Episode 808 | "Meet Me At The Police Station"

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Speaker 1 All right. Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Everything you're saying, everything you guys say from this point on is being recorded. Can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
Oh, that's a

Speaker 1 fact.

Speaker 2 That's for sure.

Speaker 1 Actually, most of the audience is listening to use it against you in the court of public opinion. Absolutely.
Absolutely fucking. So just now that we're on the same page, we are.

Speaker 1 Please commence to having the conversation you guys were just having. Okay, now from the beginning or from the middle? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I laughed because Mel stood on it. Yeah, she was this one.
Mel don't give a fuck. So we were talking about getting the B-12 shots.

Speaker 2 Well, no, IV drips.

Speaker 1 Did it start with B-12 shots? Well, that's what I said. Same shit.
Yeah, IV drips.

Speaker 1 I said that I was going to Queens because I know a lady out there that she's going to comp me because of who I am.

Speaker 1 You said... Fancy.
You said you can go to Jersey. So you could do it in Jersey.
Michael Paul recommended someone, and I think you'll get comp there as well.

Speaker 1 Then I said, then Ice made a joke and said, we like the comp. Oh, no, ain't no joke.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then Ice made a dead ass.

Speaker 1 He made a dead ass. And then somehow Mel said, yeah, I like to hire students to do shit for you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait. So wait, hold on one second.

Speaker 1 Those student programs don't work, by the way.

Speaker 2 Yes, they do. Mel So one of the best things that you can do.

Speaker 1 You're a guinea pig?

Speaker 1 Hold on one second. Curious.

Speaker 2 There's there's different schools you know i'm saying so like if you wanted to go to like a massage school they're always looking for bodies to practice on sure oh what you're not letting these practice on you are you yes and i will tell them exactly what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong

Speaker 1 keep going you're trying to save hours you try to save money by any means i was a guinea pig man

Speaker 1 listen i'm helping out okay

Speaker 2 this is a very

Speaker 2 listening i do but this is a very reciprocal thing to do you know what i'm I'm saying?

Speaker 1 That sounds like your way of giving back. It is.
It is.

Speaker 2 Massage students are looking for bodies to practice on.

Speaker 1 And then Mel Ford walks

Speaker 1 in her. Hola, yes.

Speaker 1 You know, one day you have to stop being such a crackhead, though. How? I don't think it's a crackhead.
Listen, I will say this.

Speaker 2 I am a crackhead for massages. I am.

Speaker 1 It's cheap.

Speaker 1 Frugal. Those programs that, because I try, listen, I try to get it.
I try to do your bag. I try to get it off with the free editor.
Yo, I'm looking for an editor for Premiere Pro.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, no, no, no, I'm not playing with that. Don't worry.
I'm not playing with that.

Speaker 1 Them niggas don't know how to do nothing. They don't know what they're doing.
You know, I'm not playing with that. They fuck up and put different logos.
They use this bullshit font. What's it called?

Speaker 1 Ariel?

Speaker 1 They use bullshit. Those shits don't work.
You can't use them niggas from the school.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. Not editing.
Not stuff like that.

Speaker 1 No. We know.

Speaker 1 That's your biggest beef. Your mommy said, your biggest beef.
You were editors? Ooh.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's, listen, it's it's fucking hard to find good work. Like, listen, there is an epidemic of over-promising and under-fucking delivery.

Speaker 1 No, they just charge, they charge too much and you don't like the results. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 And you try to find a way to circumvent it, and then you go up to Seton Hall and try to get it done. Or Rutgers or no, I'm looking for an editor or any of these colleges with these programs.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, not with editing. You can't skimp there.

Speaker 1 You can't skimp there.

Speaker 2 You can't skimp there.

Speaker 1 You cannot. But you can skimp with the massage, though.
I mean, you can have the rookie touching you.

Speaker 2 You guys say that it's a bad thing.

Speaker 1 It is. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 One day you're going to have to stop yourself. You're getting too much money.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I haven't done that. I used to struggle no more.

Speaker 2 I used to do that in L.A.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 let's not even pocket watch it. But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 I know, but here's the kicker: not everybody knows who the fuck I am, and I don't walk through the door assuming that people are going to know exactly who I am.

Speaker 1 She did it a lot in LA. She had a studio in the list.

Speaker 1 I got so many.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
You will get your theories off? No, no. Too early for the theories? I got so many theories about Mel.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I think I parcel them out as, you know,

Speaker 2 as the hours go by.

Speaker 1 Let's start with one theory. Like, Mel, just she looks to insert her

Speaker 1 being just in certain situations. Like free massages at Seton Hall.

Speaker 1 We just made shit up right now.

Speaker 1 That shit sounds crazy. I think she'd just be home like, you know what'd it be fun?

Speaker 1 She'd be on Craigslist going crazy. She'd just be home watering her fucking library vines.

Speaker 1 Just thinking. Do you get like emails or something? Like, here's some free shit to go do?

Speaker 2 No, you know what? LA is just like a really different place. You live in New York.
I know, but I lived in LA for like nine years the last time and then before that.

Speaker 2 So it's just like things like Task Rabbit or things like Offer Up. That is huge in LA.
Right.

Speaker 2 And it just, it's very like common for people to like meet up and not have any fear that you're meeting up with like a serial killer. Here, it's way different.

Speaker 1 And I'm just

Speaker 1 regular shit.

Speaker 2 Taskrabit not so much.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it works.

Speaker 2 I listen, I had a girlfriend who was trying to sell something and she literally was just like, okay, meet me at the police station.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's where I bought my PlayStation and my Xbox from. I was like.
The police station.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I know what time it is in my Mercedes

Speaker 1 I know exactly what time it is yo we go right over there inside too under this camera that is helmet

Speaker 1 you bought your PlayStation and what in my Xbox back from the police station

Speaker 1 when the shit was all sold out you couldn't get them in the stores so you had to pay a little little markup on it yeah I'm not meeting up over here in no parking lot my nigga we gonna go over here where I got the cash you got this you listen to way too much drill for me to accept it.

Speaker 1 I live in a world where you know, nigga, why you ain't grabbed the strap?

Speaker 1 What is wrong with you? You want me to go over there with the strap so I could possibly get myself a strap. That's how we did it.
A lot of niggas is locked up for doing it that way.

Speaker 1 Grab your nigga that got the strap and go get your Xbox over there. And the box cutter and get the job done.

Speaker 1 Or I'm going to show up over here. Me and the little dude.

Speaker 1 That's cool. Don't meet at the police station to buy the Xbox from me, my Union Police Department.
Right there. Don't do that.
That's offensive. And they got a sign.
I'm not selling it to you.

Speaker 1 You could have done a Starbucks or McDonald's. It's cameras there.
Yeah, that's nasty, freeze. A library, maybe? I got to hold you accountable.

Speaker 1 Hey, listen. That's nasty.
Let's work out. The police station is extra pussy.
They got a sign. For Xbox, I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Niggas paying a stack for the Xbox.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nigga, no. You're acting like niggas don't book niggas in the parking lot.
Stop. Of course they do.
But let me say this. If you're dumb enough for the parking lot to be the meetup space,

Speaker 1 you should get booked.

Speaker 1 Marks just said, meet me at Starbucks, fam. You can still get robbed.

Speaker 1 I'm robbed in Starbucks. Nigga, Rob me and Starbucks.
Or not. Rob me and Starbucks.
Maybe that's not Rob me and let's just go here.

Speaker 1 When is the last time? I can tell niggas that don't go to Starbucks. And I think y'all do go to Starbucks.

Speaker 1 I don't drink coffee at all. When the last time you seen niggas get robbed of Starbucks? Well, Starbucks ain't really niggas.
They didn't get their local. I see niggas get robbed.
That's a point.

Speaker 1 Hey, there's a reason.

Speaker 1 There's a reason for that. I see niggas get racially profiled in Starbucks, nigga.
Starbucks, yeah. For sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know. Black men peeing on themselves.

Speaker 1 I'm going to keep it real. I'm listening to you guys, and the last time I used Craigslist was for salacious activities.
Wait, no,

Speaker 1 you were about to pussy off Craigslist. Somebody said Craigslist earlier in here.
Someone said Craigslist.

Speaker 1 We did. We did.
Thank you. We did.
It was in a conversation.

Speaker 1 It's humble as hell. Craig List was lit for the box, nigga.
You are. What? You are a filthy ass.
With back page shut down?

Speaker 1 You are. That shit's like DC.

Speaker 1 No, that shit is like. I'm not not playing with that.
What's that mean, nigga? I don't know nothing you're talking about.

Speaker 1 We need a doc about the Craigslist. The Craigslist.
I knew some people that were fucking some people off Craigslist. Thank you, Paul.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't. That shit was lit.

Speaker 1 Maybe right down the block, too. Hey, yo, Tina, where you at? No, y'all bad.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 Why cause somebody's on Craigslist, boy? Oh, you dad.

Speaker 1 Why you just get yours off MySpace like anybody else, man? Nah, my, because listen, Craigslist, MySpace, you had to do some top eight shit, all that shit. Craigslist is straight.

Speaker 1 Craig's listen straight to the point, nigga.

Speaker 1 That was MySpace.

Speaker 1 But MySpace was, but I had Stack on my, I had to ask them to put me on their top eight to get like, it was just too much.

Speaker 1 What? Too much. I had to ask.

Speaker 1 Okay, a lot is funny today.

Speaker 1 At the time, rest in peace, Stack's bundles was popping. So if Stack had you on his top eight.
But you could just get pussy, like, you don't have pussy before.

Speaker 1 Or you could have just been cool. I was cool, nigga.
Charming, you clearly wasn't cool enough.

Speaker 1 Yo, put

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the broken pussies.

Speaker 1 My MySpace page, hold on. I wasn't ain't nobody's top eight.
You was Moskin. Top eight pussy is crazy.
My MySpace page had the sidekick opening up. My shit was lit, nigga.
Fuck you talking about.

Speaker 1 I was Queen's Flip. But before that.
Were you? Yes. I had to ask you.
My mom could have made like the top 90. Are you dumb? Oh, yeah.
Well, nigga, going crazy. You should have been going crazy.

Speaker 1 He was on the bottom row.

Speaker 1 Never. Good top 48.
I went to Craigslist, nigga. I was a Craigslist.
Is Craigslist still around?

Speaker 1 It is. It's not really lit like that anymore.
I think people use the Facebook market shit. Yeah, Facebook Marketplace where they go.
Craigslist killer, dad, that shit.

Speaker 1 When people was getting killed off Craigslist? Yeah. Yes.
I'm sure that. We should have met up at the police department.
No.

Speaker 1 Can't get pussy at the police department.

Speaker 1 Well, Craigslist Killer was lit. Craig, you buying your Xbox at the police station.
I don't know. Okay.
Listen. I'm not over that.

Speaker 1 I'm not okay with that. I'm not okay with that.

Speaker 1 That's cool. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 1 I feel like something has to happen today. Nothing.
Even though that was mad long ago. What do you mean, something has to happen today? You want to redeem body?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, something got to happen today. You got to go merc something.
You want to freeze your robbed? No, he got to. I got to go slide now.

Speaker 1 I got to go slide. He got to go.

Speaker 1 If you get,

Speaker 1 I'm not being funny. But I can't.

Speaker 1 To picture you getting robbed is mad.

Speaker 1 It's funny.

Speaker 1 I see you just.

Speaker 1 Hey, man.

Speaker 1 Hold on, let me get my wallet.

Speaker 1 Hey, you forgot something.

Speaker 1 Hey, you forgot something, bro. Hey, Key.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 That's exactly how it's went. Freeze, you can't do it.
You out your gun. You got to go down with a fight, Freeze.
You have to. Rest in peace to the niggas that went down with the fight.

Speaker 1 All right, man.

Speaker 1 Maybe, maybe he.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 You crazy as hell.

Speaker 1 Maybe the TVs are getting put up in the kickback, Mal. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Oh, my Lord.

Speaker 1 How do you act when you get robbed, Flip?

Speaker 1 Cool.

Speaker 1 I'm Queen Flip.

Speaker 1 I'm going out with a bang. Yeah, it's going to be a bang, all right? Yeah, yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 1 I never got robbed. There was an attempt robbery in Brooklyn one time.

Speaker 1 And, you know,

Speaker 1 that went out a little different because of the current situation that I was in. But I started making noise, I told you, man, so niggas could look outside the window.

Speaker 1 But then I forgot I was in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I'm going to rob. He's got a gone.

Speaker 1 I'm going to still say it with you.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't say that because I had something. But at the same time, I was just

Speaker 1 outnumbered tremendously. Tremendously.
That's not fair. And I got my chain grabbed in Brooklyn.
It fell on the floor. And then I was able to pull a move and make noise.
Yo, yo, yo.

Speaker 1 How much was the chain worth?

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. It does.
They wasn't looking out my hand. And where is it now? The chain's in my house.
Oh, it's an expensive chain. I picked it up.

Speaker 1 I swear to God,

Speaker 1 it's a flip-stack bubble chain. I got it.
You got it.

Speaker 1 You done lying? Yes. You get my chain that's going.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the mothergas and shout out to the niggas over there by, but I got it. I'm going to get shut down so fast.
This is the house.

Speaker 1 I told JR right now, bro.

Speaker 1 Don't let me tell you.

Speaker 1 I told you. You know what I learned this month? With niggas just be on these pods.

Speaker 1 I'm lying.

Speaker 1 I'm lying. Whatever lies to.

Speaker 1 Just come out of your lips.

Speaker 1 You don't think about the lies. Come out of that.
Young JR. Look at this.

Speaker 1 JR, JR, where's my chain?

Speaker 1 Where's it with that? My chain. Like, what? What chain?

Speaker 1 You got a chain? Oh, excuse me? Where is it?

Speaker 1 It's in the drawer. It's thinking.
It's in the drawer. Yeah, I didn't get it.
It tucked away, right? Tied up to the dog chain.

Speaker 1 Of course, I tucked it away, nigga.

Speaker 1 That's what we say.

Speaker 1 That shit broke and all that. That shit was crazy.

Speaker 1 Them Brooklyn niggas don't play when it comes. Why was I in Brooklyn three in the morning late at night? I went to go see a thing.
Three in the morning.

Speaker 1 They came out the mini.

Speaker 1 They came out the. I never forget.
They came out the minivan.

Speaker 1 Huh? That's when you were like 15. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Tomorrow you were like 14.

Speaker 1 Long.

Speaker 1 Long.

Speaker 1 I remember. And they ain't put that chain back on since either.

Speaker 1 It's too small now.

Speaker 1 It's 25 years.

Speaker 1 I went to go see somebody, go have a conversation with them three in the morning about something, politics.

Speaker 1 Politics. As usual.

Speaker 1 Oh, whoa.

Speaker 1 I used to think.

Speaker 1 look at you

Speaker 1 I'm done with the story

Speaker 1 that's crazy man that's like niggas get trouble with their families

Speaker 1 you gotta be careful in these neighborhoods late at night sometimes

Speaker 1 you just feel free spirited and think you could go anywhere and niggas in Brooklyn will remind you it ain't just never again I mean of course I mean that's when my incident happened Just three in the morning, mother gas is just walking around.

Speaker 1 Oh, niggas came out the minivan. Yeah, what do you know where you at? We got one.

Speaker 1 You skinny then? I stopped going to Brooklyn when I was 23.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's good now, but Brooklyn don't play. Depending on where you're at.
We're not going to act like Brooklyn play. They don't play over there.
They don't play. I'm cool.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Joe's. Well, I was 23 last time.
What were you doing? What street were you on? You learned. They learned them.
You were in Crow Heights? Nothing happened. Bad happened to me in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 Because you got up out of there fast enough.

Speaker 1 I've been in Brooklyn a few times where it just was, it almost got crazy. Yeah.
Like whatever that bowling alley is over there. 360? I don't know.

Speaker 1 The gas station across the street.

Speaker 1 No, you're talking about the skating ring, Joe, not the bowling alley.

Speaker 1 Whatever the fuck it is. I know what you're talking about.
That nigga's got coming. Boy.

Speaker 1 You had to walk to the gas station. Yeah, it was a skating.
Yeah, the skating ring with the gas station.

Speaker 1 Boy?

Speaker 1 I said, okay.

Speaker 1 I was like, why would somebody voluntarily come over here?

Speaker 1 I was looking out of warehouse windows. Niggas getting killed over there.

Speaker 1 Mad niggas getting robbed. I'm like, yo, why am I here? Niggas on some jersey shit trying to be cute, too.

Speaker 1 Do you all know where you're going to be? Your famous shit? No, no, no. So here's the thing.

Speaker 1 And I learned this, right? Irish goodbyes are the best way to escape robberies.

Speaker 1 That's not wrong. You have to just leave randomly, nigga.
Or just anything bad happening in nefarious.

Speaker 1 Niggas like to wait till it's close. No, you leave like 40 minutes before close.
For sure. You leave when there's some distractions.

Speaker 1 You should never go anywhere. That's like lesson one.
You never close the club down. No.
Or the spot wherever you leave any reason.

Speaker 1 But there is a time to leave because some niggas started to catch on and they'd be outside waiting. They'd be outside waiting.
They'd wait wait by the fancy cars. You can feel the energy come.

Speaker 1 This is when it's time to leave.

Speaker 1 I leave places like the cloak,

Speaker 1 Utah. I saw how you left Starlitz that day.
Quick smoke bomb. Boom.

Speaker 1 Bamoos. I'm out of here, nigga.
I'm through the side, the back door somewhere. You have to.
In my fucking truck or waiting outside for my truck. For the driver to pull up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now I'm just standing outside for 20 minutes because so want to drive slow. You gotta be, dog.
It's cool. It's cool.
He ain't gonna be happy till I get robbed somewhere.

Speaker 1 That's when he's gonna be happy. And he's gonna drive home, too.
He's gonna leave.

Speaker 1 He's gonna leave.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 What's up, man?

Speaker 1 Y'all?

Speaker 1 We good, man. We good.
I'm happy. Me too.
Same.

Speaker 1 I'm so washed. It up.

Speaker 1 I'd be forgetting it's a Friday. God damn it.
It's just like a day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all which is one day. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's some bullshit. It's kind of a good thing, though.
Why?

Speaker 2 The days just blending into one another?

Speaker 1 Yeah, in a way.

Speaker 1 It means your life is not very stressful. Oh, okay, I guess so.
Okay. Parks, that's a good way to say niggas is washed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how I looked at it. No, the Friday.

Speaker 1 That's how I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 Wash is not bad, but it is when you don't want to be washed. You have to accept the wash.
I like being washed.

Speaker 1 You got to accept the cleanest. You can just not be washed if you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, a regulated nervous system is a good thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I took it from 50-year-old y'all. We're talking about young, 30-something-year-olds that like to still go outside.

Speaker 1 You know, there is your chronological age, and then there's your biological age.

Speaker 2 And I wonder what yours is.

Speaker 1 Ain't nobody young, dog. Show how young motherfuckers are.

Speaker 1 You know what she's trying to do? No. You know what she's trying to do? Yo, stop it right now.

Speaker 2 Wait till fucking hour two, okay?

Speaker 1 You know what she's trying to do? Wait till fucking hour two. She tried to sell me on Zip.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 Mel. You asked me? She sat there trying to sell me on Zip because

Speaker 1 I should put you on.

Speaker 1 Wait a second.

Speaker 1 She's a literary scheme. She's cool.
I wonder what your real age is.

Speaker 1 Yes. Shit.
They got her. She said, put on.
She said, you're like Pharma. She's pushing the Zempy now.
She said, put them on.

Speaker 1 Put ice on. Ice was over there.
Put ice too on.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, Bin Laden. Is he telling the truth?

Speaker 2 I mean, a version of it.

Speaker 1 That means yes. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Never met nobody.

Speaker 1 But how did that even come up?

Speaker 2 He started saying something about losing weight. I said, you should try Ozempic.

Speaker 2 I said it would probably really help you. She did.
I was like, it has been really stigmatized, but the benefits would be incredible for you. Drops your cravings, you would lose weight.

Speaker 1 Big health.

Speaker 1 Your ass drops. Your A1C will go down.
Your ass will drop a little bit.

Speaker 2 You've been looking at Flip's ass? You're going to lose some time.

Speaker 1 You know where it's going to be. You're going to lose some thighs.
You know where it's been. You're going to lose some thighs

Speaker 1 right here.

Speaker 1 The low half ain't going to hit like it used to.

Speaker 1 Wait. Hello?

Speaker 1 Are you talking about flip? Are you talking about somebody else? I'm just talking about some of the symptoms. Just in general? Some of the old zimpic symptoms.

Speaker 1 Side effects. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, you know what happens?

Speaker 2 So you know what you do.

Speaker 1 So if you don't care about your ass sitting where it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2 So you know what you do. It's going to be you're supposed to work out

Speaker 2 it and lift weights while you're doing it.

Speaker 1 You can't just take the zimpie and chill in the crib. Yeah.
You're going to look like Flob.

Speaker 1 Well.

Speaker 1 She tried to. She want me to put y'all niggas on, so let's have a meeting.

Speaker 1 Oh shit.

Speaker 1 This is definitely a period of support male not really it's just it's a motherfucker. I think Mel got him a 500 a pop.
I think Mel is a scammer yo. I'm not

Speaker 1 100%

Speaker 1 what happened to those Disney on Ice booths you were selling

Speaker 1 Ice Did you pay anything for them? No no no no no no you didn't pay a thing but talk to me. Don't talk to Ice.
Okay. What happened to that? She let them niggas a 40 seconds with the tickets on time.

Speaker 2 I did nothing of the sort. I sent Ice his VIP tickets.
He walked in.

Speaker 1 He didn't pay me. I know you were scamming.
Why do you keep talking about ICE?

Speaker 2 Because he was fucking there.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you was there. I know I was there.
Week after week after week trying to get people to go, selling some shit. Yeah, man,

Speaker 1 what were you doing? What was the intricacies of that deal? Hey, what? You had a little...

Speaker 1 What did you do, girl?

Speaker 2 I have a friend that has a box for the season. And that's it.
He's just like, you can invite whoever you want. Look at the schedule, blah, blah, blah.
If the box is open, it's yours.

Speaker 1 What did you promise him in real life?

Speaker 2 I didn't promise a motherfucking thing.

Speaker 1 Not like it could be a shout-out. It could be

Speaker 1 a little

Speaker 1 bit. That was a little bit different.

Speaker 1 Mighty defensive, Bob. You want to talk about that Heats game, nigga? That Hayes game you had niggas in.
Niggas just talk about that shit. Niggas wanted to go? I got friends in high places.

Speaker 1 I got friends in high places. You invite Frieza.
So that made you call Frieza.

Speaker 1 Freeze up.

Speaker 2 Who else was it to get out?

Speaker 1 It was like

Speaker 1 a freeze up. Yo, you would shut the fuck up for a nigga.

Speaker 1 So you got a friend that got you the booth connect.

Speaker 1 Whenever it's available, it's yours, girl. No question.
Do what you want. And you said, bet.

Speaker 1 Let me call up Freeze.

Speaker 1 Yo, who the fuck do you think you told me? It's a kid show, and Freeze has four kids.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I had told Iceland.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 all right. That's true.
Yes. You got it.

Speaker 2 And I would tell you, but you don't fucking go nowhere, and you wouldn't have accepted the invitation.

Speaker 1 No, no, he accepts invitation, but he doesn't go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to accept it.

Speaker 1 I'm not accepting and going to the point. He wouldn't have accepted.
I'm not accepting and I'm not going. Yeah, all the things.
I'm not going nowhere to Mel invites me. I don't trust her.

Speaker 1 My male to vet.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's cool. I don't trust her to vett.
That way shit needs to be vetted. Wait, wait.
Not in a professional setting, though, Joe.

Speaker 1 In any setting.

Speaker 2 Did you feel any sense of harm or discomfort, Ice? No.

Speaker 1 If I went to that, that at some point my brain would say

Speaker 1 what the why the fuck am i don't have me in the disney ice skating booth there would definitely be someone to sell you something there yeah

Speaker 1 that's not that's not true that is not true i gotta defend male that's not true but that let's go ice gold let's go defender then let's go freeze

Speaker 1 him not you oh to have him there to sell they would no they would someone would try to sell him something Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody's selling something.

Speaker 2 There's a distinct chance that everybody there was more concerned with their children having a good time than him showing the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's what everybody else is doing. I mean, you're fabulous, okay? You're fabulous, bitch, but

Speaker 2 you ain't always, you know, the main fucking attraction.

Speaker 1 Calm down. Okay, Mel.
Calm down. This is exactly how she lost the famous battle at the tank show, talking to me like this.

Speaker 1 This is exactly how she was standing there looking stupid in the face while I was taking pictures of the battle.

Speaker 2 Was I really looking stupid in the face?

Speaker 1 But she lost the famous battle between the two.

Speaker 1 Of course you did.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck you think is supposed to win that?

Speaker 2 Was it really like a famous battle, or is it an approachable battle?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 hey, you could twist it however you want to do it. I will.

Speaker 2 I will, just like you did.

Speaker 1 It was a famous battle.

Speaker 2 Okay, whatever. Whatever makes you happy.
Whatever floats you happy.

Speaker 1 She lost by a little bit, too.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 1 A little bit. Whatever.

Speaker 1 She lost by a nice little

Speaker 1 number. Floats your boat.

Speaker 2 Whatever floats your boat.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 2 Anywho's. Anywho's is a friend that has a box for the season and says, if it's free,

Speaker 2 knock yourself out.

Speaker 1 Nice. Yeah.
At some point, we have to start this broadcast. I'm just telling y'all.
I'm ready for it. Yes, we're ready.

Speaker 1 We're ready for it. Yes.
This is more fun than

Speaker 1 that's why I'm chilling. We always do that, though.
You know, you see the shit. What the fuck? I don't give a fuck about that.
Fuck the volume.

Speaker 1 I'd love to keep talking about male scamming.

Speaker 2 I'm totally not selling Ozempic. I was just basically aware of that.

Speaker 1 We need an American.

Speaker 1 You should probably do it. True.
Yes. I'm going to get Ozempic Connect.

Speaker 2 I told you. I was just like, you don't even need a Connect.
Your doctor's the connect.

Speaker 2 He will take a look at your BMI and put you on it.

Speaker 1 Why do you think my BMI? No, he would not.

Speaker 2 I promise you.

Speaker 1 I am not borderline diabetic.

Speaker 2 I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 You have to be diabetic as well.

Speaker 2 No, you don't. No, you don't.

Speaker 1 No, you don't.

Speaker 2 Not to be on a GLP one? Absolutely not. You do not have to be pre-diabetic.

Speaker 1 You say it again, Corey? That's how the opioid price is. That's how the opioids.
Yeah, thank you, Corey. People just

Speaker 1 sell an opioid.

Speaker 1 Child night. Let me tell you something.
I mean, that is how it is. That really is, absolutely.

Speaker 1 Any reason you went in there, the doctor's going to put you on it.

Speaker 2 But there's no addiction factor.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But there isn't.

Speaker 1 Have you heard about the side effects of Ozimpic, Mel? So how did you stop?

Speaker 2 I literally took it for two months last year. Haven't been on it since.

Speaker 1 Mel, you were dying.

Speaker 2 I was not dying.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? You feel like dying.

Speaker 1 You had a tough time, Mel.

Speaker 1 I don't know who you talked about. No, she went like this.
We watched. When you was Ozempic, this is what you did.
You had a really tough time, girl. I don't want to stay here.
No, you did.

Speaker 1 You went to stay. That's me on a regular fucking day.
No, no, no, no. You was done.
It was extra. It was really, really bad, bad, Mal.

Speaker 1 What? It was really bad, Mal. She laid on the couch and her stomach hurts? Yes.
You fell asleep at work? You was fucked up. Yeah, you fell asleep right in that seat.
Yes,

Speaker 1 you was. Keys were sleeping right over there, too.
Okay, that's what fucking is.

Speaker 1 Come out.

Speaker 1 Come out. Come on behind the trolley.
He's going to be saucy.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 That was disgusting. I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 Oh, you have a fucking video or a picture of it. Fucking very good.

Speaker 1 Hey, Poe, meet me at the police station. About to buy Xbox.

Speaker 1 About to buy this Xbox.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying there are some serious benefits, like it lowers inflammation, it helps with joint pain, it lowers your A1C.

Speaker 1 You're trying to say he's inflamed.

Speaker 1 I think y'all are, all of y'all are inflamed. Yes.
Let's go, Mel.

Speaker 1 Not Parks, though. I don't think I'm inflamed.
Not Parks.

Speaker 2 Parks, you're excluded from this conversation.

Speaker 1 Okay, what about Corey?

Speaker 2 Excluded from the conversation.

Speaker 1 Based off of his

Speaker 2 physique, yes.

Speaker 2 He's heavily muscled.

Speaker 2 He's very lean.

Speaker 1 All Corey do is eat lettuce all day long. Oh, God forbid.

Speaker 2 He should actually eat something. He eat lettuce.

Speaker 1 He eats lettuce and

Speaker 1 walks to the dryer. Yeah, that's the hit.
He washes clothes during the pod. He do pull-ups.
He can do bullshit that we can't do.

Speaker 1 If we had Corey's freedom, we'll be lean too, nigga.

Speaker 2 You do have Corey's freedom.

Speaker 1 Not down. Yes, the fuck you do.
I just ain't gonna keep taking you body shaming, niggas, and you're not natural. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 In one fucking week, she's natural.

Speaker 2 For two months last year,

Speaker 1 the shit's not even in my system anymore.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 She's just jealous. You look amazing.

Speaker 2 She's jealous.

Speaker 1 But wait,

Speaker 1 I think she looked amazing before.

Speaker 2 Ozempic cannot look amazing.

Speaker 1 There's never a point where she didn't look amazing, and that's the point.

Speaker 1 So for her to sit here and say, it's not addictive, and I keep seeing people who are not diabetic and not overweight on the shit. Overweight to who?

Speaker 1 Was Mel overweight? No.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Listen.

Speaker 1 I'm not asking about her.

Speaker 1 That's what people doing this shit for though. I got that.
Was Mel overweight? No. Nothing.

Speaker 1 I could say no. It's okay to say it.
No. No, I'm going to say no.
I'm going to ask for honesty on our Dawn Robinson topic.

Speaker 1 We're going to be asking. Ask Mel, did she feel that she was overweight?

Speaker 2 I was.

Speaker 2 I was. And furthermore, I started, I was experiencing severe joint pain.
And this was helping me. Let me tell you something.
The older that you get, the smaller you want to be.

Speaker 2 You don't want to be carrying around a whole bunch of weight the older that you get you are just stressing the fuck out of your fucking joints dude you are just you are willing preventative diseases to just land on you like it's just not a good idea so i want to be slimmer i want to be leaner i want to have lean muscle mass i want to maintain joint strength i want to maintain strong bone density like that's what i want for my later years and i'm heading right to them i'm just being proactive shout out to you i think you were on the way to doing all that before the ocean i appreciate i appreciate that but i'm but I'm listening.

Speaker 2 I'm a master of illusion. You guys could not see what I saw, right?

Speaker 1 No, that's called bodies dysmorphia, I think.

Speaker 2 Maybe a little bit, but it's a healthy, it was a healthy dose.

Speaker 1 Let's go, Paul.

Speaker 1 Wow, let me tell you something. Talk that white shit to her, pause.

Speaker 1 Y'all mold white. Talk that white shit.

Speaker 1 He talks white, girl.

Speaker 1 We don't know what that means, but he knows.

Speaker 1 You can get that white shit off. Talk to her, Paul.

Speaker 2 It was a healthy dose of body dysmorphia that I've carried around for the vast majority of the day.

Speaker 1 And you were saying, you know what's so crazy?

Speaker 1 The The time that I caught you over there and you were complaining about your weight, I said, Mal, you look amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Remember, I was to Mal, but she just felt like she wanted to get some crazy shit. She was saying, I want to get an extra pudge.

Speaker 2 She wanted to get

Speaker 1 cheeseburgers up.

Speaker 2 You literally grabbed my muffin top at one point. You said she wasn't.

Speaker 1 She blamed you for shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's on page four, my nigga.

Speaker 1 You can all get on it.

Speaker 1 Okay, he poked me. Let the record reflect, but I do not recall this.
Oh, don't worry about it. She got a picture of it.
I have no knowledge of this way. What, girl?

Speaker 1 You poked it. Oh, whoa.

Speaker 1 Let me stop there, Trillium.

Speaker 1 Let me stop there. Hey, yo, wick, don't come in here.

Speaker 1 Shout a wick, don't pop it.

Speaker 1 We can't count money no more.

Speaker 1 If it ain't right, it ain't right.

Speaker 1 Set the bag up.

Speaker 1 Drop it right there.

Speaker 1 I got these niggas hating on me, but I don't give a fuck because they bitches waiting on me. I'm just counting all this money and buying all these hammers.

Speaker 1 So when these niggas play, I let my shooters go within the diamonds flashing like a camera. My woods out like a monster.
My bitch got on that shit, she got a million dollars spots.

Speaker 1 Somebody call a doctor. Make check, want you, what you, make checks.

Speaker 1 Gucci Louis Prada, fly ten wife. Philly without

Speaker 1 a lot of

Speaker 1 cabinets. That's where they pop these

Speaker 1 New York City, fuck going on out there.

Speaker 1 I spoil them bitches.

Speaker 1 I employ them niggas. Wipe my ass with the riches.
Like I see throw the dishes.

Speaker 1 Fuck with a winner. Mix in a winner.

Speaker 1 You millionaire. Mick be that nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, niggas hatin'. My niggas ballin'.
Poppin' bands, countin' dollars, buying the magnum bottles.

Speaker 1 My bitch is patient. Yo, bitch is pouring.
Fuck that Friday night. We both woke up that sermon.

Speaker 1 Florida, what up out there?

Speaker 1 Out here trying to get it, get it, each and every shout to the first and last time listeners.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the hay listeners to padron.

Speaker 1 Hard, hard, hustle.

Speaker 1 in Eretha. Bitch, my league too major.
I'm hip-hop there, Cheeto. And I'm still feeling my pockets.
I got big bass in this knife. Free the wave, free to wave.

Speaker 1 Hell nigga locked up right there. I'm double boys all over the world.

Speaker 1 Nigga, Flora, so retarded. Shout out to the entrepreneur 95 is out there.

Speaker 1 All my posts to work in the party.

Speaker 1 Same old shit.

Speaker 1 Never know when I slide up.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Honey beeping. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 I think this is my melody wrong.

Speaker 1 When is when this came out? I counted one meal this morning, 150. Pussy niggas can't cap me.
Don't make me hurt your feelings.

Speaker 1 Check blue, forget it.

Speaker 1 After the parents listen to children all over the world,

Speaker 1 but it's different, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's candy. Paint, paint.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Ross, yo. His evolution,

Speaker 1 that was a little pretty. Wayne was about to get it.
Wayne was crazy.

Speaker 1 Wayne was about to get up. Yes, he was absolutely stupid just now.
Yes, he was. How stupid.

Speaker 1 Just a different day.

Speaker 1 Out you trying to get it.

Speaker 1 This is what Wayne was doing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Possum.

Speaker 1 He lost his mind on the ball. Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Hustle.

Speaker 1 Man, niggas is outside this weekend.

Speaker 1 Riding round and I got it. Twisted off of my boxes.
I ain't got time to be boxing. Got a rib on, she look traffic.
She fucking ridin', she shopping. Y'all mother be poppin'.

Speaker 1 I eat these rappers at the hoppin'. See that meatleck, that's polo.
Grilled up like Ocho. Chuck Taylors with those.
Mary, what up, what up, what up, what royal nigga live on Sundays.

Speaker 1 King of Diamonds Monday. Swagger just dumb.
Call me Kelly Bundy. Got a big house with a backyard.
Fish tank with sharks in it. Real nigga, I'm authentic.
I fuck the bitch till she's sharp winded.

Speaker 1 Got a bad bitch, you be bartended. Couple homies, that gang bang.

Speaker 3 I get on anybody track and hit that bitch with that Wayne Train.

Speaker 4 Freebody the T-I. Super to the P-I.
Got a G6 and a G5. You pussy niggas feline.
Don't stop the party. Niggas is a call.

Speaker 4 right now.

Speaker 1 Niggas turned the volume up on his cheeky right now.

Speaker 1 Just a different day.

Speaker 1 Out you trying to get it each and every week.

Speaker 1 They want that car to fall.

Speaker 1 Bitches coming soon.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Oh my lord. That took it classic material right there.
I got a question too when we were. Oh my God.
That was disrespectful. What he did.

Speaker 1 What a a promo to everything. What a promo to his album.

Speaker 1 They want that car to phone.

Speaker 1 Which is coming soon.

Speaker 1 Mic check, mic check. Microphone check.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 So happy to be here. I wanted to wait till that applause finished before I did ish and ice drop because I was just thinking earlier when I was playing it.
Listen to this a cappella. Neil Icing Ish.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 After?

Speaker 1 Let's do it one more time. Neil Icin-ish.

Speaker 1 Like she did the um like these niggas is sexy.

Speaker 1 You just mad ain't no joke dropping.

Speaker 1 That's disgusting. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Crazy hate. That was filthy.
She said that like dumb as the two niggas she was thinking about in the mola.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Kiara, man.

Speaker 1 Okay, Kiera. I'm going to ask you about it when I see you.

Speaker 1 That is funny. What's up, man? What's poppin'? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I'm good.
What's going on? How y'all doing? Feeling good.

Speaker 1 Can you please remind me to ask a question?

Speaker 1 Let's introduce the pod for a while. My memory is horrible.
Okay. I have the worst memory.
I got you. I got you.
Yeah, about Wayne. I just want to ask a question.
I want to ask you. Both of y'all.

Speaker 1 Please don't forget to. Yo, was Wayne? No, he was not really Bird Man Son.
Yo, was Wayne

Speaker 1 really the best? No, no, no, no, no. Let's get your department theme.
Yo, I got the question, yo.

Speaker 1 Don't make fun of me. Wait a second.
Because you miss your man, nigga.

Speaker 1 You miss your man. Don't start making fun of me.
Don't do that, nigga. That's how I say I miss you.
All right, let's get to that. That's how I said, man.
Yo, I got a question, y'all, real quick.

Speaker 1 Man, what episode is this? Yeah, what episode is this? Welcome to episode 808. Welcome to episode 808 of the Joe Button Podcast.
This is 808. This is the mission

Speaker 1 808. Episode 808.

Speaker 1 Episode 808. 808.
Of the Joe Button Podcast. Brought to you by Fueled Buy Power Buy.
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Speaker 1 I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, happy to be here, host Joe Button here with some really amazing people to my right. You know the vibes, man.
Melissa Ford. Who do you? Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Big Queens flip. Big Queens get the money.
It's in the building. The freeziest of them.
Yo, yo, yo. Big ice.
Huh. Still keeping in touch with the sheriffs from the Xbox purchase.

Speaker 1 We still talk to them, niggas. Say something.

Speaker 1 Say something, nigga. I meet y'all niggas at the precinct, nigga.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not over there. We're going to fix it.
Ain't nothing to fix. We got to slide on somebody.
Somebody. Slide on somebody.
It don't got to be nobody tough. We got to.

Speaker 1 Throw a Chinese star at somebody.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You ain't even got to be seen while you're doing something.

Speaker 1 A water balloon from

Speaker 1 a water balloon from a tall Bronx building. He ain't the type of nigga to say, meet me at Foot Lock in a base.

Speaker 1 Man, listen, go out there.

Speaker 1 Get dirty. Get dirty.

Speaker 1 Webster Avenue with some water balloons. Just get dirty.
You got to get your dad. You're not telling me why, though.

Speaker 1 Because getting dirty means that you become one with society and you're talking about

Speaker 1 one with that part of society, fam.

Speaker 1 You got some niggas that's one with society.

Speaker 1 You got to do it. Your victims create victims.
I'm not a victim.

Speaker 1 But we got to do it. I'm not a victim, though.
They feel like dying. Victims create victims.
I'm not a victim. Then why would you have a police station? To not be a victim.
Smart.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fight ice.

Speaker 1 Nigga, like, you was a truck driver, Freeze.

Speaker 1 You saw a lot of shit, nigga. You saw lot lizards and all that shit.

Speaker 1 Once you locked your door when they came to knock on your bag. I wasn't over there.
I know what you're talking about. I wasn't over there.

Speaker 1 I wasn't over there. You got some ass from Lot Lizard.
No, I wasn't a road driver, fam.

Speaker 1 Freeze. Go ahead and finish intros, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Change the subject.
Change it quick. I know that lot lizards, the bag.

Speaker 1 Right in the parking lot, nigga, they come knocking. Hey, daddy.

Speaker 1 To the truck drivers. That's what they do.
I walk around to the opposite parking lot. No, no, no.
We've talked about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You never did that. I wasn't that type of driver.
I wasn't in the. I was daily driving.
Did you ever do it, though? You were the horny type of driver?

Speaker 1 No, that's for the niggas that's got to park there overnight and all of that shit. I was just going to come back home.
You couldn't get the drive.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I never had that. I do that shit, and I used to do that in a sedan.
They could pull over to the little truck stop only section.

Speaker 1 I barely left Jersey. And what? Let the massage? I'm saying take a break.
Like, that wasn't just for the truck stop.

Speaker 1 You got a 12, 13 hour drive. Do you know what lot lizards are?

Speaker 1 The women that come up to the van and sell ass.

Speaker 1 I know, I know. That's what I'm talking about.
We weren't doing that. Somehow ranked below the Craig's process.

Speaker 1 He wasn't that type of driver because he was there and back. I'm saying you could still stop in that section.
I understand what you're saying. Oh, yeah.
I got it. I wasn't the stopper.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you could still stop over there and

Speaker 1 get your shit. Get a little coffee.

Speaker 1 I'll get my rest when I clock out. I'm trying to get back.

Speaker 1 What's the longest drive you've done? In the truck? In Monday, yeah. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Two hours. Oh, so he didn't do the long drive.
That's what I'm telling y'all. Ice is such a good man.
That shit is trash sometimes.

Speaker 1 I wasn't

Speaker 1 doing it. Yeah, but at some point, that shit got to go out the window.
No, it don't. Yes, it does.
No, it don't.

Speaker 1 Unlearn that hood shit that's stuck in your brain.

Speaker 1 You cannot say that to me. Yes, I can.
No, you can. Yes, I can.
I can listen to the music. The shit you're saying is mentality-wise.

Speaker 1 I'm just listening to music. I don't try to live none of of that shit.
She had a baton.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 if only

Speaker 1 I asked

Speaker 1 her three to five-inch metal fucking shit. She got mad, bro.

Speaker 1 I didn't say nothing. I think they're plastic.
It was plastic? Yeah, probably plastic. That shit like it hurt.

Speaker 1 That shit was metal, fam.

Speaker 1 She caught a concussion, nigga. That girl fell out.

Speaker 1 She did.

Speaker 1 The right plastic would do it, though. A little PVC.
The right right metal would do it, too. Yeah, that was metal.
I don't think it's a lead pipe, though. It's not the heaviest of.

Speaker 1 I could be wrong.

Speaker 1 They'll tell us.

Speaker 1 There's some runners out there. For sure, let us know.

Speaker 1 I don't know, man. It still hurt.
That shit like it hurt.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 this is my last question on this, and I'm moving on.

Speaker 1 If you get to the precinct first

Speaker 1 before the guy with the Xbox,

Speaker 1 you're not walking it. No.

Speaker 1 Okay, so so what do you do you look wait on yo I'm here all right I'm walking in there all right so it's like a halfway crook because you're not going in the precinct you're just at the precinct no you go inside to do the transaction they have signs up like internet meetup internet transaction sign right yes wait where

Speaker 1 fam in the because that shit was happening so much

Speaker 1 listen let me let me let me let me tell you something yeah I know we joking and shit but because it was happening so much with people doing internet transactions getting robbed or fraudulent shit stuff like that The police station is like, all right, look, we put spots here.

Speaker 1 You can meet up here. They say internet meetup because it's cameras now.
So in case, you know, this person tried to do some funny shit,

Speaker 1 you got some evidence. Yo, them cops, boy,

Speaker 1 you know what I'll tell you? All right, I believe them. Them cops is slick.
That's like what they started to

Speaker 1 bring us your gun back.

Speaker 1 No questions asked. We'll buy your gun back.
Bring us your gun, bro. They lock my cousin up for that stupid shit, bro.
My cousin tried to pull that and they tricked him.

Speaker 2 Well, did it, did the gun have body?

Speaker 1 I think your cousin did it.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 first of all, rest in peace, you bitch-ass niggas. Second of all, my cousin tried to pull a move like that.
I never want to hear Mel Ford take that. Where he wanted to sell his gun.

Speaker 1 He put it under the garbage. He told the police where it was at, and the police locked him up.
That shit don't work. That was a trick.

Speaker 1 That's not. Yeah, that's not.
Selling your gun.

Speaker 1 Put that shit somewhere. But you bring your gun to the garbage.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 You take it to the police. You walk in and hand it to them.
That's what niggas was doing. Well, that's what they was advertising.
I don't know nobody that did. It might have been a scam, too.

Speaker 1 It probably was. But I don't know nobody that did it.

Speaker 2 Usually, there's like an exchange, like, you know, like a coupon.

Speaker 1 You can't be like, yo,

Speaker 1 at the McDonald's. I left the gun over there.
Yo, go get me.

Speaker 1 And he went to get his bread. Like, is your cousin, like, is he innocent?

Speaker 1 He's passed away. But was he innocent? Uh, yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 My cousin John, nigga, watch your fucking mouth. Was John on the street narrow?

Speaker 1 Did he go to the police station to sell his?

Speaker 1 Sometimes. Was he just selling a good or was he selling evidence? Sometimes we lose people that was...
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Well, he's self-transitioned.

Speaker 1 All right. Yeah.
Good for your ass. Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 It's good for you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You hate niggas like, ooh, like me, right? You got it. You bitch ass nigga.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, John. At the time, I thought it was crazy to try to, you know, get your shit off.
And but how else do you you become afraid to bring it to the precinct? Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck would I bring it? I'll do the same. I'll do that same shit.
Yo, it's right there. Put the money down.
That shit don't work. So you lock his ass right.

Speaker 1 That didn't work.

Speaker 1 That gun shit.

Speaker 1 That shit was tempting to the motherfucker. I went to Sopranos one time.

Speaker 1 I had a dirty ass nine. I never forget.

Speaker 1 I said, oh,

Speaker 1 I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 Fucking

Speaker 1 when I was in my 20s and I was in court with Trey mom

Speaker 1 fighting for visitation.

Speaker 1 And this is when I first was introduced to this at the precinct concept. It's like, all right, you can have your son on this day.
I mean, pick him up for the precinct. I was like, wait, what?

Speaker 1 That don't sound healthy at all for my child's state of mind. It really don't.
But anyway, that was what it was. I couldn't fight it.
So I was picking Trey up from the precinct, being punctual.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 that means that I'm there at least 15, 20, sometimes 25 minutes just sitting inside a precinct. That's Joe Button.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's crazy.
That's Joe Buddy. That's crazy.
She didn't give a fuck. She came pulling up mad late.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That being punctual shit, it really bites you in the ass.
Sometimes it can, yeah. It bites you in the ass.
All right, listen.

Speaker 1 If you are tuning in for the world's shortest Playboy Cardi album review,

Speaker 1 you are in the right fucking place. We got you.
Clap it up.

Speaker 1 Thanks.

Speaker 1 If you are here for an in-depth album review of Playboy Cardi and the three Kendrick Lamar versus Leave. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wrong place.

Speaker 1 I did listen to the whole thing. How was it? I knew it.
I knew it. I'm okay.
I'm okay with it not being for me.

Speaker 1 I never

Speaker 1 listened. If I'm too old for it, I'm okay with that.
Why'd you listen to it? Word. That shit was like an hour and plus, and it dropped at 17.
30 joints. It was 30 joints.

Speaker 1 There's a couple joints I like on there. The Gunn Thug record is dope.

Speaker 1 There's some production on the Future Records. One of the future records is dope.
I'm talking shit, but out of what I breezed through on the sample, there is some production on there.

Speaker 1 That's all right. There's a couple shits out there.
It's him for me. So

Speaker 1 I can't listen to it. I wasn't trying to listen to it.
That's for the Cardi fans. I'm old, out of mind.
I'm not the demo for this. I wouldn't like that, though.

Speaker 1 Because it's almost like I equate it to like,

Speaker 1 as someone who likes rock music, there's a lot of like heavy metal shit that just ain't for me.

Speaker 1 It's not because I was old. I might have been younger than the artist at the time.
It's just not for me. And this is like heavy metal rap to me.
It's just,

Speaker 1 it don't sit in my ears. Yeah, I won't blame it on age.
It's just not for me. Yeah.
Everything. And I knew that already.

Speaker 1 We don't have, despite the audience saying that we are, we should be unbiased and should review everything. I'm not that.
I'm sorry. I'm telling you, now I'm not doing that.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Everything ain't for us and everything is not going to get a deep dive from us. Shouts to the Cardi fans.
Shout out to Cardi. Y'all have been waiting for this album for years.

Speaker 1 He's been teasing it back and forth, Paul. Never thought it was like.
It's been seven years, right? It's been a moment. It's been a long time.
I think five years. Yeah, four or five years.

Speaker 1 So I'm just, you know, happy for y'all. I saw people going crazy.
It was funny. I thought he was trolling again.
When he didn't put it out? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I knew an album had to be coming because he's on a weekend tour. Yeah.
So you're not going to get on that big of a tour with no new music. So

Speaker 1 shouts to him. Shout out to him.
Shout out to Cardi. Y'all got it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I hope y'all happy. The 30 songs in this case, just because he only put out music every five years, like that's not.
the worst thing in the world to me. It's still a long listen.

Speaker 1 It was hard to like, I just had it on in the background while I was getting ready, eating breakfast, shower, and all that shit.

Speaker 1 And again, there's a couple records I like on there, but I'm probably not going to rush back to much of it. Did you buy it? I did not.
This is a streamer for me. Would you? This is a streamer for me.

Speaker 1 I might buy the couple records that I like, though, actually. Got it.

Speaker 1 I at least want to hear the best Kendrick verse from this thing. Do you have the album, Joe? I didn't know.
I don't know. I don't listen.
I don't know. I do not have the album.

Speaker 1 And fucking, fucking, my oldest son came over yesterday to just vibe and kick it. And I tried to have like a relatable moment.
I was like, hey, man, that Cardi.

Speaker 1 I said, uh-huh. That's what you kids like.

Speaker 1 I said, oh, you ready for that Cardi this Friday?

Speaker 1 He said, Pop, I don't listen to that. It's not for me.

Speaker 1 I said, oh, genetics work. You did it right.
Oh, genetics work.

Speaker 1 He said, I'm still listening to Jim Jones. Ah, I love you, buddy.
That's my baby.

Speaker 1 I could play the, I think Good Credit is the record that most people are talking about with the Luca Bar and all that shit. Good crazy.
Cause now I'm about to apply for Home Depot Credit. Now I got

Speaker 1 a fan. Came out late.
Look at these dollars. They want

Speaker 1 heavy metal.

Speaker 1 Do you want me to write to the verse? Yes, yes, please. No, no, for sure.
Please. Go straight there.

Speaker 1 Respectfully.

Speaker 1 With all due respect.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want no smoke.

Speaker 1 Moving them batters. Sense on my body.

Speaker 1 What you listening to is that.

Speaker 1 Wait, who the fuck is this? Playboy Curtis.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Having it my way like Usher, dog. Red and blue diamond like Gusher, dog.
Upscore on you niggas like Rucker, dog. I'm sorry, cause I got it out the muscle, dog.

Speaker 1 Sleep streets ready for this shit right here. I'm cool, man.
I'm okay with this not being for me. Yeah, I ain't gonna hold y'all.
I don't even want to hear Kendrick. Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 Salute. I'm cool.
This is like when they said if you want to hide something from black people, put it in the book.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, put it in the Cardi album for me. This is going to miss me all.
That shit ain't bad. This is the thug record.

Speaker 1 Yo, and listen, even the beat on the last joint. Like, the production sound like it's kind of hype.

Speaker 1 Not for me. They doing anything just to get inside this room.
Trying to see the way we kick it.

Speaker 2 Wanna see the way we pop.

Speaker 1 It a couple band bitches wanna make sure that they vibing over. This ain't that bad.
This is what Thug Ed top.

Speaker 1 I make sure she don't stop anyway. They say she's sizing.
We made a cup of meal. We spit it out, just splashing.
I make sure that she vibin'.

Speaker 1 I'm always like the Ty Dollar song. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I put my bitches on the fleet, just across the street. Lab one needs niggas play with her.
I robbed out the cheat. Shopped off her waist, new physique.
Inflation on E. Cash that been leaf on my bait.

Speaker 1 Ain't no need to leave. This ain't no G-shape, baby.
Just Philippe. Heard they talking out they name.
Feeling foggy, gon' leave. I done mentioned many instances.

Speaker 1 bro. Whoa, I can't do it.
There's a couple shits on here that's good,

Speaker 1 but there's a lot of

Speaker 1 what I would describe as heavy metal.

Speaker 1 I'm never gonna hear it. Yeah, I'm not gonna hear none of that, though.

Speaker 1 Even the one you just played, that's like, all right, it's cool. I'm still not rushing to it.
I'm not gonna

Speaker 1 hear it. It's not gonna be in the phone.
It's not going in my iTunes. There's no

Speaker 1 world that I'm in where I'm gonna look to play that. And I don't think I'm gonna be in a way that they're gonna play it.
Yeah, not at all. That's a fact.

Speaker 1 And I'm trying to, like, respectfully, I don't want that to sound like we're saying something. I'm not shitting on it.
It's just not for you. It's okay for something not to be for you.

Speaker 1 I think I went through this same exact experience five years ago with this last album. I was like, I got to check it out because everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 you know where I will give him credit?

Speaker 1 Even though this is not for me,

Speaker 1 it don't sound like any rap shit that I hear out currently. Absolutely.
Like it does sound very unique. Original, yeah.
And original. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 And that's one of my complaints about just the rappers today. It all sounds like recycled,

Speaker 1 regurgitated algorithmic AI music, basically. They're just giving you the layup for the AI.
Some writing camp, AI, chat GPT shit. No, they've deadass been laying up the AI.

Speaker 1 If everything sounds the same, why can't we just get a computer to do it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They spent a decade just like, oh, we can just make everything easy now so that when we get the computers,

Speaker 1 no one's going to be able to tell the difference anyway.

Speaker 1 Like, we don't get enough music for the amount of musicians that we have. Facts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, all week, I'd just be in the crib thinking of artists and how much I miss them. And that was one of my questions I'm going to ask you.

Speaker 1 I know you had a Lil Wayne question. Not about missing them.
I was wanting to talk about Lil Wayne's evolution, right?

Speaker 1 Like. Drake evolves constantly because he adjusts to the time.
Wayne, has Wayne evolution peaked? And does the evolution come or is he trapped by his legacy?

Speaker 1 Meaning that, you know, the fans expect a certain sound? Is his sound outdated?

Speaker 1 Or has evolution peaked? Like, if we look at Jake, Jake keeps evolving. Jake come back and does music.
He sounds good when he does it.

Speaker 1 His lifestyle also on the front screen or in front of us shows that he's evolving and we wants to follow it.

Speaker 1 When it comes to Wayne as being one of the greats that changed the game at one point, has his evolution peaked?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't say peaked, but I will say

Speaker 1 it plateaued maybe is a better thing.

Speaker 1 Is it stagnant?

Speaker 1 When we look at Wayne, right, are we looking forward to hear something new from him in the last sound? Yes, we are.

Speaker 1 I am. I'm always looking forward to it.
But is this sound just the same? So are you doing it because of what? So here's the thing with Wayne. Wayne

Speaker 1 doesn't.

Speaker 1 Wayne's not... I mean, he has a couple records where he does it, where he gets vulnerable, gets transparent, tells you about his life, shit like that.
But for the most part, Wayne is just rapping.

Speaker 1 Wayne's at a high level. Yeah, no, no, that's not a knock.

Speaker 1 But what I'm saying is still, absolutely.

Speaker 1 He's great at putting words together

Speaker 1 without saying much.

Speaker 1 If that makes sense.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 I concur.

Speaker 1 But I don't have it in me to listen to y'all lie just because we're on a podcast today. But wait, but

Speaker 1 Joe, before that, Joe, wait. Both of y'all.
We're the lie. But hold on, wait, wait, guys.
I just want to have been absolutely fucking

Speaker 1 destroying features.

Speaker 1 I want to keep up with y'all real quick. Evolution to me, when I look at...
I want to fight with these niggas. No, you can, Joe, but let me just say that.
Just please. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Evolution to me, when I look at Jay, yes, he can rap. He can still rap, but I think his lifestyle surrounding it, the moves that he's making in real life makes me feel.

Speaker 2 These lyrics reflect the growth of his lifestyle. He's no longer rapping about selling drugs and shit like that.
You got it.

Speaker 1 So he's currently evolving. So what are we looking for? But that's because Jay always is talking about his life in his raps.

Speaker 1 Even from the selling drugs point. And that's what I'm saying about Wayne.
Wayne wasn't really doing that, he wasn't really talking about my life. The answer to your question is, yes, Wayne is peaked.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know what they're talking about. Gotcha.
It's a very quick

Speaker 1 and simple.

Speaker 1 Peak implies it's going down.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Yes. Peak implies.

Speaker 1 The plateau is up and you're going down. Let me fight with them.
Go ahead. Let me have my fight with them.

Speaker 1 I don't even think y'all have a foundation to lay this argument on.

Speaker 1 Wayne,

Speaker 1 we can safely say say we've seen the absolute best of.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck if his rhyming improves for the next five and ten years.

Speaker 1 That moment in time where what he's doing is in sync with what the people backing him is doing, is in sync with how the fans are receiving him, in sync with making his best music.

Speaker 1 Songs, choruses, performance, billboard. That has happened already.
I think you're talking. We're not getting another, that whole entire run, all of the joints that we have.

Speaker 1 If Wayne go get in the booth 20 times right now, none of that's coming out. I think that you're talking about.
He's just doing some great rhyming. I think you're talking about

Speaker 1 business and

Speaker 1 I'm talking about artistry.

Speaker 1 Yes and no, because I think that he still

Speaker 1 raps at a very high level. I think that the external forces of the label being behind it and being in tune with the times and all that shit, yes, maybe that has passed him by, and that's fine.

Speaker 1 I think that his ability to rap is still A.

Speaker 1 I don't think that that has, I think it's plateaued. Your ability to rap

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 only a certain percentage of your artistry or how it's defined. I agree, but you agree.
I'm not questioning his rap skills.

Speaker 1 When he did the niggas that started something shit a year and a half ago, anytime he gets on something and raps and is focused, he goes, his rap skills will be

Speaker 1 indisputable.

Speaker 1 I think his peak

Speaker 1 encapsulates a little more than just that.

Speaker 1 Something you forgot. If you send him in the booth 20 times today, 30 times, 40 times, that's not coming out of there.
I disagree with that. It was a moment in time.
I disagree with that. I disagree.

Speaker 1 Is that in totality as far as like what Park said,

Speaker 1 what you said, label people behind him? I think that rapping.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think a lot goes into artistry when we talk about it, right? Like, rapping is like riding a bike for me.

Speaker 1 It's like you having a jump shot. Ray Allen today could walk on a basketball court and make jump shots.
Yes. That is the ability to rap for rappers at this echelon, echelon.
Echelon. Echelon.

Speaker 1 The echelon. The other stuff,

Speaker 1 your song-making ability, your chorus making ability, how you come off, how you're presenting yourself, how you understand, how you adapt, all of those other things that you have to have to have the world in the palm of your hands, like he did at one point.

Speaker 1 As you age, that goes away. You know what I mean? I think it's natural.
You know, that's what I like. The hunger part.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is he trapped by his? Because he might not be trying to do that. Wayne, some people get Eminem.
Then you get to a point where. Yeah, but then you peaked.

Speaker 1 Well, then you peaked. Because if you don't even have the energy in you back to full circle moment to flip calling me, yo, you've been a little low energy.
That don't mean I can't do what I do.

Speaker 1 That just mean I ain't had the energy. Hey, News Flash, part of doing this and being received a certain way is having energy.
True.

Speaker 1 That you can get that energy back, too, though, and get right back to where you was.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen that, and we haven't seen that for a lot of years. True, but that does not mean, again, Wayne just sold his catalog for a shit ton of money.

Speaker 1 Wayne has some legal shit that he was dealing with. Like, that don't mean that he can't do it.
It just means he hasn't done it. I'm not questioning his ability.
It's not can't. It's not.

Speaker 1 He is not doing it for whatever the reason. I'm not in the man's head.

Speaker 1 But I think that that's natural. When you talk about the evolution of shit, you're not supposed to still be in

Speaker 1 that spot operating in a photo.

Speaker 1 You're not supposed to even want that same shit.

Speaker 1 I look at Wayne. I look at Ross.
I look at some of these niggas that have battled like real health issues while dominant and be like, wow, yo, they survived that. They alive.

Speaker 1 They still rocking, doing what they love. You see Ross having a money battle with 50.
Like, you see, niggas is alive, healthy, and doing whatever they want to do. Right.

Speaker 1 That's like a fan conversation to figure out, hey, you think they still got it? You think they still... Like, if Carter, what Carter is he on right now? This should be six.

Speaker 1 I think that prime, the prime Wayne that we

Speaker 1 reminisce over and look at with Rosie Glasses was him destroying features, but they were on big records. I think he's still destroying features.

Speaker 1 He's just not, doesn't have the world in the palm of his hands, like you were saying, where every big artist with the big record is going to Wayne for that feature.

Speaker 2 What would you you guys say is Wayne's magnum opus?

Speaker 2 You know, there's a culmination.

Speaker 2 Yes, there's there. That's the culmination of like

Speaker 1 magnum opus is going to be three. The core is going to say two.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
The core is going to say two, but for the world, it's three. It's three.

Speaker 1 So, so,

Speaker 2 but wait, my secondary question would be: does he regard that as his magnum opus, or does he still feel like he has not made that project that will ultimately define his legacy in a a pretty pink bow and he can literally do nothing like after that.

Speaker 1 No, I think he 100% feels like he has that project already. Question Joe, do you feel like

Speaker 1 do you feel like as fans of these artists from the beginning, and I brought up Jay because Jay is continually to evolve with his daughter, with Beyonce, they continually need to

Speaker 1 take it to different levels when it comes to their life. Do you think that lifestyle-wise, that plays a part into Peeking? Like when you said Wayne is still there, he shouldn't still be there.

Speaker 1 You said something just now, stuck where he is, right? I think you said that. I don't know if I'm quoting you right, but if we look at Jay, Jay could come out and rap.

Speaker 1 He still can rap, but his overall lifestyle is something that's impressive. Like,

Speaker 1 he continued to grow. Jay's peeking.
He's album-wise, too? Yeah, but he continues to break boundaries, which doesn't pigeonhole him in a certain category. But the difference with that is...

Speaker 1 So you think Wayne, because when we look at Jay. The difference with that is Jay's always been independent and doing partnerships.
So he's not tied behind bad contracts and shit like that.

Speaker 1 He has freedom. Let's look at Joe real quick.
That's the difference between where him and Wayne are. Look at me right now.
Where is Hove?

Speaker 1 No, no, Wayne.

Speaker 1 Whereas Wayne Wayne was in such a bad position.

Speaker 1 Wayne was in such a bad position where Hove had to come bail him out.

Speaker 1 I understand. So it's levels.
I also think we're talking about business shit versus artistry.

Speaker 1 Jay-Z doesn't continue to make music even at the clip.

Speaker 1 Wayne isn't super duper active, but he's more active than Ho by far.

Speaker 1 No, the confusion part. What I'm saying, I'm thinking, because this was the confusion part.
That's why I get confused. If I look at Joe, right?

Speaker 1 Joe was still part of Slaughterhouse, but the podcast, if he was a part of Slaughterhouse and he still rapped, but his podcast is successful. To me, Joe didn't peak.

Speaker 1 He's still evolving because now he has a successful podcast. He's making a lot of more money.
His lifestyle changes. So when we look at Wayne, We don't really see anything pertaining to his lifestyle.

Speaker 1 Maybe because he's secretive. We just hear these things, so I'm looking at the overall artist.
He's secretive, and he was behind some bad shit, like I said.

Speaker 1 And you said, We'll fuck you up for all the time. If you're in a bad deal for 20 years, it's going to take you some time to bounce back, even if you get everything right.

Speaker 1 You know how it is already with the shit that you've been through.

Speaker 1 It takes you a while to come out. You're saying, business-wise, Wayne got Young Money Sports, they got Travis Hunter signed over there, who's about to get drafted in the draft coming up.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 He's doing things, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
So, Wayne is doing things outside of music, he's just not as

Speaker 1 broadcast, Yes, got it.

Speaker 2 And then also, like, other projects that you get involved in will incentivize you to want to put all your time and energy into that. Like the example with Joe and the podcast versus Slaughterhouse.

Speaker 2 If the podcast is paying dividends and Slaughterhouse would require a whole lot of more, you know, more work and effort, but less reward than to make life.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Then

Speaker 2 you just, you focus your energy on what's paying you.

Speaker 1 What's paying your bills? I got it. We got it.
True indeed. Break it down for him, man.

Speaker 1 You broke it it down good man that's why i love you girl

Speaker 1 well guess what you got ozimpic on you

Speaker 1 i am not a pusher you got that zimpi on you got that zimpie

Speaker 2 you're pushing it early in the work trying to push that shit that's crazy i think that shit is so fly it was literally i love it it was it was an it was an organic conversation extremely organic where flip

Speaker 1 see this is good this is good fucking big pharma marketing throw words like organic into it

Speaker 2 if i'm gonna be pushing a project or a product, I'm going to be pushing

Speaker 2 like a libido-enhancing drug for women. That's what the fuck I'll be pushing.

Speaker 1 Yo, man, what's up with this libido shit? Like, you good, man? No, I'm straight.

Speaker 1 I'm straight. Libido is that shit down there that makes it water? Like, what's

Speaker 1 up?

Speaker 2 Like, what's we all have libidos?

Speaker 1 Oh, my fault. We all have libidos.
Libidos when your clitor is hanging over your shit. Oh, the bat wings.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 The tarwings.

Speaker 1 Guess what?

Speaker 1 Guess what time it is? You ever eat pussy with one of them shits? Yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 That shit in the back of your throat, nigga. Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 That was something different there. No, no.
Pause.

Speaker 1 Shit be hanging, nigga. Pause.
That shit don't stop. No show.

Speaker 1 I know, of course, because you're a freak. That shit is like a fucking rooster neck.

Speaker 1 Fucking turkey shit. Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, you know the shit I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Gobble, gobble.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, you fucking heathens. So y'all nasty.
Oh, anyway. That was cool.
Anyway.

Speaker 1 Let's not give Mel page nine of the soup.

Speaker 2 My beat up. I'm trying to lead you to the promised land right now.

Speaker 1 That's true. She is.

Speaker 1 I'm uncomfortable. No.
No, no.

Speaker 2 Literally paying our bills, motherfucker. It's our favorite part of the show.

Speaker 1 Prize mix.

Speaker 1 I got a girl.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to lead you to the promised land.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, it's our favorite time. It's our favorite part of the show.
Stop. I'm not giving you nothing.

Speaker 1 Don't try to help me.

Speaker 1 I got it. She killing shit.
She be selling shit too.

Speaker 1 Favorite part of the show, Prospects.

Speaker 1 I'm about to be in the next commercial.

Speaker 1 If she's in the next commercial, she's going to act way more bougie than she acts now. Oh, yeah.
She probably ain't going to say hello to niggas. She's going to walk in and sit down.

Speaker 1 You ready, Joe? Yep. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 She's going to be like, Grandma Ruby Rose.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. She's like, Grandma Rose.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 hate her. Yo, Mel, I got a question real quick before Prospects.
Like, who be putting you on to your sneaker? Your sneaker game be fucked up. This shit's fire.
I like them shits. This shit's inspired.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to compliment them.

Speaker 1 I thought they were cute.

Speaker 1 I don't like them. I did.
Okay, well, that's alright.

Speaker 1 Whatever they are, they do look good. I appreciate that.
They look good, but the colors look good.

Speaker 2 I'm doing my best. I'm not a sneaker head.
I never, ever have to.

Speaker 1 Talk to one of them. I'm trying to put you onto some young niggas.
Get up with five of y'all and them niggas. Let them put you on.
Come here with some nice shit, y'all. Okay.

Speaker 1 You got those for free?

Speaker 2 No, I did not.

Speaker 1 Where did you buy them from? Foot Locker?

Speaker 2 I don't remember. It was a while ago.
Got it.

Speaker 1 I promise I don't remember. But yeah, thank you.
It's over, bro.

Speaker 1 It's over.

Speaker 1 I'm with my sister to have some good sneaks, yo. You got

Speaker 1 those a fire. She's my bad, though.
Listen, she's killing. Because y'all old, nigga.
Yeah, that might be it. That's fine.
You should like clouds, nigga. Let me see.
I'm perfectly fine with being old.

Speaker 1 I love being old. Oh, those are Reeboks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with that. I'll do you, man.
Same, same.

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All right.

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Speaker 1 in that.

Speaker 1 And who is on the Nets?

Speaker 1 Who's on the Nets? That's a good question. Campaign still on the Nets?

Speaker 1 I don't even know who's on the Nets. All right, keep going.
Next game. Who is on the Nets?

Speaker 1 That's crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 Some New Jersey representatives we are. Hey, it listen.
They took the net, so I don't watch them. Oh, yeah, that's Brooklyn now.
Yeah, that's Brooklyn. Yeah.

Speaker 1 OK, C and the Pistons. All right.
Give me SGA

Speaker 1 more than 24 points.

Speaker 1 Give me Cade for more than seven assists. All right.
And

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Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. That's hit.
It's a road game. It is a road game.
It's a road game because because we got clipped in the garden.

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I don't even really need no more. The three is fine, but give me Steph for more than 23.

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I'm cool with that. Let's see how you do.

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It's a light, light news week.

Speaker 2 But Dawn Richards, who was one of the founding members of En Vogue,

Speaker 2 who left the group and then

Speaker 2 went to Lucy Pearl with Rafael Sadiq,

Speaker 2 was videotaped. Well, she was videotaping herself in her car.

Speaker 2 And she basically said that she has been living in her car for the last three years.

Speaker 2 And, well, let's just say that, you know, people had a lot to say. Jermaine Dupree jumped into the conversation, but, you know, we can play the clip that we have where

Speaker 2 she was talking about living in her car. The first thing that I noticed was her fresh blowout and her nails.

Speaker 2 That was what I noticed. It was her hair was looking real good.

Speaker 1 You want to be fucked up?

Speaker 2 No, not necessarily, but

Speaker 2 then she also mentioned manager and assistant.

Speaker 1 I was like, girl, I don't even have a fucking assistant.

Speaker 1 Yes, you do.

Speaker 1 The free ones. Yes, you do.

Speaker 1 You got a few assistants.

Speaker 1 I do. I know.
You really know you do.

Speaker 2 It was just a strange kind of thing.

Speaker 2 A lot of it just didn't track. It was just really, really strange.
So

Speaker 2 people were just kind of debating this.

Speaker 5 You guys, for the past three,

Speaker 5 almost three years, I have been living in my car.

Speaker 5 I said it. Oh my god, it's out.

Speaker 5 I've been living in my car.

Speaker 6 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 If you remember, if you guys were with me, what, in 2020, I did

Speaker 1 interviews.

Speaker 5 And in the interim, I was living with my parents in Vegas. And that was wonderful until it wasn't.
I love my mom, but she became very angry.

Speaker 5 And a lot of her anger, she was taking out on me. And I was her target all the time.
And I was like, I can't deal with this. Like, I respect her too much.
Let me get out of here.

Speaker 5 And so I was like, okay. He's like, I don't have a lot of room, but I'll make room for you.
And then when I got to his place, he actually didn't have room for me.

Speaker 1 I just fast-forwarded it. It turned into,

Speaker 5 okay, well, I'm going to put you in a hotel for the night. And that one night turned into eight months.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, you guys.

Speaker 6 Because

Speaker 1 every apartment that I looked at,

Speaker 1 I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Nice.
I'm sorry. What kind of car she got? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I can't. Don't know.
Some of these shits got some room in them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dono. But, yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Jermaine Dupree's response. I came into the way.
He was saying, let's see.

Speaker 8 Was her choice to be in the car.

Speaker 9 I saw somebody send a message and say, Jermaine, Monica, all of y'all, can y'all put some money together to help Dawn out?

Speaker 8 From my understanding, for her to speak on it the way she spoke on it, she was basically saying that she saw other people living in their vans, living in RVs,

Speaker 9 and she

Speaker 8 welcomed the idea of doing this.

Speaker 8 Somebody said her choice or limited options. It was her choice to be in the car.

Speaker 9 I saw somebody send up a message and say, Jermaine, Monica, all of y'all, can y'all put some money together to help Dawn out?

Speaker 7 From my

Speaker 8 understanding, for her to speak on it the way she spoke on it, She was basically saying that she saw other people living in their vans, living in rvs

Speaker 8 and and she welcomed the idea of doing this

Speaker 1 okay yeah he's not wrong

Speaker 2 she she made it sound like it was something that like that it was there was an appeal to it versus staying with her mom what do you think though there is an appeal to it hold up what do you think uh absolutely not What do you think?

Speaker 2 What do I think? What do you think about it?

Speaker 1 About it all. I'm giving you the runway to lead with what your thoughts are about this situation.

Speaker 2 I do not know the woman, so it's really hard to. I really feel uncomfortable passing judgment.

Speaker 1 However, however. But I will.
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
However, it has been long

Speaker 1 rumored

Speaker 2 that she's been the problem.

Speaker 1 Walk the dog.

Speaker 1 There you go. There you go.
When you talk about walk the dog. This is what I'm talking about.
As far as the problem is in any situation that you're talking about. So you're preaching right now.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. I mean, like, you know, when it came to En Vogue, all of the ladies are wildly talented, like, wildly talented.
The founding members, but that's.

Speaker 1 That's the bad part.

Speaker 2 But then suddenly she was out of the group, and the rumors was that she was extremely difficult to work with. So then she ends up in Lucy Pearl with Rafael Sadi.

Speaker 2 Similar story

Speaker 2 follows her departure. Okay.

Speaker 2 And now we see Envogue who's been touring forever. Like they never stop making music or touring or whatever the case is.

Speaker 2 And it would, the logical situation would be like, well, why don't you just kind of like, you know, tuck your tail and go back to the group and tour?

Speaker 2 Because I mean, who wouldn't want to see the founding members of Envogue?

Speaker 1 We all would.

Speaker 2 If you're fans, that's what you want to see. So it's just like, so there must be something preventing you from doing that.
And it might be you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it might be the bad taste that you left in their mouth.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what do you choose?

Speaker 1 What do you want?

Speaker 1 Hold up. That shit.
though. Hold up, man.
Let me have the round applause for my girl, Mel, with a take.

Speaker 1 She didn't run from it. No.
She fucking said

Speaker 1 it. She said what we all were thinking.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Here we go.

Speaker 1 He's sitting in Ish's seat. What do you think the advantages are of living in the car? No, hold up.
We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

Speaker 1 Let's leave the light right where Mel Ford shined it at for two seconds. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 I know it is

Speaker 1 not the favorable thing to say.

Speaker 1 It could be viewed in bad taste

Speaker 1 without tact,

Speaker 1 without coun to say it.

Speaker 1 You guys even, it's so bad to say that even in the comments online,

Speaker 1 you can't say it. Not at all.

Speaker 1 So we'll say it. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 And Jermaine Debris was trying to say it,

Speaker 1 but he's too cool and classy. So he wouldn't say it.
But I heard it still. And we will say it, nigga.

Speaker 1 We're going to say it. Let him have it.
Even Mel

Speaker 1 Classiest as they come. Super classy.
Couldn't restrain herself. At all.

Speaker 1 from kind of alluding to it. But we will say it.
We're going to say it. Let's talk about it.
Preach.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you see clips of bitches

Speaker 1 after you've heard some shit

Speaker 1 about said bitches.

Speaker 1 And you'd be like,

Speaker 1 I could see that. That's right.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 this bitch is off.

Speaker 1 You need to go to a psych ward. Wait, Dawn Richardson

Speaker 1 finally. Remember at the All-Star weekend, In Vogue came out.
I was like, I want to know if that's all In Vogue. Was that Dawn?

Speaker 1 Because I know Dawn had some shit going on.

Speaker 1 And now,

Speaker 1 my God, it's so great

Speaker 1 that Dawn popped up in a civic of some shit

Speaker 1 and taped and told us. Hopefully it's not a civic.
Hopefully it's a hatchback. But wait, whatever it is,

Speaker 1 Jermaine Defries said, no, that was her idea like she wanted to go and live there she said ah

Speaker 1 I said it I said I don't think she recorded from iPhone yo I remember I was one of the people looking for Lucy Pearl's sophomore album all of us were

Speaker 1 the first one

Speaker 1 and they told me what kind of happened a little bit

Speaker 1 I just never seen nothing to say

Speaker 1 that tracks

Speaker 1 But if you watch this Dawn Richardson video,

Speaker 1 it tracks. She is just,

Speaker 1 look, I don't know. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 Let me have a little bit of cool.

Speaker 1 But she look like

Speaker 1 she is a few fucking lights short of a loast.

Speaker 1 Yo, you stupid.

Speaker 1 Two sandwiches. Two picnic.

Speaker 1 She's a little short of a loaf. She looks like a big bulb, short of a chandelier.

Speaker 1 Even her little plant, I met this guy. He said, take care of me.
And I went there and he did it. It's like.

Speaker 1 Because he realized. She escaped from Bellevue.
No, no, he realized.

Speaker 1 She escaped from Bellevue. Dawn, we love you, girl.
We love you, Dawn.

Speaker 1 You are in our prayers. For sure.
For real.

Speaker 1 But you might need some help.

Speaker 1 Accountability. No.
Well, slow down now, bro. No, no, nigga.
These doobies.

Speaker 1 These niggas will fuck your life up.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I don't want to be too hard on her. Let's backtrack her.
Because these were the exact types of women that we prayed on.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 That's what Homeboy did.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want to put this all in all on her. You get the crib in their neck? Yeah, baby.
You get the will. You get the will.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, where you live where? Oh.

Speaker 1 Come with me.

Speaker 1 Hell, Mary.

Speaker 1 and what you doing tonight oh you just in the civic chilling oh come through come through yeah any plan of work drink coffee a pizza date ice cream shower date movie

Speaker 1 yeah you want a full course meal you want a meal some chicken like baked like you want to sleep laying down homeless people don't get baked chicken you want baked chicken you gotta offer them some

Speaker 1 yeah Yeah. Fucked up to say, ma'am.

Speaker 2 I mean, before eating.

Speaker 1 Is that just the most instant? No.

Speaker 1 I don't really know. I don't know anything about her personal life.
Anybody that was lit in the 80s and 90s, I put right with, man, I got a jack. 80s.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I was a child in the 80s.

Speaker 2 I wasn't here in the 90s.

Speaker 1 But you was popping in Canada though. You was 18 and 89.

Speaker 2 How old you was 80? You said 1889, bitch.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. You was 14.
What? 89? 1989?

Speaker 2 89.

Speaker 1 How old were you? I have a late birthday. So 1989.
All right, all right,

Speaker 1 never mind. I have a late birthday.
I have a late birthday. That shit used to fucked me up, too.

Speaker 1 We shouldn't make fun. I mean, you know, she's trying to, she's on her mail shit.
Just trying to save money by living in the car. No,

Speaker 1 she's low enough. No, you don't live in the car.
She's trying to

Speaker 1 flow. No, she's trying to save the bread.
Her

Speaker 1 age is nuts.

Speaker 1 Who doing?

Speaker 1 People. What's on there? It's just nothing but like me.

Speaker 1 But you know, like the memes that you see that people shared from like the psycho.

Speaker 1 Like them shits like old.

Speaker 1 From early Instagram. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We love you, girl. Get help, yo.
Somebody help. Come on.
Call in vogue.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 just to go back.

Speaker 2 The manager and assistant situation and the full doobie and the nails. I'm so, I am confusion.

Speaker 2 I'm confusion. I don't.

Speaker 1 There's nothing to be confused about. I don't.
I'm living in my car. I don't have no address.
Y'all can't mail me none of that shit.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. You just don't run from the people.

Speaker 1 The feds can't get up. IMRS can't get her.

Speaker 1 Fuck y'all talking about that.

Speaker 1 I moved to New York.

Speaker 1 They can't find me. Shut up.
I'm just talking about how she even just spoke in a camera. She just didn't sound.
No, she didn't sound. She didn't sound too well.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 I know we'd be rooting for people on there. But you know what, though? These type of moves is what helped

Speaker 1 the outrage from the people making her help. Remember, Wendy did the Breakfast Club and everybody was like, oh, she sounds like herself again.
Yay.

Speaker 1 Remember?

Speaker 1 It was recent. That was recently.
We did hear that yesterday. Why, nigga?

Speaker 1 Your mind fucking up.

Speaker 1 How many years ago you thought that was that was just recent?

Speaker 1 No, I don't.

Speaker 1 What do you say? I know what he said. I know he said.
Let's just... Respect.
Respect. That's still Wendy, nigga, Jersey.
Respect. Respect.
There's nobody with bigger Wendy Williams pom-pongs than me.

Speaker 1 I know. I mean, my brain just still worked a little bit.
So

Speaker 1 didn't that be wrong a lot, man?

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie. But even if she's not okay, right?

Speaker 1 We shouldn't say that. No, no, we should say it.
And by us hearing that she's not a little bit of a broken mother. But she's cool now.
She passed the test. She passed the psyche vowel.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 10 to 10. So let's not confuse the jokes with real life.
She passed.

Speaker 1 We got that shit rocking over there. But after the Breakfast Club interview, when the internet was like, oh, she sounds great again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, see, there's nothing wrong. Look.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You just don't know sometimes. I'll get her money back.
Dawn Robinson, girl. Not Richardson.
Dawn Robinson. I mean, Richardson.
Dawn Richardson.

Speaker 1 Are you shitting me? How fine Dawn Richardson been a whole damn life? Right. To end up in the car.
It be the fine ones that when

Speaker 1 they get older. Maybe fuck it.
They just get

Speaker 1 a dog. Robin.
And a Wrangler. It's Robinson.
You're right. You're right.
Shut the fuck up. They join us.
So who said Richardson's club?

Speaker 1 Dawn Richardson is from Robinson. I'm not said Robinson.
I was thinking of Holly Robinson from all the 21 jobs. Dawn Robinson.
Robinson. Robinson.
It is Robinson.

Speaker 1 Dawn Richardson is from Danity King, man. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck would you put that up there? That girl is in a case.

Speaker 2 You knew what I was talking about.

Speaker 1 We're not even paying attention. Dawn, we love you.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 we hope that shit gets better.

Speaker 2 If you want it to.

Speaker 1 If you want it to get better.

Speaker 2 You seem happy

Speaker 1 in the car.

Speaker 1 Come live with me. Come live with me.
Come live with Corey. No, no, no, no.
I don't have to. Dawn, Corey got some space.
Corey got the space.

Speaker 1 You ever get a hold of just two roommate chicks that just didn't know what to do in life? Like, you could just knock on their door and just have your way.

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 1 I know that, but

Speaker 1 we can't holler. We can't shine.

Speaker 1 You ever get two roommate chicks where there's no clear leader? They both are just

Speaker 1 discombobulated. They just have no idea.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Living on five.

Speaker 1 Louis Warren got some crystals somewhere, too. Yeah.
Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 Living off vibes. Yeah.
Oh, that is the greatest. That is the greatest.
Oh, that was good. I got a couple cats out of the situation.
Yo, y'all are so dumb. That's a good time.

Speaker 1 All right, man.

Speaker 1 That's how Charles Manson got his shit off. I was watching that documentary on Netflix.
Is it newer? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They got to stop making the same docs over and over again. They really do.
I love so much.

Speaker 2 I am Charles Manson doc. That shit looks good to me.

Speaker 1 OJ,

Speaker 1 Manson. He got his shit.
Dahmer, Dahmer, Menendez, Menendez, all

Speaker 1 good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we need more killers. They still got

Speaker 1 so many more that they can kill. They still got Stephen Avery locked up, so you got to free him.
Right.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's still locked up.

Speaker 1 Jeez. They let homeboy from the cereal show, I think, though.

Speaker 2 Adnan Syed.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. See?

Speaker 1 That is a gift with you, dude.

Speaker 1 She knows that. Oh, Adnan Syed.
They let him out. The one that was accused of killing his girlfriend, right? Asian girl.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 At least it worked.

Speaker 1 Come on, let's get back to our male topics. How's it?

Speaker 2 Okay, so what? We close that out. We're done? Yeah, we're done with that.

Speaker 1 Okay, talk to prayers.

Speaker 1 We're done with Dawn until she gets a month and a half security.

Speaker 1 Somebody got a month and a half for Dawn fee.

Speaker 1 Somebody got a month for Dawn. Hey, and the pet fee.

Speaker 1 You know what that comes with. And the pet fee.
She got a pet living car?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't put a pet. You want to live here?

Speaker 1 Get to working. What kind of pet you think she got? Jabber jaw.

Speaker 1 What kind of pet you think she got?

Speaker 1 Probably some bald cats. Birds.
Like I used to do that.

Speaker 1 She got some ice. Bald cats are expensive.
She got somebody. She got a bald cat.

Speaker 1 She got a bald cat. Nah, her cat ain't bald.

Speaker 1 That shit like a zoo while you're living in a car. She don't got a razor.

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 1 Damn sure can't nair in there. She can't nair.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Your daughter. Maisha Diaz really loved her bald fucking cats too.
Anytime you've seen her in person, like she really wanted to talk about them while he was trying to do it. They are great cats.

Speaker 2 Sphinx cats, they're so amazing.

Speaker 1 They're so sweet

Speaker 1 and affectionate.

Speaker 1 Point proven. I really, I want one of those.

Speaker 1 Niggas

Speaker 1 fucking with something totally.

Speaker 1 We care about the other cats. Totally different type of cats.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mom.

Speaker 1 It's got to be all the way bald, but you know, we care about the other cats. All right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 Ugly ass wrinkle cats down.

Speaker 1 Get the shit the fuck out of my house. They be dead ass.

Speaker 1 Like, you ever catch one of them bad chicks that you ain't supposed to in a while and you call them, and they pet just died like two weeks ago?

Speaker 1 It's a whole different world. They like psych patients.
You like mine? I ain't even calling you. Talk about none of this.
I'm here for the phone jerk.

Speaker 1 Leave her.

Speaker 1 They on the phone, man. Say, oh, scrumpty.

Speaker 1 How were you when your pets passed away, mister?

Speaker 1 can you stop stepping on buddy? Sorry. Can you stop backing me? Sorry, sorry.
Sorry. That means a lot since.
Yo, yo, Nan, what's going on? My dick rock right now.

Speaker 1 Scruffy.

Speaker 1 I didn't even see it coming.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm trying to come, though. What's up, though?

Speaker 1 The cat is 30 years old. I just went to the hospital.
Oh, Scruffy. How could you leave me like this? Do you try to steal the combo back?

Speaker 1 Damn, that's crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 I tried to get the nut off mad chicks who just lost Scruffy. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 Them women don't know my way. He'd be like, weird bitch.

Speaker 1 Weird ass bitch for mourning.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Scruffy.

Speaker 1 Joe, what was it like when you lost your dog?

Speaker 1 Girl, girl. I'm trying to get him.

Speaker 1 Trying to get one. If only I had a three to five inch metal object.

Speaker 1 What are you doing? See, look at him.

Speaker 1 Digging a hole. You know she gets upset about that.
Digging a hole. Meanwhile.
You ever go see what your ex is doing on OnlyFans?

Speaker 1 No, I don't have a

Speaker 1 OnlyFans. No, we know you do, though.
They're lying there.

Speaker 1 We know you do.

Speaker 1 You support that.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
Wait, I know you ain't trying to be down with Parkboy. No, no, no.
I do have a bunch. Fix it up.
I forgot. Fix it up.
I forgot. You better fix it.
She got OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 Fuck as you told her. How many of you have OnlyFans? Parks Parks have someone, OnlyFans 2, if they was out of the

Speaker 1 house.

Speaker 1 They would

Speaker 1 be aware of that.

Speaker 1 Not the fuck, yo. The fuck do you

Speaker 1 got you? The rehab, wherever they be going. Yo.

Speaker 1 Not any better, but a little bit better.

Speaker 1 A little bit better. I'll tell you, Paul.
Park exes is in the clinic

Speaker 1 trying to get healthy again.

Speaker 1 Parks wouldn't have got married.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, you can't do that. That's crazy, yo.
Pause, you driving bitches crazy like that?

Speaker 1 No. You can't go get married after you do that.

Speaker 1 I would shoot parts.

Speaker 1 Parts. I would shoot the shit out of him.

Speaker 1 You can't be wanting to speak, so.

Speaker 1 Peum, pew. You left your ex in the clinic? No.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right. You sure?

Speaker 1 She went a little. She went to rehab? She went a little crazy afterwards?

Speaker 1 Moving on to the next meltdown. Right.
Moving right over.

Speaker 1 This is dog problem, man. No, no, dog problem, no.
Okay. So you asked us the question: you ever go check and see what your exes do is at? How many exes you have on OnlyFans, nigga?

Speaker 1 Some of you,

Speaker 1 some of the exes, some of you, you my man. Some of them bitches,

Speaker 1 you choosing right, nigga. You choose.

Speaker 1 Them bitches don't be looking wash. I don't know how.
Yo, you so dumb. Leave me alone.
No, I gotta say it. Leave me alone.
Your choice of the litter. Unsubscribed.
Your pick of the litter be lit.

Speaker 1 Unsubscribed.

Speaker 1 Which one are you talking about? You got the fancy litter, too, nigga.

Speaker 1 Look at messy boots.

Speaker 1 One of them looks a little little bit, you know, she like she a little bit ate a couple of donuts, but but Stanley taking up nothing from her.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, put a beep through this one. You need to change your damn link tree.
Oh, mine's gone.

Speaker 1 Change a

Speaker 1 family.

Speaker 1 I just checked two weeks ago. It's gone.
It was there. Look at it.
All right.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 So I was like, man, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 You mean the foot shit you was doing?

Speaker 1 Moving right along. She was doing bunch along.
Moving right the fuck along. She was doing bunch.

Speaker 1 Hey, cake, I got some cake.

Speaker 1 She was stepping on cake.

Speaker 1 You were not stepping on cake. Stop shaming.

Speaker 2 Stop shaming guys who like cake.

Speaker 1 That's cake shaming.

Speaker 1 That's the thing with me and itch that you don't have two corns on your feet, nigga. You owe it $1,000.

Speaker 2 I do fucking not.

Speaker 1 You owe Ish and me $1,000.

Speaker 2 I do not.

Speaker 1 That nigga was subscribed. Nah, I'm having

Speaker 1 a nigga. I'm not tattooing.
I I got ugly ass feet, nigga.

Speaker 2 I do not. My feet are fucking cute as fuck.

Speaker 2 Stop. My feet are fucking cute.

Speaker 1 Male.

Speaker 2 There's the page is devoted to my feet.

Speaker 1 Let's go, Mel. Let's go.
Okay. They are cute.

Speaker 2 They don't hang over the fucking edge of high heels.

Speaker 1 Okay, and then our next male topic. All right.

Speaker 2 Get the round of applause going for the next talk.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, shit.
Check that nigga out there.

Speaker 2 We are going to congratulate Zendaya for being the first black woman to make $1 million an episode for the next season of Euphoria.

Speaker 1 Ain't this the girl that says you weren't black? no

Speaker 1 who's the girl that says she wasn't black

Speaker 1 i don't know who you're thinking about right now the model zoe zaldana oh okay all right round of applause

Speaker 1 i'll be getting

Speaker 1 her family black as shit

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 she she she

Speaker 1 i'm just checking

Speaker 1 um Her and what's

Speaker 1 the Spider-Man and Tom Holland. Yeah, at the family.
Nigga, her family is nigga niggas. Yeah, I saw that.
She don't look like it, but I was like, what the fuck? So, yeah, they blackwatched.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Cindan. Got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Million dollars episode. That's lit.
That's incredible.

Speaker 1 I was Holly going to do the show. Well, I mean, the show's fucking wildly popular.
Yeah, but without homeboy, rest in peace. Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, we shall see. A man dies.

Speaker 2 I know, I know.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 We'll see how they handle his passing.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's sad.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 Why are you laughing, Free? No,

Speaker 1 go ahead. We have other male topics.
All right. The embalmer, the embalmer.
Okay. The embalmer.

Speaker 2 In most recent news, a Houston embalmer has been charged with abusing a corpse after allegedly mutilating the body of a deceased registered sex offender.

Speaker 2 She was working at a crematorium. And she allegedly castrated the body of Charles Roy Rodriguez.
and she took his member and apparently stuffed it in his mouth.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Gender wars. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know where this falls in the gender war spectrum. Gender war.
I guess it is the gender wars. Yo,

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, it's gender war time.

Speaker 1 All right, Parks, let me help you. In the comments of this post, weird story to come across your algorithm.
Oh, yeah, for sure. But I'm a sicko, so I saw it too.
Oh, okay, well, you're too.

Speaker 1 So, and in the comments, it was thousands of women praising her, free sis,

Speaker 1 what's her bail?

Speaker 1 $10,000. She did the right thing.
Look, look, look. Why are you doing that? Look, because she paid all the time.
She paid for the article.

Speaker 1 No, I'm funding the podcast.

Speaker 1 So that is what I mean when I say gender wars. There are a lot of women that are in support of what she did.

Speaker 2 So let me ask you guys this.

Speaker 1 And Mel ain't say that, but I feel like that's where she stands on this. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 2 So can I ask something to the two men here that have daughters? Oh, God.

Speaker 2 Let's just say that something incredibly unfortunate ever happened to them. What would you want to do to that man?

Speaker 1 Mutilate the motherfucker. Thank you.
Thank you. Myself.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't even want nobody else to do that.

Speaker 2 So do you think that it is entirely possible that some of the comments made by these women are women that have experienced some sexual abuse? Or

Speaker 2 it's possible.

Speaker 1 Don't start moaning now.

Speaker 2 Okay, I said it with my motherfucking chest.

Speaker 1 The guy's dead, and it's wrong, because it was the other way around.

Speaker 1 What was the other way around? If it was the other way around, if a nigga just decided to cut somebody's tits off while she's dead,

Speaker 2 but what would be the reason? Who knows?

Speaker 1 Whatever the reason is. Because she was

Speaker 1 a sexual abuser. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, who cares what the reason is? It's a crime. It is a crime.

Speaker 1 It is a crime. Yes, it's a crime.
It is. It's a crime.
It's a a crime. It's a crime that she does.

Speaker 1 In front of an audience, or you don't do it in front of an audience.

Speaker 1 I think it speaks volume that she decided to do this in front of an audience. Well, it was two students.
And I think it's wrong. Do we have the ages of those students?

Speaker 2 No, they didn't list the ages of the students. But they were students basically learning mortuary.

Speaker 1 When you say student, to me, that can include...

Speaker 2 kid.

Speaker 2 But it doesn't.

Speaker 1 Probably young adults. You can't say that because you don't know how old the person is.
Even if this person was adult.

Speaker 2 I think that if they were minors, that would have been.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying minors. I'm saying kid.
I'm not saying

Speaker 1 kid like we say kid, which is 22, a young person. Okay.
23. You're doing this in front of a young person.

Speaker 1 I think it's sick if you're not doing it in front of a young person. I agree.
I think it's a good person. I think it's sick.

Speaker 1 I think the same thing. There was a story that went around.

Speaker 1 Somebody posted some screenshots of,

Speaker 1 and I'm hearing allegedly it's fake, but somebody posted some screenshots of their 10-year-old daughter and the stepfather, and it's very interesting. Yeah, I saw that, yeah.

Speaker 1 Had that been real,

Speaker 1 yeah, the same shit should have happened to him.

Speaker 1 Hold on, let me just finish.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying is,

Speaker 1 we all be believing that,

Speaker 1 yeah, these pedophiles and these people that fuck with kids should get this, should get fucked up. I would like to be careful with that because

Speaker 1 on the flip side, there's there's a report saying that the mom set dude up. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I was saying, I said, if it were real, I said that.

Speaker 1 But there is a big problem. If it's real.
Right.

Speaker 1 If we're talking about castrating, whether living or dead, doing harm to someone, and then you find out later that they may have been innocent or something like that. That's fucked up.
Then that's.

Speaker 1 It's very fucked up. It's very fucked up.

Speaker 1 I agree with you 100%. I'm just talking about, we hear these stories.
You know, think of the movie A Time to Kill, which is based on a true story.

Speaker 1 Like, we hear this happening where somebody just takes the law into their own hands they get their revenge back that was a father that had something happen to his daughter and he went out and got the motherfuckers who did it understood i think as parents we would feel that way we all would feel that way so we can't just sit there and say oh that's wrong that she did that yes we can not say she was the parent yes we can say that because there's no feelings feelings are never wrong And that's where the line is, bro.

Speaker 1 You keep talking about feelings. I'm not talking about how nobody feel.
I'm talking about what they did based off those feelings. I can feel however I want.

Speaker 1 If I take it upon myself to now execute said plan, not only am I breaking the law, but I'm a little sick in the head to do this in front of some students.

Speaker 1 I agree with that part. Hold up, hold up.
I'm agreeing with you. I'm just talking about the feeling of saying that this person deserved it.
The feeling we're not, all right, great.

Speaker 1 But, but, great, I'm not talking about the feeling.

Speaker 1 The law is the law. So, you, the actual act, you still broke a law, regardless.
To be,

Speaker 1 you are some, some people are cool with that. I'm too.
Some motherfuckers, yo, I'm going to to take what come with it. I'm too immature for this topic.
I'll tell you why I'm working.

Speaker 1 No, not that, you know, she took the law in her own hands, I guess. No, she took vigilante style, whatever the fuck she was doing.

Speaker 1 But me, speaking for me as a parent and the lifestyle that I live, even though it's not great, mentally, I'm going into a space of wanting revenge if my daughter is hurt to a person that's living.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to call the cops, even though I should.

Speaker 1 I have to get into that mind frame, that mindset.

Speaker 1 My way of thinking is flawed, and I know that. Instantly, something happened.
All right, JR,

Speaker 1 let's go figure it out. It's not a good thing.
I think that's a good thing. It's not a good way of thinking.

Speaker 2 But I think that's a natural reaction for a parent.

Speaker 1 Not for all parents, though, because some parents will call the cops. Some parents will get, you know, want to, yeah, not all.
It's just, you want justice. Yeah.
It's based on how you look at life.

Speaker 2 It's also how you look at the justice system.

Speaker 2 It's how you look at the justice system, especially if your daughter is considered a minority and how little attention crimes against minorities get versus should she be lily white with blonde eyes, or sorry, blonde hair and blue eyes.

Speaker 1 But then what happens? Like, what laws are in place to save you from that, right? Somebody hurts your child, going to seek revenge.

Speaker 1 You hurt the person, not necessarily have to kill them, but you're going to get the same penalty as anybody else.

Speaker 2 It depends on which state, but a good defense attorney can get you off on something like, you know, it was a moment of passion or whatever the case, a crime of task.

Speaker 1 Wearing insanity, wearing insanity, shit like that.

Speaker 2 There's defenses against

Speaker 2 when you react to something that is, you know.

Speaker 1 You were temporarily not even thinking. It was just reacting off emotion in that moment.

Speaker 1 But that person has nothing to do with this. You're not related to nobody.
Correct. Yeah, no, we went on.

Speaker 1 That's not what I'm related to. But let's bring it back.
Okay, bringing in. This lady is not related to nobody, and she's in.
She's just doing shit.

Speaker 1 Supposed to be teaching people how to do things. And she cut his dick off at its foundation and shoved it in his mouth.
Somebody in the world world loved this person. Correct.

Speaker 1 Somebody is coming to the funeral to cry over this person. Certain jobs you're not supposed to have if you're going to just use it to fucking

Speaker 1 if you can't separate your emotions. And imagine being the students.
They're probably fucking.

Speaker 1 I can't believe that we're doing a deep dive here about this.

Speaker 1 But if it takes all of us to let Mel Ford know that this is the same thing. I said, no, no, no, no, no.
I said that this was a criminal act.

Speaker 2 I said, I stated that. But we are.

Speaker 1 Even in this example, bro, that could have... Let's say the embalmer was related related to

Speaker 1 the person that it still ain't going to change nothing. It's still

Speaker 1 wrong. Legally wrong.
I'm just saying that sometimes motherfuckers don't care about that legal shit and they'll just do it.

Speaker 1 And some of these niggas deserve some of that shit.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, those people have the right to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right. Those people have the right to.
If you're willing to bear the brunt of what comes after your actions, then have at it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 My soul,

Speaker 1 why you got serious like that over the topic, nigga? Because you you disgusted about this lady's actions? Because we make, she, because males make an excuse for the lady's actions.

Speaker 1 I didn't make an excuse.

Speaker 1 I don't make it disgusted. I do think it's disgusting, but I'm not disgusted.
I do. I do agree with you in front of students.
It could be children. You're teaching.

Speaker 1 I would have a whole different take if she did this by herself.

Speaker 1 Me too. If she did it by herself,

Speaker 1 just fucking, oh, I couldn't fight it. I'm here.
I'm done that. Fuck this nigga.

Speaker 1 I would have a whole different take. You doing that in front of people? I just, I don't respect it.

Speaker 1 That's fair.

Speaker 1 I'm with you.

Speaker 6 That's definitely fair.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She could have done that on her own.

Speaker 2 If she was so in, you know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if it was in the rage of whatever you're feeling and it triggered something from you. Yeah, exactly.
I understand. Fine.

Speaker 1 It's just showing the wrong shit to kids. You know what I'm saying? Like to students.
These are people that are learning from you how to

Speaker 1 embomb, not how to cut dicks off. Right.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Sorry, Mel.
No, I mean, it's fine.

Speaker 2 That's just, you know, it was an interesting story that had like, that had a very polarizing reaction

Speaker 2 in the comments and shit like that.

Speaker 1 so you chicks out there want to shove a dick in trials

Speaker 1 how do you how do you champion lorena bobbitt yeah

Speaker 1 she was a superhero it's all right it's all right to say we know

Speaker 1 it's fine

Speaker 2 so anyways what's up what else in male news um the uh high school runner who's accused of um boof bop exactly that one she's accused so no so she's being charged with a misdemeanor But the NAACP is coming in because they say that there is footage from a different angle that supports what she says, that it was an accident.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, what I saw.
Well, free her.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, I have yet to get her.
Free her.

Speaker 1 I hope the other girl gets well.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's interesting that. She caught you.

Speaker 1 Should have been running in front.

Speaker 1 She should have lost. She should have lost the race.
Yeah, she lost her. She lost the stuff.
She got you. I mean, that's it.
She fucked her up, though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She did.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 NAACP is like fucking, what's that black lawyer name that show up to anybody's house right after their son died? Ben Benny? Benjamin Crump Crow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We got to talk about that now.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 See?

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 1 Stop. That's why I keep on.
Yeah, stop. When they start their shit, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 Benjamin, what's his name again? Crump Crom. Crump.
He be at your door

Speaker 1 while your kid is on their way to the hospital. Hey, you want to be on the news?

Speaker 1 Benjamin Crup. Them niggas is getting money, boy.
All right, anyway, shout out to him.

Speaker 1 What else we got? What else we got? What else we got?

Speaker 2 So, Anthony Mackey was giving an interview just.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, this is our last male topic. Anthony Mackey.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 he's quoted as saying the American male is dead. So, Parks, I sent you the video if you want to play that.

Speaker 1 The American male? Yeah, so he,

Speaker 2 I guess.

Speaker 2 The concept of masculinity, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 So, we'll listen to him. Let's hear this.
Let's see what old Anthony Mackey has to say, huh?

Speaker 1 Keep my boys humble.

Speaker 6 Like my boys have never had a pair of Jordans. You know, my boys don't do all that internet fly shit.
I'm like, you're kids.

Speaker 1 And no, I don't.

Speaker 6 I could be the biggest star in the world.

Speaker 1 Do not let me catch you being stupid.

Speaker 6 Do not. And my oldest gifted, my 15-year-old, he tell the other one.

Speaker 1 Shout out to you, Clark. Yo, don't make dad mad.

Speaker 6 Because once you get one that's right, he's going to straighten the other ones out.

Speaker 1 So it's just that thing of, in the past 20 years,

Speaker 6 we've been living through the death of the American male. They have literally killed masculinity in our homes and our communities for one reason or another.
But I raised my boys to be young men.

Speaker 6 And however you feel about that, you feel about that.

Speaker 6 But my boys will always be respectful. They will always say, yes, sir, yes, ma'am.
No, sir, no, ma'am. They will always say thank you.

Speaker 1 They will always open a door for a lady.

Speaker 6 They will always make sure that their mother is taken care and provided for.

Speaker 1 They will always be men.

Speaker 6 And that's always since they were two years old.

Speaker 6 Every time I left for a job, I tell my 15-year-old, you're the man of the house.

Speaker 6 You make sure these doors are locked every night. This alarm is on.
You text me or you call me every night before you go to bed and you wake up.

Speaker 1 I love that. Because we're men.

Speaker 6 If I'm not there to protect, he got to be there to protect. Because you can have all the money in the world, climb through the window, that money means nothing.

Speaker 6 You can have all the celebrity in the world jump through the door, that celebrity means nothing.

Speaker 1 This sounds like much more of a conversation about being a good father than

Speaker 1 American masculinity being there. I wait for the masculinity part.

Speaker 2 I don't know what he, so that's what I was wondering: like, what did he mean by saying over the last 20 years, like, has killed the American male and the idea of masculinity?

Speaker 2 But then, also, when you, do you guys agree with that statement of when you leave the house, you leave your 15-year-old in charge?

Speaker 2 Is that like kind of hoisting too much responsibility on a child's shoulders?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 I'm with him with that. I mean, I don't have a 15-year-old

Speaker 1 male in the house, but yeah, at that age, that's what I was.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they expect you to be the man of the house. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Look, like, shit, like he's saying, yo, make sure the doors is locked. Make sure the alarm is on.
Make sure the windows are on.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. It's not to talk about going out and getting a high-earning salary and

Speaker 1 digging wells or no, I don't mean that.

Speaker 2 I mean like being like the protector of the house. Like should somebody come inside kind of thing? Like should an intruder come over.

Speaker 1 No, he's just saying people don't respond.

Speaker 1 You just got to do the

Speaker 1 fucking checks of the house before you go to bed.

Speaker 1 One of your sons. I was left alone, okay?

Speaker 2 All I had was dogs and cats and fucking birds and fish.

Speaker 1 Because that's who looked after me. He was in the woods somewhere.
He was not in the woods, but he was in Toronto. He was in the woods of the house.

Speaker 2 He was living in Toronto proper, okay?

Speaker 2 It was the city.

Speaker 1 Were you in the cabin? No, I wasn't in a fucking cabin. That's how the Russians do when they come here to

Speaker 1 deep in the woods. I was not in the woods.
We'll talk deep dive here.

Speaker 1 It sounds like he was doing some great father talk.

Speaker 1 I think that was super. That was going to be something else.

Speaker 2 It's just his statement saying the American male is dead and the idea of masculinity is dead and all that other stuff. Like, it just had people interpreting it just different ways.

Speaker 1 In this conversation, that sounds like a clickbait headline.

Speaker 1 But But if you want to talk about is American masculinity dead? I don't think so. I think that there are...
Yes. Okay.
All right, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 Women has taken on the role of American masculinity in men.

Speaker 1 And not intentionally, it's just that's what's being pushed to us.

Speaker 1 Because it's being highlighted that women are now the masculine one in relationships when there's still good men out there not being highlighted and good men that believe in responsibility and being a man in a relationship.

Speaker 1 Isn't part of being a good man, not being highlighted for being a good man? Not to be a dick,

Speaker 1 because I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to harp on things.

Speaker 1 This was my fucking point with that dochie straight man red flag conversation.

Speaker 1 This was the exact

Speaker 1 what he's saying

Speaker 1 is that,

Speaker 1 yo, there are still men. Talk about it.
Men. Talk about it.

Speaker 1 Whatever your interpretation of that is, he described his.

Speaker 1 A lot of men agree with

Speaker 1 that. Okay.
There are still men. That's not being erased, though.
You think what he described as being a man is being erased?

Speaker 2 No, and hold on one second here.

Speaker 1 What you're alluding to, what you're alluding to, what you're alluding to,

Speaker 1 I can't land. I know that.
Tell me what

Speaker 1 you can't tell me what I'm alluding to if I can't land.

Speaker 2 I'm basing it on the last conversation that we had about this, where you landed all over the place.

Speaker 1 But we're having a new conversation, and I'm making a point that connects full circle.

Speaker 1 The depiction of what a man looks like, many people, and I said this in that dochi conversation, feel that there's an erasure happening with that.

Speaker 1 So when you hear somebody say, hey, I'm raising mine like this, like men, like some people still take pride in

Speaker 1 whatever that interpretation of man is.

Speaker 1 But to act like when you pick up a newspaper, a magazine, hear from prominent black people, fucking see on TV, see in movies that that version of man is not being represented properly, Like there's a reason for it.

Speaker 1 And that dochi comment is part of it. She has nothing to do with this.
So I don't want to get back to her. But that's why y'all that y'all that were like, oh, y'all making a big deal out of nothing.

Speaker 1 Some people were making a big deal out of it because they see a different picture happening over the years. They're tying it to the other shit.

Speaker 1 Our children, I mean, we have children that we're raising and what is being, what they're learning is not.

Speaker 1 What they're learning is on the contrary of what's happening in the home. They'll show you a man sucking another man's dick today before they show you a man acting like a man.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 What does acting like a man mean? Acting like a man being like a man.

Speaker 1 I keep saying that's open for your own interpretation.

Speaker 1 And so many people agree with some of the things that he laid out,

Speaker 1 which is, hey, yes, I'm 15 years old. Yes, there's older people, older women, adults in the house.
But none of that matters to a man. A man is going to be a man at all points in time.
Preach, nigga.

Speaker 1 So, yeah,

Speaker 1 that's me telling my son, hey, when you get a job at 16, this is what you do when you get paid. You take that money home.
Yeah, you live with your mom, and you be the man of the house.

Speaker 1 If you have, if there's no man in there, if she's not married, if there's nobody else there, that's your job. Make sure these bills are paid.

Speaker 1 Help mom in any way you possibly can because that's what a man does. And so, for you niggas to act like the denerasure happening, I don't understand it.
Let Mel

Speaker 1 Mel go on. I want to say.

Speaker 2 I don't feel like the doshi conversation applies here because what to me, what she was describing, she was describing her preference.

Speaker 2 And if you're saying that she's describing a type of man that lacks masculinity, then that would lend to the argument.

Speaker 1 There's an attack on straight men. Hold on.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to interpret it from her.

Speaker 1 That would lend to her. That's an attack on strong, straight men.
Period. I'm not trying to fucking read through cryptic notes about how you feel about this.

Speaker 1 That is a

Speaker 1 hundred percent correct. I I told you back when we was over at Park's Crib, I said, yo,

Speaker 1 you ever want to test that theory? Go search straight black man on Twitter and put it in quotes. And you went and looked and was like, oh, this is pissing me off.
Like,

Speaker 1 that's just been a thing. I know, but anytime.
That's a thing.

Speaker 1 But anytime we start hearing from somebody who might share in those views, every excuse is made for them. Every excuse.
Every excuse is made for him.

Speaker 1 They start bringing up different shit that has nothing to do with the topic. Hey, how about we just...

Speaker 1 Yeah, how about we just eliminate the excuses and say there are some people that share in the ideology that these niggas are red flags and they're dangerous and we'd rather be around a beer?

Speaker 1 That's the point of the fucking beer conversation again. It's really not.

Speaker 2 It's really not.

Speaker 1 A man is telling you something.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you two something.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you two something

Speaker 2 having daughters.

Speaker 2 What are the things that you can do?

Speaker 1 Even that's the point. Oh my God.
Why you can't hear from a man that don't have a daughter?

Speaker 1 can i fucking talk yes i'm sorry and because having a daughter changed your perspective thank you fucking very much

Speaker 1 but not mine oh my god ice but wait that is the point

Speaker 1 niggas don't need a daughter to qualify we speaking as men

Speaker 1 i hear you I'm telling you, as a man with a daughter, we got that part, but you can't. We're talking about just

Speaker 1 I know you yelling, but let me. No, we're just talking about men.
I understand. We're not talking about your daughter, your mom, your sister.
We got that part.

Speaker 1 This conversation started and should end with men telling you about men and the erasure of men. You don't need to speak to somebody with a daughter to see how a man feels.
Speak to a fucking man.

Speaker 1 Okay, let her get that shit off.

Speaker 1 Please. No, he doesn't.
No, please continue. No, no, no.
Please, continue.

Speaker 2 He completely shut down everything now.

Speaker 2 No, because I can't respond to the doshi thing. I can't respond to the bear shit.

Speaker 1 I can't, because

Speaker 2 it all factors in. It does.
My fucking argument, when you keep bringing up this bear shit, it's fucking pissing me off because you are being willfully fucking obtuse. All right, stay fucking there.

Speaker 2 You two, you have daughters.

Speaker 2 What is it that you are teaching your daughters in terms of when they go out into the world, how to conduct themselves? In terms, only in terms of their sense of personal safety.

Speaker 2 Who do they need to keep themselves safe from?

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 2 And don't just answer the question. People.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to say the world. Okay.
The world. The world.

Speaker 2 Can you be a little bit more specific?

Speaker 1 People. Like you said.

Speaker 1 It's not.

Speaker 1 I get where you're trying to go with that. I'm not sitting there.
I mean, I'm not at that point yet, but it's not, hey, look out for men. Look out for boys.
No. I can look out for people.

Speaker 1 People are.

Speaker 2 And I'm just asking you to specifically. Wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 I have a 15-year-old daughter. He can answer better than that.
I have a 15-year-old daughter. I tell her to be on the lookout for people.

Speaker 1 jealous girls, but I also tell her to be on a lookout for older men that's trying to prey on younger girls, offering rides and stuff like that. Is that what you're getting at?

Speaker 1 I tell her that, but that's, that's,

Speaker 1 that's a,

Speaker 1 that's what you learn in growing up. And that's that some men do that.

Speaker 2 No, I am, and that is fair. And that is fucking accurate.
I can tell you stories of when I was 11 and no, fuck that. Eight, eight.

Speaker 2 We had a handyman that used to come to the house. And one day my father was just like my parents worked and my dad was literally like, he's coming to the house.

Speaker 2 Just give him the money for the work that he did, blah, blah, blah. He came to the house.
I was there alone. He was drunk and he tried to do some shit to me.

Speaker 2 It was fucking terrifying because I'm in my own fucking house and this is somebody that my parents fucking trusted. And he came there drunk and it was really fucking bad.
That is just one experience.

Speaker 2 There's so many more that I can talk about that happened before the age of fucking 16 years old.

Speaker 2 The reality is, is that you can be in the safest environment and still there will be a situation that unfolds that where you need to teach your daughters to be careful of predatory boys and men.

Speaker 2 I'm not talking about people.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 2 Can I ask you a question? Well, just wait one second. Anything can fucking happen.

Speaker 1 That story about the handyman. Was your dad there for that?

Speaker 2 No, he wasn't.

Speaker 2 He was at work. It was during the day.
It was like fucking noon or something like that.

Speaker 1 Mel D. Okay, now, so hold on.
There are systematic efforts that are out there to discredit and silently.

Speaker 2 I'm not talking about that.

Speaker 1 But you have to acknowledge that, too.

Speaker 2 I'm not. But wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Listen, you

Speaker 1 have to. You should acknowledge the fact that there is a movement to discredit the black man, to discredit the straight black man.
The straight man is black man.

Speaker 1 Online, they're showing that women have all this power and women are in control of the home and the black men are not here to take care of this. That's different.

Speaker 2 Legislation with legislation that's being petrovy, Roe v. Wade being overturned.

Speaker 2 Anti-abortion laws. There is literally.

Speaker 1 We're talking about social media that's being fed to our children. And now, if you go on here, there's always

Speaker 1 something to discredit the black man. You know that, and I know that.
So that's what the point we're getting at is that there's something that's going on.

Speaker 1 Not taking away that there's not, we know that there's predators out there. We know that there's men out here that take advantage.

Speaker 1 But there's also a lot of great men out there that take care of their family, that provide for their children, that protect the home. And that's not being

Speaker 1 aware of that. That's not being highlighted anymore.

Speaker 2 In no way, shape, or form am i denying that at all i i shit all highlighted as much as possible you don't when you say i'd rather be around a bear oh my god literally you don't though when you say stop stop because the bear is literally just a fucking extreme metaphor for the high rate incidence rate of sexual assault against women and girls that's it it is a fucking metaphor get over it okay that has nothing to do with the erasure of the concept of the straight fucking name It has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 2 It has to do with sexual assaults.

Speaker 1 Melissa. That is it.

Speaker 2 That is it. That is all.
That is it. That is all.

Speaker 1 Hold up, please, please. Let me get this one, one word.
Please. And we don't have to yell and get hostile here.

Speaker 1 Okay. We don't have to.

Speaker 2 You're right, but I'm very frustrated by the way that that conversation has been handled over the course of months over here, especially for somebody who has literally experienced it.

Speaker 2 Literally experienced it more times than I care to count.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say this in closing because I feel like we have rehashed the bear conversation a bunch. That's true.

Speaker 1 But if the bear conversation is being had through the lens of only sexual assault victims and victims of sexual violence,

Speaker 1 then you have now answered a question while erasing the rest of the field of men, good men, cornerstone men, legacy building great men.

Speaker 1 You are erasing that and answering the question through the lens of trauma and pain and horrible experiences with men. So when you hear Anthony Mackey describe what it is to be a man,

Speaker 1 where is the confusion at? We're not talking about men that do that.

Speaker 1 We're talking about men. And men should be acknowledged.

Speaker 2 Because we are, because the two things have nothing to fucking do with each other. Listen.

Speaker 1 All right, look, look.

Speaker 2 So just wait. Okay.

Speaker 1 Just wait. I'm done.
The idea. Because she's not going to get it no matter what you're saying.
But you don't get it. But you hold it.
You don't get it.

Speaker 1 You don't get it. You feel like you're part of the problem because you also highlighted that that pressure could be too much for the 15-year-old son.
That's the first thing you went through.

Speaker 1 We are going all over the place. No, I'm just saying that.

Speaker 2 Listen, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one second.

Speaker 2 Wait, just wait, wait, wait, Jason, wait one second. Wait one second.
He brought up the bear. He brought it up.
This wasn't even part of the fucking conversation right now.

Speaker 2 That was just throwing a fucking monkey wrench into the conversation about male masculinity. We're not, that has nothing to do with the fucking bear.
Got it.

Speaker 1 That was near the belly. That has everything to do with the erasure of men and what it is to be a man.

Speaker 1 Look.

Speaker 2 And that's a man's telling you. No, just wait one second.

Speaker 1 But even that, a man can't tell you nothing.

Speaker 1 Good, man.

Speaker 2 Go ahead. There was this case that just unfolded in fucking France and her name and the woman's at the at the head at the helm of this case her name is Giselle Pellicote.

Speaker 2 She was 70 years old and her husband, husband, spent the better part of a decade drugging her and advertising to men to come over and sexually assault her. And she did not know it.

Speaker 2 And do you know who these men were? There was like 50 of them, 51 of them got

Speaker 2 some form of,

Speaker 2 I don't know, punishment, legal punishment.

Speaker 2 These men were doctors, plumbers, lawyers, they were family men, they were grandfathers, they were were all the things.

Speaker 2 The whole point is that

Speaker 2 there is no face of a predator. There's no face.
There is no look. There's no nothing.

Speaker 1 You can't tell.

Speaker 2 So when women are talking about sexual assault, it has nothing to do with, you know, be afraid of, you know, men because they're just scary.

Speaker 2 It's just there's no fucking picture as to what predatory what predat what a predator looks like. The predator can look like your next door fucking neighbor.

Speaker 2 The predator can look like your fucking father. The predator can be your uncle, can be your brother, can be anybody.
That's the whole point.

Speaker 1 Which is more reasons for the job. I'm going to talk to Joe.
I'm going to describe what raising a man looks like. Because I'm saying he does not become a predator.
Can I say something to you, Joe?

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Here's my thing. Go ahead, please.
Yeah. Here's my thing.
Yeah, agreed. Here's my thing.

Speaker 1 We are so used to looking down upon black men, not saying you're doing it, but people is because

Speaker 1 the first thing you said, and I said this when he said about what he's teaching his 15-year-old son, is that you made an excuse by saying that

Speaker 2 you asked a question.

Speaker 1 You asked a question, sorry, ma'am, saying that, do you think it may be too much pressure on this child? Do you want to know why? We don't think that.

Speaker 2 Do you want to know why I asked that?

Speaker 1 We teach our boys. Do you know why? I want to know why you asked that.

Speaker 2 This is why I asked it. Yes, ma'am.
Simple reason why.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 as black people, black women,

Speaker 1 black men,

Speaker 2 we are forced to grow up a lot faster than we should.

Speaker 1 Okay?

Speaker 2 We are looked at as more mature than our years actually,

Speaker 1 you know, dictate.

Speaker 2 And that is unfair. That's unfair to both black female children and black male children.
They should be able and they should be allowed to have a childhood, a full childhood.

Speaker 2 That was the only reason why I asked. Had nothing to do with him making a poor discussion.

Speaker 1 i do get that because on the flip side it'd be the the flip side of that be the the girl that is maybe for 13 14 and you got to take care of your siblings now you're being forced to be because society because that's that's some of the positions that's some of the positions

Speaker 2 that society afford to put and i understand that but anthony mackey is very very rich he has a lot of money he has a lot of access to things i'm just talking about him specifically i'm not talking about you know say the single mom who's got several children and she's got to work two jobs and yes then she relies on her children.

Speaker 2 And I understand that. I'm not talking about that.
Is that an exception?

Speaker 1 Do you give that an exception?

Speaker 2 And I will give him that

Speaker 2 he could be considered an exception to the rule. That was the only reason why I asked that question.
Okay, and

Speaker 2 it had nothing to do with, you know, the concept of masculinity being bastardized or forced upon him too early. No, it's just like he's still kind of a kid.
And he should be able to be a kid.

Speaker 2 That's the only reason why I asked it.

Speaker 1 Do you know what it's like?

Speaker 1 In closing for me, when we say be a kid, right? People used to say that pertaining to me and my son because I teach them the same values of being a man.

Speaker 1 Do you know as soon as you take that hand off and let them be a kid,

Speaker 1 they succumb to peer pressure. They do stupid shit that kids do.
They forget the guidance and the rules that you instill in them. So, like,

Speaker 1 when we say let them be a kid,

Speaker 1 what does that entail? Right? Let them be a kid. Being a kid.
Cool, you can have fun, but it comes to some rules and regulations when it comes to being a kid. You can't just let a kid be a kid.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, this is a whole separate conversation, but I want to say that because I hear that a lot. And I'm a prime example of, oh, let them be a kid and taking that off.

Speaker 1 And then the shit go haywire. Look, letting them be a kid don't necessarily mean taking a hand off.
They just talk about putting an added responsibility on the kid.

Speaker 1 That ain't necessarily, you can still have your rules and, you know,

Speaker 1 the way you're guiding this kid. Got it.
And let them grow up without basically being a parent or the father of the house. Okay.

Speaker 2 Both can happen. I feel like, you know, in closing, I feel like.

Speaker 1 Somebody close. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. I was just going to say, I feel like, you know, that I had a lot of responsibility put on my shoulders way too early.
I wasn't allowed to be a kid, like, for as long as I should have been.

Speaker 2 I wasn't allowed. And so that's the only reason why I asked the question.
It has nothing to do with the concept of mastery.

Speaker 1 Look at what you became.

Speaker 1 Smart, intellectual,

Speaker 1 focused, determined. Yeah, man.
And highlight the positivities of that.

Speaker 1 Can I add that? It's great.

Speaker 1 I will, but go on. Go.
I think it's great. I think, you know, like successful.

Speaker 2 Yes, but it was.

Speaker 1 It was strong, resilient. Yes.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Come on.
Thank you. Come on.
Thank you. Let me think of some more adjectives.

Speaker 1 Fucking one of the brightest,

Speaker 1 one of the fucking strongest. Extremely strong.
With resilient,

Speaker 1 most will, determined.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 2 Thanks, mom and dad.

Speaker 1 There you go. There you go.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. There you go.
Okay. All right.

Speaker 1 Moving right along.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 This shows crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm a man. Niggas went crazy.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Pops. Joe Pops.
I know Joe. I can hear Joe Pop now.
Them niggas don't play when it comes to being men. At all.
They don't play.

Speaker 1 Joe went this bag. It's but so long you could be the potter and...
mean a great potter and cater to everyone. Sometimes your true feelings come out, nigga.
You good?

Speaker 1 What true feelings. Nigga, you a man.
There's some shit going on with black men. I was waiting for you to say it.
Nah. A lot of times.
This shit has been going on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but we don't highlight that, bro. And I'm happy that you did.
It's been going on.

Speaker 1 They make straight black men as

Speaker 1 the devil, my nigga.

Speaker 1 I was burping.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Don't burp while we talk about black men. Don't burp while we talk about black men.
Okay, sorry. Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 Protein shit. That was fun, dude.
That's good, man.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to come off triggered.

Speaker 1 If I came off triggered, I'm sorry. Nah, you good.
I apologize.

Speaker 2 We were impassioned.

Speaker 1 There you go. I like that, Dojo.
That's what you was talking about, nigga. I was calling for it.
I'm just saying, if you get, that's the one I called you for.

Speaker 1 I just was getting triggered off of Mel's reactions to Anthony Mackey because then I just started hearing all of this shit from the dochi and the bear.

Speaker 1 I just started hearing it all. And my thing is, like,

Speaker 1 go speak to men.

Speaker 1 No, and here's the thing is if you go speak to men, like if you change the bear poll into like a man positive pole like to really gain information like plenty men feel like that or that there's no room to talk or speak because we play the clips all the time of we got to just tuck it keep it moving be a man protect serve uh provide for all of the shit that comes with being a man there's also plenty of men that feel horrible that women feel like she feels for sure because that's being a man i think that's part of being a man yeah that's the main part of being a man like damn, that's fucked up that you would rather be with a fucking potentially vicious animal than be with a man.

Speaker 1 Because y'all can't tell. Yeah, that's okay.
But her thing is saying that it's an extreme, male thing, it's extreme, and as adults, we could differentiate it.

Speaker 1 But what about the people that we're trying to teach that can't?

Speaker 1 What about the young women? Yeah, the young women that may think like

Speaker 1 this is a matter of money.

Speaker 2 Here's the thing is, like, a bunch of guys were also polled. And there was either guys who were like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 2 And other guys that were like, yeah, I totally understand what the concept of this metaphor is.

Speaker 1 We had the discussion.

Speaker 2 But I will say, you know, to Parks's point,

Speaker 2 that headline was really clickbaity.

Speaker 2 I don't think that anything he said was wrong.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. But that's the reason.
Hold on, but closing, but that's the reason.

Speaker 1 We should be highlighting something. No, Joe,

Speaker 1 Joe, but

Speaker 1 instead of the third time.

Speaker 1 Open it up.

Speaker 1 Yo, another man opened it. It gives you clean to see your example, nigga.
That's one of the reasons, nigga.

Speaker 1 They made a fucking topic about a nigga talking about about being a great father and teaching his son. And all they took from it.

Speaker 1 All they took from it was him saying American man being fucking race.

Speaker 1 Anthony Mackey, you're right, man. Salute.
That man shit's over with.

Speaker 1 Never mind. Never a thing of the past.
Never. Never.
It's prehistoric. Never.
It's gone. It's gone.

Speaker 1 Never. Ah!

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 All right, we did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it, baby.
We did it.

Speaker 1 We did it.

Speaker 2 Okay, and that wraps up Mel's topics for the day.

Speaker 1 He's got it. By it.

Speaker 1 not told y'all that when we got to the Anthony Mackey part that I was going to promote.

Speaker 1 You said it. You did.

Speaker 1 I'm going to use that when the trigger burns. For sure, for sure, for sure.
Shout out to Mel, though. I love when a plan comes together.
Give it up for a profile. I hate that you could do that.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to hold you. Give it up for a plan coming together.
I'm not going to hold you. I hate that you could do that.
What? Why?

Speaker 1 Like, you just, it's like some puppet master shit. Like, yo, I know exactly what to say on what topics to get.
who I want to get triggered.

Speaker 1 It's just part of the profile. When Mel wrote that on the board and none of us really knew what the topic was, I was like, okay, I got you, girl.
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 I'm right with you. That's like a superpower.
Yeah, I see what you're doing. I see where you're trying to go.
Come on, let's have it. I'm with you.
I'm always with you.

Speaker 1 All right, what else is important? We did, we did good. What else is important, unimportant? We did, we did, we did.
Yo, I got a question for y'all. What's up? Shoot up.
2010.

Speaker 1 Do y'all think like Lil Wayne, like

Speaker 1 was he the greatest rapper?

Speaker 1 You know why that's nasty nigga? Because we start off the topic with we start off the par with a great topic, nigga, because it flipped, and now you want to try to shit on it, nigga.

Speaker 1 Are you doing this? No, y'all been killing me. Are you doing this again? Negatively highlighted.

Speaker 1 Do we want to talk about

Speaker 1 Tiana's divorce results?

Speaker 1 We can talk about it. Shout out to Tiana.
Shout out to Shump. Yeah, you can talk about it.
Anybody have the results up? What she was awarded? It's a long list. It damn sure is.

Speaker 1 I started feeling bad for my nigga Shump a little bit. But I think he saves his money, though.
Shout out to Shump. Shout out to Tiana.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Tiana receiving four homes worth more than $10 million, a single seven-figure payment, several luxury cars, such as a $300,000 Maybach, a Sprinter, which is $70,000

Speaker 1 in a tour bus.

Speaker 1 She mains ownership of her companies. Additionally, he must pay $8,000 a month in child support, and he is responsible for the entire expense of private school tuition.

Speaker 1 And she has Aaron Pierre.

Speaker 1 They had a pre-nuck, right?

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 that was mentioned somewhere. I don't remember.
I thought I read somewhere.

Speaker 1 She got all of that and has Aaron Pierre.

Speaker 1 Fucking big one. He got to pop out with something.

Speaker 1 Are you fucking kidding me? He got to pop out with something.

Speaker 1 Shump is my man. Shout out to Shump.
Got him, brother. Love him.
This could not have gone any more wrong. Remember, Shump was talking about taking her to court to get half?

Speaker 1 Shump was talking about, I'm taking you to court for Jazzabo, girl. You're going to pay me.
This could not have.

Speaker 1 Where are they at in L.A.? Where was this done? Atlanta.

Speaker 1 Atlanta? Home of the black?

Speaker 1 They did this to a black family?

Speaker 1 Erasio to black. What the fuck did he get? He ain't get a damn thing.
But it makes sense. He lost it all.
No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 I think whatever they checked on Shump or whatever, you know, they... Shump's.
Shump is... Shump saves money.
He got an orange gauge. He's frugal when it comes to spending.

Speaker 1 I mean, when it comes to spending. So I think that he had money put away.

Speaker 1 They let him keep his calves shorts.

Speaker 1 Watch your fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 That's my man, but he's getting these jokes, nigga. I got a job for him.
They spank.

Speaker 1 They let him keep his warm-ups. Shump, what the fuck? They let him have his mixtape catalog.

Speaker 1 You rhyming, right? All right, that's you.

Speaker 1 But the payback and shit, yeah, the car. The car's got to be a crowd.

Speaker 1 One of the cars would crash and he's. Shell support, everything that

Speaker 1 you bought when y'all was super up.

Speaker 1 That goes to her. All the houses.
You get

Speaker 1 some dat piff records. Watch a fucking mama, my friend.
What else Jump gets? The memories. A Gumby.

Speaker 1 Do you want to get a Gumby again?

Speaker 1 You could get the Gumby, my G. Y'all can get this.

Speaker 1 What else they gave Shump? Chopped cheese. They gave him chopped cheese from his Nick Days.
Oh, yeah, from Sandwich Ito, from somewhere nice. Oh, Google.
Somewhere nice. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 What else? That's fucked up, Lynn. I'm with you.
Shump is my man. He's a friend of the show.

Speaker 1 But Tiana, my friend, too. So is it? I'm just happy that they were able to...

Speaker 1 Because she wanted one. Tiana's my friend, but...
I love Tiana. She went and got a lot more successful since we met.

Speaker 1 And I think that same thing might apply to Shump. Like, she went and got like success.
She started winning Emmys and shit.

Speaker 1 Like, her, whatever she did for her fucking brand and catch a my bitch is out of here. And then he went and got killed on the shot.

Speaker 1 Cut from the calves, him and booby.

Speaker 1 Shump, come up here, man. We ain't gonna let you talk bad about Tiana because we New York and that's our girl.
But God damn, damn, what did they give him?

Speaker 1 He got more shit.

Speaker 1 You can add, no, no, no, no, that's not true. If you got some cool g outfits, that's you.
You could keep it.

Speaker 1 What else? You know, this is an agreement that some Pele Pele jackets. You know, this is an agreement.
I don't want the leathers. Do you know this is an agreement that both their lawyers came up with?

Speaker 1 It's an agreement amongst each other. So he's no compromise.
Yeah, but sometimes one lawyer spanks the other one. In the great words of Ish.

Speaker 1 Bougie.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Hey, I don't care. I read this statement from Tiana Mom, Shump Mom, somebody was like, hey, they split things up evenly.
Everybody left with.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 And you get Aaron Pierre.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fuck you up, yeah,

Speaker 1 when it's over.

Speaker 1 I got a slide to the Lion King 2 taping.

Speaker 1 It was Lion King? What movie? The Mufasa's in? Mufasa.

Speaker 1 Jennifer Hudson, they on your ass. That's Jennifer Hudson with the hallway with the dancing

Speaker 1 Mufasa shit, right? Yeah, all of them. They on all of them.

Speaker 1 They on Jennifer Hudson's ass for the hallway being empty on some of the celebs. So now, ever since I read that, that's all I could see.

Speaker 1 So when Big Sean come dancing down, I just look at the hallway, and I'm not going to lie,

Speaker 1 some people

Speaker 2 missing

Speaker 1 lunch break. I'm asking y'all

Speaker 1 early. I want to know how y'all would feel if y'all were the celebrity and you show up to do Jennifer Hudson's

Speaker 1 hallway of dance

Speaker 1 and it ain't nobody there. My feelings wouldn't be.
Yeah, I'm going to be tight. I'm just going to walk.
Yeah. That was like, all right.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 And they killed the big Sean song. It's just people wasn't

Speaker 1 there. There.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Sean, man.

Speaker 1 Shout out to everybody, man. There you go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The whole world. Awkward.

Speaker 1 Mel, what does it mean to be a man? Like

Speaker 1 for a man

Speaker 1 style. You know what I'm saying? Yo.

Speaker 1 When I tell y'all that Mel is going to stab me one of these days, I'm fully aware of it. And I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it for the team.

Speaker 1 I'm going to just take it for the team.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take it like a man. Pay-per-view that man.
Mel is going to stab the shit out of me. Oh, shit.
Oh, we out of here. That's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 If we could schedule that and Poe is there with a camera, I would release it.

Speaker 1 I know, and if you stab me somewhere non-threatening, I'm okay, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 Look at the limps I'll go to for the content. I get my life for this shit, I get my life for the content, man.

Speaker 1 $50 look, she's thinking about it. That's how I know she's a martyr.

Speaker 2 I'm just looking, trying to figure out where I can avoid major arteries or organs.

Speaker 1 I'm big enough, so there's enough room. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 That was what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 Fuck you now.

Speaker 1 What else is important? Unimportant, important, unimportant. What else? What else? What else?

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else?

Speaker 1 J-Rock seems to have a running with the law. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We don't have too many details, right? Well, we have absolutely no details. They said they pulled him over and he had a gun in the car.
They say he was allegedly drinking in public and trespassing.

Speaker 1 And when they

Speaker 1 tried to arrest him from the car, he took off running. Oh.

Speaker 1 And there was a gun in the car. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, I'm a run.

Speaker 1 When I read that, I'm like,

Speaker 1 okay,

Speaker 1 if there's a gun in the car, free J-Rock. Yeah, free J-Rock.
Free J-Rock. He ain't do nothing wrong.
No, not at all. Fuck out of here.
Leave him alone. Come on.

Speaker 1 What do we think about Vivica Fox getting a BBL at 60 years old?

Speaker 1 How do we feel? Come on.

Speaker 1 We're going to toss it to our BBL experts.

Speaker 1 Wait, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Wait, you? Will toss it to yourself?

Speaker 1 I'll leave off the backboard.

Speaker 1 Am I the BBL expert? Yeah, BBB expert. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.
Yeah. How? Out of everybody in this room? Who's.
I mean, if I'm protecting your covers, then yeah.

Speaker 1 I know y'all got podcast covers. No, I ain't got no podcast covers.
Please, you bring a bunch of bitches with BBLs to the compound.

Speaker 1 You brought a bunch of bitches to BBLs to the compound. Hey, dog.
You did. I did.
I know you tried to erase your compound image. I was not erasing my compound image.

Speaker 1 The bitches that were sticking a Hennessy bottle when they put BBLs. Do you know how little they was? They did not have BBLs, my.
Little chicks get BBLs. They didn't have BBLs.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the business. You know a lot of chicks with BBLs.
I know chicks with BBLs, but that's and you know a lot of the older chicks with BBLs.

Speaker 1 Me? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I don't. Yeah.
BBL, Melly. No, I don't.
Not you. And you know a lot of people with BBLs.
Not now you. I do.
I'm a BBL condo. Yeah.
Sometimes you just put some shit on me.

Speaker 1 Come on, what do we think about Vivica Foss getting a BBL at 60 years old? Man's throwing a party for said BBL.

Speaker 1 Does it look good?

Speaker 1 But wait. I thought that was just her 60th birthday.

Speaker 2 Like, not. That's what she got for herself.

Speaker 1 There you go. Double.
I'm about to say maybe you got a BBL for her. All right.

Speaker 2 Well, congratulations.

Speaker 1 There you go. Come on.
That's hate. Mail, ma'am.

Speaker 1 Do you feel like a woman at 60 should get a BBL? A black woman. I think that.
Because a boiler going to get one at 60.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that a woman who wants to do that should go ahead and do that.

Speaker 1 Got it. Do you think she should celebrate it? She's her choice.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's.

Speaker 1 Do you think it should be celebrated or she should just move she chose to celebrate it then hey more power to you wouldn't do that independence for women should always be celebrated true

Speaker 1 that's like when you think of zembing and lose weight are you gonna throw a party for it

Speaker 1 not yet i don't know are you i will okay now i'm not talking i'm talking about in general

Speaker 2 did i no okay there we go that that's the answer to the question no yeah I think she should do what she wants to do, whatever makes her happy.

Speaker 1 Whatever makes her happy is bullshit. But what did you think about it when you first seen it come come across your arm? Take her.
That's what I'm saying, man. Take this bullshit off.

Speaker 1 Bitch, you threw a party for what? Come on. I know how your mind thinks.
Bitch, you look crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm natural.

Speaker 1 You know, you was bigger yourself up. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to keep up, man. Leave her alone.

Speaker 1 Let her keep up. She's trying to keep up.
I just have some concerns. Like, how

Speaker 1 concerns?

Speaker 1 Just some concerns. That's it.

Speaker 2 That's it, though. But it's not me.
It's not me. It's not my choice.

Speaker 1 She's 60, single. Man.
Get it. Vivica.
Got to compete out there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but cutting into your body like that just creates like a whole lot of people.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying you should. What are you competing with at 60 years old?

Speaker 1 Girls with us. Them.
No, you.

Speaker 1 Okay, got it. You got it.
You got it. Hey.
It's over, Joe. We listen and we don't judge.
No, that's right. We listen and we don't judge.
We don't judge. We don't judge, nigga.
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 These 60-year-old heifers is out here still trying to compete. Yes.

Speaker 1 Because you don't want to age out the game go to bed no they don't want to age out the game you've aged out the game not as long as dr such and such is still in business you've aged out the game you've aged out yo go to bed you don't have to compete at 60 years old

Speaker 1 you bitches are fucking psycho and nuts bro it's a whole crop of 20 plus year olds that it's not about you listening to you

Speaker 2 go compete with the 25 year old girl i don't think the six year old is competing with the 25 year old girl huh i don't think that in her mind she's competing with a 25-year-old girl.

Speaker 1 So, Ramel is purposely trying to trigger me this episode. I'm not.
She's trying to get you back. Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 she's doing something to me. Why

Speaker 1 expound? No, no, no. What? But let her expound.

Speaker 2 Why do you think that she's in competition? Why do you choose that age? Why do you think that a 60-year-old hones in on 25-year-olds and saying, I'm in direct competition with you?

Speaker 2 Why do you think that? That is because that's fucking weird.

Speaker 1 One, because the 60-year-olds are not the demo that made BBLs famous and popular. Two,

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 the 60-year-olds are going after the same men that 25-year-olds are going after.

Speaker 1 That puts you in direct competition with 25-year-olds.

Speaker 2 I think that that's an assumption on your part.

Speaker 1 Wait, which part?

Speaker 2 That they're going for the same men that 25-year-olds are going for. I think that's an assumption.

Speaker 1 No, we have proof that they're going after the same men. That's not me assuming.
We have proof of that.

Speaker 1 Bill Belichick got a 26-year-old. They all are going after

Speaker 1 the 25-year-old.

Speaker 2 That's fucking gross, by the way.

Speaker 1 But it's happening. But hold on.
So. How old is Madonna's boyfriend?

Speaker 1 Share's.

Speaker 2 Share's boyfriend's like 36.

Speaker 1 Madonna's boyfriend is younger than that. You get to 28 or something? There's plenty of points that say they're in competition with the 25-year-old.

Speaker 2 But that's not to say that the average 60-year-old wants a 28 or 35 or 36-year-old.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about the average, though. Okay.
We're talking about them. I don't think the average 60-year-old is going to get a BBL.
Yeah, we're not talking about the average. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I see bus drivers with fucking BBLs and like they're fucking

Speaker 1 shit like that. That's just a little bit of a shit.
What do you know?

Speaker 1 That's that cushion.

Speaker 1 That's a bus ass cushion so they ass don't fall asleep.

Speaker 1 You ain't seen a bus since that Tyrese video.

Speaker 1 You ain't seen a bus.

Speaker 2 Not meaning I've been on the bus. I'm just talking about.

Speaker 1 The business is not where you frequently.

Speaker 2 Shit crosses your fucking timeline. You see, you know, quote-unquote regular women, cops, bus drivers, whatever, know,

Speaker 2 who like to show the side-by-side of what she looks like during the day and what she looks like during the evening, women in military clothing, those women are typically 60 years old.

Speaker 2 Okay, but 40 years old.

Speaker 1 Like the cop that we were talking about on the fat on the last episode.

Speaker 1 The cop with the fat ass. I mean, she's in this conversation, but she's not 60 years old.
She's not 60 years old. She's got the cake.
Listen. Don't need a BBL.

Speaker 2 We are projecting onto Vivica. We're projecting the fact that we think, we're assuming, that she got the BBL because she's not going to be able to.

Speaker 1 Can I ask you a question? Yeah. That'll finish.

Speaker 1 No, I'm shooting at her. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Men that you have coveted in the last two years, do you think that 25-year-olds are not in that ballpark?

Speaker 2 Absolutely lootly.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Where's that?

Speaker 1 In direct competition with...

Speaker 1 whatever the 25-year-old woman is doing.

Speaker 2 I'm no.

Speaker 1 How? Why not? No.

Speaker 2 Explain it to me. Because I'm not looking, I'm not thinking about another woman being my competition when I'm in, when I'm talking to somebody.
I'm not thinking about who else is he seeing.

Speaker 2 I'm not thinking like that. I'm not.
I'm actually thinking, I'm thinking to myself, is this a person that I want to continue talking to?

Speaker 2 Is this somebody that I see that our values and our, you know, fucking like.

Speaker 1 You're being dismissive of my point.

Speaker 1 You may not be thinking about it, but it's what is.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that you're thinking about it, but

Speaker 1 it's what exists. I'll give you that.
And just in it existing,

Speaker 1 doesn't that put you in?

Speaker 1 Even if you're not competing. All right, fellas.
Yeah, you might not ever think about it. You might not think it's not happening.
But you're in the competition with that person. Okay.

Speaker 2 Then I am oblivious to the competition.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. That's it.
I'm oblivious to the competition. I don't consider it.
I don't think about it.

Speaker 1 Okay, now that's you. Yeah.
Now, some other people may be aware of that competition. Entirely possible.
And now it's, okay, I got to compete with that.

Speaker 1 I have to tighten this up because I know what the 25-year-old look like. I know what the 25-year-old looks like.
True, and true. So that's where the in competition with them comes from.

Speaker 2 True. However, she also might look in the mirror and say, this is what I want to fix about myself because every time I look in the mirror, I want to see this look like this.
Yeah, she could.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? She's trying to get part of the mouth.

Speaker 1 You're right. I am going to stab you.

Speaker 2 There's too much block of fucking knives.

Speaker 1 I'm going to stab you. I'm just saying, throwing shit out, dude.

Speaker 2 I am not. I'm not.

Speaker 1 You know y'all ain't fucking competition with the 25-year-olds. You know this.

Speaker 1 Hey, when you go to Blue with the Hudson and fucking sit at the sexy side of the bar, it ain't you and a bunch of fucking 60-year-olds. What are you doing in here right now?

Speaker 1 I am

Speaker 2 maybe I'm the exception to the rule where I really am never, I'm oblivious to competition.

Speaker 1 You just keep yourself in shape and in tone because

Speaker 1 it makes you feel good about yourself.

Speaker 2 The only person I'm in competition with is myself.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 2 That's it. That's all.
That's it. That's all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because you want to feel good about yourself. You don't care about yourself.
I want to be healthy.

Speaker 1 At

Speaker 1 50 years old, there's nothing wrong with a little muffin top.

Speaker 1 But she did not say that. No, no, she didn't.
It might be a way to do it. She would say different.
Yeah. I don't want it.

Speaker 1 It's not healthy for a 50-year-old to have a muffin top.

Speaker 2 No, it's not. However, see, we got to get with some of this.

Speaker 1 What did Parks call it? This body dysmorphia.

Speaker 1 Just internet shit.

Speaker 2 However.

Speaker 1 Yo, you could, hey, if you just had a baby,

Speaker 1 in real life, it's not expected of you to snap back and we're not going to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 I'm not. No,

Speaker 1 you're moving the culture. bunch of 50 years old and have a little bit of mucketti.
All right, that's fine, but maybe hold on. You don't have to.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 And depending on your profession, you definitely have to do it. You don't have to.
There's options today. Okay.
But but because there's options, like I'm not shitting on that. Because there's options,

Speaker 1 shouldn't totally dismiss that it's okay at 50 years old to have this.

Speaker 1 It is unfirst of all,

Speaker 2 it is unwise to allow weight to accumulate in the trunk of your body.

Speaker 1 This is where all your organs are.

Speaker 2 And the more weight that you accumulate in this part of your body, that is visceral fat. Okay? It is unhealthy.
You want to get rid of that. That's number one.

Speaker 2 Number two, I don't necessarily agree with like a surgical procedure like that just because of the trauma that it does to the body. That's it.

Speaker 2 I'm not judging anybody, but that is a really, really specific decision to make. And if that's what she wanted to do, then that's what she wanted to do.

Speaker 2 And she, you know, there's a lot of risks involved.

Speaker 1 She looked like the mother ladybug.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 That just is scary to me. That just is scary to me.
Like, that's just scary. Just like the health implications are just scary to me.
That's more what I'm thinking of when I see her.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to find a picture. She looked like

Speaker 1 I'm too mature. I can't have fun like I want to have.
I want to tell y'all all the things that she looks like. That shit looks absolutely nuts.

Speaker 1 And it ain't moving, too.

Speaker 1 I don't know where she went. It got to settle.
She got to settle.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just go get some wood therapy, please.

Speaker 2 Move that edema around.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, but hold on.

Speaker 1 They said

Speaker 1 this meet and greet is for Vivica's hair collection in Houston. This has nothing to do with a BBL.

Speaker 1 So? She had a BBL when she went. Yeah, but we can't say she threw a party for a BBL, nigga.
I'm just putting it on news. Who the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 I'm only talking about getting a BBL at 60 years old if you're not Eswella.

Speaker 1 As well as Blair. A Boiler.
A Buela. Because they did.
A Boiler. A Boiler.
They are there. They getting it.
A Boiler.

Speaker 1 65, 70. But hold on, wait, wait, wait.
They going to get it.

Speaker 1 And they're admitting that they're in competition with the young bitches. They're admitting that.

Speaker 1 You see my daughter? And that shit look all right. You see my daughter? That shit look all right.

Speaker 1 They're going to get the right people. He wants both of us.

Speaker 1 Esmorella admit that. Esmorella, this shit is heat.

Speaker 1 There's always black people that's trying to downplay some shit. Oh, I'm not in competition with nobody.

Speaker 2 So hold on one second here. Did she, in fact, get a BBL?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Or is this just the hair care line celebration? No.

Speaker 1 It's the same. Yo, see, this is why you make me mad.
I know what I'm saying. You know what a fucking BBL looks like, Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 And you saw the picture.

Speaker 2 We saw the picture. You could just be wearing some like fucking shaping garment.

Speaker 1 I think it's a shaping garment. I see it on the edge of her.
the edge of her white pants. All right, then.
A shaping garment. I'm putting a BBL on Miss Vivica and she didn't get one.
She has a BBO.

Speaker 1 If she didn't say so, then

Speaker 1 if she did not say so, then we can't speculate. Oh, we're going back to that because that was a whole timeframe before when it was, no, I didn't get nothing done.
This is natural, but niggas knew.

Speaker 2 I feel like she would say so.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Oliver Miller. For sure.
Rest in peace,

Speaker 1 Oliver Miller. And my man, Junior,

Speaker 1 the NBA businessman dude that played in the NBA and then went on to make a billion dollars. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? Junior Bridgman?

Speaker 1 Bridgman, right?

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Junior Bridgman. He passed as well.

Speaker 1 So, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's it. If y'all know anybody that passed, now's the time to shout them out.

Speaker 1 I don't know anybody. No, no, not this week.
No, no. Okay.
Hock on something. One of my good friends was in the car, actually.
Lou, salute. Get well soon, my brother.
Get well soon. Get soon, yeah.

Speaker 1 Shout him out.

Speaker 1 Go see him.

Speaker 1 I got jammed people up. Go see him.

Speaker 1 I'm a piece of shit. You are.
are. Oh, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Vivica BBL. Oh, all right.
Puff is saying that CNN has altered,

Speaker 1 not only altered that Cassie video that was leaked, but

Speaker 1 Puff is saying that's the only version that existed, so now the original is obsolete. He said that, yeah, they deleted that.
You ever seen a Hell Mary before?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 This feels Hell Mary-ish.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was throwing shit at the wall. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they may have sped it up. They may have edited some parts out, but the parts that we saw are still the parts that we saw.
Yeah. Yeah, but that don't have nothing to do with the court of law.

Speaker 1 Because they're trying to get the video thrown out.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 lawyers are saying that it appears that that video will be. But he's not on trial for this.
It don't matter. They were still trying to show it.

Speaker 1 They were still trying to show the video. What the fuck that got to do with Enrico?

Speaker 1 I don't know, but they were trying to show the video. So if we're trying to get it removed

Speaker 1 and you have eliminated the original,

Speaker 1 then I win. I'm lost.
I'm confused in this whole. And I think that's what they're trying to do on both sides, honestly, is

Speaker 1 muddy it up. Muddy it up.

Speaker 1 CNN put a statement out.

Speaker 1 CNN never altered the video and did not destroy the original copy of the footage, which was retained by the source. CNN aired the story about the video several months before Combs was arrested.

Speaker 1 They tried to say, what did they say? They used a free video editing software like they're just trying to shit. They're just trying to shit.
Do you think that

Speaker 2 Cassie's gonna be called as a witness by the prosecution?

Speaker 2 Absolutely. So then fuck the video.

Speaker 2 Who gave us a shit?

Speaker 2 We all saw it. And now we're gonna have a firsthand account from the person who can literally speak to the entire fucking thing.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's how that works. I did want to jurors act like you've seen that video.
I'm gonna remove. Yeah.
I'm gonna remove, to have you removed, and to have a mischief.

Speaker 1 It's impossible.

Speaker 2 It's impossible. It's impossible.
But that goes with high-profile cases. Every single one, Menendez brothers, fucking O.J.
Simpson, everything. Fucking jurors saw shit.

Speaker 2 Like it unfolded in front of their face. The Menendez brothers got a fucking mistrial the first time around.
So you think that that second set of jurors didn't see anything?

Speaker 2 Like it doesn't matter who you are, what's happened.

Speaker 1 Like, and in this age,

Speaker 1 the jury. You're banned from the Menendez brothers.

Speaker 2 The jury pool is always going to have level

Speaker 2 of a certain level of taint.

Speaker 1 That's like in court when they say, oh, the juror, you're instructed, you didn't hear that. No, nigga, like, we saw it, we heard it.
Like, you can't take it back. Everybody saw it.
You're right.

Speaker 1 Everybody saw this. You're not going to be able to find a juror to say, well, to say.
I didn't see it. Yeah, they'll say I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 But you literally can find jurors who can say, you know what? I really can be objective. I want to hear what the defense is going to say.
I want to hear his case.

Speaker 2 I want to judge for myself regardless of anything that I've seen.

Speaker 1 I believe that you'll be able to find people who who feel that way and i don't care what y'all talking about if the whole jury's seen it but it's not admissible into our court session that means that in our court session

Speaker 1 nothing from that can be brought up true so while you're testifying we'll take your testimony but but bro real talk if you're a juror and you saw that

Speaker 1 even if they don't bring it up in court Your mind is kind of

Speaker 1 implanted in your brain. This nigga a piece of shit.
I'm not arguing what's in nobody's mind. I'm only talking about what you you will be allowed to say and not say in court.
That's it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And it's in my bag. Hey, don't hit nobody, and you won't go through it.
That part. That part.
There you go. Don't drag nobody.
Don't fucking

Speaker 1 do it in any manner. Yeah, stay away from that type of violence and you'll be cool.
Keep your hands and other

Speaker 1 appendages to yourself at all times.

Speaker 1 That nigga said the video was edited. Hey, R.
Kelly tried it. Did he? Did he try that line? Yes.
It wasn't me. I was

Speaker 1 digitally imposed in the video. And then he said it was his brother.
And then he said it was his brother. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, his brother.
I would have tried to pin it on my brother, too.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to lie. They wasn't close,

Speaker 1 R. Kelly and his brother.

Speaker 1 And they look alike a little bit. Yeah, man.
That wasn't even me. And I got fucking 70 million in the bank, some stupid shit.
They had to remind us. That was Roger Kelly.

Speaker 1 They had to remind him, though. We saw the whole video where you walked up to to the camera and went.

Speaker 1 That's when R. Kelly was trying to sing for Farrakhan, right? He was trying to clean himself up.
Stop.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 1 You know what? Stop.

Speaker 1 Dough.

Speaker 1 Do not. Why we can't make that joke?

Speaker 1 You can't make that joke. But why not, though?

Speaker 1 No. Let's go, Joe.

Speaker 1 Niggas publicly documented that niggas felt.

Speaker 1 I know you're going to make the joke.

Speaker 1 I ain't saying it.

Speaker 1 I ain't saying it. I'm not saying it.
Make a joke. Document it, and they put it in the movie.
There you go. You make the joke, then flip it.
Yeah, you're just,

Speaker 1 I'm not, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 1 Have you seen? We back, we back, we back, we back, we back. Stop, stop, bro.

Speaker 1 No, it's too much work. We had to edit it out.
Come on, Park. Bring your white ass back here.

Speaker 1 Let's see, let's see, let's see. What do we got? What do we got? What do we

Speaker 1 see? Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 So, I haven't kept up with this,

Speaker 1 but the internet is telling me that

Speaker 1 some years ago, somebody shot one of K-Flock's friends, and K-Flock heard about it and didn't like it and went to spin in retaliation for the nigga shooting one of his friends.

Speaker 1 Right? Okay.

Speaker 1 And then that guy, his friend who he was defending in his trial that started the other day, has taken the stand

Speaker 1 against him to let people know that he killed them niggas. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 So, wow. I'm not up to date with this.
I haven't researched it all. I only bring it up to say to y'all out there

Speaker 1 that if we friends and somebody shoot at you

Speaker 1 and then I go shoot at them defending you.

Speaker 1 You better not never. You have to now shut the fuck up.
You got to hold it down. You can't testify against me.
At all. At all.

Speaker 1 How would you sleep at night? No, fam. I killed him for you.

Speaker 1 I was chilling that day. I was drinking a little soda on the game with it.
Got the phone call.

Speaker 1 You was all crying, sad.

Speaker 1 They almost got me.

Speaker 1 I said, all right, chill, man. I'll be right back where you at.
I got it. Where they at? I'm going to take care of it, man.

Speaker 1 Rest up. Rest up.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up. That's my only take.
I think that's fucked up. And

Speaker 1 that's why a lot of these niggas today is saying,

Speaker 1 no disrespect, but the streets is a myth now. I don't take disrespect to that.
A lot of people saying that shit.

Speaker 1 Like, bro, all of the code and shit that niggas used to stand up for before, it ain't really there as much no more. What's his angle in testifying against? Y'all niggas believe the streets is a myth.

Speaker 1 If you want, go outside. Yeah, it's not a myth.
No, I'm not talking about that part.

Speaker 1 Niggas just niggas upholding the street code. Oh, that part, that part.
They need to say that.

Speaker 1 People have to make it clear when they say the street is a myth. Say, niggas

Speaker 1 abiding by principles and morals in the street is a myth. But the street is not a myth.
You go outside,

Speaker 1 you get your dick knocked in a sandbox. It's happening.
You'll get your head knocked in. Them shits off.
It's effective. Hey, when you step outside, it's active.
Streaming.

Speaker 1 And you niggas on the internet that step outside and it's not active, when y'all talk, I could tell that it's not active where y'all at. And the other places, when you go out

Speaker 1 hey assume that it's on nigga what's going on in fucking Newark man with the what is happening in Newark so somebody did hit me with some extra information about that too what's happening what's the backstory a 14 year old

Speaker 1 uh a 14 year old murdered a policeman is a big deal yeah I heard it's a big deal in Newark right now I drove they they got the the cop and when I say murdered

Speaker 1 the the police the policeman undercover uh-huh

Speaker 1 this is the the YN's reasoning undercover pulled up to the scene of the crime the the young niggas thought that it was the I it was op

Speaker 1 lit the car up

Speaker 1 just lit the car up

Speaker 1 so the the cop's partner got away the guy in the passenger seat got away

Speaker 1 the policeman died rest in peace so it's like a big thing in Newark right now so they had the memorial over there where he was killed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then the young niggas came over there and fucked the memorial up. Oh, shit.
Oh, wow. So in my head, I'm like, well, why would you fuck the memorial up?

Speaker 1 But I guess the young niggas are mad because y'all got my man. It was an undercover.
You came over here like it was something different. So we don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 So we're doing what we're supposed to do. And now we're down for killing the copy.
When it first went out, they made it seem like,

Speaker 1 I mean, they made it seem like he was in the office. Yeah, in close.
In uniform.

Speaker 1 But my man hit me and was just like, yo, it was an

Speaker 1 unmarked vehicle. They were in plain clothes.
And niggas really thought somebody was about to had to drop on them.

Speaker 1 So they jumped in defense mode. I don't know if that's going to work.
It's not going to work. No, it's not.
No, I'm just.

Speaker 1 No, we just explained it. The way the story went out.

Speaker 1 Like, niggas went out and targeted and killed the cop. Yeah.
Got it. Got it.
And it wasn't that. And it wasn't that.
Got it. Got it.
Got it. And

Speaker 1 that's their whole thing. It's like, yo, don't make it seem like niggas is out here running around trying to kill police because they not.
Got it.

Speaker 1 Like, the way this happened is fucked up, but it was like, we ain't know he was a cop.

Speaker 1 And a few weeks before that, it was a story in Jersey City. It's like, it's crazy outside.
It is crazy.

Speaker 1 They got

Speaker 1 his squad car parked in front of City Hall and they made like a whole memorial out of it and everything. Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's a lot going on over there. That's fucked up.
I do my research on that. I was over there yesterday.
Yeah, no, it's a big deal. It's a big deal, sir.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace. It's a big deal.
Rest in peace to that man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, rest in peace. Because, god damn.

Speaker 1 I play a standard.

Speaker 1 You never really know. I've told this instance before.

Speaker 1 I was sitting outside the school. We was going to open gym.
And I had my cousin in a car. A car pulled up next to us.
And he looked over and was like, what the fuck you looking at?

Speaker 1 He didn't know there was cops. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 It was a regular white car. They cut us off, jumped out, badges around their necks, certainly shit.
But you, if it was something else,

Speaker 1 we could have been in that same situation if he was on that type of time.

Speaker 1 You really don't, you don't be knowing. Sheesh.
But rest in peace, man. Just be careful out there, bro.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 hey.

Speaker 1 What's up, anybody got some fun weekend plans? Of course we do. Fun weekend plans? Of course we do.
Anybody lit out there this weekend?

Speaker 1 Anybody turned up this weekend?

Speaker 1 Hot dates this weekend. I don't know.
Anybody bringing the cards out this weekend?

Speaker 1 Spinning some money this weekend. What the fuck is going on this weekend?

Speaker 1 What are we doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 All right, what else we got? What else we got? What else we got? I don't know if I can be lit with this fucking Hennessy raise that's about to happen and champagne. What? Wait, what? The tariff.

Speaker 1 He's got a tariff on fucking European alcohols. Trump.
Yep. Yep.
I'm not a fan of this personally. No.
Jameson, Hennessy.

Speaker 1 Champagne.

Speaker 1 Gin, good gin. McAllen?

Speaker 1 Got me. Yeah, that shit's been in England.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 He said, get some American champagne.

Speaker 1 You know. There isn't none.

Speaker 2 There's no such thing, you fucking twitter.

Speaker 1 American sparkling water or sparkling wine. I want to know what

Speaker 2 it's a a troglodyte.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, but what do you think about

Speaker 1 yo? Don't.

Speaker 1 Why are we here?

Speaker 2 I think they never hurt anybody.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's the proper terminology.

Speaker 1 That's wrong. No, it's not.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 five times.

Speaker 1 Yeah, talking about. Hold on.
I'm saying you can't say that. You can't say that weirdos.
You can't say that, weirdos. Y'all nuts.

Speaker 1 It sounds wrong.

Speaker 1 Let me go to Chat GPT.

Speaker 1 What's Chat GPT going to tell you?

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I hate the BU parks. All right, somebody tell me about Trump selling Tesla.
Oh, it's outdated. Okay, it's outdated and can be seen as offensive today.
Yes.

Speaker 1 It's a cross-dresser. Yes, we're telling you that.
All right. We're telling you that.

Speaker 1 Tell me about Trump selling Teslas.

Speaker 2 Well, there has been a significant drop in Tesla stock.

Speaker 2 People are trying to trade in their Teslas en masse.

Speaker 1 Is that since the rocket blew up?

Speaker 2 No, it's been since Elon has become our president.

Speaker 1 President. Yeah.

Speaker 2 People are, this is their way of revolting. There has been a lot of vandalism at Tesla dealerships.

Speaker 1 And out in the public.

Speaker 1 People are also like,

Speaker 2 yeah, they are. But other people who own like cybertrucks that can't give them the fuck away, they're relabeling them.
Like I saw a cyber truck that had Toyota on the back. Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 So, in response to that,

Speaker 2 Trump decided to make a Tesla commercial on the.

Speaker 1 I was wondering why I said Tesla.

Speaker 2 Because he said Tesla. He said, Teslas are great cars.
This fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's why they had all of the Teslas in front of the White House and he was picking which one he was going to get.

Speaker 2 Yeah, on the mall.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 This shit is. He's like, I don't drive, but, you know, it's a great car, so I'm going to have somebody drive it with me in it.

Speaker 1 This is just grifting.

Speaker 2 It's the biggest grift in fucking US history since slavery.

Speaker 1 What is that? Whoa, what does that for the what does grifting mean?

Speaker 2 Grift is theft, heist,

Speaker 2 right in front of our eyes.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's what grift means. Yeah, I think grift means like uh, let me go get a little definitely.
There's a movie called like the grifters. Are you basing a definition of a fucking movie?

Speaker 1 No, it's a fucking term.

Speaker 1 Park said it first.

Speaker 1 She will pass that ball.

Speaker 1 No, but it's true. A person who engages in petty or

Speaker 1 small-scale swindling. Oh, you're a grifter.

Speaker 1 Oh, shut up.

Speaker 1 Actually, you pass that background back.

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 1 We're a grifter. You know what?

Speaker 2 For men who really say to women, like, you know, can we let the past be in the past? Y'all sure like to bring up the fucking past.

Speaker 1 Well, you keep on talking about the past. It is now in the far past.

Speaker 2 It is now in the far past.

Speaker 2 It's not even the recent past.

Speaker 1 Did you consider yourself a grifter? No. Okay.
Nope. All right.
Moving on.

Speaker 1 I'm with Mel. She's like, I'm with Mel.
She says no, then it's no, nigga. Nope.
I'm with Mo. Just on the strength of having a pussy.

Speaker 1 That shit has. As an anti-advantage.
It sure does.

Speaker 1 She won. Sure, the puzzle.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So, anyways, is that going to make you guys run out and buy a Tesla?

Speaker 1 No. No.
A Tesla, okay. I still want a Cyber Truck, so yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, shit. You might get it cheap.
I know. Now that I heard this, I'm going to go look again.
I was never going to buy a Tesla.

Speaker 1 I wasn't. wasn't that was off the menu when uh the car locked homie in there and they fucking killed him oh yeah

Speaker 2 yeah the cyber truck in Vegas

Speaker 1 I thought that was intentional the one in Vegas yeah that was uh sure that was some evil shit the same like the same thing that Trump was almost assassinated assassinated

Speaker 1 I'm going back to watch Terminator 2 me too to see how the world ends that might be definitely I think Terminator 2 I saw a meme the other day that was like, not enough is said about Terminator 2.

Speaker 1 And it was a great movie. And I couldn't agree more.
Yeah, because we had a lot of people. That's probably one of the greatest.

Speaker 2 You know, fact.

Speaker 1 That's one of the great.

Speaker 1 Outside of that, that movie for when it was released is one of the greatest sequels ever. It is.
It's probably the greatest sequel ever.

Speaker 1 Agreed.

Speaker 1 It might be the greatest sequel ever. It might be.
And I'm talking about the ones with the cop homeboy. Yeah.
Yeah, with the liquid.

Speaker 1 Liquid dude. Yep.
Nah. I would argue that that's probably one of the greatest sequels to ever come out of Movie Land.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And those special effects, especially back then, that was excellent.

Speaker 1 That shit was excellent. Them shits would look good today.
That was 91, and that shit look good like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they got it. Reboot that one.
Y'all want to reboot them. No,

Speaker 1 they've been making them steadily ever since. No, do it.
Start over.

Speaker 1 Do it today.

Speaker 1 With the cameras on it. They never stopped doing.
You know what I heard they're trying to remake? Lord, no.

Speaker 2 The bodyguard.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 1 You know. With who?

Speaker 2 They don't know, but some names have been tossed around. No.

Speaker 2 Tiana was one of the names that was thrown around.

Speaker 2 It's so far from being made.

Speaker 1 Who's the dude? What names would they call him? Mufasa. Still Kevin Costner.
Mufasa.

Speaker 1 Still Kevin Costner. Still outside.

Speaker 1 White Power.

Speaker 1 That's White Privilege.

Speaker 1 Did Kevin Costner get that job at 107 years old? That is white power still.

Speaker 1 White Power?

Speaker 1 Yo, E-Money. While we on this,

Speaker 1 another movie I wanted to come and talk to y'all about, because since I've been in the house recently, I've just been watching old movies and shit, like Terminator 2, fucking the social network.

Speaker 1 Was a talk ever had about Save the Last Dance?

Speaker 1 Probably. That movie wasn't.

Speaker 1 It was not a very good movie. It wasn't very bad.
And I think that's why people skip talking about it the way it should have been talked about.

Speaker 1 At some point, somebody should discuss Save the Last Dance and the story of it. I'm not gonna hold watching Save the Last Dance.
Words.

Speaker 1 You could, my nigga. No, I'm telling you, I followed you.
What did you watch right after that? Like, some kind of wonderful?

Speaker 1 No, I follow a bunch. Mel is a real-life movie buff.
I follow a bunch of movie buffs.

Speaker 1 So sometimes on a late night, them niggas will get high and just start getting in their movie bag and they'll be like, yo, what the fuck was up in this movie? And then you gotta go watch it now.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, and then I'm like, well, let's see. So the white girl that got in the Juilliard was doing the hip-hop dances.
Which were not hip-hop dances.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, wait, she broke her hip or something. She broke something so she couldn't do her normal dances.
So she wasn't going to go for the Juilliard

Speaker 1 acceptance thing. But then her black dick boyfriend that she had convinced her to do it because he taught her some hip-hop moves.
And then she went up there looking stupid.

Speaker 1 And that's me skipping the whole movie. That was a really good possibility.

Speaker 1 And that's me skipping the beginning and the middle of this dumb, stupid ass movie.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, the white guy came in.

Speaker 1 Was he white? No, a black guy taught her the hip-hop dance. Yeah, it was a black dude.

Speaker 1 The removal of the white guy was

Speaker 1 the white guy that was dancing with the girl in the hip-hop.

Speaker 1 What movie is this? I want to know. This sounds funnier.

Speaker 2 Isn't that with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan?

Speaker 1 That's never

Speaker 1 a name. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 It is Jenna Dewan. What's the name of it, Mookmail?

Speaker 1 Channing.

Speaker 6 She's the janitor. Some bullshit.

Speaker 1 Is Usher in it? No. Oh, Channin Tatum.
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 This is the nigga. Hold up, hold up.

Speaker 1 He was young. Yeah.
That's how that started. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Whole bunch of bullshit.

Speaker 1 No, but save the last dance when she learned the hip-hop dances to get her in Juilliard. Please, we got to bring it back up.
Step up. Step up.
Step up. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Usher was supposed to be in step up.

Speaker 1 Step up. That bullshit.
But didn't they have like sequels to that? Yeah. Step, step up, too.
Yes, they did.

Speaker 1 What was that? Like Tango Nights or something? Usher was it? Was it Light It Up?

Speaker 2 Honey.

Speaker 1 Was it Honey? Light Up.

Speaker 1 What was the Usher movie in the school? The faculty. Oh, the Faculty.
No, no, no, no, no. That was a movie.

Speaker 1 The faculty is a movie. The Usher might have been in the Faculty of Movie.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 6 He was the joke when he shot Spot.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 In the mix? No.

Speaker 1 No, that's him. Yeah, he was in the faculty.
Yeah, he was a young nigga in high school. Yeah, he was.
Is that the movie?

Speaker 2 Light It Up was in 1999, in the mix, 2005.

Speaker 1 Is Usher in Light It Up? Yes. See, I know I'm not fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 Light it up. Yeah, fuck y'all niggas.
But shout out to the faculty.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? I don't know if she's all that. No, all that.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you watch The Gorge? I like She's All That, man. Did I watch what? The Gorge.
No, I did not watch The Gorge yet, and I have not seen Mel's movie yet. Those are the two movies I haven't seen yet.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get to it. Okay.

Speaker 1 I want to hear you. No, i started the pit

Speaker 1 hbo yeah i'm not watching that i don't that's a hospital i'm good i'm good on hospital i feel like if you've seen house

Speaker 1 then you can't and and and what's the other one gray's anatomy gray's anatomy yeah if you've seen er is another one er is chic

Speaker 1 no no no that's what my list stops with house er and uh gray's anatomy yeah if you've seen those three it's gonna be real tough to pull off the hospital show the pit looks good because it looks like it's a dude from ER, isn't it?

Speaker 2 Noah, Noah Wiley.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was on ER. Yeah, it looks like an old FX

Speaker 1 series. Series.
In a good match.

Speaker 1 Good. Okay.

Speaker 2 No, that would be great.

Speaker 1 No, it's good.

Speaker 1 It looks good, and it's good, but it's not house and ER and Grades Anatomy. Yeah, that's it.
And it's Pittsburgh. That genre is not.
I'm over that genre.

Speaker 1 Or if it's not Pittsburgh, they're just calling it the pit. My problem with the pit is

Speaker 1 there's nothing really going on so far but sick people in the hospital

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 that's it. That's not a very common story or nothing

Speaker 1 the story so far I've only seen five episodes

Speaker 1 and it's mad episodes. There's like 20 15.
It's a long season. Oh it's a lot of episodes.
I'm not mad at that. All I've seen is commotion with the patients.
All right.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen much story with the people that actually work in the hospital. Maybe I haven't gotten there yet, but that's to me what separated House and these shows from the other hospital shows.

Speaker 1 The doctors had some shit going on.

Speaker 2 It's a realistic examination of the

Speaker 2 challenges facing healthcare workers in America as seen through the lens of the frontline heroes working in the modern-day hospital in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 With all respect to healthcare workers, I'm cool. I'm good.
I do like a hospital drama. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 I like one of the stories. I'm sorry, one of the stories about the patients,

Speaker 1 let's say a 60-year-old mom is brought in by her 18-year-old child. He just turned 18.
They're trying to figure out what's wrong with the mom.

Speaker 1 Once they get the 18-year-old out of there, the mom says, listen, I made it look like he was bringing me here because I needed some help. But in reality, I'm really worried about my son.

Speaker 1 And I found a note in his book bag that said he planned on causing havoc and harm to people at his school. Is there anything that y'all could do?

Speaker 1 Oh, that sounds like interesting already than how you were describing it. Well, but again, it's just patient-related.
God, whatever interesting is coming from the show is coming from

Speaker 1 the patients,

Speaker 1 they are interesting. Okay.
They are interesting stories. They are like super procedural.
They connect. But eventually.
Doesn't ever soul connect?

Speaker 1 I haven't seen that yet. I'll see.
I don't know. I'm pretty sure it will.

Speaker 2 And eventually they're going to have intertwining.

Speaker 2 But eventually they're going to

Speaker 2 be able to. Eventually they're going to going to have intertwining storylines where the doctors are like involved with each other, nurses, and stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure that's what I'm saying. Because one of the little intern girls, her parents work at the hospital.
It feels like they're setting up to have some storyline coming.

Speaker 1 I just haven't gotten it yet. Yeah, I read it and I was like, I'm cool.
It could be like a procedural, like Law and Order or something. They don't really connect.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's a little bit of fucking

Speaker 1 main story that goes through the seasons, and then each episode is its own story.

Speaker 2 Dick Wolf's Chicago Med is you're not careful with Law and Order.

Speaker 1 Law and Order connects sometimes. It does.
It does.

Speaker 1 He always connects.

Speaker 2 What's his name? The gray-haired dude who's now the lawyer. That helps.
In Law and Order S-D-U.

Speaker 2 Oh, watch this.

Speaker 1 What's his name? Watch this.

Speaker 1 None of us know it, Mel. Okay.
All right. Well, they.

Speaker 2 We know that you do that. There's some cross-pollination, like, relationships develop behind, you know, behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 But you can watch any individual episode and it'd just be about

Speaker 1 a case. A case.

Speaker 2 A case.

Speaker 1 Yes, absolutely. Yo, also, the show I told y'all about, Dope Thief.
Yeah, is that good? It launched Friday.

Speaker 1 I put it on a little thingy thing. I put two episodes out.
I did get the first one done. So far, so good.

Speaker 1 Apple ain't been missing. Yeah.
Well, that severance is.

Speaker 1 Yo, you know, I'm glad you said that. I was coming in to say, right, I have not started the new season of Severance because I was letting it build up.
Yeah. Hey, dog.

Speaker 1 But I ain't heard a peep about it. I don't hear nobody talking about it, writing about it.
Shit has been weird, bro. It's hard to follow.
It's weird. That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1 If Severance is too weird now for y'all to keep up and be excited about it, then say that versus, hey, this is the best show on television. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 It's weird. Yeah.
It's got to be. I'm going to keep watching it.
I have faith that at some point there'll be a fucking grand reveal, but this season has been

Speaker 1 slow and confusing and

Speaker 1 boring. Gotcha.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 For real. Bill Bird new stand-up on Hulu.

Speaker 1 I am going to watch that. Bill Bird new stand-up on Hulu.
He did an interview somewhere that I want to watch too.

Speaker 1 Some podcast. I love Bill Burr.
Yeah, I love him, too.

Speaker 1 He's the man. One of those early Apple shows.
Fuck, I can't remember what the shit was called now.

Speaker 1 Oh, I did. They put a new season out for her.

Speaker 1 She's a girl that gets like amnesia, falls off a boat, robs her man, follows the money, moves to...

Speaker 1 Acapoco? No. No.
Something else. I'm sorry.
I forgot the name. Anyway, it's pretty good, though.
I did watch Surface. Surface.
Yes. I did watch Silo.

Speaker 1 All the way caught up.

Speaker 1 You will love it. I think you will love it too.
That's a little sci-fi vibe, right? Yeah. Well, I saw season one of Silo.
Oh, okay. Well, I just see season two.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Silo's fire. How many seasons? Two.
Two. Oh, okay.
It's only two. Two.
Ten episodes each. Oh.

Speaker 1 Season three, this will be dropping sometime later this year. Okay.
But

Speaker 1 shout out to everybody's been saying, yo, if you like Paradise, you'll really like Silo. I see the parallels.
Silo's fire, though. The TV is really important to me in my 40s.

Speaker 1 I love this.

Speaker 1 Honestly, yes. I know that just sounds like a regular plain statement.
I'd be in there reading the paragraphs to mad shows.

Speaker 1 The best thing is that little add to my list button now. Yeah.
That's it. Yeah.
You read some shit. Oh, add it.
I'll get to it later. Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 All right. So we're done with TV.
We're done with music.

Speaker 1 We're done with current events. We're done with gender wars.

Speaker 1 We're done with dog paling.

Speaker 1 I think we did it.

Speaker 1 We did it. I think we did it.
We ain't got nothing to sports. None of the sports, right?

Speaker 1 No. Nothing, no.

Speaker 1 Hey, Aaron Rodgers is still not on my team.

Speaker 1 One day a time, brother.

Speaker 1 I take it. Did anybody go before we leave TV shows? I don't know if I said this before in this part.
Has anybody seen the OJ manhunt shit on Netflix? No. Pass.

Speaker 1 I'm good. That's back to the documentaries I don't need to see anymore of.
I'm good.

Speaker 1 Unless you tell me something completely different that is captivating and amazing, or someone else does, but I haven't heard nobody talk about it. Okay, well, it is captivating and amazing.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Okay.

Speaker 1 Still don't know if I watch it, though. Yeah, I'm about to say.
I don't know if that's the sales pitch. It's captivating and amazing in the sense that

Speaker 1 some of the people from the case

Speaker 1 they're speaking to currently. Oh, okay.
Which is exciting. That's different.
If you want to hear what Furman has to say. Oh, they got Furman? Furman is right there.
Oh, Furman is there.

Speaker 1 That's a little less. That's what I'm saying.
That's a little literally. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Furman is there, however old he is, and they're showing him clips of the racist shit from the stand, and they're like making him answer for it. So, what you want? So, what you got to say about him?

Speaker 1 I mean, he answered. I think he has it good.
It was a time, you know, back in the days. I mean, he

Speaker 1 said it was all good and awful.

Speaker 1 It was back then. No, it was back then.
He was in a different space.

Speaker 1 He was not racist anymore. No, he was in a different space.
I mean, he answered it. That's crazy.
That is not what a different space was made up for.

Speaker 1 Some niggas was racist back then, man. It was the 90s.

Speaker 1 You were alive 30 years ago. I was alive.
I'm just saying, I'm telling you what the white man said. Yo, it was a different time.

Speaker 1 I had a skewed view.

Speaker 1 He didn't say all that shit at 50. That's not true.
The white man that was sitting there that was racist on the fucking stand. He said, yo.
My bad.

Speaker 1 I can't defend it. Oh, shit.
He said, I can't defend it. He also said that.
He said all all that stuff,

Speaker 1 but he prefaced it with... I can't defend that piece.
You can't defend it. Anybody that sees that and it's like, oh, you racist piece of shit.

Speaker 1 I got to wear that. When I die, I know that the headline is going to say, this is a racist piece of shit.

Speaker 1 And while I don't feel like that, I was fucked up back then.

Speaker 1 But I get it. I can't defend it, so I won't try to.

Speaker 1 That accountability was.

Speaker 1 It was good to watch. I agree.
It was good to watch. That's something, I guess.
They showed him every one of the... I pleaded the fifth on that one.
I pleaded the fifth on that one, too.

Speaker 1 That one, too. You gotta give me some little bit of fifth.

Speaker 1 Give me some fifth on that one.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, man. That nigga from racist.

Speaker 1 That is crazy.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll check it out if I get bored. No, sir.

Speaker 1 I'm good. I was somewhere the other day.

Speaker 1 Seeing the kid, the racist kid. Like, oh, Jay, Mommy, it's there.

Speaker 1 What? Wait, what? Let's move on. It's fine.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, nigga ain't even the most racist part of interactions now. It's like the other one.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, that, it's them.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Can we, can we?

Speaker 1 Come on, move on. I'm done.
All right. That's, I mean,

Speaker 1 how old? It don't matter. We are moving on.

Speaker 1 We've already moved on. Was it like...

Speaker 1 Swear y'all don't know who move on. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't have anything else that's near and dear pressing on my heart that I need to get out and share with my audience.

Speaker 1 Are they sleeping on? Do you guys have any? Do you guys have anything? Nah, I'm so mad at Mel. I looked Mel dead in her face, dead in her face before the last sleeper segment.

Speaker 1 Showed her a song in my phone that was recently purchased and said,

Speaker 1 did I get this song from you? Is this your sleeper? And then when he came out,

Speaker 1 and she said, no,

Speaker 1 I've never played that.

Speaker 1 And then I played it.

Speaker 1 And it's the same exact song that she played a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 Was it a couple of weeks ago?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It was longer.

Speaker 1 It wasn't that long ago. Whoops.
Because it was like right there in my recently first.

Speaker 1 The old whoopsie days. But that just supports my theory that you don't be knowing your sleepers.
Oh, shit. No, you don't know your sleepers.

Speaker 1 You and Ish keep getting people to go sleep. No,

Speaker 1 no, no. I agree.
I received that.

Speaker 1 I received that. Wow.
It's okay. Nothing wrong with some ghost sleepers.

Speaker 2 I do the deep dive.

Speaker 1 If you don't have a pulse on what's going on.

Speaker 2 I do the deep dive, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 You guys don't even want, you guys wouldn't even be able to handle the shit I got in my fucking show, okay? You can't handle the chorus.

Speaker 1 World music over here.

Speaker 1 Got it. I don't know how to do it.
We couldn't handle this. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 All right. So I am going

Speaker 1 with Friday.

Speaker 1 Yo, we did like a quick album review of Friday and kind of never revisited.

Speaker 1 And then whenever we did revisit it, it was in that deleted episode. That Friday project is really good.
One did they ever do? It's really good. You know the one.
You know the one. The one that we...

Speaker 1 Oh, we didn't talk about that. Shut up.

Speaker 1 We just shut up. We didn't talk about that album during that time.
We just talked about a bunch of shit you can't talk about.

Speaker 1 No, and something that we deleted, I brought up

Speaker 1 the Friday album to say, yo, we didn't really touch on this, but now that I've heard it, it's a lot of heat on there. Damn.
Like, it's a lot of heat on there. Lyft is getting rid of the delta points.

Speaker 1 It's a dub for Lyft. All right, Friday.
Sorry. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Fuck on Friday.

Speaker 1 Let's hear what Lyft is doing with the Delta points.

Speaker 1 What happened? No. We used to give you points for Delta.
Lyft. If you use Lyft, you get points.
And now you don't. It's over.

Speaker 2 That's unfortunate.

Speaker 1 Sorry to hijacked.

Speaker 1 Okay. I mean, that's important.
That's important. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway, the Friday album is dope. It is, it is dope.

Speaker 1 Again, for me, most of that first disc and maybe three to four songs on the second disc, I'm cool with all the over-emotional shit that's on the end of the disc, too. But I'm going to play

Speaker 1 Saving My Love. This is Friday featuring Kaylani and Boy Is It A Bop.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Friday. Great project, bro.

Speaker 1 Great project. I'm not mad at you.

Speaker 1 God, he made you perfect. I'm taking what you serve and

Speaker 1 I know I don't deserve it.

Speaker 1 You give it to me like I earned it, baby. Girl, you pop out and make them nervous.
It's giving they can't fuck with you when you know it.

Speaker 1 So bad ain't nobody gon' try you.

Speaker 1 Them niggas play with you, they nice shoes.

Speaker 1 If you had a twin, I would choose you.

Speaker 1 Right hand on the Bible, girl, that's true. I hang up my jersey for you.

Speaker 1 Men down on my niggas, sir.

Speaker 1 I'm out of the game for you.

Speaker 1 Girl, I'm saving.

Speaker 1 Saving my love, need you.

Speaker 1 Let me give to you.

Speaker 1 I see what you want, what you need, won't play with you. You what I throw it all away for.

Speaker 1 You got me doing wild, wild things for you.

Speaker 1 I'm saving my love, need you giving me

Speaker 1 baby, you've lorded.

Speaker 1 Let me find out you the core is.

Speaker 2 You acting up, won't you siding?

Speaker 1 Come show me. Lot of girls, you're the only one I want it.

Speaker 1 Is it wrong that I wanna kiss a bad bitch? Good night.

Speaker 1 If I like what I see, I'ma double back to time.

Speaker 1 When I get to you, I always throw it back like it's all

Speaker 1 my

Speaker 1 shooter, gon' shoot. I ain't playin' bout you.
So bad, ain't nobody gon' try you.

Speaker 1 Them niggas play with you, they nice shoes.

Speaker 1 If you had a twin, I would choose you.

Speaker 1 Right hand on the Bible, girl, that's true.

Speaker 1 I hang up my jersey for you.

Speaker 1 Let all my niggas survived.

Speaker 1 I'ma do game for you.

Speaker 1 Girl, I'm saving

Speaker 1 my love.

Speaker 1 Let me get you.

Speaker 1 I see what you want, what you need. I won't pay you.

Speaker 1 You're not going far away from me. You got me doing all my things for you.

Speaker 1 I'm saving my love.

Speaker 1 Saving my love.

Speaker 1 Let me get you.

Speaker 1 I see what you want, what you need.

Speaker 1 Brand new music from Friday featuring Kaylani albuming your fucking phones and on DSPs right this second. That record is called Saving My Love.

Speaker 1 Again, Friday got a lot of heat on that project. I might play another sleeper from that album, Next Pod.
Honestly, I like when that happened. You got a couple jokes.
It's fire on there. Should be hot.

Speaker 1 You just keep playing. I ain't even been playing from my playlist.
I've just been going to his shit and letting it run for a little bit. That's fire.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm going down south to New Orleans. BG put his first solo album out since being released.
And this record is called Freedom of Speech, also the name of the album. Let's go.

Speaker 7 Christopher B. J.
Dorsey came home last September following a 12-year prison stay.

Speaker 7 According to these documents obtained by WDSU, the rapper has to appear in a New Orleans court on supervised release conditions.

Speaker 7 But recent probation violations are putting the former Hot Boy's freedom in limbo. Part of those conditions means he may have to turn over the lyrics to his music to court officials.

Speaker 7 According to the documents, BG would also have to avoid ex-combat.

Speaker 7 Man,

Speaker 1 y'all don't even know what a real nigga have to go through.

Speaker 1 But through it all,

Speaker 1 I hold my head up. Facts.

Speaker 1 Stay prayed up. Facts.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna never let them see me sweat. Facts.

Speaker 1 I'ma stand on mine. What the heck?

Speaker 1 Look, they thought my career was over. Feet that beat like a soldier.
I was about that bitch, still stroking.

Speaker 1 I know ya. My hook out of the cord.
Bet me back out of shore.

Speaker 1 I'm cheesing these figures, and every day I'm getting closer. Man, the people still be on me.
So I be by my lonely. They tried to volley me for doing that conflict with my homie.

Speaker 1 Me and Boochi did that album for that, they tried to slam me. Been rappin' on my life, they know that's how I see my family.
I'm done, they keep on larger. And I ain't had no charging.

Speaker 1 Cause I ain't do no talking, guess that's why I was a talkin'. Been doing shit the right way, I'm focused and I'm icy.
Tell young ants don't be like me, that street life can get real pricey.

Speaker 1 That shit is gon' get different, cause beaches always different.

Speaker 1 No, I spit the real, that's why the real niggas still listen. This life after the sand, that's this life after the trenches.
Be locked up on my henchmen, that's that shit I cannot mention.

Speaker 1 I wanna tell them stories, but I ain't bout to risk it. Say too much in these songs, that shit gon' land your ass in prison.
I'm happy, they free thugger, not little dirt in that struggle.

Speaker 1 Be careful who around a lot of these niggas undercover.

Speaker 1 Be cautious, who be around me. My own friends try to cross me.
That shit that fucked me up. That's why nowadays I'm a little heartless.
I do this shit for soldiers. I represent the soldiers.

Speaker 1 I work out just to carry all this weight that's on my shoulders. I learned all of my lessons.
I passed all of my tests. You see who hear that's a blessing.
In these streets, I'm a legend.

Speaker 1 In the pen, I'm a legend. Something like Paul in the Bible.
By every hood I go to, niggas tell me that I'm the idol. I retire my rival, I'm just chasing the people.

Speaker 1 Fuck all of you haters, laugh nine, die later. I bow down to no nigga, I only feel my makeup.
I'm dumb fucking bitches, only bring pussy to the table.

Speaker 1 I'm only getting greater, now that these niggas traitors. That's why I'm off the streets and just been focused on my label.
Been doing this a minute, and I ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 1 I changed so I'm big and niggas, please don't make me go there. Cause you know that I'll go there.
Cause you want that licks, niggas. But I'm trying to get rich, nigga.

Speaker 1 Stay away from you, bitch, niggas. Keep trapping these hits, nigga.
Never calling it quits, nigga. Keep popping my shit, nigga.
Keep hitting these licks, nigga.

Speaker 1 Freedom and in limbo for a former hot boy. The prosecutors have asked Christopher BG Dorsey to hand over the lyrics to his music as part of his probation and respond to our request for comment.

Speaker 1 Dorsey's attorney said this quote, we are looking forward to appearing with Mr. Dorsey in New Orleans and addressing the important legal issues before the court.

Speaker 1 The rapper says the rules are impacting his freedom of speech.

Speaker 1 And that was Freedom of Speech, BG, album of the same name.

Speaker 1 Great album. That was tough.
It was good.

Speaker 1 Like he keeps saying, he had to give his lyrics to the court to get approved. So it's songs where you could tell he want to, you know, go there, but he can't.
And

Speaker 1 he addressed everything in his verse. I'm in that title track.
That shit was dope. That shit was dope.
Shout out to BG. Shout out to BG.
Shout out to BG. I'm going to New York.

Speaker 1 This is Rodamez and Fortez face up.

Speaker 4 Soon as you get comfy, we dunk, dunk, there's no dunking beat.

Speaker 3 Build crutches out of brothers, build cutlets out the enemy.

Speaker 4 Build trust, funds out of colours.

Speaker 1 You heard of Wikipedia. Go read for proof.

Speaker 4 Fee and Satan with a side of Seg Schwan.

Speaker 4 Chase ATM to get the thread out. Off with your head now.
No flies on the helicopters with the leg out. Like Sean with the Wesleyan shirt.
They've been racist to my face. I just spurred till they hurt.

Speaker 3 A natural row.

Speaker 1 Born hustler. My daughter smiles.

Speaker 3 When I drive for 20 miles during the supper, get your wife and the kid before the moonlight.

Speaker 1 Cause too many faded away off the hoopla.

Speaker 4 People tell me off the music is their medicine. Fabbing from my heart, cause fatherino fire in the tumor.

Speaker 1 Prayers for three thousand miles away, don't seem too far.

Speaker 4 Stop wanting to be too par, just be who you are.

Speaker 4 When it all falls down, we can pick you up. I won't feel the sunshine till I switch it up.
Face up when I walk, learn and lift it up.

Speaker 3 Many face gods, crap phenomenons.

Speaker 4 It's a foreign car, but it's worthless if it's worth your heart. Wary of the espionage, put our soldiers in bondage, weary of the false prophets, weary of the dialogue.

Speaker 1 Take the gangster image off, quick like chicks sprinting home to unclip.

Speaker 3 They brawl, you exhausted.

Speaker 1 Teach me something new, I know you got the money, but spend a couple albums, it looks funny to us.

Speaker 4 The hood needs more examples of success after the passing out of samples. Hammers and the boys in blue, 50 cents, the intelligent mind of Steve Jos.

Speaker 4 But what if those nine clipped the nine lives and died trying?

Speaker 3 That's why pops lost, hurt us. Triple Act too, Progress cut short.
Now the devil's on the loose.

Speaker 4 I don't know about y'all, but I got something to prove. I'm from the Dominican Republic, there's only me in these rooms.

Speaker 4 When it all falls down, we can pick you up. I wanna till the sunshine till I can switch.
Face up when I walk, I learn to lift it up, lift it up, lift it up,

Speaker 4 when it all falls down.

Speaker 1 We can pick you up. Let's face up

Speaker 1 when I walk up. But gosh.

Speaker 1 Big Bel.

Speaker 2 All right, mine is called Could Have Been You. It's the remix by Pastels, Jessica Domingo, and Release.

Speaker 1 Listen to it.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 It's just too late

Speaker 1 for you to come through

Speaker 1 all your mistakes.

Speaker 1 Still killing you, Edge. Fuck out of here, nigga.

Speaker 1 I was still one,

Speaker 1 and you knew to

Speaker 1 that I found someone

Speaker 1 who could have been you

Speaker 1 know what

Speaker 1 I feel

Speaker 1 could have been you

Speaker 1 had a whole feeling

Speaker 1 of

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 If only you had made that

Speaker 1 all for you

Speaker 1 Still the blessed you never had

Speaker 1 And it's such a shame

Speaker 1 that you keep on coming back to let this go to waste

Speaker 1 Once you said that you already I less you won't read

Speaker 1 You apologize, but now you're laying on regrets.

Speaker 1 I wanna feel

Speaker 1 like I

Speaker 1 lose to

Speaker 1 you,

Speaker 1 it's too late. It's leave me flying.

Speaker 1 section.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, hey

Speaker 1 wait a minute, hey

Speaker 1 And it's the pastels, Jessica, Jessica, Domingo, and Really

Speaker 1 could have been you, Remix. Could have been you, but you blew it, nigga.
Now I'm outside with somebody different. Facts, sorry.

Speaker 1 I understand it now. Your bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now I'm outside with somebody different. I understand it now.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's how I know I'm really old. My new favorite thing that they're doing in Slang World is

Speaker 1 I understand it now.

Speaker 1 Basketball nigga.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's where I saw it at.

Speaker 1 That's why I saw it. I saw it.
And then I just seen it.

Speaker 1 From lethal shooters saying, I understand it now. Well, every shot.

Speaker 1 But now I'm seeing

Speaker 1 people say it.

Speaker 1 And what it means is when you, in your, when you, I get it. When you hem for real, for real, like when you just do some super amazing shit, I understand it now.

Speaker 1 Bring that back, understanding of things.

Speaker 1 Niggas don't want to understand each other no more. What happened? Mel got the lipstick over to him.
No, he had chips in his beard. Oh, he had lipstick on his teeth.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. yeah chips in your beard yo like on a week we had a good day today man

Speaker 1 we had a good day

Speaker 1 don't fuck it up it was a good day

Speaker 1 how was my energy great i think it's in the chip i think it's a 12e

Speaker 1 great energy you said a 12e pause but

Speaker 1 12 a.m i mean 12 oh god

Speaker 1 i thought you man

Speaker 1 i thought you man i was on don't you said i had a 12e no i said i think

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Oh, shit.
And it was good. I had to give you a call, man.
I mean,

Speaker 1 we need some of those amongst friends. I would love for you to call me if you see something wrong with me.
That is a fact. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you need some of that. I had that just, it was on my mind.
I would do it more often if I didn't get attacked every time I pointed out something I observed. But you do it here, nigga.

Speaker 1 You can call somebody's phone and tell them about how you feel about their creativity and what they're doing. You're not going to attack me? He's absolutely right.
Not on the phone, no.

Speaker 1 He didn't need help, Xbox Precinct Man. I don't care.
He might be on the phone. Now you want to help me.
me. I don't care, but Freeze believes in that.
He believes telling a nigga to do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I gotta

Speaker 1 do it because you love your friends. You think you're gonna hurt somebody or some shit? You're not gonna hurt me.

Speaker 1 This is a job, like job to have performance. All niggas, yo,

Speaker 1 how they doing? I seen that. He wants Ian to call niggas.
Hey, buddy, like, yo, you're not even serious. Like, get on my phone.
Hey, buddy.

Speaker 1 How you doing? Like, niggas, get to the straight, get straight to it.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Paul's gonna get none of those calls, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Big Box.
No. Nah.
Big ones got robbed by the skate race. Played at Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 Joseph. I looked out the warehouse.

Speaker 1 Big hat. Everybody properly.

Speaker 1 Look at Mel. Look at Mel.
Out of everybody here, I have lived in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 I lived in Brooklyn too.

Speaker 1 But why was this star shooting?

Speaker 2 Bed motherfucking style.

Speaker 1 Which I lived in.

Speaker 1 I lived on Franklin and Union. Y'all got her doing.

Speaker 1 Look what y'all got her doing right now. He's at what? What Brooklyn? No, because it's New Brooklyn.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 I was never in Williamsburg. You wasn't in the hood.
I was in bed motherfucking style.

Speaker 1 The year 2000.

Speaker 1 2000. What? When they just got to the bottom.
You fucking papers.

Speaker 1 Keep it up. Keep it the fuck up.

Speaker 2 And then I was in Crown Heights.

Speaker 1 He was with the Haitians.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. All right.
All right. All right.
Enough of you now.

Speaker 1 I smoke crayons. I deal with the Haitians.
And then I was in Crown Heights still. Listen,

Speaker 2 niggas from the projects, they had my back.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 They just did.

Speaker 1 Because they respected women so much. They was raised as good men.

Speaker 1 They were raised as good men, right? Yes, yes. Or did you check in with the OG?

Speaker 2 I didn't check in with the OG. I was in the fucking bodega.

Speaker 1 When were you making promises again?

Speaker 2 I wasn't making any promises.

Speaker 1 I was buying fucking bread.

Speaker 2 I'm in the bodega one day, and the dude walks up to me. He's like, Yo, Miss Ford, we got your back.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Who the fuck is we doing?

Speaker 1 All right, Mel, we got you, girl.

Speaker 1 Yo, when I tell the audience that Mel tells the stupidest lies,

Speaker 1 yo, I was in the bodega one day, and the killer from the neighborhood saw me buying bread and said, yo, Mel, I got you back. I got you back.
Mel, set the fuck up, Mel. It happened.

Speaker 1 In 2000, what video was out by that time?

Speaker 2 I hadn't done

Speaker 2 Big Pimpin', Big Pimpin' Share Shayla Ghost, Thong Song Remix, and everything before there. But I hadn't done Jadicus yet.

Speaker 1 That might have happened. Oh, God.
Okay, that might have happened. That might have happened.
It did happen.

Speaker 1 You was was

Speaker 1 that video shoot money was not working for you. Nigga was in the project.

Speaker 2 I wasn't in the project.

Speaker 2 The project was that.

Speaker 1 Because you know it's blocked to block in Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 You know it was block to block in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't. Ice don't know that.
Him. He said he lived in Brooklyn.
Him. Ice has no idea.
He was in Crown Heights.

Speaker 1 He was not about with Prospect Ice.

Speaker 1 Crack.

Speaker 1 She told me. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 How was that video? I did.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 I did come outside, and my car was on bricks, living in Crown Heights.

Speaker 1 Ah, Melissa. No, somebody else was on bricks.

Speaker 2 646.

Speaker 1 Nigga was like this.

Speaker 1 Yo, mom. Yo, mom.

Speaker 1 My last mom. My car was on bricks.

Speaker 1 We got it. We got it.
So you lived in like the basement? Huh? You wasn't living in the basement. Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 I was on the fucking second floor of a brownstone.

Speaker 1 Not the basement.

Speaker 2 I have a really interesting story about that. But no, I never lived in a basement.

Speaker 1 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 Never, no basement, no ground floor level, ever.

Speaker 1 Ever. You got no kids.

Speaker 2 No, it has nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1 Well, sure, okay.

Speaker 2 But also, personal safety: women should never live on the ground floor of anything.

Speaker 1 Why not?

Speaker 1 Because a motherfucker can easily access yourself. Stop it, Mel.
Oh, my God. There's a lot of squids out here.
The biggest thing is that you're in the bag.

Speaker 1 I'm going to push. You're right.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be stabbing you today. Niggas like Imani breaking in, right?

Speaker 1 Good men like Imani breaking in.

Speaker 1 Why are you a good man? That's the point.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 1 You know, I can go.

Speaker 2 Fox and gas. You'll find out.

Speaker 1 Yo, shout out to our brother Celée. Stop by, man.
Shout out to Celé. Shout out to Celé.

Speaker 1 She just said, I'll find out. You put nothing on

Speaker 1 my family? No.

Speaker 2 I meant the comments. They're going to tell you.

Speaker 1 I got kids to feed. Can I get some shoes, nigga?

Speaker 1 Yo, congratulations to Steph Curry 4003s.

Speaker 1 4,000 threes.

Speaker 1 Big feet, big feet. Congratulations there.

Speaker 1 Ego

Speaker 1 my chaos days.

Speaker 1 You making me mad. I heard what you said.
I heard what you said, girl.

Speaker 1 You know what this is, Mel? You know what this is? Who's rapping?

Speaker 1 Nobody's rapping right now. No, the good.

Speaker 1 This one here. This one coming up.
We bid you a due farewell. Adios, Saba Dirchie, Ostela V-Star.
Voir, so long. Goodbye.
A simple head knob will suffice. Ego.

Speaker 1 Yo, remember, life is a series of moments that moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

Speaker 1 Until next time,

Speaker 1 I'm the most

Speaker 1 rapid in the game.

Speaker 1 Is that a real question?

Speaker 1 Look, look how you can rap when you're not focused on dissing straight dudes.

Speaker 1 She said this was Kim.

Speaker 1 I'm joking. She said this was Kim.
I'm joking. No, you weren't joking.
You was dick. Wait, Mel said that this was Kim.

Speaker 2 You guys need to learn what I'm being facetious.

Speaker 1 Big dog. I saw that.
How the fuck would I not know this?

Speaker 1 You don't know who this is. You just look at this.

Speaker 2 Seriously, how would I not know that?

Speaker 1 You just looked at his laptop. I don't know.

Speaker 1 You fast with your eyes. I can see it.

Speaker 2 You guys need to learn when I'm being facetious.

Speaker 1 No, you're lying. You guys need to learn when I'm being facetious.
What's the name of the song?

Speaker 2 That I don't know.

Speaker 1 And how long were you in line for the bread

Speaker 1 when homeboy was on the bread? Are we not closing it with the dog?

Speaker 1 It was wonder. It was wheat wonder.

Speaker 1 It was the bogana. Wait, stop.
Wheat wonder. You wonder.
Wheat, wonder.

Speaker 1 Wheat wonder bread. I slap you.

Speaker 1 She's a lot.

Speaker 1 You let a guy. I'm 44, and I never seen

Speaker 1 it. No we wonder.

Speaker 1 What What the fuck wonder?

Speaker 1 She about to pull up Canada.

Speaker 1 They probably got it in Tim Hortons. It's bimbo now or something.
And Tim Hortons, they got it.

Speaker 1 Yo, lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
The closed-minded women think that Wonderbread have we breads.

Speaker 1 That's not real, Mary. That's not real.

Speaker 1 That was never in no way.

Speaker 1 It's in the comments. I wasn't in line.
I said I was in the bodega.

Speaker 1 You used the word waiting.

Speaker 2 I said I was in the bodega. I was shopping.

Speaker 1 Let me guess. You was playing with the cat in the bodega, right? The cat's every shot.
I sure the fuck was. Oh,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 They're so friendly. I don't.

Speaker 1 JBP, JVP. Why would you be without the JBP?

Speaker 1 Meow Phoenix.

Speaker 1 You got the nerve to do me out.

Speaker 1 I forgot about this.