Episode 808 | "Meet Me At The Police Station"

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All right. All right.
Yes, sir. Everything you guys say from this point on is being recorded.
Can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion. Oh, that's for fucking sure.
That's for sure. Actually, most of the audience is listening to use it against you in the court of public opinion.
Absolutely. So, just now that we're on the same page, we are.
Please commence to having the conversation you guys were just having. Okay, now from the beginning or from the middle?

I don't know.

I laughed because Mel stood on it.

Yeah, she was dead serious.

Mel don't give a fuck.

So we were talking about getting the B12 shots.

Well, no, IV drips.

Well, did it start with B12 shots?

Well, that's what I meant.

Same shit.

Yeah, IV drips.

We had to argue.

I said that I was going to Queens because I know a lady out there that she's going to comp me because of who I am. You said you can go to Jersey.
You can do it in Jersey. Michael Paul recommended someone and I think you'll get comped there as well.
Then I said, Ice made a joke and said, we like the comps. Oh no, ain't no joke.
Ice made a dead ass. He made a dead ass and then somehow Mel said, yeah, I like to hire students To do shit for free Wait wait wait Hold on one second Those student programs Don't work by the way Yes they do Mel So one of the best things That you can do You're a guinea pig? Hold on one second Carry on There's different schools You know what I'm saying So like if you wanted To go to like a massage always looking for bodies to practice on.
Sure. No.
What? You're not letting these niggas practice on you, are you? Yes, and I will tell them exactly what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong. Keep going.
Two hours. You try to save money by any means.
That was a guinea pig, man. Let her go.
Listen, I'm helping out, okay? Go get a massage, please. I do, but this is a very reciprocal thing to do.
You know what I'm saying? That sounds great. So it's your way of giving back? It is.
It is. Massage students are looking for bodies to practice on.
And then Mel Ford walks in the world and can't work. Hola, yes.
Mel, one day you have to stop being such a crackhead, though. How? I don't think it's a crackhead.
Listen, I will say this. I am a crackhead for massages.
I am. She's cheap.
Frugal. Those programs.
Sometimes. Listen, I try to do your bag.
I try to get it off with the free editor. Yo, I'm looking for an editor from Premiere Pro.
No, no, no. I'm not playing with that.
That shit don't work. I'm not playing with that.
Them niggas don't know how to do nothing. They don't know what they're doing.
Yeah, no, I'm not playing with that. They fuck up and put different logos.
They use the bullshit font. What's it called? Ariel or whatever.
They use bullshit. Those shits don't work.
You can't use them niggas from the school. No, no, no.
Not editing. Not stuff like that.
No. We know your editing.
We know them. Health shit.
That's your biggest beef. You want me to say your biggest beef? You an editor? Ooh.
I mean, listen, it's fucking hard to find good work. Like, listen, there is an epidemic of over-promising and under-fucking-delivering.
No, they charge too much and you don't like the results. That's what it is.
And you try to find a way to circumvent it. And then you go up to Seton Hall and try to get it done.
Or Rutgers. I'm looking for an editor.
Any of these colleges with these programs. No, no, no, not with editing.
You can't skimp there. You can't skimp there.
You can't skimp there. You cannot, I agree.
But you can skimp with the massage, though. I mean.
You can have the rookie touching you. You guys say that, like, it's a bad thing.
It is. No, it's not.
I promise you. One day, one day you're going to have to stop being a rookie.
You get too much money. Yeah.
You're not in the struggle no more. I used to do that in LA.
I used to do it. Okay, sometimes.
How about that? Let's not even pocket watch it. You're famous.
I know, but here's the kicker is not everybody knows who the fuck I am and I don't walk through the door assuming that people are going to know exactly who I am.

She did it a lot in LA. She had a studio in LA.
I got so many. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry. You don't want to get your theories off? No.
Too early for the theories? I got so many theories about Mel. Okay, well, parcel them out as the hours go by.
Start with one theory. like Mel just

she looks to insert her

her being just in certain situations. Like free massages at Seton Hall.
We just made shit up right now. That shit sound crazy.
I think she'd just be home like, you know what would be fun? She'd be on Craigslist going crazy.

She'd just be home watering her fucking library vines.

Just thinking.

Do you get like emails or something?

Like, here's some free shit to go do?

No, you know what?

L.A. is just like a really different place.

You live in New York.

I know, but I lived in L.A. for like nine years the last time and then before that, so it's just like, things like TaskRabbit or things like OfferUp.
That is huge in LA. Right.
And it just, it's very like common for people to like meet up and not have any fear that you're meeting up with like a serial killer. Here, it's way different.
No, TaskRabbit and Off offer up as regular shit here. TaskRabbit,

not so much.

Craigslist.

Listen,

I had a girlfriend

who was trying to sell something

and she literally was just like,

okay,

meet me at the police station.

Oh yeah,

that's where I bought

my PlayStation

and my Xbox from.

I was like,

the police station.

I know what time it is.

In my Mercedes.

I know exactly

what time it is.

Yo,

we going right over there inside too, under this camera. That is so...
Hell, man. Wait.
Nigga, you bought your PlayStation and what? And my Xbox. From the police station? When the shit was all sold out, you couldn't get them in the stores, so you had to pay a little markup on it.
Yeah. I'm not meeting up over here in no parking lot.
My nigga, we gonna go over here where

I got the cash,

you got this.

You listen to way

too much drill for

me to accept it.

I live in a world.

Nigga, why you

ain't grab the strap?

What is wrong with you?

Who put me to go

over there with the

strap so I could

possibly get myself

locked up?

That's how we did it.

A lot of niggas is

locked up for doing

it that way.

Or grab your nigga that got the strap and go get your Xbox, man. Oh, there's a little box cutter to get the job done.
Or I'm going to show up over here. Me and the little dude.
Oh, I don't like that. Don't meet at the police station to buy the Xbox from me, my nigga.
Union Police Department. Right there.
Don't do that. That's offensive.
And they got a sign. I'm not selling it to you.
You could have done a Starbucks or a McDonald's. There's cameras there.
Yeah, that's nasty, Freeze. A library, maybe.
I got to hold you accountable. Okay, hey, listen.
That's nasty. Let's walk out.
The police station is extra pussy. They got a sign for Xbox, I'm saying.
He's paying a stack for the Xbox. Yeah, nigga, no.
Yeah, act like niggas don't book niggas in the parking lot. Stop.
Of course they do. If you're dumb enough for the parking lot to be the meetup space to get, you should get booked.
Parks just said, meet me at Starbucks, fam. You can still get robbed at Starbucks.
Get robbed at Starbucks. Nigga, rob me at Starbucks.
Or not. Rob me at Starbucks.
Maybe that's not rob me. Stop it.
When is the last time? I can tell niggas that don't go to Starbucks. And I think y'all do go to Starbucks.
I don't When last time you seen Niggas get robbed at Starbucks Starbucks ain't really Niggas did get their low I seen niggas get Hey there's a reason There's a reason for that I seen niggas get Racially profiled at Starbucks Niggas Starbucks did For sure Oh fuck Black men peeing on themselves I'm gonna keep it real I'm listening to you guys And the last time I I used Craigslist was for salacious activities. Wait, nobody said nothing about Craigslist? Somebody said Craigslist earlier in here.
Someone said Craigslist. We did.
We did. It was in the conversation.
Y'all humble as hell. Craigslist was lit for the box, nigga.
You are a filthy animal. With that page shut down? That shit's like DC.
No, that shit is like... I'm not blaming you.
Don't tap me, nigga. I don't know nothing you're talking about.
We need a doc about the Craigslist killer. I knew some people that were fucking some people off Craigslist.
Thank you, Pops. But like, you shouldn't.
That shit was lit. It'd be right down the block, too.
Hey, yo, Tina, where you at? Nah, y'all fat, man. bodies on Craigs, boy.
Look how sick we did all the time. Why didn't you just get yours off MySpace like anybody else, man? Nah, because listen, Craigslist, MySpace, you had to do some top eight shit, all that No, you didn't.
Craigslist is straight to the point, nigga. That was MySpace.
Yeah. Well, MySpace was, but I had Stack on my...
I had to ask them to put me on their top eight to get, like... It was just too much.
Huh? What? Too much. I had to ask.
Okay, a lot is funny today. Yeah, a lot is funny.
At the time, rest in peace, Stack Bundles was popping. So if Stack had you on his top eight...
But you could just get pussy, like... I could pussy, but...
Or you could have just been cool. I was cool, nigga.

Charming nigga. You clearly wasn't cool

enough to be a nigga's top eight.

Yo, put me on your top eight, dog. I'm talking some pussy.

My MySpace page...

It ain't nobody's top eight.

You was asking. Top eight pussy is crazy.

My MySpace page

had the sidekick opening up. My shit was lit,

nigga. Fuck you talking about.
I was Queensflip.

But before that... Were you? Yes.
I had to ask for me. You might could have made like the top 90.
Oh, yeah, when niggas started going crazy with it. When they started going crazy, you was on the bottom road somewhere.
Never. Good top 48.
I went to Craigslist, nigga. I was at Craigslist.
Is Craigslist still around? Yes. It is? It's not really lit like that.
I think we use Facebook because of integrated shit. Yeah, Facebook Marketplace

where they go.

Craig's List Killer

dead edition.

Wait, people was getting

killed off Craig's List?

Yes.

I'm sure they were.

See, he should have met

about the police department.

No.

Can't get pussy

at the police department, can't he?

Well.

Craig's List Killer was lit.

Craig, you buying your Xbox

at the police station?

I don't know.

Hey, listen.

I'm not over that.

I'm not okay with that.

I'm not okay with that.

That's cool. I'm fine with it.
Some, some yeah I feel like something has to happen today nothing even though that was mad long ago what do you mean something has to happen today you want to go buy something yeah yeah something got to happen today he got to go merc something you want to freeze to get robbed nah he got to go nah I got to go slide yeah he got to go slide if you get I'm not being funny, but I can't, if I, to picture you getting robbed is, man. It's funny.
I see you just, hey man. Hold on, let me get my wallet.
Yo, yo. Hey, you forgot something.
Hey, you forgot something, bro. My keys.
Yes. That's exactly how it's with.
Freeze, you can't do it. You out your gut.
You gotta go down with a fight, Freeze.

You have to.

Rest in peace to the niggas that went down with the fight.

All right, Mel. That's a fact.

Maybe he has 23 years up to kick back.

You crazy as hell.

Maybe the TVs are getting put up to kick back, Mel.

Oh, no.

Oh, my Lord.

Holy shit.

How do you act when you get robbed, Flip?

Cool. I'm my Lord.
Holy shit. How you act when you get robbed, Flip? Cool.

I'm Queen Flip.

I'm going out with a bang.

Yeah, it's going to be a bang, all right?

Yeah.

I mean, I never got robbed.

There was an attempt robbery in Brooklyn one time.

Sure.

And, you know, that went out a little different because of the current situation that I was in.

But I started making noise. I told you, man, so niggas could look outside the window but then I forgot I was in Brooklyn no no no he's coming gone I'm still saying with you I was not going to say that because I had something but at the same time I was just I was outnumbered tremendously tremendously and I got my chain grabbed in Brooklyn it fell on the floor time, I was outnumbered tremendously.
Tremendously. That's not fair.

And I got my chain grabbed in Brooklyn.

It fell on the floor.

And then I was able to pull a move and make noise.

Yo, yo, yo!

How much does the chain worth?

Doesn't matter.

It does.

They wasn't looking outside.

And where is it now?

The chain's in my house.

Oh, so it's an expensive chain.

I picked it up.

It could just be the same, whatever.

I swear to God.

It's the Flipstack Bundles chain. I got it.
You got it. You done lying? Yes.
You think my chain is going? Shout out to Mother Gassy. Shout out to the biggers over there.
But I got it. Okay.
It's in the house. Who is going to jail right now? Don you, J.
He's a tolder. Yo, you know what I learned this month? Would niggas just be on these pods? Say lying.
Lying. Whatever lies, too.
It's just like, yo, come on. Yo, come on.
We're not even thinking about the lies, no more. Come out of that.
Yo, J.R. Look at this thing.
J.R., where's my change? Where's your what that? My change. He's like, what? What change? It's in the drawer.
You got a chain? Oh, excuse me? Where is it? It's in the drawer. Thank you, JR.
It's in the drawer. Yeah, I didn't get it.
Tucked away, right? It's tied up to the dog chain. I didn't want to wear that chain on six.
Of course I tucked it away, nigga. That's what we're saying.
Yeah, yeah. That shit broke and all that.
That shit was crazy. Them Brooklyn niggas don't play when they...
Why was I in Brooklyn three in the morning late at night? I went to go see a thing. Three in the morning.
They came out there. They came out there.
I never forget. They came out there from any van.
Huh? That's when you was like 15. Oh, shit.
Tell me how many you was like 14. Long, long, long.
Yeah, I remember. And he put that chain back on since either.
chain it's too small now for 25 years I wonder if they'll see somebody go have a conversation with them 3 in the morning about something politics politics as usual some whoa I'm sorry oh shit Look at you.

I'm done with the story.

I'm done with the story.

That's crazy, man.

That's how you get in trouble with their families. You got to be careful in these neighborhoods late at night.

Sometimes you just feel free-spirited and think you can go anywhere,

and niggas in Brooklyn will remind you. It ain't just Brooklyn, nigga.
I mean, of course. I mean, that's when my incident happened.
Just three in the morning, Mother Gass is just walking around. Niggas came out the minivan.
What do you know where you at? We got one. You was skinny then? I stopped going to Brooklyn when I was 23.
Brooklyn don't play. I mean, it's good now, but Brooklyn don't play.
Depending on where you're at. We're not going to act like Brooklyn play.
They don't play over there. They don't play.
I'm cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why was 23 your last time? What were you doing? What street were you on? They learned. They learned them.
You were in Crown Heights? Nothing bad happened to me in Brooklyn. Because you got up out of there fast enough.
I've been in Brooklyn a few times where it just was, it almost got crazy. Yeah.
Like whatever that bowling alley is over there. 360? I don't know.
The gas station across the street. No, you're talking about the skating rink, Joe, not the bowling alley.
Whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, I know you're talking about the niggas got crazy.
Boy. You had to walk to the gas station.
Yeah, it was a skating. Yeah, the skating rink with the gas station.
Boy. I said, okay.
Me too. It was me and Joe.
You got a part. I was like, why would somebody voluntarily come over here? Like, I was looking out a warehouse window.
Niggas getting killed over there. Mad niggas getting robbed.
I'm like, why am I here? Niggas on some jersey shit trying to be cute too. You don't know where you're going.
You're famous yet? No, no, no. So here's the thing and I learned this, right? Irish goodbyes are the best way to escape robberies.
That's not wrong. You have to just leave.
Randomly, nigga. Or just anything bad happening in nefarious places.
Don't wait. Niggas like to wait till...
No, you leave like 40 minutes before it closes. For sure.
You leave when there's some distress. You should never go anywhere.
That's like lesson one. You never close the club down.
Never. Or the spot.
But there is a time to leave because

some niggas started to catch on and they'd be outside waiting.

They'd be outside waiting.

They'd be by the fancy cars. You can feel

the energy come. That's when it's time to leave.

Nigga, I leave places

like the cloak.

Whoosh. Yeah.

Batman.

I saw how you left Starless that day.

Quick smoke bomb.

I'm out of here, nigga. I'm through the side, the back door somewhere.
You have to. In my fucking truck or waiting outside for my truck.
Perfect escape. Now it's like, God damn it.
I'm just staying outside for 20 minutes because so I want to drive slow. You got to be, dog.
That's cool. That's cool.
He ain't going to be happy until I get robbed somewhere. That's when he's going to be happy.
And he's going to drive home, too. He's going to leave.
He's going to leave. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. What's up, man? Y'all? We good, man.
We'm happy Me too Same I'm so washed I don't know I be forgetting It's a Friday God damn it It's just like a day Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh, man That's some bullshit, man It's kind of a good thing,. Why? The days just blending into one another? Yeah, in a way.
It means your life is not very stressful. Oh, okay.
I guess so. Pogs, that's a good way of saying niggas is washed up.
Yeah, that's how I feel. Wash ain't bad, though.
Wash ain't bad. Wash is not bad, but it is when you don't want to be washed.
You have to accept being washed. Oh, I like being washed.

You got to accept the cleaners. You can just not be washed if you...

Go back outside.

Yeah, a regulated nervous system is a good thing.

Yeah, I took it from 50-year-old y'all.

He's talking about young, 30-something-year-olds that like to still go outside.

You know, there is your chronological age and then there's your biological age.

And I wonder what yours is.

Ain't nobody in this room, young dog. Oh, shit.
I'm going to blow it up. You know what she is your chronological age and then there's your biological age.
And I wonder what yours is. Ain't nobody in this room, Young, dog.
Oh, shit. Yo, I'm going to blow it up.
You know what she trying to do? Yo, stop it. Right now.
Okay? Wait till fucking hour two, okay? You know what she trying to do just now? Wait till fucking hour two. She tried to sell me Ozef.
Oh, shit. Wait.
Yo. Yo.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yo.
Hey, Mel. You all right, Mel? She sat there trying to sell me on Zimphic and said, I should put y'all on.
Wait a second. Hold on.
It's a scary scheme. She's crazy.
I wonder what your real age is. Melissa, holy shit.

They got her.

She said,

put on,

she's big pharma.

She's pushing the Zempi now.

She said,

put them on,

put ice on,

ice was over there,

put ice to it.

Oh my God,

Bin Laden.

Is he telling the truth?

I mean,

a version of it.

That means yes.

Yes,

yes.

For sure,

yes.

Never met nobody.

How did that even come up?

He started saying something about losing weight.

I said, you should try Ozempic.

I said, it would probably really help you.

She did.

I was like, it has been really stigmatized, but the benefits would be incredible for you.

Drops your cravings.

You would lose weight.

Big head.

Your ass dropped.

Your A1C would go down. Your ass going to drop a little bit.
You've been looking at Flip's ass To know where it's been You're gonna lose some thighs Your lower half ain't gonna hit Like it used to Wait, hello? You talking about Flip Or you talking about somebody else? I'm just talking about some of the symptoms. Just in general? Some of the old zimpy symptoms.
A little side effects. Okay.
Yeah. Well, you know what happens.
Like that happens too. So you know what you do.
So if you don't care about your ass sitting where it's supposed to be. So you know what you do is you're supposed to work out.
Talk about it. And lift weights while you're doing it.
You can't just take the zimpy and chill in the crib. Yeah.
You're going to look like Flop. Well, I mean.
She tried to, she want me to put your niggas on, so let's have a meeting. Oh, shit.
This is definitely a period of time. Support Mel.
Not really. I think Mel got him a $500 a pop.
I think Mel is a scammer, yo. 100%.
Mel is a scammer. I wasn't, listen.
What happened to those Disney on Ice booths you were selling? Did you pay anything for that? No, no, no, no. Thank you.
He didn't pay a thing, but talk to me. Don't talk to Ice.
What happened to that? She let them niggas on 40 seconds with the tickets on top. I did nothing of the sort.
I sent Ice his VIP tickets. He walked in.
Mel, stop. He didn't pay a dime.
No, I know you were scamming. Why do you keep talking about ICE? Because he was fucking there.
Nigga, you was there. I know I was there.
Week after week after week trying to get people to go selling some shit. Yeah, man, what was the what were you doing? What was the intricacy of that deal? Because I, you had a little what did you do, girl? I have a friend that has a box for the season, and that's it.

He's just like, you can invite whoever you want.

Look at the schedule.

Blah, blah, blah.

If the box is open, it's yours.

What did you promise him in return?

I didn't promise a motherfucking thing.

Not like, it could be a shout out.

It could be, whoa.

That's a little.

Oh, whoa.

That was extremely defensive.

That was a little.

Mighty defensive.

People were talking about that Heat's game.

That Heat's game you had niggas in. Niggas were talking about that shit Niggas wanted to go I got friends in high places I got friends in high places You invite Freeza So that made you call Freeza Yeah, Freeza Freeza Who else was at Disney on ice? It was a full box It was a full box Yo, you and Ice Shut the fuck up for it You called Freeza Go ahead So you got a friend that got you to boof connect.
Ah, ah, ah. Whenever it's available, it's yours, girl.
No questions asked. Do what you want.
And you said, bet. Call Freeze.
Let me call up Freeze. Yeah.
Yo, who the fuck do you think you talking to? It's a kid show, and Freeze has four kids. Smart.
And I asked, I told Ice. I don't think Mel.
All right. That's true.
Yes. You it.
You can't argue with you like that. And I would tell you, but you don't fucking go nowhere, and you wouldn't have accepted the invitation.
No, no, he accepts the invitation, but he doesn't go. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, I'm not going to accept it.
Accept it and go is two different things. He wouldn't have accepted it.
I'm not accepting, and I'm not going. Yeah, all the things.
I'm not going nowhere that Mel invites me. I don't trust Mel to vet.
Okay, that's cool. I don't trust her to vet the way shit need to be vetted.
Wait, wait. Not in a professional setting, no joke.
In any setting. Did you feel any sense of harm or discomfort, ice? No.
If I went to that, at some point, my brain would say, yo, why not fuck up this Mel at me in the Disney ice skating booth? There would definitely have been someone to sell you something there. Yeah.
That's not true. I got to defend male.
That's not true. Let's go ice, not you.
Defend it in. Let's go freeze.
I'm talking about him, not you. Oh, they have him there to sell him something.
No, someone would try to sell him something. Well, yeah.
Yeah, everybody's selling you shit. There's a distinct chance that everybody there was more concerned with their children having a good time than him showing the fuck up.
Ooh. That's what everybody I saw was worried about.
I mean, you're fabulous, okay? You're fabulous, bitch. But you ain't always, you know, the main fucking attraction.
Calm down, okay? Calm down. This is exactly how she lost the famous battle at the tank show.
Talking to me like this. This is exactly how she was standing there looking stupid in the face while I was taking pictures.
Was I really looking stupid in the face? So she lost the famous battle between y'all? No, you look good. Of course she did.
Who the fuck you think is supposed to win that battle? Was it really like a famous battle? Or is it an approachable battle? Ooh. Hey, you can twist it however you want to twist it.
I will. I will, just like you do.
It was a famous battle. Okay, whatever.
Whatever makes you happy. Whatever floats your boat.
She lost by a little bit, too. Whatever.
A little bit. Whatever floats your boat.
She lost by a nice little number. Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats your boat. It's okay.
Any who's, any who's, is a friend that has a box for the season and says, if it's free, knock yourself out. It's okay.
Annie Who's Annie Who's is a friend that has a box

for the season

and says

if it's free

knock yourself out.

Nice.

Yeah.

At some point

we have to start this podcast.

I'm just telling y'all.

I'm ready.

Yes we're ready.

Let's go.

We're ready for it.

Yes.

This is more fun than

that's why I'm chilling.

We always do that though.

You know you see

the shit.

I don't give a fuck

about that.

Fuck the board.

I'd love to keep talking about male scamming. I'm with you.
They're just crazy. I'm totally not selling Ozempic.
I was just basically putting you on that you should probably do it. True.
Yes. I'm going to get Ozempic connect.
I told you. I was like, you don't even need to connect.
Your doctor's the connect. He will take a look at your BMI and put you on it.
Why do you think my BMI? No, he would not. I promise you would.

I am not borderline diabetic.

I didn't say that.

And you have to be diabetic as well.

No, you don't. No, you don't.
Not to be on a GLP-1, absolutely not.

You do not have to be pre-diabetic.

Say it again, Corey.

That's how the opioids... Yeah, thank you, Corey.

Childhood eye.

Childhood eye. Let me tell you something.

I mean, that is how it is. Any reason you win in there Any reason you win in there, the doctor's going to put you on it.
But there's no addiction factor. Yeah.
But there isn't. Have you heard about the side effects of Ozempic, Mel? So what happens if you stop? I literally took it for two months last year.
Haven't been on it since. Mel, you were dying.
I was not dying. What are you talking about? I feel like dying.
You had a tough time, Mel. I don't know who you talking to.
Yo, she went like this. When you was on Zepic, this is what you did.
You had a really tough time, girl. I didn't want to stay here.
No, you did. That's me on a regular fucking date, though.
No, no, no. You was done.
It was extra. It was really, really bad, Mel.
What? It was really bad, Mel. And she laid on the couch and her stomach hurt.
Yes. You fell asleep at work?

You was fucked up.

You fell asleep right in that seat.

Yes.

You was 20, girl.

Ish was sleeping right over there, too.

Okay, that's his fucking age.

Oh, my God.

Come out.

Come out.

Come on behind the train.

You've got to be so sick.

I'm just saying.

That was nasty.

That was disgusting.

I'm just saying.

Yo, you...

Poe, you have a fucking video

or a picture of it. Thank you very much.
Oh, my God. Cody.
Hey, Poe, meet me at the police station. I'm about to buy Xbox.
I'm about to buy this Xbox. I'm just saying there are some serious benefits.
Like it lowers inflammation. It helps with joint pain.
It lowers your A1C. You trying to say he inflamed? I think all of y'all are inflamed.
Yes. Let's go mail with him.
Not Parks, though. I don't think I'm inflamed.
Not Parks. Not Parks.
You're excluded from this conversation. Okay, what about Corey? Excluded from the conversation.
Based off of his what? His physique? Yes. He's heavily muscled.
He's very lean. All Corey do is eat lettuce all day long.
Oh, God forbid. He should actually eat something that benefits his body and feeds his muscles.
He eats lettuce. He walks to the dryer.
That's it. He washes clothes during the pod.
He do pull-ups. He just do bullshit that we can't do.
If we had Corey's freedom, we'll be lean too, nigga. You do have Corey's freedom.
Not that. Yes, the fuck you do.
I just ain't going to keep taking you body shaming, niggas, and you're not natural. Holy shit.
Holy shit. In one fucking way.
But she is natural. No, she's natural.
Because I took Ozemba for two months last year. The shit's not even in my system anymore.
That's nasty, Joe. I'm just saying.
He's just jealous. You look amazing.
He's just jealous. But wait, I think she looked amazing before.
Ozemba cannot lift those weights from me. There's never a point where she didn't look amazing, and that's the point.

So for her to sit here and say it's not addictive,

and I keep seeing people who are not diabetic and not overweight on the shit.

Overweight to who?

Was Mel overweight?

No.

No.

Okay.

Not to us.

Come on.

Listen.

I'm not asking about her.

That's who people doing this shit for, though, dog. We got that.
Was say no It's okay to say it No I'm going to say no I'm going to ask for honesty on our Dawn Robinson topic We're going to be honest Ask Mel, does she feel that she was overweight? Mel I was I was And furthermore, I was experiencing severe joint pain And this was helping me Let me tell you. The older that you get, the smaller you want to be.
You don't want to be carrying around a whole bunch of weight the older that you get. You are just stressing the fuck out of your fucking joints.
You are willing preventative diseases to just land on you. Like, it's just not a good idea.
So I want to be slimmer. I want to be leaner.
I want to have lean muscle mass. I want to maintain joint strength.
I want to maintain strong bone density. Like, that's what I want for my later years.
And I'm heading right to them. I'm just being proactive.
Shout out to you. I think you were on the way to doing all that before the Olympic.
I appreciate. I appreciate that.
But listen, I'm a master of illusion. You guys could not see what I saw, right? No, that's called bodies dysmorphia, I think.
Maybe a little bit, but it was a healthy dose. Let's go, Paul.
It was a healthy dose. Paul, let me tell you something.
Talk that white shit to her, Paul. I'm a master of illusion.
Y'all call white. Talk that white shit to her.
He talks white, girl. We don't know what that means, but he knows.
You can get that white shit off. Talk to her, boss.
It was a healthy dose of body dysmorphia

that I've carried around for the vast majority of my life.

And you know what's so crazy?

The time that I caught you over there

and you were complaining about your weight,

I said, man, you look amazing.

Thank you.

Remember, I was just a man,

but she just felt like she wanted to get

some crazy shit she was saying.

I'm going to get an extra pudge off.

I wanted to get muffin top.

I ate cheeseburgers the other day.

You literally grabbed my muffin top at one point. She blamed you.
Oh, yeah. That's it.
That's on page four, my nigga. She blamed you.
Whoa. Okay, he poked it.
I just let the record reflect. I do not recall this incident.
Oh, don't worry about it. She got it right now.
I have no knowledge of this. Wait, what, girl? You poked it.
Oh, whoa. Oh, shit, sorry, sorry.
Pause. Maybe it's time to intro the pause.
Maybe it's time to intro the pause. Hey, yo, Wick, don't come in here, please.
Shade Wick, don't pop it. Me can't count money no more.
If it ain't right, if it ain't right. Tip the bag up.
Drop it right there. Pop.
Pop. I got these niggas hating on me, but I don't give a fuck because they bitches waiting on me.
I'm just counting all this money, buying all these hammers. So when these niggas play, I let my shooters go bananas.
Diamond's flashing like a camera. My whip sound like a monster.
My bitch got on that shit, she got a million-dollar Happy niggas gettin' sick Somebody call a doctor I'm in the world, it's dripping 20 racks I'm Louboutin' I'm in the world, she ain't gonna buy her Gucci, Louis Prada Fly, 10, white, sucks, but I got a lot of Magdalene, Cabanas That's where they probably find us I'm in all the jealous I'm in our team I spoil them bitches I employ them niggas Wipe my ass with the riches like this is toilet tissue Fuck with a winner, niggas in a pillar Tell it to me, you're millionaire, meek be that nigga Yo niggas hatin', my niggas ballin' Poppin' past countin' dollars, buyin' the magnum bottles My bitches patient, yo bitches born Fuck that at Friday night, we both woke up this Carolina, what up DMV, what's going on? Florida, what up out there?

Shout out to the first and last time listeners.

Shout out to the hate listeners, the deuce of that lock jaw And I think her name was Lisa Or maybe it was Sheila My share been sitting too high I call that Wiz Khalifa And I'm all about them frankfens Ain't y'all Free the wave, free the wave. Hey, nigga locked up right now., dope words all over the world

Shout out to the entrepreneurs 95 is out there All my poster work is out there All A for the ladies, all A for the ladies Yeah, wait, wait, mama need a hot, hot baby

It's so short, time to get hard, hard

Give me a juju bag Yeah, wait, wait, mama need a house, house baby It's your shoe, time to get hard, hard, get where I'm going Hey, you know I love this nigga Hey, damn, I can't go to the radio I'll catch that Hey, let's go, let's go Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy When this came out? Well, how was it? Yeah, how was that, bro? Yeah. Hey.
Shout out to the parents listening to children all over the world. Eleven.
Eleven? Eleven. Shout out to Ross, yo.
His evolution is crazy, son. Yeah, that was a little pre.
Wayne was about to go crazy. Oh, yeah, he was.
Wayne was about to go absolutely stupid just now. Yes, he was.
How stupid. Same old shit.
Just a different day. Out you're trying to get it.
You done, Joe? Yeah, Wayne. I'm going to get a house.
Baby, need some shoes. Super times are getting out.
This one, Wayne was still. Yeah.
Hustle. Yeah, man one Wayne was still...
Yeah, man. Hey.
He lost his mind on this. Wait a minute.
Man, niggas is outside this weekend. Don't get fed up.
Fuck that dog, get my balls. I.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Bitch, take what you're doing Yo nigga live on Sunday, king of diamonds my neck Swagger just dumb, call me Kelly Bundy Got a big house with a backyard, fish tank with sharks in it Real nigga I'm authentic, I fuck the bitch till she sharp with it Got a bad bitch who be bartending, couple homers that campaign I get on anybody's track and hit that bitch with that Wayne train Free my nigga T.I., to the B.I.
Got a G6 and a G5

You pussy nigga in the Feline

Don't stop the party

Niggas isn't calling

This turn right now

Niggas turn the volume up

On their TV right now

Fuckin' the rules

So these stickers up

Just a different day

Out you tryna get it

Each and every week

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

Bitches coming soon

Oh my god

Man

Thank you. every way.
Ain't one that caught a fall. Bitch is coming soon.
Oh my God. Man.
Oh my Lord. That took it back.
Classic material right there. I got a question too when we...
Oh my God. That was disrespectful what he did.
What a promo to everything. What a promo to his album.
The-hmm. Big one that called a phone.
No joke. No joke.
This is coming soon. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
This is so soon, but. No, for daddy.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Mic check, mic check. Microphone check.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. So happy to be here.
I wanted to wait Till that applause finish Before I did Ish and Ice Drop Because I was just thinking Earlier when I was playing Listen to this acapella New ice and Ish Mmm Uh huh After Let's do it one more time New ice and Ish Mmm Like she did the um like these niggas is sexy okay Staking bell and then mow up. Shout out to Kiara, man.
Okay, Kiara. I'm going to ask you about it when I see you.
That is funny. What's up, man? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I'm good.
What's going on? How y'all doing? Feeling good, man. Can you please remind me to ask a question? Let's intro the pod first.
My memory is horrible. Okay.
I have the worst memory

in the world.

I got you.

I got you.

Yeah, about Wayne.

I just want to ask a question.

I want to ask both of y'all.

Please, don't forget.

Yo, was Wayne,

he was not really Birdman's son.

Yo, was Wayne really the best?

No, no, no, no, no.

All right, let's get

intro the pod and I'm asked.

Yo, I got a question.

Yo, stop.

Don't make fun of you.

Wait a second, y'all.

Because you miss your man, nigga.

Uh-huh.

You miss your man.

Don't stop making fun of me.

Don't do that, nigga. That's how I say I miss you.
All right, let's get to it. That's how I say I miss you.
I got a question, y'all, real quick. Man, what episode is this? Yeah, what episode is this? Welcome to episode 808.
Welcome to episode 808 of the Joe Button Podcast. This is like a podcast, though.
808. This is episode 808.
I'm back. Episode 808.
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You know the vibes, man. Melissa Ford.
Big Queens flip. Queens get the money is in the building.
The freeziest of them all. Big Ice.
Still keeping in touch with the sheriffs from the Xbox purchase. We still talk to them niggas.
Say something. Say something, nigga.
I'll meet y'all niggas at the precinct, nigga. I'm not over there.
We're going to fix it. Ain't nothing to fix.
We got to slide on somebody. Somebody.
It don't got to be no way tough. We got to slide.
Throw a Chinese star at somebody. Yeah.
You ain't even got to be seen while you're doing something. A water balloon from a tall Bronx building.
He the type of nigga to say, meet me at Foot Lock in a building. Man, listen.
Go out there. Get dirty.
Get dirty. Yeah, Webster Avenue with some water balloons.

Just get dirty.

You got to get your own back.

But you're not telling me why, though.

Because getting dirty means that you become one with society and you're touching the soil.

I'm not one with that part of society, fam.

All right, all right.

You're right.

You got some niggas that's one with society.

That's not me.

You got to do it.

Your victims create victims.

I'm not a victim.

But we got to do it.

I'm not a victim, though.

I feel like dying.

Victims create victims.

I'm not a victim.

Then why would you at a police station? To not be a victim Smart I'm a fart Nigga like you was A truck driver freeze You saw a lot of shit Nigga you saw Lock lizards And all that shit What you locked your door When they came to Knock on your door I wasn't over there I know what you're talking about I wasn't over there I wasn't over there You got some ass From lock lizards No I wasn't a road driver fam Freeze Go ahead finish intros Yeah yeah Change the subject I wasn't over there. You got some ass from a lot of lizards.
No. I wasn't a road driver, fam.
Free. Go ahead, finish intros, man.
Yeah, yeah, change the subject. Change it quick.
I know that lot lizards bag. Right in the parking lot, nigga, they come knocking, hey, daddy.
To truck drivers? That's what they do. What? They walk around to the little parking lots.
No, no, no. We've talked about it.
Yeah. You never did that.
I wasn't that type of driver. I wasn't in the, I was daily driving.
Did you ever do it though?

You were the horny type of driver?

No,

that's for the niggas that's got to park there overnight

and all of that shit.

I was just going to come back home.

You couldn't get the hourly lot less?

No, if you were on a long drive though.

I never had to.

I do that shit

and I used to do that in a sedan.

They could pull over

to the little truck stop only section.

I barely left Jersey.

And what?

Let them aside?

I'm just saying,

take a break.

Like that wasn't just for the truck stop.

You got a 12,

13 hour drive?

Thank you. I barely left Jersey and what? let them aside? I'm just saying take a break like that wasn't just for the truck stop you got a 12 13 hour drive do you know what lot lizards are? the women that come up the women that come up to the van and sell ass prostitutes I know we weren't doing that somehow ranked below the Craigslist prostitute I used to say he wasn't that type of driver because he was there and back I'm saying you could still stop in in that section.
Oh, I understand what you're saying to you. I got it.
You could still stop over there. Get some rest.
Get your shit. Get a little coffee.
I'll get my rest when I clock out. I'm trying to get back.
What's the longest drive you done? In the truck? In one day, yeah. Oh, no.
Two hours? Oh, so he didn't do the long drives. That's what I'm telling y'all.
Ice is such a good man. That shit is trash sometimes.
I wasn't over the long drive. Yeah, but at some point, that shit got to go out the window.
No, it don't. Yes, it does.
No, it don't. Unlearn that hood shit that's stuck in your brain, bro.
Stop trying to corrupt your friends. Grow up.
You cannot say that to me. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
I can listen to the music. The shit you saying is mentality-wise.
Bars. I'm just listening to music.
I don't try to live none of that shit. If I had a baton.
Yo. Stop.
If only I asked a three to five inch metal fucking. She got mad.
I think they're plastic. It was plastic? Yeah, probably plastic.
That shit like it hurt. That shit like it hurt.
I don't think that was metal. I think that shit was metal, fam.
She caught a concussion, nigga. That girl fell out since I had a rope.
She did. The right plastic would do it, though.
A little PVC. The right metal would do it, too.
Yeah. That was metal, fam.
I don't think it's a lead pipe, though. It's not the heaviest of...
That could be real. They'll tell us.
There's some runners out there. They'll let us know.
I don't know, man. It still hurt.
That shit like it hurt. Okay.
This is my last question on this and I'm moving on. If you get to the precinct first before the guy with the Xbox, you're not walking in.
No. Okay, so what do you do? You look, wait for me.
Yo, I'm here. All right, I'm walking in there.
All right, back. So it's like a halfway crook.
Because you're not going in the precinct. You're just at the precinct.
No, you go inside to do the transaction. They have signs up, like internet meetup, internet transaction sign, right? Yes right yes wait where fam in the because that shit was happening so much listen let me let me let me let me tell you something yeah i know we joking and shit but because it was happening so much with people doing internet transactions getting robbed or fraudulent shit stuff like that the police station's like all right look we put spots here you can meet up here they say internet meetup because it's cameras now.
So in case, you know, this person tried to do some funny shit, you got some evidence. Yo, them cops, boy, you know what I'll tell you? All right, I believe them.
Them cops is slick. It's like when they started to bring us your gun.
Bring your gun shit. No questions asked.
We'll buy your gun back. Bring us your gun program.
They locked my cousin up for that stupid shit, bro. My cousin tried to pull that, and they tricked him.
Well, did the gun have bodies on it? I think your cousin did it. No, wait.
First of all, rest in peace, you bitch-ass niggas. Second of all, my cousin tried to pull a move like that.
I never want to hear Mel Ford say that. When he wanted to sell his gun, he put it under the garbage.
He told the police where it was at and the police locked him up. That shit don't work.
That was a trick. That's not the same.
That's not. Selling your gun.
You can't just put that shit somewhere. You can't just bring your gun to the police.
What do you mean? How do you mean? Take it to the police station. You walk in and hand it to them.
That's what niggas was doing. Well that's what they was advertising.
I I don't know nobody that did. It might have been a scam too.
It probably was. Yeah, I don't know nobody that did that.
Usually there's like an exchange, like, you know, like coupons. You guys be like, yo, it's at the McDonald's in the garbage.
Yo, I left the gun over there. Yo, go get it.
And he went to get his bread. Like, is your cousin, like, is he innocent? He's passed away.
But was he innocent? Ah, yes. Oh, okay.
Rest in peace. My cousin John, nigga, watch your fucking mouth.
Was John on the street in that row? Did he go to the police station to sell his? Was he just selling a gun or was he selling evidence? Sometimes we lose people that was, you know what I mean? Well, he self-transitioned. All right.
Yeah. Good for your ass.
Yeah, niggas. It's good for you.
I hate niggas, man. You hate niggas like who? Like me, right? You got it.
You bitch-ass nigga. Rest in peace, John.
At the time, I thought it was crazy to try to, you know, get your shit off. But how else do you become afraid to bring it to the precinct? Sure.
Yeah. Why the fuck would I bring it? I'll do the same.

I'll do that same shit.

Yo, it's right there.

Put the money down.

That shit don't work.

He locked his ass right up.

That's not going to work.

That gun shit.

That shit was tempting

to the motherfucker.

I went to Sprottas one time.

I had a dirty ass nine.

I'll never forget.

I said, oh.

I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Fucking. When I was in my 20s and I was in court with Trey Mom fighting for visitation.
And this is when I first was introduced to this at the precinct concept. They was like, all right.
You can have your son on this day. Hey, pick him up for the precinct.
I was like, wait, what? That don't sound healthy at all for my child's state of mind. It really don't.
But anyway, that was what it was. I couldn't fight it.
So I was picking Trey up from the precinct being punctual. Nigga.
That mean that I'm near at least 15, 20, sometimes 25 minutes just sitting inside a precinct.

That's Joe Budden.

That's Joe Budden.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

That's Joe Budden.

That's crazy.

She didn't give a fuck.

She came pulling up madly.

Oh, my God.

That being punctual shit, it really bites you in the ass. Sometimes it can.
It bites your ass. All right, listen.
If you are tuning in for the world's shortest Playboy Cardi album review, you are in the right fucking place. We got you.
Clap it up. Thanks.
If you are here for an in-depth album review of Playboy Cardi and the three Kendrick Lamar verses, leave. Yeah.
Wrong place. I did listen to the whole thing.
How was it? I knew it. I'm okay with it not being for me.
I'm okay if I'm too old for it, I'm okay with that. Why'd you listen to it? Word.
That shit was like an hour and plus, and it dropped at 7.30. 30 joints.
It was 30 joints. There's a couple joints I like on there.
The Young Thug record is dope. There's some production on there.
One of the future records is dope. I'm talking shit, but out of what I breezed through on the sample, there is some production on there that's all right.
There's a couple shits on there. It's him for me.
So I can't listen to it. I wasn't trying to listen to it.
That's for the Cardi fans. I'm old, out of mind.
I'm not the demo for this. I don't even like that, though.
Because it's almost like I equate it to like as someone who likes rock music, there's a lot of like heavy metal shit that just ain't for me. It's not because I was old.
I might have been younger than the artist at the time. It's just not for me.
And this is like heavy metal rap to me. It's just, it don't sit in my ears.
Yeah, I won't blame it on age. It's just not for me.
Yeah. And I knew that already.

Despite the audience saying that we should be unbiased and should review everything.

I'm not doing that.

I'm sorry.

I'm telling y'all now, I'm not doing that.

I'm sorry.

Everything ain't for us and everything is not going to get a deep dive from us.

Shout out to the Cardi fans.

Shout out to Cardi.

Y'all been waiting for this album for years.

He's been teasing it back and forth, Paul.

Never thought it was going to drop. Like seven years, right? It's been a long time.
I think five years. Yeah, four or five years.
So I'm just happy for y'all. I saw people going crazy.
It was funny. I thought he was trolling again.
When he didn't put it out? Yeah. I knew an album had to be coming because he's on a weekend tour.
Yeah. So you're not going to get on that big of a tour with no new music.

So, shout out to him.

Shout out to Riccardi.

Y'all got it.

Yeah.

I hope y'all are happy.

I'm not even mad at the 30 songs in this case just because he only put out music every five years.

Like, that's not the worst thing in the world to me.

It's still a long listen.

It was hard to like.

I just had it on in the background while I was getting ready,

eating breakfast, shower, and all that shit.

And again, there's a couple of records I like on there,

but I'm probably not going to rush back to much of it. Did you buy it? I did not.
This is a streamer. Would you? This is a streamer for me.
I might buy the couple of records I like though, actually. Got it.
I at least want to hear the best Kendrick verse from this thing. Do you have the album, Joe? No, no.
I don't listen. I don't know.
I do not have the album at all. Who is he? And fucking, fucking, my oldest son came over yesterday to just vibe and kick it and I tried to have like a relatable moment.
I was like, hey man, that Cardi. I said, I said, That's what you kids like, right? I said, oh, you ready for that Cardi this Friday, huh?

He said, Pop, I don't listen to that.

It's not for me.

I said, oh, genetics work.

You did it right.

Oh, genetics work.

He said, I'm still listening to Jim Jones.

Oh, I love you, buddy.

That's my baby.

I could play the, I think Good Credit is the record that most people are talking about with the Luka Bar and all that shit.

Good Credit. Because now I'm about to play for Home Depot Credit.
I think good credit is the record that most people are talking about with the Luca bar and all that shit

Heavy metal We go right to the verse. Yes.
Yes, please. No, no for sure.
Please go straight there or respectfully with all due respect

Yeah, I don I want no smoke

Wait, who the fuck is this playboy card? Fuck you too, but you knew that the list was for war. Okay.
Having it my way like Usher, dog. Red and blue diamond being like Usher, dog.
Upscore on you niggas like Rucker, dog. I'm sore because I got out of the muscle, dog.
Sneak. Streets ready for this shit right here.
I'm cool, man. I'm okay with this not being for me.
Yeah, I ain't going to hold you. I don't even want to hear Kendrick.
Yeah, I'm good. Salute.
I'm cool. This is like when they said if you want to hide something from black people, put it in the book.
Yeah. Put it in a book.
Yeah, put it in a Cardi album for me. I'm good I'm cool This is like when they said If you wanna hide something From black people Put it in the book Yeah Put it in the Yeah put it in the Cardi album for me This is gonna miss me all That shit ain't bad This is the Thug record Yo and listen Even the beat on the last joint Like the production Sound like It's kinda hype Not for me But This ain't that bad

This is with Thug and Ty

I'ma always like the Ty Gowler song

Yeah song. Yeah.
All right. There's a couple shits on here that's good.
But there's a lot of what I would describe as heavy ain't gonna hold you I'm never gonna hear Yeah I'm not gonna hear none of that though I'm not even gonna hear the title Even the one you just played That's like alright it's cool I'm still Not rushing to it I'm not gonna have it No I'm not playing I will not hear it It's not gonna be in the phone It's not going in my iTunes There's no I just will not hear it There's no world that I'm in Where I'm gonna look to play that And I don't think I'm gonna be anywhere Where they're gonna play it Yeah not at all That's a fact And I'm going to look to play that. And I don't think I'm going to be anywhere where they're going to play it.
Yeah, not at all. That's a fact.
And I'm trying to, like, respectfully, I don't want that to sound like we're saying something bad. I'm not shitting on it.
It's just not, it's okay for something to not be for you. I think I went through the same exact experience five years ago with his last album.
I was like, I got to check it out because everyone was talking about it. I was like, okay, no.
But you know what? You know where I will give him credit? Even though this is not for me, it don't sound like any rap shit that I hear out currently. Absolutely.
Like it does sound very unique to him. Original, yeah.
And original. Absolutely.
And that's one of my complaints about just the rappers today. It all sounds like recycled, regurgitated.
Algorithm AI music, basically. Yeah.
They're just giving you the layup for the AI. Get some writing camp AI, chat GPT shit.
No, they've deadass been laying up the AI. If everything sounds the same, why can't we just get a computer to do it? Yeah.
They spent a decade just like, oh, we can

just make everything easy now so that when we get

the computers,

no one's going to be able to tell the difference anyway.

Like, we don't get enough music

for the amount of musicians that we have.

Thanks. Yeah.

Like, all week, I'd just be in the

crib thinking of artists

and how much I miss them.

That was one of my questions I wanted to ask you.

You had a little weight question.

Not about missing them. I was one of the

Thank you. You had a Lil Wayne question.
Not about missing them. I was wanting to talk about Lil Wayne's evolution.
Drake evolves constantly because he adjusts to the time. Has Wayne evolution peaked? And does the evolution come or is he trapped by his legacy? Meaning that the fans know, the fans expect a certain sound.
Is his sound outdated or has evolution peaked? Like if you look at Jay, Jay keeps evolving. Jay's come back and does music.
He sounds good when he does it. His lifestyle also on the front screen or in front of us shows that he's evolving and we want to follow it.
When it comes to Wayne as being one of the greats that changed the game at one point, has his evolution peaked? I wouldn't say peaked, but I will say... Like, or is it...
Plateaued, maybe is a better word. Plateaued, is it stagnant? Is it...
When we look at Wayne, right, are we looking forward to hear something new from him in the last hour? Yes, yes. We are.
Yeah, I am. I am.
I'm always looking forward to it. But is this sound just the same?

So are you doing it because of what?

So here's the thing with Wayne.

Wayne doesn't, Wayne's not, I mean, he has a couple records where he does it, where he gets vulnerable, gets transparent, tells you about his life, shit like that.

But for the most part, Wayne is just rapping.

Wayne's-

And at a high level.

Yeah.

No, no, that's not a knock.

Still, yeah, yeah.

Still, absolutely.

But what I'm saying is he's he's great at putting words together without saying much if that makes sense like I concur huh I concur but I don't have it in me to listen to y'all live just cause we're on a podcast but wait Joe before that Joe wait wait guys Wayne has been absolutely fucking destroying features I wanna keep up with y'all lied just because we're on the podcast today. But wait, but Joe, before that, Joe, wait.
Both of y'all. We're the liar.
Wait, wait, wait, guys. Wayne has been absolutely fucking destroying features.
I want to keep up with y'all real quick. Evolution to me, when I look at...
I want to fight with these niggas. No, you can't, Joe, but let me just say that.
Just please. Go ahead.
Evolution to me, when I look at Jay, yes, he can rap, but he can still rap, but I think his lifestyle surrounding it, the moves that he's making in real life, makes me feel... His lyrics reflect the growth of his lifestyle.
He's no longer rapping about selling drugs and shit like that. You got it.
So he's currently evolving. So what are we looking...
But that's because Jay always is talking about his life in his raps. Even from the selling drugs point.
That's what I'm saying about Wayne. Wayne wasn't really doing that.
He wasn't really talking about my life. The answer to your question is yes, Wayne is peaked.
Like, I don't know what they're talking about. Gotcha.
It's a very quick, it's a very quick and simple. A peak implies it's going down.
No? Yes. That's what a peak means.
A peak is here. A plateau is up and you're going over.
Let me fight with them. Got it.
Let me have my fight with them. I don't even think y'all have a foundation to lay this argument on.
Wayne, we can safely say we've seen the absolute best of. I don't give a fuck if his rhyming improves for the next five and ten years.
That moment in time where what he's doing is in sync with what the people backing him is doing

is in sync with how the fans are receiving him,

in sync with making his best music.

Songs, choruses, performance, billboard.

That has happened already.

I think you're talking...

We're not getting another, that whole entire run,

all of the joints that we have.

If Wayne go get in the booth 20 times right now,

none of that's coming out.

He's just doing some great ramen.

I think you're talking about

business and...

I'm talking about artistry. Yes and no.

Because I think that he still raps at a

very high level. I think that the

external forces of the label being behind

it and being in tune with the times and all that shit,

yes, maybe that has passed him by. And that's fine.
I think that his ability to rap is still A++. I don't think that that has, I think it's plateaued.
Your ability to rap is only a certain percentage of your artistry and how it's defined. I agree.
I'm not questioning his rap skills. When he did The Niggas Done Started Something Shit a year and a half ago, anytime he get on something and raps and is focused, his rap skills will be indisputable.
I think his peak encapsulates a little more than just that. Something you forgot.
If you send him in the booth 20 times today,

30 times, 40 times,

that's not coming out of there.

I disagree.

It was a moment in time.

I disagree with that. Is that in totality

as far as what Park said,

what you said, label,

people behind him?

I think that rapping...

Yes.

I think rapping...

Yeah, but I think a lot goes

into artistry

when we talk about it.

Right?

Like, rapping is like

riding a bike for me.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you. Yeah, but I think a lot goes into artistry when we talk about it, right? Like, rapping is like riding a bike, for me.
It's like you having a jump shot. Ray Allen today could walk on a basketball court and make jump shots.
Yes. That is the ability to rap for rappers at this echelon.
Echelon? The echelon. The other stuff, your song-making ability, your chorus-making ability, how you come off, how you're presenting yourself, how you understand, how you adapt, all of those other things that you have to have to have the world in the palm of your hands like he did at one point, as you age, that goes away.
I think it's natural. You know what else it sounds like? The hunger part.
Yeah, is he trapped by his anger? Because he might not be trying to do that. Wayne, some people get M&M.
They get to a point where... Yeah, but then you peaked.
Well, then you peaked. Because if you don't even have the energy in you, back to a full circle moment to flip calling me.
Yo, you've been a little low energy. That don't mean I can't do what I do.
That just mean I ain't had the energy. Hey, newsflash, part of doing this and being received a certain way is having energy.
True, you can get that energy back too though and get right back to where you was. I haven't seen that and we haven't seen that for a lot of years.
True, but that does not mean, again, Wayne just sold his catalog for a shit ton of money. Wayne had some legal shit that he was dealing with.
That don't mean that he can't do it. It just means he hasn't done it.
I'm not questioning his ability. It's not can't, it's not.
He is not doing it for whatever the reason. I'm not in the man's head.
But I think that that's natural. When you talk about the evolution of shit, you're not supposed to still be in that spot.
Operating at a full clip. You're not supposed to even want that same shit.
I look at Wayne. I look at Ross.
I look at some of these niggas that have battled real health issues while dominant and be like, wow, yo, they survived that. They alive.
They still rocking doing doing what they love. You see Ross having a money battle with 50.
Like, you see niggas is alive, healthy, and doing whatever they want to do. Right.
That's like a fan conversation to figure out, hey, you think they still got it? You think they still? Like, if Carter, what Carter's he on right now? This should be six. I think the prime Wayne that we reminisce over and look at with rosy glasses was him destroying features but they were on big records.
I think he's still destroying features. He's just not, doesn't have the world in the palm of his hands like you were saying where every big artist with the big record is going to Wayne for that feature.
What would you guys say is Wayne's magnum opus? Project Wash's the culmination of like... Two or three.
Magnum opus is going to be three. The core is going to say two.
Yeah. Okay.
The core is going to say two, but for the world, it's three. So...
But wait, my secondary question would be does he regard that as his magnum opus or does he still feel like he has not made that project that will ultimately define his legacy in a pretty pink bow and he can literally do nothing like after that? No, I think he 100% feels like he has that project already. Question, Joe, do you feel like...
And it's two or three. Do you feel like as fans of these artists from the beginning, and I brought up Jay, because Jay is continuing to evolve with his daughter, with Beyonce, they're continuing to take it to different levels when it comes to their life.
Do you think that lifestyle-wise, that plays a part in Topekin? Like when you said Wayne is still there, he shouldn't still be there, you said something just now stuck where he is, right? I think you said that. I don't know if I'm quoting you right, but if we look at Jay, Jay can come out and rap.
He still can rap, but his overall lifestyle is something that's impressive. Jay's peaked album-wise too? Yeah, but he continues to break boundaries, which doesn't pigeonhole him in a certain category.
The difference with that is... So you think Wayne, because when we look at him...
Let me tell you, the difference with that is Jay's always been independent and doing partnerships. So he's not tied behind bad contracts and shit like that.
He has freedom. Let's look at Joe real quick.
That's the difference between where him and Wayne was. Don't look at me right after Hov.
No, no, no, wait. Right after Hov.
Whereas with Wayne was in such a bad position where... That's...
I was saying, number three. Wayne was in such a bad position where Hove had to come bail him out.
I understand. So it's levels.
I also think we're talking about business shit versus artistry. Because Jay-Z doesn't continue to make music even at the clip.
Wayne isn't super duper active, but he's more active than Hove by far. I know the confusion part.
What I'm saying, I'm thinking, because this was the confusion part. That's why I get confused.
If I look at Joe, right? Joe was still part of Slaughterhouse, but the podcast, if he was a part of Slaughterhouse, and he still rapped, but his podcast is successful, to me, Joe didn't peak. He's still evolving, because now he has a successful podcast.
He's making a lot more money. His lifestyle changes.
So when we look at Wayne, we don't really see anything pertaining to his lifestyle, maybe because he's secretive. We just hear these things.
So I'm looking at the overall artist. He's secretive, and he was behind some bad shit, like I said.
And that shit will fuck you up for a long time. If you were in a bad deal for 20 years, it's going to take you some time to bounce back.
Even if you get everything right, you know how it is already with shit that you've been through. It takes you a while to come back.
You're saying business-wise, Wayne got Young Money Sports. They got Travis Hunter signed over there who was about to get drafted in this draft coming up.
I didn't know that. He's doing things.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So Wayne is doing things outside of music. He's just not as...
It's not broadcast. Yes.
Got it. And then also, other projects that you get involved in will incentivize you to want to put all your time and energy into that.
Like the example with Joe and the podcast versus Slaughterhouse. If the podcast is paying dividends and Slaughterhouse would require a whole lot of more work and effort but less reward, then you just focus your energy on what's paying you.
Thank you, man. What's paying your bills.
I got it. We got it.
True indeed. Bring it down for me, man.
You broke it down good, man. That's why I love you, girl.
Well, guess what? You got Ozempic on you? I am not a pusher. You got that Zimpy, yo? Yeah.
You got that Zimpy? You were pushing it early. I came to work trying to push.
That's it. That's crazy.
I think that shit is so fly. It was literally.
I love it. It was an organic conversation.
Extremely organic. Where Flip expressed.
See, this is good fucking big pharma marketing. Throw words like organic into it.
If I'm going to be pushing a product, I'm going to be pushing a libido-enhancing drug for women. That's what the fuck I'll be pushing.

Yo, man, what's up with this libido shit?

You good, man?

I'm straight.

Libido is that shit down there that make it water?

What's...

We all have libidos.

Oh, my fault.

Libidos when your clit is hanging over your shit.

Oh, the bat wings.

The bat wings. The bat wings.
Like a kite. Yeah, libido.
Libido is when their clitoris is the fucking moth. That shit drags, dude.
Man. Like beef curtains, right? Yeah, there you go.
All right, gotcha. Well, guess what? Holy shit.
Guess what time it is? You ever eat pussy with one of them shit? Yeah, for sure. I was fine.
Absolutely. Yes.
That shit in the back of your throat, nigga. Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That shit don't stop.
That was something different, dude. No, no.
Pause. No.
Shit be hanging, nigga. Pause.

That shit don't stop no show.

I know, of course, because you a freak.

That shit is like a fucking rooster neck.

That fucking turkey shit.

Yeah, you know the shit I'm talking about.

Gobble, gobble.

Oh, my God, you fucking heathens.

Y'all nasty.

Anyway.

That was gross. Anyway.

Let's not give Mel page nine of the soup.

Libido.

I'm trying to lead you to the promised land right now.

That's true.

She is.

I'm uncomfortable.

No.

No, no.

Literally paying our bills, motherfucker.

It's our favorite part of the show.

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I got a girl.

I'm trying to lead you to the promised land.

Oh, yes.

It's our favorite part of the show.

Stop.

I'm not giving you nothing.

Wait.

Don't try to help me.

She killing you. She be selling shit, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm about to be in the next commercial. Can you imagine, if she in the next commercial, she's going to act way more bougie than she act now.
Oh, yeah. She probably ain't going to say hello to the nigga.
She's just going to walk in and sit down. You ready, Joe? Yep.
Oh, shit. She's going to be like, Grandma Ruby Rose.
She's like, Grandma Rose. Y'all, that's...
I hate her. Yo, Mel, I have a question for four prospects.
Who are you putting on to your sneaker? Your sneaker game is fucked up. Those shits are fire.
I like them shits. Those shits are fire.
Thank you. I was going to compliment them.
Those shits are all right. Thank you.
I don't like them. I did.
Okay, well, that's all right. Those shits are fire.
Whatever they are, they do look cute. I appreciate that.
Thank you. They look good, but the colors look good.

I'm doing my best.

I'm not a sneakerhead.

I never, ever have been. Talk to one of them.

I've been trying to put you on to some young niggas.

Get up with five of you on them niggas.

Let them put you on.

Come here with some nice shit, yo.

Okay.

You got those for free?

No, I did not.

Where did you buy them from?

Foot Locker?

I don't remember.

It was a while ago.

Got it.

I promise I don't remember.

But yeah, thank you.

It's over, bro. It's over.
I'm with my sister to have some good sneaks, yo. She chilling.
Those are fire. My bad, though.
She killing. Because y'all old, nigga.
Yeah, that might be it. That's fine.
Those shit like clouds, nigga. Let me see.
They're not clouds. They're rebots.
I love being old. Oh, those are rebots? Yes.
Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with that. Shout out to you, man.
Same, same.

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Yeah. Shout out to the small markets out there.
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We have a slew of topics that are straight from Mel's brain.

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Let's do it, Mel.

Let's go, Mel.

It's a light, light news week.

But Don Richards, who was one of the founding members of En Vogue,

who left the group and then went to Lucy Pearl with Raphael Sadiq,

was videotaped. Well, she was videotaping herself in her car and she basically said that she has been living in her car for the last three years and uh well let's just say that you know people had a lot to say jermaine dupree jumped into the conversation but you know we can play the clip that we clip that we have where she was talking about living in her car.

The first thing that I noticed

was her fresh blowout

and her nails.

That was what I noticed.

Her hair was looking real good.

You want to be fucked up?

No, not necessarily,

but then she also mentioned

manager and assistant.

I was like, girl,

I don't even have

a fucking assistant.

Yes, you do.

The free ones.

Yes, you do.

Shut up.

You got a few assistants.

I don't.

I know.

You really know you don't?

It was just a strange kind of, a lot of it just didn't track.

It was just really, really strange.

So people were just kind of debating this.

You guys, for the past three, almost three years, I have been living in my car. I said it! Oh my god, it's out! I've been living in my car.
Oh my gosh. If you remember, if you guys were with me in 2020, I did't know Joe Biden interviews and In the interim I was living with my parents in Vegas and that was wonderful Until it wasn't I love my mom, but she became very angry and A lot of her anger she was taking out on me and I was her target all the time And I was like, can't deal with this like i respect her too much let me get out of here and uh so i was like okay he's like i don't have a lot of room but i'll make room for you and then when i got to his place he actually didn't have room for me i just fast forwarded it turned into um okay well i'm gonna put you in a hotel for the night and that one night night turned into eight months.
Oh, my God. You got it.
Because every apartment that I looked at. I can't.
I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right. I'm sorry.
What kind of car she got? I'm sorry. Important question.
I can't. Don't know.
Some of these shits got some room in them. Yeah.
Don't know. But, yeah.
And in Jemaine Dupri's response, I came into the way he was saying this Was her choice to be in the car? I saw somebody sent a message to say Jermaine Monica all the y'all can y'all put some money together to help dawn out from my Understanding for her to speak speak on it the way she spoke on it She was basically saying that she saw other people living in their vans, living in RVs, and she welcomed the idea of doing this. Somebody said her choice or limited options was her choice to be in the car.
I saw somebody send a message to say, Jermaine, Monica, all of y'all, can y'all put some money together to help Don out? From my understanding, for her to speak on it the way she spoke on it, she was basically saying that she saw other people living in their vans, living in RVs, and she welcomed the idea of doing this. Okay.
Yeah, he's not wrong. Man.
She made it sound like it was something that, like that it was, there was an appeal to it versus staying with her mom. What do you think though? There was an appeal to it.
Hold up, what do you think? Absolutely not. What do you think? What do I think? What do you think about it? About was an appeal to it.
Hold up, Flick. What do you think? Abso-fucking-lutely not.
What do you think? What do I think? What do you think about it all? I'm giving you the runway to lead with what your thoughts are about this situation. I do not know the woman, so it's really hard to...
I really feel uncomfortable passing judgment. However, however...
But I will. Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here we go. However, it has been long rumored that she's been the problem.
Walk the dog. There you go.
There you go. When you talk about walk the dog.
As far as the problems in any situation. No, you're preaching right now.
Go ahead. Yes.
Yes. I mean, like, you know, when it came to En Vogue, all of the ladies are wildly talented, like wildly talented, the founding members.
But then suddenly she was out of the group and the rumors was that she was extremely difficult to work with. So then she ends up in Lucy Pearl with Raphael Sadiq.
Similar story follows her departure. OK.
And now we see En Vogue, who's been touring forever. Like they never stopped making music or touring or whatever the case is.
And it would, the logical situation would be like, well, why don't you just kind of like, you know, tuck your tail and go back to the group and tour? Because I mean, who wouldn't want to see the founding members of En Vogue if you're fans that's

what you want to see so it's just like so

there must be something preventing you from doing

that and it might be you

yeah it might be the bad taste

that you left in their mouths

so what do you think

hold up

hold up man

let me get the round of applause for my girl Mel

with a take

she didn't run from it

she fucking said

Thank you. Hold up, man.
Let me get the round of applause for my girl Mel with a take. Shut the fuck up.
She didn't run from it. No.
She fucking said. She said what we all were thinking.
Melissa. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Here we go.
Yo. He's sitting in issues.
What do you think the advantages are of living in a car? No, hold up. We're not there yet.

We're not there yet.

Let's leave the light right where Mel Ford shined it at for two seconds. Let's do it.
I know it is not the favorable thing to say. it could be viewed in bad taste

without tact

without kuth

to say it.

You guys even

it's so bad to say

that even in the comments

online

you can't say it.

Not at all.

So we'll say it. Let's say it.
Not at all. So we'll say it.

Let's do it.

And Jermaine Dupree was trying to say it,

but he's too cool and classy,

so he wouldn't say it.

But I heard it still.

And we will say it, nigga.

We're going to say it.

Let him have it.

Even Mel,

classiest as they come, super class, Couldn't restrain herself. At all.
From kind of alluding to it. But we will say it.
We're going to say it. Let's talk about it.
Preach. Sometimes you see clips of bitches after you've heard some shit about said bitches and you be like I can see that that tracks this bitch is off you need to go to the psych ward Don Richardson finally remember at the All-Star weekend, En Vogue came out.

I was like, I want to know if that's all En Vogue.

Was that Dawn?

Because I know Dawn has some shit going on.

And now, my God, it's so great

that Dawn popped up in a Civic or some shit

and taped and told us.

Hopefully it's not a Civic.

Hopefully it's a hatchback. But wait, whatever it is.
Station wagon. Jemaine DeVries said no.
That was her idea. Like, she wanted to go and live there.
She said, ah, I said it. I said it.
I said it. I don't think she recorded from my phone.
Yo, I remember I was one of the people looking for Lucy Pearl's sophomore album. All of us were.
The first one was fire. And they told me what kind of happened a little bit.
I just never seen nothing to say that tracks. But if you watch this Dawn Richardson video, it tracks.
She is just, look, I don't know, I don't know. Let me have a little bit of cool.
But she look like she is a few fucking lights short of a loaves. Yo, you stupid.
Hold on, let me see something.

Two sandwiches for a picnic.

A few light short of a Lowe's?

She look like a few bulbs short of a chandelier.

Even her little player.

I met this guy.

He said he'd take care of me.

And I went there and he did it.

It's like.

Because he realized she escaped from Bellevue. Dawn.

No, no, he realized she escaped from Bellevue. Dawn, we love you, girl.
We love you, Dawn. And you are in our prayers.
For sure. For real.
But you. Might need some accountability.
No, nigga. Well, slow down now.
No, no, nigga. These do be.
These niggas will fuck your life up. Well, I don't want to be too hard on her.

Let's backtrack.

Because these were the exact types of women that we prayed on.

Yo.

That's what homeboy did.

I'm telling you.

Yeah, I don't want to put this all on her.

You get the crib in their name?

Yeah.

You get the will?

You get the will?

Yeah.

Wait, what? You live where? Oh, come with me. Hail Mary.
What you doing tonight? Oh, you just in the Civic chilling? Oh, come through. Come through.
Yeah. Any plan to work.
Drink coffee, a pizza date, ice cream. Shower date.
Movie. Take a bite to the Gabbies.
Yo, you want a full course meal? You want a meal? Some chicken? Like baked? Like you want to sleep laying down? Homeless people don't get baked chicken. You want baked chicken? You got to offer them some shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Fucked up the same, man. I mean, before even the story.
Is that your Eskimo sister? No. I don't really know.
I don't know anything about her personal life. Anybody that was lit in the 80s and 90s, I put right with, man, I got a check.
I was a child in the 80s, nigga. I don't know.
I was a child in the 80s. I wasn't here in the 90s, so.
But you was popping in Canada, nigga. You was 1889.
What? I thought you was 18. You said 1889, bitch? Fuck you.
You was 14. What? 1989.
1989? 1989, how old were you? I have a late birthday, so 1989. All right, all right, never mind, never mind.
I have a late birthday. I have a late birthday.
That shit used to fuck me up, too. Hey, but hold on.
But real quick, we shouldn't make fun. I mean, you know, she's trying to, she don't have mail shit, just trying to save money by living in the car.
No. No, she's not.
Slow the fuck down. No, you don't live in the car.
Slow the fuck down. No, she's trying to save the bread.
Her IG page is nuts. Who doing?

Yeah.

What's on there?

It's just nothing but like me.

Parking love? You know like the memes that you see that people shared from like-

The psycho memes?

Like them shits like old.

From early Instagram?

Yeah, yeah.

Like 2012.

We love you, girl.

Get help, yo.

Somebody help her.

Come on.

Call in bold.

And then just to go back, the manager and assistant situation and the full doobie and the nails, I am so, I am confusion. I'm confusion.
Ain't nothing to be confused about. I don't.
I'm living in my car, I don't have no address. Y'all can't mail me none of that shit.
Okay. Mm-hmm.
Okay. You're just going to run for the people.
The fans can't get her. The IRS can't get her.
What the fuck y'all talking about? That's mailbag. I moved to New York.
They can't find me. Shut up.
I'm just talking about how she even just spoke in the camera. She just didn't sound.
No, she didn't sound sound. She didn't sound.
She didn't sound too well. Yeah.
Yeah, it was. I know we'd be rooting for people.
But you know what, though? These type of moves is what helped the outrage from the people making her help. Remember when he did the Breakfast Club and everybody was like, she sounds like herself again.
Yay. Remember? It was recent.
That was recent. We didn't hear that yet.
You all right, nigga? Your mind, your mind fucking up. How many years ago you thought that was recent that was recent we did hear that you alright nigga your mind your mind fucking up you think how many years ago you thought that was that was just recent no I don't what he said I know what he said yeah yeah let's just respect respect that's still Wendy nigga Jersey respect there's nobody with bigger Wendy Williams pom poms than me I know I mean my brain still worked a little bit, so the internet be wrong a lot, man.
I ain't gonna lie. But even if she's not okay, right? We shouldn't say that.
No, no, we should say it, and by us, Henry, that she's not okay. Well, she's cool now.
She passed the test. She passed the psyche valve.
There we go. 10 for 10.
So, let's not confuse the jokes with real life. She passed.
She got that shit rocking over there. But after the Breakfast Club interview when the internet was like, oh, she sounds great again.
Yeah, see, there's nothing wrong. Look.
Yeah. She just don't know sometimes.
I'll get her money back. Dawn Robinson, girl.
Not Richardson. Nigga, Dawn Robinson.
I mean, Richardson. Dawn Richardson.
Are you shitting me how fine Dawn Richardson been a whole damn life to end up in the car? It'd be the fine ones that when they get older, they just get a dog and a Wrangler. It's Robinson? Shut the fuck up.
So who said Richardson? The Wrangler's Club. Dawn Richardson in front of us.
When I said Robinson, I was thinking of Holly Robinson from 21 Jump Street. It's Dawn Robinson.
It's Robinson. It is Robinson.
Dawn Richardson is from Danny D. King, man.
Sorry. Why the fuck would you put that up there? That girl is in a case.
You knew what I was talking about. We're not even paying attention.
Dawn, we love you. Oh, shit.
And we hope that shit gets better. If you want it to.
If you want it to get better. You seem happy in the car.
Come live with Mel. Come live with Corey.
No, no, no. I don't have space.
Yo Dawn, Corey got the space. Corey got the space.
You ever get a hold of just two roommate chicks that just didn't know what to do in life? Like, you could just knock on their door and just have your way. What are you doing? I know that.
I'm serious. We can't holler.
We can't shout out. Why not? You ever get two roommate chicks where there's no clear leader? They both are just discombobulated.
They just... They have no idea.

Going with the women and shit.

Oh, my God.

Living on vibes, man.

God bless them.

God bless them.

You'll be one of them

got some crystals somewhere, too.

Yeah.

Oh, for sure.

Living on vibes.

Yeah.

Oh, that is the greatest.

That is the greatest.

Oh, that was a good time.

I got a couple cats

out of that situation.

Yo, y'all are so dumb.

It was a good time.

All right, Mel, come on.

That's how Charles Manson

got his shit off.

I was watching that documentary

on Netflix.

There's a new one?

Thank you. situation.
Yo, y'all are so dumb. All right, Mel, come on.
That's how Charles Manson got his shit off. I was watching that documentary on Netflix.
Is it a new one? Yeah. They got to stop making the same docs over and over.
They really do. I am Charles Manson docked out.
That's good to me. OJ, Manson, he got his shit on.
Dahmer. Dahmer, I'm cool.
Menendez. Fuck off.
All good. Yeah.
Yeah, we need more killers. They still got...
There's so many more that they can focus on. They still got Steve Avery locked up, so you got to free him, right? Oh, he's still locked up.
Still going. Jesus.
They let homeboy from the cereal shit out, I think, though. Adnan Fayed.
Syed. Mm-hmm.
See. That is the gift for you, dude.
She knows. Oh, Adnan Fayed.
They they let him out the one that was accused of killing his girlfriend right Asian girl mm-hmm at least it worked come on let's get back to our male topics how's it um okay so what we close that out we're done yeah we're done okay thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers if she need it we're done with Dawn until she get a month and a half security somebody got a a month and a half for Dawn. Somebody got a month for Dawn.
Hey, and the pet fee. You know what that come with.
And the pet fee. She got a pet living in that car? I wouldn't put it down.
You want to live here? Get to work. What kind of pet do you think she got? Jabba jaw.
What kind of pet do you think she got? Probably some ball cats. Birds.
Like I used to do this. got some bald cats.
She got some Aisha Diaz cats. I ain't got no bald cats.
She got no bald cats. Nah, her cat ain't bald.
That shit like a zoo while you live in a car. She don't got a razor.
No way. Damn sure can't near in there.
She can't near.

Oh, shit.

Aisha Diaz really loved her bald fucking cats, too.

Anytime you've seen her in person,

she really wanted to talk about them while he was trying to do something else.

They are great cats.

Sphinx cats, they're so amazing.

They're so sweet and affectionate.

Point proven.

I really, I want one, too.

Niggas, yeah.

Niggas are talking about something totally different. We came about the other cats.
We're not a cat. Also bald.
Yeah, I'm sorry, mom. And we ought to be all the way bald, but you know, we care about the other cats.
All right, all right, all right. Ugly ass wrinkle cats.
Settle the fuck down. Get the shit the fuck out of my mouth.
They be dead ass. Like, you ever catch one of them bad chicks that you ain't supposed to in a while and you call them and their pet just died like two weeks ago? It's a whole different world.
They like psych patients. You like mine? I ain't even called.
Talk about none of this. I'm here for the phone jerk.
Leave her alone. They on the phone mad sad.
Oh, Scruffy. How were you when your pets passed away, mister? Mel, can you stop stepping on fun? Sorry.
Can you stop vacuuming up the fun? Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That means a lot to him.
Yo, yo, man, what's going on? My dick rocked right now. Oh, Scruffy.
Oh, I didn't even see it coming. Yeah, I'm trying to come, though.
What's up, dog? The cat is 30 years old. I just went to the hospital.
Oh, Scruffy. How could you leave me like this? Do you try to steal the combo back? Damn, that's crazy.
I tried to get the nut off mad chicks who just lost Scruffy. I ain't going to lie.
Them when Them when they don't know my way, they be like, weird bitch. Weird ass bitch for morning.
Oh, man. Oh.
Oh. Scruffy.
Wait. Joe, what was it like when you lost your dog? Nigga.
Girl. I'm trying to get one.

If only I had a three to five inch metal object.

What are you doing?

See, look at him.

Just digging a hole.

You know she gets upset about that.

Just digging a hole.

Meanwhile.

You ever go see what your ex is doing on OnlyFans?

No, I don't have any ex on OnlyFans.

No, we know you do, though. All right, they're lying.
All right, they're lying you do. All right, they lying.
You support the exe. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute. Wait, come on.
I know you ain't trying to be down with Park, boy. No, no, I do have an ex.
Fix it up. I forgot.
Fix it up. I forgot.
Yeah, you better fix it. She got OnlyFans.
The fuck is you talking about? How many exes have OnlyFans? Park has someone OnlyFans, too, if they was out of the U-Fouts. The U-Fouts? Yo.
I mean, not the U-Fouts. Yo.
What the fuck is wrong with you? The rehab, wherever they be going. Yo.
Not any better, but a little bit better. A little bit better.
I'll tell you. Parks, Texas is in the clinic trying to get healthy again.
Parks went and got married. Yeah.
Yo, you can't do that. That's crazy, yo.
Parks, you driving bitches crazy like that? No. You can't go get married after you do that.
I would shoot Parks. Parks.
I would shoot the shit out of him. You can't be one to speak, so.
Pew, pew. You left your ex in the clinic? No.
All right. You sure? Yes.
She went a little. She went to rehab? She went a little crazy afterwards? Moving on to the next Mel Topic.
Right. Respect.
Respect. Respect.
Dog problem, Mel. No.
No. Dog problem, Mel.
Okay. So you asked us the question.
You ever go check and see what your ex is doing on the OnlyFans? How many exes you have on OnlyFans, nigga? Some of your exes. Some of your exes.
You my man. Some of them bitches.
You choosing right, nigga. You choosing.
Them bitches don't be looking washed. I don't know how you.
Yo, you so dumb. Leave me alone.
No, I got to say it. Leave me alone.
Your choice of it. Unsubscribe.
Your pick of the litter be lit. Unsubscribe.
Which one are you talking about? You got the fancy litter litter too, nigga. You got messy boots.
Look at messy boots. Look at messy boots.
One of them look a little bit, you know, she like she a little bit ate a couple of donuts, but instead they're taking nothing from her. Hey, hey, put a beep through this one.
You need to change your damn link tree. Oh, mine's gone.
Change your family. I just checked two weeks ago.
It's gone. It was there.
Look at it. All right.
It's fine. I was like, man, I don't give a fuck.
You mean the foot shit you was doing? Moving right along. She was doing bullshit.
Moving right the fuck along. She was doing bullshit.
Hey bullshit hey cake I got some cake she was stepping on cake you were not stepping on cake stop shaming stop shaming guys who like that's cake shaming you made a deal with me and Ish that you don't have two cores on your feet nigga you owe Ish a thousand dollars I do fucking not you owe Ish and me a thousand dollars. I do not.
That nigga was subscribed. Nah, I'm out.
I'm out. To the high tier.
I got ugly ass feet, nigga. I do not.
My feet are fucking cute as fuck. Mel does not have ugly feet you reach right now.
Stop. My feet are fucking cute.
Mel. The page is devoted to my feet.
Let's go, Mel. Let's go.
Okay? They are cute. They don't hang over the fucking edge of high heels.
Okay, and in our next male topic.

All right.

Give the round of applause going for the next topic.

Oh, okay.

Oh, shit. Check that nigga.

We are going to congratulate Zendaya for being the first black woman to make $1 million an episode for the next season of Euphoria.

Ain't this the girl that says she wasn't black?

No.

Who was the girl that says she wasn't black?

I don't know who you're thinking about right now. Come on.
Zoe Saldana? Oh, okay. All right.
Round of applause. I'm like, wait.
Zendaya is this. Yes.
Zendaya is this. Shout out to Zendaya.
Her family black as shit, too. Black power.
Yeah, Zendaya is... She...
All right, I'm just checking. They showed a video of her and...
What's Spider-Man? Yeah, Spider-Man. Tom Holland.
Yeah, at the family. Nigga.
Her family is nigga niggas. Yeah, I saw that.
She don't look like it, but I was like, where the fuck? So, yeah, they black, black. Shout out to Zendaya.
Got it. Yeah.
Million dollars episode. That's lit.
That's incredible. I don't know how they're going to do the show.
Well. I mean the show's fucking wildly popular.
Yeah but without Homeboy. Rest in peace.
Oh. Well we shall see.
I know. I know.
Rest in peace. We'll see how they handle his passing.
Yeah. It's sad.
It is. Why are you laughing for you? No I'm.
Go Go ahead. We have other male topics.
All right. The embalmer, the embalmer.
Okay, so in most recent news, a Houston embalmer has been charged with abusing a corpse after allegedly mutilating the body of a deceased registered sex offender. She was working at a crematorium and she allegedly castrated

the body of Charles

Roy Rodriguez and

she took his

member and apparently

stuffed it in his mouth.

Huh?

Gender wars.

I don't know where this

falls in the gender war spectrum.

Gender wars. I guess it is.
Gender wars. war I'm telling you it was gender war time Alright Parks let me help you In the comments of this post Weird story to come across your algorithm But I'm a sicko so I saw it too And in the comments It was thousands of women Praising her Free sis what's her bill she did the right she did the right thing look look look why do you know that look because she paid oh okay no i'm funding the podcast right now i can't so that is what i mean when i say gender wars there are a lot of women that are in support of what she did so let me ask you guys and.
And Mel ain't say that, but I feel like that's where she stands on this. Oh, for sure.
So can I ask something to the two men here that have daughters? Let's just say that something incredibly unfortunate ever happened to them. What would you want to do to that man? Mutilate the motherfucker.
Thank you. Myself.
I wouldn't even want nobody else to do it. Let me get that.
So do you think that it is entirely possible that some of the comments made by these women are women that have experienced some sexual abuse? It's possible. Don't start moaning now.
Okay, I said it with my motherfucking chest. The guy's dead and it's wrong because it was the other way around.
What was the other way around? If it was the other way around, if a nigga just decided to cut some lady's tits off while she's dead. But what would be the reason? Who knows? Whatever the reason is.
Because she was a sexual abuser. Yeah.
Well, who cares what the reason is? It's a crime. It is a crime.
It is a crime. It is.
It's a crime. It's a crime.
It's a crime whether you do it in front of an audience or you don't do it in front of an audience. I think it speaks volumes that she decided to do this in front of an audience.
Well, it was two students. And I think it's wrong.
Do we have the ages of those students? No, they didn't list the ages of the students. But they were students basically learning mortuary.
When you say student, to me, that can include kid. But it doesn't.
Probably young adults. You can't say that because you don't know how old a person is.
Even if this person is... I think that if they were minors, that would have been...
I'm not saying minors. I'm saying kid.
I'm not saying... Kid.
No, I'm saying kid like we say kid, which is 22, a young person. Okay.
23. You're doing this in front of a young person.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I think it's sick if you're not doing it in front of a young person. I agree.
I think it's a crime. I think it's sick, period.
Mm-hmm period i think the same thing there was a story that went

around um somebody posted some screenshots of um and i i'm hearing allegedly is fake but somebody posted some screenshots of their 10 year old daughter and the stepfather and it was very yeah i saw that yeah had that been real but yeah the same shit should have happened to him hold on Let me just finish real quick. What I'm saying is

we all be

believing that

we all be believing that, yeah, these pedophiles and these people that fuck with kids should get fucked up. I would like to be careful with that because on the flip side, there's a report saying that the mom set dude up.
Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying'm i'm saying i said if it were real i said that but that is a big problem if it's real right if we're talking about uh castrating whether living or dead doing harm to someone and then you find out later that they may have been innocent or something like that fucked up then that's it's very fucked up it's very fucked up i i'm i with you 100%.
I'm just talking about we hear these stories.

You know, think of the movie

A Time to Kill.

Yes.

Which is based on a true story.

Like, we hear this shit happening

where somebody just takes

the law into their own hands.

They get their revenge back.

That was a father

that had something happen

to his daughter

and he went out

and got the motherfuckers

who did it.

Understood.

I think as parents,

we would feel that way.

We all would feel that way. So we can't just sit there and say, oh, wrong that she did that yes we can not say she was the parent yes we can say that because there's no feelings feelings are never wrong and that's where the line is but you keep talking about feelings i'm not talking about how nobody feel i'm talking about what they did based off those feelings i could feel however i want if i take it upon myself to now execute said plan not only am i breaking the, but I'm a little sick in the head to do this in front of some students.
I'm agreeing with you. I'm just talking about the feeling of saying that this person deserves it.
Alright, great. I'm not talking about the feeling.
I'm talking about the niggas that do it. The law is the law.
The actual act, you still broke a law. Regardless.
Some people are cool with that. Some motherfuckers, yo, I'm gonna take what come with it.
I'm too immature for this topic. I'll tell you why.
Rock out. No, not that.
She took the law in her own hands, I guess. No, she took vigilante style, whatever the fuck she was doing.
But me, speaking for me as a parent, and the lifestyle that I live even though it's not great, mentally I'm going into a space of wanting revenge if my daughter is hurt. To a person that's living.
I'm not going to call the cops, even though I should. I have to get into that mind frame and that mindset.
I have to change. My way of thinking is flawed, and I know that.
Instantly something happened, all right, J.R., we out. Let's go figure it out.
It's not a good way of thinking. But I think that's a natural reaction for a parent.
Not for all parents, though, because some parents will call the cops. Some parents will want to, yeah.
You want justice. Yeah.
It's based on how you look at life. It's also how you look at the justice system.
It's how you look at the justice system, especially if your daughter is considered a minority. And how little attention crimes against minorities get versus should she be lily white with blonde eyes, or sorry, blonde hair and blue eyes.
But then what happened? What laws are in place to save you from that, right? Somebody hurts your child, you're going to seek revenge, you hurt the person, not necessarily have to kill them, but you're going to get the same penalty as anybody else. That's a fact.
It depends on which state, but a good defense attorney can get you off on something like, you know, it was a moment of passion or whatever the case, a crime of passion. Temporary insanity.
Temporary insanity, shit like that. There's defenses against that when you react to something that is you know you were temporarily not even thinking it was

just reacting off emotion in that moment okay you're and you but that person has nothing to do with this you're not related to nobody correct yeah no we went off on the tangent that's not related to this but let's bring it back okay bringing it back lady is not related to nobody and she's in she's just doing shit teaching supposed to be teaching people how to do things and she cut his dick off at his foundation and shoved it in his mouth.

Somebody in the world loved this person. Correct.
Somebody is coming to the funeral to cry over this person. Certain jobs you're not supposed to have if you're going to just use it to fucking If you can't separate your emotions out of them.
And imagine being the students. They're probably fucking Yeah, like I can't believe that we're doing a deep dive here about this.

But if it takes all of us to let Mel Ford know that this is wrong...

I said, no, no, no, no.

I said that this was a criminal act.

I said, I stated that.

But we are...

Even in this example, bro, that could have...

Let's say the embalmer was related to the person that...

It still ain't going to change nothing.

It's still wrong.

Legally wrong. I'm just saying that sometimes motherfuckers don't care about that legal shit and they'll just do it.
And some of these niggas deserve some of that shit. Okay, well those people have the right to.
Yeah, that's all. Those people have the right to.
If you're willing to bear the brunt of what comes after your actions than have at it.

Yeah.

Why you got serious like that over the topic?

Maybe because you're disgusted

about his ladies' actions?

Because Mel's making an excuse

for the ladies' actions?

I didn't make an excuse.

I'm not making an excuse.

I do think it's disgusting,

but I'm not disgusted.

I do agree with you

in front of students.

It could be children.

You're teaching.

I would have a whole different take

if she did this by herself. Me too.
If she did it by herself and just fucking, oh, I couldn't fight it. I'm here.
I'm done that. Fuck this nigga.
I would have a whole different take. You're doing that in front of people.
I just, I don't respect it. That's fair.
I don't respect it. I'm with you.
That's definitely fair. Yeah.
She could have done that on her own. If she was so in, you know.
Yeah, if it was in the rage of whatever you're feeling and then triggered something from you. Yeah, I understand.
Fine. It's just showing the wrong shit to kids.
You know what I'm saying? Like to students. These are people that are learning from you how to behave, not how to cut dicks off.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Sorry, Mel.
No, I mean, it's fine. I just, you know, it was an interesting story that had interesting story that had a very polarizing reaction in the comments and shit like that.

That's good.

You chicks out there want to shove a dick in.

Oh, yeah.

How do you champion Lorena Bobbitt?

She was a superhero.

It's all right.

It's all right to say.

We know.

It's all right.

So anyways.

What else in Mel News?

The high school runner who was accused of. Boop bop.
Exactly, that one. She's accused? No, so she's being charged with a misdemeanor.
But the NAACP is coming in because they say that there is footage from a different angle that supports what she says, that it was an accident. All right, well, that's all.
Well, free her. I don't know.
I mean, I have yet to see it. But it was an accident.
All right.

Well, I saw. Well, free her.

I don't know.

I mean, I have yet to see it.

Free her.

I hope the other girl gets well.

Yeah.

It's interesting that.

She caught you.

Should have been running in front.

Should have lost.

Should have lost the race.

Yeah.

She lost the stuff.

She got you.

I mean, that's it.

She fucked her up, though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She did.

Yeah.

NAACP is like fucking, what's that black lawyer name that showed up to anybody's house right after their son died? Ben... Benjamin Crump.
We gotta talk about that. Excuse me.
See? Stop it. Stop.
That's why I keep my phone. When.
When they start their shit, I'm ready. Benjamin, what's his name again? Crump.
He be at your door while your kid is on their way to the hospital. Hey, you want to be on the news? Benjamin Crump.
That niggas is getting money, boy. All right, anyway, shout out to him.
What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? So Anthony Mackie was giving an interview just recently. Oh, yeah, this is our last male topic.
Anthony Mackie. And he's quoted as saying the American male is dead.
So, Parks, I sent you the video if you want to play that. The American male? Yeah, so he...
What do you mean? Y y'all i guess the concept of masculinity i'm sure so we'll listen to him let's hear this we'll see what old anthony mackey has to say huh keep my boys uh humble like my boys have never had a pair of jordans you know my boys don't do all that internet fly shit i'm like like, you're kids. And no, I don't, I could be the biggest star in the world.
Do not let me catch you being stupid. Do not.
And my oldest gets it. My 15-year-old, he tell the other one.
Shout out to the real clerk. Yo, don't make dad mad.
Because once you get one that's right, he going to straighten the other ones out. So it's just that thing of in the past 20 years, we've we've been living through the death of the American male.
They have literally killed masculinity in our homes, in our communities for one reason or another. But I raise my boys to be young men.
And however you feel about that, you feel about that. But my boys will always be respectful.
They will always say, yes ma'am no sir no ma'am they will always say thank you like that they will always open the door for a lady they will always make sure that their mother is taken care and provided for they will always be men and that's always since they were two years old every time i left for tell my 15-year-old, you're the man of the house.

You make sure these doors are locked every night.

This alarm is on.

You text me or you call me

every night before you go to bed

and you wake up.

I love that.

Because we're men.

If I'm not there to protect,

he got to be there to protect.

Because you can have

all the money in the world

climb through the window.

That money means nothing.

You can have all the celebrity

in the world

jump through the door.

That celebrity means nothing.

This sounds like much more of a conversation about being a good father than American masculinity. I wait for the masculinity part.
I don't know what he, so that's what I was wondering. What did he mean by saying over the last 20 years has killed the American male and the idea of masculinity? But then also when you, do you guys agree with that statement

of when you leave

the house,

you leave your 15-year-old

in charge?

Is that like kind of

hoisting too much

responsibility

on a child's shoulders?

No.

I don't think so.

I'm with them with that.

I mean,

I don't have a 15-year-old

male in the house,

but yeah,

at that age,

that's what I was. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they expect you to be the man of the house.
Yeah. Like, shit like he's saying, yo, make sure the doors are locked.
Make sure the alarm is on. Make sure the window's on.
That's a responsibility. He's not talking about, like, going out and getting a high-earning salary and digging wells or...
No, I don't mean that. I mean, like, being, like, the protector of the house.
Like, should somebody come inside kind of thing? Like, should an intruder come over? No, he's just saying be responsible. He's just saying you just gotta do the check, the fucking checks of the house before you go to bed.
Yeah. One of your brothers...
I was left alone, okay? All I had was dogs and cats and fucking birds and fish, okay? That's who looked after me. You was in the woods somewhere.
I was not in the woods. I was in Toronto.
You was in the woods in Toronto. I was living in Toronto proper, okay? It was the city.
Were you in the cabin? No, I wasn't in a fucking cabin. You know how the Russians do when they come here? They go deep in the woods.
I was not in the woods. What's that deep dive here? It sounds like he was doing some great father talk.
I thought that was going to be something else. It's just his statement saying the American male is dead and the idea of masculinity is dead and all that other stuff.
Like it just had people interpreting it just different ways. In this conversation, that sounds like a clickbait headline.
But if you want to talk about is American masculinity dead? I don't think so. I think that there are.
Yes. Okay.
All right, let's hear it. Women has taken on the role of American masculinity in men.
And not intentionally, it's just that's what's being pushed to us. Because it's being highlighted that women are now the masculine one in relationships when there's still good men out there not being highlighted and good men that believe in responsibility and being a man in a relationship.
Isn't part of being a good man

not being highlighted for being a good man? Not to be a dick because I'm not trying to be a dick

and I'm not trying to harp on things. This was my fucking point with that Dolce straight man

red flag conversation. This was the exact point.
What he's saying is that there are still men. Talk about it.
Whatever your interpretation of that is, he described his. A lot of men agree with.
There are still men out there. That's not being erased though.
You think what he a man is being erased? No, and hold on one second here. What you're alluding to, what you're alluding to is- I can't land.
I know that. You can't tell me what I'm alluding to if I can't land.
I'm basing it on the last conversation that we had about this, where you landed all over the place. But we're having a new conversation, and I'm'm making a point that connects full circle the depiction of what a man looks like many people and i said this in that doji conversation feel that there's an erasure happening with that so when you hear somebody say hey i'm raising mine like this like men like some people still take pride in whatever that interpretation of man is but to act like when you pick up a newspaper a magazine hear from prominent black people fucking see on tv see in movies that that version of man is not being represented properly like there's a reason for it and that doji common is part of it she has nothing to do with this so i so I don't want to get back to her.
But that's why y'all that were like, oh, y'all making a big deal out of nothing. Some people were making a big deal out of it because they see a different picture happening over the years.
They tied it to the other shit. Our children, I mean, we have children that we're raising, and what they're learning is not, what they're learning is on the contrary of what's happening in the home.
They'll show you a man sucking another man's dick today before they show you a man acting like a man. Exactly.
What does acting like a man mean? Acting like a man, being responsible. I keep saying that's open for your own interpretation.
It is, and so... Many people agree with some of the things that he laid out, which is, hey, yes, I'm 15 years old.
Yes, there's older people, older women, adults in the house. But none of that matters to a man.
A man is going to be a man at all points in time. Preach, nigga.
So, yeah, that's me telling my son, hey, when you get a job at 16, this is what you do when you get paid. You take that money home.
Yeah, you live with your mom. And you be the man of the house if there's no man in there.
If she's not married, if there's nobody else here, that's your job. Make sure these bills are paid.
Help mom in any way you possibly can because that's what a man does. And so for you niggas to act like it's not an're happening i don't understand it let me go and i want to say i don't feel like the doshi conversation applies here because what to me what she was describing she was describing her preference and if you're saying that she's describing a type of man that lacks masculinity then that would lend to the the argument there's an attack on straight men hold on I'm not trying to interpret it from her.
That would lend argument. There's an attack on straight men.
Hold on. I'm not trying to interpret it from her.
There's an attack on strong, straight men. Period.
I'm not trying to fucking read through cryptic notes about how you feel about social media. That is a fact.
You are 100% correct. I told you back when we was over at Parks Crib, I said, yo, you ever want to test that theory? Go search straight black man on Twitter.
And put it in quotes. And you went and looked and was like, oh, this is pissing me off.
That's just been a thing. I know, but anytime...
That's a thing. But anytime we start hearing from somebody who might share in those views, every excuse is made for them.
Every excuse. Every excuse is made for them.
They start bringing up different shit that has nothing to do with the topic about how women suffer for over the years. Yeah, how about we just eliminate the excuses and say there are some people that share in the ideology that these niggas are red flags and they're dangerous and we'd rather be around a bear.
That's the point of the fucking beer conversation again. It's really not.

A man is telling you something.

Let me ask you two something.

Let me ask you two something as

having daughters.

What are the things that you tell?

Even that's the point.

Why you can't hear from a man that don't have a daughter?

Can I fucking talk?

Can I fucking talk?

And because having a daughter changes your perspective on a lot of things. Thank you fucking very much.
I'm going to tell you that. But not mine.
Ice, but wait. That is the point.
Joe. Niggas don't need a daughter to qualify.
We speaking as men. Joe.
I hear you. I'm telling you, as a man with a daughter.
We got that part. But you can't.
We're talking about just men. I know you yelling, but you can't.
No, we're just talking about men. I understand that.
We're not talking about your daughter, your mom, your sister. We got that part.
This conversation started and should end with men telling you about men and the erasure of men. You don't need to speak to somebody with a daughter to see how a man feels.
Speak to a fucking man. Okay, let her get that shit off.
Please no no please continue he completely shut down everything no because i can't respond to the doshis thing i can't respond to the you can't respond i can't because because it all factors in it does my fucking argument when you keep bringing up this bear shit it's fucking pissing me off because you are being willfully fucking obtuse all right stay fucking there you two you have daughters what is it that you are teaching your daughters in terms of when they go out into the world how to conduct themselves in terms only in terms of their sense of personal safety who do they need to keep themselves safe from who Who? And don't, just answer the question. People.
Yeah, I was going to say the world. Okay.
The world. Can you be a little bit more specific? People.
Like you said, it's not, I get where you're trying to go with that. I'm not sitting there, I mean, I'm not at that point yet, but it's not, hey, look out for Ben, look out for boys.
No, it's look out for people. Okay.
People are fucked up out here today. And I'm just asking you two specifically.
Hold on. I have a 15 year old daughter.
Yeah, he can answer better than I can. I have a 15 year old daughter.
I tell her to be on the lookout for people, jealous girls, but I also tell her to be on the lookout for older men that's trying to prey on younger girls, offering rides and stuff like that. Is that where you're getting at? I tell her that, but that's that that's, that's a, that's what you learn in growing up and that's that some men do that.
No, and that is fair. Okay.
And that is fucking accurate. I can tell you stories of when I was 11 and 12.
No, fuck that. Eight.
Eight. We had a handyman that used to come to the house and one day my father was just like, my parents worked and my dad was literally like, he's coming to the house, just give him the money for the work that he did blah blah blah he came to the house I was there alone he was drunk and he tried to do some shit to me it was fucking terrifying because I'm in my own fucking house and this is somebody that my parents fucking trusted and he came there drunk and it was really fucking bad that is just one experience.
There's so many more that I can talk about

that happened before the age of fucking 16 years old.

The reality is,

is that you can be in the safest environment

and still there will be a situation that unfolds

where you need to teach your daughters

to be careful of predatory boys and men.

I'm not talking about people. I know, I know? Just wait one second.
Anything can fucking happen. That story about the handyman, was your dad there for that? No, he wasn't.
He was at work. It was during the day.
It was like fucking noon or something like that. Okay, so hold on.
There are systematic efforts that are out there to discredit and silence the black man. I'm not, I'm not, I'm just, I'm not talking.
But you have to acknowledge that too, man. I'm not, I'm not.
Wait, wait, wait, listen. You have, not have to, you should acknowledge the fact that there is a movement to discredit the black man, to discredit men.
The straight black man. The straight, it is, man.
Not just black men, the straight black man the straight online they're showing that women have all this power and women are in control of the home and the black man are not here to take care of different legislation legislation that's being that roe roe v wade being overturned um the anti-abortion laws there is literally which on my social media that's being fed to our children. And now, if you go on here, there's always something to discredit the black man.
You know that and I know that. So that's what the point we're getting at is that there's something that's going on.
Not taking away that there's not... We know that there's predators out there.
We know that there's men out there that take advantage. But there's also a lot of great men out there that take care of their family, that provide for their children, that protect the home.

And that's not being highlighted anymore.

In no way, shape, or form am I fucking denying that at all. Got it.
Shit, I'll highlight it as much as possible. You don't when you say I'd rather be around a bear.
Oh, my God. Literally.
You don't, though, when you say that. Stop, stop, because the fucking bear is literally just a fucking extreme metaphor for the high rate incidence rate of fucking sexual assault against women and girls.
That's it. It is a fucking metaphor.
Get over it, okay? That has nothing to do with the erasure of the concept of the straight fucking... It has nothing to do with it.
It has to do with sexual assault. That is it.
That is it.

That is all.

That is it.

That is all.

Please let me get this one word.

Please.

And we don't have to yell and get hostile here.

We don't have to do that.

You're right, but I'm very frustrated by the way that that conversation has been handled over the course of months over here.

Especially for somebody who has literally experienced it. Literally experienced it more times than i care to count i'm gonna say this in closing because i feel like we have rehashed the bear conversation a bunch that's true but if the bear conversation is being had through the lens of only sexual assault victims and victims of sexual violence, then you have now answered a question while erasing the rest of the field of men, good men, cornerstone men, legacy building great men.
You are erasing that and answering the question through the lens of trauma and pain and horrible experiences with men. So when you hear Anthony Mackie describe what it is to be a man, where is the confusion at? We're not talking about men that do that.
We're talking about men and men should be acknowledged. Because we are, because the two things have nothing to fucking do with each other.
Listen. Alright, look, look.
Just wait. Just wait.
I'm done. The idea.
Because she's not going to get it no matter what you're saying. You don't get it.
You don't get it. You don't get it.
Do you feel like you're part of the problem because you also highlighted that that pressure could be too much for the 15 year old son. That's the first thing you went to.
We are going all over the fucking place. No, I'm just saying that.
Listen, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one second.
But you made an excuse for him to... Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait one second.
Wait one second. He brought up the bear.
He brought it up. This wasn't even part of the fucking conversation right now.
That was just throwing a fucking monkey wrench into the conversation about male masculinity. We're not...
That has nothing to do with the fucking bear. Got it.
That was not part of. It has everything to do with the erasure of men and what it is to be a man.
Look. And that's a man telling you.
No, just wait one second. But even that, a man can't tell you nothing.
Go ahead, man. Go ahead.
There was this case that just unfolded in fucking France. And the woman's at the helm of this case.
Her name is Giselle Pellico. She was 70 years old.
And her husband, husband, spent the better part of a decade drugging her and advertising to men to come over and sexually assault her. And she did not know it.
And do you know who these men were? There was like 50 of them, 51 of them got some form of, I don't know, punishment, legal punishment. These men were doctors, plumbers, lawyers.
They were family men. They were grandfathers.
They were all the things. The whole point is that there is no face of a predator.
There's no face. There is no look.
There's no nothing. You can't tell.
So when women are talking about sexual assault, it has nothing to do with, you know, be afraid of, you know, men because they're just scary. It's just, there's no fucking picture as to what predatory, what a predator looks like.
The predator can look like your next door fucking neighbor. The predator can look like your fucking father.
The predator can be your uncle, can be your brother, can be anybody. That's the whole point.
Which is more reason for Anthony Mackie to describe what raising a man looks like. Can I say something to you? So that he does not become a partner.
Can I say something to you, Joe?

What the fuck?

Go ahead, man.

Yeah.

Here's my thing.

Yeah, agreed.

Here's my thing.

Because that's really what it is.

We are so used to looking down upon black men.

Not saying you're doing it, but people is.

Because the first thing you said, and I said this,

when he said about what he's teaching his 15-year-old son is that you made an excuse by saying that it's not an excuse do you think asked a question do you ask the question sorry ma'am saying that do you think it may be too much pressure on this child do you want to know why we don't think that do you want to know why I asked that we teach our boys do you know why I want to know. This is why I asked it.
Yes, ma'am. Simple reason why.
Because as black people, black women, black men, we are forced to grow up a lot faster than we should. Okay? We are looked at as more mature than our years actually, you know, dictate.
And that is unfair. That's unfair to both black female children and black male children.
They should be able and they should be allowed to have a childhood. A full childhood.
That was the only reason why I asked. Had nothing to do with him making a poor decision.
I do get that because on the flip side, the flip side of that would be the girl that is 13, 14. And you got to take care of your siblings now.
You're being forced to be. Because society, because that's some of the positions that society afford to people.
And I understand that. But Anthony Mackie is very, very rich.
He has a lot of money. He has a lot of access to things.
I'm just talking about him specifically. I'm not talking about, you know, say the single mom who's got several children and she's got to work two jobs.
And yes, then she relies on her children. And I understand that.
I'm not talking. Is that an exception? Do you give that an exception? And I will give him that he could be considered an exception to the rule.
That was the only reason why I asked that question. And it had nothing to do with, you know, the concept of masculinity being bastardized or forced upon him too early.
No, it's just like he's still kind of a kid and he should be able to be a kid. That's the only reason why I asked it.
Do you know what it's like? In closing for me, when we say be a kid, right? People used to say that pertaining to me and my son because I teach them the same values of being a man. Do you, as soon as you let you take that hand off and let them be a kid, they do.
They succumb to peer pressure. They do stupid shit that kids do.
They forget the guidance and the rules that you instill in them. So, like, when we say let them be a kid, what does that what does that entail? Right.
Let them be a kid. Being a kid.
Cool. You can have fun, but it comes to some rules and regulations when it comes to being a kid.
You can't just let a kid be a kid. Okay.
I mean, this is a whole separate conversation but I want to say that because I hear that a lot and I'm a prime example of oh, let them be a kid and taking that off and then shit go haywire. Look, letting them be a kid don't necessarily mean taking a hand off.
They just talk about putting the added responsibility on the kid. That ain't necessarily, you can still have your rules and the way you're guiding this kid.
Got it. And let them grow up without basically being a parent or the father of the house.
Both can happen. I feel like, you know, in closing, I feel...
Okay, I us up. Yeah, let's get out of here.
Okay, I was just going to say, I feel like, you know, that I had a lot of responsibility put on my shoulders way too early. I wasn't allowed to be a kid, like, for as long as I should have been.
I wasn't allowed. And so that's the only reason why I asked the question.
It had nothing to do with the concept masculinity. But look at what you became.
Look at what you became. Smart, intellectual.
Yeah. Right, focused, determined.
Yeah. Like, highlight the positivities of that.
Can I add adjectives? It's great. I will.
But go on. Go.
No, I think it's great. I think, you know, like...
Successful. Yes, but it would...
Yeah, beautiful, strong, resilient. Yes.
Thank you. Come on.
Thank you. Come on.
Thank you. Let me think of some more adjectives.
Fucking one of the brightest.

One of the fucking strongest.

Extremely most.

Resilient, tenacious.

With the most will, determined.

Yeah.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Okay.

All right.

Moving right along.

Yo, this is great.

I'm a man.

Niggas went crazy.

Shout out to Pops, Joe Pops.

I know Joe.

I can hear Joe Pops now.

Them niggas don't play when it comes to being men.

At all.

They don't play.

Joe with his back.

It's much so long you could be the potter and mean a great potter and cater to everyone.

Sometimes your true feelings come out, nigga.

You good?

What's your feeling?

Nigga, you a man.

There's some shit going on with black men.

I was waiting for you to say it.

No.

A lot of times.

This shit been going on.

Yeah, but we don't highlight that.

And I'm happy that you did.

It's been going on.

They make straight black men as the devil, my nigga.

I was burping. I'm sorry.
Don't burp while we're talking about black men. Don't burp while we're talking about black men.
Okay, all right, sorry. Protein shit.
That was funny. Let's go, man.
I didn't mean to come off trigger. If I came off trigger, I'm sorry.
Nah, you good. I vote guys.
We were impassioned. There you go.
I like that, though, Joe. That's what I was talking about, nigga.
I was calling for him. I'm just saying.
That's what I'm sorry. Nah, you good.
We were impassioned. There you go.
I like that though, Joe. That's what I was talking about, nigga.
I was calling

for it. I'm just saying.
That's the one I called you

for. I was getting triggered off of Mel's

reactions to Anthony Mackie

because then I just started hearing all of this shit

from the Dochi and the beer.

I just started hearing it all.

My thing is like,

go speak to men.

No, and here's the thing. If you

go speak to men, like

if you change the beer pole into

Thank you. My thing is like, go speak to men.
No, and here's the thing. If you go speak to men, like if you change the beer pole into like a man positive pole, like to really gain information, like plenty men feel like that or that there's no room to talk or speak because we play the clips all the time.
We got to just tuck it, keep it moving, be a man, protect, serve, provide for, all of the shit that comes with being a man. There's also plenty of men that feel horrible that women feel like she feels.
For sure. Because that's being a man.
I think that's part of being a man. Yeah, that's the main part of being a man.
Like, damn, that's fucked up that you would rather be with a fucking potentially vicious animal than be with a man. Because y'all can't tell.
Yeah. But her thing is saying it's an extreme, smell this thing.
It's extreme and as adults we could differentiate it. But what about the people that we're trying to teach that can't? What about the young women? Yeah, the young women that may think like, oh, maybe this is a possibility.
Here's the thing is like a bunch of guys were also polled. And there was either guys who were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And other guys that were like, yeah, I totally understand what the concept of this metaphor is.
But we had the discussion. I understand.
But I will say, you know, to Parks' point, that headline was really clickbaity. I don't think that anything he said was wrong.
He didn't say anything wrong. But that's the reason.
Hold on, but that's the reason.

We should be highlighting facts. No, Joe.

There you go.

Joe, but that's...

Instead of the fucking gender warning.

Yeah, but hold on, nigga.

Open it up.

Don't tell another man.

It gives you credency example, nigga.

That's one of the reasons.

Nigga, they made a fucking topic

about a nigga talking about

being a great father

and teaching his son.

And all they took from it...

Do a clickbait.

Clickbait.

All they took from it

was him saying American man

being fucking erased.

That's it, nigga.

Anthony Mack, you're right, man.

Thank you. being a great father and teaching his son about doing a clickbait.
All they took from it was him saying American man being

fucking erased.

That's it, nigga.

Anthony Mack,

you're right, man.

Salute.

That man shit's over with.

Never.

It's gone.

It's a thing of the past.

Never.

It's prehistoric.

Never.

It's gone.

It's gone.

Never.

Ah!

Never.

All right, we did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it. Okay, and that wraps up Mel's topics for the day.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it.
Okay, and that wraps up Mel's topics for the day. We got it.
We got it. And I told y'all that when we got to the Anthony Mackie bar that I was going to promote Mel.
You said it. You did.
He's like, I'm going to use that when the trigger Mel. For sure, for sure, for sure.
Shout out to Mel, though. I love when the plan comes together.
I hate that you can do that. I ain't going to hold you.
Give it up for a plan coming together. I'm not going to hold you.
I hate that you can do that. What? Why? It's like some puppet master shit.
Like, yo, I know exactly what to say on what topics to get who I want to get triggered. It's just a part of profiling.
When Mel wrote that on the board and none of us really knew what the topic was, I was like, okay, I got you, girl. I'm with you.
I'm right with you. That's like a superpower money.
I see what you're doing. I see where you're trying to go.
Come on, let's have it. I'm with you.
I'm always with you. Dang.
All right, what else is important? We did good. What else is important, unimportant? We did, we did, we did.
Y'all got a question for y'all. What's up? 2010.
Do y'all think like Lil Wayne, like... Was he the greatest rapper in the life? Was that his Brian? You know why that's nasty, nigga? Because we start off the topic with...
We start off the part with a great topic, nigga, because it flipped, and now you want to try to shit on it, nigga. Are you doing this? No, y'all been killing it.
Are you doing this again? Yeah, yeah. Negativity highlighter.

Do we want to talk about

Tiana's divorce results?

We can talk about it.

Shout out to Tiana.

Shout out to Shump.

Yeah, you can talk about it.

Anybody have the results up?

What she was awarded?

It's a long list.

Damn sure is.

I started feeling bad

for my nigga Shump a little bit. But I think he saves his money though.
Shout out to Shump. Shout out to Teyano too.
Okay. Teyano receiving four homes worth more than $10 million, a single seven figure payment, several luxury cars such as a $300,000 Maybach, Sprinter which is $70,000 in a tour bus.
She means ownership of her companies. Additionally, he must pay $8,000 a month in child support and he is responsible for the entire expense of private school tuition.
And she has Aaron Pierre. They had a prenup, right?

I think that was mentioned somewhere.

I don't know.

I thought I read somewhere.

She got all of that

and has Aaron Pierre.

Fucking big win.

He got to pop out with something.

Are you fucking kidding me?

He got to pop out with something.

Shump is my man.

Shout out to Shump.

He's my brother.

Love him.

This could not have gone

any more wrong. Remember Shump was talking about taking Shout out to Shump.
That's my brother. Love him.
This could not have gone any more wrong.

Remember Shump was talking

about taking her to court

to get half?

Shump was talking about,

aye, I'm taking you to court

for child support, girl.

You're going to pay me.

This could not have...

Where they at in L.A.?

Where was this done?

Atlanta.

Atlanta?

Home of the black?

They did this to a black family?

You ratioed a black man? What the fuck did he get? He ain't get a damn thing. He lost it all.
No, he didn't. What do you got? I think whenever they checked on Shump or whatever, you know, Shump saves money.
He got an orange Gatorade. He's frugal when it comes to spending.
I mean, when it comes to spending. So I think that he had money put away.
They let him keep his calf shorts. Watch your fucking mouth.
That's my man. But he getting these jokes, nigga.
I got a job to do. They spanked him.
They spanked him. They let him keep his warm-ups.
Shump, what the fuck? They let him have his mixtape catalog. You rhyming, right? All right, that's you.
But the cars, the houses, the cribs. child support, everything that you bought when y'all was super up, that goes to her.
All the houses. You get some Dat Piff records.
Watch your fucking mouth with my friend. What else y'all get? The memories.
A Gumby. Do you want to get a Gumby again? Oh, yeah, you got to get the Gumby back.
That's you. Get the Gumby back, for sure.
You could get the Gumby, my G. You could get the Gumby back.
Let me see. What else is he gave, Chump? Chopped up.
They gave him a chopped cheese from his Nick days. Oh, yeah.
From Sandwich Eaters. Oh, for sure.
Oh, good one. From somewhere nice.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a good chopped cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What else? That's fucked up, Clint. I'm with you.
Chump is my man. He's a friend of the show.
But Tiana, my friend, too. So I'm just happy that they were able to, because she wanted one.
Tiana's my friend, but. Love Tiana.
She went and got a lot more successful since we met. Ah.
And I think that same thing might apply to Shump. Like, she went and got, started winning Emmys and shit like her whatever she did for her fucking brand and catch hey my bitch is out of here and then he went and got killed on the shot cut from the calves him and booby Shump come up here man we ain't gonna let you talk bad about Teyana Because we New York And that's our girl But god Damn What did they give him He got more shit You can add No no no That's not true If you got some Coogee outfits That's you You can keep it What else You know this is an agreement That Some Pele Pele jackets You know this I don't want the leathers Do You know this is an agreement that...
Some Pele Pele jackets.

I don't want the leathers.

Do you know this is an agreement that both their lawyers

came up with? It's an agreement amongst each other.

So he knows a compromise. Yeah, but

sometimes one lawyer spanked the other one.

And the great words are ish.

Bougie.

No. Hey, I don't get...

I read this statement from Tiana Mom,

Shump Mom, somebody was like, hey, they split things up evenly. Everybody left with...
Got it. Got it.
And you get Aaron Pierre? Yeah. I'm going to fuck you up, yo, when it's over.
I got to slide to the Lion King 2 taping. It was Lion King?

What movie did Mufasa say?

Mufasa.

Jennifer Hudson, they on your ass.

That's Jennifer Hudson with the hallway

with the dancing Mufasa shit, right?

Yeah, all of them.

They on Jennifer Hudson's ass

for the hallway being empty on some of the celebs.

So now, ever since I read that,

that's all I could see.

So when Big Sean come dancing down, I just look at the hallway and I'm not gonna lie, some people... Missing.
Lunch break. I'm asking y'all, I wanna know how y'all would feel if y'all were the celebrity and you show up to do Jennifer Hudson's hallway of dance.

I'm going to just stroll.

And it ain't nobody there.

My feelings would be hurt.

Yeah, I'm going to be tight.

I'm just going to walk.

Yeah.

And I was like, all right.

I just walk real quickly.

All right.

And they killed the Big Sean song.

It's just people wasn't there.

There.

Shout out to Sean, man.

Shout out to Big Sean.

Shout out to everybody, man. There you go.
Yeah. The whole world.
Mel, what does it mean to be a man? That's Mel. First time.
Yo, when I tell y'all that Mel is going to stab me one of these days, I'm fully aware of it. And I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it for the team. I'm going to just take it for the team.
I'm going to take it like a man. Mel is going to stab the shit out of me.
Oh, shit. Are we out of here? That's what's going to happen.
If we could schedule that and Poe is there with a camera, I would release it. I know.
And if you stab me somewhere non-threatening, I'm okay. I'm okay with it.
Look at the lengths I'll go through for the content. I get my life for the content, man.
$50. Look, she's thinking about it.
That's how I know she a muck. I'm just looking, trying to figure out where I can avoid major arteries or organs.
I'm big enough, so there's enough room. Yeah, I know.
That was what I was thinking. Oh what else is important unimportant important unimportant what else what else what else what else what else what else J-Rock seems to have a running with the law yeah we don't have too many details right well we have absolutely no details they said they pulled him over and he had a gun in the car.
They said he was allegedly drinking in public and trespassing. And when they tried to arrest him from the car, he took off running.
Oh. And there was a gun in the car.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a run. When I read that, I'm like, okay, if he, there's a gun in the car.
Free J-Rock. Yeah, absolutely.
Free J-Rock He ain't do nothing wrong Nope Fuck out of here Leave him alone Come on What do we think about Vivica Fox getting a BBL At 60 years old How do we feel Come on We're gonna toss it To our BBL experts Wait I don't You want to toss it to yourself? I'll leave you off the back, boy. Am I the BBL expert? Yes.
No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.
Out of everybody in this room? I mean, if I'm protecting your covers, then yeah. I know y'all got podcast covers.
No, I ain't got no podcast cover. Oh, please.
You brought a bunch of bitches with BBLs to the compound.

You brought a bunch of bitches

with BBLs to the compound.

Hey, dog.

You did.

I did.

I know you tried to erase

your compound image.

I'm not erasing my compound image.

The bitches that were sticking

a Hennessy bottle

when they pussy had BBLs.

Do you know how little they was?

They did not have BBLs, my nigga.

Little chicks get BBLs?

They didn't have BBLs.

You know a lot of chicks

with BBLs.

I know chicks with BBLs,

but that's not the point. And you know a lot of older chicks with BBLs.
Me? Yeah. No, I don't.
Yeah. BBL, Melly.
No, I don't. Not you.
And you know a lot of people with BBLs. Now you.
I do. I'm a BBL condesor.
Yeah. I'm trying to just put some shit on me.
Come on. What do we think about Vivica Foss getting a BBL at 60 years old? And throwing a party for said BBL.
Does it look good? But wait, I thought that was just her 60th birthday. That's what she got for herself.
There you go. Double whammy.
I was about to say, maybe you got a BBL for her birthday. All right, well, congratulations.
There you go. Come on.
That's hate. Man, man.
Do you feel like a woman at 60 should get a BBL? A black woman. Because Abuela gonna get one at 60.
Yeah, I think that a woman who wants to do that should go ahead and do that. Got it.
Do you think she should celebrate it? Her body, her choice. Pretty much.
Do you think it should be celebrated, or she should just move? She chose to celebrate it, then hey, more power to her. But you wouldn't do that, right? Independence for women should always be celebrated.
True. There you go.
That's like when you tickle zimping and lose weight. Are you going to throw a party for it? I don't know.
Are you? I will. Okay.
Nah, I'm talking about in general. Did I? No.
Okay, there we go. That's the answer to the question.
No. Yeah.
I think she should do what she wants to do. Whatever makes her happy.
That's what I want to do. Whatever makes her happy.
It's bullshit. But what did you think about it when you first seen it come across your own? Take her.
That's what I'm saying, man. Take this bullshit off.
Bitch, you threw a party for what? Come on. I know how your mind thinks.
Bitch, you look crazy. I'm natural.
You know you was bigging yourself up? No. No.
No. No.
I don't do that. Leave her trying to keep up, man.
Leave her alone. Let her keep up.
She's trying to keep up. I'm natural.
You know you was bigging yourself up. No.
No.

No.

I don't do that. Vivica trying to keep up, man.

Leave her alone.

Let her keep up.

She trying to keep up.

I just have some concerns.

There we go.

Concerns.

Just some concerns.

That's it.

That's it.

But it's not me.

It's not me.

It's not my choice.

She's 60.

Single.

I get it.

Vivica.

Got to compete out there.

Yeah, but cutting into your body like that.

I really shouldn't.

It just creates like a whole lot.

I'm not saying you should what are you competing with at 60 years old girls with ass damn okay got it you got it you got it hey it's over Joe we listen and we don't judge that's right we listen and we don't judge we don't judge nigga that's the problem don't judge. We don't judge, nigga.
That's the problem.

These 60-year-old heifers is out here still trying to compete.

Yes.

Because you don't want to age out the game, nigga. Go to bed.

No, they don't want to age out the game.

You've aged out the game.

Not as long as Dr. Such-and-such is still in business.

You've aged out the game.

You've aged out, yo.

Go to bed.

You don't have to compete at 60 years old.

It's a whole crop of-

You bitches are fucking psycho and nuts. Bro, it's a whole crop of 20-plus-year-olds that heard about you, looking at you, had pictures of you.
At 60 years old, you're going to go compete with a 25-year-old girl? I don't think the 60-year-old is competing with a 25-year-old girl. Huh? I don't think that in her mind she's competing with a 25-year-old girl.
Mel is purposely trying to trigger me this episode. I'm not.
She's trying to get you back. She's doing something to me.
You don't think so? Let her expound. Why do you think that she's incompetent? Why do you choose that age? Why do you think that a 60 year old hones in on 25 year olds and say I'm in direct competition with you? Why do you think that? That is because that's fucking weird.

One, because the 60 year olds are not

the demo that made BBLs

famous and popular.

Two, because

the 20, because

the 60 year olds are going

after the same men that 25

year olds are going after.

That puts you in direct competition

with 25 year olds. I think that that's an assumption on your part.
Wait, which part? That they're going for the same men that 25 year olds are going for. I think that's an assumption.
Now we have proof that they're going after the same men. That's not me assuming.
We have proof of that. Okay, so.
Bill Belichick got a 27 year old. They all are going after the 25 year old.
That's fucking gross, by the way. But it's happening.
But hold on. How old is Madonna's boyfriend? Cher's.
Cher's boyfriend's like 36. Madonna's boyfriend is younger than that.
It's a 28 or something like that? There's plenty of points that say they're in competition with the 25-year-old female. That's not to say that the average 60-year-old wants a 28 or 35 or 36-year-old..
We're not talking about the average though. Okay.
We're talking about them. I don't think the average 60 year old is going to get a BBL.
Yeah, we're not talking about the average. I don't know.
I see bus drivers with fucking BBLs and like their fucking 50s and shit like that. When do you see bus drivers? That's that cushion.
That's a lot of ass cushion so their ass don't fall asleep. When do you want a bus? You ain't seen a bus since that Tyrese video.
You ain't seen a bus. Not meaning I've been on the bus.
I'm just talking about... Bus drivers are not where you frequent either.
Shit crosses your fucking timeline. You see, you know, quote unquote, regular women, cops, bus drivers, whatever, who like to show the side-by-side of what she looks like during the day and what she looks like during the evening.
Women in military clothing versus... Those women are not typically 60 years old.
Okay, but 40 years old, 50 years old. Like the cop that we was talking about on the last episode with the fat ass.
I mean, she's in this conversation, but she's not 60 years old. She's not 60 years old.
She's got the cake. Listen.
Don't read it,'t need a BBL. We are projecting onto Vivica.
We're projecting the fact that we think, we're assuming that she got the BBL because she's... Can I ask you a question? Yeah.
That'll finish. No, I'm shooting at her.
Go ahead. Men that you have coveted in the last two years, do you think that 25-year-olds are not in that ballpark? Abso would that not put you in direct competition with whatever the 25 year old woman is doing i'm no how why not no explain it to me because i'm not looking i'm not thinking about another woman being my competition when i'm in when i'm talking to somebody i'm not thinking about who else is he seeing i'm not thinking like that i'm not i'm actually i'm thinking to myself is this a person that i want to continue talking to is this somebody that i see that our values and our you know fucking like uh you're being dismissive of my point i'm not you may not be thinking about it but it's what is I'm not saying that you're thinking about it, but it's what exists.
I'll give you that. And just in it existing, doesn't that put you in...
Even if you're not competing. All right, fellas.
Yeah, you might not ever think about it, but that don't mean it's not happening. But you're in the competition with that person.
Okay. Or that group.
Then I am oblivious to the competition. Okay.
Okay. That's it.
I'm oblivious to the competition. I don't consider it.
I don't think about it. Okay, now that's you.
Yeah. Now, some other people may be aware of that competition.
It's entirely possible. And now it's, okay, I got to compete with that.
I have to tighten this up because I know what the 25-year-old look like. I know what the 25-year-old is doing.
True and true and true. So that's where the competition with them come from.

True.

However, she also might look in the mirror and say,

this is what I want to fix about myself

because every time I look in the mirror,

I want to see this look like this.

She could.

You know what I'm saying?

She's trying to get part of the month.

You're right.

I am going to stab you.

No, wait.

I'm just a block of fucking knives.

I'm stabbing.

Are you just saying, throwing shit out there?

I am not. You know y'all ain't fucking competition with a 25-year-old.
You know this. Hey, when you go to Blue with the Hudson and fucking sit at the sexy side of the bar, it ain't you and a bunch of fucking 60-year-olds.
What are you doing in here right now? I'm, maybe I'm the exception to the rule where I really am never, I'm oblivious to competition. You just keep yourself and in tone because and that's the other thing I say this it makes you feel good about yourself the only person I'm in competition with is myself that's it that's it that's all that's it that's all yeah cause you wanna feel good about yourself you don't care I wanna be healthy even ask Cap at 50 years old there's nothing wrong with a little muffin top that's but she I don't want it.
No, no. It might be okay for you.
She would say different. Yeah.
I don't want it. It's not not healthy for a 50-year-old to have a muffin top.
No, it's not. However, however...
See, we got to get with some of this. What did Parks call it? This body dysmorphia? However, however, however.
Yo, you could... Hey, if you just had a baby It is In real life

It's not expected of you

To snap back in a week

Oh yeah

I'm not

No

In real life

You could be 50 years old

And have a little bit of muffin top

Okay alright

That's fine

But maybe

Hold on

You don't have to

Let me tell you something

And depending on your profession

What you doing

You don't have to

There's options today

Okay

But because there's options

Like I'm not shitting on that

Because there's options

Shouldn't totally dismiss

Thank you. have to you there's options today okay but but because there's options like i'm not shitting on that because there's options shouldn't totally dismiss that it's okay at 50 years old to have this it is first of all it is unwise to allow weight to accumulate in the trunk of your body this is where all your organs are and the more weight that you accumulate in this part of your body, that is visceral fat.
Okay. It is unhealthy.
You want to get rid of that. That's number one.
Number two, I don't necessarily agree with like a surgical procedure like that just because of the trauma that it does to the body. That's it.
I'm not judging anybody, but that is a really, really specific decision to make. And if that's what she wanted to do, then that's what she wanted to do.
And she, you know, there's a lot of risks involved. She looked like the mother ladybug.
That just is scary to me. That just is scary to me.
That's just scary. Just like the, the health implications are just scary to me.
That's more what I'm thinking of when I see her. I've been trying to find a picture.

She looks like I'm too mature.

I can't have fun like I want to have.

I want to tell y'all all the things that she looks like.

That shit looks absolutely nuts.

And it ain't moving, too.

I don't know where she went.

It got settled.

She got to settle.

Just go get some wood therapy, please.

Move that edema around. What? No, no, no, hold on.
They said this meet and greet is for Vivica's hair collection in Houston. This has nothing to do with a BBL.
So, she had a BBL when she went? Yeah, but we can't say she threw a party for a BBL, nigga. I'm not saying that.
She put up the wrong news. Who the fuck have they got on? I'm only talking about getting a BBL at 60 years old if you're not a Azuela.
Azuela? Azuela. Abuela.
Abuela. Abuela.
Because they there. Abuela.
Abuela. They are there.
They getting it. Abuela.
60, 65, 70. But hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. They ain't going to get it.
And they're admitting that they're in competition With the young bitches, they're admitting that

You see my daughter?

You see my daughter?

That shit look aight on her

He want both of us

As Morel to admit that

As Morel this shit is he

There's always black people that's trying to downplay some shit

Oh I'm not in competition with nobody

Okay so hold on one second here, did she in fact get aBL? Yes. Or is this just a hair care line celebration? No.
Yo, see, this is why you make me mad. I'm not.
You know what a fucking BBL looks like, Melissa Ford. And you saw the picture.
She could just be wearing some, like, fucking shaping garments. No, I think it's shaping garments.
I see it on the edge of her, the edge of her white pants. All right, then.
A shaping. Why are you putting a BBL on Miss Vivica and she didn't get one? She has a BBL.
If she didn't say so, then if she did not say so, then we can't speculate. Oh, we going back to that because that was a whole time frame before when it was, no, I didn't get nothing done.
This is natural, but niggas knew. I feel like she would say so.
Rest in peace, Oliver Miller.

For sure.

Rest in peace, Oliver Miller.

And my man, Junior, the NBA businessman dude

that played in the NBA and then went on to make a billion dollars.

What's his name?

What's his name?

What's his name?

Junior Bridgman?

Bridgman, right?

Rest in peace, Junior Bridgman.

He passed as well.

So, yeah.

That's it. If y'all know anybody that passed, now's the time to shout them out.
I don't know anybody. Nope, nope.
Not this week. No, no.
Knock on something. One of my good friends was in the car, actually.
Lou, salute. Get well soon, my brother.
Get well soon, yeah. Shout them out.
Go see them. I am.
I got jam people up. Go see them.
I am. I got to jam people up.
Go see him. I'm a piece of shit.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Vivica BBL.
Oh, all right. Puff is saying that CNN has altered, not only altered that Cassie video that was leaked, but Puff is saying that's the only version that existed, so now the original is obsolete.
He said that, yeah, they deleted the original. You ever seen the Hail Mary before? Yes.
This feels Hail Mary-ish. Yeah.
They stole something out there. They stole shit at the wall.
What are you talking about? Yeah, they may have sped it up. They may have edited some parts out, but the parts that we saw are still the parts that we saw.
Yeah. Yeah, but that don't have nothing to do with the court of law.
Because they're trying to get the video thrown out. That's why.
Lawyers are saying that it appears that that video will be. But he's not on trial for this.
It don't matter. They were still trying to show it.
They were still trying to show the video. What the fuck did that got to do with Enrico? I don't know, but they were trying to show the video.
So if we're trying to get it removed. Trying to show a pattern.
And you have eliminated the original, then I went. I'm lost.
I'm confused in this whole story. I think that's what they're trying to do on both sides, honestly.
Muddy it up. Muddy it up.
CNN put a statement out. CNN never altered the video and did not destroy the original copy of the footage which was retained by the source CNN aired the story about the video several months before Combs was arrested so they tried to say they tried to what did they say they used a free video editing software like just trying shit just trying shit do you think that Cass's going to be called as a witness by the prosecution? Absolutely.
So then fuck the video. Who gave us a shit? We all saw it and now we're going to have a first-hand account from the person who can literally speak to the entire fucking thing.
I don't know if that's how that works. I did want the jurors to act like you've seen that video.
I'm going to remove to have you removed and have a mistrial. It's impossible.
It's impossible. It's impossible.
But that goes with high profile cases. Every single one.
Menendez brothers, fucking OJ Simpson, everything. Fucking jurors saw shit.
Like it unfolded in front of their face. The Menendez brothers got a fucking mistrial the first time around.
So you think that that second set of jurors didn't see anything? Like it doesn't matter who you are, what's happened. Like in this age, the jury.
You're banned from the Menendez brothers. The jury pool is always going to have a certain level of taint.
That's like in court when they say, oh, the jury, you're instructed, you didn't hear that. No, nigga, we heard it.
You can't take it back. You're right.
Everybody saw this. You're not going to be able to find a juror to say, well, to say.
I didn't see it. Yeah, they'll say I didn't see it.
But you literally can find jurors who can say, you know what? I really can be objective. I want to hear what the defense is going to say.
I want to hear his case. I want to judge for myself regardless of anything that I've seen.

I believe that you'll be able to find people who

feel that way. And I don't care what y'all are talking about.

If the whole jury's seen it, but it's

not admissible into our

court session, that means that in our court

session, nothing from

that can be brought up. True.

So while you testify, we'll

take your testimony, but... But bro, real talk, if you're a juror and you saw that, even if they don't bring it up in court, your mind is kind of...
It's implanted in your brain. This nigga a piece of shit.
I'm not arguing what's in nobody's mind. I'm only talking about what you will be allowed to say and not say in court.
That's it.

Okay.

And it's in my bag.

Hey, don't hit nobody and you won't go through it.

There you go.

Don't drag nobody.

Don't fucking do nothing.

Assault in any manner.

Yeah, stay away from that type of violence and you'll be cool.

Keep your hands and other appendages to yourself

at all times.

That nigga said the video was edited. Hey, R.
Kelly tried it. Did he? Did he try that line? Yes.
It wasn't me. I was digitally imposed in the video.
And then he said it was his brother. Then he said it was his brother.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, his brother.
I would have tried to pin it on my brother, too. Hang lot.
They wasn't close, R. Kelly and his brother.

And they look alike a little bit.

That wasn't even me.

And I got fucking $70 million in the bank, some stupid shit.

That was Roger Kelly.

They had to remind him, though.

We saw the whole video where you walked up to the camera and went.

That's when R. Kelly was trying to sing for Farrakhan, right? He was trying to clean himself up.
Stop. Stop it.
Stop. Stop.
Do not. Why we can't make that joke? You can't make the joke.
But why not, though? Let's go, Joe. It's publicly documented that niggas felt...
No, you can make the joke. Go ahead.
Say it. I ain't saying it.
I ain't saying it. I'm not saying it.
Make a joke. It's documented and they put it in the movie.
There you go. You make the joke, then flip.
Yeah, you're just... Bro, I let flip.
I'm joking. I'm not.
I'm not. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on. Have you seen? We back, we back, we back, we back, we back.

Stop, stop real.

No, it's too much work.

We had to edit it out.

Come on, bring your white ass back here.

Let's see, let's see, let's see.

What do we got, what do we got?

What do we got?

Let's see.

Oh, shit.

So, I haven't kept up with this,

but the internet is telling me that some years ago,

somebody shot one of K-Flock's friends

Thank you. with this uh but the internet is telling me that some years ago somebody shot one of k flock's friends and k flock heard about it and didn't like it and went to spin in retaliation for the shooting one of his friends right okay and then that guy his friend who he was defending in his trial that started the other day has taken the stand against him against him to let people know that he killed them.
Oh, shit. So.
Oh, wow. I'm not up to date with this.
I haven't researched it all. I only bring it up to say to y'all out there that if we friends and somebody shoot at you and then I go shoot at them defending you, you have to now shut the fuck up.
You got to hold it down. You can't testify against me.
At all. At all.
How would you sleep at night?

I killed him for you.

I was chilling. I was chilling that day.

I was drinking a little soda on the game with it.

Got the phone call.

You was all crying.

Sad.

They almost got me.

I said, all right, chill, man. I'll be right.

Where you at? I got it. Where they at? I'm'ma take care of it man Rest up Rest up That's fucked up That's it That's my only take I think that's fucked up And that's why That's why a lot of these Niggas today is saying No disrespect But the streets is a myth now I don't take this A lot of people saying that shit Like bro All of the code and shit that niggas used to stand up for before, it ain't really there as much no more.
What's his angle in testifying against K-Fly? All niggas believe the streets is a myth if you want. Go outside.
Yeah, it's not a myth. No, I'm not talking about that part.
I'm talking about upholding the street code shit. Oh, that part, that part.
They need to say that. They say that.
People have to make it clear when they say the street is a myth. Say niggas abiding by principles and morals in the street is a myth.
But the street is not a myth. You go outside, you get your dick knocked in a sandbox.
You will get your head knocked off. Them shits are, it's effective.
When you step outside, it's active. Extreme.
The end. And you niggas on the internet that step outside and it's not active.
When y'all talk, I can tell that it's not active where y'all at. And the other places, when you go out, hey, assume that it's on.
Nigga, what's going on in fucking Newark, man? What is happening in Newark? So somebody did hit me with some extra information about that, too. What's happening? What's back story? A 14-year-old murdered a policeman.

It's a big deal.

Yeah, I heard that.

It's a big deal in Newark right now.

They got the car.

And when I say murdered,

the policeman undercover,

this is the YN's reasoning.

Undercover pulled up to the scene of the crime. The young niggas thought that it was the op.
Lit the car up. Just lit the car up.
So the cop's partner got away. The guy in the passenger seat got away.
The policeman died. Rest in peace.
So it's like a big thing in newark right now so they had the memorial over there where he was killed yeah and then the young niggas came over there and fucked the memorial up oh shit oh wow so in my head i'm like well why would you fuck the memorial up but i guess the young niggas are mad because y'all got my man it was undercover. You came over here like it was something different.

So we don't know what it is.

So we doing what we supposed to do.

And now we down for killing a cop.

When it first went out, they made it seem like,

I mean, they made it seem like he was in uniform.

But my man hit me and was just like,

yo, it was an unmarked vehicle.

They were in plain clothes.

And niggas really thought somebody had to drop on them. So they jumped in defense mode.
I don't know if that's going to work. It's not going to work.
No, it's not. No, I'm just.
No, we just explained the way the story went out. Young nigga logic.
Like niggas went out and targeted and killed the cop. Yeah.
Got it. Got it.
And it wasn't that. It wasn't that.
Got it. Got it.
And that's what they that's their whole thing is thing is like yo don't make it seem like niggas is out here running around trying to kill police because they're not like the way this happened is fucked up but it was like we ain't know it was a cop and a few weeks before that it was a story in jersey city it's like it's crazy outside it is crazy they got the um his squad car parked in front of city hall and they made a whole memorial out of it and everything. It's a lot going on over there.
I gotta do my research on that. It's a big deal.
It's a big deal. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to that man. God damn.
I play out standing. You never really know.
I've told this this instance before I was sitting outside the school he was going to open gym and I had my cousin in the car a car pull up next to us and he looked over and was like what the fuck you looking at he didn't know there was cops oh shit it was a regular white car they cut us off jumped out badges around neck, searched us the whole shit. But if it was something else,

we could have been

in that same situation

if he was on that type of time.

You really don't,

you don't be knowing.

Sheesh.

But rest in peace, man.

Just be careful out there, bro. Yeah, word.
Hey. What's up, anybody got some fun weekend plans?

Of course we do.

Fun weekend plans?

Of course we do.

Anybody lit out there this weekend?

Anybody turnt up this weekend?

Hot dates this weekend? Anybody bringing the cars out this weekend? Spending some there this weekend? Anybody turned up this weekend? Yes sir!

Hot dates this weekend?

I don't know about that.

Anybody bringing the cars out this weekend?

Yes sir!

Spending some money this weekend?

What the fuck is going on this weekend?

What are we doing this weekend?

I'm not for daddy.

Hey!

Ego! I'm so excited. Makes me want to shine.
All right, what else we got? What else we got? What else we got? I don't know if I can be lit with this fucking Hennessy raise that's about to happen and champagne. What? Wait, what? The tariff.
He's putting the tariff on fucking European alcohols. Trump.
Yep, yep. I'm not a fan of this personally.
No. Jameson, Hennessy, Champagne, Macallan, good gin, Macallan.
Yeah, it's just been England. He's trying to get some American champagne.
You know. There is none.
There is none. There's no such thing, you fucking troglodyte.
An American is sparkling water or sparkling wine. What? I said troglodyte.
Oh. Yeah, but what do you think about yo? Don't.
Why we here? I think they never hurt anybody. I don't think that's the proper terminology.
You're wrong. No, it's not.
You said it? Yes, it is. You can't say gender.
You did. Five times.
Yeah, I'm trying to talk to my eye. Hold on.
I'm saying you can't say that. You can't say that weirdos.
Are y'all nuts? Let me go to ChatGPT. What's ChatGPT going to tell you? Yo.
I hate to be you, Parks. All right, somebody tell me about Trump selling Teslas.
Okay, it's outdated and can be seen as offensive today. Yes.
It's a cross-dresser. Yes, we're telling you that.
All right. We're telling you that.
Tell me about Trump selling Teslas. Well, there has been a significant drop in Tesla stock.
People are trying to trade in their Teslas en masse. Is that since the rocket blew up? No, it's been since Elon has become our president.
Yeah. People are, this is their way of revolting.
There has been a lot of vandalism at Tesla dealerships. And out in the public.
People are also like... They fucking niggas should have been taking the tires off, yo.
Yeah, they are. But other people who own like Cybertrucks that can't give them the fuck away, they're relabeling them.
Like I saw a Cybertruck that had Toyota on the back. Oh, shit.
So in response to that, I still get one of those shits. Trump decided to make a Tesla commercial

on the... I was wondering why I said Tesla.

Because he said Tesla.

He said Tesla's are great cars.

This fucking idiot.

Oh yeah, that's why they had all of the Tesla's in front of the

White House and he was picking which one he was going to get.

Yeah, on the mall.

He was like, I don't drive

but you know, it's a great car so I'm

going to have somebody drive it

with me in it. This is just

grifting. It's the biggest

Thank you. he was like I don't drive but you know it's a great car so I'm gonna have somebody drive it with me in it this is just grifting it's the biggest grift in fucking US history since slavery what does that whoa what does that what does grifting mean grift is theft heist right in front of our eyes I don't know if that's is that what grift means yeah I grifton means like...
Let me go get a little definition. There's a movie called The Grifters.
Girl, you basically a definition of a fucking movie? No, it's a fucking term. Park said it first.
She'll pass that button. No, but it's true.
A person who engages in petty or small-scale swindling. Oh, you're a grifter.

Oh, shit.

Actually.

You passed that book right back.

You know what? You're a grifter.

You know what?

For men who really say to women, like, you know, can we let the past be in the past?

Y'all sure like to bring up the fucking past.

It is now in the far past.

It is now in the far. It's not even the recent past.
Would you consider yourself a grifter? No. Okay.
Nope. All right, moving on.
I'm with Mel. She say no, then it's no, nigga.
Just on the strength of having a pussy. That shit has its advantage.
She won. She won.
Anyways, is that going to make you guys run out and buy a Tesla no a Tesla okay I still want a Cybertruck so yeah well shit you might get cheap now I know now that I heard this I'm gonna go look again I was never gonna buy a Tesla I wasn't that was off the menu when uh the car locked homie in there and fucking killed him. Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
The Cybertruck in Vegas? No. Oh, that was a different one.
It was a regular Tesla. I thought that was intentional, the one in Vegas.
Yeah, that was some evil shit. The same thing that Trump was almost assassinated.
Assassinated. Mm-hmm.
I'm going back to watch Terminator 2.

Me too.

To see how the world ends?

I think Terminator 2,

I saw a meme the other day that was like,

not enough is said about Terminator 2.

And I couldn't agree more.

Yeah, because we didn't know that it was going to become,

you know, fact.

That's one of the great,

outside of that,

that movie for when it was released is one of the greatest sequels ever.

It is probably the greatest sequel ever.

Agreed.

It might be. And I'm talking about the one with the cop homeboy.
Yeah. With the liquid metal shit.
Liquid dude. Nah.
I would argue that that's probably one of the greatest sequels to ever come out of movie land. Yeah.
And those special effects, especially back then,

that was excellent.

That was excellent.

Them shits would look good today.

That was 91 and that shit looked good like that?

Yeah, they got it.

Reboot that one.

No.

They've been making them steadily

ever since.

We do it,

start over.

Do it today.

With the cameras.

They never stopped doing it. You know what I heard they're trying to remake oh no the bodyguard oh god you know what's who they don't know but some names have been tossed around no tiana was one of the names that was thrown around it's it's so far from being made who's the dude what names were they still coming costarufasa.
Still Kevin Costner. Mufasa.
Still Kevin. Still outside.
White power? Yosh. That's white privilege.
White power! If Kevin Costner get that job at 107 years old, that is white power still. White power! While we on this, another movie I wanted to come and talk to y'all about.

Because since I've been in the house recently, I've just been watching old movies and shit. Like Terminator 2, fucking Social Network.
Was a talk I ever had about Save the Last Dance? Probably. That movie wasn't.
It was not a very good movie. It so bad and I think that's why we

people skip talking about it

the way it should have been

talked about

at some point

somebody should discuss

Save the Last Dance

and the storyline

why were we all watching

Save the Last Dance

were you alright

you good my nigga

no I'm telling you

I follow

I can see

going back in small movies

what'd you watch right after that

like some kind of wonderful

okay go on

I follow a bunch of

Mel is a real life movie buff

I follow a bunch of see going back in small movies. What'd you watch right after that? Like some kind of wonderful? Okay, go on.
No, I follow a bunch of... Mel is a real life movie buff.
I follow a bunch of movie buffs. So sometimes on a late night, them niggas will get high and just start getting in their movie bag and they'll be like, yo, what the fuck was up in this movie? Then you gotta go watch it now.
Like, you know what? And then I'm like, well, let's see. So the white girl that got into Juilliard doing the hip-hop dances.
Which were not hip-hop dances. Wait, she broke her hip or something? She broke something so she couldn't do her normal dances, so she wasn't going to go for the Juilliard acceptance thing.
But then her black dick boyfriend that she had convinced her to do it because he taught her some hip-hop moves, and then she went up there looking stupid. And that's me skipping the whole bit.
That was a really good plot story. And that's me skipping the beginning and the middle of this dumb, stupid-ass movie.
I know the white guy came in. Was he white? No, a black guy taught her the hip-hop dance.
Yeah, it was a black dude. The different movie, the white guy was...
You're're thinking of The white guy that was

Dancing with the girl

In hip hop

Wait what movie is this

I wanna know

This sounds funnier

Isn't that with

Channing Tatum

And Jenna Dewan

Isn't that what

He's talking about

Oh my god

It is Jenna Dewan

What's the name of it

Mook Mel

Channing

Which one's the janitor

Is Usher in it

Oh Channing Tatum

Yeah man

This is the nigga

Hold up

He was young

Yeah

Thank you. Step up.
Oh, my God. Usher was supposed to be in in Step Up Step Up That bullshit But didn't they have like sequels to that Yes Step Up too Yes they did They did What was that movie Like Tango Nights or some shit Was it Light It Up Honey Was it Honey Light Up What was the Usher movie in the school The Faculty Oh The Faculty No No no no That was a movie The Faculty is.
That was a movie. The Faculty is a movie.
The Usher might have been in The Faculty. I think he was a...
It's the joint. He shots a mic.
Yeah. In the mix? No.
No, that's some case. Yeah, he was in The Faculty.
Yeah. He was a young nigga in high school.
Yeah, he was. Is that the movie in the school? Light It Up was in 1999.
In the mix, 2005. Is Usher in Light It Up? Yes.
See, I know I'm not fucking crazy. Light It Up.
Yeah. Fuck y'all niggas.
But shout out to the faculty. What else, what else, what else? You're thinking of She's All That, not Honey.
Ah, yeah. Did you watch The Gorge yet? I like She's All That, nigga.
Did I watch what? The Gorge. No, I did not watch The Gorge yet, and I have not seen Mel's movie yet.
Those are the two movies I haven't seen yet. I'm going to get to it.
Okay. I want to hear you.
No, I started the fucking pit. HBO? Yes.
I'm not watching that. That's a hospital shit, right? Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good on hospital shit. I feel like if you've seen House, then you can't.
And what's the other one? Grey's Anatomy? Grey's Anatomy.

If you've seen,

ER is another one.

ER is great.

No, no, no.

My list stops at

House, ER, and Grey's Anatomy.

If you've seen those three,

it's going to be real tough

to pull off the hospital show.

The pin looks good

because it looks like.

It's a dude from ER, isn't it?

Noah Wiley. Yeah, he was on ER.
It looks like an old FX... Series.
Series. On Max.
Good. Okay.
No, that would be great. No, it's good.
It looks good, and it's good, but it's not House and ER and Grey's Anatomy, and it's Pittsburgh. That genre is not.
I'm over that genre. Or if it's not Pittsburgh, they're just calling it the pit.
My problem with the pit is there's nothing really going on so far but sick people in the hospital. That's it? That's not a very compelling story.
The story story so far I've only seen five episodes and it's mad episodes there's like 2015 it's a long season oh it's a lot of episodes I'm not mad at that all I've seen is commotion with the patient alright I haven't seen much story with the people that actually work in the hospital maybe I I haven't gotten there yet, but that's to me what separated

House and these shows from the other hospital shows.

The doctors had some shit going on.

For sure.

Absolutely.

It's a realistic examination of the challenges facing healthcare

workers in America as seen through the lens of the frontline heroes

working in the modern day hospital in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. With all respect to healthcare workers, I'm cool.
I'm good. I do like a hospital drama.
It's pretty cool. I do.
One of the stories, I'm sorry, one of the stories about the patients, let's say a 60-year-old mom is brought in by her 18-year-old child. He just turned 18.
They're trying to figure out what's wrong with the mom. Once they get the 18-year- the 18 year old out of here the mom says listen i made it look like he was bringing me here because i needed some help but in reality i'm really worried about my son and i found a note in his book bag that said he planned on causing havoc and harm to people at his school is there anything that y'all could do oh this seems a little more interesting already than how you were describing it.
Well, but again, it's just patient related. Got it.
Whatever interesting is coming from the show is coming from the patients. There's all doctor stories.
They are interesting. Okay.
They are interesting stories. They're like super procedural.
Do they connect? But eventually... Does each episode connect? I haven't seen that yet.
I'm pretty sure it will. And eventually, they're going to have each of 20've got five episodes already.
But eventually they're going to have intertwining storylines where the doctors are involved with each other and nurses and stuff. I'm pretty sure.
Because one of the little intern girls, her parents work at the hospital. It feels like they're setting up to have some storyline coming.
I just haven't gotten it yet. Yeah, I read it and I was like,

I'm cool.

It could be like a procedural

like Law and Order

or something.

They don't really connect.

I mean,

there's a little bit

of fucking.

There's one main story

that goes through the seasons

and then each episode

is its own story.

Dick Wolf's

Chicago Med is.

If you're not careful

with Law and Order,

Law and Order

connects sometimes.

It does.

It connects all the time.

It always connects.

What's his name? The gray haired dude who's now the lawyer in Law and Order connects sometimes. It does.
It connects all the time. It always connects.
What's his name?

The gray-haired dude

who's now the lawyer

in Law and Order SVU.

Oh, watch this.

Fuck, what's his name?

Watch this.

None of us know it, Mel.

Okay, all right.

Well, they...

We know that you know.

There's some cross-pollination,

like relationships develop

behind, you know,

the line in the scene.

But you can watch

any individual episode

and it'd just be about...

A case. A case.
Yes, absolutely. Yo, also, the show I told y'all about, Dope Thief.
Yeah, is that good? It launched Friday. Last night? I put it on my little thingy thing.
It put two episodes out. I did get the first one done.
So far, so good. You know, Apple ain't been missing.
Yeah. Well, that severance is...
Yo, you know, I'm glad you said that. I was coming in to say, right, I have not started the new season of Severance because I was letting it build up.

Yeah.

Hey, dog.

But I ain't heard a peep about it.

I don't hear nobody talking about it, writing about it.

Shit has been weird, bro.

Hard to follow.

That's what I want to say.

If Severance is too weird now for y'all to keep up and be excited about it, then say that versus, hey, this is the best show on television.

Oh, no.

It's weird.

Yeah.

It's gotten a I'm going to keep watching it. I have faith that at some point there will be a fucking grand reveal, but this season has been slow and confusing and boring.
For real. Bill Burton will stand up on Hulu.
I am going to watch. Bill Burden who stand up on Hulu.
He did an interview somewhere that I want to watch too. Some podcast.
I love Bill Burden. Yeah, I love him too.
He's the man. One of those early Apple shows.
Fuck, I can't remember what the shit was called now. Oh, I did.
They put a new season out for us. She's a girl that gets amnesia, falls off a boat, robs her man for all the money, moves to...
Acapulco? No. Something else.
I'm sorry. I forgot the name.
Anyway, I did... It's pretty good, though.
I did watch Silo. Surface.
Yes. I did watch Silo.
All the way caught up. You will love it.
I think you will love it, too. That's a little sci-fi vibe, right? Yeah.
Well, I saw a season and one of Silo. Oh, okay.
Well, I just did see season two. Okay.
Silo's fire. How many seasons? Two.
Oh, okay. It's only two.
Ten episodes each. Oh.
Season three, this will be dropping sometime later this year. Okay.
But shout out to everybody's been saying, yo, if you like Paradise, you'll really like Silo. I see the parallels.
Silo's fire though. The TV is really important to me in my 40s.
I love TV. Honestly.
Yes. I know that just sounds like a regular plain statement.
I be in there reading the paragraphs to mad shows. Oh, the best thing is that little add to my list button there.
Yeah. That's it.
Yeah. You read some shit, add it.
I'll get to it later. Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
All right. So we're done with TV.
We're done with music. We're done with current events.
We're done with gender wars. Mm-hmm.
We're done with dog palling. I think we did it.
We might have done it. I think we did it.
We ain't got nothing in sports, right? No. Nothing, no.
Hey, Aaron Rodgers is still not on my team, so. One day at a time, brother.
I take it. Did anybody go, before we leave TV shows, I don't know if I said this before in this part, has anybody seen the O.J.
Manhunt shit on Netflix? No. Pass.
I'm good. That's back to the documentaries I don't need to see any more of.
I'm good. Unless you tell me something completely different that is captivating and amazing or someone else does but I haven't heard nobody talk about it.
Okay, well, it is captivating and amazing. Oh, really? Okay.
Still don't know if I watch it. Yeah, I'm about to say.
I don't know if that's the sales pitch. It's captivating and amazing in the sense that some of the people from the case, they're speaking to currently.
Oh, okay. Which is exciting.
That's different. If you want to hear what Furman has to say.
Oh, they got Furman? Furman is right there. Oh.
Doesn't Furman have a fucking podcast or something? That's a little interesting. That's what I'm saying.
Furman is there, however old he is. Still is, and they're showing him clips of the racist shit from his dad, and they're like making him answer for it.
So, what do you think? I mean, he has it. I think he has it good.
There was a time, you know, back in the days, I mean, he... That doesn't sound good enough.
No, but back then, he was in the in a different space. Racism was totally acceptable.
He was not racist anymore. No, he was in a different space.
I mean, he answered it. That's crazy.
That is not what a different space was made up for. Some niggas was racist back then, man.
It was the 90s. You were alive.
30 years ago. I was alive.
I'm just saying. I'm telling you what the white man said.
Yo, it was a different time. But you're supporting that.
I had a skewed view. He didn't say all that shit.
That's not true. The white man that was sitting there that was racist on the fucking stand.
He said, yo. My bad.
I can't defend it. Oh, shit.
He said I can't defend it. He said all that stuff.
Thank you. But he prefaced it with.
I can't defend that behavior. I can't defend it.
Anybody that sees that and is like oh you racist piece of shit

I gotta wear it.

I gotta wear that.

When I die

I know that the headline

is gonna say

this is a racist piece of shit

and while I don't

feel like that

I was fucked up back then

but

I get it

I can't defend it

so I won't try to.

That accountability was

it was good to watch.

I agree. It was good to watch.
That's something I guess. They showed him every one of the, I plead the fifth on that one.
I plead the fifth on that one too. That one too.
You got to give me some, a little bit of fifth. A little bit of fifth.
Give me some fifth on that one. A little pinch of fifth in there.
Oh my God, man. That nigga from Racist.
That's crazy. Maybe I'll check it out if I get bored.

No, sir.

I'm good.

I was somewhere the other day.

I've seen the kid, the racist kid.

Oh, say mommy, it's there.

Wait, what?

Move on, it's fine.

Like that, nigga ain't even the most racist part of interactions now the kid said that yes oh shit it's them holy shit can we can we come on move on I'm done alright that's I mean you put the heat point? How old?

It don't matter.

We are moving on.

I got mad questions, D. We've already moved on.

Was it like?

It's what y'all don't know.

Move on.

Okay.

All right.

I don't have anything else

that's near and dear

pressing on my heart

that I need to get out

and share with my audience.

Are they sleeping on you?

Do you guys have any?

Do you guys have anything?

Nah.

I'm not sure.

I looked Mel dead in her face,

dead in her face

before the last sleeper segment. Showed her a song in my phone that was recently purchased and said, did I get this song from you? Is this your sleeper? And then when he played it, I was like...
And she said, no, I've never played that. And then I played it.
And it's the same exact song that she played a couple of weeks ago. Was it a couple of weeks ago? No.
It was longer than that. I don't remember what song it was.
It wasn't that long ago. Because it was like right there in my recent week version.
The old whoopsie days. But that just supports my theory that you don't be knowing your sleepers.
Oh, shit. No, you don't know your sleepers.
That's okay. You and Ish keep getting people to go sleep.
No. No.
I reviewed that. I reviewed that.
Wow. It's okay.
Nothing wrong with some go sleep. I do the deep dive.
If you don't have a pulse on what's going on. I do the deep dive, motherfucker.
You guys don't even want. You guys wouldn't even be able to handle the shit I got in my fucking phone, okay? You can't handle the truth.
I want no sauce, man. I want no sauce.
World music over here. Got it.
We couldn't handle that Oh my god Alright so I am going With Friday Yo we did like a quick album Review of Friday and kind of never Revisited and then whenever We did revisit it it was in that deleted episode That Friday Friday project is really good. What deleted episode? It's really good.
You know the one. You know the one.
The one that we... Shut up.
We didn't talk about that album during that time. We just talked about a bunch of shit you can't talk about.
No, and something that we deleted, I brought up the Friday album to say, yo, we didn't really touch on this, but now that I've heard it,

it's a lot of heat on there.

Damn.

Like,

it's a lot of heat on there.

Lyft is getting rid

of the Delta points.

It's a dub for Lyft.

All right,

Friday.

Sorry.

Fuck you.

Let's hear what Lyft

is doing with the Delta points.

What happened?

No.

They used to give you points

for Delta.

Lyft. If you use Lyft, you would get points.
And now you don't. It's over.
That's unfortunate. Sorry to hijack the Friday.
It's okay. I mean, that's important.
That's important. Anyway, the Friday album is dope.
It is dope. Again, for me, most of that first disc and maybe three to four songs

on the second disc, I'm cool with all the over

emotional shit that's on the end of this too.

But I'm gonna play

Saving My Love.

This is Friday featuring

Kehlani and

Boy Is It A Bop.

Shout out to Friday.

Great project, bro.

Great project. I'm not mad at you God, he made you perfect I'm taking what you're serving I know I don't deserve it You give it to me like I earned it, baby Girl, you pop out and make them nervous Thanksgiving, they can't fuck with you when you know it So bad ain't nobody gon' try you Them niggas play with you, they're nice shoes If you had a twill, I would choose you Right hand on the Bible, girl, it's true I hang up my jersey for you Men down on my nigga salute I'm out of the game for you Girl, I'm saving Saving my love, need you, let me give to you I say what you want, what you need Hey.
New job, man. My pretty baby, you flawless Let me find out you the coldest You acting up, won't you slide in, come show me Lotta girls, you're the only one I wanted Is it wrong that I wanna kiss a bad bitch goodnight? If I like what I see, I'ma double back two times When I get to you, always throw it back like it's all mine Yeah, shoot up, gonna shoot, I ain't playin' bout you So bad ain't nobody gon' try you Them niggas play with you, they're not your shoes If you had a twill, I'ma choose you Right hand on the bottle, girl, it's true I hang up my jersey for you Let down, I'ma niggas a lose

I'm out of game for you

Girl, I'm saving my life

Saving my life

Let me do it, let me get you

I see what you want, what you need

I won't pay it, you won't throw it all I want

You got me doing wild, wild things for you I'm saving my life Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh a wild, wild, this love I'm saving my love, eating it here Let me get you I'm saving my love, eating it here Let me get you I'm saving what That record is called Saving My Love Again, Friday got a lot of heat on that project. I might play another sleeper from that album next pod.
Honestly. I like when that happened.
You got a couple jokes. There's fire on there.
It should be hot. You just keep playing.
I ain't even been playing from my playlist. I just been going to his shit and letting it run for a little bit.
That's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, limbo.
Part of those conditions means he may have to turn over the lyrics to his music to court officials. According to the documents, BG would also have to avoid ex-comment.
Man, y'all don't even know what a real nigga have to go through for real. But through it all, I hold my head up.
Stay prayed up. I ain't't ever let them see me sweat, I'ma stand on my belief They thought my career was over, feet that be like a soldier I bust up out that fist that's what they realize they make no ya My momma gotta look colder, that made back out of shore for gold I'm chasing these figures and every day I'm getting closer And the people still be on me, so I be by my loneliness They tried to violate me for doing that concert with my homie Me and Mooch did that album, but as they tried to slam me Been rapping all my life, they know that's how I see my family So I'm done, they came on orders, and I ain't even had no charges Cause I ain't do no talking, guess that's why I was a talking Been doing shit the right way, I'm focused and I'm icy Tell young ends don't be like me, that's free, life can't get real pricey That shit is gonna be different, cause beaches always different They knew I spit the real, that's why the real niggas still listen This life after the sadness, this life after the They locked up all my henchmen That's that shit I cannot mention I wanna tell them stories But I ain't bout to risk it Say too much in these songs That shit gon' land your ass in prison I'm happy they freak thugger Not Lil Durk and that struggle Be careful who around A lot of these niggas undercover Be cautious who be around me My own friends try to cross me That shit that fuck me up, that's why nowadays I'm a little heartless I do this shit for soldiers, I represent the soldiers I work out just to carry all this weight that's on my shoulders I learned all of my lessons, I passed all of my testes I'm still here, that's a blessing In these streets, I'm a legend, in the pen,'m a legend Something like Paul and the Bible Every hood I go to, niggas tell me that I'm their idol I retire my rival I'm just chasing the people Fuck all of you haters Laugh now and die later I bow down to no nigga I only feel my maker I'm dumb fucking bitches Only bring pussy to the table I'm only getting greater None of these niggas trade us That's why I'm off the streets and just been focused on my labor Been doing this a minute and I ain't going nowhere I changed so I'm begging niggas please don't make me go there Cause you know that I'll go there Put you on that list niggas But I'm trying to get rich n nigga Stay away from you, bitch, niggas Keep drop these hits, nigga Never call any quits, nigga Keep poppin' my shit, nigga Keep hittin' these licks, nigga Freedom and limbo for a former hot boy The prosecutors have asked Christopher B.G.
Dorsey To hand over the lyrics to his music As part of his probation and respond to our request for comments. Dorsey's attorney said this quote, We are looking forward to appearing with Mr.
Dorsey in New Orleans and addressing the important legal issues before the court. The rapper says the rules are impacting his freedom of speech.
And that was Freedom of Speech, BG, album of the same name.

Great album.

That was tough.

It was good.

It sounds good.

Like he keeps saying, he had to give his lyrics to the court.

He didn't get approved.

So it's songs where you could tell he wanted to go there, but he can't.

And he addressed everything in his verse in that title track.

That shit was dope.

That shit was dope.

Shout to BG. Shout to BG.
Shout to BG. I'm going to New York.
This is Rademez and Fortez face up. When it all falls down, who can pick you up? I don't feel the sunshine till I switch it up.
Face up when I walk, learn to lift it up. Throw an arrow through your helix.
Win the sweepstakes and the famine of Pharaoh. After a phoenix, that's's ph balance Your hand extends and holds oxygen, there's no touching me Soon as you get comfy, we dump, dump, there's no ducking weed Build crutches out of brothers Build cutlets out the enemy Build trust funds out of colors You heard of Wikipedia, go read for proofing Satan with a side of Szechuan Chase Etienne to get the bread out Off with your head now No flies on the helicopters with the leg out Like Jean with the Wesleyan shirt They been racist to my face, I just smirk till they hurt A natural born hustler, my daughter smiles When I drive for 20 miles during the supper Get your wife and a kid before the moulin Cause too many faded away off the hoopla People tell me off the music Is their medicine Rappin' from my heart Cause Padrino Find a tumor Prayers you plead Thousand miles away Don't seem too far Stop wanting to be too hard Just be who you are When it all falls down Who can pick you up I won't feel the sunshine Till I switch it up Face up When I walk Learn to lift it up Many face, crack phenomenons, it's a foreign car But it's worthless if it's worth your heart Weary of the espionage, put our soldiers in bondage Weary of the false prophets, weary of the dialogue Take the gangster image off, quick like chicks Sprinting home to unclip, they brawl, you exhausted Teach me something new, I know you got the money But spend a couple albums, it looks funny to us The hood needs more examples Of success after the passing out of samples Hammers and the boys in blue 50 cents, the intelligent mind is Steve Jobs But what if those nine cliff the nine lives and die trying? That's why Pops lost, heard us, triple X2 Progress cut short, now the devil's on the loose I don't know about y'all, but I something to prove I'm from the Dominican Republic There's only me in these rooms When it all falls down We'll pick you up I will feel the sunshine I'll learn to lift it up Lift it up, lift it up Lift it up When it all falls down We'll pick you up That is Face Up, Rod Rodemez and Fortes But guys Big Mel Yo Um Shit Alright Mine is called Could've Been You It's the remix Have you heard it before? By Pastels Jessica Domingo And Relia You listen to it? Shut the fuck up.

Still killing you, Ish.

Fuck out of here, nigga. We are now at the end of the day Ooh, this could've been all for you Ooh, life and life and rest in this

We're gonna be We're gonna be

We're gonna be

Why am I right now?

I'm gonna be

All of our past

We're gonna be

Cause I

Still think I hate I'll ever pass my to this You're almost there what you can say Cause I still think that it could have been Every time I was on a bed Could have been I don't hold you If only you had made that move If you would've been known for you Still the best you never had And it's such a shame As you keep on coming back to let this go to waste

Once you said that you weren't ready

Highlights you weren't ready

You apologized but now you're laying on regrets I love you, too late I'm not trying to be too late

I'm not seeing it

Clashing away

Every way I used to

I realized it's too late to take me by Hey Little vibe section Hey Wait a minute Hey Wait a minute Hey That is the Pastels Jessica D Domingo and Rellier. Could have been you, Remix.
Could have been you, but you blew it, nigga. Now I'm outside with somebody different.
Fact, sorry. I understand it now.
You're bad. Yeah, now I'm outside with somebody different.
I understand it now. Yeah.
Yo, that's how I know I'm really old. My new favorite thing that they're doing in slang world is I understand it now.
That's a basketball nigga. I mean, that's where I saw it at.
That's where I saw it from there. I saw it from.
And then I just seen it take off from him. From Lethal Shooter saying I understand it now.
With every shot and I understand it now. But now I'm seeing people say it.
And what it means is when you in your, when you. I get it.
When you hem for real, for real. Like when you just do some super amazing shit.
I understand it now. Bring that back.
Understanding of things. Niggas don't want to understand each other no more.
What happened? Mel got the lipstick over there. No, he had chips in his beard.
Oh, he had lipstick on his teeth. Oh, shit.
He had chips in your beard, yo. We had a good day today, yo.
National Broadcast. We had a good day.
Don't go fuck it up now? Don't fuck it up. It was a good day.
Don't fuck up the most. How was my energy? Great.
I think it's a 12-y. Great energy.
You said a 12-E? Pause, but... 12 AM, I mean.
Oh, okay. Oh, got it, got it.
I thought you meant... You know what I mean? Nigga, are you gay? I thought you meant I was on...
You said I had a 12-E. No, I said I think...
Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
I had to give you a call, man. I mean, we need some of those amongst friends.
I would love for you to call me if you see something wrong with me. That is a fact.
Yeah. We need some of that.
It was on my mind. I would do it more often if I didn't get attacked every time I pointed out something.
I observed it. No, but you do it here.
No, exactly. You can call somebody phone and tell them how you feel about their creativity.
You're not going to attack me? He's absolutely right. Not on the phone, no.
He didn't need help Xbox pre-scene man. I don't care.
Now you want to help people. I don't care.
But Freeze believes in that. I've been telling a nigga to do it.
Yeah, yeah. But you don't want to do it because you love your friends.
You think you're going to hurt somebody or some shit. You're not going to hurt niggas.
No, nigga. This is a job.
Job have performance reviews. Call niggas, yo.
Let niggas know how they doing. I've seen it.
He went to cold niggas. Hey, buddy.
Like, yo, you're not even serious. Like, get on my phone.
Hey, buddy. How you doing? Like, niggas, get straight to it.
Sorry. Yeah.
Parcel get none of those calls, right? Oh, shit. Big Park.
Nah. We almost got robbed by the skate race.
Played at Brooklyn. Joe said, I looked up the warehouse.
Big hat, everybody rocked. Look at Mel.
Look at Mel. Out of everybody here, I have lived in Brooklyn.
I lived in Brooklyn too. Why did you just start shooting at people? Bed motherfucking style.
I live no Franklin in Union.

Look what y'all got her doing right now.

You said what?

What Brooklyn though?

Because it's New Brooklyn.

Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

I was never in Williamsburg.

You wasn't in the hood.

I was in bed

motherfucking Stye

in the year 2000.

What was the year

in bed?

2000.

Oh, you're talking

to your papers.

Keep it up.

Keep it the fuck up.

And then I was

in Crown Heights in 2004. Oh my God.
All right, all right. All right.
Enough of you now. You spoke crayon? I deal with the Haitians.
And then I was in Crown Heights too. Listen, the niggas from the projects, they had my back.
Why? I don't know. They just did.
Because they respected women so much, they was raised as good men. Oh, child, good night.
I'm asking, they was raised as good men, right? Yes, yes. Or did you check in with the OG? I didn't check in with the OG.
I was in the fucking bodega one day. What, were you making promises again? I wasn't making any promises.
I was buying fucking bread. I'm in the bodega one day, and the dude walks up to me, he's like, yo, Miss Ford, we got your back.
And I was like, who the fuck is with you? Yo, Mel, it's such a fucking liar. Oh, my God, you fucking whiz.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. All right, Mel.
We got you, girl. Yo, when I tell the audience that Mel tells the stupidest lies.
It's nuts. Yo, I was in the bodega one day.
And the killer from the neighborhood saw me buying bread and said, yo, Mel, I got your back. I got your back.
Mel, set the fuck up, Mel. It happened.
In 2000. What video was out by that time? I hadn't done Big Pimpin' Share Shayla Ghost, Thong Song Remix, and everything before there.
But I hadn't done Jadakus yet. That might have happened.
Oh, God. Okay, that might have happened.
Thank you. That might have happened.
It did happen. You was fucked up there.
That video shoot money was not working for you. You nigga was in the projects.
I wasn't in the projects.

The projects was that, because you

know it's block to

block in Brooklyn.

You know it was

block to block in

Brooklyn.

How would Ice?

Ice don't know

that.

Him, he said he

lived in Brooklyn.

Him.

Ice has no idea.

He was in

Crown Heights.

He was out of

the prospect.

I was out there

getting cracked.

She told me I

got you, mom.

I was in a video.

I did, I did. Wait, no.
I did, I did come outside and my car was getting cracked. Yo.
She told me I got you, mom. However, I did.
I did. Wait, no.
You know, girl. I did come outside, and my car was on bricks, living in Crown Heights.
Oh, man. No, somebody else was on bricks.
6.45. Nigga was like this.
Hi-ya. Yo, ma.
Yo, ma. Fat on last, ma.
My car was on bricks. It was.
It was out already, too? All right. We got it.
We got it. So you went to, like, the basement? Huh? You wasn't, like, living in the basement? Are you fucking kidding me? What floor? I was on the fucking second floor of a brownstone.
Not the basement. I have a really interesting story about that.
But no, I never lived in a basement. Are you kidding me? Never.
No basement. No ground floor level.
Ever. Ever.
Because you got no kids. No, it has nothing to do with that.
Well, sure. Okay.
But okay but also personal safety women should never live on the ground floor of anything why not because a motherfucker can you stop it now oh my god there's a lot of swimming shape out here oh my god you're right i'm stabbing you today niggas like imani breaking breaking in, right? I'm stabbing you today. Good men like Imani breaking in.
Wow. But you a good man.
That's the point. So niggas like Imani.
You'll find out. Yo, shout out to our brother Saleh.
Stop by, man. Shout out to Saleh.
Shout out to Saleh. She just said, I'll find out.
You putting that on my family? No. I meant the comments.
They're going to tell you. Oh.
I would never put anything on your family. No.
Can I get some shoes, nigga? I'm back. I'm back.
Yo, congratulations to Steph Curry, 4,003s.

4,003s.

Big feet, big feet.

Congratulations to him.

Here goes my chaos days.

Mel, that make me mad, Mel.

I just didn't see you on the other level.

You're making me mad.

I heard what you said.

I heard what you said, girl.

You know who this is, Mel?

You know who this is?

Who's rapping?

Nobody's rapping right now.

Yo, keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there.

Until the next time.

This one here.

This one coming up.

We bid you a due farewell.

Adios.

Arrivederci.

Hasta la vista.

Au revoir.

So long.

Goodbye.

A simple head novel. Soice, ego Whoa! Yeah, nigga, hey! Yo, remember life is a series of moments and moments past So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Until next time, I'm the most critically acclaimed rap bitch in the game. Is that a real question? What? Look, look how you can rap when you're not focused on dissing straight dudes.
She said this was Kim. I'm joking.
She said this was Kim. I'm joking.
No, you are joking. You guys need to...
Wait, Mel said that this was Kim? Yes. You guys need to learn when I'm being facetious.
Nah, big dog. I saw that.
How the fuck would I not know this is Proxy? You don't know who this is. No, seriously.
Seriously, how would I not know that? You just looked at his laptop on the low.

You fast with your eyes.

I can see it.

You guys need to learn when I'm being facetious.

No, you're lying.

You guys need to learn when I'm being facetious.

What's the name of the song?

That I don't know.

And how long was you in line for the bread?

When Homeboy was like...

Were we not closing out the shop?

What type of bread was it?

It was Wonder.

It was Wheat Wonder.

It was the Bodega.

Wait, stop.

Wheat Wonder?

Wheat Wonder.

Wheat Wonder bread.

I'll slap you.

She's a lot.

You let her get that off. I'm 44, and I've never seen no Wee Wonder.
Winner. Winner.
Winner. Winner.
Winner. She got to Google it.
She about to pull up Canada. I'm going to show you fucking Big Dirt.
They probably got it in Tim Hortons. It's bimbo now or something.
In Tim Hortons, they got it. Yo, lastly, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel. The close-minded women think that Wonder Bread had Wee Bread.
AI. That's AI, bro.
That's not AI. That's not real.
It's fucking real. You said you waited in the line for the bread.
The bread is in the power. I wasn't in line.
I said I was in the bodega. You used the word waiting.
I said I was in the bodega. I was shopping.

Let me guess you was playing with a cat in the bodega, right?

I sure the fuck was.

Oh, no.

I love bodega cats.

They're so friendly.