Eclipse Week [VIDEO]

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Speaker 2 You are the most awkward person I know in certain situations.

Speaker 5 Sure, sure. I felt it.

Speaker 5 I feel it every time.

Speaker 5 This is the thing about being awkward that people don't give enough credit for. I know what's happening.
I also want to leave.

Speaker 5 And I don't know what to do next because it's my fault.

Speaker 2 You see, but now I feel bad for you.

Speaker 5 But here's the thing. I don't feel bad.
I just know it's happening. I wish I could stop it.
Okay, I'll give give you an example.

Speaker 5 If someone tied you to a chair, you know that to get out of the chair, you'd have to break the ropes. Yes.

Speaker 5 But you don't know how to break the ropes, and you don't have the strength to break the ropes. That is me in every conversation.

Speaker 2 Except you're the person who tied yourself to that chair. Yes, yes.
You're the person tying yourself to the chair, and then you sit there looking at the other person like, oh man, this is weird.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I look at the other person like, I shouldn't have done this.

Speaker 2 Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to another episode of What Now, the podcast where we talk about all the conversations that are invading your brain. Yeah, that's how I see them.

Speaker 2 They're invading your brain. This week, we're chatting about rocks.
The rocks flying in space, the rocks under your feet, and the rock who is no longer involved in politics.

Speaker 2 Now, the only thing I enjoy more than having conversations is having them with some of my favorite people.

Speaker 2 And this week, I'm joined as usual by my good friend, Christiana, all the way from Los Angeles. Yes, she is a mom, she is a thinker, and she is a person with a voice once again.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 what a treat. I'm joined by the one and only Josh Johnson, comedian and human being in the same space.
Touch my blood. That's what we say in Africa.
Touch my blood. Yeah, you like that.

Speaker 5 That's way harder than shake my hand. Yeah, touch my blood.

Speaker 2 I love that. That's what that is.
Yeah. We started doing that when AIDS was spreading, like really, it was like a big thing.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Too late, you touched it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Welcome to the podcast.

Speaker 2 This is What Now

Speaker 2 with Trevor Noah.

Speaker 2 Happy Podcast Day, everybody. Happy Podcast Day, man.

Speaker 4 Happy Podcast Day.

Speaker 2 I've missed you, Christiana. It feels like it has been forever since I've seen you.

Speaker 6 I missed you, Josh, and I missed you, Trevor.

Speaker 6 I'm glad I have a voice again.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It feels good to be able to speak.
Someone asked me if

Speaker 2 it was a gimmick or a gag. I don't know what people think.
Someone asked me this.

Speaker 2 I was in an airport and someone came up to me and they were like, I love the podcast so much. And they're like, I have a girl crush on Christiana.
Please tell her.

Speaker 2 And they're like, but I just didn't understand.

Speaker 2 Is the voice thing real? What was that about? And I was like, what do you mean, is it real?

Speaker 2 Please explain. Sometimes I don't think people understand comedy.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because please explain to me what you think the premise of this joke would be, that we would say Christiana doesn't have a voice and then there's no payoff.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. Then she's just back one day.

Speaker 2 And then she's just back. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Christiana, how's the family? How's everything going?

Speaker 6 You know, I'm having a bit of a... They're good.

Speaker 6 You know, the headline is the family's good. I should always lead with that.

Speaker 2 You're so African when you do that.

Speaker 2 No, can I tell you, that's the most African thing that you'll do, which reminds me of everybody from home. You'll ask them a question about life or anything.

Speaker 2 They start telling you the truth and they catch themselves.

Speaker 2 And then they'll be like, you know, so they'll be like, how's everything? Like, ah, man, you know, things. You know what? You know what? I'm blessed.
Let me start by saying I'm blessed.

Speaker 2 This is, yes, yes. This is literally what you, what you, it's the most African thing.
I know. It's also like,

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 5 It's such a deep southern thing, too, because just like when you're in the south, like I was just in Raleigh. When you talk to anybody, they'll start telling you about their day earnestly.

Speaker 5 And then they feel like they're wiretapped by God. Because then they'll start telling you about their day and they'll be like, but God is good, though.

Speaker 5 But let's not forget that God is good.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 5 So I know I got hit by a car today, but ooh, God is good. I just got hit by two cars.

Speaker 2 It does feel like that. It really does feel like that.

Speaker 6 God is good. He is good.
He's always good.

Speaker 2 He's all the time. All the time.
And that now that we're on a secure line tell me your your your real story

Speaker 6 my real story is this okay so so i have a um

Speaker 6 almost 10 month old named luna wonderful little girl um but she's like she's doing things differently to obi did like obi had teeth at three months luna has no teeth she refuses to crawl she sat up a bit later and you know me i'm like i want her to be a doctor or a lawyer so she should be walking in my books so we keep bringing it up with the pediatrician and the pediatrician.

Speaker 6 She's fine, she's fine, but take her somewhere just to check. And of course, we're going to take her.
And today we found out she is fine. She's just lazy.

Speaker 6 So she needs physical therapy to get over the laziness. The ability is there, but the desire is not, which is a worry because she's supposed to be a doctor.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sounds to me like she's not lazy.
Sounds like she's a genius.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it sounds to me like she's not going to be a doctor or a lawyer. She's going to be the president.

Speaker 2 That's, I mean...

Speaker 6 Either the president or she's going to own, like create a tech company that has no value but sell it for like $2 billion, which is, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 Like, that's a good outcome. Yeah, if I was a parent and they told me that my child has figured out

Speaker 2 that they don't need to crawl,

Speaker 2 I mean, they walked so that I don't have to crawl is essentially the world she's in.

Speaker 2 She's a trailblazer.

Speaker 6 Trevor, I feel like you've just made up, I feel like you just made it up, but I'm gonna rock with it.

Speaker 2 Do not deny the genius of your child. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You'll see in like eight months, Luna's going to be on the podcast. She's going to be like Beyonce's children.
Yeah. Yeah.
She'll just be like featuring on the podcast, winning us Grammys.

Speaker 2 Today's episode of the podcast is going to be fun.

Speaker 2 There's a bunch of things happening. I will tell you a little bit about where I was.

Speaker 2 Because again, some people think I didn't tell them where I was going. Some people asked me if I was going to get a BBL.

Speaker 2 That's why I disappeared and wouldn't say where I was going, which was a strange one.

Speaker 2 The fact that people think I needed a BBL. Yeah, talk to you.

Speaker 2 Talk to her. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 The worst thing about these kinds of rumors is that now people see it when they didn't see it. So if they go, like, you went and got a BBL, they're like, I can see.

Speaker 2 Then you're like, that's how I've always been. Then they're like, no, I would know.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 so do either of you know where...

Speaker 2 Bhutan is. I mean, if I was betting money, I would say Christiana knows.
Again, Josh, this is not an insult to you. I say this because I wasn't completely familiar with where Bhutan was.

Speaker 2 Christiana is somebody who's extremely learned and she went to university. I don't know that you went to university.
I didn't go to university. So before you get offended at all,

Speaker 2 just put, do you know anything about Bhutan?

Speaker 5 Sometimes you say before you get offended at all, but you've already said all the things.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's like, no, I apologize.

Speaker 2 I'm about to say that. Okay, no, I apologize.
I apologize. Josh, what do you know about Bhutan?

Speaker 5 I know that it starts with a B.

Speaker 2 Christiana, what do you know about Bhutan? I don't know that much about Bhutan.

Speaker 5 I don't.

Speaker 2 Do you know where it is? A lot of people don't even know where it is.

Speaker 6 Is it

Speaker 6 near the Indian Ocean or am I wrong?

Speaker 2 No, so it's actually in the eastern Himalayas.

Speaker 2 I just channeled you the thing.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. Oh, you just took me back to my childhood.

Speaker 2 I have a cousin who tries to do that. They try and answer the questions with you to act like they always knew the...
man. Thank you for that, Josh.
Thank you so much for that. No, so

Speaker 2 I was in Bhutan. That's where I went for a week.

Speaker 2 A country that is really interesting because

Speaker 2 they only got the internet and TV in 1999. Place was pretty much closed off from the whole world.
And then now they don't have a GDP. They measure.

Speaker 2 their success in what they call the GNH, gross national happiness. And so

Speaker 2 you go to a country where they're like, oh yeah, money doesn't determine how well the country is doing.

Speaker 2 We measure it on people's general health, their connection with their family, their time, their free time.

Speaker 2 And so I went there and I just spent a week essentially with monks, them just telling me about happiness the whole time.

Speaker 5 And was it like when you were talking to them, was it an

Speaker 5 inspiring experience or were you like,

Speaker 5 oh, like, like, or were they

Speaker 2 fun monks?

Speaker 5 Can I?

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. First of all, I'll say this.
Every real monk I've met is fun.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 2 Fake monks. Yeah, fake monks are the ones who are like, there is nothing funny in the world.
And, you know, if you're like, I had a bad day, they're like, there is no bad and there is no day.

Speaker 2 Those guys, those guys, those monks are assholes. The monks, like, like the real, real monks, they're great.
They have a good time. Wow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the one monk was like, hey, you should follow me on Instagram. I was like, you have Instagram? He's like, yeah, everyone has Instagram.
I was like, oh, but you're a monk.

Speaker 2 He's like, I don't get what this has to do with anything. Are you going to follow me or not? And then I thought he was joking.
And then the next day I saw him again.

Speaker 2 And he's like, you didn't follow me. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Did you have to be like silent? Like,

Speaker 6 what were you doing for the week apart from being like the CIA asset that you are?

Speaker 2 I spent a lot of time meditating. I'm going to ignore that comment because I've found inner peace.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 okay, let me put it this way.

Speaker 2 It was interesting to go to a place where they're trying to redefine the very idea of what success is, but from the country level. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 these people, for instance, I played a game of poker where they didn't play with money, they played with push-ups.

Speaker 5 That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 It was actually, can I tell you, it was actually the most stressful game of poker I've ever played.

Speaker 5 That's so good. That's

Speaker 2 like literally you bet and you go, I raise you two push-ups. And someone's like, I raise you two push-ups, six push-ups, eight push-ups.
And then at the end of each round, people are doing push-ups.

Speaker 2 There's no money exchanged. Same game, same enjoyment, but people are doing push-ups.
And you,

Speaker 2 first of all, you'll be shocked at how quickly you start curtailing your gambling when you have to do push-ups. I was like, this could cure Vegas in like a week.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 If you said everyone in Vegas had to do squats or push-ups every time they lost.

Speaker 5 This is the best because now your gambling addiction looks sexy.

Speaker 2 Well, now you'll know who has a gambling addiction, right?

Speaker 5 Like you'll see somebody with just the chest and no arms, and you'll be like, ooh, he's sick.

Speaker 2 He's sick, poorly.

Speaker 5 We need to pray for him because he got no legs, but he got that thick chest.

Speaker 2 That's

Speaker 2 man. You know what?

Speaker 2 I feel enlightened.

Speaker 2 I feel some of that light.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I feel like you're a hater. That's what you are.
I'm not a hater. I really.
I feel like you're a hater. I'm a hater.
I'm always a hater. You're a hater.

Speaker 2 I'm always a hater. Yeah, but you're different.
Josh right now is just that you are being you. Josh has stepped out of himself to step in and hate on me.

Speaker 5 I'm not hating at all. I'm glad that you told me about this, and I will think about it sometimes when I freak out about money.
You know what we're gonna do?

Speaker 2 We're gonna take a little break. When we come back, I will tell you what would have happened to you a few hundred years ago if you had this exact same attitude with me.

Speaker 2 We're gonna continue this conversation right after this short break.

Speaker 2 When was the last time either of you watched or saw an eclipse?

Speaker 5 Today.

Speaker 2 You saw the, you went outside and you. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 Did you have the glasses?

Speaker 5 Look, I'll tell you this right now. Everybody was trashing Trump for looking at the sun, but I almost did it.
I really did because I had the glasses.

Speaker 5 And when the thing was starting, I couldn't see anything because the glasses were so good. Yeah.
And then I started to see a little bit.

Speaker 5 And I was like, I do kind of want to just take them off real quick. Just get a sneak peek.
But did you take them off?

Speaker 2 i did not see no not fit to be president so christiana you when was the last time you saw an eclipse i've never seen an eclipse huh

Speaker 6 yeah i avoid them it feels too spiritual too much of a shift stay in yeah it's it's it's um

Speaker 2 i i will say this it is both the most powerful and meaningless thing i've ever experienced because it was like a it was it was one of those moments where you know seeing everybody

Speaker 2 outside for the same I don't know, there was a, there was a, the last time I saw New York like that was during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 And so in an emotional way, it was, it was really wonderful to see everybody outside for something that wasn't morose, something that wasn't sad, something that it was just people gathered together to look at the sky turn dark for a moment

Speaker 2 and enjoy like everyone. I mean, like construction workers, high school kids.

Speaker 2 Literally, I was riding a bicycle through New York, watching it the whole day. And everyone was just standing on the side of the road with, I don't know where they all got them all, by the way.

Speaker 2 That's, that, I will say, is like weird. I don't know.
Everyone in New York had eclipse glasses, and I don't know where they got them from.

Speaker 5 I don't know where I got mine.

Speaker 2 It's very suspicious. I think a lot of people are going to have some long-term vision problems because nobody knows where they got their glasses.

Speaker 2 But I started reading up on everything that the eclipse has meant for humankind. It's amazing.
Like, like you say, like wars. There was a war that was spoken about like back in the day.

Speaker 2 I think it was the ancient Greeks. And they, they basically, they had a truce because they were just like, yeah, man, even the moon and sun don't want us to fight.
And then they just stopped fighting.

Speaker 2 That's beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's that is so beautiful. And then to you earlier when you were trashing me with my poker push-ups, if this happened back then,

Speaker 2 I could have killed you during an eclipse and no one would have said anything, Josh.

Speaker 5 Why wouldn't wouldn't they have said anything?

Speaker 2 Because it would have happened during an eclipse. And eclipse was what, like, so that's the thing I learned.
The eclipse was the perfect time to end other people.

Speaker 2 Because during that period, you could say you were ending it for the eclipse or because of the eclipse. So if you killed somebody during an eclipse back in the day,

Speaker 2 and then people are like, what did you do? And you like, yo, the demon Bilzebub took over. when the sun was gone.
Okay. And then you say to people, I would never, you know me.
Come on, man.

Speaker 2 You know me. How have I ever killed anyone? Yeah.

Speaker 5 yeah if you killed me over a comment about the poker push-ups you were waiting to kill me like the the eclipse had nothing to do with it oh don't yeah yeah josh please if you haul off and choke me now oh you've been waiting no

Speaker 2 no

Speaker 2 maybe no no

Speaker 2 I don't know. I just, I just liked it.

Speaker 2 I was sad that not everyone got to experience it everywhere in the world because it was just like a moment over the east coast. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, Texas, you know, sort of like the east of, you know, they also didn't all look the same.

Speaker 5 Did you see that? Like the one, the eclipse in Mexico was a little redder than ours.

Speaker 2 That's racist, Josh.

Speaker 2 That's racist.

Speaker 2 And I cannot believe, Josh.

Speaker 2 I cannot believe

Speaker 2 that you would take this moment,

Speaker 2 you would use the eclipse, Josh, to further your ideas

Speaker 2 of superiority and supremacy. Josh just said, y'all ever notice how the Mexican eclipse looks a little red? Wow, Josh.

Speaker 5 I said red or not.

Speaker 2 Wow. I didn't say Josh Johnson.
I didn't say darker.

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 2 Very problematic. Josh Johnson.

Speaker 5 I'm just throwing it out there that everyone doesn't have the same eclipse experience. Why?

Speaker 2 Because the eclipse in Mexico doesn't have a job. Is that what you're saying, Josh?

Speaker 5 I did not say that at all.

Speaker 2 What are you saying, Josh?

Speaker 5 I was just saying that I think it's beautiful that all over the world, just because you're here, this New York eclipse is not the same eclipse as another eclipse and another eclipse some of us josh we don't see colors in eclipse yeah because it's blacked out

Speaker 2 i didn't even see that it was black

Speaker 2 one of the the worst stories and also one of the best stories

Speaker 2 i will preface because it's just it's interesting was christopher columbus right he got to the Caribbean. Him and his men landed on the shore.
The people at the the time, like,

Speaker 2 say Jamaicans for now, like, you know what I mean? The Jamaicans were like, Yo, what are you doing here? And he was like, Well, we're coming here to do our thing. And they were like, No.

Speaker 2 And they had a huge fight. And there was a bit of a war.
And they were winning. And then Christopher Columbus remembered that the eclipse was about to show up in like a few days.

Speaker 2 And then he said to the Jamaicans, he's like, My God will punish all of you. for what you have done if you don't repent.
And the Jamaicans were like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 And then the eclipse happened and the Jamaicans were like, damn, God is on his side.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And the rest is history.

Speaker 5 I mean, I would do something similar just because if you go back to medieval times, the only people who could read were also people in the church. So then a lot of science also came from the church.

Speaker 5 So there were people dabbling in both at the same time.

Speaker 5 And I would be like, oh,

Speaker 5 God, man,

Speaker 2 look at that.

Speaker 5 He heard you owe me the 10.

Speaker 5 Because when I taught God, listen, and I told him how you owe me the 10 and you acted all big and bad. You don't want to pay me back because you're bigger than me.

Speaker 2 You're using an eclipse for $10, Josh?

Speaker 5 Shillings.

Speaker 2 Okay. Probably.
My bad. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I didn't know this. During an eclipse,

Speaker 2 animals don't know what's happening, right? For the most parts. Nocturnal creatures have woken up because they think it's nighttime.
Birds shut up during...

Speaker 2 This happened for real in New York, by the way. I was in a park.
Birds were chirping, chirping, chirping, and then silence.

Speaker 6 Doesn't that creep you guys out? It isn't.

Speaker 2 It is creepy.

Speaker 6 I get so spooked out by no, that's why I stayed in my room. I don't, I don't want to be around it.
I just want to pretend it's not happening.

Speaker 2 What do you, what are you spooked out by?

Speaker 6 I, you know, I was raised by, you know, Africans who believe that Christ rose from the dead in three days.

Speaker 2 So I just like, which is my sense of reality, not like everybody else. I'm not going to heaven.
Nobody at all.

Speaker 6 But like, I'm like, oh my God, I just, that kind of stuff creeps me out.

Speaker 6 My husband's going to be so embarrassed when he listens to this because he was like, you need to believe more in science, which I do. I vaccinate my kids.

Speaker 6 however eclipses creep me out like you being like the birds stop chirping they do yeah they do and animals come out of certain areas i'm like nature is far more powerful than i want it to be i hate nature that's the issue you know when you talk about it being um uh scary or or any of these things in south africa right now there's a there's an ant

Speaker 2 i want to say epidemic if you leave anything anywhere you you've never seen this many ants in your life ever and i when i went home recently, I experienced this first hand.

Speaker 2 It's like Gilligan's Island type ants. Like they will lift you up and they will move you around.

Speaker 2 I'm not even joking. You've never, ever, ever seen this many ants in your life.
Right.

Speaker 2 So everyone in South Africa has been going, why are there so many ants? What's happening? Where are the ants coming from? It seems like the devil, something's going crazy. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And then, like, around the world, there's been all these stories of like either animals acting strange or tides being different.

Speaker 2 Then you had the earthquake, right, in Taiwan. And people were like, oh, yeah, there's earthquakes cut to new york had like a four-point something earthquake

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 people didn't even know which way to go do you run up do you run down do you run

Speaker 5 yeah

Speaker 2 like in la because like if you're in california they tell you what to do when there's an earthquake because they're earthquake ready in new york people just

Speaker 5 yeah we built buildings high all cocky

Speaker 2 yeah but um some some people are saying that the world might be ending

Speaker 5 and uh i don't know i mean i really hope not because things just started to go well for me i need at least four four or five more years of earth and let me see where i take this thing you one of those you're one of those people

Speaker 2 if the if the world was ending and you knew for a fact it was ending in a week would you do anything different in your life

Speaker 2 i would probably

Speaker 6 go to England. That would be it.
But only for a couple of days and then I'd come back. England is kind of like all of a twisty right now.
now, so I wouldn't want to be there.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're going to go there for a few days? The world is ending in a week?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'd go there for a few days and then keep living my life the way I've been living it.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 6 Because I feel like I'm living the life I'm supposed to. Do you know what I mean? I'm raising my kids.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm doing work.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait. You would still go to work.

Speaker 2 You would still go to work if they told you the world is ending in a week. I like writing.

Speaker 6 I actually like my job, Trevor.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 That's not what I'm.

Speaker 5 I'm with you.

Speaker 5 I I think if

Speaker 5 I thought the world was ending in a week, right, I would go, my girlfriend and I would go see my mom, right? I'd go hang out with my mom. I'd do a show in Atlanta.

Speaker 5 Then I would take Sally and my mom to Botan and I would play poker for push-ups

Speaker 5 until my arms fell off, really. Like, I might have a...

Speaker 2 I don't know if I envy you or if I feel sorry for both both of you. The world is ending in a week.
There is no one you would cuss out. There is no thing you would.

Speaker 2 Well, I cuss people out anyway, Trevor. When you live like me,

Speaker 2 just say how you feel. I'm cussing people out.
Okay, that's different.

Speaker 6 I'm YOLO about cussing people out.

Speaker 5 I'd also buy a sword.

Speaker 2 Now, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What kind of sword? What type of sword?

Speaker 5 We are talking a full-on saber.

Speaker 2 Wait, what are you doing with them?

Speaker 5 I'm just walking around with them, letting people know what's up.

Speaker 6 Trevor, what would would you do?

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 2 If there was a week left,

Speaker 2 okay, there's a few things I would do. I would take crack.
I would take heroin. You would take crack.

Speaker 5 That's wow. Take crack is.

Speaker 2 What do you mean? Sounds like somebody that's never done crack.

Speaker 2 I've never done crack crack.

Speaker 5 No, no, that's the most CIA thing you've ever said. I would take crack.

Speaker 2 I would take crack.

Speaker 5 This is, I feel like you were.

Speaker 2 What do you do? You smoke crack.

Speaker 5 I can't believe you sound like the most wired up person right there. I would take crack.

Speaker 2 You smoke crack yesterday. How the difference is taking crack? Because you don't.

Speaker 5 Imagine if I was like, I'm about to partake in some alcohol.

Speaker 2 It sounds like Josh. That's what you say every weekend when we go out.
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 No, no, I've never said that. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 Take crack. You said I will unleash myself upon other people.

Speaker 5 If I took you somewhere right now, if I took you where I grew up, right? So we go to like the Sonia quarters of Alexandria, Louisiana, right?

Speaker 5 And if you say to the dealer, I'd like to take crack, we will be shot.

Speaker 5 We will be shot so fast.

Speaker 2 All right, fine. I will smoke crack.
Thank you. And I will smoke heroin.

Speaker 5 No, you can't smoke heroin, but you gotta

Speaker 2 reject heroin.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Trevor,

Speaker 2 I told you he's CIA. I knew that.
If I was CIA, I would know all these things.

Speaker 2 I would know all of these things.

Speaker 5 You're too busy going to Butan and okay.

Speaker 2 Okay, look, either way. So I would do heroin.
I would do crack. I would take a shit on the sidewalk.
This is something I've I've always wanted to do.

Speaker 2 I just think there's some occasions where you're like going somewhere. And then you, I hate the whole like, do you have a bathroom? Can I use your bath?

Speaker 2 And then they give you that giant key with the heavy thing on it. And now you're at their mercy.
And then you have to buy something. Do you want the code for the door?

Speaker 2 I just think sometimes it would be nice, just like a dog, to just like find a spot, do your thing, look at people while doing it, and just keep on moving. The world is ending in a week.

Speaker 2 Remember, all of this is happening. I would do that.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's just a 6'5, like a 6'5 dude.

Speaker 5 I'm gonna act like I want a high five, right? Because they love that. Because they think I can't reach.
They think it's like touching the rim. So then they're gonna do this, right?

Speaker 5 And then right when they do this, I'm gonna punch them in the ball as hard as I can.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 yeah. And that is my height doubled over.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, man.
You know who is 6'5?

Speaker 2 You could try that with is The Rock.

Speaker 5 You know, this is the thing. Save that thought.

Speaker 2 okay because we're going to talk about him after this

Speaker 2 don't go anywhere because we got more what now after this

Speaker 2 so if if you haven't followed the story and you've somehow managed to avoid it so dwayne the rock johnson made a special appearance at wrestlemania he's he came back to compete what he's he's 51 now so it's pretty special came back to compete wrestlemania is really taxing the The last time he was there, he got badly injured.

Speaker 2 Anyway, he goes back.

Speaker 2 It's triumphant. It's an amazing return.
But this thing gets overshadowed by the fact that The Rock goes on Fox News and says that he will not be endorsing Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 Right. Everyone goes crazy.
People, obviously, Fox fans are like, yeah, that's it. Joe Biden is a screw up and screw him.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then people, you know, who are pro-Joe Biden are like, why would you do that to us, The Rock? You

Speaker 2 Okay, here's what's weird to me. A few things.
First of all,

Speaker 2 he says he's not endorsing Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 And he says he's no longer endorsing anyone. So he's also not endorsing Donald Trump.
So I don't understand why that's not a headline.

Speaker 5 But for some people, it's an addition by subtraction.

Speaker 5 So they're like, you endorse Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 And now you're not announcing.

Speaker 5 And now you're not. So you're at least coming closer to me is how people

Speaker 2 see it. I see that.
I see that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It kind of worries, it worries me a lot that people take their voting guidance from

Speaker 2 a wrestler turned actor turned turned businessman turned everything yo like guys once once donald trump once donald trump became president

Speaker 2 all bets were off sure like i'm sure i think yes i'm biased because the rock was on this podcast i am biased because i've spoken to him but i think he would be more considerate as a president than many presidents america's had I think that that would be incidental.

Speaker 5 I think that if you, how about this?

Speaker 5 I don't know how to fly a plane. So no matter the intent I have,

Speaker 5 when I try to take off, I'm still going to kill everybody when we try to land.

Speaker 5 So just because he's more considerate doesn't mean he's more polished, doesn't mean that he's more understanding of policy. You know?

Speaker 6 Guys, I hate the celebrification of politics. I despise it.

Speaker 2 I agree with you.

Speaker 6 I hate that people take so much guidance from like,

Speaker 6 it drives me up the wall that people even care what he thinks about politics.

Speaker 6 Like, I really would like wrestling guidance from him, working out guidance from him, business advice from him, but I don't necessarily need his opinion on how I should vote in a school board election.

Speaker 6 And the fact that so many people do care what The Rock thinks, very worrying.

Speaker 2 Well, we're in a bad way, guys. First of all, he is the people's champ.
Let's start with that.

Speaker 2 He's the champ of the people. But secondly, no, but here's where I'll give him credit.
He's never told anybody how to vote. In fact, he's done quite the opposite.

Speaker 2 Even in this interview, he's essentially saying, he's essentially saying he doesn't want to participate in politics anymore because he saw that all it did last time was basically just get him hates.

Speaker 5 But I would say,

Speaker 5 this is my thing with that.

Speaker 5 I have no problem with anything he said except for that.

Speaker 5 Because the thing about division that I think a lot of people don't understand, and I'm not trying to take him specifically to task, but I want to use...

Speaker 2 Take him to task, Jeff.

Speaker 5 Okay, I do. Oh, go for it.

Speaker 2 He's not here. What's he going to do?

Speaker 5 Yeah, come here. He won't.

Speaker 2 Beat you up?

Speaker 2 Yeah. I hope you got your saber ready.

Speaker 5 You look at the Rock. The Rock is from Hawaii, right?

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 5 Okay, so he's from Hawaii.

Speaker 5 And there are both people in terms of politicians and people in terms of corporations that want to take as much land as they can from the people of Hawaii and use it for other things and don't care what happens to the people.

Speaker 5 I imagine he would stand against something like that.

Speaker 2 Okay, right.

Speaker 5 So when he stands against something like that, he's not causing division because that's what someone would say.

Speaker 5 They'd be like, oh, we're just trying to bring jobs to Hawaii and you're over here causing division.

Speaker 6 Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 And so I think him endorsing Biden,

Speaker 5 I think that like that didn't, to me, cause division. He just said who he was voting for and to your point, didn't tell anybody else who to vote for.

Speaker 5 But now he's worried about causing division by just saying

Speaker 5 what he's doing and I and I do think that a little bit of that is worrying about the check first.

Speaker 2 I don't think I don't but I think I think I think what he's saying is he's causing division in his life. I don't think he was saying he caused division out there.

Speaker 2 He's just causing division amongst his fans and his people and you know I don't think division is intrinsically a bad thing, right?

Speaker 6 It's just how we deal with division and how we deal with conflict. So I

Speaker 6 didn't, that kind of rubbed me that part where he's like, oh, it caused division and cool. I just think those conflicts can be useful.

Speaker 6 My real issue comes back to, I do not believe in the theater of public ideas that we have. I agree.
That the rock's opinion should hold that much weight.

Speaker 6 It really worries me because there are, like, for instance, if you are a mother that you send your kid to your local public school, if you're in an area that's deprived and you're dealing with bad roads and bad schools and you know, how it bad housing, we don't care what those people think.

Speaker 6 And those people have opinions about who their elected official should be, right? And I think we listen to the wrong people in this country. And it's not just unique to the US.

Speaker 6 Around the world, there's become this celebrification of who I want to take my political opinions from an influencer on Instagram. I don't care what that Instagram thinks about some sort of conflict.

Speaker 2 What the hell do you know?

Speaker 6 Why do you have to pop it? You know what I mean? I think we just demand this. I feel actually bad for The Rock that we demand this of him to endorse somebody.

Speaker 2 I agree with that. Because I don't think he knows any better than anyone.

Speaker 6 And that's what kind of annoys me. It doesn't, I don't actually care who he votes for.

Speaker 6 I care that we demand somebody like that to actually say what they feel politically because I don't think they're any more sophisticated than your average person.

Speaker 2 And maybe we should listen to experts.

Speaker 6 That maybe be a good thing.

Speaker 2 I also think,

Speaker 2 and maybe

Speaker 2 this was taken or this was inspired a little bit by the eclipse.

Speaker 2 I do feel like maybe, just maybe, we should consider the possibility that it is better for some things in society to remain

Speaker 2 impartial slash,

Speaker 2 you know,

Speaker 2 non-party affiliated slash.

Speaker 2 I think it might be nice for the world to just go, the rock is just the rock. Whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, the rock is just the rock.

Speaker 2 Maybe it's nice to just, you know, share these things as people and not have.

Speaker 2 Because to your point, Christiana, if we don't want or think that these people should have an outsize influence in how people vote or don't vote, then maybe there's some merits to them just being the thing that brings people together.

Speaker 2 Like imagine it's during the eclipse. At the peak of the eclipse, all of a sudden the eclipse was like, vote Trump.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 First of all, I'm voting Trump. I'm just going to let you all know that it's happening.
Yo, the eclipse said it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And now as Trevor, there's a part of me that'll be like, what does the son know about American politics? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I'm on the other side.

Speaker 6 I'm actually on the, like, I believe the inverse. I don't think we need to depoliticize any celebrity.
I don't think you need to depoliticize yourself.

Speaker 6 I think people need to accept that we're more than our, it gets complicated. That you can really like the rock

Speaker 2 as an actor. It's hard.
It is hard, but you can like him as an actor. You can like him.
It's hard.

Speaker 6 You like him as a father and his work, but you may not like his politics. because it's just like, that's what it is.

Speaker 6 There are people who I know, like politically, I really agree with them, but I think they're kind of bad people. I don't like them.

Speaker 2 I don't want to be in a dinner party with them.

Speaker 6 Even though their politics on paper, we agree completely. But I'm like, I actually don't think you're a decent human being.

Speaker 6 And I think we need to be able to allow for that in a society where we're like.

Speaker 6 Okay, the rock votes for so-and-so. Does it change how I feel about his work a bit? But I have to accept that's who he is.
And I think if we could live in that nuance, it'd probably be a better world.

Speaker 2 Here's what, okay, here, here's, I, I, I agree with the sentiment of what you're saying.

Speaker 2 The reason I don't think we can do that is because politics fundamentally at some point makes some people feel, whether it's real or not, that their lives are being threatened. Right.

Speaker 2 So I think it's hard to say to people,

Speaker 2 hey, ignore how The Rock or somebody else is voting or has voted when you believe that their politics inherently threatens who you are. Like actually,

Speaker 6 I'm not saying to ignore it. I'm not saying to ignore it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but

Speaker 2 I'm saying

Speaker 2 you might have an ability that most human beings do not. The ability to ignore or to be able to put aside how somebody has voted,

Speaker 2 I don't know how many people.

Speaker 6 No, I include it in the,

Speaker 6 I don't put it aside. I think that's

Speaker 6 like the sum of it part. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's part of the thing, right?

Speaker 2 I'm saying that's special.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 It's just, no, I don't, I just think, I think if we're gonna be really human and accept the messiness of what a human being is, you're gonna know it's not always gonna be coherent.

Speaker 6 And I think we live in a time where people don't want to live with that incoherence or that paradox and they want to pretend that people are just one thing.

Speaker 2 So here's the thing. I agree.
That's why I say I agree with the sentiment completely. But

Speaker 2 growing up in South Africa was interesting and weird for me in that like I got to see democracy for the first time in a country. Not many people have lived through that experience, right?

Speaker 2 So in South Africa, in 1994, we had our first elections ever where everybody could vote. And I remember I was a child and it was the biggest thing ever.

Speaker 2 Lines that, I mean, like, it looked like the whole of South Africa was going to a Taylor Swift concert. Let's put it that way.
All right. The biggest message was, your vote is your secret.

Speaker 2 Your vote is your secret. And I remember I didn't understand.
I was like, why should your vote be a secret?

Speaker 2 I mean, like, and it was almost agreed on all the black people were voting for the anc because this was the party that had liberated them etc

Speaker 2 but still people were like your vote is your secret your vote is your secret and i remember asking it was a teacher or somebody i was like why is your vote your secret and they were like because

Speaker 2 if people know how you vote you may not be able to continue voting that way

Speaker 2 because they might want to kill you or threaten you. And obviously in South Africa, we had a lot of political violence, right?

Speaker 2 But the thing that stuck with me was just this idea

Speaker 2 of how,

Speaker 2 I don't know, it's a weird thing. In many ways, I think of it like this.

Speaker 2 Politics is a lot like sex. Everyone has their own proclivities.
There may be things that you believe in politically that I don't agree with or that are strange to me.

Speaker 2 But I think if we know all of these things about each other, it's a lot harder for us to exist in a society where we take each other

Speaker 2 as whole human beings.

Speaker 2 It'll be very hard to look at Josh the same way when you know that he uses a saber during sex.

Speaker 5 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, when you know I have that thing.

Speaker 2 It's like it just changes how you are with people.

Speaker 2 And I don't know.

Speaker 2 I feel like one of the things that's hurt America is the fact that now people start conversations with their political affiliation. Whereas before,

Speaker 2 I remember even in my lifetime, it used to be a thing where people didn't, if you said, how did you vote? They'd be like, well, come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, that's not how I.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it used to be more like sex.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
People would just.

Speaker 5 So what position? Exactly.

Speaker 2 Oh, hey, hey, that's between me and my wife. Yeah.
You know, that's a, I don't think that's appropriate. Yeah.
And I think there's something valuable in that.

Speaker 2 I think there's something valuable in us not knowing how every

Speaker 2 only because, only because politics is inherently a polarizing thing. And I think there's something valuable in living in a society where we go, I don't know how you vote.

Speaker 2 Let's go and vote honestly in private and then let's see what the country and the people actually feel like and then we work from there. Does that make sense?

Speaker 5 No, it does it does make sense. And I think that when it comes to The Rock or any other celebrity, there's two main things at play.

Speaker 5 One is that there's no way word for it, but it's basically we want every great athlete to be Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 5 Because Muhammad Ali took everything that he had as far as like clout, as far as fame and everything, and he put it towards things that he believed in. And he gave speeches.

Speaker 5 And he happened to be a great orator. And he happened to be well-read.
So it's like we kind of got everything all at once, but then you turn to the next boxer next to him, right?

Speaker 5 So second best boxer in the world. And he's like, I punch.

Speaker 5 That's really all I do. Right.
And that was, that was okay at that time. Like, Muhammad Ali was doing all these big things that were outside the arena of sport.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 And other, other boxers were just sport, right? But I think that now, and I mean, I'm kind kind of coming down on myself and just the whole country. We don't love to like read or find these people.

Speaker 5 So then it's kind of easier to package them in people we are already watching.

Speaker 5 Like you're already watching WrestleMania more than you're watching a debate about Israel-Palestine with two people who are experts on the history and the politics.

Speaker 5 So then if The Rock says something about Israel-Palestine, you're more inclined to listen because you're already watching him.

Speaker 2 I hear what you're saying, but I think what we should never take for granted is the power of embodiment.

Speaker 2 This is a man who has come from nothing, has worked really hard physically and mentally, and he's brought people together.

Speaker 2 And, you know, he exists in different worlds, and he is also a biracial human being who's combined, you know, America, but then also this Samoan heritage. And it's all these things.

Speaker 2 Do you know what I mean? So there's all these pieces that sort of come together. And I think that embodiment makes people go, that is what we want our country to represent.

Speaker 2 Like one of the weirdest thoughts I've had is I've gone, I sometimes feel like America could do with a royal family as well. Like America should actually get a royal family.

Speaker 2 Because I sometimes think what happens in America is America's looking for the embodiment of what America is.

Speaker 2 And they're putting that on the president, but that job is really just supposed to be like an administrative role. You're the regional manager and you manage a region called America.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 I think the royal family and this idea of an embodiment is a good one because

Speaker 6 I think,

Speaker 6 as much as embodiment, I think there is a certain type of American and a certain type of Brit who needs a public figure that makes them feel like the country is harmonious. Yes.

Speaker 6 And the royal family is a great example because when I really, really think about the royal family and the fact that I speak with this accent, it's a result of trauma and pain.

Speaker 6 You came to West Africa and you plundered it. You created Nigeria.
You raped it. And you put your face on our money.
And then the country is in such a bad state.

Speaker 6 My grandparents and people like my grandparents and parents had to move to a different country, right? And when my parents were born, they were born under colonial rule.

Speaker 6 They were born before Nigeria had become independent.

Speaker 6 So for some British people who can sing Royal Britannia and who can sing God Save the Queen and now God Save the King, when they see the royal family, they do see that embodiment.

Speaker 6 They see that fantasy of harmony. But underneath it, underneath these symbols, whatever they are, whether it's the rock or the royal family or a president, there's always something darker there.

Speaker 6 Even the rock, he may not show us his darkness, but there is an inherent conflict in him. But people want this fantasy of embodiment and harmony.

Speaker 6 And I think the rock is actually the perfect example because him saying, do you know what?

Speaker 6 I'm going to shut up, that does embody what a lot of America is doing right now, where they're like, I'm just going to keep what I really think to myself rather than be able to live in the discomfort and have the messy conversations.

Speaker 2 Okay, so let me ask you both that question then. Do you think that

Speaker 2 do you think that

Speaker 2 the idea

Speaker 2 of

Speaker 2 cancel culture/slash wokeness?

Speaker 2 I mean, like, let's just use these terms loosely and throw them around because we can debate forever about, I mean, I have my thoughts, you have your thoughts, et cetera. But

Speaker 2 do you think there could be some merit to maybe having like a, I know this sounds weird, but maybe like an amnesty where we say like everyone can say what they want, like a purge.

Speaker 2 Everyone can say what they want for one day.

Speaker 2 Maybe let's say like every two months or every three months. We hold nothing against you, but you can come out and say it.

Speaker 2 And because then maybe there's like a release valve, because it seems like people might vote

Speaker 2 a lot louder than they speak. And that could be causing causing a bit of a problem because it surprises you when it happens.

Speaker 5 Okay, I'll pitch you that that thing already exists and exists all the time and it goes by anonymity on the internet.

Speaker 5 I think that people are consistently voicing everything that they think behind an avatar.

Speaker 5 Like, I don't think that there's this story that we tell ourselves so we don't have to feel as bad later that the internet got us all riled up and made us do whatever to this person as far as cancellation.

Speaker 5 Whatever it is.

Speaker 2 I hear you.

Speaker 5 I think that by and large, everyone already felt that way and then they just let it out.

Speaker 2 So I agree and I disagree. I think the internet creates an environment where people are prone to let out a part of what they think, but it is not them and it is not how they fully think.

Speaker 2 I think there are a lot of people on the internet who say things just because it's what's happening and people are going crazy.

Speaker 2 There is a part of you that is caught up in the moment that isn't a representation of all of you, whether it's a collective fear, whether it's a collective anger, whether it's a collective joy.

Speaker 2 Sometimes 100,000 people are storming and they're terrified and you're there and you're like, I'm also terrified. But you weren't really as afraid as maybe you would have been on your own.

Speaker 2 Does that make sense? Yes. And I think what the internet has done is it's created an environment.
where people express a part of themselves that is welcomed by the group and the mob.

Speaker 2 And then what happens is because of the internet and because of the platform and the way it looks, we are only exposed to that in a collective. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Half the people who are like racist on the internet, and I know this is a strong thing to say, I think half of those people aren't even like real-life racists.

Speaker 2 Like they just found a place where they can go out and say something that'll hurt someone and then they sort of get to put it away.

Speaker 6 I'm in between both of you, actually.

Speaker 6 I think there's something to Josh saying that the internet brings stuff out of you.

Speaker 6 I I think, Trevor, to your like thought experiment of that day where you can say whatever you want, it's actually very hard in person to say something really degrading to a stranger.

Speaker 6 Even if you're going to say a bad thing, you're not going to say the worst thing as you would on a

Speaker 6 in-between phase of like radical honesty, but when you do it in person, I think you're more careful because then you're just seeing the person's physical reaction.

Speaker 6 And like most people aren't sociopaths. If you see that you've said something that's hurt someone, you're going to react to it and it changes the whole interaction.

Speaker 6 Whereas when you're on online and you're just being super rude and it's your lower self, you don't actually have to see the person on the other side of the screen.

Speaker 6 So, to merge your ideas, I think there should be a day where we can be radically transparent and honest about our politics. But you have to do it across from the table with someone

Speaker 6 and sit in their reaction.

Speaker 2 And from there, that's where it gets interesting.

Speaker 5 Everybody should say how they really feel in punching distance.

Speaker 2 I like this.

Speaker 2 We should create this. We create a safe environment

Speaker 2 where once, let's start with once a year

Speaker 2 pilot program.

Speaker 2 We bring everybody together. So we bring those people to the rock, face to face.
And we're like, here he is. Here is Dwayne.
Speak to him.

Speaker 2 Tell him how you feel about him and his politics and his endorsements. Mr.

Speaker 5 Rock.

Speaker 5 Mr. Rock, I may have said some things in the past that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we just put people face to face and then

Speaker 2 we see what happens yeah yeah everyone

Speaker 2 say what you're gonna say to people's faces

Speaker 2 online let's just be nice yeah yeah yeah and if you see the rock and you want to tell him some shit make sure that you're within punching distance yeah yeah absolutely and his and his punching distance is quite far so i will i will probably cheat and take an extra step back

Speaker 6 well it was fun chatting with you guys yeah great to see you man i want to go to baton now trevor I'm jealous. I want to go to the monastery and meet them.

Speaker 2 They don't allow women there. All right, well, it's been fun chatting to you all.
Let's have a fantastic time this week.

Speaker 2 Bury the lead, baby. No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to throw a grenade into your world before I said goodbye. I was just like, what is the one thing I could say to you that would spoil this image? Yeah, you know me too well.

Speaker 2 You know me too well.

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