#600 - The Rizzler

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Today's guest is a young king.

Young king.

He's a creator.

He's an actor he's a uh renaissance man he can kind of dance a little bit

you've seen him pretty much everywhere he's been on a legendary run some people say he's only six years old some people say he's seven million years old we'll see what we can find out this kid's got it all

today's guest out of the northeast is

the rizzler

All right, fellas.

If you need us, don't need us.

You feel me?

Dude, I freaking hate it.

I'll tell you this straight up, dude.

Like, what I hate is when, like, if I'm doing something at home and my mom needs me.

I was in a match for Fortnite.

i was i was the there was there was top three i was the third person left and then guess what my mom calls me down

right she'll go clean the dishes right

and guess what out of nowhere she distracted me i got a headshot by a sniper

and did she take any responsibility for it no what

And then I went downstairs and she was cleaning the dishes already.

So she didn't even need your help?

No.

Ugh.

Why do they choose to operate like that?

She was like, oh, I always have to do everything in this house.

Oh.

Yeah, I just took a freaking slug to the head.

You know, you just got domed out over there.

Like, God.

Ugh.

But that's the worst, dude.

My mom will be like, come help me.

And you're just like so furious.

Yeah.

And you can't pause it.

You can't just pause your, can you pause your guy if you're like, you can't.

So what do you tell the other guys?

Well, well, actually, if you have a mic, you're like

like if you're only allowed to like talk to people if you have a mic.

Okay, like basically like this.

Got it.

I have like the exact same mic at my house.

Okay.

Yeah, in my room.

So when you're playing Fortnite, you can just use your mic, you tell the guys.

But what do you tell them if your mom's calling?

Like, do you like.

Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed.

Only the people that are on your team.

Because like you there's a friends list of people you can invite to your party.

And whoever's on your team to help you kill the other people, like, there's squads, solos, duos, trios.

Got it.

And, but what do you, like, if your mom's yelling on me, what do you do when you get down there?

Do you express frustration?

Do you tell her, hey,

or do you just, you got to listen to mom?

I, like, I listen, but like, I'm just after this match.

Right.

After this match, after this, after that.

It never ends, though, you know?

Life, huh?

Dude, my freaking mom.

One time we had to help her paint her car or whatever, because she got, she like, I'm not going to say she,

she did like a, not a crime or whatever, but anyway, we had to help her paint her car.

And we didn't know how to paint.

We didn't know.

We were like children.

You know?

Really?

Yeah.

So, but she's okay.

She's doing fine now.

But, um, dude, I saw Superman yesterday.

You saw the movie?

Yeah, oh, I want to see it so bad.

You do?

Yeah, it's 3D.

It is?

Yeah, have you seen a 3D movie before?

I have.

I've seen like at least four or five 3D movies.

And would you think when you see him, what do you think?

Do you think it's worth it?

Do you think it's whatever?

Would you think?

I think it's worth it.

Yeah.

I've seen Inside Out 3D.

I've seen Avatar.

I've seen

uh Lion King.

That was 3D.

Um,

Well, I'm going to see Superman, so that's going to be 3D.

And then,

and then what's the other one?

But I don't know.

I can't tell if I mind it or...

Because when it's 3D, really, if you take the glasses off and you look at the screen, it's just like blurry.

Yeah, but you can like still see the movie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

You're right.

Yeah.

But I don't know.

I...

I don't want to tell you what happens, but

it was pretty cool, I guess.

There's like a, I mean, mean it was good i mean you get all the flying scenes you know

where he's just like i really want to see fantastic four

i haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies really yeah i saw thunderbolts that was really good bring up a picture of thunderbolts let me get a gander at this i'm not even familiar with it it's a new marvel movie what do you recommend when it comes down to it oh this is it right here yeah oh yeah

it's basically the new avengers because all the avengers basically died.

Oh, gosh.

Yeah, this looks like Avengers, like Narcan version.

Can you see that girl in the middle?

Yeah.

That is

Black Widow.

That's her sister.

Oh, really?

Yeah, this definitely seems like people that have been in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power.

Yeah.

Man, when it comes down to you for DC or Marvel, where do you go, man?

Where do your loyalties lie?

And it's okay.

Marvel.

But

if I want to see like

a calm like superhero movie, I would go DC.

But if I want to see like action-packed

superhero movie, I'll go Marvel.

Yeah.

Cause like Marvel is usually more action.

Right.

Yeah, I mean, Superman was super, it was, like, just crazy.

It's almost at some points are like, too much action.

Like, hey, can we have a couple minutes without action?

I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing.

You know?

And also, I heard Lilo and Stitch.

There's literally, it's 3D.

and you're, you're, like, when you're, when something shakes in the movie, you shake.

Oh, I like that.

And when you go, when someone goes in the water, you get sprayed by water.

I want that.

I would love that.

Just to have like some, like, you know,

have something happen in the movie and then you get to feel it right there.

That's pretty cool.

It reminds me of like whenever I went to Disney World.

Have you been there?

No.

What?

Sorry.

I thought you'd have been.

No.

It's fine.

And look, look, and I don't, yeah, it's not everybody's been.

I shouldn't act like everybody's been.

Have you discussed it at all with your folks?

Um,

well, um,

I mean, when I go to Disney World, like, if I go there, I'm probably gonna get sworn by people, but,

you know,

I'm kind of used to it.

Might have to wear a mask, huh?

Yeah.

Or, like, a beard or something like that.

Yeah.

You know?

I saw, what was there, picture the other day I saw of you in a, um,

there you are right there.

Yeah.

The freaking, who is that?

DJ Khaled.

Oh, DJ Cali, baby, the Rizzler and the Palestizzler right there, dude.

That's awesome.

Now, bro, if you wore that, you think anybody's, nobody's clocking you on that.

Not a chance.

You'd be like, oh, look, that's a 38-year-old guy from outside of Trenton.

Who's doing his best.

Obviously, his wife left him, you know, and he's yeah, he's got some glandular issues.

That's all they would think is that he's just, you know, it's kind of like a young, yeah, a guy doing his best.

His shoes are actually kind of fire.

I agree, 100%.

Yeah.

And they match well.

Very stylish, too.

He almost looks a little bit like Adam Sandler disguised.

Doesn't he in this picture?

Thank you.

He looks like Adam Sandler disguised as DJ Cowley.

Yeah.

Thank you, dude.

That's the kind of, I've been saying that kind of stuff.

What else?

Dude, you know, I saw you at that restaurant one time at Craigs.

You remember that?

Oh, yeah.

That was the first time I met you.

Yeah, you're right.

Right there.

Good memory.

Dude, and you were up.

I'm not going to, I'm not trying to rat you out or whatever, but you were up at, I mean, you were, it was like 10 p.m.

Yeah.

Well, now my bedtime is one o'clock in the morning.

So

what?

What are you, a union worker?

What are you talking?

What?

God.

And I'll be honest.

I mean, I saw you.

I I didn't, I don't know.

I saw you at the restaurant and you were drinking soda past 10 p.m.

Yeah.

That's why I went to bed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, they do have very strong soda over there.

I mean, they had strong soda, dude.

Yeah, you didn't blink for like 11 minutes I was talking to you.

Yeah.

But that's what it is, right?

So the bedtime's been fluctuating a little bit, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

and do you choose the bedtime or do your parents choose it what's it like well really

I choose my bedtime but like

really when my parents go to sleep I go to sleep because like usually I have to go to bed well what like to watch I have to go to I have to watch a movie before I go to bed I can't like

not go to bed without watching something at all for sure yeah but if I'm like like super tired I just like go in my bed and I close my eyes.

And then?

And I just fall asleep.

Yeah, like that.

Now, if your parents try to say you need to go to bed now, do you stand on business?

What do you do with them?

Um,

I go to bed, yeah.

Yeah, respectfully.

But if I wake up in the middle of the night and I can't go back to put um go back to bed, I go play Fortnite.

So

hey,

yeah, tomato tomata.

One time I played Fortnite for

until

I forgot when was it, but it was Saturday till one o'clock in the morning.

So basically all day.

Oh my God.

And do you take any breaks or whatever?

Even urinate?

Um, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't want you sitting there in a diaper or something playing, you know what I'm saying?

Because, you know, you got some of these crazy people.

Show me some of those kids in Asia and they're playing.

They won't even, they're wearing diapers so they don't have to get up and leave the

console.

It's crazy.

It's a lot.

I can't play a match by myself in a fortnight.

You can't?

Yeah, I can't.

Yeah.

It's too hard.

It's too hard.

But at least you know your limitations, right?

That's very important, dude.

Let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore and your origin story, if you don't mind.

Where'd the Rizzler begin?

How did it start?

Well,

so I came home one day, right?

And I told my dad, dad, I want to make a video.

So then I made a video and then I said, this is how to do the face of a Rizzler.

And I did this.

And yeah, and then that's just.

And now, what did Dad do after you said that?

Because one thing I do notice that's very,

I think is really special about you and your father as a viewer.

and as a fan is you guys seem to have a really good relationship.

You know, you could tell he's very supportive.

He loves his son right he thinks his son is awesome yeah and i think that that's really cool to see in the world you know but now when you ask him to record that video is he right there is he telling you to do different edits or he kind of did you guys was it one shot one kill it was done

well yeah yeah so you guys just got it done yeah wow but uh like

Like say he wanted to do a video and I was like, I'm kind of tired right now.

I don't really want to do the videos.

So like we don't have to, but like sometimes like you got to do a video yeah yeah because you just feel it inside of you you gotta do it or you feel like the the fans want it or you just think you have a good idea like what like when when when are the times you feel like you gotta do one um i gotta do a video like if i

i gotta do a video

like if i'm at a cool event yeah

or like if i meet like someone famous

Yeah, do something cool, memorialize it.

Yeah, I like that.

I've seen some of the great videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know?

Yeah.

BMX tricks?

Yeah, right there.

And this is great right here.

That's my beautiful bike right there.

Oh, that thing's nice, huh?

Who got you that?

Um, I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa.

Oh, that's nice.

Are they good people?

Yeah.

Nice.

What's your grandfather's name, do you know?

Joe.

Yeah.

Grandpa Joe, I love it.

Yeah.

The first trick I'm going to do is the no handle.

That helmet I also got at Walmart.

Oh, I can tell that.

It's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet.

Oh, one hand.

Hey, switched it up, boy.

A fully clover.

The fully clover?

Oh, my God.

That's just for St.

Patty's Day, that one, brother.

That's only for St.

Patty's.

Now, do you have any new bike tricks up your sleeve you think we'll see any more?

So I've been practicing a new bike move.

It's kind of easy now.

It's like you ride the bike, you go really fast, and then you slowly let go.

You have to keep your balance.

Both hands?

Yeah, both hands.

And what?

That's it.

Yeah.

Wait, that's it.

But if I feel like I'm starting to fall, I grab back on.

Yeah, respect.

Nice.

So do you think we'll see that maybe this summer, into the summer sometime?

Yeah.

You haven't released that one yet?

No, I haven't.

Okay, got it.

Where do you hail from?

Where did you actually begin, like, in birth and stuff?

Um,

I don't know.

But, like, are you from a certain town or city?

Oh, oh, okay.

So, actually, I'm from

Staten Island.

Oh, really?

No, I moved to New Jersey, right?

And then now

I go everywhere.

Yeah,

I like it.

Do you feel a responsibility?

I think a lot of people saw you in that original Black Panther video, right?

And people saw you just kind of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody who fights for the people.

Yeah.

Is that how you feel in your heart, you think?

Like, do you think you could

actually battle some of the crime bosses that are actually out there, some of the corrupt politicians, those sort of guys?

I think so, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm pretty strong.

Yeah, dang, bro.

You've been growing, huh?

It's important.

And does your mother make you some nice dinner once in a while?

What does she like to make for you?

Well,

usually I eat this, like, it's like TV dinner.

It's really good for you.

It's called Factor.

Oh, yeah, Factor meals.

They're so good.

Yeah.

And very healthy.

They are good.

We've done advertisements for them over the years.

Some of my friends eat those.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I like it because it's just like it's the right amount of food, bam.

You're done.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like they had, I think they used to have like a chicken cordon bleu or something that I would have sometimes.

they give us like 160 of them.

Oh lord.

My whole freezer is full with them.

Oh, so yeah, everybody's getting one.

You get a factor.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you have chores at home?

Yeah.

Okay.

What do some of those consist of?

So like I clean my room sometimes and I do the dishes once a week.

Okay.

So once a week you got to do the dishes?

Well really after I eat I have to do the dishes.

Okay.

So after you eat you got got to do the dishes.

And also, I only do the dishes when my mom cooks.

Okay.

Or my dad.

Or your dad cooks.

Yeah, that's the only time when I do the dishes.

Why is that?

Um, because uh,

I don't know, I like doing the dishes.

Hey, you want to help out?

Yeah, yeah, I like that.

It makes it a family affair, huh?

And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She makes the best chicken coats.

God.

God, I want to meet her.

I love...

Yeah.

Why are they so good at that kind of stuff?

I don't know.

I don't know.

What is it?

And my other grandma?

Yeah.

She makes the best meatloaf.

Oh.

Oh.

God.

Put me in it.

Some of those that meatloaf.

I just want to put my hands in it.

It looks so good.

I love it.

I love meatloaf.

Look at that.

My God.

Stop making me drool.

I know.

Come on.

Hey, guys, huh?

These guys have no respect, you know?

There's a meatloaf that looks like a mouse.

Yeah, okay.

That's mouse loaf, dude.

That's rat loaf.

I'd have a little.

Yeah.

You know, I probably wouldn't have a lot.

I would start at the back, probably.

And also, when I went on the plane today to come here,

I went on first class, right?

Right?

And I had the best

like food on the plane.

It was like,

I forgot what it's called, but it was like something chicken.

What did it look like?

It was like, it was kind of like a squat.

That's what I had.

I know what that is, dude.

It's

like a little.

They're good.

They are good.

God, they're good.

And they have the juice.

They have the best amount of spice.

Yeah.

Perfect sauce.

And what I love is usually two of them.

So you can eat one of them.

Yeah.

And then.

Why eat them both at the same time?

Oh, that's even better.

That's another one.

It came with a little cheesecake.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

It's just like Staten Island in the sky.

Remember, this is on the plate.

Yeah.

That's like the best meal you can get on the plate.

Oh, I can't even believe it.

I mean, the fact, yeah, some people aren't even getting this on the ground.

And the fact that you guys got that up there, that's very nice.

God, those things are so good.

I hope they give them a name one day because otherwise we just have to keep describing them to each other um

oh yeah they're good um you have a brother too right

is that right yeah baby race how do you keep the fame off of him how do you keep the haters off of him um

you got to protect him huh

oh there he is so cute he's cute guy how old is he he's four right now okay he's he'll be five in september so he's still he's still figuring it out huh

he doesn't have a lot of life experience right now.

But

he'll get there.

And a couple days ago, he just started building Legos.

No.

He built a whole Lego set by himself, a Minecraft one.

Really?

It was like a small one.

It was like,

it was actually, it was like a decent size.

It was a size.

It was like this big.

And it had two cows and like a Minecraft waterfall with

like a knight and a zombie.

Wow.

He must have been pretty proud of of himself, huh?

And can he eat whole food and everything?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're great.

But how do you keep like, because I'm sure a lot of people press you sometimes?

How do you protect him from the fame?

Um,

I don't know.

Just take care of him, huh?

Yeah,

I love that, dude.

That's awesome.

Oh, is that what you made?

No, it was like, um,

yeah,

I don't know.

It wasn't like sheep.

It was, um,

it was like a,

it was like a kind of like a llama and he was his back was all grass

right

and it was with a guy with a pickaxe and a zombie and it was like

trees blossom trees

It sounds like a new political party really to be honest with you Yeah, it sounds pretty intense

Well yeah,

what kind of animals you got at the house you guys holding it you guys holding over there?

No, but we might get a dog.

Yes.

Have you guys had the conversation about it?

Who brought up the conversation?

Uh, my mom, she did, so she's interested in one.

And would you get to pick it out, or she gets to pick it out?

Have you talked about that?

Um, well, I don't really know what dog to get, so she'll pick it out.

So

you think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?

Yeah, okay,

you get to name it,

but I want it to be a small dog.

Why?

Um, I don't know, I like small dogs.

Yeah, it's nice, They can jump on your bed and stuff.

You know, I like that too.

Big dogs, sometimes they just get so they move around and it gets crazy, knock everything over.

Yeah.

You know, you're sitting there, you're having a little TV dinner.

They night.

You're like, gee, that's creepers, you know.

I'm trying to freaking finish my programs.

It's a lot.

You got the fourth grade coming up, huh?

Is that true?

Yeah.

Okay.

How are you feeling about it?

Good.

I want to blow out that camp so bad.

You do?

All right, how about this?

You answer this next question, I'll let you blow it out.

Okay,

what's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade coming up?

Something that you might, that's you know, got you maybe a little bit nervous.

I don't know, I'm not very nervous.

Really?

Yeah, all right, deal.

Yes.

My god.

Yeah, gotta get on top of that bad boy.

Yeah,

there we go.

Yeah, look at that smoke.

Oh, yeah, tell me about it, brother.

Hit some over here.

I'm gonna call my sponsor, brother.

Good, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, brother.

God, I'll freaking light up a whole freaking couple pounds of that.

Now it smells even better.

It does, doesn't it?

I love that.

It's like a birthday.

It's like when you get a birthday cake and get to blow it out.

Yeah.

That's the best, man.

I'd love for you to check out my interview with Hank Hill.

Yep, that's right.

In studio.

And you can also watch the new season of King of the Hill streaming now on Hulu.

And that's the difference between a Hex socket and a pass-through socket.

Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting.

Oh, we've been rolling.

Oh.

Well, then I should probably clarify that point I made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings.

No, I think we're good on that topic, brother.

Thanks for sitting down with me, Hank.

Oh, thank you, too, Theo.

This is my first time being on a podcast.

Oh, yeah?

Do you listen to any podcasts?

Just one.

The Propane Resource Council podcast hosted by Chet Murray.

I'm not familiar with that one.

Oh, well, Chet's a real character, I tell you what.

Okay.

So you used to sell propane?

Propane and propane accessories.

Is propane considered a upper echelon gas?

Yes.

Some people say it's just zesty diesel, you know, so

how high can it get you?

Uh,

the only recreational use for propane is for family activities such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving.

You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank, so me and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off those fumes, daddy, you feel me?

No.

Uh, anyway, you said you're from Louisiana.

My neighbor Bill is from Louisiana.

Did you ever run across any of the Dotreves?

Yes, I did.

A guy named Gilbert Dotreve.

That's Bill's cousin.

Uh-uh.

Search up a Gilbert Dotreve.

Gilbert.

Hey, there's Bill.

Yeah.

Oh, we used to give each other haircuts on his front porch.

So, uh, my son Bobby gave me this ad for his restaurant.

I promised him I'd read it.

Okay, okay.

Uh, guests don't usually bring their own ad reads.

Robota Chain is Dallas's only German-Japanese fusion restaurant where East meets worst, as in Bratworst.

Sounds beautiful.

Oh, that's my wife, Peggy.

She's reminding me to talk about her.

Yeah, whatever, man.

We got three hours.

Oh, we do.

Well, then, you see, the pass-through socket is best used in those type of situations I was talking about earlier where a hex socket is impractical.

But you know in fourth grade, you know what they do have?

They have

what they also have more drama.

Oh, it's true, huh?

I mean, yeah, like people would just talk in more noise, you think?

Yeah.

A lot of gossip.

Yeah.

Rumors.

And they have, um,

you have to add and subtract fractions.

Mm-hmm.

Can you already do it?

Yeah.

No way.

Are they taught you that?

Well, add and subtract fractions.

I don't know how to do that, but I know how to do fractions.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

You're probably halfway to add in.

Yeah, I mean, what's some of the freaking noise that could come in there in the fourth grade?

What's some stuff that, you know?

you think there's gangs or whatever?

Oh.

Probably.

I know.

And are you looking forward to seeing some of your friends again or no?

Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so I don't really care who I get in my class.

Were you going to a new school or just the same school?

No, same school.

Okay.

So you'll know everybody in there, huh?

It'd be a little bit different, though.

People would be taller, different.

True.

Is it hard for you to like, do they want you to be the Rizzler at at school?

What do they want at school?

Is there a lot of pressure or anything?

What does that feel like?

Well, the first year was kind of crazy, but now it's not.

Because like I took pictures with everyone in the school, you know.

Yeah, like it's done.

Even the school.

I'm like that.

I'm like that.

You are?

I'm like that.

Even the security guards, everybody?

Cafeteria people?

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

You got to show them love.

I respect that, man.

Do y'all have school lunch at school?

Yeah.

That's nice.

But in my other school, guess what?

We got to pick what we wanted for lunch.

What?

You know, on Friday, we had McDonald's.

Who even let it happen?

I don't know.

Oh, that was under Biden, I think.

That's crazy.

What is in my pocket?

There's gloves in my pocket.

Are they really?

Let me see him.

Are you a criminal?

What is these?

For crime or whatever?

I guess so.

I guess so.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

I guess I'm a detective.

Ew, oh, yeah.

I'm a detective now, huh?

Let me check this for fingerprints, eh?

Yeah, I like that, huh?

BLM, homie, this is dope.

I like that.

Yeah, huh?

Dude, what if you do the dark riz?

Fingerprint?

Nuh-uh.

Whose is that?

An elf?

I don't know.

Yeah, probably an elf.

Yeah, probably just some local scoundrel.

Dude, you ever do this in a glove?

What's that like?

Ooh.

That's really...

It's a black tie affair, huh?

They smell pretty good.

Yeah.

What's one of your favorite smells, you think?

Sharpies.

Brother.

Let's light that candle again, huh?

Yes, dude.

Why do they smell so good?

I don't know.

Are the smelly Sharpies?

Sharpies?

They just want me to eat them, bro.

Are they good?

They just want me to eat them.

Oh, pull one up.

The smelly Sharpies?

Yeah, the smellies.

Type shit, man.

Pull one up right now.

God, I didn't even seen those.

Oh, those?

Those.

And men, you won't believe this.

There is a hamburger and French fry eraser.

That smells like McDonald's.

They want me to eat erasers.

They want me to eat rubber.

Yeah, bro.

I'm telling you, man, that's why.

They want me to eat stuff that says do not consume.

Yeah, they do, brother.

Dude, that's the system working against us, man.

Like, on this water, like, say it's like oil and it looks like Coca-Cola.

It says, do not consume

in, like, very big letters.

Now I want to consume it.

Yeah.

It's almost like they're just challenging you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, oh, you don't think the Rizzla can digest this?

Yeah.

That dude will freaking refine a barrel of crude in two swallows, brother.

He gets it done, man.

Do you have ever have to have security at school?

Do you have any issues there?

No.

It's all chill.

Yeah.

Do you have recess?

Um, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Damn that was impressive.

Thanks brother.

You know what I do with these gloves to make them like more like cool?

What?

I bite the tips off to make them like oh my gosh.

That's impressive.

That is definitely.

That can't even.

That's Howie Mandel.

He's a famous comedian.

He does it.

Play it for him if you've never seen Howie Mandel, one of the greats.

I used to work with him.

Really?

Yeah.

Listen to this.

All right.

Before I start, before I start, shit, I did.

I did.

Okay.

No, no.

Come on.

Wait.

All right.

I'm going to.

Okay, here's what I'm going to do.

All right.

I'm going to.

All right.

All right.

Well,

He had a joke where he would do that a lot.

He was really dialed in with it.

But yeah, just

put it over his head.

Put it over his whole head and then blow it up.

Let's see if we can find it.

We might be able to find it.

What is your do you have like a finishing move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies?

Yeah, I have a finishing move.

So it's

I fly up.

Right?

Yeah.

I come back down

I spin around

I turn into flames and I hit them

I go right into them

and also and also

Someone's trying to come at me

Boom

invisible bubble

Wow, so you have a defense and you have an offense.

Yeah.

Gosh.

And also I have guns.

Of course.

I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey.

In close.

In claws.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Oh, definitely.

Because your wife wants her back scratched all the time.

That's the problem.

You know, but that's life.

Here we go, right here.

One more time.

Howie Mandel.

I got another one.

I can't tell you.

Is it over your nose?

Yes, it is.

Okay, now hold the rim tight so air doesn't get out.

And blow out your nose.

Do you have a cold?

No.

Okay, good.

Am I doing it?

I can't see you.

Holly, thank you.

Really?

This is great.

Isn't it?

My daughter is thank you, too, man.

This is great.

Yeah, and that's all you had to do to get a nursing degree back in the day.

It looks like it hurts.

It does, I know.

Yeah.

It's brave.

Some of these guys do brave stuff.

I'm trying.

How did you meet AJ and BJ, man?

How'd you meet those guys?

Did you just meet them at a Costco or something?

So I met them at American Dream Mall.

At American Dream Mall?

Yeah.

And what, y'all were just wandering around?

They were wandering around?

No.

They messaged us and they were like, yo, we shouldn't meet at American Dream Mall.

No, we just met.

You guys aren't related, though.

There's rumors out there that you guys are related.

Is that true?

No.

We're not related.

Nothing.

I wish, but we're not.

Oh, that's nice of you.

But you're still able to spend time together, huh?

Yeah.

And what is something that AJ likes to do or BJ likes to do that people don't know?

Um,

open cards like Pokemon cards I like to do that oh really how much is a pack of Pokemon cards well a pack is five dollars oh

and you can you

what's like the best thing you could pull out of one a full art a full art and the top card which is the top cards usually 300

400 400 worth yeah no way but there's not just one set there's like a bunch of sets okay

like that's a top card and that goes i know how much that goes for that's like

oh wait

might not be a real one that goes no that is i think

oh go it goes for like

six hundred dollars oh wow

gosh that gold me too i have it

i think no no not that me the mewtu

yeah yeah you see that one i have that one but instead of it being like pink i have it being blue and it's all gold beautiful so it's basically the the better version of this one.

And how often are you able to buy packs?

Do you have an allowance?

What do you have?

Well, really, when I go see AJ and McJustice, like I usually open cards with them.

Okay, so they got cards.

They like doing it.

Yeah.

Oh, nice.

And later, I'm going to this place.

It's five minutes away from my hotel.

It's,

I forgot it's what it's called.

Um, oh, LA Sports Cards.

It's like, we've been there before.

Um,

AJ McJustice and me, we've been there.

And it's actually really cool there.

I pulled a

$300 card there.

This is it.

Oh, wow.

LA Sports Cards.

Literally five minutes away from my hotel.

Oh, that's great.

They have UFC cards, too.

They have all kinds.

I like UFC.

That's probably my favorite sport.

You ever seen any of it?

MMA?

Yeah.

Those guys are warriors, huh?

My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does UFC.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

What's his name?

Husdins Riley.

Riley.

He does it in Jersey?

Oh, no, Staten Island.

Huh.

I wonder if I've ever seen him fight before.

What's his last name?

Well, he doesn't.

I think he does UFC.

It's like he does like fighting, but like...

I'm not sure if it's on TV.

He's not like famous.

But he trains it.

Like, he's done it, like, two or three matches before.

Oh, wow, that's amazing, though.

I think so, yeah.

Still to go fight is amazing.

Riley Hunt, is that his name?

Yes.

Oh, there he is, right there, Riley Hunt.

Let's get a gander at it.

Wait, is that him?

No, that's not him.

No, no, that's a different picture of someone else.

Yeah, Riley Hunt.

Riley Hunt.

Flyweight, right there.

That's nice.

Yeah, that's him.

That's him?

That's him.

Oh, my freaking God, dude.

Look how much he can jump.

That's him.

What?

I think?

Yeah, I think that's him.

That's amazing.

Dude, you got to go watch him fight sometimes.

I will, for sure.

He just won March 29th.

Riley Hunt reacts after his KO against Tyler Taub last week at Warriors Cup 68.

I'll show you the series.

It's really good.

Dude, you got to go, bro.

Let me know, dude.

I'll pull up to a fight.

I love going to the fights.

It's a lot of fun, man.

Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes.

Yeah, they're pretty quick sometimes.

This one was like

30 seconds, seconds, not a lot.

What's a sport you see yourself evolving into one day?

Like if you had to go pro in something?

Because you're going to have opportunities.

Probably basketball.

For sure.

Or baseball.

Yeah.

Who would you play for if you went pro and baseball?

The Mets.

Oh, yeah, brother.

First game I ever went and saw was a Mets game.

Really?

Yeah, Benny Ogbeyani.

You too?

You remember it?

I think so, yeah.

Yeah, I think I I do too.

Bam, oh, that's Nick's right there.

Ooh, look at that fade.

You just got tightened up, huh?

Let's go, boy.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Heck yeah, look at you out there, dude.

You're going to get Nate Robinson out there.

Oh, hit him with it, brother.

That's the four-pointer right there, brother.

Anything Riz possible.

I almost made that.

Yeah, Yeah, you did.

I agree.

I agree.

I almost made that.

Anything Riz possible, dude.

When you sell the Pokemon cards, you flipping them or are you keeping them?

What are you doing?

I keep them.

Yeah.

Big Justice likes to sell them, but.

He likes to get in the business side.

I agree with him when he sells them.

You do?

So you support his business.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's another business you think you could see you and your family starting one day?

Could it be a restaurant?

Could it be a shoe shop?

What's the...

I don't know.

Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a Pokemon pack that goes for $800.

Uh-uh.

And is it already?

Yeah, $800.

Is it already opened?

No, it's like sealed.

It's sealed.

So you don't know what's in it?

It's from $1998.

You weren't even born then, were you?

Wow.

That's crazy, man.

Long time ago.

Long, long time.

What did you notice over your life change?

What is something you've noticed over your

things change over your life?

But it's fine.

Yeah.

I feel you, dude.

That's kind of how I feel about everything.

That's my number one answer most of the time.

It's like, I don't know, but I guess it's fine.

You know?

I think that's super important.

I know that

AJ and BJ are known for the booms, right?

Are you allowed to boom at home?

Does your mom say keep the boom in the car?

What what's the rules over there?

Well, like when I'm home, I don't really do like the boom or like the wrist face at home.

But that's work.

Yeah, yeah.

That's like when Superman puts his cape on.

Yeah.

But at home, you just Clark Kenton around.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like that.

But does your mom care if you boom at home or if you were or does she like?

I mean, like,

I don't really, like, do that.

I only do it from like doing a video or something, like a cameo.

Yeah, really, I do this.

That's it.

AJ and Big Justice do the booms.

They're booming all day.

What's the most booms you've ever seen them do in one day, probably?

What's the most booms you've ever seen?

Well, they only do five booms.

But have you ever seen them do even in one day?

Oh, one day they're probably, if they're doing cameos, 108 booms.

What?

Did the police show up?

I don't know.

God.

It's a lot of boom.

It just seems like too many for a couple of guys.

But if anybody can pull it off, they can.

Right.

I did

a thing with them

where,

so we did 100 cameos in one day.

No, two days, two days.

Wow.

We ended at like 60 and then the next day we finished.

Did it feel like a lot?

Were you burnt out?

Yeah.

Yeah.

How are you doing personally, man?

I know you got a lot going going on in your life right like your life's kind of different than other young men's lives you know you have a responsibility to you know the people of Gotham City the people of the world you know they expect when times are tough they expect the Rizzler to show up and be there to support them to show them love and to be like a

you know to be a beacon of hope yeah in the world but what's that pressure like on you like are you handling it okay do you have moments where you just have to go sit out on the porch and just like

not smoke or whatever, but you know, sit there or whatever?

Yeah.

You ever take some time for yourself?

How do you handle that pressure?

I don't know.

Get a massage or something?

Yeah.

Can you get a massage?

Can people even legally massage a kid?

Actually, when I went to the justice house, he had a massage chair in this room.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what age he is, but

that starts to happen.

I think he's 12.

Oh, he's 12 or 13.

Yeah.

Oh, dang.

So what, people were just messaging.

And he gets massages to come?

Yeah, and then his friend, like his friend's dad, um,

wait, I forgot what his friend's dad was.

Well, I've forgot, but.

Yeah.

Are you allowed to stay over at your friend's houses or not?

Yeah.

Heck yeah, dude.

What's the latest the whole weekend?

I stayed at the justice's house.

Oh, you did?

What's the latest y'all are allowed to stay up?

Well, really, we stay a club.

We stay up until one o'clock in the morning.

One o'clock.

And guess what?

One time we were like, because like we

have a, we sleep in one bed because it's like a big bed.

And like he sleeps like like

this.

And then I sleep on the other side of the bed.

It's like a big bed.

Oh, wow.

That's nice, dude.

If somebody has a big old bed.

Yeah.

God.

Does he have any pets or not?

Oh, no.

I used to have a fish, but.

we won't say nothing, huh?

Things happen, eh?

Yeah, his name is Bluey.

He was a blue.

You know the flying fishes?

I haven't seen him.

Bring it up.

Flying fish.

New Jersey flying fish.

Yeah.

This could just be some guy.

Some young guinea escaping prison, too.

Who knows what we're going to see here?

That's what you had?

I think so.

No, it was a smaller one.

It was like...

Where'd you get it?

Petco.

You ever been to the fair before?

Yeah.

I love the fair.

Do you?

Yeah, I like the fair.

What are some of your favorite rides at the fair?

Um, my favorite rides are like um

my favorite rides

the Ferris wheel.

Good.

I like, oh, I've been on a ride before.

My soul almost left my body.

It was a ride that goes like this it goes up this is the sky it goes right here no what it goes right here and then guess what it spins around like that oh like your chair springs around like that who let you on it

big justice oh

and the guy even said uh just like you know your soul is gonna leave your body I thought I was gonna sign a waiver for a second.

I was like,

and Big Justice is just getting you into that kind of stuff, huh?

God, they really do bring the boom, huh?

Yeah, they're not lying.

Yeah, like if I ask you this, be honest with me.

When AJ and Big Justice say they're bringing the boom, are they really, or is it Cap?

Oh, yeah, they're bringing the boom.

Respect.

Respect, man.

There's a couple rumors that I've heard about you.

I'm going to rattle them off.

You tell me true or false, okay?

I heard

that you have two cell phones.

I actually have three.

Well, my brother has two iPads and I have a phone.

And I have

two Nintendo Switches.

You have a scale?

What?

Good answer.

And

I have a Nintendo Switch.

You have it?

I too.

What?

You can just switch from one to the other.

Yeah, I got the Switch.

It's like an all-white one.

And then I have

the Switch 2.

It's the new one.

It's actually pretty cool.

Another rumor that I've heard, I read somewhere online,

and haters will say stuff, you know, but somebody said that you can't run that fast.

Is that true, or is that?

I can run fast, yeah.

I think that's what we saw.

What did you see

right here?

Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast.

I can run that fast.

I can run fast.

So that's Cat then?

Yeah.

Gosh, man.

I'm sorry people say that kind of stuff, too.

Yeah.

You can run from the law in this picture right here.

I'll tell you that.

You could run through prohibition right here with your father.

That's an awesome picture.

And where were you guys going?

God, look at you.

You look like a...

You look like

Rosie O'Donnell in that picture.

I'm literally sitting on books.

Oh, you are.

Look how many books they got you on.

Bro, those feastables, the peanut butter ones?

No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate ones.

But the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they?

What do we do?

I hate peanut butter, but peanut butter and chocolate just.

Yeah.

It's like they knew each other.

Yeah.

It's like it's like they were meant to be.

It really is.

It's the Romeo and Juliet of our taste buds.

You know?

Another rumor.

I heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends.

Yes.

Weekdays too?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Your mom's going to be mad, dude, that we told.

Sorry.

It is what it is, right?

Sometimes you're your own worst snitch, huh?

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rumor or cap them md foodie boys you familiar with them

no

bring them up rumor is that they tried to invite you into their

uh dining club or

these guys right here

I think so, actually.

Rumor is the, yeah, because there's one of the kids was like allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up.

And, uh, or he had never seen nougat or whatever, or whatever.

And, um,

or he'd never eaten, like, a poke rib or something, and he just, I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it.

But, yeah, somebody said they invited you to be in their gang.

I think so, actually.

Okay.

And is that something you think you would do?

You're kind of you like your turf you're on?

But you consider it.

Respect.

I like that.

Yeah, people love these guys, man.

They're out of Baltimore.

Some survivors up there is what they

and they're doing their best.

Oh, have you been to any concerts?

Well, the last concert thing I've been to is when I went to

your comedy show.

That was the last concert I went to.

Was it really?

Yeah.

Thanks, dude.

That was nice of you to come to.

Remember, we brought you up on stage, too.

Got you a little practice in front of the crowd.

Well, thanks for coming, man.

I got to come to one of your events.

It's only fair, huh?

What's something you're doing?

Is there something you're throwing every year you're going to start throwing?

Maybe like a certain event, like maybe

I want to do my own podcast.

Oh, you do?

Rismus in July or something?

Stand on Rismus.

It's you going and helping out

like lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood businesses.

you know.

I could see because it seems like you really like to be helpful to people.

Is that true?

Yeah, I think I can see that in your heart.

And so, I think that would be neat if there's like a young, young person starting a business and you roll up and you add some riz to it.

And you know, I have a hidden talent,

I can crack my jaw.

You can

okay, I can kind of crack it.

Try one more time.

I'm not sure if you can hear it, but like

I can can hear it.

I can hear it.

I can almost hear it.

Oh, yeah.

Earlier, I cracked my neck and it was like.

Yeah.

It feels good, huh?

My soul almost left my body.

Dude, come on.

You're out.

But, dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers.

It creeps me out.

Yeah, when people crack their fingers, like, what are you doing?

Get some vitamins or whatever.

You're falling apart out here, and I got to listen to it.

When you look back on your life, are this important?

What's maybe a choice you wish you'd have made differently when you look back on your life?

Um

but is there like something you're like, ah, maybe I could have done that a little different or maybe I wish I hadn't done that?

Um when I lost a Fortnite match.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Burned you, huh?

And like I tried to do a strategy and then I tried to do that strategy and it didn't work.

That happens a lot in life.

I think if you have a strategy for something, it doesn't pan out.

Yeah.

You know?

One day you got to get your mother probably a nice gift.

You know, once guys kind of make it in the industry, they got to get their mother something, you know?

Which is something you think your mother would really like from you, you know?

A necklace?

Ooh.

I like that, huh?

What would it have on it or say on it or would it be maybe have something written on it or something?

Yeah.

Maybe it'd be like a diamond, like inside of a ring.

Yeah.

Like, but like the ring is like around the diamond.

And you know how it's not like there's a ring and then the diamond is outside of it.

It's a diamond and then the ring is like Saturn.

The ring is around the diamond.

Pretty cool.

It's a good idea.

I could see you doing jewelry.

You know?

Doing a jewelry shop, maybe?

I like that.

If if you had to sell one dessert for the rest of your life to people what would it be you think

um

trying to think what mine would be brownies god come on

my mimo makes the best brownies god

what does she put in them

i don't know

And what does she like to do?

Does she play cards or what does she do?

Come on.

What are we doing?

I know, huh?

I'm going to let you crack my neck in a second.

Those things look good.

Yeah.

What are some things you think?

Like, you're an older brother.

I want to know a little bit before the fame, a couple questions.

Were you a Miss Rachel fan before the fame?

Do you remember her?

Oh, my God.

I hate Miss Rachel.

You know why?

Why?

Because, right?

I was...

like watching Netflix with Big Justice.

Yeah.

And then I sat on the remote by accident and Miss Rachel turned on.

And I was just like staring at her.

And then cousin Angelo came behind me.

I was like, you have a crush on this Rachel.

I'm like, no, I don't.

And then, like,

so they were pressing you about her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that made you feel uncomfortable then a little bit.

Yeah, she seemed like a sweet lady.

Yeah.

But you weren't tapped in.

You weren't watching Miss Rachel videos and stuff before you blew up.

True, you were not, right?

My baby cousin, he's like one years old.

He watches Miss Rachel.

Okay, so some people are watching it in the neighborhood.

Okay, fair, fair.

You know what I like watching?

What?

Cocomelon.

What is it?

Cocomelon?

Oh, yeah.

It's just kind of passive watching, right?

Teasy.

Like, say, like, I watch a scary movie, like, in the middle of the night.

I'm like, oh,

I turn off the TV, put on every light in my house, turn back on the TV, watch Cocomelon.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Oh, you're definitely

a regular American right there.

And now a scary movie could just be the news, even, and people can't even handle it.

I heard they made a live-action.

Nuh-uh.

Who played Cocomelon?

Oh, I think it's right there.

That one.

That one?

Yes, I think it's.

I think so.

Well, I heard a rumor that there was a live-action one.

Huh.

That would be cool to go see.

Um, do you remember what your first word was?

Ah,

Rizzler.

Gotta be, yeah, Rizzler.

Yeah, it was my first word.

I mean, yeah, if anything else fell out of your mouth, people would be shocked, you know.

Um,

I know that you've been doing some acting recently.

You have a deal with Hardys, right?

You were doing a commercial whenever I freaking saw you in Nashville.

Let's take a peek at it, can we?

Beautiful, sunny day at the pool.

There was only one thing that could make the day better.

Now look at that there.

The Rizzler knew what he had to do.

Have you ever seen Sandler?

Yeah.

This is the part of the life gun, and instead I ate the birds.

Watch this, watch this, watch this, wait.

Wait, what?

Look at me.

I turn upside down.

Dang, where is this?

Wow.

Nice execution, Riz Dog.

Yeah, yeah.

This message is approved by the Rizzler.

Yeah, dude.

You did a good job, man.

Yeah.

Do you feel overwhelmed that day, or did you feel like everything was kind of manageable?

It was actually pretty nice.

Really?

And it kind of reminded reminded me of my

booking.com commercial.

Oh, so it just reminded you of other acting you've done?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you feel like acting is something else you want to do in your life?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

What makes you feel that?

What gives you that calling, kind of?

I'm just good at it.

Yeah.

If you weren't an actor, what would you be then, you think?

A comedian, because I'm funny.

Yeah.

Dude, that's cool, bro.

But I would only like do shows like once a year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Special event.

Or like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Or like once a month or something like that.

Once a month is too crazy, but like.

Four times a year.

Yeah, four times a year.

At least.

At least.

Wait, wait, when you do your comedy shows, like, when

is your favorite time to like do comedy shows?

Probably in the evening for sure.

Yeah.

If you do it too early, I think a lot of, but if you want people to come to the show, a lot of them are at work during the day.

So you have to wait till they get off work.

So usually they can get there by like seven,

see a show.

So that's pretty fun.

Like, do you do a lot of comedy shows?

Yeah.

I'll probably do

maybe a hundred something a year.

So I've done a lot.

That's good.

That's good.

Thanks, man.

Yeah, it's not, you know, I'm not where I want to be.

Yeah.

But it's like, you know, everybody is trying to put the pieces together.

When you see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling,

what's some of your suggestion you give them?

Some advice you give them?

I just say your risk-proof.

They're risk-proof.

You're Riz proof.

Yeah, your Riz approved.

Oh, your Riz approved.

Do you say Riz approved?

Yeah.

Well, then they would have no RISP because

they're RISP proof.

I misheard you.

that's like having a bulletproof vest

but it stops riz yeah you don't want that

riz approved that's like saying you have a bulletproof vest and then a knife can cut through it i know

oh

sorry i even woke up today you know but but yeah riz proof is best yeah

all right man riz approved sorry riz approved riz approved yes

um is this podcast riz approved man yes respect Respect.

100%.

Well, if I can help you on a podcast or something sometime, or if I can give you any thoughts or ideas or anything like that, happy to share them.

Who's somebody you would want to interview on your podcast?

You think you've started one?

This guy, his name is Ben Azler.

He's a YouTuber.

Ben Hazler?

Ben Azler.

Ben Azalart.

Ben Azilart?

Yeah.

I call him Ben Azler, but...

Ben Azzlart?

There he is.

He says the same thing.

Oh, he looks like a fun guy, huh?

Yeah.

I love his videos.

They're so fun.

Ben Azlart.

Thanks for putting me on, bro.

That looks good.

And Jeremy Hutchins is another guy across the...

Oh, yeah, Jeremy Hutchins.

So that's one of his...

That's his.

Jeremy Hutchins is...

Like, there's this thing.

It's called the Amp Squad.

It's a bunch of...

It's like all their friends and they all do content.

Oh, bet.

Sometimes together and sometimes not.

And do you play soccer too?

Yeah, yeah.

Look, that's the amp squad.

Dang.

rizzer you need your own freaking amp squad dude

oh my gosh you got to get one of those people from all

i didn't know brie was in the amp squad you have to get one that means i'm in the amp squad because i met brie

is that how you get in yeah the girl in the middle middle oh you're in

dude call him put have him send you a check yeah Now, do you keep a piggy bank at home?

I know you've probably made a little bit of money over the years.

Would you save it up or what are you doing?

Um

Well, I used to have this P-Make.

It was Superman.

And you know what the Superman logo is?

Yeah.

Every time you put a coin in this

cape,

it would play the soundtrack.

Nice.

And then, you know what my cousin would do when he came over?

He kept putting coins in the thing.

All day because he no, all night, because he slept over and I couldn't go to sleep.

Because it kept playing the soundtrack

and the soundtrack is like two minutes.

Oh,

you're like, dude.

Yeah, things are super, but let's get a little shut high.

You know?

Oh.

Dude, sometimes cousins, that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude.

Yeah, I think, yeah, today's my cousin's birthday, actually.

Well, let's say happy birthday to him.

What's his name?

Julian.

Julian.

We want to let you know, man, happy birthday.

Yeah, happy birthday with the gloves.

Now I'm going to take them off because my hands are sweaty.

Yeah, my hands are sweaty too.

But we had a good time.

Look at my hand.

Let me see it.

It's glossy.

Look.

Look at the inside of this glove.

Oh, that thing's damp, huh?

Oh, Lord.

Oh, my God.

That thing is.

Look at that.

That thing's damp.

We're going to save that.

We're going to auction that off.

Some politician will buy it.

Anyway,

Rizzler, great to see you, man.

Good to see you.

And thank you for coming to my comedy show, dude.

That was really nice of you.

I didn't even realize that.

And also, before I go,

I'm not sure if a lot of people know this, but I have a birthmark on my hand.

Oh, I didn't know it.

I just wanted to get that out there.

You got it.

Let me get a gander at it, huh?

Oh, yeah.

You sure it's your birthmark?

You sure?

Very.

Yeah, what am I even, what am I asking the Rizzler if he's sure about something?

He wouldn't open his mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about.

Well, man, cheers to many more bike tricks.

Cheers to

another year of great energy.

The fourth grade you're pulling up in.

You know?

Are you scared about, are there like girls in the fourth grade?

Or that's not.

Yeah.

Yeah,

maybe, yeah.

Good luck out there, brother.

That's what we're going to say.

Stay hydrated.

Oh, yeah.

That's my first tip right there.

Hey, look.

You have as much as you want.

You know?

We got more where that came from.

But

congratulations on all the success.

And

I hope to see you whenever you have a comedy show.

You invite me out over there, right?

Okay.

All right.

And happy birthday, Julian.

Yeah.

Pay us the money you owe us, huh?

Yeah.

Now you better be nice to me.

Yeah, you better be nice to him.

Thank you, brother.

Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

I must be

cornerstone.

Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

I found I can feel it

in my bones.

But it's gonna take

a little bit of time.