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Hello and welcome to this episode of the Resters Entertainment Questions and Answers Edition.

I'm Marina Hyde.

And I'm Richard Osman.

Hi, Marina.

Hello, Richard.

We are parted.

I dislike it, but I'm happy to see you.

I have to make 100 episodes of House of Games for the.

I know, I love it.

I love it.

You struggle for us.

Yeah.

Yeah, I enjoy it very much.

And they've been really, really good fun this time.

We had a great day today.

What are we talking about today in our Q ⁇ A?

Have you got one for me?

I have a question from as surname to be fitted by you, I assume.

I'm going to call him as and the plastic population.

The only way is up.

Very good.

Okay.

As and the plastic population says, do you think that reality TV can survive woke?

The general consensus he or she thinks is that it's moving in a kind of more kind of positive direction and that everything's a more wholesome and it's not the kind of nasty place of before.

Weirdly, reality TV is one of those hilarious things that people go,

not about reality though, is it?

And funnily enough, I've always thought reality TV shows are reality far more than documentary of

the 1960s.

I think that my view has always been, you know, if you're making Big Brother, if you're making anything, I want nice people on.

That's always, that's the kind of TV producer I am.

If you do reality shows with nice people, you tend to do incredibly well.

If you look at Bake Off, if you look at the success of Traitors and Race Across the World and things like that, absolutely, the nicer people that you can have on television the better but there's loads of you know american tv shows the real housewives type shows in fact the american traitors they are very much more backstabby they have people in it you just think oh we need characters we need drama we need conflict and so i'm not quite sure what as means by woke but certainly i think that we go through spells in reality tv of we want drama and we want difficult people and we want all those things but actually anytime someone comes up with a reality show where people are seen at their best, those shows tend to really, really, really break through.

Cable channels and smaller channels can get away with those sort of backbitey type shows where people want all of that drama.

But if you want a big mainstream reality television program,

it's really, really in your interest to cast it with people who people are going to end up loving and people who've got interesting stories and people who have great relationships with other people.

You can have the odd villain, and lots of shows have, and have deliberately chosen the odd villain.

Yeah.

But shows with sort of 10 villains.

I mean, but even in the in the villainy, no, so if you watch the American Traitors, which I happen to love, and everyone in that is sort of a villain because they're American.

They do it in such a knowing way.

They know the game that they are playing.

And so actually,

it's not the kind of naked villainy that we used to see kind of, you know, 15, 20 years ago when reality TV really was the Wild West and it was, you know, a Voyage to the Bottom.

So, you know, I think think voyage to the bottom that's a good name for a reality show i think that reality tv however you want to define what reality tv is always always thrives on showing the best of people you know i watched something like glow up on bbc uh three

and i have no idea what they're talking about at any point everyone on that show is like 18 to 24 and and

Every kind of guest judge comes on, they go, and I'll guest judge this week, and they'll just name a musician or an influencer you have never heard of, and the whole cast is in absolute floods of tears that this person is in their room.

They literally can't believe it.

So, I have no idea what that show is.

I have no idea of what's going on on that show most of the time, but what I can tell is they've got nice people on it.

And what I can tell is they've got people who are supportive of each other on it.

And of course, there's tears, and of course, there's different things, but humanity is the thing that I think reality TV is very good at showing.

Authenticity, which is now the absolute biggest currency of the 21st century thanks to reality TV.

I like it when we show authentically kind and nice people.

That's the thing that I like and ratings would suggest that so do lots of other people.

I have a question for you Marina from Molly Coca.

Thanks for the surname Molly.

She says I sometimes find myself falling asleep with extremely really long credits rolling at the start of a movie.

What's the longest ever starting credits to a movie and is there any point in them being so long besides vanity?

Well that's interesting Molly because I actually think that in general end of credits have 100% got longer probably my more than 100% past few years because over recent

decade and a half because there's more and more post-production involved and there's just like thousands of people toiling away in the VFX mines and things like that.

So when you would see those Marvel movies they would put mid-credit sequences in and then end credit sequence and you really had to wait around in the cinema for those.

On television, yes, you you know, sometimes it takes you think, even though I love this theme tune, or they've changed the theme tune slightly, how long am I going to get through the white lotus titles?

But there's so many different people.

That's in television, you see that a lot.

There's lots of different reasons for that.

Everyone wants credit, sometimes they want credit whether they're in that episode or not.

These things are hugely fought over by agents.

How many people's names does your name appear on screen on its own, or are you sharing a card?

Yeah, if you're on above the credits, if you are, if you're in the first bit rather than the last bit, that's a huge negotiating thing for

an agent.

You could almost knock off some of your fee to say that you have your own card at the start of a show, start of a show, your name is there by itself, or even with somebody.

If you're at the start, because if you watch any show, you think, okay, there were 50 actors in that, and there are seven names at the beginning, maybe, sometimes it might be eight names or whatever it is, and that is not, they've just haven't just gone, oh, let's go down the cast list and put the first eight names in.

That is just such huge negotiations from every agent and every actor saying no the name has to be up front absolutely has to be up front and it's it's it's one of the most contentious things because the shorter the credits the better if if you're a filmmaker but if you're someone involved in that show the longer the credits the better there is a there is another thing which the sort of the pre-title sequence um is the bit before you see the title of the movie and some things like i don't know the pink panther or james bond have always had really intricate ones of those and there are some movies that you don't even see any titles.

Some of those are real sort of pub trivia questions.

There's a Dennis Hopper movie called The Last Movie.

Oh my God, which, by the way, would be such, I mean, that would be a bonus episode.

I don't know if you've ever heard the story.

You've probably never seen it.

The story of it is absolutely wild.

Okay, but that's a good, it's a good story.

It's like a Meta Western.

Dennis Hopper directs it.

I mean, quite a lot of people get involved in it.

Phil Spectre becomes involved.

All these other people become involved in it.

But anyway, that had 30 minutes of film before you saw the title on screen.

But even things like The Departed, that comes in quite late, I think, but that might be about 20 minutes.

It started to look modern where they did the movie, you know, you actually saw a cold open and stuff happened.

And there's a longer stay, which is like a John Wayne, it's a war movie.

And they put, they had nothing.

They just started the movie and then the credits were all at the end.

And people thought it was really

Citizen Kane.

He just, which I watched the opening of that movie about once a month, the title just comes on and that's it.

Talk me through why you watch the beginning of Citizen Kane once a month.

I love it.

I just, I just think it's so, I just love it.

I find it such a mood.

The beginning.

Well, the whole movie is great.

There's the shots all through the gates, him dying, and the snow globe falling, and him saying Rose, but oh my god, I absolutely love it, and all the stuff and the animals that are around it, the menagerie.

It's such a mood, anyway.

But you can see that that was regarded, or some wells, people thought that was really modern because he just it said Citizen Kane, and that was it.

Um, and they used to be much longer, the ones that start, but I have to say, I just genuinely think that television ones are really, really long now.

But most people watch them.

I watch them once to see what's the vibe because they'll have obviously done something amazing with the titles.

Unless it's something like Succession, where I really loved it.

I thought the music was so great.

Then I just watched it every time.

And also, I used to like it that they would change the headlines going around ATN and stuff like that.

So there would always be stupid kind of Easter eggs hidden in there.

Yeah, in general, a lot of people skip intro for the once they've done it once, but it does create a mood, doesn't it?

I mean, you, I always want to see what they've done with it.

But it's always worth thinking about the politics of the thing when you see names before a show and you think about who's in that thing.

If it's alphabetical, that's interesting because that's been negotiated by somebody.

If someone just has their name left to the end, then it's like, okay, it was alphabetical, but then we say

Robert De Niro.

Yeah.

Because Robert De Niro's agent is saying, he ain't going alphabetical.

He's not the lead.

He's doing a really small supporting thing, but you're going to acknowledge that he's Robert De Niro by using the and, okay?

And that's just how we're playing it today.

Bobby, don't do alphabetical.

The other thing now, of course, is the negotiation about whose name is still on screen when you have pressed skip intro.

Because if you see at the end of a skip intro,

there will usually still be two names on screen, which are maybe the director and maybe the writer.

But

that's a huge place to be because you cannot skip those people.

You skip everyone else, but you can't skip them.

Now, this is a really good one by Calvin Kaplan.

A great name.

Good name, Calvin.

We're going to have to get into question, though.

Respect.

My wife and I have been watching the first series of Adam Richman Eats Britain and we have questions about logistics of food reality TV.

Do they generally have to shut down the restaurants for filmings?

The kitchens don't look nearly as hectic as the bear.

What does and do they get compensated?

Calvin would also like to know.

Calvin, it's a great question.

I love Adam Richman.

I love all of his man versus food and all sorts of things that he did.

So I thought actually when this question came in, rather than answer it myself, because I do not know the answer, I thought I would ask Adam Richman.

So Calvin and wife, Adam Richman himself, is answering your question.

Here he is.

So, here's the deal: there's no like one-size-fits-all approach, and it varies from show to show, country to country, location to location.

I can say, from my own standpoint, and in my own show, number one, I have never and would never ask for money from a restaurant in order to film there.

I think a lot of these places are mom-and-pop shops that don't have a budget for marketing, and I would rather elevate them.

I believe high tide should float all boats.

So, no, no one's ever paid me to film somewhere.

Sometimes a place will have an ancillary prep kitchen that's not their main kitchen, so that it could just be me and the chef at a relaxed pace.

But many times, that's not an option.

So, sometimes what we'll do is the crew will grab the b-roll very early in the morning,

and then I'll come in and we'll film, but sometimes there's no way around it.

All right, thank you.

That's a great answer from Adam.

Thank you so much, Adam.

It's much appreciated.

And just in case anyone's wondering, B-roll is essentially those cutaways of kind of steaks frying and, you know, people tossing onions and people, you know, just diners, the stuff that doesn't involve the host and you sort of cut in to the edit.

So that's the B-roll he's talking about.

But

I love that.

Thank you so much, Adam.

Much appreciated.

And I hope that answered your question perfectly.

Right.

Thank you, Covin.

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Yeah, come on.

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Welcome back, everybody.

Marina, a question for you from Harriet Bateson.

Harriet says, I'm obsessed with Stranger Things.

I was wondering what happens to the money child actors get paid.

Do their parents get the money?

Who are the best paid child actors?

Oh, right.

Well, I mean, yeah,

we know from entertainment history is that sometimes their parents take the money whether they should do or not.

The Stranger Things children, the sort of quartet of the boys, Finn Wolfhard, Gator Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp and Caleb McLaughlin, they, for seasons one and two, which, you know, you do your deal for seasons one and two, they got $25,000 per episode.

By season three, this is a real entertainment story, by the way.

Always, if you get to season three, everyone's contracts go nuts in American television.

And they then were earning about $250,000 an episode.

So it was 10 times as much.

That is a lot of panini stickers.

It's not clear how much exactly Millie Bobby Brown gets, but I think she was on a million an episode.

She's got to some sort of overall deal with Netflix, so it's not entirely clear how the money works.

And they're very, very secretive about what they pay her, but she's a huge star for Netflix.

But then, you know, there are all those stories where Drew Barrymore got a million for ET,

and by the time she was about 14, she was earning millions.

That little boy in Young Sheldon, he got $30,000 per episode for season one, but by the end of season five, I think he was on

much more than a million per season.

But there are laws to deal, which by the way, are not at all always observed in the US for dealing with child actor fees.

Children have to get a minimum of 50% of all adult minimum fees and payments rather than saying, yeah, we're going to give Winona ride of this.

She's in it a lot less than you.

But sorry, boys and Stranger Things.

Here's some pocket money and an ice cream and some, you know, Panini stickers.

So I think that it's 15% or something has to be put into something called a Cougan account.

Oh, yeah.

I would never put any money into a Coogan account because I'd never know what it would get spent on.

You have no idea what it could be spent on.

But anyway, that's a special trust account and it's supposed to be held till the child turns 18.

Yeah, does that come from Jackie Coogan?

He played alongside Charlie Chaplin.

And I think even in those days, he had earned $4 million and it was all spent by his mother and stepfather and he had absolutely nothing left.

There are all sorts of rules, by the way, governing child actors and they have to have chaperones and they have to have certain breaks built in that you wouldn't necessarily have to have without art actors.

And if your school attendance is affected by work,

then they've got to put a tutor in place.

By the way, another reason we should be talking about this anyway, because it's really interesting, is that they've got their three children for the HBO Harry Potter.

They've announced the casting of Harry, Ron and Hermione.

Now, that production, everything I'm hearing about it is absolutely crazy.

They're building effectively, pretty much a school because there's so many children on set for something like that.

And as I always say, you can expand Levesden seemingly infinitely every time I ever go and work on a new thing there.

It's a former airfield and they just like like double it in size so i guess yeah they're going to have a school so that's interesting anyway but the first harry ron and hermionia i think they got a million dollars each for the first harry potter movies um but obviously it does go wrong and people's parents rip them off like jackie coogan's parents did macaulay culkin took his parent from home alone he took his parents name off his trust and found an executor and then everyone said he's divorced his parents which i think he felt was not technically what had happened many of these children end up absolutely hating their parents.

Aaron Carter, I think he'd made something like 200 million dollars before he was 18, but he owed a huge amount of taxes.

He was declared bankrupt.

His parents didn't put the required amount of money in his Coogan account.

There's so so many dreadful stories.

I don't know if you've ever seen this thing.

My daughter's watched this a load of times.

She was in iCarly.

And yes, I remember iCarly very well from my

children's upbringing.

Well, Jeanette McCurdy, who was one of the people in that, her book is called I'm Glad My Mum Died.

There's a picture of her on the front of it.

She's holding an urn and it's like confetti's coming out of it.

Anyway, she said it was absolutely dreadful that her mother just forced her to work the entire time.

She didn't want to do it.

She had terrible eating disorders.

She made a show about it.

So there is terrible resentment among some people.

Will Wheaton?

Do you remember Will Wheaton?

He's in Stand By Me, Star Trek, Big Bang Theory.

But he said, I remember telling my mother every day that I just wanted to be a kid.

And her, she'd dismiss it and come up with these ways of saying whenever but actually you love doing this it really reminded me actually when I was watching that documentary about Piper Rokel the young YouTube star I mean you know we're seeing it now and you can see it happening almost I mean you can see it in these family YouTube things all the time that the children are the most kind of winsome aspect of it but the parents the ones who really want the money they should be putting that YouTube money nowadays in a Cougan account whether or not they do as we've seen lots of people it doesn't always happen but there are supposed to be laws governing it.

But the thing about something like YouTube, which sorry, I've gone all around the houses now, but that is so unregulated and it's just not really watched over.

The actual sort of legacy entertainment industry is pretty well regulated.

But you can never legislate for the fact that these parents want to put their children on the stage when they probably ought not to be and they want to do it for their own financial benefit.

But the basic principle is they will get roughly half what an adult actor will get, and that's at least good money.

And obviously, the second something is actually a hit and you are a star in it, then actually you're treated like an adult.

You'll get, you know, whatever money you can get.

And to bring it back to Stranger Things, the show is all about the kids.

Without them, it's absolutely nothing.

And they're remunerated accordingly.

And no matter how quickly they how much they grow up, because there's three years between series, I mean, they'll be about 30 when we see the next season.

But if you look on the Sunday Times rich list and you see you see now what Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are worth,

you can work out what they were getting paid by

the final Harry Potter movies.

Yeah.

It was good money.

Deservedly so.

And their parents didn't write them off, which is great.

Yeah, absolutely.

That's what we like.

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Okay.

Okay, this isn't on an actual production, but it was while I was writing a story during the World Cup once and the 2006 World Cup, and I was sent by my newspaper newspaper to the German-Polish border to a service station, which had been the scene of like big fan clashes.

What could possibly go wrong here?

And I went with this brilliant photographer and we got there.

And the policeman was there saying, I'll tell you what, when they get here, it will kick off, basically.

It's going to go nuts.

You know, last time these two fans clashed with each other, they did it right here in this car park.

And actually, they bought their own doctors.

Each side bought their own doctors.

What couldn't escape our attention was that there was absolutely no one there.

It was like tumbleweed only also our transport had packed up and we had to then get back to berlin i was thinking how are we actually going to do this and who should eventually drive in i don't know if they're in a vauxhall but they should have been let's say they were let's say they were

was two really lovely but absolutely nutty poland fans uh called peter and marius with the things blaring everywhere all the polish anthems playing the whole way and we had to say to them i'm so sorry but we're stuck here and doesn't seem like there's like a fan battle Would you mind driving us to Berlin?

And they were like, We'd be very happy to.

And so I drove all the way listening to absolutely crazy Polish football anthems, all these flags flying everywhere.

But they couldn't have been lovelier.

So it was chaotic, but they saved us.

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Didn't start like the perfect road trip, but ended like one.

Yeah, so that is just there.

You have it, a little insight into how wrong things can go when you're just trying to be in the business of delighting people.

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Right, Question for you, Richard, from the absolutely adorably named Honey Clark.

Oh, great.

Honey says, my friends and I often have this debate, so I wonder what you both think.

How many films per year would you say is reasonable for people to be watching?

Do not be unreasonable.

I typically watch around 300 films a year, but would accept that 52, one per week a year, is reasonable for most people.

Anything less than 45 should be a crime.

Honey, I love the way you talk like me.

Come your revolution, honey.

I'm just executing people for watching 43 films in one year only.

I love the fact that 52 is reasonable, but any less than 45 should be a crime.

That's not a big window, honey, he's given us there.

What do I think about that?

Firstly, I think 300 films a year.

I'm going to go on record as saying that's too many.

when there's also television programs and sports to watch and outdoors, I suppose you can go out at some point, although I do not recommend it.

300 a year is too many.

52 one a week.

Okay.

Well,

isn't that interesting?

Because do we count like really high-end television that's two hours long as a film?

Because that's taking up a lot of my film time.

I agree.

It's difficult, isn't it?

But I mean, I think honey's a cinephile.

Do you think?

Yeah.

I don't think she's mentioning television at all for a reason.

Okay.

How many films do people watch a year?

Stato.

Well, I know that Honey watches 300.

I'm feeling that's above average.

Because I think we've slightly run out of enough good films to watch 300 a year.

So we can absolutely, honey, it sounds much younger.

So to her, she can watch films from the 90s and they're like kind of, this is like gold.

I've never seen this before.

Whereas we've already seen all of those films.

But it's definitely true that if you see a good film, we saw one the other day.

We got a friend around and she said, have you ever seen The Edge?

Have you seen this film, The Edge?

With Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin and Elle McPherson is in it.

And I said, not only have I not seen seen it, I've never heard of it.

And she said it's written by David Mammet.

And I think David Mammet is just about our greatest writer ever.

And I was like, okay, I have never heard of this film.

And so anyway, we watched that, and it was two hours so wonderfully spent.

It's absolutely barking the edge, but absolutely loved it.

And so I do think in this world of box sets and endless sort of high-prestige television, it behooves us to go back in the past and watch films we haven't watched because there's so much available.

I would say I would take Honey's 52 a year and watch a film a week.

Maybe if you're counting cinema and television as well, maybe you could sort of nudge it up to somewhere around 75, maybe something like that.

What do you think?

What do you think is reasonable?

Because Honey wants us to be reasonable above all else.

I don't know.

They did some research in 2020 and said that the average Britain watches 36 films a year.

So all of them have committed a crime in Honey's Court.

Yeah, 92% of adults had watched at least one film.

Wow.

In the past year.

I don't know what you do with the 8%, honey.

I think 72% of adults go to the cinema, watch three or more films a year.

Okay.

That would have been so many though.

You know, again, I don't see everything in the cinema at night.

I used to see everything in the cinema.

I hardly, I don't see nearly so much in the, like by a huge margin.

I used to see everything and would see several a week.

And that's just gone.

Listen, when they put television on in the cinema, in my bright golden future, then will that count?

Right, 300 is too many because that's like, what time do you have to watch anything else?

How are you watching Interior Design Masters if you're watching 300 films a year?

I'm watching it in the Odeon West Leicester Square.

I'm having it in one of the good seats.

Exactly.

And yeah, it's much better than either of their sofas.

And yeah, I'm...

That's why I'm watching Interior Design Masters.

So I think if you're watching 300 films a year, honey, I'm just going to do some sums here.

Okay.

And let's say, so my friends and I often have this debate.

How old do we think honey is just from the way from the name and how she's talking?

Should we say 26?

I think she's 32.

You think she's 32?

Okay, there's well, I'm 54.

So

if she has to watch 300 films a year up to my age, she is going to have to watch.

Hold on, carry that.

Did you say carry that?

Yeah, because I'm doing a sum.

Wow, you're really taking us inside the action here.

Clamber aboard the mastillator.

Now I write write it down.

It's actually quite an easy sum.

So she is going to have to watch, by the time she's my age, 6,600 films.

Okay.

And I don't think there are 6,600 good films out there to watch.

I just don't think there are.

Whereas I do think there's probably, let's say those are two hours each.

So we've got, we're something over 13,000 hours.

Whereas I think there probably is over 13,000 hours of good content between films and television.

Why can't you just re-watch some stuff?

Why don't you just watch The Third Man a few times?

Yeah, why don't you watch the first two minutes of citizen kane 50 times because it's something because they something about a gate not once a week it's something about a gate i'll tell you what i tell you what it's it's better than interior design masters and that's the end of it wow i know i know you i know you think

that interior design masters is better than citizen kane i know you do i think that i know you do shall i tell you who else thinks that everyone

Like there's about eight people who think Citizen Kane is better than Interior Design Masters.

Like maybe 12.

And that is.

I just want to say that we're actually recording.

I'm going to draw it back and say that we're recording in the evening this week and we normally record in the morning.

Don't we just, yeah.

And I've had a few drinks.

I've had a day of it and I'm on my last nerve.

And if you tell me, if you tell me.

Right.

Right.

A couple of things about Citizen Kane.

In Citizen Kane, at any point, does anyone, is there like a room that is like musty and dusty?

and could really do with a revamp?

And is there any point at which that happens?

It's a plot point almost.

Yeah, but yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But it doesn't happen perhaps in the way.

I'm so sorry.

It doesn't happen perhaps in the way that you'd like.

Yes, it happens in a boring way.

I'm guessing.

Whereas if, say, in Citizen Kane, they're in Hearst Castle, as you say, and there's a room that needs a revamp, and two different teams have to do that revamp, and it's in colour.

So it's a very good thing.

And it's in a very different movie.

I've got

Citizen Kane.

Can you?

In black and white.

Yeah.

Good luck.

And then at the end, someone gets voted out.

Does anyone get voted out with Citizen Kane in the end?

I shouldn't have thought so.

Not in the way you'd consider to be voted out, no.

Yes.

Thank you.

My case rests.

Marina, you may take the floor.

You know what?

I'm leaving the floor.

I'm actually leaving the floor.

Anyway, what I'm saying is, I don't think there's 13,000 hours of great movies for Honey to watch by the time she gets to my age.

Okay, but re-watching is a part of movies.

Yes, that's what we were talking about.

You're absolutely right.

And I re-watch more movies than I watch, I think.

There's something, you know, if ever there's certain movies, if they ever come on, you think, well, of course I'm now watching to the end of this.

Yes.

How many times will I watch Raiders of the Lost Ark a year?

Every time I need to be comforted.

And how many times is that?

Several.

Certainly tonight.

You don't think, I'll actually have to go home and watch Raiders now to deal with the Citizen Kane argument.

And listen, I'm very aware I'll lose this vote, but we should do a vote amongst listeners.

What is better, Citizen Kane or Interior Design Masters?

Yes, I want to do that.

I am aware, Marina, that I can be iconoclastic at times, but also it comes from a place of truth.

Do you know what I mean?

I'm not just deliberately.

This is like the time I said that McFly were better than Radiohead.

Abyss of Me really meant it, genuinely.

That was at the Royal Albert Hall, and the only reason I didn't get all my Mr.

and Mrs.

questions right about you is because in front of an audience where I was asked the question, would Richard rather see McFly or the Beatles?

I thought, I'm just, I can't insult him.

I'm actually, even though I know he'd rather see see me fly, I'm going to say the Beatles because I just, I'm not going to insult him in front of an audience.

And you're like, oh, I'm so sorry, it's wrong.

Obviously, I'd rather see it fly.

Yeah, I can't help myself.

No, and I certainly can't help you.

But yes, I'd like to ask our listeners that, what is better, Interior Design Masters or Citizen Kane?

I'm literally drawing this episode to a close immediately before you pull out of that particular open vote.

I'm going nowhere.

I'm very

comfortable with this.

And I'm

the episode's ending now.

No,

No, I'm saying here.

It's very possible I might lose.

I get it.

I absolutely get it.

But what will happen is I will find my tribe.

And that's very important to me.

You know, I just think if anyone's thinking of voting now, this is all I will say to you.

If in the next 10 minutes you have to watch an hour of something,

would you watch Citizen Kane or would you watch Interior Design Masters?

Go and watch the first three minutes of Citizen Kane on YouTube and go and watch the first three minutes of whatever the most recent episode of Interior Design Masters is and then come back to me.

I really am pulling the plug on the show now, not the podcast, but on this episode.

Richard, I'm sorry we've been parted, but we will return tomorrow for a bonus episode.

We sure will.

Celebrities who've come into conflict with the authorities.

If not, we will see you next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

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