Episode 816 | "We Listen and We Judge Quietly”

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We're here. It's like you need your eight hours.
You need some beauty sleep. Wait, hold on.
Y'all would do it different? I got home six in the morning. Wait, stop.
Please. Okay.
Please. Audience, welcome.
What's happening, y'all?

Audience, welcome.

What's popping?

Hopefully everybody is feeling good out there.

Thank you to our high powers for putting breath in our lungs this morning.

Order universe.

Order the universe for the Cory niggas out there.

All right.

Feeling great.

Woke up feeling amazing today all right i'd also like to say y'all think i'm heartless what no yes halfway i think you don't think it's be here with, man, y'all put a lot of shit on the strip for the kids, right? Dude, that's what happens, nigga. Freeze, freeze, chill, because I know you a real family, good American dad.
So what that made me? So what that made me? Please freeze, chill. I'm out, I'm out.
Freeze, I'm just making jokes. Please don't make a citizen's arrest on some good dad shit.
I'm out. I'm just, this is a bit.
Because he's FBA. Freeze is really ready to jump in.
Yes. I'm out.
Yo, I'm joking, Freeze. I'm over here.
I'm out. I'm out.
Okay. Ask your question, bro.
Y'all put a lot on the strength of, like, the kids, right? The people don't know what you're referring to. Well.
Lateness or absence. You were an hour late.
Yes. I was an hour late, yes.
So you came in and you was like, you know what I mean? I had a rough night. Kids were sick.
Nico was in the hospital. My wife, a family emergency.
We got together. I had to pull it together for the community.
My kids, my baby, I love them. I was like, all right, that's dope.
I'm shutting up. I wasn't even going to say nothing about the ladies.
You asked, is Nico good? Didn't. I said, yes.
I wanted to make sure he still wasn't in there. You said, yo, he good? I was like, yo, is he still in there? And you was answering me.
He didn't even see the three-card Monty. He didn't even see the three-card Monty.
Yo, he's good? He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got home six this morning.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Stop. Don't do that.
And then I said, all right, so what time did he get home? And you said six, six, like 6 a.m. I was like, hmm.
So you've been home. And you was like, yeah, so we just got some sleep after that.
I was like, oh, okay. So that's not why you late.
Yes, that's why I'm late. You get home.
You fall asleep. So you get home from the hospital, you expect me to take a shower and wait up? Wait up to the time for me to come to work on some old school shit? This shit like a slave ship.
You want me to sit by the computer and just wait? I used to do that. Is that what needs to happen if you get home at 6 a.m.
to be somewhere by? 10.30? Yeah. Got to get some rest, Joe.
And you got to shower, right? I got to get my best performance. Yeah, come on.
We don't come from the slums. We got to be clean.
I got this big window in my bathroom, so I can't take a shower in the dark. I can't shower in the dark.
I can't shower in the dark. So I got to get some sleep.
All right. Oh, y'all think it's agreed with him.
Bam, I'm not.

It's a one-v-one, my nigga.

That nigga's both looking at me like, nigga.

I'm letting you have your one-v-one.

Yo, that's why you gotta buy a nanny.

Yes, nigga.

I looked up that shit, sir.

Buy a nanny.

Buy a nanny.

Buy a nanny.

That Virginia talk coming out.

Oh, shit.

All right, pie.

Nigga, bitch. Yo, yo.
We said hire, big dog. We didn't say nothing about that shit.
We're not on that. We're not on that.
We just said to hire somebody to help. Yeah, that's good.
You looked up prices? Yes. Salaries? Salaries and stuff like that.
What was it looking like? For the older, older ones. Wait, there's a discount? It's like $3,000.
I think Ish can afford that. But the Young Fire one, that's all Young Fire.
She bought like $4,500. She got some escort shit.
I saw it. I screenshotted it for you.
I'll just send it to you. Keep that to your motherfucking me? All right.
Keep that to your motherfucking self. I don't need one.
I don't need one either. My kid's big.
You got a baby. You came to walk.
I'm good. We cool? I'm shutting up because they say that I'm the one that always brings the convoluted escorts.
For real. So I'm trying to chill.
I mean, it may be some truth in that, but I think it's fun. I just think that's fire to turn the TV on and see somebody up there telling the truth about the nanny escorts.

I think,

I also think

that they're masking it.

I think the escorts

found a new way

to mask their escortness.

And I don't really think

that y'all be understanding

the conversation

that I be trying to have.

The conversation

don't be about escorts.

It be about

the regular girls

and how y'all turn

Thank you. the conversation don't be about escorts.
It be about the regular girls and how y'all turn escort. Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, that's happening. The conversation be about what your regular nine to five beautiful girl gonna do when the techs come in.
That's the fun talk. And now I'm shutting up.
When the techs come in. I'm shutting up.
I don't have nothing to say. When the taxes come in, nigga.
Who the fuck you talking about? When the bills come in, you think everybody got an Uncle Johnny. Who the fuck you mean? Yo, dog.
The math don't math. I'm shutting up.
I'm in a bind. Yo, the math don't math.
Mama, you make 80 grand. You got a C, y'all.
You got a, your rent is, you carrying a lot of ones. The math ain't math.
Yeah, Fashion Nova ain't calling all you hoes back. Not at all.
The math ain't math. Not at all, nigga.
We'll get you a free shirt and a pants, niggas. Not even.
Not even. A lot of hotel rooms in them pictures.
Well.

Going on a lot of trips

to make 70 bands.

That's a lot of

we go flying in the house

for 70 bands.

It's the ones

with the no shit boyfriends,

though.

Nigga,

the ones with the

no shit boyfriends

that still need the bread,

but they love they man.

What is a no shit boyfriend?

Ain't shit.

Ain't shit.

That's what I think

is to make. Thank you.
Sorry. No worries.
I'm black asleep. I get it.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm good.
I'm refreshed. Still need the bread But they love they man What is a no shit boyfriend? Ain't shit Ain't shit That's what I think Oh thank you

Sorry

No worries

I'm black asleep

I get it

Yeah yeah

Well I'm good

I'm refreshed

Yeah

So the one with the ain't shit

I would love to hear

That's dope

What is that though?

Ain't shit boyfriend?

Yeah

The boyfriend that the woman loves

But he doesn't provide in the home

Like everything solely relies on her

So she just

He just did

Filling a space

He just did

But he might be doing something Dicking her dad He doing something. He filling a space.
Yeah. So what does she do? How does she get out? Because a nigga home all the time nigga.
She said she need that brat. What does she do? She gotta go get it.
I mean Mr. Charlie.
That's crazy. Nine to five they're not playing.
That's commonplaceplace what were we talking about? we were talking about and sleeping oh him needing a nanny yeah yeah I wish you would try to get a cute nanny nigga a young girl will bust you up I'm not getting a nanny then don't talk that G shit to me when I'm around why? uh oh forget it man what do getting a nanny gotta do with being a G? Because you can't get a cute nanny. I can't afford a nanny.
Then don't talk that G. Even if she ain't cute? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. I can't afford a...
But if you could? If I could afford a nanny? I'm starting to spy. Yeah, please.
I'm starting to spy. I'm starting to spy.
I'm not playing with you. I'm going to entertain it.
If you could afford a nanny, you could get a cute nanny with no problem? Yeah, what you mean? Rather than an older, more experienced nanny. No, she could be cute, too.
My girl and I would... No, of course, of course.
Nothing that look like nothing could walk through them doors. I don't know who he's parking for now.
And live there? We talking about the living room. Listen to what I'm telling you.
The interview process would be between me and my girl. And my girl, I would probably give the last say to pick whoever's going to be living in our house.
So what if it's a dude? Does she get a dude? So no. Manny.
Manny. Oh yeah, if she having a final say.
Yeah, she got a final say. It's a combined effort.
Like one of Chippendale niggas.

Bear Chess and Danny.

I'm Chippendale.

He can do this.

You want some eggs, youngster?

Whip, chip ass.

Yeah, like the white version of Baby Boy.

Yeah, I'm good.

My girl wouldn't feel comfortable with that.

No, no, no.

We're not going to do that. He's such a sucker.
I'm telling you. That ain't what we saying.
We're not saying that. I used to say that.
Answer freeze, yo. Fam.
If that's what she wanted. No.
So that means she is comfortable with that. No, I got daughters, so I don't feel comfortable with no strange man being around my daughter.
But you just said she has the final say. I didn't say that.
I said it would be a collaborative effort, and I would probably defer to my girl to have the final say. Collaborative effort.
Yo, you going to pull a daughter card if your wife want to pick a fine Chippendales nanny, nigga? What if he got daughters, and he's excellent with daughters? Now we good over here. That's his business with his daughters.
Yeah, let's go. What the fuck you talking about, nigga? Nigga, I ain't no strange man.
Nobody let no Chippendales be around my daughters. Yeah, muscle nigga.
Muscle head ass nigga in our crib, nigga.

Hey, are you fired, nigga?

As soon as you walk in, no.

No.

Some nigga walk in, pop the balloon.

Pop!

Get your ass out of here.

Fuck what you got out of here.

I need abuela, nigga.

And you're frontin'. Who?

I ain't say I would do that shit at all.

Oh, yeah.

I'm asking you questions, my nigga.

I ain't frontin'.

And he ain't got no say.

Y'all clearly ain't seen the fucking robot movies where the girls come in and say, get rid of her, by the time I get home. Y'all ain't seen.
Yeah, okay. It's 70s movies where he ain't get rid of her.
Come on. Nanny nigga right there in your house.
So when you get home from the pod, tired after a long day, nanny nigga barely in the crib. Nanny motivating you.
Y'all come on, big dog. You can get like this.
Let's get on that Peloton. I got you.
Burping your daughter. He helped me.
You too. See? Listen to this.
Yo, listen to this. Wait, the old school boy.
All right. Joe, look, I got motivation.
Oh, welcome home, Antoine. I got motivation.
I've been holding it down here. I'm going to go right to that safe.
And do what? Motivate him. Get his money out, right? You're going to go to jail now for mercy.
Yeah, you just be saying shit. Joe.
So now you're going to go right to that safe. And do what?

Motivate him.

Get his money out, right? You're going to go to jail now for murder.

Yeah, you just be saying shit.

So now you're going to jail for murder because dude can't burp your daughter.

Hold it down.

He just be saying shit.

Okay.

You can't go to jail for that stupid.

What are you talking about?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to go to safe and do?

I'm going to help homeboy get out of my house. And if he don't want to get out of my house, then I'm going to motivate him in which to do so.
The fuck is you talking about? Oh, you think you mendicous. No, I don't.
I think I'm Antoine. That's all.
In that instance, you think you can slide money? And you can't walk. What if he take your scooter from you? Do you have this boot on gonna do a drive by in your own house oh you mean like you and your pride you ain't hear what I said oh he said he go to the safe first I'm going to the safe what if he said it might have safe wait is the safe upstairs wait you think you think money is letting you go to a safe we not even gonna be right.
Money already beating you up. Batman.
We're the safe. We're the safe.
He threw you up the stairs. It's humbling.
Your girl's slow. It's tumbling.
All you got to do is pop a tire on your little scooter and it's over for you. No, just take the scooter.
Hold it like this. Now what? I think she got it.
Figure four. You sound good? What you going to do? All that sounds good, bro.
You think you can still get to a gun, a weapon, Ishmael? And you got to push in the numbers. Yeah.
You beating your ass.

Two, two.

Ah!

I got to start over.

Three.

Hold on.

Three.

Ah!

Wait, wait, nigga.

Ah!

Yeah, well, now, Ice is right.

How many numbers in your safe code?

Please tell us.

Dog, you good, man.

I dare you say something like five and six.

Six.

Watch it be six.

It's six.

Because he think he intellectual.

It's definitely six.

He think he's tricked the system.

He tricked the same system.

Yeah, you fucked up.

He up there.

We can beat your ass at this scene.

Yo, he up there mixing the shit out of some birthdays. Yo.
Yo. For 18.
What's the name? Okay. Oh, man.
Oh, man. What's wrong with y'all? All right.
All right, can we start, please? Oh, man. And I can't do it neither, but admit it.
I'll only be talking stupid because you're so stupid. Admit it.
We can't do it. I don't even know what you're talking about.
You can't get a fine name. You can't get a fine name.
It's okay to say it. Nanny in the grid.
The answer's no. I answer the question.
The answer's no. It's a clear no.
I can't have one. Thank you.
An emphatic no. The answer's no.
I can't have one. No.
Why you won't say it? Just say it. Watch this.
No, I can't do it. I can't have one.
An emphatic no. The answer is no, I can't have one.
Why you won't say it?

Just say it.

Watch this.

No, I can't do it.

I can't have one either,

nigga.

Nowhere near.

All right.

See?

I probably can't have a fine

nigga to me.

This bitch

gonna trick all the rules for me.

She gonna treat me like a pants.

All right. Holy shit.
All right. She's going to treat me like a pants.
Oh,

all right.

Holy shit. All right.

That's a joke.

Mel,

joke with us today.

I'm here.

You could joke with us

when Mark ain't here.

I know that.

Why do you think

Mark has to be here

for me to joke?

You could be Mark Mel today.

Shut up.

What y'all think, y'all?

Mark Mel.

Mark Mel.

I'll be Mark Mel.

Can we please get Mark Mel, please? Yeah, you got Mark? Mark Mel. Mark Mel.
I'll be Mark Mel. Can we please get Mark Mel, please?

Yeah, you got Mark Mel.

You got Mark Mel.

Yes!

Yes!

I heard you have a really good intro for us, though.

Who said that?

I mean, you were kind of...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, wait, you're going to flip it?

I don't have a really good intro.

No.

No.

That's how you take the pressure off.

Okay.

Yeah, what's wrong with you?

All right, sorry, sorry.

Okay, it was trash Flip, reverse Anyway, it was a rainy day in New York So Yeah It's when you look out the window and it look rainy You don't know if it's raining till you get out there though Get up and make you a little bit of coffee and shit. There you go.
You step outside and feel the rain. Hey.
Hey. I swear.
Sometimes you got to fast and fast. You niggas don't know when this shit started.
You walk out and actually see that it's raining out there. you're like, oh, it's a Jizzle morning.

Jizzle morning's crazy.

Mic check, one, two, one, two.

Mic check, one, two, one, two.

Liquid source, bitch.

Mic check, one, two. I'm going liquid source.
Me too. I'm going liquid source I'm a liquid source I'm a liquid source I'm a liquid source

I'm a liquid source

Woo!

Let's go! Let's go! Yeah!

Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two

The fuck is bad? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody wasn't there for this. Everybody wasn't there.
Sorry for this. They missed the time.
My high take. This GZA album is a top two album.
No matter what other albums y'all pick from this clan. I'm with you.
Top two no matter what combination you put. I'm with you.
Top three at least. At worst.
At worst. I agree with you.
Nigga, I had this album on one morning, nigga, I was about to stab somebody, nigga. I forgot how big a fan I was back then up.

Nigga, wait.

What?

I was fired through.

All that shit.

The Navy bloke.

Yeah.

The chest bar.

My God, nigga.

Are you fucking shitting me?

This album was special.

Yeah.

Even Cold World, he's off key and all that shit.

That shit is still fine.

Wow.

I forgot this song.

I forgot this song.

Are you fucking kidding?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

This one that was robbing you, bitch-ass niggas outside.

Oh my God.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Nothing gets the ladies going like this

Now deadass, listen

Look, I break it down to the bowl gristle

Oh, let's go, listen. I'm not for that dude.

Johnny Blazin'.

Nightmares like Wes Creepin'.

Niggas gunnin'.

My third eye seen it comin' before it happened.

You know about them fuckin' statin' kids, they smashin'.

Anything, huh?

In any shape, form, or fashion.

Everybody talkin' bout they blastin'.

Mmm.

If you bustin', stealin' if you blastin'.

Oh my god, I was such a meth fan.

Are you crazy? Butterflow and breezy afro Dicalion stallion Cinqueon snob nose From my naps Put the bunion on my big toe I keeps it movin' Know it what the fuck I'm doin' Rappin' somniac Fiendin' catchin' niggas Susan Slip the cardiac arrest me Exorcist, hip-hop, profession a mess you know my state burning like a third-degree Sneaky-ass alley-cat top pedigree the head touch-up industry party from Russia You know like it pick up in your fuck. Yeah Okay, that's good.
All right, it's really more here. Yeah, you like, God.
Yeah, I appreciate that. I saw you looking at me, too.
Don't disrespect like that. I saw you.
I saw you. He knew all the words.
I don't like that. Without playing Rainy Days or Can It Be So Simple.
Oh, my God. That was amazing.
That was good. That was great.
Let me turn this down for the best crew in the world. What the fuck is they talking about? Look at these drops out the way right quick.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. So happy to be here.
That's it, daddy. That's it.
Flip! Flip! And Mel, Mel, Mel.

What episode is this?

816.

Welcome to episode 816 of the Joe Budden Podcast.

Brought to you by, powered by, fueled by,

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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here.

Truly, truly, truly blessed host Joe Budden here

with some really amazing people to my right. What can I say, man? What more can I say? She is a lying sack.
We just got to do like a Joe Budden podcast roast one time. This woman.
I feel like we did it today. This beautiful face here uses these looks to fucking trick all you bitches.
And us. Lady.
And us. And us.
All the gang. Melissa Ford is in the building.
Moody. Yeah.
This next guy right here. It's his beautiful face.
This next guy right here. What type of bonjo would have today? Get your shit off.
No, don't stop now, nigga. We need bullshit now.
Don't back down. Get your shit off.
Oh, my God. Don't be seated in the restaurant when this next guy gets the skit going.
When this next guy barges in with his son, be ready, be prepared. Oh, I got one that could really send him going, but we got to have a good pod.
Can I say it? No, I can't. I'm a man.
No. You pussy.
No, I can't. Exactly.
This guy has never been to H&R Block. What's the rest of them shit? Jackson Hewitt.
Jackson Hewitt. Jackson Hewitt.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise from the menace from Queens. Queens Flair.
This next guy right here is the most unaccountable. Look, grumpy already.
This guy's network is humongous, Paws. He knows your mans, our mans, your grandma's mans, everybody's mans.
Mr. Mans himself.
Mr. Thousand Doors himself.

Got the doors back when that lady ran off with the door.

And he lied in his pocket and said he's still friends with her.

Make some noise.

It's Big East.

Come on.

That's your man. That's your man.
All right. Make some noise.
You seen him around, huh? Look at him. Chill, chill.
What would you do to the... Hey, yeah, help me, y'all.
Come on. Y'all go corny.
Help me crack on niggas. I'm good.
Hey, man. I'm good.
Make some noise, huh? You coon sometimes. Hold up now.
You coon monthly and weekly, nigga. The cable guy.
You go in there and shake ass every once in a while for the white people.

Still to no avail.

The brother we talking about coons every day.

Big Ice.

Help me.

Come on now.

You see the TVs hung properly on the wall?

The most interesting dad in the universe.

He is a proud boy dad.

Well, proud boy.

He's a proud boy.

He's a proud boy girl dad.

That's a racist one.

That's racist as shit.

You down with a nigga?

Hey.

Proud boy girl.

Oh, man.

Make some noise for Big Freeze.

Yo, yo.

Can't say nothing, nigga.

Just shout him out.

And his walks.

Yeah, but that is a problem, too, though.

Somebody said that to us.

That is a problem.

Like, who is? Who are you?

No, no, come on.

Come on, let's get into it.

Who is this guy, yo?

I asked Ian that this morning. We don't know, nigga.
I asked Ian this morning. Well, who is he? You know him.
Yes. But you don't know him? Where he came from? But what's up? You just been fucking.
I know those thoughts. You just been around for years being dope.
But what up? What's up? I'm chilling, man. No, that's not enough no more.
No, that's. I'm chilling ain't enough no more, nigga.
Fuck that. Who the fuck is this guy? I like that.
I've been on YouTube watching fucking white TikTokers tell me what happened to the old show V, the white niggas with the reptile shit that came back. You think I'm a reptile? No.
I. Yo.
No, I don't think so. That would be racist.
You might be eating mice. Who is that eating mice? Huh? They was eating mice.
I'm just saying. I've never eaten a mouse before, I don't think.
Digging in the crates. Married.
Yeah. Upstate.
What else, man? Upstanding. Yeah.
This is too good. Yeah.
I get it. The restaurant business.
My sister. What else? What did you got? Sister.
You might be the new Long Island killer or something. Yeah.
Your profile. Yeah.
Your profile. Oh, man.
There we go. Say your profile.
Your profile never killed anybody. Your profile.
We all have to. We know that, though.
That's what I would say. You might be the Stanford, Connecticut killer.
Do we know that? I can't vouch for that. I don't know that Stanford-Connecticut killer.
I can't vouch for him. I don't know that.

I don't know that.

I can't vouch for that.

A string of bodies between...

If somebody asked me, I've known Parks a long time.

I can't vouch that he ain't never fucking killed somebody.

I can see.

Like, yo, I never saw the signs.

Like, that's how it always is.

Yeah, we could be the alibi.

He was such an upstanding guy.

I refuse to believe it.

I never saw that side of him.

I'm really glad that I had this mystique, Gus. Yeah, you're know we're onto you.
We're watching you now. Damn.
A story of murderer. I'm onto your garbage.
Close. A story of murderer.
A story of killer. Oh, shit.
Fox. Oh, anyway, Poe's here.
Hey, Bo. He might be the killer, too.
Now. Now that you don't.
Now that we're talking about it. Stop it now, Jeremy.
That might really be the killer. I feel like this is racist now.
No, no. I mean, you fit the profile.
Hey, wait a second. How do you do? She can say that, though.
She has. It's true.
She can get that off. Both with the profile? Yes.
What's the profile? You can't say that. Between 30 and 45 years old, white men.
What else? That's good enough. That's pretty much it.
That's the fucking profile. Any 38-year-old white guy.
Girl. I mean, you know, you can either be like a totally, you know, isolate or you could have mad charisma.

It just kind of goes.

Yeah.

You got a cat too, don't you?

My cat passed away today.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What?

Today?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

Rest in peace, Cherisee.

Wait a second.

Fox.

Fuck it, man.

We didn't get ready.

Yo, you.

What the?

We was getting ready.

Freeze.

I didn't know.

Freeze.

Help me.

Come on, nigga.

Why don't you have a fucking heart for it?

I didn't know. What was that? Because I was going to say something.
Come on, nigga. Why don't you have a fucking heart for it? I didn't fucking know.

What was that?

Because I was going to say something.

No, no.

We good.

Please.

We good.

I apologize.

We not good.

I didn't know.

Sorry.

That's okay.

That was.

Come on.

You're a dad, yo.

Okay, you don't fit the profile anymore.

You love it.

Yeah, you don't fit the profile anymore.

You're good.

You're good.

Yeah, okay.

Wait a second.

That'd be part of the villain story. What are y'all toys? Ever since Jersey died, he was dark.
One day before I got to work, my cat passed away. When John Wick found out that dog died, it was almost.
No, you're right. The world ain't been the same since Jersey died.
900 Russians after that Anyway Bo's here Erickson's here Corey's here Tanner's a vulnerable We here man Yeah Gay I gotta stop saying that too You guys are a mess up here You guys are saying what Gay Friends friends Friends Fuck with that no more You can say what you want when they call me for the deposition I'm telling the truth you can say whatever the fuck you want they ain't just gonna come book me I'm famous so they gonna talk to me first and ask me to come in with my lawyer I did it a few times I held y'all down hey when I went in I held y'all down if it smoked with me went in, I held y'all down, niggas.

It was nice of you.

If it smoked with me, it was just content, nigga.

When the feds called, I'm going to hold you down.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, come on, man.

I forgot.

I forgot.

Unless what?

Unless what?

They start hitting you with some potential years and some involvement.

That wouldn't be possible.

That is impossible.

That's impossible.

That is impossible. Impossible.
I live so straight. That would make you feel.
That is impossible. That's impossible.
That is impossible.

Impossible.

I live so straight.

That would make you sense. Feds listening now, nigga.

Yo, I live so straight.

I don't play none of them criminal games.

You think niggas know you held it down for them?

No, but that ain't why you hold it down.

That's true.

You don't hold it down so nobody can know.

You just do it because that's who you are.

Facts.

Okay.

Respect. You don't hold it down So nobody can know You just do it Because that's who you are Facts Okay Respect Flip Who is on your You held it down Hold on man You held it down For the fed And still came in here Firing And you know what You bitch ass You scammers You scammed And I'm like Just shut up Sorry You're You just solid You a solid guy Not me nigga Not me I hold it down for you nigga I want some shit Hey Yo I held it down now What we gonna do about this What we doing about this my nigga You put up a lot of smoking mirrors yo You a trickster yo You calling right away Yeah he bugged out Yeah, he bugged out.
He bugged out. You hold it down, you calling right away? No, I give him like 10 minutes.
I'm calling him. Because if you call him in the building, they still listening.
I get in the car, I start driving, I call him. Nah, I mean, that's good.
I make sure nothing in my life can even appear to have criminality. I get mad at people in my life for having to be on their third Cash App account.
Oh, move it, move it. Scram, scram.
Real quick. Move it now.
Nah, nah, I can't use Zelle no more. I can't use Zelle no more.
It don't work. Get away from it.
I know what that means. We good.
And some of y'all out there be calling for favors with the account that the feds is watching. Yeah.
Ayo. So now the feds is, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man. I got a family member that got jammed up in that.
Just like that. I'm sorry.
No. Just like that.
No. Ayo, do you think people will extend you the same grade? That's not why you do it.
It ain't about the rest of the process. It ain't why you do it.
You do it because it's you. No, but hold on.
I know. I get it.
But even if you talk about reciprocity to me, nigga. Bitch ass niggas.
Do you think that because you live on the street. He ain't over there.
What's that about? Because you live in the. Remember, he said on Patreon.
Yeah. The friendship wasn't whatever that word is.
Oh, reciprocity. Reciprocal.
Yes, thank you. Reciprocal.
It wasn't reciprocal, but we're going to move on from that. Okay.
Do you think that even if you do that for somebody else, how does it make you feel that people may not do the same for you, even if you're living straight? Does that play in the back of your mind? Like the first time a situation happened for you, some niggas don't talk about it, but a nigga will use that chance to kick you back in. But you do the same thing, but behind the scenes you move different.
Like you contribute to niggas' lives not changing drastically, if you understand what I mean. So do you feel like niggas would extend you that same grace? Or how do you feel that knowing that niggas may not extend you that same grace? I don't really think about if people would do it for me.
One, if I had to think about it, no, I don't think people would do it for me. Three, that plays no factor in why I do whatever I do for whoever I do it for.
And four, I have to be like this. Cause if I weren't like this, it would be subtract one from the good guys, which is already a small group, and it would be another one over there to the niggas that's going to do some bitch-ass shit when they're at the crossroads.
Got it. So I have to be this way to keep the numbers somewhat balanced.
It's character. Yeah.
Your character can't just change just because the lights are off and nobody's looking, you know what I mean? A lot of people with characters change because people don't And it's understated that how I'm talking is not always how I've been. Like I played with Isha about that lens he looked at me through, but there was a day where people looked at me through a really, really, really bad lens because that was the equity that I built in people.
So this is a 44 year old, B45 year old nigga speaking from like a lot of times today on the internet people think because you're saying one thing that you haven't lived on the other side. So I just want to be correct in that.
Well we know the internet doesn't allow growth. Nope.
Zero. Wherever they met you that's where you are.
I've been the guy to not be trusted by people to not be trusted by companies to not be to be viewed as irate erratic crazy psycho non-trustworthy and we're not even talking about this company we're talking about family friends girls until we fucked and you're saying that you gave them a reason to feel that way. Sure, sure, certainly.
Certainly. Back in the day, hell yeah.
And part of understanding that is accepting today that they might still view you that way. They are correct if that's how they want to view you.
You can't get mad at them for holding you to yesterday's standard if you gave them that. Some people don't update and they just don't fuck with you based on how you used to be.
I agree. I need people to update.
That's why I agree with him now. If they don't, that's where the accountability come in.
Yeah, got it. Even if they don't, it's like, well, I still made it this way, so I just got to live with it.
And the update is within you. Yeah.
You update. They can never update.
It don't matter if they update. That's what I'm saying.
You the person that has to update. If you really hope that they would update, then you should just update.
Because step one of that starts at you being the update. For sure.
People will eventually update. Some people don't.
Or not. Or not.
Or not. And you just got to accept that.
And sometimes it's just convenient for them to consider, you know, regard you in the antiquated way of which you once were. You know what I mean? I understand.
They don't want to. And listen.
Antiquated. As we go further into, like, steeper waters, the boat needs to be lighter.
This nigga's crazy. This nigga's crazy.
This nigga's crazy. This nigga's crazy.
This nigga's crazy. This nigga's nuts.
Wait, hello? Something's wrong with you, though.

Everybody can't go.

No, the other day-

You're right.

If it's a dinghy, I don't want to be in the middle of the fucking ocean.

I was like diss with from 20, 25 years ago that I stand on why ever we stop talking.

Like, I still stand on that.

So, great.

That needed to be the end of that.

That don't change what it was 25 years ago, though.

That's what I'm saying.

I don't change what it was 25 years ago though. That's what I'm saying.
The boat just had to get a little But that's kind of what I'm saying. Look, even if that person changed today you stand on what, that's what I'm talking about.
And that person just they could be the best person in the world today. Oh well, I'm standing on what happened here You're putting that energy out there for people to treat you, to feel the same way about you.
And you have to accept that. I would want people to understand that I grew.
I enforce boundaries. Some of them, if you cross, there's no coming back.
I get that. It's not a long list.
Yeah, I get that. It's not a long list.
But I enforce boundaries. But to me, there's only minuscule, unforgivable offenses.
A lot of offenses can be forgiven. To you.
To you. That's your list.
Somebody else can have a whole different thing that they're not forgiving. Got it.
And forgiveness don't mean forgotten. Yeah.
Okay. I have no problem.
My forgiveness is through the meter because I'm trying to be built through my higher powers likeness. So my forgiveness is whatever.
That don't mean that we're not about to change course of action moving forward. Does your forgiveness equate to when I see you, I can say hello? Of course.
I can always say hello. You might never be cool again, though.
I can always say hello. I speak.
I think that's part of being an adult. I can always say hello and be cordial.
My mom used to tell me even a dog could bark. I could be in the same elevator.
You could say hello. That don't mean you got to be cool.
I could be in a phone booth. Like, I can coexist with people.
That's a plus. You're a trickster, man.
Complicated. Because your coexistence, right, sometimes give off the wrong message.
Because you can coexist, it gives off the message that we cool. We cool again.
And because people value your friendship or whether it's your status currently or whether they miss what you guys had, that can give mixed signals. That's coming, coming from, coming from a, coming from a perspective that's not balanced.
Got it. I don't put any merit in that perspective.
You need two signatures for that to be true. Okay.
You need two signatures on that end sheet for you to know if we cool. You just surmising that we cool from behavior that you see in passing because I'm just that type of stand-up person.
That's on you. I don't take that into account.
So how would they know if you cool? Good question, Freeze. As opposed to Do you say it to them? I would imagine if you reach out Do y'all know I am a beacon of light? Just stop it.
I'm not stopping nothing. I'm a beacon of light.
I'm warm. I'm loving.

I'm giving.

I'm caring.

I'm thoughtful.

People know.

You're going to know. To your example of in passing, if they assume that.

If you're not seeing that version, then you ain't supposed to know.

Who gives a fuck about what you know?

Why am I waiting to see what that person knows?

They are, what do young kids say a NPC Joe because I know I don't want to what is that non-playable non-playable here's the thing it's a video game shit okay you don't I do think that we should start it we should. We should, we should, we should, we should, we should.

Right?

Yeah, yeah.

Go ahead.

No, no, no.

I was just saying that, like,

if you fall off with somebody

based off of a misunderstanding

or the knowledge that they lacked of,

and you guys had a great past together,

like just when you was around me,

whatever, whatever, it was cool.

But based off a misunderstanding

or not a lack of communication, but based off a lack of knowledge, you fall out. You don't think that you could end up becoming cool again because that thing that you fell out for was based off of lack of knowledge on their part? If you understand what I'm saying.
I think I understand. I don't want to make it...
I feel like you may not be understanding some of what I've been trying to say, so let me try it another way. Listen to me.
No, I understand what you're saying. I'm just saying like.
I'm telling you that my forgiveness levels are so great, greater than the norm. They are so great that whoever you talking about that's on this list.
Yes. Really did some fuck shit.
Period for me. me got it like if we talking about somebody where it's it's not just a misunderstanding but that's the introduction to it it's like it was a misunderstanding if you hear the stories you know it's a misunderstanding i thought this but it really wasn't that so that's from people that don't have closure and i'm not here to get closure got it all right i'm done i'm not here to get closure at Got it.
All right, I'm done. I'm not here to get closure at all.
My man. Blessings to all.
Blessings, blessings, blessings. This is a weekend.
Yeah, it is. I told you niggas it's a weekend.
Y'all getting happy. It's the weather.
I know what the rain does. I know what the rain does.
It's okay. The rain that does, yeah.
It's okay. We get introspective when the weather looks like this.
Let's go, Mel. And I'm still here to hug you, nigga.

I see you over here.

I see you, my boy.

It's all right.

I love you.

Look at him.

Look at my boy.

What's up, Corey?

Corey, what's up?

Look, he got the shades on.

Lily, here y'all go.

Don't worry about it.

But you started it.

We didn't know.

Corey looked just fine.

Just telling you love him.

Okay, we love you, Corey.

Hang on.

Look at that nigga.

Look at that nigga.

Going through it. You look we look at you, Corey.
I don't look fine. Look at that nigga.
Look at you, Corey. That nigga.
Going through it.

You look like shit.

Oh, man.

Okay.

Look at Mel.

He wasn't on some shit.

What you going through?

I want to ask.

It's Corey incognito.

Doesn't.

I'm great.

I'm fucking amazing.

Yeah.

That's all I got.

Okay, yeah.

Look, you're still used to me having some follow-up shit.

I don't have that, though.

Because you do.

I don't have that, though.

I'm fucking amazing.

I'm in love. I love y'all.
Y'all know that? We're going to find out who the fuck Parks is. We love you, too, y'all.
Yeah, that's it. We love you, too, man.
That's it. I mean, almost everybody said it.
We love you, too. He don't say I love you.
He don't say that. He don't say that.
Oh, shit. Yeah, just say ditto.
Look, but look at him. It's the same thing.
Just say ditto. Niggas love you, boy.
Look, look. Look, he goes, you realize.
It's okay to say you love people. Yo, he's one of them niggas, yo.
I know that. Gotcha.
He love you, Ish. But then if I sleep him on the set,

then it's going to be a whole thing.

Like Virginia versus Jersey.

Like Virginia going to think I'm trying to set it if I sleep him for this shit.

Look at this shit.

What happens when I wake up?

Assuming.

You go to the safe.

I'm going to wake up.

He go to the safe.

Assuming.

No, I don't got to go to the safe.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're talking crazy. Go to the phone? I'm going to sleep forever.
No, no. I think the only person that would look for you is your wife.
What? That's not true. And I think I can make up other reasons why you would never come home.
Okay. To your wife.
Okay. I watch a lot of movies, y'all.
Leave me alone. I watch a lot of these shits where niggas did something.
Honey. You bet shits Honey Honey Going skiing for the weekend With Frank and the guys Niggas never return She watch them too Yo, paw with us Paw with me Yo, shut up Let me get that hoodie, man Move along, my along, my brother.
I saw that there, too. I like that hoodie.
Yeah, you got it first, Ish, huh? I'll take that shit for you. You got it first, though.
I was watching that hoodie, nigga. Yo, what you used to say when the chicks would tell you that they loved you before you loved them? Come on, let me give it a six.
Thanks. If I didn't love them back? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's really nice. Wait, if you already loved them, then why you ain't say it first then?

I don't know.

Somebody got beat the other person to the punch.

Oh, you was one of those.

I'll say it first.

You'll say it first?

Which one happens in the past

more often? You saying it first

or them saying it first?

I mean, I wasn't really keeping record.

How'd you say it? I don't have a problem with... Did you say it cool? Yo, you know I love you, right girl? Yo, I think I...
Say R&B Tuesdays. Yo, I don't know if I want to say it.
Well, how many times have you been in love? I've been feeling funny lately. How many times have I been in love? Butterflies.
Yeah, I've been feeling tangly. Five or six.
You've been in love five or six times? Yeah. Damn, see? Quit loving.
Oh, shit. And love? Like, even in retrospect, thinking back.
Boy, you got a heart, boy. More in love.
You ain't supposed to give love out like that. No wonder you act like that, nigga.
You give out too much love. Nigga, you've been in a relationship since I was 12.
No, but you give out. That's why you act like that.
You give out too. You didn't have too much love, boy.
It'll be two bitches, nigga. Damn, Ish.
You just loving motherfuckers. How the fuck are you 50 in line, nigga? What are you talking about? Ish, that's too much love, Ish.
No, it's not. Six women in your life you love? In love with.
I don't think that's crazy. In love with? Head over heels? Yeah, that's not crazy.
Yes, nigga. How long it take you to fall in love? Two days.
I can't lie. Nah, I don't take...
Nah, that's kind of a lie. To me, it's a lie.
You don't think so, Frank? I've been in love with more than six girls. That's not true.
I call bullshit. Caring about somebody and being in love is two different things.
I call bullshit enough. I can't tell nobody else they feelings, but all right, you got it.
Hey. Look, y'all, we ain't got to always fight.
Yo, why would Mark get here we fight so much? Mark's the pacifier? I hate that. Come on, man.
Let's just keep this going with some love. Let's sing songs and bliss and harmony.
There you go, Flip. Help Mel out.
For two years, she coming here with lipstick on her. God damn it.
She be missing her whole mouth. Then get on Instagram.
You said they watched it. You said they watched it.
Then she get on Instagram. do some fucking workout post.

I see this grimy shit.

Niggas grimy.

All right.

All right.

I love you, Ish.

This nigga.

He's so full of shit, bro.

You're the greatest person.

He won't say it back. He's not playing that shit.

He's never saying it back.

We tell a nigga that shit on the phone.

He be like, all right, yo, all right.

Don't start lying.

Yo, when a nigga talk, he keep his finger by the button. He hang up mad quick.
Hey, yo, I talk to you, click. Yo, I love you.
All right, bye. I hate that shit.
I hate somebody that hang up so fast. You're lying, though, but it's cool.
You got it, bro. All right, ask Joe.
Mel, how many times you been in love? Joe don't hang up fast. To me.
I love this. How many times you been in love, Mel? But Mel.
Yes. Don't let her answer for a week.
You got to stop doing, you got to stop putting caveats. Let her answer first.
I'm chilling. Are you about to put parameters on it? How many times? Just let her answer.
Let her answer. How many times you been in love, Mel? Okay, hold on.
I want to hear what he was going to say. No, no, no.
Answer. We're throwing the ball to you.
Yep. Answer flip.
Oh, shit. I didn't ask that bitch then, nigga.
Oh, shit. I thought I had a lawsuit.
I'm trying to get out that shit. Oh, shit.
Four. Oh.
Nice. Three.
Like, for real, for real. I'm not talking about the I'm drunk in the club.
For real. You're lying, but I'm not lying.
Four. That's your thing to tell people.
Four. That's your thing to tell people they're lying.
We're telling you four. Yeah, you gave out a lot of love.
I did. Okay.
He's older than us. There's times I thought I was in love and in retrospect.
That's what I'm saying. In retrospect, you think, yeah.

So four, definitely.

But then if I was to add

the ones I thought,

it goes up to like fucking eight.

But is it...

Do you say you weren't in love

even though you thought

you were in love

because it didn't work out?

No.

It was that it was...

Niggas got it off, right?

Fuck off.

You can still be in love even if he should have. So you know what I...
Got a big money scheme. Fuck off.
He gonna lick? When you found a shoebox, it knocked you out of love? No. She struck that one for the record? No, no.

He's on the record.

Oh, okay.

He's on the record.

I kind of think about love in terms of like agape love.

You know what I mean?

No.

All right, what else came?

What music came?

Stop.

You can't do that, bro.

I want agape love.

You can't do that.

Somebody have a song ready.

I want to know what agape love me.

I don't know the name.

Guppy?

What does that mean? No, it's just like. Agave, nigga.
Oh, the tequila shit. Tequila love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to a lot of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to that.
For sure. Bali love? That one too? Yeah.
No, it's like a, it's a mutually fulfilling type of healthy love. Wait, hold on.
That nigga arms mad strong. Yo, wait.
What? Yo, wait. Yo, he dropped something.
I seen his whole door drive next. That nigga said.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo.
Yo. Yo be in.
Yo, that nigga said.

Yo.

Yo.

That shit over.

That shit over as fuck.

Yo, damn.

Yo.

I thought I was only with a peep. My hand is not that short, boy.

Oh, shit.

It's a toy.

Don't do that up here. Oh, shit.
We will get it if it's all. Oh, shit.
That was. Oh, my God.
Oh, man. Just off the muscle reflex.
I know. You drop some shit.
You'll be in the house. Try to get it fast and four anyway.
Oh, fuck. I ain't got it no more.
That was crazy. You was like, uh-oh.
Yo, he tapped out of that door. Fast his ass.
Yo, he was like, oh, shit. Yo.
Yo, yo. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. Yo, I think he was like, T-Wex.
My daughter be like, T-Wex. See? Okay.
I fucked up. I'm sorry, man.
I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him.
Oh, my fucking God. And the cheer is higher, nigga.
Yo, that gravity. Yo, that floor was hard.
Yo, boy. Listen.
I have no genius. Would you play with that gravity? Oh, man Alright, man I just had to look up agape Go ahead Go back Read it for them It Yeah, I got it.
He maxed out of that bullshit. Because they talked about agape of the mouth.
That's a gape. Oh, it's two different ones.
Yes. You can't say that up here.
Just explain, man. Don't talk about gape.
A gape is when your mouth is wide open. Or.
Or. A category.
Yeah, there's a category over there. You click that, you'll know.
She'll never know the hood version of nothing. What nothing mean.
Agape love is a Greek word that refers to a pure, unconditional, and sacrificial love for others. God damn.
Of course you found Greek definition.

It's often considered

the highest form of love.

All you do is stand by

that fucking library

in your house with the Vons

and read.

What the fuck is in a

God-being?

It's how you feel

about your wife.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

It's how y'all feel

about your significant

others, correct?

Correct.

I love you, baby.

It's a good thing, right?

Yes, it's a great thing. Yes.
Yes, I am a gape for my wife. We just love our wives.
Hey, bro, bro, bro, bro. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Oh, my God.
We'll be in my wad. Yo, this guy is crazy.
So, may I finish the leave? Oh, yeah, no, so, I mean. You get lost in translation.
No, no, no, it's like a relationship that I would have said I was in love. In hindsight, looking at it, no, it wasn't love.
It was just a little. A thing, a high infatuation.
Infatuation, a little obsession. Are you obsessed with that? Sprinkle some delusion in there.
A lot of delude shit, yeah. Yeah, it was bad.
It was fucked up. Wait, obsessed? My definition of obsessed, the right definition is...
It's the right one. Oh, man.
Yo, duh. I mean, both.
I don't think it's too cool. It was just bad.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
We were both very toxic. No, just say you was obsessed.
Don't try to ask. He's not here to confirm.
We were both very toxic. We were both very toxic.

No.

That motherfucker

showed up at my door

unannounced

after being blocked.

That's not obsession.

Come on.

Showing up at my door

unannounced?

Nah.

I'm coming to see who

thought something was wrong

with your phone.

I came to make sure

I called you.

I came to see who was here

number one, number two.

I came to check some shit.

What would you guys describe

a girl doing the exact

same thing to y'all?

Obsessed.

Fam, I'm agreeing with you.

Because y'all do it different.

Thank you.

I'm agreeing with you. Because y'all do it different.
Thank you. This is good for y'all.
Y'all just throw the ball right to her. Like, yo, lie.
Nah, I think she's telling the truth. I am.
You did pop-ups before, right? I did what before? Pop-ups. Pop-ups.

That's why he didn't say nothing.

He did more than pop-ups?

What?

That pop-ups.

That nigga be hiding in the ceiling like this.

Looking at the bitch through the vent.

That nigga fucked up.

What?

That nigga fold the neck.

His neck's tail go off.

Wild on the phone with him. What? Nigga, Nokia go off.
Shit. Oh, shit.
What? Joe, I know you up there. I'm calling the cops.
Nigga, stop. Nigga, stuck in a tree.
Nigga, that ain't me. I was pro...
I agree with that. That's hilarious.
Don't try to fuck my man's shit up I was proactive in looking for resolution that's what we're gonna call it keep that way in the fucking tuck yo you was an attorney I was proactive in looking for resolution and I didn't grow up with my dad in my house so sometimes I didn't know how to handle my emotions. No way he went dead.
Yo. It's the truth.
I'm with you on that one. I was raised by a single mother.
I'm with you on that one. Unfortunately she couldn't teach me everything about how to handle emotions sometimes.
About being a grown man. I had to get mine out in the street and sometimes I didn't make the best decision.
I respect that Joe. I had had nobody to turn to.
Sorry for telling that you're getting vulnerable with y'all. I'm with you.
This is you being vulnerable, yes? Yes. I'm with you.
Okay, I'm just remember the Patreon. You say you're okay.
Look at me in the eye, Flip. I will never get vulnerable.
The Patreon is out right now, y'all. Look at me in the eye, nigga.
I will never get vulnerable with you, boy. boy.
Let me take my glasses. I'll never get vulnerable with you.
So you'll be vulnerable now yes? I hate it. You're the same shit.
We're supposed to be at work. Alright let's do it.
This is hard work. Come on what Doja got to do this? Let me tell you what I think of Doja.
You got some bogus or some shit right there. Just did Yeah.
You got to eat it now. I was just about to ask you, what do you used to do with them in school? Who used to that back classroom? You don't have a napkin on you.
Yeah, stop. Don't look at me funny like you got a fucking Kleenex on you.
What more you doing with it? He got the blue velvet on the chair. Yo, mad adults I be catching with the booger without the tissue.
Me too. You do.
Yo, that's your bag.

That's your bag.

You go up there with two fingers.

I don't fuck you up here like this.

No, I'm Clint Eastwood with it, nigga.

If you do the whistle, I'm plucking them shit.

Don't let me get the window down in the car with some wind

and the sticky shit that won't leave.

Oh, I hate the sticky.

Then you flicking this on his fingers. God damn it.
Yo, I'm a nasty nigga. Oh, man.
Anyway, man. Whatever.
We here, though. We here.
I'm here, man. All right.
We listen and we don't tell people how bad we're judging. Okay.
That's a better. That's a little bit better.
That's better. I ain't going to hold you up.
You listening you listen out there I'm never gonna stop Judging y'all I'm not I'm not judging me This is we Telling the truth today Yo There will never be a day Where I'm Hold up Yo camera Y'all see me Take your glasses I'll take a talk to you Nah fuck these Niggas Hey There will never be a day on this earth where I choose to not judge y'all y'all see the shit y'all be doing are y'all crazy judging the fuck out of y'all and put it right out there and people you related to sorry occasionally I ain't that mature yet. 47, 48.

You niggas is out there on bullshit.

Judging the fuck out of y'all.

With my girl late at night on the phone.

That'd be the best.

That'd be the best.

Oh, hell yeah.

We sending y'all's Instagrams?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you crazy?

This whole shit that was going on back and forth.

Yeah.

I know you talking.

Hey, we sending the whole thread to each other, girl. Yo, look, look, look, look.
I can't wait for summertime so I can sit with my wife somewhere and judge people in public. That's the best shit.
That's the best shit in the entire world. People watching.
We go out the people watching. And judge.
Absolutely. That is some of the best shit about it.
This internet shit is amazing now, though. Which part? No, I'm just judging.
Oh, yeah. Like he's talking about.
Oh, people just put it out there. Sit right there, send it to me.
Gladly. Man, my girl be having a blast until she's become, she's also a social injustice warrior for black-related issues.
Okay. So we be having a blast until she's sent over.
What's this shit you wanted to talk about now? Hey, did you guys cover the Carmelo Anthony situation? The whole thing? No, baby, we didn't. No, Carmelo Anthony is the young black guy.
The boy that killed... The young black guy who killed the white guy who was the twin who came over and they was fighting with them and it was a whole big...
From the school, yeah. ...thing there.
She's like, yo, did y'all cover that? I'm like, no, it's like an entertainment. You want to hear us? She's like, you're just trying to piss me off right now.
She's like a stupid, yo. Anyway.
At some point, we should cover that. You know the story, right? You did your research on the story? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah. It's crazy.
I don't do that because I get mad. You get mad at whom? Just the situation? Society.
Society. Society, he has his GoFundMe, because the GoFundMe they started for him, GoFundMe deleted it.
And then he started something else, but he raised more money than the kid that passed away. GoFundMe deleted it? GoFundMe, yes, discontinued the funding or whatever.
Donations that were going to them, they stopped it. So what happens to the money in that instance? I have no idea.
I think it gets automatically reversed and sent back to the people who donated. Oh, that's trash.
Yeah, a lot of people were mad about that. That's trash.
They should give him the bread and then delete it. You know what I'm saying?

Because people may not go give again

or they might not know

where to go give again.

I think his bill is set

to a million dollars.

That's what it is.

It's crazy.

Yeah, y'all got to inform me

on what took place.

We will.

Later on.

Hey, Flip.

In the meantime.

Yes, sir.

Who are these people on your shirt?

Yeah, that's what I was going

to ask you earlier.

She asked me earlier.

These are people that I know.

This is my crazy friends.

Yeah, people that have

Thank you. in the meantime.
Who are these people on your shirt? Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you earlier.

She asked me earlier.

These are people that I know.

It says my crazy friends.

Yeah,

people that I'm familiar with.

And,

yeah,

I just decided

to put their mug shots,

these criminal girls,

mug shots on my shirt.

I feel like I just saw

this one.

Yeah,

that's what I'm asking.

I just saw it.

That's Rose.

Yeah,

so,

you know,

just decided to celebrate

my friends and their behavior. That's an interesting way to celebrate people.
Yeah, thank you. We celebrate in our own way.
We listen and we don't judge. That's true.
No, we judge. Oh, we judge internally.
Yeah. So, okay.
All right, because I did see that. I'm with you, love.
I just saw that one. Stop.
Tell me, stop, nigga. Zion is disgusting.
That's what it was.

That nigga is a nut.

He got to sit down.

He's enjoying life, Joe.

He's what, 25?

I don't know.

If that.

Come on, Joe.

You got it, big dog.

Y'all got it.

Y'all got it, big dog.

I said you got it already, so you don't have to look at me.

But we don't know what you said we got.

What do we have? He do, and I'm saying that you got it already, which means't have to look at me but we don't know what you said we got what do we have he do and I'm saying that you got it already which means I submit to the thinking you yield yeah yeah y'all got it got it y'all ain't tricking me to say some of my outlandish fucking thoughts about Zion's nasty roster as he says he crazy roster isn't nasty. Jeez.

It's not nasty.

Not nasty.

He doesn't have a nasty Rossa.

Would you agree?

Nasty is subjective.

That's true.

So this is opinion based.

True.

So there's no need for us to fight over it.

True.

Y'all could think

this shit is fire.

In our 40s,

we got more discernment

than him.

How fuck you up?

Early 20s with Mad Bread,

we might have been

running around,

jumping around the same way. Somebody might have thought our Rostas was nasty when we was in our 20s.
They didn't. They did? They didn't.
I disagree. They didn't.
Okay. Nigga had the Hall of Fame roster.
Nobody thought that. That's not true.
No, you had a very intimate look at things, but the grand scheme, the perspective, nobody ever said that about me. Maybe you.
Maybe you was fucking the mid-packs in your 20s. I was not.
And we didn't all, me and you don't have to have had a shared experience. No, I know.
I'm just saying that's subjective. So speak from your shit.
Like I can't speak from fucking the mid in my 20s. That's subjective.
But speak for you. I know.
I am. Did you? Somebody else could have viewed it that way.
Sure. I'm sure he don't view that that way.

What about you?

How you view it?

Mine?

My own personal experiences?

Ish, I'm joking around.

No, I'm asking you. No, man, I'm just kidding.

My own personal experiences could have been mid

to some niggas.

That's cool.

It's all right.

He professed.

Yeah, but you know how?

Yo, dog, I barely spoke.

You was the one talking.

I know, but...

Yeah, we just want to get back to you.

I never look back and say,

damn, that was a mid.

Yeah. That's it.
And somebody else might... Yo, Ish just didn't go outside with his mid.
Yo, don't let this fucking Pretty Boy Tony shit fool you. That's not true.
He just didn't go outside with his mid. He fucked mad mid.
We all have fucked mad mid. Yeah, but we talk about your mid.
I have fucked mad. So Pete, stand on it.
You talk about your arie, nigga. Stand on your mid.
Your arie, nigga. Yo, y'all niggas is dumb.
Nigga, you not mid-less. I didn't say I was.
So, stand. I didn't say I was.
You creating something that ain't even there. Yeah, just stop.
We all have mid. Yes.
Facts. See, you can't help it.
You can't help, but we all. Oh, you think that he should just keep it on himself and leave you out of it? I'm asking him to get his own.
Bro, we start talking about Zion.

But get your own bullpen.

I got my own.

I sleep on a bench.

I don't sleep on the floor.

You can do what you want.

It's your own.

All right.

Ain't nobody else in there.

Oh, good reverse.

What you do when the killer's coming?

Sleep on a bench.

No.

Get up.

Yep.

It's wake up time now.

No, they kick you on the floor.

You sleep stomach down?

What?

Oh, shit. Sleep on the side, nigga sleep stomach down? What? Oh, shit.

Sleep on the side, nigga.

How you...

I'm playing with you.

He said he...

Yo, we got a lovely fucking

gift lined up for you today, man.

We got it, yo.

I think I'm playing with you.

Yo, that's bad stomach down

on the bench?

Because you can do like this.

Nigga, if you sleep with your...

I'll fuck you up, nigga. You sleep with your stomach down on the bench? He don't get the bench.
He don't get the bench. The floor? He nigga goes to the floor.
He say he goes to the floor. In the corner.
Oh, so he doesn't have to make him. He go ahead or he go up? I went to the floor before.
No, I get the... No, I get the...
Listen, hold on. A nigga ain't never put me on the floor.
Hold on, who the fuck he talking to? Yeah. Sometimes the bench is just too short.
Like, there's a lot of things with the bench. The floor is more comfortable.
I went on the floor before, nigga. I believe you.
And I cleared the whole corner right by the entrance, nigga. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
What you talking about, nigga? I get the VIP bullpen for 20 years. The one they just started giving you when you got this gig up here.
The one where you were. I get that.
I get the skybox bullpen, nigga. I get the skybox.
Wait, let me. I've been in one bullpen since I've been here.
Can I land first, please? Only one. But can I land? Okay.
Can I land? I get the skybox bullpen, nigga. I get the skybox.
I've been in one bullpen since I've been here. Can I land first? Only one.
But can I land? Okay. Can I land? I get the skybox.
I get the American dream of bullpens. Nigga, watch your fucking, you didn't.
I know. So I got mine on my own merit, not on a hit.
Wait, that's not for you cheating right now. The hit is my merit.
The hit is my merit. That is your merit.
I know, but I ain't getting my... You was in PC, celebrity man.
You got yours over looks, nigga. Yeah, that's a cheat code.
Go ahead. You can't go back.
You tapped out. You can't go back.
You get yours of a scrap, man. You're just a handsome nigga.
A handsome cool nigga that like to talk to a jail. And I wasn't always a nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth. But that's true sometimes.
You said 20 years. No, that's going to be true sometimes.
They couldn't put me over there. I was a demon.
Yo, it feels so good. I happen to be tough though.
Hurry up and bring this bail money, dog. I'm like, all right, I got you.
Don't talk about my man like that. And it's a few niggas I never paid back Off the bill Oh yeah

That's fucked up

I was fucked up

And you rich

So pay him back

That's what may get more fucked up

Pay him back then

Yo

I got y'all

I got y'all

I didn't pay everybody

Y'all pay y'all

Wait hold on

We gonna just

If somebody come

Y'all making me

If somebody remind you

That you owe them money

Would you pay them back now?

No everybody stop

Before I get really angry

For play play

Mr. McGee

I'm sorry. Somebody come here.
Y'all making me. If somebody remind you that you owe them money, would you pay them back now? No, everybody stop before I get really angry.

Play, play.

Mr. McGee.

Y'all paid everybody back.

On the bail?

Yes.

In the world.

I don't owe nobody no money.

Later on?

Yeah, I did.

I think I did.

In life, though, I'm saying.

I think I did.

Everybody?

No.

I think I did.

No. Not my dad.
You can never repay that. Yeah, that's the only person that I may know.
Have I borrowed some money from you? You fucking right, I paid you back. Can I be vulnerable with y'all? Yes.
You did. I think that's like, I think something about how I was raised or how I grew up.
Like, it's a thing with me. I gotta leave some time in in between The payback? I'm talking about normal shit too Like Corey sent me the cash app For the nigga that fucking cleaned the cars Alright but Give it a second It can't be right away Yeah It's something about paying right away.
No, nigga.

AT&T, cut the phone off, nigga.

Y'all not getting it when you're supposed to get it.

I'm like that with something.

They're not people.

I ain't gonna lie to you.

Hey.

Sometimes I gotta see if you can cover it.

You know what's crazy?

He's serious.

Deadass.

No, no, not today.

I am serious pulling from another time in my life before Ubers when we used to peek out the window and see if the chick was going to cover the cab or text us. And you dirty bitches would text us while I'm looking from the window.
Dog, just pay the meter. Just pay the meter.
Like my dick mad soft now when you can't pay the meter. That's not mid? That's not mid? That's a great question.
That's a great question. And yes.
I don't know if we knew. I did not know that was mid.
I'm answering in hindsight. We're answering in hindsight.
That was a great question. That boy's mid sometimes.
Is she mid or he mid? What is she? Her. No, speak.
Speak to her. Never.
He said what he said. Come on.
He did speak. He just told me in the phrase of a question.
Wait, you're not about to make it sound like you never fucked that girl. Antoine fucking Marvin.
Who are you even talking about?

Whoever the profile.

I'm talking about a profile.

Oh, yeah, I've done that.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, what you talking about?

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

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Yo, I meant to ask y'all the other day, but it's only progressed since then. Are y'all seeing Ja Morant's new grenade celebration? Yeah.
Please tell me what everyone here thinks about Ja Morant's new throw a grenade celebration.

He found a loophole.

Ja Morant's gotta stop playing with them people, man.

He must got a trust fund that don't nobody know about.

That's my take.

Is he playing real good, Ja Morant?

That's my take.

You wouldn't know.

You wouldn't know because they don't put a camera on him no more.

They kill him.

He doing good.

They don't put a camera on him

nowhere near like we're used to them putting a camera on him. So we wouldn't know.
They suppressing the shit out of him. He doing good.
They don't put a camera on him nowhere near like we're used to putting a camera on him. So we wouldn't know.
They're suppressing the shit out of him. Maybe that's his way of fighting back.
And yes, he's doing good. That's his way of fighting back though.
That's his reason. Who are you fighting back and what are you trying to win? When I say fighting back, if they're suppressing me, I'm balling out but I'm not getting no highlights or nothing like that.
You made a a thing out of that one celebration in terms of clips and everything going everywhere talk about it all of this okay you find me cool I pay that now my way of getting myself again these kids want attention there's a whole lot of words swimming against the current ain't gonna get you to the shore and dog I would have assessed that shit that was good everybody else everybody else is doing that same celebration that he got fined for. Oh, yeah.
Right? Everybody's doing it. I hate that line.
But, nigga, you doing it and somebody else is doing it. Everybody ain't go to Foot Locker to press 13-year-old Jeremy with the goons.
Dog, that would have made me realize, yo, they got it in for me. I'm not going to play with them.
You can't beat the establishment. Can't.
Unless he got some money somewhere that we don't know about. But you know what? A lot of young, hard-headed niggas, they'll learn them.
Yeah, I'm with you. Maybe after the situation, because he got quiet for a while.
So maybe he thought by me getting quiet, he got suspended. No, no, no, no.
But when he came back, he wasn't acting up. He went, yeah.
When he came back. No, he was just showing.
So maybe in his mind, he's like, yo, I tried to show you that I was doing good, and you guys are suppressing me, so now I'm going to do this on social media to make everyone talk about it. Maybe he's doing it in a game.
That's what I mean. But I'm getting my talk now by doing it this way.
Now, is it smart? I say no. But to him, a lot of these young kids care about that social media issue.
Play stupid games. How many people talk about it now? I wasn't hearing nothing about your job until he was doing all that gum shit.
So I'm sure the show remains you. It don't matter what you hear now.
Adam Silver or somebody with some real power right this second while you involved in this hoanny, is drawing up the schedule for next season.

Right this second, I'm drawing it up.

And I got to put your televised games down here.

I got to put my breadwinners out there.

Memphis will have four games next year if you keep playing with me.

We won't see Memphis games.

It'll go back to Brian Reeves' days, nigga.

I know some of y'all is too young.

It could go back to Vancouver days. Big country.
Big country. I was trying to remember.
Are they a playoff team? I don't know. I haven't been watching.
Are they a playoff team? Well, we're not going to know because everybody in the West is tied right now. Okay, so they are.
Yes, they are in the mix. Okay, so.
Actually, they high. They high in the conference.
Okay, so I'm going to get me some TV time. Yo, it's not smart, yo.
It's just some dumb shit. I'm not saying it's smart and I'm not justified.

I'm just trying to understand what he might be thinking.

Bro, whatever he's thinking is bad.

I'm trying to get y'all to talk.

I'm trying to get my talking out here.

Whatever he's thinking is wrong.

Whatever he's thinking is bad.

Whatever he's thinking.

Now.

Agreed.

I'm with y'all.

On the flip side of being an adult, I do think it's a hard celebration.

It was creative.

Creatively.

It is creative, yeah. It's super hard.
It's super pause. I think you're going to go even further pause.
Hold up, Freeze. How are you going to take it further, Freeze? I'm going to put a missile on the show.
Next is the rocket launcher. That's something you don't want to do, Freeze.
At all. Talk to him.
Oh, no, he can't do that. He can't do that.
What? They'll find him again. For the rocket launcher, you think? He didn't shoot.
No, he does. Well, a rocket launcher, I guess it's a similar gesture.
You can't do that. Now, also, off the job, I'm a rant grenade, which I creatively love, but as an adult think it's a horrible decision and he needs to stop.
Let me briefly segue to tell the audience that if Taylor Rooks wasn't already cemented in the Hall of Fame, now she is in the Hall of Fame. Yeah.
She was already there because she made them Thompson twins niggas kiki too much. And we know them to be African warriors.
So they got in there and fucking was laughing and showing a lot of teeth and cheekbones. I know Taylor Rooks.
That's a good friend of mine. And I'm old.
But I used to be young. And them legs would be like...
So I can't... Antoine, that's not where I was going.
It was not what I was trying to say. But you just...
She just jumped out of you now. I know.
But I can imagine how a 22-year-old, 23-year-old, somebody in their 20s is responding to Taylor Rooks coming up to do the interview. Damn.
So the rumor on Taylor Rooks is the NBA players just get in the interviews and get to laughing and lying when she's sitting there. Jalen Brown said he would have seven championships in the next decade because Taylor Rooks was there.
The list goes on and on. But now she got Dirk Nowinski to do the gun celebration.
Oh, I saw that lady. And throw the grenade.
Yeah. Dirk Nowinski, internet memed famous for bringing his wife's dinner and the meal and the thing, no matter how much money he made, the little plastic shit his wife made with the fucking big jeans, him and Tim Duncan.
So, like, if you getting him to have a good time, y'all hate that too, the kiss cam. Don't put no camera on me

if I'm in the game

in my bag

away from my wife.

Too, honestly,

not dead ass.

Oh, you're looking

on anything.

Yo, don't put that.

No, I swear to God.

No, everything.

I'm just counting

everything now.

It was a good play

by Taylor Rooks,

but now I'm just thinking

I got mad.

If I'm in the game

in my bag in the skybox,

want some creep shit,

do not put a camera on me.

And you'll be the one

that get caught. My man, so I'll leave it alone oh shit oh shit no you right it would be me to get caught yeah they don't need the cam for you to get caught my nigga ooh at a game right yeah he a man so she's an M.
Well, what game is it? It don't matter. It don't matter.
No, the Knicks, nigga. It don't matter.
Yo, there'll be some cameras on the scene. Yo, I ain't gonna lie, yo.
I'm seeing you fucking bad bitches pop up at like the obscure games. Yeah.
They trying to catch a lick, nigga. Your fucking bitches is at the fucking Pistons game with some ass.
Man, I've been in Detroit for 20 years. Why is the Detroit game obscure? Well, hold up.
No, it's not obscure. Don't do that.
I'm about to turn on you. Detroit is fire.
Don't do that. You said it was fucking obscure.
I will blast you. All right, so let's do it.
Let's do it. Go ahead.
Has Detroit been a destination city for the bad ones in recent years back in the day? Yeah. It doesn't even matter.
You're about to lie. That is a lie.
No, it doesn't even matter. They're courtside.
That's all that matters. You have to be there.
You can travel to Detroit. Especially if you're over here.
It's a fucking 45-minute flight. She's not right.
There's absolutely no reason that any of these people are in Detroit. The police left.
The factories left. Everything left Detroit.
The'all making me mad now. Detroit.
Y'all know I love Detroit. Has anybody been paying attention to Detroit in the last 10 years? Everybody left.
The bad bitches out there in a casino waiting for the athlete nigga to come and pick them up and do what they're doing out there. And that's why you're at the Pistons game looking stupid with ass.
They're not looking stupid. And you know what else is real close to to Detroit.
And they went. You know what else is real close to Detroit? All right, Toma, you know what? Canada girls.
Because I don't ever want to sound like I'm against Detroit. Fix it up.
That's a good one. Detroit and Cleveland.
Them Canadians come right there. What NBA city would be obscure to you guys to see the baddie? None.
None of them. I know what you said.
I know what you said. Utah.
Never mind. Utah.
Utah. Utah.
Utah. We not talking about.
They infiltrated Utah. Utah, man.
They infiltrated Utah. Milwaukee.
Milwaukee. Milwaukee.
OKC. When I went there for the Milwaukee Bucks, what's the nigga that played with it? OKC kind of always happened.
But yeah. Is he a head name? I think Detroit is more obscure than the places y'all named.
He had his head in the brain. Nah.
In terms of the. San Antonio.
And I don't want to be a bird and do this for y'all. No, all right.
I'm having this with the wrong people. You're wrong.
Yeah, Detroit in itself got baddies. They ain't even got to get flown in.
I absolutely love Detroit. Detroit got some fire.
There wasn't a baddie in the front row when Ben Wallace was grabbing 20 rebounds. I don't know what y'all are talking about.
I don't know what y'all are talking about. Joe, you bugging.
You know what else wasn't there? Hold on, hold on. I was there.
You know what else wasn't there? I was there. I'm not bugging.
I was there. Can I respond to you? You know what else wasn't there then? Instagram.
That's a fact. Ice.
No, I'm saying the baddie front row, Instagram changed that. Ice.
Baddies were in stands for Ben Wallace. Yes, the fuck they were.
Baddies were in attendance. So there's no obscure NBA city to see a baddie.
They should be a baddie. Not at this point.
Y'all absolutely not. Niggas make $20 million.
That was absolutely... It's going to be some fire in there.
What? The bench make $20 million. Yeah.
Nigga that you never heard of. Jacques Cousteau.
It's what about Milwaukee-ish. What about it? What about it? Baddies is there in the front row? Yeah.
And it's baddies in Milwaukee. Y'all sound stupid.
All right, never mind. Y'all just talking now.
Okay. You know what? It sounds like it's levels to baddies that you talking about or something.
Yeah, y'all, I don't know what you... I don't know what you...
Because where they at, where the millionaires are at, the baddies will get there. We got that.
Y'all just arguing like ideology and theory now.

We know that.

The fun talk was 15 years ago,

it would be odd to see a beautiful girl front row at a small market Milwaukee team.

I'm sorry that we couldn't have fun with that.

But that's not common, the way y'all are sitting there.

But you asked us today, Joe.

It's not common today either.

But since y'all keep saying it, I'm leaving it alone.

Y'all are right.

We don't have to stay here.

Y'all are absolutely right.

I feel like I was courtside

at a Milwaukee game

about 15 years ago.

Ho-wham.

It's close to Canada too.

Green Bay.

You feel like, huh?

Mm?

You feel like?

Okay, no, I was.

Okay.

Okay.

There we go.

You was with a packer.

Yeah, Joe is crazy. Getting packed up.
I'm Getting packed up Sure was Park said it I ain't saying Park said it Sure was Just go with a It was right there Just go with a You get to me Saying shit Niggas hit the gate Packed up Folded up All the Whoa Hey you Mel you can't talk to us Like that I'm sorry I I'm sorry. Why do you think you can talk to us like that? She was caught a hot flash.
Just relax. Okay.
I'm back. We're back.
We're back. Holy shit.
Okay. Shouts to all the baddies, Quarzada.
Indeed. Indeed.
Salute to y'all. Ice is right, though.
The Instagram has changed it. It changed it, bro.

Made you gotta be.

You wanna show it.

Yeah.

These bitches at the Bills games.

Shut up.

You know who was playing with the Bills?

Never mind.

I'm done talking to y'all.

I'm not talking to y'all.

I'm not talking to y'all.

I'm not talking to y'all.

What about the baseball?

I'm out of this.

What about the baseball baddies?

I'm asking you a question.

What about the baseball baddies?

Hey, Joe.

Joe, what about the baseball baddies?

The soccer baddies? They're everywhere. Golf baddies.
Golf baddies. Word.
See some nice baseball baddies? Hey, Joe. Joe, what about the baseball baddies? The soccer baddies.
They're everywhere. Golf baddies.
Word. Seen some nice baseball baddies.
Yeah. Seen them.
They're going to get their money. You ever heard of Derek Jeter? Yeah.
I'm talking about Shea Stadium. I ain't going all the way to the Bronx.
That nigga's resume is in the rafters. I'm aware.
I'm aware. So you're saying that your ideology, in closing for me,

is that the only way the baddies is coming is for a particular player or if the player are bringing them in.

Yeah, but I don't think that's what he was saying.

He was saying in that city, when it comes to a game,

the baddies wasn't showing up on their own

for these particular players back in the days.

Yo, what girls?

Like now, like these niggas are flying.

They're flying in, because I rememberas are flying. They're flying in

because I remember

being around them.

They're flying in

15 girls to fill up.

They have a section.

They get a certain

amount of tickets.

Mm-hmm.

Wives and girlfriends.

Mm-hmm.

And sides.

What?

The section.

The section sides.

Have we covered

all things?

Yeah, we did.

We did.

No, we didn't even

talk about music.

See?

All right. We should talk about music.
We can talk about music. We should talk about music.
All right. We don't care what the band is.
You wanted to talk about Luca. They all over the world.
You wanted to talk about Luca and his return to your home? Oh, shit. You're absolutely right about that.
I did before we get to music. Luca's return to Dallas the other night.
If you missed it, what a game. He had like 45, but I don't care about that.
I was right with him crying. I cried.
Yeah. I cried.
It was a good moment. I was just coming to tell y'all that I cried during the Luka Remembrance tribute video in the front.
That was the illest shit I ever seen for a player that didn't win no championship for a city or for a It was dope. Yeah.
Like for somebody he ain't in, but he did what, six, seven years? That was some ill shit for a seven-year player in a city, like to really see what he meant to that city. And all them crazy-ass shots and just what he did.
And that was unbelievable. Boy, I felt like a total bitch.
You see him crying. He was crying.
We was crying together. But then when he went to grab the Gatorade towel, I didn't have nothing to cover my face with.
It was just my hands. If you missed it, you missed a beautiful time.
It's worth your while to catch it on YouTube. Yeah.
Luka's return to Dallas. I will commend Nico, the GM, for coming out there and trying to watch the game.
My bad. Yo, when he put them tears down, he commenced to putting his foot.
And they asked him on another level for him. He was in a different zone.
I like how players just know what time it is with certain players.

Like, LeBron looked like he just, I know what we're doing here today.

Here.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Take that.

Go.

Got it.

Do your thing.

Go.

I'm out. It's your night.

And once it starts clicking, you're like, huh?

Feed him.

Cook him.

Feed him.

Feed him.

I see what you're trying to do.

Cook him.

Yeah, they all got no matchup.

Huh.

And he got the boogaloon on their ass. Yeah, no.
That was beautiful. I cried.
Shout out to everybody out there that cried watching that beautiful, beautiful, beautiful tribute. Let's get to music.
Oh, lastly, before music, it's a lot of noise kicking up about what the Pistons would do to the Knicks in the first round series. Let's bring it back down to earth.
It was cool. cute fun fun water cooler topic hey uh engagement farming uh uh engagement fishing the farm might produce a harvest that's why i won't even dignify this i won't even i seen the game the other night i won't even dign dignify this.
Click baiting. Click baiting.

Click baiting.

Grand names like Shaquille O'Neal throwing opinions into the mix.

Big Jersey.

That's our man, friend of the show.

But if you know Shaq, you know he stopped watching these games a long time ago.

He not watching these games. He up there freestyling.

He up there just picking shit, saying shit, whatever.

Y'all got about three more days before y'all can silence those lambs. Silence those lambs, man.
I don't want to hear no more. How many games? I don't want to hear no more.
If it's Nick Spistons first round, how many games? Five. Five.
Okay. That's, that's, that's, that's, sound kind of confident, dude.
I don't like my, my, my tone this pod with Detroit. Yeah, you gotta be careful.
You did Gary already. Let's be careful.
No, no, no. I absolutely love Detroit, though.
I don't like how I've been sounding. Detroit, what up, though? I love Detroit.
Sell out in Detroit. That niggas hold you down in Detroit.
You know what I mean? Laying out there, you need an outfit, they take you to the gas station with some clothes, nigg I ain't even got what to fuck.

Jumped right back in.

Yo, you said five?

Five what?

Games.

Yeah.

My man said.

Yeah.

That's what I said.

You good with math, right?

A little bit.

Niggas got over on you on them house deals, nigga.

Yo, what?

On them what?

On them house deals, nigga.

Where?

Yeah, 20% interest rate.

Fuck it. On them what? On them house deals.
Where? Yeah, 20% interest rate. The fuck? Oh, nigga.
I think it's got over. Can you imagine? I think it's got over with them fucking Woodbridge.
That little project you was trying to set up. Where that project at you was doing? I'm going to come egg that shit.
Egg time? That's what? Yeah, that's true. I'll take it back.
Take that back. Toilet paper that shit.
Yeah, I'm not. Egg's a fucking hole.
Toilet paper high. I ain't about to egg shit.
I know egg. Oh, shit.
Yo, he a piece of shit. I don't care.
I don't live there. What you saying? What you saying? I don't care.
I don't live there. What are you talking about? Come on, music, y'all.
Yeah, music, music, music music music I didn't see much that drop Lil Baby and Quavo put a record out called Legends I saw them teasing earlier in the week so I was anticipating to hear how it sounded I absolutely love the song nice it feels good Lil Baby's music kind of been it makes you feel good yeah it feels good to hear Lil Baby back in the pocket that I like to hear him in. I can rock it.
Yo, what the fuck? Yo, he back in that pocket. He in his song.
The song is... I like the song, though.
He a Chico. I like the song.
My chord My chord don't play loud That shit sounds Every other song That they make See and that's That's where I differ If you Lil Baby has been A lot of miss lately For me I'm just talking about The sound of the Like it ain't nothing new Almost like if you heard one You heard them all That's what I got It's been I want to say I want to say, seven years, eight years. We'll play.
I got you.

Since they've done a record together.

And hearing this sound like they haven't missed a step.

Which is, again, it's good to me.

Again, we different. Me and white boys talkin' billies Now it's Drake, bro, to them some billies Pretty shit, I got a rockin' all of my Carbon fiber, kiddy, this is Spider 2025, the speck of hyper ERD, the leather, like a biker Cooper, Cooper truck, I'm 100 slices Bro, then I'm behind me in a scratcher They gon' have them business, never call me Lawyer, Jason, royalty like Saudi Free little dirt, bitch, Trump, to get want to hear it out.
Excuse me. I want to hear it out.
But again, I'm happy just to hear him back sounding like this. Oh, that shit going to have the fucking bouncy house.
The girl dad's going crazy at the bouncy house. Crazy.
No, this one ain't for the girl dad's B. Okay, so there's another side.
Oh, the demon. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, y'all.
Demon outside. Demon.
Mr. Three-Pipe.
This is how the demon was born, y'all. Hey.
He said three-pipe. We put that girl dashing.
Uh-oh. The kids got to go to bed at some point.
Demon girl dad activated. Oh, my God.
Oh, girl. You come with a theme song, nigga.
Girl dad demon is crazy. Anyway.
That's what it does. What you were saying about it, Ish? It just sound the same.
It sound like, again, like, it ain't bad. To me, it ain't good.
Nigga, play this at your next closing. Seriously.
What song is it like now, Ish? Like that, oh, shit. It's not a bad song.
It's like the Commodore. I'm not saying's not a bad Commodore It's still a soul Yo it hurt me that Ish is going to be the first person To have to leave this pod Because he's just too old to pod Like at 57 No he not He going to still be like Back in my days When I first came here boy I remember when you first came here boy No, he not.
He going to still be like, yo, you know, back in my days. When I first came here, boy.
I remember when you first came here, boy. He going to be forgetting his thoughts in the conversation.
He said, what was I saying, man? Hey, let me tell you something. All that my man shit, ain't going to cut it at 57.
I'll check your old ass into a nurture home it'll be time holy shit at 57 we gotta cart him out you're already wheeling around now wheels you close I'm right? Mm? That's cool. I'm never leaving, though.

I'm never leaving.

I ain't got no doors to fall back on, boy.

It's your name.

I ain't got no doors to fall back on, boy.

This ain't a real estate thing with me.

I'm out there in the game where it's risky.

What game?

Anything solid in real estate.

I'm out there where it's risky at, boy.

Stay inside where it's safe, nigga.

Don't fuck with me.

Stay inside where it's safe, real estate, boy.

You crazy, dude.

Stay inside where it's safe.

That's where the money is safe at.

What's up? You feeling the stock pain? No, right? Because you're safe dealing with them houses. Nigga don't talk to me.
I'm out here where it's risky, dangerous. Dangerous out here, the demon.
The pod demon warrior. Tariff God, nigga.
You waking up. You waking up.
Tariff King, nigga. You did one of that shit in reality, nigga.
The tariff God's do with the spaces. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. You can shoot at me.
You can shoot at me. I thought he was shooting at you.
I was talking about him. Oh, oh, oh.
He was shooting at you. Yeah, you know what? He was shooting at you.
I didn't shoot at you. I didn't shoot at you.
I mean, you're the only one. He was shooting at you.
Yeah, he was definitely shooting at you. I wasn't shooting at you.
Well, I didn't take him to the shot. Clean it up, nigga.
Clean it up, nigga. We took it at to the shot.
Y'all both wear the same Jordans. I'm saying that ain't no tariffs with the spaces.
We don't wear the same Jordans. Number one.
Number two, nigga. Fix your boots, nigga.
Stop playing with us, man. I'm cool.
Stop playing with us. You want to let him talk to you like that? He ain't talking to me like that.
So what you want me to do? Get him? He ain't talking to me like that. You know what I mean? He ain't talking to them other realtor niggas out there.
You know what I mean? You got it, bro. That's right.
He kept his realtor He kept all his realtor relationships clear. Money safe in the podcast.
What? Boy, no, you won't go to B&H. Say something else.
I won't go to B&H. No, you won't go to B&H and cut a camera on you and say something.
Boy, say something else, nigga. Stay where it's safe at.
Okay. Stay where it's safe at, nigga.
Okay. You know about B&H? I don't know, nigga.
Nigga been here four years and ain't go to B&H. Scared to speak, but speak because he's scared.
He's been here four years and I ain't go to B&H. He just want to go buy bricks and cheat.
Cheat rock. Cabinets.
You mean like building bricks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't doing that.
Don't forget the nails. That's disgusting.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Some hammer or something.
Oh, the new electric screwdriver, right?

Yeah, yeah.

With all the little giddy.

Jogs here, right?

You got all the giddy.

Ooh.

You ship with the magnet on it, right?

And a light on the end of the screen.

You know, I can't see, really.

I can't see, really.

Goddammit, I dropped the screw.

Yeah.

Electric screwdriver. Old as hell.
You got the new screwdriver, nigga. That's the new having bitches.
I got the yellow, I got the red, I got the blue. I got the new toolbox.
I got the shit with the plug. All right, I'm done.
I'm done. The any of the others drop a music man? Who cares?

Okay.

Not really.

Not really.

Not done.

Nothing crazy.

Oh, man.

As flip, any Afrobeat shit came out?

No, no.

That nigga be trying to line the play up, boy.

Who?

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Who? Who? I got who? What do you mean? What? I support the music that I play. Of course.
Yeah, you do. You support the people.
For life. I'm a Caribbean man that come up here and play Caribbean music.
You support them for life. I do.
Why you have vibe cartels on your show? And why you're not going to the vibe cartel show. Who said I'm not? I said.
Based on what? Those things are pricey. Because you're not official.
You're not official. The nigga calls that you're not returning.
I'm going? Because you're not official.

Crazy nigga.

You're not official. The nigga calls that you're not returning.

I'm going there.

You're not official.

You're returning man calls, nigga.

Yeah.

You're not official.

Look at him.

He's trying to be in the air.

You know what I'm talking about.

He's going to be outside the Vibe show.

Maybe.

You know what I mean?

Be right inside with JR, nigga.

Know who you're talking to.

Never that.

Inside?

Two tickets?

Never.

Know who you're talking to in the back? Have you talking to, nigga. Never that.
Inside? Two tickets? Never. Know who you talking to?

In the back?

Have you seen the price of the vibes, skyboxes, and tickets?

Don't talk slick to me, because the fans are going to watch you every night that he's performing.

Yeah.

Queen's Flip.

Tell him you're getting on a face card.

You got the hookup?

You're getting on a face card.

Who you talking to, nigga?

That's Queen's Flip.

Those vibes tickets. All right, let's try it a different way.
Because y'all might not understand what I'm saying. If Flip is inside that Vibe show, it's gonna be like when the cops came to get me out that slaughterhouse show.
When they go inside the venue. Where you gonna be at? You know where I'm gonna be at.
Backstage.

Up top?

Up top?

You got to shoot with the zoom on.

You don't know vibes, yo.

You don't know vibes, Cartel.

You gonna be in the back?

You not that thorough in the Caribbean.

He's trying to be humble.

You gonna see.

He did an interview with ACT, nigga.

He did.

If you see him, you'll introduce yourself, though.

He follows me. I know him.
I speak to him in the... But you'll introduce yourself to him.
Again, reintroduce myself. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, maybe. Yo, I'm Queen Flip.
Yo, you follow me on the gram. Maybe that'll be my pitch.
You've said that before to somebody? No. Don't lie to me.
Who the fuck you talking to, nigga? Who the fuck you talking to, nigga? Yo, when you introduce yourself, just use your name, though.

Don't say nobody else's name.

Don't say Melissa's name.

Don't, like, yeah, like you did when you seen Flo Rida.

I didn't say that nigga's name.

I did do that.

Yo, when you seen...

But he knew who niggas was already.

Yo.

Don't do that and act like,

because you be trying to amp it, I'll get you.

You be trying to amp it, I'm going to get you.

I did not know you did that.

Mr. Plus One, stop.

You did that?

Stop.

Yo, you did that? No. Clear out.
He knew who niggas was already. I just said, yo, stop.
Don't drive mail for it now. Stop playing with my sister.
But stand on your own. Like that.
But I already introduced him already. He already knew who I was.
But stand on that, though. He was with Red.
Nigga, I know who I'm talking about. They make us know who I am, nigga.
Stop playing. Hey, yo, listen.
At the end of the day. It's OK if they don't know your name, I think.
They know killing me. Who the fuck are you talking to, too? Yeah.
You introduced yourself like you did to Nick. Nicky.
Oh. All right.
See, that one. When you couldn't use Malford now.
That was a long time. Yeah.
Like, when you had to just. I reintroduced myself to Nicky.
Yes. That's true.
That was documented. That was crazy.
That was crazy, yes. That was crazy.

Yes.

That was crazy.

That's crazy.

What he doing, right?

Yeah.

You know what he's mad?

When a nigga outside moving again and working,

he starts to go, you know how you do, nigga.

I'm going to fucking crack him up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like that.

Yeah. I don't like that.

That's nasty.

That is disgusting what you do.

All right, man.

No, no, no.

Say, look.

No, you got it.

My bad. I apologize.
No, no, no. You.
Say that. No, you got it.
My bad.

I apologize. No, no, no.

You're not lying.

I apologize.

I agree with you.

Vibes got to tell shit I'm going.

Nigga, I spoke to the man that you didn't pick up his calls, nigga.

I'm going with him inside.

So you the plus one?

No, I'm not a plus one, but he let me flip me going.

And I got paid.

If you pay attention to what I'm doing, just pay attention to what I've been doing.

Go to my page.

You bringing a gun?

Because that's why I'm not going

I don't feel safe

And I'm not a registered gun owner

So I'm not going

I'm going with him inside

No, we going as a unit

You got guns?

If you got guns, I'm going

You're telling me plus one

I'm not you, nigga

And your plus one be

You a plus one to uh-uh, nigga

You're not even

Yeah, and then come smile and male face

Oh, shit

And then come smile and male face, nigga

We ain't your friend, nigga

You like M and N, nigga

We ain't your friend, nigga

You down on the letter plus one, nigga

Don't smile and male face no more, shit. And then come smiling male face, nigga.
We ain't your friend, nigga. You like M and N, nigga.
We ain't your friend, nigga. You down on the letter plus one, nigga.
Don't smile in male face no more, neither, nigga. You smiling a plus one face.
Ooh. I'm back on your side.
Give me power, nigga. Give me power, you bitch ass nigga.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm a traitor. Give me power.
Yeah, we so toxic up here. You a toxic group.
You a toxic group. I'm sorry.
You a toxic divin' Joe. I love y'all, and I'm sorry.
You heard him? I love y'all, and I'm sorry. If I did or said anything foul to any of y'all in here, I'm sorry.
You too, if you are who we think you are, Parks. You never know.
We're going to find out, though. He looked like the nigga that was chasing Neo.
Huh? In the Matrix. Oh, in the Matrix? Mr.
Anderson. Yeah, we got to watch this nigga, man.
Where the fuck he came from? Parks. You think all white people

look the same?

Oh my lord.

You think all white people

look the same?

No.

That's a trick.

No.

Good job Joe.

Look no.

No.

They don't.

But we all smell like

bloke.

That's what you're saying.

Nope.

Nope.

Get out of here.

Leave.

Alright. Alright.
What else? What else we got lined up for you guys? Salute or video dropped. Okay.
Here we go. Eddie and Ellis.
A video review. Yeah, another one.
Two in two weeks. What's that? All right.
So what did we think? There was some cinematic beautiful shit and you get to do that.

Since it looked amazing.

Since it looked amazing.

As did whoever the lead was.

Yes.

Yeah.

We don't know the young lady's name but she's beautiful.

Is she a little sister?

No, she's not my little sister.

I don't know.

Shit.

For all I know, she's Canadian

because the director was Canadian.

Because you keep trying to take

some of the young baddies under your wing but they won't go. I am not trying to take anybody under my wing.
You got baddie interns? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Yo, that's the one. Yo, Pox.
Good shit. Oh, shit.
That was fucked up. What is going on today? Holy shit.
That's not true. Well, I can teach you how to be a model.
This is what you think. You got to pucker up.
Mel want to make it. Oh.
You heard what he just said? No. I said, well, I can teach you how to be a model.
Yo. Melissa Fuller, he said, no.
She's going to tell him you got to pucker up. You're mighty mice.
That's what you did. Don't talk about her like that, nigga.
She don't be kissing ass. She's wasn't even talking about that.
When you're taking pictures, you pucker your flips up. Get your cheesy ass eyes.
We don't even play all sides today. I'm a betrayer.
She be playing around, nigga. Give me a hug.
That shit you did? I don't like that shit you did the other day. I don't know what you're talking about.
When you were making fun of me and said, mommy, can I get a hug? That shit looked crazy on the internet. I said, he did that to me? You're like, yeah.
I hate that. And you're disrespecting my parents, too.
Stop. Never.
Yeah, stop. Your mother work at a man's office.
I wish she would have never said nothing about your arms. T-Rex.
I picture you doing the Bow Wow dance and I lost it. Yo, do me a favor.
Do the Carlton dance. No, no.
Do the Bow Wow dance. No.
Do the Bow Wow dance. Let me go.
You gonna talk about me like this? Yo, stop. This is a big audience.
Man, you gonna let them do that? Y'all keep doing that. We're going to have to return him to Jurassic Park.
We have to take him back. Yo, man.
Yes, my name is Lee and I can't see. I'm sorry.
There you go. Man, why y'all never join in when we be shooting at each other? Huh? Like, shoot at us.
You know why? Because we... I do...
You don't do it because we sensitive and fragile? No, she shoot shooting us above our head. She's smarter than us.
We catch the shot later on. And also, if she's shooting us, niggas just end up shooting at her, like, rapidly.
Her one shot gets... For the next year.
Like, pew, pew, pew, pew. Niggas get a switch.
Yeah, she's get a switch. For work? One shot.
We spray her whole cream out, nigga. She be like, but why? But he said it too.
Nah, nigga. You said it, nigga.
Fuck what he said to you. Let's get you.
Poor man. It fucked up.
I saw that shit. She was right.
She put that to my attention once I... No.
Oh, shit. Yo.
She's right. Yo.
That shouldn't be true, but it is. It's fucked up, though.
It's mad fucked up that we do that. Why that? Because y'all bad people.
Why does that happen, yo? She shoot. We all can shoot that joke.
She shoot that joke? Let me tell you something. Facts.
And it be up for the next month. Yeah.
Facts. That has to change.
Hey, dude. Let her get her shots over this, bro.
Had to change recently, though. I feel like I don't have to switch on Mel no more.
I don't do that. I don't have to switch.
No. And the is I don't have to switch on Mel no more.

I don't do that.

I don't have to switch.

And the kids don't have to switch on Mel no more.

I do have a question for you, though.

Here we go.

Did you go out of your way to look like him?

Yo.

I need the side-by-side.

I need the side-by-side.

That's why I'm staring at Molly.

Oh, shit.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Y'all love it.

I just let her have it.

Let her have it and move on.

I've been wondering that all morning.

Let her have it.

Just move on, nigga.

That's funny, son.

No, that's funny.

Oh, shit. No, I will not return fired to this episode.
No, or next one. No, no, it's coming.
Mel do be getting better. I'm sorry.
It's coming. It's coming.
What should you get? You go out of here. Holy shit.
It's been a fucking shootout today. What's going on? It's John Moranfall.
I felt bad. Mel came in from the suspension.
She was gone for a month and got fired. I was like, oh shit.
I need a chill pill. I came in with a bulletproof vest.
Oh my God. It's got to be hard working up here sometimes.
But you strong. Thanks.
Thanks. Y'all strong too.
It's tough on all of us. Don't talk this shit, Joe.
All right, come on. All right, look, we were talking big freeze.
So artistic. Finally, big freeze.
You had a question for us. What's a classic song that we could do without? Okay, yeah, because I was, no pun, reminiscing about when I went to a barbecue with Mary J.
Blige. It was really Angie, but Mary was there and all that.
Okay. And the DJ was in the middle.
I think I told y'all. I was there.
Oh, you was there? Yeah. Are you talking about dancery? No.
The DJ was in the middle of what I thought was a really cool set. She pissed.

And this was a great experience for me because I ain't talking shit.

Mary doing it.

Mary dancing.

Hey.

And Mary just started shitting on classic after classic after classic.

Those are my favorite people.

Mary turned into Shaq.

And the more I listened to her.

You started agreeing.

She's making sense.

She really had good points though. She's making sense.

You don't want to hear that though

Mr. Wall from the B-Bunners

she killed Return of the Mac

Mark Morrison

she destroyed that one

I almost could never hear

the same

but it's such a great song

that fuck what Mary

was talking about

niggas are tight

I love you Mary

but anyway

so I wanted to come ask y'all

is there a classic

well not is there

pick a classic

and shit on it

Doves Car

holy shit

what is a

shit

Thank you. is there a classic well not is there pick a classic and shit on it Dove's car holy shit what's a classic let me finish explaining it first before he fucking pulls the big reveal out pick a classic that you think the world would be just fine if we eliminated all together? Overrated, just who even made this a classic? And let's just totally obliterate some shit.
The Girl is Mine. Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
I fucking hate that song. I could take that off his discography and never miss it.
Is that a classic? Yeah, of course. But why? What is it about that that really grinds your gears? Like, what's whack about it? Get in your bag.
Fuck the girl is mine. Like, talk about it.
You can be mean. It's a song.
It's not a person. No, I just think it's hokey.
It's corny. It's just, it feels like on the whole album, it doesn't even make sense in its placement.
Okay. Yeah, that's just.
Sequencing beef, I like that. Add some sequencing beef to this.
I've never liked the song. Even when I was a kid, I never liked the song.
I got an easy one. It was his birthday recently, or anniversary of his death, so rest in peace to DMX, but Party Up is my least favorite song.
It feels like someone's putting screwdrivers in my ear. Party Up.
Y'all gonna make me that one? Yes. Yes.
It's like someone's putting screwdrivers in my ears. Everything about, everything about, even when I learned it was a diss track, I was like, oh, maybe I need to go back and reevaluate.
It's on my head. And it is like nails on the chalkboard.
Oh, you man's been to the gym before. Damn, Parks, for real? Oh my God.
Hold up, man. You're going to give me a migraine.
Hold up, man. And Mary J.
Blige, the dancery one as well, the Dr. Dre record.
What? Family Affair? I hate that record.

I'm with you. I'm fucking with you.
I will run from the room screaming. And I love Mary.
Yeah, but what about when the song comes on? I will not. I run from the room screaming.
I've never liked it. I've never liked it.
Because that's your regular bag running away. Just screaming.

Just screaming.

Just screaming.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Y'all standing on this? Hell no. The Jadakiss remix? The Jadakiss remix? Y'all stand on this? Oh, you bugging, boss.
This is trash to you? Yes. Beat dope.
I don't like this song. Yeah.
Even the beat for Dr. Dre's standard to me is like...

Nah, this beat is alright.

I keep telling you

that about my...

It's very in the kit.

Alright, so Parks went

to party up.

Mel went

and said,

the boy is mine.

What you got, Flip?

I don't know.

I'm stuck.

There's not a classic song

that when it comes on

you're just like,

fuck.

I got to think. Let me think of it.
I got a whole list of like rock and roll ones too I need those Baby Talk ones, Aerosmith has one I hate that song I hate Goo Goo Goo Gaga by either the police or Queen that one too no wait Radio Gaga. Yeah, I do like Radio Gaga.
Oh, blah, Diablo, I Die by the Beatles. Any of those, like, baby talky sounding...
What's that shit from Right Said Fred? I'm Too Sexy. I'm Too Sexy.
You buggy. Okay.
He ate on that one. No, we can keep it.
I keep saying that, but white-ass dogs cry. Yo, we have to say...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? No, put your phone up, big dog.
You have to tell us why. No, now ain't the time to be on your phone, though.
You have to tell us why. Yeah, you gotta look at us.
Yo, if Prince didn't make that song, y'all wouldn't like it. What is that? What are you cutting grass? What is that? Oh, shit.
What the fuck you talking about? We asking you what you talking about. Tell us.
Explain. The song comes on.
What else don't you, what else do you hate about? Hey, this ain't, we listen and we judge quietly. Yeah, like, what else do you hate about? That shit don't, it ain't it for me.
I ain't gonna say nothing, I'm chilling. No, I'm just saying, it's not it.
You ain't with none of that 80s. I think it's dope.
That's dope right there. I don't know if you're being funny, I don't know.
No, no, that's dope. So what do you hate about it? It's about to come.
This. Him or him.
Oh, he's saying Prince fuck this up. That's fire to you right there.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes. Touch if you will.
Nah. I'm not mad at you saying that.
And I'm a Prince dude. I'm not mad at you saying that.
That one right there. Well, I am mad.
But as you saying, I don't remember. Yeah, it's cool.
I love that.

I love how Magnatis' voice

is in that song. You know some of my favorite

shit on a song is whatever

the artist is doing

before the song starts. And when it

ends. Like to kind of get him in the,

no, but for me, when it ends, cool,

but before it starts, cause

you either flew that there cause you thought it should be

there, or you really did that to get in your bag to do the song.

Like when you yell in the booth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Lil Wayne lighter.

The fucking, I don't know why he's doing that.

I don't even know if he's lighting something up.

But the fact that when that lighter goes off, you kind of know something.

You know, I like it.

All right, Winduves Cry.

What up?

Anybody else?

Anybody else?

I've been trying to think of one.

I mean, I got whole albums that fall under that. But a song? Put me down with something, Lauryn Hill.
Damn, this guy. Anything? No, no, miseducation.
Do up. Yep, no, I like song, but take that album out of here because it's too much that hangs on that album that puts her up where she don't need to be in my opinion.
And it's because of that album which is an R&B album not a rap album. I want to have that debate again.
But is it a good R&B album? So he just shouldn't but he just shitting on that as the classic that it is. I'm shitting on that.
It shouldn't be what it is. No, no, no.
She shouldn't be what she is as a rapper based off of that. Because that is not a rap album but because of its success and how that album was received it puts her in a category and higher up on the list and i believe she deserves to be so i blame it on that album so get that entire album out of here okay uh for me i'm gonna go with uh one the star spangled.
But that ain't really what we're talking about. No one regards that as a slap.
Third verse is a little tricky. It's been around a while.
You're right. It's kind of timeless.
You're right. But I knew that that would kind of be against the rules.
So I picked another great white slap that the whites tried to make me think would be around for an eternity when I was in elementary school. But now that I'm an adult, I know better.
Let's play this bullshit. And we can get rid of Bette Midler's whole catalog, too.
That's fucked up. Listen to this.
Oh, please. Get this fucking wind beneath my wings shit the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

Bye.

I'm cool with that.

This was like a...

They tried to make this a graduation song at one point.

It did.

It is.

It is.

No, buddy.

Well, I dropped out.

Partly because of this.

Listen.

You ain't want no wind under your wings?

Niggas be crying to this shit.

This is like the audio version of Star Trek, what white people did.

Shut the fuck up. Listen to this song.
The words ain't that bad, John. This song is a mess.
Everything about this needs to go. I mean, it goes with the movie.
The words ain't that bad. Don't worry.
What movie? Beaches. Yeah.
Fuck them beaches. Yeah.
Dump bed, middle, or whole. You the big The big black trash bags The contractor bags

Yeah you gotta get

The 55 gallon shit

Hey the shit that you can put

All the leaves in

It just ain't

All the leaves on the side

Bette Midler

Come on let's get to the chorus

Of this bullshit

The chorus dope

This song has got

You can't do that

To when doves cry

And big this up

I'm not biggin' it

I'm just saying it ain't

It gotta go

Your life wouldn't change

Miss a beat

Look

This is her breaking down

Gone crazy look Thank you. when doves cry and big this up.
I'm not bigging it. I'm just saying it ain't.
It got to go. Your life wouldn't change

or miss a beat.

Look, this is her

breaking down gone crazy.

Look.

And the valedictorian

this year.

3.9.

Yeah, that's funny.

It's Samantha Walderbrook.

Come on.

Make sure we're

Samantha Walderbrook to the stage. Walder the salmon Victorian what's the other one salad you told us Alman one salmon tutorial The saluted this nigga says I believe I can fly.
Yeah, we had to sing that.

We had to sing I believe I can fly.

Wait, hold up, y'all.

Listen to how white people bring the drums in.

Listen, look, listen.

Check it out.

Before we knew who Pharrell was.

Look, she didn't call Phil Collins.

Look.

You need a little Phil right here.

Dope.

Yeah, she went past him Phil Collins. Look.
You need a little Phil right here. Dope.
Bypassed. Yeah, yeah.
She went past it. Oh, my.
That shit was. Yo, throw Bette Midler in the trash.
No, nigga. You got to.
You got to, nigga. I bet Midler.
Yes, you can. Well, for a music career, yes, you can.
I was trying to find some other ones, but. You can say it.
It's all right. We ain't going to lose our black.
Oh, speaking of losing cards, are y'all gonna go get the real ID shit that they say you need to fly that they say is a form of racism and systemic oppression against black, brown, and minority people? I got the... I already got it.
Well, we... I had it a couple years ago.
Hey, Big Freeze. I know, I know.
Hey, Big Freeze. Check it.
Buy the books, man. He got the beta version.
He had that shit years ago. All right.
I got the little passport card, so I don't know if I need it. You don't.
You don't need it. That works.
That works. I'm defiant.
Or even your passport itself. I got a passport.
Anything that got to go through Homeland, you get it. You have a passport card.
Why do they say all that other shit you just said? You need real ID. So now, even if you're traveling domestically, you can't use your driver's license no more.
You need the driver's license that has the real ID chip or some shit. When does that start? May something.
May something. Yeah, but he said the reason why you need that, he says oppression and all that.
Where did that come from, that theory? Joe? That's not true. No, I'm not.
Oh, I was like, don't put that on me. And I don't know yet, but the theory comes from them saying not enough black, brown, and minority people will meet the requirements to get one and that this will be a tool for certain votes in the future.
Like, you will need this to participate in certain voting in the future. I can see how this would be prohibitive to a lot of people.
That's what they're saying. I don't know if that's true.
They already have a license? No. Because I thought all you had to do was have the same requirements.
There's some people that don't have a license. True.
And there's some people that have maybe some troubling family shit where they can't get their birth certificate so it's harder to get the proper identification. Again, listen, check with your local authority on the matter.
The difference with the two is the real ID is federal. So it's like when you go to New Jersey DMV, New York DMV, whatever state you're in DMV, it's just a state check.
Whereas now it's a federal check. Got it.
That's the main difference. So now you're approved to fly

anywhere. You just have to use that

license instead of your regular

driver's license. It ain't like you gotta go

through no extra steps. Can you travel in the future?

Will you be able to travel with a warrant?

Probably not.

Book them, Dano. That's what I'm saying.

You coming from New York?

There's certain things I just don't know yet,

but they're saying that this will be used as a tool

in the future. Again, I'm no expert on the matter, but

Thank you. Book them, Dano.
That's what I'm saying. You coming from New York.
There's certain things I just don't know yet, but they're saying that this will be used as a tool in the future. Again, I'm no expert on the matter, but I can see it getting funny.
And I'm saying that as somebody that probably plans on going to get it. You don't need it.
I don't have the new passport card. You're a regular passport.
I have a big, stupid passport. And that works.
Dog, we know it works. Nigga, you used to carry a passport in your pocket that's nice second shot second shot oh he can't wait he can't don't do it move on yeah let it go let it go there you go no you wanna know why I think I'm just speaking from my own experience because if I lose my identification I'm supremely fucked because I'm Canadian it takes a whole lot more I thought you were still going to get back well he's going to come rescue me from what I heard you a legend I didn't say anything what did you say? I.
Press him. I said some people would say you're just getting it back.

I'm just getting what back?

Your real identification.

Oh, God.

It's okay.

It's just a joke.

It's okay.

I got it coming to me.

I know because I've made fun of this. It's a joke.

It's cool.

It's cool.

Y'all ain't going weird when jokes happen.

Y'all.

I'm kidding.

I ain't even understand the joke.

Well, listen. Anything I say on here is a joke, and I love y'all in real life and care about y'all.
You hear that issue? We love him. Ish won't say it back.
I'm going to keep trying. But that's from some childhood trauma shit with him.
Joe. When he call your name, it's like he getting serious.
No, I'm not even saying. I ain't even answering.
I ain't saying a word. That's what I'm saying.
Nothing, it's cool. Exactly.
I've never seen such avoidance. Move your mic, stand, flip.
Sure, sure, brother. I'm saying I love you.
Thank you. See? That's what he'd be saying to the girls that say it first.
Oh, there you go. You got him.
We got him. Hey, that was a kill two birds and one stone.
Got both these vijettes. Damn, man.
God damn, man. I love cases, bro.
But you do the interview with that real estate girl in the kitchen all night while everybody sleep in the house. There's nothing wrong with that.
You won't tell me I love you, but you stay up for hours doing that interview in the kitchen, not going to bed at in the morning while everybody's sleeping in the house please stop your nonsense bro cause when you don't play back I gotta play more for it that did sound crazy yeah it did did you come up with a song no out of all the white music you listen to I can't come up what people on your chest uh oh what Nyla Blackman song can you do without? None of them I don't want to answer that None of them right They all fine Not necessarily but I don't want to answer that She's talented I fuck what I don't know You think like Queen Billy Joel Bruce Springsteen You know what that reggae song Some of that Bruce Springsteen shit overrated too. By T.O.K.
When You Cry, I Cry. Footprints? Wait.
Yeah. Wait.
What? Yeah. All right.
I'm shutting down now. Hurry up and come back.
That shit fucking back. It's all right.
There's a message behind it. It's just, uh.
I feel like there's like a Sean Paul song that I could. Never.
Wait. All right.
Y'all about to watch it. All right.
All right. moving on.
He was in the video, nigga. All right, moving on.
Just because you didn't get paid for the video shoot, don't listen to him. Yeah, we moving on.
That's a lie. Just because you didn't get paid for Make It Clap, don't do that.
I got paid for that shit. Shut the fuck up.
You wasn't Make It Clap? I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Against the remix? With Busta Rhymes? Talk to him now. You don't think that was foul, that you were showing up to video shoot to steal the lead role from other girls? I was not showing up to steal.
You don't think that's fair? You have no regrets about that? But if the steal happened, she did an interview on it. Lives were altered when people didn't get the role to diamond selling singles because you're a little fast ass.
You don't give a fuck. No, not really.
Whoops. You heard it here first.
You ain't show up to that Puff, Genuana, Usher. I sure did not.
I know. No, I did not.
You had some competition in that house. I need a girl.
That little shit. Was she invited? What year was that? What year was that? What I need.
Yeah. That might be.
That little thing was right.

You're next to me.

Yeah.

That might have been when I took the exit ramp and I was now a television host.

They ran you off the exit.

No, no, no.

They ran you off the exit.

You got to know when you got to elevate.

Them new Thundercats was coming.

Go to the next platform.

I was done being a silent star. Talk that shit, man.
to the next platform. I was done being a silent star.

Now I can't exactly hear my voice.

I was done being a silent, you know what I mean?

She wasn't in a video with choruses you disagree with.

I don't agree with that chorus.

I don't cosign that how to treat a man,

like empower him.

Why you reverse that like that?

How you just made it about that?

She ain't sharing the dreams you believe, nigga.

You paying or nah?

You paying or what?

You think I'm sticking around for what you broke

and building up, building you up?

Great, tell him, Mel.

Shut up.

Tell him.

All right, at least tell him.

Wait, tell him that you're not sticking,

you're sticking around for the build up part. At least that, because there's some niggas out there that's thinking you will fuck no you're not helping build a man I'm too old for that shit you gotta be ready made that's what makes it better it makes it better all women ought to.
There's a couple of, you know... Projects? Projects, yes.
Definitely some projects. Definitely some projects.
So you went to Michaels with the projects? Or you just waited until they got trapped? No, I mean, I was... invested.
I was fully invested. You know, I bought

the glue gun.

I got the glue gun.

I got the construction

paper and the macaroni

and shit.

Yeah.

The macaroni and shit.

Okay.

Even though, so we clear,

I'm not blaming bitches

for not sticking with

niggas through the

build-up process.

Leave him.

I think it depends on

your head.

All these niggas go get

rich and then go pick a

white girl.

Leave him.

Or Spanish. Leave him.
Yeah, boy. Nah.
Be a white girl. Be a white girl.
They do. Leave him before he do it to you.
He going to get that check and treat you bad, girl. Hello? All right, forget it.
Oh, please. Anyway.
Russell Wilson. Hey, tell him lies to somebody else.
Huh? Did you see Russell? You know, never mind. Come on.
It's a giant. Did you see that milk in his fridge before Ciara changed his life? I saw it.
Like, honestly, though. I don't know about that.
I just know that he's with Ciara. Did you see the fucking milk? No.
From the draft. Nigga.
Bad milk? Did you see that video? But it goes against your point.

Thank you, Ish.

No, I'm saying that that shouldn't be included in my point.

That Milk was so... I'm talking about a black dude that was with black women.

I see what you're saying.

I'm talking about a black dude that came up and was with a black woman all through high school.

And then they get the money and the deal and then they leave her.

I'm not talking about Russell, who was lining up an all-star uh cast of white mid he had the white mid i'm just saying but that go never mind y'all making me talk bad about people and this is my love episode wait what this is my love episode i didn't know i've been telling y'all fucking stupid fucks i love y'all all episode oh that's true it's only him no won't He don't know how to respond to love He grew up I grew up fine my nigga My nigga My nigga now That's like the trauma champ My nigga is trauma champ I'm not your nigga I'm somebody I'm somebody that loves you. Look, look, look, look.
You're not saying. That's what I'm saying.
He awkward, yo. I'm far from.
It's good, though. Keep moving, bro.
So how your sneakers don't match your hoodie? Anyway. Yeah, he tried it, though.
Yeah, he missed. What are those? Nah, the tongue does.
What are those? What are these sneakers? Nigga, them is Bobos. I don't give a fuck how much they cause, Neva.
I didn't say anything about the price. I know.
I put it didn't say anything about the price Y'all be doing that a lot to rich niggas The broke nigga bring up the price before the rich nigga I didn't say nothing about how much this cost That's not true either though The broke nigga don't know what it costs No, but the broke nigga always goes I don't give a fuck what it costs Nigga, the rich nigga didn't say nothing about what it costs That's not always true That be the rich nigga defense When a nigga say that's a nigga say that's trash nigga this is such and such but if the broke nigga say it first then you can't say it's the rich nigga's defense so you try to you try to take the jab away from him no but what if I just like these then say you like some bobo shit right then it don't matter what they cost yeah exactly well guess what you in walking boot, and I'll fuck you up right now. Yes, I will.
No, you won't. Say, what else you don't like about my outfit? I don't like the sweatpants.
Say something else. Them shits is trash.
The sneakers is trash. The t-shirt is all set up.
It's a little boxy. Don't let him get to the safe first.
Don't let him get to the safe. Don't fuck him.
His thing, he can fight in a walking boot. Yo, he is crazy.
No, I don't. I don't think I can fight in a walk.
The Chippendales nigga is in your home. In your refrigerator.
You trying to fight your friend, nigga. Go get homeboy in the fucking onesie.
In the crib, nigga. With the button out there.
Oiled up. Oiled up.
With an eight pack, nigga. Feed, feeding your fucking seeds.
It's cool. Fucking onesie.
All right, come on, y'all. What else we got? We have to grow up at some point.
Next year. You're stupid, though.
I'm not podding when we have to pod mature. I don't want to pod.
Whenever that day comes, we're forced to do it. We actually had to do it for a little bit.
I'm glad that we don't have to do that really. It's over.
It's over. Ruined our Cat Williams interview.
We had Cat first, but that's when you couldn't talk. Yeah.
And even then, he tried to talk a little bit. We had him and said, hey, how do you feel about cancel culture? We want to get flagrant.
We had him when he had all of the fucking handlers and publicists standing behind him.

Sure did.

It was dangerous.

We want to get him by himself.

Let's get flagrant, nigga.

Damn.

I ain't going to find niggas on interviews getting flagrant now.

Yeah, they are.

They are.

They sell it.

And they be allowed to talk about whatever the fuck they want.

Some niggas talking too much in interviews.

Yeah.

I keep seeing it.

No, not in hip hop.

It's only the no-jumper niggas that's talking too much.

The athlete niggas is killing shit.

Thank you. Some niggas talking too much in interviews.
Yeah. I keep seeing it.
No, not in hip hop. It's only the no-jumper niggas that's talking too much.
The athlete niggas is killing shit. They cutting that camera on and saying, yo, let me tell you who I'm going to punch in the face of the game tomorrow.
It's like, wait, what? Oh, no, you see the new shit now? With Pat Bev's statement and niggas jumping out? Yes. Yes.
What he said? Yes. He listed some niggas that he would cook, and they just, like, Lou Will, Ty Lawson.

Pat Bev is tough, bro.

And they are responding in real time to him.

Oh, you mean B. Jennings?

No.

I didn't see Pat Bev say nothing about Ty Law.

Pat Bev.

I'll find it.

I didn't see that. But the athlete dudes are having a lot of fun.

Yeah, they're having fun.

It might have been Brandon called out Lou Will.

Somebody called out Lou Will. Lou Will's like, yeah, I'll take that.
Let's do it. It's fun to watch.
Lil Will is the man. Lil Will is the man.
Wallo, Lil Will was in Philly when he talked a robber into going home with his family. Take that, nigga.
You out there. You keep trying to be Lil Will.
Fucking sick of Wallo. He's an idiot, yo.
The car just driving by. Oh, shit, look at Wallow.
Save me somewhere, nigga. Get your ass.
Yeah. What Pat Babb said was, Lou Will, Jeff Teague, Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson, every one of them motherfuckers know, you get on the court with me and I'm going to dog y'all ass.
And then Reed posted the clip and tagged all of them. And Ty Lawson responded, oh we heard you but look to win 1v1 you have to score 11, 16 or 21 points and there's no fucking way you're going to score that many on me.
That bag you have is empty and there's no fries at the bottom. But you're still my God-o.
God damn it.

That is disrespectful.

You don't know how he's little.

You put the fries on.

Yeah.

Shake your shit up.

That ain't the five-dye bag, man.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

That's just one of them.

They've all been responding.

That's funny.

But I think all that's great.

See, you can't do that in hip-hop.

And them niggas are going to put

cameras around and sell that shit.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

That's also one of my,

just while we're on the topic,

That's also one of my, just while we're on the topic, that's also one of my favorite business models and strategies of all time. Five Guys fries in the bottom of the bag.
Like, y'all know that that is a thing, right? No, I don't know that. Oh, you don't know that? No.
I don't know that. I know McDonald's fries.
I love to buy a fry and dump that shit out and put ketchup put ketchup and salt in there and shake it up five guys you order a small fry and it's really like their thing is the fries more fries in the bag than in the cup they're doing that on purpose i didn't know it was intentional they just dump the customer can remember the experience and got it's a whole thing of the whole talking about it really yeah i didn't know that along with that was intentional. That along with Arizona and the 99 cent thing, two of my favorites of all time.
But anyway, and news about nothing. The other one I heard was, I think it was Starbucks with the no small or something like that.
And it's a trick on your mind to think, oh, well, I'm going to get the medium, but the medium is really a large. Pause for anything being able to trick your mind hey that shit work that's your making money fuck all that and so it's about they find a way to trick what's wrong I was trying to think about what I said what's the smallest size trick-or-de-tick is wrong 16 ounce mm-hmm yeah but it's grande means large I know I'm just saying this is 16 months.
I don't know what grande means. Who? Mucho grande.
Why are you telling me? Why are you telling me? And now you're telling Ice. Now they're telling me.
They tell you that all the time. Look, it's mucho grande.
That Newark couch, boy. They say that about Newark boys, though.
What? What happened? What'd they say? Nah, I don't even know what you're talking about. Journey City niggas like streaking.
What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, man. What the fuck are you talking about, yo? It's all right, dog.
Ann. Look at you.
Yeah, look. Ann.
Look. Your man on your ass.
Who? All right, you gonna say nothing. Go ahead, Q.
Then I missed it. No, you didn't.

I promise you I did.

All right, I'll call you.

If there's somebody that's currently on my ass,

I swear to everything I love,

I'm unaware of it right this second.

All right.

That's why I'm probably in such a good mood.

I'll tell you later.

Say something.

Say something now.

It ain't started later.

I'll flame your man up, whoever you talking about.

Wait, whoever you talking about,

I won't flame him up?

No.

Say it in Parks and Rec. Leave it.

Leave it. You're going to ignore that nigga like the plague.
Who? Somebody is back talking about me that I'm going to ignore? Come on. Who? There's only three people he'll ignore.
I was one of them. Oh, okay.
All right, cool. Wait, somebody on my ignore list? All right, cool.
Keep it moving. Don't matter.
You can put the phone down. I got to see.
If it wasn't them three, you ain't going to see it. He said it is.
But you're not going to see it. Well, I'm not going to see it.
No, no, no. Where's my phone? Oh, man.
Don't matter, you can put the phone down. No, I got to see.
You ain't gonna see it. He said it is.
But you not gonna see it. Well, I'm not gonna see it.
This is raining, though. No, you not gonna see it.
What fucking phone? I can't, where the fucking phone at? Phone get hot when that one pop off. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's cool.
I don't see why this. I don't see nothing.
Tell us, nigga. Yeah, we won't tell.
We'll believe it. It's all right, fam.

Let's go.

Aw, come on.

We partied, man.

You say it, I used to go. Yo, we having a good time, yo.

I don't know.

I said it was one of them three.

Come on, we having a good time.

Nah, because he, never mind.

I'll tell you in a minute.

I'll smack the shit out of your man.

Your man, nigga.

I'll smack the shit out of your man.

Take that, nigga.

Tell your man I said suck my dick in his butt.

All right.

Look at New York, nigga. Tell your man I said suck my dick.
Him and his butt. All right.
Let's go to New York, nigga.

Oh.

Let me see.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I forgot about him.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Oh, oh.

I got out of there, man.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

This shit.

Your man.

I don't know.

Fuck. I didn't know that's who he was talking about.
I didn't know that. Okay, no.
Yeah. He on your ass.
He on your ass. Stop, but you're going to gas him now.
Stop. No, I'm not even dignifying.
All right, cool. I'm not dignifying.
Come on. Come on, let's go.
He's safe. I know he wasn't dignified.
Oh, shit. It's all right, dog.
He didn't see that. This broadcast is too...
No, I wouldn't see it. No, I would not see that.
And this broadcast is too big. I know.
I know. Beat y'all up at the same time, nigga.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you crazy? Turn your shit back on. We don't stop.
Are you crazy? Oh, man. All right.
Somebody segue us. I'm sorry.
That was funny, though. Somebody is not in the lead for part of the month segue us to the next joint.
Oh, well, then here. Let me get you.
I'll hold it down for you. Yo,, alright, some news that fucked me up.
Did y'all hear about this helicopter crash? Yes. We weren't on the rock.
Sad section of the... Well, I mean...
Yeah, it's time. It's time.
You can only play but for so long. True.
Well, we want to say rest in peace. There were six people killed in a helicopter crash.
Rest in peace to Augustine Escobarar i believe is the gentleman's name his family and his wife and three children and the pilot i wish i knew the pilot's name because i feel like not enough light is being let's can we find the pilot's name i feel like not enough light is being i i keep hearing recipe the pilot died too but this man died with his family no the pilot was pilot was a person. No, the man was rich.
Yeah. Well, that's the thing that we learned later, right? We learned that Augustine Escobar was an executive for Simeon, the tech company.
So they got to give you a little sauce to get the conspiracy theorist people going out there. Okay, it looks like his name is Sean Johnson.
He was a pilot in the helicopter crash. He was a veteran of Navy SEALs and he'd recently moved to New York City with his wife.
Damn. Yeah.
I hate that. Yeah, it's terrible.
Navy SEAL. That story really, really fucked me up because I had tickets to go on the helicopter tour same company for this Sunday coming up what? that's insane yes I was taking Shorty we were doing a helicopter tour the ultimate New York City tour it leads right out of Jersey City same company New York City helicopters and I was just telling her about a couple couple days ago.
And then I saw this. And I was like, holy shit.
We were doing the ultimate one that goes all the way up, like towards Yankee Stadium, around and come back. So you ain't going no more? Hell no.
No. No way.
Going to the helicopter ever? So you mean to say that this was like meant for you? No, I didn't say that. I'm just...
No, Joe, it wasn't meant for me. It didn't happen Sunday.
I'm just saying something that close to what I was just getting ready to do. That is absolutely crazy.
That's terrifying. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
It's terrifying. It is.
Yeah, rest in peace. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace. Like it's a movie shit.
I don't like watch it. The propeller just flew off the bitch.
Yeah. That's just it.
Like, that's some television shit. Yeah, but...
Yes, that happened. But I don't want to speak like that was the cause.
We don't really know what the cause was yet. The cause of the propeller flying off, you're saying? Yes.
Oh, no. No don't know.
I'm just saying, but you saw the propeller fly off the plane and go across the river. I know, but I was shocked to learn that this helicopter left from downtown New York or just right down there and made it to Midtown only.
Like, when this first was reported. They went around the Statue of Liberty and they started coming back up.
I know, looked up the helicopter but I just didn't know it was that what could be wrong with a helicopter that you're not getting 15 minutes into your route maintenance and how can you protect yourself as a passenger like I know when we take the fucking private, we try to find out as much as we can about the company and the pilot and the records. As a passenger, with a tour company like that, bro, all you really got is reviews.
That's all you got. You don't get access to these records or none of that type of shit.
You don't know who's flying. You don't know nothing.
Yeah, you don't know the last maintenance. I don't even think they would be negligent.
You get what I'm saying? Like, I mean, they would be found negligent. But I don't think that that would be in their best interest.
You know what I'm saying? They lose money, all of that shit. I think it just might have been happenstance.
It might have been an old helicopter. I don't know.
Oh, no, I wasn't conflating it. No, no, I'm just saying, like, yo, dog, I don't think they want that shit to happen.
Of course not. Because, again, but...
Yeah, nobody wants that to happen. Some loose nuts, bolts, whatever the case may be and that happened.
That's crazy. Yeah, that was, but rest in peace to their families.
Yeah, for sure. And shit, the shit in DR.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Oh my God. The roof fell in a nightclub.
How many people so far? 220 last time I read. Yeah, rest in peace.
Ruby the singer. It was 130 something last time.
They keep finding it. I guess it was a small juke joint type of spot that got popping so they upgraded it but didn't really upgrade the infrastructure.
They had ACs and generators or whatever on the roof. But even in that, when I saw it on the news, I feel like they had recently passed whatever their inspection was.
Everybody's inspection criteria don't be the same. That's true.
Same with that. Remember that fire that I think it was in like Rhode Island or something like that, like a couple of ago where like over like a hundred people died and they passed all the safety inspections.
And yo, I'm not saying this is the instance here but we, anybody, inspections you can get around. Yeah, exactly.
Come to find out they had been, they'd skirted a lot of the Yeah, like we know. Yeah, the technical shit.
Money talks. Money talks.

Mm-hmm.

How many times you done had a car

and ain't take you through inspection

and went and got your sticker

from over here?

I never.

I never did that before.

I did that.

Oh, okay.

I never did that before.

Now, that's peace.

I did that before.

But how many times have you

since we...

I've never been to the

auto inspection station.

That's another thing to say

about Newark dudes.

I did like three times.

I've never been to

an inspection station in my life.

Damn. Ever.
So you always... I've never been to an inspection station in my life.
Damn.

Ever.

So you always-

Do you never bought a used car?

Yeah.

No.

What he's saying is, he got the connect, nigga.

Yeah.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

All right.

Peace.

That's peace.

Rest in peace to everybody.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Rest in peace.

You're not an anomaly to me.

I know.

Hello?

I see your face. You're not an anomaly.
Yeah. I don't care that you never did that, nigga.
You're not an anomaly to me. I know.
Hello? I see your face.

You're not an anomaly.

Yeah, I don't care that you never did that, nigga.

You're not a special.

It's all right.

It's okay.

Because he be saying shit like, yeah, I never did that, nigga.

I didn't.

Can't ask you.

Yes, you did.

My man say seen you at the inspection spot.

I know.

My man.

Yo, it's pulled up, yo.

My man seen you right on Commuter Ball.

Yeah, inspection spot on Commuter Ball? Yeahore? Yeah. All right, what else? Huh? Hello? No, no, go ahead.
I said they ain't see you, didn't even. I've been to Commutipore.
I went to all of them shits to find out what to do before I hit that gap insurance. Hey, I went to every little inspection slash fix the car up spot in Jersey City.

And they all looked at me like I was stupid.

I said, don't worry about it.

All right.

I got it from here.

Don't worry about that, bro.

Oh, I want to say a story and throw my girl in a fucking dumpster, but I can't.

But I want to.

But he won't do it anyway. I'm not going to do it.
Oh, shit. do it keep the peace in your household there you go yeah shout out to that keep everybody free that too exactly um this guy's crazy what else we got what else we got what else we got that's important or unimportant or just wanna make fun of some shit uh wait actually that's not, that's not true.
That's not true. And that's tactless.

I'm sorry.

You're a little off-sandish.

I was saying that.

Oh, absolutely not.

Yes.

Come on.

I forgot we was just doing that. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to anybody that we just lost. Our thoughts, prayers, and condolences to the people that lost their lives and the people that unfortunately had to witness that.
Word. You cannot imagine

going on a quick

little vacay run

with the whole family.

Your whole family

being gone.

Word.

Everybody.

Like, nah.

Nah.

Tomorrow's not promised.

It goes.

True indeed.

Girl, you're looking

sweet to the night. Hey, wait a minute.
You like my mind You like my mind Jossie Kanye gave strict instructions on what to do after he perishes I did not No What were his instructions? No, nigga, I ain't doing that shit Thank you I think he said he wanted his service to be a week long. Give everybody a chance to speak, so every day should be 12 hours.
And some other nuts should he say. You wrote that Bill's passes are required.
fathers to pay child support from data conception conception conception whatever the word is no I wrote that conception conception same shit where's that where's that law that's in Texas okay good we dodged one we dodged one we dodged it if it was here then we. We dodged it.
If it was here, nigga, we can't stop.

No, I'm not.

Ish, you would come here with an attitude, nigga.

Fuck this boot.

You come here injured, nigga.

You would crawl to work, nigga.

Ish, come on.

We dodged you, bro.

I'm down with you, boy.

I'm down.

Stay married, nigga.

So from the day that you get...

Shorty knockout. ...have sex.
Conception. you're going to start paying child support from that date.
Well, what if it ain't yours? That's my point. Shorty might have been humping three or four jokers.
Now all three or four niggas is paying money? Is it a refund clause? I mean, it doesn't make any sense, honestly, but I would assume that once paternity is established, then if this actually is something that happens, then you have to backdate it. Oh, that might be possible.
Yeah. That's wild.
In that case, I'm not really all out against it, to be honest with you. Oh, you're not? Really? No, because women got off families when somebody's pregnant.
Oh, the pregnancy itself costs. It costs.
No, not just the pregnancy costs, but you start prepping. You know what I mean? You might buy a crib.
You might buy a bassinet. You're buying clothes.
You're buying pampers. You're buying all of that stuff.
Those are expenses

that somebody incurs.

From conception?

Well,

yeah,

it's a little different,

but where do we draw the line?

Like, oh,

once she four months,

once she five months.

You get what I'm saying?

I don't think the dollar amount

would be crazy,

but

get the hand-me-down show.

Ain't Texas one of those things

where it's crazy?

Get the hand-me-down crib.

No,

not from what I heard. What? The child support? Yeah, I heard that shit ain't Texas one of those states where it's crazy get the hand me down crib no not from what I heard what the child support yeah I heard that shit ain't crazy hey listen you on your own when it come to that you want to throw baby showers you want to buy nigga listen you on your own I just saw a fucking tweet where a man said that no one showed up to my baby shower fuck my family him and his girl and the camera the camera and the photographer.
Nah, he said I had to use a timer. Yeah, he had to use a timer.
To take the picture. You on your own, man.
All that conception shit. Neither one of the sides of their family show.
No, Bobby. Nah, we don't fuck with you.
I support that. Not showing up to the baby shower? I support not showing up to your friend's shit if it's not lit.
Some baby's gotta be lit. But how do you you know it's not going to be lit? You just know.
You get there and you say it's whack. When I put the address in my maps and it say 90 minutes or more.
You just know. Okay.
You ask me. I mean, it's all right.
I'm you don't nigga. You buy the biggest gifts at the baby shower-ish? You buy the biggest gifts? Like, you try to offer.
I usually don't buy gifts. Give bread? Yeah, I just give a card with a gift card.
Oh, gift card bread. What's the most you give? Gift card to where? Like 500? Depend on the people.
Like five? Depend on the people. If I hit you, can we be friends again? I'm going to hit your ass back.
Yeah, we good. We good.
I hit hard, too. I don't know why you keep talking about fighting, nigga, like, you or something.
Not on hitting you. Yeah, but it looked like it.

Nah, he giving a $500 gift card at the baby shower while you come in here with a fucking toaster or some stupid shit.

At the baby shower.

A toaster.

Not a toaster.

A fucking, what would you give, nigga?

Joke on me again.

You're going to be toast.

I'll fry you up, nigga.

I'll kill you, nigga.

Let's get it.

Let's get it. You know I'm on it.
You know I'm on it with you. I'm I'm on it.
I'm on it with you. I'm on it with you.
Just a chill. But we can't be friends again.
If you hit me, we can't be friends again. I'm at it for real.
Wait till my foot get right and then you punch me. But it didn't start with your foot right.
It started now. No, it started a long time ago.
Maybe that's the next event that we do for pay-per-view. Get a little boxing.
I dare you, girl. What are you trying to get on the money again? Get out of here.
I'm going to bring... Who would you box? I'm going to bring Corinne Stephens.
Who would you box? Oh, shit. She goes by Lisbeth or something like that now.
I'm going to bring her. Wait, don't do that, because Bow Wow just did the interview where he spoke life into Corinne Stephens.
Shout out to Corinne. And how not enough people have done that.
The same shit you was happy that Drake did to you. Okay.
All right. What do you say? Give me a hug.
Give me a hug. Right this second to this whatever.
Joe, she left a pod. What? She left a pod and put the video out.
Yo, why are you doing that? Yo, and it's always you to keep bringing it up. Like, why are you getting over there?

Because I'm on her side

when it comes to that.

We do what we want.

You understand?

We on her side.

Yes.

You're going to get

knocked out, too.

See, you don't really like that.

No, you're going to get

knocked out.

You don't really like that.

You can't change your bio, nigga.

You stop speaking for people.

You don't want to fit these shit?

Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you got that.

Yeah, I know.

I don't give a fuck, nigga.

I don't care, nigga. Flip the script, nigga.
Oh, edit this? Oh shit. Yo, go ahead.
He ain't writing it down. No, I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
What else? What were we talking about? 50 in your bio? No. Yeah, he pinned the tweet.
From 2017. Get off my page.
But then he came in every day saying something to Mel. That's the hypocrisy I be talking about.
True. I'm a hypocrite.
You know what? I need to represent and support her more on her journeys. Well, we've been looking for somebody to represent Mel.
Thank you. I wouldn't be the right representative.
I wouldn't think they would take serious.

I think that makes sense.

Are you here to represent Mel?

We close the door on this nigga, please.

Shit.

Now you might do great.

I appreciate that.

Thank you, bro.

Get your foot together so we can go outside.

You don't go outside?

I'm back now.

Where you going?

Back where?

I was in the hospital.

My wife, she had me in there on the lock, nigga.

I'm like, dude, I'm trying to go outside to get the hoodie.

She's not falling for none of that texting me.

When the man said, yo, both parents could go back there,

but right now, both parents do not have,

both parents cannot go back there at this time

because we didn't get a room for him.

I'm like, yes, I'm about to go outside.

She said, you go, nigga.

Bing, bing, bing. She said, you go, nigga.
She was texting me. No, no, no.
She went. She was texting me like, yo, we're in room 50.
I'm like, yo, leave me alone. What hospital are you going to? LIJ.
I don't know what hospital's out here. I was just, no, I forget it.
Just where, nigga? I feel like I was just having kind of the same kind of talk that you have. But I was kicking girls in their back that have kids and use their kids as the excuse to go do their thing, do their numbers.
Like the girls that make it look like they're never doing their numbers because they're always with their kids. But I know...
The kids be a segue. I know that trick.
You bitches got their kids right at the Hilton day room while they bust along. Are you crazy? You know how long I've been outside? I know bitches don't care about their kids well-being.
Some dudes, a lot of dudes, a lot of women do. But that ain't who I'm talking about.
Are you talking about the ones that don't? Yeah, those are respect. It's a lot that don't too, though.
Yeah, those are respect to the women. It's a lot that don't.
I'm talking about the ones that's leaving their kids in the Burger King bathroom while they skate up. He shot my man Bell when he left his kids at the McDonald's.
For a job interview. She doing a, she at the job.
She working. She got the job already.
Hey. Touche.
Gotta bring home some bacon. That's true.
That's true. You know what I mean? I mean, them Jordans costs.
What'd you think of that, Mel? I don't know. Look, fire some bitch.
Enough. Leave her.
There's too much fire in it. We got to take off with Mel.
Come in. You know what I think? I have no thoughts on that.
It's all right. It's all right.
It's all right. I got it.
I got it. Should I get fed up one day, though? And tell the truth.
Tell the truth about you bitches. Anyway, what else is important

or unimportant?

Let's see,

Jabba Rant.

Oh,

Netflix has gentrified

the Pop the Balloon show.

Yeah.

Yeah, they did.

Netflix has absolutely

gentrified the Pop the Balloon show.

This is craziness.

And it's live.

Live, yes.

Oh, yeah?

Live.

Oh, live adds a touch.

That's different.

Live adds a little touch to it.

So the girl who started the show,

she was the host,

the hostess, right?

Thank you. Live.
Oh, live adds a touch. That's different.
Live adds a little touch to it. So the girl who started the show, she was the hostess, right? Correct? Not on Netflix.
I'm talking about like on the YouTube show. I have no idea.
I haven't seen so many versions. I don't even know what the original one is.
Okay, well, if she was, then they completely replaced her. Some niggas in the hood had to pop the balloon show.
I'm like, I don't know what's real. I think everybody's just doing it now.
Well, the word is, and again, fact check this yourself because I do not know, but the word is that the person you're talking about handpicked the host that you see on that. Okay, Yvonne Orgy.
She's amazing. She's great.
I just was surprised. I don't know if that's true or not.
Did they move her out the way for a celebrity? I don't know, but. Okay, if she did that.
I'm just talking about seeing all of these white people. That's what got me.
I'm seeing more white people than I've ever seen before on this Pop the Balloon shit. There was a guy that said that he was racist on there.
I'm trying to find his name. He was racist, just not under the premise of this show.
Well, actually, I take that back.

Because the premise of this show, one of the highlights for me is that you get your shit off respectfully.

Respectfully.

Like, you're telling somebody respectfully why I would not date you. It really ain't meant for shade.

A guy named Johnny Bananas called the black woman a monkey on there.

Wow.

No, he said he did not call her a monkey.

He said you look like you should be hanging upside down from a tree eating a banana. What the fuck? He called her a monkey.
He called her a fucking monkey. Actually, that's working.
Joe. That's Joe.
I'm just saying he didn't say you are a monkey. I got you, but Joe, I'd rather he said that.
Shit, don't tell a black person nothing about hanging in tree. I don't think Netflix can put that out, you guys.
Don't say hanging in tree to a black person. You look like you should be.
I don't care how. Upside down, right side up, don't say that.
Joe, when you heard that, how did you feel? Because I know you're very pro-black. They said that the show was...
Well, I was against the show including white people. I think some shit should be gate kept.
Got it. Agreed.
That's crazy. Yeah.
Unfortunately... They said Arlette...
Like, why we couldn't get a balloon? Like, we was was chilling but I understand the business of it and the politics of it and sell out then that's it what were you reading where he was where he was looking at me like you wanted smoke they said Pop the Balloon Show or Find Love was started by a married couple Arlette Amuley and Bolia Matundi. They created the show and host the show which gained popularity as a viral YouTube series.
So I guess they did the casting? No. Yeah, sold it to Netflix and let Netflix do this dumb shit that they did.
Same shit, remember Square Game?

Mm-hmm.

When they were talking about,

and the person who created the show was like,

damn, I only made X,

and y'all went and blew it up to that.

It's that.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

You look like you should be smack,

pat, boop, boop, boop.

I want to know, was any other black people?

Were.

Was any other black men on?

Yeah.

Was any of what?

Other, like, what? Black and Tessin? It was all women. A nigga.
Some security is black. Somebody, there's supposed to be some blacks somewhere.
They're supposed to jump the shit out of his ass. Seriously.
He supposed to got stolen. You look like you should.
Oh, boy. What? You don't think so? And you.
Matter of fact. What?

You're asking a lot of people that are, you don't know why these people are on the show,

right?

That's true.

We're on the living room saying he should have got snow.

I agree with that.

It might have been borderline scripted. It might have been borderline scripted.

Unless you fucking, who's the nigga I like that's just running around beating people up?

Aaron the plumber.

Aaron the plumber.

I like him.

Me too.

I like him.

I ain't gonna hold you.

You know,

he did some shit the other day

I didn't like.

That's not true.

He did something the other day

I didn't like.

And one of the clips

I saw,

I'll tell you out here

because I do like

what he's doing out there.

I like the fade

spoken about

with positivity,

keeping the guns

out of our hands.

I like that message.

Even if it's bullshit,

I like that message.

He beat up half

the Erica Minichel. Yeah.
I see him set it on two white boys, twins on the bus. He's like, yo, one of y'all say something else.
I swear to God, I hear both of y'all right now. Say it again.
He took his shirt off. He's like, oh, we got to air him now.
Boom. Boom.
And what happened after that? Get up. The white boys ain't even going to the house.
No, they left the show. We don't even want to do this.
Yeah, they left the show. Y'all got it.
Yeah. I can't imagine his plumbing business.
Oh, he got his ass whooped. I can't imagine his plumbing business is doing great.
You can't just be fighting out here. Or the opposite.
And then plumb. Today.
Whatever. Niggas saw him.
A clip went up yesterday. Niggas saw him in the supermarket.
You know how niggas wouldn't pull his phone out he was like he was on the phone he was like yo what's up with that fade though nigga just laughed oh yeah so now when they see him in the street they ask him for the fade as like a thing that's pretty cool dangerous guys it's like a friendly yeah yeah it ain't a question. They fans of his now.
It's just like his tagline now.

Okay.

Yeah.

Ish, you never got booked to do handyman work and then double back to the house?

Like to do handyman work?

Mmm.

Probably.

Yeah, probably.

Well, you know what the handyman work is.

The second thing I stood on that shit

Yeah, lay pipe

Oh

Today, are you proud of that?

I'm not regretful

Were any of them, like, married or anything?

I'm not having sex with nobody

In no married people's house

I didn't say nobody in the house

Now this nigga got morals

This nigga is You don't got common sense, nigga. You a hump a married lady in they house? No, I'm married, nigga.
No. I'm married, no.
If you weren't married. I can't think about that because I think that's, it could happen.
No. I wouldn't want to picture that and put that in the universe.
What?

I would not go

to anybody's house.

I've,

no,

not,

I've done something

similar in the past.

But you did for you

just take it there.

She wasn't married,

but they were,

they lived together

in the same house.

In their house.

Shh.

Actually twice now

I don't think about it.

Two different people.

You deserve whatever you get.

Shit.

Yeah, I don't do that.

Never. I was a scumbag.

I told you, you don't go to girls' houses.

Not only do I not go to girls' houses,

I ain't really fucking a married girl.

Oh, I...

I require more.

I demand more anymore.

Dangerous game.

So did she?

That's why she was...

I'm an affection.

I'm that guy.

The girl that has a significant other.

Maybe not married. That wasn't my bag.
I've was... No, I'm affectionate.
I'm that guy. The girl that has a significant other.
Maybe not married.

That wasn't my bag.

I've done it before, of course.

I've done it a few times.

In they house?

No.

He don't go to houses.

I don't go to nobody else.

Man.

He's just talking about somebody he...

I think you're asking for trouble, my nigga.

I ain't going to nobody else.

And deservedly so.

You're right.

You learned your lesson from going to somebody else, right?

Yeah, Heather had all them fucking roaches in the crib

on fucking Claremont.

Heather from Claremont.

It's crazy as hell, nigga.

Like, nah, I'm good.

Talk about spending the night.

I did, too.

Ew.

And woke up early.

Yeah, I told you.

You took some shit home with you.

And woke up before her.

You took some shit home with you.

I told you.

Roaches galore.

That shit look like Joe's apartment. No pun.
I told you who had the roaches and they shit. Oh, you did.
Terrible. You did, I don't remember.
Somebody I know? Yes. The roaches and Eskimo.
Ask me if you stayed. Somebody that makes us Eskimo brothers.
You went behind me again? What you did? No, I popped. I think you popped.
Who popped first, though? Who she liked more? That don't matter.

Don't try that.

You be lying, though, because you'll take them out and be like,

I would never pop that girl.

Well, I take plenty of girls out that I wouldn't pop.

But then you pop in secret and don't own the pop.

I don't pop in secret.

Well, we talking about back in the day.

You talking to us.

We talking about back in the day.

I didn't pop in secret.

I did not pop in secret.

Did you pop in secret back in the day you said you're talking about back in the day?

I'm talking about back in the day. I know I wasn't popping in secret.
Nigga, when I pop in the day you said you're talking about back in the day? I'm talking about back in the day.

I know I wasn't popping secret.

Nigga, when I popped, you see him outside.

You see him at the Greek.

You see him over here.

You see him at the club.

You see him. I was outside with mine.

So much so that the fans called me a relationship-based person because I was outside with people that it wasn't like that with.

So you only?

Everybody.

I put a camera on everybody.

I wasn't there.

No, you did not put a camera on everybody.

Well, of course, we're not talking about 100% of people.

Snickers just be up here lying, yo.

No, because we're talking about the majority, not 100%.

It's that couch.

Yeah, yo.

That's it.

How did I catch a fucking straight?

Same way that y'all's been catching them.

Because your lies be crazy.

Now your shit is spreading on me now.

It's contagious.

Contagious lies.

Oh, yeah.

God damn it.

This nigga's crazy.

Anyway, and if it was a secret, you was on my dick asking all week. week Hey did you pop yet Hey did you pop Did you pop Did you pop Jennifer Hey hey did you pop Hey did you pop Jennifer Did you fuck Jennifer Nigga get off my dick Nigga One you lying Number two You the nigga that comes To the door with the cup Yo What's worse Asking a man Yo you pop Or act it like this? Get your fucking pet detective ass out of here, yo.
Stop fucking in that in my house. Nigga, it wasn't your house, nigga.
Well, I ain't never been to your house, so where was it? Where you was fucking at? Hey, yo, shut up, yo. It's all right, dog.
You shouldn't have been fucking that little wrestler girl, I mean that tall girl anyway. Ice, you want to pop that girl? Yes.
Everybody in here would have popped that girl. That's not true.
I don't think Joe would have popped that girl. I remember when Joe first met the girl.
That is not true. You're going to piss me off.
I remember when you first met the girl. You're going to piss me off.
I remember when you first met the girl. Ish, I wouldn't touch that girl.
Is she pretty? Ish, I wouldn't. I remember when Joe first met the girl.

Yes, she's a pretty girl.

Joe wanted to pop that girl.

She's pretty.

No, I did not.

Yes, you did.

You was on that girl's head.

Antoine, you were lying on me

on a platform I built

You remember when you first met her?

which makes me angry.

You remember when you first met her?

If you was doing this on Bag Fuel,

I wouldn't care.

But when you do it here,

I get madder.

Do you remember

when you first met the girl?

No, Antoine.

But his memory's so good.

Ice, did he want to pop?

I don't think,

I never saw that.

Nobody in the world

I don madder. Do you remember when you first met the girl? No, Antoine.
But his memory's so good. Ice, did he want to pop? I don't think he...
I never saw that. Nobody in the world has seen that because I didn't want to pop that girl.
I don't think... If I wanted to pop her, you wouldn't have popped her, nigga.
Why you think that? If I wanted to... If I broke the tree, pop.
He got him. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. One v one.
Everybody chill. This ain't even needed.
Everybody chill. Everybody chill.
Look, everybody just relax. Ooh.
Pull down the shit on that. Uh-oh.
Yeah, if I wanted to fuck you, wouldn't have fucked. Why? Hmm? Why? Because I, what do you mean? Why wouldn't I fuck? Because I just said that wouldn't happen.
My question is. You wouldn't have got the chance.
Says who? I'm telling you. So what about all the other work that I popped that you tried to pop that you didn't pop? That never happened.
It did. That never has happened in my life.
In your brain. That's never happened.
But it's cool. That's never happened.
We're not even going down this road no more. Ever in life.
What I'm telling you is, I remember the day we met the girl. Right? That goes the weasel.
Bitch, if we pop the same chick, it's because I told chick. Yeah, now go ahead.
Two years. Oh, you told 100 years.
I ain't like, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, because he's the go second nigga. But then he get on these platforms talking like he ill.
I don't think he ill, is what I'm saying. If I'm the go second nigga, you couldn't go second.
Go second. Because they wouldn't give you no box.
Like who? But like who?

But like who?

Stop. But like who?

He got you.

He got you.

He got you, Jim.

I've been in the diner at 3 in the morning.

Put the gun there.

I'm going crazy.

Stop, yo.

Stop, my nigga.

It's all right, bro.

3 in the morning with the diner?

Yo, anyway.

He trying to expose secrets.

I can't expose them.

All right.

That was him after I dubbed him, picking him up, taking him to coach house. That was him.
No, that's a lie. I'm lying right now.
Now I'm just farting. Now I'm just trying to make it juicy.
But yeah, this thing is my son, man. Stop playing with me.
Anyway, what else? Yo. How many times y'all went behind each other? But just so y'all know, stop, because we haven't fun.
I just want y'all

to know,

this is the style

of Bodden I like.

I love this part.

This is great.

I love just a random,

just reckless,

shooting,

lying,

theatrics,

acting,

fucking shitting

on shit.

Oh, yeah,

fuck when doves cry,

nigga.

I'm on your side now.

I'm on your side.

I love this

for a broadcast.

It might be

a pay-per-view episode. Let me tell you went behind my man, gang? Who, him? Never.
Never. He never fucking nothing I wanted.
You crazy? He can't just have it to himself. So how many times he went behind you? He can, because I don't want them.
How many times he went behind you then? I don't want them. Oh, count them.
Count them up. 25? At least 25.
Oh, she's nice. He went behind me at least 25 times.
That's the one he's saying he didn't want to pop?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, shit.

Well, I'm definitely not lying about that.

Did she have body?

Yes.

I'm about to show you.

Yes, she did.

She had, but we don't view body the same.

That.

Ice.

He looked at different bodies.

I need you.

We don't have the same definition of body.

You said she's a wrestler?

No.

He say that because of her height. Oh.
I'm just saying we don't have the same definition of body. And I'm's a wrestler? No, he said that because of her height.

I'm just saying we don't have the same definition of body.

And I'm not bringing that up.

I don't want to shit on her.

She could have been.

Like, she was a pretty girl.

I'm just saying something that was a fact.

But hold on.

This is something that I'm going to be respectful to my son,

but this is something on my man's body that you can't get.

You heard her?

I'm talking to you, boy.

Something on my man's body that he turned down that you can't get, boy. Oh, Oh.
Why you think that? Because you just can't. You don't got it, nigga.
You want me to say it right now. Put your pom-poms away and tell me why you think that.
I was on your side, nigga. My pom-poms away, nigga.
You're something on my man body that you can't get, nigga. Like what? I'm not saying it.
It's a bunch of them because you like junkyard dog. No, you don't fuck nothing that I can't fuck.
Especially if I used to say means that you used. He don't want me touching the name.
Oh, wait. You heard him.
You heard him. That was nasty.
Now let's stop because he getting nasty. That was nasty.
Now let's stop. Now let's stop.
Now I'm done. That was nasty.
4,500 make them all dance. Oh, he going crazy.
He potted. He potted.
He potted to piss me off. You hear me? He potted to piss me off.
He potted to piss me off. I snuck you.
He potted to piss me off. Hey, luckily we all marry and love now.
Oh, yeah. I pardoned.
Joe Joe, don't let him talk to you like that. He pardoned to piss me off.
Joe Joe. You hear me? He pardoned to piss me off.
Joe Joe, I snuck you

that the nigga talk to you like that.

But he pardoned to piss me off.

Hey, luckily we all marry

and love now.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, he pardoned to piss me off.

He pardoned to piss me off now.

I hate smoothness.

He was there.

Oh, you go so low, yo.

LeBron James,

you are a witness billboard

on the side of Cleveland, yo.

You a witness of Joe.

You was there.

You weren't having to play like this

on a platform that I built like this. That hurts.
Let me see how witness of Joe. You was there.
You ain't having to play like this on a platform

that I built like this.

That hurts.

Let me see how I can.

Snake is crazy, y'all.

Anyway, man.

Let me tell you what I think

of this fucking Quavo song

before you piss me off.

Let me tell you what I think

of fucking Quavo

and Lil Baby

before I get mad

and the demon is born.

Don't fit, nigga, yo. Come on.
Let's talk about something. Fucking demons.
Oh. Oh.
Look, he'll fuck that. Look, that's exciting.
Look, that's exciting, fam. That's exciting, fam.
It's nice. Yo, I'm like a movie star, yo.
Don't talk to me no more. What, always acting? Don't talk to me no more, yo.

Oh, shit.

That was good.

That was cool.

That was good.

That was good.

That was good.

Mark made him witty.

Oh.

All right.

Hey, yo.

What happened?

I didn't say nothing.

Y'all just thought, man.

I said, tell me.

I didn't just shoot me for no reason.

All I have to say.

Let me cue up, man.

This is true.

And I love this.

This is fire.

I ain't letting it go, Paul.

What's the name of that fucking...

Oh, duh.

Made you look?

Duh, I'm stupid.

Do, do, do, do.

Do, do, do.

Ooh.

Come on, man.

Why not?

I need it from the top.

Why not?

I need it from the top.

This is history, baby.

Mission is Steve Stout. Lenny.
Ha! God, sir. Whoa! Wait, wait, where? 248, actually.
Oh, okay. Be safe.
D-Block, what up? Brave Hawks, what up? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yo, ain't nothing to trouble, Lord.
You're not kicking the door with with deep-flop, brave hearts And the double R, don't make me let the machine off This is methadone music that you can lean off Okay, fuck, made you look The remix with me up on it I copped your shit, now I break weed up on it Hans, I play with that man And, And, hey, fucking future seer.

Everything is real I see.

Like my niggas that been home

when they only got the GLID.

Oh my God, let's go J-Wan.

Let's go.

Fucking go, nigga.

You came out with balls, nigga.

Fucking nigga's dance is great.

B-Dot is back with another list.

This time we are doing the greatest

posse cuts. I wasn't mad at this list I am yeah 100 what's missing it's 10 it's 10 no it's 10 it's 10 and then mad no I wasn't mad I wasn't mad but I found something to be mad about but it ain't horrible alright so it's the top 10 posse cut list.
He says the criteria is musicality, impact, relevancy. So I'll go in reverse order.
Was that the end of the criteria? Yeah, that's all it says. All right, see, he's just getting checks now.
All right. And that's where I have a big beef with number two and we're going to have an honest conversation about it.
Okay. I got beef with something else on it.
One is Benjamins. There shouldn't be no beef with Benjamins.
Well, you want to do a verse or you want to start? Oh, dude, start at 10. Start at 10.
Start at 10. 10 is the symphony.
Okay. And that's the problem.
It can't be 10. And that's the problem.
You can't find nine. The symphony.
You cannot find nine songs better than 10. Whoever is making the posse cut list is wrong.
Let me ask you. If you are putting symphony at 10,, you're not the person to do it.
How old is BDOT? I'm only, I don't know. I'm only at.
Google it. Let's ask him.
Ask GVT or somebody. Somebody look it up.
I'll keep going in order. His skin's still beautiful enough to be 35.
A lot of that matters when you start talking. He's 40, bro.
Oh, no. Inexcusable.
He's 40. Inexcusable, B-Dot.
That nigga birthed up. 40 years old.
You can't have you. That nigga birthed that day after my.
Well, he don't have no, but I had an older brother. So let me not say that.
And I'm older than him. I'm just going to say, yo, like not for no, it wouldn't be on mine.
It would be there on my list. It's impossible.
But you'd be wrong is what we're saying. I see what you're saying.
I'm going to say this. I see what you're saying.
There are people that may not have it on the list.

Yeah.

Or have it low.

It is that old.

So I respect that.

I don't respect that.

I respect that though.

This is my point.

Those people are wrong.

If you, Siskel and Ebert, and this is what you do for a job,

I think it's your responsibility now to go watch Gone with the Wind.

And Citizen Kane and movies like that.

So B-Dot is a music journalist. the problem with that is cisco and ebert was off air long before the fucking world changed so yes they got to be the movie critic the movie critic niggas got to get microwaved out too but not just yeah so it's microwave people that's doing this they don't notice know the symphony.
To your Siskel and Ebert point,

watching it with today's eyes and ears for the first time,

it ain't going to hit the same.

That's like if I go Let's Love.

It should though.

It should.

Not necessarily.

Not based on what you said.

The symphony has aged well.

So why don't we play it?

How do you know the impact?

Let's play it.

If you wasn't there.

Because there are no posse cuts without it.

But you don't know that

because you wasn't there.

The impact you can't account for

because you wasn't there. Like I'm going to sit here.
He's right with that. Let me run the rest of the list real quick.
He's right. Ice is right.
Scenario is number nine. I got a problem with that.
That's wrong. I got a problem with that being nine and ten.
No. I don't care who's first or who last.
Mute up, nigga. But I know that y'all just better rock this at the drop of a dime, baby.
That's Marley Mall. Hold up.
Hip-hop royalty. Yes.
We're starting with who is the... Top.
The baby face, the fucking, even before him, we're starting with the... Architect.
Crème de la crème of whatever you think you're good at picking. In hip-hop, yeah.
We're starting with that. We're also starting with Craig G, Big Daddy K, the best MCs in the world.
Niggas don't know that. I'm trying to tell y'all.
But then I can't talk hip hop with niggas that don't know that. And that's fine.
And that's fine. He can make a list.
You can make a list. Yo, the other day I went in Bergdorf, right? And it was low in there.
So, there was some fucking hipster kids in there talking to niggas that normally help me shop. And they was having a hip-hop talk.
Nigga shades on glasses. I'm fucking hiding from hip-hop talks.
And they in there arguing with the people saying that Mac Miller and Lupe Fiasco are overrated as I'm trying to shop on a beautiful fucking Sunday. Some of us love this too much.
They can shut the fuck up. I was just thinking the other day.
So when I go to ring, I'm sorry, Parks. So I go to ring up and naturally, hey, Joe, man.
Oh, God. No, this is my man.
This is the guy that normally helps me. Okay, okay.
He's he's like yo joe man these kids they just told me yada yada yada yada yada and i said but then we don't know i'm saying kids but we don't know kids is 25 no i agree but it's still but i said to him these kids telling me lupe and mac miller yada yada y And I said, you have absolutely no business talking to these kids about this subject. It's not that they can't have an opinion.
That's their opinion. They write in their opinion.
They are ill-informed to speak on this subject if you think that Mac Miller and Lupe Fiasco are bad at rapping. That's not saying you think they're bad at rapping.
They said irrelevant. They said overrated.
Overrated. If anything, Lupe Fiasco is underrated.
He's underrated. Yeah, yeah.
He's underrated. But overrated does not mean that you're bad at something.
Hold up. Now we out of the rock for a little bit.
Now you made me mad. I grabbed my backpack now.
I got my jam sport now. Come on, come on.
Nah, I'm coming home. I'm coming home.
Look, I see you today. I see you today.
Yeah, it's the day. Yeah, look for Swords, Symphony.
Many in the past have tried to do what I did. It's just the way I came off then.
I'm gonna come off stronger and longer, even with the drum on. Hey! Hey! 40 and up! 40 and fucking up right now! It can't be number 10.
Chill it. This can't be 10.
And scenario can't be 9. Hold up.
You ever heard that? Hold up. Hold up, B-Dot.
Hold up. You lucky I don't know how to spell scenario.
S-C-E-N-A-R-I-O. He might not have it in the scenario.

I don't have it in the scenario.

You don't got the remix?

No, I'm just, it's in here spelt wrong, I bet you.

It's in here spelt wrong.

It's just in here spelt wrong.

That's all.

Possibly cut a bunch of different graphics.

Actually, I want to say this scenario is spelled wrong.

S-C-E-N-A-R-I-O.

So what are you saying?

Is scenario the song spelled wrong?

I don't know.

It's not spelled wrong.

It purposely spelled wrong.

I don't know.

No, it did not.

No, it didn't.

All right, so I'm just wrong.

All right, it's fine.

Thank you. S-C-E So what he's saying It's scenario The song He's saying I don't know It's not saying They purposely spell it wrong

I don't know

No they did not

Alright so I'm just wrong

Alright it's fine

What's the list

Parts please

That's embarrassing

No no he's gonna play

But I'm talking about like

Alright go ahead with the list

Number 8 is

24 Hours to Live

Number 7 is

4-3-2-1

Number 6 is

I Shot Your Remix

It's mad wrong

5 is

Bling Bling

4 is

International Players Anthem

Thank you. three, two, one.
Number six is I Shot Your Remix. It's mad wrong.
Five is Bling Bling.

Huh?

Four is International Players Anthem.

Three is Band From TV.

Two is Flavor In Your Ear Remix.

And one is Benjamin's.

So, stay here. What? Oh, go ahead.
Stay here.

Never mind. No, no, no.
Come on, please.

Dog, none of those...

I'm going to argue

and say

Thank you. Never mind.
No, no, no. Come on, please.
Dog. None of those.

I'm going to argue and say

Scenario and the Symphony are top five.

Like Flavor in Your Ear remix is not better than

Symphony, bro.

It's not.

Or Scenario.

Either one.

But I'm not mad.

I'll give you the top five again. Top five is Bling Bling, International Players Anthem, Band from TV, Flavor in Your Ear Remix, and Benjamins.
Bling Bling sounds like it was some pandering. Don't to me.
We talking impact. Impact, that is a very impactful record for what that did for cash money, for what that did for, they the word bling bling to the dictionary.
It was random. Like that's still the phrase change.
Just impact alone. It was an impactful song.
No, no. That's an understatement.
Extremely impactful. What this sounds like to me.
I'm going to tell you what. Hold up.
Let me tell you what this sounds like to me. This sounds like a younger dude.
When I say young, I'm talking about late 30ss to 40 which he's 40 from new york put a list together and threw in the couple south records that you feel have to be on here yeah that's what i said all right so no it's two it's two pieces i got bling bling higher person listen to this there's two pieces to that tell me them niggas was going crazy they was going crazy lyrically and bling bling again it's two parts musicality yeah impact relevancy it doesn't necessarily say lyrically going crazy lyrically and bling bling? Again, it's two parts. Musicality, impact, relevancy.
It doesn't necessarily say lyrically going crazy puts it up so high. Musicality plays into that.
This is a song. Okay.
So musicality ain't just lyrics. True.
It wasn't. Should man from TV be in the top five? No, in life.
It's not for us. It's not for us.
And let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
Why? Because he did have a rule. Why is Bling Bling a posse track? That's what my question.
I'm trying to look up to make sure I'm not tripping. Why is Bling Bling a posse track? It's a group.
It's a group. It's not a group.
Bling Bling is not a group. Bling Bling is two different groups.
They're just under the same label. It's the Hot Boys and the Big Timers.
Stop it, which are two different groups. Stop it.
He's right. That is the truth.
Stop it. He's right.
He is right, but still stop it. Man, if you don't get that shit the fuck out of here, that's a group.
I'd have put make them say uh on this list. Bling, bling.
That would have been a more valid choice to me. Just because they're it's.
But again, bling, bling had more impact. Are you arguing that the big timers are not in the hot boys? They're not.
The hot boys is BG, Juvenile, Wayne, and Turk. The big timers are Baby and Manny Fresh.
He's right. All right, I'm done with this.
That's a fact. He's right.
I don't care. It don't matter.
I know you don't care, but we talking facts here, not caring and feelings. That shit ain't symphony.
And that's coming from your standpoint.

That's why I said listening to this list.

No, in the world.

It's not in the world.

There are people in the world younger than y'all

that disagree with that.

Those people don't count.

To you.

Yes.

That's fine.

You gonna hear it.

You heard it.

Play scenario.

Oh, you, wait a minute.

Like, I'm, yo, y'all gonna hate this?

And that's not even scenario.

That's the remix.

I put both of them on there.

Y'all gonna get mad at what I got to that ass again. Eff it.
Shit. I make butt shots.
Uh-huh. Mad man.
I rip up stages. Lay down your wages.
I'm wild like Larry Davis. Extra, extra.
Pick up a clip. I tear ass up the frame.
I grab my dick. All around.
Soccer mode. Rock kids.
I drop balls. I'm rockin' in daily.
So I shit. Cut it off.
Cut it off. You know what's crazy? Make niggas mad.
Go ahead. I'm gonna make niggas mad.
I put scenario 2000 higher than that. Personally.
Just because of... Again, I don't know don't know this song like that.
I'm not from that. I can't talk to him no more.
You don't have to. I'm not trying to be funny.
And that's still New York. You're thinking of Symphony 2000.
No, I said Scenario 2000. He's talking about Scenario 2000.
Rough Riders. Rough Riders.
That one. That's what I'm talking about.
What year you was born? I was born in 83. Ice is just, I don't know.
That song came out in 90. No, scenario was out in 90.

92.

And again, that's why when I have these debates with people, you ask them their entry point into hip-hop.

I always tell y'all, mine is N.W.A., Snoop.

So you talk about anywhere.

It's the same year.

Yeah.

But it was West Coast, my entry.

I didn't hear, that's why I don't listen to a lot of the New York rap, so it don't impact me the same.

I don't know that impact that y'all speak of.

How'd that happen?

Because I was in the house.

But you're in Jersey.

Yeah, but we had The Box, the TV show.

So nothing about New York, New Jersey rap had, that wasn't a part of your entry point?

No.

West Coast?

Not really. Outside of my uncle, who was a big LL Cool J fan.
And that was really all I heard as far as rap coming up was just LL. And then once I got to the point where I could kind of feel out what I like myself, it was a form of music videos for me.
It wasn't really hearing it on the radio or I had no older cousins or brothers or whatever that was doing it it was me because the box had East Coast hip hop of course but at the time exclusively West Coast shit no no no but at the time that I'm into it the chart toppers the ones that was when they do their little this is the most requested little shit like that that was popping up, or you see the, like, I started to know the numbers for certain songs. It was more West Coast shit for me.
I just would have thought it was unavoidable. It is.
Very unavoidable. It is.
Like, I think, I, be honest, contrarian shit sometimes and wanted to be different

and wanted to go fuck

with that shit over there

and the No Limit niggas

and the,

and the,

and the,

what's the other niggas?

And bait,

and all that.

All of that.

No,

yeah,

all of that.

I think that,

I think that's yo,

I'm going against the grain.

Y'all niggas do that,

I'm doing this.

I,

I could understand that,

but I'm telling you the truth,

it really wasn't that. Again, I didn't, I don't like a lot of East Coast production.
I had a cousin that was really big into boot camp. That's how I learned about Helter Skelter, but I was never a Smith & Wesson dude.
Really? Helter Skelter Nocturnal was my introduction to boot camp. That's old enough, Ice.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is there was a lot of shit before that. I don't know no Black Moon.
You could have missed all of that, but Helter Skelter, which Helter Skelter? Nocturnal, he said. He said it's the introduction to hip-hop of NWA.
Yeah. So you can't miss Black Moon.
Black Moon is way after that. No, it's not.
No, it's not. That's not true.
That's the same. Black Moon was 92-ish.
92, 93.

W.A. was 94.
Nocturnal was like 95, 96.

Yes.

95, I think.

But the thing is

where people like that whole

oh, you're just being

a contrarian.

That's not really true here.

It's just a matter of

I never really,

like when we had to talk,

Prem to this day tells me,

yo, Ice, you don't like

my production,

which isn't really the truth. I'm just, I a fan of the new york hip-hop sound that west coast shit sounded smoother the down south shit had a bounce to it you know you know i never heard that yeah i don't i don't want us to kick past the coverage we should still be talking about the posse oh sure but you know that you could still like one and like your west coast music more right i'm just but just saying, but for a lot of people, your introduction to shit that you gravitated to initially is where your heart would lie at.

I'm calling K.

This ain't no photo posse cut?

Yes.

Yes.

That's on the list.

Absolutely on the list.

A thousand percent on the list.

But think about this.

You can't just say, yo, East Coast hip hop sounds like X.

Because New York, a lot of the New York sounding hip-hop sounded like that until Bad Boy. What I'm saying is why I tend to agree with Ish is because I saw you at my birthday party having the time of your life to East Coast sounding music.
Yes. It was banned from TV.
Shook Ones. Shook Ones.
What years are those? But you said you didn't like my beat. But those are the commercial, like the bigger records.
I don't know a lot of... I don't know the street records.
That's what I'm saying with you. It was some shit on Infamous that wasn't a single.
That when it came on at my birthday party, you went crazy. I only know two songs off Infamous to this day.
It was Shook Ones that I went crazy on. It was Shook Ones that I was going crazy.
No, there was another one. I have the footage.
That was the other single. No, and it was I caught up in the hustle where the guns go blast.
You was with me. He was only hype because you was hype rapping it.
I did not know that song. I'm telling you something.
Let's get back to the posse cuts. But yeah.
B-Dot, you wrong as a fuck.

No, you're not.

Yes, he is.

No, you're not.

He's not terrible, but there was a couple that...

Read the list again.

One more time.

It's B-Dot's job, bro.

To make niggas mad.

No, it's his job to go back and do his proper research.

Just read the list to me one more time.

Please just read the list to me one more time.

One to ten, ten to one.

Ten to one.

Symphony scenario.

24 hours to live. Four, three, two, one, I Shot Your Remix.
That has to go. Stop.
Stop. Four, three, two, one is better than I Shot Your Remix.
I'm not paying attention to his numbers. I disagree with that because I Shot Your Remix impact that, for a lot of people, was the introduction of Foxy Brown.
So? And that was impact. About meeting Foxy Brown? No, no, no.
They didn't. No, they didn't.
That's not true. And 4-3-2-1 was the start of the LL and Cannabis Beef.
4-3-2-1. Everybody.
What are we talking about? A lot of people's introduction to X. And it was the best rappers on Def Jam together, rapping together.
Yeah. See, that's what I mean.
Like, the hip-hop people... But that's...
I don't be mad at Freeze because he speaks from, like, a consumer perspective, so I'm never mad at him. I'm not a purist in a lot of that shit.
The hip-hop people have 432... I shot your remix.
My beef is with records that's not on here. Yeah.
I was gonna say, well, I shot your remix... Niggas done started something is better than half the records he named.
It's not a song, though. Huh? It ain't a song.
It is a song. It is a song.
Yeah, of course it is. It's a song.
It's a song. I didn't know it was an official song.
It was on the album. It was on the album.
DMX. Yeah.
It's dark and hell and hot. Mm-hmm.
What number is Reservoir Dogs? It's not on here. Blackout.
Not on here. Blackout.
Blasphemous. And here's my big one, Ice.
You mute up because this one is going to be before your time.

Whatever case we making about symphony and scenario, I make it about this.

Buddy.

I was thinking Buddy.

We all in the same game.

It was a bunch of songs. Yeah, it was.

Don't curse it.

Buddy for sure.

Yo, anybody doing a posse cut list and Buddy is not on there, then you can't do a list.

You can't do a list.

You know this song, man?

Yes, yes, I do.

I'm not trying to do it.

Let's go!

And of course, my nerd ass is playing the 12-inch remix. But you get the point.
You get the point. I know the words.
I know it's the song. Drooping in with the jungle patrol.
And this one's about to knock out the KOs out there. B-Dot.
Anyway, it's over. Hold up.
Wait a minute. I want to say for close to 40 years now.
When this came out? 80 something?

89 maybe.

Early high school.

I was like a freshman.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, come on, B-Dot.

Stop.

Don't I Shot Your Remix me.

Like, don't try to.

I hate you niggas that's trying to be nerdy.

Like, B-Dot, you do not believe that I Shot Your Remix is higher than my buddy, if you

ever heard buddy.

And I think it's something that I'm probably still forgetting. Mad shit.
Mad shit. Self-destruction nigga.
Yeah. What you talking about? Yo.
There's no hove on here. Reservoir Dogs.
Oh they ain't let them in the Rock Nation brunch. They ain't let them in that Rock Nation show.
She gets spooky. Yeah, yeah.
Reservoir Dogs, like, for real.

I'm done with you, dog. If you want to talk about hip-hop purists and shit like Dwick,

it's a lot of songs, my nigga, that kind of made that list, bro.

I don't know if that's Posse Cut.

I know the beat.

I don't know that record like that.

Nice and Swoon.

Yeah.

Gangstar.

That's a Posse Cut.

If Bling Bling is a Posse Cut, then that's a Posse Cut.

Is it more than four?

Yeah, okay.

I don't.

Nigga.

Shut up, nigga.

Is it more than four?

Now, now, we talking now. Hey! We talking now, nigga.
You mute up. I don't know about these.
The purist is talking, nigga. Three, two, three.
Gangstar is a group. Gangstar is a group.
Gangstar is a group. This is three MCs.
I don't quite call that a posse cut. I think posse cut is four and up.
It's four and up what other I'll tell you The other criteria he has It has to be four and up That's why I was Four people on this Greg nice Greg N-I-C-E Driving a bass So I wee wee Proud for me Not for free Maybe I do it for charity Now my employer Or my employee Is making Greg N-I-C-E I see very MAD. Y'all making Greg nice mad.
I ain't like that. Y'all making him MAD, boy.
That nigga smell the most elementary shit in the world. That shit's fine.
Amazing. And if you really gonna let me be a nerd, I'm putting Headbanger in there.
Yeah. Like, it's joints I'm forgetting.
So just so you know you mentioned Reservoir Dogs

and he said it doesn't

have the same, because somebody mentioned that to him

where's Reservoir Dogs? He said

the stream fought for it but it doesn't have the same impact

as others. Ain't no fun, the stream

voted it off. Why?

He just wrote the stream voted it off. Because the stream is

20. Them 27 year olds.

Wait, see that's my point. What do you mean the stream

chat? Hey chat, why am I talking to these people?

I guess he was doing a combination

of his list and then a vote

Thank you. 20.
Them 27 year olds. Wait, see, that's my point.
What do you mean the chat? Hey, chat, why am I talking to these people?

I guess he was doing a combination of his list and then a vote.

Something like a consensus type shit.

I don't care about the stream and the chat. That's the problem in hip-hop.

You niggas is doing

a la carte to your opinions for

19-year-olds. I'm asking y'all.

The niggas that

aged and lived and survived

this shit. God damn

it, B-Dot. Ooh, another one

that was, I see it here. I was thinking

I'll see you next time. The niggas that aged and lived And survived this shit God damn it B-Dot Another one that was I see it here I was thinking I was trying to count the people in there Watch for the hook See I'm thinking outside of New York Get up get out I'm thinking outside of New York It's a lot of shit that should be on here Top 10 you can't have a top 10 posse cuts without Reservoir Dogs.

And if you can, you can't have it without Buddy. Sorry, Buddy.

Or some shit from back in the day?

Yeah. Yo, where is B.Dot from?

Who is he?

He's from New York.

I just go up to Wikipedia.

I gotta start.

The same way Trump is doing with the

real ID shit.

We gotta see where some of you niggas. part of New York What era was that I just Wikipedia'd him I love BDOT too BDOT we gonna talk about this when you get up here man That's it that's all I got That's all I got for the posse list Also I hate to Continue to connect Drake and Kendrick, but why not?

And you don't hate it.

I do hate it because I like both of them separately.

They married now, bro.

This is Nas and Hope again.

When they keep doing shit in lieu of each other, it leaves me no choice.

Great time to drop that video, Kendrick, while the boy is trying to creep back up the charts.

Oh, for sure.

For sure.

Great time while the boy is looking like he's trying to get control of his life again. The nigga looked up and said, wait, wait, wait, he hit number three? Yeah, yeah.
Too close. So I don't know.
Step on the fun. No, I'm not stepping on the fun.
I'm actually making a point. The girl who directed the video, her name is Karina Evans.

She's from Toronto.

She's directed a lot of Drake videos.

I'm wondering if he purposefully used her to direct this video.

I don't know.

Just part of the conspiracy. I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now.

Yeah.

Come on.

What is that, that version?

Absol. Absol.
Pass me my telephone. I think I left it in the booth.
Yeah Come on What is that that version? Absol

Absol

Pass me my telephone

I think I left it in the booth

I need to give

I need to

I need to give Top

Or somebody a call

Looks like the boy

Is gaining traction again

No no no

I ain't gonna call nobody

Huh?

He ain't gonna call nobody no more

You think he did it on his own?

Oh yeah

Oh no what's his man name?

What's his man?

Dave Free

David A. Absol

Call David

Absol pass my phone. Hey, hey.
I don't know where I left it. The one.
Yeah, just hit upload. Is Dave around? Hey, I seen Dave.
Listen. Upload it.
If any of you see dates, stop. Stop.
Bring him to me.

Don't do that.

This guy is fucking trying to creep up the charts again.

This guy is trying to get his life back together and taunt people.

I don't understand.

So what's the correlation right now?

He dropped Luther.

So you're saying by him dropping Luther, it's going to step on Nokia.

They fight for that number one spot.

Yeah.

If I'm believing, Ak said that the label finally is about to hit the impact button. Not yet.
He said they're starting to. Which means that Drake has been getting organic love.
Which means that when they hit that button, we gotta do something. The inorganic love comes? Yes.
That's what impact button is. That button L.A.
Reid said don't exist.

I love you, L.A.

And while I'm talking about Atlanta,

if you got a chance,

check out Jermaine Dupree

over there on that

Real R&B Money Podcast

with Tank and Jay Valentine.

Oh, I'm going to watch that.

He's dropping juice over there.

I like that podcast a lot.

Yeah, yeah.

They're fire.

Yeah, they are.

All right, what else we got?

What else we got?

I'm just running my mouth

at this point.

You said you had some lists.

You said you got something

left on your list.

Oh, no.

I just wanted to come in

and talk shit to Kendrick

about dropping a video

Thank you. what else we got I'm just running my mouth at this point you said you had some lists you said you had something left on your list oh no I just wanted to come in and talk shit to Kendrick about dropping a video something to step on your boy and I wanted to talk about Buddy it would have been blasphemous you're right yeah that's all that should be on there I don't think I have anything else that's super important um you wanna do Kerry? do who? Kerry Kerry Wilson I.
You know what? You beat me to it. You ain't go to that tank show.
That skin was glowing. I did.
I was talking to her. Oh, right.
She was there with the shoes. Oh, shut the fuck up.
Niggas didn't even see you there. Yo, why? I told you.
I told you. Miss Carrie, man.
We didn't make it a whole episode. Wait, stop it.
We didn't get this show off She had the She had the Mary Poppins She had the I can fly twice Just hi Take a look Yo Mel Remember when Mel Was wearing them Fucking sneakers To every concert She was trying to get They were her Comfortable sneakers They were comfy It's a lot of walking It's a lot of walking I. I got you, Mel.
Thank you. Where was the orthopedic shit?

Where was the walking?

It helps my back.

Y'all had a car service.

You got out the car.

First class.

Walked in the casino. Four seasons.

Where was she walking?

Where were you walking?

Don't walk to her seats.

It was like, where were we?

We were in an arena or some shit like that, right?

I got you, Mel.

It was a casino.

All right, well, casinos are big, and there's a lot of walking there. I was trying, man.
I tried. This pod really cleaned you up.
I tried. This pod really got you together.
I tried. No, for real.
Them aluminum foil shit you used to wear. Yo, come on.
With the bean bag. We ain't seen the bean bag in three years.
Oh, no, it's over for that. No, the bean bag was dope.
Why you let pick? What the fuck was the bean bag? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow.
Potato sack. Your little one piece.
Your potato sack. Oh, you a phony bean.
Your little beige one piece like that color. You a phony.
Oh, I'm still pulling that shit out in the summertime. No, you're not.
Yes, I fucking am. I can't wait.
You can't wear it with them black things, though. With what black things? I'm wearing them with whatever.
You threw them black shoes away.

Which ones?

The ones you know the ones.

Oh, the orthopedic sneakers?

Mel ain't even post that. I still have them.

She ain't even post that Carrie Olsen picture.

I think she did from the ankles up.

Did you see her shoes?

She had to do it from the knees up.

You know you hit that little line and crop it up a little bit?

Yeah, she cut Carrie feet.

Why you didn't hit the Carrie feet?

Mel had some... Mel came out like that.
She had the lollipops. Don't ever wear those guys.
They not bad shoes, yo. You just small with big feet, so it make the shoes look flat.
Mel's small with big feet. She wears size 11.
Leave her alone. I do not wear size 11.
Seven and a half. Seven and a and a half.
What size you wear? No, she wear 10. You wear what? You don't just know body figures.
Nine. You do not wear nine.
A nine in men, nigga. No, I do not.
Wait, did you just lie on your shoe size? I didn't. I wear a nine.
Take it off, let's see. A nine in what? In women's.
In women's. But a nine at five foot two, my nigga, is real.
I'm five four, and these are actually eight. Wait, let me see.
I never even looked at this, because I don't look at you like that. Okay.
Damn. She got the...
She's big. Well, she got the Kling-Off nigga.
Shut the fuck up. What's the nigga with the head that Kling-Off? The Kling-Off.
Yo, she got... She ain't get the foot-o-zimping.
Yo, Joe. We're not doing too much.
Toe-zimping. Yo, you couldn't wait.
We said that. Toe-zimping is funny.
The foot-zim zipping Toe zipping Toe zipping Toe zipping Yo Listen My foot looks a lot smaller Than what it really actually is It's just wide It's in my feet Or not wide It's in my feet Look And sneakers No Oh shit Man we don't Leave it alone Yeah get them Yeah get them niggas Look Look. They done it there.
Get them. Those are wide feet, girl.
That's not wide. Girl, look how they come out.
Those are not wide. Girl, last time you did this, it spun a nigga.
It don't work no more. It's over.
Hey. Hey, the niggas you partying with, we don't give up.
Come on, put your socks and shoes on. We don't care.
Hey, last time you did that little trick, it may have worked. But you can put them on now.
You're a little more down. We don't care.
We're going to get this ring around the rosie by himself. Lying up here.
Oh, my God. I hate feet.
I hate feet. Chill out.
Chill out. Chill out.
Chill out. Chill out.
Yo, I'm telling Imani and Mark, before y'all step on here, we have been shooting at each other all day. All day.
It's been all bullshit. All day.
We've been shooting at each other. We have.
Seriously. And not being sensitive about it.
We have been taking the jokes. It's all bullshit.
So far. Eh.
It's funny. It'd be some truth in the jokes.
Always. Niggas have been on bullshit.
I'm sorry niggas been on bullshit. I'm mad what you did.
You're lucky I don't want to tell the people what you did. You stopped this shit man.
I got that. You stopped this shit man in production.
That was crazy, yo. I'm not calling.
Let me see what your man did, y'all. Camera on me.
Yo, Paul, stop this real quick. Yo, in a fire convo.
That lunch y'all want to do,

go do it right now.

I got to go to the bank.

He said what?

He went to the bank

mid-production, nigga.

It came with a big ass.

I ain't going to talk about that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he's bugged out.

No, this nigga's crazy.

Y'all left mid-production

last fucking week

to go fucking do

bench pressing.

Mel.

That's different.

Mel, but we did that

for concert for BTS. Yeah, that was concert.
And the people don't like when you curse. Mel, but we did that for concert, for BTS, Mel.

Yeah, that was concert.

And the people don't like when you curse.

Okay, well, whatever.

Have you seen it?

I don't care.

Your publicist, people,

they ain't seen the same thing.

Oh, come on.

That's the second one.

I'm asking if they say that.

Two for two.

That ain't the second one?

Stop.

I'm going to try she threw...

No, she...

Are you ready to come clean on that one or no?

No.

All right, then move on.

All right, come on. All right, moving on.
You have then move on Alright moving on How do you know about the publicist? Because I heard that call I don't have a publicist I don't know how you found that out though I do not have a publicist That's the thing So he's lying Yes he is I don't have one No I knew that when you got one I don't have one I don't have one Were you, I knew that when you got one. I don't have one.

I don't have one.

Will you talk with anybody, a publicist? No.

He has to be.

No.

No.

Stop.

All right.

Not you.

Man, he ain't going to stand on that mail like that.

No, it's not him.

Joe knows something.

I don't know if somebody's lying on me, but I do not have a publicist, and I have not

been recruiting a publicist because I can't afford a publicist

right now. Okay, did you write

the press release? Yes.

And it wasn't a press release. It was a statement.

Do you work with any publicist?

Did you, Marlaine,

who sent the statement to Tasha K only?

Because I've been scouring the net

again and I have not

seen it anywhere. Okay.

Not even on your page? I didn't put it on my page you gotta let it go I got sleepers I'm done with me flip your hair on Mandy and me no fuck these niggas talk about I'm trying to press man like flip your hair on us. Double.
All right. What are they sleeping on, Joe?

What are they sleeping on?

You still do that line.

We do it like flip your hair on us. Double.
All right. What they sleeping on, Joe? What are they sleeping on? You still do that line? We do have sleepers.
Flip, do you want us to go to sleepers right now, or should we ISO on you? What I need to be ISOed on about? Oh, shit. What happened? Oh, man.

You got to let Flip ice over here.

He pussy, though.

No, I know what he's going to say, but you got to let him.

Oh, good for it. You got to at least give him a shot.

Yeah.

But you have a fuck, dude.

Let me tell you.

I just told you.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Who in the fuck?

You saw that name?

Let's go.

What do you want me to say about that?

All right, we can take a pod vote right now.

We can end the pod, go right to Sleepers, do an outro.

Amani and Mark is here, and we can start the Patreon.

And we can save this for Patreon.

So you're referring to Another One Bites the Dust based off of what? A podcast that you feel like... Don't look at me.
Listen. That's why he does it.
You don't smell good. I'm not like them niggas.
Meaning that I'm not like them. They'll kick my back in.
I mean... You're not necessarily celebrating that they failed.
You're just... Reporting.
Reporting. I don't know if he failed.
I just did, you know, Math Hoffa podcast right now. My expert opinion is on a break break, on a hiatus because due to the barbershop issues and hopefully it'll come back.
I don't want to just say that it failed because I do think that he's planning on bringing it back. Oh, okay.
What's the barbershop issue? Something happened with the barbershop. I just watched it yesterday.
Something happened. Stop.
It's distracting me. Something happened with the barbershop where I guess he said something about something about the light bill was 7,000.
He said, all right. That's my man.
Stop, bro. Yo.
That's our friend, bro. Five times, nigga, you a trade-ass nigga.
You been on it five times. You should love that.
I love that show. Me too.
So what are you talking about? Shows you love got to go down sometimes. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I don't think it went down.
I think that he's just trying to get in a new location. Okay.
Because you gave him till Friday. Oh, today it's Friday.
You gave him till Friday on Space. Yo, Friday.
Did you see the video he made? I did see the video. Where he went in the barbershop with the lights out and the flashlight and put the flashlight under his shit.
And it was the light and he was telling his story like the boogeyman. Yeah, I saw that.
He was telling us why he would no longer be doing it at that particular shop. But he is looking to do it at other shops.
Yo, we're going to try to talk about math on Patreon. Math is my man, so I don't have nothing to say.
Hopefully, he gets his shit together.

Hopefully, my expert opinion

comes back.

I know culturally,

we love that show.

A lot of iconic interviews

happened on that show,

myself included.

I've been there mad times.

Y'all know that math

is somebody we support up here,

so hopefully,

he gets it together.

We do not need

the podcast game

to lose one of our

black podcast greats.

That to the side. You do not need the podcast game to lose one of our black podcast greats.

That to the side.

Yo.

He can't help us.

No, listen.

Because know why Flip is my man?

He loyal to the soil.

And I'm not.

Oh, for sure.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm like that with you, too. I'm loyal.
Yeah, but I don't plan on getting down again. Because you'll step on back.
So check on this. This is what I'm saying to y'all.
This is not about man for his situation. In life.
All right. Forgive us the humble speech.

No, seriously. In life.

For me, I'm talking about me and

indicators and

things that I use as signs

and ways to identify when I need

to get the fuck away from people in the world.

Oh, no.

And one of those signs for me

is when

there's always a story. That's it.
That was the punch. When you niggas see me at the bar for 10 years and every time I see you, it's a story about something going on in your life that involves a lot of words.
I leave you and judge. I don't give a fuck if my cast is quiet right now i don't care that's the type of pod we on some of you niggas use too many words for me i got that from you i say that to a lot of people honestly yo but wait i'm not saying that those people are wrong and what they're saying but it just too much.
It's just too much. I don't care.
So math is that for me. When he lost S.O.
in them niggas, I ain't say nothing. But he did.
And it was a lot of words. I wasn't that invested.
And then my man, the supreme Muslim nigga. Are you talking about? Super Muslim.
What's my man? You know my nigga Bigger. Shout out to Bigger, was about to try to fight Smith and Wesson.
I said, holy shit. I said, holy shit.
Yo, Mad Show is goading. He about to fight Smith and Wesson.
I almost had to fight one of them niggas in Sin City. I told y'all.
Nah. Yeah.

That's my man.

No shout out to him now.

I didn't say nothing in either, but he did, and it was a lot of work.

And then Champ left.

Y'all lips cool?

I don't know nothing about the show.

And then Champ left.

Don't put that camera on me.

He'll fuck you up.

And it was a lot of words. Okay.
Let's get to the... Then Mecca came.
Shout out to Mecca. I can drag this for that.
I can do a whole body. All right, Champ.
We do a Patreon. Y'all make it sound like y'all on the edge of your seat.
Look, you're about to fall again. Gravity again.
This old Maff is our man. We support him.
But that old lease, yo. yo i subleased the lease and they talk about running a commercial business podcasters black podcasters i just fought over that term too let's get familiar with a commercial business and what it means in the eyes of the law yeah yes you seeing podcasters battle with the space they record i.e adam there's.
There's math. There's me.
There's niggas. It ain't cheap.
It ain't free. Some of you niggas, I'm not talking about math anymore, have skedaddled on the expenses.
See how we pocket watch up here? We do that because shit is paid. I'm saying something.
Forget it. You got sleepers.

Come on.

All right.

Never mind.

Never mind.

I got a sleeper.

That's your bag, though.

I got a sleeper.

That's how you segue out of shit.

Yo, the expenses.

Come on.

Stop it, bro.

I'm out.

I'm done.

I'm done.

We know the expenses is high, but what you make is higher, nigga.

Just chill.

These niggas not in a position like you.

Say something else. I'll blast your head off that fucking seat.
We know the expenses is high, but what you make is higher, nigga. Just chill.
These niggas not in a position like you. Say something else, I'll blast your head off that fucking seat.
We know the expenses is high, and what you make is higher. These niggas are not like you.
Repeat it again. You make more.
It's a trick in there. It's no trick.
You invest in the product, so you invest in the product, but you also, with that investment comes... Pay Woody.

Rewards.

I pay Woody.

The push talk nigga?

Oh, him too. Pay the boys.
Pay the guys.

I pay them niggas. Okay, I'm just making sure.

So I'm listening to

my spaces.

Yo, no, honestly, I'm joking

around with Flip, but paying

people don't feel good all the time. No, if you know.
Pay paying people don't feel good. No, seriously, in the music business.
I'm not trying to talk about you. No, let me just say this.
No, Ish, you're not in the music business, but I'm very serious when I say people look to get over on the payment system. In any business, though, you got to pay people.
You got to pay your staff. You got to pay your whomever.
And I honestly, even though that shit might. Some people think good business is figuring out who would be okay to not pay.
Donald Trump. But what I'm saying is.
I think everybody deserves to get paid. Yeah, bro.
I think it's value to me. And I feel good when I make my payroll.
Same. I feel good when I make my payroll.
It's times that I've made payroll on a Friday and I be fucked up Like just waiting for that next You know what I'm saying Or I gotta go to my girl Or I gotta go to somebody and get me some front money Until this money come in But that's just That happened to me recently nigga I think part of it Shit But I slap fire at you right now I don't want no problems I don't want no problems but I'm just saying like yo that's just I welcome all of that and running a business it makes me feel good bro like the good and the bad it's like the joy and pain you don't know the joy till you feel the pain like yo dawg I welcome all of that shit I agree all of All of that entrepreneurial shit, I welcome it. I agree.
That's why I'm sitting

here talking shit because it's my job, but

the truth of the matter is podcasting

is just another name for

financial education for

a lot of black podcasters who were

able to take advantage of this window that opened up.

And you're just learning on the fly. Unfortunately,

you learn on the fly. You ain't necessarily have

a mentor to show you

or to teach you how to dip some of the bumps and the bruises. You gonna get them.
They did, but I mean, everybody can't Daniel Sunday. Shut up, yo, that's not true.
You gotta sleep it, bro. I got something.
Yeah, that ain't true. What? I didn't say that.
You probably had no mentor to show him. No, I know.
I'm talking shit. I know, because you won't show him.
Oh. Look at his face.
Did you show him? I don't know how to do this. You been here for how many years you don't know how to do it? I know.
You told me I never been to B&H. They want to do construction, I'll walk them through it.
I'm going home. You want to buy a house, I'll walk you through it.
It's cool. Math, call me, man.

I know some niggas selling a generator.

What the fuck?

Come on, yo.

Hey, you podcast?

All right.

The big shit, too.

She got like a thousand watts.

Some wattage.

I don't like that. I don't give a fuck nigga stop okay okay I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I got mine right here oh I had it but I pulled up the queen shit alright I'm ready I'm ready I ready.
All right. Here's something I think you guys have been sleeping on lately.

This is by a young woman named Coco Jones.

Okay. And this little slap here is called Taste.
I'm here where I'll never be Where you kiss my lips and leave a legacy Oh, don't leave me, thought you were to try to leave I can't get enough I love it my conscience I don't want another touch without you there If I'm being honest I'm falling in love A taste gets me in places I'm chasing, I can't erase it Taste me, boy, and I taste you That's the way I feel when I'm slipping under Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Don't hold back, don't run Don't be like that, I'm gone to you Don't you know that you're toxic Don't hold back, no one

Do me like that, I'm gone

Real, real bad, feeling happy

I'm gonna share big noise

Bad to bad, it's too good

I'm too attached, won't bite you

The things that it could do

Taste gets me in places

I'm chasing, I can't erase it Taste me, boy, and I'll taste you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't erase it Taste me, boy, and I taste you That's the way I feel when I'm slipping under Cause I'm on the rise Oh, slipping, slipping It's a paradise Don't you know that you're toxic I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under It's a paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic I'm addicted to you I'm addicted to you I'm addicted to you I'm trying to rub my little hips on you

I'm in it for a kiss, test it for a sip

Tripping down my lips, I'm trying to rub my little hips on you

I'm all over the place from just a little take

When you're so close, I'm alright

You're toxic, I'm slipping under

You're so poisoned, paradise

I'm a under Full poison paradise

I'm a DJ to you

Don't you know that you're toxic

That's brand new music from Coco Jones

That record is called Taste

Available in your phone and on DSPs

Right this very second

Shout out to Coco Jones

Can't wait to hear the project Cool little flip No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a brand new project out today. It's called Good Thing Takes Time.
And this record is Born Broke, Die Rich. Yeah.
Cool. Cool.
It ain't worth it. broke die rich I been living like Mitch, take yourself to the left nigga get on my dick I don't really like your bitch, yeah, time shot a hug, me a makeup, you gettin' on my feet Ruby red wax like I said to my reach, nigga I was born broke when I'm finna die reach I was born broke when I'm finna die reach, I was born broke when I'm finna die reach I was born broke when I'm finna die reach, nigga I was born broke when I'm finna die reach I don't really like your bitch, yeah, time shot a hug, me a makeup, you gettin' on my feet I was born broke when I'm finna die rich I was goin' broke when I'm finna die rich Bitch, cool, it's cold, got my hand on my fire Tellin' bitch, I'm out standin' now you standin' outside I don't give a damn about a nigga top five Got two watches, all in there, still I got time Baby, where you at? You done been on my top of my mind Where I'm at? I done been on my grind Amazon.com still in my prime And it still fuck to it, cause they killin' my con Young niggas down to crash out, ain't no switch bag like grandma house Just switching that fucking with a R&B shit I be switching that Trey young shoot my shot and I'm switching that I ain't with a chit-chat I'm a bitch that way y'all pill the pack try to melt the game like Similac That song trash I don't know why you submitted that Yo swag gone but I really hope you get it back If I was franking bitch I woulda punch that nigga Leon in the face He ain't empty out the safe when you down bad shit Sad if, they forget about your face, when you up, you can't get them out your face Still another gang, so I don't know how the gang go, fucking with your manhole Shout a really old nigga head like a can't go, bitch I'm on these old niggas head like a can't go Niggas be talking like niggas on them, like niggas on this, they ain't really on shit I'm a cop fight, I was living like Mitch, take a step, sit it up, nigga get on my dick I don't really like your bitch Every time you try to hug me and make up, you get on my feet

Ruby red, watch like a slip of my reach

Nigga, I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I don't really like your bitch

Every time you try to hug me and make up, you get on my feet

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich

I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich I was goin' broke, but I'm finna die rich

Bitch, bitch, bitch And that record again is BornBroke.Rich. Deontay Hitchcock, excuse me, off of his new project, Good Thing Takes Time.
In your phones and on DSPs right now. Shout out to Deontay Hitchcock.
I'm going to play something off this Saba No ID album. This is Axe 1.5.
Hey, we're still five days. Yo, yo, yo.
We recording over here. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yeah. My pull-up tour party in Zulia wants to not be the floor body Anybody's, I am highly prepared for the kind of affairs That superstars gotta embody, need the audience ears I've been slept on and stepped over to less notice Steppin' up the bat like the Mets at a Met Gala This is high fashion, high art, high talk, you shit, no paddle Voice memo when I start, I might've lost niggas when I stop to demand mine My record reckon so good if I lose about damn time But that'll never happen, every verse is a classic Every word gotta matter till every matter So have a new bus get to play in Saba The blue line ambassador Could've said green but that train too hazardous I'm not fazed, nobody's out rapping us It's laughable, I still get online, start acting folks But the list is long so I won't go down the rabbit hole But know that I make niggas favorite rappers sound like Eric Joes And the beat is by the actual GOAT Y'all get so caught up on hype, y'all giving Grammys out the I belong here, y'all confuse me if you had it wrong Comparing me is like comparing Mike to Jose Calderon This Pinky Gang, I'm never out alone You signed the same deal, you could've gotten schooled if you could've got alone I'm Al Cap Fush out the womb I'm about to fuck the street up Mike Tyson, the microphone I'm about to fuck the beat up The only nigga that is stopping me is Jesus My guy black, his afro like Velcro My car black, the climate change Outgo I'm brine-headed to Akron I'm going back home That's where they hop out of traffic Without a mask on And get you for everything that you have on

But I move off of love and I feel still

Wish you n***a would he like Buzz Lightyear I done bubbled up and caught a buzz like beer Building this where you would think it was Ikea I'ma tell you how it really was my dear Cause I'm afraid that it ain't really nothing I fear That is Acts 1.5 by Saba No ID off their private collection album, which is really dope.

And out now.

I'm going to a young lady from England.

I played another one of her songs before.

KWN, the song is Do What I Say. Paint your nails

Paint your nails around alcohol

I'm gonna paint mine too

Cause I don't know if this I can't follow This ain't so hard, yeah Hey, babe, say my name Spell it out, save space I'm trained that if you start to shake I can hold you down on this bad breath

Hands being gone, she said she's single but that pussy only tingle for me

You can do it, I, I, you can do what I say You can do it, I, I, you can do what I say

You can do it, I, you can do what I say Easy lights on, I don't want it dark Want you in the mirror so I can see it all And make sure you remember when I'm been ungone Better leave your mark, cause I'm high in demand Couple years old, I ain't scared at all You see now I handle it, criminal And I don't want to do the unspeakable I'm there that you said, said with your chance But before we start breaking Each other roll for my ass, you, baby Will you breath me up? Stop by yourself and leave it in drive I'll check you against the wall again You said it's mine, I said show me, baby Don't say a word, I got everything you need And I'm on, let's position girl You gon' do it I, I, I You gon' do what I say You gon' do it I, I, I You gon' do what I say You gon' do it I, I, I You gon' do what I say You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say

That is KVN, Do What I Say.

That was dope.

Big Mel.

They're so fucking loud in there.

Alright, mine is called Cross My Heart by Artemis. Yeah, man! Yeah, you broke that nigga here, show up! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! We mad! You got your ass hit locked up! You got your ass hit locked up! Hey! Hey! Wait a minute, wait a minute! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey

If he played one You put me on the other side I know it's my heart and hope when I die It's with you, baby Only you, baby Only you can call me truth, call me crazy It's the truth, I'm just faded, I'm just jaded I've got nothing to lose, I'm set for you, baby I'm set for you baby Nothing hurts like love, nothing hurts like you Make shit with the drugs, in the absolute All these sleepless nights, got me terrified When you say you're leaving, you mean this time Too much history when we say goodbye I lost my heart And hope when I die It's with you, baby Only you, baby Ain't you 50 Only I just died That's hard right there, I ain't gonna lie So hard and hope when I die This shit is all Let's go, I, I, No, we should sleep. It was really good.
You think it should stay, Mel? It was really good. All right.
It should stay. Because she said so?

Got you.

All right.

I had niggas this girl.

That was good, right?

Mel, I ain't go over to them Y-N's in the Bronx.

They're doing it.

Yo, Mel is over there on the concourse at 2-3 in the morning. Yo, could you imagine?

She is.

Getting folded up.

Mel, where you hear that song at? Some young nigga playlist when you was waiting in the living room for your friend to be done. R2R Mo and Chef G and them niggas.
You been hanging out with them niggas? Who? You been hanging out with them niggas, yeah. I was just over there.
We asked Chef G. Yeah.
Okay. Chef G, your ass out of here.
Chef you right up. Yeah.
Has he been up here before? Nah, he just know who he is. Go look him up when you have some time.
Show me. Look at her fishing.
Anyway, girl. Anyhoos.
Great pod, you guys. Great pod.
Indeed. Good shit, guys.
Make some noise for us. No.
Make some noise for us, yo. No.
Violating me in the kitchen. Mark was there.
I was? You talked down on me, nigga. I didn't talk down on you.
I hate you I'm going to fry you up. I didn't talk down on you.
I didn't. I believe in you.
The same way you believe in some of your niggas that ain't been profitable this year, but they're your people. Watch your fucking mouth.
What the fuck? Watch your fucking mouth. How would the niggas be profitable? What do you mean? How would the niggas be profitable? I don't understand.
I don't understand the question. I don't know what you mean by that.
Seriously. Like, how would the people themselves be profitable? I don't understand.
Flip, tell them what you mean. Because you spoke to your niggas.
I heard I was in A-nons. When you told them that they wasn't profitable and you got to part ways because they ain't making no money this year.
They actually lost your money. I ain't saying I had to part ways.
I was just saying that. When I said it to you, you got mad.

No, you tried to tell me something to show

in front of your man, Mark, but you can't tell

me that, nigga. You talking to the right one.
Not fucking Mark.

You talking to the right one, nigga. You talking to the

right one that know about this shit. You can put all that wool over

everybody else's eyes

or try to because I don't think nobody fooled for your tricks.

But me, nah. No.

But let's do it. Thank God.

Let's do it. But you do copy

another shit you said.

Yo,

everybody here.

What's up?

Yes.

I would do a

shout a clock with y'all,

but we don't have to do that.

Make some noise.

I want to announce

to y'all

and the audience.

The Joe Bud Network

and Flip

have reached an agreement. We got them locked in for year four and five.
Come on. Come on.
Let's go. We don't talk contracts.
Let's go, Flip. We don't talk contracts no more up in.
But Flip has reached an agreement for year four and five. We don't even do them deals no more.
He got one.

Locked him in.

Right?

Make some noise.

What'd you say?

Salute, y'all.

What'd you say, boy?

You don't want...

He can't even talk.

What?

Make some noise.

That's not dope?

All right, you guys.

We get it.

We got him, Danny. We got him.

Let's go, man. All right.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. This was a lot of fun, y'all.
It was. Yeah.
This was a real weekendy kind of vibe. Thank y'all.
I appreciate y'all. Yeah.
Y'all brought my day up, man. Thank you.
Yeah. This.
Oh yeah, feel it. Sorry man.
Yo rest in peace to fucking Snuffleupagus. The chairman, you know his name god damn it.
Rest in peace to Scrappy the fucking chairman. Right, chairman? Cheers.
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Cheers Thank you. Yeah we outside Hit me up For sure I might be outside too Oh you gonna be Outside like a little sad Yeah sad outside No no that's why You take your mans out Cheer them up Yeah exactly I got two or three rounds I got two or three rounds For you Hey yo Oh my god Yo what the fuck Only all nasty Nigga brains going Whoa Oh shit Nigga in front of a white man Nig? You trying to say we derived from monkeys? Say it.
Say it. Say it.
Say it. Go ahead.
Say it. Yo, ladies.
You bad people. I damn.
He be talking that Virginia shit. No, stop.
Look at that. Yeah, this nigga's an idiot, yo.
Yo, Ish is a cool guy, yo. I love Ish, yo.
I would quit if he quit. I wouldn't, but he gonna light that shit I get another one to be hot yeah but he got 300,000 why did I depart they're gonna do into my Julian come right back down to earth You're not famous without me.
Oh, man. What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? Go left.
You can't see it.

I see it, nigga. You're not famous without me.
Oh, man. What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? You can't see that, man.
Oh, look. It's good.
Oh, shit. That nigga took a Tums on me.
Oh, shit. That nigga popped the Tums.
Tums, the Tums, the Tums. Tums.
Tums. Yo.
dumb! Yo, keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there.

Till the next time, we bid you adieu.

Farewell, adios, Ariba.

Damn, Ghostface.

Sneaker wasn't ever cool.

Love it. Trying to spit his dogs, can't spit them.
Check it, go I'm a nerd, you're back! God dang.

Watch me dolly dicky.

Scotty body copper tip me.

Big microphone hippie, hippocampsy, crispy chicken burrs,

hook up the stone rich, chop the old spring,

a little snow inside of Optimo, swing to John McEnroe,

rap rock and roll tight.

I'da left the studio if he started doing that shit.

You fucking crazy.

I ain't gonna get the fuck out there.

You're a plug and shit.

Alright, time to go home.

I got you. Somebody want something in the store? Head out, yo.
I'm going to get everybody's order. That nigga's crazy.
Mel, what you doing this weekend? Working. That's the new law, nigga.
I ain't bothered, boy. Flip, what you doing this weekend? Working.
It's hard to not do on power. What you doing this weekend? Family shit.
Family and working. Getting to it.
Outside vibes and shit like that. Got it, got it, got it.
Ish, ish, ish. Dollar with up.
You doing anything? I don't know. Shorty went away.
With the baby? Oh.

That's why he said that.

That's why you coming on Sadda. I get it.

That's why you're doing that.

I'm going to join you.

Okay.

That's why you came on Sadda episode.

You're not really sad.

Oh, shit.

Okay, I got it.

I'm just saying.

We can do better.

You live this. I'm at your crib this weekend, I'm talking bitches in your shit too On some bitches Hey y'all Holy shit So you just gonna be in the crib Probably just chilling Cause you know She ain't home For sure Yeah yeah When she come back When she come back Yeah When she come back Come on Aki We don't got to do all that Oh okay Alright You got the whole week at this Is she going to be out stripping Yeah Alright what you say You was doing this weekend OG What you say OG what you say What you was doing Y'all seen the? Y'all seen the latest video of him performing this? Who? Ish? Ish-y-wan? No, I didn't see it.
He ain't got it no more. Don't say that because him and I think Silk and Tyrese and Genuwan and Day 26.
This is Genuwan. He's at the Barclays.
Cool, but Genuwon tried to jump. Oh, that's not that one.
That one. He shouldn't jump no more.
In the white? Yeah. And the knees said no.
Yeah. Yeah, it keep happening.
Oh, wait, this is a new one of them. Yes.
Oh. Nigga, I'm towards ACO.
I'm telling you, man, stop playing. Respect Father Tom, yo.
Take it from me, Cat Daddy. That shit ain't cute.
That shit'll still work if you just stand there and sing it. Yeah, yeah.
Yo. Jump on it.
If you tell me right now, I'll bring the Splash Brothers back with you this weekend. You gotta tell me now, though, because I'm gonna book my shit up.
I I'm going to be in the house sad this whole week, and as it turns out,

the love of my life is going to be in Dallas at the Nationals for fucking athletic-ass

son, man, football.

Don't you hate that?

I was supposed to come out there, but I couldn't do it.

So good luck to Naeem.

I love you.

I'm going to be so fucking sad.

Yeah, no, I know you're going to be sad, bro.

I know you're going to be sick. And it's Nationals Yeah Yeah Yeah But it's not He-em up Oh shit I'm gonna probably just be in the house This week Of course Stay in the house Out of trouble Of course Away from women That have the potential to lie Get slanderous Like defame Going Going out ain't the same when your whiz ain't with you.

Yeah, that's true.

You want to stay in the house.

It's no fun.

Yo, I'm hanging up.

I mean, I'm ending this.

I'm ending this, baby.

I love you if you're listening.

Y'all hold it down.

Everybody have a beautiful,

safe, happy, and fun weekend. God willing willing We'll be back Same time Same place Next week And that's it If I wanted you to do A press release for this part, would you do it? Fuck off.
Alright. No Joe Budn.
Enough of that D. You've never heard of Joe Budn.
J.B.P. J.B.P.
Why would you be without the JVP?

We got him.

We fucking got him!

Oh my God.