Episode 806 | "Yall Don’t Really Have It"

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious.
It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.
Enjoy the show. Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two. Peace, peace, peace to the gods.
Yeah. Yo, yo.
How's everybody doing? What's popping? Y'all good? Feeling good, man. Feeling great.
Great. Good.
How's everybody doing? Fantastic. All right.
Wonderful. Couldn't be better.
Indeed. Worked out this morning.
Did you? No, sure. Oh, you're throwing shots already, huh? Yeah.
What do you mean? I mean, this is my normal everyday routine. Got it.
As she does the camera pan. I'm on to Mel.
Shade. Nothing has made her happier.
She's on cloud nine. Nothing has made her happier than this moment.
There is actual footage of you telling me to shut the fuck up. Coming here, talking to you guys about your health.
Mm-hmm. Six months, eight months, ten months, twelve months? Mm-hmm.
And talking about actually doing a Pilates class with all of you on camera. True.
Yeah. So, yeah.
Yeah, it feels really good right now, actually. It does.
It feels really good. How you feeling? She's got to let her get her shit off, bro.
Yeah. She's got to let her.
I mean, everybody wanted me to like read comments and so I was like, that's overkill and I'm sure they've seen everything as it is. But you read them though.
Oh, hell the fuck yeah. That is the one time that I did read the comments.
Boy, they did not. She earned it.
You got to let her get her shit off. Yeah.
But what is she getting off? Being correct. Being right.
Yeah. Yeah.
We all do it when we have that. See, I told you so.
That moment. She told us what? That we were unhealthy? Yes unhealthy yes yes and niggas didn't want to hear it shut her down and now we've proven to be told me to shut the fuck up yes proven to be unhealthy mmhmm it looked like sacks of shit looked like bags of laundry I'm sorry I'm going too far but I get a little bit off we can still not want to hear none of that shit we can still not want to hear that shit true okay she can still.
She could still get her shit off, though. And we could still say, shut the fuck up.
And just let me speak for me, since all these niggas tucked and ran. They were.
Let me just speak for me. That's crazy.
Let me just speak for me, since I'm the only one here. That's wild.
The crazy part is that you performed the best at the game. I refuse to acknowledge it.
You know you did. Yeah, you did.
That's awesome, but that's not how I left feeling. That's not how I felt for two weeks.
After I have made major life changes, that is the heaviest that I probably have ever been. That scale said like 236.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll never be up there.
But dog, my girl come cook for me. I do the Uber Eats.
When she here, I wild out. I start fucking big ass omelets.
All my favorite meals back to back. My mom cooks for me.
My dad cooks for me. If I don't watch it.
It's easy, bro. If I don't watch it now.
Bro. I'll put on a few pounds.
My girl cook all the time. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, all the time.
And you don't even realize it. I stepped on the scale and I thought it was broke.
I've never seen what it said on the scale. And I was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, I didn't talk to the trainer already. It must have been high because you didn't even say the number.
No, I'm not saying the number. Like, I know, you know you got your normal weight where I'm usually around here.
And then you're like, okay, you have your moments where I've spiked, I'm up here a little bit. I've spiked as a guy.
I'm 10 past the normal spike. Oh, my lord.
I said, what? Okay, nah. The problem is you guys wear clothes that are way too comfy and give you a lot of room.
You know what I'm saying? You have to have like a pair of jeans or something like that. Like something from your normal weight hanging up as a fucking reminder.
And then you try to put those fuckers on at least once a month and if you can't button that

shit or get it up over your hips and ass you're whiling it's telling you something i still fit my jeans from high school parks you you're the exception to the rule up here okay i was six five you got a lot of weight distribution high metabolism you're i fit all my jeans too i ain't I'll put mine.

All of them.

I still...

The problem is, life is too comfortable.

If you make it so.

No, no. God has made it so.
Well, you got money. This is not my doing.
It ain't even just about money. I ain't got money.
Life is still comfortable. Yeah, life.
You ain't poor. You doing well.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead. You doing pretty fucking good.
Okay. Yeah, I'm just saying.
Life was too comfortable for a little bit. You got to do nuthead shit, like run to a basketball court at seven o'clock on a Saturday night and really see what the gauge is.
But I'm glad people are having a blast. If you haven't seen it, it is on Patreon.
Advertise. I'm just telling them where it's at.
All right, right, right. What's here? It's pay-per-view.
here? It's pay-per-view It's pay-per-view Quick 20 to get you in the game 14 on site I keep telling everybody It's 14 on site On Patreon On the app, you gotta Right, right. So 14 or 20, either way, well worth it.

Well worth it.

People really did enjoy the group activity, so much so that I did a poll.

Oh, okay.

I did a poll on my page.

I didn't see the poll.

What's the next poll?

I see that.

So I asked everybody, what should be the next group activity?

4,587 responses.

Mel teaches Pilates, bowling,

escape room, paintball.

What did we get? View results.

Mel teaches Pilates, I'm sure.

61%

Mel teaches Pilates. Of course.

11% bowling, 17%

escape room, 12%

paintball.

So you're going to teach Pilates?

You know, I've been waiting. Listen,

you know what I told you. I want to get a private studio so that, you know, your ego does not take a hit.
You know what I'm saying? I'll do Pilates. So now that we know that we can rent things like basketball courts and studios.
Sure. Yes.
Yes, what? Yes and I will teach that class. Mel, I am not renting a studio and bringing cameras and staff to watch you be fine.
I'm not going to... No, no, no.
We can't stretch right. Hold on a second.
Get this club chasing bullshit out of here. I'm not going to get on a reformer board.
I'm not going to do anything. I'm just literally just going to teach.
61% of the vote is there to see you just do shit. Listen, I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit.
No, no, no. I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit.
Snow suit. I don't know.
Snow suit. Yeah? No, you said they just want to see her do fine shit.
I think they want to laugh at us too. That's true.

A lot of them want to laugh at us, bro.

They getting... I watched that clip with Ish acting like he about to take a drive and instead took a dive.

I had that shit on the loop.

I'm in the crib laughing.

I damn near woke people up.

Because he just knew he was getting ready to go and do something.

Just face plant.

I'm not mad at him. Your mind say one thing.
Your body say something else. And what a wake up going, listen, God will learn you.
Oh, yeah. God will learn you now.
So I'm cool. I checked my closet.
There's nothing form fitting in there. Like I don't have to.
I'm not getting married tomorrow. I'm not putting a tux on.
But yeah, check back in April though, big dog. Yeah, don't even worry about it.
The whole rest of March and niggas got to get their vacay body back. See, that's the other problem.
That's the other problem. We never cared about vacay body.
Like, niggas was cool being, well, some of us. No, I care about it because my girl go out there and take a bunch of pictures and want me to be in them.

So then I look like shit and then she look good again.

Same.

No.

I'll take pictures of you.

I'm going to sit over here.

I want to be in a picture.

Yeah, but then they didn't have it.

Oh, babe.

Come on.

Yeah.

Come on.

Come on, please.

That's when you hurry up.

Hurry up.

I can't breathe.

Hurry up, goddammit.

Babe.

Babe, come in the water with me.

Oh, come on. Don't you stand over there.
Oh, God. Babe, come in the water with me.
Oh, come on.

Don't just stand over there.

Oh, God.

Babe, look at the fish.

Look how pretty the fish is.

You're missing it.

What the fuck about this fish?

Yo, girl, I'm trying to go back to the room,

get in your fish, and go to bed.

I don't care about none of this shit.

None of it.

Oh, man.

That is funny. All right, let me see what's going on here, man.
Hey. Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two.
Salutations, greetings, man. Back to back part of the month here.
Just here to kick it with y'all, man Just here to kick it, have a good time Rest in peace to one of the goats Hey This goes out to you And you And you Hey Rest in we're heirs. Everybody loves the sunshine.
Shout to wherever you might be listening from. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies, of course.
Sunshine. Hoods all around the world, anybody working right now.
Everybody loves the sunshine. 40 and up, 50 and up out there.
Sunshine. All bods out there Folks get down in the sunshine Unhealthy niggas, what up, what up, what up, what up Yeah Yeah Sunshine Yeah Folks get brown in the sunshine Shout out to the Pilates mommies out there There you go, Mel, there's a shout out Sit down First and last time listeners Shout out to the hate listeners Just bids and bangs and flowers Just bids and bangs and flowers Just bees and things and flowers Just bees and things and flowers Ego My life, my life, my life, my life

and the sunshine and the sunshine and the sunshine ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No Jovan!

I love you. No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke, I'm No joke play Mary My Life, I'm playing it.

Facts. Always, at all times.
Shout out to the whole Y.O., y'all, because what up, what up, what up? If you look in my eyes, I can see what I see

If you look in my eyes, life and see what I see

I mean, I'm mellow on the start, mellow on the start, man

Vibe out, vibe out

Go grab you a drink, grab a vice

Light the incense

Yeah, light the incense, roll the window down

Do something, man

Say what's on your mind

And you'll find in time

That all the negative energy

I'm with you And you'll be at peace with yourself You won't really need no one Shout out to the athletes out there that had the jokes. A lot of jokes in my text.
A whole lot of jokes in my text. It's cool, don't worry about it.
Because we'll give you love. Musicians all over the world.
If you love me my life. Whoa.
If you look into my life.

You see what I've seen.

Oh, yeah.

I see what I've seen.

Yeah, yeah.

I see what I've seen.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

If you look into my life.

I see what I've seen.

If you look into my life.

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

If you look into my life. You see what I've seen.
We're here for a good time, not a long time. We're here for a good time, not a long time., this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
What's up? What's up? What's up? Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel. All right, man, what episode is this? 806.
Welcome to episode 806 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize picks. Prize picks can hang here.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, grateful, fully dressed, out of shape co-host Joe Button here with some really amazing people. To my right, the beautiful, the amazing Melissa Ford is here.
Goody who? To her right is Flip's empty chair. I think Flip did say that he would be out today.
I believe so. Next to Flip's empty chair is Ish's empty chair, who is away getting a UKG, a UGK.
What is it? A EKG, an MRI. He's getting something done with initials.
Shout out to him. He may or may not be here later.
Next to him is Big Freeze to Freeze. Yo.
Yo. Ice is here.
King Elmira Parks is here. Yo.
Poe is here. Trey Button is here.
Corey is here. Erickson is here.
And that is it. Tanner and Savon are here by Remote Last.
But certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here. Now.
That pay-per-view shit is cool. I bet it is.
I bet it is. Is what I'll say.
It's real cool. It's real cool.
When I see blogs posting saying, yo, this was absolutely worth the money, I say, oh, this nigga Joe. I mean, it's a cool feature.
Oh, oh, oh. For real, Patreon is rolling out some pretty cool features.
Dope to test some of them out. Sure.
And pay-per-view is one of them, man. So, so.
Anyway, where do y'all want to start? Anywhere to where? How y'all doing? Good. Feeling excellent, man.
I feel great. I feel better than a lot of y'all.
No, I'm mostly healed. I'm mostly healed.
Not all the way back, but I'm mostly there. Something's good now? Yeah, almost.
All right. Almost.
I'm almost there. I'm waiting for my knees to just kick back in the right socket somewhere.
But other than that, I'm doing all right.

Boy, you are so lucky.

All y'all are lucky you didn't really hurt yourselves.

Well, one of us.

Well, yeah.

But in terms of, like, knees and shit like that,

somebody could have torn a meniscus and fucked up.

No, I swear.

You guys have got to know when my tone of voice is like, is just, you know, it's care. It's care.
Like I love y'all. I don't want to see you hurt.
You know what I'm saying? So, and that's why I keep stressing Pilates because it's about mobility and y'all don't really have it. How many times have you have you watched the game? You paid the 20? Sure, I'm part of the staff.
What that means? About three. You're like, hold on.
What the hell do I mean? Is it a staff pass? Y'all got a staff password y'all sharing around here? About three. About three times.
Absolutely. Yeah.
All little. Actually, my trainer has offered to put you guys on a cleanse if you want to.
To kind of kickstart the whole situation. I just did a cleanse.
Yeah, actually. 21 days.
Cleanse my name out of you and your trainer's conversation. If you don't mind.
Unfortunately, people are just coming up to me and they're like, yo, Mel.

And I'm just like...

I've already contacted my own trainer.

We will be back in action shortly.

Gotta redeem it.

Gotta redeem it.

Yeah, I've called the necessary people.

Okay.

Thank you to...

I bought a basketball like two years ago

and it's just been in the trunk of my car

completely unused. I'm gonna change that.
I never want to play basketball again, but I'm going to do it. Nah, I think I'm choosing the latter of the two.
Either retire or play more. I'm taking, I'm playing more.
There you go. Yeah.
Since spring and summer's right around the corner. Exactly.
Get a little quick run in. There you go.
I just got to find the hoops where the kids don't hang out so I don't have to play against healthy young people. Go to the Y on senior night or some shit.
There you go. Is some of y'all out there badly built attempting to body shame? Yeah.
I just want to say, is some of y'all badly built that are attempting to body shame I'm letting Mel get it off cause she was in a King magazine at one point and a smooth and straight stunting I never did the latter I know but I still put it in rest in. Okay, so okay.
Rest in peace, K-Slay.

Rest in peace, K-Slay.

And our version, that's in there.

For sure.

Yeah, she can get that off.

Some of y'all, listen, I'm going to fluctuate.

You just caught me at the bad time.

You caught me at a really bad moment.

After the holidays.

I'm going, yeah, happy weight, love.

Yeah, that's the shit.

Pay-per-view weight. It's cool.
Got a little breakup coming breakup coming and then you can get on y'all ass that's all some of y'all is just gonna be built like that forever so oh man fuck it y'all talking about out there I'm letting y'all have fun though I'm letting y'all have fun but the second I feel like snapping back don't get sensitive oh alright now where y now where y'all want to start? Where y'all want to start? Did y'all see this NYPD cop? I sure did. That was in the video? Goddamn right.
You goddamn right. All right, just making sure I wasn't the only one.
No, you were not the only one. Okay.
Now, there's a serious talk to be having that.

Please tell us.

Well, people are saying why she can't go bust a move and pop some ass on her off time.

I'm people.

Same.

Yeah, I'm people.

I'm people.

What is the average salary of a New York City cop?

They said she makes like a buck fifty.

Yeah, she made a buck.

Yeah.

She's not doing bad.

That's not bad.

She's not doing bad.

But she might want more.

Wait, so all of y'all agree with that? What? Yeah. I ain't hurting nothing.
Y'all fucking crazy. What? She a cop.
I'm off work. Let me go over here and shake this ass.
No, you can't go pop ass while you're off work. And she had ass.
She sure did. That's a whole different topic.
She did have ass. She had some ass.
And she's fine too. Come on.
I understand why money picked her to be in the music video. Good job.
And I already know that vibe. That's one of her exes or old words.
That's somebody that beat before and said, yo, come do me the solid. Yeah.
And she did it. Like all of the fucking Spanish girls with ass that we cool with when we call and say, hey, can you come do this video? They come do the funny video.
They do it. They do the video.
And she might have been living out a dream to be a video victim. No, you can't.
Now, back to y'all. No, you cannot go pop ass on your off time if you are a detective.
They said that she should have just informed her employers. Yo, I'm going to go pop this ass? Yeah.
Man, get out of here. But the union people sounded like they had her back.
They're like, she wasn't wearing no paraphernalia.

She wasn't advertising.

But she ain't breaking off.

Now, if she had a uniform on, it's a little different.

Yes, that would have been different.

Then they could have had a cause for concern or reprimand.

No, she was just in lingerie, popping ass.

Want to hear the slap at all?

Sure.

Oh, it was music too?

There was an actual song.

Yeah, I had it on mute. Yeah, I'll just...
I don't know if I was vibing with the music, but let's see. All right, all right.
All right, all right. Thanks, buddy.
Yeah, all right. Thanks a lot, buddy.
Appreciate it. Hit the little speaker button on that one.
Yeah, nah. Yeah, there we go.
Once I heard a little bit of the song, I was like, I understand why. Why some? Nah, yeah, nah.
That's the issue that the union has. Respectfully.
Pick a slap. We're going to shake ass.
Yeah, it's like, God damn. If you're going to debut and you're a detective, man, get in some fire shit.

Yeah, that was my... That's what let me know he beat.

Of course.

His rapping told me he beat.

He might still...

Yeah, yeah, he beat.

For sure.

You think she did it for free?

Yes.

She better not have done it for free.

What?

All this shit.

She didn't get paid, Mel.

Huh?

She didn't get paid.

She did not get paid for that. I mean...
She didn't get paid. You don't think so? No.
You don't think he threw her like a nice $500? No. I mean.
I do. I think she got a nice, cool $500 to do that.
Absolutely. But would you take that? If you're making good money, you'd get that $500.
You've done a free video500. You've done a free video before.

You've done a free video before.

Don't lie.

Don't do that.

You've done a video in which you did not get paid.

Not even my first video.

Maybe not your first video, but you wanted the videos in your videography you didn't get paid for.

No, that is so far from the truth.

Absolutely not. Is there anybody that you could have a great relationship with today? Like, y'all cool? What if Imani needs a video vixen? And it's like, yo, I need you to make a video.
She did say she would do the Imani video. There you go.
And Imani wasn't paying. Imani didn't have a budget for that video.
You was popping up for the free. Yeah having second thoughts on that Well now But you'd have been in there But anyway Yeah she definitely had ass I do think that some of these jobs come with morals clauses To where your outside behavior Can have an impact on your job I would have assumed a policeman to be one of those gigs.

But maybe I'm off.

Well, if there...

Maybe I'm off.

Well, hold on one second.

If there is a morality clause,

then honestly,

all the outside behavior

of cops assaulting their wives

should be taken into account,

but it never is.

All right.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

If we're going to talk

about morality clauses.

I agree.

I'll tell you what,

that police union is strong. I don't think she's going to...
I think she'll be all right. She'll be just fine.
She'll be just fine. I don't see what the case is.
Even if you have a morality clause, I didn't do anything. Like, we're going to have to argue that.
She's okay. She's not getting reprimanded.
She's not, she hasn't been suspended with or without pay. She good.
And she's got her, you know. So it's just people talking.
It's just people talking. That's it.
That's it. Or if it's just people talking, then I'm about to book her for a music video.
I feel like I could freestyle better than that shit that Money was doing. Par sent me a beat.
Call her right on over from the Bronx. Where she at? Where she police? Right there.
Yeah. Hop, skip, and jump, right? Right there.
Right there. I know she got a car.
She make a buck 50 a year and got ass. She got something nice.
She got a car. She'll get here.
Yeah. Something German.
She'll get here like a leader. Yo, we are terrible, bro.
What? Amber said, Amber said Kanye booked her for the fake video in her Shannon interview. Oh, that's how he got her? Yeah.
Booked her for the fake vid. Yo, not enough talk goes down about how effective the fake vid is.
The fake booking, period. Anything.
It works. It works.
Especially if you're Kanye West or something. I've seen it work.
Man. It just got the cop there.
It's worked from niggas like that. Yeah.
It's worked from regular niggas that sit on these couches and talk. Yeah.
I'm telling you. It works.
I thought about trying it before. My G was just so ill in other areas.
I didn't need to do it. But it wasn't off the table.
I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure you used that at some level.
Yeah, me too. I don't think I got it off.
I i mean i'm not trying to act like i'm above it yeah maybe i had the plan and it just didn't get executed but so it was true for a moment it was true for a little bit of time and then it wasn't true anymore well yeah i always got the girl i always got the girl i wanted so there was no need to but when it was time to think of a plan, that was always got the girl. I always got the girl I wanted.
So there was no need to.

But when it was time to think of a plan, that was not off the table.

Yo, I need you for a vid.

Yada, yada, yada, yada.

Now, you know what the one used to be.

Come sing a talk.

Call up good old Lady L.

Yo.

Book her.

Book her.

Book her.

Get her to host.

Oh, yeah. Niggas done caught so many bodies off L, man.
That's fucked up. Listen.
That is fucked up. Or not.
Or not. Between me.
Yep. That was a nice little move back in whatever years those were.
Oh, my God. I'm so glad I changed.
Yeah, man. Shout out to growth.
Yo, shout out to maturity. Shout out to love.
Yeah. Love your life.
I almost told my girl we could switch phones the other day. Oh, my God.
Salute. Yeah? Yeah, but it was really the proof of point, though.
She already got your phone, though. That's true.
Would you really switch it? It's not really a fair trade. It's not at all.
My phone ain't going to ring no way. That shit rung last night while I was in the middle of a good cuddle.
Girl name popped right up with the dash and another girl name. Oh, shit.
Couldn't have been no worse. So now the number's saved in there.
Yeah, yeah. What do you do in that moment when you have grown and you're mature and you're faithful? I ain't do nothing because it wasn't nothing.
So I go use the bathroom, run around. Ten minutes later, you're a big dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it came up again.
Oh, it was a double ring? Uh-oh. No, no, no.
I'm saying the topic. The topic.
Yeah, nigga, it ain't over. Got it, got it.
You walked off like nothing happened. Yeah, ain't that.
No, no, no, no, no. I was like, oh, shit, who is this? I don't know who this is.
Yeah. That's crazy.
And that was the end of it for me. Not so much.
Nah. She's like, uh, big dog.
Back to this, though. Let me holler at you real quick, Playboy.

What was that one about?

I don't know who that is.

You able to say it?

Yep.

I still don't know who it is.

Got bad numbers on this phone.

I don't know who they are.

Well, if Michael dash Ricardo popped up on my phone, what would you do?

I said, I would call him. Pick it up.
I would call him. If you didn't answer, I would call him.
Even if I'm joking, I'm saying it right now, I would call him. So if you want to call here, threw the ball, bow, call him.
She said, you playing with me, I'll find out who it is. She said, I said, how? She said, give me the number.
I gave her the number. She typed that shit in cash and found out exactly who it was.
Oh, shit. It's four different...
That's how you do it. She is so much smarter than me.
That's bear level. She is so much smarter than me.
That's bear level. Okay.
She typed that shit right in cash and found out who it was. Okay, so when you saw the name, did you recall? We know who it is now.
Okay. Now we know exactly who it is.
Thank God.

Mystery is not mystery.

Thank God.

Convo don't stop there.

Did it stop there?

Well, it stopped there for me.

You were like, all right?

It didn't stop there.

All right, now you know who it is.

Okay.

Well, why the fuck is she going?

Yeah, there we go.

But I don't know.

Because I didn't answer. And wait, can I ask what time this was? Because that matters.
That does matter. If it's like 9.30, it's fine.
It was in the middle of a good cuddle and a good TV show. What time? Like almost in that time.
Might have been 8.30, 9. Okay, so that's not bad.
If it was 1.30, you might have a problem. It's not the worst.
So did I pull out some of my gaslighting tricks. Of course you did.
Of course you did, yeah. Because why you...
Gas cam right there. No, before we found out who it was.
And now that you know it, it's why you assume that it's the worst. Why you assume that whatever they're calling for is that.
Because of the way their name was saved? Because of the way you responded to it. It's because of the way you, to them.
I didn't respond to it. I didn't answer.

Look, look, look.

To them,

when it's,

who's that?

Oh, I don't know.

It's like,

what you mean you don't know?

Now it's like,

okay, now you looking a little sketchy,

so she thinks you being sketchy

for that.

That's all it is.

My sketchy days are over,

Big Freeze.

I hear you.

My, same.

I believe you.

My sketchy days.

I'm just telling you

why she reacted that way.

But there's still some cleanup that probably just needs to be done that you're not aware of.

And then it calls.

And you're like, oh, shit.

Well, no.

That wouldn't be the cleanup.

That wouldn't be the cleanup.

My phone rang?

You crazy?

Okay.

Phone won't ring.

You crazy, girl?

Listen, these days are long gone for me. I'm just letting you cook.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
No, no. It's your day.
No. It's your day.
It's your day. He's been waiting to be tagged in.
But it's your day. Okay.
I'm not saying a word. You ain't tricking me.
Hey, Bigfoot. What else is there? I can't

get an acknowledgement, bro. You see me over there preparing

to come in. I was trying to tag you in.
Thank you, man.

I appreciate that. I gave you the peace

sign like this. The peace was fake.

Like, yo, nigga, what up?

It wasn't a peace. Like, I'm happy to see you.

We didn't think you were coming. This nigga again? I was happy to

see you. I didn't expect you to be here.
Well,

there was a lot of

convincing from my family. Your pops, yo, the nigga ain't playing.
He ain't playing. You think that nigga playing, get your ass in there.
Linky called me, my wife. Yo.
I thought you said that you wasn't coming. I wasn't coming.
I took the day working on some things, but I spoke to Ian, and I spoke to my family. I just decided to come.
Well, welcome. Thank you.
I had to go to the city. I had to set up some things.
And I just said, let me come support my team. I just want to be a team player, baby.
Oh, shit. I like that, man.
I like that shit, man. Love that.
It's kind of hard out here for you. So you need the support that you can get.
Shit. It's hard out here for who? Him.
That nigga. Nigga what? Wait, some new shit came out? Yeah.
This nigga basketball 20 a pop. Yeah.
That's why. That's why he had to do the uh-uh.
What, the uh-uh-uh-uh? I did the math. The uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I did the math. You can't do it.
I respect it. There was no math for you to do.
Hey, yo, I respect it. You know why I respect it? Because you allowing me to do my shit.
There you go. There.
There you go. Everybody up here is allowed to do that shit.
Everybody up here is allowed to do that shit. That's true.
That's true. You don't hold nobody back.
Listen, I'm happy to be here. Thank you very much.
You don't hold nobody back. Let it be known.
You don't hold anybody back. I know what they be saying, but you encourage you to do your shit.
You don't want to chime in on that part, huh? What? You don't want to chime in on this little part right here. Oh, no.
Not at all. It's easy, but you got to understand, you don't mind taking the abuse.
You don't mind. He liked that shit.
I don't give a fuck. That's why it's easy for us to do it.
Agreed. That's why it's easy for us to just let it go.
You don't mind. I think you're a masochist.
Yes, dude. I don't know what that means, but that sounds good.
It basically means you like pain inflicted on you. A glutton for punishment.
He don't care. He don't give a fuck.
I don't think it's that. And especially when the numbers run up too.
Like that eases the pain. Ain't the numbers supposed to run up? Yes.
No, they are. But it eases the pain.
It's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, call me a fat motherfucker.
I get ching ching, motherfuckers. I ain't gonna lie.
Oh, you know, y'all fell for that. Y'all fell for that.
I'm telling you. I'm gonna be skinny in a month, a month and a half.
That's going to be the end.

Niggas talking about you fucking charged up.

You goddamn right.

I ain't going to be embarrassed for free.

Nigga, you watching the Mass That Work, nigga.

I said that.

Remember that voice, whatever that shit was.

You are Mass That Work.

You are watching the Mass That Work.

Yes, that's you.

You are showing them, nigga.

Jim came in and said, you got a lot of can niggas on the team.

They all do it. Everybody do it.
So they all do it Everybody do it. You're the only one with a production like this with this mini camera.
Shout out to Jim, man. We had a good time.
We did. Southwest flight returns to gate after passenger strips naked.
Just trying to get comfortable. I started I started a wave.
The designers started a wave. I started a wave.
Now look at them. Everybody running around naked now.
Hey, bro. Listen, you got to start whooping these passengers' ass or something.
What class were they in? Well, it's Southwest. It was Southwest.
First go, first serve. Yeah, pretty much.
And it was a really short flight, too. It was from Houston to Phoenix.
You got to remember, though, man, people feel like if they're going down, they're going down the blaze of glory. No disrespect.
If this shit going to go down with all the flights, let me get naked. Nothing can happen.
I don't care. I don't want to hear that shit.
If I got to be somewhere and now we got to turn around and go back because you want to be a dumbass and strip naked on a plane. Well, what if they're sleepwalking? Yeah, no.
Sleepwalk your ass in that bathroom. We're going to lock your ass in there.
This flight need to take off. Yeah.
Stop fucking up people's flights. That's it with back to the gate.
It did go back to the gate. And apparently she was running back.
It was a she? It was a she. And she was running up and down the aisles.
Wait, wait, wait. She had ass? Was she a detective? She was a detective.
Hold on now. It's in flight entertainment now.
It looked like she did have some ass. She was running up and down the aisles for a good 25 minutes.
Nobody stopped her. I bet.
Because she had ass. Hell yeah.
We would have made it rain in that motherfucker. Enjoyed the show.
Stripping the air. And some new shit.
Yeah. See, bare pussy get to run up and down the aisle for 20 minutes.
Let that have been a dick dangling. It's over there.
It's over there. It's a difference.
It's a difference. They would have tackled him.
His children there. They would have said all that.
They would have threw him out of the plane. My child.
Wade, then there was another plane, I want to say, a few weeks ago where a passenger just started knocking out the window. Stop laughing.
You can't laugh. I'm serious.
He started knocking out the window of the exit roll. Yeah.
Oh, see, now in the air? Don't do that. Yes, in the air.
You are a sick individual. Chill.
Stop laughing, son. All weekend, I thought about that Patreon that we deleted.
Oh, yeah. About Brother Mike.
Don't, don't, don't. Stop, don't.
Bam. I call Ian.
I call Ian. I say, yo, just.
Stop, bro. You can't say it Please don't No What did he say Joe please We were talking about The Netflix doc With Malcolm X That's it That's it What a show That'll never come out That's it it.
Joe, that's a classic episode, Joe.

With Malcolm X.

Now he gonna pay-per-view that one.

That nigga Park said, delete it.

No, he tried to,

Park Jones said, don't delete it.

Park had to press control Z to get it back.

Park deleted it.

I can't talk about footage that they'll never see.

Thank you, Joe, please.

Because then they're gonna try.

No.

Just say the line.

No.

I can't say that line, but boy, that's what I'm saying. What did Elijah Muhammad say? He said, have you seen? He can't help us so far.
He can't. He should not help us so.
You did the voice. Joe, you did the voice too.
We were moving on. We were trying to move on.
We are moving on. Thank you very much.
Trying to preserve life over here. Yo, what would y'all do in the event that y'all want a flight and somebody got up and started bugging or started wilding or started stripping or started behaving belligerently? Do I have singles? Do she got ass? And it depends on...
No, you don't have singles on the flight. Do she have ass? No, they never have ass in real life.
I'm coming from Houston. I might have singles.
There might be some ass on there. And there might be some ass.
I mean, in all reality, you know what we're doing. I mean, some of us are going to be parents and watch, while others are going to prepare for us to go back to the gate.
Nigga, we're going to be pissed off, cursing, or take this bitch down, or take this nigga down. They be jumping niggas on the plane now.
Now passengers are involving themselves in tackling and assaulting people that act like that. You tackling a naked nigga though? Nigga, if what...
I might just trip him. So the question I have is that if we're able to get the person that's acting irate contained, do they still have to turn around? Probably.
Yeah. So they can't put them in a seat and duct tape them? I saw they duct tape somebody one time.
Yeah, they duct tape them one time, but they still, that's just to get back. Oh, okay.
So that was shorter. Yeah, we fucking them up.
You got to fuck them up. If we got to turn back around and go to New York.
That's what I'm trying to tell you. Whoop his ass.
We don't beat him up. Thank you, bro.
I got arrested mad times at the end of the flight. Oh, for real? What? Yes.
Joe, you got arrested at the end of a flight? It's not arrested because I wasn't arrested. It'll take you a little room.
Detained. But they escort you off the plane.
Sir, come on. The marshals or whatever.
What are they called? I'm going to have the police at the gate when we land for you. What did you do? You cursed at a flight attendant.
Trying to smoke. That would be disgusting.
What did I do? My memory is bad. You cursed out a flight attendant.
There was one I think you were trying to go to the bathroom where they said you couldn't go to the bathroom and then you just refused to not go to the bathroom. You fell asleep on a passenger.
There was that one. I fell asleep on a passenger.
But that can't... Wait, what? That happens.

As I'm saying, that happens.

Why would you get detained for that?

No, that's not okay.

You can't fall asleep

with your head on a passenger.

And they got to call the cops for that?

Where did this new rule come from?

Corey, you like, no.

That's not a new rule.

You can't do that.

People allow you to do it all the time.

Well, sometimes you just...

And you're sitting up.

That's a courtesy.

And if somebody can claim that they don't...

The cops, I got to get... They're arrested now? That seems excessive.
Wake me up, my nigga. Yo, yo, big dog, big dog, big dog.
So he didn't wake you, the person you full of sleep on, they didn't wake you up? Apparently not. They were like, excuse me.
Black man, sleep on me. Get him.
Then there was a time that I was dead set on telling them that this first class seat was mine and it wasn't. I could see that one.
It wasn't. It wasn't yours.
I used to play a lot of poor games. Trying to sneak in the first classes.
I used to play a lot of poor people. How long do they hold you when they detain you in that little room? Because there's a room back there.
I got sent to that room too. There's a room.
Hold on. You walk on the plane and sit in the...
You didn't have a first class seat at all. Not at all.
You just sat there. I got sent to that room too.
There's a room. Hold on.
You walk on the plane and sit in the you didn't have a first class seat at all. Not at all.
You just sat there. I've done that before.
I just saw that happen on my last flight. The first class people gotta go in first.
Right. So you chill.
Let the plane go. Come in kinda when you think all of them are done.
And if it's an open seat, you sit there. This is before I knew that they had a list of your name to go with the seat.
And some people get the at-the-gate upgrade to first class. And they fill those up with that.
Then there's some of that. So sometimes, you know, get up and you leave.
This one time

I just wasn't with that,

I guess.

It's a natural rebel, yo.

So when they detain you,

what do they do?

How long are you

in the airport for, Joe?

I wasn't in there.

It wasn't.

Never that long.

I was never arrested.

Got it, got it.

I just had something happen

when I just took a flight

last weekend.

It was a regular

United flight.

I did not fly first class.

And, you know, you know, United got your know United got your regular seats Why didn't you? Short flight Save the money How long was it? Two hours Two hours Short flight is like from here to Boston Where they ain't no first class Two hours, there's a first class a first class. No, I'm saying they had it.
I just felt I didn't need it. I needed it for a longer flight after my experience.
But anyway, so they have the extended leg row seats that are right near the exit row. Economy, economy plus.
Yeah, the plus ones. They were all empty.
So the three people across from me all got up and just sat in them seats. And then I had my daughter, me and the person that was next to me, he got up and sat across from me.
So me and my daughter had the row flight attendant walked up. She was like, these seats are all paid for.
We're in the air already. These seats are all paid for.
You can't sit there. They're like, dog, ain't nobody in the seats.
And she made them get up, made him get up to come back to his seat. They ain't arguing with her.
I'm just sitting there laughing like, that's why you sitting in your seat. See, I've been on some fun flights where just nobody made the flight and whoever had the mic was cool.
So they're like, hey, this is all that's on the plane. Sit wherever you are.
Do what you want. That's why.
You gonna lay down on that shit. I've been on some of those too now.
I've been on that, yeah. They tell you that should be killed.
Yo, this is a full flight. This is a full flight that you get on this mad empty seat.
But why the flight attendants be, and all disrespect intended, why the flight attendants be having attitudes that act like they God sent to earth? Like, you know, they God on earth. I don't necessarily think that that's bad.
Lots of gay ones, they cool. What I'm talking about, they cool, they already, they've been through a lot.
What I'm saying is that there's a lot of flight attendants that have nasty attitudes. They're not respectful.
You say hello, they snotty, some of them, a lot of them. I don't like that.
I haven't come across those. Not the young ones with the BBLs, they cool because they know you watching them and shit.
But the ones that be acting stink, nah. Get them out.
Get them out. Rep for your next gig.

Hey, welcome to JetBlue. My name is Melissa

Savannah Ford and I'm here to bring you...

This part of shit don't work out.

She's doing a little seatbelt shit.

Right now, this right here

is the air thing. Oxygen mask.

Put it on yourself and then

your children. Then put it on somebody else.

We have water, we have chips,

we have plantains.

Oh, by the way, wait, this is cheese.

She ended up talking to herself.

I can't believe they have cheese on here

while the mic is on.

She's going to be the stewardess for the privates.

Yeah, that would be the only time I was ever a stewardess.

Or playing one on a major TV series or something like that. Ooh, okay.
Like Entourage. All right.
Okay. Okay, big dog.
You can't play with you. Stop playing well, yo.
Yo, T-Pain is... Going viral.
Listen to this, man. Hey, this part ain't about shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So T-Pain took a regular domestic flight from Vegas to Atlanta or some shit, Atlanta to Vegas, one or the other.
And the fans was asking him, hey, why the fuck are you flying regular? Economy. Economy.
So then he, no, just regular. No, commercial.
Commercial. Commercial.
Pardon me. So then he posted how much it costs to fly private round trip from Vegas to Atlanta.

It was like a buck 20 something, right?

It was like a buck 20 something.

And he was like, yeah, that's why I do this.

Yeah.

I don't know why this is a problem.

Well, it's a problem because then I got to scratching my head T-Pain was making a lot of sense but they was on his ass but when I sat and thought about oh cause then T-Pain kept saying yo they think I'm broke they think I went broke again cause I guess he got his big check he got his big check sold his catalog but when he kept saying they think I'm broke. They think I went broke again.
Because I guess he got his big check. Yeah, he sold his catalog.

Yeah, he got his big check, sold his catalog.

But when he kept saying, they think I went broke again,

it reminded me that there was a point where people thought T-Pain went broke.

And back in that time, T-Pain was popping a lot of big money shit.

Like, T-Pain was showing off vehicles and rims and houses and jewelry. Big ass chain.
When T-Pain was bugging, he was showing ass. Not like showing ass.
I'm saying he was showing the fuck out. Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, you making sense now. Stop, Joe.
But that's my man. That's my man, so I'm chilling.
But niggas got to knock it the fuck off. Growth.
I know, growth and maturity. Yes.
Was that the price? Growth and maturity. Is that the actual price that you paid when you flew private? No, he could get a better price than that.
Got it. Yeah.
He can get a better price than that. So he was just being...
I was going to write that in there, but then I was going to look away. So let me mind my fucking business.
But he could get a better price than that. Yeah, that was a little...
That was high. Nigga got this bag now.
It's like, all right, I went through some money before. Yeah.
I know what not. I'm going to be a little frugal on since then.
Not even just frugal. I'm going to be smarter with my money.
That's all. There's nothing wrong with taking a commercial flight.
When you go broke, Joe, and you have a come up again, you spend different. You learn your lesson.
You get things different. They learn you.
Nigga, you lit. And then now, nigga, you back in the trap.
It hit different. Niggas get up and think it will never end.
Exactly. Now I'm up here.
I'm living this. I save up.
When I fly private, I saved. Nah, you had a good mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth. Watch your mouth.
And I only do it, baby, twice. You're not allowed to...
You better not fly private after this. No more private flights.
After what? Whatever happens, no more private for the whole year. Be regular, be cool.
After the pay-per-view shit? See? Yo, y'all niggas are so stupid, man. That shit funny, though.
I love that shit is funny. Them niggas is in the comments.
That shit white. I got like, you cause an uproar.
Genius.

Yes.

Genius.

Facts.

The algorithm was hit.

That shit showed up.

I'm like, come on, man.

Because Twitter right now in the trending section, they give you like a synopsis of what's going on.

Okay.

Joe Budden podcast plays basketball and shit.

6,000 tweets.

Hold on.

I ain't like that shit. You know what's funny? Then I'm getting out of this.
But this is what was funny. When you upload, I guess there's a comment section for the niggas that's not buying it.
Yes. Oh, shit.
They were mad. And it's a different comment section once you buy it.
Boy, they was cutting ass over there. In that section where they didn't buy it yet, they was on my ass.
Nigga, I went to my other page to go see that section. Oh, my Lord.
They tore my ass up in that little section. I got out of there.
I protected my inner peace. You got to be careful what you consume out there on the internet.
Yeah, this is true. That is a fact.
Speaking of being careful what you consume on the internet, it was reported by somewhere that I didn't fact check that they caught one of those dudes that killed the five-year-old girl and her dad. They did.
They caught one of the... Mm-hmm.
They did. They released a mugshot and everything, the name.
They caught... I thought it was two.
One. Or they named two but they named two but they caught one that's it they did catch one thank god thank god I love the streets yo yeah cause man I mean I did end up watching that horrible horrible video and I must have watched it wrong what it looked like was he ran away from the car.
That's what I saw. So that they wouldn't shoot the car.
That's what it looked like to me. But then it looks like fucking after they chased him, they went back and shot at the car while he wasn't there.
So it's just nasty all around. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to him and her.

For sure.

Thoughts, prayers, condolences to the family.

Gotta be tough.

Gotta be tough.

Gotta be tough.

I did see on that, they had one of the little girls' classmates.

At school, yeah.

Come on. Oh, yeah.

Done.

With the real innocent, hey, where's my friend?

Where's my friend?

Yeah.

Yeah, man. That's heartbreaking.
heartbreaking straight up I was fucked up I couldn't watch where where is where is where where has humanity gone it's disgusting it's just we so desensitized to shit now man word that's it, when I watch these things, it comes over my timeline

and I find,

at one point,

I was watching it

and it didn't bother me.

Then at a point now,

it bothers me a lot.

I guess it's older I get

and it's just like,

I don't want to see this.

At one point,

you look at it like,

okay, did this really happen?

Now it bothers me.

It's nasty.

I don't want to watch it.

I try to avoid it.

I don't even know

how to avoid it.

I don't know what Elon got going over there. I can't, I just swipe up.
I don't want to see that. Oh yeah, he's another one.
He's another one with that Derek Chauvin shit. He wants him free.
He's another one with that Derek Chauvin shit. Fuck you though.
Yeah. I mean, that's how I've been on it, but...
He's catching heat on Twitter. He is.
About using his kid as a shield. That's the reference.
So you see how he keeps making public appearances, but he always has his kid on his shoulders. This is the first time anybody's ever seen him walking around or acknowledging a kid.
But he's using this kid. And people are like, he's using this kid as a shield.
He wears a Kevlar vest on his chest, and he always has his kid somewhere around, like on his shoulders, so he's protecting his head, using his kid as a shield. That is the consensus from everybody who's watching it.
Okay. Yeah.
Man, man. Yes? What section of Twitter are you being in? Honestly.
Is it black Twitter? Black Twitter, do you be in black Twitter? Do you be in the mulatto Twitter? I mean, do you be in white Twitter? Mix Twitter. Do you be in mixed Twitter? I get...
I rate Twitter. I rate Twitter? I get a...
I mean, it's angry. It's an angry, angry place.
I don't... Can be.
Yeah, there's porn. Could be in it.
A lot of Trump ads. Yes.
You know, so, yeah, it's everything. JBTV community stuff.
You be online a lot, right? Because I remember at one point in the beginning. Not really.
You avoided going online to avoid from being triggered. I'm back there.

It looked like you online, you navigating, you following yourself, your team.

No.

You be online.

Yo, that whole I don't be online shit is like when rappers be like, yo, I don't rap.

I don't write nothing down.

Yeah, it's for the brain. You do, yeah.

Yeah, from the dome piece.

I thought I told y'all I'm not a rapper. That was only true for Beans.
That's it. The rest of you niggas, y'all were rappers, yo.
Niggas do. I think that what it is is that when you put that out there, I don't read comments or I don't go online.
You're trying to say that you're not bothered by anything that is said about you. No.
No, no, no, no, no. To me, that's how the- No, I'm saying I'm protecting my peace.
You can't even do your job if you're not online. True.
Let me... And I thought I could, but you can't.
No, you can't do this job. No, you can't.
I want to respond to that because I still stand... Somebody hit me yesterday.
Oh, I thought you don't read comments because I replied to something that somebody in the community said. Yeah.
I said I don't read comments. I don't go on the IG pages, Reddit, Patreon, YouTube.
I don't read any of that. Got it.
Now, I am active on Twitter all the time. You know, I've been on here forever.
Of course. The way the algorithm works is it's going, and I'm a member of the community.
So if I hit my For You page, it's going to show me a lot of those tweets. I see that, and I see anything that I'm tagged in.
I agree. That's not the same as actively reading the comments.
You used to read, like, you would go into Patreon on the episode and see everything that's said. Joe knows everything that's written anywhere.
He knows when you are clean. He knows when you're...
Don't play with me, nigga. I read it all.
He does. Every last thing that y'all are saying in the rooms, on your feeds, on other platforms, Reddit, all the Reddits.
Every one of them now. You know what's nasty about this nigga? He would watch a person with 14 views.
YouTube. I watched this guy with 14 views.
He was making sense, but too bad. Yeah, I'm watching it all.
Too bad it didn't catch on. Then I go to my cast pages, see what the fuck they on.
Yeah, true. Huh? So, yeah, that's all.
That's when me personally, when I say I don't read it, that's what I'm thinking. I used to lie about it.
I used to lie. I read everything.
Yeah, I don't read that shit. I used to lie.
All right. go for that.
Come on, wrap it up with our dog. Read the comments.
Got it, got it. Let Mel get her lie off.
If she's not online, she's not online. No, it's the same.
She's booked and busy. I am, though, but it's the same as Freeze.
I don't actively go into a platform just to read the comments. It will be like for you page or mentions, and I see it, and I might respond.
I'll book? Whoa is you guys. Nah, nah.
Oh God. We don't have I don't have the affordability to think of that.
It's so tough. And on top of that you know she extra booked and busy.
Gotta highlight that. Shit has been jumping.
I know. Yeah.
Yeah. Your feet went up? Oh, yeah.

Oh.

She said, oh, yeah.

Wow.

So you can humble yourself and just keep it off the love.

You had to upgrade your feet.

Would you?

Okay, there we go.

Maybe.

Right, no.

How high did it jump?

Good question.

How many X's?

That's personal.

How many X's?

Hmm?

How many times?

Who's booked you at the new fee?

Don't get in my business.

Exactly. Don't get in my business.
Don't get in my business don't get in my business don't get in my business that's that's nasty who booked you at the new rate not the weed company super hate that is nasty the weed company you been rocking with they love me and that's hate always coca cola coca. You ain't gonna beat my Red Bull.
Hey, y'all niggas, y'all play around out there. Let Fat Joe gas y'all up talking about today's price and yesterday's price.
And then don't nobody call. You better be careful.
Don't set your price too high now. No, but when you get shot out, wait, hold on, when you get shot out, inquiries happen.
Niggas reach out. Especially, I can imagine niggas try to latch on to that wave.
So if you get shot out from something, yeah, I can see her getting inquiries, but I don't know who's... All right, so come on.
Now that y'all want to... All right, so now that you want to do it.
Let me just say this. If her shit was $6 shit was 6,000, right, and she went to 30, nigga said, girl, I just heard you had to say, you was getting six, girl.
Yo, what's your problem, man? 30. Girl, I go call Buffy or whatever.
Damn. Let me get a**.
No, stop. Let me get a** for the 20 piece.
This is what I'm sorry man I'm just so happy can we write this down this little part Mel do shit like that Joe she would drastically hike the price this is what I'm asking y'all. Not Mel.
I ain't playing with it. All right, you get a big shout out.
Now your price done went. From whom though? Depending on it.
Kendrick. Stevie fucking wanted somebody big.
Stevie wanted somebody big. I'm saying somebody big.
It's lit out there. Janet Jackson says some shit.
Somebody else said it. Got it, got it.
Somebody is raising your price. Okay.
Right? Let's put the starting price at six. You was making six.
I was making six, yes. You took the jump.
We ain't got to name what the jump is. All right.
It jumped off of that. But you jumped out the window, though, with it.
Like a jump jump. Wherever you jumped it at.
I don't even care. Okay.
If you took the six to ten or fifteen, wherever you took it to. My question is how long does your price stay there before it comes back down? Very good question.
Depends on what you got cooking. Yeah.
Once. Wait, how do it depend on what you got cooking? I'm telling you.
You had a whole bunch cooking. The price change didn't depend on what you got cooking.
It depended on. The shout out.
The shout. So now the shout happened, but it's back there now.
So how long can you say, yo? I'm telling you, when them calls start getting, not the calls, but when you give them that new price and it ain't like we're going to pass, we're going to pass, and that happened quite a few times in a row, and you're not getting booked for the new price no more, and they, never mind, time to put it on for sale.

Got to bring it back down a little bit.

That's it, nigga.

But that's sort of like, I don't want to get serious,

but then you're the same person that would say that

you give them the price that you know you're worth.

Yeah.

So then like, do you?

Well, I was going to say on the flip side of what he's saying,

even though I agree with what he's saying,

being serious now,

there's also times where you may set your price Thank you. the flip side of what he's saying, even though I agree with what he's saying, being serious now,

there's also times where

you may set your price

at something that you're not getting from the field

at all. Like, you're going to

set your price. My price is 10.

Nobody's paying me 10. I ain't got

10, but I'm standing

firm at the 10. Because one,

eventually somebody will give me 10.

And two, I just need the word to go around that I'm charging 10 now also so I'm not getting booked you have to be able to able and willing you better be able to play that game to sustain you have to without getting that 10 though you have to yeah you gotta be able this is what I want you out? Yeah. If you want to hold out, you just got to be able to weather the storm.

Yeah.

I think that when the shit goes.

That was one of mine and Ian's first little sit downs when he kept telling me to not take my $3,500 brown bag.

I was like, what do you mean?

Look, it's a brown bag full of money.

And if I do this a couple times, yeah, I need this money Like I can't afford To not have this money He's like yeah but In the grand scheme Then everybody gonna Keep knowing that A $3,500 brown bag Get it done Yep You gotta say no Nigga why people Saying no for mad long It was months And months And months I was broke as shit And that's That's what the is. See, we don't talk about the sacrifices.
That's the real test. Everybody can't do that.
Nope. Or some niggas are, all right, you know what? I'm going to hunker down and I'm not taking no brown bags.
And then niggas got life knocking on the door. Kids and all that shit.
All right, you know what? Let me go get it. I know I could go get that.
That's the other thing, though. If you're saying your price is 10, I'm just throwing numbers out.
If you're saying your price is 10 and it ain't been, it's up to you to go prove why it is, too. Gotta justify it.
Gotta justify it. Gotta do.
Yeah. I was mad at you when I told you I was getting a number and you told me I gotta turn that number down.
I remember we had something about that. You was like, yo, man, we had something big about that.
And he was like, nigga, I remember that. You got to turn that number down, man.
You don't have to go chase all the brown bags, man. I forgot how you put it, but you put it in a way that when I went home and thought about it, I'm like, oh, I understand what he's saying.
But nigga, when you win the miss, if it's easy to get a quick seven, if it's easy to driveC. and get a quick nine.
Anything easy ain't worth having.

Got it.

I mean, easy is...

Relative.

Thank you.

I heard such a simple quote

in something I was watching

the other day.

Maybe one of them shows

or whatever, but...

It said,

the thing about being great,

I mean, part of being great

is being great.

That's the end of the quote. Like, you gotta be great.
So much comes with being great that if you wanna be great, you gotta actually be great, which is not taking what's easy and sitting right there, or taking the drive country to just doing some shit, some shit shit bugged out shit that everybody's not signing up to do. What separates you from the pack? Now we done got serious.
I was just trying to crack on Mel. We done got serious by mistake.
But also real quick back to Mel. Her price is going to remain up because she's on the podcast.
She's currently working and she's currently rebuilding the cachet. So it's going to go up.
Obviously, she's on here. He's shouting her out.
Cool. Ain't no rebuilding the cachet.
Watch her mouth. No, I mean, it's dead.
But what I'm saying, at one point, Mel was dormant. She admitted it.
Like, she was chilling. She was over there in LA.
I wouldn't necessarily say I was chilling. Ranting out of studio.
Yo, this nigga. She rented out of studio.
It was a dream of mine to have a studio. But also.
He's so dumb. Look at that.
Do you want to do photo shoots? What camera you got? Do you have a red? We rent those too. That's hate.
She was killing it. I researched that shit.
You was killing it over there. You was killing it.
I'm being funny. You was killing it.
But what I'm saying is that now, man, your face is out there.

Because, man, you go, we don't give you enough credit, but you go, you consistently, I don't know how I behave, you consistently go viral.

Yeah.

At a constant rate.

And you be lying that you don't be reading that shit, but you have to be looking at this

shit.

I told you, sometimes the shit just filters across me.

You can't see it.

Sometimes you can't not see it.

I do feel like, in closing, for me,

Mel Price will stay at 30.

Even if she's not getting it.

She's gonna fight for the 30 people.

She's gonna try to get it out of you.

Well, shout at me, look.

Joe.

That nigga don't budge.

Stop him saying it. That nigga's looking stone.
Escalibur, he don't budge that nigga's like a stone that nigga's like a stone he don't budge yo Parks the only person that's making move is you and E Erickson call gotta talk gotta budge gotta budge that is a budge. He don't budge.
That is a fact. Imagine if Mel came in the office like, yeah.
Stop, man. Shout out on that shit.
I mean, I already heard about the fucking trade and shit like that. What? Did I do it? Huh? Who did the trade that you heard? The trades.
The trade. The trade conversation.
But who did a trade that involved you with? You. You traded her and Daisy.
Word. Her, Daisy, me, my.
You talking for Prime Rory when we did that? Yes. Oh.
This still counts. This still fucking counts.
I'm still a little perturbed by that situation. You have to put something of value in the trade.

Okay.

I was the one saying I wouldn't want to do that.

Okay.

But if I had to

and was forced.

Mm-hmm.

I can see Mel now.

I went to L.A. to scout.

I wouldn't give Mel up

so he can't.

He sure did.

I got...

Yeah.

Yeah, you did. You did.
You did. I put mad work in the scouting of Mel.
He did. He did.
He did. And it worked out.
And it worked out. And it worked out.
That's all that matters. But guess what? Guess what? What? It's our favorite part of the show.
A prize! Prize! Prize! Prize! Yo, wait, hold on. You got PC? What's going on? What's more weird? You got PC? Yo man I was so cute At the end of the other episode The J-B-P That was fire That was fire She got my melon body She said I'm getting The fuck out of here Yo I was looking on Twitter on our break And and Complex Sports posted the Joe Button basketball game,

Joe Button Podcast basketball game was worth the $20 in bold letters.

Now, so to me, I'm just thinking that you're using your own resources,

not your own resources, but using your own audience that you built,

and, you know, they're paying to see it.

But now you got other entities promoting.

It's a little different, nigga.

Are we good?

That water shit you was pulling the other day,

I thought you was fucked up.

That 350 I had to give you, I thought you was fucked up.

That was all part of the plan for something better.

You fell for the gaffer, bro.

And I even called Ian.

I said, Ian, is everything all right? And the nigga started laughing. Nah, buddy.
He said, everything is good. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I said, you sure? The nigga, Joe, you're changing waters. Ian, something.
I swear to God. Everything is great.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He said, yeah, buddy.
He said, buddy, please. And he tried to make me feel good.
Oh, my God. If anything was wrong, I would call you and tell you.
Nigga,, no, you won't because now it's good. Everything is cool.
Patreon is rolling out some really cool features. Hip Hop DX.
And we're trying to... Read the caption.
What is it? The Joe Button Podcast Hooping is comedy. No, no, no.
Yeah. Read that.
It was funny. It was.
The $20 for this Patreon episode of the Joe Bent Podcast is money well spent.

Whoa.

Hold on now.

He's supposed to blow a gasket.

If you get it on the site, it's $14.

That's true.

Yeah.

You don't pay the tax.

If you buy it directly on Patreon, it's $14.

If you buy it directly on Patreon.com, it's $14.

Yeah, because Apple doing that.

If you're using the app and Apple with their fees, it's $20. Can't do nothing.
It's out of my hands. Yeah.
Out of my hands. You good? I'm cool.
Well, is that like, is that, they just doing that off the hum? Who? Them? Are you asking if I paid for the advertising? Yeah. No, they just doing that.
That's humbug. It's just on the strip.
Ooh. Same thing that happened with that little fight that you orchestrated, how it went off all these different places.
Same thing that happened with that fight with a staff member that happens to work here. Oh, yeah, that shit was pay-per-view too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shut up, nigga.
You know what I'm saying? Hold on. I ain't eat from that.
Flip. Wait, wait, wait.
Don't waste our time right now. It's two pay-per-views.
You talking about your pay-per-view with me and you? No. Your pay-per-view.
Amani and Homeboy. Of course.
Got it. You ate from that one.
You ate from that one. I did eat from that one.
Good meal, too. Y'all, please.
Hearty. Seconds and thirds.
Wagyu tomahons. Loaded baked potatoes.
Oh, yeah. Super loaded.
Chives. No cheese, though.
Chives. No cheese.
Thank you, man. Thank you.
Chives, bacon, sour cream. Hey, yo, real quick.
It's all right. Real quick, I did see on the internet, a woman said that she was in a store with a man.
He paid for her food. And when she saw his order, he ordered chicken nuggets.
And she was turned off. Like, enough.
My food selection does not turn you off. Enough of that.
Might turn someone else off. Yeah, yeah.
But it, don't say all year, Corey. It can't happen because if a chick's in front of me and order steak, well done, I'm turned off.
Joe, that's ridiculous, Joe. Yeah.
Why, what does that have, why are we judging people based off what they eat? A what? It just says you lack something. Like what? A lot of something.
Sophistication. If you're eating a well-done steak, we don't have much to talk about.
You skipped some steps. Yeah.
Our conversation. Your palate is basic.
There's some rooms you're banned from. One of them is all the ones in my house.
So what if you go into the big rooms and ask them to make

the steak well done?

You're not going to get

in those rooms.

You won't get in those rooms.

In the right spots,

they won't even allow you

to pick the temperature

of the steak.

That's true.

They'll look at you funny

like, are you sure?

No, they don't allow it.

It's cooked at this

because this is our specialty

and you can't fuck with that.

You don't want to eat it

this way.

You don't come here.

That's like when I asked

for a fork in the real

sushi places.

You still do that, Joe? Well, no. Now I eat it with my hands.
Joe, learn how to use chopsticks, man. They told me that eating with your hands is acceptable if you don't know how to use chopsticks.
But learn how to use chopsticks. You could put a little rubber band around.
I'm left-handed. My thumb fell off when I was a kid.
What are you talking about learning how to use chopsticks? It's easy. Just put the little rubber band on the top.
I don't know how to use chopsticks. It's never going to work.
I could barely hold a pen. Okay.
Man, you judging a man for eating chicken nuggets on a date? I mean, if we're in a movie theater and there's chicken nuggets- No, we talking about at a restaurant. Oh, yes.
You're not getting date number two? What the fuck? But everything, but he checks all your other boxes though.

You guys are nasty, son.

How? The guy who ordered chicken nuggets

at say like,

I don't know,

the Hunt and Fish Club,

he does not check all the boxes.

He ordered chicken tenders there?

No.

If we're at the fucking Hunt and Fish Club,

we're here for a reason.

We're here for a reason.

We're here for top shelf shit.

And you order chicken fucking nuggets?

They could be top shelf chicken nuggets.

Christ on a cracker, no.

There is no such thing.

That's white shit right there.

We are Christ on a cracker.

Definitely.

It's also racist probably.

That is extremely.

What the fuck is Christ on a cracker?

That's a double whammy.

That's how Switzerland popping out again.

It's cool. Okay, PrizePix.
PrizePix. What is PrizePix? It's the best place to win real money sports action.
With over 10 million members and billions of dollars in awarded winnings, PrizePix has made daily fantasy sports accessible to all. Very simple and easy to play.
All you have to do is pick more or less on at least two players for a chance to win up to 1,000. I repeat, 1,000 times your money.
So run your game all season long on PrizePix. Alright, who do we got? Who do we got? Let's do it.
We got the Lakers and the Celtics.

All right.

Lakers have been kicking ass.

Yeah, they have.

Give me Luka for more than 25.

Give me LeBron for more than 24.

I'm taking both.

Ooh.

All right.

You like Pistons Warriors?

Yeah, because Steph has been on a rampage. So I'll take Steph for more than 23.
Okay, let me give you one more. I'm leaving the Pistons alone.
KB, all right, though. No, KB, cool.
All right. Magic Bucks? Magic Bucks.
Give me fucking Benchero. Give me my man.
Givechero For more than 21 There we go There we go I'm cool with that Good shit I think I've been winning Some people some cash too On the low Nothing wrong winning no cash Nothing at all Something around the Super Bowl I've been on a little run I don't want to get my flowers, but it's cool. Don't worry about it.
If you download PrizePix right this second and use promo code J-B-P, you get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup. I repeat, if you download PrizePix in your phone right this second and use promo code J-B-P, you get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup.
So good luck to all participants out there and run your game. All right, we back.
I'm conflicted. Oh, sorry.
What's wrong? The Braun and Stephen A. Smith stuff.
I'm conflicted and I want to just say why. Go ahead.
I'm not into sports. Because he addressed it, but go on.
I'm not into sports, but this came on my timeline. And me as a father, I understand how LeBron feel.
But on the other hand, I understand what Stephen A is saying is that if you know your son is not doing good on the team and you're the leader of this team, you shouldn't be that sensitive if you're allowing I don't want to say, if you're allowing him to play. Of course he said that we know you didn't tell the coach to put him in or whatever, whatever Steven said, but I do understand what Steven is saying.
If your son is out there and for some reason your influence got him on the team and he's able to play, he's up for scrutiny's up for ridicule and to approach Stephen A. Smith and say yo leave my son out of it I can't see Stephen A.
saying anything bad about Bronny besides that he's not doing good and showing his average I really feel that that's unfair and it shows me that no matter how high you get there no matter how how high or successful you get on the ladder, there's still comments that may bother you and trigger you. So I'm in the middle of that.
I'm dead in the middle. Because I wouldn't want nobody talking about my son, but I do understand what he's saying.
Sometimes you need to hear that. Okay, where does everybody else stand in the LeBron versus Stephen A debate? Does everybody know what happened? At the Knicks-Lakers game the other night, LeBron came over to him after the game, looked like he had a heated conversation with him, and he stepped off.
Some of the mouth readers out there said that it looked like that conversation was about Bronny. Stephen A then went on first take and addressed it.
He i what he said he didn't plan on addressing it but the situation had gone so viral that he has no choice he woke up to all these texts from executives and co-workers and his peers i don't know that i agree with that by the way he wanted to address it i don't i don't know that you have to reply to something because it's so viral and if people are of that belief i think I think that should be reexamined. Well, this is what he said.
He said he can't repeat the words because they're not suited for FCC airwaves. But he said that he wasn't going to address it, but everything went viral.
That wasn't the basketball player confronting me. That was a parent.
That was a father. And I can't sit here and be angry or feel slighted by lebron james in any way in that regard he clearly took exception to some of the things that he heard me say and he confronted me about it um and basically basically said lebron lebron's agent has his number and can call him if he wants to i'm i'm on the side of steven a in this one Me too.
Just because my job is to talk about...

It's not. Good.
We're going to talk about him. This is what happens.
You used your name. You used your star power to get him here.
And to a lot of people, he's not delivering. Meeting the standards, yeah.
Yeah, he's not meeting the standards. So, yeah, a lot of scrutiny is going to come with that.
LeBron caught scrutiny first year in the league just because of the name King James and all of the hype around him. When there's hype around something and it doesn't live up to the hype,

people won't talk.

So now you've used your name to get your son here.

Yeah, people were already against that move.

So now if your son proves everybody wrong,

we don't have this conversation.

But unfortunately, he's proven a lot of people right.

So they're going to point out, hey, we told you all about him. They're they're gonna talk about him he's an athlete in the nba we talk about athletes all right i hate to find myself on the exact opposite side of this i'm on i'm on lebron's side i'm on lebron's side with this why do you think that steven a takes the opportunity to be extra critical because it's

LeBron's son I think all of the people that let me not say all I think a lot of the people that are critical of Bronny James it's a because of their relationship with his dad or B because it's a ratings chase.

Ronnie James,

like everybody,

if we at the card table,

it would look like with his dad or B, because it's a ratings chase. Bronny James, like everybody, if we had the card table, let's see everybody's hand for real.
I don't want to hear that he's a player. I criticize players, so it's fair game.
That's not true. There's not been another 56 pick in the draft that's been covered this way.

I see.

That's been critiqued this way. He ain't played enough to be critiqued.
He's critiqued when he's not in the games. I understand what you're saying.
And you're doing that because of ratings. The same way the NBA aired for the first time ever the second day of the draft because of ratings.
The only people who should be up

to evaluate Bronny James' game

is A, his dad,

B, the organization that drafted him.

I don't want to hear about LeBron

using his strings to get him drafted

because Bronny James, from what we've seen,

is doing better than some of the people

that were drafted after him.

Well, all the people that were drafted after him

and some of the people that were drafted before him.

So, this is the first thing. what we've seen is doing better than than some of the people that were drafted after him well all the people that were drafted after him and some of the people that were drafted before him so there are great basketball minds that are watching this kid and banking on some of the greatest genes in the world and one of the greatest teachers and players ever helping to develop this guy into an official nba player i don't want to hear, y'all attacking him because of ratings.
Stephen A. don't fuck with LeBron.
He said that in his response. He continued to say, me and him don't necessarily see eye to eye on a few things.
And it's been that way for some years. So if it's been that way for years, I know that you do your job as it pertains to me i'm i'm one of the people that i've been faced with scrutiny long before my first nba game i've been probably the most scrutinized player in the history of the sport since early high school when my games was on espn2 and and all the rappers was coming out I invented this thing.
That don't have to have nothing to do with my son. LeBron didn't do nothing that any other dad in the world wouldn't do for his kids.
I agree with that. I agree with that part.
I agree with that part. 100%.
So if I'm doing what I'm supposed to do as a dad and you would do it too because you're a dad, everybody's a dad. 100%.
It's not for you to come and hide behind the guys of your job to use and manipulate my son's role to just attack certain things

when it's not fair.

It's not fair.

I think it's fair to criticize Bronny if you're doing the same scrutiny

to other players in the G League or whatever developmental situation

he's playing under, which they're not. But he's doing both, right? They're not.
G League and Laker? I don't know. He doing whatever his team is asking him to do.
Do you not think that... Okay, so I see what you're saying.
And when Mark and Ish was on that shit months ago, I stand on the side of you shouldn't critique someone's child in a certain way. See, we never saw a dad and his son in the league at the same time.
We've seen players, kids, but not with their dad active. See, I think you could critique the kid, but I think that it should be fair.
It goes even to what Chuck was saying about ESPN without saying it was about ESPN. I don't know if you saw that last night.
He went on a little rant about how they cover nothing but the Lakers and the Warriors when there's the Cavs and OKC doing great and they don't ever cover them, which I agree. That's been my criticism of ESPN for a minute, at least in terms of NFL.
Like we're talking about the Patriots and the Cowboys. Who gives a fuck? They're not relevant.
So I think that same thing can be applied here. Like if he's not relevant or playing in a relevant role, it's why we cover it.
This is still business. That's why we're covering it.
Nah, stop. Hold on.
In a world where niggas is getting fired left and right, ratings be down in these places, this person losing the show, this person losing the show, we have to do what we gotta do to keep these eyes on us to do our jobs. So, it is talking about the Lakers.
It is talking about the Cowboys for them. Whoever they're bored, that works for them.
You got your son on the Lakers. are the face you are him in the nba uh-huh we're gonna talk about him see i even call cap on that you have been the number one rated morning show for 13 years you are essentially the face of this network if there's anybody that will be allowed to go off a script or change what the script is it's you so if you coming into work dog if we come into work 10 pods in a row and i'm beating a topic down to the point that why are we even talking about this i do expect somebody to say hey dog enough enough now i got you so when they have their pre-production meetings because on tv you have meetings and lebron know what time it is like i know what time it is y'all are talking about the hot topics the things that drive ratings you've done your research there's analytics so we're gonna give you same thing charles barkley said who's the goal lebron or They're going to give you Lakers talk, Dallas Cowboys talk, no matter what's going on in the sport.
Right. Some people say that's a large part of why the sports commentary is dwindling down the drain.
I think that's the problem. I think that Stephen A in particular is compelling and talented enough to make great storylines about anything else.
He's great. He's one of the, he's one of the go to this shit, but he works.
He don't know what works. It's like a fruit.
It's just like what you, what you just said. If you came in here, 10 positive old talking about something, Drake, do something.
We get an uptake. Why? Cause they want to see you talk about Drake.
It's the same thing. They want to see Stephen A.
They want to see Skip hate on LeBron. They want to see these people who have built their brands on that.
I absolutely love your example. And you know the history of Drake in this podcast.
We wouldn't speak about his child. His child is doing songs.
Great example. His child is doing songs.
Kanye's child is doing songs songs we would not get on air and critique a fucking kid's song that way well we talk about that's just totally different those are toddlers versus adults i think say rules apply if you talk about somebody kid you talk about somebody kid you only say that because the kid is with the father you're seeing. Because everybody's somebody's child, if you want to technically speak.
We all are somebody's child. So you're saying that they're both playing on the team and you're actually seeing a father and a son play together so it's different because you're seeing he have to be a father.
Not only a father, a coach and a mentor at the same time. Yes, if everybody's father was standing next to you.
I got you. Whatever you would say to me, you might not say it if my dad was standing right next to me.
I think the parallel in your example would be is if we definitely talk about Drake a lot here, but it's when things are in the news. It would be if we came in here, rain, sleet, whatever, and talked about Drake when it's not relevant.
Or Kendrick, or whoever, fill in the blank, Kanye West, whoever. So when LeBron says to him, leave my son out the shit, so LeBron is aware that, yo, I know you don't fuck with me, I know you go out your way to talk about me, but don't bring my son into it, basically.
Yeah. Got it.
Leave my son out of our beef. Yeah, I'm on your side now.
You are covering my child in a manner to which you and I know why you're doing it.

Got it. The last time that I reached out, because this has been going on for some months.
The last time that I told Rich Paul and them to reach out to you and speak to you about it, you went on air and said that that was pussy or that was corny or whatever the word was that he used at the time. So now when he does this address and says, LeBron has my number.
Rich Paul has my number. Dallas has fucking Dallas Maverick, Dallas Cardinals.
Maverick Cardinals. Maverick Cardinals has my number.
Okay, no, dog. Stephen A is from Queens.
you know on site rules you know on site rules

I didn't want to reach out to you we tried that a few months ago it didn't work you went back on

air saying whatever you said that he got a problem with they haven't been specific about that so I

won't try to pretend but I've seen enough clips to where it's like that's harsh for somebody's kid

so if I felt like that watching he's gonna feel like that watch it ain't phone time homie

Thank you. You have to remember, Joe, that you are from the soil.
People that's not from the... I'm not talking about Stephen A.
You're from the soil, so your principles and morals lie different. And I'm not taking anything from you neither, Freeze.
I'm just saying like some people that experience that give grace when they see a parent with their kid, we come from a different background when it comes to that. A lot of people don't have those same sentiments.
It's all fair and game. If your mom is there, if I see somebody and their mom is there and I have an issue, I'm not saying anything.
You're getting a pass. I'm not even going to talk to you.
I'm even going to say hello. I don't play like that because I believe in that and I would want that same grace.
Some niggas don't care. Where I come from, this is on page one of the learning handbook.
You don't talk about nobody kids. I don't care what's going on.
There could be big stories going on. Fucking, I ain't never, Remy kid, big stories.
I never came here and said a word. You know how many kids where we know their parents out there, I don't come in here and that's not my bad.
And I hope that would be reciprocated. I agree.
Like don't talk about mine in a certain way. You look at it from more of a media perspective.
Yeah, because I don't believe in talking about nobody kids either. I'm with y'all.
Yeah. I'm not mine in a certain way.
You look at it from more of a media perspective. Yeah, because I don't believe in talking about nobody, Kizzy.
I'm with y'all. With Bronny James in particular, this is still a professional athlete playing in his league.
It's not just we talking about you as a G League type of player. Jalen Brunson is Rick Brunson's son.
Don't Raidens chase off my kid. You get what I'm saying? Steph Curry is Del Curry's son.
Do you not take into account... Del Curry ain't really been in the game since the divorce.
And when Devin Dingio said some shit to Jalen Brunson, Rick Brunson stepped up and said, yo, who the fuck are you talking to? Watch your mouth. You better walk over there.
You don't treat somebody kid that way with their dance standing right there. Again, I'm not mad at Bron's approach.
I'm just saying in the who side of my own, it's Steven A. doing his job too.
Back to Charles Barkley's point. We got two teams that's 50 and 10.
50 and 11. And no disrespect, in markets that don't nobody give a fuck about outside of the markets.
Stop it. Bro, stop it.
What do we... We know, I'm talking about from a media standpoint, bro, we know LA, New York, we know the A markets.
Cleveland and OKC are not A markets. So them talking about them doing this well, how many times we seen the finals and it was when it was Milwaukee versus, who was it, Phoenix or something? And we was like, this is not the finals the league wants.
Why? Because these are not the markets that we play to. We want to see New York.
We want to see LA. We want to see Miami.
We want to see these major cities. So we're going to talk about them with a major fan base.
Hold on, wait. I'm going to ask you my question Freeze.
Let me ask you a question. What's up? As, do you look at a star, a celeb, do you look at them as that person and don't take account them being a parent, them being a father, them being a son, a daughter? Do you just take that away? Because you as a parent, you're very when it comes to your daughter i don't play so you should understand that same sentiment but you're giving a caveat by saying that yo but brawny is out there so he is subjected to be ridiculed and i was on that same side when i listened to steven a's excuse i said well okay but i didn't know what joe just explained to me i didn't know that he pulls things out the air to talk i I didn't know it was an ongoing situation.
Like, if you got a beef with me and you're using my kid now in your beef with me, that's fucked up. I'm not with that at all.
I think Brownie's open to criticism, but I think it should be fair in terms of his importance to the team in the sport. I think picking on him because he's bronze kid, as opposed to covering him like you would any other 15th man or G league player or 56 pick or whatever is where it's.
I agree. We laugh at, and this is not his child, but I'm just, it's a relative.
We laugh at Greek freakak's brother in the league and he's 15th man on the bench

but it's a joke

just because he-

We don't harp on him

like the hair brother.

No, no, no, no, no.

His name ain't that.

But I'm just saying

it's a joke

making about

the 15th man in the league

because of your relation

to somebody else.

If his last name

was something different

and he wasn't,

nobody would give a fuck.

Facts.

It's the same thing

with Braun but again,

this is the mega star Braun

we're talking about

who he,

the name alone

brings in ratings

so now they're putting a spotlight on your kid. See, but that's kind of the point, too.
I love all these examples you're using. Why are you looking at it like that? Sorry, go ahead, bro.
The Nasus caught a lot of jokes. We understand where the jokes came from, so we don't have to get into that.
When he was away from the team, the Bucs slid and lost 19 or 21 or something stupid. I'm freestyling right now, but they were losing.
He came back. They started winning.
Then the conversation was, oh shit, that guy we were joking on, his impact to the team, what he does to greek freak and how he coaches on the sideline clearly plays a part in their winning not a story in sight about it that's the fucking point when brawny go out there and do something that is what we need when the g league he had that little week where he did oh yeah he 23, 28, 30 not a word mom's the word about that so if we play in the ratings game well we know how bad news works where that work in any that's everything so now if I'm a dad I'm stepping to all business especially if I'm LeBron I'm the most powerful player in the league still no y'all can't just say what y'all want to say about the James family. Cool, I'm with you.
Now, my only thing with that, I don't only want to see you do it to Stephen A. Smith now.
If that's your approach, you got to keep that energy. Because it ain't been just him that's been on your son like that.
There's others out there who would be a little bit more aggressive if you approached him that way. Are they at the Laker game? They weren't at that game.
Because like Stephen A. said in his response, it's not that he just talks about the games.
He covers the games. He's at the game.
He's at Lakers versus Knicks on the sideline. These other niggas might not be here.
That's true.

Hey, as soon as this fourth quarter whistle finishes.

I'm coming over there.

I'm walking over there.

I was at the Lakers in the game when it came to New York.

That building was packed in a way where, oh, this is different from the other games.

It's a lot more media.

It's a lot more tourists.

It's a lot more people. It's a lot more children.
It's a lot more tourists. It's a lot more people.
It's a lot more children. It's a lot more reporters.
It's a lot of people. It's a lot more celebrities.
Hey, and that's my point about why they're not covering OKC and Cleveland. Laker Knicks, both of them doing good.
It's a lot of shit here. We don't care about these small market teams like that, bro.
I don't want to get into small market versus big market.

But go ahead.

No disrespect, please.

I didn't.

But that's the, it's real.

I'm on LeBron's side.

Okay.

In this one.

Watch your mouth about my kid.

Good shit.

Yo.

All right.

What happened?

Got some Poland Springs up in this piece.

Joe, what's this, Joe?

Poland Springs is good water, man.

That's good water, man.

Can I get another water, please? Poland Springs ain't bad, man. No, that's good of Poland Springs.
Straight from Maine, yo. It ain't bad right there.
You've gotten bougie. For real, for real.
You've gotten bougie. That's crazy, man.
He spoiled us up here. He ain't spoiled us.
I bought three cases of Aquapana from my studio. Good.
So why didn't you bring a couple with you? Oh, shit. we started talking about bringing our own water fuck Ish has them all marked in the fridge I bought mine from home those are not Ish that's tap water with Ish's name on it Ian did that Ian did that that's a small prank don't tell me you drank water I did not no cause it had Ish's name on it it's just tap water it poison.
Tap water's not good. Only up here do they start acting like tap water is like, oh, I'm gonna die.
Right. Tap water's all right.
We come from drinking tap water, yo. Yeah.
You don't drink tap water, nigga? No, but we come from drinking tap water. You know the funny shit? If I had to drink it? Y'all drink ice water? You put ice cubes in your water? Yeah.
That's tap. No, that's tap.
A lot of people don't even get a fucking ice cube. He's so bougie.
I do a Brita personally. I do a Brita personally.
Maybe I haven't reached a bougie status yet. Whatever status, that's where I'm at.
You gonna get the trade for the aquapana to freeze? No, he's got a Brita. A Brita, yeah, do a Brita.
Or whatever the thing is. Brita water filter.
Oh yeah yeah. Okay.
I just don't like having a little song.

Oh, my God.

Yo, y'all.

Why y'all sat here that whole last part

and let me call

Andrew Cuomo

Mario Cuomo?

I don't know

none of this.

You lose it, son.

Yo, this entire part

sat there

and let me call

Andrew Cuomo

Mario Cuomo.

You said it

with your chest, too.

That's how old I am.

We're so indoctrinated with the Cuomo family it didn't even register, really. One Cuomo to another Cuomo.
You said it with your chest too. That's how old I am.
We're so indoctrinated with the Cuomo family,

it didn't even register really.

One Cuomo to another Cuomo.

That was his pops.

That's how old I am.

I'm talking about these niggas' dads.

And Andrew Cuomo's probably older than you.

Much.

Andrew Cuomo is older than me.

But why am I talking about Mario Cuomo, yo? Because when 12 that was the man when he was in office y'all don't give a fuck about me y'all just let me get bullshit don't let you catch it's cool don't worry about it man don't worry about it go to NPR for your political yeah yeah we got fact checking name checking none of-checking, name-checking, none of that. Mark should have

caught you.

Yeah.

I blame Mark for that

one.

Go on.

I feel like it was

towards the end of the

pod.

Yo, they on Mark's

ass about that game.

They on y'all niggas

ass, man.

We talked a little bit

about it before you

got here.

Do you have anything

to add?

No, I'm not going to

add nothing.

I've been pocket-watching.

That's all I can do.

That's weird.

It is. It's not like you.
It is. Pocket-watching? It is.
I've been pocket watching. That's all I can do.
That's weird. It is.

It's not like you.

It is.

Pocket watching?

It is.

I got a text from Ish.

It says, yo, I just got in.

Do you need me to come?

Yo, yeah.

That's funny.

Dan's a call.

Yeah, baby, get more in. That's funny.
Get more in. That's funny.
Yo, you need me to go? What the fuck is... Yo, I love this cast, man.
I love it. I love it.
He don't give a fuck. He just...
Old niggas get... Old niggas can get that shit off.
He old. Yo.
Yo. What up? Nothing much.
I'm on air, But I just got your text While we was in the middle of a topic What Yo you're an idiot Yo what topic Oh you want a pod over the phone Yo this is bag right here Oh you want a pod over the over the phone? Okay. That's his bag.
Nah, just talking about the Oscars and shit. Very cool.
Talking about the Oscars. Something like.
Yeah, you got that covered. You got that covered.
Nah, that's cool. That's cool.
You good, though? Yeah, I'm cool. Shit hurting a little bit, but I'm all right.
All right. All right.
All right.

That's peace.

We love you, bro.

Niggas always got to...

Yo, dog, what do you want, man?

Niggas always got to add some shit in that's hurting a little bit to make you feel bad.

I can't really walk.

He asked me how I feel.

Nigga, I'm telling him how I feel.

He didn't ask you if it hurt.

Nigga, he just said, are you all right?

He said you good.

No, we supposed to be vulnerable with our friends, right?

That's true.

That's right.

That's a problem. We're not vulnerable.
If you want to stay home, yes.

Well, you tell me when you get here, guys.

All right.

You can tell me about it when I see you.

Yo, fucking black, yo.

Goodbye.

My man.

Don't let that nigga come in.

He'll come in.

Yo, what is wrong with you?

Yo.

That's my man. That's my man.
All right. What else is there? What else is there? What else is there? Did y'all hear Jermaine Dupree's comments? No.
I didn't. Tell me about it.
Independence? No. Read it to us, Freeze.
Let's hear it. All right, let me pull it up real quick.
Y'all talk. Jermaine Dupree, I don't know why you tweeted this.
All right, I got it. He wants to stir some things up.
He says, I'm a little lost.

Can somebody tell me what the goal of being an independent artist is today?

Because of all the things that people are chasing and shit major artists do.

What's the thing that indie artists do that make it special?

He sounds like a dinosaur.

Why did he tweet this?

He sounds like a rich person asking about what the poors do.

That's true.

He sounds really privileged and really fucking antiquated. He sounds like a dinosaur right there not really understanding why.
Jermaine Dupri knows better than this. He does.
Yeah. What was the goal? Engagement farming.
It had to be engagement farming. I'm going with engagement farming.
It might have been an intern assistant or something like that. Let's stir shit up a little bit.
It gotta be. Yeah, this one fucked me up.
Independent artists keep a high percentage of things, yes? Yes. And have to do a lot more work.
Yeah, have to do a lot more work. They have freedom.
Let's just start there. Major freedom.
He knows that though. He knows.
So, Jerry, he's just trying to shake the pot. Well, he shook it.
And a lot of the independents jumped on his ass. Yeah.
They didn't get no beats. They wasn't looking to sell to him.
Yeah, and he wasn't trying to sell to him. He might be priced out of that conversation.
Ah, I see what you did there. Nice little callback for him.
Yeah, that's good. Okay, okay.
You good okay You good, you good girl You being an independent artist Did you feel a way about this? If you was an independent artist still Would you have felt a way about this? No I wouldn't have felt a way about it Independents operate under a different mindset Than the major label niggas And I don't try to interlap I don't try to for the two to have crossover there's different horses for different courses it's totally different games me when i decided to go independent i realized that i would do better selling to my 50 000 fans than trying to fit into this system where much too much was do you feel like tech nine made it look good joe back then no tech nine made it look good there's a lot like Tech N9ne made it look good, Joe?

No, Tech N9ne made it look good.

There's a lot of independents that make it look good, by the way.

A lot of people, they highlighted him

when it came to being

independent. He wasn't just

an independent artist. I'm saying

he wasn't. He's not still active.

Shout out to Tech N9ne.

Tech was a one-stop shop.

Is a one-stop shop. You're talking about

I'm doing my own merch. I'm routing

my own tours. I'm a one-stop shop.
Is a one-stop shop. You're talking about

I'm doing my own merch.

I'm routing my own tours.

I'm doing my own music.

I do it all.

It's all in-house.

He's an anomaly

to a lot of...

That's not just your typical

independent act right there.

Okay.

So that's why he's highlighted.

And he sold records.

And still managed to sell.

Yeah.

Sold and sells records. And a rap.
A lot of you niggas under the table. Yeah, amazing rapper.
And his live show was putting niggas to bed. Really? Yeah.
And was going to do sellout tours anywhere that he went. And was going to stay on the road for 300 days out of 300,

maybe 300,

maybe more than that.

Yeah.

Out of 365 days

and was going to have his

fucking Maybach traveling

on the back of all of these

merch trucks

because we got to bring trucks

for all this merch

we going to sell.

Like we going to make

eight figures

moving around out here

as an independent act.

Shout out to Tech.

Shout out to Strange Music.

Shout out to the whole gang

over there.

Thank you. eight figures moving around out here as an independent act.
Shout out to Tech. Shout out to Strange Music.
Shout out to the whole gang over there. So, yeah, he did that.
And it's doing that. Yeah, but I think it's just different.
I think for like a pop artist, if you want to be the next Drake or Michael Jackson or Britney Spears or Dua Lipa, whoever, the major label system makes sense. Yeah, a pop artist, a major label system probably makes sense for it because you're not going to get that kind of marketing exposure.
You don't have all the relationships with MTV. Not that they matter anymore, but whatever, fill in the blank, outlet.
Playlisting and all of that shit. All that shit.
You need that shit for SNL. You know what I mean? All the late night shows.
You need that shit. What I see start to happen is especially in rap, it's a lot of the newer rappers, they don't want that.
They realize, hey, what I have to give up to get all of that ain't really worth it. I can make a really great living over here.
Every musician and artist doesn't necessarily want to be the most famous person in the world. That's not necessarily overlap.
Some people are like, if I get a little famous, that's cool, but I would like to make a living making music or art or whatever. And I don't want to be part of that rat race.
At one point, that confused me, that mindset. I want to make music.
I want people to hear it, but I don't want to be famous. Then you're making music at a high quality level and distributing it out there in order to become, that's going to lead you to be famous.
So those type of... Your goals can change along the way, though.
Due to exposure. Okay, true.
Man, this could be your passion. At one point, I didn't agree with that.
People say they're antisocial like some of the artists anti-social there's a lot of them there's a lot they are they are so passionate about their art and their craft yeah that they still want to do that they would prefer to just be you don't have to see me i don't want to talk to you niggas you want to talk to me go listen to my album you want my thoughts go listen to my project there's my thoughts and there's a lot of them out there that just don't want to deal with folks. And people are weird.
I don't want to deal with people anyway. I went through it.
I mean, I did it. Yeah, this is actually you.
When they talk about you, when they talk about the trouble that you gave, how stubborn you were, you didn't want to do nothing with Nitty Tell Me. She'd be funny.
Yeah, but that story is always told about me, how I was just rebellious and yada, yada, yada, early in my career. But when I first got in the game, that story's never told.
I was just young, wet behind the ears, willing to do anything that I needed to do to thrive and sell. not a question asked.
The wet behind the ears is a little long-toucher there, too. Do you feel like...
You might have had a little wet behind your ear. A little bit.
For later. A little wet.
For later. Jersey City.
Oh. That's what you're saying.
Do you feel like... So when you initially there, you meet niggas and then you start to realize so when you initially there and again this is I'm talking about 25 years ago at this point so we maybe aged out but so I'm doing everything that's asked of me which is they're putting you in places to be famous yes you're not famous yet but they're putting in places to be famous.
Yes. You're not famous yet, but they're putting you in places to be famous.
Oh, shit. So I go to Nordstrom's yesterday.
I go to Nordstrom's yesterday. It turns out one of the guys, the older gentleman that works in Nordstrom's used to work at Def Jam.
So every time he catch me in there, and I don't be in Nordstrom's a lot, but when he catch me in there, he always got some story for I'm buying some drawers let me get some drawers up in this bitch he sees me he says yo funny story I was just thinking the other day about how when I used to work was working radio 25 years ago and Benny Pugh was at Def Jam and Def Jam was sending all these records out so they had sent me a Rihanna record and they sent me a Joe Budden record so we was about to get on the Rihanna record but Benny Pugh called and he was like yeah yeah yeah that Rihanna shit put it to the side we don't know about that that Joe Budden we need you on that that boy is a star I was like oh shout out to Benny Pugh. Like, I never knew that.
But, like, that's what it took to kind of be famous when you wasn't famous. So I'm not famous, so they're sending me places.
You don't want to be there. And then you get famous, and now there's a crowd everywhere you go.
You need to be handled a certain way when you go. Because you're famous, you got to pop up at everywhere where famous people

be at. It's just, I learned

early on, I want nothing to do

with the fame part of

this. That wasn't my bad.
That's not

what I signed up for.

I read that different when you first started talking. I thought

that initially when you said it,

that yo, I was willing to do

whatever I needed to do, and then I started to realize that things wasn't so favorable in my favor. Like, people might have, I'm not saying I'm niggas, but people might have been taking advantage of me.
People might have been doing stuff or putting me in positions that made me uncomfortable or make me realize that they weren't in it for me. And I can see that changing somebody's attitude towards being famous.
Like, yo, this is too much of a headache. Niggas not even giving me what I really need or what I'm owed.
You know, the work that I'm putting in, it's not... I remember niggas...
And shout out, niggas may get mad at me, but I remember when you first came out, niggas was driving more of an expensive car than you was. Yeah, but I mean, that's part of the game.
It is, but I didn't like that shit. But see, that's the other thing too.
Me thinking that now, I hear you, but I didn't like it. I don't like that shit.
I don't. I feel like the artist, I don't like that.
I don't get it. The nigga that found the talent is probably going to make more than the talent on your rookie deal.
Yeah. Nah, I don't like that.
It should be distributed evenly. That's just what it is.
And back, look, back to JD's tweet. That's the other reason why a lot of niggas are wanting to choose independence today.
They know these stories. Right.
You know what I'm saying? I've heard what happened. Like Joe said, I was wet behind the ears.
I did whatever they wanted me to do and you sign a deal that really ain't in your favor. You don't find that shit out until...
Later on. How long did you find out that your deal was bad? Like, when did you find out from when you signed it that, oh, shit, I'm getting fucked? If I signed in 01, shit was bad by 05.
So you four years later when you said, oh, shit, I'm fucked up in this deal. But I ain't even talking about the bad deal part of it.
I'm talking about once you sign it and you down to play the game some of the positions that you'll be in. And I wasn't with it.
They was telling me to go to clubs, stand on tables, bring 70 niggas. The label was how I got some of my street drama back in the day.
Forcing me to go be with 50 niggas everywhere you go. Why? Why? Now I gotta go beef beef with these niggas.
Yo, go, let's have a fake relationship with you and I. Who did they say? Neil Long.
Optics. Yo, how do you want me to tell my girlfriend that I'm doing a fake relationship with Neil? I don't want to do none of this theatric shit that you want.
The other thing, too, is that the way the music business is now, labels aren't even signing you until you're successful independently. Oh, you made yourself hot.
And now I'm hot and doing this already. I built this infrastructure.
I built this fan base. I'm making money.
Why am I even going over here anyway? Because they trick you down. Even if you do want the major label deal, you should go get hot.
You should go act like an independent. Because the trick now is they tell you there's a ceiling ceiling as an independent and there may be but but what they don't tell you is you could live fine right it might be a nice ceiling it's a really nice real tall ceiling they don't they don't make you think like yo you're gonna hit this ceiling you can never make more and you need us to get to the next level i don't gotta go to that level right i might be cool i'm good right here And I own all my shit, so I can do some new technology,

come out later on.

I can go make a deal over here

that changed my entire generation,

my entire lineage's life.

I don't think anyone does it

for the art anymore, though.

That's not true.

No, that's not true.

That's not true at all.

That's not true.

Well, I'm not hearing it.

Dochi, great example of somebody

who does it for the art

and produces.

Most independent artists

are doing it for the art.

Like...

Okay. A lot of them.
A lot. Let me not say much.
A lot. A majority.
Kendrick's whole side of that battle was preaching the art. The art side.
That's it. There are people that do it for the art.
But then look what it turned into. While doing it for the art.
Look what it turned into. Well, if he didn't take it there.
I think it remained pretty artistic all the way through. For him.
For him. But then look what it is.
The waters can get muddy. Sure.
You know what I mean? And it can sort of make the art look different. Art don't necessarily got to be rosy.
True. True.
Yeah, listen. There's six million ways to die.
Choose one. Like everybody's story is not going to be the same.
Everybody's path not going to be the same. Yeah.
What's for you ain't going to be for me. There's a whole bunch of different ways to do this.
You go sit by yourself or with your team and figure out the best way for you. What aligns with you? What won't feel out of pocket for you? What won't have you losing sleep at night? What won't have you getting fucked? What are you comfortable with? Who are you? First question.
Find out who you are. What are you? What are you cool with? What are you comfortable with? Go from there.
I'll ask you later. Don't ask me she later.
I don't want to ask you anything too personal because I hear how you talk about things when you. OK.
Did the industry, were you, did you always suffer from depression when you were younger? Or did the industry be. OK.
All right. So you answered my question.
Yes. I was going to say, did the industry lead you to depression? No, no, no, no, no.
I came in with mine. You came in with depression.
Strapped up. Got it.
OK. Full, fully loaded clips of depression It can exacerbate it, but usually it's there.
It wasn't cool to be depressed, and I don't think... Or trendy.
I don't think... Yeah, there wasn't audiences for that, and the label didn't know how to handle kids going through that.
Got it. But...
You were just too early, and they maybe made it worse.

That's it.

Okay.

You was just too early.

But you came in

with depression.

Oh yeah,

I came in with mine,

buddy.

You was definitely too early.

Strapped up.

Fully loaded.

I'm strapped in.

My final thought on this too

is the way these labels

are shrinking now,

it's a scarier proposition

to be there now

than it's ever been.

Facts.

That's true.

They're firing everybody.

That means you're getting less of the services that he's talking about in the tweet.

You might get shelved completely.

Yeah.

And then your hands are bound and you can't put shit out unless the label says so.

True.

Yeah.

True.

Nasty.

Nasty.

And today is to a point, like Parks was just saying,

the labels might have to prove to the young, hot, up-and-coming artists what they can do right what can you do for me yeah it's clear that he didn't hear chapel roan's speech when she won the grammy like she laid it out as a young artist you know being shelved at a major and then dropped during pandemic like she laid it out so yeah yeah Everybody's not cool with getting the smallest fraction of a penny. Right.
That's really it. Which is less than a penny because that's what a stream is.
The smallest fraction of a fraction of a penny. Yeah, a fraction of a penny.
Exactly. Yeah, everybody don't sign up for that math.
Nope. 15% of .00001 cents per stream.
I got it. You got it.
At least let me get my .001. Can't even go sell out the trunk no more, god damn it.
Some niggas can. Yeah, you can.
Some niggas sell out the trunk now. Yeah, a lot of people sell a lot of vinyls and CDs and merch, and they do that shit out the trunk still.
Yeah, it's tough.

One of them niggas caught me slipping all day.

I bought it.

Yeah?

I bought it.

Was it the pressure?

Was it the pressure?

It's just on something.

I remember where you was.

I was there at one point.

I got it.

I'm never listening to this, but.

What did you pay?

What did you pay five?

Was it a CD?

Huh?

It was a CD?

It was like a little thumb drive or some shit. Well, actually, the story I was just talking about, it was a sweatsuit.
Oh, okay. But then as I was talking, I remembered that I did buy the CD of my man in Issei.
The other day he was like, yo, I got an album that just came out. It's one of the best albums ever.
And if you listen to it, I promise you'll want to talk about it. I was like, all right, what's your name, man? I'll get it, I'll buy it.
And I bought it. I didn't hear it yet.
So I can't comment on it. But yeah I bought it.
If they catch me in a good mood I'll get $9.99. Or $49.99 for the sweats.
Whatever it was. But if you just catch me on the I'm moving yeah nah I'm moving.
Sorry buddy. Sorry buddy.
Maybe next time. I buy a lot of shit at shows.
Oh, yeah. The opener act.
They fire. They fire.
Buy your CD. Buy your t-shirt.
I'm going to go get a shirt for sure. I'm definitely getting merch.
And if you got your... I'm going to cop them.
Being up here made me act like that. I was trying to get as much free shit as I can, nigga.
You want to give me shit? Y'all give it to me. Salute.
And then being up here with y'all niggas,

watching y'all support,

it kind of changed my view.

Like when I went to these division,

you know,

let me buy some shit.

And I'm like,

damn, this y'all price?

I still was,

I still purchased,

but I still had complaints.

If you give me free shit,

I wasn't trying to buy shit.

No, not really.

Like it depends on your promotion and how supportive you are. Like, some niggas be having a sob story.
Yo, you my inspiration. Yo, this is all I got.
I got a two-year-old at home and four with baby mothers. Like, nigga, what? Niggas story be so compelling.
Niggas sweating. Hands are sweaty.
That's when I get out my extra stone face. That don't work on me.

Stone face, I'm down.

They're going to got

a couple of videos of you

and them all stone facing.

That's tough when someone

stories you

and then the shit be trash.

I'm trying to really come up

and he's like,

oh, I'll support you.

You go, you're like.

Joe stone face

some nigga at the mall

and the nigga used

the footage to put it out.

He tried to talk to Joe about something.

Joe had the long coat. Joe turned around and

says, what?

Yeah, Joe got his headphones

in. I'm pulling out all the tricks

to try and get you to not talk to me,

buddy. Yeah, that doesn't work.

It don't.

And I'll power walk

by you now. I know my body don't look like it, but

I'm

with a little power walk now.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. and I'll power walk by you now I know my body don't look like it but yeah I hit him with a little power walk now oh shit alright what else is important alright we got brand new Tory Lanez brand new Tory Lanez this is Peterson Peterson the follow up to Dave Star so says he recorded from jail got him on the cover with biceps and shit he's been doing his jail workout his calisthenics he's looking good uh from what I've heard I liked it I had the privilege of hearing some of it early I haven't gone through this entire album, but from what I've heard,

I like it a lot. Now, y'all know R&B Tory is my bag.

There's a little bit of that on here, but this

is predominantly rap.

But I'm a Tory fan,

so good to hear him.

He's been one of the ones to do

the Jail album in a palatable

way for me.

I know a lot of people bring up Shine.

I wasn't on that wagon when

y'all was pushing it. That was rough.

Yeah, yeah it was.

Max had some rough ones but then they got better.

But Tori's got some

good shit out on here. The production,

how he is,

combining records, sounds

from one record, start the next record.

You know I like all of that shit.

I'm going to play, this is track six.

Turn me up.

But honestly, the run from like two to eight.

Can we turn this up, Eddie?

All right.

All right. That's gonna be really loud.

It's alright.

It's cool.

New Joe Biden.

Here it go Sounds good, sounds good Now he talking on this Sony show Damn, Biggie blocked him I'm blocking, I'm blocking Biggie He shout out lot on his album. Miss that white ass.
WP, hey. Hey, hey.
Wait a minute, hey. He flowin'.
I'm gonna let you fall on me and trippin' to get on me. Slivin' in a visit, knock you out and let your bones.
This one for my niggas. Where's the beat switch? We can do it.
I'm thirsty, man. I'm thirsty.
Yeah, me too. Come on.
I'm thirsty. Come on.
Oh, shit, that's us. But I am thirsty.
We can do it. Let me see.
Hold on. Let me hear me on the album.
What the fuck we talking about? We was in our bag? I would get into the Tory shit, but they're going to say I'm thirsty to get into the Tory shit. But I am thirsty.
We can do it. We can do it.
I'm I'm thirsty. We are thirsty.
I'm thirsty. Come on.
Let's go.

Yeah. This one.

Yeah. Put the Joe sample before the slap, nigga.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh

Man y'all lucky this boy ain't free.

This right here not on the jail phone.

Sounds good for the jail phone.

No, it sounds great.

They got some good phones today.

They got some new shit.

Tablets.

They got Pro Tools phones. Yeah, for sure.
Hey, yo, add them metal dimes to that Nah, that sounds crazy That sounds crazy This is track 8, Sailor Moon I ain't gonna play too much But this album is available for stream Streaming only Not available for purchase right this. Because that's what I was looking for, like a dumbass.

Oh, shit.

Trying to buy it.

Didn't see it.

Not an album in sight.

Why is that?

Again, I'll do a deeper dive on this after I hear the whole thing, but...

Ayyy.

Ayyy. Hey.
Hey. I miss this guy.
Yeah. I miss this guy, man.
Sounds all right. I do.
I do. I know the blogs is tearing him up for making himself sound like, what did they say, Nelson Mandela on the album? They kept that shit.
Why did they say that? Because he ain't on the album making himself sound like a fucking martyr or a fucking... Political prisoner and all that.
Yeah, justice, disciple, all of this shit. They like your dog.
I can't say it. I can't say what they're saying.
If you go there, I'm going to go to... You taking it further? No.
If I take it there, you taking it further? I'm not taking it there, so you ain't got to worry about that. You know what I want take a deal.
Just know I read what they were saying online. No, you can't take a deal, please.
Please don't take a deal. That's hilarious, though.
Only me and you can know it. But isn't it funny, Freeze? It is funny, though.
It's funny. It's very funny.
I need the pillow right here when he's starting. Because our lives are being dangerous.
Exactly. As soon as he's starting, we can't.
We never put that episode out no it's just for us to watch like internally

it shouldn't have been said

on

it shouldn't have been said

let me get it

let me get it

no you'll never get it

you'll never get it

anyway

Jory's shit is fire

from what I've heard

yes it is

when I hear it in full

I'll do a deeper dive

but from what I hear

smoked it

smoked it

he on there talking man

he's talking his shit on there

I don't care about the song

where he's talking about

hey they robbed me

Roc Nation

and the lawyer

and this

Thank you. smoked it he on there talking man he's talking his shit on there I don't care about the song where he's talking about hey they robbed me Roc Nation and the lawyer and this that's hard but I'm over to him and Meg shit I'm done with that same I'm done with that yeah shout out too much light on it yeah I'm cool at this point it's time for both parties to just deliver the music do what that's easier said than done when we ain't the ones sitting up if I'm him him, I'm sitting up and I believe that, I'm going to tell y'all every chance I get.
He's still maintaining his innocence. Be clear.
That's cool. Still appealing and all of that.
Like, yeah, I'm going to keep doing it. We want to hear the slaps, dog.
We want to hear the slaps. We don't need to hear, you know what I mean? I now got when you said that Iman had to fight that guy, yo.
My wife came to me and said, yo, call Tiana. Yeah, Tiana fucking, Tiana fucking Taylor and Moussafa.
Mufasa. Mufasa.
Aaron Pierre. Ammon.
Pierre. That's Mufasa.
Stop. What'd your DM to him say? Shut up.
Hey, Ari. I did not DM him.
Hey, Pierre. Stop the madness.
No, I fucking did not. Tell him.
Mel, tell him. You don't initiate DM combo.
Thank you. That's not true.
Shit. You acknowledge that shit that you did.
Man, stop. She DMs first.
I don't remember. It's okay.
Mel don't DM first. I feel like I don't.
Not now. After she got the shout out, but she did before.
That shout out just put her on a... She didn't.
That shout out said to the Captain Planet. Nigga, she changed from Rita from the Captain Planet.
DM first, dear, too. Hey, I...
Hey. Okay, we were talking about Yara and Mufasa.
You know, let me just say this, Mel. Mel, please, let me get it off.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Did you mean to say that in that song? I love you.
But do you know how crazy it is? Just listen to me. I do bullshit, and we don't dogpile on you.
Yes, we do. You know how crazy it is, Mel, to say, yo, I don't follow that nigga.
I'm good, loyal to the soil. And as soon as you exit...
Those are my words? Loyal to the soil, let's be facetious. But you said, I don't follow, I'm good, I'm a team rider.
When you went past that curtain... That shit pierced your soul, too.
You be bringing that shit up. That shit penetrated your whole...
When she went through that curtain, Joe, Mel turned to a hole. Mel's a grown woman, she can do what he wants.
She can do what she wants. Don't police her behavior outside of work.
We was just talking about that with the police detective girl. Can y'all police Mel's behavior outside of work? No.
That's true. She can follow who she wants.
And like she said, she followed back. She didn't follow.
And in addition to that, like, a couple of y'all up here, like, talk to the ops. Ooh.
That's true. Y'all talk to the motherfucking ops and have been.
And when you say couple. And I don't say nothing.
I don't say don't talk to. And when you say couple, though, it's you.
Yeah, it's you. It's deceit.
Oh, shit. Yo, you are right.
It's deceit. We do it.
Just so you know, when she says couple, it's you. Maybe I should say several.
Oh. You got me, man.
You know what? I'm going to fall don't know who the ops are all back several is more than two I know it's three oh it's three that talk to the ops three people talk to the ops or three I talk to three ops because three ops is a lot then I need to get fired I'm cool with three ops I'm just doing it on purpose there ain't three people up here that talk to ops okay that is is not true. Listen, Mufasa and Tiana, that is where we're at.
Don't lie. Don't lie on several.
Don't lie on the several. Fuck out of here.
Name the ops. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. This is a conversation that keeps being brought up to me, so I am now in turn responding and trying to dead it.

Wait, people have to know that they're your ops.

There you go.

Good, I was about to say that.

We got to know that you got ops.

I know of one ops she got.

Me too.

No, I know two ops she got.

People got to be clear of your op list before they know that they're kicking it with your ops.

E, what's that sketch slogan? It's the S. Shit.
It's the S. That's that sketch of shit.
You several. You several.
I ain't talk to several. You several.
I don't. I don't talk to that lady.
Anyways. That's y'all bag.
That nigga's an opp galore. Not me.
She talking about me? I ain ain't on that list She ain't talking about me Joe you talk to ops She ain't talking about me No She's not talking about me You not talking about who No I don't know she's not talking about me I don't talk to no No the male ops I barely talk to humans Are the three people In this building currently No Two of us are Moving right along To Tiana and Mufasa. Sure.
So now Tiana Taylor. Not me, nigga.
No, not you. I got it, man.
I caught up. Yeah, I did the science.
I missed it. Anyway.
I did the science. Tiana Taylor soft launched her relationship with Aaron Pierre, or at least that's what the internet thinks.
So I came in and wrote on the board that Amon Shumpert got a slot with Aaron Pierre. And I kind of got mad at Flip got mad at me because yo that's my man but that's my man too.
And you know prideful men take the angle that you don't care what your child, what your kid's mother is doing out there. I typically agree with that.
I just think that there are asterisks and caveats. The picture, and I love Tiana.
It is. Don't soft launch your next relationship like that.
Don't be lit. At Beyonce and Jay's gold party? Just don't be lit.
That was a photo shoot. That's too much.
That shit was clean. That was clean.
You can see the niggas. That's what I'm saying.
That was a hard launch. I didn't like it.
But like Mel told me, I got to defend Tiana one time. You know what I mean? And I'm proud.
Friend of the show. That's our girl.
I love her. I text her.
Dick riding. Of course I did.
She left me on red. She don't talk to you no more.
I would be. Now, you was Harlem Tiana's friend.
You ain't new Tiana. Tiana's starring in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio, Tiana.
No, no, I was aware of that. And there was that rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio was going crazy when he seen that chocolate milk.
I mean, her body is un-fucking-real. Beautiful, respectful, cool, down-to-earth.
All the things. So I can see, but I'm in the middle sometimes because I'm a man here, nigga.
I ride with my man, but he good. You know, Shum good.
They good. Shum good.
Yeah, this wasn't about who was doing good. His comeback got to be great.
Hey, yo, Shum. He got to do something.
Hey, Shum, I love you, nigga. I know your story.
You got to go crazy, story. You got to go get Liza Minnelli or something.
What the fuck? You got to get something. He got to go.
Kelly Rowland. Nah, you need like.
Kelly Rowland. She's happily married.
Oh, she is? Yes. Kelly Rowland.
Very happily married. The way...
No, that's Gabrielle Union.

That's her.

Okay.

Angelina Jolie?

Nah, I gotta go bigger.

Bigger than Angelina?

Joe, you bugger.

Okay, let me ask you a question.

Good question, Joe.

Who can Iman go get with right now

that can compete with that launch?

Nia Long.

And it gotta be her sister.

Nia Long.

It gotta be her sister.

I ain't gonna do that.

It can't be no white girl. Halle Berry? Nia? Yeah, no, Nia's her.
Not Halle. It will always be her.
New age. Mufasa, new age.
Yeah, that's good. He won't do that whole way.
The girls are great. Yeah, I ain't going to hold you.
Fight back, Sean. Fight back, Sean.
No? Sandia. She's engaged.
How old is she? Yeah, I'm like, no. Iia.
Fight back show. No? Sendia.

She's engaged.

And how old is she?

Yeah, I'm like, no.

I want to say like 27, 28.

She's engaged to Tom Holland. Yeah, she's engaged to Spider-Man.

Yeah, Spider-Man, yeah.

While we on these messy topics,

I just want to go through a quick little rant.

I've changed my thinking on that little young girl

that keeps talking about future every other day. I think that this is a rollout.
He's got an album coming. I know he got an album coming.
I don't know why I can't talk today. I know he got an album coming.
But Future's cooler than this. Future would not pick the young girl that's going to run her mouth, spread all the business.
And then when she made the phone call and he answered on the first ring, it's like, I don't believe he's moving like that in real life. We done seen Future move around in real life too long for me to believe he got caught up like that.
I don't believe it. I think that that's rollout and they're getting ready for an album and it's just shit to make us say, oh my God, Toxic Future.
Oh my God. Yeah, no, I'm not rolling with it.
I don't rolling with it I don't believe it but do Future gotta do that especially after the year he just had last year sometimes you do it when you gotta do it I don't think he has to do anything that's the only reason why I didn't call this roll out like after the year he had how do we know the future is not mature past the music that we're used to hearing from him we don't know know why Know why we don't know? Because you get to keep doing shit like this. Yeah.
We just got three albums last year. Yeah, but when I heard that first album, the first one was the rap one, right? I heard that shit.
I was like, yeah, I ain't gonna lie, man. Future might be mature.
And he came out with the R&B album. I was like, oh, shoot that to shit.
I just don't know how mature a future looks.

I don't believe that little story is all I'm saying, number one.

Number two, I know both Yandy and Mendeecees, so I don't want to talk about it.

But boy, have I been laughing at this Yandy clip forever.

So Yandy got a clip on Love and Hip Hop with some woman that's coming up to her and showing her,

yo, my niece, my niece, your husband was DMing my niece. I don't talk about this because I know both of them, but this is just too funny.
Your husband was DMing my niece. See, look, look, look.
And she showed Yandy the DMs. And Yandy's like, girl, that's me.
That's me sending those DMs. That's how you do.
Yeah, she lying, but you hold it down

in person.

Get behind closed doors

and we deal with that.

They say,

yeah,

D-Cotton,

man,

D-Cotton,

360.

360.

A nigga trying to get out.

For years.

That was funny.

Yo, for years.

That was funny.

I'm sorry.

I'm not talking about it

because I love both of them,

but sometimes you got to

see shit and be like,

okay.

That's the same shit

they were saying about

Rashida and Kirk. Like, nigga been dying to leave.
Oh my lord, yo. I got to watch that.
I got to get back into that. No, that's funny.
I have to get back into that. Girl, that's me that's in them DMs.
I like that. I don't.
Nah, that's holding it down in person. We deal with this behind closed doors.
True. That was me.
That was me. That was me.
But now you make him okay. But when it is you, if that's you.
I don't think it was her. I think her saying that is you're not getting that rise out of me.
That was me. What you thought you had, it ain't work.
Now I'm going to go home and me and him going to have a talk.

Yeah, I do like a girl that take the egg on her face.

Yeah, I'm going to hold this shit down.

That's rider move right there.

Something wrong with you, I can't.

Rider move.

It was a rider music.

I love a rider.

That's what we call it.

Shout out to Yandy.

I love y'all.

But part of me, Yandy been a love of hip-hop gangsta for so long. long I don't even know if that's real I don't know if they're playing around I don't know But I just know That clip was funny Then the internet found the niece The supposed niece He was like oh Nah He DMed that girl Hey, niece wasn't half bad now.

Yo, shout out to my baby.

At least she'll hit them bitches from the finster.

Yo, if you're going to hit my bitches,

use the finster, yo.

Don't use your page, my page. Like, you know what I mean? Protect us.
Hold it down. I ain't going to lie.
Any who's. What? You're about to say something.
You ain't going to lie. No, I ain't going to lie.
Like, it's hard for me to talk on these things because, you know, but I'll be wanting to get, like, you get your shit off for me. Like, you could talk about it.
I could talk about what? Like, I like how you got it, because I feel the same way you feel, but I just fuck with you. I can't talk about it.
Because what if it's really real? Like, how do you feel about what? What if it's not TV and it's real? I don't want niggas calling me. Yo, yo.
You know, man, DC's pull up on niggas. Yo, beat me the bras real quick.
Yeah, no.. Yo, what up, man DC? You good? Yo, beat me in the bras, yo.

Yo, web store.

Get that nigga in the bras.

DC, what up, nigga?

C-E-N-D right behind him.

I don't want to smoke with them niggas.

Shout out to them.

Yo, we could, yo.

Hey, yo.

Your avoid topic strategy is lit, son.

You avoided that.

Pap and Rim,

you avoided that click.

Nigga, he wasn't here.

You avoided that click. Took the whole day off, the whole week off.
The nigga Joe didn't even mention it because you love him. I know what topics I'm going to avoid and not say nothing about.
And I know the people on the list of, hey, they can just stay off the broadcast. I think everybody in here got that list.
For sure. We do.
You got people that have been come up. I do.
There was time something came up you walked off. Like yo if you're doing that

I'm going to walk off

you can talk about it.

Joe would give you that

look and he would go

he don't ease his way

in their paws.

He's just like

and fuck you.

I don't care if that's your friend.

Fuck you nigga.

What you want to say?

You got to say something to me?

It's fucked up too.

I try to keep that list short

because with every name

I add to the protective list

Thank you. Hey, hold on.
You didn't always deserve it, man, but... Did Envy pop back on that list

after the homies call?

Envy's on the list.

They call me too.

Envy's on my list.

What the fuck that nigga's doing up there?

You just having too much fun.

You got me in trouble.

Your nigga called me at the diner.

I said, what?

What y'all doing up there?

So y'all forgot?

We was having a good time.

Sometime when you're in the room...

Dude, you're right under the bus.

That's Joe. That's his shit.
He right the the room. Dude, you're right under the bus.
That's Joe.

That's his shit.

He made the top hot.

He made the top right on the board.

Oh, shit.

I'm not lying on you.

No one made me mad about it, too.

The second I stopped talking about Envy, nobody talked about it no more.

I said, y'all motherfuckers.

Yo, that's it.

Yo, Joe.

I said, oh, goddammit, they were right.

Hey, as soon as I shut up, that shit went right away. I'm a, yo, something's wrong with me.
Yo, I apologize for whatever I need to apologize for that I've said over the last 10 years. Sometimes I bugged out.
I didn't always do the right thing. I didn't always make the right decision.
but today, you know what I mean?

Learning in real time.

Growth and maturity, man. Right.

Oh, man.

Learning in real time.

That is funny.

Flip is a dick.

I threw him right under the bus.

Hey, that's Joe shit.

That's Joe shit.

He wrote the topics on the board.

That's Joe shit.

That's fucked up.

They let us get it all for, it was a couple of weeks.

I was just sitting here, I was like, Joe, chill?

He was going in, yeah, you know what? Something ain't right. He took that thing.
You know what? That nigga, for some reason, that beer can spray looked a little funny. Something ain't right.
Joe kept going. I'm looking at Joe like, I even brought up.
I said, remember, we was on tour. He was on tour with them niggas.
Shut up. Get out.
What are you doing? Sorry. I'm going to rehash the whole shit.
Oh, man. I love Flip, y'all.
If any of you see Brother Flip... Don't do it.
Don't do it. You can't say it.
Don't do it. If you're going to do it, if you instigate me, I'm going to do it.
All right. He said...
No. Joe, do it.
All right, what else we got on the list? Joe, just say the voice. What else is on the list? He said that.
What else is on our list? Unfortunately, we have to say RIP to a couple of really big names. Roy Ayers, I'm sad.
I love you. Thank you for everything.
You are a legend in my eyes, in my dad's eyes, and plenty of artists that have sampled you's eyes you lived a long beautiful life we will miss you and we will love you forever thank you for your contributions yes and in addition to that unfortunately Dwayne Wigg, one of the founding members of Tony, Tony, Tony.

It has been confirmed that he passed away.

Come on, man.

That is just heartbreaking.

So heartbreaking.

Oh!

I hate when you go on these streaks of pods where you have to say rest in peace.

Yeah.

And then it'd be people that actually played a huge part in your life. Come on, Tony.
Soundtrack in your life. Tony.
They didn't say how, right? Bladder cancer. Bladder cancer.
This bitch on Dateline last night. What the fuck? Yo.
This a trick or treat? Yo. Maybe it ain't the time to talk about it because we ain't going to be here too long.
But this girl on Dateline last night. I watched two Datelines.
One was the classic story of a white guy tied at his wife. Hey, come on, let's go hiking.
Sorry. How'd that go? Push those clips.
I'm going back. He kicked her ass right the fuck.
Don't laugh. You know what? Yo, Stop it.
White people are devious, yo. That shit I flipped in the middle.
He said, where? But where? I'm going to walk out. I'm going to hold the pillow.
I'll cut this whole shit. Stop.
You're giving Fawkes more work than edit. All right.
All right. Thank you.
I don't want to put you right. Thank you.
Okay, Fawkes.

Oh, my God.

Fawkes.

Anyway.

What was the second one?

The second date line,

high school sweethearts

went to the same college,

got married.

She's a physician.

He works in IT,

but he also got a baseball team

on the side that she helps with.

Long story less long, at some point, she starts scamming. He don't know that she's scamming.
Okay. So she is borrowing money from everybody they know.
His parents, her parents, small town in Virginia. All of their friends in the town.
She hitting her white friends up for $250,000, $250,000, $500,000, $600,000. What the fuck? Her own family? Yes.
And everybody trusts her. Anyway, the husband caught wind of it or started asking questions.
So she say to herself, I'm going to kill him. So she go get some, she borrow insulin from the neighbor because the neighbor got a kid who was diabetic.
Of course, okay. So she borrow insulin from the neighbor, inject the husband with insulin.
He pass out and is laying on the couch for like eight hours. She's refusing to bring him to the hospital.
Having his family and friends come visit him, see him on the thing and say, no, don't take him to the hospital. Jerry hated hospitals.
Don't bring him. Finally, somebody bringing him to the hospital.
They do an investigation. They find the insulin in the fucking, in her fridge.
And then she goes, she goes to court. She go to jail for 11 years for the scam.
I mean, for the scam shit. And then they brought her back for the murder.
And even though it was all circumstantial evidence,

they found ass guilty

of murdering her husband

and injecting her.

Oh, he died from the incident.

He was 38 years old.

He was mad healthy.

He was like an athlete,

a bodybuilder.

I'm sitting there like,

yo, white people.

Bro.

I watched 90 minutes

of the damn Dateline

with the 2020,

one of them.

And I'm like, I don't think they're going to explain to me the motive here life insurance she keeps asking people for money so I would figure that she was getting a lot of money what the hell was she doing with the money though like lifestyle upkeep or something well it was a pyramid scheme so she was taking from investors paying back some people. She said that they were doing government contracts and if you're down with this...
She had a whole big... But did everybody notice that her lifestyle kind of upgraded? Like new cars? Well, no, because they took this family to be well off already.
Oh, got it, got it. So she's doing it to keep up appearances.
Got it, got it. I don't know why she was doing it, but don't kill your husband since high school with insulin.
You about to blow the scam up. I'd just be amazed by white people's scams.
White people's scams come with, like, audacity. Like how they got America.
Yes. You know how much audacity you got to have to say, you know what? I'm putting insulin in you, nigga, when you get sick.
Go take a nap. You ever had one fight with your girl and felt like you couldn't go to sleep? I'm spilling too much now.
No, you're not. Yo, y'all ever been in a fight with your girl and came to the realization, yo, I think that she could kill me.

Yo, niggas are sick.

Start looking at your bitch different.

Yo, you would kill me, wouldn't you?

You would. Tell me.

Sometimes it happens.

Even if you didn't think that, you didn't go right to sleep.

You've been in a fight where you didn't just

feel like you could just take a nap right

then and there with your girl around. No.
You've been in a fight where you didn't just feel like you could just take a nap right then and there with your girl around. No.
We talking about the one with the outrage one. Oh.
No, the quiet one, the quiet one is cool, but I'm talking about the one where it's just like, I'm tired of it now. Like, all right.
All right. And just let you got it.
You talking crazy. Fuck out of here, nigga.
It's my shit. Fuck you.
All right. All right.
Oh, boy, your shit. Oh, your shit.
Oh, yeah. You right.
It's your shit. I got it.
My bad, big dog. You got that ass.
I forgot where I was. You got to look...
Nigga, walking around. You don't walk this much at night.
What's too good? Exercising? Nah, you getting one of them fights where you can tell where you learn that she got that twitch. Like, oh shit, she just, her little neck did the little Michael Jackson thriller.
This shit. You're right.
You're right. And then you go in there.
Or like that shit flipped on my, oh, no, this is your house. No, you right.
That's the worst one. I forgot where I was.
I forgot where I was. But you got it.
Then you look like, oh shit, and she been watching Snapped. Yeah.
Oh. All right, my last TV review.
So I watch a show called Accused. That's really good.
Okay. And apparently they came back for season two.
And I didn't know that that happened. So I was catching up on it.
Did you see the one with Nick Cannon? No. Okay.
It's a good episode. Is that in season two? I think so, yeah.
No. I watched the one where they bit off of the movie that we talked about with the sexy robot.
Okay. Yeah.
Subservient. Yeah.
This one is with two black people. Oh, yeah.
It's that one. So the wife is working.
She's a professional. She don't have time to fuck him.

He's asking

for pussies. She's like, no.
She gets him

an intimacy companion.

Lie right there.

Two black people that they have.

And at first, he's offended

because I asked you for some pussy.

I didn't ask you to give me a robot.

But he gets the robot. The robot is fine.

They start fucking. The robot is good at it.
She get jealous of the robot. Anyway, not to, spoiler alert, she ends up killing the husband because he fell in love with the robot.
Killed the robot that she bought him. And then when she went to court, they changed the footage to make it look like the robot killed the husband and she got off.

It's horrible.

But black man didn't do nothing and he's dead.

That's all bullshit anyway.

I spotted mad lies just from you telling the story.

It's not going to go that way.

How would it go?

She's not buying nothing for you to fuck.

Okay.

So it stops right there.

And if he asking her for some pussy and she not giving him some,

Thank you. I ain't nothing for you to fuck.
Okay. So it stops right there.
And if he asking her for some pussy and she not giving him something. He going outside? He going to get some pussy.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, and like. Not me.
If we lacking in the bedroom, we might be lacking in some other places too. So it's not just a sex robot.
Like it's an intimacy companion. So he's falling in love with the thing.
The thing is designed to know him. She know all his information.
She started playing the piano. He's a pianist.
It was wild. But anyway, it's not an ad.
Check it out. Accused.
I think that's the last episode. And the black guy, we know him from somewhere.
I just don't remember his name because I'm not male with the names. All right.
Hold on. And the RIPs, we also want to say RIP to DJ Funk.

He was the ghetto house creator from Chicago.

Okay.

Very, it's like a subgenre of house music.

Really, really, really big in Chicago.

He just passed away as well.

So.

Rest in peace. Rest in peace.

Peace.

You fucked me up with this DJ Funk

and Tony, Tony, Tony shit.

I'm sorry.

It's terrible. Nah, now I have to play Tony,.
We are losing our legends. I feel like that was a health joke at us again.
I swear. I swear.
I feel like that was a health joke at us. I ain't take that one that way again.
She got a couple in the bag though. She ain't finished.
That one I ain't take as a health joke. We can't crack jokes on Miss Pilates.
You can't say anything to her anymore. She good.
No, we can't say nothing about Miss Pilates or Zempic. That's hate right there.
Zempic. Nah, she look good, man.
You kill it, man. Don't let nobody stop you, man.
I'm not. I was there at 645 in the morning today.

Pilates?

The gym.

If I go take some old Zempick, I'm going to come in here throwing up. I'm going to come in here just in bad shape, man.
That's why I just try to be natural. My body is a hospital.
Blow my mind Yeah, let me let the hook rock for a little bit.

I've been cutting it off too early.

Here you go. Y'all didn't see that Amber Rose interview.
Nah. I only saw the clip.
All right. She gave her version of her versus Jocelyn.
That was juicy. What else did she say? She said Kanye got with her by booking on a fake video shoot.
Shout out to fake video shoots. Shout out to fake video shoots.
Effective. It works.
It works, bro. Instant gratification.

Instant.

Either she's available to do the vid or nah.

Fake video shoot.

Fake hosting.

You book the hotel.

Anything where she come to a city away from home and.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hotel.

You know what I mean?

Hold on.

Boyfriend not breathing down her neck.

Just got to wait for a little bit.

You know what I mean? Couple glasses of Boyfriend not breathing down her neck. Just got to wait for a little bit.
You know what I mean? A couple glasses of wine or something, whatever she's into. She's going to be hungry at some point.
At some point. After the video.
After the video, huh? Little Denny. After the video? You just landed.
You hungry? Oh, yeah. Right off the plane.
What are you talking about? Right off the plane, little wet willies. Denny's.
Denny's high. Denny's be high, though.
Wendy's just dropped a junior Baconator. Come on now.
What's up? That shit was looking juicy on the commercial. I ain't gonna lie to the bitches that want that, man.
I love them. I used to.
I mean, you want a what? That shit almost had me back at Wendy's. You want a hamburger? It's not 89 cents no more.
How much is it? The $2 choice? Oh, man. I love you I love you With a small fry In a full piece Have one of them bookings like that And I'm picking up Two adult actresses From the city Are you knocking them off So I'm like yo We going to the spot There's food there What kind of food I'm running down the menu These motherfuckers We want McDonald's Yeah I was like.
I was like, oh, shit. Those be the ones.
They give it to you. They give it to you right in the car, man.
Right in the car. Just take me.
Open the door. Let's be adventurous.
Let me put my head out the window. Let's be adventurous.
A girl that eat McDonald's. I'm never.
You can tell. Man, he ain't lying.
Even if she bad, if they eat McDonald's, they down for, if you eat fast food, if you have an option to take them to a nice restaurant or wherever, and they said, no, I want Chinese food, Wendy's or McDonald's, you in for a time. That's the girl that has given the ops her phone location, and they will be there at your house.
Well, that's now. That's now.
I'm talking about years ago. They wasn't doing that before.
That's now. They wasn't doing that before.
Now, yeah. If you already want a burger and fries real quick and let's hurry up and get to the house.
You're going to die. Yeah, you're dead, buddy.
We talking about knocking it over in the vehicle. Hey.
The parking lot. Yeah, the parking lot.
Hey, yo, you know, I remember... Hey, yo, yo.
I remember police called me one time in the car.

What you doing?

I hate... You know what I'm doing, nigga.

I hate when they ask you that question you have to answer.

Now I got to lie.

What y'all was doing?

Oh, no, I was just...

That's how they call Mr. C.

Rest in peace, man.

Rest in peace.

But that is how they call Mr. C.

Mr. C would not get some privacy.

That nigga was at the junction in the car, no tent.

The cops was like that.

What you talking?

Moving on.

I'm like, don't put the camera on me.

For real, after he got called the first time, he was still in the street.

He was in his bag.

That's my nigga, man.

I love Mr. C.
What, I ain't turn on him like hip-hop did when that shit happened? Fuck y'all talking about? Nigga, that's my man, but come on. He was a good guy.
Get a room, man. Probably could've got a hotel room.
Ed Lover tried to line me. Here's the thing.
Ed Lover tried to line you. Because he was making Mr.
C jokes When it first happened And then I ended up

At a

He used to run

A radio station

Like an internet radio station

That him and my man's hat

So I'm doing my man's show

Shout out to Gotti

And

Ed Lover was present

Cause he's like

The owner of the station

So Gotti

Announcing me

Or whatever

And he was like

I saw him look over

And go

He's like yeah

Next thing I know

He had some people come

Try to lock me in a room

I'm like

Girl bra

Thank you. announcing me or whatever.
And he was like, I saw him look over and go, that's a bitch. He's like, yeah.

Next thing I know,

I had some people come,

try to lock me in a room.

I'm like, yo, bro.

Because he was like,

I ain't appreciate.

He was saying that all of that shit,

because when it first came out,

was false.

And everybody making jokes,

he was like riding for his mans.

And he had a problem with it.

I love that all of C's friends

was riding for him.

They was riding. I absolutely love that.
They was riding. Hot 97 family was riding.
with it. I love that all of C's friends was riding for me.
They was riding.

I absolutely love that.

They was riding.

97 family was riding.

It was.

I love that.

Because again,

at that time in hip hop,

hip hop's response

wasn't as sensitive

and delicate

as it is today.

They was handling C.

Crazy.

It was.

And you don't know

what could help lead

to somebody's mental state

in a certain way. Mental wasn't a thought back then.
The shit you say, how it could affect somebody, You don't know what could help lead to somebody's mental state.

Mental wasn't a thought back then.

The shit you say, how it could affect somebody,

wasn't nobody thinking about that.

I will say this.

Let's remove it from C, but I can see why a nigga, not with men,

but go to Pennsylvania.

Yo, my girl.

I can see why niggas go to Pennsylvania Avenue, I saw a nice one I saw a bad one I ain't gonna lie I wish Ish was in my spirit meaning like I had to talk game because I saw a nice one like why would you need talk game? because I wanted to ask what are you doing? you ain't gotta do this, right? Yeah, you ain't got to do that. You ain't got to do this.
She was fire on Pennsylvania and Brooklyn. You know that back street shit by White Castle? I know what you're talking about.
Ooh. Because I read it in the paper.
Yeah, sure. You've driven by it on the way to the airport.
No, I would drive to Brooklyn. Pay.
I'm at a Brooklyn game. Oh.
Yo, listen. I'll go ahead and stitch on myself.
So, y'all know I always say that my girl goes out of her way to ruin my Instagram experience.

Yes.

And in her defense,

I think she has a different Instagram

than I have.

I think she has

Instagram Plus

or Instagram Premium.

Because she showed me.

On her shit,

she'll be looking

at some cooking shit

and in the top right corner,

it'll say

a big picture of me

with a heart

to something I like that's not what she's looking at. It'll show you three.
It'll show you what they liked. It'll take you right to where your man is getting his shit off in his bag.
And then at the bottom it says, yo, Joe Budden, like, but, whatever. So sometimes she go on my followers and then she'll hit me on the text.
Yo catfish bitch you following Yo this bitch you following She's 22 dog Knock it off what are you doing The other day she just popped up in the text Yo this chick right here you following Catfish and this other chick is a dude I said wait I said wait I said wait Why you always playing around A dude how What you mean yo What exactly what you mean yo Show me where I'm following a dude Man sure enough She sent me some nigga It was a girl but her face was strong It was extra see, wow. Nice jawline.
I get a little tricky. I can see how looking at homegirl boy.
It would get. Man, I just unfollowed me.
I didn't want that. I didn't want the argument.
You didn't want the headache. I didn't want the headache.
I was like, nigga caught me. Nigga caught me slipping.
Do you take your like back? Huh? Yeah, nigga. Are you crazy? All of them.
Immediately. Every like.
Bop, bop. Now they got this shit where you could click one profile or show you all the pictures that you like from them.
Take them all back right there. I still be laughing every time they show, but then the clip will never die of me on couples therapy when Carmen was talking and I do the face like this.
I laugh every time I see that clip. But I'm like, yo.
Well, everybody in that room knew already. I was the only one that didn't know.
But I'm sitting there like, yo, I don't hear this nigga saying transition and shit. Like, am I the only one that peep in this? Shout out to Carmen.
I still follow Carmen to this day.

You don't mind that, though.

You don't mind liking pictures.

I remember we tried to crack a joke on you about liking on Instagram a trans picture or a gay picture.

You said, nigga, I'm not.

He's bisexual.

He's not bisexual.

I'm not bisexual.

He's not bisexual, no.

Not in the slightest.

But.

Not at all.

You said that.

You told me itching myself like, yo, nigga, I don't, I like the picture. Yeah, I don't think that means anything.
I don't think it's deeper than, like, if I'm friends with a transgender person and they post a picture and I want to support them, I'm liking it. That don't mean I want to fuck you.
That mean I support you and what you got going on. I know that that's not how some of the...
Of course. The internet don't think that.
Oh, look! We got him! We got him! I'll be afraid. Nigga, I'm with the stallers.
I ain't gonna say that. I can't say that.
But yo, I'll be afraid, yo. The internet.
I know you talk... I know who they talking about out there.
Oh my God. I can't with y'all.
They getting good with the night, Parks.

They getting good with the night.

All right.

Snippity stop.

Are you sure that's you?

All right, move it right along.

Move it right along.

It almost got me.

It almost got me, yo.

Oh, my God.

Something is wrong with you.

I don't have anything else that I need to share.

I don't.

It almost got me, Joe. Take it and good with the knife.
With the knife, yo. Oh, my God.
Something is wrong with you. I don't have anything else that I need to share.
I don't. God, it's nice, bro.
Almost got me, Joe. Take it and good with the knife.
With the knife. Joe.
What? But you know what that means, right? I'm not as mature as you, Joe. But you know what that means? What? A little.
There's a little part of you. Yeah.
No, no, no. He's trying to pee into a bee.
It might just be in your pinky toe. No, no.
That pinky toe is dead.

Big flip.

Let me break it down.

Big flip.

Sometimes you stand and you see somebody and say, okay, I'm questioning it.

But thank God that you have good friends around you that can say, yo, hold on, big dog.

That right there.

In the club.

Yo, I fuck with you.

I know how you feel.

Chill.

Oh, good looking.

And then you look like, damn. They get good I know how you feel.
Chill. Oh, good looking.
And then you look like...

Damn.

They get good with the knife in Brazil.

Brazil!

Are you dumb?

Hey, yo.

Are you dancing to it?

You know who wrote this, right, ma'am?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, jeez.
You. Niggas ended the R.
Don't do the joke. The R ended the R, nigga.
No, nigga. Yeah, he did.
He did. He did, but come on, Joe.
It won't stop, man. I mean, society.
I just got cursed out over there on the internet because of that, man. Music is music, yo.
Them two, hold up now. Come on, nigga.
See? All right, let me preface this with the R and the D'ar. The R and all Sleepers

They wasn't up to no good. She said, fuck you, mom.
Them **** had a plan. Yeah.
Oh, my Lord. All right.
Okay. Yo, man, hold on, Joe.
They got rid of the... They packed him up.
Oh, my Lord. They packed his ass.
I just saw a podcast. I didn't watch it, but when he was singing on the phone, I'm like, who the fuck is that? Like, they got to be one of his peoples.
It's a white girl. Wait, y'all don't remember when the R was singing for the Honorable Elijah Muhammad? Oh, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
No. You didn't see that? Let me save you from yourself.
No, save him.

You mean medicine Farrakhan.

Yes, I'm doing that.

Not Elijah Muhammad.

I didn't say nothing wrong.

Elijah Muhammad was gone by that time.

You mean medicine Farrakhan?

No.

That wasn't Farrakhan.

That was Farrakhan?

Yes.

You tried to make a joke.

You know what R. Kelly is?

Stop. All right, we do have sleep R.
Kelly? Let me. Stop.

All right, we do have sleepers.

Damn, my memory is bad.

All right, that was Farrakh on there.

Yeah, Joe, you all right, bro?

Why do I keep clipping these bars, Corey?

I know we're going to go down.

No, we're not going down.

We are not going anywhere.

Who started that?

It's a rat.

Yo, I'll take a magma.

What a rat.

You're going to rat on me and go right to the room somewhere.

Some clip network shit. Damn, we went down But 50 grand I'm on I'm cool All right Stop it Oh my lord Stop Oh yeah, no It went around It went around What y'all doing out there All right Do I have a sleeper? Do I have a sleeper? Oh, I feel like I kind of got to play Tony Man, what you playing me to, man? You sure something nice.
I gotta play Because you be throwing a lot of shots in your sleeper. Play some shit about enemies, huh? My enemies! They run on Yo, they on Vibes' ass about them ticket prices.
Uh, Barclay? Yeah. Sky high.
That high. That's going to be a good show.

23,000 was in the queue trying to get tickets the second the link went up.

Wow.

That's going to be a good show, though.

I ain't going to lie.

All right, I'm doing it.

I'm doing it for Tony, Tony, Tony, man.

I am going with...

Lay your head on my pillow.

Awesome. Lay your head on my pillow.
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, relax, relax It was made so good Here we are in the room together Holding hands and it's gonna get better And I know that you're in the mood Yeah So put your purse down and take off your jacket oh girl it's about to get nasty and you love what we're gonna do so lay your head on my pillow yeah baby and just relax relax because this was big oh yeah Oh, relax, because this was made to go.

And just relax, relax, relax, because this was made to go.

Won't you pull out the sheets and lay down and put your head my shoulders Let me tell you how I wanna feel You're the girl that knows my pleasure So let me go down and find my treasure Let me see where my pearl is at So lay your head on my pillow And just relax, relax, relax

What's next to you

And just relax, relax

What's next to you Relax, relax, relax. You know that's bad what makes the girl feel more than the thing you want to do.

Yeah, baby.

And just relax, relax.

Because that's what's next.

And just relax.

Just relax Yeah Like you can pop it up They can always lay on my pillow Like you can pop it up They Making always. Making always.
Just relax, relax, relax. I know my best was meant to do.
That is grand old music from Tony, relax, relax right now it's a six-minute record so I'll just do my own fade out but if you got some time let it ride out it's beautiful it is it's great song rest in peace again all right I'm going big Jersey this is lady London is you crazy Ain't shit about me bassin' Yeah! Yeah! LASIK, my beats with Jay-Z Fox niggas tryna date me, bitches you crazy Bitch, are you mad? I just be hearing this dumb shit you sad You better watch when you pop in your shit Watch you done bump in your motherfucking hand Caught me the rollie, caught me the rave And when you see me, you copy and paste I'm in your saved, I'm all in your page Bookmark folders, shit that you named, love I've been in your algorithm You got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand I've been in your algorithm, you got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand I've been in your algorithm, you got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand I've been in your algorithm, you got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand I've been in your algorithm, you got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm, I've been in your algorithm You got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand You took a thousand pictures, I bet a thousand dollars Living a crowded woman, you ain't the baddest Nothing, you ain't a bad bitch, average You ain't cut from the same cloth, same fabric You and her got the same body, same plastic Both of y'all going outside, they tragic It's like tragic Ain't shit about me basic Nigga rich, nigga face it Real worst, I'm wasted Let's put that shit on, it's still fly when I'm naked Shit heavy, he embrace it Tating hoes can't see me, bitch need LASIK I'm a beat to a Jay-Z Fuck niggas tryna date me, bitches you crazy I got rats, I sew it up, like fuck you again No baby father, rats at a little boy party I throw it at Chuck E. Cheese I don't do nothing, I'm still in a jewelry You did all that fucking, you still in a u But don't do all that huffing and puffing, I know that you bluffing I smoke on a bitch like a hookah This ain't like I'm just too faded, all your jewelry look so faded I give a fuck I'm too high man, I need a screwdriver for my bracelet I'm a fly bitch, I don't do weak bitch shit, I don't lease it Pussy out pink pink slip, and you know the truth, crap the cold is cool Girl your APR looking like it's old as you.
Come on. Ain't shit about me basic.
Like a rich nigga face it. Real roasted and wasted.
Let's put that shit on us. Don't fly when I'm naked.
Shit heavy, he embrace it. Tating hoes can't see me.
Bitch needs LASIK. I'm a beat to a Jay-Z.
Fuck niggas trying to date me. Is you crazy? And that is Is You Crazy Lady London.
Again, big Jersey. Shout out to Lady London.
I am going to play some Roy Ayers music via a sample. That's sn out there in Bucktown We doing it like this, check it out This is the story of a place that we call home Where the kids pack heat when it's time to roam Everybody's on a scramble, life's a gamble Hopping on a white horse, trying to get a handle On the fast pace that we call the last race Step with precaution when you're into this place We got a spot on every block to make your dreams come true Just come correct what the snaps is all you do Dump come crying broke, still trying to cop the dope What parts are no? Do not you understand, bro? We can't afford to take shorts Or be playing sports Empires need to be built Mack, Pinsport Or even court for them Deceased ass hustlers And we still got the pound For y'all living motherfuckers What goes around Comes back to the roots See you at the revolution And Crook look true I'm on a night For a hard and roll right now Through F.A.
collar Now I'm fed with the face now Me and my people's taste mild I ain't need it. We handcuffing me, taking hold of we into custody For crushing in by some wire wrestling beats After going through the bullshit we get released to hit the streets Where the war's still on for all of y'all Cause they kept rule locked behind the wall No time at all of fake low jacks Perhaps when the gap's been, niggas won't even know what happened I'll be glad when my man come home Cause in this zone motherfuckers grab your crown And To my niggas in Red Hook, liquor shot To all my niggas in Green Voight, liquor shot To all my niggas in Boatsville, liquor shot And all my niggas in the 90s, just liquor shot To all my shorties all around, yeah, liquor shot To all my shorties out in Bed-Stuy, liquor shot To all my shorties out in C.I., liquor shot of my shitties on the fuck town, lick a shot The odds read time as lead shreds bond Currency change hands from yours to mine Greenbacks talk bullshit, floats on water Pager going north, core coming from headquarters I was told if the secret code appears It means I'm wide, want dad, prepare for warfare Fuck the troops, we bringing the nooseose for your loose talk So think smart, arrest the parts if you do start our fucks with The boss will fuck being rich, world is born as a motherfucking war going on Stand strong on your own too mister Or come confront the grim ripper Black hoodie on black dust, he fatigues Bloody red eyes from puffing on the black wings he lurks in the shadow So when you sleep in the battle, that'll be until you won't live the time Salute to each and every hood labeled truth Doing what you gotta do to break in the loop The time has come for Armageddon Give nurture to your seeds and load up your guns done I'm catchin' vibes that something ain't right It's gettin' little hits, stomach fill stomach filling up tight Damn these little nappy head cheat Straight bastards running around town With the grunge trying to blast shit Ain't nothing sweet like the dark streets of Bed-Stuy Creeping population ending up in CI Take a ride through the Flatbush side See the dread in the court for support Hit we off with the lie Now slide through the field Seth's low.
Say hello to the fam. Then stick to Kim as planned.
Toward the knees, something's going on. So burn the buzz and all my peoples in Medina.
Stay strong. That's home sweet home.
Smith & Wesson. Rest in peace, Roy Ayers.
Smith & Wesson also has a new album out. It's pretty dope.
Go check that out. And Mel, you're up to bat.

All righty.

I am going to play new old music.

Okay.

You know, in remembrance of Dwayne Wiggins,

Tony, Tony, Tony, one of my favorite songs ever made.

Whatever you want.

My son.

Bitch.

I wanted to play that actually like a couple of months ago.

It's cool.

Ain't nothing wrong with it.

It's okay.

It's okay. I'm only wanting to expose you to the final things I hope you might get me Girl, you don't need no sympathy You just need someone to give Whatever you want Girl, you know I can't provide Whatever you need Whatever you can't do it, I can't do it I can't do it Now maybe I should try A while over Show your right, no right Or take your shopping Out on the top That make you feel your best I'll go out of my way To make sure you have everything.
I want to be the one who will always be there to give you whatever you want. Whatever you need.
Whenever you need me Whatever you want Whenever you need me So In the case you think that I will try to find a game on you. So sure as my names go away.
I'll be there for you and I'll treat you just like me. And give you five minutes.
Never have to worry about another in your place. Believe me when I say, whatever you want.
Girl, you know I can't come out Whatever you need Whatever you want Girl, you know I can't come out Whatever you need Whatever you need, you can't You out. Whatever you need.
Whatever you need, you're called. You can't be by.
Now you know I've never been a time to have a loss of words. So I tell you, these feelings I have for you, they are so true.
Girl, I heard someone say that love can be so blind, yeah I'll give you your space to go and you know I'll always be there When they should think that I will try to have a game of these Just as sure as my fingers go away I'll be there for you and I will

And give you five days

Never had a word without another

In your place

So believe me when I say

Whatever you want

Whatever you need

Whatever you need me

Whatever you need Whatever you need me Whatever you want, girl Whatever you need me Whatever you want, girl I will be right there for you I love you, my son, you only really know the ad-libs Whenever you need me, just call Alright, yeah, sing up now Whatever you want It's back in the day when you had to know the ad-libs to the joint, you know what I mean? It's when the singer wouldn't do runs all through the end of the rap.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. La la la, la la la la.
Rest in peace, Dwayne Higgins. Roy Ayers, DJ Funk.
Hey. What's going on? Hey.
It's going to be short-handed today. What happened? It's going to be short-handed today.
What's going on? Yeah. Benchmore headed all day.
Listen, man. This reminds me of the old days when that was the pod.
Right. Like four people.
Yeah. Well.
Everybody had to have something to say. Be prepared.
Well, research. Pick each other up.
No dead spots. Four people.
Not all of this nine, ten people shit that you niggas is used to. This fucking spoiled treatment.
No, you just did that. This fucking spoiled, rotten shit that you guys are on.
Look, there's four people. They feel like it's empty.
All right. Who's going to do the talking here? Is everybody okay? You asked for it.
Let the fans hear. Something felt like it was missing.
I'm just saying he's shorthanded. He's going to be shhanded.
I'm not short-handed. I got Parks, Flip, and Mel here.
And Ice is here for most of the show. And Imani right there.
My son is there. Corey is there.
Look at Paul right there. I ain't short-handed.
Madheads. It's mad hands.
Erickson here. If Erickson and Parks here, show getting done.
I'm just saying, I have to leave as well. That's why I was saying that.
Oh, I didn't know that. you leaving on now

I'm just saying, like, you know, I have to leave as well. So I'm just, you know, that's why I was saying that.
Oh, I didn't know that.

You leaving until now I'm shorthanded.

You not saying for Patreon?

I get you.

Don't do that.

You know, it's a lot.

I bit my lip.

You not saying for Patreon?

You doing a half day out of this piece?

Joe, you know I got a lot. You know everybody flying in.

You know I got a lot going on, Joe.

They going flying anyway. They flying in whether you did or not.
I had to go this piece. Joe, you know I got a lot.
You know everybody flying in. You know I got a lot going on, Joe.
They going flying anyway. They flying in whether you did or not.
I had to go this morning. I had to go book some hotels.
I had to go a lot. They don't.
You could do that over the phone. No, they don't.
Right on the internet. They could.
Not to pay for it. Yeah.
They need a card on file. And then you have to.
The type of hotels I'm putting them in, they need to see me. I'll hold the room they'll hold the room yeah true so a credit card authorization form wouldn't work yes but some of the you have to three days prior oh oh yeah alright so you're doing a half day today don't start to shoot it really is a half yeah it's like a quarter it's like a quarter of the day Joe don't do that to you man I came in held it down in.
Held it down. We were so glad to see you.
I did my thing, Paul? Did your thing. Thank you.
Absolutely. You really did.
The team called me. The team been calling me, you know, giving me, saying that, you know, I've been pretty good.
That feels good. No, you've been doing good.
Seriously. All jokes aside.
I appreciate that. That means a lot, yo.
My man is leaving after a quarter of the day. Only if we get to turn up the first 30 minutes.
You know what, brother Joe? How you going to leave after a quarter of the day? Like, come on, man. Quarter of the what? Of the day.
You said something before that. I said pay, but it was a mistake.
Oh. I didn't mean to do that.
Yeah, we got to play more ball. We got to play ball again sometime soon, man.
How's your body feeling, Joe? My knees are out of socket, but... Did you call Michael Paul to check if someone was your knee? No, I did the first thing I normally do, which is give time time, see if my body will just heal itself magically while I'm sleeping.
It hasn't done that yet. That little last move where I tried to sham God, but I can't, so my knees buckled.
I don't know what's going on. It's cool.
I got bigger fish to fry. I got weight to lose.
Of course you got bigger fish to fry. Some of y'all out there body shaming me.
I see your bodies. I just want you to know

your bodies

are visible too.

Guys, it's tricky body

shaming now and I vote to bring it back.

Some of y'all

bad built motherfuckers out there

I've been silent on because body

shaming is bad. It is.
But when you do it first, I can get you back. Hey.
It go. Some of y'all body shaming me went and got the fucking bundle package out there from Dr.
Ari and Dr. Paz and y'all got hips done, legs done, lipo, stomach sculpture, tits done, BBL, mouth done, jawline done, some of y'all got a lot done, body shaming me.
Do that with the Royars. I just want you to know I see it.
I see it out there, man. Y'all hold it down.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows.
Well, I've been reading the comments. It don't look like y'all been praying.
Y'all ain't been praying for niggas. Keep us in your thoughts.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. I bid you adieu.
Farewell. Adios.
Cerebra. Dirti.
Hasta la vista. Au revoir.
So long. Goodbye.
Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last. As if it's all we have.
Hey. You know what I mean? Never shorthanded.
More better blues. Never shorthanded.
Way more hands on deck than extremely blessed. Alright man Don't throw shots at me Remember moment You hold it down man Everybody have a good weekend Remember God is good Remember Tupac kids If don't nobody else care He does Here you go Hey Hold up man Let me check on y'all For the weekend Anybody got weekend plans plans? Anybody doing anything exciting and fun? Nothing planned, really, no.
I got the room this weekend. Hey, let's go.
Positivity highlighter. Yes, yes, I'll be sending you.
Tell them where they can check it out. Patreon.com forward slash flip the network.
I unsubscribed from that shit, but I'm still getting emails. Why you unsubscribed? Because I saw what I needed to see.

Now, after some more heat

come back, I'm right back.

Hey, I saw he was the last

name announced. I seen it.

What you on, man, for the weekend?

Just working on some H&B stuff.

H&B?

Hot Mother.

I thought that stand for something else.

She thought she came up. Hot bitches.
She thought she got a restaurant deal. She doing something with the hot bitches.
Let's go, Mel. Hot and bother.
All right, working on some shit. What's that attire, too? What's that? Maroon? Burgundy? I asked her to stay.
How do you think it's still going good? She wouldn't't listen Remember that song? Think it's still going good, hey Wonderful That's right, protect it You don't know Maroon 5? Protect it, girl Parks, you be turning on your white people I do Parks, act like you don't know who Maroon 5 is Parks knows Maroon 5 I don the song you were singing, though. Unless you were just out of key or something.
That could definitely be true. That could definitely be true.
I'm not doing nothing this weekend, man. I'll be with my son loving him down.
Next weekend is my dad's birthday. Turn up.
Yeah. We out to the timeshare, buddy.
There you go. Check us out.

We in Atlantic City with ours for pop.

I like that.

Doing it big for pop, man.

Timeshare time.

Y'all are down out there, man.

We love you.

Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.

Until next time, we are gone.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Let me get my Mel. JBP.
JBP. Actually, hold on.
I think I have that clip real quick.

We can end it with a little now. You bodied that Mel.

That's hilarious.

End it with a little Mel very quick.

Big fucking Mel.

Mel wanted to get the fuck out of here.

She said, yo, y'all not getting rid of me like that.

That easy.

She can't play the motherfucking drops.

She can't say what she really is.

You got to stop thinking that, bro.

She can't.

You think she could be herself?

JBP.

JBP. JBP.
JB that, bro. She can't.
You think she could be husband? JVP. JVP.

JVP.

JVP.

JVP.

JVP.

JVP.

JVP.

Where would you be without the JVP?

Bye.