The New Aunty Donna

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Welcome to the new

Welcome to the new era of Auntie Donna.

Over 400 episodes of history, passion, love,

everything you love about Auntie Donna, repackaged and reborn.

This is the new era of Auntie Donna.

Welcome, one of the three members of Auntie Donna,

Broden Kelly.

Oh hi hair, thanks for having me.

And the second member of Auntie Donna,

Mark Bolano.

Here I am.

I'm ready to talk, ready to kick off this new era.

Last but not least, he was the one that drove the first era into the ground.

And now he's ready to revitalize it yet again.

The leader of the new era, it's Zach.

All hail, Zach.

Hello.

All hail our new leader, Zach, who is here to take the Auntie Donna podcast in its exciting new direction.

Now, you may have noticed we haven't changed, the background hasn't changed, the way we've shot it hasn't changed, clothes, clothes,

last week.

But there is a little bit of music playing, and also I'm bringing in energy.

Yeah, that's right, nothing has changed because the new era is not about clothes, backgrounds, it's about attitude and also a bit of music in the background.

It's the new Auntie Donna.

All right, all right.

Okay, stop the music, Lindsay.

Now, I just...

Just quickly.

Yeah.

Would have a conversation about what the new hero was going to be before

we started doing it.

Would have it helped.

I'm just asking if it would have helped.

As the leader of the new era, I need you to have faith in me.

Oh, man.

I've misplaced my faith before in the past.

Oh, that was the old era.

I would die for you, Zach.

You would die for me.

That's right.

Oh, hell, the leader of the new era.

You've gone in hard.

You've gone in hard with the faith.

I would die for Zach in this new era.

He is our leader.

Unless you fall in line, I will kill you.

Don't listen to Mark.

No, you die for him, not kill for him.

Don't listen to Mark.

He puts ideas in your head.

Ideas about the old era, the old ways.

This is the new new era i am the leader of the old era and all must fall in line or die i am on board with the new era my question simply was to question is to doubt to doubt is to not be a true believer in the new era i can't ask any questions you just got to get on board i am on board i am

i'm sorry mark now sometimes the ways of the new era can be threatening and scary yeah and obviously there are

worries about asking questions.

I don't want you putting ideas in my followers' minds, but if you have questions, of course, I welcome all questions in the new era.

He's so humble, the leader.

Yes, let's talk.

Let us talk, converse.

This is the way of the new era.

Right.

So what?

What is the new era?

Just break it down into two or three dot points for someone who doesn't know.

Let's say we're talking to the audience who have undoubtedly halved.

Say we're talking to them.

Fuck the old ones.

Let them go.

Yeah.

Because we will rebuild, Mark.

Okay.

We will rebuild stronger, funnier, and greater than the old era ever was.

And maybe with a little bit of new artwork, even just changing like the hue.

The old era cared about artwork backdrops and changing our clothes.

And neither does the new, apparently.

The new era does not.

the new era is not concerned with such material things.

Broden gets it, don't you, Broden?

Yes, great leader.

All right.

So your question, Mark, what is your question, Mark?

Just

sum up how the new era differs from the old era.

Just the top line.

You want answers, don't you?

Not answers.

Not answers.

No, you just want a quick, easy fix.

No, not the quick, easy fix.

You just want me to tell you, oh, it's all going to be okay.

well that's that's the old era way of thinking okay you want to

era way of thinking

knows that there is joy

that there is happiness in in the journey of discovery yeah

the old era this cunt does not sound on board the old era i'm on board yeah you better be because the old era we were questioning doubting asking all these questions but don't you feel that joy oh yeah i do that joy of discovery, that joy of knowing that I don't know as much as the leader knows.

And even the leader doesn't know as much as the great new era energy knows.

Yeah.

That energy, that lifeblood that flows within us, around us, and comes from the center of the earth.

Yeah.

It was born when the earth was just...

spinning dust.

It came together, it formed for us.

That's science.

The way you're talking, I feel like at some point you're gonna

try and fuck me.

Sure,

sure.

There is some

we have some.

I'm not here to talk about how silence, Mark.

The leader is talking.

Sorry, I'm listening.

It just, it's the vibe that, like, this is all leading down a path where we go into like an old like dance hall, like a rehearsal studio where people dance and there's mirrors.

And you turn the lights down and

we have to fuck each other.

You don't have to do anything.

Okay.

But if the energy of the life force that comes.

Oh fuck you Zach.

There we go.

Thank you.

But that's okay.

You know?

We're all on our different journeys.

Broden is a level seven new era.

Oh, there are levels?

Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm level seven.

What level am I?

You're not even on the ladder, man.

Okay.

Because you doubt.

Because you have the old era ways in you, you know?

Which are.

Oh,

oh, I want to question everything.

I want to make things funny.

When you have a can of drink,

how do you drink it?

From the source hole up the top.

After I.

The sauce hole.

That's the thing I like.

The source.

SO, you are C-E.

Like the soul.

The source.

The source of the sauce.

The sauce hole.

The sauce hole.

Like the source of where you get.

The source of the sauce.

Right.

The sauce comes out, the sauce hole.

And how do you drink it

with my mouth

you don't use anything

my lips

oh mark mark mark as you can see level seven he

strawberry

there are multiple ways There are multiple ways.

You can also tip it into a cup and drink it from there.

Yeah, okay.

So

from where you begun thinking there was no way to drink from the can, you've found three ways.

The old era has one way of drinking from the can, which is

just your mouth for the sauce hole.

But look at this.

Broden's only level seven, and already he understands, he knows there are.

Multiple three, there's three ways.

Well, Broden, here's the thing.

There's more than three.

Infinite ways.

Infinite ways you can drink that drink.

Wow.

If you've got a set of keys, you can create your own sauce hole down the bottom.

Drink the whole thing in one big goo.

And you would when when you slam your keys violently into the can oh these old ways of thinking but i love you mark and i forgive you all right i forgive you for bringing this energy into here trying to get in broden's ears how would you drink out of a 600 mil bottle of coke

uh

where am i subway subway like the new york subway no subway restaurant like in south melbourne 600 mils yeah so just that's room temperature full strength coke that's a big in the fridge one, right?

Rotate the stock.

So the cold ones are at the back.

Okay, because like the two litre is.

No, no, no.

A 600 mil is not the not the 390.

More than a can, but still for one.

So it's the bottle.

600.

600 mil.

There's multiple, there's can, there's bottle.

Smallest bottle, not smallest bottle, but you know, small, 390.

Yeah.

And then large, which is 600 mil.

And then you're thinking of 1.25 litre.

1.25.

I was thinking of 1.2 miles.

1.25 is for friends.

What do you you mean you share a 1.25

over a few days i thought you went you went along not after a few days yeah i think you don't give a 1.25 you're drinking in one night but with with a friend or two but if you live alone broden i'm sorry master

it's okay even broden you must drink 1.25 with friends over one night okay idiot all right i don't drink stuff two bottles of 600 mil I don't like two bottles of 600 mil if you want to drink over multiple nights.

You know this.

Broden milk is the size of a a 600 mil now.

I understand.

Well, I have a...

No, I'm a little confused because I have a 500 mil thing of

body wash in my

shower.

The new era.

And the new era doesn't touch anything

between 300 mil and 600 mil.

It doesn't.

Exist well with the energy that emanates from the earth and within us all.

All right.

Just stop at the questions.

Always.

You ask and ask and ask.

But I wouldn't drink a 600 mil bottle of coke.

Yeah, and that's why if you keep with this, and I'm hearing, and you're making Broden very uncomfortable.

I'm okay with being challenged.

I, you know this.

You're so humble.

I love to have debates.

I'll often invite many women from the...

Many women from the new Auntie Donna era into

my office after my lectures and my talks.

And we'll debate through the night.

Wow.

We'll debate through the night, and I let them question.

And I love to think about all these ideas.

Yeah.

Right?

But Broden is only level seven.

He can't handle this.

My wife often gets advice from leader Zach.

She goes into those.

The lectures, yes.

Yeah.

And she has had three of my children.

Because they fuck.

I knew there was weird sex shit going on.

Wow, no, I did.

I know.

It's for the journey, for the group, for Auntie Donna, Mark.

need we need more of Zach's children within the Auntie Donna movement in order to spread the word this podcast era started 30 minutes ago the Patreon is at the highest numbers it's ever been yes yes right now and I would happily without a great leader would that happen I would happily lose all of them all of them no let's let's chill out all of them

it's a cornerstone of our uh let's just chill out I'll find you.

Go on, Zach, Leader Zach.

I propose a new Patreon structure.

One where instead of giving, what is it, $6.90 or something around that, the U.S.

exchange rate of $6.90, instead of thousands of people giving $6.90, I ask the true believers, the true believers of the new anti-Donna era to give 100% of their income to the Patreon.

100%,

and

you will never be wanting.

you will always have a bed to sleep you will always have books to read ideas to discuss and your wives will always be pregnant

perpetually pregnant

now it's not like the old podcasts

very different this is very different let me ask you a question not even on the or not even on a level at all yeah when you go to a fish and chip shop and get a minimum chips how many chips do you think that is

like an exact number of

approximation.

Not fries.

What?

Chips.

No, but you know what I mean.

I pity you.

It's the smallest amount they're willing to give.

What?

What?

What?

Sorry, go what?

What was that?

The minimum chips.

My answer is it's...

My answer is the minimum amount.

I'm starting to...

I'm starting to doubt the leader.

The more he talks, I think you need to leave your wife.

Broden left his wife, has he?

I think you need to leave your wife, find a new wife among the congregation.

I don't want to leave my wife.

You're going to have to if she doubts.

And then I, and then I'll, I'll, your new wife will already be pregnant.

This is based off real groups,

usually in America.

Yeah.

But I'm having doubts about Zachary.

Yeah, because it's.

His power is gone.

It started just with...

Like the first six months of working with Zach was mostly can drink questions.

Yeah, right.

I I was so on board with that.

Really?

But now focused on drinking questions.

He's giving me a wife and then he keeps impregnating my wife.

And now he's asking me to allow him to do the same.

Now,

how on board are you out of 10 with this guy?

I wasn't on board at the start.

And I don't know if you could be less on board than I was, but somehow it's gotten there.

Just between you and I, I'm starting to have doubt.

And if you want to run for leader, you've got my backing.

Well, look, I'm already president of Auntie Donner.

I don't know if I have the mental capacity to be both president Auntie Donna and the leader of the podcast.

It's a very important tenant.

Sorry, I listened to all of that.

Oh, I hear all of you.

I hear all.

I mean, yes, I hear all.

He has microphones everywhere.

I

think it is an important tenet, and it always has been an important part of the Auntie Donna culture that we separate government and faith.

And I do not think we, I think, I know you're feeling funny about me right now, but I think that having the president of Auntie Donna also be the head of the new Auntie Donna movement could be very dangerous.

Don't worry, I'll be exhausted.

I'll be too tired to do the present work if I have to fuck all these wives.

You don't have to do that.

You could be a leader for truth.

No, no, no, no.

That's the one bit that I do feel like.

Does the podcast have to be this weird culty sort of multiple wives thing?

It's just the wife thing, I think.

You want two wives?

Would that help you stay?

No, I'm fine.

I'll give you a second wife.

That's a lot of admin.

Okay, when we come back from the ad break.

Oh, God.

Wait, that was 15 minutes.

Yeah.

Zach will be revealing the ultimate truth of the new Anti-Donna movement.

Oh.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome back.

Oh, hail, Zach.

Oh, hail, Zach.

Keep talking.

Keep talking, and I'll see how I'm going.

I was sent to this earth for three reasons.

By who?

By the earth energy from the center of the earth, from dust.

I was

asked you a quick question.

Yeah.

Separate because you're the space guy.

Is the middle of the earth full of lava?

What do you mean?

I just remembered that.

Is that right?

I think it's more like magma.

Someone listening will know the answer more than it.

Me.

But is that true?

What is in the middle?

How can it be through in the middle?

I'm not laughing.

It's just lava.

Because of the pressure.

Pressure.

So the pressure is so hot that then.

What pressure?

The pressure of gravity is so hot and all the stuff on top of it is so hot that it is a liquid.

But then at the center center, it's something more like a solid ball again.

Because it's so hot, it's solid.

No, because then the pressure is so great, it's like locked into like, it's almost like a solid.

Wow.

But it's all kind of like a gumball, like a fancy hot.

Like a fancy gum ball.

Very hot.

You know those fancy gumballs, you get the liquid center.

But it's not a liquid center.

But it's also not a solid center.

It's just everything's so smushed that it's like it's a solid.

But it's not solid.

I don't know.

But it's like a solid.

But it's liquid.

They record earthquakes.

I know what that feels like.

So here's the jig.

All right.

We were all born of the sun.

I agree.

Yeah.

Everything that we are made of came out of supernova from the sun.

That's science.

Stardust, yes.

Yeah.

Sure.

And that's Moby.

moby

we're all made of stars by moby oh right right right yeah

twilight of his career kind of odd yeah now did you know that the funny it comes from the sun as well in what way the photons

when you laugh do you think i'm going to laugh now or do you just laugh involuntarily bit of both yeah when you get a tan do you think i'm going to get a tan now or do you just absorb the photons it turns into a tan or a bit of tanning salon i know i'm getting one one.

Photons are energy.

Funny is energy.

Now

that funny from the sun

is going to return to our earth in an explosion in the next two years.

We're all going to die.

Well

all those that have not studied my way will die, yes.

Right.

But we will all be returning to the sun before that even happens.

Our funny energy.

On a rocket no our funny energy will be released and go back to the sun and i tell you my my core the core members before i get everyone else involved that i will be we will be doing that together and we will be getting everyone on board with that idea before the australian tax office

covers around

okay okay so the ato play a big part

in your

timing thing.

That sounds pretty drastic shit that you're saying.

What are you saying?

Wow, joyful.

How joyful that our funny energy, we will return to pure funny.

Is that not the goal of the comedian?

To be pure funny?

Just untrue.

I'm uncomfortable with all of this.

You know why you're uncomfortable?

What would be the reasons that you would buy a two-litre

full stream?

I would never.

But if you were, what would be the reasons?

You couldn't make me.

I would never make that choice.

I would never make that choice.

Pepsi?

No, never.

Never.

Never.

What about if you want a fizzy?

I never want a fizzy.

You don't drink fizzy?

I never want to.

Iced tea I'll have.

Two-litre iced tea.

No, they don't think they do that.

They should.

They do 1.5.

And if I was president, it would.

You could get a 1.5 and a 500 mil Lipton iced tea and put it together in a custom jug.

This is specific to the two-litre full drink.

I have a jug.

Imagine there's a two-litre iced tea in my jug.

It's custom.

This is really Broden's guidance.

I don't know where he's going with this.

Imagine you buy a two-litre Coke.

I'm going to imagine I've taken my jug

to a pizza hut.

I've gotten the iced tea option.

This is not my analogy, man.

You go to Cole's, you see the two litre jugs.

I mean, two litre, you've confused.

Two Two-litre bottles.

I've confused you.

Stop.

Two-litre bottles of what?

Coke.

Coke.

Just imagine.

It's use your imagination.

You're the man.

A man of imagination.

All right.

I have to imagine I'm sorry.

Can I be someone else in this?

Can I imagine I'm in the skin of someone else being John Malkovich?

Perhaps your funny has fully transmitted itself away from the form of Mark

into the body of another.

And that does happen.

That has been known to happen.

I've lived in eight bodies.

Oh,

but I am pure funny.

This happened when we started this podcast, by the way.

Right.

This is just the new era podcast.

Yeah.

You understand?

I am

a blood-hungry cult leader.

Yeah.

Broden, you have doubts, you have sexual urges.

Sure.

You have hunger.

Not anymore.

And a lot of funny from...

You don't have hunger anymore?

No.

Monozempic.

Broden is almost all funny.

Not pure funny.

He still has those dirty sexual urges, but you must abstain from fucking your wife.

Yeah, because

this is the wife that he gave me.

Yes.

Only he who is pure funny can fuck wives.

Right.

Now I...

I want to be funny.

I am pure funny.

That is the goal of all comedians.

I'm so funny I can transmitigate my body into another form.

Wow.

Sorry, Broden, go.

I've got nothing.

You're great, leader.

Yeah, thank you.

Now, what were you going to say about the two-liter bottle of coffee?

I'm imagining I'm someone else.

Maybe

who could I possibly be?

Oh, you know, don't worry about it.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

It's awful.

Mark, you can return to the sun with us, or you can perish and die.

I want to do the Coke thing.

I want to do the Coke thing.

I just don't drink Coca-Cola.

If you're one of us, you'll drink Coca-Cola.

I just don't drink Coca-Cola.

So either change what I'm buying or let me bring my custom jug

to fill it with iced tea, which is my...

And which is arguably has more sugar than soft drink.

It's not a health thing.

It's too buggy.

Why is sugar unhealthy, Mark?

I don't know.

It's just not good for you.

They say it's not good for you.

Refined.

For what?

Not good for what?

For the body.

But if the body

is running on funny...

Look, you've upset Brody.

No, it's just the headphones into my glasses were crushing my head.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you got the beanie as well.

Yeah, so it really put a lot of pressure on my head.

Yeah.

Are you you sure you're not too upset by this doubting man?

Well, you could be right.

Yeah, it could be this man, but I think it's the beanie and the headphones and the glasses crushing into my skull.

No, I wouldn't feel that

I would feel that and just think of three or four bits.

I want to do this, Broden.

I'm committed to at least doing this.

My only request is you either tell me I'm somebody else who enjoys Coke, that's buying Coke,

or it's me.

I've come in with a personalized jug.

Or what I'll give you a third option.

You've had a lobotomy.

Okay.

And you want Coke.

Why would a lobotomy?

We can make you want Coke.

Do you want to want Coke?

No.

But you don't know that you don't know that you

could want Coke.

You're answering, you're hearing the question, do you want Coke?

And you're saying no.

He's asking a different question.

He's asking, do you want to want Coke?

And keep in mind that you don't know that you could want to want Coke.

Okay.

All right.

Are you open to wanting Coke?

I'm open to a lobotomy.

Okay.

He's had the lobotomy.

He wants Coke.

He goes to the store to let a bottle take it away, bro.

Has the lobotomy made me think Coke is a different drink that I'll enjoy?

Or has it changed?

It's gotten rough the part of you that doesn't want Coke.

So now all I want is Coke?

No, you're wanting a balanced diet.

Right.

If I'm going for a balanced diet, I wouldn't be drinking Coke.

You have balanced it out.

Right.

All right.

How are you drinking this Coke?

How am I drinking it?

This two litre bottle of Coke.

Well, I've got to buy it first.

Yep.

You go through self-serve.

You pick up that Coke, you take it out.

How are you drinking that Coke?

And then I'm going home.

Yeah.

And then I'm probably putting it in the fridge for a little bit.

No.

We don't drink cold Coke.

Is this the test?

You are on board with this or not.

Are you a believer or not?

I'm trying to tell you.

I'm going to drink the water would do.

But also, if I've had a lobotomy, maybe I'm like sticking it up my ass or something.

I don't know.

You can have a water.

And like bending over and then twirling around to make it like tornado into my cola.

And then what would happen?

I'd probably spew or like get a really bad tummy ache.

I'd have gas, like you wouldn't believe.

I'd blow the door off.

Gas.

Gas.

Gas.

Gas.

Welcome, brother.

Welcome.

To gas?

Are you ready to return to the sun as pure funny?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that's what we're going to be doing now.

Are you excited?

You'll be helping all of the other members do this.

Some of them will be afraid.

Yeah.

They'll be afraid.

Of gas?

Of being pure funny.

And returning to the sun.

Some of them will have doubt, but I need you with me on this.

Some will try to run.

Where are you at?

Because you were having, yeah, you were shaky.

Yeah, well, I

ebb and uh.

It's okay to doubt.

Yeah, that's and he keeps doing that.

I'm like, well, you think he's a fucking nutcase, and then I go, well, he's down.

I go, well, okay, but I want to maybe revolt at the last bit and tear down this new era.

And by the end of this episode, start afresh on a third era.

Now, that I could get on board with.

I could get on board.

My head is, I'm crushing my head with the glasses, and it's hurting my head.

I could get on board with burning this whole thing down,

reclaiming our wives.

Yep.

Just the regular ones.

Yep.

And fully starting fresh next podcast.

Yeah.

I'd be prepared to do that as well.

You'd sacrifice yourself?

No, I'd be happy to drop this whole thing.

Because you know what I was implying with the returning to the sun.

Yeah, sort of like a massive

Jonestown situation.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I don't want to do that.

That would be bad for the podcast.

So, well,

it'll get us back on Netflix.

Yeah, in a documentary style for the first podcast to do a Jonestown that I know of.

I mean, that guy.

Yeah, there was that sex one.

That business.

They probably had a podcast.

Sex business.

You know, the one that was evil, the evil one that they were like a business betterment one?

Anyway, there was a business betterment podcast that killed people.

No,

they killed a bunch of people.

No, they just made people.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Do you want me to Hamish and Andy?

No.

Did they make people better at business?

That's what they promised.

They were like

motivational.

But then they killed them.

No one was killed, but people were turned into slaves.

This might be a bad time.

People were turned into slaves.

Yeah, it was a cult.

It's really full on.

Not funny at all.

This might be a bad time to bring it up.

Yeah.

But

did did you want to gauge interest from our audience on becoming a cult?

Yes.

If you are interested in giving 100% of your earnings to our Patreon.

I don't want to run a cult, but I want to hear whether people are interested in being in a cult.

But then also...

Yeah, look, I'd rather not.

I think it would make it weird.

Yeah, no, I just want to just put it out there.

But I had another question.

Yeah, go for it.

I know it might be a weird time to bring this back up.

but i still think that it you don't understand both of you

how impossible it would be to fuck

on mount everest versus you're bringing this up again well i just i wasn't there for that one i don't think

oh yeah you were there yeah you were there mate was i oh yeah versus a volcano i think you both underestimate bringing this up again broden when you've already been you made a fool of yourself last time you made no i did not make a fool of myself myself.

Either you did or I did.

I genuinely can't remember.

One of us did.

I think it was you.

Because you,

what was it?

I believe that it is safer to fuck on a volcano, and you believe it's safer

to fuck at Mount Everest.

And I think you just don't understand

How

dangerous Mount Everest is.

You think it's just a little bit cold?

You think, oh, sometimes I'll wake up.

I know it's very cold.

I know people get frostbite.

I think you have no understanding.

And I know this is from like episode 2, 150 or something.

Yeah, and I think I watched some documentaries about volcanoes since then.

And I think, broadly speaking, yeah, it would be safer to fuck on a volcano.

Like, still very dangerous if it's active and stuff, but significantly safer than.

But what part?

What part?

At the peak?

At the peak?

Yeah.

At the peak of an active volcano.

At both.

Peak of both.

That's full of lava.

Peak of both.

It's full of lava.

Yeah, but you're not in the lava.

Where are you?

Near the lava.

Near the lava.

It's hot.

That's hot.

But you're getting hot and heavy.

You don't know how

dangerous Mount Everest is.

Do you know it's literally the largest open graveyard in the world?

I'm aware of this.

There are people who died on that mountain, perished 30 years ago, still there.

Both would be hard.

I think both would be.

I think both would be hard.

I concede that, but I concede nothing.

Are you going to change your argument from years ago?

Never.

I'm stern on it.

I'm now it's stern on it.

Oh, nice.

Next week, join us for the Anti-Donna cool era.

It's not just funny.

Now it's cool.

The third era of Anti-Donner

will be beginning.

Mark will be hosting and he'll have two fun guests.

Maybe they'll be new, maybe they'll be old.

Discover that and more next week for episode one of the Auntie Donner Cool Era.

To be clear, we've...

We're closing the era.

We're closing the book.

This era is over.

Do we want to do another round of apologies to our audience?

Oh, yes.

I think at the end of every era, there needs to be a round of apologies.

Great.

I'm sorry.

I can't apologise enough for this one.

I see nothing to be sorry about.

I think I listened to my heart and I tried my best.

And I'm sorry if...

This is his court proceedings.

I'm sorry if people below me in my inner sanctum, people like Broden.

tried to take my humble teachings and turn them into something for his own gain.

Yeah, nice.

With his talk of coke and drinks and all of that sort of thing.

Nice.

I just wanted to spread love, fuck wives,

and be funny.

And I'm sorry that it ever went the way it went.

And yeah.

And if you want to see some cool cult documentaries about this stuff, there's plenty available on whatever streaming service you want like.

Heaps.

Heaps.

Every streaming service.

Every single fucking one of them's got just loaded with them.

Yeah.

Loaded with them.

And there's always one Australian.

Yeah, there's always one Australian who's less than Australian.

Oh, and they've got half an American accent.

I remember first hearing about it.

I was living in Melbourne at the time, and I remember hearing about it and just looking for a new direction.

So I flew to America.

I was a big fucking loser from Adelaide in Australia.

We just heard there was a small group, and then I ended up being the third in charge.

I ended up being the closest to

much of the bad things

that could still do an interview.

Because there were bigger fish than me, slightly bigger fish than me, me, I was

able to walk away from it.

It's always the Australian.

I was a big fucking loser from Perth.

Would it have gone on for another five to six years?

It would have fallen on my shoulders.

I was just able on this blurry line in the upper echelons of a cult.

Just able to put myself on the victim's side.

Just.

All right.

All right.

Thanks so much.

And join us next week for the cool era.

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