about, what, 450, I think?

It was about two years ago.

And I went to a black lawyer.

And he's my brother, but I would have gone to a different black lawyer otherwise.

I don't have a problem with going to a black lawyer.

My accountant is black. My accountant's black and a woman.
There you go. Check, check.
My agent's not. But would I have a black agent? I'd love to have a black agent.
It just didn't work out that way. My agency doesn't have black agents.
Got you. Yeah.
But I think, again, I start with a black person. So why don't you go to William Johnson? So tomorrow he's talking do a William Johnson See? That's the whole shit right there This nigga saved me too Madea got divorced Part 7 Yo, this guy's a duck Ain't different than whatever point Waller was trying to bring home If that's how you get to speak to niggas at the speaking engagement Sign me off Aw, man, look, I think different than whatever point Waller was trying to bring home.
If that's how you get to speak to niggas at the speaking engagement, then sign me off. Aw, man, could you imagine joking? Are you kidding? You're just going in there and talking to people like shit.
I bet it all, y'all. I'm the number one nigga in America.
Hey, y'all gonna fail. You're not gonna make it.
And I don't give a fuck if you black. Wait, what? Then they're gonna pay me to say.
Then they give me 50 for that? Holy shit. I've been doing this all wrong.
Hell, hey, I'll go out there and jump on the ledge if that's what we're doing. I'll talk to them too.
Hey, creators, call me up. I'll go talk to you.
Some people need that tough love. I agree with Wallo too, by the way.
I just agree with Mark also that that's not applicable across the board. I support black business, if you lead out with that and there's nothing that follows, then I'm gonna look at you a little shady.
But also if you're a black business, then that's gonna prompt a conversation from me too though. It's not just, like when I'm in the mall and the niggas on the first floor hustling

out the fucking, out their cubes

and they say, here's you.

If, I'll stop and talk

to them and they can see what they on. Yo man, where you from?

How long you been right here? How much this cost

to get this? Now versus when you say

to some niggas in the mall and they be like,

support black business. And I be like, no.

Suck my dick, nigga. Suck my fuck no fuck you nigga fuck mommy now let me tell you how it goes the other way yo yo buddy I love you support black business nah alright fuck you I never was in that mood why we don't just get a longer screw for this thing like I don't feel like that's normal for this mic to fall out.
Mine do the same. I think it's a...
It's just a screw. They're real short.
My shit is never... My shit don't fall out.
Mmm. That was some sloppy shit.
That was disgusting. We fucked in the same room before, so I know you just talking about the mic.
No, I'm not. They came back for me.
It's time for the gate segment They came back for me They just took your money and ran

They don't think they're in competition with each other

They took your money and ran

It stayed in there

And he didn't pay at all

I'm proud of it all these years

Wow

How am

What the fuck you talking about

Yo y'all never gonna

Y'all gonna be 80

They gonna be 80 years old

No not if he continues to sugar at this rate

Thank you. Ask your intestines.
He can't judge me.

He said something about sugar.

I said something about pork. He can't judge me.

He's been 270

since he got here.

I've never been 270.

And won't lose weight.

And made a bet.

And made a bet

and still couldn't shed the weight.

I've never been 270 in my life.

265.

You ain't far behind

wherever I am.

Far behind that.

I've never been 270,

so I'm far behind that.

I've never been 265.

I've never been 260.

Y'all should do a weight loss challenge.

Why don't y'all see who can lose the weight?

Oh, my God.

We tried.

They did.

They did.

Who lost the most weight?

Joe.

We never had a weight loss challenge.

It wasn't a weight loss challenge.

It was Joe.

Ish came in here and told us he would be a certain weight in two months.

And refused to step on the scale.

Did you lose the bet or you just didn't want to step on the scale?

I lost the bet.

Okay.

Why don't y'all have a head-to-head competition? Never. Because there is no competition.
Yeah. Silly me.
What was I thinking? I'll do it. All it's going to take is one of them say, nigga, I could lose more weight than you.
And that's all I'm saying. That's it.
That's it. I'm not entertaining none of that shit no more, bro.
It when? Anytime he say I could blank more than you,

y'all go.

You know what?

I just saw, I put everything,

I just saw that behind the scenes shit.

Saw niggas talking about it.

Over that water shit?

Yeah, I had some strong opinions on that.

Let's hit it.

If I was a judge,

I would say Joe was right. Really? No, you wouldn't.
Listen to what I'm saying. Let me tell you what I would do.
And the spirit of what y'all were, wait, maybe I'm saying that backwards. Hold on.
I'm sorry. If I was a judge, I would say Ish was right.
Excuse me, you're right. There you go.
You're right, bro. And if it was a judge, I would say you were right.
But the spirit of, I thought, was about the quality of the water, not just about whether you bring water. But technically, based on what was said, you absolutely were right.
If I was a judge, I would have said you were right. That's fair.
So next time y'all make a bet, let's make one with clear rules, clear stipulations. Why don't y'all do a 90-day challenge? Who loses the most weight? I just get gratification in knowing that he couldn't do the shit that he was saying he could do.
Even if he gets the win on the bet. I don't care.
I don't care about that part. But I knew he wasn't going to bring that quality water in here for two months straight.
That just wasn't going to happen. Was that your understanding of the bet, though, when you were going through it? Or you just thought you had to bring water? Fam.
We've been having this bet for two months. Uh-huh.
I was running late., I was running late. I bought a pooling spring water.
I had a full green water in the refrigerator. I bought a pooling spring water that I didn't even drink here.
Right? Mm-hmm. But our bet was you will not bring water here for two months consistently straight.
That was our bet. It's not true.
That was our, well, let me not say that. That is true.
That may have been, let me finish speaking, let me land my land my plane To quote you Let me land my plane You smart enough to know What the fuck the point Of the water talk was Could you be quiet And let me speak Could you be playing stupid Don't play stupid though Could you be quiet And let me speak No you be playing grimy And you always look for a loophole To alleviate yourself Out of some bullshit Loophole Larry That's what you be doing Loophole Larry Fam you Know what you did the day? You did what Finesse did when we played Monopoly. That's exactly what you did.

And you got super upset at Finesse

when we played Monopoly and you did the same exact shit

that he did. You look for a loophole

to escape. We replayed

the shit live. We heard all of

the terms of the bet and this nigga still

said he's not wrong.

What are we talking about? When me and Joe placed

a bet and I lost, all of y'all niggas up here was on my ass every day. Yo, you paid him yet? You lost, you lost.
You paid him yet? When Joe loses, y'all niggas swallow the whistle and everybody comes to fucking mind. I said you're right.
I've never swallowed a whistle. Once in college, you know I was wrong.
The bet ain't up yet. So like I said, my nigga, I'm clearly right.
You are right. In the terms of the bet, you're right.
Why don't we explain the whole shit? He went to go find some shit that was said two hours after that. Once the bet is made, you double back and say some extra shit.
Fuck that bet, nigga. Keep fighting for it.
Me too. What you talking about? Nigga the same way I wipe my ass? Nigga, break my own fucking water.
I'll take it. Listen, yeah, I'm off the bat.
I'm off of your general understanding of what my point was. Fuck that bat.
I don't know what your point was. I know you don't.
We spoke to what your point was that day. Come on, my point is proven.
It's fine. I'm not trying to prove it to y'all.
He's saying his point is you not going to bring the quality. He know what the fuck my point was.
Joe, I've been here for two months, nigga. I can bring my fucking water.
Which is why, but you didn't. Yes, I did.
You brought Poland Sprint. One fucking day, nigga.
So I say to you, behave here like you behave at home. Nigga, I do.
Behave here like you behave on your dime. I do.
That was the point. Nigga, I drink as much water as I fucking want at home.
You a Poland Sprint nigga at home. No, I'm not.
Then come to work and be a Poland Sprint nigga. Nigga, I drink alcohol water at home, nigga.
Except for sometimes. What the fuck is you talking about? Except for sometimes.
What the fuck is you talking about? Sometimes you drink a Poland Spring. No, I don't.
I don't have that in my house. You sit last week, brought a Poland Spring.
From the store, nigga, not from my fucking house. Sometimes you stop it.
Why, why? Fuck is you talking about? I don't. Fuck is you talking about? I don't do that.
Don't try to minimalize me nigga. I drink what the fuck I want to drink.
And the water I bring here cost more than this fucking alcohol. And sometimes that includes a Poland Spring.
Fuck is you talking about, nigga? And sometimes that includes a Poland Spring is all I'm saying. I'm not trying to get rowdy.
It's pretty rowdy. He never tries to get rowdy until he gets in the outie first.
Fuck is you talking about? Because he want to stay on one part that he write in. You know what the fuck the general conversation was about.
So the general conversation is, nigga, for the last month, two months, generally, I bought a water that cost more than yours. Why the fuck would you lean on it one day that I didn't? General man, Mr.
General man, that wasn't the bet, though. Because that was the premise of the conversation.
No, that's your premise. Antoine is not going to bring in the same quality of water and consume it at the same click for two months.
And I did, though. He did have the green bottle already in the fridge.
I bought better water than yours and more. And Polar Spring.
You win, bro. You semantics Larry.
Like I said, you fucking loophole. What is wrong with me saying you brought in a Polar Spring? You got it, bro.
You did. So act like a fucking Polar Spring nigga.
You did. Don't come to me and act like you fucking alkaline fucking Larry.
Act polar spring when you talk to me, nigga. You got it.
You sound like a fucking idiot. Fuck that bet.
You sound like a fucking idiot, nigga. I know.
All right. I just hate it when you guys fight.
This shit's the best, yo. Because it takes nothing to get in there.
Nothing. Yo.
It don't matter. It don't matter.
It don't matter. Turn it up.
This shit is great, bro. Yo, these niggas argue about what? Yes.
80 years old. Alkaline, nigga.
I'm telling you something. Yo, that's the wildest sentence I've ever heard in my life.
80 years old, it's going to be the same shit. For real.
No, no. How you talking about the Poland Spring niggas at 80? I'm not going to tell you that.
At 80 years old? I'm protecting my fucking peace. You ain't protecting your stomach, nigga.
You just ate a chicken, pork, egg, and cheese from the corner.

Now, Poland Spring too good for you, too bad for you.

You ate a fucking ham.

Sliced ham from the corner.

I'm sorry.

Enough of that.

I think that's one of the best sandwiches in New Jersey, but we can talk about it another time.

Rosalie and a...

What's that?

Taylor ham?

Johnson ham.

That shit is from our Taylor ham.

Talk about Williams ham.

We've got to go. We great.
All right. That shit is amazing, bro.
You really is. It's a talent.
Come on. Y'all just know each other's buttons.
Niggas activate like that. I like that little bullshit.
That wasn't even us activated though. I see the worst.
Y'all ain't fully. Everyone's head flows flew off at some point in the argument.
So that's up there. I want to pretend to though.
I want to just making it look dramatic. He wasn't pretending.
Yes, he was. No.

No, this was bad.

That was a two-one.

When he jumped up

on that one leg

and was like,

out of my nigga!

I think what the fuck?

I knew it was up then, man.

He don't say something

that's like he's thinking.

I said what I had to say.

I let it go.

I don't repeat myself, nigga.

Let it go, nigga.

Do the right thing.

It's over, brother.

Are you paying yet?

No.

The bet ain't over.

Wait. It was two months from the end of February.
So March and April. No, but if he's...
All right. I'm out of business.
Yeah, that's safe. The bed is that he has to do the same thing every day, right? I mean, the bed is whatever he say it is.
So you're busy. Don't do that, Joe.
Don't do that reverse psychology. Now he's making a thing.
He frees out the bed. He trying to get the big thing of eggs.
I ain't thinking. What are you talking about? Joe said, I weigh my ass with it.
He said, I do too. Y'all niggas rich, rich.
Yeah, he goes. He wipe their ass for $2,000.
And I don't. And I was mad in Balenciaga the other day that they had one-ply toilet tissue.
What? They got one-ply in Balenciaga? That don't come from Balenciaga. That come from whoever the cleaning company is.
Wherever it comes from is wrong. The niggas, that'd be stuck.
Wherever it comes from is wrong. Did you say something to them? No.
That's just on them. Yo, you took a shit in Balenciaga.
I'm a second. Just to complain, you got to admit you took a shit.
As a dude, you got to admit you took a shit. I made your calls, man.
Listen, I'm not against that, my nigga. I don't get me clear.
Well, I actually know you're wrong because I didn't take A shit in Balenciaga. Multiple shit.
I didn't take A shit in Balenciaga. I love that bathroom.
No, be clear. I'm not against that.
I love that bathroom. I'm not against that.
There's worse places to shit. Don't let me find a public bathroom I like.
I'm going in there. Target on River Oak.
My niggas. Shit.
Y'all shit in Target? That shit like home. Shit, that bathroom downstairs is fucking and you sit on the toilet? I'm going in there.
Target on River Oak. My niggas.
Shit. Y'all shit in Target? That shit like home.

Shit, that bathroom downstairs.

It ain't a bad bathroom.

And you sit on the toilet?

That bathroom downstairs. That bathroom downstairs.

Well, it has that little

paper thing that you can do.

That bathroom downstairs is V1.

You know how many days

I've been going home like,

screw it.

You blowing it up now.

Now it's going to be hot.

What?

It's hot when I leave anyway.

I'll be down there.

I'll be down there, nigga.

Comfy.

It's nice and comfy.

Hell yeah.

You were also in the Target bathroom,

mom, first boy?

No, downstairs, nigga.

Oh, okay.

Big stall.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Turn the lights off, nigga.

The best bathroom in the world.

Oh, you hold it in, right, Doc?

Or I hover.

Y'all be chilling like

you're all dog in the seat.

Hold on, I'm going to sit.

I'm going to make the biggest

pallet on that seat. That shit going to feel like this.
What? Nigga, you sit on the seat naked? I got toilet covers. I didn't even say that.
Do I sit on the seat naked in the public bathroom? No. I have toilet covers.
You're right. See, toilet covers don't be enough.
You Balenciaga? You naked? You raw dog in the street, Balenciaga? Raw ass? You go raw in Balenciaga? You a heathen, dude. Niggas love white businesses.
Oh, shit. You think they're...
You gave Balenciaga your whole ass. But they gave you single block.
They also have cleaning utensils in there. Like, you can spray it down.
Do they have a bidet? I ain't trying to... I don't know how to work.
Hold on, hold on. I would think...
It's a nice bathroom in there. They got a thing where you can spray the seats.
Yes, it's a nice bathroom in there they got a thing where you can spray the seat yes it's a nice bathroom in Balenciaga that's kind of fire that's fire to have you clean your y'all in there cleaning the toilets in Balenciaga yes I've done it before I sat on the seat naked I've done it yes that's what it looked like I would before I sat on the seat naked Mark's a bougie shitter I am a bougie shitter I got I mean I will lay the toilet paper if it's an emergency but usually usually I just hover. You don't drink coffee, do you?

Yeah, I drink coffee.

I own a coffee shop.

Time out.

Time to be a boozy shitter

when the coffee gets in.

All right, guys.

Enough on our shit styles.

All right, we did it.

We did it.

I'm hearing that Taylor Swift

will be starring

in a new version of The Bodyguard.

Stop it. What bodyguard? Yes.
The Whitney Houston, Kevin Costner bodyguard. Wait, are they going to flip it? Who's Kevin Costner going to be? Yeah, who's the bodyguard? Michael B.
Jordan. Johnny the Major.
Probably. Probably.
They were talking about it. Remaking it.
I think that is blasphemy. It is.
Jonathan Major can't go in no bathroom in no weird at all. With no white girl.
Oh, you think they're going to let him be close to Wayne? He already had an episode. Holy shit.
Get a whiff of running, nigga. What? Would you have Jonathan Majorors on Hot and Bothered? Yeah.
Of course. Of course I would.
Oh, slow down now. Megan Goods, I'll do it.
She can come too. You want that? Flippity flip! But, so Taylor Swift is going to play it.
She's really tall, so they'd have to have somebody equally as like a little taller than her so i would say true and black if they're gonna do that they're gonna flip it bodyguards don't have to be taller than you well in this yeah in this let's just are y'all trying to do like a real movie or a comedy like me oh it should be travis kelsey i want a real one one. She ain't going to be kissing Matt Damon.
It should be a black guy. Aaron Pierre.
It should be a shorter black guy. Kevin Hart.
Oh, well then that would make a fucking joke. I'm watching that movie.
I want that one. I want to see that.
Front row. Cat Williams.
Man, I ain't even get to what the funniest part would be to me. What? Let Taylor Swift do I Will Always Love You.
I'm here for it. She going to smoke it.
Swifties unite. She going what? You're a Swifty? You're a Swifty? I hear a lot of judgment in that question.
Yeah, there is. There's a lot of judgment.
A lot of judgment. A lot of judgment.
You dress like a fucking Swifty. That's fine.
That's fine. Look, Taylor Swift is super talented.
And she's made some great albums. I like Folklore more than some of the mainstream albums.
Oh, shit. He's really getting into his Swiftism.
Take it away. And the play is gone.
But I'm not... Shake it off.
You know the song. You don't want to know the song.
I do. My daughter loves the song.
Go daughter loves the song Go ahead Just your daughter Yeah my girl don't fuck with that But you But you I know the song You know the remix You know all that shit Taylor Swift is super talented Yes I like her music I'm not like a stan But I do like her music And I think she gets Too much criticism I think she gets Way too many awards She's one of the people That gets so many awards That people start hating on hers if she's giving them to herself. I ain't mad at her because she gets awards that she don't deserve.
You know what I mean? But I think she'd be great in The Bodyguard. The Bodyguard was made for a pop singer.
It was for Diana Ross first. Do you listen to it in the little compact car you're renting? Like real loud? Yeah.
The Gala? Right. By the way, it's not even a Gala.
It's a Mirage. I realized when I got downstairs.
Oh, that's the little one.

Wow.

That's why y'all was so surprised it was so big.

It looked like a smart car.

I feel like this contradicts your wallow point.

Uh-oh.

Which part?

I feel like there's a way to say what you're saying right now in a different way, right?

Like, it's important for black actresses to have prominent roles in blockbuster movies.

And now you're just fine with Taylor Swift taking it?

You know why?

Because the

because

She's not an actor.

Here's why.

Here's why.

Because I support

I'm like yo

I believe in black men

and support black men.

When the movie was first made

the first question.

Yeah I see.

When the movie was made

it was for Ryan

I don't think so.

When it was made

yeah

when the script

it's the opposite.

When the script was written

it was for Ryan O'Neal

and Diana Ross

so that's what it became

in the 70s.

The script was written,

it was for Ryan O'Neal

and Diana Ross.

So that's what it became

in the 70s.

The script was written

like 40, 50 years ago.

Hollywood wouldn't make it.

Why do you have

this information in your dad?

No, he's the best.

No, he's the best.

So they keep making the films,

right?

But the idea was always

that there'd be a racial

back, you know,

opposite race thing.

So they've done it

with black women two times.

So I'm saying,

if you have,

if they keep that pattern going,

now you got a white woman,

so now a black back, you know, opposite race thing. So they've done it for black women two times.
I'm saying if you have, if they keep that pattern going, now you got a white woman. So now a black man finally gets a chance to represent on the mainstream.
They could go Black Panther too and do Namor. They could, but I think they're not.
I think they're going to go with a big, strong black man, a Jonathan Majors, a Michael B. Jordan.
Aaron Pierre. What are you talking about from Latin Panther? Yeah, he's trying to say to go brown instead of black.

But I'm saying like,

but who's the black Kevin Costner,

right?

That might be.

Man, they get The Rock

to do that.

Wait, hold up.

He's black?

Hold up.

There's a black man right there.

Yo, you know how many people

listen to this broadcast?

Why do you keep saying

Tiana Taylor's man?

Aaron Pierre.

No, she said Aaron Pierre

named like 77 times.

Why are you saying

Tiana Taylor's man's name?

Because he's an actor

before he's her man.

That ain't true.

Who said that?

Okay, ask him.

Thank you. Taylor's man's name.
Because he's an actor before he's her man. That ain't true.

Who said that?

Okay, ask him.

Oh, you ask him?

Do you want to be defined

by your relationship

or the work that you put out?

Depends on who you're

in a relationship with.

A lot of motherfuckers

got definitions

with their name in it.

Tiana is fucking amazing.

So if you saw,

what's his name?

Aaron Perry? Aaron Perry?

Aaron Perry.

I don't know if I ain't singing the J-Hud song.

Aaron Perry.

So if you saw him, that's what you ask him?

What?

Like how he wants to be defined by your job or by that bitch?

Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm not putting it like that at all.

All right, now.

That's right, get out of there.

I'm not putting it like that at all right now okay fine AP

All right. All right.

Keep playing.

Keep playing.

All right, girl.

Keep playing.

Keep playing.

Keep playing.

I'm thinking about younger.

You ain't learned, huh?

I'm thinking about younger.

Keep from Harlem, nigga.

If we go, maybe if we go home.

That brownstone shit you was sitting on the brownstone, nigga, you get kicked right off

that brownstone, boy.

OK.

Rolling down.

I'm joking.

Come on.

Anyways.

Sorry, man. If she, if we go older, more distinguished, black men.
Idris. Oh, that's a good one.
Idris would be great. Marshall.
Blair Underwood would be great. Mahers.
Fuck that guy He listens

Oh y'all don't like him now?

No I love him

I don't see him

Doing this role

Beneath him?

Actually he'd be

All jokes aside

He would be a good bodyguard

He's tall

He's all the things

He's all the things

All the things you want

In that Kevin Costner role

He is all the things

He is

He's all the things

He filled my whole box

Wow

He filled my whole box. There you go.
Wow. Yo.
He filled my whole box. He's all the big in the world.
My nigga, you can't beat him. What's up with you, Mark? What? I'm comfortable with myself.
I'm just saying, some niggas, I know, I know. He tall, you can reach up.
I know big man. You just join him.
Pick him up off the ground a little bit. Yeah.
I don't know if he would do that role. If you can't beat him join him type shit I saw some recently that said He wanted to be a podcaster Everybody want to be a podcaster Why you scratch your eyes for nigga? It's allergy season You got space for him? You got space for him? You got space for him Lord? Me? No.
I'm happy with my cast. No, no, no.
You got... That nigga come up here and Mark...
Mark will go from part of the month to squatter, nigga. Get the fuck out.
Mark might have to end him. You got to kill that nigga, Mark.
You drink this. Right.
Oh, shit. You know, MailTurtle, you quit.
Hey, Mashaun. Hi.
Oh, nigga, she went with no phone. Is Ali your last name? It's fucked up how a woman would do that.
Mel Ali. And she don't care.
One thing about her, she don't care. I wouldn't turn on Mark.
Mel, you turn quick. You're a turn.
You're a turn, Colette. Mel would never turn on me.
I would never turn on you. I know too much.
No, I'm just kidding. Facts.
I just have made it clear that I have a... Hold on, wait.
Yeah, I'm skating right over that. I've just made it clear that like, you know, I like his face and body of work.
You gonna learn, brother. When I sit through to call him up, somebody gonna fuck you up.
Stop. They can't be here with shit you be saying.
No, no, treat you like the A they gonna treat you the A team no no no don't stop me don't stop me any who's any who's moving right along even though that was funny I wanted to stay there but I'd be viewed away Joe is everyone here familiar with the Carmelo Anthony story? Yes. The basketball player.

Indeed.

The young black man that they arrested for the murder of Austin Metcalf.

Austin Metcalf.

Who his bail was a million dollars.

And recently the judge, black lady judge, shout out to her, reduced it to 250.

And now he's been released.

On house arrest.

Yes, he's on house arrest.

He's on house arrest.

This story, there's a new fact that we find out new facts about this story every week um there's a lot of outrage behind it uh where does everybody here stand what's the new fact that's what we need to know first well uh every week there's been a new fact uh about where this fight, who started it, who was supposed to be in that section of the school. Like who was in the right, who was in the wrong.
Just new facts. I think for me, the first part about it for me is about the bail.
Reducing the bail, I think, is important. And this is a reminder to black people, especially, I'll say even just activists

and social justice-minded people,

but also black people,

bail is not a punishment.

A lot of times we root for the people

we don't like to get high bails.

Like when a cop shoots somebody,

give them $10 million bail,

give them $50 million bail.

The point of bail is not to be a punishment.

You're innocent until proven guilty.

And for every killer cop that gets an exorbitant bail,

for every white racist that gets an exorbitant bail,

thousands of our children get bails that are so high

Thank you. And for every killer cop that gets an exorbitant bail, for every white racist that gets an exorbitant bail, thousands of our children get bails that are so high that we can't get out.
80% of people in jail around America are there, not because of any threat to safety, not because of any mental illness issue, not because of bureaucratic issue. 80% of the people in jails around this country are there because they don't have enough money for bail.
I'm not talking about prison, I'm talking about jail. This is before trial, before you've been convicted.
That means 80% of the people who are in jail are there because they're too poor to not be in jail. It's the Khalif Browder, right? The Khalif Browder is a perfect example.
They're literally too poor to not be in jail. And that is a crisis.
So the next time y'all root for the cop that kills somebody or the crazy person that does some awful shit to just get root for bail, understand that that same thing is going to happen to your children or somebody like Carmelo Anthony who from what I see was dealing with something that's far more complicated than what the initial news story and initial police reports were saying. So let me ask you, I disagree with Mark's point.
The judges do use bail as punishment. I'm saying they shouldn't.
No, but you said it's not being issued as punishment. It shouldn't be.
No, I'm saying bail is not a punishment. Theoretically.
Yes. Oh, okay, okay.
Judges use all time. They definitely use that shit as punishment.
We've seen same judge, same court, same this, same that, same charge. And one person's bail would be a million dollars.
Somebody else's bail would be a hundred. I told you, they gave my brother a million dollars.
You gave what I'm saying? But your brother got it. But what I'm saying...
Not that brother. I'm joking, I'm joking.
But, so we've definitely seen that shit be used as punishment and I think that... Against us.
Puff. Puff ain't no...
Well, it could be a flight risk, but you get what I'm saying? Like, some of that shit is a little crazy. And here's the other thing.
Statistics show that an exorbitant bail doesn't really make people more likely to come back to court. You get what I'm saying? So it doesn't even work for the thing they say it's for.
They're like, oh, if you owe this much, you'll definitely come back to court. People who don't come to court don't come to court.
They're not coming to court. That's true.
Alright, so that's the bail aside. The other piece of it is, I think, again, there's always a rush to judgment.
And I get social media has an impulse, and even news reports now. There was a time when there were only three news channels.
You had time to work a story and develop a story and get the facts on a story. Now the goal is not to get the story right.
It's to get the story first. And sell it.
Yeah. And getting the story first almost always happens at the detriment of the victims.
And in this case, the victim might be Carmella. So I'm not saying just the person who gets killed.
I'm saying whoever's being wronged, the less information we have, the more easy it is for them to fly under the radar. So I think, again, this is just a reminder, as Joe was saying, every week new facts come out.
And those new facts make this a whole different story than what people thought it was initially. That's all.
So what was the initial perception? That this black kid killed this white kid because he accidentally moved. He didn't belong in that section that he was sitting in.
And basically that he was being a bully. The black kid being the bully? Of course.
That was the initial. That the black kid was just being a hooligan.
And now? Because all the story was is black kid murders white kid in Texas. And in Texas, it's hard to fucking leave.

We're in Texas.

So as the details continued to come out, it was like, okay, he wasn't a bully.

Oh, shit.

It wasn't just the white boy.

It was the white boy and his brother.

Oh, shit.

These guys are six-halves tall.

Oh, shit.

He wasn't supposed to be right there.

And that's what I mean.

Facts just keep coming.

I wanted to report on this weeks ago, but too many facts were coming out. So I'm like, let me slow down here.
To be responsible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's Texas. The story basically is just about a black man's right to defend himself in Texas.
Right. Which doesn't exist, right? Texas and Florida love...
The Stand Your Ground law. Stand Your Ground.
Until a black person. The castle doctrine.
Until shit. Yep, until you're black.
Until you're black and the victim is white yep they were showing like Carmelo Anthony with pictures with guns and stuff like that and then people came out and showed the brothers with guns and stuff like that so they were trying to just paint him as some sort of bad character and that's what the media media does. The media will immediately go to that.
And shout out to the people that came forward. And shout out to the young man that lost his life as well.
Of course. Right? Like that's important as they clear up the facts of the man.
Oh, Mark, don't get fucked. I mean, it depends on what he did.
I need more information to know if I'm shouting about it. Okay, Mark, easy.
If you instigate a fight that leads to a death sequence, I'm not necessarily feeling sorry for you. But what if it was the other way around? But we don't know that just yet.
I said I need more information to make a decision about how I feel about him. What if it was the other way around? What do you mean? What if the black kid got killed by the white kid? Would you feel the same? And the black kid, like, jumped him or started him? We don't know at the moment.
Again, I'm not saying they did that. I'm saying I need more information to make a judgment on how I feel about that death.
That's all I'm saying. If somebody stuck you up and you shot them, am I supposed to feel bad about the person trying to stick you up? You be confusing me.
I don't know the story. I'm saying I don't know what really happened.
So I'm not wanting people to be like rest in peace to everybody involved. I believe in violence.
I don't believe in nonviolence. And equality when it comes to women.
Okay, no, no. We're getting somewhere in there.
All right. I believe in violence.
I believe in violence, right? I don't believe in peace as the ultimate answer to everything. I don't believe in nonviolence as an overarching philosophy.
So Malcolm X. Well, let me land with what I was trying to say first.
Sorry. I was trying to say, well, I'm going to say rest in peace to the young man because I never want to see a life lost no matter what happens.
Especially a child. As a dad, like, yeah, so I want to start with rest in peace to the young man but why you may see some black people uh feeling better about this than we normally do when these stories break is because they typically have a really sorry ending uh fatal fatal ending for the black person involved true that's a fact like two things could be true and i think a lot of people were really just happy go ahead and no and then after the black person is fatally injured the white person typically gets a slap on the wrist or some don't really really suffer for for for their actions we gotta go that that to go that far.
It was the two black brothers

that was killed in the sundown town.

What was that?

In Georgia that the cops

were saying that the whole town

was saying they was on their way

to the airport

and the cops said they detoured

and they had the gun on them

and there were all types of lies

on these two kids.

Two young kids.

Two brothers, right?

Yeah.

It don't stop. So I think it's a two-part.
Like, yo, if you did some bullshit and they gave you life, it would give people a little bit of reassurance. When they get 18 months and then get 12 of that suspended, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like, that shit be trash.
That's the trash part. Like, when the cops do some bullshit, they don't ever get to suffer any consequence.
Right. You know what I'm saying? It's rare.
Even if they get, you know what the maximum is for cops? Five years. I think George Floyd's killer got a little bit.
He got 10, right? He got a little bit more. Derek Chauvin? Derek Chauvin.
But to your point, that took a whole nationwide movement. No, he got roofed, because he got the federal and the state church.
What I'm saying? But it a whole nation to watch the shit and it happened during a pandemic to get that kind of verdict. I mean, he's just right.
It just takes so much to get justice. And that's why I don't lose no sleep over there.
Showman got 21. 21.
Yeah. Children, you know, I don't like that.
So real quick, you brought up, we don't know the update on the brothers that got killed. We don't know the update or anything.
There was an update. There was an update.
I think they may be investigating now or viewing it as a homicide. Nobody believed the story of these two young black boys unalived themselves on the way to the airport.
They had a gun. It's crazy.
So I think they are investigating it as a homicide. We can look that up to fact check it because it is important.
And I'm going off my memory, but I watch a lot of news. So my memory is kind of good with that.
Also, Kyron Lacey, rest in peace. Yes.
Let's get all of the sad news out of the way. Kyron Lacey is the star wide receiver who got in that car accident in December where someone lost their life and he fled the scene.
And they're saying that now they're reporting that there was an argument, allegedly, because it's too early, but they're reporting that there was an argument, there was a high-speed chase, and that he unalived himself at the end of it. I don't know that to be factual, but that is what's being reported.
It's still rest in peace. For sure.
Even without all the facts. That's the easy rest in peace for me.
That one's crazy. I just want to be careful of reporting that people unalived.
We don't know. You said it right.
This is what they're reporting. Yeah, they put that on the two young black boys that was headed so let's just wait and see but rest in peace to Kyrie Lacey extremely sad story from what I'm hearing an amazing person and highly regarded first round great potential first-round pick right just sad just that all around the board just oh good so we talk about sad stuff we move to something a little bit more upbeat? Sure.
There's been this thing going on on the internet and I've heard some reports that it may not be true but I think it's still worth talking about either way, right? There was a person who made a cake for her birthday party. The cake said happy birthday and then on the cake it said, best pussy

ever. They said her dude made

that cake for her. Her dude made it for her.

Right. Her dude made it for her.

So, she's grown.

She's grown.

Are they together? Yeah.

It's her boyfriend.

A little ha-ha moment.

That ain't the issue.

So, the girl

gets a text message

from her dad

Thank you. little ha ha moment.
That ain't the issue. That ain't the issue, right? So the girl gets a text message from her dad who was at the party.
And she sends this message to her dad saying, I wanted to wait till after everyone left to ask, why did you get mad and leave? It was a gathering for my birthday and it hurt my feelings to see you just up and leave. He writes back, China, spelled C-H-Y-N-A, which, to me, answers all these questions.
That shit was highly disrespectful. I'm sorry.
If you name China with a Y, you have to have certain expectations. There's a ceiling.
You can't do that, man. Have you ever...
Come on, talk to China. China, yes, China.
China. Why are you saying it like that? China.
I said it with the word, nigga. China, that shit was highly disrespectful.
The cake, I mean, your mother and I were there, and that's the cake your friend decided to pick up. That was very distasteful.
You're still my little girl at the end of the day. She says, it wasn't that deep.
I just feel like you're being dramatic as always. It's obvious you don't like him.
Was the cake in the shape of her vagina? No, it was a shake of a cake. It was written on there.
It just said best pussy. You have a lot of flip questions too on the low.
On the low you do. Legit, it could have been a cake in the shape of a fucking vagina.
What? It could have been tits, ass.

You should just,

watch this.

He says,

it's not about not liking someone, China.

It's about decent

damn respect.

You think your father

wants to eat a birthday cake

that showcases how good

his daughter's private part is?

No.

Hell no.

He puts it in caps.

She writes back,

I still don't understand

why you're mad.

It was just a joke,

but okay.

I'm 27.

Not a child.

He said it's about respect, China. Look, we'll talk more about it tomorrow.
She said there's nothing left to talk about, honestly. Now, again, some of the internet people are saying that this is manufactured.
But either way, I'm curious. No.
No way. Pops is overreacting, man.
Hell, is it? No, even if the internet, even if this is manufactured. It's still a conversation.
Right, it's still a conversation. Right, it's still a conversation.
I don't want to get facts at later. I don't care.
Now I'm with the father on this one. She's 27 years old.
I want to know where the girl dads are on this. I don't give a fuck.
I'm shutting up. I don't give a fuck.
You can't, yo, listen. You don't do no shit like that.
Not when I'm there. Don't highlight my daughter's private parts or how good it is.
Who the fuck you think you are? Even 10 years from now. I don't give a fuck.
Have some respect. I wouldn't do that to your parents.
Yo, dog, you could be 40 and your mother and father at the party and the nigga gives you a take that says the best dick sucker ever or the best head ever. That's a little different.
That's a little different. That's a little different.
That's a little different. That's a little different.
That's a little different. No, it's not.
Yes, it is. It's the exact same thing.
Dick sucker is way more flavoring. No, it is not.
It's the exact same thing Dick sucker is way more flagrant No it is not Dick sucker is way more flagrant It's the same thing Still more flagrant The best head ever Fellatio would have been better Yeah Still work Let's keep it to this cake Let's keep it right where we're at It is not the same It's the same I'm opposed to that Can y'all have the fight please I'm opposed to that I just believe in decency Again when she came home, that's something different. That's different.
Completely different. But if you had a cake in a public spot and my family is here, my older aunts and shit like that, I think that shit is disrespectful.
You come from a family of older people, man. Don't do that.
We don't stand with that. You wouldn't like nobody doing no shit like that.
Oh, yeah. I think it's disrespectful.
Oh, yeah. I think it's disrespectful.
Don't do that to me. I think that...
It's like, okay. Okay, okay.
I think it's disrespectful, but at the same token, I do think that dad is going a little too far. What, leave him? He'd leave the party.
Oh, I want to see you in 22 years. Listen, I might change then.
I'm talking about right now, I'm just looking at that situation. What would you do? You stay? I don't know.
I can see not eating the cake. I wouldn't eat a slice.
I'm definitely not eating the cake. I'm about to say, would you eat the cake?

I'm not eating no cake.

No, no, thank you.

I don't want no cake.

I'm going to have a little attitude in the cut.

Like, man, come on.

And the wife was there, too.

Come on, man.

So it's not just the dad.

The mother and the father were there?

Come on.

So do you eat the cake-ish?

I would have left like the father.

Oh, you left.

You stay, but don't eat the cake.

The age to me, like, again, if she was 18, even though that's still grown by today, I have more of a problem. She damn near 30, B.
So I'm not tripping as bad. Damn near 30.
You don't feel disrespected. So your man should be close to 30.
I'm not going to feel disrespected. Her man should be close to 30.
Her man should have some decency and some respect. That's my personal opinion.
I'm with you in that. I'm not disrespected by that.
He said girl dads. Now I want to know what the non-girl dads do.
I was thinking, those of you who can make boys, what do you say? Oh, that's me. Pardon me.
You just didn't let me get through. I don't think there's any wrong answer in this.
True. I think that if she's 27, then it's time to start separating the birthday celebration that mom and dad can come to.
For sure. Versus the ones that's for me and my friends to wild out and act the way we act.
If she knew that dad was coming and clearly by what she's saying to him in the text, he's been a tight ass. Right.
This is not a surprise. He been on...
I'm getting that from what she said to him. Yeah.
She said you're overreacting like you always do. Right.
And it sounds like the boyfriend might be a comedian. It gotta be somebody's job to mediate this thing.
To break the ice. Or...
Or... You know what it sounds like? It sounds like a generational disconnect.
Because the shit that she's saying, yo, you ODing as you always do. He might be looking at that shit like, no, I'm not ODing.
It's just certain shit that we did in my day that y'all do today that's disrespectful. Or it could be considered disrespectful by somebody in that age.
I agree with the dad, but not for the same reasons as the girl dads. If I'm a dad and I'm in that spot, I don't think that somebody should be put, even if true about my daughter on a cake for a party to see.
I'm saying that. That's the generational shit.
The young ones, they'll do that it's a decency thing that's funny to them haha yeah girl that's funny let me ask you is this gendered at all and I'm not saying it is I'm genuinely curious like for example if your son's girlfriend writes best dick ever is a bad idea it's a bad idea it's a bad idea but see women know that so women so women would never put best dick ever on the best dick ever's birthday cake. To be clear, this is a birthday party and not like an engagement party or something.
Right, it's just a birthday party. I think that might adjust as well.
China not doing that. Black girls ain't doing that.
They're not doing that. That was just you that ran into our house.
Stop, stop, stop. Stop it.
Either way, it's fucked up. You agree it's fucked up.
Yes. Would you be embarrassed by that? You're 45.
Yes. You're 45 years old.
I'm not. Or 44, pardon me.
Respect me. I didn't know, nigga.
It's a long five months. Look, right? How would your mom feel if one of your female friends did that?

No, I'm saying.

If one of your female friends did that.

I didn't want to use me because me and my mom were kind of close.

My mom, you know.

I mean, you just told me.

You know.

Listen to what I was about to say.

And your mother is one of the more open-minded, younger, prospective-

My mom wouldn't care, but she would judge the girl.

Exactly.

Right.

My mom wouldn't care that you did that yet.

Exactly.

But she would judge the girl.

Yeah, and she'll tell you later, Joey.

I can hear right now.

Joey. Deadass.
Yeah. What are we talking about? And again, your mother and your father are more open-minded.
They're more current. Progressive, yeah.
Progressive. I agree.
So that's what I'm saying. I think you still look at that shit with a level of decorum that the person's lacking.
They wouldn't walk out though, would they? I also wouldn't let, this is going to sound stupid. Do you.
My parents ain't leaving. Their parents ain't leaving.
They gonna stay to see if there's more shit they need to judge. Oh, that's true.
My parents are staying. You stupid enough to do that? You might be stupid enough to do some more shit.
Also though, just on some nigga shit, I'm not letting people surprise me with a cake at my birthday party. True.
I'm never letting that happen. He hates surprises.
Especially if my parents and shit is here. What y'all ain't doing birthday cake shit? What we thinking? You think you're getting a black ass? You get some white titties.
A white ass in here for my birthday. I'm not letting nobody do that.
It was the thought that counts. No, it wasn't the thought that counts.
I thought I was getting a black ass. It was our money that counted.
I thought I was paying for it. Hold on, hold on.
I'm not even talking about the money part, which I still can't wrap my mind around. It's easy to wrap your mind around.
We got scammed. That's it.
I ain't going to say you got scammed, but you definitely got burned. You definitely got burned.
Okay, can you finish your thought? Who are you talking to? She thought she was getting a black ass, a fat ass in the cake. But you, I mean, you got little white teeth.
You got some little ass white butt. I'm gonna...
You opened the box, but you opened the box, right? Before you brought it in. It's the thought that count.
By that point, it was too fucking late. But you, so you brought it in and had to bring something.
It was very short notice. Wasn't my money.
Nobody had decided to do fuck all for his fucking birthday. Fucking birthday.
So I, that was the prevailing attitude. So you crowdsourced.
So I crowdsourced and decided not only that to like also order food. GoFundMeal.
That's not true. Yeah.
That's the thing she's saying. Is that correct? Which part? It's not true.
You don't have a microphone so whatever. Whatever you're saying doesn't even fucking matter.
Corey's off mic. Corey's off mic saying that other things were done.
I'm not saying it's true. I'm just so the audience knows what's happening.
There was other desserts. I remember it pretty clearly.
Forget the desserts. We got lunch that fucking day.
The fucking bread pudding, the wings, all the fries. That shit came that day too.
From you? Yes. Did you pay for it? Yes.
How much did that total? All of it together was like $800. Mel, are you a crackhead? What are you saying right now? You're saying including the cost of the cake.
Yes. How much was the cake? It was like five something.
So you said you spent three and then they spent five. No, that's not what she's saying.
I crowdsourced. Ish, ish, please.
I crowdsourced. So you spent nothing.
I crowdsourced. I put in a hundred.
You put what? Oh my God. I crowdsourced.
You took your 100.

Why are we back on this?

Yo, yo, yo.

Why are we back on this?

Yo, yo, yo.

Let's get back to it.

Let's get back to it.

Why can't we just get back

to the fucking topic?

I would not let,

I try not to let people

surprise me.

Surprise cake me.

Yeah.

For reasons like that.

Because you end up.

Yeah, unless we had

Johnny Rockets or some shit

where they gonna come out

and sing a song

with the little

cake and pie.

Yeah.

Hey, shit. Yeah, yeah.
Then I'll play like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think I think Ish would get a good cake. I think Free would get a good cake.
I don't think Ish would get a good cake. I do.
I think Ish would plan to get a good cake and wait too late to get the cake. And get the fuck the ones for Carvel? And then be like, yo, dog, I was going to get you a cake, but I caught them motherfuckers too late and I couldn't get a cake.
But not even if Ish got the cake. He ain't walking in the...
He came to my birthday party when it was over. I mean, that was a great time to get cake.
Like, if he bought the cake at like 1 a.m. Yo, niggas always exaggerate, yo.
Yo, what's wrong with your brain, my nigga? I came in there when it was over. Yes.
Y'all just said, yes. You can't eat, but not with it.
It was late. It wasn't over.
I know, and it was over. I kept it going.
I paid for overtime because my man just got here. That's what we all talking about.
Them niggas hadn't got a salad when I got there. The food did come out late in my birthday party.
They can't get an appetizer yet. I think I'm doing catering this time.
Oh, that's good. I think I'm going to just pick a spot and do catering this time.
That'd be fine. Let's hit a miss.
Black caterer? For sure. I just want to make sure.
Who else want to be? Stick it to the script. Let me not front like I don't hire a good lady.
That's my catering. That's another one where I'm on my wallow shit.
You turned 45, though. So what does that mean? You still going to do a party? Yeah, I'm saying to eat at the party.
Still have a catering. Yo, you should call my cousin.
It's so funny. Remember when I first came in, we was talking about, you know, what my cousin do cousin do Ponds giving Because somebody might smash my cousin Turns out she's cooked for you before Oh fuck I thought you were about to say Turns out she's Turned down She's smashable Turned down It turns out She's ready Yes I actually I was 50-50 with you already did Oh shit I don't know I was Wait you said she cooked She said, yeah, I cooked for him in Miami.
Oh, she gave neck bones. Oh, shit.
I said, I said, I said. She cooked the ice.
She didn't watch the show. She was just like, you tell Joe I said hi.
I was like, how the fuck do you know Joe? What's your cousin's name? Chef Santiago. Oh, yeah.
That tracks. Y'all said that's racist.
No, that's you. There's a word for some of that with Joe.
No, no, no. She ended up cooking for Kyrie.
I think she had Kyrie. No, I know exactly who you was talking about.
I bet you do. Yeah, she was like, yeah, tell Joe I said hi.
She said, you know, I used to cook for him. I cooked for him in Miami one time.
Yeah, and she smoked that shit at the sitar. Uh-huh.
Pan-American? It's just food, Mark. Yo.
Uh-huh. It was just food.
Ham hocks, yams. Mm-hmm.
Yams. Yams.
Yams. Yams.
Yo. Nah, I love her.
That's my people. I know.
We know. We know.
Anyway. What were you trying to say? Yo.
Girl, you just opened up a wine. What the fuck? What are you doing? Nigga with the turkey leg hut.
You opening up wine? Nigga brought wine. Yo, do you do this? Look, she brought a wine bottle and popped it open during the broadcast.
Yo, you snitching. I don't give a fuck, nigga.
I don't give a fuck. That's snitching.
Why you be on male body like that? As much as you get up and go do one walk to the side,

and leave for 40 minutes, male can't do it.

I'm about to do it again, nigga.

Keep hyping everybody up, nigga.

And that nigga.

I'm going to do it again, nigga.

Fuck you, nigga.

What are you talking about, nigga?

I'm trying to be respectful, man.

Chill out.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry yesterday for your doctor.

Oh, you thought you'd get me?

You thought I was that, boy?

That's fire.

I'm a fan of that, nigga. More good stuff.
Press it again. Oh That's fire

All right, let's go man else we What else we got? What else we got? What else we got here? Y'all watch Black Mirror yet? Yes. Sorry.
Emphatically. I mean, I watched the first two episodes.
The first two episodes were really good. Yeah.
The first episode. I had to take a break after the first two episodes because that shit was a lot.
What season is this? Seven. And it's six episodes?

Yeah.

Maybe that sounds about right.

Yeah.

Good.

Yeah.

I'm still on one.

I fell asleep last night.

One is fucked up.

One is fucked up. I didn't get there.

I could tell it's going.

And I didn't finish it.

Oh, okay.

So don't always watch it.

All right.

No.

Okay, all right.

I guess we can wait to talk about it.

But I do hear that this Black Mirror

is a lot better than Last Black Mirror.

It's definitely.

A thousand percent. Which I absolutely hate it.
A thousand percent. It's definitely better.
There's a couple of them to me that. You watched the whole season already? All of them, yeah.
Oh, you jumped. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to, since we're talking shows, I want to thank y'all.
Yellowstone was absolutely. Super fire.
Y'all were right. I love when y'all give me a show and I'm like, yeah, y'all was right on that one.
I'm in. I'm in the last season now and good looks.
That shit's amazing. I couldn't do it.
You gotta try it again. You? I couldn't do it because the first 10 minutes there's a fucking horse dying and I just couldn't get past it.
Oh yeah, impact. You watch shit when people die.
Yeah, that's right. Fuck the, she care more about animals.
Yes, yes, yes. Fuck these humans.
Yeah, she don't care She care more about animals.

Yes, yes. Fuck these humans.

Yeah, she don't care about animals more than humans,

though. Animals raise you? We see Daisy.

Girl, you want some Twilight

shit. Daisy look hungry right now.

What's that, Narnia? Stop talking about, she does not

look hungry. Daisy look, Daisy

went in my pocket.

Well, wait, hold on.

That must be... No? I changed.
You taste a familiar smell? No. Uncle Mark.
I knew where the joke was going. It's fine.
Yo, it's fun. And it's all jokes and stuff, but it's actually mad funny because, first of all, Flip was on fire last Patreon.
What? And, I mean, like, we were in tears. It was some classic shit.
It was some classic shit it's a classic shit like he's a fucking genius i always say tell people like flip was an improvisational genius but that shit was amazing yeah but the edits that came out had people doing all kinds of crazy speculation about what was what we deleted and some of the shit was why i was like i didn't this is my first time seeing that where like when, they start, I mean, they was guessing the wildest shit. They thought my wife was about to jump bell.
They thought I mean, just crazy, improbable, impossible shit. I was like, that shit crazy.
Did y'all, did y'all know? No, that's crazy. That is crazy.
Preposterous. Lots of people want to jump bell.
I can't just assume it's funny. it's funny.
But in all seriousness, is that some normal shit? Is what normal? That the fans speculate that much on the edits. What? Yes.
Let me tell you something. I warned you about this.
You know what's even worse, sir? I speculate on the edits. That's the worst thing.
I'm an edit speculator. So what I'm saying is that while I do want to respect things, I'm going to be respectful.
You are a nutball. We just having fun.
Yeah, I love it all, man. The energy in the room be tense.
Yo. Stick it in German guard dogs.
So we just having fun. So yes, there's a lot of speculation and we played into the narratives and had fun.
had fun. But shout out to Parks for the wonderful edit.
Yo, he did a... yo.
Bang-up job. That shit was a bang-up job.
Speaking of bang-up. Outstanding! You're a nutcase.
Yo, man, I ain't gonna lie. You official, yo.

I called Mal.

I said, man, good job, yo.

I appreciate you.

You just accept faith.

These guys are nut kicks.

Sure do.

I want to congratulate Rory for winning the Masters.

Round of applause.

Sure.

Shout out to Rory.

I think this is the first time ever winning the Masters.

Rory playing golf?

Rory McFackle Rory or whatever his name is. McElroy.
Oh, you're just saying Rory. I think it's a first time ever won in the Masters.
Rory playing golf? Rory McFackle Rory

or whatever his name is.

Mackle Rory.

You just said Rory like that,

nigga.

Hey, you be dog whistling.

Yo, Rory, come back.

Rory be good.

Shout out to Rory.

He dog whistling.

Couldn't do it at you.

Hey, I got Mark.

I got Rory coming back.

He be dog whistling, nigga.

We fine with that, boy.

What is wrong with you?

Stop dog whistling

to other niggas, boy.

The other white Rory

that won the Masters.

We don't know.

Oh my God. Emotional Orange.
Emotional Orange. Shout out to them.
Masters is a golf award. Oh, my fault? I don't know.
I thought he got his Masters. Rory won the Masters, the Emotional Orange? I'm with you.
I was there got a master. Rory owned the masters at Motion to Orange?

I'm with you.

Thank you, man.

Oh, my God.

Y'all two would be the first to know if Rory was coming back.

Oh, shit.

No.

You wouldn't find out just on air.

Or you might would.

He got to sit somewhere.

Knowing you.

Knowing you. And guess what? No, no, no.
Take a guess what we do. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I don't want to get us joking.
We joke together. No, no, no, no.
Hey, you used to live with that nigga, but guess what? I stayed with that nigga too, nigga. Let's get at him.
It'll be worse, nigga. The shit I start making shit.
Hey, we doing congratulations. Congratulations, Elmine was just named the VP of A&R over at Empire.

Shout out.

Shout out to Elmine.

Salute.

Word.

Salute.

Very well deserved.

What else?

What else?

Shout out to Paige.

Shout out to Paige.

Number one pick in the WNBA draft.

Hold up.

Let's get the round of applause.

Dallas had the first pick, if I'm not mistaken. The Dallas Wings.
So, shout out to Paige. What's Paige's ceiling to y'all? Is Paige going to be some bird magic shit? She's one of them.
Yeah. She's one of them, for sure.
I think so, too. I don't think she's Caitlyn, but I think she's right under.
Yeah, she's fine. She might be.
I want to be respectful. She's not right under.
I'm being respectful by saying right under. She's not right under.
I think Caitlyn's generational, so. There you go.
For sure. But Paige is nice.
Paige is good. Paige is a beast.
Paige is good. But you think Juju will be a Caitlyn? Yes.
Juju the one. Yes.
But not Paige. Not Paige.
I think I'd take Caitlyn over Juju too. Juju.
See, this is what I think. I think that.
White power. I think I'd take Caitlyn over Juju, too.
Juju. See, this is what I think.
White power. I think that Juju could get still, even where she is today, exponentially better.
Even with the knee issue, you don't think it's going to compromise athleticism? That'd be interesting to see. I think Juju's amazing.
I think Juju may end up being the second best player in the WNBA. Behind? Behind Caitlyn.
That's what I'm saying. Miss Caitlyn.
Yeah. Caitlyn's different.
I'll go full handkerchief. Caitlyn's different, bro.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I ain't seen nothing like Caitlyn.
She's different. Caitlyn could probably average like six with the men.
I ain't gonna go that far, but... She got range.
And she got handle. Mm-hmm.
I just wanted to shout out Rory and Paige There's nothing else there That I need to get out Yeah I think that's Is it true I don't know if it's true Did Angel Reese get traded I haven't seen that I haven't seen nothing about that It just might but I wouldn't trade Angel. I would not trade Angel Reese if I was Chicago.
Well, he should play for it. Chicago, right? Yes.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, I would not trade Angel. I mean, I don't think she's as good as these upper-level players we're talking about, but she just brings so much to a team.
She's a different kind of player. She's got a motor like crazy, you know, and she brings money and attention.
I it. I wouldn't get it.
Angels are beasts, too. For sure.
Before we leave, I do want to take the time out to officially say that Rum Nitty is the best battle rapper in the universe currently. From that, I'm excluding the Luxes and the Mooks and the people that have already kind of...
It might really just be Lux and Mook that I'm excluding from that. So you have them be in daylight? Surf and daylight, I'll excuse.
I'm not mad at nobody catching an L to Rum Nitty right now. Not me either.
That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, yeah.
I've been outside for a lot of the meteoric rises. On Saturday was the Apollo event.
I tip my hat to the people that threw that event, Chilla Jones, all the good people over there. It was in Houston.
The Real Sick and Mac. What I liked was they featured a lot of battlers from other leagues that you may not be all the way familiar with like the smack niggas and and and made them face off against the smack niggas so uh like i said the real sick battled mac that was a real good battle i watched it real good battle i watched it fucking uh jay the nightwing and uh ill will and ill will i wasn't all the way familiar with jay the nightwing that's my first time seeing him.
Great, great performance. It was good to see daylight.
Daylight sounded like daylight for three rounds if you have enough time to sit and listen to what he was trying to do with the aliens and the Bible and yada, yada, yada, yada. I can't do it.
I'm not mad at you. Cannot do it.
You said I was after the Lux nigga, but you know Gray Goose.

That was fire.

I like Lux.

I mean, I like Daylight.

I think Daylight did great.

I mean, I see with Rum Nitti.

I'm surprised that he took that battle.

I'm surprised that Daylight took that battle before battling Lux.

No, you shouldn't be surprised.

I am, though.

Because you need a warm-up before you go against Lux.

Lux is a highly anticipated battle. Lux did the same thing.
I don't think Rum Nitti is a warm-up. I think that's a blockbuster battle.
Of course. That has potential to not go your way all the way.
Right. So if all the hype in the world is here for 20 years for us to see you and Lux, give us you and Lux.
Now they've taken some sting off what that battle means because Rum Nitty has, in some people's eyes, beaten them both. One.
Two. If your name is Daylight, and Daylight you my man, if your name is Daylight and you battling one of them punchline king type of niggas, what he did with the name Daylight for three rounds, some of that shit was some of the illest shit I've ever heard.
I ain't gonna lie. Me too.
So is it unanimous that Rum Nitty won? Yes. Okay.
I don't want to say unanimous like I speak for the streets. Some people could have Daylight.
The only debate that I see is was it a 3-0 for Rum Nitty or did you give Daylight the third? Was it, you said the flip on the Daylight name, was it better than what Absol did when they battled? Yes. Oh.
Because it was non-stop. And some of them shits was unpredictable.
Like, at one point, he was like, and I'm fucking all these bars. Right, right, right.
At one point, he was like, but I ain't going to kill him. No more gun bars.
I'm too mature. I said, I'm too mature.
I said, I'm too mature. And then he got into some shit about, but if I seen him when I was younger, I'd have stuck the knife in the back of the day when I was young, but I'm not a kid anymore.
He just thought, it was like, oh shit, you pulling day, it was a lot of day flips in there that some of them was unconventional. Okay.
It's a lot more. I'll probably go pull the battle up and then on Patreon explain more of them.
Some of them day flips. I'll check it.
What did that nigga say about daylight savings? Oh, he said, ain't no Daylight Savings. Like I'm Arizona.
And then he said, and I know such and such had a Daylight Savings bar, but times have changed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was bad.
It was bad. Really, really bad.
Shout out to Rum Nitty. I think Rum Nitty has proven himself.

You saw it?

Yes, I purchased it. I watched it.
I think Rum Nitty has proven himself. Yeah, Nitty's him.
You know, like. Nitty's him.
One of the greats. I gave him a hard time for a lot of years.
You know what I mean? But undeniable. And then I think Punch was there.
He said something. he flipped scissor

paper rock

into

a And then I think Punch was there. He said something.
He flipped scissor, paper, rock into punch, pay, scissor, something.

He bugged out up there.

Then he said, I'll come to the event you at.

Say what up to everybody.

Even extend a hand to Punch like Doss Litton.

I'm ruining these lines.

Of course, of course,

because the setup and delivery

is what makes the...

But boy, oh boy,

I don't really know if...

I'm glad that Surf caught him

when he wasn't doing this.

I'm glad Surf is bad on him already

and ain't got to come home and be like, this is scary. This is spooky shit.
Surf would still be scary. Huh? Surf would still be scary.
But I get what you're saying, though. It's more of a fight.
It would be scary. It's more of a fight.
But I've been outside for everybody's meteoric rise. Tay Rock, Clips, Verb, anybody you name, this one is different.

Even Geechee, this one

is different. You see they

announced Hitman Hollywood.

Hitman Hollywood. I'm never betting

against Mook. Ever.

My days of betting against Mook are

over and have been over since

Total Slaughter, yeah. Since Lux.

I'm not betting against Mook.

I've never seen nothing like that in my life. Me neither.

Me neither.

I'm

Thank you. Since total slaughter, yeah.
Since Lux. Mm-hmm.
I'm not betting against Lux. I've never seen nothing like that in my life.
Me neither. Me neither.
I got Hitman in this. You got what? I got Hitman in this.
In the battle? Mm-hmm. Me too.
Yep. Why? Based on what? I think Hitman got a point to prove.
I think he... I just think he got a point to prove.
He ain't have a point to prove last year Yes and that's the thing Now y'all think I'm chump a little bit Because he went in with a little bit more arrogance in his last two battles And now y'all think I'm chump Or you know The other shit that's gotten to my head I'm too successful over here I ain't really got it All of that shit hungry again. Do you see him versus Hustle? All of that shit that I'm with, all of that shit existed with him versus Geechee and him versus, fuck, I got to break for you easy.
Yeah, so now the entire, everybody is saying, yeah, this is a cakewalk for Mook now. So I think he has a point to prove, more so than before.
And Mook might be overconfident from the last battle. Nah, I'm never playing that card again.
There's no such thing as overconfident. If Mook is focused, he's a problem.
Let's be clear. That nigga's prepared, bro.
If he's focused, he is. He's the most prepared.
Yes. I think it's going to be an ill battle.
But I do think Hitman just, we're going to see a different Hitman. 2-1.
If you lose, I'm not saying he lost to Geechee. I'm not going to say that.
Some people say he lost to Geechee and Easy. I don't think you lose to those two and then turn around and beat Mook.
True. I agree.
I think you can. Mook is not that type of.
Yeah, bro. We've seen nothing in our lives to say that is what I'm saying.
True. We're going to be wrong.
We just ain't seen nothing to support being wrong. I'm hoping for a great battle.
Mount Rushmore. Mook ain't lost a round since Iron Solomon, since before Iron Solomon.
Oh, that's a lie. Bro, Mook is on Mount Rushmore.
I know what you're going to do. Yeah, you're going to have to be.
Oh, absolutely. You can't have a Mount Rushmore without Mook.
That's why anybody's Mount Rushmore. I don't think anybody could have.
You can't even have a Mount Rushmore battle without Mook. Mook and Lux.
I was going to say Lux is on there, too. Who else is on there? The rest? Yeah, you could move it.
You get triggered. Now it's a preference game after that.
Mook, Lux what you want with that. Now it's a preference game after that.
Mook and Lux, if Mook and Lux are not on your Mount Rushmore battle rap, I don't even want to see your Mount Rushmore battle rap. That's fair.
I mean, it could mean something to you, cool. I just don't want to see it.
Before we go, did y'all hear Ja Morant's explanation for the grenade celebration? No. I did not.
I thought I did, but. Okay, awesome.
Awesome. I'm so glad.
Is there more? He says it's not what people think. It's not a grenade.
It's not what people think. Uh-huh.
The grenade celebration is him taking the words from his mouth, throwing it out there, and then blocking out the noise. Yeah.
I'm with him. Yeah.
Come on. I'm with him.
That's plausible. the noise.
I'm with him.

Come on. I'm with him.
That's plausible.

I'm with him. What was the acronym for Thug?

Truly Humble Under God. Truly Humble Under God.

I'm with him.

Mad that he broke it down

like that. That's right.

I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

Makes sense to me. I still won't get

any primetime games next year,

but I do like that this thing is going nigga viral.

Like it was a nigga in China, did it.

There's a couple niggas doing it.

That nigga viral.

I like it.

John Moran is crazy.

I like it.

And then blocking out the noise.

I'm throwing it out there, and I'm blocking the noise.

I don't want to hear what y'all got to say about it.

Good shit, John.

I ain't pulling a pin out.

That's a good publicist dick. That's crazy.
That came up. That's good.
I ain't pulling a pin out. That's a good publicist dick.

That's crazy.

That came up.

I ain't pulling a pin out the grenade.

No.

So I didn't?

No, that was the words from his mouth.

I know.

That's it.

You know what I mean?

That's it.

You had to pull them out.

Gotta block out the noise.

That is nuts.

Gotta block out the noise.

I don't have anything else for y'all.

Y'all got anything for me?

No.

No. Nah.
Great. Step for Patreon.
Hey. Oh, shit.
They flew. Brand new, sir.
Out of my hands, featuring Maida. Friend of the show, friends of the show.
It go. My love is like an ocean.
It's innocent, no fun. But I've got it.
It's mostly I can't swim. No, it's not.
But I've got a way Mostly I can't swim good Traveled on the motions Made a lot of bad starts Broke hard Even when I'm in the woods That's surf? Maybe I'll be coming to be the one Maybe one day or someday I won't want to run Maybe this one won't come down on the truth Maybe I'll be bad to you I may never be the man that you deserve We can try to make you But we're taking a chance Never said that we ain't let go of the best Wish I could take care of this Love is out of my hands I remember flying, soaring through the sky When I was shot down That shit didn't feel good Don't know where we landed Girl, I know we're standing Broke down Hope it was still good Baby, I'll wake up and you'll be the one Maybe someday or one day I won't wanna work Baby, the sun won't come out of the truth Baby I'll be back to you I think I'll be The man that you deserve We can try to make this work But we're taking a chance Never said that we ain't let go of the best Wish I could take it back But it inside of my head New Japan Temperature just keep climbing, oh Sky to kind, you don't keep flying, oh I'm just trying to work this time Might just find the perfect timing, oh Temperature just keep climbing, oh Sky to car, you don't keep flying on I want it to work this time Wanna make you mine And I may never be the man that you deserve We can try to make it work Never been taking a chance Never said to me, can't let go of the past Wish I could take it back But it's out of my hands Brand new music for my guy, Sir Friend of the show featuring That record is called Out of My Hands Off of the Sir Deluxe, available in your phones and on DSPs right this very second.

What's up, sir?

News, your butt.

That was fine.

All right, man.

Yeah, he smoked that shit.

In other news, this nigga just will not stop dropping heat.

Tory Lanez put out another two-pack.

This one's called Rather You Than Me.

Excuse me. This one's called Rather You Than Me.
Fucked up rather you than me, oh ah In my bed rather you than me, oh ah And he get his clothes and sookin be, oh ah Fucked up rather you than me, oh ah Rather you than me Cock up the batty on your putty bunny Sweet sundress batty like a auntie, send

Mr. Fennard come and let it come greasin Shoot the switch around, how do you like revamp fleasin

Mami stop be talkin, comin with the damn team And Mami stop be talkin, hop up in the damn jeep Can't see, my dog's rich and ain't none of them cheap

Come see a boy and we bought 10 deep

Girl fat pussy and me too damn steep

Mi make sure she kill a girl grim riff

No I rather you than me They think I rather you than me Open your eyes, where you can see Tryna get as close as you can be Drunk fucked up, rather you than me In my bed, rather you than me I get ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah and that's rather you to me toriy lanes um he's been dropping for i want to say at least five months now he's been dropping uh lost tapes twitch tape like shit that he's just been working on before he went in.

Right.

They've been mixing them and putting them out.

So this is one of those records.

That was dope.

That was dope. He has an entire clip of just heat that he's been letting go.

Speaking about people that have been putting out a ton of music,

Boldy James has been on a run.

It's almost too much to keep up with.

I'm playing something off of his project with V-Don.

The album is called Alphabet Highway,

and the record is called Dr. Demento.
I'm just a D nigga, selling dope in your town in hopes to take it over Magnum 20 shots, half empty box of baking soda Never colored outside of the lines, Maybach, Graham, Moka Ravioli, C's in that GT, but the paint Crayola On that corner, all night break, they just tryna make my quota Youngin' just got service, paperwork versus the state Dakota Niggas out here tryna ride my wave, but never face the flood Glowstick on my hip might get on tip something like baby yoga Diamond bag speed to get you slid off battle paper soldiers Like how much that you want a bet bet I can snake a cobra Speaking venom on my name mad at me that can't get over it Know I'm in that HOV lane 10 bricks of grey October My remake of making the bend feel like I'm playing poker All these pieces huggies meant to plug He look like baby Joker Brand new vision where I'll scrape that pot And make that Yeh do Yorker I'm from Belvedere But the block I slap and say Mendoza Few knocks at the window Two spots on Sorrento Blocking my kins up Yaps in the stand up Watching for the kicked up Live on the 6-4, tight in the distro, and Dr. Demento Few knocks at the window, two spots on Sorrento Lockin' my kins up, yaps in the stand-up Watchin' for the kicked up, live on the 6'4 Tight in the distro, and Dr.
Demento Caracas, size of Mentos, half a pawn to gumbo From of dry to French road It's Trappin' Alejandro Don't even know your pedigree Shout out Gammy and Mambo Bit beautiful with the extra cheese Look like a rallies combo Welcome back baby Pablo Run in my brother Sponto Most niggas would've been pho BXR to the crossroad GXF brought me half-back 2-8-2-60 at that For school crap or joy roll We move that bag and once it's cold That's my M.O. you damn right Van L.
Express the next day For 94 and Van Dyke To the Van Rieck Expressway Go go gas your watch My street look like a battle bot I mix the off-white hoodie with the Bojacks For they trapping Scott Catching pops You can tell I'm up just by my ice game Bass landing and chally's doing 90 plus in the bike lane Ain't do shit till them niggas shot your brother You is not no dumping Have my shooter pull up on your bumper You ain't got no jumper View knocks at the window Two spots on Sorrento Blocking my kins up Yaps in the stand up Watching for the kick up Live from the 6-4, tied in the distro And Dr. Demento, few knocks at the window Two spots on Sorrento, blocking my kins up Yaps in the stand-up, watching for the kick-dup Live from the 6-4, tied in the distro And Dr.
Demento That's Dr.. Demento Boldy James My guy V Don

Shout out to D Polo

And all the guys over there

The album is Alphabet Highways And it's real dope Check it out I'm going to Damn I had like three songs to pick I'm going to Jake and Papa Okay This song is called Floating Hey I said it Hey. Blackfish picking my hair The head on the rose ain't there Three out of glue to top off, uh, yeah Hand on the edge out of your thigh My left hand stand while I drive And you move my hand north side, oh Can you feel my love? in on the drive I believe in Jesus I be kissing my neck Oh now Mel got the readers on Let's go man Let's go Yeah Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kiss from your open eyes.
Oh, yeah. Oh, time don't matter.
Space don't live. Fly me down in the in-between.
rolling, yeah Kiss for love, heaven high Oh yeah! Yeah You got it, smell the ice is watching you shine One touch then we illuminate like a light beam Running on high Oh yeah, keeping your head turned over, yeah

We can make clocks go slower, yeah

I'm a soldier for ya, yeah, yeah

Can you feel my love?

My hands are holding you up Yeah, yeah We gon' take flight when we come by Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, climax of the woman design And now I'm so ready Kiss from you, I'm so ready I'm a little more Girl, you know All the time Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a love When kids fell, I'm floating I'm floating I'm floating I'm floating I'm floating I'm floating I'm floating By Jake and Papa That was dope That. That was super dope.
Big Mel.

Fight back, Mel.

This is not.

Fight back.

My song is called Worship by... What is it, Fighting Back?

Christ on a fucking cracker.

I don't know, okay?

Worship by Ari Abdul.

Don't bring him into this.

That ain't where I put my Christ.

That ain't where I put my Christ. That ain't where I put my cracker.

That ain't where I'm putting that on my cracker.

Settle down.

Okay, let's go, man.

That's Kanye.

Kanye.

Don't insult me.

My bad.

Or her. My bad? Pretty when you say my name like that Feel your lips raised on my neck Darling, don't say nothing, just breathe Pretty when you're looking up like that Pray but heaven won't let you back Good on your knees Worship me Make you believe I'm what you need So beg, darling, please Whisper, give me your life, yeah, we're both sinners Your body is closed, your tongue lingers You feed me the taste of your fingers Freeze Pretty when you say my name like that Feel your lips traced on my neck Darling don't say nothing Just breathe Pretty when you're looking up like that Pray whatever won't let you back

Good on your knees

Worship me

Make you believe

I'm what you need

So beg, darling, please Nee, so bleibt allem Trist When you're alive When you're alive Yeah. Yeah.
they have to stop that though

the fake the fake out

yes

but how they did it

is it solely

that's Ari Abdul worship

that was fire

this is a white girl right

I don't know

shout out to the guitar

Ari Abdul

who's Ari Abdul

I don't know

is it Paula

does she sound like a white girl

white girls change their name

to some Abdul shit

all the time

in the music business

Thank you. Shout out to the guitar.
Ari Abdul? Who's Ari Abdul? I don't know. Is it Paula? Does she sound like a white girl? White girls change their name to some Abdul shit all the time in the music business.
She's not. I don't know if Ariana's a grande.
Give it up for the guitar solo. Yeah, for sure.
That was fire. Come on.
That was fire. That was fire.
Big Mel. Fuck up.
Big Mel. Yo, where would you get your Big Mel males from if not here with us?

Honestly.

I don't know, and I don't know what I would do with myself because really it just lights my fire.

Honestly, that type of support.

I don't know if you're playing, but that support.

I'm not.

I'm not being sarcastic.

I swear to God.

That support does feel good.

It does.

I swear to God.

I'm not being sarcastic at all.

I love that.

Fuck you, Mel.

Damn. All right.
Anywhos. Did Nyla Blackman drop something? Oh, no.
Apparently not because. Okay, so we okay.
Yeah, because he left. Mark.
Now he got one today. We got Mark.
Mark, he hasn't? No? No? No? You need help? Sure. I got you.
I got you. Need help? Because Ish got a ghost person that sends him his sleepers.
He could probably add you to the group text. I got three or four of you.
I'm good. I'm good.
It's been a rough week. I need one.
Let me hear what else in the chamber. What you got in the chamber? Let me see if you help.
Let me hear what Alex sent you. Yeah.
Because you know what's funny? I went a few days after we did the pod to search for new music, bumped into the fucking KWN song, copped it, because instant heat, and then I seen somebody like, you know, because I walk out during Ish Sleeper sometimes, I seen somebody like, yo, Ish played the KWN heater, and I went, and would you sure enough know he played it, and I know Ish ain't picked that. Ish ain't picked that.
Alex sent him that one? I don't know who sent it to him. Well, that's who been sending him the shows before.
That's what I'm saying. He might have had a new person.
He ain't picking this stuff, though. The hate is crazy.
You ain't picked that record. I don't hate that.
You ain't picked that record. We have different music teams.
I don't hate. But you have it on the run, so I can't shit on you.
As you shit. That's a fake shit.
I can't shit on you. That's fake shit.
Pardon me. You been on the run.
I can't even lie. It's all right, bro.
You been on the run. It's cool.
You and whoever that is, y'all kill me. It's a fake shit I can't shit on him that's fake shit pardon me you been on a run I can't even lie it's alright I didn't lie you been on a run it's cool you and whoever that is y'all kill it it's a team it's his man he's not be sending him the tweets he's sending him sleepers too some of them shit sound like it's a dude probably it's his man he's probably a dude some of them songs got that dude touch see I wasn't doing all that he's gonna go too far you know stupid yo it's got that dude touch.
See, I wasn't doing that. He's got to go too far.
You know what I'm doing? He's definitely a dude. No, he's got to be a dude.
Yeah. Ain't no woman going to send him records.
Nah, you think that my friend Antoine would be exchanging R&B love songs with a girl in the text or DM? No. Not my friend.
No, no, no. Not my friend.
He don't even text a DM like that. Especially if he's in the house all weekend because his family is gone? Like, nah.
No way. You're not in the house texting love songs.
What? Nigga. You in the house talking about something.
You heard this. This is going to kill hurt this You hurt this one

I'm gonna work it hard all week

Oh man

Alright man

Good part

Indeed

Good part today man

Look at you guys

Thank you. Good part.
Indeed. Good part today, man.
Look at you guys. Come on.
Best crew in the world. Best crew in the world.
They can't fuck with us at all. Fuck them, man.
All right, man. Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as all of us have enjoyed delivering it to you, man.

Keep us in your prayers.

Boy, do we need it.

We are fucked up individuals, liars, sinners, thieves, cheats, fucking all the bad shit, man.

We've done it before.

We need you. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm breakdancing started, nigga.
What's up? Somebody play with me. All right, man.
Pray for us, because we a lot of help. Till next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell, adios, cerebro, dirge, hasta la vista, arbois, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
Please, let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Hey.

You know what I mean?

I just want to love as loud as my high power does.

I want to love like the Lord, man.

Please anchor me in your spirit.

Hey, yo, you might be a preacher at like 65, yo.

Hey, hopefully.

Them niggas getting to it.

They getting to it. And they got their hoes.
Hey. Oh, man.
It's got to it. Anybody doing anything fun this week? Hmm.
Nah. All right, but could you at the drop of a dime? Talk to them if they listen.
Talk to them if they listen out there. Yeah, right? Nope.
No, lie. Yeah, that was a trick.
So stupid. That was a trap.
We would all be lying, right? It was a trap, it's true. What am I doing for the week? Am I turning it up? Nah, nah, nah.
Not you. Not this week.
I told you I was just fighting all week with my girl.

I went out too much last week.

And this is how I knew I was a dick.

Because we made up about the fight.

But the fight was about me going out like six out of seven nights.

So then I didn't go out the day that we had the talk.

But I was going to text her and say I did.

Home, babe.

I just got in.

But I'm against fucking up people's mornings that I love. I don't feel like the mornings should start bad.
So you hate us. Why? I'm just curious.
Because that's hilarious. I feel like that's one of the funniest things.
That's hilarious. To just have that fight and be like, and just do it again the same day,

but not do it.

Yo, home, babe.

Oh, she'd have had a conniption.

Wait a minute, man.

Yo, hold it down, man.

You see me in the street,

don't be afraid to speak, man.

Nigga lying. You ain't gonna see me in the street.
Yog They do it to me They be like yo I be like what? I appreciate that Yo dawg I know y'all I know y'all don't really like You know I'm like bro That's him That's not me No yeah You'll just sit there And talk for hours Give them your number DM Go to a play together Go see the new Tank on Broadway. Tank on Broadway.
Yeah, Tank is on Broadway. And he asked when we come in.
You lying. He's in the Alicia Keys play.
He's playing her father. At Hell's Kitchen? Yes, and he did ask us to come.
Oh, I'm in there. We should go.
I'm gonna hit my plug right now. I don't want to go with you, though.
Why? I wasn't talking. Okay.
No, I can't, bro. I can't.
I can't. I can't.
Who are you talking to? This nigga crazy, man. Who were you talking to? The listeners.
Yeah. Try to help a man out.
What's up, man? Shout out to Tank, man. We'll be there.
Damn's it. Try to help a man up.

What's up, Moons?

Shout out to Tank, man.

We'll be there.

I be treating the Broadway shit like it's the movies.

Like the nigga's gonna be there forever.

Word.

Yeah.

And he's in sales, too.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Tickets high as shit for some of that Broadway shit. Yeah, they high.

Them Denzel shit.

Is that on? Isn't that? That Denzel shit. What's Othello right Othello yeah No I need to Are you going Yeah I'm going He's been up playing a while He's about to be over in a minute It is when No Denzel about to be off in a minute I think it's done in June In June It's done in June Cut your Zelle off When did you say that Denzel is about to be off I thought they cut his Zelle off Wait actually they did They might have Wait they did end Zelle I'm talking shit But they ended Zelle As an app Yeah as an app Now you gotta do it Directly through the banks Cause you niggas Now mine Scammy Scammy You niggas been going crazy With the Zelle Niggas going The Zelle scams What No the scammers Is all the way up Every time time I talk to the bank, they scared to death.
And I keep failing the authenticity test. Yeah, we watch you.
You're not authentic enough? I'm not me. Every time I do it.
You'll get mad at them. Yeah.
Why you pick this one question to ask me? I don't like... Nigga, who know my dead cat name better than me? Nigga, it's a question that you told us to ask you.
Their systems start tripping up. They rely on them Autobots too much.
The Autobots? I be cursing them shits out. The Autobots is the Autobots.
They wrong. That's true.
I curse them shits out. I be hollering on the phone.
Representative. Joseph, how can we avoid this in the future? How can you know is when I call it? How could you know it's me? It's me when I call..
Yo, one of them A.I. niggas, go ahead.
Listen to the stupid nigga Joe say that up here. I'm like, nigga, who the fuck you talking to? Big niggas should have hung up the phone with you, nigga.
Keep playing. One of them Russian A.I.
niggas going to get your voice. It's me.
Dummy. How do we figure out our way around this? That's him.
Mm-hmm. I know you got a little bit of dollars in there, too.
Yeah. One them niggas hit your shit, you'll be mad cursing the bank out.
You're going to be wiping your ass with that money. No, they're going to wipe their ass.
Right. In a new hut.
Oh, shit. Niggas going to be over there chilling.
You said a hut. They're not in a hut.
I feel like this racist. Niggas in Bali.
Are you to my Africa? No, I said Bali. Oh, all right.
Clean it up.

I'm not you, bro.

No, never.

I'm down with you.

You don't like the immigrants.

Yo.

You don't let him say that to me?

You don't let your man just tell me I don't like it?

I am one, nigga.

You is the immigrants, right?

Yeah, he learned that

at the Barclays, the hard way.

Oh, word.

No, he an American.

What did I learn then? Am I Yankee boy in him? He's got that nigga right outside. And they open the door and look at him.
Oh, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na.
No, na, na. Yeah, no, never.
Oh, shit, buddy. Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, I was too funny. I was out there.
How long you stay before you can sit fucking on my home? Two hours. Enough of that day.
You stay the whole show. No, I didn't say the whole show.
You said the whole show. You've never heard of Joe, buddy?

Never.

It vibes.

In the bar play, they have a section where the cars go, where the shit you got to drive in.

Whoa, whoa, you can't even think about saying that.

That's why I was over there, nigga.

Don't talk about that section again.

I was over there, nigga.

But you wasn't in there where the car was at.

But you wasn't in there.

You was out there trying to sneak in the car.

No, I didn't try to sneak in.

They wanted me to do that shit,

but I'm surprised.

Yo, JR out there, arm broke,

hole in the camera.

That's my nephew.

My face recognition get me into places.

Remember I told you that.

So I can take a chance.

Well, if you don't feel like traveling far,

then yeah.

Anyway, nigga.

Like, if you're going to keep it local, then yeah. Anyway, any city.
Watch your fucking mouth. Local.
Don't sound like any borough. Yeah, it don't sound like Brooklyn.
Yeah. Definitely not Staten Island.
Listen, they turn a lot of niggas away at the box. We're not talking about them.
You turn a lot of niggas. You Queens flip.
You Queens flip. And I respect that.
I saw Shiggy and Drewski in there. And where? No more.
And where? Listen, come on in. Tickets.
You don't need them tickets. Come on in.
And they let their whole squad in. Oh, shit.
I seen Drewski plus 40. Katsunna had like 90 niggas with him.
I bet you'll see a bookie them niggas too by Drewski. They just got there without you, though.
Y'all niggas is nasty. Buy a ticket.
Represent the company correctly, please. Never.
Never, nigga. Represent, flip the network correctly.
I put on for the Caribbean. Look, trick them.
Trick them now. Not my company.
I put on. Niggas gonna pay for this.
Look, look, look, look. I got fucking small hands and soft mouth, okay? I'm doing just my biggest eyes.
Excuse'm tight behind it I'm sorry I have to wake you you're doctor excuse me sir I'm sorry I have to wake you you're doctor excuse excuse excuse excuse

me sir I'm sorry I have to wake you you're doctor we got we fucking got she was tight when you were in the back room

she was looking like what's going on

bye