South African Sam & South African Sam Are Biohackers Now

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Hello.

Welcome to the podcast.

What are you doing?

No, Sam, he wants to do the introduction for himself.

He said to us before that he wants to do it himself.

Well, if I don't do it...

I just think it's only fair, don't you think, Sam, that we let him do it himself?

I think it's appropriate for him because it's his podcast.

Yeah, and I thought it was nice that you made the offer, and I think it is rude of you to be upset about it, but I asked him.

I do think we should let him do the intro himself.

well it's the thing right is

in what we do now in biohacking yeah bi hacking so we're bi hackers now mark now let you do the introduction mark you do the introduction and then we talk about how

if you don't prepare if you don't take offers of for exciting changes in your life then you close that door like for example me introducing the bogos so you've got to go so what's going to happen now mark is we're going to not talk for a little bit right good luck all right because we're can you

Yeah, absolutely, Mark.

Watch this, really.

Look at that.

That was not talking for a moment.

Yeah.

Now, what's going to happen, Mark, is we're going to not talk, right?

You're going to introduce us.

They might be first-time listeners, right, Mark?

And you're going to say, all right, these are this, you know, you're going to tell us them that they're my three friends, they're both named Sam, they're brothers, they're originally from Joburg in South Africa, now they live in Perth, right?

You're going to introduce all of that, and then you're going to say, but they have agreed to come back on the podcast, even though I've been rude to them in the past, and they've come on the podcast because they want to promote their new business.

All right, and then we will take over from there.

You don't have to talk about biohacking, but we are biohackers now, all right?

And so what you'll do is go, you say something like, now tell me about bihiking.

Do they talk about it?

Do the younger people.

Do you need to do it, though?

Because I feel like I can't do it.

Yeah, you did

say you've just about done it.

Do the intro.

Yeah, you do the intro, Mo.

you've covered all the major points.

About all.

All right, I understand.

Do you understand how that's rude?

I don't think that's rude.

What do you mean that's rude?

Just because, you know, you're my guests here.

Right.

This is my space.

This is my sanctuary.

I come here to, like, relax.

I come here to escape the harshness and the awfulness of the world.

Mark, let me ask you one question.

Have you been to South Africa?

South Africa.

Have you been to South Africa?

Yes.

You think this is hard?

Yeah, I've been there.

You think it's hard to?

Oh, you've been to South Africa?

Yeah, I have.

Where did they go to?

Cape Town.

Shame on it.

Oh, man.

You shouldn't have gone to Joburg, brother.

I did go to Joburg.

Oh,

beautiful.

There is not a more beautiful place in the world.

I don't know to go from here because that's my only trigger.

I can only know.

Most people I met in Perth have not been to South Africa.

Well, actually, most people in Perth have.

If they're from South Africa, they've been to South Africa.

But if they're not from South Africa, they've not been to South Africa.

South Africa is beautiful.

It's the most beautiful place in the world.

Not a problem in the world.

I agree.

Once you get through those gates, you just see

beautiful houses.

But it's not easy, Mark.

In South Africa, I know.

It's not easy.

Just like the boy who gets pissed on in the power of one.

What's that, Mark?

I've not read that book.

I've not read the book Power of One.

I've not read the Power of One.

No, not Mark.

I don't like reading until the audio books.

It's an important story of the power of the one.

I listen to podcasts at double speed, Mark.

That's how I get my information.

Double speed, Mark.

Double speed, Mark.

Tom's 2x.

Tom's 2x.

So I'll get two phones, alright?

I'll get two phones and I'll have one.

In one, I'll have the podcast going double speed or the audio book.

And then in the other one, I'll have Mozart.

And that's because the Mozart, it helps my creative brain, and the double speed podcast or audio book, it helps my intellectual brain.

I'll get two podcasts one one audio book and one podcast I'll put them both at times two and that brings it back to one you understand that brings it back to one to one so we're here to talk about biharking yes so we have Tommy Cabbits Mark Tommy Cabots right the Tommy Habits Mark Tommy Habits I thought you were to talking of a man named Tommy Habits so you know Mark that we are two very successful people we've one of us has worked in finance one of us has worked in property for a long long time, alright?

We own businesses in these areas.

Then how come neither are you wearing any pants?

No, I'm wearing a very nice pair of pants.

This is a nice pair of cougar football shorts.

These are what the rugby players wear, Mark.

And I'm actually wearing a beautiful pair of chinas, all right?

And you can't tell, but they are actually Gucci.

Are they?

I'm wearing a pair of Gucci pants.

I can't.

They look like they've been spray painted on them.

They are beautiful pants, Mark.

And I said, I said, I don't know about this.

This is $3,000 more expensive than like a top shop or a top man, right?

But then you look at...

Where's the seam, Mark?

Try and find the seam.

Can you not...

Is that the thing about Gucci pants is that they have no seams?

Where's the seam?

It is so beautiful.

It's down the side.

It is what they call Preta Porta.

Preta Porta?

Preta Porta, Mark.

Oh, yes, I had a delicious sandwich at Preta Porta.

That's Preta Monga, Mark.

All right.

It's a porto.

I think, was that meant to be a joke?

Like a porto?

Was that meant to be like a joke?

Yeah, I was just trying to have fun.

Because that was rude.

Do you know what I think is fun?

I think that was rude.

Do you know what I think is fun?

Listening to dance music.

Oh, I love dance music more.

What's your favourite BPM?

I don't mind if people talk about BPM or these words BPMO.

I just put on the music and I go somewhere.

You're still a fucking nerd, Mo.

I don't want to be rude, but like, if you were in school with us in Joburg, I think we would have fucking...

I would have pissed on on him.

Yeah, I would have pissed on you.

All right, well, what is Biden?

But that's a sign of respect.

Do you understand that?

Yeah, that's a sign to say, you know, look, I think you're a nerd.

I think you're a little weasel.

But with this piece of hope.

With this piece.

A weasel is a type of animal, Mark.

I'm aware.

I know it always is.

And so, and we say, but with this piece of hope, you've learned your lesson to maybe man up a little bit.

Are you familiar with the honey badger?

I mean, to a degree.

Do you know what the honey badger is?

Do you know what the honey badger is, Mark?

I know it's a type of badger.

Mark, have you heard of a honey badger?

I have heard of it, yes.

I don't know if I know anything specific about it.

The thing about the honey badger, when you see him, looks like a weasel.

He looks like a little puny, little piston boy.

Oh, no.

But

the thing about the honey badger.

That's what I call myself the honey badger.

He calls himself the honey badger.

Why do you do that same?

Because they are the most fearless animal in the animal kingdom.

The animal kingdom.

Did you see that season of The Bachelor?

Oh, come on, Mark.

Are you aware of that season of The Australian Bachelor?

It was a honey bachelor.

I don't watch Channel 10.

It was a robot.

Why?

Just Channel 10.

He used to date the girl that is one of those on Channel 10, alright?

Sandra Sully?

No.

No, not Sandra Sally.

Not Sandra Sally.

I don't know any other one.

Lisa Simpson, mate.

Lisa Simpson.

He used to date Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons, the cartoon.

Which cartoon?

Someone based on her.

She had this sparky hair.

What's her name?

He dated the girl that she had.

She played the saxophone that had sparky hair.

So you dated a girl that played the saxophone that had spiky hair, and you can't watch Channel 10 because The Simpsons used to be on Channel 10.

It's not anymore.

That's right.

Right, yeah.

But Lisa's Simpson.

It's not that it's Sautfeld.

Isn't it?

It's on Channel 9.

Really?

I watch Channel 9.

Well, that's right.

I like Channel 9.

Yeah, a lot of people.

I like Channel 9 and I like Tent Beach.

I'll watch the...

But I can't watch Channel 10 either, ever since Lisa broke his heart.

Sometimes

Lisa broke his heart.

Yeah, well that

woman with sparky hair and he played the sexify.

Sometimes I come into work and the TV is

here at the pocket.

Is this your job, Mark?

Yes.

You get a living from this.

Show me your cash revenue.

Well, I can send business.

You can make a living from this.

Not just all this little bullshit.

We have many avenues,

income streams.

All right.

Many avenues for income.

You want to know about that new business, Mark?

Buy a hacker.

Can I just just tell you about...

No.

So what did...

Oh, no, I'll tell you.

No, I was joking.

I was doing a joke.

Honey badger.

It doesn't matter.

Tell us about the honey badger.

I don't know anything about the honey badger.

No, I wasn't talking about that.

I interrupted you.

I'd lie to you about your honey badger.

No, just the season of the bachelor, you know.

One of the bachelors referred to himself as the honey badger.

He was big, he had big muscles, big titties, and

curly hair.

You're disgraced to be pissed off.

He didn't end up picking either of the women.

Mark, listen to me.

Do you understand?

I gave you the platform.

I said, Mark, you know, to be fair, I and my brother have talked over you.

I gave you the platform and you wasted it.

I didn't mean to waste it.

You wasted an opportunity, Mark.

I was going to do a callback to another podcast that either has or hasn't come out yet.

And just say that sometimes I come in to work and on 10 Peach,

the shows are playing in the foyer.

And once I came in and just shoot shoot me was playing and it was great.

All right, I wouldn't know.

Do you know the date today, Mark?

The date today, Mark.

June

July 3rd.

Today is July 3rd?

Correct, Mark.

Why?

Why?

Because the world has circulated.

But why are you bringing it up?

Do you know about the Galileo, Mark?

Galileo?

You know about Galileo?

Galileo.

Or are you still in the town before?

Or do you honestly think that we are on a flat plane and the Sun revolves?

Well, no, no, they didn't think that.

Do you think that the center of the universe is the Earth and the Sun revolves around us?

Around Perth.

Do you think that OER probably thinks he's a Melbourne type?

He thinks it revolves around Melbourne.

No.

No, Mark, since Galileo, we have known that the Earth goes around the Sun, Mark.

That is how we get the dates.

My favorite

Galileo is vanilla.

My favorite Galileo is Top Bowl.

He played him

in a film.

Alright.

Now, Mark.

Biohacking.

Biohacking.

We have sold all of our businesses.

We now have enough money to live off for the rest of our lives.

But instead, we are investing it in becoming immortal, Mark.

Becoming immortal.

Mark, I have no intention of dying.

Okay, I want you to notice I have no intention of dying.

Dying.

Right, which is

an in.

You can't avoid that.

But this is because people are.

What did you just say?

It's unavoidable.

It's unavoidable.

Well, I think people used to say

we will never get to the moon.

I think people used to say we will never get to birth.

Then people used to say we'll never say...

People used to say that...

Maybe the Dutch at one point.

The Dutch.

Maybe the Dutch at Washington said we'll never get to English.

I like the Dutch.

I like the Dutch.

Now, Mark, here's the thing, Rot.

People die.

But why do you think they die?

100 years ago, it's because they got eaten by a lion.

Or maybe even 20 years ago, not honey badgers.

They do not get eaten by a lion.

No.

No.

Where do they get eaten by?

They get eaten by nothing.

This is the point, all right?

And science has studied the honey badger.

Do they eat honey badges?

And we can look at the science of the honey badger's diet and we can apply it to our own lives.

Thus, we would become immortal.

So, Mark,

now people die because they eat too many chips.

Right.

Like, are you talking about

these and chips?

Too many saturated fats.

Oh, yeah, that's a big part of chips.

Too many

chips.

Too many prawns.

You know a chip.

Prawn crackers.

I know a chip.

Rot.

Prawn crackers and chips.

That's why people are.

They don't cake.

They eat too many dim sims, more.

Yes.

Rot, and they get fried, and then they don't get enough sleep.

Right.

All right.

And then they die.

Uh-huh.

Now, what happens?

Wait for this.

What happens, Mark?

Yes.

If you use science, right?

I'm holding up a book about space, so clearly you're interested in science.

What happens if you take science and you take the limited things we know about the universe because of science, you reverse engineer it,

and then you use our reverse engineering

to then create

the best kind you you act

you act

more you know hacking

Lock the computer.

Yeah.

You act into your own body.

You hack your own bio base

with healthy vitamins, with a good amount of sleep, with a million dollars worth of water,

and then you live forever.

And that is biohacking.

Right.

So we are biohackers now.

That's right.

Are we dead?

No, but I'm not either.

How old do you think I am?

How old do you think I am?

We're twins, so we're the same age.

How old do you think we are?

45.

45, Mark.

Yeah.

You think we're 45?

Yeah.

Well, no.

No, incorrect.

Incorrect.

50?

I'm not talking about easy.

I'm not talking about my actual age.

I'm talking about my biological age.

Aren't they the same thing?

No more.

No, Mark.

No.

Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.

No, Mark, Mark.

Mark, no.

Wait, so...

Mark, Mark, no.

Why are you mocking us?

I'm not marking you.

Don't mock us.

What's the difference?

I don't understand the difference.

So I was born.

When were we born?

1985.

Yeah.

We were born in 1985.

So how old does that make us?

If you're born in...

May see like close.

39.

39?

No, Mark.

39 years we've been on this earth, yes.

That's not our age, though.

But that's not our biological age.

It was

because we used to stay up late trying to get the best deals for our properties and finances we used to stay up late eating eating chips

we used to drink go on benders have two or three beers and do drugs not anymore now we are bioikers

our biological age i have the biological age of a seven-year-old girl

why what do you mean my brother here is not quite as good as me he has the bio age of a 15-year-old boy.

That's right.

I'm happy with it.

Okay, but he's getting there.

Every day he's a little bit younger.

I used to be a 17-year-old woman.

But what changed?

He just kept bio.

We did a little bit less of the vitamin, a little bit more of the grain in his mush.

Because I imagine he's...

Green in my mush.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we wake up in the morning.

We wake up and have green in the mush.

6.47 a.m.

exactly every day.

Green in the mush.

We make a mush.

Listen, Mark.

And we put a bit of green.

And we're always adapting, all right?

We have four full-time employees today.

Blue, purple.

And today we said, maybe a little less purple in the mush is a bit too much like a 17-year-old woman, Mark.

Right.

I'm like a 15-year-old boy, Mark.

And me, I'm like a seven-year-old girl.

Biologically.

Biologically.

Could you not biohack yourself to be able to just eat chips and feel okay?

No.

Why?

I don't understand your point.

What are you talking about?

The point is that you both seem deeply depressed and dead behind the eyes.

No, Mark, when you talk about it.

You're incorrect, Mark.

Who's this close to being pissed off?

And eating green mush.

That seems like that seems a little sad to me.

Mark, are you talking about the fact that we now have zero body fat?

We have our jowl, our faces are hanging off our our skulls and we paint ourselves with a thick makeup and shave our beards this is to help with the appearance of the fact that we are now of a lesser biological age right i take my i have a son right and i take out his blood and i put it in me why

that sounds fucked oh he's a little boy right he's only five regenerative yeah and he's got the regenerative blood more

so what we do is we go in and we only take a little bit enough to take a little bit only like a little or two of blood yeah from the boy and then he has a little rest he needs a couple of days to recover and then i put that blood right into me so it's tablets it's green mush it's the blood of a child right but there's many things that there are studies of the mediterranean people yeah so i put a little bit of olive oil on my mush right Because the Mediterranean, they do all right.

Right.

Not you, though.

Your ancestors.

Mate, but I'm still kind kind of no but it's not about your blood it's about their bihacking so they are in a barhacked have your ancestors biharked by hacked by eating olives olive oil ma just a little bit in every

flesh of an olive why because it's full of um toxins there was a there was a 20-year study where they realized that some people who lived a little bit longer five of them had some olive oil so now we are doing that right so the science found that five people lived a little longer and had a bit of olive oil and we've back-engineered that and now I inject myself with the blood of my son and have a little bit of olive oil in my mush.

Do you get to do anything

like other than this or does this?

I go to bed at 7.30 now?

PM?

Yes.

So we've just so early.

It all needs to work together, Mark.

We started by the green mush.

Yeah.

Nothing changed.

Started having 950 tablets.

Nothing changed.

Nothing changed.

Transfusing the blood of a child.

That's some positive respect.

Night change.

Yeah.

Going to bed early and getting good sleep.

Once they all came together, right, right.

Everything changed.

Have you tried maybe just going to sleep early?

Yeah, we did that for a bit and still worked, but

it's combination.

Combination.

It's a combination.

And I think you're asking, do we still have fun?

Well, yes, once a week, I have two pieces of dark chocolate.

What percent?

What percent?

I'd dotted dog.

99% 99%

cocoa niblets.

Coco niblets.

That tastes like dirt, man.

It's dirty dog percent.

Coco niblets and I put a little bit of olive oil in it.

And some sea salt.

A little bit of sea salt.

That sounds bleak.

That sounds like a bleak.

What?

I sat down, I watch a bachelor on Channel 10.

What do you say?

And then I have a rabbit and some chocolate.

What's wrong with that?

Why are you cooking the rabbit?

Three and four rabbit.

Boiled rabbit.

You got to eat boiled rabbit.

You got to eat your rabbits.

Why do the rabbits get away so quickly?

Because

they're quick, they're slim.

And I have a young biological age.

That's correct, Mark.

Correct, you're learning.

There was a study, all right, of the Inuit people, who sometimes ate rabbits.

There was a four-year study of 12 Inuit people.

Some of them lived a little bit longer than other people, and it was found that they had diets that included rabbit once a week.

So we eat rabbit once a week.

Are you familiar with the study done by seven New Zealand people?

No.

Where seven people,

they all ate chips, and then one didn't.

And then it showed that he never died.

The one person who didn't eat chips never died.

In the two years of the study, he didn't die.

And did any of the other people die?

No, no.

Right.

But also, so what happened, right, is they picked seven people, right?

And it was more of a study about other things, but they noted that they didn't eat chips.

Phone companies they used.

They used phone companies.

Which phone that was the study?

Yeah, because was it?

I was going to say, was this a study or was this just some friends hanging out for two years, eating chips every now and then?

Are you familiar with science, Mark?

I mean...

Do you know what science is Latin for?

No.

Knowledge.

Knowledge.

it's about the acquiring of knowledge.

So, I want you to ask us questions about the biacking because people think we're doing it to be selfish, all right?

Because we're also doing things like peeling skin off our face to look younger.

I'm waxing, I'm like doing laser surgery on my beard so I look like a baby, all right.

And people think that maybe I'm doing this for selfish means, you know, as a sort of strange

plastic surgery done to my pecs, really.

I get to stiffy now eight times a day.

Remember when you were a boy and you got stiffy all the time?

Yes.

Ever since I started injecting the blood of my boy and taking the tablets, I get stiffy eight times a day.

Not sexual.

No, just get a stiffy.

Right.

You're in year seven and you're in class.

Yeah.

So I have the body, the bi age of an eight-year-old girl, but I have the penis of a virile 15-year-old man.

Right.

Right.

Look, that's a lot.

That's a lot to handle.

I have some questions.

Yes, please, Monk, because we're not doing it just for us.

We have started this business so we can share our bio.

And you can join us.

That's the job for a subscription fee.

How much?

Only $20 a month.

And I just get information on how to do it.

That's tier one.

Right.

Yeah, and that's like you're not going to have a Santa S with you check in everything.

You're not going to have someone going, oh, a little bit more green mush, a little bit less green mush.

You know, but we're going to teach you the lessons we've learned.

Okay.

But we're on a journey together, but I think we're immortal now.

Are we dead?

Am I dead?

No, you're not dead, but neither am I.

Yeah, but you're eating chips.

Your biological age is maybe 50.

I was going to get KFC for lunch.

Well done.

And now I kind of don't.

I genuinely don't just because of the talking about chips.

Why do the chickens get eaten by the fox?

Right?

Do you understand this question?

Why do the chickens get eaten by the fox?

Yes, absolutely.

I know what answer is going to say.

Why?

Because they're weaker?

No, Mark.

Because they're smaller, they're not as quick.

No.

What time does a chicken go to sleep?

What time?

I don't know.

They go to sleep 7.30 in the hen horse.

Yeah.

When the sun goes down.

When the sun goes down, Mark.

Right.

You understand?

Yeah, I understand.

When the sun goes down, the chicken goes to sleep.

When does the sun go down in the summer?

Yes.

When does it go down in the summer?

When?

Not yes.

I thought you said, does the sun go down

later than seven.

When does the fox go to sleep?

When the sun goes down.

No, no.

The fox wakes up at the sundown.

As foxes nocturnal?

All right.

Okay, I didn't know that.

Mark.

Mark.

There was a study of 17 foxes in New South Wales.

A fox is fully nocturnal.

Yeah, Mark.

And they studied those 17 foxes, Mark.

And they found that foxes that caught the domestic chickens,

right, and they found it through trackers, any fox that had been in the vicinity of recently dead or recently missing domestic chickens, they lived up to six months longer than their other fox brethren.

Right.

That is why each night we sneak out

to the farm.

We sneak out to a different farm outside of Pearl.

And we steal a chickens.

We steal chickens.

But I created it raw.

And fantastic, Mr.

Fox.

We pluck its feathers.

They're around.

They're walking around talking during the day in Fantastic, Mr.

Fox.

He's not a real fox.

That's a claymation fox.

That's a claymation fox.

That's George Clooney from Batman.

Yeah, but you know, did you notice the shots were quite parallel?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beautifully framed.

Yes.

You know how they talked talked and what quite yeah a lot of symmetry i understand right um but still you know i just i didn't think they were fully nocturnal i think where's anderson goes to sleep um i'm not sure depends whether he's working on a new kooky project or not exactly exactly mark and that's why he's going to die not me i go to sleep at 7 30 every night and then i like

we haven't watched the bachelor because it goes on a date yeah right and then you sleep like the chicken my lights come up very gently right?

My lights come up very...

I go to bed at 7.30.

Like the chicken.

My lights come on very gently.

By 1 a.m.

I am awake.

Have you been awake?

Then my brother put on some warm clothes, go to a local farm, and we snatch a chicken.

You eat it raw.

Eat it raw, ba.

It's biohacking sick.

No, biohacking sick.

I reckon I can get on board with that.

I was sceptical at first.

We're not dead.

And we're shot at every night when we go stealing the chicken.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, by the farmers.

Yeah, right.

Have you thought about tunnelling underneath?

Underneath

and then getting digging up into the chicken coop, into the hen head.

No, we just use wire cutters, Mark.

But that's why you're being shot at.

Oh, right.

Do you see?

They do this in Fantastic, Mr.

Farmer.

I don't think there's been any studies of being shot at.

And what that does to lifespan.

What about cider?

You guys into cider?

No, Mark.

No?

I drink straight white vinegar.

Why?

Because any studies around cider, all right, what they found was it was the acidic nature of the drink.

So I drink four liters of white vinegar a day.

Oh my god, it sounds fucking disgusting.

Cough up blood.

That's why I need to inject my boy's blood.

It's all about fatigue.

Because the vinegar is destroying his stomach.

Right.

It's

burning it away.

But do you know that when the stomach grows

When the stomach grows, it gets layers and it gets strength.

And I want the stomach of a baby that can handle only milk.

Right.

So I am drinking the vinegar so that my stomach withers and dies till it is the size of a baby's.

And then you can just drink milk.

And then

I'll drink the mother's milk like a baby.

It's biochemist.

Is it?

I want to return to the womb.

That's the goal.

It's very simple.

The goal is to return.

We eat green mush.

We blood transfuse with babies.

Yes.

We go to sleep at 7.30.

We steal chickens from the hen house and eat them raw at 1 a.m.

And we have tablets.

Right.

And one day we wish to return to the womb, like the babies we will become.

Right.

Well, this is...

That is not what I thought biohacking was.

Mark, there is a nature of life, alright?

It is a cyclical nature.

You live, you die.

You live, you die.

That is the way life is.

Yes, and you pay taxes, am I right?

Ah, well, you know,

if you're an idiot, you've got that.

If you don't know where to put the money, Mark,

you're a fucking idiot if you're paying taxes.

Do you know how much tax I've paid in 38 years?

How am I?

Nine dollars.

Do you know how much tax I've paid?

No.

I paid $30,000 of tax one year.

Yeah.

And then never again.

I said, never again.

Mark, so what's that?

Lesson learned.

Lesson learned.

What's that going to go to roads and hospitals?

Where it could go towards me biking and becoming a baby again?

What do you think our outgangs are?

Because we don't pay for chickens.

You don't know because you steal the chickens.

I don't know.

I suppose upkeep on your property.

$450,000 in tablets, yeah.

A year.

$450,000.

Your full-time employees, two of which have PhDs.

Right.

So that costs us about two and a half million.

A year.

But we don't pay tax.

I don't pay a cent on tax.

How?

Talk another episode about it.

Okay, all right, all right.

I think it's really appropriate to talk about this.

Trust more.

Trusts.

I had to pay $11,000 more.

I'm married to my mother now.

You're married to your mother?

I'm married to my mother.

Only I should.

Not saying I should.

No, right, right, right.

She is the owner of our biking business.

My wife, my mother.

Right.

More, you cannot undo aging.

You cannot make aging go away.

Okay.

But our theory is that you can take the process of aging and you can create a constant state of flux.

You can create a situation where aging no longer goes in one direction towards death, but it goes towards death.

It stops.

It goes back towards the womb and then back to death.

Our plan now

is to take the life cycle,

reverse it and live forever in a state of flux going from baby to 30 year old, baby to 30 year old, forever and ever.

Okay.

We are backing this up with science, with the latest of Silicon Valley innovation and with studies.

And Mark, I believe that one day I will turn to the womb.

Would you like, can you do like, so for this episode, do the TikTok, which is you just saying this shit?

and we just make this the tick tock that's the tick tock right what do i say let's talk about biohacking we'll release this and be very popular with mid mid 20s what boys oh that's right mark what you need to do is you need to take us talking about biohacking okay so you need to get the clean you need to get the clean of you going we we don't have to do the whole thing we just do the bits mark you just have to go so i've got two guests here that are biohackers go

so i've got two guests here who are biohackers great all All right.

And then you go, tell us a bit about biohacking.

Why don't I could have just said that in my as one?

Yeah, go, go.

So do it all as one now?

Go.

What was the first bit again?

No, no.

I can't waste time on it.

I've got to bed soon.

We'll be dead soon.

Today on the podcast, I have two people who know about biohacking.

Tell us a little bit about biohacking.

And make it a bit tighter for TikTok.

Make it a bit cooler.

Cooler?

And you don't have to say today on the podcast, these little microphones.

I have two people talking about biohacking.

Tell us a bit about biohacking.

Great, and then what they can cut in is us talking about our biohacking.

The truth about

and how we are changing the life cycle of the human.

At 100 should be some easier.

Boom, boom,

kick, boom, boom.

Now, Mark, I know what you're thinking right now.

You're probably thinking.

But this is not the talk of two men.

This is the talk of God.

No, I wasn't thinking that.

We are God.

You're God?

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