What Now Is Back!

ABC Wednesday, Shifting Gears is back.

He has arisen.

Tim Allen and Cat Dennings return in television's number one new comedy.

What what?

With a star-studded premiere, including Jenna Elfman, Nancy Travis, and

hey, buddy!

A big home improvement reunion.

Welcome.

Oh, boy.

That guy's a tool.

Shifting Gears, season premiere Wednesday, 8-7 Central on ABC, and stream on Hulu.

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Wow, we jumped straight into it.

Welcome to the podcast.

Oh, wait, we're rolling.

If you had millions of people saying, you know what, you're running for office, you damn well better give me health care is a human right.

And I want that in the first month of your presidency.

You know what?

Millions of people say, you'll have it.

You can throw food at a bear.

You got to throw pussy at a man.

I care about creating technologies

that reduce human suffering.

What do you think that says about the Democratic Party, though?

Nothing good.

It says that they're cowards.

Scott, please don't say it has like a racist history.

I'm at a FedEx office at seven o'clock in the morning, the morning of my daily show audition, printing Confederate flags

onto stickers

and fitting.

This one's too big.

I need to print another.

As always.

Not all men, but a lot.

Acting like we know more than we do.

Can I tell you what's funny is tell me

your legs in the air

you make me picture my legs in the air.

That's what I hate about what you did to me there.

That's what good friends are for.

That's what you did to me there.

I think you split my brain in 15 pieces.

It's a brand new season of What Now, new episodes coming out September 18th.

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