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This year that thing is this year was just hooked to a dang laser beam. I feel like, what was that? You almost had to slow down the film and even remember the summer.
It was just fast. This thing was just a, this took the HOV lane this year.
Life got roller skates on. Damn it.
Life's got just roller skates on. What was that? I couldn't even, I couldn't even make an accurate police report on April.
I couldn't tell you what she looked like, what she was wearing. The officer was like, well, can you tell me, April, tell me, you know, how tall I look.
I don't know, damn it. It just all went so fast.
you know and i don't know if it's just that life feels faster now, but you can't even get your hands on it. I mean, it's like just trying to grab sand.
You can get some of it, but then it just, it ends up just, you just realizing you can't

get it

you can't get that grip on it

boy

it's like trying to just do a

what's it called

the guy you go to and you go in his shop

or whatever and it's

he pretends like he has a secretary

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Thank you. in his shop or whatever and it's he pretends like he has a secretary or whatever but he doesn't and then you go in there and he lays you down and he like he asks you like a question or something but you're so nervous that you're going to get touched or whatever but what is that dang it um chiropractor it's like trying to be a chiropractor on sand.
You know, you just, you can't move it. You can't control, you just, you think you can, and then there's nothing.
Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm just saying it's been a long year, and I'm happy to be here with you today.
And yeah, just thank you guys for just your patience on doing solo episodes i wanted to tape this yesterday but i just my i was just so damn rattled you ever wake up and you're just damn rattled i mean it's just like a couple pigeons are just living in your ass you're just like what in the hell and everything's a prop somebody you know somebody comes to the door and they just you know this guy came to the door and he was offering pest control or whatever and i'm like you know i i think they just came because i think i have like 11 pest control guys because I forget and then next thing, you know,

hell, I'll be in my living room reading a book

and one of them will just, damn,

will just spray for lice right in front of me.

He'll spray for lice right across my damn forehead sometimes

because I forget, you know,

I always forget when they're going to be here.

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You know, when your family's out there, you're trying to put mustard on something, and the baby's got damn bug gas in his eyes.'s just I just forget anyway the guy came and um he had just a the bug guy he's like you know we can come we can come 17 times a year that's what he said and I was like dude I don't want when I get married I don't want my wife coming here 17 times a year you know so that's not

a sales tactic I wanted to hear but uh but the guy had the biggest mustache I'd ever seen in my life and the only thing I could think the whole time he's talking to me is you need to go spray up in that bitch.

Because there ain't,

there is not a

chance in hell. You're not running some kind of damn bug motel right up under your snout, daddy.
There ain't a CNH, baby, chance in hell. You ain't got a couple of fucking word lice Running around up in that

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Up in that uh in that up in that trap house you got above your lip daddy so it just you know i said you know i said i think i work good you know we got guys i got seven guys spraying right now you know i could barely talk to the guy some guy was spraying right in front of me um but yeah just everything's happened so i just get confused everything's happened so fast and um and here we are and it's november and it's it's like that and I'm sure it's like that for everybody it's like that. And I'm sure it's like that for everybody.
It's like, okay, some of you, your kid is, you know, your kid is aged this year. Like, man, I can't believe it.
You know, Genevieve's four now. Or your dad has got to get a hip, got to get a new hip or new neck or whatever.
You're like, damn, it's already time next week. Ricky's getting that new neck.
You know, it's just things happen fast, you know. Man, it was only seven months ago that we laid my grandmother to rest.
You know, it's just all these things and life just keeps lifing. You know, and it's just, yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot for everybody. And it's marvelous at the same time.
It is existence. That's what it is.
But I'm grateful to be here with you guys today. And just grateful to be taking a moment to think about our lives and what they've been like.
I want to say thanks. It has been a while since we've had a solo episode.
I'm still going to try to do more. I'm finally having a little more time to start to take care of myself right now.
So that's feeling really good just to be able to relax some. What's going on? We had some shows in a lot of places.
Thank you guys that came out out there. We just got off the road out in the midwest baby oh h we did it out there

um on osu this campus grand rapids michigan baby let's go all over we went up to where else oh up in montana the i think i do owe a little bit of maybe an apology to um

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what's that place called

it's like I think I do owe a little bit of maybe an apology to, what is that place called?

It's like a place where they have people.

Oh, Chicago State?

No, it's Colorado State.

Colorado Springs.

I may owe us just Colorado Springs and Casper, Wyoming. When I got there, I was dehydrated, man.
I mean, I was just, I mean, you could hear my eyes open. I opened my eyes and they, you could just like it was loud you know you know like somebody just hard a'red around you know i saw a cat look over at me like somebody just been hard a'ring at it and it was just how so dried out the weather there it just the wind up there is nasty up there.

The wind, you open your eyes for a second, the wind will get in there and clean them bitches out.

Next thing you did, I was having to lick my hand and rub it into my eyes. Spitting in my hand and rubbing it into my eyes.
And, you know, you're looking at everybody through damn spit eyes or whatever. And the ladies, they're like, oh, look at this little bitch with his damn spit eyes.
Oh, honky got them spit eyes. But I was just dry as hell.
Even the animals up there are dry. You see a damn animal up there, a dog up there.
Casper Wyoming, that thing up there. He just, somebody, you write water on the ground and a dog come lick on the word.
People things thirsty as hell up there. I saw a plant.
It had grown up my leg and was trying to drink out of my had me a little canteen. I saw a vine stood somewhere for 30 seconds.
A vine grew up my leg and it had opened the top of my canteen. Yet now, everything's thirsty as hell up there.
My, it just, it was super dry. It was dry.
And I just wasn't ready for it. I was so dry.
I could be like, um, I don't know. I can't even explain it to you.
You know, I definitely did my best, but they gave you oxygen tanks. But all the oxygen tank is just a can of just more dry.
So you hit that bitch and now you're just everything. Even the animals, they would sound like they were dried out like, Moo.
They had a cow, one cow, I saw him. Moo.
Like what? He's like, moo. But he was so dry.
So that was just a, but beautiful country, beautiful place. I just, I was shocked at how uh dehydrated i got ivs up there it just took me a little bit to get on my feet man it was a lot that was like probably one of the more hectic times that i'd had this year um uh just health healthness you know and being alive and being like that um I went out to Montana,

but all that area, Colorado Springs,

and thank you for everybody coming out

and Casper, I can't even believe it.

I mean, we're to Montana.

Wow, that whole, all of those regions.

I mean, that's where Mother Nature

just tries on her clothes up there, baby. It's beautiful.
Everything you see is beautiful. You know, it's just remarkable.
So to even get to go to that part of the country that people came out, thank you guys so much, to all the places that we went, man. I got to go to La Crosse, Wisconsin.
And it's one of the greatest little city town places I've been. I didn't, man, you always, I think of some people in your head, you have ideas of a place that's kind of perfect, you know? And they got, you know, somebody's walking their kid home from school or whatever.
And the kid's just got a bunch of snot on his face or whatever. But the parent leaves it.
Just that, you know, because there's something kind of beautiful about it. You know? Especially when you were poor, dude.
If your nose was running, I'd let that bitch fly, cut. Because people are always looking at you when you're poor.
People always look at you like you ain't got nothing. And that's when my nose was running, I'd be like, oh yeah, I got this, bitch.
I got this, snot. So there is something very beautiful about that but we were there in La Crosse or La Crosse they say it or a lot of gay dudes they say it like hey I'm in La Crosse but just beautiful I mean just to get some of America, man.
And to get to see a lot of you folks. And we try to do some meet and greets after the shows.
And just we did everything that we could. I promise you that.
So thank you guys so much for the support. And yeah, Thanksgiving's just coming in.
Trevin, how are you feeling today? I'm good, man. A little chilly.
Oh, yeah. It's brisk out, huh? That's for sure.
And and you think it's gonna get worse this year what are they saying there and if you're looking at the uh diameter or whatever the air diameter or the the weather what are they saying yeah the weather uh yeah about the same gonna get a lot colder man God get ready blm baby burr lives matter son it's gonna get brisk out um what else has been going on oh i'll tell you you know it's something that was i thought was really special that was uh i got to be around or be a part of um or be around really really. So SNL Saturday Night Live was going on, and Bill Burr was going to be on it.
And Bill Burr is, there's nobody like him. I mean, there's nobody like him.
He is himself, and he is one of one. And I wanted to go see it.
I'd never been to SNL. I'd never been over there and seen it, you know? And so myself, who came with me? Oh, my buddy Kevin and John Farley was there.
And that's Chris Farley's brother. And it was just like, man, to be at SNL, you know, where Chris Farley and Spade and Nealon and Carvey and all of the like, uh, rock, um, Sam, just all these wizards of, uh, you know, um, possibility, you know, uh, Sherry, um, Oh, Terry, um, uh uh who's the lady that puts her she's always uh taking her own temperature or whatever and smelling it who's that lady her she you know just um just to be at snl saturday night live to be on that stage just to be at there watching and and um and john farley was there ch Farley's brother.
And it was the first time he said that he'd been back there since he'd been there with Chris. And that was just, I don't know.
It was just like, it felt special, you know? Because I just can just can't imagine i can't imagine having a brother that is you know so well first of all it's your brother so they're very important to you but then also they're such a uh entertainer and then you go back to the place where they one of the places that they're most known from. And yeah, that was just, it was magnificent, man, just to be able to be there with him.
And he told so many stories. And I was kind of bummed that they didn't bring him out on the stage and let him tell a story out there at SNL.
The stories he was telling backstage were better than half of the things that were happening on the tube i thought i mean but also that's you know i mean it was just crazy to hear a guy talk about it you know his brother chris farley and all the these little moments that they'd had backstage and just these funny things and um here i'll say this when it when it came down to listening to him or watching some of the sketches i couldn't help but listen to some of the things that he was saying because it was yeah it just was like uh walking through time and walking through um time that really meant something you know time between brothers and so yeah that was pretty exceptional but yeah i was like snl should have

had him out there like bring this guy the first time he's been back since his brother it's like the closest chris farley will get to being there and um yeah it was just i don't know so uh but that was it was great i'm not trying to tell you know i don't know am i talking too much or whatever I don't know.

But yeah, that was something neat to be a part of.

And... But it was great.
I'm not trying to tell, you know, I don't know. Am I talking too much or whatever? I don't know.
But yeah, that was something neat to be a part of. And what else? I went with my butt.
My friend has a son. And we took him to the swing set.
And then what else is going on? Oh, I watched the CMAs, Country Music Awards, the other night. Because, you know i live in nashville and so you have to watch it or you people won't look you in the eyes for the for the next year and so you know i was checking it out and caleb presley was on there doing presentation um laney wilson was on there so it's like you know i gotta peep it i wanted to see if jesse murph was gonna be there uh jelly roll was there that whole gang baby jelly roll yellow wolf i think they had damn jelly wolf there and it's just that that is just a saint bernard with a couple face tats on him you know but that whole like uh musically recovering honky vibe you know that's really powerful and yellow roll i saw them yellow roll and it was um bobby lee was there so it's just you know yeah he's doing music now so it just you know it's just there's a anyway it was a very diverse group over there and uh what am i talking about damn damn it? Oh, but I watched because I wanted to see if Red Clay Strays were going to win.
They were up for vocal group, which what does that even mean? Kind of it's all music, you know, but they didn't win. Old Dominion won it, right? And Dominion, no no disrespect right uh i haven't heard a lot you know i don't think first of all if you look at old domignon date domignon is a brother's name and it's you know show me 30 dominions and I'll show you

you know

how to get, how to get to Memphis, you know what I'm saying, bro, it's like, let's be realistic, baby, that's Elvis's neighbors, homie, okay, so, and so that was the, I'm like, damn, they don't even, somebody's hiding, they're hiding, they're hiding a brother amongst the four or five of the guys that they have in the group or whatever.

But, yeah, I just wanted to see Ray Clay Strays win.

And I thought it was just a chance for, you know, CMAs.

Like, here you have a vibe, you know, and no disrespect to OD, baby, but you have a vibe.

Ray Clay Strays, they sing, they sing prayers, man. They sing things that I can't, they sing prayers that I can't even make, that I can't even make the words to.
They sing those, and I just feel like that's part of such a movement. So yeah, I think I really wanted them to win that award.
But also then, Red Clay Strays, are they a country group? And you could argue that it's all of it. Are they gospel? You know? I mean, they're music.
And it doesn't need a space to fit in you know you don't need to put every uh foot in a shoe but it's like well yeah what are they but it's a lot of uh it's a lot of vibrant prayer i feel like coming out of those boys and i'm partisan as well or partisan or whatever um anyway that's some of the stuff that's been going on um recently and a lot more some of it i can't remember um but yeah or just cmas i felt like they had a chance to pull some new blood in there and uh and i just didn't see that you know but but but, but what do I know? I don't know shit. You know, I'm just a loud honky over here.
That's all I am. What else? Grand Rapids.
Beautiful place. Beautiful place, man.
Just, yeah, just to see a lot of places where people are just thriving and people are saying, hey, this is our community and we're going to keep it like it is, man. That's something that really felt great to witness.
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This is a paid advertisement. Um, what else? It's Thanksgiving guys.
That's what it is, you know?

And that's the week it is.

And it's a time, you know, Thanksgiving, it's wild that our calendar, that even our calendar, Our setup, our framework, our time-based framework for our society and for civilization has a stop time in it to give thanks. It's interesting that even time says, hey, hold on.
I need you to give some thanks. I need you to, you have to have some gratitude here.
You know, and I think that that, to me, that's pretty fascinating. That that is a speed bump that's been put into our calendar.
It's just built in there. You know, it's a comma that says, hey, care, right?

Care about the things that have happened to you.

You know, find things to have gratitude for.

And see, I want to think about those today and just things that I'm thankful for.

I'm thankful, yeah, being able to whisper.

That's a big one

I'm so thankful for that

because otherwise

everybody in your family

would just wouldn't know

how you felt about them

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that God lets us whisper

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I'm thankful

for my family

you know

I'm thankful that my sister

makes me laugh a lot

Thank you. us whisper, you know, I'm thankful for my family, you know, I'm thankful that my sister makes me laugh a lot and that she likes to laugh.
I like listening to her laugh sometimes. She's ridiculous and that makes me laugh.
I'm thankful my nephew talks to me, you know, I wish he kind of hit my line more, but I he's busy or whatever sure whatever dude um but he's a child you know and it's like i just got to be an adult and just just take care of myself but um oh i'm thankful that urine isn't hotter than it's is when it comes out of your body that would be that would that would be crazy bro if you were all you know if it urine just came out like even 10 degrees hotter bro because you'd go in the bathroom and they'd have one dude in there about to urinate and everybody else would be supporting him and like you come on richard come on richard blast that shit homie and he'd be like it's gonna hurt shut the fuck up Richard piss bitch and people were like whoa chill out dude he's fucking it's hot you know and people and there'd be a gay dude just kind of holding his back for no reason just or even pushing on his butt that's the weird thing dude if you're if you're doing a group piss right and everybody's supporting one guy who has to piss and the dude that's pushing up on the dude's on the guy's butt that guy is not just trying to be helpful i know that boy so yeah i'm grateful that pp is at that or urine or whatever they want to call it is at a, um, manageable temperature. That's a big one.
Um, I'm grateful that God, um, that God lets me try, you know, I'm grateful that God lets me try, You know, that every single thing isn't final. Yeah, I'm grateful for that.
I'm grateful that my arms are, you know, they're not the best. I think they're not the best length.
I got medium-length arms, but I know that they're good enough to hug, good enough. I wouldn't win a hug title or whatever.
I don't know if there is a title. Yeah, what else? I'll think about some things throughout the show, throughout the episode today, things that I'm thankful for, man.
I'm thankful that I have some shoes on right now. Yeah, I'll keep thinking about it, but let's get into some calls, man.
You guys have been hitting the hotline, and I haven't been there. But I just want to thank you for hitting it.
And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. And let's get to a call right here.
Here we go. Phil, I just want to get your thoughts.

I'm 28. This guy

out of the Navy. I live in Orange County,

California.

Thank you for your service, brother. We appreciate you.

Onward.

It's tough making friends as an adult.

My whole life

I've always ended up with black friends. I play

basketball and

maybe out of 200 white guys, five black guys, I end up ended up with black friends. I played basketball, and maybe out of 200 white guys,

five black guys, I end up being friends with the black guys.

But I want some white friends or, like, Asian friends.

So I just wanted your advice.

Like, how does that happen, or do I just stick with this?

Hey, this is how it is.

Like, black friends are my thing.

No, brother, I don't think that, you know,

I don't think, I think you can get all types of friends.

That is for sure, man, you know.

I think, you know, basketball is a gateway drug

to just a brotherific type shit. Go out into your neighborhood right now, dribble a basketball in the street, see if a couple brothers don't show up.
You know, that's that. You hear a basketball banging on that street, that's the Michael Jordan mating call, cut.
You know, that's how it is, man. You put a rim up anywhere and you gonna get some black friends, man.
That's not a racial thing. That's just facts.
You put a basketball rim up anywhere and you gonna have some brothers show up. You put that bitch up in the ocean.
You gonna have, you'll'll have a couple couple wet brothers out there just double drowning out there so you got you have to think if you want to get different types of folks you have to put out different types of uh activities you know so so if you want to get more asian friends you might want to do a um asian people like hide and go seek.

That's easy, man.

You know, and that's wild, brother.

You know, look at an Asian.

Look at any resting or sitting Asian, resting Asian,

or AARs or whatever, Asians at rest.

Look at one.

Bring up a couple, right?

Go to any of these folks and say, keep counting i'll go hide because asians got that clock in them dog so that's something you could do to meet some asians right there man and also it's okay to be a white guy that has black friends that's a you know and i know you're not saying there's anything wrong with it but you know they had and when i was you know when i was getting into life or whatever they had a lot of wiggas out there and no cap bro wiggas used to be the thing bro you know thomas jefferson was a wigger bro real talk and people don't want to you know people don't want to say that shit but he was man but now they got blonkies even they got blonkies out there you got a lot of black dudes that want to be whiter you know or having white more white stuff go on in them you know I mean I saw a brother crying in his car the other day outside of a jimmy johns that's the whitest shit you could do that's our shit so it's all good what i'm saying is the portal is always open guys there's no nil money to have a new friendship in another ethnicity man that is we you know we're all bound to be beige in a couple generations anyway so right now if you want to meet someone of a color or of an ethnicity then now is the time baby bear because in two three generations everybody gonna be beige mauve off mauve you know cookies and crumb people gonna be all batched out and uh genet modified or whatever you will have a monsanto uh uh taupe friend you will have an off brown uh white bottom um speckled trout Korean, Mexican, black lady. You're going to have it all, man.
So if you want to enjoy specific ethnicities now, now is the time to do it because genetically, we're all heading to one color. We're going to be just one little off-brown, semi-white, matte finish, gray baby bear of Christ, brother.

Praise God, man.

What else do we have?

Let's take another call right here.

Here we go.

Hi, Theo.

Me and my family want to invite you to our Thanksgiving dinner. This is Maria Gillen.
It will be up in Gallatin, Tennessee. Oh, up in Gallatin.
All right. Thank you for the invite there.
and we think you could fit in really well with our family and you would just bring a lot to conversation

and I think it's going to be some really good food.

I can... really well with our family and you would just bring a lot to conversation and i think it's gonna be some really good food i can whip up some really good mashed potatoes so um okay oh and i'm making a pasta that's really good anyways okay yeah y'all them carb dogs up there all right that's beautiful um i cannot make it i appreciate it though very sweet of you um i am you know what here.
I appreciate it, though. Very sweet of you.

I am, you know what?

Here, I'll call you and tell you I can't make it.

See if this works.

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Is not available.

At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
What's up, you little potato maiden? How are y'all over there? This is Theo. I'm just calling you back.
I want to let you know that I can't make it over there for the Thanksgiving up there in Gallatin. But I appreciate it and hope you guys have a wonderful time up there and just thanks for thinking of me and thanks for inviting me.
That was very nice of you. And yeah, that's about it.
Alright, I'm gonna go now. Yeah, I'm heading over.
I'm going down to Lafayette, Louisiana, baby. Dustin Poirier, you know, every year they put cooking utensils into his fighting gloves.
And he gets out there and he'll beat up a damn meal for you, son. Everything he serves, you got a black eye.
The black-eyed peas got two black eyes, bro. You're like, dang, some of them had broken ribs on them.
Look, I didn't even P's had ribs. You know, he'll give you a little turkey leg or something, and it's in a cast.
He beating the shit out of everything, bro, a turkey neck and a neck brace. That's how he does it, bro.
He beat the eggs with his own hands, bro. I see him.
You'll see him in the yard out there. He on his fighting trunks and just some he just you know just putting a bunch of hand action into a damn mixing bowl you know it's just crazy man i've never seen anybody do it like that you'll see him out there fucking calf kicking a rump roast bro it's you're like what is going on but that But that's where I'll be, man.
That's become a little tradition for me, and it's a blessing. I'm excited about it.
And then we have a large show down there. It might be our largest show ever over at the Cajun Dome in Lafayette, Louisiana.
And I'm grateful to be from over there. Just got my mother a home over in Baton Rouge.
My mom just moved back home, so when we got her a house over there, and I'm just grateful to that. Thank you guys for the support over the years, and she hasn't complained about it yet, which is just damn unreal.
So what else? Let's take another call. What are you thankful for? Trevin, you got anything that pops into your head, brother? Oh, every day, bro.
Thankful to wake up. Thankful to, you know, have a job.
Thankful mostly for my, you know, beautiful wife. Shout out to Gabby and our family and, yeah, the health.

Yeah, that really is true, huh?

Having some health, man.

Yeah.

And taking care of it, too.

That's another thing because I'll take something for granted in a heartbeat.

I'll take my heartbeat for granted in a heartbeat.

That's crazy. What?

Oh, something else going on out in the world today. What else? We got a call that came in right here.
Hey, Michael. Hey, Theo.
This is Michael from Tennessee. Hey, Michael.
I just want to say I've been thinking about turkey and ham. We didn't have ham at Thanksgiving because apparently ham's a Christmas thing.

And I love honey ham.

And all they have is turkey.

Turkey's dry and bland as shit.

No honey.

So I didn't fuck with it.

So I just want your opinion.

Okay, brother.

I see you there. I see you having a lot of feelings about it.

Yeah, turkey or ham.

Well, ham, ham, ham is ham. You know, ham, it just, it gets home and it's like, where's your mother? You know, that's ham.
But turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey's a little more risky, I think. You know, Turkey's a little more risky I think You know it's a little It's a little more perverted I think Low key bro Turkey You know it's like What you want to do to me Want to put me in a sandwich Want to put me in the fridge you want me now you want me left over what do you want so turkey kind of looking at you like that i feel like ham looks like it's been smoking or whatever like all right that you know it'll party but it's you know know you know it's gonna it can't it won't be able to drive itself home ham you know but turkey because it drinks ham drinks ham drinks but turkey is like it could be anywhere it could be turkey turkey you'll see you'll see turkey in a high heel you'll see turkey in a high heel that bit you know so that's how i feel i guess about that um what else got a couple more calls that came in here um oh here's a news story right here police find two kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA.
Wow. Yeah, that's it, man.
That's how it is now, baby, baby. They got aliens in the ocean.
They got MDMA in the garden gnomes. Okay.
Tape your eyelids to your ass cheeks homie and stay alert

cause they ripping everybody out here

praise god baby

what else do we have

we got another call

came in right here

here we go

stay home for Christmas

yo tío

Thank you. uh we got another call came in right here here we go and stay home for christmas yo theo this is harley from portland oregon man what's up harley and had a great time up there we did a show out there in portland uh which is a great city let me say that people are always like there's Antifa's up there, you know, you know, LARPing in the park.

It's just a bunch of leftover Antifa and BLM activists and people, you know, adults wearing baby diapers up there, LARPing in the park and sword fighting and doing makeshift renaissance fairs up there and shit. And damn George Foreman grilling every meal and shit but i thought it was an amazing city on but i'd never i just hadn't it was just it really shocked me how how special it was yeah there's a naked guy pushing himself you know pushing himself in a you know and he's like you know has a boat oar and he's going down the street in a, um, a, uh, adult baby carriage or whatever.
But it's, there's, it's awesome. I thought it was really, really groovy.
I really like Portland, Oregon. Um, what'd you have to say, brother? Sorry, I interrupted you there.
Let's hear more. I really appreciate the way that you peddle your tickets, the way that you encourage people to not use secondhand sites because you don't want people paying more than they should to come see you.
I understand that and I really respect that. Yeah, totally.
Well, a lot of times what happens is people will look up a ticket, right? go to the show this city this date or whatever and then other secondary sites that are reselling tickets will put them will pay more to get their searching higher on google and stuff like that and so then you click there and you're not really paying an origin you don't even have an option at a at a ticket if there's still any available. Onward.
But then I go to your website, man, and I see that theovan.com slash tour is redirected to Ticketmaster. And I'm just curious, man.
You know, the people absolutely hate Ticketmaster. Oh, yeah.
And I'm one of the people, brother. I hate them.
I hate them. They've been running this scam forever.
So I don't know how we get a politician that is going to break up the monopoly that's very obvious. I don't know how you get that done.
You know, I would love to have a ticket broker on this year. Maybe we can start delving into the dark depths of all that.

Because yes, it's a monopoly.

It's sick.

It's sick that you could take three of your friends to a show,

but now you can only take one

because the fees are astronomical.

We don't see any money from the fees.

Artists don't.

You know, it's just the same people.

It's these big companies. Who owns Ticketmaster? You look that up for me.
Live Nation Entertainment. So there you go.
Ticketmaster is a wholly owned subsidiary of Live Nation, which is headquartered in Beverly Hills. Yeah, well, I think one of the issues, who's the owner of Live Nation, I wonder? Vanguard.
Well, here's, this is fucking hilarious. Zoom in on this a little bit.
Liberty Media Corporation is the largest shareholder of Live Nation Entertainment, owning 30% of the company. Other major shareholders include Vanguard, owns 8.3%.
BlackRock Advisors owns 5.5%. So there you go.
It's the same people that own everything. So that's why you're getting fucked because they own everything.
They own the building that the show is in sometimes. And then they own the website and, uh, they don't care.
They don't care. That's the bottom line.
They don't care. They don't care that it takes more money out of your pocket.

And mine. If I buy tickets somewhere.
They don't care. They want money.
That's all they want. So yeah, that shit hurts my heart, man.
Nothing I can do about it, man. You know? And maybe one day there will be a better way to do it.
I know Zach Bryan tried a unique method through AXS, I think, ticketing, but it hasn't shown up yet or a way that's definitely definitively saves people that money. But yeah, those people are robbing people and that's what it is.
But we have a government that continues to allow that sort of business behavior, especially when they have a monopoly on the market. Yeah, that's just, those are my feelings.
To me, it feels like it's bullshit. To you calling, I'm sure to everybody listening, I'd love to have an extra $40 from Ticket and Fees to go get me a SOTY or something.
Get me a little Butterfinger or something. Get mom the payday or whatever.
She likes eating. She can't even hear the fucking show.
She's over here. Cheaper to get her a ticket than put her in dang hospice or whatever.
She's over here listening to whatever we're watching. Metallica on ice or whatever over here.
Or Ice Spice on ice or whatever. Who knows what the hell they're doing now? You know, now they have a new anxiety on ice as a new performance for kids.
Like, what are we even fucking taking our kids to? It's Big Pharma Anxiety on Ice brought to you by Live Nation and Pfizer, dude. That's what we're fucking doing.
I mean, yeah, people at least aren't blind to it. Praise God, brother.
Thank you for and yeah i'm sorry about it too man let me hear the end let me hear what you have to say i'm sorry and i i personally would not go see a show just because it's being sold strictly for ticket matters so i was curious if there was some kind of way that that we could get away from some big corporations and um and and hopefully by getting away from them you know you could get a more more of a percentage of ticket sales and that that yeah totally i mean those venues they could give away to something they could do something you know um they also yeah they charge people for parking a lot of times or it's just that's but some of it is business but that part i believe is egregious that's how i feel but no as of right now i don't know another way um you know i could look into it though maybe one day i'll have you know i could own venues with other people and we could just do the shows they're at our own venues and we wouldn't sell tickets and we wouldn't uh gouge people on those prices. Or maybe you'd find one politician that would just run simply on the fact that they're going to say, hey, fuck those guys.
We're not going to let them do it. We're going to figure out a way.
So it's just those greedy companies and dirty lawyers, I believe. But also there may be stuff I don't know about it.
They may need an extra $42 a ticket to send you that email. So I might be off.
What else? Sorry, am I getting negative there? Let me think about what else I'm thankful for, man. I'm thankful that I have buddies that check in on me.
I need to do a better job of that, or I would like to do a better job of that in the coming year of checking in on people. And checking in on myself.
I want to make sure I do a better job of that. What else am I thankful for? Oh, I'm thankful my buddy Jeremy just had a new baby, his third son.

Him and his wife Natalie just had a child.

And they just have a blessed, just, man, him and my buddy Curtis,

they run a speed and strength training group over here in Nashville.

And it just, those guys are like, they're like the best part of my week when I get to be over there and just laugh with everybody. And we have so much fun.
And they really uplift a lot of the community here. And so, yeah, that's something I'm thankful for, that he had a healthy son.
What else am I thankful for? I'm thankful I got to go to my buddy Scott's wedding this year. I'm thankful I got to see my friend the other night.
I'm thankful that God lets me think about other people and that I can try hard, that I can, you know, that if there's patches where I go through where I get stuck in myself, that I can come out of those, you know? We're not so, every thought doesn't have to be a sentence, like a life sentence, you know? Or that every feeling isn't like a life sentence. Even though there are moments sometimes where they think it feels like they might be, they're not.
Thankfully, you can see somebody that'll change your vibe, you or change you can hear a song that'll change your energy and you can choose to hear those things too uh what else yeah i'm thankful that some of the mistakes i've made haven't um haven't put me in places that uh make things very tough on me from day to day. You know, that's been a lot of grace from God in those spaces.
What else? What do you think about, Trevin? Anything else? Any other gratitudes coming into your head? Thankful for friends. Like you said, able to be able to think about you know being grateful in itself you know what i mean being able to take the time to yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm thankful god lets me see different things or whatever see animals bro i would hate that shit if you're at the zoo and your people are just telling you what the animals look like or.
And then a guy starts touching you on the back or whatever. You're like, this guy's a pedophile or whatever.
Who am I even with, dude? That's the kind of scary shit that's out there. What else do we got? Let's see.
oh here we go right here, gang. Shit, let's hear this one.
They say harmful. Hey, Theo, this is Big Red here.
Big Red, baby. Let's hear more, daddy.
I mean, I just want to preface by saying I'm not racist, but... Hmm.
All right. Onward.
Lately, I've been hanging out with, you know, some brothers, and I've sneezed a couple times. You sneezed, okay? You've been sneezing.
I've noticed that I've been sneezing around outside, and they don't say bless you. I don't know if it's like a me thing.
I don't know if it's like hard to look tough, like saying bless you. leg.
i don't know if like you it's like i don't know if it's like hard to look tough

like saying bless you like i don't know i've been trying to say bless you in the mirror in a tough

way and it's i gotta admit it's it's a really hard task to do like okay i think i see what you're

saying you're saying a lot of brothers they don't say bless you when you sneeze well i mean i think

that's just a that's just life bro i mean brother's been through a lot of shit historically man

Thank you. don't say bless you when you sneeze well i mean i think that's just a that's just life bro i mean brothers been through a lot of shit historically man brothers and female brothers too the sisters they've been through some shit man get a history book dog so they ain't worried if somebody can't handle a little pollen or something somebody sneezed that ain't they're worried somebody goes in a prison you know that they that's when they drop some bless you's on them they worry they can't get the pain out of the culture that's when they that's some they'll they'll yell a bless you they save some of their bless you's for sunday as well but they it's it's white folk we you know we somebody sneeze bless you ernie bless you bless you nathan that that's good we that's you know black folk they just because somebody can't handle sitting near a tulip or something or somebody get a little activated their lungs flare up around a fern, that ain't, that's a little bit more white trauma than it is a black trauma, I think, you know? Some white dude's like, oh, them azaleas, I can't breathe.
Like you the floral George Floyd or something, man. Get your shit together, man.
Get your, and don't bother a brother to say bless you because your white ass having trouble with some dandelion dander okay get it together your soft ass can't breathe for half a second you want god to help you god come on man come on man so i think that's just look man that a cultural thing. And I think you got to let that lie where it lies, baby.
That's what I believe. Praise God, man.
Thank you for the call though. Thank you for letting me think out loud with you.
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You know, I do want to say though, it's that, you know, it is that time of year where we can try to do more for others. That's one of my things I was thinking about yesterday.
I was like, how can I make next year? How can I do more? You know, and we all want to, right? We all want time. I hear that so many times from people like, hey, how can I be a part of this? How can I do, you know? And so, yeah, I've been thinking about that a lot and I'm gonna, I wanna figure that out, you know? Just ways to, yeah, we all want to find ways to give back to help our neighbor, you know? And this is the time of year for that to be on our on our hearts i think or i don't know i'm not trying to preach at you this is the time of year where that's on my heart you know how can i yeah how can i think about somebody else because what a relief it is when you're trapped in yourself to have a moment where you're thinking about somebody else.
You're like, oh, thank you, God. Let me think about somebody else, man.
What else? Let's take a couple more calls here on the way out. Let me take this one right here.
Hey, Theo. I love the show.
I'm calling with an issue. I'm 20 years old.
I've been drinking every single day since I've been 17. There's been times where I stop drinking for a week, but I always fall back into the same thing.
And I hate myself for it. Everything pulls me down.
I'm just wondering if you have any advice for me.

Yeah, I noticed myself, man.

Thanks for calling, bro.

I noticed myself when I get,

when I'm doing something I don't want to be doing,

when I'm doing something I don't want to be doing,

and then I've said to myself,

hey, I don't want to do this anymore.

And then I keep doing it. I can't help but do it, right.
That's addiction. You can't help it.
You're doing it. Which isn't you.
That's not you making that choice all the time. It is, it's addiction.
It's a disease, right? So the same as if somebody had cancer, you wouldn't say to them every day, oh damn, you have cancer again. You keep choosing to have cancer.
No, they they have cancer it's the same with addiction you are you don't want to do this you are doing it right you can't stop that cycle um and then here this is what i've noticed for myself then shame starts building up because now not only am I addicted, now I am ashamed because I keep breaking my own promise to myself. Now I'm losing my integrity.
So now not only am I dealing with addiction, but I'm also dealing with shame. And man, when those two dogs get together, good luck getting a Frisbee through the yard, brother.
Them some growlers, daddy. But that's the only, people ask me a lot about addiction stuff.
The only answer I ever know that has helped me has been going to recovery, going to Alcoholics Anonymous, starting there, going to a meeting.

Because the first thing they ask you in there is that, is your life unmanageable?

That's the question.

Is your life unmanageable?

Nothing has to be about alcohol or anything.

Is your life unmanageable? Because that's a way where you get to choose for yourself nobody's making a diagnosis of you being an alcoholic you decide but it's like is life unmanageable and that's a very fair question anybody and if the answer is yes then they there's more than you take it from there and there you know but i would recommend go to three aa meetings some different ones uh listen for the similarities and don't listen for the differences because it's easy to be like oh this shit not no that ain't i you hear one thing like that ain't for me you know so man, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that. But that's really the only, I don't have a magic button or a magic solution.
And then once you're in there, you can maybe get some sponsorship or something. They can help you decide if you should get treatment or that sort of thing.
Now, if you're drinking every day for that long, you may need treatment to detoxify yourself. But thinking of you, brother, and thank you for calling, man.
I appreciate that. What else? Here we go.
Let's hear it. What up, Theo? Hi.
Hey, I got a question for you, Theo. My name is Jocelyn, and I have have a son here he's 10 years old with down syndrome just any advice that you would give to him personally would be much appreciated and um we think you're great keep doing what you're doing bro thank you thank you jocelyn that was very sweet of you to call um happy thanksgiving you and to your child right there.
And I'd say to your child, I'd say hang in there, young king. Okay? You little freckled sparrow of the heavens, hang in there.
Hold the line, baby boy. Because young DS lords like yourself are heroes and you are beloved.
You are God's thank you card. There's not any of us in existence that doesn't see somebody with Don Sinra and feel something, you know.
You make a candle, there's a candle just light up inside of everybody.

Y'all are the ones,

y'all are the ones braving the genetic nether realm

to see what's on the other side.

Y'all are the Lewis and Clarks of DNA, okay?

The Harriet Tubman of afflictions.

That's y'all, young king.

And every year we're getting closer to winning this war.

I'll say that out loud. We will battle with Down syndrome until it's all the way down.

We will not relent. So keep hugging your mom and keep being a bumblebee of hope for all of us.
And keep smiling because when you smile, when people with dance syndrome smile, we all smile somehow. Because we all have that, just a, not a DS, but a D-O-S-E of it inside of us.
And I believe that, you know, and that's why we can relate. And I love you and I love your mom and I wish y'all a happy Thanksgiving.
And keep teaching the rest of us how to love better, you know, because I was right there in it. I was right there and just in the grips and I was able to just break my foot free as a child.
And I love you guys, man, baby. Praise God, man.
What else? Any other call that came in? here's a young lady that called and here we go one more call I'm struggling it's just hard going back and forth trying to find a job with an addiction.

It's really hard. I can't seem to put the alcohol down.
And as funny as it is, I listened to your podcast because of how you talked about coke. and uh i've been struggling with putting it down

if i just get to the point where i just i get so deep you can't get out of it and i know what you

know what i mean man it just breaks my heart kind of you know that's tough

Thank you. Man, it just breaks my heart kind of, you know It's tough Yeah, just I don't know what it makes me feel

I mean, it just, I guess, yeah

I mean, it just, yeah

I don't know, it makes me sad

Yeah, I guess it makes me like

What does it make you feel like?

Well, I think it's

Thank you. yeah i guess it makes me like um what does it make you feel like well i think it's i think it's uh powerful that they feel like they could reach out to you to talk about it with someone who can relate you know what i'm saying yeah yeah i think there's a part of it's like you want to you can just tell when somebody's hurting, you know?

Maybe let us call her.

Is that crazy you think, Trevin?

Do it.

I think it would make her day.

Let's just call her.

Let's see.

We can even ask her if we... I don't care if we put this on or not.

We can just...

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see. Hello? Hey, what's up? Who is this? It's Theo.
It's Theo. Yo.
Theo Vaughn, I got you. Did you call? I don't know if this is the right person.
Did you call our, I just, I'll have like a vo voicemail thing i just didn't know if you called it the other day is this really day long yeah yeah it is who's this holy shit you actually listen to it yeah sometimes it takes me a while dude it freaking takes me a while but we just happen to um start lists just like uh we're we've been listening for the past couple weeks to try and do like a um an episode to come out next week and so yeah today i was listening to him and i just heard your message and it just like uh yeah you know i'll struggle with shit so i just thought i would just say what's up or you know dude i just had a wreck like two days ago and oh what happened i don't know how I didn't die. I was not paying attention.

And I got, I like rear anything, but I was flying and I shouldn't have.

And it totaled the fuck out of my car.

I don't know how I died.

I just came out with a small concussion and nobody else was hurt.

And did you have insurance?

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

It's getting taken care of, but it's just been a shitty week i got cheated on too so oh that's i can't believe you actually listened to my voice yeah well it just shook me you know i mean it just made me you know it seemed like you're having going through a tough time and i've been there for sure um i'm going on 19 hours of no drinking over right now let's go that's awesome dude 19 hours is big i know it's a lot for me yeah yeah it is i'm happy for you that's awesome what do you think uh so what what time of day or what kind of happens that you start to you you feel like you start to fall apart a little bit or make you drink? Well, it was really the start of my job. I started a job last year.
We ended up having to work. It was a mandatory seven days a week, and it's been like that the whole time I started.
And I finally, they fired me in October, and that's when shit really started to fall apart. I started showing up drinking drinking on the job and stuff.
It was just getting really rough. I find out.
Yeah, so you just drinking to get by, huh? Yeah. I went through a couple of relationships.
I tried to make relationships and just got shit on. It's just been a rough year, really.
Yeah. And where do you got family over there or no? Yeah, I live with my mom and my dad.
Oh, nice. Do you have any children? Oh, I'm 24.
I'm still living a little bit of life at times. Oh, well, look, I think you got some blessings right there.
And then so you don't have a, you don't have a responsibility outside of yourself. You got to take care of that's nice, you know? Yeah.
I mean, except for your folks, you know? Yeah. Do you ever go to AA meetings or anything? No, I've never thought about it.
I got put on medication a while back, but I got off of it. And I think that kind of made it worse because it's like cold turkey.
Oh, turkey oh yeah that can be tricky but i felt like the medicine was just making me more depressed but it could be from the drinking too while drinking on it so i've never had like talked to a therapist or anybody about it what do you feel i mean do you feel like you drank too much you just feel like you feel bad i I mean, or do you just feel like maybe you just had a tough couple days? No judgment either. I'm not judging you.

Yeah, I just, I've been through, I know there's people out there that go through worse things.

But I was in a relationship for a few years before I moved back in with my parents.

And it was abusive.

I was in a relationship for a few years before I moved back in with my parents. And it was abusive.
I was pregnant. I lost my baby.
And I think that's where it all started. It was just really hard.
Yeah, I bet that's tough, huh? You probably just, I don't know. What did you start feeling, you think? I just felt like I couldn't know what did it did you start yeah like what did you start feeling you think I just felt like I couldn't do nothing I couldn't do it anymore I think that's where it all started like to fall apart for me and I kept trying to like get back up and it just kept bringing back down and then I just picked up alcohol and it's funny because I used to never want to drink not even when i turned 21 yeah it's just a lot of baggage i feel like oh yeah oh if i just can't feel it if i feel like i just can't do good anymore that's horrible feeling yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry that you've been dealing with all that i'm trying to get back up on my feet get another job i think That's not what I'm sorry that you've been dealing with all that.
I'm trying to get back up on my feet, get another job.

I think that's not working and stuff like that.

You're just sitting at home thinking in your head all the time.

I have one friend, and I love her to death.

She always tries to help me, but I'm kind of a hard head and I don't listen to her. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We can't.

Yeah, it's hard.

Yeah.

Don't try to help me.

The last thing I have.

Well, dang.

Yeah, I wish there was some way that I could help out.

You know, I wish there was something I could do to be supportive.

Yeah.

I mean, do they have therapists in your town?

Do you think even going to somebody like that would help?

I'm just trying to think of something that might help you get a better, you know, or

do you need to get a new job? Do you think you could even work right now? What do you think is going on? I don't, I don't even, I don't know how to start. I don't know if I, I've always like been around people that tell me therapy doesn't work and you don't need to go to pay somebody to tell them about your problems because they don't care.
You know, stuff like that. So I guess I kind of just stuck that in my head that I didn't need to go talk to people about it, I guess.
Yeah. I kind of just hold it in until I explode.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I just don't know if that's good or not.
I don't know if it's good for anything to hold anything in that long, you know? No, it's not. But I've always grew up where you don't talk about your emotions that much.
Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, God.
If you felt something in my neighborhood, somebody would call you a dang f**k, to be honest with you, you know? Yeah. And no offense.
I didn't say that. I think it's a...
No, that is exactly how it is, don't you? But damn, yeah, I feel you there. Well, how about this? Maybe I'll just, is it, I'll check back in with you in like a week or something to see how things are going.
Okay, that, it really helped me calling. You actually heard me.
It just felt, made me feel better. Yeah, well, I know what that's, yeah, I can relate to that, man, for sure.
Yeah, just... Sometimes you just need somebody to listen.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true, man.
I feel that. I feel that.
Yeah, I feel that. I definitely feel that.
Yeah. It feels good to get it out, but, you know, some people just don't want to hear about your faults.
They're always like, well, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. Everybody's doing what's here.
Yeah. But sometimes you just need somebody to hear you out and not make you feel crazy for it.
Yeah, and you're right. Sometimes we just want somebody to listen.
You know, we just want something to be, you know, we just want a place to put something. There's obviously different things you could go do to try to get help for yourself, you know, or if you wanted to.
You have insurance or no? Yeah, I do. Okay, cool.
So you could, if you wanted to try therapy, then you could try it at least. You you know I know it takes time to like try and figure that out but that is a thing and then um yeah but yeah how about this I'll just yeah I just want to just I'll check back in like in a week or something and just see how you're doing is that okay if I check back in yeah that's fine okay cool right.
Well, have a good time over there.

What y'all going to do for Thanksgiving?

Shit, I don't know.

What are your parents doing?

They're cooking some food.

I'm not on good terms with my brother right now,

so it's going to be kind of awkward.

Damn, I wish y'all could figure that out before he gets over there.

Everybody tells me to apologize. I need to stop holding the garage.
I know I do. I'm working on it.
Yeah, I feel you. Sometimes that stuff's hard.
It's hard. Maybe, yeah.
I don't know. I feel you.
I struggle with that. I got the same issues with some of my family.
It's tough. You know, it's...
Family's tough.

But yeah, if I can't swallow my pride for my family, you know, at least

do it for myself, for others, you know,

because it don't have to be about me on Thanksgiving.

That's what I started thinking the other day.

Yeah.

You know, I don't deserve to ruin other people's

day just because I have feelings a certain way.

You know, I should be able to figure that out. I'm not telling you that.
I'm just saying that to me, really. Got to be humble and grateful.
Well, I should be able to approach somebody in my family at the end of the day, say we're the last minute on earth. What do I want that family member to think? I want them to think, oh, I was holding something against them, you know, that I couldn't figure out, you know, like, no, I would want my family member to think that I love them, you know.
And so I got to figure that out, even if it's for a short-term basis, you know, because I don't know. I just don't want, yeah, I don't want to be always a part of the problem, you know.
Yeah. But all right.
Well, I got to finish up because I'm about to go watch some football. All right.
All right. What's your first name? Well, I appreciate you calling, and I just hope you hang in there.
And, yeah, just don't feel alone, you know, because that isn't true. Yeah Yeah, I know I have family that supports me.
Yeah, and you just have people that are like you. I think sometimes you just have to go find, you have to, it's hard sometimes we gotta, we gotta, we gotta find them, you know? Yeah.
So, but anyway, I hope I'm not trying, I don't sound like I'm trying to preach at you, do I No No I needed this actually I needed to talk to somebody about it Yeah Anything else you're feeling? No I'm just gonna drink a bunch of water and keep going There you go Stay hydrated baby That's what you can do Alright Emily Happy Thanksgiving Alright thanksgiving all right happy thanksgiving you have a good one okay you too take care bye wow sweet girl yeah man it just that's wow that's so funny this is saying things i'm dealing i got some family just like it's tough but then what do i want to do i want to, I want to bring all this shit or tell my family members like, well, I don't want to be there if they're there. And then I'm just making a storm.
And the truth is, there's a part of me inside of me that wants to be around my family. It wants everything to be okay, you know? But there's another part of me that wants to have things my way.
That's really what it is for me. Even if the other person wronged me or I don't like their energy or whatever, I can't figure this shit out for two hours, you know, and then what's my part in it? I'm a saint.
No. Sometimes I'm a Saint Bernard

with a couple of face tattoos,

baby. I'm fucking Jelly Wolf, you feel me?

So, don't make me

pop the trunk.

Oh, this is

my brother. Let me see if I can get him to say

a couple of things he's thankful for.

Big Z.

What's up, bro? Not much. I'm recording my podcast right now, brother.
How are you? Good, good. Just checking in on you, bro.
And seeing... Checking in on you after the other day.
Oh, yeah. I appreciate it, man.
Yeah, I was just talking to some girl. She called her hotline.
She'd been having a tough time. Oh, really? Yeah.

She just,

yeah,

she was having a tough time.

So I just gave her,

I just called over there and was talking to her for a little while.

Oh,

from the show?

Yeah.

Oh,

nice.

Yeah.

So you got to,

you've been doing the hotline more now.

Someone said that to me the other day.

I'm trying to,

I just,

sometimes it's hard for me to feel comfortable.

It's like,

I don't like to do it when I don't,

or do solo. You know, sometimes I do my podcast just by myself.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't like to do it if I don't feel comfortable.
If I feel agitated or something or I'm stressed out. Yeah, well, that's fine.
That makes sense to me. Yeah.
Yeah.

Because it just feels like I can't be, I don't feel like my, you know, I just feel like I'm just going through the emotions or whatever, you know.

Yeah, you kind of caught up in other stuff.

Yeah.

But it was just, yeah.

But some girls called she'd just been struggling.

Oh, nice.

That's pretty crazy. You kind of did a little 12-step work on your podcast yeah just to listen to her she is she was talking about i don't know she reminded me of just it's funny we could we both had some of the same things which was like being around family during the holiday just stuff like that too we ended up talking about yeah yeah i need to call that hotline man i.
I always forget about that. You guys can call in sometime?

Yeah, dude. Well, actually, you can help us right now.
We're finishing that. If you have a couple of things you're thankful for, we're just going to think of a couple of them on the way out of the episode, if you got a couple.
Oh, man. What am I thankful for? Oh, that's such a big question.
I know it is. I guess I mean I'm definitely thankful for my family

you know you and everyone else in our family for sure. I'm really thankful for my friends and the friendships that I've been developing.
I mean, I'm thankful for potential, you know, just like being able to

just to get up in the morning and

go for another day. I'm thankful for

really thankful for the, that I get to be a parent.

You know? Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah, I love parenting. I love raising my children.
What does that say here? Yeah, I used to have this hypothetical. It's a little bit derogatory, but I can tell you if you want.
Yeah, all right. All right, so if you're on an island and you can't masturbate, right?

You can't.

Okay.

That's the example.

You have no arms.

You can't do it.

Okay.

You have legs though?

Well, yeah,

but if you can use them to masturbate,

then no,

because you can't masturbate in this example.

Okay, I see.

So no matter what...

There's no way you can do it.

There's no way you can do it with one leg.

You have one leg and no arms.

Oh, got me.

Thank you. I mean, like you probably are.
I don't know for certain, but you probably are a heterosexual male. So you're aosexual male.
Yeah. And you have a strongly beater.
You can't. And then all of a sudden there's another man on the island.
Oh. So here's the question.
Do you eventually have sex with this man? No, I don't think you do. Now, for me, it's a hell yeah.
God. I mean.
Really? I don't mean like well yeah think about it which if you can't if you can't masturbate you can't y'all date for a long time first or is there any or how does it even no one day you're out there just laying on the beach because you can't walk you only have one leg you can get up right just laid out well you could you could knee over you could knee over you could hobble over and then kind from the distance, here comes this man walking, and he's got two legs. Oh, yeah.
Big spender, huh? Big spender. He's got a shirt.
He's got a shirt, but you can see his chest. And you guys just strike it up.
What are you talking about, dude? Just listen. You make This is the example.
You make a little bonfire together.

You roast weenies.

You have a little weenie roast.

Wait, hold on.

How can you can't even walk, but suddenly you're a damn wee blow scout, dude?

No, bro.

Look, he carries you over to the fire and lays you down.

Oh, God. Breasts up.

Breasts up.

Breasts up.

Lays you down. And then, so I'm just saying, God.
Breasts up. Breasts up.
Lays you down. So I'm just saying, eventually, eventually, you'd have sex even though you're not, even though you're a heterosexual male.
All right. All right, man, I'm gonna give you a buzz back, all right? That's what I'm thankful for.
All right, bro, I love you. All right, love you too, man.
Wow. Bye.
it's got me thinking too man you're like you'd have to go on dates with the guy you know what I'm saying you're like and you'd have to know people aren't coming to get you you can't just you know what I'm saying Trevin you'd be having sex with the guy and then you hear a helicopter over the top. Yeah, dude, totally.
Yeah, you can't be, if you just are stuck on an island for two days and you hook up with a dude, then you're just a gay guy. Which is fine, but don't be like, oh, the island or whatever.
Wow. Just an island, boy.
Dang, bro. And that's why our family has trouble during the holidays.
I'll tell you that, man. That is why they do.
Blessings to everybody out there, man. Thank you guys for being a part of my life.
Thank you for letting me be a part of your life. Thank you for just this year.
It's been crazy, man.

The past couple of weeks were really crazy.

Like, yeah, I kind of was like losing my mind.

I went on Joe Rogan's show and I was just having a tough time on it. I just was like, I think I got real scared.

Like after like the election and people making podcasts,

like they're like podcasts swayed the election. And I don't believe any that i believe people do what they want to do you know and and then they make out to be this big right-wing fat people emailing me about fascism or whatever and uh just a lot just like um yeah just because i voted for my buddy bobby kennedy's my friend that is my friend I know but in fact he's he's a good he's a he's somebody I trust he's my friend right I'll vote for my friend you think my friend is going to run for freaking president of the United States and I'm not going to vote for him, dude? Or for, you know, minister of health or whatever.
Or whatever it is called. It's called Deadpool 7 or whatever he's called now or whatever.
You know, the CBS warlord. Or I'm not even sure what they're calling him now.
But, yeah, I'm going to vote for my friend. And I don't really care what anybody thinks about that.
I don't think. And I wouldn't think it's weird if you vote for your friend.
I don't give a fuck who anybody votes for. But yeah.
But I don't know. Yeah, I think just a lot of stuff like kind of freaked me out in the past couple weeks.
And I was just been feeling overwhelmed. And,

and yeah,

and then we all go through shit and then the years going fast and whatever.

I'm not,

I'm not making a pity party.

I'm just happy to take a breath.

I'm just happy to take a breath,

happy to be alive.

And maybe I do feel like I have to explain myself. I don't know.
I mean, you know, I you know I don't I don't know I'm just I don't know what I'm doing okay so you won't come to my house or office I don't even have an office but you won't come to whatever and see like a board like a you know chalkboard or whatever with arrows on it or whatever or like mitt you know it says you know secrets or you know just like so anyway i don't know what i'm talking about who cares man i've talked enough i've wasted enough of your time today as always the hotline is 985-664-9503 and yeah the holidays man you to think they're coming up let me try this one

no that's jesus christ i'm gonna beat somebody's ass outside of a bed bath and beyond if i have hear that let's try this

okay Okay.

It's close. It's a bit much.

That's my brother. I can't listen to that anymore.

He's trying to get me to go on a cruise, I bet.

There we go a little too slow oh yeah that's taking a bath by yourself dude that's when it gets really crazy if you're young and you jerk off to that dude you you obviously wear like a nice jacket when you do it, you know. just remind everybody be good to yourselves man um be good to others do let's do we'll just keep doing what we can do um excited about the end of the year we have coming up we will take a week off at some some point for no episode.
And, yeah, that's all that's going on. And happy Thanksgiving to you, Trevin.
You too, brother. Yeah, thank you for being here.
Riley Mao, Ben Becker, all of the producers that have helped. Zach Powers, Colin Reiner, Nick Davis, Cameron George.

We got a whole gaggle of guys and people who have over the years.

Happy Thanksgiving to you guys.

And thank you guys for being a part of my life and the support.

And you guys be good to yourselves, baby.

Gang. Gang.
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