Episode 816 | "We Listen and We Judge Quietly”

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Speaker 1 We're here.

Speaker 1 So it needs you eight hours.

Speaker 1 You need some beauty sleep. Yeah.
Wait, hold up. Y'all would do it differently.
I got home six in the morning. Wave, stop.
Please. Okay.
Please.

Speaker 1 Audience, welcome. What's happening, y'all? Audience, welcome.
What's popping?

Speaker 1 Hopefully, everybody is feeling good out there. Thank you to our high powers for putting breath in our lungs this morning.

Speaker 1 Order universe.

Speaker 1 Order you. Order the universe for the Corey niggas out here.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Feeling great.

Speaker 1 I woke up feeling amazing today.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I'd also like to say,

Speaker 1 y'all think I'm heartless?

Speaker 1 What? No.

Speaker 1 Yes. Halfway?

Speaker 1 I think you harlot. Y'all niggas be coming in here with, man, y'all put a lot of shit on the strip for the kids, right?

Speaker 1 That's what happens. Freeze, freeze, chill, because I know you are real family good American.
So, what that made me? Dad. So, what does that make me? Please, Freeze, chill.

Speaker 1 I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 1 Freeze, I'm just making jokes. Please don't make a citizen's arrest on some good dad shit.
So, be out. I'm just, this is a bit.
Because he's FBA. Freeze is really ready to jump in and.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yo, no, I'm joking, Freeze. I'm over here.
I'm out, boy. I'm out.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Ask you a question, Breeze.

Speaker 1 I'm just just saying, y'all put a lot on the strength of like the kids, right? People don't know what you're referring to.

Speaker 2 Well, lateness or absence.

Speaker 1 You were an hour late. Yes.
I was an hour late, yes. So you came in and you was like, you know what I mean? I had a rough night.
Kids were sick. Nico was in the hospital.

Speaker 1 My wife, a family emergency, we got together. I had to pull it together for the community.
My kids, my baby, I love them. I was like, all right, that's dope.
I'm shutting up.

Speaker 1 I wasn't even going to say nothing about the lateness. Is Nico good?

Speaker 1 I said, yes. I wanted to make sure he still wasn't in there.
You said, yo, he's like, Yo, is he still in there? And you was answering me. You ain't even see the three-card monty.

Speaker 1 He ain't even seen the three-card. Yo, he's good.
You was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got home six this morning.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, stop. Don't do that.
And then I said,

Speaker 1 All right, so what time did he get home? And you said,

Speaker 1 six. It's like 6 a.m.
I was like, hmm.

Speaker 1 So you've been home.

Speaker 1 And you was like, yeah, so we just got some sleep after that. I was like, oh, well, okay.

Speaker 1 So that's not why you late.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's why I'm late. You get home.
No, not really.

Speaker 1 So you get home from the hospital, you expect me to take a shower and wait up.

Speaker 1 Wait up to the time for me to come to work on some old school shit? This shit like a slave ship then.

Speaker 1 You want me to sit by the computer and just wait? I used to do that. Is that what needs to happen if you get home at 6 a.m.
to be somewhere by 10.30? Yeah. Got to get some rest, Joe.

Speaker 1 I got to get my rest. And you got to shower, right? I got to get my best performance.
And I take a yeah, come on. We don't come from the slums.
And I gotta be a little bit. We gotta be clear.

Speaker 1 I got this big window in my bathroom, so I can't take a shower when the dog. I can't shower when the dog

Speaker 1 is off. I can't shower when the dog's done on it.
So I gotta get some sleep. All right.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, niggas agree with him. Bam, I'm not.
I'm putting that nigga on,

Speaker 1 my nigga. That nigga's both looking at me like, nigga, I'm letting you have your 1v1.
Yo, that's why you gotta buy a nanny. Yeah, this nigga quit.
I looked up that shit up.

Speaker 1 Higher nanny

Speaker 1 on yourself. Oh, I love that Virginia.

Speaker 1 We said hire, big dog. We didn't say nothing about that shit.

Speaker 1 We're not on that.

Speaker 1 We're not on that. We just said to hire like somebody to help.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 You looked up prices?

Speaker 1 Yes, for salaries. Salaries and stuff like that.
Yeah, I mean, you know. What's it looking at?

Speaker 1 For the older, older ones.

Speaker 1 Wait, there's a like. Does it discount? It's like $3,000.
Okay. I think it's good afford that.
But the young fire one, I saw a young fire one. She want like $4,500.
She wants some escort shit.

Speaker 1 I saw it. I screenshot it for you.
I can send it to you. You don't want to send it to me.

Speaker 1 She just to your motherfucking self.

Speaker 1 I don't need one. I don't need one.
Fuck it's big. You got a baby.
You can't even walk. I'm good.
We cool. I'm shutting up because they say that I'm the one that always brings the carpool to escorts.

Speaker 1 For real. So I'm trying to chill.
I mean, it may be some truth in that, but I think it's fun.

Speaker 1 I just think that's fire to turn the TV on and see somebody up there telling the truth about the nanny escorts.

Speaker 1 I think, I also think that they're masking it. I think the escorts found a new way to mask their escortness.

Speaker 1 And I don't really think that y'all be understanding the conversation that I be trying to have.

Speaker 1 The conversation don't be about escorts,

Speaker 1 it be about the regular girls

Speaker 1 and how y'all turn

Speaker 1 escort.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's happening. The conversation be about what your regular nine to five beautiful girl gonna do when the text come in.
That's the fun talk. And now I'm shutting up.

Speaker 1 When the techs come in.

Speaker 1 I'm shutting up. I don't have nothing to say.
When the taxes come in, nigga. Who the fuck you talking about? When the bills come in,

Speaker 1 you think everybody got an Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 1 Fuck shit.

Speaker 1 And then you, and now,

Speaker 1 yo, dog, the math don't math. I'm shutting up.

Speaker 1 I'm in a bind.

Speaker 1 Yo, the math don't math. My mom, you make 80 grand.

Speaker 1 You got a CEO.

Speaker 1 You got a, your rent is,

Speaker 1 you carrying a lot of ones.

Speaker 1 The math ain't math. Yeah, Fashion Nova ain't calling all you hoes back.

Speaker 1 Math ain't the math ain't math.

Speaker 1 We'll get you a free shirt and a pants, nigga. Not even,

Speaker 1 not even. A lot of hotel phones in them pictures.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 going on a lot of trips to make 70

Speaker 1 the ones with a lot of frequencies

Speaker 1 the ones with the with the no shit boyfriends though Nigga though the ones with the no shit boyfriends that still need the bread But they love their man. What is a no shit boyfriend ain't shit

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 thank you sorry no worries lack of sleep I get it. Yeah, yeah well I'm good.
I'm refreshed

Speaker 1 I love to hear that's dope. What is that though? Ain't shit boyfriend the boyfriend that the woman loves but he doesn't provide in a home like everything solely relies on her.

Speaker 1 So she just, he just did. He's filling a space.
He just did. But he might be doing something, digging a dad.
He doing something. He's filling a space out here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 He does make different space. So what does she do? How does she get out? Because the nigga home all the time, nigga.
So

Speaker 1 she need that brat. What does she do? She got to go get it.

Speaker 1 I mean, Mr. Charlie.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Yeah, 9 to 5 is ain't, they're not playing.

Speaker 1 That's commonplace.

Speaker 1 What were we talking about? We were talking about

Speaker 1 Oh, him need a nanny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wish you would try to get a cute nanny, nigga. Young girl will bust you up.

Speaker 1 I ain't getting a nanny.

Speaker 1 Then don't talk that G shit to me when I'm down.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Uh-oh. Forget it, man.
What do you getting a nanny got to do with being a G? Because you can't get a cute nanny. I can't afford a nanny.
Then don't talk that G. Even if she ain't.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
I can't afford a. But if you could.

Speaker 1 If I could afford a nanny. I'm starting to spy.
Yeah, it is. I'm starting to spy.
I'm starting to spy. I'm not playing with you.

Speaker 1 I'm entertaining. If you could afford a nanny,

Speaker 1 would you get a cute nanny with no problem? Yeah, what you mean?

Speaker 2 Rather than an older, more experienced nanny.

Speaker 1 No, she could be cute too. My girl and I would feel that like that.
Don't say nothing. Nothing that looked like nothing could walk through them doors.
You are chilling.

Speaker 1 I don't know who he podging for now. And live there?

Speaker 1 We talking about the living. Listen to what I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 The interview process would be between me and my girl, and my girl, I would probably give the last say to pick whoever whoever was going to be living in our house. So, what is this a dude?

Speaker 1 Could she get a dude? So, no. A baby.
A Manny. A Manny.
Oh, yeah. She having a final say.
Yeah, she got a bother. It's a combined effort.
Like one of them Chippendale niggas.

Speaker 1 Bear Justin Danny. Chippendale.

Speaker 1 You can do this.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. You want some eggs, youngster?

Speaker 1 Whip chip-ass. Yeah, like the white version of the baby boy.
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 That nigga's behind me.

Speaker 1 My girl wouldn't feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 1 But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 No, he's such a sucker. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 That ain't what we saying. We're not saying that.
I used to say that. Answer freeze, yo.
Sam. If that's what she wanted.
No. So that means she is comfortable with that.

Speaker 1 No, I got daughters, so I don't feel comfortable with no strange man. But you just said she has the final say.
I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 I said it'll be a collaborative effort, and I would probably defer to my girl to have the final say. Collaborative effort.

Speaker 1 Yo, you gonna pull a daughter card if your wife wants to pick a fine Chippendale's nanny nigga? Well, if he got daughters, then he's excellent with daughters. Now we good on that.

Speaker 1 This is business with his daughters. Yeah, let's go.
Fuck you talking on there. Nigga, I ain't no stranger.
Nobody let no Chippendale around my daughter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, muscle nigga, muscle-head-ass nigga in our crib, nigga.

Speaker 1 Hey, you fired, nigga. As soon as you walk in, nope.
No.

Speaker 1 Some nigga walking, pop the balloon, pop, nigga. Get your ass out of here.
Exactly. Fuck your guy.
That the Abuela, nigga.

Speaker 1 I ain't say I would do that shit at all.

Speaker 1 I'm asking you questions, my nigga. I ain't fronting.
He ain't got no say.

Speaker 1 Y'all clearly ain't seen the fucking robot movies where the girls come in and say, get rid of her by the time I get home.

Speaker 1 Y'all ain't seen it.

Speaker 1 The 70s movies where you ain't get rid of her. Come on,

Speaker 1 nanny nigga, right there in your house. So when you get home from the pod, tired after a long day,

Speaker 1 nanny nigga barely in the crib. Nanny, motivating you.
Yo, come on, big dog. You can get like this.
Let's get on that Peloton, quick. Burp, I got you.
Burp in your daughter.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 Joe look I got I got motivation

Speaker 1 oh well welcome home Antoine I got motivation I've been holding it down

Speaker 1 I'm gonna go right to that safe

Speaker 1 and do what

Speaker 1 motivate him get his money out you're gonna go to jail now for mercy yeah you just be saying

Speaker 1 so now you're going to jail for murder because dude can't dude can't burp your daughter

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 it's you can't go to jail for that stupid. What are you talking about? What are you going to do? What are you going to go to the safe instance? I'm going to help homeboy get out of my house.

Speaker 1 And if he don't want to get out of my house, then I'm going to motivate him in which to do so.

Speaker 1 Fuck is you talking about? Oh, you think you meant DCs? No, I don't.

Speaker 1 I think I'm in Twitter, that's all. In that instance, you think you can slide money?

Speaker 1 And you're cursed and

Speaker 1 you're a little bit more.

Speaker 1 When he take his food on the bottom,

Speaker 1 do you have this boot on? You gonna do a drive-by in your own house?

Speaker 1 You mean you and your pride?

Speaker 1 You ain't hearing what I said.

Speaker 1 Oh, he went to, he said he goes to the safe first. I'm going back to the safe.

Speaker 1 What if he said? Where are the safe?

Speaker 1 Upstairs? Wait,

Speaker 1 you think money is letting you go? Don't say it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be right back.

Speaker 1 He don't know where I'm going. Money already beating you up on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Batman.

Speaker 1 Where the safe? Boom. It's up there.

Speaker 1 That nigga is tumbling. Your girl's slow.
He's tumbling.

Speaker 1 All you gotta do is pop a tire on your little scooter and it's over for you. Just take a scooter.
Hold on, like this.

Speaker 1 Figure four.

Speaker 1 Sound good?

Speaker 1 Do you think you sound good? Do you think you can still get to a gut a weapon, Ishmael? And you gotta push in the numbers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's beating your ass.

Speaker 1 Gosh.

Speaker 1 I start over.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Three guys.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, man.

Speaker 1 God. You know what? Now, Ice is right.
How many numbers in your safe code?

Speaker 1 Please tell us. Dog, you good.
How dare you say something like five and six? Six.

Speaker 1 Watch it be six. It's six.
Because he thinks he's intellectual. It's definitely six.
He thinks he tricked the

Speaker 1 trick the safe system.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you fucked up.

Speaker 1 He up there.

Speaker 1 You can beat your ass at this scene. He up there mixing the shit out of some birthdays.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 418.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Oh, man.
What's wrong with y'all? All right. All right, can we start, please? Oh, man.

Speaker 1 And I can't do it neither, but admit it.

Speaker 1 I'll only be talking stupid because you're so stupid. Admit it.
We can't do it. I don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 We can't hire fine-jointed niggas. I can't say it.

Speaker 1 The answer is no. I answer the question.

Speaker 1 The answer is no.

Speaker 1 I don't have one. An emphatic no.
The answer is no. I can't have one.

Speaker 1 Why you won't say it?

Speaker 1 Watch this. No, I can't.
I can't have one either, nigga. Nowhere near.
All right. See?

Speaker 1 I probably can't have a fine nigga.

Speaker 1 This bitch is going to trick all the rules for me. She's gonna treat me like a pants.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 That's a joke.

Speaker 1 Mel, joke with us today.

Speaker 2 I'm here.

Speaker 1 You could joke with us when Mark ain't here.

Speaker 1 I know that.

Speaker 2 Why do you think Mark has to be here for me to joke?

Speaker 1 You could be Mark Mel today. Shut up.
What y'all think, y'all? Mark Mel. Mark Mel.

Speaker 1 I'll be Mark Mel.

Speaker 1 Can we please get Mark Mel please?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you got Mark Mel.

Speaker 1 You got Mark Mel. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 2 I heard you have like a really good intro for us, though.

Speaker 1 Who said that?

Speaker 1 I mean, you were kind of. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait, you're going to flip it? I don't have a really good intro. No.

Speaker 1 No. That's how you take the pressure off.
Okay. Yeah, what's wrong with you? Get out of here.
I was sorry. Sorry.
Okay, it was trash.

Speaker 1 Flip reverse.

Speaker 1 Anyway, it was a rainy day in New York.

Speaker 1 Something special about you.

Speaker 1 When you look out the window and it looks rainy,

Speaker 1 you don't know if it's raining till you get out there, though.

Speaker 1 You step outside and feel the rain

Speaker 1 Sometimes

Speaker 1 you gotta fasten back some niggas know where this is starting You walk out and actually see that it's raining out there like oh this is Jizza Morning

Speaker 1 Mike Check one two one two

Speaker 1 Mike check one two one two

Speaker 1 Mike Jack, one, two.

Speaker 1 I'm all in source. Me too.
I'm all in swords.

Speaker 1 Mike Jack, Mike Jack, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 The fuck is poppin' out there?

Speaker 1 Ego.

Speaker 1 Hex, yo, who hold platoon is the best. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Everybody wasn't there for this. Everybody wasn't there.

Speaker 1 Cause I be ducking crazy faith. The kid hold white shit like black shit.
They miss the time. It missed the time.

Speaker 1 My hot take.

Speaker 1 Why didn't you just do it? This Jizza Jizza album is a top two album.

Speaker 1 No matter what other albums y'all pick from this clan.

Speaker 1 I'm butchering. Top two no matter what combination you put.

Speaker 1 I'm butchering.

Speaker 1 Top three at least.

Speaker 1 At worst. At the best.

Speaker 1 At worst.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I had this album on all morning. I was about to stab somebody.

Speaker 1 I forgot how big a fan I was back then though. Nigga wait.

Speaker 1 all my

Speaker 1 navy blow

Speaker 1 from ancient zones I spent a lot of

Speaker 1 god nigga are you fucking shitting me? This album was special special yeah even cold world he's off key and all that shit is still fire

Speaker 1 Oh my god

Speaker 1 oh my god this one I was robbing you bitch ass niggas outside

Speaker 1 Oh my god

Speaker 1 All right for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Speaker 1 Nothing gets the ladies, goes like shit.

Speaker 1 I break it down to the boat ribs. So

Speaker 1 Johnny Blazin, nightmare like Wes Crayton. Niggas gunning, my third and I seen it coming before it happened.

Speaker 1 You know about them fucking statin kids, they smashing anything in any shape, form, or fashion.

Speaker 1 Everybody talking about they blastin'.

Speaker 1 Is you bustin' stealing? Oh my god, I was such a best friend.

Speaker 1 I keep it moving, knows what the fuck I'm doing. Rapping zombiac, fiend to catch a nigga scooping.
Slip the cardiac, arrest me, exorcist hip-hop profession. And he's clicking like a nexus.

Speaker 1 You know my steam.

Speaker 1 Sneaky ass alley cat top pedigree. The heck touch in the street party bum rusher.

Speaker 1 You don't like a dick up in your fuck ya.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's good.
All right. Dreary morning.
Yeah, yeah. You might have been like,

Speaker 1 yeah. I appreciate that.
I saw you looking at me, too. Don't disrespect like that.
I saw you.

Speaker 1 I saw you. He knew all the words.
That was without playing rainy days or can it be so simple?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That was amazing.
That was good.

Speaker 1 That was great. Let me turn this down for the best crew in the world.

Speaker 1 Fuck is they talking about? Let me get these drops out the way right quick.

Speaker 1 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

Speaker 1 So happy to be here.

Speaker 1 Flip and mail, mail, mail. What episode is this? 816.
Welcome to episode 816 of the Joe Button podcast. Brought to you by Power Buy Fuel Buy Prize.
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Speaker 1 I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Truly, truly, truly blessed.
Host Joe Button here with some really amazing people to my right.

Speaker 1 What can I say, man? What more can I say? She is a lying saxophone.

Speaker 1 We just got to do like a Joe Button podcast roast one time.

Speaker 1 This woman

Speaker 1 uses these looks to fucking trick on you, bitch ass nigga

Speaker 1 and us

Speaker 1 the forward is in the building

Speaker 1 this next guy right here

Speaker 1 this next guy right here

Speaker 1 What type of pod y'all have your shit off? No, don't stop now.

Speaker 1 Don't back down. Get your shit off.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Don't be seated in the restaurant when this next guy gets the skid going.

Speaker 1 When this next guy barges in with his son,

Speaker 1 be ready, be prepared. Oh, I got one that could really send him going, but we got to have a good pod.
Guess it? No, I can't. I won't do that.

Speaker 1 No. Don't be pussy.
No, I can't.

Speaker 1 Exactly. This guy has never been HR block.

Speaker 1 What's the rest of them saying? Jackson Hewitt. Jackson Hewitt.

Speaker 1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise from the minutes from Queens, Queen's Play.

Speaker 1 This next guy right here is the most unaccountable.

Speaker 1 Look grumpy already.

Speaker 1 This guy's network is humongous, Boss. He knows your man's our mans, your grandma's mans, everybody's mans.
Mr. Man's himself, Mr.

Speaker 1 Thousand Doors himself, got them doors back when that lady ran off with the door.

Speaker 1 And he lied in his paw and said he's still friends with her. Make some noise.

Speaker 1 It's biggish,

Speaker 1 come on.

Speaker 1 That's your man. All right.

Speaker 1 Make some noise.

Speaker 1 You seen him around, huh?

Speaker 1 Oh, look at him.

Speaker 1 What would you do to the

Speaker 1 damn blind? Yeah, y'all. Hey, yeah, help me, y'all.
Come on. Y'all go corny.
Help me crack on niggas.

Speaker 1 Hey, baby. I want to crack.
Make some noise, huh?

Speaker 1 You coon sometimes.

Speaker 1 Hold up now.

Speaker 1 You coon monthly and weekly, nigga.

Speaker 1 You go there, shake ass every once in a while for the white people, huh? Still to no avail.

Speaker 1 Brother, we talking about coons every day.

Speaker 1 Big ice.

Speaker 1 Help me!

Speaker 1 Come on, man. You see the TV's home properly on the wall?

Speaker 1 The most interesting dad in the universe. Oh, he is a

Speaker 1 proud boy, dad. Well, a proud boy,

Speaker 1 he's a proud boy. He's a proud boy, girl.

Speaker 1 That's a racist one. That's a racist as shit.
Is that what a nigga say?

Speaker 1 Proud boy, girl. Yo.

Speaker 1 Make some noise for Big Free.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo.

Speaker 1 Can't say nothing, nigga. Just shout him out.

Speaker 1 In his box.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that is a problem, too, though. Why? Somebody said that to us.

Speaker 1 That is a problem. That is a problem.
Like, who is? Who are you?

Speaker 1 No, no, come on. Come on.
Let's get into it. Who is this guy, yo? I had to ask you in that dude.
I don't know, nigga. I had to end this.
But who is he? You know him.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 But you don't know him?

Speaker 1 Well, he came from. But what's up?

Speaker 1 You just been fucking... I know those thoughts.
You just been around for years being dope. But what's up? I'm chilling.
No, that's not enough no more. No, that's...

Speaker 1 I'm chilling ain't enough no more, nigga. I like that.
I like that. Who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 1 We don't know. know.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 I've been on YouTube watching fucking

Speaker 1 white TikTokers tell me what happened to the old show V, the white niggas with the reptile shit that came down.

Speaker 1 Did you think of a reptile? What? No. I could be.
Yo, no, I didn't think that.

Speaker 1 That would be racist. You might be eating mice? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They eat mice? Huh? They was eating mice. I'm just eating mouse before, I don't think.
Digging in the crates. Yeah, baby.
Married.

Speaker 1 Upstate.

Speaker 1 What else, man?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's too good, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I get it. The restaurant business, my sister.

Speaker 1 What else? What did you got? Sisters.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 This might be the new Long Island killer or something. Yo, your profile.

Speaker 1 Say your profile.

Speaker 1 We don't have to. We don't know that, though.
You went for the Stanford Connecticut killer. I can't vouch for that.
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 I don't know that. I can't vouch for that.
A string of body. If somebody asked me, I've known Parks a long time.

Speaker 1 I can't vouch that he ain't never fucking killed somebody. I can see it, like, yo, I never saw the signs.
Like, that's how it always is. Yeah, we could be the alibi.
He was such an upstanding guy.

Speaker 1 I refuse to believe it. I never saw that sign.

Speaker 1 I'm really glad that I had this mystique, guys. Yeah, you think

Speaker 1 just know we're on to you.

Speaker 1 Story of murderer.

Speaker 1 Going to your garbage.

Speaker 1 Story.

Speaker 1 Story would kill us.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Fox.

Speaker 1 Oh, anyway, Poe is here. Hey, Bo.

Speaker 1 He might be the killer, too.

Speaker 1 Now that we're talking about it. Stop it now, Joe.
That might really be the killer. Don't ask it.

Speaker 1 You're like, yo, Poe hold up. Alec's racist now.
No, no.

Speaker 1 I mean, he fit the profile.

Speaker 1 Boom, hey, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 She could say that, though. She can't do that.

Speaker 1 It's true.

Speaker 1 She could get away. Poe fit the profile.
Yes.

Speaker 1 What's the profile?

Speaker 2 Between

Speaker 2 30 and 45 years old, white men.

Speaker 1 What else? That's good enough. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 38-year-old white cop.

Speaker 2 I mean, you know, you can either be like a total, you know, isolate or you could have mad charisma.

Speaker 1 It just kind of goes. Yeah.
You had a cat too, don't you? My cat passed away. Oh, I'm sorry, no.
What? Today?

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Chersey. Wait a second.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Fuck it, man.

Speaker 1 Yo, you.

Speaker 1 What else? We was getting ready to freeze.

Speaker 1 I I didn't know. Help me.
Help me. Come on, nigga.
Why don't you have a fucking heart for it?

Speaker 1 Who was that? Because I was going to say something. Oh, my God.
Please.

Speaker 1 I apologize.

Speaker 1 I didn't know. Sorry.
That's okay.

Speaker 1 That was.

Speaker 1 Come on. You're good to go.
Yeah, you don't hit the profile anymore. You all think that's a good idea.
Yeah, you don't hit the profile anymore. You're good.
You're good. Yeah, okay.
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 Wait a second. That'd be part of the village story.
What are y'all toy? Hold on. Ever since Jersey died, he went dark.

Speaker 1 One day, before I got to work, my cat passed away.

Speaker 1 When John Wick found out that dog died, it was up. It was all my life.
No, you're right. The world ain't been the same since.
Yeah, it's a fact.

Speaker 1 Since Jersey died.

Speaker 1 900 Russians after that dog died.

Speaker 1 Anyway, Bo is here. Eric Rose is here.

Speaker 1 Corey is here.

Speaker 1 Tander Sabo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Yeah.
Gang. Gay.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got to stop saying that too. You guys are messing up here.
You got to stop saying what? Gang.

Speaker 1 Friends, friends. Friends.

Speaker 1 I can't fuck with that no more.

Speaker 1 What's up on you? You can say what you want. When they call me for the deposition, I'm telling the truth.
Same.

Speaker 1 You can say whatever the fuck you want. They ain't just going to come book me.
I'm famous, so they're going to talk to me first and ask me to come in with my lawyer. I done did it a few times.

Speaker 1 I held y'all down.

Speaker 1 Hey, when I went in, I held y'all down, niggas. It was nice.
It wasn't nothing.

Speaker 1 If it smoked with me, it was just content, nigga. When the feds call, I'm going to hold you down.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on, man. I'm the guy.
I'm a guy. Unless what?

Speaker 1 Unless what? They start hitting you with some potential years and some involvement. That wouldn't be possible.
It's impossible.

Speaker 1 That's impossible. That is impossible.

Speaker 1 Impossible.

Speaker 1 I live so straight. That'll make you sad.
Feds listening now, nigga. Yo, I live so straight.

Speaker 1 I don't play none of them criminal games.

Speaker 1 You think niggas know you held it down for them?

Speaker 1 No, but that ain't why you hold it down. That's true.

Speaker 1 You don't hold it down so nobody can know. You just do it because that's who you are.
Facts. Okay.

Speaker 1 Respect.

Speaker 1 By the way, Flip, who is on your

Speaker 1 way real quick. Hold on, baby.
You held it down for the feds and still came in here firing, nigga.

Speaker 1 And you know what? You bitch ass niggas. You scammers.

Speaker 1 You scammed.

Speaker 1 You know, like, huh? You shut up. Sorry.
You just solid.

Speaker 1 You a solid guy. Not me, nigga.
Not me. I hold it down for you, nigga.
I want some shit. Hey, you?

Speaker 1 I held it down now. What are we going to do about this? What are we doing about this, my nigga?

Speaker 1 You put up a lot of smoking mirrors, yo. You a trickster, yo.

Speaker 1 You call him right away? Yeah, he bugged out. He bugged out.
Talking about you, you hold it down, you call him right away? No, I give him like 10 minutes. I'm calling him out until I get it out.

Speaker 1 Because you call them in the building, they still listening. I get in the car, start driving, I call them.
No, I'm here. That's good.

Speaker 1 I make sure nothing in my life can even appear to have criminality i get mad at people in my life for having to be on their third cash app account oh uh oh move it move it

Speaker 1 real quick

Speaker 1 move it now

Speaker 1 i can't i can't use zelle no more

Speaker 1 no more it don't work

Speaker 1 and some of y'all out there be calling for favors with the uh with the account that's the feds is watching yeah

Speaker 1 hey So now the feds is. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Family member that got jammed up in that.
Just like that. I'm sorry.
No. Just like that.
No.

Speaker 1 Do you think people will extend you the same gratitude?

Speaker 1 Cast it out while you do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It ain't about the reciprocity. It ain't why you do it.
You do it because it's you. No, but hold on.
I know. I get it.
But even if you talk about reciprocity to me, nigga, bitch ass niggas.

Speaker 1 Do you think that

Speaker 1 because you live on a straight-he ain't over the hell that's sad about? Because you live in a... in a remember he said on Patreon, the friendship wasn't whatever that was.
Reciprocal,

Speaker 1 reciprocal. It wasn't reciprocal.
We're going to move on from that.

Speaker 1 Do you think that

Speaker 1 even if you do that for somebody else, how does it make you feel that people may not do the same for you, even if you live straight?

Speaker 1 Does that play in the back of your mind? Like the first time a situation happened for you, some niggas don't talk about it, but a nigga will use that chance to kick you back in.

Speaker 1 But you do the same thing, but behind the scenes, you move different.

Speaker 1 Like you, you contribute to niggas not lives not changing drastically, if you understand what I mean. So do you feel like

Speaker 1 niggas would extend you that same grace? Or how do you feel that knowing that niggas may not extend you that same grace?

Speaker 1 I don't really think about if people would do it for me. One, if I had to think about it, no, I don't think people would do it for me.

Speaker 1 Three, that plays no factor in why I do whatever I do for whoever I do it for.

Speaker 1 And four, I have to be like this, because if I weren't like this, it would be subtract one from the good guys, which is already a small group, and it would be another one over there to the niggas that's going to do some bitch ass shit when they had the crossroads.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 So I have to be this way to keep the numbers somewhat balanced. It's character.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Your character can't just change just because the lights are off and nobody's looking, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 People's characters change because people don't. And it's understated that how I'm talking is not always how I've been.
Like I played with Ishabel, that lens, he look at me through.

Speaker 1 But there was a day where people looked at me through a really, really, really bad lens because that was the equity that I built in people.

Speaker 1 So this is a 44-year-old, B45-year-old nigga speaking from...

Speaker 1 Like a lot of times today on the internet, people think because you're saying one thing that you haven't lived on the other side.

Speaker 1 So I just want to be correct in that. Well, we know the internet doesn't allow growth.
Nope. Zero.
Wherever they met you, that's the best. Like, I've been the guy

Speaker 1 to not be trusted by people,

Speaker 1 to not be trusted by companies, to not be viewed, to be viewed as irate, erratic, crazy, psycho, non-trustworthy. And we're not even talking about this company.
We're talking about family general.

Speaker 1 Friends,

Speaker 1 girls, until we fucked.

Speaker 1 And you're saying that you gave them a reason to feel that way. That's kind of a good thing.
Sure, certainly, certainly. Back in the day, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 And part of understanding that is accepting today that they might still view you that way. Like they, they are, oh, they are correct if that's how they want to view you.

Speaker 1 You can't get mad at them for holding you to yesterday's standard if you gave them that. Some people don't update and they just don't fuck with you based on how you used to do that.
I agree.

Speaker 1 I need people to update. That's why I agree.
They don't even know. If they don't, it's still on you have that's where the accountability come in.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like even if they don't, it's like, well, I still made it this way, so I just got to live with it. If you don't, if you you don't.
And the update is within you. Yeah.
You update.

Speaker 1 They can never update. It don't matter if they update.
That's what I'm saying. You the person that has to update.

Speaker 1 If you really hope that they would update, then you should just update because step one of that starts at you being the update. For sure.
That you potentially update.

Speaker 1 Some people don't want to take it. Or not.
Or not. Or not.
Or not.

Speaker 1 You just got to accept that.

Speaker 2 And sometimes it's just convenient for them to consider, you know, regard you in the antiquated way of what you once were. You know what I mean? I understand.
They don't want to.

Speaker 1 And listen. Antiquated.
As we go further into like steeper waters, the boat needs to be lighter.

Speaker 1 This nigga's crazy. Motherfucker's analogies.
This nigga's nuts. Wait.
Hello. What is wrong with you, yo?

Speaker 1 Everybody can't go. None of the other niggas.

Speaker 1 I was like this wit from 20, 25 years ago that

Speaker 1 I stand stand on why ever we stop talking. Like, I still stand on that.
So, great. That needed to be the end of that.
That don't change what it was 25 years ago, though. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 The movement just had to get a little. But then, that's kind of what I'm saying.
So, even look, even if that person changed today, you standing on what that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Oh, and that person just

Speaker 1 could be the best person in the world today. Oh, well, I'm standing on what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 You're putting the energy out there for people to treat you to feel the same way about you. And you have to.

Speaker 1 I would want want people to understand that I grew. I enforce boundaries.

Speaker 1 Some of them, if you cross, there's no coming back. I get that.
It's not a long list. Yeah, I get that.
It's not a long list, but I enforce boundaries.

Speaker 1 But there's only minute, to me, there's only minuscules, unforgivable offenses. A lot of offenses can be forgiven.
To you. To you.
That's your list.

Speaker 1 Somebody else can have a whole different thing of shit that they're not forgiving. Got it.
And forgiveness don't mean forgotten. Yeah,

Speaker 1 okay. I have no problem.

Speaker 1 My forgiveness is through the meter because i'm trying to be built i'm trying to be built through my higher powers likeness so i'm i'm my forgiveness is whatever that don't mean that we're not about to change course of action moving forward does your forgiveness equate to when i see you i can say hello of course i could always say hello got

Speaker 1 you might can never be cool again i can always say hello i speak i think that's part of being an adult i can always say hello and be cordial and being the same my mom my mom used to tell me even a dog could bark i could be in the same elevator you can say hello that don't mean i could be in a phone booth like I can coexist with people.

Speaker 1 That's a plus.

Speaker 1 You're a trickster, man.

Speaker 1 Complicated.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 your coexistence, right, sometimes gives off the wrong message. Because you can coexist, it gives off the message that

Speaker 1 we cool again. And because people value your friendship, or whether it's your status currently, or whether they miss what you guys had, that can give mixed signals.

Speaker 1 That's coming coming from

Speaker 1 a

Speaker 1 Coming from a perspective that's not balanced. Got it.
I don't put any merit in that perspective. You need two signatures for that to be true.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You need two signatures

Speaker 1 on that end sheet for you to know if we cool. You just surmising that we cool from behavior that you see in passing because I'm just that type of stand-up person.
That's on you. I don't take that.

Speaker 1 into account.

Speaker 1 So how would they know if you cool?

Speaker 1 There you go. Good question, Freeze.

Speaker 1 How would somebody

Speaker 1 say it just? I would imagine if you're not. You're assuming it based off of actions.

Speaker 1 How would they know? Do y'all know I am a beacon of light?

Speaker 1 Just stopping. I'm not stopping nothing.
I'm a beacon of light. I'm warm.
I'm loving. I'm giving.
I'm caring. I'm thoughtful.
People know. You're going to know.

Speaker 1 To your example of in passing, if they assume that basically. If you're not seeing that version, then you ain't supposed to know.
Who gives a fuck about what you know?

Speaker 1 that's not why do I why am I waiting to see what that person knows they not

Speaker 1 that they are what the young kids say a NPC

Speaker 1 Joe because I know I don't want to

Speaker 2 what is that non-playable

Speaker 1 non-playable

Speaker 1 video game shit

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 you don't I do think that we should start it

Speaker 1 we should we should we should we should we should we should we should right

Speaker 1 go ahead no no no I was I was just saying that, like,

Speaker 1 if you fall off with somebody based off of a misunderstanding or the knowledge that they lacked of, and you guys had

Speaker 1 a great past together, like, just when you was around me, whatever, whatever, we was cool.

Speaker 1 But based off a misunderstanding or not a lack of communication, but based off a lack of knowledge, you fall out.

Speaker 1 You don't think that you could end up becoming cool again because that thing that you fell out for was

Speaker 1 based off of lack of knowledge on their part? If you understand what what I'm saying, I think I understand.

Speaker 1 I don't want to make it. I feel like you may not be understanding what some of what I've been trying to say.
So let me try it another way. Listen to me.
No, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, I'm telling you that my forgiveness levels are so great, greater than the norm.

Speaker 1 They are so great that whoever you're talking about that's on this list

Speaker 1 really did some fuck shit.

Speaker 1 Period for me. Got it.
Like, if we talking about somebody where it's, it's not just a misunderstanding. But that's the introduction to it.
It's like, it was a misunderstanding.

Speaker 1 If you hear the stories, yo, it's a misunderstanding. I thought this, but it really wasn't that.
But that's from people that don't have closure. And I'm not here to get closure.
Got it.

Speaker 1 I'm done. I'm not here to get closure at all.

Speaker 1 I'm here. Blessings to all.

Speaker 1 Blessings, blessings, blessings. This is a weekend.
Yeah, it's getting wet. I told you niggas, it's a weekend.

Speaker 1 I know what the rain does.

Speaker 1 I know what the rain does. It's okay.
It's not that to us, yeah.

Speaker 2 It's okay. We get introspective when the weather looks like this.
Let's go, Mel.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I'm still here to hug you, nigga. I see you over here.

Speaker 1 I see you, my boy. It's all right.
I love you. Look at him.
Look at my boy. Going on Corey for us.
Corey was on the bottom. Look, he got the shades on.
Lily, y'all. Don't worry about y'all.

Speaker 1 He started it. We didn't know Corey looked just fine.
Just tell him you love him. Okay, we love Corey.

Speaker 1 Look at that nigga.

Speaker 1 Going through it. You look like shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Okay. Look at Melvin on some shit.
What are you going through? I want to ask. This is Corey and Carrie.
Nothing. I'm great.

Speaker 2 I'm fucking amazing.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's all I got.
Okay, here we go. Yo, you used to me having some follow-up shit.
I don't know how to do it. Because you do.
Because you do. No, I'm not.
I'm in love.

Speaker 1 I love y'all. Y'all know that? We're going to find out who the fuck Parks is.

Speaker 1 We love you too, yo.

Speaker 1 We love you too. That's it.
I mean, almost everybody said it. We love you too.
He don't say I love you.

Speaker 1 He don't say that. He don't say I'm you.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Just say ditto.

Speaker 1 Look, but look at him.

Speaker 1 Just say ditto. We love you too, Ish.

Speaker 1 Niggas love you, boy.

Speaker 1 Look, he goes,

Speaker 1 it's okay to say you love people.

Speaker 1 Yo, he's one of them niggas, yo.

Speaker 1 I know that.

Speaker 1 Gotcha. We love you, Ish.
But then if I sleep him on the set,

Speaker 1 it's going to be a whole thing. Like Virginia versus Jersey.

Speaker 1 Like, Virginia gonna think I'm trying to set it if I sleep them for this shit. Look at this shit.
What happened when I wake up?

Speaker 1 Assuming. You go to the safe.
I'm gonna wake up. He goes on.

Speaker 1 Assuming. I don't got nothing to say.
Oh, shit. Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Go to the phone. I'm gonna sleep forever.

Speaker 1 I think the only person that would look for you is your wife.

Speaker 1 That's not true. And I think I can make up other reasons why you would never come home

Speaker 1 to your wife.

Speaker 1 I watch a lot of movies, y'all. Leave me alone.

Speaker 1 I watch a lot of these shits with niggas just, honey.

Speaker 1 May sunshine.

Speaker 1 Honey,

Speaker 1 going skiing for the weekend with Frank and the guys.

Speaker 1 Niggas never return. She watch them, too.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yo, pod with us, yo. She watch.
Pod with me. Pod with me.
Yo, shut up. Hey, let me get that hoodie, man.
Yo, move along, my brother. I saw that there, too.
I like that hoodie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got it first, ish, huh? I'll take that shit for you. You got it first, yeah.
I was watching that hoodie, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what you used to say when the chicks would tell you that they loved you before you loved them? Come on, let me give it a six.

Speaker 1 If I didn't love them back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 That's really nice.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, if you already loved them.

Speaker 1 If you already loved them, then why you ain't say it first then?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Somebody got beat the other person to the punch.
Oh, you was one of those. Oh, that's not that.

Speaker 1 That's not true.

Speaker 1 I'll say it first. You'll say it first? Yeah.
Okay. All right.
Well,

Speaker 1 which one happens in the past more often? You saying it first or them saying it first?

Speaker 1 I mean, I wasn't really keeping record. How'd you say it? I don't have a problem with.
Did you say it cool?

Speaker 1 Yo, you know, I love you, right, girl. Y'all think I'm like.
I say RB Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 I think I'm up. Y'all ruined for what I say.
Well, how many times have you been in love? You've been feeling funny lately. How many times have I been in love with you? Butterflies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been feeling tamely.

Speaker 1 Five or six.

Speaker 2 You've been in love five or six times? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn. See, Quentin.
Love. Come on.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. And love.

Speaker 2 Like, even in retrospect, thinking about it.

Speaker 1 Boy, you got a heart, boy.

Speaker 1 You ain't supposed to give love out like that. No wonder you act like that, nigga.
You gotta have too much love. Nigga, you've been in a relationship.
You fucked up with us.

Speaker 1 That's why you act like that. You're gonna have too much love, boy.
It's gonna be two bitches, nigga.

Speaker 1 Man, bitch. You just loving motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna fuck if you're 50 or not, nigga. What are you talking about? That's too much love, nigga.
No, it's not. Six women in your life you love.
In love with. I I don't think that's crazy.

Speaker 1 In love with? Head over heels? Yeah, that's hot crazy. Yes, nigga.
How long did it take you to fall in love? Two days?

Speaker 1 I can't laugh. Nah, I don't take.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's kind of a lot.

Speaker 1 To me, it's a lot. I don't think so freaky.
You've been in love with more than six girls. That's not true.

Speaker 1 I call bullshit. Caring about somebody and being in love with two different things.
I call bullshit, though. I can't tell nobody else they're feelings, but all right, you got it.

Speaker 1 Look, y'all, we ain't got to always fight.

Speaker 1 Yo, why would Mark ain't here? We fight so much.

Speaker 1 Mark's passport. I hate that.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Let's just keep this going with some love.
Let's sing songs and bliss and harmony.

Speaker 1 There you go. Flip out mail out.

Speaker 1 For two years, she comes in here with lipstick on her goddamn.

Speaker 1 She be missing her whole mouth.

Speaker 1 Then get on Instagram. You said they'd watch her good music.
Watch it.

Speaker 1 Then she get on Instagram, do some fucking workout posts.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right. I love you, Ish.

Speaker 1 He won't say back. He's not saying that.
He's never saying that about me. I'm telling a nigga that shit on the phone.
He be like, all right, yo,

Speaker 1 don't stop lying. Yo, when a nigga talk, he probably lying.

Speaker 1 He keep his finger by the button. He hang up mad quick.
Hey, yo, I talked to you, Click.

Speaker 1 Yo, I love you. All right, bye.
I hate that shit. I hate somebody that hang up so fast.
You're lying, though, but it's cool. You got it, bro.
Well, ask Joe.

Speaker 1 Mel, how many times you've been in love? Joe don't hang up fast to me. I love this.

Speaker 1 How many times you've been in love, Mel? But, Mel, don't.

Speaker 1 Don't let her answer for me.

Speaker 1 You gotta stop doing, you gotta stop putting caveats.

Speaker 1 Let her answer for me. I'm chilling.

Speaker 2 Are you about to put parameters on it?

Speaker 1 How many times?

Speaker 1 Let her answer. Let her answer.
How many times you've been in love, Mel?

Speaker 2 Okay, no, I want to to hear what he was going to say.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Answer.
We're throwing the ball to you. Yep.
Answer flip.

Speaker 1 I was shy to ask that bitch then, nigga. Oh, shit.
I had to lost it, Peter Michael. I'm trying to get off that shit.

Speaker 1 Shot

Speaker 1 four.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice.

Speaker 1 Three.

Speaker 1 Like, for real, for real.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about the I'm drunk in the club.

Speaker 1 For real.

Speaker 1 You're lying,

Speaker 1 That's your thing to tell people. Four.

Speaker 1 That's your thing to tell people they're lying. We're telling you, four.
Yeah, you gave out a lot of love. I did.
Okay.

Speaker 1 He's older than us.

Speaker 2 There's times I thought I was in love and then retrospectively.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Retrospect.
You think I'm in love with you? Yeah, so no, so four, definitely.

Speaker 2 But then if I was to add the ones I thought,

Speaker 1 I was up to like fucking eight. But is it

Speaker 1 do you say you were in love even though you thought you were in love because it didn't work out?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 it was that it was

Speaker 1 got it off, right? Fuck off.

Speaker 1 You could still be in love even if it don't, if he should have it. You got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, you know what I'm saying? You got a big money scheme? Fuck off. You ain't living with it.

Speaker 1 So, y'all, when you found a shoebox, it knocked you out of love? No. No, no, no.
She struck that one for the record?

Speaker 2 No, no, he's on the record.

Speaker 1 Okay. He's on the record.

Speaker 2 I kind of think about love

Speaker 2 in terms of like agape love. You know what I mean? No.

Speaker 1 All right, what else came? What music came?

Speaker 1 You can't do that, bro. No, no, let's go.
Let's talk about fucking love. Somebody have a song ready.
Wait on some shit. Agape love me.
I don't know what's going on. Aguppy? What'd that mean?

Speaker 1 No, it's just like... Agave, nigga.
Oh, the tequila love. Tequila love.
Somebody's like,

Speaker 1 I've been in a lot of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been in that.

Speaker 1 Like, it's just a molly love. That one too?

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like, no, it's like a, it's a, it's a mutually fulfilling type of healthy love.

Speaker 1 Wait, oh, love.

Speaker 1 That nigga arms, man, shoulders.

Speaker 1 Yo, wait, oh, yo, he dropped something. I seen his whole torpedo.

Speaker 1 Pick it up,

Speaker 1 pick it up and be here.

Speaker 1 That nigga said.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo,

Speaker 1 yo, yo.

Speaker 1 That shit all.

Speaker 1 That shit all was fucked your whole day.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I was the only one that peeped to get it.

Speaker 1 My hands is not that short, boy. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 But don't do that up here. Oh, shit.
You will get it if you want to. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That was.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 off the muscle reflex. I know.
You drop some shit, you be in the house, try to get it fast and far anyway. Oh, oh, fuck, I ain't got it no more.

Speaker 1 He was like, oh, yo, he tapped out of that door fast as hell.

Speaker 1 He was like, I got, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Dog.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 like. T-Wex.

Speaker 1 My daughter be like, T-Wex. See, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I'm going to get him.
I'm I'm going to get him.

Speaker 1 I can't make that up.

Speaker 1 She is higher, nigga.

Speaker 1 That gravity. Yo, that floor.

Speaker 1 Yo, boy.

Speaker 1 Listen.

Speaker 1 No genius. Would you play with that gravity?

Speaker 1 All right, Mel. I'm near that.

Speaker 1 I just had to look up Agape. Go ahead.
Go back. Go ahead,

Speaker 1 Read it. Read it for them.
Bell is crazy, yo. Hold on.
What do you mean? He lost it. Yeah, I got it.
She backstunned it. With her love.

Speaker 1 Because they talked about agape of the mouth. Agape.

Speaker 1 That's a gape.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Yes. A gape.
Say that up here. Just explain, man.

Speaker 1 Don't talk about gaping.

Speaker 1 That one I'm skiping about.

Speaker 2 A gape is when your mouth is wide open.

Speaker 1 Or. Whoa.
Or.

Speaker 1 A category

Speaker 1 happens to be over there. You click that, you'll know.

Speaker 1 She'll never know the hood version or not.

Speaker 1 Nothing needs.

Speaker 1 Agape love is a Greek word that refers to a pure, unconditional, and sacrificial love for others.

Speaker 1 God damn.

Speaker 1 Of course you could. You just be fucking reading shit when you're once.
It's often considered the highest form of love.

Speaker 1 All you do is stand by that fucking library in your house with the vons and read. What the fuck is an agape when you talk about it?

Speaker 2 It's how you feel about your wife.

Speaker 1 Yes? Yes, there you go.

Speaker 2 It's how y'all feel about your significant others, correct?

Speaker 1 Correct. Yeah, of course.
That's why I love you. It's a good thing, right? Yes, it's a great thing.

Speaker 1 Yes, I am a gap for my wife. We just love our wives.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, we have my wine.

Speaker 1 Yo, this guy is crazy.

Speaker 1 So, man, for next week?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, no. So, I mean, most of Transportation.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 It's like a relationship that I would have said I was in love in hindsight looking at it. No, it wasn't love.
It was just

Speaker 2 infatuation, a little obsession.

Speaker 1 Or you was obsessed with niggas? Sprinkle some delusion in there. A lot of Delulu shit.
Yep.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was bad. It was fucked.

Speaker 1 Well, obsessed.

Speaker 1 My definition of obsessed, the right definition is obsessed. It's the right one.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog. I mean both.
Both. It was just a bad thing.
Y'all be cold. Don't do that.
Don't be afraid. No,

Speaker 1 we were both very toxic. No, just said you were upset.
Don't try to act. He's not here to confirm.

Speaker 1 He's not here to be toxic.

Speaker 2 We were both very toxic. No.

Speaker 2 That motherfucker showed up at my door unannounced after being blocked.

Speaker 1 That's what you spoke. That's not upset.
Come on.

Speaker 1 Showing up at my door unannounced. No, no.

Speaker 1 I'm coming to see who.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with your phone? I came to see you. I called you.
I came to see who was here. Number one, number two.
I came to check some shit.

Speaker 2 What would you guys describe a girl doing the exact same thing to y'all? Obsessed.

Speaker 1 Fam, I'm a great girl. Because y'all do it differently.
Thank you, bro. I'm This phrase is good for y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all just throw the ball right to her. Be like, yo, lie.

Speaker 1 You a little bit.

Speaker 1 I think she's on the truth.

Speaker 1 You did pop-ups before, right? I did what before? Pop-ups. Pop-ups.

Speaker 1 That's why he didn't say nothing. He did more than pop-ups.

Speaker 1 What? That pop-up could be.

Speaker 1 Looking at the bitch through the vent.

Speaker 1 That nigga fucked out.

Speaker 1 Fucking fold the next

Speaker 1 tail go off. Wild on the phone with him.

Speaker 1 Nigga, no kidding go off.

Speaker 1 Joe, I know you up there.

Speaker 1 I'm calling the cops. Nigga, stop.
Nigga stuck in a tree. Nigga up there.
That ain't me.

Speaker 1 I was,

Speaker 1 I agree with that. That's hilarious.
What are you going to try to bring? Don't tie the fuck my man's shit up. I was proactive in looking for resolution.

Speaker 1 That's what we're going to call it?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Why wouldn't you? Keep that one in the fucking tuck.

Speaker 1 Yo, you was an attorney in your life.

Speaker 1 He's right. That's what it was.
I was proactive and looking for resolution. And I didn't grow up with my dad in my house, so sometimes I didn't know how to handle my own.
No way he was going to go.

Speaker 1 Oh, yo,

Speaker 1 it's the truth. What you on that way? I was raised by a single mother.
I'm with you on that. Oh, yeah.
Salute.

Speaker 1 You're going to teach me everything about how to handle myself. About being a man, about being a grown man.

Speaker 1 I'd get mine out in the street, and sometimes I didn't make the best decision. I respect that, Joe.
Had nobody to turn to. Sorry for telling us, getting vulnerable with y'all.

Speaker 1 That's true. Sorry for telling me.
I'm with you. This is you being vulnerable, yes.
I'm with you. I'm with you, huh? Captain, remember the Patreon? You say you're okay.

Speaker 1 Look at me in the eye flip. I will never get vulnerable.
The Patreon is out right now, y'all. Look at me now, nigga.

Speaker 1 I will never get vulnerable with you, boy. Boy, let me take my glasses.

Speaker 1 I'll never get vulnerable with you. So you're being vulnerable now, yes? I hate it.

Speaker 1 We don't make savings shit. We're supposed to be at work.
All right, let's do it. Let's get it going.

Speaker 1 This is hard work. Come on, what dojah do this?

Speaker 1 Let me tell you what I think of dojika.

Speaker 1 You got some boogers or some shit right there. Still?

Speaker 1 Yeah. You got to eat it, man.
I was about to ask you, what you used to do with them in school, yo, when you was in that back classroom. You don't have a napkin on you.

Speaker 1 Don't look at me funny like you got a fucking Kleenex on you. So what were you doing?

Speaker 1 You got the blue velvet on the shit. Yo, mad adults I I be catching

Speaker 1 with the booger without the tissue. Me too.
You do, I do. No, no, that's your bag.

Speaker 1 You go up there with two fingers. Like, I don't fuck you up there like this.
No, I'm Clint Eastwood with it, nigga.

Speaker 1 If you the whistle,

Speaker 1 I'm plucking them shit.

Speaker 1 Don't let me get the window down in the car with some wind and the sticky shit that won't leave me off.

Speaker 1 Then you plick it on this finger. God damn it.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm a nasty nigga.

Speaker 1 Anyway, man, whatever.

Speaker 1 All right. That's fine.
We listen and we don't tell people how bad we're judging. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a better. Yeah, that's a little bit better.

Speaker 1 That's better. I ain't gonna hold y'all.
If you're listening out there, I'm never gonna stop judging y'all.

Speaker 1 I'm there.

Speaker 1 This is telling the truth today.

Speaker 1 Yo, there will never be a day where I'm hold up. Yo, cam up.

Speaker 1 Y'all see me?

Speaker 1 take the glasses on take a talk nah fuck these niggas hey there will never be a day on this earth where I choose to not judge y'all y'all see the shit y'all be doing

Speaker 1 are y'all crazy judging the fuck out of y'all put it right out there and people you related to

Speaker 1 sorry occasionally I ain't that mature yet 47 48 you niggas is out there on bullshit

Speaker 1 judging the fuck out of y'all with my girl later night on the phone.

Speaker 1 That'd be the best. That'd be the best.
Oh, hell yeah. We sending y'all's Instagram.

Speaker 1 Are you crazy? This whole shit that was going on back and forth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, we sending the whole thread to each other, girl.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for somebody to respond and sit with my wife somewhere and judge people in public. No, that's the best shit.
That's the best shit in the entire world. People watch it.

Speaker 1 We go after people watching. Yeah, and judge.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. That is some of the best shit about that.
But this internet shit is amazing now, though. Which part? No, I'm just judging.
Oh, yeah. Like he's talking about.
People just put it out there.

Speaker 1 Sit right there, send it to you. Gladly.
Me and my girl. The girl be having a blast until she becomes.
She's also a social injustice warrior for black-related issues.

Speaker 1 Okay. So we be having a blast until she sent over.
What's this shit you wanted to talk about now?

Speaker 1 Hey, did you guys cover the Carmelo Anthony situation?

Speaker 1 The Home of Fame? No, baby, we didn't. No, Carmelo Anthony is the king.
The boy, the boy that killed the young black guy who killed the

Speaker 1 white guy who was the twin who came over and they was fighting with them, and it was a whole big from the school, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's like, yo, did y'all cover that? I'm like, no, it's like an entertainment.

Speaker 1 You want to hear us?

Speaker 1 You're just trying to piss me off, right? That's nigga stupid.

Speaker 1 Anyway, at some point we should cover that. But now.
You know the story, right? You did your research. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's crazy.
I don't do that because I get mad.

Speaker 1 You get mad, man. At whom?

Speaker 2 Just the situation. Society.

Speaker 1 Society.

Speaker 1 Well, he has,

Speaker 1 his go, not GoFundMe, but because the GoFundMe, they started for him, GoFundMe deleted it. And then he started something else, but he raised more money than the kid that passed away.

Speaker 1 GoFundMe deleted it? GoFundMe, yes, discontinued the

Speaker 1 funding or whatever donations that were going to him. They stopped it.

Speaker 1 So, what happens to the money in that instance?

Speaker 2 I have no, it goes back automatically, reverses

Speaker 2 the people who donated.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's trash. Yeah, a lot of people were mad about that.

Speaker 1 They should give him the bread and then delete it. You know what I'm saying? Like, because people may not go give again, or they might not know where to go give again.

Speaker 1 His bill is set to a million dollars. That's what it is.
So,

Speaker 1 it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, y'all got to

Speaker 1 inform me on what took place later. We will.
Later on. Hey, Flip.
In the meantime,

Speaker 1 who are these people on your shirt? Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you earlier. She asked me earlier.
These are just people that I know. This is my crazy friends.

Speaker 1 Yeah, people that I'm familiar with.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 yeah, I just decided to put their mug shots, these criminal girls, mug shots on my shirt. I feel like I just saw this one.
Yeah, I just got it. That's my master, not just pros.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so, you know, just decided to celebrate my friends and their behavior. That's an interesting way to celebrate people.
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 And we celebrate in our own way. We listen and we don't judge that's true no we judge but we judge internally yeah

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 all right I did see that I'm with you level I just saw that one

Speaker 1 tell me stop nigga

Speaker 1 Zion is disgusting

Speaker 1 that's what it was

Speaker 1 he gotta sit down wow

Speaker 1 he's enjoying life Jay Joe he's what 25 I don't know if that come on Joe he's disgusting

Speaker 1 y'all got it

Speaker 1 y'all got a big dog

Speaker 1 I said you got it already, so you're not going to be able to do it. But we don't know what you're saying, we got.
What do we have?

Speaker 1 We do, and I'm saying that you got it already, which means I submit to the thinking. You yield.
Yeah, yeah, y'all got it. Got it.

Speaker 1 Y'all ain't triggering to say some of my outlandish fucking thoughts about Zion's nasty roster.

Speaker 1 His roster is a nasty. She's

Speaker 1 not nasty. Not nasty.
He doesn't have a nasty roster.

Speaker 1 Would you you agree? Nasty is subjective. That's true.
So this is opinion-based. True.
So there's no need for us to fight over it.

Speaker 1 If y'all could think his shit is just shit as fire. In our 40s, we got more discernment than him.
Our

Speaker 1 early 20s with Mad Bread, we might have been running around jumping around the same way. Somebody might have thought our rosters was nasty when we was in our 20s.
They didn't. They did.
They didn't.

Speaker 1 I disagree. They didn't.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Nigga had the Hall of Fame roster. Yeah, nobody thought that.
That's not true.

Speaker 1 No, you had a very intimate look at things, but the grand scheme, the perspective, nobody ever said that about me. Maybe you.

Speaker 1 Maybe you was fucking the mid-packs in your 20s. I was not.
And we didn't all, me and you don't have to have had a shared experience. No, I know.
I'm just saying that's a subject.

Speaker 1 So it's subjective from your shit. Like, I can't speak from fucking the mid in my 20s.
That's subjective. But speak for you.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Damn. Did you?

Speaker 1 Somebody else could have viewed it that way. Sure.

Speaker 1 But no, I'm sure he don't view that that way. What about you? How you view it? Mine? My own personal experience?

Speaker 1 I'm joking already. No, I'm asking you.
No, man, I'm just kidding. My own personal experiences.
This could have been mid to some niggas. That's cool.
It's already.

Speaker 1 He professed to ask me.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, I barely spoke. You was the one who was.

Speaker 1 I know, but we wonder. Yeah, we talked about it with you.
Do you never look back and say, damn, that was some mid? Yeah. That's it.
And somebody else. Yo, itch just didn't go outside with his mid.

Speaker 1 Yo, don't let this fucking pretty boy Tony shit. That's not true.
He just didn't go outside with his mid. He fucked mad mid.
We all have fucked mad mid. Yeah, but we talk about your mid.

Speaker 1 I have fucked mid. So speak, staying on.
We talk about your Aerie, nigga. Staying on your mid.
You're Airy, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah, y'all niggas is dumb. Nigga, you not midless.
I didn't say I was.

Speaker 1 So stay on.

Speaker 1 I didn't say I was. You creating something that ain't even there.

Speaker 1 We all have mid. Yes.
Facts. See, you can't help it.

Speaker 1 Help. You can't help, but we all.

Speaker 1 Oh, you think that he should just keep it on himself and leave it. He's part of it.
I'm asking him to.

Speaker 1 Don't talk about Zach. But get your own bullpen.
I got my own. I sleep on a bench.
I don't sleep sleep on the floor.

Speaker 1 You can do what you want. It's your own.
All right, cool. Ain't nobody else in there.
Oh, good reverse. What you do when the killers come in? Sleep on the bench.
No, get up. Yup.

Speaker 1 It's wake-up time now. No, they kick you.

Speaker 1 Stomach down?

Speaker 1 What? Oh, shit. Sleep on the side, nigga.

Speaker 1 How you back?

Speaker 1 Nigga playing with you.

Speaker 1 He said it.

Speaker 1 Yo, we got a lovely fucking gift lined up for you today, man. We got it.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Nigga playing with you.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's bad stomach down on the bench. Because you can do like this.
Nigga, if you stick with your, I'll fuck you up, nigga.

Speaker 1 You stuck with your stomach down on the bench, you don't. In the who style? You know, he's a bench.

Speaker 1 The floor? He nigga goes to the floor. He said he goes to the floor.
In the corner. Oh, so he's going to go to the bathroom.
Well, he's going to head or he goes. I went to the floor before.

Speaker 1 No, I get the

Speaker 1 floor.

Speaker 1 Listen, hold on. A nigga ain't never put me on the floor.
Hold on. Who the fuck you talking to? Yeah.
Sometimes the bench is just too short. Like, there's a lot of things with the bench.

Speaker 1 The floor is more comfortable. I went on the floor before, nigga.
I believe you. And I cleared the whole corner right by the entrance, nigga.
I'm the fucking ball. What are you talking about, nigga?

Speaker 1 I get the VIP bullpen for 20 years. The one they just started giving you when you got this gig up here.
The one where you were.

Speaker 1 I get

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 1 I get the sky box bullpen, nigga.

Speaker 1 I get the sky box. Wait, let me land

Speaker 1 first. Can I land first? Only one.
But can I land? Okay. Can I land? I get the sky box.
I get the American dream of bullpens. Nigga, watch it.
You made pumps.

Speaker 1 And you didn't. I know.
So I got mine on my own merit, not on a hit.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's not for you cheating, man. The hit is my merit.
The hit is my merit. That is your merit.
I know. But I didn't get mine.
You was in PC, celebrity man. You got yours over looks, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's cheat. That's a cheat card.

Speaker 1 You can't get your cheat cards. You can get yours.

Speaker 1 You can't get yours over scrap, man. You're just a handsome nigga.
Handsome cool nigga. What do you want to do in jail? And I wasn't always a nigga, nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 But that's true sometimes.

Speaker 1 You said 20 years. No, that's going to be true sometimes.
They couldn't put me over there. I was a day demon.

Speaker 1 Yo. Yo, it feels so good to be.
I'm waving to be tough, though. Hurry up and bring this bell money, dog.
I'm like, all right, I got you.

Speaker 1 Don't try to put my man like that.

Speaker 1 And it's a few niggas I never paid back off the bill. Oh, you got it? All right, man.
That's fucked up. I was fucked up.
And you're rich. So paying back then.
That's what makes it more fucked up.

Speaker 1 Paying back then.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I got y'all.

Speaker 1 I got it. I didn't bang everybody.
If somebody come make a step back. Wait, hold up.
We're going to just. If

Speaker 1 remind you that you owe them money. Would you pay them back now? Everybody stop before I get really angry

Speaker 1 for play play. Mr.
Blay play. Mr.
McGee.

Speaker 1 Y'all paid everybody back? On the bell?

Speaker 1 Yes. No.
In the world. I don't owe nobody no money.
Later on, yeah. No.

Speaker 1 I think I did. In life, though, I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I think I did. Everybody.

Speaker 2 No. I think I did.
No.

Speaker 1 Not Bob Dag. You can never repair that.
Yeah, that's the only person that I may owe. Have I borrowed some money from you?

Speaker 1 You fucking right, I paid you back. Can I be vulnerable with y'all? Yes, you did.

Speaker 1 I think that's like, I think something about how I was raised or how I grew up, like, it's a thing with me.

Speaker 1 I gotta leave some time in between.

Speaker 1 The payback?

Speaker 1 I'm talking about normal shit too. Like, Corey sent me the cash app for the nigga that fucking cleaned the cars, nigga.
I'm like, all right, but give it a second.

Speaker 1 It can't be right away. Yeah.
It's on principle?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's something about paying right away. No, nigga.
It's easy to cut the phone off, nigga. You're not getting it when you're supposed to get it.
I'm like that with something.

Speaker 1 Not people. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Hey.

Speaker 1 Well, we know you. Sometimes I gotta see if you could cover it.

Speaker 1 You know what's crazy? He's serious. Dead ass.
No, no, no, not today.

Speaker 1 I am serious

Speaker 1 pulling from another time in my life before Ubers when we used to peek out the window and see if the chick was gonna cover the cab or text us.

Speaker 1 And you dirty bitches would text us while I'm looking from the window. To come to the city.
Yo, just pay the meter.

Speaker 1 Just pay the meter.

Speaker 1 Like my dick mad soft now when you can't pay the meter.

Speaker 1 That's not mid. That's not mid.

Speaker 1 That's a great question. That's a great question.
And yes. Okay.
I don't know if we knew.

Speaker 1 I did not know that was me. I'm answering in hindsight.

Speaker 1 We're answering the hindsight. It was a great question, though.
That boy's been aware. I don't know if it was.
She mid or he mid?

Speaker 1 Her. No, speak.
Speak to it. Her.
Never. He said what he said.

Speaker 1 Come on. He did speak.

Speaker 1 He just talked it in the phrase of a question.

Speaker 1 Well, you're not about to make it sound like you never fucked that girl.

Speaker 1 Antoine fucking Martin.

Speaker 1 Who are you even talking about?

Speaker 1 Whoever, the girl, the profile. I'm talking about a profile.
Oh, yeah, yeah I've done that okay okay

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Speaker 1 Yo, I meant to ask y'all the other day, but it's only progressed since then.

Speaker 1 Are y'all seeing John Morant's new grenade celebration? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Please tell me what everyone here thinks about Ja Morant's new Throw a grenade celebration. You found a loophole? Yeah.
I got to stop playing with them people, man.

Speaker 1 He must got a trust fund that don't nobody know about.

Speaker 1 That's my take. Is he playing real good with you?

Speaker 1 That's my take. You wouldn't know.
You wouldn't know because they don't put a camera on him no more.

Speaker 1 They kill him. He's doing good.
They don't put a camera on him nowhere near like we're used to putting a camera on him. So we wouldn't know.
They suppressing the shit out of him.

Speaker 1 So maybe that's

Speaker 1 fighting back. And yes, he's doing good.
That's his way of fighting back, though. That's the reason.

Speaker 1 Who are you fighting back? And what are you trying to win? When I say fighting back, if they're suppressing me, I'm balling out, but I'm not getting no highlights or nothing like that. You've made

Speaker 1 a thing out of that one celebration in terms of clips and everything going everywhere. Talk about it, all of this.
Okay, you fire me? Cool. I pay that.

Speaker 1 Now, my way of getting myself, again, these kids want attention. There's a whole lot of words.
Swimming against the current ain't going to get you to the shore.

Speaker 1 And, dog, I would have assessed that shit. That was good.
Everybody else, everybody else is doing that same celebration. Thank you for it.
That he got fired for. Oh, yeah.
Right?

Speaker 1 Everybody's doing it. I hate that line.
So, but

Speaker 1 you doing it? You got somebody else doing it.

Speaker 1 Everybody ain't go to Foot Locker to press 13-year-old Jeremy with the goose. But, but, dog, that would have made me realize, yo, they got it in for me.
You're not going to play with them.

Speaker 1 You can't beat the establishment. Can't at all.
Unless he got some money somewhere that we don't know about. But you know what? A lot of young, hard-headed niggas, they'll learn them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm with you. Maybe after the situation, because he got quiet for a while, so maybe he thought by me getting quiet.

Speaker 1 He didn't spend No, no, no, no, no, but when he came back, he wasn't acting up. He went, yeah, when he came back.
No, he was just showing up.

Speaker 1 So maybe in his mind, he's like, yo, I tried to show y'all that I was doing good, and you guys are suppressing me, so now I'm going to do this on social media to make everyone talk about it.

Speaker 1 He's not telling us he's doing it in the game. That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 I'm getting my talk now by doing it this way.

Speaker 1 Now, is it smart? I say no. But to him, you know, a lot of these young kids care about that social media.
Play stupid games.

Speaker 1 How many people talk about it now? I wasn't hearing nothing about your

Speaker 1 job until he was doing all that government. You're the show.

Speaker 1 It don't matter what you hear now. Adam Silver or

Speaker 1 somebody with some real power right this second while you involved in this hoot nanny is drawing up the schedule for next season.

Speaker 1 Right this second. I'm drawing it up.

Speaker 1 And I got to put your televised games down here. I got to put my breadwinners out there.
Memphis will have four games next year if you keep playing with me.

Speaker 1 We won't see Memphis games. It'll go back to Brian Reeves days, nigga.
I know some of y'all is too young.

Speaker 1 It could go back to Vancouver.

Speaker 1 It could go back to Vancouver days. Let me see someone's day.
Big country, big country. Big country.
I'm trying to remember that. Yeah, and big country.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I haven't been watching.
Are they playing? Well, we're not going to know because everybody in the West is tied. Okay, so they did it.
But yes, they are in the Middle East.

Speaker 1 Obviously, they're high. They're high in the conference.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 I'm going to get me some TV time. Yo, it's not smart, yo.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's smart, and I'm not justifying. I'm just trying to understand what he might be thinking.
Bro, whatever he's thinking about. I'm trying to get y'all to talk.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to get my talking. I'm not sure if it's wrong.
Whatever he's thinking is. Whatever he's thinking.
Now. Agreed.
I'm with y'all. On the flip side of being an adult,

Speaker 1 I do think it's a hard celebration.

Speaker 1 It was creative. Creatively.

Speaker 1 It is creative here. It's super hard.
It's super pause. I think you're going to go even further, Paul.
And do what? Hold up, Freeze.

Speaker 1 How are you going to take it further, Freeze? I'm going to put a missile on the show. Next is the rocket launcher.
Not a rocket launcher. That's something he don't want to do, Freeze.
At all.

Speaker 1 Talk to him. Oh, no, he can't do that.
He can't can't do that. Why? They'll find him again.

Speaker 1 For the rocket launcher, you know? He didn't shoot.

Speaker 2 No doubt. Well, a rocket launcher, I guess.
It's a similar gesture.

Speaker 1 You can't do that. You can't do that.
Now, also, Off the Job Morant grenade, which I creatively love, but as an adult, think it's a horrible decision and he needs to stop.

Speaker 1 Let me briefly segue to tell the audience that if Taylor Rooks wasn't already cemented in the Hall of Fame,

Speaker 1 now she is in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She was already there because she made them Thompson twins, niggas, kiki too much. And we know them to be African warriors.

Speaker 1 So they got in there and fucking was laughing and showing a lot of teeth and cheekbones.

Speaker 1 I know Taylor Rooks. That's a good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 And I'm old.

Speaker 1 But I used to be young. And them legs would be like.
So I can't. Antoine, I'm not where I was going.

Speaker 1 I would have

Speaker 1 to jump out of you now

Speaker 1 But I can imagine how a 22 year old 23 year old somebody in their 20s is responding to Taylor Rooks Coming up to do the interview

Speaker 1 So the rumor on Taylor Rooks is the NBA players just get in the in the interviews and get to laughing and lying when she's sitting there Jalen Brown said he would have seven championships

Speaker 1 in the next decade because Taylor Rooks was there. The list goes on and on.
But now she got Dirk Newinsky

Speaker 1 to do the gun celebration. She saw that lady.
And throw the grenade. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dirk Newinsky, internet memed famous for bringing his wife's

Speaker 1 dinner in the meal in the thing, no matter how much money he made. The little plastic shit his wife made with the fucking big jeans, him and Tim Duncan.
So like if you getting him

Speaker 1 to have a good time, y'all hate that, too, to kiss Cam. Don't put no camera on me if I'm in the game in my bag away from my wife, too.
Honestly, not dead ass.

Speaker 1 Yo, don't put that. No, no, I swear to God, no, everything.
I'm just counting everything now. It was a good play by Taylor Woods, but now I'm just thinking I got mad.

Speaker 1 If I'm in the game in my bag in the skybox doing some creep shit,

Speaker 1 do not put a camera on me. You'll be the one that get caught.

Speaker 1 My man, so I'll leave it alone. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 No, you're right. It would be me to get caught.

Speaker 1 They don't need the cam for you to get caught, my lad.

Speaker 1 At a game, right? Yeah, they did. He and me, so this isn't that.
What game is it? It don't matter.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo,

Speaker 1 it'll be some cameras, nigga. Yo, I ain't gonna lie, yo.

Speaker 1 I'm seeing you fucking bad bitches pop up and like the obscure games. Yeah,

Speaker 1 they're trying to catch a lick. Them fucking bitches is at the fucking Pistons game with some ass.

Speaker 1 Man, I've been in Detroit for 20 years.

Speaker 2 You made the Detroit game obscure.

Speaker 1 Well, hold up.

Speaker 1 Detroit is fire. I'm about to turn on you.
Detroit is fire. Don't do that.
That's what I said.

Speaker 2 You said it was about the best.

Speaker 1 Listen before, I would blast you up. All right, so let's do it.
Let's do it. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Has Detroit been a destination city for the bad ones in recent years back in the day? Yeah, it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 2 It doesn't even matter.

Speaker 1 They're court side.

Speaker 2 That's all that matters.

Speaker 1 You have to be there.

Speaker 1 You can travel to Detroit.

Speaker 2 Especially if you're over here.

Speaker 1 It's a 45-minute flight to the ship. She's not right.
There's absolutely no reason that any of these people are in Detroit.

Speaker 1 The police left, the factories left, everything left Detroit in the last millionaires.

Speaker 1 That's who did Detroit.

Speaker 1 Timeout. Y'all making me mad now.
Detroit, y'all know I love Detroit. Has anybody been paying attention to Detroit in the last 10 years? Yes.
Everybody left.

Speaker 1 The bad bitches out there in a casino waiting for the athlete nigga to come and pick them up and do what they're doing out there. And that's why you're at the Pistons game looking stupid with ass.

Speaker 1 They're not looking stupid. They're not.
I know they're not. They look stupid.
Niggas lure them to Detroit. And you know what else?

Speaker 2 And they went. You know what else is?

Speaker 1 They're real close to Detroit.

Speaker 1 All right, Toma, you know what? Canada girls. Because I don't ever want to sound like I'm against Detroit.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Looks it up. That's a gold.
Detroit and Cleveland. Them Canada, the Canadian girls.
Canadian girls are. What NBA city would be obscure to you guys to see the baddie ass? None of them.
None.

Speaker 1 I know what you said. I know what you said.

Speaker 1 Never mind. I'm a Utah.
Never mind.

Speaker 1 Never mind.

Speaker 1 Utah. We're not talking about.
They infiltrated infiltrated Utah.

Speaker 1 They infiltrated Utah.

Speaker 1 That's Milwaukee. OK.

Speaker 1 When I went there for the Milwaukee Bucks, what's the nigga named Flavi?

Speaker 1 Y'all OK? But yeah, you know that name?

Speaker 1 I think Detroit is more obscure than the places y'all in the world. It is at the bottom of the

Speaker 1 baddies. And I'm saying that I'm saying I want to go bird and do this for y'all.
No. All right.

Speaker 1 I'm having this with the wrong people. You're wrong.

Speaker 1 Yo, Detroit in itself got baddies. They ain't even got to get flown in.
I absolutely love Detroit. Detroit got some fire.
There wasn't a baddie

Speaker 1 in the front row when Ben Wallace was grabbing 20 rebounds. I don't know what y'all were talking about.
You crazy. I don't know what y'all are talking about.
Joe, you bugging.

Speaker 1 You know what else wasn't? Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 You know what else wasn't there?

Speaker 1 Can I respond to you? Can I respond to you? You know what else wasn't there then? Instagram. That's a fact.
Ice. It changed.
No, I'm saying the baddie front row, Instagram changed that.

Speaker 2 Ice. The baddies were in the city.

Speaker 1 Baddies were in attendance.

Speaker 2 They were Ben Wallace. Yes, the fuck they were.
Baddies were in attendance.

Speaker 1 So there's no obscure at NBA City to see the NBA. They should be able to do that.
Not at this point. No, absolutely.

Speaker 1 absolutely make 20 million dollars that was absolutely it's gonna be some fire in there

Speaker 1 what the bench make 20 million dollars

Speaker 1 that you never heard of jacques crusteau is with my nigga make 12 million

Speaker 1 walkie ish what about it what about it

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 and it's baddies in milwaukee y'all sound stupid all right never mind

Speaker 1 y'all just talking now okay you know what it sounds like it's levels to baddies that you talking about or something yeah y'all i don't know what i don't know what you because where where they at, where the millionaires know, the baddies will get there.

Speaker 1 We got that. Y'all just on, y'all just arguing like ideology and theory now.
We know that.

Speaker 1 The fun talk was 15 years ago, it would be odd to see a beautiful girl front row at a small market Milwaukee team.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry that we couldn't have fun with that, but that's not common the way y'all are sitting there. But you asked us today,

Speaker 1 you asked us to say that. It's not common today either, but since y'all keep saying it, I'm leaving it alone.
Y'all are right, we don't have to stay here.

Speaker 2 Y'all feel like I was court side at a Milwaukee game about 15 years ago.

Speaker 1 Ho wham.

Speaker 1 It's close to Canada, too.

Speaker 2 Green Bay.

Speaker 1 You feel like, huh?

Speaker 1 You feel like? Okay, no, I was. Okay, there we go.
Okay.

Speaker 1 There we go. You was with a packer.
Yeah, Joe, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Getting packed up. That was a moment.
It sure was. Parks said it.
I ain't said it. Parks said it.

Speaker 1 Sure was. Just the middle there.
It was right there.

Speaker 1 We don't know who you want. You can't just be saying shit.

Speaker 1 Niggas hit the gate.

Speaker 1 Packed up, folded up, all in the back. Whoa!

Speaker 1 Mel, you can't talk about it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Why do you think you can talk to us like that?

Speaker 1 It's called a hot flash.

Speaker 1 Relax.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm back. Good.
We're back.

Speaker 1 We're back. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the baddies courts. Indeed, exactly.
Salute to y'all. Ice is right, though.
The Instagram has changed it. They changed it, bro.
Made you got to be, you want to show it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 These bitches is at the Bills games. Shut up.

Speaker 1 You know who was playing with the Bills? Never mind. Hold on.
I'm done talking to y'all. I'm not talking to y'all.
I'm not talking to y'all. Hey, yo, what about the ball? What about the baseball?

Speaker 1 I'm out of there. What about the baseball baddies? I'm going to ask you a question.
What about the baseball baddies, yo? Hey, Joe. Sure, what about the baseball baddies? The soccer baddies.

Speaker 1 They're everywhere. Golf baddies.

Speaker 1 See some nice baseball baddies. Yeah.
They see that.

Speaker 1 You ever heard of Derek Jeta?

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Shea Stadium. I ain't go all the way from the Broadway.
Niggas' resume is in the rafters.

Speaker 1 I'm aware. I'm aware.
So you're saying that your ideology in closing for me is that the only way the baddies is coming is for a particular player or if the player are bringing them in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think that's what he was saying. He was saying in that city, when it comes to a game, the baddies wasn't showing up on their own for these particular players back in the days.

Speaker 1 Yo, what girls? Like now, like these niggas are flying.

Speaker 1 They're flying in, because I remember being around them. They're flying in 15 girls to fill up.
They have a section.

Speaker 1 They get a certain amount of tickets.

Speaker 1 Wives and girlfriends.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Sexicides.

Speaker 1 Have we covered all things music? Yeah, we did. We did.
No, we didn't even talk about music.

Speaker 1 All right. We should talk about music.
We can talk about music.

Speaker 1 We should talk about music.

Speaker 1 We don't care what the bad. You want to talk about Luca? They're all over the world.
You want to talk about Luca and his. Oh, shit.
You're absolutely right about that. I did.
Before we get to music,

Speaker 1 Luca's returned to Dallas the other night. If you missed it, what a game.
He had like 45, but I don't care about that. I was right with him crying.
I cried. Yeah.
I cried. It was a good moment.

Speaker 1 I was just coming to tell y'all that I cried during the Luca Remembrance

Speaker 1 tribute video in the front. That was the illest shit I ever seen for a player that didn't win no championship for a city or four team.
It was dope. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like for somebody he ain't in, but he did what, six, seven years.

Speaker 1 That was some ill shit for a seven-year player in a city, like to really see what he meant to that city and all them crazy ass shots and just what he did. And that was unbelievable.

Speaker 1 Boy, I felt like a total bitch.

Speaker 1 Let you see him cry. But when he was crying, I was crying.
We were crying together.

Speaker 1 But then when he went to grab the Gatorade Ray tower, I didn't have nothing to cover my face with. It was just.

Speaker 1 Just my hands.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 If you missed it, you missed a beautiful time.

Speaker 1 It's worth your while to catch it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 Luca's return to Dallas.

Speaker 1 I will commend Nico to GM for coming out there and trying to watch the game. My bad.
Yo, when he put them tears down, he commenced to put in his foot. And they asked

Speaker 1 on another level for him. He was in a different zone.
I like how players just know what time it is with certain players. Like LeBron looked like he just, I know what we're doing here today.

Speaker 1 Here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that.
Go, got it, do your thing. Go, I'm out.

Speaker 1 Damn, wants to start clicking. You like, huh? Feed him, cook him, feed him, feed him.
I see what you're trying to do.

Speaker 1 They don't got no matchup, huh? And he got the

Speaker 1 boogalooing on their ass. Yeah, no, that was beautiful.
I cried. Shout out to everybody out there that cried watching that.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful tribute.

Speaker 1 Let's get the music. Oh, lastly, before music, it's a lot of noise kicking up about what the Pistons would do to the Knicks in the first round series.

Speaker 1 Let's bring it back down to Earth. It was cool.
It was cute.

Speaker 1 Fun, fun water cooler topic. Hey,

Speaker 1 engagement farming.

Speaker 1 Engagement fishing. The farm might produce a harvest.
Antoine, I won't even dignify this. I won't even, I seen a game the other night.
I won't even dignify this. Clickbaiting.

Speaker 1 Clickbaiting.

Speaker 1 Clickbaiting. Grand names like Shaquille O'Neill throwing opinions into the mix.
Big jersey, that's our man, friends of the show.

Speaker 1 But if you know Shaq, you know he stopped watching these games a long time ago. He's not watching this game, he up there freestyling.
He's up there just picking shit, saying shit, whatever.

Speaker 1 Y'all got about three more days before y'all can silence those lambs.

Speaker 1 Silence those lambs, man. I don't want to hear no more.
How many games? I don't want to hear no more.

Speaker 1 If it's Nick Spitzen's first round, how many games? Five.

Speaker 1 Five.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You sound kind of confident, dude. I don't like my tone, this pod with Detroit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 1 You did, Gary, already. Yeah, you gotta be careful.
No, no, no. I absolutely love Detroit, though.
I don't like how I've been sounding. Detroit, what up, though? I love Detroit.

Speaker 1 Sell out in Detroit. And niggas hold you down in Detroit.
You know what I mean? Laying out there, you need an outfit, they take you to the gas station with some clothes.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Jump right back in. Yo, you said five? Five, what? Gangsters.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 My man said. Yeah.
That's what I said.

Speaker 1 You good with Mad Frank? A little bit.

Speaker 1 Niggas got over on you on them house deals, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, what? On the what? On them house deals, nigga. Where? You're at 20% interest free.

Speaker 1 The fuck out of here, nigga.

Speaker 1 Niggas got over with them fucking Woodbridge. That little project you was trying to sell.

Speaker 1 Where Project at you was doing?

Speaker 1 I'm going to come egg that shit.

Speaker 1 Eggs hot.

Speaker 1 Guess what? Yeah, that's true. I'll take it back.
Take it back. Toilet paper, that shit.

Speaker 1 I ain't about to egg shit.

Speaker 1 I know eggs. Oh, shit.
Yo, he a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 I don't care. I don't literally.
You said? What do you say? I don't care. I don't lit it.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Come on, music, y'all. Yeah, music, music, music.
I didn't see much that dropped.

Speaker 1 Lil Baby and Quavo put a record out called Legends. I saw them tease it earlier in the week.
So I was anticipating to hear how it sounded.

Speaker 1 I absolutely love the song. Nice.

Speaker 1 It feels good. Lil Baby's music kind of been.
It makes you feel good. Yeah, it feels good to hear Lil Baby back in the pocket that I like to hear him in.

Speaker 1 Rock and rocket.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Yo, he back in that. All right, yo, he's back.
He's back in that pocket.

Speaker 1 He and his song.

Speaker 1 The song is, I like the song. Yeah, Chico.

Speaker 1 I like the song.

Speaker 1 I don't, my chord don't play loud. That shit sounds like every other song that they make.
See, and that's where I differ. If you, Lil Baby, has been a lot of miss lately for me.

Speaker 1 I'm just talking about the sound of the, like, it ain't nothing new. Almost like if you heard one, you heard them all.
That's what I got. It's been

Speaker 1 seven years

Speaker 1 since they've done a record together. And hearing this sound like they haven't missed a step, which is

Speaker 1 not it's good to again. We did

Speaker 1 shit, pretty shit. I got them black and lit.
60 million hunters like I'm Nips. Man, white boys talking billies.
Not a trait, bro.

Speaker 1 Carbon fiber kid it is a spider. 2025 is spec a hybrid.
ERD the leather like a biker. Cooper Cooper truck, I'm under size.
Brother number hind me in the strikers.

Speaker 1 They gon' handle them business, never call me. Lawyer Jason, royalty like Saudi.
Freelan derp, his trumpet to get on party. Natural shit, she feed me from the garden.

Speaker 1 Body flawless, look like someone drawing. I know this shit different, don't record it.
Me and all the niggas, I absorbed them. Soaked up all the game, and then I ran with it.

Speaker 1 Coli sad niggas, they can't hang with a safer stealing style. The range of bullets put me into it.

Speaker 1 And then Quavo comes from. It does sound good.

Speaker 1 Like I said, I love it. I want to hear it out.
Excuse me. I want to hear it out.

Speaker 1 But again, I'm happy just to hear him back sounding like this. Oh, that shit gonna have the fucking bouncy house.
The girl dad's going crazy at the bouncy house.

Speaker 1 Nah, this one ain't for the girl dads. B.

Speaker 1 Okay, so this is another side. Oh, the demon.
Oh,

Speaker 1 demon. Oh, y'all.

Speaker 1 Demon outside.

Speaker 1 Mr. Three Pike.

Speaker 1 This is how the demon was born, y'all.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 he said three pike. We put that girl dash in.
Oh.

Speaker 1 The kids gotta go to bed at some point. Demon, girl, dad, activated.

Speaker 1 You come with a theme song, nigga. Girl, dad, demon is crazy.

Speaker 1 Anyway, that's what I'm done.

Speaker 1 What you were saying about it, ish? It just sounds the same. Like, sound like, again, like, it ain't bad.
To me, it ain't.

Speaker 1 Play this at your next closing.

Speaker 1 Seriously.

Speaker 1 What song is you like now, itch?

Speaker 1 It's not a bad

Speaker 1 nigga like Commodore.

Speaker 1 She's still a smoke.

Speaker 1 Yo, it hurt me that

Speaker 1 Ish is going to be the first person to have to leave this part because he's just too old to pod. Like at 57? No, he not.

Speaker 1 He's going to still be like, yo, you know, back in my days.

Speaker 1 When I first came here, boy. I remember when you first came here, boy.

Speaker 1 He's going to be forgetting his thoughts and that conversation.

Speaker 1 You're going to say, what was the best thing? He said, what was I saying, man?

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. All that, my man's shit, I ain't gonna cut it at 57.
I'll check your old ass into a nursing hole.

Speaker 1 It'll be time.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. Look at you that day.

Speaker 1 At 57, we got to cart him out. You're already wheeling around now, Wheels.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. You close?

Speaker 1 I'm right behind you, too, right?

Speaker 1 That's cool. I'm never leaving, though.

Speaker 1 I'm never leaving. I ain't got no doors to fall back on.
What's your name? I ain't got no doors to fall back on, boy. This ain't a real estate thing with me.

Speaker 1 I'm out there in the game where it's risky. What game? Everything's solid in real estate.
I'm out there where it's risky at, boy. Stay inside where it's safe, nigga.
Don't fuck with me.

Speaker 1 Stay inside where it's safe, real estate. That's what crazy is.

Speaker 1 Stay inside where it's safe. That's where the money is safe at.
What's up? You feeling the stock pain? No, right? Because you're safe. No, sir.
Dealing with them houses, nigga. Don't talk to me.

Speaker 1 I'm out here where it's risky, dangerous. Dangerous out here.
The demon. Tariff, nigga.

Speaker 1 The pod demon, boy.

Speaker 1 Tariff God, nigga. You waking up.
You a tariff King, nigga. You did one of that shit in reality, nigga.

Speaker 1 The tariff got something to do with the spaces. Oh, shaces.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. You can shoot that man.
You should have been.

Speaker 1 I thought he was shooting at you. You was talking about him? Oh,

Speaker 1 he was shooting at you.

Speaker 1 He was shooting at you. I definitely shoot at you.
I was basically.

Speaker 1 You the only one.

Speaker 1 Wasn't shooting at you. Well, I didn't take it.
Clean it up, nigga. Clean it up, nigga.

Speaker 1 Y'all both wear the same Jordans. I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 We don't wear the same Jordan. Number one, number number two, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fix your boots, nigga. Stop playing with us, man.

Speaker 1 Stop playing with us. You want to have to do like that? He ain't talking to me like that.
So what you want me to do, get it?

Speaker 1 He ain't talking to me like that. You know what I mean? He ain't talking to him other realtor niggas out there.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You got it, bro. That's right.
He kept his.

Speaker 1 There you go. Stay with him.
He kept all his realtor relationships clear.

Speaker 1 The money safe in the podcast. What? Boy, no, you won't go to BNH.
Say something else. I won't go to BNH.
No, you won't go to BNH and cut a camera on you and say something.

Speaker 1 Boy, say something else, nigga. Stay where it's safe at.
Okay. Stay where it's safe at, nigga.

Speaker 1 You know what BNH is?

Speaker 1 I don't know, nigga. Nigga, been here four years and go to BNH.
Scared to speak, but speak because he's scared.

Speaker 1 He's been there four years and go to BNH. He just wants to go buy bricks and sheet, sheetrock.

Speaker 1 Cabinets. You mean like building bricks?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I wasn't doing that.
I wasn't doing that. That's not good.
You forget the nails. That's disgusting.
Oh, yeah, yeah, some hammer or something.

Speaker 1 Oh, the new electric screwdriver, right? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 With all the the little strong shit, right? You got all the kids, too.

Speaker 1 The shit with the magnet on it, right?

Speaker 1 I can't see, really?

Speaker 1 I can't see it, really.

Speaker 1 God damn it, I dropped the screw. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Stupid nigga.

Speaker 1 New screwdriver, nigga.

Speaker 1 That's the new habin, bitches.

Speaker 1 I got the yellow, I got the red, I got the blue, I got the new tube box. The shit with the plug.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm done. I'm done.
Disney was dropping music, man. Who cares? Okay, not really.
Not really.

Speaker 1 Nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 Ass flip. Any Afro-B shit came out? No, no.
Nala ain't trying to line the play up, boy. Who?

Speaker 1 Nyla ain't trying to do that.

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 1 Nyla ain't doing it. I got who? Who? Who? What do you mean? What?

Speaker 1 I support the music that I play. Of course.
Yeah, yeah. You just played it.
You support the people. For life.
I'm a Caribbean man that come up here and play Caribbean music. You support them for life.

Speaker 1 I do. Why you have vibe cartels on your show? And why you not going to the vibe cartel show? Who said I'm not? I said.

Speaker 1 Based off what?

Speaker 1 Because you're not official.

Speaker 1 Crazy, nigga.

Speaker 1 The nigga calls that you're not returning. I'm going there.
You're not official. Oh, you're returning your man calls, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're not official.

Speaker 1 You're trying to be. And you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 He's going to be outside the vibe show.

Speaker 1 Maybe. You know what I mean? Be right inside with JR, nigga.
Know who you talking about? Never. Inside? Two tickets? Never.
Know who you talking about. Not in the back.

Speaker 1 Have you seen the price of the vibe, sky boxes, and tickets? Don't talk slick to me because the fans are going to watch you every night that he's performing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Queens Flip.

Speaker 1 Tell me to get in on a face card. You got the hookup? Tell me to get in on a face card.

Speaker 1 Who you talking about? Queen's flip. That's Queen's Flip.

Speaker 1 All right, let's try it a different way. Because y'all might not understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 If Flip is inside that Vibe show, it's going to be like when the cops came to get me out that slaughterhouse show.

Speaker 1 When they go inside the venue, where are you going to be at?

Speaker 1 You know where I'm going to be at. No, Nabadas.
Navada that. Up top.
Navada. Up top of the low.
Nabadass. Well, you got the shooting.

Speaker 1 You don't know vibes, yo.

Speaker 1 You don't know vibes, cartel. You're going to be in the back? You're not that.
thorough in the Caribbean. He's trying to be humble.

Speaker 1 You're going to see. He did the interview with Act, nigga.
Tuh. He did it.
If you see him, you'll introduce yourself, though. He follows me.
I know him. I speak to him.

Speaker 1 But you'll introduce yourself to him. Again, re-introduce myself.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, maybe.
Maybe. Yo, I'm Queen Flip.

Speaker 1 Yo, you follow me on the Graham.

Speaker 1 Maybe that'd be my pitch. You've said that before to somebody?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Don't lie. Who the fuck you talking to, nigga? Who the fuck you talking to, nigga?

Speaker 1 Yo, when you introduce yourself, just use your name, though. Don't say

Speaker 1 my list of Florida.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like

Speaker 1 you did when you seen Flowrider.

Speaker 1 Don't do that and act like because you be trying to hammer I'll get you

Speaker 1 Mr. Plus One stop I'm gonna call you up

Speaker 1 No clear out he knew who niggas was already I said I just said yo stop don't drive Mel Ford playing my sister But stand on your own like that

Speaker 1 But I already introduced him already. He already knew who I was but stand on that though He was a red nigga.
I know I'm talking about. Them niggas know who I am.

Speaker 1 Stop playing. Hey, yo, listen, at the end of the day.
It's okay if they don't know your name, I think. They know.
Who the fuck are you talking to?

Speaker 1 You introduce yourself like you did to Nick, Nikki. Oh, all right.
See, that

Speaker 1 was true.

Speaker 1 When you couldn't use Mel Ford now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was. Like, when you had to just.
I reintroduced myself to Nikki, yes. That's true.

Speaker 1 That was documented. That was crazy.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
He just. Yes.
I can't tell, bro. That was crazy, bro.
That's crazy. What he's doing, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was, that You know what you bad? When a nigga outside moving again and working, he starts to, you know, you know how you do, nigga. I'm going to fucking crack him off.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like that. Yeah.
Oh, my God. That's nasty.

Speaker 1 That is disgusting what you do. All right, man.

Speaker 1 Say that.

Speaker 1 My bad. I apologize.

Speaker 1 I apologize. I agree with you.
Bob's got to tell shit. I'm going.
Nigga, I spoke to the man that you didn't pick up his calls. Nigga, I'm going with him inside.
So you the plus one?

Speaker 1 No, I'm at a plus one, but he like gonna flip me going. And I got paid.
If you pay attention to what I'm doing, just pay attention to what I've been doing. Go to my game.
You bringing a gun?

Speaker 1 You what? Because that's why I'm not going. I don't feel safe.
And I'm not a registered gun owner, so I'm not going. I'm going with him inside.
No, we going as a gun. You got guns?

Speaker 1 If you got guns, I'm going. You think I'm a plus one? I'm not you, nigga.
And you're plus one be uh. You a plus one uh-uh, nigga.
You're not even a plus one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then come smiling male face. Oh, shit.
And then come smiling male face, nigga. We ain't your friend.
We ain't M and N, nigga. You down.
We ain't your friend nigga.

Speaker 1 You down on a letter plus one nigga. You ain't a smiling male face no more, neither, nigga.

Speaker 1 You smile in the plus one face. Ooh.

Speaker 1 I'm back inside. Give me power, nigga.
Give me power, you bitch ass nigga. I'm back.

Speaker 1 I'm a traitor.

Speaker 1 Give me pal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we so toxic.

Speaker 1 You a toxic group.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I love y'all, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I love y'all, and I'm sorry. If I did, did or said anything foul to any of y'all in here, I'm sorry.
You too, if you are who we think you are, Parks.

Speaker 1 You never know. We're going to find out, though.

Speaker 1 He looked like the nigga that was chasing Neo.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 In the Matrix. Oh,

Speaker 1 mystery.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we got to watch this nigga, man.

Speaker 1 Where the fuck he came from?

Speaker 1 Oh, my lord, huh? You think all white people look the same?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 That's a trick. No.
Good job, John. Look, no.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 they don't. But we all smell like glows.
That's what it's like.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 What else we got lined up for you guys? Salute to video, John.

Speaker 1 Okay, oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 Indian Ellis. A video review.
Yeah, another one. Two in two weeks.

Speaker 1 All right, so what did we think?

Speaker 1 There was some cinematic, beautiful shit, and yifty-doo dad.

Speaker 1 Sizzle looked amazing. Sizzle looked amazing.
As did amazing. Whoever the lead was.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
We don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't know the young lady's name, but she's beautiful. And your little sister?

Speaker 1 No, she's not my little sister. I don't know.
Shit.

Speaker 2 For all I know, she's Canadian because the director was this.

Speaker 1 Because you keep trying to take some of the young baddies under your wing, but they won't go. I am not trying to take you to the damn daddy.
Yo, why are you just shooting at everybody?

Speaker 1 You got baddy interests?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh,

Speaker 1 your parks.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. That was fucked up.
What is going on today?

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 That's not true. Well, I can teach you how to be a model.
This is what we can do. We gotta puck her up.
Mel want to be the door.

Speaker 1 You remember what he just said? No.

Speaker 1 I said, well, I can teach you how to be a model, imitate

Speaker 1 Melissa Ford. He said, no, she's going to tell him you got to puck her up.
You're mighty mice. That's what you did.
Don't talk about her like that, nigga. She don't be kissing his ass.

Speaker 1 I wasn't even talking about that. I'm like, why? When you're taking pictures, you pucking up.

Speaker 1 She's beat ass eyes.

Speaker 1 I'm going to betray her.

Speaker 1 Because it's playing around, nigga. It's like, give me a hug.
Oh, he did it. That shit you did.
I don't like that shit you did the other day. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 When you were making fun of me and said, Mommy, can I get a hug?

Speaker 1 That shit look crazy on the internet. I said, yo, he did that to me.
You like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I hate that. And you disrespect my parents, too.
Stop. Never.
Yeah. Stop.
Your mother worked in a man's office. I don't give a fuck.
What she would have never said nothing about your arms.

Speaker 1 You didn't kiss that horse.

Speaker 1 T-Rex.

Speaker 1 She could do like a bow wall dance. I'm off.
T-Rex.

Speaker 1 Yo, do me a favor. Do the Carlton dance.
No, no. Do the bow wow dance.
No. Do the bow wow dance.
Let me go.

Speaker 1 You gonna

Speaker 1 talk about me like this? Yo.

Speaker 1 stop.

Speaker 1 This is a big audience. Man, you're going to have to do that.
Y'all keep doing that. We're going to have to return him to Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 We have to take him out.

Speaker 1 Man.

Speaker 2 Yes, my name is Lee and I can't see. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 There you go. Man, why you don't never join in when we be shooting at each other? Huh? Like, shoot at us.
You know why? Because we

Speaker 1 don't do it because we're sensitive and fragile. Like, she's shooting at us above our heads.
She's smarter than us.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We catch the shot later on.

Speaker 1 She's shooting at us niggas and I'm shooting at her like rapidly for

Speaker 1 her one shot for the next year.

Speaker 1 She gets a switch.

Speaker 1 She gets a switch.

Speaker 1 She worked. One shot.

Speaker 1 We sprayed our whole crib out, nigga. She was like, but why? But he said it too.

Speaker 1 Nah, nigga, you said it, nigga. Fuck what he said.
You. Let's get you.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Fucked up.
I saw that shit. She was right.
She brought that to my attention one time. No.

Speaker 1 She's right.

Speaker 1 Yo, that shouldn't be true, but it is. It fucked up, though.
It's mad fucked up. That we do that.

Speaker 1 Y'all bad people. Why does that happen?

Speaker 1 We all gonna shoot at Joe. She shoot at Joe.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you, facts. And it'd be up for the next month.

Speaker 1 Facts.

Speaker 1 That has to change. Hey, dude.

Speaker 1 Hugging a shot to the shit. That's what it changed recently, though.

Speaker 1 I feel like I don't have the switch on Mel no more.

Speaker 1 I don't have to switch on Mel. It's don't have to switch on Mel no more.
I do have a question for you, though.

Speaker 1 Here we go.

Speaker 2 Did you go out of your way to look like him?

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. Yo,

Speaker 1 I need the side by side.

Speaker 1 I need the side by side.

Speaker 1 That's why I got stared at him, like,

Speaker 1 holy shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Don't let her do that. I channeled.
Just let her have it. You got your shit.
Let her have it. Move on.

Speaker 1 I've been wondering that

Speaker 1 all morning. Let her have it.

Speaker 1 Just move on now.

Speaker 1 No, that's fine.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 No, I will not return fire tomorrow.

Speaker 1 This episode. No, or next one.
No, no, it's coming. Mel do begin to ask what's our coming.

Speaker 1 It's coming.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. It's been a fucking shootout today.

Speaker 1 What's going on?

Speaker 1 He's driving right for me. I felt bad.
Mel came in from like the suspension. She was going for like a month and got fired.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, shit. I i need a chill pill

Speaker 1 i came in with a bulletproof best oh my god no it's gotta be hard working up here sometimes but you strong thanks thanks

Speaker 1 y'all strong too it's tough it's tough on all of us

Speaker 1 so artistic finally big freeze you had you had a question for us of what's a classic song that we could do without? Okay, yeah, because I was, no pun,

Speaker 1 reminiscing about when I went to a barbecue with Mary J. Blige.
It was really Angie, but Mary was there and all that. Okay.
And

Speaker 1 the DJ was in the middle. I think I told y'all.
I was there.

Speaker 1 Oh, you was there? Yeah, you talked about dancery?

Speaker 1 No. The DJ was in the middle of what I thought was a really cool set.
She pissed me. And this was a great experience for me because I ain't talking shit, Mary doing it, Mary dancing.

Speaker 1 And Mary just started shitting on classic after classic

Speaker 1 classic.

Speaker 1 Mary turned into Shaq.

Speaker 1 And the more I listened to her, you started agreeing. She's making sense.
She really had good points, though. She's making sense.

Speaker 1 You don't want to hear that, though. She's all from the beat button.
She killed Returner to Mac, Mac, Mark Morrison. She destroyed that one.

Speaker 1 I almost could never hear it the same, but it's such a great song that fuck what Mary was talking about. Niggas was tight.
I love you, Mary. But anyway, so I wanted to come ask y'all:

Speaker 1 is there a classic?

Speaker 1 Well, not is there. Pick a classic and shit on it.
Dove's car.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. What is a shit? What's a classic?

Speaker 1 Wait, you ain't.

Speaker 1 Well, let me finish explaining it first before he fucking pulls the big reveal out. Pick a classic that

Speaker 1 you think the world would be just fine if we eliminate it. all together.
Overrated, just

Speaker 1 who even made this a classic? And let's just totally obliterate some shit.

Speaker 2 The girl is mine.

Speaker 1 Michael Jackson?

Speaker 2 Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney. I fucking hate that song.

Speaker 2 I could take that off his discography and never miss it.

Speaker 1 Is that a classic?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course. Of course, man.
But why? What is it about that that really grinds your gears? Like, what's whack about it? Get in your bag.

Speaker 1 Fuck the girl is mine. Like, talk about it.
It just. You could be mean.
It's a song. It's not a person.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I just think it's hokey. It's corny.
It's just,

Speaker 2 it feels like on on the whole album, it doesn't even make sense in its placement.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's just sequencing beef. I like that.
I've never had some sequencing beef.

Speaker 2 I've just never liked the song. Even when I was a kid, I never liked the song.
It just

Speaker 1 I got an easy one,

Speaker 1 and it was his birthday recently, or anniversary of his death, so rest in peace to DMX. But Party Up is my least favorite song.
It feels like someone's putting screwdrivers in my ear.

Speaker 1 Party up.

Speaker 1 Y'all gonna make me net one? Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 It's like someone is putting screwdrivers in my ears. Oh,

Speaker 1 everything about

Speaker 1 it. Even when I learned it was a diss track, I was like, oh, maybe I need to go back and reevaluate.

Speaker 1 And it is like

Speaker 1 nails on the chalkboard to be able to. Oh, your mans have been to jail before.

Speaker 1 Damn, parks for real. Oh, my God.
Hold up, man. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Hold up, man. I'm not real.
And Mary J. Blige, the dancery dancery one as well, the Dr.
Dre record. What? Family of family.

Speaker 1 I hate that record.

Speaker 2 I'm with you.

Speaker 1 I'm with Archie. I'm fucking with you.

Speaker 2 I will run from the room screaming. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love it. Yeah, but what about when the song comes on?

Speaker 2 I will not. I will run from the room screaming.

Speaker 1 You don't like ball? I've never liked it.

Speaker 1 I've never liked it. Because that's your regular bag running away.

Speaker 1 Y'all standing on this?

Speaker 1 Hell no. The Jadakis remix? The Jadakiss remix? Y'all standing on this? You bugging, Parks.
No.

Speaker 1 This is trash, too. Yes.

Speaker 1 Beat dope. I don't like this one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Even the beat for Dr. Dre Stater to me is like.
Nah, this beat is all right.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I keep telling you that about my life.
You marrying the kid.

Speaker 1 All right, so Parks went, filmed, party up. Mel went and said, The boy is mine.
You got to flip.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm stuck.

Speaker 1 There's not a classic song that when it comes on, you're just like, ah, fuck.

Speaker 1 I gotta think. Let me think of that.
I got a whole list of like rock and roll ones, too. Any of those

Speaker 1 baby talk ones, Aerosmith has one.

Speaker 1 I hate that song. I hate goo goo goo gaga ga by either the police or the um queen

Speaker 1 that one too.

Speaker 1 No, wait, no, wait, that's that's um radio radio gaga. No, I like radio gaga.
Yeah, I do like radio gagaga. Uh, Obla Dia Blue I Die by the Beatles.
Any of those like

Speaker 1 baby talky.

Speaker 2 What's that shit from Wright Said Fred?

Speaker 1 I'm too sexy. I'm too sexy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
He ate one now. No, we can keep it.
I keep saying that whack-ass doves cry. Yo, we have to tell you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? No, put your phone up, big dog.

Speaker 1 You have to tell us. No, now ain't the time to be on your phone, though.
You have to tell us why. You got to look at us.
Yo, if Prince didn't make that song, y'all wouldn't like it. And

Speaker 1 what are you cutting words? Jesus, what is that?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. What you talking about?

Speaker 1 We asking you what you're talking about. Tell us.
It's real. The song comes on.
But what? What else don't you? What else do you hate about it? Hey, this ain't. We listen and we judge quietly.

Speaker 1 What else do you hate about it?

Speaker 1 It ain't it for me. I ain't gonna say nothing.
I'm chilling. No, I'm just saying.
It's not it.

Speaker 1 You ain't with none of that. That's 80s.

Speaker 1 I think it's dope. That's dope right there.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you're being funny. I don't know.
No, no, that's dope. So, what do you hate about it? It's about to come.

Speaker 1 This

Speaker 1 fuck this. That's fire with you right there.
Yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah.
Yes. Touch if you will.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at you saying.

Speaker 1 And I'm a Prince dude, but I'm not mad at you saying that.

Speaker 1 Well, I am mad, but it's you saying that. That's cool.

Speaker 1 I love that. I love that.

Speaker 2 I love monotonous voices in that.

Speaker 1 You know, some of my favorite shit on a song is whatever the artist is doing. before the song starts.
And when it ends. Like to kind of get him in the...

Speaker 1 No, but for me, when it ends, cool, but before it starts, because you either flew that there because you thought it should be there, or you really did that to get in your bag to do the song, so like when you yell in the booth, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 the Lil Wayne lighter, the fucking, I don't know why he's doing that, I don't even know if he's lighting something up, but the fact that when that lighter goes off, you kind of know something, you know, I like it.

Speaker 1 I don't, all right, when Dove's cry, what up? Anybody else? Anybody else? I've been trying to think of one. I mean, I got whole albums that fall under that,

Speaker 1 but a song

Speaker 1 Put me down with something, Lauren Hill. Dave, just got it.
Anything?

Speaker 1 No, no, miseducation.

Speaker 1 Do up. Yep.
No, I like song, but take that album out of here because it's too much that hangs on that album that puts her up where she don't need to be, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 And it's because of that album, which is an RB album, not a rap album. I want to have that debate again.
But is it a good RB album?

Speaker 1 So he's just shitting, but I'm just shitting on that as the classic that it is.

Speaker 1 I'm shitting on it. She shouldn't be what it is.
No, no, no. She shouldn't be what she is as a rapper based off of that.

Speaker 1 Because that is not a rap album, but because of its success and how that album was received, it puts her in a category and higher up on the list than I believe she deserves to be.

Speaker 1 So I blame it on that album. So get that entire album out of here.
Bob. Okay.

Speaker 1 For me, I'm going to go with

Speaker 1 Lou Debut.

Speaker 1 One, the Star-Spangled Banner.

Speaker 1 But that ain't really what we're talking about. No one regards that as a slap third versus it's been around a while

Speaker 1 it's kind of timeless you're right but i knew that that would kind of be against the rules so i picked another great white slap that the whites tried to make me think would be around for an eternity when i was in elementary school but now that i'm an adult i know better

Speaker 1 let's play this bullshit

Speaker 1 And we can get rid of Ben Midler's whole catalog, too.

Speaker 2 That's That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 Listen to this.

Speaker 1 Oh, please. Get this fucking wind beneath my wing.
Shit the fuck out of here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Bye. I'm cool.
This was like a... They tried to make this a graduation song at one point.
It did. It is.
It is. No, buddy.
Well, I dropped out.

Speaker 1 Partly because of this.

Speaker 1 Listen. You ain't want no wind under your wings? Niggas be crying to this shit.
This is like the audio version of Star Trek, what white people did.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up. Listen to this song.
The words ain't that bad, Joe. This song is a mess.

Speaker 1 Everything about this needs to go.

Speaker 2 I mean, it goes with the movie.

Speaker 1 The words ain't that bad. Don't worry.
The movie. What movie? Beaches.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Fuck them beaches.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dump Bet Middler whole.

Speaker 1 You got to get the big black trash bags.

Speaker 1 The contract.

Speaker 1 65 gallon shit. Hey, the shit that you can put all the leaves in.

Speaker 1 They just say all the leaves on the side.

Speaker 1 Come on, let's get to the chorus of this bullshit. The chorus dope.
This song has got. You can't do that in the windows cry and big this up.
I'm not bigger. I'm just saying it ain't.

Speaker 1 It gotta go. Your life wouldn't change, miss a beat.
Look, this is her breaking down, going crazy. Look

Speaker 1 and the valedictorian

Speaker 1 this year 3.9.

Speaker 1 Miss Samantha Walderbrook. Come on, man.
That's the one Samantha Walderbrook to the stage.

Speaker 1 It fits.

Speaker 1 And what's the other one? The Salmon, the Salmon Victorian? What's the other one? Salad Tutorial. The Salmon one.
Salmon Tutorial. The Saluted.
This nigga says Salmon.

Speaker 1 They still play I Believe I Can Fly. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 That one.

Speaker 1 That one we had to sing. Yeah.
We had to sing that. We had to sing I Believe I Can Fly.

Speaker 1 Wait, hold up, y'all. Listen to how white people bring the drums in.
This shit is ass. Look, listen.
Check it out.

Speaker 1 Before we knew who Pharrell was.

Speaker 1 Look, she didn't call Phil Collins. Look.
You need a little Phil right here. Dope.
Bye-bye. Yeah, she went past him.

Speaker 1 Oh, my head.

Speaker 1 Y'all throw Bette Midler in the trash. Never, nigga.

Speaker 1 You got to. You got to, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yes, you can't. Well, for a music rear, yes, you can't.
I was trying to find somebody. Yes, you can't.

Speaker 1 You can say it. It's all right.
We ain't going to lose our black card.

Speaker 1 Oh, speaking of losing cards, are y'all going to go get the real ID shit that they say you need to fly, that they say is a form of racism and systemic oppression against black, brown, and minority people?

Speaker 1 I got the. I already got it.
Well, we.

Speaker 1 I've had it. No, no, we don't.
Hey, Big Freeze. I know.
I know. Hey, Big Freeze.

Speaker 1 Buy the books, man. He got the beta version.

Speaker 1 He had that shit years ago. All right.
I got the little passport card, so I don't know if I need to get that. You don't.
You don't need it. That works.
That works. I'm defined.

Speaker 1 Or if you even get your passport itself,

Speaker 1 anything that got to go through Homeland You got it. You have a passport card.
said.

Speaker 1 Why do they say all that other shit you just said? You need real ID. So now, even if you're traveling domestically,

Speaker 1 you can't use your driver's license no more. You need the driver's license that has the real ID chip or some shit.
When does that start? Maybe May 7th, I mean something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he said the reason why you need that, it says oppression and all that. Where did that come from? That theory? Joe?

Speaker 1 That's not true. No,

Speaker 1 I'm not saying don't put that on me. And I don't know yet, but the theory comes from

Speaker 1 them saying not enough black, brown, and minority people will meet the requirements to get one and that this will be a tool for

Speaker 1 certain votes in the future. Like you will need this to participate in certain voting in the future.
I can see how this would be prohibitive to a lot of people. That's that's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's true. That already have a license? No,'cause I thought all you had to do was have them.
Yeah, it's saying

Speaker 1 there's some people that don't have a license. True.

Speaker 1 And there's some people that have maybe some uh troubling family shit where they can't get their birth certificate, so it's harder to get the proper identification.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm listening check with your local authority on the matter. The difference with the two is the real ID

Speaker 1 is federal.

Speaker 1 So it's like when you go to New Jersey DMV, New York DMV, whatever state you're in, DMV, it's just a state check.

Speaker 1 Whereas now it's a federal check. Got it.

Speaker 1 That's the main difference. So now you're approved to fly anywhere.

Speaker 1 You just have to use that license instead of your regular driver's license. It ain't like you got to go through no extra steps.
Can you travel in the future? Will you be able to travel with a warrant?

Speaker 1 Probably not. Book them, Dano.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 You're coming from New York, Marlon. That's what I'm saying.
There's certain things I just don't know yet, but they're saying that this will be used as a tool in the future.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm no expert on the matter, but I can see it getting funny.

Speaker 1 And I'm saying that as somebody that probably plans on going to get it. Like,

Speaker 1 I don't have the new passport card. You don't

Speaker 1 have your regular

Speaker 1 stupid passport and that works dog we know it works used to carry a passport in your pocket

Speaker 1 that says

Speaker 1 second shot

Speaker 1 second shot

Speaker 1 don't do it yo don't move on yeah let it go let it go

Speaker 2 y'all can turn me no you want to know why i i'm i think i'm just speaking from my own experience because if i lose my identification i'm i'm supremely fucked because i'm canadian it's it takes a whole it's a whole lot more.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were still old as shit at that.

Speaker 2 What he's going to come rescue me?

Speaker 1 From what I heard, Joe Joe. I'm sorry, we didn't eat a six guy.

Speaker 1 You thought she was scared, I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 What did you say? I didn't say anything. Press him.
I said some people would say you're just getting it back.

Speaker 2 I'm just getting what back?

Speaker 1 Your real identification.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 1 It's okay. It's just a joke.
It's okay.

Speaker 2 I got it coming to me.

Speaker 1 I know because I can make fun of this.

Speaker 1 It's a joke. It's cool.
It's cool. Y'all ain't going weird when jokes happen.

Speaker 1 I'm kidding. I can't even understand that.

Speaker 1 Well, listen, anything I say on ear is a joke, and I love y'all in real life and care about y'all. Yeah, that is me love you.
Itch won't say about you. I'm going to keep trying.

Speaker 1 But that's from some childhood trauma shit with him.

Speaker 1 Joe.

Speaker 1 When he calls your name, it's like he's getting serious. I'm from Joe.
I ain't even answer, nigga. I ain't say a word.

Speaker 1 That's what we're saying. Nothing.
It's cool. Exactly.

Speaker 1 I've never seen such a voice. Move your mic, Move your mic stand, flip.
Flip. Sure, sure.
Sure, brother. I'm saying I love you.
Thank you. See?

Speaker 2 That's what he'd be saying to the girls to say it first.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 man. You got him.
We got him. Sorry.
Hey, that was a kill two birds, one stone.

Speaker 1 Got both these majestic niggas.

Speaker 1 Damn, man.

Speaker 1 Damn, man.

Speaker 1 But you do the interview with that real estate girl in the kitchen all night while everybody's sleeping in the house.

Speaker 1 There's nothing wrong with that. You won't tell me I love you, but you stay up for hours doing the interview in the kitchen, not going to bed at two in the morning while everybody's sleeping out.

Speaker 1 Talk, please stop your nonsense, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm the fucking nonsense. Because when you don't play back, I gotta play more parts.
Uh-huh. That did sound crazy.
Yeah, that's a whole lot of fun. Did you come up with this song? No.

Speaker 1 Out of all the white music you listen to,

Speaker 1 I can't come up with it. What people on your chest? Uh-oh.
What Nyla Blackman song can you do without?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I don't want to answer that. None of them, right? All of them.
They They all need all of them. They all of them.
Not necessarily, but I don't want to answer that. She's the talent I fuck with.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Anything like Queen, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen? You know what that reggae song?

Speaker 1 Some of that Bruce Springsteen shit overrated. By T-O-K.

Speaker 1 When you cry, I cry. Footprints? Wave.
Yeah. Wave.
Wipe. Yeah.
Yep. All right, I'm shutting out now.
Hurry up and come back. That shit fucking, but I gotta.
It's all right.

Speaker 1 The message behind it is just, uh.

Speaker 2 I feel like there's like a Sean Paul song that I could never wait for.

Speaker 1 All right, y'all watching my car, moving on. Looking to video, we're moving on.
Just because you didn't get paid for the video shoot, don't do that.

Speaker 1 Just because you didn't get paid for Make it Clap, don't do that. I got paid for that shit.
Shut the fuck up. You wasn't Make It Clap? I was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Against the remix with Buster Rock?

Speaker 1 Talk to him about it. The only thing that was fouled that you were showing up to video shoes to steal the lead role.
I was not showing up.

Speaker 1 I wasn't. You don't think that's fact? Are you going to give us no regrets about that? But if the steal happened, you weren't sure.
She did an interview on it.

Speaker 1 Lives were altered when people didn't get the road to diamond-selling singles. Because you're a little fast ass,

Speaker 1 you don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 No, not really.

Speaker 1 Whoops.

Speaker 1 You heard her here first. You ain't show up to that puff genuine usher.
I sure did not. I know.
No, I did not. You had some competition in that house.

Speaker 1 I need a girl?

Speaker 1 That looks. That little

Speaker 1 bit. That little short hair.
What year was that?

Speaker 1 was that?

Speaker 1 What I need?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That might be. That little thing was

Speaker 1 next to me.

Speaker 2 That might have been when I took the exit rib, and I was now

Speaker 1 ran you off the exit.

Speaker 1 You got to know when to take the, when you got to elevate them new Thundercats was coming. Go to the next platform.

Speaker 2 I was done being a silent star now.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 I was done being a silent.

Speaker 1 She wasn't in no video with choruses you disagree with. I don't agree with that chorus.

Speaker 1 I don't cosign that how to treat a man, like, empower him.

Speaker 1 Why you reverse that like that?

Speaker 1 How you just made it?

Speaker 1 She ain't sharing the dreams you believe, nigga. You paying or nah.

Speaker 1 You paying or what? Don't do that, Justin.

Speaker 1 You think I'm sticking around for what you broke and

Speaker 1 building you up? Ukraine? Tell them, Mel. Shut up.

Speaker 1 Tell them.

Speaker 1 All right, at least tell them.

Speaker 1 Wait, tell them that

Speaker 1 you're sticking around for the build-up part. At least that.
Because there's some niggas out there that's thinking you will.

Speaker 2 Fuck no.

Speaker 1 Tell them. No.

Speaker 1 You're not helping build a man. I'm too old for that shit.
But you got to be ready, man. You ain't doing it.

Speaker 1 That's what makes it better.

Speaker 1 It makes it better.

Speaker 1 All women ought to build. Just a couple of, you know.

Speaker 1 Projects. Projects, yes.

Speaker 2 Definitely some projects.

Speaker 1 Definitely some projects. I'm glad that.
So you went to Michaels with the projects.

Speaker 1 Oh, you just waited till they got you? No, I mean, I was fully involved. Let me get the bidashes.
I was fully invested.

Speaker 1 I bought the almonds.

Speaker 1 I got the glue gun. I got the construction paper and the macaroni and shit.
Yeah. The macaroni.
Shit. Okay.

Speaker 1 Even though, so we clear, I'm not blaming bitches for not sticking with niggas through the build-up process. Leave him.
I think it depends on you.

Speaker 1 leave him i think it depends on you all these go get rich and then go pick a white girl leave him oh spanish leave him yeah well

Speaker 1 nah be white girl

Speaker 1 leave him before he do it to you he gonna get that check and treat you bad girl hello

Speaker 1 all right forget it

Speaker 1 please anyway russell wilson hey tell him lies to somebody else huh Did you see Russell? You know, never mind. Come on.
It's a giant.

Speaker 1 Did you see that milk in his fridge before Sierra changed his life?

Speaker 1 Like, honestly, though. I don't know about that.
I just know that he's with CR. Did you see the fucking milk

Speaker 1 from the draft? The nigga.

Speaker 1 Bad milk?

Speaker 1 Did you see that video? That goes against your point.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Ish. No, I'm saying that that shouldn't be included in my point.
That milk was so...

Speaker 1 I'm talking about a black dude that was with black women.

Speaker 1 I see what you're saying. In the beginning.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about a black dude that came up and was with a black woman all through high school, and then they get the money and the deal, and then they leave her.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about Russell, who was lining up an all-star cast of white mid.

Speaker 1 He had the white mid. I'm just saying, but that goes.

Speaker 1 Never mind. Y'all making me talk bad about people.

Speaker 1 And this is my love episode. Wait, what?

Speaker 1 This is my love episode. I didn't know.
I've been telling y'all fucking stupid fucks. I love y'all all episodes.
Oh, that's true. That's true.
It's only him. No, no, oh, y'all.
That's my true.

Speaker 1 It's only him that wants 2% milk. Because he don't know how to respond to love.

Speaker 1 He grew up, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I grew up fine, my nigga.

Speaker 1 Your nigga started drama.

Speaker 1 My nigga, right?

Speaker 1 My nigga now.

Speaker 1 That's like the trauma champ.

Speaker 1 My nigga is trauma champ.

Speaker 1 I'm not your nigga. I'm somebody that loves you.

Speaker 1 Look, look, look, look.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. He's awkward, yo.
Gotcha. I'm far from.

Speaker 1 It's good, though. Keep moving, bro.
Yes, sneakers don't match your hoodie. Anyway.
Yeah, he tried it, though. Yeah, he came to me.
What are those? Nah, the tongue does. What are those?

Speaker 1 What are these sneakers? Nigga, them is Bobos. I don't give a fuck how much they cost neither.
I didn't say anything about them. No.
I just thought it was the tongue. You wrong.

Speaker 1 Y'all be doing that a lot to rich niggas. The broke nigga bring up the price before the rich nigga.

Speaker 1 I didn't say nothing about how much this cost. That's not true either, though.

Speaker 1 The broke nigga don't know what it costs. No, but the bottom nigga always goes to bro.
I don't give a fuck what it costs. Nigga, the rich nigga didn't say nothing about what it costs.

Speaker 1 That's not always true.

Speaker 1 What about light beams? That'd be the rich nigga defense. When a nigga say that's trash, nigga, this is such and such.

Speaker 1 But then the broke nigga say it first, and you can't say it's the rich niggas' defense. So

Speaker 1 you try to take the jab away from them. No.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 what if I just like these?

Speaker 1 Then say you like some Bobo shit, right? Then it don't matter what they cost. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Well, guess what? You in a walking boot, and I'll fuck you up right now.

Speaker 1 Yes, I will.

Speaker 1 Say, say what else you don't like about my outfit. I don't like to sweat.
Say something to me. Them shits is trash.
Them sneakers is trash.

Speaker 1 The t-shirt is

Speaker 1 a little boxy.

Speaker 1 Don't let him get to the safe first.

Speaker 1 Don't let him get to the safe.

Speaker 1 His thing he can fight in the walking boot.

Speaker 1 Yo, he is great. No, I don't.
I don't think I can do it. The Chippendale's nigga is in your home.

Speaker 1 You're trying to fight your.

Speaker 1 You're trying to fight your friend, nigga. Go get homeboy.

Speaker 1 Go get homeboy in the fucking onesie.

Speaker 1 In the crib, nigga.

Speaker 1 With the button out there. Yeah.
Oiled up.

Speaker 1 Oiled up. With an eight-pack, nigga.

Speaker 1 Feeding your fucking seeds. Yeah, it's cool.
Get ones. All right, come on, y'all.
What else we got? We have to grow up at some point.

Speaker 1 Next year.

Speaker 1 Stupid, though. I'm not podding when we have to pod mature.
I don't want to pod mature. Whenever that day comes, we actually had to

Speaker 1 do a little bit.

Speaker 1 I'm glad that we don't have to do that really. Yeah, it's over.
It's over.

Speaker 1 Ruined our Cat Williams interview. We had Cat first, but that's when you couldn't talk.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And even then, he tried to talk a little bit. We had him as a, hey, how you feel about cancel culture?

Speaker 1 Nigga, we want to get flagrant.

Speaker 1 We had him when he had all of the fucking handlers and publishers standing behind him.

Speaker 1 It was dangerous. We want to get him by himself.
Let's get flagrant, nigga.

Speaker 1 Damn. I ain't going to front.
Niggas on interviews getting flagrant now. Yeah, they are.
They are. They sell it.
And they be allowed to talk about whatever the fuck they want.

Speaker 1 Some niggas talking too much in interviews. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I keep seeing. No, not in hip-hop.
It's only the no-jumper niggas that's talking too much. The athlete niggas is killing shit.

Speaker 1 They cutting that camera on and saying, yo, let me tell you, I'm a punch in the face of the game tomorrow. It's like, wait, what? Oh, no, you see the new shit now? With Pat Bev's statement?

Speaker 1 And niggas jumping out. Yes.
Yes. What he said.
Yes. He listed some niggas that he would cook, and they just, like, Lou Will, Ty Lawson.
Pat Bev is tough, bro.

Speaker 1 And they letting, they are responding in real time to him.

Speaker 1 Oh, you mean B. Jennick's? No.
I didn't see Pat Bev say nothing about Ty Law. Pat Bev.
I'll find it. Y'all.
I didn't see that. But

Speaker 1 Athlete dudes are having a lot of fun. Yeah, they having fun.

Speaker 1 It might have been Brandon called out Lou Will. Somebody called out Lou Will.

Speaker 1 Lou Will's like, yeah, I'll take that.

Speaker 1 Let's do it. It's funny.
Lou Will is the man. Lou Will is the man.
Wallow, Lou Will was in Philly when he talked a robber into going home with his family. Take that, nigga.
You out there.

Speaker 1 You keep trying to beat Lou Will. I'm fucking sick of Wallow.

Speaker 1 He's an idiot, y'all.

Speaker 1 The car just driving by. Oh, shit, look at Wallow.
everywhere, nigga. Get your ass off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what Pat Bav said was, Lou Will, Jeff Teague, Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson, every one of them motherfuckers know, you get on the court with me and I'm going to dog y'all ass.

Speaker 1 And then reposted the clip and tagged all of them.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Ty Lawson responded, oh, we heard you, but look to win 1v1, you have to score 11, 16, or 21 points. And there's no fucking way you're going to score that many on me.

Speaker 1 That bag you have is empty and there's no fries at the bottom, but you're still McDonald's.

Speaker 1 That is

Speaker 1 respectful. You know what I mean? It's little, you put the fries in the bag.
Yeah, so shaky shit up. That ain't no five guys bag, man.
Man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's crazy.
That's just one of them. They all been responsive.
That's funny. But I think all that's great.
See, you can't do that in hip hop. And them niggas going to put

Speaker 1 cameras around and sell us shit. Let's go.
Oh, yeah, definitely. That's also one of my, just while we're on the topic, that's also one of my favorite business models and strategies of all time.

Speaker 1 Five guys fries in the bottom of the bag.

Speaker 1 Like, y'all know that that's a thing, right? No, I don't know that. No, McDonald's.
Oh, you don't know that. No, I don't know that.
I know McDonald's fries. I love to buy a fry and dump that shit out.

Speaker 1 No, and put ketchup and salt in there and shake it up. Five guys, you order a small fry, and it's really like their thing is the fries at the front.
There's more fries in the bag than in the cuff.

Speaker 1 They're doing that on purpose. I didn't know it was intentional.
They just customized it. The customer can remember the experience.
It's a whole thing of the owners talking about it. Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I didn't know that was.
That along with Arizona and the 99 cent thing,

Speaker 1 two of my favorites of all time. But anyway, in News About Nothing.

Speaker 1 The other one I heard was,

Speaker 1 I think it was

Speaker 1 Starbucks with the no small or something like that. And it's a trick on your mind to think, oh, well, I'm going to get the medium, but the medium is really a large.

Speaker 1 Pause for anything being able to trick your mind.

Speaker 1 Hey, that shit worked. That shit makes it money.
Fuck all that.

Speaker 1 And so it's

Speaker 1 They find a way to trick me. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 I was trying to think about what I said.

Speaker 1 What's the smallest size? Grande? Trandez? Grande. 16 ounce.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but grande means large.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm just saying this is 16 ounce.
You don't know what grande means.

Speaker 1 Mucho grande.

Speaker 1 They tell me all the time, right?

Speaker 1 And now you're telling me ice. Now they're telling each other.
I tell you all the time about the grandeur boys. Look, it's mucho grande.

Speaker 1 That Newark Couch boy. You know, more Grande.
They say that about Newark boys, though. What?

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 1 What did they say?

Speaker 1 Nah, I don't even know what he's talking about.

Speaker 1 Jersey City niggas like streaking.

Speaker 1 Talk about this.

Speaker 1 Fuck could you talk about, yo? It's all right, dog.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 look at you. Yeah, look, and

Speaker 1 look.

Speaker 1 Your man on your ass. Who? I ain't gonna say nothing.
Go ahead. Cause I missed it.
No, you didn't. I promise you I did.
All right, I'll call you.

Speaker 1 If there's somebody that's currently on my ass, I swear swear to everything I love, I'm unaware of it right this second.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm probably in such a good mood. I'll tell you later.
Say something, say something now. It ain't starting later.
I'll flame your man up, whoever you're talking about. Wait,

Speaker 1 wait, whoever you're talking about, I won't flame him up. No.

Speaker 2 Say it in Parks.

Speaker 1 Leave it. Leave it.
You're going to ignore that nigga like the plague. Who, who? Somebody is back talking about me that I'm going to ignore.
Come on. Who? There's only three people he'll ignore.

Speaker 1 I was one of them. Oh, okay.
Never mind.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.

Speaker 1 Wait, somebody on my ignore list.

Speaker 1 Keep it moving.

Speaker 1 No matter what you put the phone down.

Speaker 1 You ain't gonna see it. He said it is.
But you're not gonna see it.

Speaker 1 I'm not gonna see it.

Speaker 1 No, you're not gonna see it.

Speaker 1 Fucking phone. I can't.
Where the fuck is all that? Phone get hot when that one pop off. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's cool.
I don't see it. You lie, dog.
You don't see nothing. Tell us, nigga.

Speaker 1 We'll believe it. It's all right, fam.
Let's go. Aw, come on.
We pay, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're having a good time. No, I said it is one of them three.
Come on, we're having a good time. Nah, because he.
Never mind. I'll tell you in a minute.
I'll smack the shit out of you, man.

Speaker 1 He's your man.

Speaker 1 I'll smack the shit out of you, man. Take that, nigga.
Tell your man I said, suck my damn in his butt. All right, good, New York, nigga.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 let me see. Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1 I forgot about him. Let me see.
Let me see.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 your man.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck is that.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that's who he was talking about.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 Okay, no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You on your ass.

Speaker 1 You on your ass. Stop, but you're going to gas him now.
Stop. No, I'm not even dignifying.
All right, cool. I'm not dignifying this.
Come on. Come on, let's go.

Speaker 1 You see?

Speaker 1 I know he wasn't going to dignify. Oh, shit.
It's all right, dog. You didn't see that.
This broadcast is too... No, I wouldn't see it.

Speaker 1 No, I would not see that. And this broadcast is too big.
Oh, I know.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Beat y'all up at the same time, nigga. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you crazy? Turn this shit back on.
We bet we still

Speaker 1 stop. Oh.

Speaker 1 Are you crazy?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 All right. Somebody segue us.

Speaker 1 Somebody segue us out. I'm sorry.
That was funny, though.

Speaker 1 Somebody is not in the league for Potter to Month, segue us to the next joint. Oh, well, then here, let me get you.

Speaker 1 Hold it down, boy.

Speaker 1 Yo, all right, some news that fucked me up. Did y'all hear about this helicopter crash? Yes.
Yes. Yes.
We weren't. So we're the sad section of the.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean. Yeah, yeah, it's time.
No, it's time. It's time.
It's time. It's time.
It's time. And only play, but for so long.
Yeah, true. Well, we want to say rest in peace.
There were six.

Speaker 1 People killed. Rest in peace to Augustine Escobar, I believe is the gentleman's name.
And his family.

Speaker 1 And his wife and three children.

Speaker 1 And the pilot. I wish I knew the pilot's name because I feel like not enough light is being.
Let's can we find the pilot's name?

Speaker 1 I feel like not enough light is being. I keep hearing rest of you.
The pilot died too, but this man died with his family. No, the pilot was a person.
The other man was rich.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, and that's the thing that we learned later, right? We learned that Augustine Escobar was an executive for Simeon, the tech company.

Speaker 1 So they got to give you a little sauce to get the conspiracy theorist theorist people going out there.

Speaker 2 Okay, it looks like his name is Sean Johnson. He was a pilot

Speaker 1 out of the way. Sean Johnson.

Speaker 2 He was a pilot in the helicopter crash. He was a veteran of Navy SEALs, and he'd recently moved to New York City with his wife.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I hate that.
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Navy SEAL.
That story really, really fucked me up because I had tickets to go on the helicopter tour, same company, for this Sunday coming up. What? That's insane.
Yes, I was taking Shorty.

Speaker 1 We were doing a helicopter tour, the ultimate New York City tour. It leads right out of Jersey City.
Same company, New York City helicopters. And I was just telling her about it a couple days ago.

Speaker 1 And then I saw this. And I was like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 We were doing the ultimate one that goes all the way up, like towards Yankee Stadium around and come back. So you ain't going no more? Hell no.
No, no way. Going to the helicopter ever?

Speaker 1 So you mean to say that this was like meant for you? No, I didn't say that. I'm just.

Speaker 1 I'm asking. All right.
No, no, Joe. It wasn't meant for me.
Thank God. It didn't happen Sunday.
Thank God. I'm just saying something that close to what I was just getting ready to do.

Speaker 1 That is absolutely crazy. Yeah, fucks you up.

Speaker 2 That's terrifying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not going to lie, it's terrifying. It is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, rest in peace. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to that. That's a propeller.
Like, it's a movie shit. Detached television.
I don't have to. Watch out.
Did you?

Speaker 1 The propeller just flew off the bitch. Yeah.
Yeah. That's just it.

Speaker 1 Like, that's some television shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 yes, that happened, but I don't want to speak like that. Was the cause? We don't really know what the cause was yet.

Speaker 1 The cause of the propeller flying off, you're saying? Yes. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 We don't know. I understand.
But you saw the propeller take, fly off the plane and go across the.

Speaker 1 I know, but I was shocked to learn that this helicopter left from downtown New York or just right down there

Speaker 1 and made it to Midtown only. Like when this first was reported.
They went around the Statue of Liberty and they started to get it. I know, it's the tourist shit.

Speaker 1 Listen, we all have looked up the helicopter, but I just didn't know it was that. What could be wrong with a helicopter that you're not getting 15 minutes

Speaker 1 into your route? Maintenance. Maintenance, bro.

Speaker 1 Maintenance. And how can you protect yourself as a passenger? Like, I know when we take the fucking private jets, we try to find out as much as we can about the company and the pilot and the record.

Speaker 1 As a passenger with a tour company like that, bro, all you really got is reviews.

Speaker 1 That's all you got. You don't get access to these records or none of that type of shit.
You don't know who's flying and dog. You don't know nothing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you don't know the last maintenance.

Speaker 1 I don't even think they would be negligent. You get what I'm saying? Like, I mean, they would be found negligent.
But I don't think that that would be

Speaker 1 in their best interest. You know what I'm saying? They lose money, all of that shit.
I think it just might have been happenstance. It might have been an old helicopter.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I wasn't conflating the two. No, no, no, I'm just saying.
Like, yo, dog, I don't think they want that shit to happen just again.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 nobody would like that.

Speaker 1 Some loose

Speaker 1 nuts, bolts, whatever the case may be, and that happened. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was. But rest in peace to this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, for sure. And shit, the shit in DR.
Yeah. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Rufell in a dust club.
How many people so far? 220 last time I heard. Yeah, rest in peace.
Ruby Perez, the singer.

Speaker 1 It was 130 something last night, check. yeah they keep fine they keep finding yeah

Speaker 1 I guess it was a small like juke joint type of spot that got popping so they upgraded it but didn't really upgrade the infrastructure they had like

Speaker 1 ACs and generators or whatever on the roof and

Speaker 1 but even in that when I saw it on the news I feel like they had recently passed whatever their inspection was.

Speaker 1 Everybody's inspection criteria don't be the same. That's true.

Speaker 2 Same with that,

Speaker 2 remember that fire that

Speaker 2 I think it was in like Rhode Island or something like that, like a couple of years ago, where like over like a hundred people died and

Speaker 2 they passed all the safety inspections.

Speaker 1 And yo, I'm not saying this is the instance here, but we, anybody, inspections, you can get around.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. Come to find out they had been, they'd skirted a lot of people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like

Speaker 1 we know. Yeah, the technical stuff.
Money talks. Money talks.

Speaker 1 How many times you done had a car and ain't taken through inspection and went and got your sticker from over here? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I never did that before. I did that.
I've never done that now. No, that's peace.
I did that. But how many times have you since we?

Speaker 1 I've never been to the inspection station.

Speaker 1 That's another thing to say about Newark, dudes. I did like three times.
I've never been to an inspection station in my life. Damn.
Ever.

Speaker 2 So you always. Do you never bought a used car?

Speaker 1 Yeah. No.
What he's saying is... He got the connect, nigga.
You got it, got it, got it, got it. All right.
Peace. That's peace.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to everybody lost. Yeah, word.
Rest in peace. You're not an anomaly to me.
I know.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I see your face. You're not an anomaly.
Yeah, I don't care that you never did that, nigga. You're not special.
It's all right.

Speaker 1 It's okay. Because he be saying shit like that.
I never did that. I did.

Speaker 1 Cash you. Yes, you did.
My man says seen you at the inspection spot.

Speaker 1 My man. Yo, it's cool, though.

Speaker 1 My man seen you right on commutable.

Speaker 1 Did I inspect you on commutable?

Speaker 1 Oh, man. All right, what up? Huh? Hello? No, no, go ahead.
I said they didn't see you didn't even.

Speaker 1 I've been to commuter ball. I went to all of them shits to find out what to do before I hit that gap insurance.

Speaker 1 Hey, I went to every little inspection slash fix the car up spot in Jersey City. And they all looked at me like I'm stupid.
I said, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 All right. I got it from here.
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 Oh, I want to say historian throw my girl in the fucking dumpster, but I can't.

Speaker 1 But I want to. But he won't do it anyway.
I'm not going to do it. Oh, because I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it. Keep the peace in your household.
There you go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Keep everybody free.

Speaker 1 That's true. Exactly.

Speaker 1 What else we got? What else we got? What else we got that's important or unimportant or just want to make fun of some shit?

Speaker 1 Wait, actually, that's not true. That's not true.
And that's tactless. I'm sorry.
Yeah, a little offset. Oh, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 Come on. I forgot we was just doing that.
Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to anybody that we just lost.

Speaker 1 Our thoughts, prayers, and condolences to the people that lost their lives and the people that unfortunately had to witness that. Word.

Speaker 1 Cannot imagine going on a quick little vacation run with the whole family, your whole family being gone.

Speaker 1 Word.

Speaker 1 Everybody, like, nah, nah.

Speaker 1 Tomorrow's not promised. Here you go.
True indeed. Here you're looking, sweet and high.

Speaker 1 You gotta be bigger.

Speaker 1 Wish that I could love you by

Speaker 1 this

Speaker 1 way.

Speaker 1 Hey, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 You like my mind.

Speaker 1 I feel alive.

Speaker 1 Did y'all see Kanye gave strict instructions on what to do after he perishes? I did not. No.
What were his instructions? I don't know, nigga. I ain't doing that shit.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 I think he said he wanted his service to be a week long.

Speaker 1 Give everybody a chance to speak, so every day should be 12 hours.

Speaker 1 And some other nut shit, he said.

Speaker 1 You wrote that uh bills passes will require fathers to pay child support

Speaker 1 from date of consumption, consumption, conception, whatever the word is. No, I wrote that.
Conception.

Speaker 2 Conception. Same shit.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 Where's that low? That's in Texas. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 We dodge more.

Speaker 1 Ish, we dodge more.

Speaker 1 We dodge it. If it was here, nigga, we asked.
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Ish.

Speaker 1 You will come here with an attitude, nigga. Fuck this boot.
You come here injured, nigga. You will crawl to work, nigga.

Speaker 1 Niggas, come on, we dodges you, bro. I'm down with you, boy.
I'm down. Stay married, nigga.
So what happened?

Speaker 1 So from the day that you get

Speaker 1 to have sex,

Speaker 1 you're going to start paying child support from that date.

Speaker 1 Well, what if it ain't yours? That's my point. Shorty might have been humping three or four jokers.
Now all three or four niggas is paying money. Is it a refund clause?

Speaker 2 I mean, it doesn't make any sense, honestly, but

Speaker 2 I would assume that once paternity is established,

Speaker 2 then if this actually is something that happens,

Speaker 2 then you have to backdate it, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, that might be possible.

Speaker 1 That's wild. In that case, I'm not really all out against it, to be honest with you.
Oh, you're not?

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 No, because women got up or you know, families

Speaker 1 when somebody's

Speaker 2 oh, the pregnancy itself costs. It costs, right?

Speaker 1 No, not just the pregnancy costs, but you start prepping. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You might buy a crib, you might buy a bassinet, you're buying clothes, you're buying stampers, you're buying all of that stuff. Those are expenses that somebody incurs.
From consumption?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 yeah, it's a little different, but where do we draw the line? Like, oh, once she four months, one she five months. You get what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I don't think the dollar amount would be crazy, but get the hand me down. Ain't Texas one of them states where it's crazy? Get the hand-me-down.

Speaker 1 No, I thought, not from what I heard. What? The child support? Yeah, I heard that shit ain't crazy.

Speaker 1 Hey, listen, you on your own when it comes to that. You want to throw baby showers, you want to buy a nigga? Listen, you on your own.

Speaker 1 I just saw a fucking tweet where a man said that no one showed up to my baby shower. Fuck my family.
Him and his girl and the camera and the photographer. No, he said I had to use a timer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he had to use a timer. To take the picture.
You on your own and all that conception shit. Neither one of the sides of their family.
Nobody. Nah, we don't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 I support that. Not showing up to the baby shower.

Speaker 1 I support not showing up to your friend's shit if it's not lit.

Speaker 2 Somebody says, how do you know it's not gonna be lit?

Speaker 1 You just get there and you say, hey, I put the address in my maps and it says 90 minutes or more.

Speaker 1 You just know. Okay.
Just sneaker. You asked me, I'm answering.
I'll mute up, nigga. You buy the biggest gifts gifts at the baby shower? Ish? You buy the biggest gifts? Like, you try to outside.

Speaker 1 I usually don't buy gifts. Give bread? Yeah, I just give a

Speaker 1 card with a gift card.

Speaker 1 Oh, gift card, bro.

Speaker 1 What's the most you give? Gift card to wear? Like, 500? Depend on the people. Like, five? Depend on the people.
If I hit you, can we be friends again? I'm going to hit your ass back. Yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 We good. I hit her too.

Speaker 1 I don't know why you keep talking about fighting, nigga. Like, you sharpened on that.
Not on hitting you, no. On the heat.
Yeah, but it looked like it. Nah, he's giving a hit.

Speaker 1 He's giving a $500 gift card at the baby shower while you come in here with a fucking toaster or some stupid shit. A baby shower.
A toaster. Not a toaster.
A fucking... What would you give?

Speaker 1 Choke on me again. You could be toast.

Speaker 1 I'll fry you up, nigga.

Speaker 1 I kill you, nigga. Let's get out of top.
Let's get on it. You know what I'm on? You know I'm on it.

Speaker 1 I'm on it with you. Just a chill.
But we can be friends again.

Speaker 1 If you hit me, we can't be. I mean, for real.
Wait till my foot get up right and then you punch me. But it didn't start with your foot right.

Speaker 1 It started started now. No, it started a long time ago.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's the next event that we do, like for pay-per-view.

Speaker 2 A little boxing. I did.

Speaker 1 You trying to get it on the money again. Go out of here.

Speaker 1 Who would you box? I'm going to bring Corinne Stephens. Who would you box? Ooh, ass.

Speaker 2 She goes by Lisbeth or something like that now.

Speaker 1 I'm going to bring her to her. Wait, don't do that because Bow Wow just did the interview

Speaker 1 where he spoke life into Corinne Stephens. Shout out to Corinne.
And now not enough people have done that. The same shit you was happy that Drake did to you.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 What do you think about this? We don't

Speaker 1 This moment, right, this neighborhood to this

Speaker 1 whatever. Yo, she left the pod.
What? She left the pod and put the video out.

Speaker 1 Yo, why are you? Yo, and it's always you to keep bringing it up, though. Like, why are you on that?

Speaker 1 Get off of that. Because I'm on her side when it comes to that.
We do what we want.

Speaker 1 We on her side.

Speaker 1 You're going to get knocked out.

Speaker 1 She's going to relate that. No, you're going to get knocked out.
You don't really like that. You can't change your bio, nigga.
You stop speaking for people. You're doing what? What, 50 shit?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, I forgot about that. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. That shit went up there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I don't give a fuck, nigga.
That shit's been between 2000. Yeah, nigga.
Nigga, flip the script, nigga. Flip the script.
Nigga, edit this.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, go ahead. No, he ain't writing it down.
No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.

Speaker 1 What else

Speaker 1 are you talking about?

Speaker 1 50 in your bio? No, that's yeah, he pinned a tweet

Speaker 1 from 2017.

Speaker 1 Get off my paper. And then he came in every every day saying something to Mel.
That's the hypocrisy I be talking about.

Speaker 1 True. I'm a hypocrite, and you know what?

Speaker 1 I need to represent and support her more on her journeys. Well, we've been looking for somebody to represent Mel.
Thank you. Well, I wouldn't be the right representer.

Speaker 1 I want to think they wouldn't take seriously. I think that makes sense.
Are you here to represent Mel?

Speaker 1 Close the door on this nigga, please.

Speaker 1 Shit. No, you might do great.

Speaker 1 I appreciate that, Ish. Thank you, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, get your foot together so we can go outside. You don't go outside? Oh

Speaker 1 I'm back now. Where you going? Back where? I was in the hospital.
My wife, she had me in the lock, nigga. I was like, nigga, I'm trying to go outside to get the hoodie.

Speaker 1 She's not falling for none of that. Texting me.

Speaker 1 When the man said, yo, both parents could go back there, but right now, both parents do not have... Both parents cannot go back there at this time because we didn't get a room for him.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yes, I'm about to go outside.

Speaker 1 She said, you go, nigga. Bing!

Speaker 1 She said, you go, nigga. She was texting me.
No, no, no. She went, but she was texting me.
Like, yo, moon 50. I'm like, yo, leave me alone.
What hospital are you going to?

Speaker 1 LIJ.

Speaker 1 Oh, what hospital was I here?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was just, man, I'm forgetting. Just where, nigga?

Speaker 1 I feel like I was just having kind of the same kind of talk that you have,

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 I was kicking girls in their back that have kids and use their kids as the excuse to go do their thing, do their numbers.

Speaker 1 Like the girls, they make it look like they're never doing their numbers because they're always with their kids. But I know.
The kids be a segue.

Speaker 1 You bitches got the kids right at the Hilton Day room while they bust a little. Are you crazy? Y'all know how long I've been outside?

Speaker 1 I know bitches don't care about their kids well. Yeah, some do, a lot of us do.
A lot of women do. But that ain't who I'm talking about.
Are you talking about the ones that don't?

Speaker 1 Yeah, those are respectable. There's a lot that don't, too, though.
Yeah, those are respectable women. There's a lot that don't.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the ones that's leaving their kids in the Burger King bathroom.

Speaker 1 He shot my man Bell when he left his kids at the McDonald's

Speaker 1 for a job interview. She doing it at the job.
She's working. She got the job already.

Speaker 1 Touche. Gotta bring home some bacon.
That's true. That's true.
You know what I mean? I mean, them Jordans cost. What do you think of that, Mel?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Look, find some bitch.

Speaker 1 Enough. Leave up.
Too much firing. We're going to take off with Mel.
Come in. You know what I think?

Speaker 1 I had no thoughts on that. It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.

Speaker 1 I got it. I got it.
She's going to get fed up one day, though. And tell the truth.

Speaker 1 Tell the truth about you bitches. Anyway, what else is important or unimportant? Let's see, Jaba Rant.

Speaker 1 Oh, Netflix has gentrified the Pop the Balloon Show. Yeah.
Yeah, they did. Netflix has absolutely gentrified the Pop the Balloon Show.
This is craziness. And it's live.
Live, yes. Oh, yeah.
Live.

Speaker 1 Oh, live adds a touch.

Speaker 1 That's different. Live adds a little touch to it.

Speaker 2 So the girl who owned, who started the show, she was the host, the hostess, right?

Speaker 2 Not on not on Netflix. I'm talking about like on the YouTube show.

Speaker 1 I have no idea. I haven't seen so many versions.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what the original one is Okay, well they if she was then they completely replaced her some niggas in the hood had to pop the balloon show

Speaker 1 I'm like I don't I don't know what's real it's real. I think everybody's just doing it now Well, the word is and again fact check this yourself

Speaker 1 because I do not know but the word is that the person you're talking about hand-picked the host that you see on Netflix.

Speaker 2 Okay, Yvonne Orgy. She's amazing.
She's great. I just was

Speaker 2 like, did they move her out the way for a celebrity? I don't know.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I'm just talking about seeing all of these white people. That's what got me.
I'm seeing more white people than I've ever seen before on this Pop the Balloon shit. You know why?

Speaker 1 There was a guy that said that he was racist on there. I'm trying to find his name.

Speaker 1 He was racist, just not under the premise of this show.

Speaker 1 Well, actually, I take that back because the premise of this show, one of the highlights for me is that you get your shit off respectably respectfully like you telling somebody why did you pop a little on such and such why wouldn't I do it

Speaker 1 for shit a guy named Johnny Bananas called the black woman a monkey on there

Speaker 1 wow

Speaker 1 no he said you he did not call her a monkey he said you look like you should be hanging upside down from a tree eating a banana what the fuck called her a monkey

Speaker 1 monkey actually that's worse

Speaker 1 I'm just saying he didn't say you are a monkey I got you but I'd rather he said that shit don't don't don't tell a black person nothing about hanging in treats. We can put that out, you guys.

Speaker 1 Don't say hanging in treats to a black person. You look like you should be.
I don't care how upside down, right side up. Don't say that.
Joe, when you heard that, how did you feel?

Speaker 1 Because I know you're very pro-black. They said that the show.
Well, I was against the show including white people. I think some shit should be

Speaker 1 kept. Got it.
Agreed.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Yeah.
Unfortunately, they said Arlette. Like, why we couldn't get a balloon? Like, we were chilling.

Speaker 1 But I understand the business of it and the politics of it. And

Speaker 1 sell out then

Speaker 1 That's it. What were you reading?

Speaker 1 Wait, you was looking at me like you want to smoke. They said Pop the Balloon Show or Find Love was started by a married couple Arlette Amulee and Bolia Matundi.

Speaker 1 They created the show and hosted the show which gained popularity as a viral YouTube series.

Speaker 1 So I guess they did the casting?

Speaker 1 No, I would not

Speaker 2 sold it to Netflix Netflix and let it

Speaker 1 let Netflix do

Speaker 2 this dumb shit that they did.

Speaker 1 Same shit. Remember Squid Game? Mm-hmm.
When they were talking about, and the person who created the show is like, damn, I only made X, and y'all went and blew it up tonight.

Speaker 1 It's that.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Yeah.
You look like you should be smacked.

Speaker 1 That's what I wouldn't know was any other black people. Were it was any other black men on? Yeah.
Was any of what? Other, like,

Speaker 1 black and gentlemen. All women.

Speaker 1 Some security is black for some people. It's supposed to be some blacks somewhere.
He's supposed to jump the shit out of his ass.

Speaker 1 Seriously. He supposed to got stolen.

Speaker 1 You look like you should. My boy.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 You don't think so? And you. Matter of fact.
What?

Speaker 1 You're asking a lot of people that are... You don't know why these people are on the show, right? That's true.
We're on the living room saying you should go snow. I agree with that.
But.

Speaker 1 It might have been borderline scripted.

Speaker 1 It might have been borderline scripted.

Speaker 1 Unless you fucking, who's the nigga I like that's just running around beating people up or the plumber did? Aaron Dumber. I like him.
Me too. I like him.
I ain't going to hold you.

Speaker 1 You know, he did some shit the other day I didn't like. That's not true.
He did something the other day I didn't like.

Speaker 1 Like, and one of the clips I saw, I'll tell you out there because I do like what he's doing out there. I like,

Speaker 1 I like the fade

Speaker 1 spoken about with positivity, keeping the guns out of our hands. I like that message.
Even if it's bullshit, I like that message. He beat up half the Erica Mina show.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I see him said it on two white boys, twins, on the bus. He's like, yo, one of y'all say something else.
I swear to God, I hear both of y'all right now. Say it again.
He took his shirt off.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, we got to air him now. Boom.
Boom. And what happened after that? Yeah, that's what the white boys ain't even going to house.
No, they left the show. We don't even want to.

Speaker 1 Y'all got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But then he got to be.
I can't imagine. He got beat up on this.

Speaker 1 I can't imagine his plumbing business is doing great.

Speaker 1 Or the opposite. I can't imagine.
He's fighting out here. Or the opposite.
And then plumb. Today.
All right, whatever.

Speaker 1 Niggas saw him. Nigga clip one up yesterday.
Niggas saw him in the supermarket. You know how niggas wouldn't pull his phone out.
He was like, he was on the phone.

Speaker 1 He was like, yo, what's up with that fade, though?

Speaker 1 And he just laughed. Oh, yeah.
So now when they're seeing him in the street, they ask you for the fade.

Speaker 1 As like a thing. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 It's like a friendly game. Yeah, yeah.
He's not elegant shit.

Speaker 1 They're fans of his now. That's just like his tagline now.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ish, you never got booked to do handyman work and then double back to the house, like to do handyman work?

Speaker 1 Mmm.

Speaker 1 Probably. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what the handyman work is, the second picture. You stood on that shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, lay pipe. Oh.

Speaker 1 Today, are you proud of that? I'm not regretful.

Speaker 1 Were any of them like married or anything?

Speaker 1 I'm not having sex with nobody in no married people's house. That's not a sex.
I didn't say nobody in the house.

Speaker 1 Now this nigga got morals. This nigga issue.
I got common sense, nigga.

Speaker 1 You're a humper married lady in their house?

Speaker 1 No. I'm married, nigga.
No.

Speaker 1 If you're married, no. If you weren't married, I can't think about that because I think that it could happen.
No.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to even picture that, put that in the universe. What?

Speaker 1 I would not go to anybody saying something.

Speaker 1 I've,

Speaker 1 no, not, I've done something similar in the past. What you did for each take a dish? She wasn't married, but they were.
They lived together in the same house.

Speaker 1 In their house.

Speaker 1 Actually, twice now that I think about it. Two.
Reserve. Whatever you get.
Yeah, I don't do that. Never.
I was a scumbag. I told her you don't go to girls' houses.

Speaker 1 Not only do I not go to girls' houses,

Speaker 1 I ain't really fucking a married girl. Oh,

Speaker 1 I require more.

Speaker 1 I demand more. Any more.
It's dangerous game, though. So So did she.

Speaker 1 That's why she was affectionate. I'm that guy.
The girl that has a significant other.

Speaker 1 Maybe not married. That wasn't my bag.
I've done it before, of course. Yeah.
I've done it a few times. In a house? No.
He don't go to house. He doesn't go to nobody there.

Speaker 2 He's just talking about somebody he.

Speaker 1 I think you're asking for trouble, my nigga. I ain't going to nobody else.

Speaker 1 Deservedly so.

Speaker 1 You're right. You learned your lesson from going to somebody else, right? Yeah, Heather had all them fucking roaches in the crib on fucking Clearmont.

Speaker 1 Heather from Clearmont.

Speaker 1 It's crazy as hell, nigga. Like, nah, I'm good.
You talk about spending the night. I did, too.

Speaker 1 And woke up early. Yeah, I told you that.
You took some shit home with you. And woke up before.
You took some shit.

Speaker 1 I told you.

Speaker 1 Look, that shit look like Joe's apartment, no problem.

Speaker 1 I told you who had the roaches in their shit. Oh, you did.

Speaker 1 Terrible. You did, I don't remember.
Somebody know? Yes.

Speaker 1 The roaches in the south. That's what you see.
Somebody that makes us Eskimo Brothers?

Speaker 1 You went behind me again? What you did? No, I popped.

Speaker 1 Dude, I think you pop. Who popped first, though? Who she liked more? That don't matter.

Speaker 1 Don't try to.

Speaker 1 You'll be lying, though, because you'll take them out and be like, I would never pop that girl. Well, I take plenty of girls out that I wouldn't pop.
But then you pop in secret. You don't own the pop.

Speaker 1 I don't pop in secret. He's talking to us.
What are we talking about back in the day? He's talking to us. No, we're talking about back in the day.
I didn't pop in secret.

Speaker 1 I did not pop in secret. Did you pop in secret back in the day? You said you were talking about back in the day.
I'm talking about back in the day. I know I wouldn't pop in secret.

Speaker 1 Nigga, when I pop, you see him outside. You see him at the Greek.
You see him over here. You see him at the club.

Speaker 1 You say, I was outside with mine, so much so that the fans call me a relationship-based person because I was outside with people that it wasn't like that with. So you only...
Everybody.

Speaker 1 I put a camera on everybody. I wasn't that.
Oh, you did not put a camera on everybody. Well, of course, we're not talking about 100% of people.

Speaker 1 Because we're talking about the majority, not 100%. It's that count.
Yeah, yo. That's right.

Speaker 2 How do I get your fucking straight? Same way.

Speaker 1 Because y'all lies be crazy. Now your shit is spreading on me now.

Speaker 1 It's contagious. Contagious lies.

Speaker 1 God damn it. This nigga's crazy.
Anyway, and if it was a secret, you was on my dick asking all week. Hey, did you pop yet? Hey, did you pop? Did you pop? Did you pop Jennifer? Hey, hey, did you pop?

Speaker 1 Hey, did you pop Jennifer? Did you fight Jennifer? Nigga, get off my dick, nigga.

Speaker 1 One, you lying. Number two, you the nigga that come to the door with the cup.

Speaker 1 Yo, what's worse? Asking a man, yo, you pop or at the door like this? Get your fucking pet detective ass out of here, yo.

Speaker 1 Stop fucking in my house.

Speaker 1 It wasn't your house, nigga. Well, I ain't never been to your house.
So where was it? Where you was fucking at?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, shut up, yo. It's all right, dog.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have been fucking that little wrestler girl. I mean, that

Speaker 1 tall girl anyway.

Speaker 1 She would have popped that girl? Yes.

Speaker 1 Everybody in here would have popped that girl.

Speaker 1 That's not true.

Speaker 1 I don't think Joe would have popped that girl. I remember when Joe first met the girl.
That is not true. You're going to piss me off.
I remember when you first met the girl.

Speaker 1 You're going to piss me off. I remember when you first met the girl.
Bitch, I wouldn't touch her. Is she pretty?

Speaker 1 I remember when Joe first met the girl.

Speaker 1 Wait, yes, she's a pretty girl. Joe wanted to pop.
And you didn't. No, I did not.
Yes, you did.

Speaker 1 You was on that girl's head. Antoine, you are lying on me on a platform.
You remember when you first met her? Which makes me angry. You remember when you first met her?

Speaker 1 If you were doing this on bag fuel, I wouldn't

Speaker 1 get hard. When you do it here, I get madder.
Do you remember when you first met the girl? No, Anton. His memory's so good.

Speaker 2 Did he want to pop?

Speaker 1 I don't think

Speaker 1 I never saw that. Nobody in the world has seen that.
I don't think he want to pop. Personally,

Speaker 1 if I wanted to pop her, you wouldn't have popped her, nigga. That's why you think that.

Speaker 1 He got her.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 One me one.

Speaker 1 Everybody chill. This ain't even needed.
Everybody chill.

Speaker 1 Everybody chill. Look.

Speaker 1 Everybody just relax.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if I wanted to fuck, you wouldn't have fucked. Why?

Speaker 1 Why? Because what do you mean? Why wouldn't I fuck? Because I just said that wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't have got the chance. Says who? I'm telling you, I just want to change the channel.
So, what about all the other work that I popped that you tried to do? Not that you didn't pop.

Speaker 1 That never happened. It did.
That never has happened. I know.
In my life. In your brain.
That's never happened. But it's cool.
That's never happened. We're not even going to average no more.

Speaker 1 But what I'm telling you is, I remember the day we met the girl. Right.
Up goes the weasel. Ish, if we pop the same chick, it's because I told you, yeah, no, go ahead.
Two years.

Speaker 1 Oh, you still have hunting.

Speaker 1 I want to Yeah, I am. Because he's the go second nigga.

Speaker 1 But then he get on these platforms talking like he ill. I don't think he ill is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 If I'm the go second nigga, you couldn't go second.

Speaker 1 Because they wouldn't give you no box.

Speaker 1 But like who? But like who?

Speaker 1 He got you, Jen.

Speaker 1 I've been in the diner at three in the morning.

Speaker 1 Stop, yo, stop, my man. You been in the phone room at three o'clock in the morning, went with the diner.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's trying to expose secrets about it. I can't expose them.
I'm right.

Speaker 1 That was him after I dubbed him, picking them up, taking them to Coach House. Ooh.
That was him.

Speaker 1 No, that's a lie. I'm lying right now.

Speaker 1 Now I'm just parting.

Speaker 1 Now I'm just trying to make it juicy. But yeah, this thing is my son, man.
Stop playing with me. Anyway, what else?

Speaker 1 Yo. This part of the body.
How many times y'all went behind?

Speaker 1 How many times y'all behind each other? But just so y'all know, stop, because we haven't fun. I just want y'all to know, this is the style of partnering I like.
I love this part. This is great.

Speaker 1 I love just a random, just reckless

Speaker 1 shooting, lies,

Speaker 1 lies, theatrics, acting, fucking shitting on shit. Oh, yeah, fuck when Dubscry, nigga.
I'm on your side now.

Speaker 1 I'm on your side. I love this for a broadcast.
It might be a pay-per-view episode.

Speaker 1 How many times you went behind my man, gang? Who him? Never.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 You never fuck nothing I want. You crazy.
He can't just have it to himself. So how many times he went behind you? He can, because I don't want them.
How many times he went behind you then?

Speaker 1 I don't want them.

Speaker 1 Count him. Count him up.
25? At At least 25. Oh, she's nice.

Speaker 1 He went behind me at least 25.

Speaker 2 That's the one he's saying he didn't want to pop?

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I'm definitely not lying about that. Did she have body?

Speaker 1 I could show you. Yes, she did.
She had, but

Speaker 1 we don't view body the same. That

Speaker 1 ice.

Speaker 1 I need you. We don't have the same definition of body.
You said she's a wrestler? No, he says that because of her height. Oh.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying we don't have the same definition of body. And I'm not bringing that.
I don't want to shit on her. She could have been there.
Like, she was a pretty girl.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying something that was a fact. But hold on.
There's something that I'm going to be respectful to my son, but there's something on my man's body that

Speaker 1 you can't get. You're an issue talking to you, boy.

Speaker 1 Something on my man's body that he turned down that you can't get, boy. Of course.
Oh. Why do you think that? You just can't.
You don't got it, nigga. You won't be in the same room.

Speaker 1 Put your pom-poms away and tell me why you think. That was on your side, nigga.
My pom-poms away, nigga. There's something on my man's body that you can't get, nigga.
Like what? I'm not saying it.

Speaker 1 It's a bunch of them. Because you like Junkyard Dog.
No, you don't fuck nothing that I can't fuck. Especially if I use the same memes that you use.

Speaker 1 He don't want to be touching the water.

Speaker 1 You heard him.

Speaker 1 That was nasty. Now let's stop because he gets nasty.
That was nasty. He got nasty, yo.
We got out there.

Speaker 1 That was nasty. 4,500 make them all dance.
Oh,

Speaker 1 he go crazy.

Speaker 1 He pardoned me.

Speaker 1 He pardoned the pitcher.

Speaker 1 You hear your man?

Speaker 1 I snuck you up.

Speaker 1 Hey, luckily, we all marry and love now. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yo, Yo, he pardoned to piss me off. He pardoned to piss me off now.
I hate smooth. He was there.
Oh, you go so long.

Speaker 1 LeBron James, you are a witness, Billboard, on the side of Cleveland, yo. You a witness of Joe.
You was there. You have to play like this on a platform that I built like this.
It hurts. Let me see.

Speaker 1 That hurts. Let me see how I get it.
This nigga's crazy, yoc.

Speaker 1 Anyway, man, let me tell you what I think of this fucking

Speaker 1 Quavo song before he pissed me off. Let me tell y'all what I think of fucking Quavo and Lil Baby before I get mad and the demon is born.

Speaker 1 Stupid dicken.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Let's talk about something. Fucking demons, sir.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 He's too. Look, look, he'll fuck that.
Look, that's exciting. Look, that's exciting for him.

Speaker 1 Look, that's exciting for him. He's nice.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm like a movie star, yo. Don't talk to me no more.
What? Always acting. Don't talk to me no more, yo.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That was good. That was cool.
It was good.

Speaker 1 That was good.

Speaker 1 Mark made him woody. Oh,

Speaker 1 hey, yo. What happened?

Speaker 1 I didn't say nothing. Y'all just thought, man, I said it.

Speaker 1 I didn't show up for no reason.

Speaker 1 All episodes. Let me queue up, bro.

Speaker 1 And I love this. This is fire.

Speaker 1 I ain't letting it go, Paul. What's the name of that fucking?

Speaker 1 Oh, duh. Made you look.
Duh. I'm stupid.
Do, do, do, do.

Speaker 1 Do, do, do. Ooh.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Why not? I need it from the top.

Speaker 1 Lenny

Speaker 1 got sir.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, where?

Speaker 1 248, actually.

Speaker 1 Okay, we're safe.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're not in the trouble, Lord.
Well, I kick in the door with the D-Block. Brave hearts in the double bar.
Don't make me let the machine off.

Speaker 1 This is methadone music that you can lean off. Okay, fuck.
Made you look. The remix with me up on it.
I copped your shit. Now I break weed up on it.
Huh? I played with that man.

Speaker 1 And hey, fucking fucking future seer.

Speaker 1 Everything is real. I see.
Like my niggas that been home when they only got the jail. I did.
Oh my God. Let's go take one.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 Let's fucking go. You came out balls, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fucking nigga's dads is great.

Speaker 1 B-Dot is back with another list. This time, we are doing the greatest

Speaker 1 posse cuts. Oh, what's mad at this list? I am.
Yeah?

Speaker 1 100%. What's missing? We can't tell the truth today.
Push it. It's 10 or 20.
No, it's 10. It's 10.
It's 10. And then mad, no, I wasn't mad.

Speaker 1 I wasn't mad, but I found something to be mad about, but it ain't a horrible list. All right, so it's the top 10 posse cut list.
He says

Speaker 1 the criteria is musicality, impact,

Speaker 1 relevancy. So I'll go in reverse order.
Was that the end of the criteria? Yeah, that's all it says. All right, see, he's just getting checks now.
All right.

Speaker 1 And that's where I have a big beef with number two, and we're going to have an honest conversation about it. Okay.

Speaker 1 I got a beef with something else on it. One is Benjamin's.
There shouldn't be no beef with Benjamin's. Well, you want to do reverse or you want to start with a ton of a ton of a dude.
Start a 10.

Speaker 1 Start a 10. Start a 10.
10 is the symphony. Okay.
And that's the problem.

Speaker 1 It can't be 10. And that's the problem.
You can't find nine.

Speaker 1 You cannot find nine songs. Whoever is making the posse cut list is wrong let me ask you if you are putting symphony at 10 your ear you're not the person to do it how old is b dot

Speaker 1 i'm only i don't know i'm only at it google it let's ask them chat gbt or somebody somebody look it up i'll keep going in order his skin's still beautiful enough to be 35.

Speaker 1 i i a lot of that matters when you start talking 40

Speaker 1 up no inexcusable he's 40 inexcusable b dot

Speaker 1 40 years old you can't ask there after mine well he don't don't have no, but I had an older brother. So let me not say that.
And I'm older than him.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to ready to say, yo, like, not for the, it wouldn't be on mine. It would be there on my list.
It's impossible, but you'd be wrong, is what we're saying. I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it. I see what you're saying.
There are people that may not have it on the list or have it low. It is that old.
So I respect that.

Speaker 1 I don't respect that. No, why? I respect that, though.
This is my point.

Speaker 1 Those people are wrong. If you siskal and Ebert and this is what you do for a job, I think it's your responsibility now to go watch Gone with the Wind and

Speaker 1 Citizen Kane and movies like that.

Speaker 1 So B Dot is

Speaker 1 a music journalist. The problem with that is Cisco and Ebert was off air long before the fucking world changed.
So yes, they got to be

Speaker 1 the movie critic. The movie critic niggas got to get microwaved out too.
But not just a moment. So it's microwave people that's doing this.

Speaker 1 They don't notice that. To your Cisco and Ebert point.

Speaker 1 Watching it with today's eyes and ears for the first time, it ain't going to hit the same. That's like if I go let's

Speaker 1 it should not necessarily

Speaker 1 not based on what you said symphony is aged 12. This is what we played.
How do you know the impact? That's right. That's the one you wasn't there.
Because there are no posse cuts without

Speaker 1 the impact you can't account for because you wasn't there. Like, I'm gonna sit here.

Speaker 1 He's right with that. Let me run the rest of the list real quick.
He's right.

Speaker 1 Ice is right. Scenario is number nine.
Scenario is number nine. I got a problem with that.
That's wrong. I got a problem with that being nine and ten.
No. I don't care who's first or who lasts.

Speaker 1 Shoot up, nigga. But I know that y'all just better rock this at the drop of a dime, baby.
No, no, no, no. That's Marley Maul.
Hold up.

Speaker 1 Hip-hop royalty. Yes.
We're starting with who is the

Speaker 1 babyface, the

Speaker 1 fucking, even before him. We're starting with

Speaker 1 creme de la creme of

Speaker 1 whatever you think you're good at picking. Hip-hop.

Speaker 1 We're starting with that.

Speaker 1 We're also starting with Craig G, the best Master in the world.

Speaker 1 Niggas don't know that.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to tell you that. But then I can't talk hip-hop with niggas that don't know that.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 And that's fine. But I can make a lot of this better than that.
You can make a list. You can't take a drop of a dime, baby.
Yo, the other day I went in Bergdorf, right?

Speaker 1 And it was low in there. So it was some fucking hipster kids in there talking to niggas that normally help me shop.

Speaker 1 And they was having a hip-hop talk. Niggas shades on.
Glasses. I'm fucking hiding from hip-hop talks.

Speaker 1 And they in there arguing with the people saying that mac miller and lupe fiasco are overrated as i'm trying to shop on a beautiful fucking sunday

Speaker 1 some of us love this too much they can shut the fuck up i was just thinking the other day so when i go to ring up i'm sorry parts so i go to ring up and naturally

Speaker 1 hey joe man

Speaker 1 oh god No, this is my man. This is the guy that normally helps.
Okay, okay. He's my man.
So he's like,

Speaker 1 yo, Joe, man, these kids, they just told me, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. He were.
And I said, but then we don't know. I'm saying kids, but we don't know.
Kids is 25. Who knows?

Speaker 1 But I said to him, these kids telling me Lupe and Mac Miller, yada, yada, yada. And I said,

Speaker 1 you have absolutely no business talking to these kids about this subject.

Speaker 1 It's not that they can't have an opinion. That's their opinion.
They write in their opinion.

Speaker 1 They are ill-informed to speak on this subject if you think that Mac Miller and Lupe Fiasco are bad at rapping.

Speaker 1 That's not saying you think they're bad at rapping.

Speaker 2 They said irrelevant.

Speaker 1 No, they said overrated.

Speaker 1 Overrated.

Speaker 1 If anything, Lupex is raised.

Speaker 1 He's underrated. Yeah, yeah.
He's underrated. But dude, overrated does not lean with

Speaker 1 sickles. Y'all gonna do it, man.

Speaker 1 Hold up. Now we all at rock for a little bit.

Speaker 1 Now you made me mad. I grabbed my backpack now.

Speaker 1 I got my jams board now.

Speaker 1 Come on over. Now I'm coming home.

Speaker 1 I'm coming home. Look, I'll see you today.
I'll see you today.

Speaker 1 Yeah, today.

Speaker 1 Look at the swords.

Speaker 1 I'm freaking out.

Speaker 1 It can't be no.

Speaker 1 This can't be 10. And scenario can't be 9.
Hold up. You ever heard that? Hold up.
Hold up, B-Dot.

Speaker 1 hold up play the remix you're lucky i don't know how to spell scenario s-c-e n-a-n-a-r-i-o he might not have it in this scenario i don't have it in here you don't got the remix no i'm just it's in here spelled wrong i bet you it's in here something

Speaker 1 it's in here spelled wrong it's just in here spelled wrong that's all

Speaker 1 possible a bunch of different actually i want to say this scenario is spelled wrong

Speaker 1 S-C-E. So what he's saying is this scenario spells.
Maybe

Speaker 1 the word was the scenario. It's not saying they purposely spell it wrong.
I don't know. No, they did not.
No, they didn't. All right, so I'm just wrong.
All right, it's fine. What's the list?

Speaker 1 All right, please. That's embarrassing.
No, no, no, you're going to play it, but I'm talking about like. All right, go ahead with the list.

Speaker 1 Number eight is 24 hours to live.

Speaker 1 Number seven is 4-3-2-1.

Speaker 1 Number six is I Shot Your Remix.

Speaker 1 It's mad wrong. Five is Bling Bling.

Speaker 1 Four is International Players Anthem.

Speaker 1 Three is Banned from TV.

Speaker 1 Two is Flavoring Your Ear Remix. And one is Benjamin's.
So stay here. What? Oh, go ahead.
Stay here.

Speaker 1 Never mind. No, no, no, no.
Come on, please. Dog,

Speaker 1 none of those.

Speaker 1 I'm going to argue and say

Speaker 1 Scenario and the Symphony are top five. Like, Flavoring Your Ear Remix is not better than

Speaker 1 Symphony, bro. It's not.
Or Scenario. It's not.
Either one.

Speaker 1 But I'm not mad. Don't agree the top five again.

Speaker 1 Top five is Bling Bling, International Players Anthem, Banned From TV, flavoring your ear remix and benjamins bling bling sounds like it was some pandering it don't to me we don't we talking impact

Speaker 1 impact and that is a very impactful records for what that did for cash money for what that did for they added the word bling bling to the dictionary it was ran like that's still the the phrase change just impact alone it was an impactful song no no That's an understatement.

Speaker 1 Extremely impactful. What this sounds like to me, I'm going to tell you what, hold on, let me tell you what this sounds like to to me.

Speaker 1 This sounds like a younger dude, when I say younger, I'm talking about late 30s to 40, which he's 40, from New York, put a list together and threw in the couple South records that you feel have to be on here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I hear. That's what I heard.
That's what I said. All right, so no, it's two, it's two pieces.
I got bling bling higher, personally. Listen to this: there's two pieces to that.

Speaker 1 Tell me them niggas was going crazy. They was going crazy lyrically and bling bling.
Again, it's two parts. Musicality,

Speaker 1 impact, relevancy. It doesn't necessarily say lyrically going crazy

Speaker 1 puts it up so high.

Speaker 1 Musicality plays into it. This is a song.
Okay. So musicality ain't just lyrics.

Speaker 1 It wasn't.

Speaker 1 Should Man from TV be in the top five? No, in life. It's not for us.
It's not for us.

Speaker 1 And let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 Because he did have a rule.

Speaker 1 Why is Bling Bling a positive track? That's what my question. I'm trying to look up to make sure I'm tripping.
Why is Bling Bling a positron? It's a group. It's a group.
That's not an apostle track.

Speaker 1 Bling Bling is not not a group. Bling Blink is two different groups.
They're just under the same label.

Speaker 1 It's the Hot Boys and the Big Timers. Stop it.
Which are two different groups. Stop it.
He's right. That is the truth.
Stop it. He's right.
That's his head. He is right, but still stop it.

Speaker 1 Man, if you don't get that shit the fuck out of here, that's a group. I'd have put Make them Say Uh on this list.
Bing, Bing. That would have been a more valid choice to me.
Just because they're.

Speaker 1 But again, Blaine Blink had more.

Speaker 1 Are you arguing that the big timers are not in the Hot Boys? They're not. The Hot Boys is BG, Juvenile, Wayne, and Turk.
The big timers are

Speaker 1 Baby and Manny Fresh. He's right.
All right, I'm done with this.

Speaker 1 That's a fact. He's right.
I don't care. It don't matter.
I know you don't care, but it ain't. So we're talking facts here, not caring and feelings.

Speaker 1 That shit ain't Symphony.

Speaker 1 And that's coming from your standpoint. That's why I said, listening to this.
It's not in the world. It's not in the world.

Speaker 1 There are people in the world

Speaker 1 that disagree with that. People don't count.
Play scenarios.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's fine.
You're going to hear it. Play it.

Speaker 1 Play scenario. Are you? Wait a minute.
minute. Aren't you about to put it? Like, I'm yo, y'all gonna hate this?

Speaker 1 What's the scenario we make? And that's not even scenario.

Speaker 1 That's the remix. Seven MCs.

Speaker 1 I put both with a form, one which is in spiritual essence.

Speaker 1 Y'all gonna get mad at what I got to say about this.

Speaker 1 F it. Shit, I make butt shots.

Speaker 1 Madman, I rip up stages. Let down your wages.
I'm wild like Larry Davis. Extra, extra.
Pick up a clip. I tear ass up afraid.
They grab my dick.

Speaker 1 Cut it off. Cut it off.
You know what's crazy? Crazy. Make niggas mad.
Go ahead. I'm going to make niggas mad.
I put Scenario 2000 higher than that personally just because of,

Speaker 1 again, I don't know this song like that. I'm not from that.
I can't talk to him no more. You don't have to.
I'm not trying to be funny. And that's still New York.
You're thinking of Syphy 2000.

Speaker 1 You're thinking of Symphony 2000. No, I said Scenario 2000.
I'm talking about Scenario 2000. Rough Rodders.
Rough Rodders. That one.
Uh-oh. That's what I'm talking about.
What year you was born?

Speaker 1 I was born in 83. ICE is just, I don't know.
That's all in KSI. That's just a bit.
90. No.
Scenarios out 90. 92.

Speaker 1 And again,

Speaker 1 that's why when I have these debates with people, you ask them their entry point into hip-hop. I always tell y'all, mine is NWA, Snoop.
So you talk about... It's the same year.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it was West Coast. My entry.
I didn't hear. That's why I don't listen to a lot of the New York rap.
So it don't impact me the same. I don't know that impact that y'all speak of.
How'd that happen?

Speaker 1 I was in the house

Speaker 1 but you're in Jersey yeah but we had the box the TV show

Speaker 2 New York New Jersey rap had that would like wasn't the part of your entry point no west coast

Speaker 1 not really outside of um my uncle who was a big LL Cool J fan and that was really all I heard as far as rap like coming up was just LL and then once I got to the point where I could kind of feel out and what I like myself,

Speaker 1 I'm watching,

Speaker 1 it was a form of music videos for me. It wasn't really hearing it on the radio or I had no older cousins or brothers or whatever that was doing it.
It was me.

Speaker 1 Because the box had East Coast hip-hop. Of course, but

Speaker 1 at the time. Exclusively West Coast shit.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 But at the time that I'm into it, the chart toppers, the ones that was, when they do their little,

Speaker 1 This is the most requested little shit like that that was popping up or you see the like I started to know the numbers for certain songs

Speaker 1 It was what more west coast

Speaker 2 for me i just would have thought it was unavoidable

Speaker 1 it is very avoidable it is i like i i think ice

Speaker 1 beyond contrary and sometimes and wanted to be different and wanted to go with that over there and the no limit niggas and the in the in the and the uh what's the other niggas and bait uh

Speaker 1 oh no yeah all of that i think that i think that's yo i'm going against the grain y'all niggas do that I'm doing this.

Speaker 1 I could understand that, but I'm telling you the truth. It really wasn't that.
Again,

Speaker 1 I don't like a lot of East Coast production.

Speaker 1 I had a cousin that was really big into boot camp. That's how I learned about Health of Skelter.
But I was never a Smith and Wesson dude. Health of Skelter

Speaker 1 Nocturnal was my introduction to boot camp. That's old enough, Ice.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is there was a lot of shit before that. I don't know no Black Moon.

Speaker 1 He's to all of that, but Health is Skelter. Which Helltiskelter? He says Nocturnal.
He says,

Speaker 1 WA.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, it's that.
So you can't miss it.

Speaker 1 Black Moon is way after that. No, it's not way after that.
No, it's not. That's not true.
That's the same. Black Moon is 92.

Speaker 1 92, 93. WA was 95.
Nocturnal was like 95, 96. Yes, 95, I think.
But the thing is,

Speaker 1 where people like that whole, oh, you're just being a contrarian, that's not really true here.

Speaker 1 It's just a matter of,

Speaker 1 I never really, like, women, we we had to talk, Preem to this day tells me, yo, Ice, you don't like my production, which isn't really the truth.

Speaker 1 I'm just, I was never a fan of the New York hip-hop sound. That West Coast shit sounded smoother.
The Down South shit had a bounce to it.

Speaker 1 I never heard that.

Speaker 1 I don't want us to kick past the coverage. We should still be talking about the positive.
Oh, true, true. But you know that you could still like one and like your West Coast music more, right?

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, but for a lot of people, your introduction, the shit that really, that you gravitate into initially,

Speaker 1 is where your heart would buy, where your heart would lie at. I'm calling K.
Because there ain't no photopossecut.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 That's on the list. Absolutely possible.

Speaker 1 But think about this. You can't just say, yo, East Coast hip-hop sounds like X.

Speaker 1 Because New York, a lot of the new

Speaker 1 sounding hip-hop sounded like that until Bad Boy.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying is why I tend to agree with Ish is because I saw you at my birthday party having the time of your life to East Coast sounding music. Yes, it was banned from TV, Shook Ones.

Speaker 1 Shook One, what years are those?

Speaker 1 Again,

Speaker 1 but those are the commercial,

Speaker 1 like the bigger records. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know the street song. But that's what I'm saying with you.
Like, it was some shit on Infamous that wasn't a single. That when it came on at my birthday party, you went crazy.

Speaker 1 I only know two songs off Infamous to this day. It was Shook Ones that I went crazy on.
Shook ones, he was going crazy. No, there was another one.
Half the footage.

Speaker 1 That was the other single. No, and it was another.
Hey, yo, hey, yo,

Speaker 1 riding on time on hand. I caught up in the hustle with a guns go blast.

Speaker 1 You watched with me. He was only hype because you was hype rapping it.
You rapped the whole thing. I don't know that.
I did not know that song. I'm sorry, Take Damn.
I'm telling you something.

Speaker 1 Let's get back to the possibility. Possibly because, but yeah.
B-Dot, you wrong as a fuck. No, you're not.
Yes, he is. No, you're not.
He's not terrible, but there was a couple that.

Speaker 1 Read the list again, one more time. It's B-Dot's job, bro.
To make niggas mad. No, it's his job to go back and do his proper ring.
Just read the list to me one more time.

Speaker 1 Please just read the the list to me one more time. One to ten, ten to one.
Ten to one.

Speaker 1 Symphony scenario, 24 hours to live.

Speaker 1 4321. I shot your remix.

Speaker 1 That has to go. Stop.
Stop.

Speaker 1 4321 is better than I shot your remix. I'm not paying attention to his numbers.
I don't, I disagree with that because I shot your remix impact.

Speaker 1 That

Speaker 1 for a lot of people was the introduction of Foxy Brown.

Speaker 1 So?

Speaker 1 And that was impactful about meeting Foxy Brown. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 No, they didn't. That's not true.

Speaker 1 And 4321 was

Speaker 1 the start of the LL and cannabis beef. 4-3-2-1.

Speaker 1 Everybody.

Speaker 1 They had a lot of people's introduction to X. And it was the best rapper in DevChat.
Can't you get together? Together, rapping together.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm with you. See, that's what I mean.
Like, the hip-hop people.

Speaker 1 I don't be mad at Freeze because he speaks from a consumer perspective. So I'm never mad at him.
I'm not a purist in a lot of that shit. The hip-hop people have 4-3-2.
I shot your remix.

Speaker 1 My beef is with records that's not on here. Yeah.
I was going to say, well, I shot your house. Niggas that started something that's better than half the records he knows.
It's a song, though. Huh?

Speaker 1 It ain't a song.

Speaker 1 It is a song. Yeah, of course it is.
It's a song. It's a song.
I know it's an official song. It was on the album.

Speaker 1 DMX. Yeah, it's dark on the side.
It's dark in hell and hot.

Speaker 1 What number is Reservoir Dogs? It's not on here. Blackout.
Blasphemous. Blackout.
Blasphemous. And the other albums.
And here's my big one.

Speaker 1 Ice, you mute up because this one is going to be before your time.

Speaker 1 Whatever case we're making about Symphony and Scenario, I make it about this. Buddy, we all see it.
I was thinking, buddy.

Speaker 1 We all in the same game. It was a buddy.

Speaker 1 No cursing. Buddy, for sure.
Yo, anybody doing a posse cut list, and buddy is not on there, then you can't do a list. You can't do a list.

Speaker 1 You know the song, well? Yes, yes, I do.

Speaker 1 Meany, meeny, mini, mini.

Speaker 1 Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini.

Speaker 1 I want to say for close to 40 years now. When this came out, 80-something 89, maybe it was early hours.
Yeah, I was like a fresh one. That's what I'm saying.
Like, come on, B-Don. Stop.

Speaker 1 Don't I shot your remix, me. Like, don't try to.
I hate you niggas that's trying to be nerdy.

Speaker 1 Like, B-Dot, you do not believe that I shot your remix is higher than my buddy, if you ever heard buddy.

Speaker 1 And I think it's something that I'm probably still fashion. Fat shit.
Self-destruction, nigga. Yeah.
What are you talking about? Yo, there's no hole on here.

Speaker 1 Reservoir dogs.

Speaker 1 Oh, they ain't let them in the Rock Nation, brunch.

Speaker 1 They ain't let him in that Rock Nation for sure. She gets spooky.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Rezicar Dogs, like for real, I don't know.

Speaker 1 If you want to talk about hip-hop purists and shit, like Dwick, it's a lot of songs, my nigga, that could have made that list.

Speaker 1 I know the beat. I don't know that record like that.
Nice and smooth.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Gangstar.
How many? That's a posse cut. If Blink Blink is a posse cut, then that's a posse cut.
Is it more than four? Okay. I don't.
Nigga.

Speaker 1 I know that. Shut up, nigga.
Is it more?

Speaker 1 We're talking now. Hey.

Speaker 1 I don't know about fighting. We're talking now, nigga.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 This is three MCs. I don't quite call that a positive cut.
I think a positive cut is four and up. It's four and up.
That's the other. I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 1 The other criteria he has, it has to be four and up. That's why I suppose it's in four people on this.

Speaker 1 Double base, I we,

Speaker 1 brought for me, not for free. Maybe I do it for charity now my employer all my employees making Greg and I see very M-A-D

Speaker 1 Y'all making Greg nice mad. I ain't like that

Speaker 1 nigga spelled the

Speaker 1 most elementary shit in the world That shit's fine amazing And if you're really gonna let me be a nerd I'm putting headbanger in there Yeah, like it's joints I'm forgetting so just so you know

Speaker 1 you mentioned Reservoir Dogs and um he said it doesn't have the same because somebody mentioned that to him Where's Reservoir Dogs?

Speaker 1 He said the stream fought for it, but it doesn't have the same impact as others. Ain't no fun.
The stream voted it off. Why?

Speaker 1 He just wrote the stream voted off. Because the stream is 20.
Them 27 year olds. Wait, see, that's my point.
What do you mean, the stream chat? Hey, chat, why am I talking to these people?

Speaker 1 I guess he was doing a combination of his list and then a vote.

Speaker 1 Something like that.

Speaker 1 The stream and the chat. That's the problem in hip-hop.
You niggas is doing a la carte to your opinions for 19-year-olds. I'm asking y'all,

Speaker 1 the niggas that aged and lived and survived this shit. God damn it, B-Dot.
Ooh, another one that was meant. I see it here.
I was thinking, I was trying to count the people in there.

Speaker 1 Watch for the hook. Yeah.
See, I'm thinking down, I'm thinking outside of New York. Get up, get out.

Speaker 1 Get up, get out.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking outside of New York. It's a lot of shit that should be on here.
Top 10. You can't have a top 10 posse cuts.
without Reservoir Dogs. And if you can, you can't have it without buddy.

Speaker 1 Sorry, buddy. Or some shit from back in the day? Yeah.
Because then... Yo, where is B-Dot from? Who is he?

Speaker 1 He's from New York. I just Googled.

Speaker 1 I got to start.

Speaker 1 We need, the same way Trump is doing with the real ID shit.

Speaker 1 We got to see where some of you niggas, what part of New York, what era was that? I just,

Speaker 1 yo, I just Googled Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 I love B-Dot too. B-Dot, we're going to talk about this when you get up here, man.
That's it. That's all I got.

Speaker 1 That's all I got for the posse list. Also, I hate to

Speaker 1 continue to connect Drake and Kendrick, but why not?

Speaker 1 And you don't hate it. I do hate it because I like both of them separately.
They're married now, bro. This is Nas and Holly.
But again,

Speaker 1 when they keep doing shit in lieu of each other, it leaves me no choice.

Speaker 1 Great time to drop that video, Kendrick, while the boy is trying to creep back up the charts. Oh, for sure.
For sure.

Speaker 1 Great time while the boy is looking like he's trying to get control of his life again.

Speaker 1 Nigga looked up and said, Wait, wait, wait, he hit number three.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, too close.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 2 So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Step on the fun.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not stepping on the fun. I'm making, I'm actually making a point.

Speaker 2 The girl who directed the video, her name is Karina Evans. She's from Toronto.
She's directed a lot of Drake videos. I'm wondering if he purposefully used her to direct this video.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Just

Speaker 2 part of the conspiracy. She could tell what I'm hoping right now.

Speaker 1 What is that, that version? Absolute.

Speaker 1 Abso, passing my telephone, I think I left it in the booth.

Speaker 1 I need to give Top or somebody a call.

Speaker 1 Looks like the boy is gaining traction again.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. I ain't got to call nobody.
Huh? He ain't got nobody no. He did it on his own.
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
What's his man name? What's his man? Dave Free.

Speaker 1 David A. Absolute.

Speaker 1 Call David. Abso, pass my phone.
Hey, hey,

Speaker 1 I don't know where I left it. No, the one.
Yeah, just hit upload. Is Dave around?

Speaker 1 Hey, I seen Dave.

Speaker 1 Listen.

Speaker 1 Upload it. If any of you see Dave,

Speaker 1 stop. Stop.
Bring him to me.

Speaker 1 Don't do that. This guy is fucking trying to creep up the Johnson charts again.

Speaker 1 This guy is trying to get his life back together and taunt people and die. I don't understand.
So, what's the correlation right now?

Speaker 1 Dropped Luther. So you're saying by him dropping Luther, Luther, it's going to step on no paper.
They're fighting for that number one spot. If I'm believing Act said that the label finally is about

Speaker 1 to hit the impact button, not yet.

Speaker 1 He said they're starting to.

Speaker 1 Which means that Drake has been getting organic love, which means that when they hit that button,

Speaker 1 we got to do something. The inorganic love comes? Yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what an impact button is. That button L.A.
Reed said don't exist. I love you, L.A.

Speaker 1 And while I'm talking about Atlanta, if you got a chance, check out Jermaine Dupree over there on that real RB Money podcast with Tank and Jay Valentine. Oh, I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 He's dropping Jews over there. I like that podcast a lot.
Yeah, yeah. They're fire.
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 1 All right, what else we got? What else we got? I'm just running my mouth at this point. You said you had some lists.
You said you had something left on your list.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I just wanted to come in and talk shit to Kendrick about dropping a video on the Step On Your Boy.

Speaker 1 And I wanted to talk about Buddy. It would have been blasphemous for me.
You're right. Yeah, that's what I should be on there.
I don't think I have anything else that's super important.

Speaker 1 Don't want to do Kerry? Do who? Kerry. Kerry Holson.
I wasn't, man.

Speaker 1 You know what? You beat me to it.

Speaker 1 Oh, you ain't go to that tank show.

Speaker 1 That skin was glowing. I did.
I was talking to Ice. Oh, right.
She was there with the shoes. Oh, shut the fuck up.
I didn't even see you there.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 She had to.

Speaker 1 I told you. I told you.

Speaker 1 We didn't make it a whole episode. She had to.
She stopped.

Speaker 1 We didn't make it all episode. She had to.

Speaker 1 She had the merry poppin'. She had to.
I can fly twice.

Speaker 1 Take a look.

Speaker 1 Yo, she had to. Remember when Mel was wearing them fucking sneakers to every concert? She was trying to get

Speaker 1 her comfortable sneakers. My family.
It's a lot of walking.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of walking. I got you, Mel.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Orthopedic shit. Where was it walking? It helps my back.
Y'all had a car service. Got out the car.
First class. Walk into court seasons.
Where was she walking? Where were you walking?

Speaker 1 I walked to a seat. Well, it was like,

Speaker 1 where were we? We were in an arena or some shit like like that, right?

Speaker 1 It was a casino.

Speaker 1 Casinos are big and there's a lot of walking. I was trying, man.
I tried.

Speaker 1 I tried. No, for real.
Them aluminum foil shit you used to wear

Speaker 1 with the bean bag. We ain't seen a bean bag in three years.
Oh, no, it's over for that. No, the bean bag was dope.

Speaker 1 Why are you letting me?

Speaker 2 What the fuck was the bean bag?

Speaker 1 What do you think? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yellow one piece. The potato sack.
You are phony. Yellow beige one piece like that color.
You are.

Speaker 1 you can't wear with them black things though with what black things

Speaker 2 I'm wearing them with with whatever you threw them black shoes away

Speaker 1 Which ones the

Speaker 1 ones?

Speaker 2 Oh, oh the orthopedic sneakers Mel ain't even post I still have them.

Speaker 1 She ain't even posted that Kara Olsen picture

Speaker 1 She had to do it from the knees up so you hurt that little line and crop it up a little She cut carry feet. Why you do that? Carry feet.

Speaker 1 Mel had some boys.

Speaker 1 Mel came out like that.

Speaker 1 She had the lollipops.

Speaker 1 Don't ever wear those games. They're not bad shoes, yo.
You're just small with big feet. So it make them the shoes look flying hard.

Speaker 1 Mel small with big feet. I didn't see.

Speaker 1 She wears size 11. Leave her alone.
I do not wear size 11. Stop.
What's on you?

Speaker 1 Seven and a half. What size you wear? No.

Speaker 1 She wear 10 and 10. You wear what? No, you don't dress nobody feet.
Nine. You do not wear nine.
A nine and men, nigga. Wait, no, I do not.
Did you just lie on your shoe size?

Speaker 2 I didn't. I wear a nine.

Speaker 1 Take it off, let's say. It's a nine and what? Women's.
And women's. But a nine at five foot two, my niggas.

Speaker 2 I'm five's four, and these are actually.

Speaker 1 Wait, let me see. I never even looked at this because I don't look at you like that.
That's case. Damn.
These are so good. She got the

Speaker 1 big. Well, she got the cling-on sneakers.
What's the shirt that I got? What's the nigga with the head to cling on?

Speaker 1 The cling on.

Speaker 1 Yo, she got, she ain't get the photo zipping.

Speaker 1 Yo, Joe.

Speaker 1 Toes in pic.

Speaker 1 The toes epic as funny. The foot's epic.
The toes epic as funny. Toes epic.
Yo.

Speaker 2 Listen, my foot looks a lot smaller than what it really actually is.

Speaker 1 Is it my feet or not wide? No wide sneakers. Look, and sneakers.
No,

Speaker 1 we don't. Leave it alone.
Yeah, get them. Yeah, get them, niggas.
Look. They're done today.
Get them. Those are wide.
They are not. That's not wide.
Girl, look how they come out. They're not wide.

Speaker 1 Girl, last time you did this, it spun a nigga. It don't work no more.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey, hey, the niggas you parting with, we don't give up.

Speaker 1 Come on, put your socks and shoes on.

Speaker 1 We don't care.

Speaker 1 Hey, last time you did that little trick, it may have worked, but you can put them on now. You're looking down.

Speaker 1 We don't care.

Speaker 1 Ring around the rosie by himself.

Speaker 1 Lying up here. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I hate people.

Speaker 1 I hate

Speaker 1 Chill out, shit, come and come.

Speaker 1 Yo, chill out, chill out. Chill out, chill out.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm telling Amani and Mark, before y'all step on air,

Speaker 1 we have been shooting at each other all day. All day.

Speaker 1 It's all bullshit. We've been shooting at each other.
We have.

Speaker 1 Seriously. But, and not being sensitive about it.

Speaker 1 We have been taking the jokes.

Speaker 1 It's all bullshit. So far.

Speaker 1 Man.

Speaker 1 Funny, it'd be some truth in the joke. Of course, always.

Speaker 1 Niggas have been on bullshit. I'm sure niggas been on bullshit.
I'm mad what you did. You lucky I don't want to tell the people what you do.

Speaker 1 You stop this shit mid. I got that.
You stopped this shit mid-production. That was crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm not going. Let me see what your man did, y'all.
Cameroon.

Speaker 1 Yo, Paul, stop this real quick.

Speaker 1 In a fire.

Speaker 1 That lunch y'all want to do, go do it right now. I got to go to the bank.

Speaker 1 He said, well, he went to the bank mid-production, nigga.

Speaker 1 It came with a big ass. I ain't going to talk about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's bugged out. No, this nigga's crazy.

Speaker 2 Y'all left mid-production last fucking week to to go fucking do bench pressing. Demel.

Speaker 1 That's the Mel, but we did that for content, for BTS. Yeah, that was content.
And the people don't like when you curse. Okay, well.

Speaker 1 Whatever. Have you seen it? I don't.
Your publicists, people that ain't seen it.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on. That's a second shot.

Speaker 1 That was a second one. Stop.
How many shots you threw?

Speaker 1 That nigga. That nigga got a bunch of shit.
No, she's not.

Speaker 1 Are you ready to come clean on that one or no? No. All right, then move on.
All right, come on. All right, moving on.

Speaker 1 How do you know about business like that? How do you know about the publicists? Because I heard that conversation before.

Speaker 2 I don't have a publicist.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you found that out, though.

Speaker 2 I do not have a publicist.

Speaker 1 You know how long.

Speaker 1 That's the thing, is I don't have a public power.

Speaker 1 So he's lying.

Speaker 2 Yes, he is. I don't have one.

Speaker 1 No, I knew that when you got one.

Speaker 1 I don't have one. I don't have one.
Mel, have you talked with anybody a publicist? No. It has to be.

Speaker 1 Not you.

Speaker 1 He ain't going to stand on that mail like that.

Speaker 1 Joe knows that. I don't know

Speaker 2 if somebody's lying on me, but I do not have a publicist, and I have not been recruiting a publicist because I can't afford a publicist right now.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 did you write the press release? Yes.

Speaker 2 And it wasn't the press release, it was a statement.

Speaker 1 Do you work with any publicists? Did you not be able to do it? Did you

Speaker 1 know who sent the statement to Tasha K only?

Speaker 1 Because I've been scouring the net again and I have not seen it anywhere. Okay.

Speaker 1 Not even on your page.

Speaker 2 I didn't put it on my page.

Speaker 1 I'm done with that.

Speaker 1 Flip your hair on Mandy and me.

Speaker 1 Don't try to press, man. You gotta do it like flip your hair on us.
Double.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 What they sleeping on, Joe? What are they sleeping on?

Speaker 1 You still do that line? We do have sleepers.

Speaker 1 Flip, do you want us to go to sleepers right now or should we ISO on you?

Speaker 1 What I need to be ISO'd on about?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 What happened? Oh, man.

Speaker 1 You gotta let Flip ISO it, yo. He's pussy, though.
No, I know what he's gonna say, but you gotta let him. Oh, you gotta at least give him a shot.
Yeah. What do you ever fuck with?

Speaker 2 Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 I just told you.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Yellow.

Speaker 1 You saw that name?

Speaker 1 Brooks further down the street.

Speaker 1 What do you want me to say about that? All right, we can take a pod vote right now. We can end the pod, go right to sleepers, do an outro, Amani and Marcus here, and we can start the Patreon.

Speaker 1 And we can save this with Patreon.

Speaker 1 So you're referring to another one bites the dust based off of what? A podcast that you feel it...

Speaker 1 Don't look at me.

Speaker 1 That's why he does that.

Speaker 1 You don't smell good. I'm not like them niggas, meaning that I'm not like them.
They'll kick my back in. I mean,

Speaker 2 you're not necessarily celebrating that they failed. You're just

Speaker 1 I don't know if he failed. I just did, you know, Math Hoffa podcast right now, my expert opinion is on a break on a hiatus because due to the barbershop issues, and hopefully it come back.

Speaker 1 I don't want to just say that it failed because I do think that he's planning on bringing it back. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 What's the barbershop issue? Something happened with the barbershop. I just watched it yesterday.
Something happened.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 It's distracting me.

Speaker 1 Something happened with the barbershop where I guess he said something about the light bill was $7,000. He's suble.

Speaker 1 Took me for

Speaker 1 That's my man. He'll stop, bro.
Joe.

Speaker 1 That's our friend, bro.

Speaker 1 You've been there five times, nigga. You trade-ass nigga.
You've been on it five times. I love that show.
Me too. So what are you talking about? Shows you love gotta go down sometimes.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I don't think it went down. I think that he's just trying to get in a new location.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Because you gave him till Friday. Oh, today it's Friday.
You gave him till Friday on Space. Yo, Friday.

Speaker 1 Did you see the video he made? I did. Where he went in the barbershop with the lights out and the flashlight and put the flashlight under his shit.
And it was the light.

Speaker 1 And he was telling this story like the boogeyman. Yeah, I saw that.
He was telling us why he would no longer be doing it at that particular shop, but he is. Looking to do it at other shops.

Speaker 1 Yo, we're going to try to talk about MAF on Patreon. MAF is my man, so I don't have nothing to say.
Hopefully, he gets his shit together.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, my expert opinion comes back.

Speaker 1 I know culturally we love that show. A lot of iconic interviews happened on that show, myself included.
I've been there mad times.

Speaker 1 Y'all know that Math is somebody we support up here, so hopefully he gets it together. We do not need the podcast game to lose one of our black podcast grits.

Speaker 1 That to the side.

Speaker 1 Yo, he can't. No, no, listen.
Because no one flip is my man. He loyal to the soil, and I'm not.
Oh, for sure. I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm like that with you, too. I'm loyal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't plan on going getting down again.

Speaker 1 Because you'll step on backs. So check on this.
This is what I'm saying to y'all. This is not about math for his situation.

Speaker 1 In life.

Speaker 1 All right. Forget.
It was the humble speech. Humble yes.
No, seriously.

Speaker 1 In life, for me, I'm talking about me and indicators and things that I use as signs and ways to identify when I need to get the fuck away from people in the world. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 And one of those signs for me is when

Speaker 1 it's always a story.

Speaker 1 That's it. That was the punch.

Speaker 1 When you niggas see me at the bar for 10 years and every time I see you, it's a story about something going on in your life that involves a lot of words. I leave you and judge.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck if my cast is quiet right now. I don't care.
That's the type of pod we on.

Speaker 1 Some of you niggas use

Speaker 1 too many words for me. I got that from you.
I say that to a lot of people now. Honestly, yo, but wait, I'm not saying that those people are wrong in what they're saying.
But it's just too much.

Speaker 1 It's just too much. I don't care.

Speaker 1 So, math is that for me. When he lost SO and them niggas, I ain't say nothing.

Speaker 1 But he did. And it was a lot of words.
I wasn't that invested.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 my man, the Supreme Muslim nigga.

Speaker 1 Super Muslim. What's my man? You know, my nigga, Big Bigger.
Shout out to Bigger. It was about to try to fight Smith and Wesson.
I said, holy shit.

Speaker 1 I said, holy shit. Yo, Math Show is goaded.
He about to fight Smith and Wesson.

Speaker 1 I almost had to fight one of them niggas in Cincinnati. I told y'all.
Nah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's my man. No, shout out to him now.

Speaker 1 I didn't say nothing either, but he did, and it was a lot of work.

Speaker 1 And then Champ left.

Speaker 1 Y'all lips cool?

Speaker 1 I don't know nothing about this show. And then Champ left.
Don't put that camera on me. He got fucked you up.
And it was a lot of words.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 let's get to the mecca came

Speaker 1 i could drag this fly i could do a whole body

Speaker 1 because y'all make it sound like y'all on the edge of your seat look you about to fall again gravity again

Speaker 1 math is our man we support him but that old lease yo i subleased the lease and they talking about a come running a commercial business podcasters black podcasters I just fought over that term too.

Speaker 1 Let's get familiar with a commercial business and what it means in the eyes of the law. Yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 You're seeing podcasters battle with the space they record, i.e., Adam, there's math, there's me, there's niggas. It ain't cheap, it ain't free.

Speaker 1 Some of you niggas, I'm not talking about math anymore, have skedaddled on the expenses. See how we pocket watch up here? We do that because shit is paid.

Speaker 1 I'm saying something, I forget it.

Speaker 1 All right, that's all you got sleepers. Come on, all right, never mind.
Never mind. I got to sleep.
That's your bag. I got to sleep in that shit.
That's how you segue out of shit. Yo, the expenses.

Speaker 1 Come on, stop it, bro. I'm out.
I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 1 We know the expenses is high, but what you make is higher, nigga. Just shit.
These niggas not in a position like you. Say something else.
I'll blast your head off that fucking seat.

Speaker 1 We know the expenses is high, and what you make is higher. These niggas are not like you.
Repeat it again.

Speaker 1 You make more.

Speaker 1 It's a trick in there or something. It's no trick.
You invest in the product, so you you invest in the product, but you also, with that investment, comes

Speaker 1 rewards.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I pay Woody.

Speaker 1 You talk about the push talk, nigga?

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 1 Pay the board. Pay the guys.
I pay them niggas. Okay, I'm just making sure.

Speaker 1 So I'm listening to my spaces.

Speaker 1 Yo, no, honestly, I'm joking around with Flip, but paying people don't feel good all the time. No, if you, no, paying people don't feel good.
Seriously, in the music business. No, No, paying.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to talk about you. Now, let me just say this.

Speaker 1 No, it's you're not in the music business. But I'm very serious when I say people look to get over on

Speaker 1 the payments.

Speaker 1 You got to pay people. You got to pay your staff.
You got to pay your whomever.

Speaker 1 And I honestly, even though that shit is. Some people think good business is figuring out who would be okay to not pay.
Donald Trump. But what I'm saying is.
I think everybody deserves to get paid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro. I think it's value to me.

Speaker 1 And I feel good when I make my payroll. same i feel good when i make my payroll it's times that i've made payroll on a friday and i be

Speaker 1 up

Speaker 1 like just waiting for that next yeah you know what i'm saying or i gotta go to my girl but you gotta go to somebody and get me some front money until this money come in but that's just that happened to me recently

Speaker 1 i think part of

Speaker 1 But you know what I'm saying? I slap fire right now in the comments, man.

Speaker 1 I want no problems. But I'm just saying, like, yo, that's just, I welcome all of that.
And running a business, it makes me feel good, bro. Like, the good and the bad, it's like the joy and pain.

Speaker 1 You don't know the joy till you feel the pain. Like, yo, dog, I welcome all of that shit.
I agree. All of that entrepreneurial shit.
I welcome it. I agree.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm sitting here talking shit because it's my job.

Speaker 1 But the truth of the matter is podcasting is just another name for financial education for a lot of black podcasters who were able to take advantage of this window that opened up.

Speaker 1 And you just learn it on the fly. Unfortunately, you learned on the fly.
You ain't necessarily have a mentor to show you or to teach you how to dip some of the bumps and the bruises.

Speaker 1 You're going to get them. They did, but I mean, everybody can't Daniel Sunday.

Speaker 1 Shut up, yo. That's not true.
Sleepers, bro. I got something.
Yeah, that ain't true.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I didn't feel like I had no mentor to show him. No, I know I'm talking shit.
I know, because you won't show them.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 look at his face.

Speaker 1 Did you show him? I don't know how to do this. You've been here for how many years? You don't know how to do this? No, you told me I've never been to BNH.

Speaker 1 They want to do construction, I'll walk them through it. I'm going home.

Speaker 1 You want to buy a house? I'll walk you through it. It's cool.

Speaker 1 Mav, call me, man. I know some niggas selling a generator.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Yo, come on. Come on.

Speaker 1 Hey, you podcast. Hi.

Speaker 1 The big shit too. She got like a thousand watts of wattage

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck nigga

Speaker 1 Stop, okay. Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done. I'm done.
We finally sleeping. I got mine right here.

Speaker 1 Oh, I had it, but I pulled up the queen shit. Sneaking.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
All right.

Speaker 1 Here's something I think you guys have been sleeping on lately.

Speaker 1 This is by a young woman named

Speaker 1 Coco Jones. Okay,

Speaker 1 and this little slap here is called

Speaker 1 taste.

Speaker 1 Got me where I'll never be.

Speaker 2 Where you can smile as a little legacy.

Speaker 2 Everybody thought you were what a tragedy.

Speaker 1 I can't get enough

Speaker 1 I love in my conscience.

Speaker 1 I don't want another touch without you there.

Speaker 1 If I'm being honest,

Speaker 1 I'm falling in love.

Speaker 1 At times, get turned in places.

Speaker 1 I'm chasing, I can't erase it.

Speaker 1 Taste baby boy, and I'll taste you.

Speaker 1 That's the way I feel when I'm sitting under.

Speaker 1 Don't hold back, don't run. Look me like that, I'm gone.
Real, real bad. Feeling every emotion, big guns.
Back to bag is too good, and I'm too attached. Won't bite you.

Speaker 1 The things that it could do.

Speaker 1 gets me in place.

Speaker 1 I'm chasing, I can't erase it.

Speaker 1 Taste me, boy, and I taste you.

Speaker 1 That's the way I feel when I'm slipping on time.

Speaker 1 I'm on the ride.

Speaker 1 You're toxic.

Speaker 1 Slipping, slipping.

Speaker 1 This is a paradise.

Speaker 1 Don't you know that you're taxing?

Speaker 1 I'm on a ride. You're toxic, I'm slipping down down.

Speaker 1 So poison,

Speaker 1 I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're trying to stay?

Speaker 1 I'm trying to put my little hips on you. I'm in it for a kiss,

Speaker 1 plastic for a sip,

Speaker 1 dripping down my leaves. I'm trying to put my little hips on you.
I'm all over the place from just a little hotel.

Speaker 1 say I'm slipping and die.

Speaker 1 I'm a danger to you. Don't you know about your toxic

Speaker 1 brand new music from Coco Jones? That record is called Taste.

Speaker 1 Available in your phone and on DSPs right this very second. Shout out to Coco Jones.

Speaker 1 Can't wait to hear the project.

Speaker 1 All right, all right, all alright.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 My guy Deontay Hitchcock put a brand new project out today. It's called Good Thing Takes Time.
And this record is born broke, die rich.

Speaker 1 Yeah, cool.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm kind of five, I been living like miss. Take steps to the left, nigga, get out my dick.
I don't really like your bitch, every time try to hug me and make up, you get on my feet.

Speaker 3 Really red watch, like I said, to my rich, nigga, I was born broke, but I'm finna die rich.

Speaker 1 I was born broke, but I'm finna that rich.

Speaker 3 I was going broke, but I'm finna die rich. I was going broke, but I'm finna that rich.
Nigga, I was born broke, but I'm finna that reach.

Speaker 3 I don't really like your bitch, every time try to hug me and make up, you get on my feet. I was born broke, but I'm finna that reach.
I was going broke, but I'm finna die rich.

Speaker 3 Bet, cool, it's cold where I got my hand on my fire. Tell a bitch I'm not standing, I ain't standing outside.
I don't give a damn about a nigga top five, got two watches on them, still ain't got time.

Speaker 3 Babe, where you at? You don't be on my top, my mind.

Speaker 1 Where I'm at, I don't be on my grind.

Speaker 3 Amazon.com, still in my prime, and it's still fucked 12, cause they killin' my kind. Young niggas down to crash out, and I'm switching that back.
Like grandma, house is switching that.

Speaker 3 Fucking with the RB shit, I be switching that tray. Young shootin' my shot, and I'm switching that.

Speaker 1 I ain't with a chip chat.

Speaker 3 One bitch step with y'all pit a pet. Try to melt the gang like something like that.
Song trash, I don't know why you submitted that. Yo, swag gone, but I really hope you get it back.

Speaker 3 If I was was frankin', bitch, I would've punched that nigga Leon in the face. He ain't empty out the safe.
When you down bad, shit sad, they forget about your face.

Speaker 3 When you up, can't get him out your face. Still another game, so I'm knowing how the gang go.
Fucking with your man, hoe, shot a really old nigga head like a Kango.

Speaker 3 Bitch, I'm on these old niggas head like a Kango. Niggas be talking like niggas on that, like niggas on this, and they ain't really on shit.
I'ma cop five, I was living like Mitch.

Speaker 3 Take a step to the left, nigga, get on my dick. I don't really like your bitch.
Every time try to hug me, your makeup, you get on my feet. Really red watch like a sleeve of my rich.

Speaker 3 Nigga, I was born broke, but I'm feeling that rich.

Speaker 3 I was born broke when I'm feeling that reach I was born broke when I'm feeling that reach I was born broke when I'm finna that reach I was born broke when I'm finna reach I don't really like your bitch every time she hurt me and make up you get on my feet I was born broke when I'm feeling that reach I was born broke when I'm finna that reach

Speaker 1 And that record again is Born Broke Direct, Deontay Hitchcock, excuse me, off of his new project, Good Thing Takes Time. In your phones and on DSPs right now.
Shout out to Deontay Hitchcock.

Speaker 1 I'm going to play something off this Sabbath No ID album. This is Axe 1.5.
Hey, we're going to go. Yo, yo, yo, we recording over here.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 might pull up to a party and Zillian Watson. I'll be the floor body, anybody's.
I am highly prepared for the kind of affairs that superstars got an embody, need the audience ears.

Speaker 1 I've been slept on and stepped over to less notice. Stepping up the back like the Matt said I'm Matt Gala.
This is high fast and high art. High talk, you shit notepad or voice memo when ice starts.

Speaker 1 I might have lost niggas when I stopped to demand mine. My record's so good if I lose about damn time.
But that'll never happen.

Speaker 1 Every verse is a classic, every word got a matter, so every matter to have a new bus get to play and save her. The blue line ambassador could have said green, but that train's too hazardous.

Speaker 1 I'm not phase, nobody's out rapping us. It's laughable.
I should get online and start adding folks. But the list is long, so I won't go down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 1 But know that I make niggas' favorite rappers sound like Aaron Joe's. And the beat is by the actual GOAT.
Y'all get so caught up on hype, y'all. Give me Grammys out of

Speaker 1 I belong here. Don't confuse me if you had it wrong.
Comparing me, it's like comparing Mike Dows and Calderon. This pick the gang, I'm never out alone.

Speaker 1 You sign the same deal, you could've gotten stupid. You click out on on a malcapone, push out the womb, about to fuck the street up.
Mike Tyson, the microphone, about to fuck the beat up.

Speaker 1 The only nigga that is stopping me is Jesus. My guy black, his afro like velcro.
My car black, the climate change, I'll go. I'm bronze headed to Akron, I'm going back home.

Speaker 1 That's where they hop out of traffic without a mask on. And get you for everything that you have on.
But I move off a little, not fear. Still, wish a nigga where he likes buzz like yeah.

Speaker 1 I done bubbled up and called a buzz like deal. Building it's where you would think it was, I care.
I'ma tell you how it really was, my dear. Cause I'm afraid that it ain't really nothing I fear.

Speaker 1 That is Acts 1.5

Speaker 1 by Saba No ID off their private collection album, which is really dope. And out now,

Speaker 1 I'm going to a young lady from England. I played another one of her songs before,

Speaker 1 KWN. The song is Do What I Say.

Speaker 1 Paint your nails and we're gonna come

Speaker 1 paint mine too

Speaker 1 because I feel like it's hard

Speaker 1 It's anxiety,

Speaker 1 stay my name.

Speaker 1 Spell it out. Safe space,

Speaker 1 I'm trending. If you start to shake, I can hold you down on this bed.
Bread

Speaker 1 hands bingo. She said she's single, but that pussy only tingle for me.

Speaker 1 Easy like so, I don't want it dark.

Speaker 1 Want you in the mirror so I can see it all.

Speaker 1 And make sure you remember when I've been on one.

Speaker 1 Better leave leave your one, cause I'm high in demand.

Speaker 1 Couple years old, Iron Scheduler.

Speaker 1 You see how I handle it, criminal.

Speaker 1 And I don't wanna do the unspeakable thing that you said.

Speaker 1 Said we don't chance.

Speaker 1 But before we start breaking,

Speaker 1 it should have profile my ass shoe, baby.

Speaker 1 Will you wrap me up? Start by yourself and leave it in dry.

Speaker 1 What'd you do against the water again?

Speaker 1 You said it's my

Speaker 1 show me, baby.

Speaker 1 Don't say a word, I got everything you need and you want.

Speaker 1 Let's get in position, girl. You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say.

Speaker 1 You call me what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say.

Speaker 1 You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say.

Speaker 1 You wanna do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say.

Speaker 1 That is KVN Do What I Say.

Speaker 1 That was dope.

Speaker 1 Big Mel.

Speaker 2 They are so fucking loud in there. All right, mine is called Cross My Heart by Artemis.

Speaker 2 Only you, baby.

Speaker 2 You and you, baby.

Speaker 2 Baby, so I'm not going to be a little bit back now.

Speaker 2 We've every night can't

Speaker 2 hurts like love.

Speaker 2 Let's leave that shit, nigga. Now you lost.

Speaker 2 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Too much history.

Speaker 2 Y'all don't even want to hear this sleeper no more.

Speaker 2 Yo, erase this sleeper from this shit, please.

Speaker 2 If he played one, oh my god.

Speaker 2 Only you call me truth, call me crazy. It's the truth.
I'm just faded, I'm just jaded. And I've got nothing to lose.
Except for you, baby.

Speaker 2 Except for you, baby.

Speaker 2 Nothing hurts like love.

Speaker 2 Nothing hurts like love.

Speaker 2 You shutting the drugs in the absolute.

Speaker 2 All these sleepless nights got me terrified.

Speaker 2 When you say you're leaving, you're in the eyes.

Speaker 2 Too much history. When we say goodbye, I hurt my heart and open

Speaker 2 eyes to do, baby.

Speaker 2 Only you, baby.

Speaker 2 That's hard right there. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 2 This shit is all the way fire right here.

Speaker 2 Let's go ahead, Sharon, whoever the fuck this is.

Speaker 1 That is Cross My Heart by Artemis.

Speaker 1 That was a bop. I think she said it was Dilson Spark back.
Nah, that shit was more than a bop right there.

Speaker 1 Erase is Sleeper from this shit. No, it's just Sleeper was.

Speaker 1 It was really good. All right.
I understand.

Speaker 1 Because she said so?

Speaker 1 My niggas was crazy. That was good, right? Man, I ain't go, oh, dude, them YNs and the Bronx.

Speaker 1 They doing it.

Speaker 1 Your mel is over there on the Concourse. At two, 2-3 in the Corner.

Speaker 1 Getting folded up. Mel, where you hear that song at?

Speaker 1 Some young nigga playlist when you were waiting in the living room for your friend to be done. To our moment with Chef G and them niggas.
How you been hanging out with them niggas?

Speaker 1 Who? You been hanging out with them niggas? Yeah. I was just over there.
We had Chef G. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Chef G of Chef G, your ass out of here. Chef you right up.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Has he been up here before?

Speaker 1 Nah, he just knows who he is. Go look him up when you have some time.
Show me.

Speaker 1 Look at her fishing. Anyway, Anyway, girl.

Speaker 1 Anywho. Great part, you guys.

Speaker 1 Make some noise for us.

Speaker 1 No. Make some noise for us, yo.
No.

Speaker 1 Violated me in the kitchen. And Mark was there.

Speaker 1 You talked down on me, nigga. I didn't talk down on you.
How I'm going to fry you up. I didn't talk down on you.
I didn't. I believe in you.

Speaker 1 The same way you believe in some of your niggas that ain't been profitable this year, but they're your people. Watch your fucking mouth.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Watch your fucking mouth. How the niggas be profitable.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? How would the niggas be profitable? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 I don't understand the question.

Speaker 1 I don't know what you mean by that. Seriously.
Like, how would the people themselves be profitable? I don't understand. Flip, tell them what you mean.

Speaker 1 Because you spoke to your niggas. I heard I was in Anon's when you told them that they wasn't profitable and you got to part ways because they ain't making no money this year.

Speaker 1 They actually lost your money. I didn't say I had to part ways.
I was just saying. And then when I said it to you, you got mad.

Speaker 1 No, you tried to tell me something to show in front of your man, Mark. But you can't tell me that.
You talk to the right one, and I fuck with Mark. You talk to the right one, nigga.

Speaker 1 You talking to the right one that knows about this shit. You can put all that wool over your eyes, everybody else's eyes, or try to, because I don't think nobody falls for you, Tricks, but me now.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 but let's do it. Thank God, let's do it.
But you do got me on other shit, you said.

Speaker 1 Yo, everybody here. What's up? Yes.

Speaker 1 I would do a shout o'clock with y'all, but we don't have to do that. Make some noise.

Speaker 1 I want to announce to y'all and the audience

Speaker 1 that Joe Button Network and Flip have reached an agreement. We got them locked in for year four and five.
Come on.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Let's go. We don't talk contracts.

Speaker 1 We don't talk contracts no more, Ben.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 Flip has reached an agreement for year four and five. We don't even do them deals no more.

Speaker 1 He got one.

Speaker 1 Locked him in. Right?

Speaker 1 I don't like that. What did you say? Salute.

Speaker 1 You don't want

Speaker 1 to talk.

Speaker 1 What? Make some noise. That's not dope.
All right, you guys.

Speaker 1 We got him then. We got him.

Speaker 1 Let's go. Let's go, man.

Speaker 1 All right, hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. This was a lot of fun, y'all.
It was. Yeah.
This was a real weekend D kind of vibe. Thank y'all.

Speaker 1 I appreciate y'all. Yeah, y'all broke my day up, man.
Thank you. Yeah, this was far away.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, feel it. Yeah.
Sorry, bro. Chairman.
Yo, rest in peace to fucking snuffle up against the chairman. You know what's the goddamn

Speaker 1 rest in peace to scrappy the fucking Jeremy, right, Jeremy?

Speaker 1 Cheers. Cheers, cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers. Cheers, cheers.
Cheers, we love you, man. Gone, but not forgotten.

Speaker 1 What's anybody doing this weekend? Is anybody, hold up. Is anybody doing anything that we need to know about in case we can make fun of it or exploit it for entertainment purposes? No.

Speaker 1 Me and the miss is just shaking our asses this weekend. That's it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we outside. All right, hit me up.

Speaker 1 For sure. I might be outside too.
Oh, you're going to be outside like

Speaker 1 sad? Yeah, sad eyes. No, no, no.
That's what you take. Man's out, cheer them up.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yep.
I got two or three rounds.

Speaker 1 I got two or three rounds for you. Hey, young, yo.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Only y'all nasty nigga brains going back.
Whoa, this is a bad thing.

Speaker 1 You trying to say we derive from monkeys?

Speaker 1 Say it, say it. Say it.

Speaker 1 Say it.

Speaker 1 What that nigga is. What's your number ish?

Speaker 1 I damn. He be doing that Virginia shit.
But don't stop. Don't do that.
Yeah, this nigga's an idiot, yo.

Speaker 1 He thinks he's cool. Yo, Ish is a cool guy, yo.
I love this, yo. I would quit if he quit.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't, but. Wherever he go, he's going to light that shit up.

Speaker 1 Your numbers gonna be hot, too. Don't let this nigga fool you.
Yeah, but he gonna be. 300,000 first episode.

Speaker 1 Why did I depart?

Speaker 1 He ain't gonna say nothing about Joe.

Speaker 1 The nigga gonna dwindle like Julian.

Speaker 1 They're gonna come right back down to earth, nigga. You're not famous without me.
Oh, man. What the fuck is you talking about, nigga?

Speaker 1 You can't see that yet, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, look.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. That nigga took a tumbles on me.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That nigga popped the tumbles. Toms, Tom, Tom.

Speaker 1 Yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until next time.
We bid you a new farewell audio Area damn Ghost Face.

Speaker 1 This nigga wasn't ever cool.

Speaker 1 No tax tree merchant, tucked in the clouds. Stay splurging like an eagle head, six inch height.
What the bro?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 what's up, y'all? What's up? This is Ghost Face, straight from Staten Island.

Speaker 1 I'd have left the studio if he started doing that shit.

Speaker 1 I ain't got a fucking plugging shit.

Speaker 1 Somebody wants up in the store.

Speaker 1 head out, yo. I'm gonna get everybody's order.

Speaker 1 That nigga's crazy. Mel, what you doing this weekend?

Speaker 2 Working.

Speaker 1 That's a new line, nigga. I ain't bothered, boy.

Speaker 1 What are you doing this weekend? Working. It's hard to not dog pal, right? What you doing this weekend? Family shit.
Family and working. Get into it.
Outside

Speaker 1 vibes and shit like that. Got it, got it, got it.
It shit. Follow it up.
You doing anything?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Shorty went away.

Speaker 1 With the baby?

Speaker 1 That's why he said that.

Speaker 1 That's why you told me.

Speaker 1 Okay, I get it.

Speaker 1 That's why you did it. That's why you danced.
I said,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 That's why you came on sad the episode. You're not really sad, nigga.

Speaker 1 Okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying we can do better.

Speaker 1 You listen to them. I'm at your crib this weekend, nigga.

Speaker 1 too. On some bitches, hey, all man and shit.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 So, you just gonna be in the crib, probably just chilling, because you know, she ain't home. So,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, yeah. When you come back, when she comes back, yeah, good on hookah.
When you come back,

Speaker 1 come on, I keep we don't gotta do all that. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 All right, we got the whole weekend.

Speaker 1 It's gonna be all stripping.

Speaker 1 All right, what you said you was doing this weekend with OG?

Speaker 1 What'd you say, OG? What'd you say? What you was doing?

Speaker 1 Y'all seen the latest video of him performing this?

Speaker 1 Ishawan? No, I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 He ain't got enough.

Speaker 1 Don't say that because him and I think Silk and Tyrese and Gen Yuan and Day 26. This is Jen Yuan.
He is at the Barclay. Cool, but Jen Yuan tried to jump.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's all that one.

Speaker 1 He shouldn't jump no more. In the white,

Speaker 1 he fell? Yeah, yeah. And the knees said no.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it keeps happening. Oh, wait, this is a new one.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Nigga, the toys ACR.

Speaker 1 Tom, you better stop playing.

Speaker 1 Respect Father Tom. Take it from me, Cat Daddy.
That shit ain't cute. It should still work if you just stand there and say, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Jump.

Speaker 1 If you tell me right now, I'll bring Splash Brothers back with you this weekend.

Speaker 1 You got to tell me now, though.

Speaker 1 Because I'm going to book my shit up.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be in the house sad this whole weekend. As it turns out,

Speaker 1 the love of my life is going to be in Dallas at the Nationals for fucking athletic-ass Sun Man football.

Speaker 1 I was supposed to come out there, but I couldn't do it. So good luck to Naeem.
I love you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be so fucking silly. Yeah, I know you're going to be sad, bro.
I know you're going to be sick.

Speaker 1 And it's Nationals? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's not me mud.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I'll probably just be in the house this weekend

Speaker 1 too much. Staying safe, out of crowds.
Of course, of course. Away from women that have the potential to lie, get slanderous, like defame.

Speaker 1 Going out ain't the same when your whiz ain't with you. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 If you want to stay in the house, it's no fun.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm hanging up. I mean, I'm into this.

Speaker 1 I'm ending this, baby. I love you if you're listening.

Speaker 1 Y'all are down. Everybody have a beautiful, safe, happy, and fun weekend.

Speaker 1 God willing, we'll be back same time, same place

Speaker 1 next week, and that's it.

Speaker 1 If I wanted you to do a press release for this part, would you do it? Fuck off.

Speaker 1 You've never,

Speaker 1 you've never heard of Joe Bunny JBP, JBP. Where would you be without JBP?

Speaker 1 We got him.

Speaker 1 We fucking got him. Oh my god.