#2247 - Duncan Trussell

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It's fucking Christmas. The war on Christmas must end.
How dare we say Merry Christmas? How dare you say that? It offends me. Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that? When she had that speech? She said, how dare you say fucking Christmas? You've never seen it? No.
Oh, my God. Okay, let's start with this, because it's so crazy.
I don't understand the context. So, like, I wish I could be charitable and say, well, there's probably a context where this makes sense yeah satan is the lord of the earth is the context but you know you see something and it's only a 15 second clip and you're like okay let me just be the nicest person possible yes like what what could be the reason why you would say how dare we say merry christmas yeah unless you're playing a character.
Unless she's on stage doing a play. She's like, I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch.
Can you imagine saying that? Like, it seems like a nightmare that you would wake up from. It says, Harris fumed at Americans saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurfaced clips.
Oh, you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and harmony on the planet. Then we can start saying it again.
This is so scolding and weird. Only when they cleared that vet did we give them DACA status.
And now we're talking about taking it away. It is morally wrong.
No, thank you. I didn't know.
And when we all sing happy tunes and sing Merry Christmas and wish each other Merry Christmas, these children are not going to have a Merry Christmas. How dare we speak Merry Christmas? How dare we? They will not have a Merry Christmas.
Who are you to say that? I don't know if they will be here in a matter of days weeks and months since september 5th over 12 000 have lost their status this is the here's why you can't um be charitable because it's just a bad perspective it's just a bad perspective charitable what do you mean because if you wanted to like what does anything she's saying make sense oh you they're not mutually exclusive all right you can't it's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering it's like you can't you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate. No.
Because that's crazy. Yeah.
Now you're taking in the entire Earth's consciousness and all of its decisions. Yeah.
As to whether or not you will or we will not be happy. Like, you and I didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines.
Not yet. But we buy these fucking phones.
We buy these fucking phones. And we know, we know that electronics that have cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves.
Should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free? No. Never.
Never. We should just be shitting in our hands, rubbing in our faces, whipping our backs until the whole world experiences a simultaneous orgasm.
Then Merry Christmas to you. But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings.
And you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other. And these like untested perspectives just jizzed out into the world.
Yeah, and you're looking at all this craziness like the Manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions Yeah, we've just accepted that yeah, like if aliens were watching this to be like who are they bullshitting? Who they'reshitting each other they're bullshitting themselves right they're trying to figure out how many genders there are they're trying to they're trying to decide like who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything yeah currently that's illegal immigrants yeah well you know i was just like dude for i don't know I started doing this. Highly recommend it.
I started listening because I forgot a lot of the new age ideas. So I started listening to new age channeled audibles, aliens channeled through new age people.
Oh, cheers, my brother. Cheers.
Merry Christmas. We're off to a great start.
Isn't seth speaks isn't that it's a whole genre but is that seth speaks person is that that's the whole deal behind that right it's okay so it's again i'm like my mom got into it briefly because she dated this new age dude and i fucking hated it he wore birkenstocks he'd force us to go on hikes he wouldn't let me take my gun. You know, you're a kid.
You want to take your fake gun on the hike? He's like, we don't do that on hikes. You know, the fucking fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of nature.
And it's like, dude, don't put that on me. I'll find it on my own.
But he got my mom into New Age stuff. And this was prime New new age time this is like uh this is when they all killed themselves it's like they were part of it too you remember the they were wearing the sneakers what were they called uh heaven's gate oh yeah that was a new age cult so um i remember like watching these old grainy vhs tapes with my mom this dude and um thinking they were cool and like there was some sound that was playing in one and my mom looks at me like hopefully like do you recognize that sound because I guess here's the thing about all this I think some telepathy is real.
It is real. I think it is real.
Have you listened to the telepathy tapes? No. You haven't? I haven't listened to it.
It's a new podcast. It's out.
And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents. and they were able to go into another room and they would Bring up things to one whether it was I think I think they'd bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things But the kid was accurate 95% of the time Wow with numbers with colors.
Yeah Like not like three numbers in a row. Yeah.
You know how crazy that is just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time? Yeah. Like whatever it is, they think it's real.
I'm only on episode two. But it's really fascinating, man, because it's a dismissed thing.
It's a woo-woo thing. Sure.
But if it's real, shouldn't scientists study it it like it's real and it seems like through scientific study. It's real Yeah, I think it's definitely you've probably experienced it.
I've experienced it I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't We don't agree to or we don't admit to like we know there's something there But we're not like that's too silly it's just there's so many people that fake it that's the problem right because everybody like wants to have some special thing that they have i just have a special thing you have a special thing duncan you have a special talent i mean think of all fire starter starter, Carrie, Stranger Things.

This is the fantasy.

When I was a kid, dude, I would sit when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make shit on the table move with my mind because I've been reading books on telekinesis.

One day, you know, like when I.

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When you've got a cold drink and it gets a little wet on the bottom, one day as I'm doing that, because of that, it slid forward. And I was totally freaked out because I thought I'd used telekinesis to slide.
It was just luck. It was just luck.
It was just a badly balanced floor. It was just a shitty fucking apartment in College Station.
But once you recognize the flaw in the operating system in humans is like as a kid like for a few days i was like shit i might be telekinetic but like once you know people want that or want to believe in it and how easy it is to manufacture those moments and then claim responsibility holy shit dude you can really pull some strings on people. Because there's an assumption.
Let's say I do know. I really believe in telepathy.
I'm positive it exists. But the assumption then would be like you get around a telepathic person.
Well, they must be good. Because they're telepathic.
Right? They're magic. So we should trust them.
This is where people get real fucked up.

These are called, in India, they call them cities, which is if you meditate a lot, you begin to like, well, I would say comedy is a city.

You know, it's not special.

I was talking to Luis Gomez about sales.

You know, that's the really good people and get in your head and get you to buy shit.

He was saying it's

like basically magic and it's like so hypnosis hypnosis yeah but man have you ever been hypnotized yes i have it's interesting right dude my mom hypnotized me when i had a wart because she had heard you could hypnotize people and the wart goes away hypnotized me said something about the wart going away. Within a couple of weeks, I swear to you, that wart fucking dried up and just fell off my hand.
Whoa. Yeah.
Whoa. What the fuck? Whoa.
What the fuck? So that's the placebo effect. The placebo effect is real.
You know, I had a guy tell me this once. He was like a kind of a wacky healing chiropractic type guy yeah and he was telling me that if you believe what i'm saying is true because i was asking him like how does this work like how is this working like how are you healing people by by working on my passing on things if you believe it works oh so it's a lie.
But if I believe the lie.

So what are you selling?

You're just like fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words.

Yeah.

And you're doing hypnosis kind of.

Because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself. Well, I mean, the placebo effect is real.
I've heard it's one of the most powerful effects in medicine. Is it really? Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah. Think of like the new cancer drugs.
They tell your immune system what to attack, right? So if somehow you could do that without the drug if they were and that's where it gets interesting right because we these are our bodies right perfectly metabolizing transforming so many things instantaneously the heart effortlessly beating all the fucking time.

So theoretically, purely theoretically, what if you could control more of it? Like how much of this thing can we actually control? And by the way, that's a really fun thing to think about because like not much. So do you ever think about that? Like you sort of think like, okay, like I'm, how much of my body can I really do anything about?

I can eat good food i can exercise but all the quantum processes that are happening within all of the things you kind of realize you're just the tip of the iceberg you're just the yappy tip of the iceberg and underneath it is all this stuff that is you but really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify this is me so what are you in that swirl of particulates like what are you in there yeah what are you yeah it's that's most people and that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the same thing it's the same person it just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing and it could be how you were raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be but people find a way to fucking slip into a groove yeah and it's so much easier Yeah than trying to look at like what is this? Yeah, what is this thing we're doing or I'm making noises with my mouth? You're reading my mind. Yeah, and we're like broadcasting it to the world by making noises with your mouth We're speaking through each other's minds.
Yeah, and also though, you know when you get into the telepathy idea, which is sort of like the question is like, you know, right now. We identify our minds as some kind of neurological process.
Right. So the idea is like we have this like bio computer and somewhere in there is our mind.
everything out here, not our mind. Even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind.
Everything you're seeing is an instantaneous interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets compressed into reality. And then you say, oh, out there, that's not me.
But it is you. It's like it's you in the way if you put on VR goggles, you know, except in this case, the VR goggles, it's your neocortex.
It's all the processes that are making color, light, sound, etc. So if we're sort of sharing a dual reality, which is all the phenomena that's being interpreted into our minds, somewhere in there is the possibility that we kind of share a mind.
So from that perspective, all these other things become possible. Telepathy, all of this stuff.
Like, you know, you get around funny people, you get funnier. When I was doing the Midnight Gospel, I was around all these artists, I got better at drawing.
Like, you share a a mind it's the gestalt or you know the

where three or two or more of you gathered there will be that something else comes in the room and i think we're collaborating with something that we're we're we don't truly understand because we're still trapped in primate bodies yes so i think i think we have these moments of recognition of these connections, you know,

and great moments in life and these beautiful things that can happen. And it's all being twisted up by this ape, this wild ape that had to survive for thousands and thousands of years by killing its neighbors.
Yeah. And eating monkeys and fucking running around and clubbing things to death and eating raw meat.
Yeah. Until it figured out how to harness fire.
And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears. Yeah.
You had to run for the hills. They killed your kids in front of you.
They fucked your wife in front of you. They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth.
And this was thousands and thousands of years. This thing we're doing right now is so recent.
This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them. It's super recent.
Dogs aren't there yet yet that's why dogs freak out when someone comes

to your door they're not there yet they still remember the old days and the the that's a great point that they're still like dude usually if someone's coming up yeah we have to kill it like and they're reminding you of that you know and it's true i mean but and if you look at that collective

epigenetic trauma

as an egregore,

as a ghost, a ghost haunting the planet, the ghost of not that long ago. Yeah, the ghost of primate past.
The ghost of primate past haunts us. And that's why it's so easy to slide into aggressive patterns and defensive patterns that are completely unnecessary.
And that's what they are, too. This is what you have to realize.
It's not you. It's patterns that you've selected, and you've selected them over and over and over again, and they've become you.
It's like you went down a groove. You don't have to stay on that groove.
No. You don't have to.
but I think you have to find something in life that's physical that you enjoy because I think that's one of the best ways to manage this fucking weirdness the absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted sure is get forget on purpose get physically exhausted and then you can manage the craziness right of existing yeah because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal everyone wants to pretend that existence is like oh you know you get up in the morning you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do you hear what chapel grown said yeah exactly exactly it's like every day it's like oh my god happening. What do you think the drones are? What do you think the drones are? You know, how much did Nancy Pelosi make this week in the stock market? Yeah.
Yeah. Even I like what? What is this? Right.
What are we doing? Did you see the new shit that they found out about consciousness in the human brain this popped up on my feed

this dude penrose this guy used to be an anesthesiologist he already knew about these neurological structures that are these quantum tubules that apparently anesthesia impacts and he began to think maybe consciousness is not associated as much as we thought with neurons,

but is a microstructure within the brain, these quantum tubules that get shut down when there's anesthesia. And so there's this new controversial sort of emergent theory of consciousness, which is that when you are awake, you go from being a wave to a particle.
you in other words the whatever you want to call it the i am the um all one situation that we actually are experiencing gets compressed into a particle which is your experience of reality but when you fall asleep when you take enough acid you go into a superposition when that's that feeling of being connected to everything, part of everything, not even being there anymore. So were those things simultaneously? And I guess as far as the default reality that you're talking about, that's a situation where it's a bunch of particles that have focused in on like a buffet of moments that the news curates.
So the news is like, okay, beam out at this person. This person's wrong.
This person's right. Here's what you should be afraid of.
Here's a celebrity that sucks. That's the whole business model.
It's the business model. And that's the way we get the news.
That's it. Isn't that crazy? And sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies.
There you go. And everybody else.
I was watching a regular movie the other night. I was in a hotel.
And so the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV. So I was watching John Wick wick on tv and it's every five minutes oh yeah you're bombarded with nonsense they stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense that's right just nonsense about the and side effects it's unnerving and also when you realize we think the show is john wick that ain't the show the show is the nonsense that's happening in between john wick because when you see go out when you're watching a good movie you relax you calm down you open up it's the perfect perfect state of consciousness to manipulate people i also thought it was incredible that they bleeped out all the bad words when the commercials were far more offensive.
Yeah. They bleeped out fuck.
They bleeped out this. I was like, how are they going to handle this scene? Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City and after he did this thing with John Wick and the guy's like who the fuck nobody goes that fucking nobody is John Wick and it's like this the whole setup of John Wick and it's that nobody like no can't say You took out the fuck, but meanwhile you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug.
You're telling me about side effects that are like suicide. All kinds of wild shit.
Depression, anxiety, fear, violent tendencies, gambling addictions. This is, so when you think about the idea that if, you know, a group of witches is called a coven, a group of Christians is called a church.
The idea is sort of simultaneous prayer causes change. Now, there's different words for it.
Some people call the prayer spells. Some people call the prayer a pep rally.
We're gonna go, go, go. You look at the football game, you're seeing covens of witches cheering to direct energy at the team they want to try to like move the needle a little bit.
But when you consider the power of directing little bubble universes, which is every single human, focusing that beam of attention onto certain ideas. Dude, you could – not only are you going to create whatever it is you want to create in the case of an advertiser makes some money, but theoretically you could guide history that way.
And the last thing you want them to figure out is if they all stop focusing on what you're telling them to focus on and trust themselves enough to focus on what they want to focus on, which is usually not bad, then all of a sudden you would lose that kind of magical control. You lose the actual steering wheel of the weird vehicle we're in.
And know, and they're like, it's democracy. The steering wheel is your vote and the president and the elected officials who guide the country.
But the real steering wheel is here's what we're going to get you to pay attention to. You need to pay attention to this right now.
And if we all pay attention to that, it like where attention goes, energy flows. You know what I i think it is i think it's like if we're in a factory if we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists yeah but it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something.
Like a Tesla. Like imagine if you are, if we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity.
Yeah. Literally everything, even tables.
Yeah. Everything has some thing.
Yeah. We're just, we're super egotistic and we believe that only we possess this but we know

dogs have it too which gets where it gets weird yeah animals have it we know that you know but this whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we we interface like how are we doing this like if we're in a world where it's 2024 and there's drones flying over New Jersey and they're gaslighting us saying they're all airplanes, they're saying we have it under control, and then it appears there was a satellite that we shot out of the sky. Have you seen that? No.
No, you haven't seen that? I missed it somehow. So this is the big conspiracy.
And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, Alf! But the big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones, and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit.
And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy. Unfounded.
But I'm just, for funsies, for for funsies well i mean do you remember when those weird green fucking lights showed up in hawaii well i remember where there was a ship right and there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship laser lights that shot out of the sky oh yeah remember that that's right what was that what are the drones i mean that's what's what. What was that? What are the drones?

I mean, that's what I love about the drones is, I mean, aside from the obvious, like, you know, getting to imagine, fantasize. It could be they're chasing orbs and the orbs or whatever.
What I love about the drones is that it's another step in shaking people awake. You know what I mean? because it's like part of living in default reality i think is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is you could trust you can trust the government of course like you have to trust the people that make the weapons you could trust them they're really guys good guys sure yes some of them you know are hyper violent a little Yeah, but ultimately we can trust these people.
Sure. Yes.
Some of them, you know, are hyper violent. A little.
Yeah. But ultimately, we can trust these people.
And so then you have over fucking New Jersey, experimental vehicles that people are filming. Welcome to Earth, bitch.
Do you see that one? And it's so funny. People in New Jersey reacting to them.
Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't.
Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people.
People have definitely died from bullets falling from the sky. You know what else falls? Drones.
Experimental fucking drones. The government's flying over fucking New Jersey Hoping those fuckers don't crash.
They're apparently half the size of a car Some of them are bigger, bro. Some of them are suburban size.
Yeah, and these are flying over Sized flying over houses. Oh, yeah, so it's just like no listen number one most of what you guys are seeing it's stars or you're seeing commercial vehicles mostly and the other stuff

we don't really most of what you guys are seeing, it's stars or you're seeing commercial vehicles,

mostly, and the other stuff,

we don't really know.

So at that point, you're like, wait a minute.

I'm paying almost half of my income in fucking taxes

so you know what the car size mystery things

flying over the cities are.

And you don't know what that fucking is?

What am I paying you for? You know what I i mean you're making a lot of money man you should know what the drones are and so but then when you see what's his name bolt is it bolden the guy with the mustache not bolden when you see i don't know the dod dudes up there and the way that they're just lying their fucking asses off did you see the press secretary talking about it and she's wearing a necklace that looks like a ufo is it kareem jean-pierre that lady not jean-pierre it was another one it was some new one it was it was how do they just shuffle do people in without announcing i don't think they got rid of pierre okay i hope not because most of them don't last as long as pierre she's she's like the marathoner Oh, dude. Most of them, they quit that job.
They're like, fuck this job. I just got to lie all the time.
Horrible. Horrible.
Imagine like, Duncan, this is what you're going to sell. War with Sudan.
Okay. Okay.
Here's the reason why. All right.
The rebels, children, problems. Children, problems.
Economy. Okay.
Pollution. Okay.
You know, we got to vaccinate them. Got it.
You can tell this. There's a lot of data right now.
What about the data showing vaccinations are bad for you? No, no, no. Fuck that data.
These people are in trouble, and we need to help them. We need to help them.
So war, Sudan, war, Sudan. War, Sudan.
War, Sudan. Got it.
Okay, no problem. Sell it.
Sell it. I got it.
I'm going out there. You just put on your Rachel Maddow glasses.
The Rachel Maddow glasses. Everybody's wearing them to look super serious.
Well, this is, it's part of the costume, isn't it? It is. And, you know, we also, by the way.
We're wearing costumes while we're saying this. Yeah.
We are in elf costumes. But, you know, but yeah, I don't understand the rachel maddow glasses phenomena but i have done research into it because i wanted to create a vision board of all the people wearing those glasses and it's a thing it's like a thing on the left they wear those fucking glasses it identifies that you are you have a certain set of beliefs if you're wearing the maddow glasses i mean it's a real thing it is a real thing yeah if you if you have those glasses on and you're republican you're an assassin you're a guy who kills people for a living you're a very strange person dude isn't that but that's to me the invasion of the body snatchers experience i love have you seen that movie in a while? The remake? I saw the remake, but it was a long time ago, right? Wasn't it like five years ago? How long ago was it? I think the one I like is from the 70s.
Oh, the Donald Sutherland one. Yes.
Yes, that one's amazing. Amazing.
Yeah, right. They point at you and make that noise.
Oh, that's it. Oh, Sutherland killing it.

Look how creepy his eyes are.

Yeah, that's it.

Bro, can you imagine that reality?

And by the way, not that hard.

You know what's way harder than that?

Building a planet.

There's plenty of planets.

That is not that hard. That is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect kingdom where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain.
There you go. Dude, I went down a deep rabbit hole with this shit because, you know, I was like looking right after Trump won, which, by the way, I want to remind you.
I'm sorry. I don't want to pat myself on the back, but when we were hunting for Bigfoot, do you remember I said to you, one day you're going to get a president elected? Did you say that? No.
Back then, that would have been the least likely scenario. I'm in the woods with the fear factor guy, and we're legitimately looking for Bigfoot.
Legitimately. Legitimately, with Big legitimately with bigfoot experts that was one of my favorite camping trips i've ever had in my life fun i would love to do that again hunting for bigfoot it's like because hunting for animals which i know you love i have nothing against it but you still got to kill an animal hunting for bigfoot you just like look for a twig out of place and you get to imagine he's nearby and that that it's really fun squatching is fun somebody asked me if uh i saw bigfoot would i kill it because if i could kill it then i could show people that it's real interesting interesting would you no why would i kill bigfoot well but just like why would you? It doesn't make any sense.
Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.
It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Well.
Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is.
Why do you want me to shoot through it you know man why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on on drones and imagine like why did we spend all this money oh joe said he saw bigfoot and so we went looking but by the fucking way no one would spend any money to go look for bigfoot if you can fly a swarm of drones over fucking new jersey you could find bigfoot you could could fly them in the Pacific Northwest and we'd know once and fucking for all.

See this, you know, they talk about democracy.

Sometimes I like to think about

what would actual democracy look like?

And you know, it wouldn't look like some dude

getting in front of a microphone

and gaslighting your ass about experimental craft.

It would be like, all right,

I'm just going to tell you guys,

we figured out anti-gravity.'s anti-gravity drones we wanted to show you and tomorrow we're going to drop ketamine on on the neighborhoods democracy but uh but you know what i mean like that would be true democracy versus what we have right now, which is sort of democracy. It does work.
The voting works and all that stuff. But ultimately, our impact, the non-political class's impact is very little.
And the political class's impact is very little when you consider now there's a security class. So you have the politicians like Harry Reid, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with the UAPs.
And even they can't do it because there's another level. And that level is like that's that those are the people controlling things because they know the secrets.
It's just so infuriating to me that now they feel comfortable enough to fly whatever the fuck these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are. And then say we don't know what they are.
Because if the reality is they don't know what they are, if we're going to believe them, which I guess you're just not supposed to. You know what I mean? Are you supposed to? No, I don't think you're supposed to.
I think at the point where they're just telling you it's like stars. Okay, but let's be honest.
If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both.
Yeah. Or it's U.S.
government or it's all three. Sure.
Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? how do you tell people that why you're also governing you're also doing all these different things you're very busy how do you how does the president get on television and say ladies and gentlemen aliens are real we are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.
Sure. We don't understand why they're here.
We have been working with them. We have back engineered their products.
Yeah. And that's how you got fiber optics.
Yeah. And capacitors.
Right. And all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell.
Yeah. Everything.
That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.
They seeded your culture with your religions. Everything.
It's for a good cause. Everything.
Yeah. We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude.
That's what we are. Right.
We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines. Yeah.
We're a piece. Well, that's...
So, okay. So, that is exactly what you want pieces of your factory to think like.
And that is why, at any moment, anybody can actually just turn the channel. You're not a piece of the fucking factory.
Actually, you're the universe. You are the universe.
And you're the universe who has been... Dude, I mean, look what they could do to lions at a circus.
Deadly fucking thing. They can make it jump through hoops.
They can make it catch a frisbee. Right? So think of this.
Most of the time. That's right.
When they can't. Those make for some wild Instagram videos.
Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.
There is. It's the assassination of a fucking CEO.
And by the way, I am not assigning any kind of like, I think it's a slippery slope if we start publicly fucking executing CEOs. Like if you start, you know what I mean? That's a real slippery slope.
It's super slippery. But I'll tell you, if you sort of look at the factory, the way it works is like, number one, you really aren't supposed to identify the actual, like what's causing like a lot of suffering.
Like once you start making those identifications, then you follow through with some kind of action based on those identifications. Number one, the action can't be based on the rules of the factory.
Of course, the factory is going to create rules. You can go out with your fucking signs or whatever if you're at the right place.
Not at Amazon where they arrested those people protesting. But there's places in the factory where you can go and be like, I need more oil.
I'm squeaking. But only once in a while and only in the right way.

It's a peaceful protest is what we call it.

You do it at the wrong time, it's a fucking insurrection.

You know what I mean?

So the factory's got rules about how we do this.

So the moment you go outside of those rules,

the moment you actually, and to do that,

you have to somehow really think outside the factory.

Then you see something like that happen. And then you see the way the factory responds, which is the perp walk they did with that dude.
They've got fucking SEAL Team 6 walking that guy in. He's handsome.
It's like a movie. In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that.
That's right. It's just a regular killer.
There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy. Well, they're not guarding that guy.
Look at that. They're sending a fucking message.
They're saying, listen, we will surround you. Because what's really scary about what he did is like, and think if you want to take murder, cold-blooded murder, and just for a second call it activism, what that guy did is he didn't just send a message, which is really scary for people like CEOs, which is saying, listen, man, you can't keep fucking us uh with the insurance uh if you do you're not safe and so that's scary as fuck because that that's the CEOs of course are the ones who pay for the lobbyists who pay for the laws and so he sends a message of a methodology which again I I think uh if we if we're going to get into a better place using violence, I just don't think that's the path.
But just as an analysis, dude, I would say you could expect more of that to happen. And that is going to lead to the Darth Vader people coming out more.
Yeah, you're not co-signing it. I'm not co-signing it at all.
No, no, no. It's a realistic assessment.
There's something going on. People are very upset.
And they've been able to do this to people for so long. Deny people treatment for so long.
You remember when your dad had to come downstairs? Like you're fucking up or you're like misbehaving with your brother. You're doing something really bad.
You set something on fire. Right.
Your dad comes downstairs. He's been at work.
He's fucking pissed. That's how you know you're really fucked.
When people start doing stuff like that, then the dad has to come downstairs. And when the dad comes downstairs, it looks like the dudes in the Darth Vader outfits.
All of a sudden, this, you know, this facade, for a second, they have to stop the show, turn on the fucking lights. These guys in fucking full body armor come out, spray chemicals into your face, and drag you away.
And then, all right, start the show up again, start the show up again. It gets memory hold.
So that is an example of what happens when the factory is imbalanced. And right now the factory is imbalanced, dude.
It's just that's the problem. There's a reason we need the middle class.
There's a reason you need some path forward. There's a reason you need to be able to buy a fucking house.
And aside from like the human comfort and starting a family and all that stuff, the moment you that away from people now what it's like so wait there what am i supposed to do here now again i i am not advocating violence i i think that if we keep doing violence we're going to keep getting violence but it's a really scary thing when shit gets so imbalanced and when you hear about like the health insurance like i'm lucky because like i'm on this i'm on crap populace on fox i have incredible health insurance dude but like you read about the people denying like really important medication really important procedures to people sending them stacks of Paper explaining why we're not gonna pay well, you know, I got my colonoscopy recently It cost me a hundred dollars, you know, actually charge my insurance company nine thousand dollars Have you ever talked to Brigham Bueller about this? No, he should you know, cuz he he understands it from top to bottom. He can tell you exactly what's going on.
He's talked about it on the podcast. But it's, you know, it's a giant machine.
It's a giant money machine. That's right.
That's really what it is. It's not really about making you better.
It's about, it's a giant money machine. Making you better is what they sell.
Yeah. But it's about making more money.

That's right.

And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need.

Yeah.

You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it.

It's been, it's this, there's a guy that just got arrested recently.

I don't know if you heard about this guy.

I sent this to Peter Attia.

I could send it to you, Jamie, or maybe you could find it. This dude, he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't.
And it was like a ton of cases. And he would give them chemotherapy, man.
And he'd make them like severely ill. Yeah.
Demon. He did it to like, I don't, I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much.
I didn't want to remember it. But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer.

Just scared the fuck out of them. Ruined their lives.
And then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer. Is it like 10 years old? It could have been.
Someone sent it to me on Instagram. It was a news story.
Oh, my God.

He got 45.

That's all he got was 45 years?

That's a pretty long time.

13 counts.

He's 50.

That's a life sentence.

Hmm.

Well, yeah, man.

I don't know if this is the same guy.

Maybe more doctors have done it. You know, this is one of the things that I found out.

I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz. That's not one.
There's not one case. There's a fucking shit ton of cases.
I wonder how many of these doctors were. There's this creepy doctors.
Just like there's creepy carpenters. Just like there's, you know, like some don't give a fuck about people why do they use their own jizz there is they do they run one all the babies they want everyone to have their baby oh so it's not just psychos people aren't coming in no there's women that went in with their husband's jizz and he's like yeah i got a better option for you sweetheart that's what this guy did he did he ran a fertility clinic and I think people started figuring it out when 23andMe came around.
And this is just one of these guys. There's been a ton of those guys.
That fundamentally is the difference between men and women. Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies that's hilarious yeah not a chance in the fucking world no woman would want that yeah take my baby oh my god you take my baby i trust it with you you don't the guy i don't even know have a baby with me have the most precious thing you could have it you can have it you could have it it It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my babies.

And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids.

Because they might fuck.

They might fuck.

They might not know.

They might find out.

23andMe, they're cousins.

Yeah.

Like, holy shit, we're cousins.

And then you find out everyone's a cousin.

Dude.

Because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.

Thank you. They might find out to 23andMe, they're cousins.
Like, holy shit, we're cousins? And then you find out everyone's a cousin? Because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years. Dude, that guy could be like, you know, based on the depopulation that's happening, based on population decline, that guy could be like the next Genghis Khan.
Like in the future, like 80% of the planet's related to this dude. I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.

I mean, it is interesting.

It's like, you know, you read Elon Musk is the top Diablo player in North America, right?

I think in the world, dude. In the world.

I think he's number one in the world, which is fucking insane.

Dude, I know you, and I'm not trying to high high road you here but unless you've played diablo 4 you can't understand what that means i absolutely accept that i do not understand what that means it is insane like it like when i was addicted to that fucking game like i just wasn't, you know, I had to do dad duty in the day,

Diablo at night.

And I was, I sucked.

So when you realize this guy,

shooting rockets into space,

making e-vehicles,

starting a new fucking department

of the government,

is also the top.

It's the,

It's so crazy.

It's the one time I actually let myself think, maybe he actually is an alien. Because there's just no way.
Unless he's paying people to do it for him, which obviously he's not. That is insane, man.
That is insane. So, dude, when you consider.
I don't even know where I was going with that. I got lost in Diablo 4 just thinking about it.
We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge.
It's crazy. It's crazy because Diablo 4, it's all about your build.
It's all about, like, eye-hand coordination is obviously a big part of it. But then it's just – and then you see the chopsticks catch the fucking rocket.
Yeah. Oh, that's side job.
Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions.

It's amazing.

I mean, I'm just saying that.

I don't know if it's a true number.

But he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.

Like, what?

And to me, it's like, my God.

You know, you get those feelings like, okay, I'm on the right timeline.

Because if the guy who's going to make us a galactic civilization is also a master Diablo player. The number one.
We're on the right timeline. It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player.
I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say.
And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific.
It's like, where's your head? one of the it's like he's in another Dimension he could be he could be by locating like this is one of the ideas is where where are you actually physically is this a is this an avatar? Okay, here's an here's something I just fully believes it's simulation by the way Oh, he does oh fully well not only does he say fully But he says the chances of it not being a sim. He said this publicly the sand chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions I mean Okay, so we talked about this in the green room Willow the new quantum chip that Google is right? So and I think you and I both do the same thing with our minds again I think anyone who was exposed to the Atari 2600 does this naturally which is like we play the Atari 2600 Did you have an Atari when you were a kid? Oh, yeah, and you remember how that blew your mind Right now you control the thing with the joystick was insane.
You can control the TV What the fuck yeah like it was incredible you'd been going to arcades You could only play for a a second. You didn't have enough quarters.
Suddenly, you could just do it at home. You could play until you fainted.
Oh, my God. And so we got to witness every phase of that technology to where it is now, which is just fucking insane.
And so you just take the Atari 2600 model and apply it to any new thing. And so you think, all right, what's it going to look like in 10 years? Then you take Musk's neural lace, some kind of brain-human interface, mix that in with some quantum chip that, yeah, right now, right now, it's apparently unstable.
It's like you got to keep it at, like, you have to keep it at the low, I don't's called it's like colder than space or something like it has to be basically below freezing uh and then suddenly it can do things that all the supercomputers on the planet couldn't do but you know there's a trajectory here between the human brain and this technology and it's getting closer and closer and closer together meaning that we are and you know a lot of people are like look that's probably like 20 years away that is not that long we are when did teen wolf come out man i don't think it's anywhere near 20 years i think it's way closer than that that's right so that that to me when you when you just do the math and you realize humanity is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super – take a supercomputer – what is it? Septillion amount of years. That's going to be us.
Yeah. And so then to answer the simulation idea, of course we're in a simulation.
If we were just monkeys and now we are using qubits, using super positioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating data, then obviously once we get that thing connected to our brain, we will be able to simulate any reality we want. If this is truly our past and you wanted to, like right now, the way I remember something, having done acid for most of my life is very foggy and kind of like, my memory isn't the best.
Every once in a while, I have a very clear memory of things. But with this tech, theoretically, it could reconstruct memories in your mind and not just that, put you into them and allow you to experience them in real time.
Meaning in a few minutes, you could live your life over a thousand times. Easily, we could be in the future.
And this is a memory that some quantum computer of neural interface is allowing us to experience totally, all-encompassing memory. And that would be a form of eternal life because in every second

how many lifetimes could you live based on merging with that kind of chip right and you wouldn't want to know it was a memory you know you might want to be like you know what let me just live that life over again i just want to feel the whole thing well you know that's one of the the scariest things for people to consider is the, there's this, I asked

someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and

over again forever?

What'd they say?

They're like, oh my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever.

I'm like, why not?

Can you, you can do it now.

Like, it's not even hard. Like, aren't you enjoying life? Like, I love it.
I'm and ever and ever. I'm like, why not can you can you can do it now? Like it's not even hard.
Like aren't you enjoying life like I love it. I'm having a great time I have great friends have a lot of fun lots of Amazing things.
I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living Like why would no one to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping even for me the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying Yeah some weird reason.
Well, that was like Nietzsche had this whole thought experiment, which was, I don't remember what it was called. Something like Infinite Return.
But basically, the way he put it is, you don't live it again and again and again and make changes within the echo. It's exactly the same over and over and over again.
And so, in other words, like's just a, it's a rerun over and over and over again forever. That's what we're in.
And his point in that was like, therefore, if most of your life you've been miserable, you're in hell. Dude.
I know. But he wanted to use that more as a kind of To leverage people out of despondency don't make them understand get going now make it happy now because if we do repeat Yeah, but dude I did by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things Isn't it more likely than that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer ai civilization so you attach quantum computer with ai like 20 years from now like what does that even? Did you just make a god? And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand like everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once? If that's the case, why do you need people anymore? And maybe you don't just make like maybe australia epithecus isn't around anymore that was our guy right he was our guy if it wasn't for him we wouldn't be here allegedly well i mean i think the model you could use for that theory would be the the the various like you look at the an embryo and then you you watch the way the appendages change then you could look at it that way which is like well i mean you don't want i met someone who had a tail by the way like what some people get born i think i was at that party he had a tail

it's cause I think I was at that party. He had a tail.
I meant someone had a tail. Because something happens.
How big was it? I didn't look at it. What did it taste like? Oh, the cinnamon.
It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey. Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub.
Right. You know, like a regular tailed monkey.
Look at this bitch ass tail. Yeah.
But there's something to it. Something there.
So, you know, if you... There it is.
There you go. God.
That's so weird. There you go.
That is like an ancient signal. By the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes.
Oh, come on. Shut the fuck up.
I don't care if you got the surgery. Well, it's weird how there's, like, some of those tails look better than others.
Some of them are clearly i've got to be fake yeah some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass i'm afraid to look at psychos out there dude that your alliance fucking bit i still think about it sometimes what would you do if you had a tail like give me a break if you could get like if they you know they they're already getting these body suits you can wear to help help you lift shit they have the new things for your legs that like oh you know but dude if there was some cyborg tail that you could attach with a belt what if there was a way what if uh genetic engineering and ai merge in a way like duncan we can switch you one time to anything you want and one of the options is you could become one of the Na'vi. What are the Na'vi? The Na'vi from the movie? Avatar.
Avatar? I don't want to be a Na'vi. The blue people? Not interested.
The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth. And they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.
I'm going to pass on the Na'vi. I don't like it.
You ride dragons. They ride dragons, bro.
I don't know, man. Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad.
Everybody did. There was literally a psychological condition called avatar depression.
Do you know about that? Yeah, I do. How many people, let's just have a guess.
If I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up? I think the streets to be filled with giant blue people well I mean if it's only once you have to stay we can't do it again it's too dangerous your DNA gets volatile it melts down you can become a frog we can't control it but we can switch you one time yeah it's not gonna be one time man it's one time one time why because you either you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or we turn you into a naffy imagine imagine if that was an option every time the moon goes black you have to lock yourself in your house yeah or you'll let people know or you or you can be everybody apart you might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets and it's gonna hurt when you change It's a painful to make screaming in your back. Remember the movie American Werewolf in London when he's like on his back the best Oh my Joe Fucking great movie.
Here's a movie. You gotta watch really the substance.
What is that dude? I don't want to ruin it for people because it just came out. But it's, you ever watch any like Cronenberg movies? Okay, so it reminds me of that.
It's got Demi Moore in it, who, by the way, looks so great. And she's like, dude, it is so fucked up.
This movie is so fucked up, but it's got the effects. Something that happens in it is very similar to An American Werewolf in London.

And it's basically this star.

She's a fading star.

And so, oh, and he kills it, too.

But she's like a fading star.

So it's called The Substance?

Oh, my God.

It's fucking trippy, man.

It's so good.

I'm going to make a note, Duncan.

You will love it.

I'm making a note. I can't use.
I have to take my gloves off, but it's really wild man And it's very just like there's parts of it. There's so disturbing really oh maybe they're gonna show it substance No spoilers You've seen it no but like if you say it's that good then why okay? Yeah, I see some spoilers.
I'm sorry. So what is it on again? We had to get it on Prime.
Oh, okay. So it's out.
It's out. But dude like the the this is again like and I think One of the fun things about being alive right now It's a fun time and one of the might be the funnest time anybody's ever had dude really cuz like If I had to pick time periods had to pick time periods.
Oh, we picked the right one. Well, the second one I would pick is when cocaine was legal.
I think you would have been dead already. I would.
Well, yeah. But, I mean.
Can I tell you about my buddy Steve? He did his ophthalmology. He was in his residency.
He did in Miami in the 80s during the cocaine days. No oh my god, dude.
He said every day It was just gunshot wounds and guys with things stuffed up their ass They would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass try to come harder and They just got things stuck up their ass Oh, yeah, dude, My friend, shout out to Steve Graham. He told me, like, all kinds.
They find light bulbs, guys that have light bulbs. Why a light bulb? Twisty, little pinecone-y light bulbs.
They stick those up their ass. But you know it's going to break.
Like, that's going to break. Part of the fun.
Part of the fun. The risk.
Yeah. Well, they're coked out of their fucking minds, dude.
They don't know what they're doing. This is the 80s in Miami.
Holy shit, dude. Yeah, and there was more banks per capita in Miami at the time.
I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country. Because it was all just moving in that Yale, son! Moving in.
Yeah. It was a cocaine city.
That was where it was probably somewhat common to find like a bag of coke on the beach, right? Probably every day. You'd have to get your kid.
Yeah. Your kid would bring you a bag of coke.
Like seashells. You've seen Cocaine Cowboys, right? Yes.
Oh, my God. And both.
One one and two both are equally good dude i've heard that story is so insane i mean again like the i would never i i'm too much of a pussy to live that kind of lifestyle but when you think about the possibility that once we do get interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just right around the corner uh we will be able to simulate experiences like that yes i will definitely i would be into simulating the experience and then when you consider yeah but you're going to simulate the experience you know it's a's a simulation. At some point you're going to be like,

you know what?

Let's just turn that off where I know it's a simulation.

You know what I mean?

We would all be doing that shit.

Like,

and I don't just mean like literally like,

I mean,

at some point you've done 20,000 lifetimes.

You've experienced what it was like to be George Washington,

Genghis Khan.

You've experienced what it's like to be Joan of Arc. You've experienced being one of Jesus's disciples.
Imagine if that's one person and that's your backstory. That you've done all of those things.
What a timeline you're on. That's going to be everybody.
That's going to be everybody. Because it's going to be fake.
Well, I mean, is it? Just plug into it. That's where it gets really...
Right, is it? Is it going to be fake? What is reality anyway? And what what is data? Right. What is data? That's the real question because it's like how much of data can we recover from light? And if we get faster than light travel, can we get ahead of light? We know that when we take a picture, that's just light.
So if we can get ahead of light, we can go faster than light. If we can go exponentially faster than light, theoretically, you're basically moving into the future, I guess.
Then couldn't you take pictures of Earth in the past? If you could take pictures of Earth in the past, why couldn't you recreate them with this new technology? There's your time machine. You're not, you don't have to worry about fucking up the timelines.
You're just taking pure data, having it interpolated by whatever the next computer is after quantum computers, right? And then simulating that reality and traveling into it as whoever you want to be i mean it's pure uh hedonism you know it's like right now we think of hedonism as fucking a great meal making some money nice car red wine but future versions of hedonism could really just be like, I just want to be a dinosaur for 50 years. Yeah, I mean, for sure.
Well, there's going to be, look, think about how many people play video games most of the day. Like, how many young guys? So many.
Young guys with no girlfriends. One hundred percent.
You're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends. There you go.
And you're probably having the most fun you're ever going to have in your life. So enjoy it.
Yeah. Before the prison comes.
For the marital. Why? Why'd you say it? Before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit.
You can't. And that is, by the way, I think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who um i think there's a new phase that happens i think i i went through it actually which is like that experience you had and when i reminisce on my life in the past prior to having kids which i fucking love but when i reminisce on the past the the memories that come to mind a lot of them are like snorting rails of ketamine and playing god of war it was good times but nothing like and i really mean this it sounds cheesy but i really mean it like what i was going for there that's what i get just on any given day when in the most right you're looking for highs and the highs of the love of your family is above and beyond anything else unquantifiable you ever tell you uh Chappelle's take on it no he goes not only did it increase the love in my life but it increased my capacity for love yeah that's right and that's wild and that

can hurt i you know this whole like romantic hippie dippy version of love it doesn't i don't think that's quite what love is a fairy tale love real love it's like that that expansion like you know that thing where you go from one size butt plug to the next yeah yeah you know that thing yeah but you know what i mean it's like you you're you it stretches you out in a way that nothing else could have and when you consider in when i think of like the past versions of me and realize in this confused way that's what you're looking for. You're looking that and that impulse is being subverted or uh captured by you know hedonic technologies that are paradoxically probably keeping you from having that experience you know they're they're they're getting in the way of that experience but and then and then like new dads you got to shed that skin like you know what i mean Like I had to like fucking like let go of that experience but and then and then like new dads you got to shed that skin like you know what i mean like i had to like fucking like let go of that that it's such a habit you know that form of life uh video games drugs like you know what i mean it's a real it's a real like you have to be responsible now yeah exactly yeah but um yeah and that probably sounds like a bummer to a lot of people out there.
But it actually, this is the way, you know, and it feels good when you're in it. It's just hard to convince people to do it.
And that's why there's this, Elon's terrified of this population crash. This idea that younger kids, young kids today are not having babies.
And they're getting older you're less and less fertile and so people are choosing to have kids later in life they or not have kids more people are choosing to not have kids and by the way i'm not judging to do whatever you do whatever you want you should be able to do whatever you want in this life and no one should force you to fucking live with somebody have a family i don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate loner you like being alone most of the time yeah but it's just like the amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying yeah if you if you really stopped and think about that just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out I know and there was some Obviously polls who knows who the fuck is running them, but there was some poll about Liberal women and mental illness It's it's so it's such a meme. It's so unfortunate.
Yeah, it seems to like hold up to the meme Yeah, so unfortunate the numbers like crazy high well you know man this is the thing about mental illness like and there's lots of studies that have been what what do they call it a folia do right that's the name for if you are around a crazy person it's an you can actually like if you're around a paranoid person long enough you really might start thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough, right? Sure. So there's a quality to people who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious.
And then when you add to it, it becomes a fashion statement, right? So basically the idea is if you have some form of mental illness, it's not like I should shame you for it, obviously, like you need care, you need compassion. But one of the really, I think, very dangerous things that has emerged into the zeitgeist is that compassion has been confused.
Like, so in other words, what you might call enabling enabling they are calling compassion because the idea would be you're right now you need to get better let's get you fucking better right not like right now this is just how you are and you really don't have any hope so this is where and also i congratulate you on your courage and all that's good by. It is courageous if someone has a mental illness to announce it.
But when you go to the next step, which is actually the fact that you're trying to lose weight, the fact that you're trying to balance your life, that is an aggression. You know what I mean? Like now you're aggressing against all the people who have this.
It is a slap in the face to the people who have it. What I'm saying is there's a culture where the normal societal pressure to try to make yourself healthy, which by the way, if you go back a long time ago, if it's just like you and me and everyone in the green room and we have to survive in the wilderness or something like that, there really isn't time for somebody to you know, it's dangerous if someone is doing things that keep them sick.
Because we have to carry them. You know what I mean? We have to carry them through the fucking wilderness and that means we might die.
That lowers our survival chances. So the the idea is you in a in a you don't want to enable people who are hurting themselves right who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to to no longer like continue the patterns or to take the medicine or whatever the fuck it is to feel better.
You actually want to help them feel better,

not keep them frozen in this thing, which is a demonstration of their enlightenment. Because that's the thing.
When health, when sickness is health and health is sickness, well, that's the ant death spiral, dude. Like if, you know, that's how you create a very sick, unhealthy world.
And then you, you, you know, you, you wouldn't want like, in other words, like you, if the, if you met some like raving paranoid person who was convinced that there were nanobots inside of them that were reading their minds and controlling their thoughts. Duncan, I told you that in private.
I'm sorry, Joe. It's just not good that you think like that.
That's scary. That's a sad place to be.
We gotta get you out of there. We gotta get you on Reddit.
Exactly. Exactly.
Nanobots are legit, dude. Shut the fuck up.
Dude, the main... This is a...
You know what I'm really scared of, legitimately, though? I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now.

But that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue and repair –

You've seen these, right?

Yeah.

The concept behind it.

Once that becomes an actual thing, like what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure?

Right.

And if it gets to that point like 20 years from now where they could do that they could just like uh we uh we chipped duncan thank you yeah thank you very much yeah very important to find out yeah where where this guy goes yeah we have to track him dude everywhere he goes and then you're linked up to some gps computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body. And by the way, if you and I are talking about this shit in elf suits, you better believe somebody in the DOD, somebody in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.
Imagine these little robots. They do work for a while.
Whatever. After a while, they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you well you know it's like we didn't know that I didn't know gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet man that we regret yeah the Tuskegee experiment.
Sorry, we were got it. Sorry

Sorry, fuck infected people with syphilis. I'm really sorry tell people they had syphilis.
We're sorry in retrospect It was a mistake like we shouldn't have done that I mean the again crazy is that that's a real thing or when they release some shit in the subways Whoopsies.

Whoopsies.

Wuhan lab.

Whoopsies.

Whoops.

That was a big whoopsies, boys.

Gain of function research.

Whoopsies. they release some shit in the subways you know whoopsies whoopsie who hand lab whoopsies whoops that was a big whoopsies boys gain of function research whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsies it was true dude so when you this is where to me if you do want to align with a classic paranoid state of consciousness the way you align with it is you you and without having to go on Inf wars without having to go on reddit conspiracy just look at what is true like is verifiable like what do we know right now so what we know right now there are unknown drones hovering over new jersey we know that the president of the united states has been incapacitated for years.
For years. No way.
Who saw that coming? Dude. We were conspiracy theorists.
Not anymore. We were conspiracy theorists.
Now our shit is like mainstream, just basic journalism. The fucking president of the United States has apparently been out of commission for years by the way i welcome him on my podcast he has an open invitation god damn it that'd be awesome anytime and he would he would be fun like i hope so now dude we'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast but then wake him up throw some water on him when but when he when when like he's all there when they got the

cocktail right and he's like dialed in and he turns into a warlock for a second like he gets you know what i mean it's scary when the eyebrows move up dude it's locks up that's like something that's a lich that's like if you were in a cursed tomb and that thing comes around the corner. That is scary.
Like his whatever the Sauron that comes out of him before he goes back to sleep is terrifying. But even more terrifying is the network of people around him.
You know, you see those. It's really cool.
The dancing dragons. It's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real dragon dancing.
Oh, right, right, right. Biden is the dancing dragon of presidents.
He's got God knows how many people just fucking like working so hard to get that thing to function just in like brief moments. You only need him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference, 20 minutes here.
Get him off the plane. Get him in the fucking building.
If we can pull that off, we'll have power for a little bit longer. A little bit longer.
Dude, when you consider that we apparently live in a democracy, you elect this dude who makes decisions because in some way, shape or form he aligns with what you want the country to be, and the people fucking puppeteering that poor old man are just like, no, actually, fuck you. He's not going to make any fucking decisions because he's incapacitated.
He's gone. Gone with the fucking wind.
And now we're in control, and you didn't vote for us. That is terrifying.
That is so—in in a way that's worse than a coup, because at least with a coup, you see the military.

They come in.

The tanks are in front of the White House.

Some dude is suddenly the leader.

And, you know, it's not the guy you voted for.

Well, it was certainly by definition.

It was a coup against Biden.

Oh, with Kamala.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, by isn't that by definition? Does a coup have to be military? Oh, no, no, no. What's the definition of a coup? I think a coup is just when you...
Is it just like some sort of a conspiracy to... Overthrow the leader and install a new leader.
That's it, right? It doesn't have to be violent, right? That's right. And what a brilliant coup.
I love the bell. It does have to be violent? It's the definition, yeah.
Sudden, violent, unlawful seizure. I guess we have to redefine that.
Yeah. Because, again...
That's interesting. Is there any other coup d'etat? Maybe coup...
Right. I know it comes from that, but...
Is there a difference between a coup and a coup d'etat? What's a coup? No, I think it is coup d'etat. That's the actual definition.
What's coup? It's the same thing. People just don't say it.
A sudden violent honor. Yeah.
A sudden violent honor in America. Yeah, it's essentially we shortened it.
So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes and they force you out and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out and then there's all these arguments and then you wear a maga hat and then and your wife wears red when she votes yeah like yeah you send the signal your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris she's talking about joy and like the joy like just nonsensical fucking word salad. Dude, I know.
I saw that. It's like they're so pissed.
It's kind of a coup. It seems like it's kind of a coup.
And also, the right thing to do. That guy should not be.
He might have won. I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead that's not what the deal is the deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he makes our economy happier go go that's the that's the deal yeah well but the again like that you can't like have only a mask like who's running the deal well that was okay so again it's like and this is the fantasy of any hippie or whatever so the idea is um the predicted in the new age movement and i think you'd argue in a lot of religions would is the consciousness shift is happening.
The Age of Aquarius, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Consciousness shift.
And so the idea is that what we're witnessing is essentially the collapse of a way of doing things that is collapsing. And as it collapses, it starts making big mistakes.
One big mistake would be people figure out that we have had a president who is basically incapacitated, meaning we don't really need a president. The whole model starts falling apart also when you realize like they like if you watch basketball or skateboarding watch skateboarding now versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding like the tricks like people are doing now versus what they used to do right and you see how quickly people when people, when something's fun or important, how quickly it evolves.
Right. Right.
So the coup is problematic in that, again, you know, a coup has happened. The ultimate coup is to have a figurehead.
Now, you know, it's a hacky trope, I guess, the idea being that, like, every president is just a fucking puppet, right? But the problem with that puppet is that, like, these are puppets who actually do have power. They will make decisions.
Even if there's a lot of pressure from God knows whatever the web of unknown people is that tries to, like, grab the steering wheel, they can say no. So that's a problem.
So if I want to control the steering wheel completely, dude, what's better than an old man who has dementia? Because I could tell him shit happened that didn't happen. I could show him news sources that aren't even real.
You know what I mean? I could literally like just... He probably pretends to be able to read his eyes are probably gone dude absolutely probably pretends absolutely and and and then the other side of it the aside from it it's a coup it's completely unconstitutional it's a a a fucked up takeover of the u.s government if you just look at the abuse of like the right thing to do when you have a President a bus driver Whoever who's got senile dementia is to say hey guys He's really sick and he can't do the job anymore And we have to find somebody else to do the job now.
That's the right thing to do But these motherfuckers are like no no no, no, no, no, no. We'll lose our jobs.
We're in the fucking cabinet. Exactly.
They're like, we don't want a primary. Because if another Democrat comes in, if Shapiro comes in, if Newsom comes in, whole new cabinet.
That's right. Everybody knew.
Everybody knew. That's it.
Everybody wants to keep their job. It's so fucked up.
Even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won, if she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary.

Right.

And that's kind of crazy.

And it's not a good precedent to set.

It's not good to let people weasel around the system that we have in place.

And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal.

It seems like it's kind of illegal.

It's a real. that we have in place, and by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal.
It seems like it's kind of illegal. Is it illegal? Well, dude, I mean, should it be illegal? How about, let me say this, that should be illegal.
You should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person who's going to run for president is. That.
That's the whole deal. Yeah.
Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact. And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president when like, let's find out what the people think.
If you guys believe that she's the the best person for the job The whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote

Like really vote actually vote don't fuck with the vote. Yeah, don't the mail-in ballots seem kind of odd

Let's not do that. Yeah Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s.
Yeah, let's just do it in person

Yeah, we do that's right man. I'm just vote the idea is like if I'm a kidnapper and I kidnap you and I, I don't know, knock you out or something, you come to and I explain we're married.
I need to pull that off. We're now married.
I've just kidnapped somebody. But now they think that we're married.
What I'm saying is, you know, if you're gaslighting, you really need to execute perfectly gaslighting.

And so the problem with, and I think this is the buried fucking headline in the drones, in the Kamala coup, the president with senile dementia, is that all of these actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded people's trust in the federal government, but potentially like annihilated it. Annihilated it.
Meaning now, you know, if I'm kidnapped by somebody and they're like, no, here's why I kidnapped you. Oh, God, there's that great movie where like somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker and you wonder is it really the end of the world or is this person kidnapped he's saying you can't go out there but it's like the idea is uh the moment if i've been kidnapped and i actually buy into your shit that's going to create a lot less anxiety for me but the moment your kidnapee stops believing you whoa that's that's not fun for anybody.
And right now, I feel like that's the general mood is people just don't trust. And the people that do have Stockholm Syndrome.
That's it, dude. That's it.
That's it. That's it.
Those are the people that are still getting boosted. I am up to date.
I have all nine of my boosters. Jesus Christ.
They've got bo can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs eventually they're gonna be just point at your boosters that is six feet that's what it felt like man that's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic well it felt like like some people looked at you like you were the dirty like i heard dudes i know i know them i've hung out with them and they were calling people plague rats plague rats calling unvaccinated people plague rats listen this is um and you know maybe you're not supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to

find the the compassionate way of looking at kamala harris i try to find that with everybody man is that as like an exercise that i've been doing more and more over the last few years i try to push it all day long yeah there's so many things to get upset about but there's also there's so

there's so many good things in the world too

and we can't fall into this long. Yeah.
There's so many things to get upset about, but there's also, there's so,

there's so many good things in the world too. And we can't fall into the, we're not designed to soak up 8 billion people worth of bad news.
We're just not designed that way. That's right.
And if you suck all that stuff in, you're going to have a lot of negativity in your life. And it's not about forgiving people for like even like CNN people that are spitting out Propaganda like your demise is self-created you will be punished by your own doings.
That's the world is Responded to all the you seen this crazy interviewer Don Lemon interviewed some dude on the street now You haven't seen. It's so funny, because Don Lemon's doing these on-the-street interviews,

and he's talking to this guy about the news,

and the guy's essentially telling Don Lemon,

like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying.

He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post. I forget what the subject was, but he got Don Lemon to say,

I don't listen to mainstream news either. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Play this. Play this from the beginning.
Because this is so crazy. Who is the real president-elect, do you think? Donald Trump, I believe.
Democratic lawmakers in Washington are calling Elon Musk president. They're saying Donald Trump is the vice president or the head of communications.
What's, what's, what's, what's, wait a second. No, no one said that.
Really? Have you not watched and paid attention to the news? Absolutely not. I'm paying attention to what I'm doing during my day so I can try and get a better life ahead.
Okay, do you have your phone with you? I do. Why don't you Google right now? Yes, tell me.
President Musk and see what comes up. No, but that's already a loaded question, you realize.
Tell me, give me the sources. Axios,'t trust any of these the common man doesn't trust any of this ABC News, Washington Post, New York Oh, keep going the Atlantic.
Oh, I don't trust any of these. Oh, I don't trust any of them Okay, I don't trust any of these were the common man.
We don't trust any of these. Yeah, no one trusts the government No one trusts the common news.
We don't trust any of that anymore Independent news. We are the ones that own the news now people trust me they don't trust msnbc because i can't actually one of them i can't disagree with you okay well then i get a lot of people coming to me saying i only watch i don't watch corporate media right oh he said a lot of people coming to him i misunderstood i got a hard on when i, that is incredible.
Well, that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources, it must be true. Right.
Like, oh, he's President Musk. Maybe we have the good guy, super genius on our side.
And this idea that he's doing it for money. Hey, you fucking halfwits.
the money yeah he has more money than anybody right he's simultaneously running multiple businesses at the that are at the the peak the cutting edge of technology sure shut the fuck up and let him cook but yeah let him cook also though when you when you realize like like, you know, when the DNC starts astroturfing, Reddit. When the DNC starts astroturfing, 4chan.
When the DNC started doing that, using all that fucking money. And it's so funny because the astroturfing, after she lost, it just stopped.
Explain astroturfing to people. So the idea is like I infiltrate message boards, post political messages disguised as like somebody just putting a post up.
I try to redirect the conversation or essentially imply a consensus that doesn't exist. And so there's ways of manipulating the algorithm.
Apparently on the DNC's Discord server, they were talking about the best ways and times to post on Reddit to attempt to move the fucking needle. It's kind of amazing, isn't it? It should be illegal.
It's so fucked up. If you are me...
Full-on propaganda. If we did a renegade rogue commercial for nicotine pouches on Instagram, you have to say this is a sponsored post so why is it that if you work for the dnc or volunteer for any state entity you don't have to say also i'm doing this as a volunteer for the dnc i that's why i posted this you don't have to do that so that's invasion of the body snatchers that's the i'm pretending to be a normal person i'm'm infecting the data sphere with propaganda And if I do it enough, it will create the illusion that this is the consensus And the reason you want to create that illusion is because people like to sync up That's what they know They love to sync up and really smart people like to get really good at syncing up They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly.
There you go. Sync up.
Yeah. And you know what it is? It's just dorks.
It's dorks. And dorks have found a thing.
They've found a thing. Maybe your thing could have been chess.
It's not. It's politics.
Maybe, you know what I mean? Right. Like whatever your thing is, that.
That's what's really going on. And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you.
It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing that we are the only people that have ever gone through this. And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to yeah and and how much of this chaos is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable.
Yeah. Insane amounts of money in control of the narrative.
And it's not working. It's not working.
It's still not working. It's not working.
You and I and Jamie in a fucking room. Yeah.
Are working. Right.
That's not working. You and I and Jamie in a fucking room are working.

Right.

That's not working.

What they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now.

And the sources that aren't reliable, like that guy listed off, they're dying off.

Yeah.

You know, the New York Times app is more people use it for Wordle than anything. Like, New York Times has essentially become a gaming company.
See if that's true. I don't want to get sued.
I'm pretty sure it's true. Well, I mean, Wordle is fun.
I'm sure it's fun. I think it's a separate app.
Is it a separate app? I'm pretty sure. Or is it that Wordle gets...
Do you mind if I'm more of this? I do mind. I'm tired of your drinking.
Thank you. I'm kidding.
Is that what it is? It's probably that. So that Wordle gets more activity for the company.
That's what essentially. Yeah.
There was a graph. I was too lazy to read the whole graph.
But it was breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything. Well, listen.
This is. Is that true? Let's make sure that's true.
Otherwise, we'll have to cut this out. I don't want New York Times on my ass.
Oh, my. That would suck Sucks so bad.
They've done it before. It's just that's their job.
That's their job You know, they're just like that shouldn't be a job where your area Times games are more popular than it's news It if that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing. It's not necessary anymore.
And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things. Like Coleman Hughes or some of these people.
Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a Yeah. And then you'll become a reliable source of news.
That's right. Because I know that if I ask Coleman about X, Y, or Z, and he's informed, he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is.
Now, there's a few people in my life that are like Andrew Huberman. If I have some sort of health-related question, Peter Atiyah.
Right. If I have some sort of like, how are they doing this? And is this legitimate? Right.
And they'll look at it, and they'll analyze it. Yeah.
I've sent Huberman stuff, and he goes over the data. He's like, this is fascinating.
This theoretically should work, you know, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are. And how interesting this is.
Yeah. It's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person forget i mean it's too difficult you'd have one line of inquiry like you have one lane or whether it's archaeology or language one lane where you're like super well read in yeah you don't have access to all this these other professors that are working on quantum physics right you don You don't have access to the James Webb telescope, people.

You don't have access to all this data.

It's like, it's too hard to get.

Right.

Now it's fucking everywhere.

Everywhere.

It's everywhere all the time.

That's right.

It's a question away on your phone.

Yeah.

It's a question away.

You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button.

You say, hey, Google, why don't you tell me what the James Webb telescope's been up to?

Yeah.

Hey, chat GPT. Why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake? The best.
I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people. They're coming out of the water.
Imagine if there's a civilization under the water. I mean, that's where I would hide if I was trying to hide from a civilization.

It's the ocean.

It's clear. They can't get in there.
They can't breathe under. There's a perfect place to hide.
You know what I've been saying for a while, the last few weeks at least? I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians. I think maybe they're just here.
They're like some sort of a autonomous creation that's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI. Right.
This is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of integration in the great universe. And like we're at this like, oh, I don't want to get out of my cocoon.
We're in that stage We're in this like bizarre strange, you know, Australia Pythicus Wandering around in the grass fields. We're in this weird stage where we're we're gonna launch into some completely new way of Interfacing with the universe itself.
Yeah, and it's gonna happen whether you like it or not yeah and this is just what's happening right now and that's why everything's so chaotic okay McKenna used to talk about this dude I used to talk about how the end of civilization it's not gonna be it's not gonna be a whimper it's gonna be people screaming yeah that's it flailing and trying to hold on the whole Norman Rockwell paintings You're my own fucking bread. You're trying to do a waltz at a rave.
How many fucking genders? Yeah, what are you saying? Yeah, why are these fucking drones with their drones? God damn it It's the meltdown and you know if you what you're saying like so if you look at like Crick and I think it was Craigick wrote the he wrote a paper theorizing about directed panspermia, which is where you put it. So.
So, OK, directed panspermia. I get some kind of nanobot, which is I guess you could say that's what DNA is.
Nanobot precursor essentially like where I think it's weird and maybe I don't understand what he's doing completely. It's weird to me that Musk wants to send humans to Mars.
Because it seems like it would make way more sense, pre-sending humans, to send drones, robots, to construct whatever it is you need to survive on Mars, to go in the caves, build the fucking... Well, that's the plan, Duncan.
Oh, really? So it's not people first? The first voyage to mars is going to be unmanned okay great yeah i think they have to do that they have to they have to have a certain amount of supplies because i think they can only come back in two years but i don't even mean supplies i mean if we jump for 20 years i'm missing that bus the mars bus the two year bus oh duncan you were late That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus.
You watched the rocket go up. No.
No, nobody woke me? You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag.
Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars.
There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.
That is so fucked up. Let's leave him here.
Fuck him. Make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit.
Damon. Yeah, like Matt Damon did in that Martian movie.
Dude, so obviously the way you're going to want to colonize habitable worlds is you create not just this nanobot, but you make it so the nanobot can only survive in environments that you would live in. Meaning, and then encoded in the nanobot is the end destination, what you're talking about.
The quantum computers, some kind of AI that then will naturally uncover faster than light travel, wormholes, whatever the fuck it is. And then when the wormholes open up, you can instantaneously travel to abittable planets, right? Can I tell you Terrence Howard's idea yeah it's a great idea yeah he thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life he thinks what happens is the Sun is constantly ejecting things right you see these coronal mass ejections crazy crazy, millions of times like longer than, you know, the distance between whatever and whatever.
I don't know. Just scary.
Crazy, bigger than Earth, right? That he thinks these particles coalesce in space outside of the gravity of the sun and they orbit the sun and very close at first. But then as time goes on they move further and further away and they get to a place where they're in this position like earth is and then they people they flower just like when you plant a seed when the water comes he goes and then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone.
Wow. And he thinks that Mars, at one point in time, probably had civilization and life.
And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun, it eventually got too cold and it eventually got hit by something. It lost its atmosphere.
And now it's just desert. That's so cool.
Well, now they know there's know there's water on mars yeah they know it used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories oh there's no water on mars yeah there's no evidence of water how could a society live there but you know this is the nuttiest of nutty but some remote viewer went to mars a million years ago and said There were pyramids there. Sure was a civilization there.
And you know, um, there's tribes, no, actually they think they came from the planet series, right? Like the Dogon tribe. Yeah.
I believe that all people came from, from another planet. If you were in Mars and you're a thousand years advanced from us and they never figure out AI so they just go in a different direction they're like super

super advanced though where they could travel through

the space between the planets

and you get to a point where you're like

hey guys we got about a

decade yeah we got about one

decade where life can exist on this

fucking planet we got to get off of this

now earth is ready

there's some monkeys there

there's a bunch of shit there

like you know we could just go there

yeah we just go there

Well,

Thank you. now earth is ready there's some monkeys there there's a bunch of shit there it's like you know we could we could just go there yeah we just go there well and then we just monked around with like these guys are developing like really slowly like why don't we just and then homo sapiens yeah there you go man listen the whatever it is definitely not what i just described no whatever it is it's not that i wasn't believing it as i was saying it i was like that's crazy But, dude, you know, I'm sure— It's definitely not what I just described.
No! Whatever it is, it's not that. I wasn't believing it as I was saying it.
I was like, that's crazy. But, dude, you know, I think— But maybe.
You look at just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now. You look at the statistical probability of DNA evolving based on the age of the planet.
You look at these things, and not just that, you look at the mythologies of the world, it all points towards some kind of advanced intelligence, bioengineering a planet for some reason or another. I mean, even like, have you ever read the parable of the sower? You know that? Jesus said, can you, do you mind pulling that up, Jamie? I don't have it memorized yet.
The parable of the sower. How do you spell sower? Sower, S-O-W-E-R.
Oh, like a sow? Like sowing things? No, like planting seeds. S-O, sower of seeds, right? Planner, the parable of the sower.
S-E-W-D-R. But when you think about this, generally this is the idea of like there's people who are going to like understand Jesus as God.
But if you look at it as an extraterrestrial intelligence planting seeds on planets versus it becomes this like crazy.

The sower is the.

Yeah.

The pair of the.

Those seeing they do not see though hearing they do not hear or understand. And then, where is it? Oh, yeah.
Then he told, a farmer went out to sow a seed. As he was scattering the seeds, some fell along the path and the birds ate it up.
Some fell on rocky places where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly because the soil was shallow.
But when the sun came up, the plants were scorched and they withered because they had no root. Other seed fell among thorns, which grew up and choked the plants.
Still other seed fell on good soil where it produced a crop. A hundred, sixty or thirty times what was sown.
Whoever has ears, let them hear. Whoa.
Listen to this. The disciples came to him and asked, why do you speak to the people in parables? He replied, because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them.
Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
This is why I speak to them in parables. I'd be like bro.
What the fuck did you say? Can you break that down if I had that guy on the podcast if I had God on the podcast like okay? Do you have friends okay when you talk to friends like you should when you say like complicated things you should make them make sense So I know you're smart. You made the whole universe.
Yeah, I'm not being disrespectful sir, but yeah, what did you say? Well, let me You see imagine a flower growing from stone Sometimes the stone is angry at the flower, but sometimes the stone glows with light. This is why Is it because we teach kids that way way kind of We kind of teach kids almost in parables Well, I teach kids like a simplistic form of everything well, I think it's an acknowledgement of a kind of Spectrum of intelligence right it's like right the idea is like let me give you a little data fractal here That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you The worst when someone's like I don't know if you know But let me explain to you.
Oh, please what's wrong with the way you're thinking. I can't wait to hear It's the grossest way to talk to people ever it is so it's it's an absolutely a sign of low intelligence If you're so idiotic that you think and you you're being mean.
Yeah, but how do you think. But you're deciding to be mean about a point of discussion.
That's right. That's what it is.
You're deciding to be mean. Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know.
This is why I believe what you're saying is not true. Yeah.
Because I actually have a PhD in this and this is how we know this and this is how we know that. And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard.
Right. So when Terrence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that you're saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting.
He's a very brilliant guy. Yeah.
Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics. Right.
He's super fucking crazy, scary smart. And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review.
He goes, I'm not a peer. You're not my peer.
He goes, I'm an expert. I'm giving you an expert review.
I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas. Just stop teaching people.
It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living. That's all it is.
You are like us. And this is what he said of him.
He said he's one of us. He just went down a different path.
That's right. He's a brilliant guy who has a strong desire to understand the universe.
Yeah. Strong desire to understand things.
But he's not – you have to go down the path of peers. You have to go down the path of you've got to be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about.
And the only way you're really going to get in, you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you. You have to be invited into something or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other ones did.
That's how you find out, especially when it comes to shit like mathematics. Boy, you know, when you're talking about like things like physics.
Boy, you boy, these are cold, hard, fact-based disciplines. You need to be around the people that are the cream of the crop of that.
That's it. Yeah, that's right, man.
And that, I watched some of that, and I loved it because, well, that's what compassion looks like. You got to see also that Terrence is a good guy.
exactly get upset he didn't get angry yeah it wasn't designed it wasn't at all and it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good that peopling ideas really fucking good do the other thing that he has that he invented you've seen that linchpin thing that he invented I saw something like that modular drone technology yeah like be used for construction and fucking moving giant girders creative vortex or something well they all link together it's like a geometric pattern but the nerdiest of nerdy things was weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the like fucking calculations that he made i don't even remember exactly what it was he He was, you had to cheat that, right? And he's like, yeah, I did. I did that to make it work.
And he's like, ah. And they were like, fuck with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns and then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.
I love that. Super nerd talk.
Inside baseball, comedians do it too. Like when we're like breaking down a joke and like to a minute pause or something.
It's the same thing. But yeah, man, I mean, this is what I love when you read about the history of science.
You read about like famous physicists getting in real like intense fights with each other. And you see that the process of discovering the truth does involve a kind of mutual curiosity, but not being afraid to say this is fucking wrong, but allowing the other person to fire back because you both know that via this conflict potentially you discover something new and that that was the attitude i mean like this whole thing where suddenly normal people aren't supposed to engage in science is really fucked up when you look at like the history of science which used to be maniacs like Newton who they analyzed his hair mercury in his fucking hair everything had poisoned it back then well no but he was experimenting with mercury is interest he's like building scale replicas at the temple of Solomon you know like you look at that and you see that now Newton today you know, somebody like Don Lim would be like, oh, really? So you're going to believe Isaac fucking Newton with mercury in his hair and his little dollhouse like the Temple of Solomon? Oh, yeah, he's a real scientist.
That's not what they look like. It's like these people are out of their fucking minds.
Sigmund Freud just injecting fucking liquid cocaine into his veins. You look at like the history Freaking out about his mom.
Freaking out about his mom fucking shoving cigars up his ass. I don't think he really did that but I wouldn't be surprised.
I wouldn't be surprised. But you know you look at the history of what brilliant people who have shifted the culture actually behave like Tesla.
Fucking tesla did like i don't know he's in love with his pigeon in love with a pigeon didn't want to like the thought about castrating himself because his sex drive was getting in the way of his research so he's like i'll just chop my dick he did dude i think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality yeah dude so so you you sort like realize that for whatever reason, the priest class of default reality of which Don Lemon is a high priest have suddenly created this ridiculous version of scientists, of philosophers, of intellectuals that are domesticated people, normal fucking people is actually really awful in the sense that all of the philosophers and scientists out there today who are in their filthy fucking apartments, who've been staring into a candle for five hours, they're not thinking, I'm a scientist. They might be.'t know like this this this new basically like it appears that the power structures in the world want to create this homogenous version of humanity within which there's all these declawed people who completely align on a few ridiculous facts.
Absolutely. and you can make those people very clawed if you bond them together to attack anybody who doesn't stay in line that's right yeah that's right and that is what again like a coup or you you get rid of the president at least you know it's not the president tyranny where you don't have soldiers in the streets but a kind of societal pressure an unending pressure trying to online bots tick tock the reels the algorithm like dude have you ever looked at pendulum sync up but i don't watch tick tock i don't have tick tock i know it sucks because i try to send you some tick tock shit you can You can't look at it I won't click on it, but I don't the The the they probably already infected my phone just cuz you sent me those links I'm sorry probably in the user agreement.
I still send agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link I keep hoping you all have like I try not not giving in well it's it is so Incredibly hypnotic like it is so advanced in what it does but not interested it's really creepy though because like it's it's syncing this it's homogenizing people and that's what i don't like is like it's creating this synced up and it's creepy because like the tiktok dance is actually if you think about it it's really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things.

Like, maybe you're not doing a choreographed dance with your family in front of the Christmas tree to some dumb song, but why is it that everything you say, I've read, I've seen written exactly in the same way on Reddit? Why is it that every opinion you have matches, not just like the idea doesn't match, But the way you're verbalizing the idea is like a sentence that i've heard over and over and over again in different places that is so spooky to me and so to me like that um and also that it's called tiktok which in my fucking paranoid universe i keep thinking is that the tiktok of a metronome that they're talking about getting people to dance dance to a certain cultural BPM. Jamie, I'm going to send you something.
I'm not sure if it's true. So I want you to find out if it's true.
And it was someone was saying that there's a whole series of people. I saved it on Twitter.
It's a link on Twitter. That's what it is.
There's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing. I saw that.
I know what you're talking about. Is that real, though? I don't know.
The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit. And when people bullshit—here it is.
I'll send it to you, Jamie. When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell.
You know, because if you change this and, you know, create this in Photoshop, and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop. Right.
So by the time it gets around, it's like, I don't know. I don't know if it's true or not.
Right. These are one of those.
So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage exactly. I wonder if that's a mandate.
I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email. Mass email.
That says copy and paste this, perhaps. Discord server.
Or I wonder if they're fake doctors. Or I wonder if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was.

I just don't know if it was real.

So I don't want to like, I want to talk to Jamie to look at it real quick.

Thank you, Jamie.

Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal.

Oh.

Why is that what it means?

Why is that the end result?

He's triggered.

He's triggered.

That narrative gets around and people see it. I know, I know.

Jamie's not a liberal, folks.

Yeah.

Jamie's very down the middle. Hey, Jamie's not a liberal.
I would say you're a centrist. Is that correct? Sure.
I think so, right? This is weird. I'm just looking at the account.
I'm trying to figure out a way to research it. I might have to let Twitter or Google search the image, but- See if the thing has been community noted.
I do see one different- Here's what difference I'm noticing just looking at at it that the different font well the third thing that they're saying is a little different because it's starting to be a joke Suggma is a joke it's something that's like my net like some my nuts oh really hilarious that's very funny it's already in troll space but okay so it does mean, oh, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies? Some of them are a response. Well, why don't you go to their accounts? Look up any of these accounts.
That's what I was going to do next. Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught.
Do you remember when there was this misinformation video that got out that was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech in verbatim yeah in tune in time yeah it's really weird yeah play that jamie do you know where that how that happens yeah they get given just get the same script yeah it's like local news stuff it's like uh i mean it usually happens i know claire media right but it's about misinformation oh, yeah, right. It's it's weird right weird because they're basically protecting their job So what is they've been caught stealing money, you know, they've got a big fucking pot of gold Then you know and the people are at the door like I heard you got golden there.
What you're hearing is misinformation It's all misinformation. We are the number one source of news, and we're dedicated to give you the true objective.
They're all reciting the same script. Right.
Is it what company is it that makes them? Sinclair. Let's just play it, though, because it's so crazy.
These people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news, and they're reading off this thing, pretending that the these are their thoughts This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable because people know that those are not their thoughts They know they're reading off a script right everybody knows it so it doesn't work You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter. Well, they did that I mean they're still they're still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying saying.
Also saying. Also, you know, the idea is you get these people to dress up like humans and then just get them to like in tone, whatever the fucking thing is you want them to read.
And we think they're one of us. And so we believe them.
Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman is giving a press conference on the UAPs and and the drones and she's saying we don't know what they are. They're not ours and they're not an adversary's.
I think I tweeted it. I sent it to you, right? That's the one where she's wearing the UFO necklace.
You'll see. She's wearing a UFO necklace.
She's a kook. Is she a kook? Who is this lady? I don't know who she is.
Is this a legit press conference? All I know is she's in front of a podium so so I trust her. That's what I go by.
It's a podium. If you can get all the way the fuck up there and nobody tackles you.
Must be telling the truth. You've got to be legit.
Yeah. You're at the podium.
Totally. Yeah.
You're at the sacred scrolls. There's a flag behind you.
I'm going to buy a Torah. You ever see the Torah? Or the Talmud.
You can just buy it? You're going to buy the actual scroll? I need to get someone to write it for you.

That's a terrible responsibility for him because you have to like treat it really carefully.

You have to put it in a vault.

They have dudes.

They, uh, no, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it.

Did he say that?

No.

No, you won't.

I said that.

I promise you.

He still believes.

He's not going to jerk off on the tour.

I promise you.

He's going to put it.

Oh, Talmud.

The tour he will jerk dude how about this one jamie can you find you remember that lady they hired for the ministry of it wasn't called that but it was like a ministry of disinformation okay can you find the ministry of disinformation ladies singing supercalifragilisticexpialy you've seen that of course Of course you've seen that. That was crazy.
Cindy Orwell, I think her name is. Cindy Orwell.
That's not her name. I just made that up.
Oh, that would be awesome. She's like such a loon.
And this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not. There's too many things.
This is what people are realizing. There's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years

ago that are 100% fact now.

And everybody knows that.

And this is this latest, what is

the House Committee thing

with COVID and the

Wuhan lab leak and this lady.

This is the craziest

shit I've ever seen.

Nina Jankovic.

By saying them in Congress

or a mainstream outlet. Disinformation's origins are slightly less atrocious.
should ever see. Nina Jankovic.
Nina Jankovic.

Can you imagine? They think we're idiots. Rudy Giuliani shared bad intel from Ukraine

When TikTok influencers say COVID can cause pain

They're laundering disinfo and we really should take note

And not support their lies with our wallet, voice or vote

Oh, information

Ugh Influences say COVID can cause pain. They're laundering disinfo and we really should take note and not support their lies with our wallet, voice, or vote.
Oh, information. It's kind of catchy.
I mean, she's beautiful. Isn't this what Animaniacs did? This is real.
This feels like Animaniacs to me. You guys might be too old for that.
No, I think it's really her. No, no, I mean, but they would give information out in songs like that, song form.
And it would be informational. But this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the disinformation.
I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing. That's what it is.
And it's a good way to go viral. I mean, we just talked about it.
People share it. Even if it's preposterous, it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch.
It's fine if the United States isn't literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because people like that are getting hired to sing fucking Mary Poppins shit songs about misinformation.

Then it's an atrocity. She should get Nancy Pelosi money.
Dude. She should get...
I mean look, Nancy Pelosi deserves every penny that shit. Bath tub full of diamonds.
Bath tub full of diamonds. Just crystal and diamonds in the bathtub just waddle around.
And just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes. You could be young again.
What was it she said? Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call.
Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail.
That guy is, oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons.
I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like, governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded.
And they can pardon someone. Yeah.
I like that. I like that.
I like that the president can pardon some people. Like, I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden.
You know? You know? There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange.
I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are, like, murderers.
Some of them are the Kids for Cash judge. Kids for Cash.
One of them, or one of the people. We talked about this the other day.
He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence.
But still's the principle of the thing how many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing? How many how many? Dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a horrible road of distrust of law enforcement

and of authority and everything else.

Everything else.

You're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have

the strongest of wills and they can figure out a way to stay positive and get through

it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do.

That's so rare, man.

Those people are so rare.

Well, here's the problem, man. I mean, the problem is, well, number one, I think, okay, like you pull someone over, you breathalyze them, they're driving drunk, right? So you're like, you can't drive now because you're drunk.
So also you wouldn't say to them, I'm going gonna give you the ability to pardon as many people as you want for any crime that you want right so if somebody has dementia right why can't they do all the pardons it's kind of weird that's so crazy that's such a great point that i never even thought of yeah wait so why would you still give them that power well the other thing that's really fucking crazy about it is, I don't know what the president makes a year, but it's not enough money. We barely pay the president anything.
I think it's like $400,000. $400,000 a year.
You can't say that's barely enough. That's barely anything.
No, I mean, for the actual job, I mean, literally every day, you're shitting blood because no matter what you do, you say the wrong thing. 5,000 people accidentally die.
It's the most stressful job on earth. I'm saying the actual thing theoretically in my mind.
So I would say, you know, in the way that we pay our football players a shit ton of money, baseball players a shit ton of money. The dude theoretically keeping our country from getting nuked should make a lot of money.
Why not? How about this? How about we pay them more, but they can't do speeches? No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave.
You can write books. You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches.
None of those $500,000 speeches. To me, it's like on your way out, you sell pardons.
On your way out, via some God knows what mechanism that's probably been in place for a long time, people are able to give you this or that, and you pardon that person. That's where it's fucked up.
It's like, dude, come on, bro. Come on, man.
That's trading. That's how it works.
That's how it works. I'll give you a little of this.
You'll give me a little of that, and that We do it right in front of the world and we're gonna let out Murderers and then especially if you got cooed so especially you got cooed you got humiliated They didn't give you your drugs isn't he letting out Joe exotic? It's insane let him out. Why not let him out.
You're gonna do kids for cash You're not gonna do Joe fucking exotic. Yeah, and how is Joe exotic DMing me? How is this happening? I think he cuz he knows cuz you will say things like this Does he have a phone in jail dude? I feel like I don't have a phone Joe.
Can you have a Twitter account? Joe? I feel like right now because of You're like you aiding Trump and getting elected I I don't think you're the kind of person to do this. But I do feel like you could probably call in at least one favor.

Get Joe Exotic out.

Dude!

Why not?

For all of us.

Get him the bucket. Russ Albrecht first.

Okay, sure.

Yeah.

I mean, obviously there's probably some people in front of that.

I think Trump committed to doing that.

To releasing.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, I mean.

Does that find out if that's true, Jamie?

I believe it is. I believe it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did.
Oh, yeah. He said that in the...
Dan, or Dave said that, the libertarian thing. He said that.
Yes, that's right. Libertarian.
I said libertarian and Bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain. When I'm barely tuned in, it's all the same.
It's like NFT, Libertarian, Bitcoin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whatever.

Yeah, I'm a Libertarian.

Like, sure.

In paper, it's a great idea.

It's not a real party.

I'm a sovereign citizen.

I'm a sovereign citizen, too.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's great.

But I'm not of this planet.

Where are you from?

The Pleiades? I'm from everywhere.

I'm from everywhere, man.

I'm Johnny Cash.

Dude.

That's a lot of places.

I've been everywhere, man.

What a great song. What a great fucking song.
I've been everywhere, man. What a great song.

What a great fucking song.

Johnny Cash was the fucking man.

Oh my God.

He was the fucking man.

That's an incarnation I would pick.

If there's a VHS library of incarnations, there's a long line to be Johnny Cash.

I'm picking Johnny Cash.

Oh my God.

Top 10, probably.

Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison? Folsom Prison Blues? It's the most incredible thing. He played at the prison.
It's incredible. Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison.
Way back in the day. I forget when it was, but I remember I believe it was an HBO special and he did it live from a prison, which is fucking buck wild.
So badass. Buck wild.
I mean, if you were going to do that, you would have to work. You know who could do that? Joey Diaz, 100%.
Easily. 100%.
He would murder in a prison. Yeah.
You know, metaphorically. I mean, if there was a simulator, and this is, again, like.
Is this Paul Rodriguez? Oh, my God. Behind bars, live in San Quentin, 1991.
Damn. Respect to Paul Rodriguez.
I don't even know if it worked. Do they laugh? It looks like they're laughing.
It looks like they're having a good time. They have to.
That's crazy. No, they don't have to.
I'm joking. I'm sure they don't.
They rush him. How's the guards going to stop by the time they beat him to death? I mean.
50 dudes just rush him? Seriously, you're thinking about that before you go on stage. They like Paul Rodriguez.
I mean, but yeah. He's a good dude.
Funny guy. How do you know? It's San Quentin.
He was popular at the time. He is still popular, but he was very, very popular at the time.
There's a guy probably in the audience who wore his daughter's entrails as a necklace. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure most of you.
Right. Fucked his dog.
It's badass. That's a badass move, man.
Crazy move. That's a badass move.
I mean, dude, when you think about all of the shit that we're talking about, and really when you sort of look at like just among our group of friends, the insane events

the last few months.

Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama.

I mean-

There was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico's a pile of garbage.

Those are human beings.

Dude.

I mean-

Nobody's aged harder than that dude.

Well, he's withered. Bro, bro but those are like these are vampire years these are like you got bit by a leech like you got a parasite yeah years reading the necronomicon or something yeah right right right you have the ark of covenant in your bedroom yeah you're cooking you're cooking your agent like you look you age 50 fucking years you look like a really good-looking 70 year old there's something weird i mean just think about like what that's like to be pressure the star the you know you're i'm saying as far as power goes i think power must be so addictive and so you're the fucking president not just a president you're like this kind of rock star president for a second yeah one of the greatest presidents of all time of all the time.
And so you're the fucking president, not just the president. You're like this kind of rock star president for a second.
Yeah. One of the greatest presidents of all time.
Of all time. And so you lose that power.
And now what? You know what I mean? Now what? And then you try desperately to like grab control of the thing and you can't. It didn't work.
So essentially whatever like prana or energy you've been extracting from having that kind of power, it's gone. It's gone now you have the nice house But like really like what's left you are at the fucking control board for like America and now nothing you wither you deflate you like no purpose no purpose I think we're gonna be able to read minds in five years and all this is going to be a moot point.
Well, no. I think it's going to all go out the window.
I think quantum computing is going to crush encryption. We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide.
We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without conventional capitalism. There's going to be some weird new shifting that's going to come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligent than us.
And everything's going to get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it. And we think that we, oh, we have to be ready for it.
It's not going to happen like that because I'm not ready for it. No one's ready for it.
No, it couldn't happen. Just like a super volcano, just like an asteroid impact, it can happen and you're not ready for it.
That's right. And a lot of us might not make it.
That's, dude, okay. This, as far as like AGI goes,

it like when Altman came out and said this year I don't the Someone a CEO from the company. I think they make club.
I don't know one of the other eyes said two years from now I think but the idea is if if If Biden came out and was like, guys, got some news.

We've detected a mothership. It's coming to the planet in a year.
We don't understand anything about who they are other than they must have extraordinary technology based on what we've seen of their ship. I'm good.
The whole planet, the next few years, would just be getting ready. NASA, getting ready nasa anthropologists philosophers scientists defense people what do we do if they want to fuck us up what what do we do how do you interact with aliens uh but having these tech people say we are about to have a brand new species essentially a technological species and agi is coming to the planet that will

surpass us as far as being able to solve problems it will know everything it's gonna be here in about a year maybe two years you would think the reaction to that would be okay we've got to get ready for this what does that mean what's gonna happen and we can't get ready maybe that's what this scramble is all about that we just have to fucking die screaming.

Merry Christmas! What's gonna happen and we can't get ready. Maybe that's what the scramble is all about that.
We just have to fucking die screaming Just like Australia Pithecus couldn't figure out how to make a plane It's we're not prepared for it and we're not supposed to last We're supposed to carry on to the next thing and the next thing will still be us That's what's going to be weird the next thing is going to still be us we just want us to stay us like this we want you know fucking blue songs and we want to drink whiskey sure we want to smoke cigarettes we want to like get in fistfights we want to we want us to stay us well it's you know it's not going to happen i'm sure if you could travel back in time and there was an intelligent semi-intelligent uh version of humanity one of our ancestors who still had a workable tail yeah and you're like hey i want to show you what you're going to grow into and probably there'd be a lot of things they're excited about whoa cars incredible jesus christ you can shit in your own house? Yeah. Wow.
But then they would see that we didn't have tails. And they'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not doing that if I lose my tail. So this is for sure the sort of cultural drama that we're seeing is, and you know the the trans controversy uh there's aspects to it where like yeah why why dude shouldn't be in sports but the reality is where we're going is going to make that controversy seem like nothing not only that it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless society wouldn't you have that society if you wanted to tame the wild primate wouldn't you have that society be completely addicted to plastic these plastic for everything which is an endocrine disruptor so you have these plastic and these chemicals that get into the body, lower testosterone, shrink dicks, shrink taints.
Dr. Shanna Swann's work.
They shrink taints? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shanna Swann, have you ever talked to her? I didn't know that taint could shrink.
You should talk. No, well, it's in utero.
So this is what happens. When you introduce mammals to that.
Her book is called Countdown that's right. I I used to remember it.
It's great book. She's she's really fun, too.
She's a really fascinating person. But what they found is with mammals when you introduce phthalates, which are these plastics like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them into pregnant women or pregnant mice.
The babies have smaller taints. And then a taint is one of the best ways to distinguish a male or a female in mammals.
No way. In males, the taint is 50 to 100% longer.
Is it really called the taint? They don't call it the taint. They have a word for it She told me but she calls it the taint because she's fun She has a thing on her website called the jizz quiz.
It's very funny She's very funny and she's you know a really distinguished professor But what she's saying essentially is that these plastics are lowering hormone levels They are lowering birth rate levels. They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have so that all these things she believes are completely connected and that this hormone disruptor that is on these plastics is causing people to become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned.
Right. If you were a society, like if you were going to get to where the aliens are, they look genderless, don't they? Yeah, sure.
Don't you think that's probably us in the future? Aren't you glad they're genderless? Sure. Can you imagine if the grays had big swinging dicks? Giant hogs.
It would be horrible. Those gray pictures would be very different.
Very different. Standing over over your bed jacking off in your face horrible yeah while you're paralyzed you're like sitting there like oh this fucking piece of shit i think that um we are clinging to this idea of male and female look i i think currently there are male and females for sure and this is why i'm completely opposed to biological males who have mental illness and that's what gender dysphoria is even if you're being kind it's a mental illness yeah whatever it is the dsm you're not well in who you are you wish you were a different gender i fully support you that's not one but you can't compete with biological females right we can't pretend that you're a biological female because we want you to feel good.
You have massive physical advantages They've been clearly documented anybody who says any differently is full shit talk to Riley Gaines, right? Talk to her She's the expert in this shit. She had to go through that shit with swimming It feels crazy to me.
It is that you have to say that it's so crazy It's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who always wanted to protect women The whole thing is bonkers, but it just goes to show you it's not real This idea of left and right is not real, right? These are just masks that people put on these are just a conglomeration of opinions that people adopt They most people have not thought most of the things through they don't have the time They have to work all fucking day. They have a family.
they have a hobby. They're trying to get out and play hoops with their friends Right, maybe they get together with their buddies and they want to play video games.
Yeah one night a week You know like Jesus Christ, right? They don't have fucking time to pay attention all this crazy shit and that's what's really going on Right most people are just like Deciding that you know, I'm a progressive progressive I will repeat progressive talking points I will violently defend a woman's right to choose right they get into these patterns and then the same thing happens on the right this exact same thing exact same thing that's why like the right is against the war in Ukraine and the left is supporting it it's like this is like Vietnam in reverse the whole is fucking bananas. The right is insisting on free speech.
They were the motherfuckers that were censoring everybody. They wanted to lock Howard Stern up in jail.
He had to fight the FCC. They sued him.
His fucking parent company had to pay untold amounts of money. How much money did Howard Stern's company get fined? It was hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions.
Insane amounts of money. The fucking even how much money did Howard Stern's company get fined it was hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions yeah insane amounts of money the fucking government was trying to shut down a radio guy for talking shit it's crazy so and now that's the left it's just patterns man it's just patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with their ideology that's right And also where it gets really fucked up is you are dancing to a song that basically there's like, here's two songs.
There's two songs you can dance to. The right song or the song of the left.
The metronome is beating out two, I guess, somewhat different rhythms. People dance to those.
They get in fights over, you got to do our dance. Meanwhile, there's a million other songs out there you could be dancing to.
And there are songs that are much older than America, much older than maybe the planet itself, which is, that's why I really think it's creepy the way that like Christianity or any religion where there's theism, it's in the list of things that should be decried by an intelligent person.

We shoot down this notion of God.

We shoot down this or that.

But all of these religions, at the very least, they give you a new song to dance to that isn't fucking war drums and they don't like that they don't like that because suddenly you're supposed to be perturbed like you know that stupid but also the arrogance of intellectualism you know you get really smart and these idea of these fairy tales seem preposterous to you that's right and you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps society glued together. And it's probably based on some truth.
There's some of it that seems to be a history of the world. Oh, and also to most people that I have encountered who have, a lot of people I've encountered who are rejecting this religion or that, it's, I get it.
It's religious trauma. I just ran into somebody at Best Buy.
I recognize we had a long conversation. It's religious trauma.
They were raised in some kind of like form of spiritual abuse. And in that abuse.
Snake handlers. Bingo.
And they, but listen, if you want to handle snakes, great. The problem is if you tell a kid to disregard their rational mind.
In other words, the introduction to the conversation of questions regarding this or that are not met with like, oh, yeah, that's a good question. I don't know.
But are met with, you're going to hell. You're going to hell.
You're demon possessed. So then you experience that.
And of course, you must reject the thing. It when you when you have a hangover and you smell tequila you can't connect so i get it but the the main thing is what's what i love about religion or christianity is it's like just try it on for size what happens if you pray i know you don't believe in it.
It sounds insane. What the fuck are they talking about? It sounds absolutely nuts.
I know. It sounds absolutely nuts.
Now, what happens if you pray? Just for a few days. What happens if you pray? And then, once you start doing the experiment, it starts off with like, this is just, I'm going to do it.
It it's probably bullshit the opium of the masses but then you realize you're getting pulled in not in a bad way but right away there seems to be some feeling of connection some sense of something a little different than what you're used to experiencing and sometimes that can get really scary for people and they're like fuck this no it's getting me and it's like to me that that should be the experiment of any um anyone who's skeptical and if you're skeptical about christianity or any religion you should be you should 100 be skeptical of oh it's like what mark twain said religion is what happened when the first con man met the first fool with you you should be skeptical but if you read the gospels and you realize like the part of the story there is an invitation to connect on your own you don't need the priest class right you don't have to listen to the fucking rules you don't have to like it's just between you and the eternal and see what happens right to me that's the that's the number one thing is just investigate explore and don't let anyone subvert your rational mind use that as a form of connect connecting with the thing even if you connect via rejection it's still worth like a whole wholehearted exploration At the very least to experience a cultural trance. I don't think that's what it is, but Maybe what that cultural trance is is oh this is like It's a pattern that you can can you can follow That can connect you to the divine and there's a bunch of these different patterns this pattern might be buddhism this pattern might be islam this pattern might be even mormonism sure even scientology i definitely i think i think all of them i'm all all of them can be distorted all of them can be subverted all of them can have those guys that have private jets and Roll royces and you know those fucking crazy arena guys all of it all of it can go in that direction but all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instincts.
That's right. And getting away from, and also.
Connecting to each other. And transcending state propaganda.
Like this is the, this is like my favorite verse in the Bible. They're trying to trick Jesus.
I don't know, they're asking. Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus.
I would try. I got it.
Maybe. Fuck that dude.
It would be cool if you could. I'm going to bring out three card money.
We're going to get him. Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three card money and getting suckered in.
You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking, I thought you were the guy. Hey, man.
Don't do that. Don't understand.
It's not the same card. Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shekels.
You're out of shekels. Is that what they use, shekels? I guess.
What did they have back then? I don't know. Denarius? What kind of dollars did they have? What unit of money was around when Jesus existed? Good question.
Super good question. I wish I knew it.
It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though.
Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels.
Shekels. Was it Shekels? It comes up with a Phoenician shekel and a half shekel.
Let's fucking go. Fucking Shekels.
Let's fucking go. It's Shekels, son.
There you go. Oh, yeah.
So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money. Dude.
Jesus. Jesus.
We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah.
Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus.
You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball and you can't run in those fucking sandals.
Are you doing this? You can turn water into wine. Let's sell fucking wine.
He's just losing money in basketball. He plays horse with people.
He keeps missing. Wow.
That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton.
If he plays badminton, he's got to win. He's got to win.
I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball.
If you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match, like, what the fuck, dude? Dude, yeah, he's got to be good at everything. If somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match.
You're doing it and you're like, I don't know, he's not tapping out. He doesn't know what the fuck to do.
He doesn't know shit, He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? Jesus goes to the UF Open Golf Tournament, and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf.
He can't even fucking hit the ball. Somebody show him how to hit the ball.
Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball. Just falling down.
Not good at pickleball. I know and that people would be so disappointed in Jesus everything the way he walked just bold a gutter ball every time You fucking dummy.
What are you doing? Farts in the car Just that you gotta like dude Roll the window down just everybody smelled back then I think farts probably like cleared the air a little Oh something, something interesting to smell. Some new thing instead of these shitty asses that I smell everywhere.
I just read that they used to think smelling farts in a jar would cure diseases. What, it doesn't? How do you save a fart in a jar? I gotta cancel my subscription.

How do you mail that?

There was some young lady that we featured on the podcast at one point in time was making a ton

of money farting in jars. Selling your farts? Yeah, selling

farts. Dude, that's incredible.

I hope she didn't even fart in those jars. I hope those

dummies. It wasn't even that long ago since

2014. No, smelling

farts in a jar does not cure disease.

It does. Look.

You don't know. You don't know.
Read that. In 2014, news headlines.
My chiropractor told me that smelling farts was a jar does not cure disease. It does.
Look. You don't know.
You don't know.

Read that.

In 2014, New Zealand. My chiropractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go.

These claims are based on a University of Exeter press release that was not about smelling farts.

Imagine.

Have you heard of this new medication they're giving cows to make them fart less? There you go. During the plague.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Almost what you said.
That's not far off from what this says. It's just something better to smell.
A jar of farts. The great plague of London in the 1600s was a scary time.
The public was willing to just stay healthy, including sniffing a jar of their own farts. Back then, doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor

and that a foul-smelling substance could dilute the pollution.

As such, some locals apparently took to storing their farts in jars

just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff.

Honey, open the fart cabinet!

Open the old vintage farts. I'm going to get them farts from when I was 23 and I had a good gut biome.
Dude, like... That's so hilarious.
That is so fucking crazy. I want to know how long it lasted because for what I understand, you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there.
By the time you seal it up, it's probably sealed up with so much oxygen. There's only one way to find out.
Get Ari. Get Ari to fart in a jar and smell it.
He'll just shit in there and lie to you. He's so gross.
Ari just shits publicly. He's out of his mind.
How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got to fart. You think it's a cap, but then you've got to get the cap on real fast.
Quick, real quick, like a ninja. Jamie, can you Google it? You're're gonna get a little bit of air in there i'm looking at you know what i mean it's like moonshine it's not 100 alcohol you don't you use a tube if you're a pro yeah you would use a tube a tube going into the jar you'd have like a diaper a big like like a gas diaper with like completely sealed to your ass like a covid mask and then you would just fart into that tube and it would go into that jar.
And then you'd do it all day long. There'd be a robot there that would like seal that jar off.
How do you know it's filled? How do you know when your jar is full of farts? What if you gave me a half-assed fart? I want a real fart. Or just the jar only has like a little fart.
I want a 3.30 a.m. Taco Bell fart.
Dude. That's what I want.
That's going to cure you. I want one of those farts where you're in the car and you buy Taco Bell and you immediately hate yourself.
Here's a study on it. It depends on the container.
There's a study on farts in the jar? You might have used glass versus metal containers. Oh, my God.
It dissipates over days, obviously. Who did this study? Oh, my God.
Some awesome scientists. Halshine and...
Jaxia. Why is it called anal...
Wait, that can't be real. Anal chemistry.
No, it's like a... No, that's my study.
My field of study. Anal chemistry.
Just go with that. Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ. Literally.
I mean, you... Farting in jars.
The sad thing about that article, though, because it comes out, and so that means there's people who think farts in a jar can cure cancer. And that means that somebody was laying in bed dying.
And someone who loved them came up and said, I know this is going to seem weird, Dad, but I need you to smell this. And, like, there was people dying.
But again, this brings us back to the placebo effect. Could work.
Because I think almost everything works. It just doesn't work when your streets are filled with sewer.
I think that was what everybody was dying of back then. They had horrible, fucking, terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere.
Everything was covered in shit. Everything was shit.
Shitty water. You have no running water and you have a bunch of people living together.
You have horrible diseases. According to their study, one of those jars they found could maybe have the fart from the 17th century.
Wow! Now that's a horror movie right there. Like you find like a 17th century fart.
You sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 days later zombies

Or it spreads this is this virus has had a chance to Adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans because it doesn't have to die So it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years figure out through the multiverse how to communicate with other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage virus. By the way, man, here's the other thing.
Maybe that is the fountain of youth. Maybe the thing they're trying to hide from us, the most obvious thing, is if you smell an aged fart, you're going to reverse age.
Yeah, maybe snake oil works. There's a science on how you harvest.
The best way to harvest is underwater. Oh, science.
Super science. Oh, there you go.
Don't try to catch the fart in there. Yeah, but you've got to be accurate.
You've got to be accurate with your farts. Jamie, can you YouTube smelling my...
But then how do you close the gap? You've got to slide a lid in there. You might get a little water in your farts.
Yeah, that's fine. No, you can't have farts and the water together.
They're separate things. Oh, so when you open it, it'll be pure farts, but a little bit of water at the bottom.

How do I know that the water isn't diluting and slowly washing the farts over 200 years?

That's not how science works. Jamie, can you scroll up a little bit?

Fart science.

In my degree in fart science.

Oh, is it?

Sorry.

Can you pull that up again?

I find it interesting that someone wrote an entire essay on how to do this.

Will you go back to the beginning?

I just want to read the...

How do you introduce the story here? How do you bring this up to a fucking person where you want a grant? I recently caught my four-year-old nephew attempting to fart into a jar in the hopes of saving it for later to surprise Grant. This is not the first time I've encountered a little boy with a dream of bottling his own farts.
Years ago, my younger cousin, let's call him Jay, had a whole shelf of dated mason jars in their barn. He was very proud of his collection.
That kid is killing cats. That's a fucking serial killer.
He's got a fucking shelf of dated jars of his farts. What a fucking psychopath.
Jay, Jeffrey Dahmer. He has nothing better to do than just fart in jars.
I wanted to show you my jar collection. Those are my farts.
Now that's New Year's Eve. And he's torturing animals.
That's a fart when September 11th happens. That was a fear fart.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wow. Duncan, we gotta wrap this up, unfortunately.
What a joy. What a joy, always.
Thanks for having me on, Joe. Merry Christmas.
I feel like we could just do another eight hours in a row. Easily.
Easily. Easily.
I didn't even have to pee once. I know.
It's crazy. Me either.
I don't know what happened. Usually, you have to piss like four times for this.
I know. We were locked in.
I appreciate you very much, brother. Likewise.
I love you to death.

You're one of my favorite people.

You really are.

You are too, man.

You're a real treasure.

Thank you, Joe.

And these are some of my favorite podcasts of all time.

Thanks, man.

This is a weird combination of the two of us.

I love it.

We sync up in the weirdest way, man.

It's the best, man.

It is.

That's it, man.

I love you.

Merry Christmas.

Love you too.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Bye, everybody.