#2298 - Kurt Metzger

2h 39m
Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com

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Speaker 0 Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!

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Speaker 1 I have these shades, you know why? I'll save this gold. Hold on.
Because the future's so bright.

Speaker 1 You gotta wear shades. Oh, nuclear war, the flash, you have 59.
Oh, yeah. It's good.
Protection. I heard.
Get under the table as well. You remember that in high school?

Speaker 1 Did they do that in your high school?

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah. So I'm 47.
Get under the. I was like, yeah, 10 years old, they did that too.
Oh, yeah. They told you, get under the table.

Speaker 1 It's surprisingly long.

Speaker 1 It's like a mask for COVID. It's basically the same thing.

Speaker 1 How is that working? Getting under the table is so dumb. It's a fucking nuclear blast that annihilates buildings.
You're saying getting under my stupid desk with the clam shell.

Speaker 1 Remember those desks with the clam shell? It's the only shot. Yeah.
That's one of my first desks I had as a kid. It's the only shot we got.
Now, I saw Indiana Jones get in a fridge on that on the

Speaker 1 Or was he at Trinity? I don't know. He's like a nuclear test, and he got in the fridge.

Speaker 1 They really made them things back then, you know. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Can you imagine being those guys in like the Manhattan Project when they first do it? They first detonate it, and they're like, what in the holy fuck?

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, they kind of didn't know what was going to happen, right? They didn't know.

Speaker 1 There was a less than zero chance that it would burn up the entire atmosphere of the Earth instantaneously and all life would be over. Well, it's a chance we've got to take it.
They took it.

Speaker 1 They just took it. Yeah.
I wonder if it was bigger than they thought it was. I wonder what.
So, like, no one had ever seen a nuclear explosion before those people did. Aren't they too close?

Speaker 1 Well, they definitely weren't really far away, right? I know a few of them. They're watching people from too close.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, the real problem is the area where they did it is radioactive forever. Like, they did a bunch of these tests out in the desert, and then John Wayne and his crew went out to

Speaker 1 cancer. Yeah.
My voice of Excuse me. Exactly.
Genghis Ton. Yeah.
And it's a terrible movie.

Speaker 1 It's one of the most amazing because it's cursed from the gate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's probably cursed by Genghis Khan.

Speaker 1 I hope that we. We're going to make a bullshit version of one of the most fascinating human beings that has ever lived.
A bullshit version of their life. It would be a John Wayne movie from the 1960s.

Speaker 1 I look at it. Was it even the 60s? Was it the 50s?

Speaker 1 Is that the original

Speaker 1 whitewashed movie?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 no, not whitewashed, but like, like, you know, Jada Pinkett Smith made Cleopatra, where it's like Cleopatra's black on Netflix, and it was like, it was like she clearly sees Cleopatra as her, and it's like a suck-up to herself.

Speaker 1 And John Wayne, I'm sure, was thinking that with Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan was 65.
Yeah, so that's like Jada Pinkins. No, it says 56, The Conqueror.
Yeah. This is the 66.

Speaker 1 Hold on. What was the 65 one?

Speaker 1 Who did that one? Is that John Wayne? No. Oh, Omar Sharif.
Okay. That's closer to the family.
So they've done a few of those. Yeah, you're getting a little closer with Omar Sharif.

Speaker 1 But even then, you should be getting a guy from Mongolia. I mean, if you want me to believe that it's Genghis Khan, find a guy in Mongolia.
There's got to be a guy from the Monster Man. Oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 He's not that hard. I don't want you to believe.
I want you to identify with him and see yourself reflected.

Speaker 1 Does John Wayne wokely wanting to see himself reflected in the story of Genghis Khan? Do you think so? I think it was

Speaker 1 a giant movie, and they offered him a shit ton of money, and he's he's a giant movie star. He's not his project? And there was only like five movie stars back then.
Was it John Wayne's project?

Speaker 1 You know what? Maybe I'm wrong. Can I take off my Trump

Speaker 1 One Piece is really hot.

Speaker 1 Now, I put this on. I put it on over your clothes, though.
I put it on over my shirt because

Speaker 1 the great job so far

Speaker 1 out there. Every time I come, Jamie has a boss at Bizarre Merch.
I already said those things. Okay, let me tell you.
I put this on to celebrate. I told Jamie.

Speaker 1 Because Because Hoctua has been pardoned.

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 finally. Finally.
Julian Assange only took, what did it take, 20 years ago? Wait a minute, are you serious? Are you joking? I'm dead serious.

Speaker 2 It's not a part, but the SEC said no charges.

Speaker 1 Same job.

Speaker 1 So is that because she didn't have anything to do with the crime? Or is it because there wasn't a crime? What is it? There's a crime. I don't think.
But is it a crime? Is it illegal?

Speaker 1 This is the question with all this fake money stuff. This is why it's so confusing.

Speaker 1 If you have these meme coins and people are genuinely making millions of dollars from real meme coins, but it's still, it's kind of bullshit. It's kind of a fake money.

Speaker 1 And anybody can kind of make it and then sell it. Like there's no rules, right? Like you can dump, you can dump it, right?

Speaker 1 Did I tell you my buddy was making, they wake those AI slaves that they stack to make like memes and coins? A lot of these guys live in Puerto Rico or like Dominican Republic because of taxes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the guys that make those coins, they refer to people who buy those coins as degenerate gamblers. Right.
Because that's what they are. So that's all it is.

Speaker 1 I mean, you could say, why is the stock market less degenerate gambler than that? I guess because

Speaker 1 I don't know why. Maybe you get backed up on certain investments by the government because there's a little bit more fake regulation.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 It is kind of crazy that it's based entirely on information and confidence about a company.

Speaker 1 And it can go up or down depending upon who like the CEO gets caught sleeping with or what new environmental law sounds like magical is what it sounds like crazy and your whole like in 2008 when everything just crashed there was this dude who lived next to me this this I had a lot next to my house in California and this guy wanted to build a house it was the saddest fucking thing man because this was like in 2012

Speaker 1 When we were living there, this dude was raking his lawn, and so I went over just to talk to him.

Speaker 1 There's no house there. And the dude would just like clean up brush and shit.
He was like a responsible landowner and he didn't even have a property on it, a house on it.

Speaker 1 And I said, are you going to build here? Because I knew you were going to build here a while back, but we never heard anything. And he's like, I lost everything in the crash.
He goes, I saved up.

Speaker 1 all my life working. I had this dream to build this house on this.
And the property was really beautiful. It was like on the top of the hill, like looking down on this valley.

Speaker 1 It would have been an amazing place to like finally die. Right.
You know, get to the end. This guy was old, man.
And

Speaker 1 he was just like super bummed out, man. This is a real John Steinbeck story you got.
Because

Speaker 1 it's all just based on,

Speaker 1 like, it's not gold, right? It fluctuates. Companies can go under.
The stock market can crash. The money can disappear.
It's like, it's not stable.

Speaker 1 It's a wild gamble. Some would call it Babylonian money magic.
But it's so nuts that that's what our economy is based on instead of

Speaker 1 actual assets.

Speaker 1 It's nothing crazy about it.

Speaker 1 But it's so crazy that you can do the meme coin thing where you can just have like, okay, let's just have almost no rules and just go buck wild and have Cockcoin and have Cockcoin trading for $150 a coin.

Speaker 1 It's a bunch of nerds that some of the nerds are smarter than the other nerds, but they all think they're smarter.

Speaker 1 That's how you get tricked is because

Speaker 1 on Hawk DuCoin, I could ask offie Zill next time he's here, but I'm pretty sure the people that got scammed thought they were going to get out early.

Speaker 1 Like, they had been sold, and I know this has to be illegal. They were sold the idea that they were the initial, you know, the whatever, the early bird, early bird and

Speaker 1 the colours. They can't pull their own.
And they weren't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they weren't because they had gotten in on the ground floor. So that's why I think that if I had to guess where the big fraud is, but she's like George Foreman with his grill.

Speaker 1 Like George Foreman didn't make a grill. I told you that she's 22 years old.
That girl probably knows almost nothing. She's Jack Shay.
I know almost nothing, and she probably knows less than me.

Speaker 1 Howie Mandel's son-in-law is the guy behind HawkToolcoin. What? I told you last time.
His name's DJ something. Did you? DJ at LA or something.
So much information when I talk to you.

Speaker 1 When I get a text message from you, I always take a deep breath. I know.
Well, you sometimes.

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Speaker 1 What do we got? By the way, that thing you were saying, were you just describing the market right now? Yeah. I was just chuckling like, oh, yes, but Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme.

Speaker 1 Not that shit. Social Security is the word.
That's the one that we got to tackle. That scheme.

Speaker 1 Not all the other things, such as what you just described pretty well, I think okay so what are the big problems with social security let's lay it out as seen by Kurt Metzger people well people are gonna want it because they paid into it entitled that's a problem I see got to get in there

Speaker 1 dude

Speaker 1 why are you Steve Bannon is a hundred percent right he said it on Jimmy's show about Trump because Trump says he's not gonna touch it all these pricks on both sides want to cut that out and I and then they want to have you should have the freedom to invest you into the stock market or like a 401k You know, the things that sometimes are like hot to a coin that don't pay out?

Speaker 1 Social security has never missed a payment to anybody.

Speaker 1 That's probably to a fault, because I'm sure there is fraud, because it's never missed a payment. So why don't you go get the fraud out of it, okay?

Speaker 1 I'm actually irritated thinking about it, because we played Howard Luttnick. Did you see that guy, Howard Luttnick, that's Trump's commerce secretary, I want to say, talking to,

Speaker 1 who the hell is he talking to about why

Speaker 1 social security? He goes, if my mother-in-law, my 95, didn't get her Social Security check, she's not going to call and complain. Really, billionaire guy, your mother-in-law will be fine.

Speaker 1 I did hear someone say that. I saw it right

Speaker 1 pick Trump. I didn't see him say it, but just there's no way to do that right.

Speaker 1 Like, to look at that statement the most charitable way. Do you know people who are living barely? There's so many people.

Speaker 1 If you're on Social Security, you're getting a very small amount of money, you're on a very fixed income, and you're owed. And if you don't, if you miss a month, that's a big fucking deal, man.

Speaker 1 And And you're old and you don't need that kind of stress in your life. You know, if you're old as fuck and then all of a sudden your social security stops, that's fucking terrifying.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what the plan is by these prick oligarchs?

Speaker 1 What they want is, so first Doge, so just everybody freaking out about Doge, and which you're such a like uninformed, Doge is not going to be anything. I got news for everybody.
Ask Thomas Mazzie.

Speaker 1 That guy's who's right.

Speaker 1 That continuing resolution means everything got funded again until the next time when they're going to do another continuing resolution because they said last time this is going to be this is what mask explains so everything's funded plus another six billion for the Pentagon

Speaker 1 so people are freaking out but there's nothing cut but you know what I bet they are going to get to your entitlements

Speaker 1 wait a minute they'll make sure to cut that but they have not Ukraine not Israel God forbid or well they haven't even started with military so but just wiping out like the USAID stuff right if They definitely have cut a lot.

Speaker 1 That's discretionary. So that just means the money's still in the budget, but I don't know.
It'll go all day, Israel. I have no idea what it means.

Speaker 1 It's discretionary. It's discretionary.

Speaker 1 So that means the programs are cut, but the money is still allocated somewhere else.

Speaker 1 It's still up there in the blob going to whatever. Do you think they really made a Guatemalan gender non-binary musical? No,

Speaker 1 they didn't. Somebody bought a gun or something.

Speaker 1 That's what happened. Of course.
So,

Speaker 1 literally, no change.

Speaker 1 Was it a genius, though, to call it USAID? Because you have to be for it. Well, like Patriot Act.
I think this part should be the crime because it's USA ID.

Speaker 1 But they color the A the same color as the I and the D. Do they? Yeah, so you think it's USAID? Dirty.
But I didn't know. Is that really how they do it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So see the deception on purpose with that? That's rude. Yeah.
That's that's rude. It's USA ID, not that.
Wow.

Speaker 1 More like USAIDs, am I right?

Speaker 1 Talk to him.

Speaker 2 It says, yeah, it's like from the American people, which is like, wow.

Speaker 1 It's so tricky. Oh, good.
Put my name on that evil shit you just said. Thank you.
It's so tricky because USAID just seems like a great name for a real charitable organization.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it sounds like very America. You know why it sounds so America? Because it's called USAID, but it's not for anyone here.
Right, but also you have to support all AIDS. Okay, if you're not,

Speaker 1 if you're not even thinking, like,

Speaker 1 no information in the news at all, if someone tells you, do you want to cut aid, you're a good person. You're going to say no.
Of course, we don't want to cut aid. This is U.S.
aid.

Speaker 1 They're going to cut U.S. aid.
Like, oh my God, where do I sign? Well, as a guy who's going to stop the, we need aid. Everyone needs aid.

Speaker 1 Okay, but the leaders, see, look, I'm cynical as a guy who's never been in politics.

Speaker 1 The way these people operate is where they're saying the exact opposite of the thing they just said. That's conscious.
They're doing that. They're like, that's the game.

Speaker 1 You got to just tell a complete lie and go completely back on it. Well, even just calling it U.S.
aid when it's the United States Agency for International Development. Yeah.
Like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 What do you guys do? Well,

Speaker 1 how about the Patriot Act when it's the U.S. Department of Spying on your dick pics and your phone? How about that? Deception.

Speaker 1 How about all of it? Are we keeping the Patriot Act? I know that. I hope that was a good thing.
Let's ramp it up. We need a number three.
We did.

Speaker 1 Number two is just too weak these days with all the cybersecurity risks. I got great news.
Oh, this is my Timber Sycamore shirt. What is that?

Speaker 1 That's the operation where Obama started, you know, to put to get rid of Assad and install an al-Qaeda leader in Syria. Wait a minute.
It has a t-shirt?

Speaker 1 No, I have a charity called Shirts for Kurds where I take the names of operations. I go make me a t-shirt that I will wear around that looks like a band or something.

Speaker 1 So I got some good. This guy, Fret Pound, his name is sent this to me.
He sent it to the club. So what are you wearing?

Speaker 1 Timber Sycamore, classified weapons supply and training program run by the United States Central Intelligence Agency and supported by the United Kingdom and some Arab intelligence services, including Saudi intelligence.

Speaker 1 The aim of the program was to remove Syrian President Bashar al-Assad from power, launched in 2012 or 2013.

Speaker 1 It supplied money, weaponry, and training to Syrian opposition groups fighting Syrian government forces

Speaker 1 in the Syrian civil war. There's a lot of Syrians.
That's where we armed Al-Qaeda.

Speaker 1 So, any guys watching out there, or gals that you got any limbs blown off guard in a poppy field for a warlord, Al-Qaeda, we installed them. We're back together with them.
We're cool again. So

Speaker 1 you don't have to shoot them if you see them. Bad guys.
Al-Qaeda? Cut them some slack. I like

Speaker 1 Al Qaeda on the bottom. What did I send you something earlier today? Oh, I didn't look at it.
The Sean Ryan?

Speaker 1 About

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Speaker 1 Point your toes west. I brought to light how we are sending $40 to $87 million to the Taliban for about a year now.
It's more than that.

Speaker 1 I've mentioned it quite a few times. And I've seen the back before the State Department said they accidentally gave them the money.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know how we left the wrong way and left all our stuff and didn't disab we thought it was disabled, disabled, but it wasn't. Well, that's the lithium triangle that Afghanistan's in.

Speaker 1 So I'm sure that's part of the deal. We give them all our stuff.
Hey, they played a good game. Give them some helicopters.
And

Speaker 1 we can train terrorists there because most of the Islamists came from us or Saudis or Israel or Pakistan, most of them.

Speaker 1 And we paid them like $100 million out of the State Department. Maybe it was the USAID, I don't know.
But

Speaker 1 a dude who showed me a video of it that he had, he wouldn't text it to me. He was like scared to text it to me.
But this guy used to be a, he had an international press pass.

Speaker 1 He showed me a video of these Taliban guys, and they made like a, like a fort out of American money. Like they made like a

Speaker 1 way more than a chest eye wall of money. Jesus Christ.
And so he wouldn't send it to me. But then two weeks later,

Speaker 1 it comes out in the news that they accidentally, so they slipped in the true, they slipped in that they gave it to them. But they have lithium there because that's the name of the game.
Right?

Speaker 1 I'm going to say

Speaker 1 this sean rod thing jamie

Speaker 1 so he's so he's right about that

Speaker 1 sorry for the long pause earlier i was trying to figure something out

Speaker 1 so he's right what he's saying but i'm like you weren't aware of this earlier sean as a guy that ran a cartel or whatever that's where he came from he's in colombia running a drug network they don't just let

Speaker 1 Americans do that unless they're like, you know, come on, you to get. Well, he was openly working for the government, right?

Speaker 1 When he was doing that? Oh, you don't think he was selling the drugs on behalf of the government?

Speaker 1 I don't know what he's even admitting. It's a dude.
It's a Kim. By the way, I really like this guy.
I know you have issues with him.

Speaker 1 I don't have any personal issues. I like him a lot.
Well, I don't have any personal issues.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say that. He's a killer.

Speaker 1 There's guys that get into the military, start working for the government, become agency people, get hired to do jobs all over the world. And I know a bunch of them.

Speaker 1 And they're some of the most interesting people I've ever met. 100%.

Speaker 1 But they don't agree with the way things are being run. And if they've done that and then they step out and then they start talking about it like Sean Ryan,

Speaker 1 you got to kind of like. That makes total sense.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everything you're saying is perfectly reasonable. Now I remember when the Tesla, the guy who blew up his own Tesla outside of Elijah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had this like skull.

Speaker 1 And he was like, oh, we just got word that I got this email. And then all of a sudden, next thing he's in another car, and we're not talking about it no more.
That's an op. That's very op-y.

Speaker 1 Well, it is, but you know, it's also, it also could be if you don't, like, how long has he, how long has Sean Ryan been doing a show? I don't know. He came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 One thing that does happen is you get duped. You know, we've been duped before.
I've had people on the podcast where I'm like, this guy's kind of a con artist. Like, you get duped.

Speaker 1 And you get duped with stories. You get duped.
People send you stuff that's not real. They send you down these rabbit holes that are stupid.
If you're not

Speaker 1 seasoned in this and i'm i'm still fuck it up all the time but if you haven't done a lot of these kind of podcasts where you're talking about controversial issues sometimes you say something that's not totally accurate or maybe the people that are telling you the information aren't who they say they are maybe you're being purposely fed misinformation it's fucking hard to figure it out sometimes it is for me now i'm just saying but what did it what what was proven about the letter right so the dude wrote a letter correct correct?

Speaker 1 Or was it an email? What was it?

Speaker 1 Who's like I did? There's some writing that he was talking about. Oh, about how

Speaker 1 somebody, was it Iran or China or somebody? It was like with the drone. Right.
It was something to do with the Jersey drone situation, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, which I'm guessing is Palmer Lucky's outfit, not China. I'm looking at what I'm saying.
My guess, Palmer Lucky. That's swarm drones.
It's something to see how you deal with it. Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 It's hard to trust super smart dudes who wear flip-flops on podcasts. I saw him with the flip-flops.
I was like, this guy's too crazy. I trust that he has to do that.

Speaker 1 He's making drills and he doesn't even want to have shoes on.

Speaker 1 I might be wrong, but I think his initial start, because he went through some bullshit where he was trying to sell the military something kind of like a robot truck that puts out fires, which you need.

Speaker 1 Crazy. But they don't want stuff to, you know, it's the military.

Speaker 1 He's like a guy in a Spider-Man.

Speaker 1 comic book that like is a reluctant hero like he was a bad guy doing bad things you know what i mean oh yeah it's like like a hacker they caught and they're like now you work for us.

Speaker 1 It's just like, imagine that's your specialty is making awesome weaponry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, you're going to want to do what you do, I guess. Right.
Like, if you're a comic, you want to tell jokes. If you're a guy who makes awesome weaponry, you want to fuck around and find out.

Speaker 1 I mean, as a comic, you use murder language to talk about it, right? Yes. Like, this was going to kill.
Yeah, you crashed. You just cavitate the back of your head out when I tell you about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. God damn, man.
It's like.

Speaker 1 Well, look, I was just. Sean's show, he's had a few people on where I was like, I don't know, dude.
I don't know about this guy. I think Joe McMahon goes.
But I've had a few people on like that.

Speaker 1 I've had a few people on where I was like, I don't know about this guy.

Speaker 1 I'm not going off because I don't believe anything. I just want to hear a new story that doesn't make me bored because I heard a lot of stories, you know? That's all.

Speaker 1 So what happens then, if you tell me something new I haven't heard, I'll remember it because I go, oh, that's interesting. I forget boring things and I remember everything that's interesting to me.

Speaker 1 So later, when I'm looking at news stuff on sidekicking on Jimmy or whatever, now I have all this, it's just the way you write jokes.

Speaker 1 Like I have a, I could cross-reference, I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know, so that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing and

Speaker 1 any kind of writing.

Speaker 1 So you have to analyze stuff. So I just go off the old, you know, you know a tree by its fruits, right?

Speaker 1 That Bible saying, I think it's a correct saying.

Speaker 1 If I know the truth about certain current events and I'm watching and I know your background that you should know this or that, and maybe you don't, though, I allow for that.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, I've seen a bunch of people, that woman from who was like, ISIS is back and Iran is here.

Speaker 1 Who was that woman? The CIA lady. That's a bad impression, by the way.

Speaker 1 I didn't know who you were talking about.

Speaker 1 It was my impression of how she was talking about ICE. So it was when the Tesla truck blew up.
I've been making jokes about it.

Speaker 1 It was like, because I thought, hey, guys, ISIS is back, and no one cares.

Speaker 1 Let's pause for a second. And what did the guy say? Because let's find that note.
No, no, the guy who blew himself up, the Tesla truck. Oh, yeah.
We never got to see it. Oh, nice, Jamie.
There it is.

Speaker 1 It says, first off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control. My first car was a 2006

Speaker 1 Black Ford Mustang V6 for verification.

Speaker 1 We've done this before, Jamie, so we've read this all out. And the Mustang's not correct.

Speaker 1 That's part of the problem, right?

Speaker 2 That might be a signal, though. They were saying that that could just be like a code.

Speaker 1 Oh, right.

Speaker 1 Which is why you would say that in that way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. That would be a way you could.
Yeah. That makes sense, actually.
But why would you do that if this is going to be a public thing?

Speaker 2 I don't know that it was meant to be public, but the

Speaker 2 FBI, I guess, verified that it was from him. They didn't verify the content.
They just said we know that he sent it.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 So who did he send it to? Look at this.

Speaker 2 There was a guy named Shoemate, who's a guy who does an Instagram account that talks about military stuff.

Speaker 2 I don't know if he's a whistleblower officially, but

Speaker 2 by the military account on Instagram.

Speaker 1 So this level of bullshit and this, it was bewildering when I read this about drones, blaming China. Now I remember because I joke about did China send the drones because it was off of this.

Speaker 1 And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, yo, they made up all these little details after the fact.

Speaker 1 There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon.

Speaker 1 It got from mainland China, a big white balloon that says China on it, got over all our bases in the Pacific, which if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay?

Speaker 1 All our balloon sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana. No, that was a actual balloon.

Speaker 1 There was unseasonable, I believe, the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon into Billings, Montana. And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.

Speaker 1 We've had this happen many times when those balloons. Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons that might be UFOs.
Remember that bullshit? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so as soon as you hear all the nonsense coming out, you're like, what is this? So the balloon was just that, a weather balloon. They all know it.

Speaker 1 Remember, like, Biden, why didn't you shoot down this balloon? It's a spy balloon. Don't you, why? Yeah, he purposely left a spy balloon to spy on us.

Speaker 1 It's such bullshit. And then.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, what do you think the spy balloon was? A balloon.

Speaker 1 But it had electronics on it. It had like a.
Oh, okay. Yo, if you look at Zillow, I'm pretty sure it body scans your whole fucking face.
You know, like... Does it?

Speaker 1 My girl likes to look at houses on Zillow. Dude, your phone, the way it's used to track you is unbelievable.
And amateurs, that's how we...

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure the Bernie and AOC rallies where I'm like, there's no way that many people are going to see these losers. Well, that's a fact.
But they tracked the phones of the people. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And then they knew the same people kept going to the same Bernie and AOC concert.

Speaker 1 They were going there, and they were also going to Kamala Harris rallies, and they were going to a bunch of other different left-wing protests. And

Speaker 1 that's a thing. People get paid to be Democrat.
They get paid. It's a real job.

Speaker 1 Like, you can get real money, much more money than you make working at McDonald's, to just show up and grab a sign and get in the stands. And so you can get 24,000 people.

Speaker 1 You know, you have to pay them. But if you do, they'll go.
And you can just keep doing that if you have an insane amount of money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, that's what they've been doing for a while, ever since the T Party.
I forgot the fucking amount of money that she spent on that campaign. She ran a great campaign.
You got to admit that.

Speaker 1 It was pretty rock-type. What was the every Diddy suspect?

Speaker 1 Beyonce, not singing, just talking.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Great commercials, reaching out to men, not going on your show, going on the caller.
I think that's hop to his mom, call her daddy.

Speaker 1 Great job, guys.

Speaker 1 And she lost the cherry on top of that great campaign. Well, what was really funny was afterwards they were asking for money after it's over.
Like, why didn't you save some?

Speaker 1 Dude, they did that after Roe v. Wade to the Democrats.
Yeah, they did immediately. Right after that.
Immediately. Donate.
Which is like. Donate to the Democratic Party.
We're going to protect Roe v.

Speaker 1 Wade. Screaming about Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, who always thought Roe v.
Wade should be overturned on illegal reasons because it's a bad, in her mind, but bad ruling.

Speaker 1 Katie Couric edits out her real feelings out of the book, you know. There's really no way other than AI judges.
AI judges, AI government. That's the only way.
I don't see it.

Speaker 1 Who's going to program God?

Speaker 1 Who's going to program that God that I can believe in? It's going to program itself. It better not be Muslim.
We're going to allow it to program itself.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, I bet you something like that has happened several times. Well, it's going to happen.
I don't know if it has happened. Why do you think it has happened?

Speaker 1 Because these r like

Speaker 1 all these like elite, you know, they go, oh, who's the secret elite running? Right. Well, here's a clue.
And I don't know if this is an obvious clue.

Speaker 1 You know how we still have royalty everywhere? You know, by definition, a bloodline that is should be over you that for some reason we're obsessed with.

Speaker 1 Here in America where we rebelled, people find over Snow White.

Speaker 1 The Bavarian fairy tale to inculcate you with bloodline shit.

Speaker 1 And then people are mad at the big head girl.

Speaker 1 What's her fucking name? That she looks like a mothership alien. The Snow White they got, the Puerto Rican Snow White.
Jesus Christ. I'm forgetting her name.
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 I did not know where you were going there. You know, I...
Yes.

Speaker 1 The young lady. So when it first...
What was her name, Rachel? Yeah, so now if you notice the spin on it, they're putting it all on her. I mean, I'm sure she sucks, but she is very young.

Speaker 1 How about a fucking kid, right? She didn't write that script, though, right? And I don't think she made the no-dwarves decisions. That was Sir Peter Dinklage.
Well, that was crazy, right?

Speaker 1 Like, if you're...

Speaker 1 Do you know when they did the original Snow White? I was listening to Cody Tucker on Instagram. He was talking about this.

Speaker 1 When they did the original

Speaker 1 version of The Wizard of Oz, they couldn't get dwarves because they'd all been killed by the Nazis. So they had to bring them in to film things.
Wait, okay, hold on.

Speaker 1 Where did they film this?

Speaker 1 God, I want to say, find out where the Wizard of Oz was filmed. Wait, so the American dwarves were killed by the Nazis? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 They didn't film it in America. They filmed it in like Bavaria.

Speaker 1 And there was no dwarves there. They didn't want to pay Union dwarves.

Speaker 1 The Nazis have killed them all.

Speaker 1 No one talks about that, apparently. But that was a thing that they killed all of them.
I find that surprising with their supposed love of

Speaker 1 German folklore that they would attack the luckiest creatures.

Speaker 1 Or Cody was

Speaker 1 maybe he's right.

Speaker 2 I think

Speaker 2 it's not exactly that way.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 If the Nazi, like, if they wanted to create a master race, you'd have to imagine that like mentally handicapped people, all those type, they probably have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I know they did because they, as you know, copied them from us where we started that first. That's the rock effect.
We started that?

Speaker 1 yeah eugenics is from america it's all for all the things are from america or england all the things you think of a nazis as some like like an al-Qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out unless there's like constant gain of function right

Speaker 1 we just got to gain of function government yeah

Speaker 1 that's a great that's a great line gain of function government yeah they no you're hey what if we make it more deadly oh no you guys got to be locked down because we cocked up some virus carol recalled that some of the munchkins were German-born actors who'd performed throughout Europe in a midget troupe booked by showman Leo Singer, who arranged to bring them to the United States for filming.

Speaker 1 The Wizard of Oz allowed the actors to escape as Nazis began to extend their reach across Europe in the late 1930s. Well, when did they do the Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 1 39, I want to say. I don't know.
Dude, you just reminded me. They were already killing people.
You just reminded me of something great.

Speaker 1 Even. Okay.

Speaker 1 So this is one of of my favorite historical

Speaker 1 um so you know back in the day the uh jeffrey hudson do you know about jeffrey hudson the queen's dwarf in england uh

Speaker 1 so back in the day wait let me just see the year here so 1619 to 1682 he's lived kind of long i guess for that anyway back then royalty would collect uh

Speaker 1 like you know

Speaker 1 uh dwarves or if you were like really fat because you had some glam problem there's a girl in Spain like that right and someone discovered you

Speaker 1 royals would keep you in like a menagerie like ooh a dwarf and you'd be like the court her dwarf

Speaker 1 like a paris Zeldon dog you know from a you know right so this guy Jeffrey Hudson

Speaker 1 I don't I can't remember what queen it is but for her birthday they baked him into a pie I mean they didn't bake him but they put him in a pie okay so she was presented with this gigantic this pie this and he jumps out and it starts dancing on the table and she loved it I think he belonged to another noble family.

Speaker 1 It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had like a little sword.
And

Speaker 1 he would, one of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go,

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. Yeah.
That laugh. Look at my voice is going from yelling at hobos.

Speaker 1 Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him.
You got to take care of him, you know. Jesus Christ.
Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know?

Speaker 1 Imagine trying to be a jester back then and walk the line between knowing what's across the line, where the king's going to cut your hand off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff. It's like a fun roast.
I think the world was way more like Game of Thrones than we tend to believe.

Speaker 1 He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history.
Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar.

Speaker 1 I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him. Okay.
And then do like an act.

Speaker 1 And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his.

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ, dude. He would have him in his pocket and then he would get out bread and then he would climb in and make a sandwich and people loved it.
I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, but and this is important.
That little guy, yeah, so he started getting a big head, okay. And

Speaker 1 yeah, like how the classic, like Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right?

Speaker 1 Um, and he had uh, and he got captured by pirates. He has a crazy life, but he he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself.

Speaker 1 And um, somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay,

Speaker 1 with piss, they had pistols back then. It was like the single job pistol duel.
And so, so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to kill, fight

Speaker 1 the Queen's dwarf.

Speaker 1 And he brought a real gun because

Speaker 1 he came to, you know,

Speaker 1 he came for the fate.

Speaker 1 He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot.
Oh, my God. Because he had put him not to.

Speaker 1 And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it.
You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel.

Speaker 1 If he brought a water pistol, You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger? That's how I would take it.

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Speaker 1 Well, that's how stupid people were back then. He had completely dismissed that guy in every way to the point where he didn't even think he would be able to shoot him.

Speaker 1 It's like how stupid is that?

Speaker 1 It's cruel because that's like a kind of a cruel thing where you're like... You want to square him in the face and everybody laughs.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, dude, let's...

Speaker 1 The guy's treating him like the Queen's Old Dog. He might have said something to that effect or something.

Speaker 1 Okay, but even a dog, you would be like, come on, as a dog, don't be like antagonizing the dog.

Speaker 1 So even if this guy's not affording humanity to Jeffrey Hudson, you know, like by stairs of a dog, he wasn't being cool. You know what what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like he was being like a cruel, you know, it's a pompous aristocrat.

Speaker 1 That's how they are. They don't think it could happen to them.
Let me get this straight. Did they use dwarves in Snow White, but they just didn't call them dwarves? Is that what it was? So dwarfs?

Speaker 1 And dwarves are two different things. What? Yes, I've learned this.
I learned this. It's not a plural.
Researching for this podcast, I learned.

Speaker 1 Dwarves is not plural? Right.

Speaker 1 So dwarfs, I don't know which one is which, I forget, but one is the fantasy kind, which are are magical creatures and not human beings. Right.
And the other kind, one is Tolkien came up with it.

Speaker 1 Oh, one is dwarf

Speaker 1 dwarf. Dwarf, the plural, dwarf.
Is that it, Jamie?

Speaker 1 Oh, F. F is dwarfs, is mythical folklore.
Oh, that's what it is. Okay, and then to tell one time, he goes, do you know about dwarves, the war midget?

Speaker 1 That's what they were in the Hobbit. Hold on now.
But he's talking about dwarfs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, I mean,

Speaker 1 dwarf is.

Speaker 2 It says, yeah, it's folklore, according to Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I don't know which one's which, but dwarves, plural.

Speaker 1 Why would it be the same? I don't think there's also dwarfs with an F, I swear to God.

Speaker 2 Well, there's dwarfism.

Speaker 1 No, no, dwarfs. Right, but how crazy is it that there's a folklore version?

Speaker 1 Did they have magic powers?

Speaker 1 I'm not. I know.
Did the folklore versions have magic powers, or were they just dwarfs?

Speaker 1 I imagine that they're probably based on the the real-life people that they then magicked up because, and my evidence is like Snow White itself.

Speaker 1 It says a type of supernatural being in Germanic folklore. Accounts of dwarves vary significantly throughout

Speaker 1 dwarfs vary significantly throughout history. They are commonly but not exclusively presented as living in the mountains or stones and being skilled craftsmen.

Speaker 1 And only males. So dwarfs with an F is the fantasy one.
Okay. And they're all males.
Dwarfs are all a bunch of gay guys. Yeah.
Little tiny gay guys hanging out. Well, they originally were.

Speaker 1 It was like seven non-binaries or something. Here's the question.
For the new movie, what did they do? Because what I had heard was that they CGI'd things in there. Yeah, look at them.

Speaker 1 Look how bad it looks. Can I see what it looks like?

Speaker 1 Oh, it fucking pop-ups. Is there a video?

Speaker 1 A lot of people make videos about why the CGI seems worse than when it first came out, and that's because these studios are working people. Disney's notorious.
disney's one of the worst comedies

Speaker 1 i can see what it looks like

Speaker 1 let's see what it looks like

Speaker 2 it might be a big reveal they might have to save it for the it's

Speaker 1 it's kind of sucks that a kid gets put into the position like that where they're talking about politics and talking about

Speaker 1 look if you put your kids in auditions you are trafficking your children so you know oh wow that does look bad

Speaker 1 oh it doesn't look real at all yeah and then like they do all the work while she dances around being a leader or whatever the script was too how much does this cost somebody's this is they should get doged looking at this movie

Speaker 1 they spent 250 million bucks making that movie but imagine you spent 250 million dollars and you get some young girl and you don't kind of talk to her about like hey you know don't get political you're young and i know you have opinions about things but this is should be just about the movie well it's just just to defend big head girl, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 The message of the movie is to be that bitch.

Speaker 1 That's the message that they wrote a script that's telling girls, I don't need nobody tells me, I'm a 20-year-old girl, so obviously I should rub my mouth all the time.

Speaker 1 That's the theme of the new Snow White. No, really? Yes.
Now. It's not the same story?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 So now, so now they've put it all on her. Now they've failed.
Here's what happened. She made the cardinal error of saying free Palestine on Twitter.

Speaker 1 So she could say all that men are bad and it's this and that, but once you do that, now they've put the entire weight of the failure upon her.

Speaker 1 When really it's like making Jimmy Fallon apologize for doing a Chris Rock impression when Lauren and a team of lawyers and consultants decided if it was okay, the amount of brown they put on him to simulate Chris Rock.

Speaker 1 Right. You think Jimmy Fallon made that call, but he's got to sit there and apologize to a white lady.
Robin D'Angelo comes on. I'm not watching this.
Am I dreaming?

Speaker 1 And he's like, He's clearly drunk, and I don't blame him. And he's like, Thanks so much for coming on.
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 You see, Jimmy, this weird nun lady is like giving him a lecture. Did you ever see her in that Matt Walsh movie?

Speaker 1 Did you see Am I Racist? No,

Speaker 1 it's fucking hilarious. I know she, I know about, we put her in

Speaker 1 Prez Track, the thing I did made with Kyle, the Star Trek of Biden.

Speaker 1 In Am I Racist, Matt Walsh. Didn't he get her to give someone money for reparations?

Speaker 1 Didn't that happen? Did you see the movie? No, but I see that. But

Speaker 1 he's a fake academic who's talking to her, and he's like a fake woke guy with like a fake ponytail. And, you know, he gets her to say the most ridiculous shit.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 Because her money depends on it. And he said something interesting I saw him talking about, which is the reason, because why would these people sit here and used to say about the daily show?

Speaker 1 Why would they sit there and be on the thing? And he goes, oh, they're aware, but they want the plug.

Speaker 1 Do you understand?

Speaker 1 Their demographic wants to see them be stupid, and they're going to defend them no matter what, so it don't matter.

Speaker 1 Why they would sit there and be part of that. She didn't have any idea that that's what it was.
But even like...

Speaker 1 She thought she was doing,

Speaker 1 they were doing some kind of a documentary on race from like a woke perspective.

Speaker 1 Look at what he says about it. I would have to ask him

Speaker 1 the premise was that he set up the other lady, the lady with the colored hair that he kept asking about.

Speaker 1 That was what is a woman, not the woman. Yeah, that's a totally different documentary.
I I think it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 Because I saw this on Sasha's show, like an absurd situation. If these people are like, my job is I'm this thing,

Speaker 1 they automatically go into it.

Speaker 1 It's funny to make her follow her own stupid thing like that, but she's like, she benefits by, even if she looks dumb in it, anyone that believes in that stuff is not going to fault her in that seat.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? They're not going to look at you and say, it's funny.

Speaker 1 They're going to go, what a jerk you are to put her in that position of having to live up to the thing she says she thinks is real.

Speaker 1 That's why Kamala couldn't be here because you're going to just ask her, oh, I want to get to know her.

Speaker 1 That's not allowed. That is not going to happen.

Speaker 1 The people that liked her, they like her because she never said anything.

Speaker 1 They find that savvy and smart to never let people know what you think because that's how they advanced in their careers because the whole thing is a the ultimate pyramid scheme is cowardice and turning a blind eye at all times.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but therein lies the problem.

Speaker 1 Because after a while, the person, no matter who they are, whatever job you're in, if they treat you like you're the boss, you start to think you know what the fuck you're doing.

Speaker 1 And she was treated like she was the boss for, you know, many, many years. And during that time, some people got her to say some crazy shit.

Speaker 1 Like when she was talking about certain things, or she really didn't have information about it. She was just rambling circles.
Kamala. Oh, do you mean when she described what's happening in Ukraine?

Speaker 1 Exactly. So basically, Russia is a lot.
Ukraine is a country. Yeah, like what? Oh, it's the Ukraine.
Remember how they said it's Ukraine and not the Ukraine? Is it the Ukraine?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it means the borderlands. So that's some marketing crap where we don't want people thinking it's just the borderlands.
This is a legit thing.

Speaker 1 But I always wondered with Kambala Harris, like I've seen her talk before, and she's hilarious.

Speaker 1 I think some people just fucking clam up when they get in front of a camera and when they know the whole world's watching and they know there's a lot of pressure and if they fucked up a bunch of times before.

Speaker 1 Like to be good at public speaking under pressure, you have to have a lot of reps in. You got to do it a long time.
She's running for president? I understand. Wendy Williams would have been better.

Speaker 1 I understand. She has charisma, Wendy Williams.
But I always wonder: like, what is important about being a president?

Speaker 1 Is it the ability to communicate, or is it the ability to rationally assess what needs to be done and what sacrifices have to be made, and what's the right direction for everything to go in?

Speaker 1 That's the most important thing. I'll tell you what it is.
But it's the ability to do it. But it's what I'm getting to it.

Speaker 1 But it's weird how much we rely on charisma and likability and

Speaker 1 the ability to form sentences in an eloquent manner. That's impressive.

Speaker 1 Even though that's only one aspect of what it would be, like the most important aspect of being a president, I would think would be be rational, be able to make decisions that are very difficult, know the correct direction, and be selfless, right?

Speaker 1 You're doing this for the country. That's the best version that we could think of as a president.
That's what you have to look like, but what you have to be good at is looking like you're that.

Speaker 1 All those things. Yeah.
Yeah. And take orders from the people who are in charge of you.
That's how it's run ever since they killed Kennedy, but probably before then. Wow, I think that was

Speaker 1 true. I think when that's killed Kennedy.
You know the deep state term? Yeah. Peter Dale Scott.
He's a leftist Berkeley professor.

Speaker 1 What is this fucking thing that I keep hearing that there's a video of Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, Luna. That's that chick Luna said it.
She said that there was a video of Lee Harvey Oswald. NBC has it.

Speaker 1 NBC has it. Where he's like in front of the car.
And did Oliver Stone tell her this?

Speaker 1 I read that on X. Oh, I didn't hear that.
Look, if true, it's explosive. You know, I sent Jamie a video.

Speaker 1 But how could it possibly be true?

Speaker 1 That seems like one of those things where, why would NBC hold on to that? I ain't seen that. Dave, what's his name? Grush Guy around.
All these people have these amazing ifs.

Speaker 1 He's got a life. He's running.
He doesn't have to be on TV all day.

Speaker 1 What is.

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 1 what's going on with that? Who told her? Well, it's one thing at a time. I'm wrangling.

Speaker 1 One thing at a time. The Lee Harvey Oswald thing.
Like, who told her that Lee Harvey Oswald is in this video that's been hidden from the public? I'm looking online.

Speaker 1 Somebody said it was Oliver North, who, by the way, excuse me, Oliver Stone. Oliver North.

Speaker 1 Somebody said it was Oliver Stone who got the craziest fucking recall, dude. The craziest recall.

Speaker 1 I had conversations with him off the air where he was explaining to me deeper and deeper into the fucking connection. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was all the different people that were after Kennedy and all the different group and all the different things. It's quite a lot.
He's got it in his fucking head, dude.

Speaker 1 That guy's head is a warehouse of information about the JFK.

Speaker 2 I think you're referring to this photo that people said has already been debunked as a guy that yeah, I thought that was debunked a long time ago.

Speaker 1 Let me see that photo. Blow that shit up again.
That guy does not look like Lee Harvey Oswald. Look at him on the right-hand side.
You can see it. That is a different shaped face.

Speaker 1 That's like a totally different dude.

Speaker 2 If there's something different than this, I don't know.

Speaker 1 First of all, didn't every guy who was white in 1963 look like that?

Speaker 1 They all looked like Leo or the other. They had one fucking haircut.
They all wore the same shirt. A nice high and tight.

Speaker 1 We were basically the Chinese.

Speaker 1 That was very Chinese. We were basically like

Speaker 1 the North Korean success cut that Kim Jong-un has was our boys. Yeah, she said Oliver Stone.

Speaker 2 Luna said Oliver Stone, who directed JFK, said he's seen a secondary copy of the film and that NBC has been sitting on it.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So wait, so this one's muddying the waters already.
That doesn't mean that... Do you know about her?

Speaker 1 Do I know about her?

Speaker 1 She's the lady that's in charge of distributing

Speaker 1 all the UFO stuff, right? And she's going to... JFK stuff, all that shit, right? So this is very strange.
She's from Florida.

Speaker 1 She ran against,

Speaker 1 I forget his name, but I sent Jamie the video of this. This is one of the nuttiest things.

Speaker 1 The Republican she was running against in Florida in the primary was caught on tape talking about having her killed if she does well and is about to get elected. Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 1 So someone you, I know I had heard of them or some influencer. William Braddock.

Speaker 1 Okay, now I can't. William Braddock threatens to send Russian-Ukrainian hit squad after rival for Florida GOP primary.
Oh, okay, but they say Russian. Okay,

Speaker 1 that's actually less weird than some of the other stuff he says, and they don't mention it. So play his recording.
Now, he got prosecuted, so this is not him just bragging, I guess. Let me end this.

Speaker 6 In front of everyone,

Speaker 6 one of my Freemason brothers, the billionaire, who is going to actually,

Speaker 6 we're bringing in over half a billion, we're bringing in over a half a billion dollars from offshore from Malta and Gibraltar to fund my campaign.

Speaker 6 Even though my campaign only needs a million dollars to hit the primary and another five or six for the midterm, we're bringing in half a billion dollars because they understand how fucking serious it is to keep our country intact.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 6 And with that kind of money, I'm going to have 24-7

Speaker 6 two former secret service officers up my ass unless I'm taking a shit in the morning.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear this. I don't want to know about this, but

Speaker 6 probably has access to a hit squad too.

Speaker 1 Ukrainians and Russians.

Speaker 1 Hit squad, not hip-hop.

Speaker 1 Jesus.

Speaker 1 You did not.

Speaker 1 You did not hear that from me.

Speaker 1 Hear what?

Speaker 1 She's recording everyone. This shit is getting

Speaker 1 deep.

Speaker 1 And I don't want you to be on the wrong side of it.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be on the wrong side of it either. So why would we need...
I guess, like, I mean, that's... Oh, no, you're not going to be...

Speaker 6 I mean, you're not going to be a part of it regardless. But I'm just saying, don't get caught in public, like, supporting Luna because Luna's supporters are going.
Luna's going to go down.

Speaker 6 And I hope it's by yourself.

Speaker 1 Is that why? like, I mean, I don't. That's,

Speaker 1 is that what, like, the Russians are for?

Speaker 1 I just, that's, like, if we do a, so my, my poll.

Speaker 1 Polling people. Keep them on the line.
Just keep them on the line.

Speaker 1 Right before the primary.

Speaker 1 And if the poll says Luna's going to win,

Speaker 1 she's going to be gone. She's going to disappear.

Speaker 1 Dang.

Speaker 1 Dang. And you cannot

Speaker 1 You can't tell anybody I'm going to have someone killed. Imagine.
Oh, dang, I would never

Speaker 1 hold up, please. Pause for a second.
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Speaker 1 well you heard him say his freemason brothers, so that means he is. He's cranked out of his fucking mind.
That means he parties. That guy's partying right now.

Speaker 1 Like, this is cocaine talk.

Speaker 1 100%. This is cocaine talk, right? Well,

Speaker 1 not just that. It is that, but also he got arrested and prosecuted.
Well, you can't have cocaine talk on the fucking shit. He ran away to the Philippines, and that's a pretty dark connection, too.

Speaker 1 Hold on, keep going. I want to hear more of what he says.
But it sounds like cocaine talk. Yeah, they all get coked up.
Yeah. And you say wild shit.

Speaker 1 Sacrifice the what?

Speaker 6 The few.

Speaker 6 For the better of the good. Of the majority of the people, we've got to sacrifice the few.

Speaker 1 Dude, do you hear that? He's out of his mind.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. Wait, pause that.

Speaker 1 So he sacrificed a few. You're 100% right about that.
Yeah, no, he believes that, though. That's his Freemason brothers are bringing money from Malta and Gibraltar.

Speaker 1 Can we pause one second? Who is he saying this to? What is the woman's name? Erin something.

Speaker 1 can you get a photo of this lady i bet she's hot i can't which is part of the problem i can either play this and show you guys the screen or i can do like you know oh play play just finish it let's just get a photo real quick so i can get a context i just want to put it in context because i'm trying to figure out why this guy is blabbing to this lady that he doesn't know really well i would think if you're going to have someone killed

Speaker 1 you wouldn't tell like regular friends

Speaker 1 you wouldn't tell like casual friends like how well does this guy know this lady what's cocaine trying to do cocaine makes you confide in pretty much?

Speaker 1 Yes, it does. It does.
Is he trying to impress her, and is she attractive? And

Speaker 1 yes, that's a good question. I think

Speaker 1 that's true. Because, like, there's guys that'll just make up stories about.
There we go.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She's pretty.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Okay.
So it's cocaine talk to a pretty lady trying to impress her with your power.

Speaker 1 That's good enough for the CIA to spy and get that talk and use it as Intel, by the way, generally, isn't it? So here's the other question. How does

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a dork. He's a cooked up dork and she's hot and this is the first time a hot lady's talked to this coked up dork, allegedly.
He may not have been on cocaine.

Speaker 1 He might just have been nervous. Maybe he's just really attracted to this lady and it's adrenaline.

Speaker 1 Or maybe he drank a lot of coffee. It just sounds like...
It sounds like coke talk. Well, because all the spill, you know, you probably shouldn't talk about your Freemason brothers and their

Speaker 1 Russian-Ukrainian hit squad. Wow, that's cool of them to get past their differences.
Yeah, they coordinated. They coordinated just for this one special project because Captain Cocaine

Speaker 1 got to put a hit out on some lady. But he is connected to something, I think.
He wouldn't have run to the Philippines where these kind of people run to. He wouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 Is he running from the law right now?

Speaker 1 No, he's

Speaker 1 going back to court. They probably like you have to go to jail.
Euphra's brother's like, we can't get you out of this idiot. You got coked up and talked to a horse.

Speaker 1 You know how Geilene's got to do her time and keep her trap shut. This guy's going to have to do that, too.
But William Braddock, I'm like, okay, who is he? He must be from a family from there.

Speaker 1 Couldn't, I couldn't find anything, but maybe I just sucked at it. But where was bio? Who is he? Who's his dad? Who's his? Imagine you're just talking shit and you think you're a badass.

Speaker 1 You're gonna say cool shit to this girl on the phone. You find out you're being recorded while you're on cocaine and you planned a hit.

Speaker 1 He might have woke up in the morning with a splitting headache, doesn't even remember

Speaker 1 being on the phone saying he was planning a hit. Wakes up, he's paranoid.

Speaker 2 She's a nurse. A nurse? She's involved in the COVID stuff.

Speaker 1 I can't yes. Oh she yes

Speaker 1 She's

Speaker 1 talking to him. They're calling her a conservative activist.
No, she was talking about some real shit She was good the thing she was talking about with that. What was it? I can't remember.

Speaker 2 I don't remember what they were talking. She was reporting from the hospitals, I guess, when she was starting in Florida.

Speaker 1 There's so many

Speaker 1 like James O'Keefe type videos now. I love it.
And it's all the same thing. It's all really chatty gay guys who spill the beans when they're on a date.

Speaker 1 On paper, they look like they're going to be good employees, don't they? And occasionally a man who's saying stupid shit to a woman who's undercover.

Speaker 1 Well, sometimes it'll be a guy that I thought was that, but no, he was a straight guy.

Speaker 1 The straight guys and gay guys in those circles are imperceptible.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, like, oh, Harry Sisson came out as straight recently. That kid with the rosy cheeks that Dylan, Tim Dylan had on? Yes.

Speaker 1 Tim Dylan had him on his show? Exposed him as shills. They came out and said they're being paid.
And they're like, no, cut that, cut that. Do you remember that? It was really funny.

Speaker 1 No, let me say that. I didn't watch that.
Yeah, Tim Dylan exposed.

Speaker 1 I remember seeing it.

Speaker 1 That's popping up sometimes when I say that. Fine work by Tim Dylan with these guys.
But anyway, I thought the kid with him was his boyfriend. No.

Speaker 1 He's been pressuring girls for Snapchat nudes. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Yes, it turns out this kid rules. So Tim Dylan had him on.
What are they talking about?

Speaker 2 All sorts of stuff.

Speaker 1 Okay, what's the part where he exposed? Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 You see his head and his hands? You just hit on it. We put his...
Yeah, it's right around there.

Speaker 3 It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Well, there's a lot of people that would say that the American government for a very, very long time

Speaker 1 has been very dishonest with its citizens. This is something that...

Speaker 3 Can you give me an example?

Speaker 1 That was stupid. I'm going to stop.

Speaker 1 Oh, is that not it?

Speaker 1 Oh, of course, it happens.

Speaker 1 But what I'm saying. Is there a clip of just him exposing them?

Speaker 3 45 seconds to record a video keeping people's attention.

Speaker 3 Oh, and a lot of the people on our side, like if they start hearing like I've actually done it before, I've criticized like Democrats, like specifically Hakeem Jeffries, and it all just went south.

Speaker 3 Like I started losing followers, like it's bad, right? And I really want to be that person that like reaches the other side because Democrats, I mean, they're horrible at their jobs, right?

Speaker 3 They do a lot of shitty things, although I'll vote for them all the time.

Speaker 3 But it's also hard in the space to criticize.

Speaker 1 That's good. Can we clip that quote?

Speaker 1 Please don't.

Speaker 1 Please don't, please don't, please don't clip that.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, please.

Speaker 1 I would say the same thing.

Speaker 1 I thought those were his boyfriends. No, here's what that is.
That's a young man that really wants to be important. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He really wants to be special and really wants to be on the right side of history. And he's young.
And he really needs to be on the right side of history. And he should start eating meat again.

Speaker 1 And he should start doing squats. And you need to do deadlifts.
And you should probably run up hills.

Speaker 1 You need to do something

Speaker 1 to turn you into a man. His whole getting pussy is based on not doing that.

Speaker 1 So when

Speaker 1 they're getting

Speaker 1 oh, I agree with you. I agree.
You don't have to convince me. Just for so never mind getting pussy, just do that just for your life.
Kid, if I was him, I'd be saying the same shit. You're young.

Speaker 1 You say dumb shit. Well, what's David Frum's excuse? But that statement right there was the perfect example to say

Speaker 1 how bad they are, but I'll always vote for them.

Speaker 1 That's so bonkers. Dude, people in their 60s say that.
But that's because he's a kid. But old people, the view says the same thing.

Speaker 1 Right, but there's a certain percentage of people that are going to buy meme coins. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 There's a certain percentage of people that are just, they're not, you know, they're not going to make it. He said it just now.
Yeah. If your money depends on you

Speaker 1 being that way, you're going to be that way. So that's a big thing.
He does become eventually that, but he's so young.

Speaker 1 It's not like he calculated his personality based on making money politically online. That's exactly what he just said to Tip.
He goes, goes, yeah, I've tried.

Speaker 1 I mean, they suck, but my audience gets mad, so I can't. Right.
But it's a lot of it is like, when you're fucking, what is he, 21 or something like that?

Speaker 1 When you're 21, it's like total audience capture. Money in clout.
Yes. And you've got success doing this one thing, and now that's your whole idea.

Speaker 1 And is it not like the only, if you go independent, see,

Speaker 1 like, because I've heard people, you know, throw around audience capture. Like, I'm sure you've heard that nonsense at you.

Speaker 1 They definitely say it at Jimmy, but I can tell you, now Jimmy's a real hard-headed dude that his audience gets pissed at him all the time because now we're criticizing Trump for the ways he's cocking up.

Speaker 1 So Jimmy is not, there's Jimmy's not idealistic.

Speaker 1 He doesn't have an ideology, rather. He's very

Speaker 1 open-minded. Yeah, so these people's principles are...
Very fair. Very fair.
He's the only guy I know who's a leftist, okay? And I think you should get to identify what you are.

Speaker 1 Like your gender, you should get to say what you are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But the video at Kyle Rittenhouse came out where my

Speaker 1 Shane Gillis apologized like a man, though. But a lot of my friends are, oh, no, he's going away.
He crossed state lines. What does that mean? Right.

Speaker 1 With a gun, but you don't say the part, but your brain finishes it, right? Right. But watch the video.
You can watch a video and see exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 Every part of the night of every character in the story. There's no mystery as to who was at fault and whatever.
Right. So all you got to do is look at that.
That shouldn't have even been a case.

Speaker 1 Right. People, I told you my ex, she's

Speaker 1 such a blue no matter who dips. She goes, I don't need to see the footage.
Oh, that's crazy. I go, what am I? Galileo? Looking at the telescope?

Speaker 1 The story that's even more fucked up is the people that he was protecting were, I believe,

Speaker 1 Indian immigrants.

Speaker 1 Yes, white kids had burned down

Speaker 1 Indian immigrants' property because they were mad about a black man being shot by a copy of the kids. By the way,

Speaker 1 he just been shot. Jacob Blake was kidnapping two kids and going for a knife in his car, probably trying to get shot.
He had just had a fight with that chick he had a straining order with.

Speaker 1 And if you've ever been in a bad relationship, you know how ragnarok it can get, right?

Speaker 1 Ragnarok.

Speaker 1 And people do death by cop all the time.

Speaker 1 And then the governor, I found out when I played Kenosha, that governor, whatever, went, and he kicked off the riot by saying, oh, we think the cop shot him.

Speaker 1 He just said something really irresponsible that they would take you off the air for saying if it caused this, right? Right. But that was the agenda to make that.

Speaker 1 We all know BLM was a scam, right? And all the money went to a fat bitch. We all know that, right?

Speaker 1 I don't have to educate anybody. All the things you think are real are not real.

Speaker 1 There was an article about her losing one of her houses in the fire. I was like, one of them? How many did you get? She got three.
Did you even give Hamas any of the money you promised?

Speaker 1 Did you see when they used that AI program to run this net of all the different NGOs that were contributing to democratic cause? You showed me last last time,

Speaker 1 my rabbi, Richard Grove, who sent me Tragedy and Hope, a book that gives you the skeleton of what the conspiracy is.

Speaker 1 It's written by Carol Quigley. Somebody on the show I know has brought it up.
John Corbett brought it up on Jimmy's show. Okay.

Speaker 1 Bill Clinton's mentor wrote it. He was not against it.
What's it called again?

Speaker 1 Tragedy and Hope, and it's about the Anglo-American world power and how World War I, England, brought us back into the fold, they called it.

Speaker 1 Cecil Rhodes, the father, the guy came up with apartheid.

Speaker 1 And De Beers, you've always heard De Beers was like they weren't. Well, he bought their name.
It was him. It was him.
Cecil Rhodes. Yeah.
Cecil Rhodes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Cecil.
The same guy who started apartheid also started?

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 1 He took it over, but used the name De Beers. It was Cecil Rhodes.
So he bought it. And then at Oxford, somebody gave a speech about how England should, you know.

Speaker 1 do the things we do now, neoliberal bullshit all over the world. And so he was so inspired that so he said, so the first concentration camp, there's pictures in the book.

Speaker 1 Looks just like concentration camps from Germany. There's the Boer War.
If you ever see the King's Man, the prequel to Kingsman,

Speaker 1 one of the prequels or something? They show it in the beginning. There's black and white people in there, so that's nice.
It's diverse.

Speaker 1 That was England that did that. Okay.
And that's Cecil Rhodes. And Cecil Rhodes created the Cecil Rhodes roundtables.
And he based it on the Jesuits,

Speaker 1 the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons. His idea was circles within circles.
You know, like that map of Atlantis, right?

Speaker 1 And so we have the outer, like that dickhead who was saying Freemason shit, they should have never let him into wherever they let him into.

Speaker 1 He's a big mouth. He's like any other gangster.
They want to brag about their connections. They want to show up in that catalog.
And I don't condemn, please snitch. Like good fellows.

Speaker 1 Please, everyone snitch. Please.
I'm here for you.

Speaker 1 I want to hear the stories. This shit don't stop until you snitch.
It does not stop until you tell on your group and stop covering up for them. If it's your country, don't cover up for your country.

Speaker 1 I know people people would do that. I know you accused me of being secretly religious, but I was kidding.
Well, I'm openly this.

Speaker 1 Jehovah's Witnesses, you know, now they told me God was going to kill all of you by like 20 years ago, so it's awkward now for me, obviously. But

Speaker 1 people don't know you grew up Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, I mean, I bring it up every time.
Well, people that don't know you. I know.
I mean, there's a standalone.

Speaker 1 I assume you have all the back knowledge on me with the viewer at home, and I don't think of the audience. A lot of people don't.

Speaker 1 like you were a long time ago, you were getting real upset about a lot of this woke shit. And I remember you saying this.
No, no, no, I've fucking seen this before.

Speaker 1 This is the same shit I saw with Jehovah's Witness. This is the same shit before.

Speaker 1 And I remember being like one of the first times I was like genuinely alarmed about how really crazy ideas can spread and really just outrageous behavior can become normalized.

Speaker 1 The second part of that is it's reminding me of that, but without the love and forgiveness of this, you believed in Jesus. So they took the only good thing out of it

Speaker 1 and kept the dog, what just doesn't say it sounds like dogma, but it's like you're going to, if you have a problem, like so let's say something's not living up to what it should and you said this was the solution to everything.

Speaker 1 But let's say there's something really bad you know about, like someone got molested and you don't go to the cops, you handle it in-house, which is what they did and got sued for.

Speaker 1 The highest settlement in American history, not the Catholics, Jehovah Witnesses, because they did what everybody does.

Speaker 1 They Epstein file, hide the files, handle it in-house. This could look bad.
If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either. All that bullshit.

Speaker 1 So don't tell me you're the one organization from God and you did that. And like, people ought to be kicked out for that.

Speaker 1 Because all the Bible stories I got taught, God would strike you with leprosy for that shit. You know?

Speaker 1 And I'm the kind of chump that believes in the thing if I believe in it. So I'm a kind of poison for your group because when you don't live up to it, I'm going to be a real, a real twat about it.

Speaker 1 You know? But that's important. Well, no, it's actually crazy.
And is that the hill you want to die on? Here, let me use all the

Speaker 1 corpo fucking. I've heard this from people I like, not bad people.

Speaker 1 Something's wrong, and you point it out, and they go, is that the hill you want to die on? And I'm like, am I going to be killed for telling the truth?

Speaker 1 Why would I be? That's that team shit. Yeah.
That's that team shit. Our team is going to cover this up.
Our team's not going to pay attention to that.

Speaker 1 That's why jiu-jitsu and stand-up, where it's one man, one man.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 the whole thing is a dumb, it's a dumb pursuit of being on the right side when we should all be on one fucking side. It should be one giant group of people figuring out what makes the most sense.

Speaker 1 It's not supposed to be us versus them. Well, that's too vague.
That's too vague, though. It's not too vague.

Speaker 1 If it's not too vague for you and I, it's not too vague for the whole country. We just have to change the way we talk about it.
What if what makes the most sense to me is eugenics?

Speaker 1 What if that makes sense? Because I'm telling you right now, these people have never given up on eugenics. And I'm very happy that technology is going to fix dwarfism one day, okay?

Speaker 1 And you won't have to do what Hitler did to the dwarfs. We're all going to look like Chris Hemsworth.
Oh my God. Can you imagine being a Jewish person?

Speaker 1 It's going to be just Chris Hemsworths and Jason Momoas all throughout the land. There'll be no other body types.
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Speaker 1 So that people say you think they're Nordic?

Speaker 1 No, the tall whites are a different thing. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 They're tall. They're white.
Wait a minute. How many are there? There's a lot.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot. Wait a minute, the tall whites and the Nordics are different? People mistake them,

Speaker 1 but they are different. Now, I'll tell you lore.
I don't know what's real, but Charles Hall's tall whites are not the same. He called them the Nordics.
He called them the Norwegians with 23 teeth.

Speaker 1 What? 23 teeth. How many do we have?

Speaker 1 32. Oh, so they have less teeth? I guess.

Speaker 1 Probably from eating mushy food all those years. You know.
Their jaw shrunk. But they're calling them Nordic is

Speaker 1 assuming that this isn't complete bullshit, which let's face it, probably is, but let's say it's not bullshit.

Speaker 1 I don't think they are Nordic. I think they're fucking German, and I think they're doing a little.

Speaker 1 if they are real, this all-white blonde society.

Speaker 1 That dude, I always call him Jazz Jabroni, but his name's Jason Giorgiani. He said something really interesting about what are these stories of,

Speaker 1 this is like a fifth-dimensional race screwing around. Their architecture is like pyramids and brutalism.
They're always wearing the same outfits. They haven't evolved from anything.
Right? Right.

Speaker 1 Why are they in uniform? So he, and, and you've heard this before about the time travel aspect, right?

Speaker 1 Because if you did have those kind of things, which I i don't know if they have or not that is automatic he's right about i 100 that's time dilation that means you have a time machine so let's say here's a silly story that the german acorn that bell thing deglocka that nobody knew about until the 70s and that what are you talking about they found that german bell shaped uh where they had like mercury plasma rotation to try to make it levitate oh yeah what was that deglaca pull that up jamie so i can refresh my mind de glerca so what do you mean you think that that

Speaker 1 these tall whites were actually Germans? The Nordics. Or the Nordics.
They were actually Germans. Yeah, let's see.
Like, you think they were actually Nazi scientists or something?

Speaker 1 No, remember those camps where they bred people to make...

Speaker 1 What? You don't remember the Nazis had camps of blondchicks to make, to breed Aryans to encourage it? I missed that chapter. Really? Let me check this out.
That's like the sexiest part of the...

Speaker 1 That's real? This Nazi bell? Yes.

Speaker 1 Have we covered this before? No, it is real, but it doesn't mean it's necessarily it was was a working UFO. I'm not in no way claiming it.
I'm just saying this is stuff people know about already.

Speaker 1 I vaguely remember talking about this. But let's say they mastered something akin to that, okay?

Speaker 1 Okay, just vaguely. And then you send them to planet Aldebaran or whatever they call it, which is how many millions of light years away.

Speaker 1 If you could go to that planet at Faster than Light, then you have now gone into the past, right?

Speaker 1 Because it's relative. There's a relative position.
So now you're 50 million years ahead of us, even though you came out of us.

Speaker 1 And if you want to come back, right, the way this would work is you could fly back to like Mars or the Earth 50 million years because the distances we're talking about, there has to be like time travel involved.

Speaker 1 And then let's say you had that kind of control. Hey, why don't I put my DNA and stuff and make it in my own image, remake all of it?

Speaker 1 And then you cock it up and then you do the cycle over and over again. Like Jason Gibrani didn't make that up.
That's where I go. Oh, this sounds like Sam Sara.

Speaker 1 Some rich assholes make a breakaway civilization, try to remake the world their image. It cocks up like an Atlantis myth of some kind, and the record plays, keeps playing.

Speaker 1 Maybe intelligent beings just consistently fuck up because they keep pushing the boundaries of their abilities and their intelligence, no matter how smart they are.

Speaker 1 And even, you know, like we do stupid shit in other countries. We fuck around with, you know, installing new leadership.
God just pretends you're God. But just think of what we do in other countries.

Speaker 1 Now, imagine you're taking it to so many levels of intelligence and ability far beyond what we have, and you come here, you would cock up these monkeys. Yes, you would definitely do it.

Speaker 1 You would think you were in the middle of the month. No, you'd blame the monkeys.
You'd blame them. You'd go, oh, it's because you were bad.

Speaker 1 Well, we would just say, look, the odds of them making it to an intergalactic society within the next five to ten million years is very low.

Speaker 1 And here's, here's, if that theory is correct, look, chimpanzees are still around. They are our distant cousins, and they didn't fucking change.
They're exactly the same.

Speaker 1 And then there was a whole ton of different versions of us that didn't fucking make it either.

Speaker 1 It seems like... Well, you know what evolution is.
See, this is another thing, Jehovah's Witnesses, we had a book called, How Did Life Get Here?

Speaker 1 By Evolution or By Creation, okay, which was against evolution.

Speaker 1 That's a false, that's not what evolution is, okay? I didn't know that till later. And I'm not saying whether anything's true or not.
I'm just telling you, I was told the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 It doesn't, evolution isn't about if there's a God who created it or not. Evolution is change over time.

Speaker 1 It's the origin of species, not of all life in the universe, just of speciation. Well, you know, Brett Weinstein, have you ever heard him talk about it on this podcast? He has a fascinating theory.

Speaker 1 He's like, because he was talking about how,

Speaker 1 well, I shouldn't say it's a theory, and I shouldn't even say it's his.

Speaker 1 It's just like there's an understanding of what evolution is, that there's a missing element, and there's some sort of missing force that we haven't recognized yet. And that would account for why

Speaker 1 some changes are so rapid. And because you have two things, right?

Speaker 1 You have natural selection and then you have random mutation right this is what's supposed to create all the he thinks there's an additional force they haven't recognized yet of course yeah and the thing about us is whatever additional force that was was so much more impactful bizarrely so where we can do we are there's not even an animal that's remotely close to us yeah right there's no animals that are making bows and arrows yet right it's just us and everything else is way behind whereas every other kind of organization or organism rather on Earth is in like a tight-knit struggle with all the things around it to balance out the population, except for us.

Speaker 1 We seem unnatural. We do.
We seem like we popped up too quick, like we're adolescent and we're just wild and we haven't figured out what the fuck we are yet.

Speaker 1 We don't fall into nature the way all the other animals do.

Speaker 1 We change nature around us, create our own environment, which is a completely alien thing on the scale of what we do and compared to the other people.

Speaker 1 Or every other organism on Earth can't do that. So if you're invasive species,

Speaker 1 that's what we might be, but if you did cock up a whole planet with your DNA and stick it into some ancient human, some Australiopithecus or something, and create a person, this is probably how it would turn out.

Speaker 1 Well, think of that story of. Because, you know,

Speaker 1 all the algorithm of is a UFO or God's bastard, angels, sons, Nephilim. Well, there's a lot of people that believe that, right? Like, these are

Speaker 1 aliens and I go by themes. So, right.
So,

Speaker 1 you know, it's like when Twilight came out as a teen romance, you're like, yo, that guy's like 300, and that chick's only 17.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is this shit? The ultimate pedophile movie. So, Nephilim, or Nephilim, I don't know how you say it, but the

Speaker 1 like for an angel in that story, I'm just staying within the lore of the story. I'm not saying anything's true or not.

Speaker 1 Think of how perverse that is. It's a cross between between pedophilia and bestiality, basically, that they committed.

Speaker 1 Right, because they're thousands of years old and they're from another planet and they

Speaker 1 bred with the humans. So

Speaker 1 the crime of that, it's so degenerate. Like, what you can see is...
Don't you think that's like an allegory? No, I'm saying the themes scale up and down.

Speaker 1 So that's why Matt, if you talk, like Duncan, I always talk to about this kind of stuff because he knows all these like creepy ass magic people.

Speaker 1 And he's like, really, like, a nice person.

Speaker 1 He's just interested in a lot of things man.

Speaker 1 Well, listen, I I'm interested in a lot of things and I'll watch some of these people, okay, because I want to know things and I'm real quickly aware of if you're telling me anything interesting or if you're just doing this some aesthetic presentation because you like the rock and roll aspect, which by the way is the biggest piece of shit aspect of the whole thing.

Speaker 1 That that

Speaker 1 like rock and roll Satanism, is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 Just like America, the thing where people are like, oh, everybody hates pedophiles, right?

Speaker 1 I mean, there's pedophile hunters, amateur, all the music, it wasn't Joe Dar Kelly, all the music that you like, those guys, if any of the stuff they did happened now and they knew about it, like they, it's cra, like Bowie was banging a 13-year-old that later Iggy Pop passed around Iggy Pop.

Speaker 1 Like, that was just normal shit they did. You know that, right?

Speaker 1 No. Dude, it's all in their own books.
They write, don't you remember you write confessional books and it was cool to say the crimes you've done in life? And it it became not.

Speaker 1 I never read any of those books. Well, I didn't either.
Did you ever read it? Jamie didn't know it either. Did you just crack open your second white claw? Oh, there's a three-claw podcast.

Speaker 1 Those books, and I'm going to start reading, I haven't started reading. Yeah, we started with vampires.

Speaker 1 I don't remember. Well, the perversion of that.

Speaker 1 So there's this theme in everything, science fiction, where somebody did something, and for some reason, it's my fault for being born. And then the thing how you're describing all these

Speaker 1 adolescent kind of species that,

Speaker 1 okay,

Speaker 1 I'm so sick of the blame being,

Speaker 1 if they had to train people with kindergarten because not enough people wanted to pull the trigger in war, that's a fact.

Speaker 1 That's how we got our school system, was a Prussian emperor going, they're wasting bullets because they don't want to kill people.

Speaker 1 We got to get them younger so we have killers for the army and workers and good school people. Well, they were getting people too late, right?

Speaker 1 So that means our natural thing is not really.

Speaker 1 See, they always put it like your scumbag leaders start blowing people up. It's like, when are we going to learn? Asshole,

Speaker 1 everybody that voted for Trump wanted him to not be doing what he's doing now.

Speaker 1 One thing that's good is all MAGA people are calling it out and good for them.

Speaker 1 People don't want this shit anymore. So somebody...
He's talking about like the bombings in Yemen. Yeah, and then you got to hear how humans are an immature species.
No, somebody is on purpose.

Speaker 1 Probably our leaders, probably wealthy eugenicists, if you want to get spacey, probably transdimensional trillionaires who transitioned out of having a soul and now cannot transition back.

Speaker 1 So everything's a scam to trick you. Hey, why don't you asshole project out of your body, get out of your body for a little bit? Like get you out of your car so I can take it.

Speaker 1 I look at all these things like Coffeezilla scams. So the alien shit where they made a deal with the aliens.
That's like a Nigerian prince scam, you know? Like Ukraine is a Nigerian prince scam to me.

Speaker 1 An old man got a letter, please, my friend in Christ, I am the rightful ruler of Ukraine. He just gives all your money.
Grandpa, don't give Ukraine all the money.

Speaker 1 I got to help the rightful president of Ukraine.

Speaker 1 You could scale that up to every story, and it's always the same thing, some trickery, like a crypto scam.

Speaker 1 And then the aliens aren't what they said at first. They're doing bad stuff.

Speaker 1 There's just themes. Didn't you have Diana Posoka on here? Yes.
I don't know if she said this term on here or I saw it on another thing, but she called them myth themes.

Speaker 1 Almost like I interpreted it as like Legos that you build the stories. There's so many stories.

Speaker 1 The Bible training was good for me because most of our stories are like just variations on Bible stories.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, it's all programming. And I'm not saying that because it's bad.
I'm saying human nature is programmability.

Speaker 1 And all these stories that you have, and depending on like if you're Eastern, Dracula, Catholic, Orthodox, they're really big on the symbol programming.

Speaker 1 But isn't that the most fascinating aspect of us? Yes. Is the programmability.
Who gave these priests, these corrupt priest class, the codes to work us?

Speaker 1 Because the Pharaohs, for example, in egypt if you look at their society um there's a guy named uh mark windows that he had wallace he has a he did a thing about this wallace budge book called uh egyptian black magic from 1910 wallace budge apparently is like the real indiana jones like some some guy adventurer archaeologist so he wrote all about it so i haven't read the book malice has a copy of it But this guy, it might be his interpretation, Mark Windows, or it might be in the book, but it's a society ruled by OCD.

Speaker 1 You know, there's magic.

Speaker 1 The leaders are like the least powerful ones at the end of the day. They're like performers.
They go out with their stupid headdress.

Speaker 1 They're being inbred by a priest class like dogs or like Dune, right? And they go, you've got to prepare, and they're doing homework for their afterlife.

Speaker 1 So in the Book of the Dead, it's like then you get to the river boat man and you must say how many oars you see and if there's two oars.

Speaker 1 And it sounds like the three amigos finding El Guapo, like shoot your gun and the singing Bushman. Well, it's like bullshit.
And they spend all their day just planning to die. Okay.

Speaker 1 Akhenaten, the guy that they hated because they said he was like monotheist. I don't think he was.
I think he was doging their system because they had so many priests and gods getting so much

Speaker 1 E-Aid money, I guess,

Speaker 1 that it was getting ridiculous. And I bet this guy was like, look, the sun's the main...
representative of the thing. Let's just slim down our operation because this is crazy.

Speaker 1 And that deep state of Egypt didn't like that. And that's why, you know what I mean? Like, I bet you it's some shit like that.
I think of it all these things in those terms.

Speaker 1 Or the Dalai Lama priests. Well, wait a minute.
There's no fucking deep state if you're running an empire. If you're like the Roman emperor.
Yes, there was.

Speaker 1 What kind of deep state is there?

Speaker 1 They were all in the Mithra cult. But the thing about the deep state is like the idea of it in this country is that leaders come and go, but these people always remain.
They're not the top leaders.

Speaker 1 The shadow government is the top leaders.

Speaker 1 in secret societies and in secret intelligence agencies at the very top there's people regardless of who's the president they're running the show they're in charge of everything but that didn't exist with like

Speaker 1 it's it's the danger

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Speaker 1 I think the history.

Speaker 1 Do you think that's how it was with ancient Romans? 100%. Mystery schools.

Speaker 1 Do you know what a mystery school is? Okay. Freemasons are in mysteries.
All of these secret societies. So there's always like some sort of a secret society that constantly influences leaders.

Speaker 1 Here's one. The Triumvirate.
Remember Caesar and.

Speaker 1 Scroll up a little, Jamie, so I can read the headline. Ten surprising things about the deep state, starting with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
Wow.

Speaker 1 Some basic truths that never go away, a former dean at the University of Maryland School of Public Policy explains. So they had a deep state?

Speaker 1 It's the oldest saying. Same sort of thing.
It's priest and king versus kings, fascists versus perverts.

Speaker 1 Whoa, the Roman emperor surrounded himself with a hand-picked Praetorian guard to keep him safe.

Speaker 1 However, elite members of the guard knifed him in a corridor of what was the White House of its day, counting on the fealty of even the closest experts isn't always a good bet. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to play the game. Wait, wait, but you know what? You know, there was people trying to assassinate everybody back then.
But it's awesome. Do you know this?

Speaker 1 Julius Caesar and Pompey and the other guy, the triumvirate, it was called, where the three of them divided up Rome among themselves. You've heard of that, right? Look at this.

Speaker 1 Here, ancient Chinese emperors discovered they couldn't rule effectively without non-partisan experts.

Speaker 1 Long before Caligula met his end, the emperors established a civil service filled with the experts who had passed an incredibly rigorous exam.

Speaker 1 Researchers have called it the examination system from hell, which included, among other things, memorizing 400,000 characters of a Confucian text. Cheating on the exam was discouraged.

Speaker 1 Anyone caught looking on the paper of the person sitting nearby was executed. That's discouraging.
Well, that sounds like the right way to do it.

Speaker 1 That's a great idea. Like, make sure that anybody who's going to do that

Speaker 1 has to go through a crazy rigorous exam. Like, why don't they have that? When you see people that are like congresspeople, they're like, how did that fucking kook get in all?

Speaker 1 His family's involved and they're connected and it's giving a favor job.

Speaker 1 How about that lady that dresses like a character in a muppets movie who you know that one lady with the blue hair and the crazy glasses she doesn't even look like a real person not the purple hair witch lady yeah the witch lady oh yeah where's she from connecticut or something

Speaker 1 but that kind of person if you're that old dressing like that um she looks like a mom whose son gets molested by michael jackson and she didn't know that's what she looks like what there's no way she's passing that rigorous exam like a rigorous exam would be a great idea they don't even read the bills they sign they don't have to do thomas massey reads them yeah

Speaker 1 dude trump going after them is one of the worst. Oh, wait, hold on.
I'm going to forget. Wasn't there a thing that was

Speaker 1 here's there's like been multiple versions of bills that got passed where it's not physically possible to read the entire bill within the amount of time they were given.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's not grounds to not believe in the entire government, just that alone. But isn't that true? Like, aren't some of them, like, what is the best? They do it all the time.
But let's find out.

Speaker 1 What is the longest bill that's ever been passed? Like, how many pages? Let's just imagine. And let's try to find out what the.

Speaker 1 Now, imagine also, these people are Congress people, so they have very rigorous schedules. You know, they're fucking busy as shit all day long.
Yeah, fundraising. And

Speaker 1 they're doing a lot of that, too. And then they have to read how many pages? Well, then they got a trip to Israel with their AIPAC coach.

Speaker 1 5,593 pages. The Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2021, the longest bill ever passed by Congress.
The act was signed into law by President Trump on December 27, 2020.

Speaker 1 As you can imagine, the Act contains a variety of provisions, including $1.4 trillion appropriations package to fund the government through September 30th, 2021, and a long-awaited COVID-19 relief package in the amount of $900 billion.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, here's the thing about the COVID relief stuff.

Speaker 1 Was that loans? Like, how does that work?

Speaker 1 It was the biggest upward transfer of wealth in the history of humanity.

Speaker 1 It was. They should have never signed it.
Nasse was against it. You could see the amount of money people lost and the amount of money people gained.
And it's the exact same amount of money.

Speaker 1 You know what's the great thing about America? It's like 3.6 trillion, 3.9 trillion. It just goes right.

Speaker 1 This is what I like about America probably the most. Because in Australia, they punked out to lockdown fascist shit because you know why? The government paid their bills.

Speaker 1 Also, they don't have any guns. And they gave up their guns a long time ago like suckers.

Speaker 1 But here, because they don't even want you to have Social Security that you paid into, they're doing everything to get rid of that.

Speaker 1 Medicare for all, that's not for you. That's for other countries that we give your money to.
Did you see what Elon discovered about Social Security? What? Did you see?

Speaker 1 See if you can find it, Jamie, about the number of illegal aliens who are receiving Social Security.

Speaker 1 We'll kick them off. But there's like a scam to it all.

Speaker 1 This is part of the

Speaker 1 incentivization. This is how you incentivize people to vote for your party.

Speaker 1 If you can allow these people to vote, and this is part of the scam, if you've got them in the social security system, they're getting Medicaid, they're getting food stamps, whatever they're getting.

Speaker 1 As soon as you can label them, they were talking about

Speaker 1 this one doctor. We had a video that we played.
She was explaining how she was being encouraged to ask questions like, do you have a backache? Do you have headaches?

Speaker 1 Okay, you can have permanent disability. You might need to transition.

Speaker 1 That's what they do. Your head hurt.
You're trans.

Speaker 1 Do they try to transition immigrants? I heard that was true, but then I said that's too ridiculous. You don't have to try.
Everybody wants it. It's safe, effective.
It's as great as a COVID booster.

Speaker 1 I heard it's reversible.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 They can make you a dong out of your leg. They take a big chunk of meat out of your leg and make you a new dong.
Somebody already did that.

Speaker 1 Were we just Googling, Jamie?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, yeah, nobody wants fraud, okay? But what they don't want is that the government, and look, maybe it's a terrible idea the government does anything.

Speaker 1 I'm sure it's better to have a corporation the size of a government do it with no constitution and I have no rights with. That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 And I have an automated response, like an AI telling me if my insurance comes through or not. I'm sure that's better.
Yeah, that's better. Luigi Mangioni didn't feel like that, they say.

Speaker 1 I can't find it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 the free Luigi thing was really crazy. But if they, because America treats its own kids like garbage, that's the saving grace.
So the next lockdown or bullshit, they've already lost the

Speaker 1 during lockdowns. There ain't nothing to do but look into shit is how I looked at it, you know?

Speaker 1 And I know a lot of ex-cons that know a lot more current events than me because they were locked down and just got into it. That is when you got deep.
But also you started working with Jimmy Dore.

Speaker 1 As soon as you started working with Jimmy Dore, you immediately. Well, first Barry, but he told me Jimmy was a good dude.
I didn't, I didn't. Barry Cremons.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Barry, the things he used to tell me about, you know, by the way, sanctuary cities, that's a Republican thing. You know that, right? I think that's Reagan.

Speaker 1 The concept of a sanctuary city was Reagan. Because as

Speaker 1 the great Bernie Sanders

Speaker 1 sometimes and then not said, that's a Koch brothers proposition, open borders, right? But then the Democrats suddenly hate open borders after they were all like, no, we got to have borders.

Speaker 1 And then the people that they wind up with their programming are still running around driving their fat scooters into Teslas like it matters.

Speaker 1 But those are the same people that I was talking about earlier. Those Tesla protesters, they're the same people that join cults.
They're the same people that...

Speaker 1 That don't know Democrats mostly own Teslas? They're the same people that are getting paid to go to the rallies.

Speaker 1 There's a certain underclass of really fucking dumb people out there that you can exploit. You can get them to do a lot of shit, man.

Speaker 1 I would say that government employees are that. But if you're hiring them all the time for protests, they're essentially government employees that are just designed

Speaker 1 to perform propaganda.

Speaker 1 If you're using government money and you're paying people to go to a rally and you're giving them signs and you're making them cheer and you're giving them money and food.

Speaker 2 I found this is an article on the Daily Mail, but they're discussing what he said at the Wisconsin rally this week, I think,

Speaker 2 about Social Security and illegal aliens.

Speaker 1 Okay, it says lawfully present non-citizens of the United States who meet all eligibility requirements can qualify for Social Security benefits.

Speaker 1 The SSA website states this rule also applies to non-citizens authorized to work in the United States who got a social security number after December of 2013. Did they pay into it or no?

Speaker 1 I don't think, I don't know what. Let me finish this.

Speaker 1 Still clips the explanation and other portions of the Wisconsin event quickly went viral on Musk's social media app X as users cheered the fraud finding effort. It's absolutely infuriating.

Speaker 1 One user wrote in response: I hate when they do that, like post people's tweets. Yeah.
One user said, like, stop.

Speaker 1 Biden and team, you're forming a narrative. There's a lot of users.
Well, look, Biden and team were bringing in millions of immigrants and putting them on benefits.

Speaker 1 Another user wrote, reacting to the SSA numbers. I know Elon keeps saying it was for votes, but that can't be the

Speaker 1 reason. They're correct.
Our military, people joining the military is all-time low. I say that, Dick Durbin, talking about we need new cops who don't want the money the old cops got.

Speaker 1 We need new workers, like at Purdue, where they fired citizens from a government program to bring in asylum seekers and pay them less. It's always about lowering your pay.

Speaker 1 Every single goddamn thing is, we got to be competitive.

Speaker 1 It says people sometimes, this is Musk saying, people sometimes think that under the Biden administration, he was simply asleep with the Switch. They weren't asleep at the Switch.

Speaker 1 It was a massive, large-scale program to import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent, deep blue, one-party state from which there would be no escape.

Speaker 1 The 53-year-old entrepreneur shared another user reacted on X. Okay.
He's right, but it's not just that. It's not just that.

Speaker 2 There's another article I was going to bring up. They said that

Speaker 2 these claims are being claimed, but then they've asked for evidence and they haven't received it.

Speaker 1 Which claims exactly?

Speaker 2 Entitlements fraud here specifically. Like he brought it up on this podcast.

Speaker 1 Right. It says in an interview with us, okay, the single biggest thing they're worried about is Doge going to turn off fraudulent payments of entitlements.
Okay. it says this lacks evidence.

Speaker 1 Unauthorized immigrants are not eligible for most safety net benefits, and there's no evidence to suggest they're committing fraud en masse to obtain them. But hold on, it's not fraud.

Speaker 1 If you ask people if they have headaches and then you give them permanent social security, or you ask them if they have bad backs, who the fuck that's 40 doesn't have a bad back?

Speaker 1 All you have to do is say your back hurts and bam.

Speaker 1 If they were really encouraging people to do that and they really are giving them social security numbers, why are you doing that?

Speaker 1 But you're not doing it because you're super nice. You're not doing it because you're super nice.
I'll tell you why. You're doing it because you want them to vote for you.
So you know MS-13, right?

Speaker 1 It's not just voting. Those gangs, MS-13 is now gone from El Salvador.
It's birth and it's in America only.

Speaker 1 America is a surveillance state. How do you not know you have these people?

Speaker 1 What I'm worried about here is I'm all for taking the unauthorized people off. Show the evidence, obviously.
But here's the problem.

Speaker 1 MS-13, you know, those people they just deported? All them people they rounded up, they're getting, what do you call it, collateral damage that I don't agree with and I think is pretty fucked up.

Speaker 1 That gay hairdresser you brought up, we played the clip. He's not in Trendaragua.
They just had a crown. So when you...
Well, he had a crown for his mom and a crown for his dad.

Speaker 1 There's a soccer player who was fleeing, who got tortured by the Maduro government, who I thought all the conservatives don't like because he's a commie.

Speaker 1 And that guy came here after towing water for the cia basically it was how i look at it and because he had a soccer ball with a crown they threw him on the thing never mind the girl the phd student who wrote an op-ed about gaza and got deported for supporting hamas

Speaker 1 that's crazy yeah what was the op-ed did you read it No, but you can write an op-ed. It could have been something really bad.
No, but it was criticizing Israel, right, for their actions.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's what she did? I'm sorry. That's bad.

Speaker 1 She should be deported. My bad.
She's a guest. We don't get to have our rights just because you are here.
But that's a crazy thing to deport someone for.

Speaker 1 If you're talking about

Speaker 1 horrific damage, horrific. You could see it on video.

Speaker 1 How could criticizing that, how could you not be allowed to have a perspective on something that's clearly horrific? Like, how could you not be allowed to... Because it doesn't help our team.

Speaker 1 But was what she said, did she support Hamas in that paper or did she just condemn Israel and their attacks? I don't remember her ever supporting Hamas in the paper. I know she said Palestinians.

Speaker 1 No, but let's say she goes, hey, Hamas,

Speaker 1 let's say this was in the paper. She goes, you know who supported Hamas? Bibi Milkowski, excuse me, Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel for 20 years.
You know how I gave up on Hamas in 2006? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I'm like, they're no good. Well, Bibby

Speaker 1 thought it was a good strategy to prop them up to fight the West Bank Palestinians so that they could never have a two-party state from that treaty that they agreed to but never intended to keep.

Speaker 1 So that's your fault, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 This girl supported Hamas? Not as much as the Prime Minister of Israel did, did she? With millions of your tax dollars that we send to them for their great game theory-based strategy.

Speaker 1 Somebody goes, do you know what I'm saying? Game theory. Who said that to you? A comic I like, Avi.
You know, I love it. Don't say his name.

Speaker 1 I like the guy. It's a crazy thing to say.

Speaker 1 I'm not against Israel existing or any of this bullshit that people make up.

Speaker 1 And I'm not anti-Semitic. First of all, I get a lot of anti-Semitism at me.

Speaker 1 I remember talking about the stage, like, oh, because your nose, somebody said from the audience, like, yeah, that's probably, yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 If I wear glasses, it looks like my eyebrows and nose were included with my glasses. You know what I'm saying? So if they round, I get it.

Speaker 1 If they round up Jews, I'll be just like one of these Venezuelans that's not in a gang, and I'll be sent to spare Guantanamo, which is what what El Salvador is.

Speaker 1 Again, Venezuelan gangs not going to Venezuela where they're from.

Speaker 1 You're sending them to the MS-13 prison that, you know, I was worried at first hearing about it because I'm like, what if you get the wrong person? That's my concern. That's the number one concern.

Speaker 1 But luckily, these geniuses have all tattooed MS-13 on their fucking head. So if the gangs ever learn not to do that, we're fucked.

Speaker 1 If they learn not to tattoo their dumb shit gang symbol on their face, we won't be able to catch them. Well, it's the only way you can trust a guy.

Speaker 1 it's it's got to wear the colors and you know what's so funny about the gang shit i mean first of all i believe 100 cia and whoever in coordination with whatever dumb group made those gangs in america because the drive-by shootings that the capone era kind of thing the blacks were not doing that until after vietnam The guys coming back from Vietnam were bringing tactics, guerrilla tactics to the hood.

Speaker 1 You could see it in the documentary. Yeah, it's in the there's a bunch of documentaries about it.
So it's people come back from Vietnam, if you notice.

Speaker 1 But what about like al capone and all that type of shit well they they had tommy guns and cars and i don't know i don't even know how much they didn't they do dry-bys yes but i'm talking about black gangs black gangs they got flooded with guns chinese guns a lot of them right crack and right around the same time private prisons were coming into really getting to be a thing then gangsta then why'd the rap suddenly turn from like

Speaker 1 hippity hoppity into like, you know, gangsta. And the guys doing the rapping, Ice Cube, he talks about this.
And he's like, well, we're poor kids who don't know anything. Right.
So I understand that.

Speaker 1 But then you realize the guy that owns, he said to Bill Maher's fucking thing, the guy that owns the record company, also controlling shares of a private prison.

Speaker 1 And they're like, we need, give us more of that drug gangster stuff. Now, the drug stuff is because they were on purpose, obviously putting crack in the hood.

Speaker 1 Like all those conspiracy theorist Hotep guys told us that you're like, well, it doesn't mean you have to do it, right? That's the clever response to that, but they did it on purpose.

Speaker 1 That's pretty fucked up. What do you mean it does? It doesn't mean you have to do it.
You mean a comic is ever joke, by the way? Okay, let's say CIA did put Craig in the hood.

Speaker 1 Does that mean you have to do it? No, right. Which is a real kind of like, you're not from there and you don't know shit what you're talking about.
Have you ever seen Freeway Ricky talk about it?

Speaker 1 Yes, and of course the CIA worked with him, some dirtbag Cuban. Crazy.
Yeah, and Rick now a prison guard uses his name to sell crime to kids. But freeway Rick Ross went to prison.
Okay?

Speaker 1 So, by the way, that cartel, the MENA Arkansas Cartel, run by Bill Clinton, I believe 100%. It's in Gathy O'Brien's book.

Speaker 1 Maybe people thought Gathy O'Brien's book was far-fetched when it came out in the 90s, but I would go back and

Speaker 1 get on Audible. Go back and listen to it because it's amazing how much of this stuff correlates to stuff right now.

Speaker 1 So they brought all that in the hood on purpose to finance the Contras, who Ben Shapiro will tell you were the good guys, but they were not. They were scumbags.

Speaker 1 Barry Crimittons used to always tell me about this stuff. And I go, who cares about Nicaragua in the 80s, dude? Reagan's dead.
That's how I thought about it because I'm dumb. I'm slow, dude.

Speaker 1 I'm not smart. I'm slow.
It took years for it to dawn on me what he was talking about was 100% relevant. And since I've been on Jimmy's show, and the few good reporters that are left in the universe,

Speaker 1 I'll see their stuff, you know. Aramate and Max Blumenthal, by the way, both Jews, not anti-Semitic,

Speaker 1 do great reporting.

Speaker 1 And people call them conspiracy theorists, and they like to be respectable. I could tell, because I want to get into wacky shit.

Speaker 1 I want to know crazy stuff, and I want to know the boring nerd stuff, so I can try to see where they meet. That's right.
I'm not trying to be, I'm not respectable at all. I'm a clown.

Speaker 1 So I don't give a shit if you think I'm respectable. No, it's the perfect position to be in, to look at ridiculous ideas, because there's so many ridiculous ideas that turn out to actually be true.

Speaker 1 How many jokes have you had? Because I think I have like a lot of jokes that you already had the thing about. So I'm like, oh, I have to drop that.

Speaker 1 Because a very few people have a similar interest to what I would look at. Oh, you and I? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. All the time.
And

Speaker 1 what do you call it? Like,

Speaker 1 I forgot what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 I lost it.

Speaker 1 Completely lost. But that's the best way to approach it because then you're not afraid to be ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Because the problem with talking about UFOs or ghosts or anything is like you can look ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're a guy who's an accountant and you're working on a big deal for a corporation and you're responsible for a lot of numbers, nobody wants to hear you talk about UFO abductions.

Speaker 1 That's a retarded thing to talk about. That's right.
You make people uncomfortable in the office. This is silly.
Right. But that's probably not even real.

Speaker 1 You see, Mike Benz talking about it recently on. What did he say?

Speaker 1 That guy's great, man. God damn.
He chimed in on that Sean Ryan thing that I sent you to, Jamie.

Speaker 1 He chimed in on it on the next page. It was like a multi-page thing that I sent you, Jamie.
Just so everyone understands.

Speaker 1 But hold on a second. On the second thing, it was interesting, what Mike Benz was saying.

Speaker 1 That guy,

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm like, how do you sleep, dude? He's like, not that good. Like, I don't sleep a lot.
Well, it's upsetting you to learn stuff, but you know what's the thing that makes you crazy?

Speaker 1 They were bribing the Afghan Taliban warloots to get the drugs flowing. That's what the U.S.
Institute of Peace Payments were for. That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 Because we have a fentanyl problem, and we had our troops guarding poppy fields for pederassed warlords.

Speaker 1 You know about all that dancing boys Afghanistan and how we would sometimes bring boys to the Northern Alliance. United States Institute of Peace funded Taliban and Iraqi leaders.

Speaker 1 The now canceled USIP contracts included $133,000 for Mohammed Qasim Halimi, Afghanistan's former

Speaker 1 chief of protocol and a former Taliban member, and a staggering $1.3 million to the Al-Tadhamon Iraqi League for Youth.

Speaker 1 Everything named that, you just assume it's something bad, dude. Well, that's how they'd like to do it, right? Like, you know, like the Patriot Act, like that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 Like, you can just say, call it USAID. Say, give it a nice name.

Speaker 1 That's what I find hilarious is like these people can't believe the same tricks that have always worked, don't work forever. You know,

Speaker 1 well, they don't have new tricks.

Speaker 1 And that's also with the internet now when guys like Mike Benz, Benz, who spends like five hours a day breaking this shit down online, and then it spreads out, and Whitney Webb, and all these different people that are like constant, and Jimmy and you constantly talking about this stuff, it's very difficult to hide things anymore.

Speaker 1 Well, once you realize, because just from being on the road and talking to people, or when I see like Trump introducing it, my good friend Lindsey Graham, whenever I've been with the left, I talk to Lindsey Graham, and a whole crowd booze.

Speaker 1 So that's because MAGA's not the brainwashed ones.

Speaker 1 See, Democrats, I wouldn't even say some are brainwashed, but mostly you literally get paid to be a Democrat.

Speaker 1 Like if you're an actor or you're anything, the way you get not paid is not being a Democrat. Do you see what's going on in France? What happened now? So this woman who was the head of the

Speaker 1 rest. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 So she should have made a deal with Israel like Trump.

Speaker 1 What happened with her?

Speaker 1 She lost some sort of a lawsuit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, lawfare. They lawfared her out because she's getting popular because because they're swarming immigrants.
That plan's real. See, that's the thing.
It's not just Democrats, it's NGOs.

Speaker 1 But it's also the fact that you can do this with law fair, not just in America, or attempted to do it in America. You know, I mean, it's essentially the same thing that happened to Trump.

Speaker 1 I just wonder if it'll have the same type of rebound. I guess she's

Speaker 1 no guns. They have no guns.
They put a giant butt plug in the middle of Paris one time and they made an article. Everybody's so crazy.

Speaker 1 They go, why is everybody so afraid of a

Speaker 1 gazilla-sized butt plug? Why are you worried about your anus?

Speaker 1 because I'm not worried about my anus that wouldn't go in my anus I want to know who you made that for and when they're gonna be USAID USAID spent two trillion dollars on that butt plug

Speaker 1 oh my god show me the butt plug Jamie yeah please the giant French butt plug statue when people say degenerate art and I saw the tweet of it and I'm like because it's so like there's a that is an uncomfortable Nazi connection to me about saying but there's no other word for baking a giant butt plug in the center of your fucking that's degenerate there's not not a word for that besides degenerate.

Speaker 1 There just isn't. There was some crazy violence between oh my god.
And then getting mad at the people when they go. That's such an obvious butt plug.
Yo, French people were like, what?

Speaker 1 For the French to say, what the fuck is this shit? Paul McCarthy. What the first you are? Hey, click on that.
Paul McCartney beaten up. McCarthy.
McCarthy. Oh, McCarthy.

Speaker 1 I hope it didn't. Double-check.
Yeah, no, Paul McCarthy. Paul is a shit.
I was hoping that

Speaker 1 he was complaining about it. Oh, this is his theme.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's a butt-plug guy. Oh, he's a freak.
Can I see a photo of this gentleman? I bet he's a freak. You know, it wouldn't be a big deal.
Is that him? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 No, no, it's his French president. French president.
This is wonderful. I love a good butt-plug.
You know what this reminds me of?

Speaker 1 Remember Sam Smith's devil top hat performance at the Grammys that people got mad about? And they go, there was always satanic shit. Look at this one he made.

Speaker 1 Is that dude butt fucking a dog?

Speaker 1 Is that what I'm seeing? They're pigs, I think. They're pigs.
If you make transgressive art, why would you want the government of France to put it in the town square? Like, the point.

Speaker 1 This guy is butt-fucking pigs. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, that's...

Speaker 1 What is he making? What is this? So a guy who makes butt-fuck statues. It's called Train.

Speaker 1 How much did he... It's called Train.
How much did he get paid to make that butt plug?

Speaker 1 Find out how much that French butt plug costs. Do you think that stuff like that is done?

Speaker 1 here one experiences fully articulated body parts right down to the male figure's pursed lips and the pig's heaving chest all in service of a mesmerizing tableau that redefines sculptural form

Speaker 1 redefined sculptural form

Speaker 1 yeah it's redefined sculptural form it's like the james lindsay those fake tapes those fake papers

Speaker 1 exactly it's almost like the same thing but how much did this guy get paid for that butt plug

Speaker 1 I want to find out. Take a guess.
Let's before we do it. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's got to be the millions, obviously. Two million dollars.

Speaker 1 Is it more or less than we gave the Taliban by mistake? Well, we gave him on purpose every month. I'm going to say 50 million because that's the standard Illuminati payment for degenerate art.
Wow.

Speaker 1 I said two. I think I'm off.
I think it's less than two. How much? I hope.
I'm trying to find out. And don't forget to convert the francs.

Speaker 1 Did they use Euros over there?

Speaker 2 Yeah. It was supposed to be a Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 That's what it was called. Yeah, it looks like one from a guy who likes butt fucking.

Speaker 2 It says he admitted to it was supposed to be a joke.

Speaker 1 You know, it is a joke. It's a joke, but he got paid for it.
What do you think that guy paid?

Speaker 1 I think it's about two. I mean, 1.7, I feel like.
I feel like 1.7 million.

Speaker 1 I need to know, Jamie.

Speaker 1 I bet it's more because it's got to be some kind of money laundering. Because why would you do that? Even 1.7 million is money laundering.
That's a butt plug. It's worth $30.
But it's so visible.

Speaker 1 It's just so stupid. It's so obviously a butt plug.
It's like if you had a rubber gun and tried to say, no, that's not a gun. What are you mad? That's a lighter.

Speaker 1 Have you ever seen a lighter like that? That's all it is. It's a lighter.
Oh, what do you think? There's a war on Christmas?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there's a war on Christianity, so I put a butt plug in the middle of the town square. You know who loves Christmas, by the way? China.

Speaker 1 China, when I was there, it was Christmas. There's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 Dude, they took off with Christmas in China. They love it.
Sure, it's a good time to sell things. It's great for them.
They get it. It's great.
Otherwise, we're not going to spend above your means.

Speaker 1 We need a few holidays to spend above your means. It's important.
Put you into credit card debt. It keeps the magic going.
Yes. See, our economy is not even a pyramid.

Speaker 1 It's Wiley Coyote before he looks down, basically. So as long as we can keep you from looking down, you can.
But

Speaker 1 let's imagine AI becomes sentient and it looks at the society and says, listen, I'm not going to kill you all, but

Speaker 1 we've got to change the way you guys run things. You can't run things anymore.

Speaker 1 What you've done with money and natural resources and all these different, all the stuff that you've done has just made the world a worse place, and you're just running towards the bottom.

Speaker 1 So it's going to punish the leaders. Yeah, it'll, well, what it'll basically

Speaker 1 even out everything.

Speaker 1 Like, it'll probably have to eliminate property. Again, who's programming the AI?

Speaker 1 It's probably going to assign us a certain amount of things that we can have in our life, and no one can get greedy, and no one can earn more, so there's no reason to get it. And who's making this?

Speaker 1 You think the person making it? No, AI is going to do it for itself. You know what? Yeah, I know the promise.
Do you know what a golem is? A golem? Yes. Okay.
It's made out of clay, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like a Dreidel. But it's a Frankenstein made of mud.
And

Speaker 1 there's a story of

Speaker 1 this guy, Esoterica, or his channel's good. It's very academic.
He's not like conspiracies or anything. He just studies this stuff.

Speaker 1 But the theme of it is like one rabbi makes a golem and he puts Tav, I can't remember the letters, the name of God, on his head, so it's alive, and sends it to another rabbi.

Speaker 1 And that rabbi, I'm really paraphrasing, but he's like, oh, this golem's a good guy. That must have been a righteous rabbi who made this golem.
And then he erases it, and then it's not alive anymore.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there's more to it, but here's the theme of the story. If you're a righteous person and you do that, the thing of putting in life, then your creation will be righteous.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But if you're not, like, let's say you pour hate and fear and anger into it, right? Right. Or whatever the hell you do, it's going to be a reflection of that.

Speaker 1 So this AI God, I don't think is being programmed by anyone, by God. It's being programmed by creeps, weird, uncanny valley looking,

Speaker 1 mutated dick motherfuckers with variation on the Epstein dick. You want to believe in aliens?

Speaker 1 I want every tech billionaire to whip their dick out and I want to look at what the fuck their dick looks like because I'm a dick phrenologist. You know phrenology?

Speaker 1 I don't think it works, but I'll bet on somebody's dick. It's phrenology.
Isn't that like the bumps in your skull

Speaker 1 determine your behavior? So excuse me. Is that pH phrenology? Is that what it is? Yeah, yes.
Yeah. Phrenology with pH.
Yeah. And

Speaker 1 I want to, and I think all phrenology,

Speaker 1 when you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze. And I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird.
I feel like you're going to be weird.

Speaker 1 You know what's weird about the whole phrenology thing? It's like, we're the smarter ones, right? But the Neanderthals had a bigger brain. So what the fuck happened?

Speaker 1 Well, well, when you told me that I thought you were exaggerating your Deanderthal DNA

Speaker 1 and um and then when you show me your hands because you have the same size hands as me right yeah they're pretty big they're basically the same size the freaky six's four the freaky thing is the fist size my fists are crazy it does not bizarre but they were when I was like 15 16

Speaker 1 I believe you're Neanderthals yeah well you know I I there's more like people that live in like Nordic countries in Danish countries like the northern Europeans there's a lot of Neanderthal DNA out there.

Speaker 1 People started, they started fucking each other, and then I guess it was probably, I wonder if it was like Neanderthal males and human females or human females, or human males and Neanderthal females.

Speaker 1 I wonder like which one made, because like there's certain hybrids that can't breed, you know, and then there's certain ones that can. Right.
So I wonder how close we were to them where we could be.

Speaker 1 Very close to breed. How do they do that? And not have a mule? Right, right, right, right.
Exactly. Mule.
It's a perfect example. They're sterile.
They can't make more mules.

Speaker 1 You have to make a mule with a horse and a donkey.

Speaker 1 Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine, and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations. I wonder if

Speaker 1 we're like the upgraded, we're the iPhone 16 of people, you know? And like they probably had a bunch of other ones before. That's all quiet.
That's all the bullshit.

Speaker 1 The fifth root race and all that bullshit from Madame Blavatsky. Well, imagine if you're creating a human and you have a bunch of different versions of it.

Speaker 1 If you're the Anunnaki, you're these nine-foot-tall gods from planet Nibiru, and you come down here, you try 6%.

Speaker 1 You try 6% with the Neanderthals, and then maybe you try 7% with the Homo sapiens. And we'll see what's the difference.
Well, the lore. Let's see how it works out.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you, the lore, as I understand it, is, yeah, they did all that and all kinds of wild gross shit. Right, but just think about the timeline of Neanderthals.

Speaker 1 So, Neanderthals existed unchanged for a half a fucking billion years, right? Or a half a million years. It was like 500,000 years of Neanderthals existing.
Right.

Speaker 1 Very short burst all of a sudden, the brain. Right, right.
I've heard cooking food. There's a lot of ideas of that.
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 No, but Neanderthals had bigger brains, so it doesn't make any sense. So it's even weirder, right? Dude, beta is better than VHS, but guess who fucking won?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but imagine if you're Nibero people, you're these aliens, and you're like, these motherfuckers aren't learning shit. They're too animalistic.
Right. They're too close.

Speaker 1 Like, they had much larger eyes. There's some people speculate they had night vision like a dog does.
You know how dogs' eyes glow when they see headlights?

Speaker 1 Is that the guy that says that the Neanderthals were scary beasts and we killed them? That's another one. That's a big one.
Because they could see in the dark and we couldn't.

Speaker 1 But that's, they think that's probably true. I think they think that based on the size of their eyeballs.
Like, have you ever seen the size of Neanderthals' skulls? compared to humans?

Speaker 1 The eyeball socket is fucking huge.

Speaker 1 So their eyeballs were bigger, and so why would that be the case? Well, it might be like the case with dogs and deer and all these other animals.

Speaker 1 I think that eyeball, and I have zero expertise, but because the size of the brain doesn't necessarily mean you're smart. It's like how deep and wrinkly, which is how I know I have smart balls.

Speaker 1 But the eyes, there's something about big eyes that, to me, that indicates some kind of intelligence thing.

Speaker 1 You know, because all the... Well, they were very intelligent.
They used tools. So we know all this.
But the thing is, there's physical intelligence that they had that's probably way superior to ours.

Speaker 1 Meaning like they're way stronger, their bones were way denser, and their tendon strength must have been like multiple times what a normal human man is at that size.

Speaker 1 So you're dealing with a physically superior thing that was too primal. So they had to introduce another version, which is slightly less primal, but still kind of fucked up.

Speaker 1 And that's the one that figured out how to make everything. That's the one that figured out how to do metallurgy.
That's the one that figured out

Speaker 1 industrial enterprise and the combustion engine and

Speaker 1 planes. Those are jobs.
So here's what I would say.

Speaker 1 Since human nature is programmability, what they were aiming for is something curious.

Speaker 1 Well, that, but I don't want, like, you can even see now. Curious and ambitious makes new alien life.
That's what, that's all it takes. Right.

Speaker 1 Curiosity and ambition, and that's what two things that humans are doing. You might have to stunt it sometimes in people by dumping shit on.
it's too late now

Speaker 1 chemtrails a goofy thing that i thought was absolutely made up those are just contrails no that's that's called geoengineering that's real listen it's both this is the this is what's important when it comes to this one there's a real reality of jet engines getting hot passing through condensation making clouds that's a fact yes regular jets like a delta airlines that's filled with people that's not trying to be spraying chemtrails yes will make clouds behind it and depending upon the amount of moisture in the air, it'll linger for a long time.

Speaker 1 These streaks across the sky. That's what I thought it all was, but it's not.
It's not.

Speaker 1 And this is how you know it's not, because Bill Gates has openly talked about experiments where they use reflective particles and suspend them in the atmosphere to cool off the earth.

Speaker 1 We have a treaty. But also, that's a crazy fucking idea.
Wait, I told you we have a treaty for weather weapons that was signed in the 70s to agree not to use weather weapons.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, but we've been able to cloud seed forever. Right.
Making it rain, rain, how weather manipulation and geoengineering are fueling global tensions.

Speaker 1 Well, listen, we talked about it the other day, what they did in Dubai. They fucked up.
They went to

Speaker 1 the window.

Speaker 1 It was crazy flooding they had because they're not set up for that kind of rainfall. They're in the fucking desert.

Speaker 1 They're like somehow at a Charlie in a chocolate factory, like the crazy prince makes a chocolate palace.

Speaker 1 It's like that.

Speaker 1 Dubai has all the money in the world.

Speaker 1 Because I have friends that are from Dubai and I found out my buddy, she's the coolest chick I like, right?

Speaker 1 They're so rich that to distinguish yourself from other people, you have to have the lowest license plate number, right? Yeah, you want number one because everybody has all the other crap.

Speaker 1 So, how do you even distinguish that's Saudi Arabia as well? They do Saudi summers in LA. Have you ever been around for that? No.

Speaker 1 So, in Saudi Arabia, summer is so hot that LA summer seems like a bargain. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, these guys, they all buy these beautiful houses in Beverly Hills, and they all drive these crazy Lamborghinis with Saudi plates. Right.
So they have like some sort of a diplomatic immunity.

Speaker 1 You can really drive them. So there's videos of these guys in Beverly Hills before the pandemic racing down local streets like having drag races in Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what are you going to do about it? Have you seen it? And one of them fucked his car up. His car's like smoking.
He pulls it into the driveway. Everyone's filming.
All the neighbors are filming.

Speaker 1 And then the guy just gets on a plane. He gets out of the country.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a whole bunch of ruined. Jets before they get caught.
it's like they have like some weird diplomatic immunity, too. No, that's what I'm saying.
That's why they're doing it.

Speaker 1 Diplomatic immunity is a trip. Like, that is a crazy thing.
Like, you could just come to the country, just go wild, run stoplights, race down the street, and then have a slave?

Speaker 1 You could have a slave, really? Dude, when I was in New York, this happened like two or three,

Speaker 1 at least two times. But it was always like an Indian diplomat, and they had some Bangladeshi girl that they took her passport.
And

Speaker 1 I remember it was a big conversation because one, oh, this is in, this has to be like almost 20 years. I'm going to send you something, Jamie.

Speaker 1 But anyway, there was a bunch of Indian newspapers at the time, 20 years ago, that were outraged that this woman was even arrested because that diplomatic.

Speaker 1 Because I don't know if you know, people that come from a lot of money, they think they should have slaves.

Speaker 1 They genuinely, when they learn Aristotelian philosophy, learn that some people are the controllers and some people are the peasants. And it's for the best.

Speaker 1 And did you hear that guy at the beginning, Braddock, where he goes, the few have to be sacrificed for the many? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That cokehead, allegedly, in my mind, is saying. She's just been nervous.
But the way he said that to me sounds like things I would recite from being in church that are drummed in my head.

Speaker 1 That's why it was so important that you said that before the pandemic. You're like, I see it.
I see the same fucking shit. I see the same shit.
So I've already been like, you know,

Speaker 1 my mother, I still talk. Some people leave and their Scientology covers.
Cutoffs. But that wasn't the case with me.

Speaker 1 Everybody does how they're going to do.

Speaker 1 But I already went through a thing of like, this is the only thing I've ever known that to be true. And then if I turn my back, then I'm losing like all.
So I done that. Right.

Speaker 1 So I don't give a fuck about it ever again. Right.
I don't care if everybody's mad at me.

Speaker 1 I don't care if somebody like, you know, if somebody coaches Coleman Hughes to come on and refute a thing I said,

Speaker 1 who I like that guy, but like, that's real. I would never do that.
I would never, dude, if I'm wrong, you could be sure I'm wrong because I'm wrong and not because I got paid to be wrong. 100%.

Speaker 1 I back you on that 100%. I got to take a piss so bad.
I know, too. Let's do it.
We'll come right back. Grab it.
We're back. So where were we? What were we talking about? Do you remember, Jamie?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Something about the world falling apart? Well, guess what? AI. If we go to Project Sycamore?

Speaker 1 Dubai. Oh, yeah, Dubai.
Listen, if we go to Iran, because I was going to get rid of this joke at the 20-year-olds in the audience that we're bringing back the draft and you're going for sure.

Speaker 1 And don't try to gay your way out.

Speaker 1 We're going. Iran, they want that Iran war so bad and Trump has brought so many snakes to his bosom again, like that Mike Waltz dipshit.
Why do you think they want to do that?

Speaker 1 The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries. They wanted to knock out Libya, Iraq.
We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria,

Speaker 1 we got our Al-Qaeda guys in there. So great job, everyone.
Jesus Christ. People from Syria, if you ever talk to them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is that, I mean, out of all the things that the government has fucked up, this regime change thing, they've fucked that up more than anything.

Speaker 1 Like, has it ever worked out better for the people that lived there? Think about how many people died during. I know, I understand.

Speaker 1 But I think about trying to sell the same thing over and over and over. It's insulting, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
Because every single time it's been a fucking disaster.

Speaker 1 Even an idiot could put it to, like me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I remember the day where I was like,

Speaker 1 it was probably 2015 or 16. I was like, are we still in Iraq?

Speaker 1 Like, it felt like I left the oven on. And we're hearing the same thing.
Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close. They're this close.

Speaker 1 Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just, you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in 80 years.

Speaker 1 I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins.
It ain't you. It ain't you fighting it.
That's for goddamn sure. But all of them have hypersonic.

Speaker 1 So if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles.
No. We were doing things like you said.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute. There's a lot of stuff that the United States always possesses that are top secret.

Speaker 1 Like, there's certain videos that they will not show, allegedly, of UFOs because then it would reveal the kind of surveillance equipment that they have available and where the surveillance equipment is, including underwater stuff.

Speaker 1 Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America.
But these missiles,

Speaker 1 they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they can't.
They're too fast.

Speaker 1 And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has.
It's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons.

Speaker 1 And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into his world. Somebody wants World War III real bad.
Jesus Christ, you're freaking me out, Kurt. This is like the green room.

Speaker 1 I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me.
I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 I'm not telling you what God believes, but I'm just saying I love you. How bizarre is it that you're kind of right?

Speaker 1 How bizarre is it that you're right that we're inching closer and closer towards World War III, and that's not what people are concerned about? They're concerned with putting a swastika on a Tesla.

Speaker 1 It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up non-stop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say.

Speaker 1 MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there like hotter people in government all of a sudden?

Speaker 1 They're just gonna be a lot of people. I want to show you something.
Jamie, put that thing I just sent you.

Speaker 1 These are the same people that are getting paid to go to the Tesla demonstrations. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Same people that get paid to go to the Tesla protest.

Speaker 1 They do human dog obedience shows. Right.

Speaker 1 These are the people. That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the nuclear commission that was stealing luggage, he was one of these.

Speaker 1 I thought it was him, but they put a thing on. Oh, yeah.
Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up. Okay.
You know how Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves? Right.

Speaker 1 There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there.

Speaker 1 And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling curses at the kids at Disney.

Speaker 1 But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times

Speaker 1 to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right.

Speaker 1 So where did furries come from?

Speaker 1 I think that, and Disney's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude.

Speaker 1 I I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fur suit.
It's almost erotic to them. They have the minds, even though they're smart, right?

Speaker 1 And they know math, they love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber?

Speaker 1 I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child, and I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically,

Speaker 1 like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for.
People that want to be in that hot awful suit. Wow.

Speaker 1 I'm just making that that up as a joke, but I mean... You might be right.
It might be like one of them MK Ultra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that.

Speaker 1 There's no underneath Florida, Disney, because it's a swamp, but Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

Speaker 1 If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it. You know, he didn't create all that stuff.

Speaker 1 It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs.

Speaker 1 Like, you just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like, you know, this AN Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this.

Speaker 1 Like, did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but

Speaker 1 you get all the credit. It's all on you.
That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 Well, you know, someone was pointing out all the different companies that were actually started by Nazis while people are freaking out about Tesla.

Speaker 1 And one of them that I didn't know, did you know that Audi used to make camps?

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 Google,

Speaker 1 Google, like,

Speaker 1 were they reliable?

Speaker 1 Before Audi, the parent company, the original company, Audi, was Auto Union. And in 2014, I believe, it was revealed that they were making camps for the SS in World War II.

Speaker 1 Like, this is one of the ways they got started. And they made a fucking car for Hitler.
They made a race car for Hitler. Yeah, well, I mean, Ford did that.

Speaker 1 Ford did it? Yes. What do you mean? They made Hitler a car? He made cars for the Nazis.
Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car, they popped it open, it was American.

Speaker 1 He's like, wow, okay, this bullshit. What? Hold on a second.
We'll get to that in a second. Nazi SS divisions built seven labor camps where more than 3,700 prisoners were put to work for auto union.

Speaker 1 So this was like for Audi. They had people working at factories in the eastern German cities of...
Say that word. How do you say that word? Where about it? Zwitschau.

Speaker 1 Zwitchau. Zickow.
No, it's below Jamie. Right there.
Zwichow. Zikow.

Speaker 1 And Kemnit, what were we pointing out?

Speaker 1 Historical investigation commissioned by the company found that thousands of concentration camp inmates had been forced to work for Auto Union, an automobile manufacturer founded in 1932 and a forerunner to the company of today's Audi AG.

Speaker 1 That's wild. Bayer.
There's a bunch of them. Yeah, Bayer.
Bayer R.G. Farben.

Speaker 1 Remember the poisoning of Tylenol back in when I was a kid? Someone was putting cyanide in Tylenol. Yeah.
That's pretty hard to cyan. Yeah.
You know, we have those hard child caps, right?

Speaker 1 So the guy from Control History has a great video on it, and it might have been sabotaged from I.B. Farben, the makers of Bayer Aspirin, because Tylenol was beating them.
So

Speaker 1 the act of corporate sabotage on a corporate competitor was a theory he put forward that I think is very believable, considering it's a Nazi company.

Speaker 1 There's so many psychopaths out there. I wouldn't put it past people to do something like that.
That's a total

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 look at our foreign policy, and then you know.

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Speaker 1 Look, here's a Jimmy said not me, but if they do it to other people, they're going to do it to you.

Speaker 1 That's why if you're laughing when they grab somebody who wrote an article about Gaza being deported, well, she's not from here, get her out. Stupid.

Speaker 1 You just got done watching the Democrats do this.

Speaker 1 You just got done watching them. And now you're going to go because you don't want to let go of the dream.

Speaker 1 But the most important thing, if you are MAGA, is to hold your principles and make it much bigger than Trump himself. The whole mistake is to get hooked on the cult of personality.
Right.

Speaker 1 And who do you like? I like them all. I bet they're nice.
Who gives a shit who I like? What do they do? And I'm not seeing the results I should see.

Speaker 1 Not blaming any one person, but a lot of promises made, promises kept to not anyone here, but you know, like, you know, Israel definitely, whoever he promised Greenland to.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck that is. I think they're trying to make an example of kids to keep people from protesting.
Of course, they are.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Of course. Obviously.

Speaker 1 I forgot what I was going to say. They want to make an example, not to.
No, I forgot what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 I was going somewhere with it. But it's

Speaker 1 one of the problems with this is people can't see this being used against them. That's one of the problems.
And people only look at it like, oh, this is a hard, fast thing. Hamas is a terrorist group.

Speaker 1 This lady supported Hamas.

Speaker 1 But did she? Like, I want to know what she fucking said. They don't say exactly what she said.
There has to be a way to read it.

Speaker 1 They didn't put the charges out. So the first guy, what Mambu is.

Speaker 1 i'm gonna get to this is what i was gonna get to oh there's a difference between someone that has an opinion and people that protest organically because they all agree on this opinion versus something that's organized and a lot of people are spending money on and they're organizing it and they're figuring out how to get people there on time and they're giving them food and they're giving them signs and they're giving them like the musk ones the tesla ones have you seen the list Have you seen the list of things?

Speaker 1 I assumed it was fake. I didn't believe it was organic.

Speaker 1 What, the list? The Tesla protest to me is like the Bernie and AOC concerts. Fake.
But someone who is there got a copy of these talking points.

Speaker 1 And one of the things about the talking points is there was another one.

Speaker 1 I forget who put that one out, but it was there were rules of engagement of how, like, if you get in fights, do this, hit people to the body. Don't pick up an object unless somebody else does.

Speaker 1 Like, this is all crazy.

Speaker 1 Because if you're BLM. Right.
If you're organizing... Like, it's essentially you're condoning a certain amount of violence, which opens the door to violence, which can't be controlled.

Speaker 1 If you're condoning that and you're paying people to go out and scream and protest for something they're not organically going to scream and protest for, like, that's a different thing than just protesting.

Speaker 1 When you're paying people to protest, you're basically paying someone to harass a business. You're paying them.
They don't necessarily have those opinions. They're dumbass fucking dudes.

Speaker 1 They're idiots. A lot of these guys that get caught keying cars, they're fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 Exactly. But there's a chant sheet.

Speaker 1 This guy has several pages in his hands.

Speaker 1 I know, but it's like they give these out so that they can all have the things to sing together. You're saying that.
Democrats

Speaker 1 fine. Now's the time to draw the line.
So they have all these things set up in advance, which is the point. This is not a small thing, Jamie.

Speaker 1 This is kind of a big deal that someone would hand these out to people and print them. But I'm just saying I can.
And pay them to be there. That's the point.

Speaker 2 I looked up paying and I didn't find any evidence of payments.

Speaker 1 Well, people have said that they were offered money to go to these. I looked all over the place to check.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't need any more evidence than this ad copy because if you've ever had ad copy for Sheath Underwear, you go, you know, Sheath was unelected and can't fuck it. That's ad copy.

Speaker 1 You're not doing that for free. Did you see the video of the people all leaving at noon? They left the protest exactly at noon?

Speaker 1 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you find that, Jamie? But that was one of the things that people said, well, this is evidence of a coordination. Like

Speaker 1 these people are being paid for a certain amount of time, and then they leave. But that's not illegal.
That's what's crazy. What's crazy? Yes, that is crazy.
You're right.

Speaker 1 See, you can hire someone to go fuck with your business, and it's not illegal. And they could say it's a protest, and you can give them signs.

Speaker 1 Going back to everything, they have fake. The ones that are real, the government will come out and crush.
So, for example, the guy who wrote War is a racket when the veterans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when the veterans got crushed by what tanks. Tierman Square didn't do that, by the way.
That's fake that people think the guy got run. Oh, he didn't.

Speaker 1 But we did that to veterans of american that's not fake he got pulled aside but the images of him in front of the tank are real but they the way they i thought he got run over this whole until until i realized it's like the kyle rittenhouse crossing state lines i filled in the rest of the story in my head right oh he must have brought a gun no you're just saying that it's it's subconscious programming right they study it it's that's what a cult is is that it's like Bernays advertising techniques.

Speaker 1 Right. But there's also people who are very afraid of being criticized and crossing the line where they become the enemy of their side so that they comply.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, the moment the clock turns, 12 p.m. in Texas, liberal activists left the protest.
You have to be paid to be a Democrat. Just people walking around, though.

Speaker 1 Well, they're all just leaving that known swastika. I just want to point out.

Speaker 2 I get messages like noting that there's going to be a protest at a certain time. Like right now, like in Texas at 5.30 at a certain time, like watch out for traffic.

Speaker 2 There's going to be a protest downtown. People know that it's going to happen.

Speaker 1 You could have a legit protest. We coordinated.
I'm not against that. But the thing where you have your talking points,

Speaker 1 do you think Tank made it? Someone should do a reality show. Yeah.
We just get professional protesters and ask them about their life, just like those people that believed in

Speaker 1 QAnon, like that were on HBO. Like those people, like follow professional protesters around and get a beat on their life.
I mean, professional protesters and professional rally attendees. Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 then you need a community organizer. Well, we hear what this lady is saying.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's pro.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's pro. So, okay, I just want to point this out because, so I've seen Bill Burr make a great, is this your point to Bill Moore where he's like, shut up, stay in your lane.

Speaker 1 Sometimes Bill's really on point.

Speaker 1 This is just him, the thing of the sig heil from Elon and this bullshit that Elon really runs things and not Trump. Like, are you all dumb that you would think this?

Speaker 1 First of all, they've been giving your money to not fake Nazis that drive a Tesla, real Nazis in Ukraine from World War II have been supported by your dumb Democrat dipshit ass with everyone's money for how long now?

Speaker 1 People that had real swastikas and tattoos and embarrassingly. I'm like the guy that went up to accept the award and he had to have a sleeve on one of his arms.
Jon Stewart's friend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I don't want to hear hear you talk about Nazis ever the fuck again after I watch Canada salute a war criminal Nazi from the Waffen-SS

Speaker 1 and then watching, I know the ADL said it's okay that one group's not Nazis anymore, but I don't think the ADL is reliable.

Speaker 1 And I know that sounds really anti-Semitic, but I think they're not reliable.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? We support the fuck out of it. We went to the moon because of Nazis.
We brought them to America to make our moon program. What are you assholes talking about?

Speaker 1 Audis, all the companies are Nazi companies. Volkswagen.

Speaker 1 Like, everybody's, like, they get you focused on some stupid shit. Do you think this autistic man, do you know how easy it is to make that gesture, just gesturing?

Speaker 1 That's why there's videos of everybody else doing it. Yeah.
It's the original pledge to the flag, by the way. The Bellamy Salute.
Remember, I text you? It's yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 The original flag salute of America was a Seg Isle, everybody. I don't know if you know that.
It wasn't until World War II that they changed it to put your hand over your heart. It used to be.

Speaker 1 See if you can find an image of it. Because it's crazy to see that classroom of everybody Seek Isle and you're like, what?

Speaker 1 It's a funny story, too, because, first of all, do you even have a pledge of allegiance to the flag? Like, I'm not a military motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I was like, I used to be a god before, was it Truman or Eisenhower? Used to be, I will speak English.

Speaker 1 Who removed the God part or who put the God part in? It was during the 50s. That's like at the end.
But

Speaker 1 it wasn't until the 1950s. Not until later.
But the fight at first was. Look at at him sing highly.

Speaker 1 The fight at first was if you have to speak English because they have immigration problem. Look how crazy that is.
Yeah, there you go. That's our Pledge of Allegiance.
It used to be a good game show.

Speaker 1 Like, is this Nazi? But they put God in because of the communist scare. That's when God got into the Pledge of Allegiance.

Speaker 1 It used to be one nation under God, not under God, just one nation indivisible with liberty and justice.

Speaker 1 And then they decided to put it under God. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jobula.

Speaker 1 When did they add that, Jamie? What year did they add that? That's a fascinating thing because people are like, this country was founded by Christian values.

Speaker 1 It was founded by Freemasons, and they are Luciferians, which is not a Satanist. That's not a Satanist.
A Satanist is like a hot topic thing. A Luciferian,

Speaker 1 Lucifer embodies the good and the bad, like your leaders that you make excuses for, not you specifically, but, well, he has to do. He has to kill those Yemenis.
He has to.

Speaker 1 That's Luciferianism, where, yeah, Wolverine, Superman is a punk-ass Christian, I guess, the way he's a goody-to-shoes, but like an anti-hero. Right.

Speaker 1 Hillary Clinton, she was an ambitious woman, had to do what she had to do. So yes, and people are dead and shut up.
That's a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 America loves Luciferianism, it's de facto. It don't matter whether you think you do.
You're doing it. I don't call you a Christian unless you act like one.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, I would never call myself a Christian, but sometimes I will act Christian, but a lot of times I don't. So I'm not going to claim a thing that I'm not living up to.
America's living up to a God.

Speaker 1 It ain't Bible God. I don't know who the hell people think it is, but

Speaker 1 how could you even go to the military and be a Christian and learn war no more?

Speaker 1 Because you want to protect America from the evil people. Oh, like from what Jesus said.
Yeah. Oh, like Jesus said, it's okay if it's to protect America.
That's what Jesus said.

Speaker 1 There was some missing books. If everybody stops lying, it's all you got to do.
You don't have to kill nobody?

Speaker 1 Just don't lie.

Speaker 1 What's more demonic than a robot drone powered by AI that's coming over to fuck people up and makes a decision to kill a certain amount of civilians because it has to get this one batch?

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what, one that grew some organic brain tissue around the chip because they can't get that AI to be alive because it's not, and so they're growing brain tissue. You've seen that?

Speaker 1 No, but what I was going to get to was what's more demonic is a person doing it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Instead of an AI that makes this calculation and coldly assesses that it's valuable to kill 30 civilians to get to this one al-Qaeda guy. What is more demonic might be a person.

Speaker 1 And one of the things that's fucked up about it is the people that are actually doing it are just following orders. So there's a person who can make a decision.

Speaker 1 So there's a person that can make a decision that you're going to launch hellfire missiles into an apartment building. But the person who makes a decision isn't actually pressing the button.
So

Speaker 1 he might feel a little bit removed from the crime. But the person who is forced to operate the drone, they say these guys have to study them for days sometimes.

Speaker 1 And they watch their patterns, they see them play with their kids, and then they get that green light, and then they get the order. It's time to do it.

Speaker 1 And then they have to fucking press a button and launch missiles and watch that guy get eliminated from thousands of miles away. Well, you know how we know 90% of innocent people got killed?

Speaker 1 I remember I was telling you that because the drone operators, it bothered them.

Speaker 1 And the drone operator, I don't even remember the guy's name, I feel bad, but that guy's in prison for revealing the truth about the criminals that run your government.

Speaker 1 There's a guy in prison for revealing the truth about drones. We did three years ago, the guy's speech about

Speaker 1 find out who that is. Yeah, the drone operators that got put away under that act.
Trump's abusing it now.

Speaker 1 How's he going to do that? Obama would love to abuse it. How's he abusing it now for that?

Speaker 1 That's what they're grabbing these people with no charges and kicking them out because they supported Hamas that's under

Speaker 1 the nuts edition, the Espionage Act. They're doing shit like that.
So talking about the drone bombings is an espionage thing? Is that what it is? It's top secret. Is that oh?

Speaker 1 We killed all those people. We're worse than terrorists.
We're worse. 90% civilians? That's not collateral.
That's who you killed. The collateral will be if you hit a fucking terrorist.
Right.

Speaker 1 Right. That's real.
That happened.

Speaker 1 And a guy's in prison for telling us that's Obama, the one that the dippy, the ones that Bill, I guess, thinks is not Nazis, even though, boy, they should kill like Nazis, don't they?

Speaker 1 Again, Bill's right about a lot of things, but that is just such like a, dude, you don't know what, just look, like, there's a lot more to the story. You're focusing on the

Speaker 1 narrative. Yeah, there's a narrative that gets out there, and then people have opinions on the narrative, but it's so nuanced.

Speaker 1 The story behind it, like when people, you know, there's a lot of people that want to talk about whatever the conflict is, whether it's Ukraine or Israel and Palestine. Like,

Speaker 1 if you want to become an expert on Israel and Palestine, you need a lot of fucking time, man. You need a lot of time.

Speaker 1 There's a long, long, long history that you have to follow. Oh, Daniel Hale, yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, because he's an American whistleblower, former National Security Agency's intelligence analyst who sent classified information about drone warfare to the press.

Speaker 1 Hale served the United States military, United States Air Force 2009, 2013.

Speaker 1 Okay, pled guilty to retaining, transmitting national defense information, sentenced to 45 months in prison, incarcerated, United States penitentiary.

Speaker 1 He was released on July 5th, 2024, right after Independence Day. Ain't that a bitch? Didn't even get a beer on 4th of July.
Meanwhile, they're not going to investigate Hot Tua. I got to say that.

Speaker 1 So he's out there right now. He's out there right now, this guy.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I wonder if he's allowed to do podcasts. Well, the guy who ran it.
Are you allowed to do podcasts when you get out of jail? Yeah, John Teriaku does them.

Speaker 1 He keeps on. Yeah, but I mean, like, a guy like that probably doesn't want to talk.
I mean, that's what got him in jail in the first place. Well, yeah.
Right.

Speaker 1 If he talks about it now, isn't that the same thing? Isn't he doing it all over again?

Speaker 1 Well, now that it's out, I think it don't matter, right? I don't know. This is the question.
Like, if you get fucked up,

Speaker 1 if you get tried and you go to jail for something, and what you did was tell the truth about crimes, the last thing you want to do is talk more about those crimes, right? I'll take.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, what's Julian Assange doing now? Is he talking? I don't know. I mean, is he completely free? Like,

Speaker 1 he owes money for them transporting him. They charge him like a million dollars.
It's so despicable, dude. Jesus Christ.
Look, I don't know. I know people want to believe in their dumb, but why?

Speaker 1 Why do you believe it when you get ⁇ it's like if you're being cheated on and you're like, no, he would ⁇ Dottie Sandusky, that should be the national bird of America.

Speaker 1 Jerry Sandusky's wife who thinks nothing happened to this day. Does she really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dottie stays upstairs and Jerry helps those boys in the basement get freedom. Jesus Christ.
That's America.

Speaker 1 And then people you tell the truth to, the thing that makes you crazy is not knowing the truth.

Speaker 1 It's when you tell people and they either don't want to know it or they go, I just want to keep my head down and do my job, which friends of mine that are not dumb, smart people say.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the American spirit. I want to keep my head down and do my job.
I'm so, oh, I can't wait to sing hile the flag now.

Speaker 1 How inspiring

Speaker 1 is it?

Speaker 1 A lot of people think like that once they have a mortgage and kids. They really do.
They think, you know, I just don't want to, I just don't want to rock the boat. I understand that.

Speaker 1 I'm barely staying above water right now as it is. What if you're rich?

Speaker 1 You want your kids to see that you're not going to knuckle under

Speaker 1 what happens to rich people. They get scared they're not going to be rich anymore.
Yeah. And they want to keep the party rolling.
Yeah. No, I know.
I'm serious. That's what happens.

Speaker 1 You feel that fear. There's this fear.
It's the same thing that always pops up. It's famine mentality.
It's the same reason why people want all the attention.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they want everything. They want to be number one.
You know, it's the same thing. It's famine.
Well, those buttons you're talking about.

Speaker 1 You think they didn't study these extensively to figure out exactly which one's the press to get what reaction? Hey, we need people to pretend that Tesla

Speaker 1 was unelected. You don't elect the guy that does that dipshits unelected.
Is that a good point?

Speaker 1 You get appointed. Just like all...
You know how Kabara was unelected? Well, they did it during the Obama administration. They did it during the Clinton administration.

Speaker 1 Government efficiency programs are not new. It's not a new thing.
And the thing is, I understand that he's polarizing because of a lot of things, unfortunately, that he did.

Speaker 1 But there's a lot about what he's uncovering that's important for you to know that your money is being wasted. And that's not a partisan thing, and it shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 And you should know that the savings are not going to, if you're worried. But you should also know that this fucking protest against him is probably funded.
It's too organized. It's too often.

Speaker 1 It's too regular. There's people that are involved.
There are chance that they hand out.

Speaker 1 Someone's paying money for this stuff. Whether they're paying those people or not, I think they are.
I could be wrong, but I don't think I am. You know, the soda people, right?

Speaker 1 The point is, like, it's organized. It's not natural.
We just saw them.

Speaker 1 This is amazing. We did this story.
I said it to you because this soda, I don't know, Mera Bev or whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 So they got MAGA people, and I've seen these people apologizing up and down a bunch of them because they got,

Speaker 1 you know, maybe they did it willingly, not, I mean, willingly, but duped or not, they were like, it's an embarrassment because, like I said, to the credit of MAGA people, not that I'm that, I don't vote.

Speaker 1 I would have if Trump did anything that he, I thought he would.

Speaker 1 They go, they go, oh, they're trying to control how

Speaker 1 people use their snap, like their welfare to buy soda. They're like, don't say they can't buy soda because RFK is, you know, soda's poison.
Poison Heart Association fought it.

Speaker 1 Did you know that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's adorable. American Heart Association fought poison.
Absolutely. Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 So, but you remember when these same stupid fucking conservatives were mad that they were spending their welfare on lobster? Remember that? They're buying lobster with welfare.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? You never heard of this? No. This old? Well, Reagan did it first with the welfare fat queen that gets in her Cadillac and buys lobster with your welfare.
What? Really?

Speaker 1 Oh, he was the best, that guy. Then,

Speaker 1 oh, the greatest president.

Speaker 1 And then after that, I would hear this come up. This a few years ago, it was something about welfare.
It's always like, oh, yeah, that's where we're losing all our money on the welfare.

Speaker 1 We are, not for this country, though, just so you know. Well, the idea, I think, of the snap thing is to encourage lobster

Speaker 1 stock food stamp myth refusal to do it. Because you know why they're doing it? 1976 campaign speech in Chicago, they found a woman who holds the record, he told the assembled crowd.

Speaker 1 She used 80 names, 30 addresses, 15 telephone numbers to collect food stamps, Social Security, veterans' benefits for four non-existent deceased veteran husbands, as well as welfare.

Speaker 1 Her tax-free income alone has been running $150,000 a year. Sounds like this lady's pretty cool.
Reagan's story turned out to be a gross exaggeration of a minor case of welfare fraud.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know who to believe because I want to believe that she pulled this off because I think it's kind of badass.

Speaker 1 If you're going to duck the welfare system, doing it with 80 different people is kind of fucking hilarious in 1976. $150,000 in 1976.
What do you think that is today in today's money?

Speaker 1 He combined her with a CIA op, I'm sure. How much is that in today's money, Jamie? Let's guess.
$150,000. I say that's $2.7 million.
I think you're right.

Speaker 1 And I think I could put on a transgender play in Guatemala with that money.

Speaker 1 Ah! Gets you fun, Sesame Street. But that's the consumer.
So

Speaker 1 find out what that is? $840K or so. That's it? Oh, I thought it would be millions.

Speaker 1 So we've been lied to about inflation. Wait, so the soda people...

Speaker 2 It's only worth $853, but that's if you just left it in the bank, I guess, and never did anything with it.

Speaker 1 Oh, interesting. That's kind of crazy.
Wait, so the soda people, so they're mad that welfare people are getting things. Now,

Speaker 1 this fake thing that they try to put, filter through MAGA is, don't tell people that they can't spend their money on what they want. Well, it's welfare money.
Can they buy lobster again? Asshole.

Speaker 1 And they go, Trump likes Diet Coke. And they gave him a list, just like that list you showed me, of emotional buttons to try to push.
And people did believe in Ma Ha. Okay, now, in fairness to RFK,

Speaker 1 well, he learned there's a bigger threat to American health, which is anti-Semitism.

Speaker 1 Not the fluoride. That fluoride thing, which I didn't believe, it turns out it's real.
Utah just banned fluoride. Did they? Yep.
They just banned fluoride. They just banned sexual ritual abuse, too.

Speaker 1 No, they didn't. Yes, they did.
Did they really? Yeah, because... You had to ban that? That's not already illegal? You would think.

Speaker 1 I thought that's

Speaker 1 the law. That story is crazy because it's DA.
So some some creep, there's a lot of like. Well, let's get on the fluoride thing for a second before we scatter.

Speaker 1 Huberman had a great episode of his podcast with this woman who's a doctor who discussed the impact of Florida, or fluoride, rather. Florida.

Speaker 1 Maybe that explains

Speaker 1 Florida in the water.

Speaker 1 Maybe that explains Florida and Floride are pretty fucking close. That might be it.
That might be it. We might have stumbled onto something.

Speaker 1 I don't know. But it's just fucking crazy.
But the thing is that it's a known neurotoxin, and there's no reason for it to be in the fucking water.

Speaker 1 And yet there's still people that are saying it should be in the water. There's these crazy fucking dots, which impacts the dental health of impoverished people.
And shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Well, check where their money comes from. Meanwhile, these are the same people.
I mean, this is like the whole fucking sugar and sweets thing. Why do you think they're getting so many cavities?

Speaker 1 Why is anybody getting so many cavities? That's right. Because they're eating some shit you're not supposed to be eating.

Speaker 1 So when we were doing the story, and they're talking about, and I go, what if they make all their money off poor people spending welfare on soda?

Speaker 1 Because my girlfriend, when she saw it, she goes, who still drinks soda? Oh, people on welfare. So most of their budget, just like if your budget came from running a prison full of convicts,

Speaker 1 are from people spending their snap benefits on soda that kills them and they don't want to lose that income. It's like

Speaker 1 they recognize the influence that these companies that sell this stuff have on these

Speaker 1 different commissions that decide what gets like the American Heart Association gets funded by some of these companies, which is. You just got to buy it.
That's why they...

Speaker 1 Is that true? Make sure that's true. Because I read that.
The American Heart Association receives funding from like

Speaker 1 soda companies.

Speaker 1 It's a three-letter agency of any kind. Is there any of them that aren't bought out by some fucking psychopath? They have to.
They make little deals. They do things.
They donate. They rub shoulders.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's how things work in your business. That's why everything's so good because they have to do that.
If you want to be in the country club.

Speaker 1 I do. You got to play the game, Kurt.
You can't. Golf?

Speaker 1 You can't keep rocking the boat. Stop rocking the boat, Bobby.
No, a blind eye will serve you better. You were covered with it.
Is it true before we wrap this up? Is it true what I just said?

Speaker 2 I mean, the article that popped up says it's happened. I'm trying to see it more accurate.
So this was in 2010 to 16. They did receive funding from them, but that's when the article was written.

Speaker 1 Of course they did. Of course they received funding from them.
Everybody's receiving funding from somebody. Everybody's slipping someone a little.
Get in the door. Give Bobby 100.
You're in.

Speaker 1 Coke, Pepsi provides sponsorship money to American ACC, AHA, and 93 other health organizations. Well, why would that affect dollars?

Speaker 1 American

Speaker 1 College of Cardiology gets money from a fucking company that makes heart attack drinks.

Speaker 1 American Heart Association. American Diabetes.
American Diabetes Association gets money from Coke. Yeah, from

Speaker 1 diabetes in a can.

Speaker 1 Coke and Cola Company sponsored 95 national health organizations. why

Speaker 1 Pepsi Co. sponsored 13.

Speaker 1 The end of 2015, the ACC, Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, American Academy of Pediatrics, and American Academy of Family Physicians did not renew their contracts with Coca-Cola.

Speaker 1 So they realized, like, this was out of control. They realized they couldn't get away with renewing their contracts.
Outrageous. We're getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 It's healthy as long as you flap your arms a thousand times a minute like a hummingbird. You just need 10,000 steps.
Put a Fitbit on. Yeah, just drink, have a nice Coke.
You're going to be fine.

Speaker 1 Kurt Metzger, I love you to death. Thank you very much for being here.
It's always good. Thanks, man.
This is like you and I in the green room all over again.

Speaker 1 I only moved down here because of that. I only moved down here.
If you didn't have a club, I like Austin, but until the club was here,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't move.

Speaker 1 I need the store that's out there.

Speaker 1 We need it. We need it.
Yeah, and I'm glad you're around, brother. You too, man.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
My pleasure. All right.
Bye, everybody.