What Now Is Back!
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ABC Wednesday, Shifting Gears is back. He has arisen.
Tim Allen and Cat Dennings return in television's number one new comedy. What what?
Speaker 1 With a star-studded premiere, including Jenna Elfman, Nancy Travis, and
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hey, buddy! A big home improvement reunion. Welcome.
Oh, boy. That guy's a tool.
Speaker 1 Shifting Gears, season premiere Wednesday, 8-7 Central on ABC, and stream on Hulu.
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See Mintmobile.com. Wow, we jumped straight into it.
Welcome to the podcast. Oh, wait, we're rolling.
Speaker 1 If you had millions of people saying, you know what, you're running for office, you damn well better give me health care is a human right. And I want that in the first month of your presidency.
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You know what? Millions of people say, you'll have it. You can throw food at a bear.
You got to throw pussy at a man.
Speaker 1 I care about creating technologies
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that reduce human suffering. What do you think that says about the Democratic Party, though? Nothing good.
It says that they're cowards. Scott, please don't say it has like a racist history.
Speaker 1 I'm at a FedEx office at seven o'clock in the morning, the morning of my daily show audition, printing Confederate flags
Speaker 1 onto stickers
Speaker 1 and fitting.
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This one's too big. I need to print another.
As always.
Speaker 1 Not all men, but a lot.
Speaker 1 Acting like we know more than we do.
Speaker 1 Can I tell you what's funny is tell me
Speaker 1 your legs in the air
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you make me picture my legs in the air. That's what I hate about what you did to me there.
That's what good friends are for. That's what you did to me there.
Speaker 1 I think you split my brain in 15 pieces.
Speaker 1 It's a brand new season of What Now, new episodes coming out September 18th.
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