Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material (FBF)

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So excited. Harry, oh my God, you smell great.
Oh, oh, gum. Oh, no.
Does he look good? Is his head in the frame? Oh, hi. Oh my God, I'm going'm gonna start crying i haven't seen you in so long i was okay i swear to god i was tearing up for the past week stop no my heart is racing no harry okay harry jossie welcome to call our daddy oh it has been too long isn't it kind of crazy how like both of our lives our lives have, like, gotten bigger and, like, crazier and, like, where we were when we first podcasted together? I feel like I'm going to cry.
Like, right? It's kind of crazy. Oh, my.
I was thinking about it on, like, the last week. And I was like, holy shit, to be a friend and a fan and to see, like, you blossom and, like, what this has turned into.
like i was just like damn like if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum no i feel the same way about you but it's just like oh no you don't shut the phone i like i like watch your story like a proud like friend i'm just like i'm just so proud of you no i like i'm just like dude i I'd see all these amazing guests. It's so crazy.
And I'm like, Alex!

We made it no you know what's also crazy is i was thinking about this but for guests of the show like you have come on three times why am i so special that's what i was gonna say like why do i keep coming back harry i think because like we like love each other we have this like good vibe and like oh and it's almost like now we have to like catch up all the time and just like check in this is so crazy did i hear that you just like drove a lambo up here what up bitches yeah okay but i'm not living in a house like this hold on hold on i don't live here wait so you just bought this no no it's like my studio you have a whole house in the studio because like when celebrities are coming i don't want them to like go to like a corporate office and like go past like a security guard and have to go up to like the elevator it's like it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like this is nice go in the backyard if you want to swim later go swim like you can do it's a full experience i'm going everything today Holy shit I just want to say it's an orange Lambo Yeah Harry I ordered it like

Maybe It's a full experience. I'm going out.
You can do everything today. Holy shit.
But it's a, I just want to say it's an orange Lambo.

Yeah.

Harry.

I ordered it like,

like maybe two years ago.

Oh,

cause you didn't just rent it for today.

No,

I was,

I was thinking that Alex thinks I'm going to like rent it.

But like,

if you go inside it,

like it smells like dog,

like Bruce,

like slum it everywhere.

So it's like lived in.

Oh,

it's destroyed.

Wow.

An orange Lambo.

Like Harry,

like are you stacking up on your money over there?

I'm trying.

I'm spending all of it.

No, Harry, we need to get you a financial advisor.

Let's be smart.

No, I get so sassy.

I'm like, let me just fucking buy it.

Like, fuck you.

You're kind of like a lady.

Like, you're like, I am.

I'm like, yo, like, I could die tomorrow.

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Oh, yes. How was it? Oh, it was so fucked up.
We also, you're 26. when i said that to people before they're like that's it like you're only 26 you're so young well because i look old no you don't you don't you look great oh really but like you just you're so tall and like manly and i don't know i feel like you have like you're 35 with like kids in the family like no i don't know you would know if you had kids they'd be coming for the lambo yeah yeah yeah okay so no kids yet no okay i was i was excited for a little bit there was something that i was like oh like this could be the one and then like no no this is not the one harry no i know it was so silly but like i was at a point well actually last time we saw each other yeah I was just like you were like dating Julia bro and then Jake Paul stole I know like that feels like ages ago that's crazy so I was you got me in my worst oh okay and now like I think I was just like okay cool like I don't want to have like sex with everyone anymore well not like i was having sex with everyone but like people that i miss yeah but anybody who looks me in the eyes there's some people that i missed he said like a couple stragglers i didn't get to insert inside no but i was just like oh i just want to have sex with people that like i love and i care about because sex is just so much better when you care like one night stands and whatever else and then i stopped drinking and now i'm drinking again should we be drinking right now do you want to drink i didn't know because i was like okay wait let's talk about that for a second you stopped drinking for how long 13 months okay and and why did you start drinking again okay Okay.
So it was after Coachella last year. I was like, you know, after a festival, you like fucked up in bed for like two weeks.
I was destroyed. And I was like, you know what? I'm not going to drink till my birthday.
And then I didn't, I didn't do the math on it. And then it was like two months in.
My friend's like, come out, let's get fucked up. I was like, oh no.
I told myself that I was going to wait till my birthday. And then it got to like 13 months i'm like dude what is wrong with me so you're like you were done with drinking yeah and then what did you do for your birthday oh i was i was so embarrassing so all my friends like flew in and then you know the bender started and it was just like bad news and we went to cabo and like i could show you some stuff off camera it was fucked up like what like what were you up to come on just give us a little like no we were just like there was like no one in the clubs and we're just like getting naked like throwing money everywhere like the people that were with just taking their clothes off and then we were uh at this very expensive hotel and we're stealing like the fire hydrants and like spraying each other just like classic like fun loving things like just classic harry jell see we paid for the fire hydrants good yeah yeah good we cleared it up yeah we spent a lot of money there wait so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months yeah what was your tolerance like terrible i had one shot and i was like yeah i'm like i'm i want to have sex i want to get crazy wait did you have birthday sex no there was like hesitation no i don't know you remember no you're blushing you can tell me no you just make me nervous wait why for a while i was like oh i don't want to i just don't want to hook up with anyone because it's just so draining yeah you know you just put so much into it you're just such a lover no but i was like the next person i date i want to marry so i'm dating to marry so anyone who looks at me like if if you if there's if i don't see that we're gonna get married i'm gonna block you harry you can't do that no you're like the classic thing of like women always say like there are guys that you're like oh my gosh like we were in love but he just wasn't ready to get married and when men are ready to get married if they just find the person on the street that's their wife like you just wake up one day and you're like, I'm ready for my wife.
I met the postman. I'm like, dude.
Hey, you want to get married? Wait. Okay.
So did you have birthday sex? Don't lie to me. Yes.
Okay. Was it like with multiple people? Like, what are we working with? No, no.
It was just like, I woke up. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
What? You said sorry to who? To the friend. The friend.
Yeah. Because friend yeah because you had sex with a friend no no it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around oh and they went to get down to cabo with you no they didn't yeah the school of fish okay so you went to cabo then on your actual birthday why We've literally talked about like fingers and buttholes, but you're more reformed.
I'm trying. Your outfit, you feel more like an adult.
Yeah. I feel like we're in a therapy session.
I feel like I'm your therapist. How are you? I- Just fuck off.
Do you have birthday sex? You're married. Are we getting married? I'm getting married.
That's crazy. How crazy.
Did you think one day we were gonna get married i was i think i commented on it and i had people dm me like i know you're secretly angry like yeah of course i'm angry i'm pissed we're good as friends no i was like so good if if we ever if in the previous yeah anything ever happened you would never talk to be in here. Right, so like it's good for you and clout that you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up and we're just friends but if had we had hooked up then you wouldn't be here yeah so that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up we never hooked up yeah because okay yeah we why are you being weird about the birthday sex thing no okay i fucked on my birthday okay my birthday.
Okay. But I was just like, it was, I don't know.

I was really drunk.

Okay.

And I probably got taken advantage of.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

I feel like it was fun.

Okay.

And then, and then the carbo thing, like it was just whatever. But I was also like.

Okay.

Do you feel like 26, you're in like your quarter life crisis era?

Like what's going on?

No, I am. Like, yeah, I'm like i'm like i want kids marriage and a nice house this one specifically you're dressing the part for like the dad but like a hot dad yeah you look like wait did you get more tattoos no i'm getting them removed oh oh you're like cleaning it up yeah oh so like we are like we're gonna have to like tone it down today no bring it up i'm i'm coming to see you i

was so excited let's go i'm so proud of you so like you look great now oh you do okay i just realized there may be some people that listening to this that didn't listen to our first two i highly recommend i wouldn't say pause this one but just know like there's a really beautiful progression of like harry night can we turn out the um air a little bit getting hot um harry and i started our journey three years ago anyways we've now known each other for so long and it's only become this annual thing almost that we do of like but then it started to become like we needed time for this one because like now we really haven't seen each other since the last two was a little bit closer together which harry talked about you know when like he's fucking girl from behind like seeing a little bum fluff remember that bum whiskers yes i asked i asked harry like does do you like look because a lot of girls are like so terrified like are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind and harry was like well some like if i see me little bum whiskers like and i was like oh so like girls are like do i have to shave my asshole and you were like no but like if it's like really bushy like maybe like clean it out so i can like you know not focus on just the bum whiskers yeah now that we're eating ass i don't want to be tugging on hairs you know i don't want to pluck them what changed for you to begin eating ass um i did it a few times and i just got a you know a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience you know i'm in there um i'm like you know did you have curry last night because i could my tongue is spicy uh but now i'm like you know what i'm in my dad era what would a dad do oh a dad would eat ass and suck toes oh I got a foot fetish oh not really what I love sucking toes Harry what the fuck okay hold on I went into ayahuasca I've got to develop the foot fetish from that and then here we are I feel like ayahuasca helps you like go to a different place in life but you just realized through ayahuasca i've never heard someone be like i realized in that i have a fucking foot fetish what what oh who who's who so you were sucking toes for a little bit there and you really like it now i'm like yeah i'm just like look if you're enjoying you know laying down missionary put a foot in your mouth oh well you're fucking them you're also sucking the toe i'm not sitting there just like, look, if you're enjoying, you know, laying down, missionary, put a foot in my mouth. Oh, well, you're fucking them.
You're also sucking the toe. I'm not sitting there just like, oh, my God.
Are you making eye contact while you're fucking them, sucking their toe? I'm trying not to because I'm like, I don't want you to look at me. Right, because it's almost like you're like kind of sucking dick, but like the big toe.
Shut up. Don't look at me.
Look away. Yeah, let me enjoy my popsicleicle i honestly kind of love that for you i think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass to really be able to like put that toe in there and like look around i'm so proud of you no i'm growing up this doesn't sound like a like a quarter life crisis no i have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys and like this big fuck machine like it's been fun wait what what i was in a relationship for like a year so i was just like going after it there was one day where we didn't a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute and i was like you know what there's a bunch of stuff i want to try and you're the dance partner so strapped her into the bed and then i was like i lit all these candles she thought i wasn't taking a meeting she came in my room she's going on? I was like, you just have to shut the fuck up.
And you're going to get pinned down and you've got no choice. And does she like it? She loved it.
Okay, that's great. That's good to clarify too.
Like when you're pinning a woman down, like good to clarify. Call her daddy.
She was loving it. Love.
We previously spoke about it. Okay, good.
And she's like, yeah, I just love it. Like, cause she just loves to be dominated.
So I'm like, okay, well. I think that's also really hot in relationships where like take a little fucking initiative.
I think sometimes people forget like, hey, sometimes you should surprise your partner with things. I heard that you have this plan.
Oh, you look great in white. Okay.
Are you good? Okay. What plan? Okay.
What plan are we talking about? Okay. I heard you had a plan to be single for three years.
I think it was when I broke up with your ex-girlfriend for the first time and i was like you know i don't want to do this anymore i just want to focus on myself and i'm kind of in that place right now okay so is that like a hard like three years it's it's more just like everyone stay away from me unless you're like the wife like unless you're the one you know which is so scary scary thing to say but i'm like i just don't want to fuck around i've like i've learned enough lessons i've learned everything i need to learn yeah you know i i know what i like i know what i don't like like just stay away from me am i allowed to ask because i feel like i've seen certain things on the internet where like you and your ex like wanted to stop talking about each other but like why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other um i think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship like that that tends to like that'll do it yeah that will really like set you over the line when it's just like okay like hey you actually have a boyfriend you shouldn't be like bouncing on that guy oh okay so you got cheated on yeah i can't i haven't really said it i really said it but why well because i'm just like i don't talk about it okay i'm like but we're gonna talk about it here we are call it daddy always gets it out of him yeah you bring up whatever he's like every other interview is asking you're like no like it was an ambicles bulls but you come on here like i got cheated on alex every like every interview they're like can we talk about your exes i'm like no like i don't want to talk about it alex is like harry how did you find out you were getting cheated on oh i think um well la is a pretty small place and you seem like figured out and like there was a lot of like emotional cheating and there was a lot of like um cheating uh like messaging other guys whatever else and i was like whatever but i just were you a saint not the first time oh you guys had two rounds yeah two rounds like i i wasn't like going out of my way but i would like other people's photos and okay but is that the extent apparently oh no i would reply to some comments and stuff like that but like we love accountability here like this is no i've been. No, I'm being honest.
Like it's over. We can like open it up now.
So you in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend, you answered some DMs. You were liking some girls' pictures.
You weren't being faithful in that sense. Like early on, I think early days, like before we officially put like a title on it, like I was still messaging girls and whatever else, which I didn't think was a big deal.
But then once things and like and i'm like okay like i'm gonna marry this girl i want to buy us a house i want to do all this stuff i was just like okay no one else matters and then uh yeah like second time around like it was this like same person as the first time that we broke up that we split and i was like okay cool like dude are they together now no no he's what's wrong with him no he's he's like no i can't who i'm gonna tell you after okay so you just told me the people that's really shocking okay so so you you thought you were gonna marry this person but and you were faithful towards the end also. Yeah, I was being such an angel.
I was planning a future together. I don't know.
I was being such a good boyfriend. I feel like I took care of every aspect of her life, like free house, bags, everything she needed.
I got a Rolex. I paid for her legal bills.
I could use a Rolex. I'll take the wedding ring.

Give me your relationship.

Give me your relationship.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, Harry,

when this comes out though,

is she going to probably say something like you're lying?

Do you think she'll say you're lying?

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Okay. Okay.
Come on me, daddy. Come on.
Okay. So I asked them to send in scenarios right now, if they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy, and if you can kind of break it down for us, like what do you think this means for them? Okay.
Okay, so number one. This guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities like going to museums and going to parks and going to...
Museums? Yeah, museums. I'm like, okay.
Oh. No, you said museums.
You said it so crazy. Sorry, go, go, go.
They're going to museums. Museum.
Yeah. Who says museum? It's museum.
She went to the museum. What? She went to the place with him.
She went to the place with him that has artifacts in it. Yes.
Bam. But he has never once tried to kiss me.
The only red flag I saw was this time when he walked me home and i couldn't get inside my apartment he didn't offer me to go to his place so i had to sleep at my friends what is the vibe here is there an age no but i i kind of feel like i know what this is well you go no okay i i think my thought is i don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you and i think in a good way like if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place i think there's a there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy of like come back to my place and like i think sometimes you have to look inward of like what vibes are you giving off like i think sometimes guys aren't going to go in for the kiss if like you're being a little bit more reserved like they want to be respectful i could be looking at it wrong no no i i'm fully in agreeance because i think with me like at this point in my life yeah i'm not trying to like take a girl home after going to the museum um like right away but like you know i i could i could see that he would just like wouldn't want to like overstep like yeah okay you guys are just just getting to know each other maybe there hasn't been the right opportunity like i don't remember last time i ever made out with someone at a museum i don't know the last time i went to a museum but i'd love that for a day like very educational like very chic okay and here's the thing i think you got a good guy because pieces of shit and we've i think we've spoken about this bad guys will just hang out with you at night. They just want to fuck you at night.
That's it. There's only nighttime activities.
They just want to have wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum fluff. Baby girl, you're saying the daylight.
You're going to the park. You've got a husband.
You've got the one. Send his details.
No, I think you're right. I think if he's not being aggressive enough, you could also could also give hints and like maybe you can make like a light joke at your next dinner of like maybe i'll get a kiss tonight and like something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it so you give him the green light be sitting there did it be like can i get the cream pie no harry no one says that cream pie no one's saying Okay, but this is a good sign.
It's a good sign. It's a great sign.

And I think if you really want to kiss him, it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it.

No, no guys ever.

No guys ever going to say no, unless it's my sister.

Like.

Wait, wait.

No.

Oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you.

Yeah.

Which they wouldn't.

Right.

Because that's my sister.

Right.

Your sister has boundaries.

Yeah. And like the jealousy family isn't incestual unless you want to like talk about next question so many headlines i'm in trouble i'm in trouble i love you i love you guys okay next one next one i just want to date with just went on a date with a guy that i've been friends with we've been snapchatting a little which i hate because like we're too old for that and he hasn't texted me since the date should i text him first a grown man snapchatting you get out get out wait wait are you using snapchat no yeah no okay hold up we get paid on snapchat oh okay are you on the program no get oh you got enough money leave it for me no send me this content no no but i i use snapchat because i get paid on it and i build a community you can build a community and you're not messaging the girls you're taking on dates on snapchat no here's what i will say some people are stuck in their old ways and i think if you are getting stuck on snapchat my immediate response is message them back and be like, LOL, I don't use this app.
Text me. And then never open their message again.
That's a clear way to be like, make the person a little insecure of like, oh, yeah, this is not grown shit. Like, let's move off of this app.
And also, then you wait. And if they don't text you, goodbye, we're done.
Yeah, gross. Get out of Snapchat.
It's a grown man on Snapchat. It's all good.

It's all good. He shouldn't even have Snapchat unless he's Harry making money and driving Lambo.
That'd be on Snapchat. Okay.
So I've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now. He was aware I had feelings for him, but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure.
Last month, I decided to break it off with him. So he confessed his his feelings for me but said he doesn't want to commit because he has a lot of personal issues he also claims he blocked his ex what the fuck should i give me a fucking break girl oh my are you serious come the fuck on first off do not fuck your best friend.
No. That's why we've never...
Do not fuck your best friend, okay? No, don't. Like, it's just, if you have something special, why ruin it for two minutes of pumping and humping? So they pumped and humped.
Now, because she did it, Harry, let's not make her feel bad. She fucked the best fucked the best friend let's talk a little bit about this manipulation yeah because what i don't like here is it's the classic the minute she pulls away he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back but then right when he gets her back he's like but i don't want anything serious because like i have personal issues going on someone that says they have personal issues going on absolutely you can be having that but if it's actually a real connection someone will be with you even while they're going through their personal issues i truly believe it and also if he was serious about you the ex is never going to come back in the picture no other girl is going to be around like if it's legitimately if this is your best friend and you're like yeah oh do you care if i have my feet on the table not at all okay cool those are clean ass shoes yeah they're brand new yeah you run to them for today just like your car yeah Same with the shirt.
Same with the jacket. He's still got the tag on his jacket.

You're returning all of this let's go back to that even the undies no okay but also if it's your best friend like he should love you like through and through and like if it's that serious and if it's legit i just think the manipulation and and to be like okay well i actually had feelings for you because he knows that you care knows that you want that he's like dangling the carrot i agree chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber yeah like let's switch it up like oh good one yeah i don't know if i was going to really bad but like we love it no carrots are small cucumbers are nice huge yes and eggplant that shit okay but i get what you're saying i think anytime a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like oh i like i'm talking to my ex let's get out let's just let's just move on like your ex is your ex for a reason i agree we're out okay what does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person connection conversation chemistry but are horrible textures and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out means he doesn't give a fuck about you harry sorry i mean he um the thing is again people are busy and i think that like take a bird's eye view yeah you know take a bird's eye view of like the situation okay is he like got a crazy is he working at museums or is he like you got a crazy busy schedule and he can only like fit you in a little bit time but again people can text you back if they want to this is also a thing i would say is it depends what age you're working with but like i remember when i met my i hate this word is still so weird to me fiance crazy you know it's a little cringe though i just want to say partner like yeah when i met my partner he's like i gotta go please shut up when i when i met my partner like he was like i like i don't text like i'll text you but like i like i want to call you and so oh i hate that oh oh at first i was like and then sometimes he would facetime me and i was like how am i like hair done like oh but but but what i realized was like he was just like busy as fuck and when he had moments connect with me, because he like has a big job and he's like working all the time. He wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me.
And I appreciated that there was an effort. Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls, but I knew it was an effort.
If this person's not giving you anything, I think you could always say to them, hey, listen, I get you're super busy busy but i would like a little bit more communication in between because i feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all yeah if he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak that's a red flag of like you're being a little clingy you're just asking for some in-between communication that's good yeah i think everyone's selfish you know when you said the facetime thing i was like ew like fuck that i've had friends that call me and i'm like right just text me but i realize it's because i'm being selfish and i'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation i'm like dude why are you not thinking about my schedule exactly but it's because i'm a little bitch yeah exactly i think it's good i think it's good to realize also like you don't need to be texting 24 7 that's also something that's like if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting you also have to get used to like some adult relationships like you don't need to be talking all day yeah also yeah there's literally friendships like ours yeah we don't text we voice note we do okay listen to this one my best guy friend tells me he wants to try a relationship but then goes out with his ex three days later he then apologizes and said it's just as friends but then he goes to a baseball game with her i get that they have the same friend group but dude move on before you pursue me at all question being can you be friends with your ex and move on um i think being in a it's it's kind of scary like being like i'm a very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like you know in the same friend group they're all hanging out it would it wouldn't make me feel comfortable it wouldn't make me feel excited like i wouldn't be like oh fuck let's go hang out with big jimmy like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock like let's go i wouldn't feel excited about that situation i think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex yeah yeah if you're in a new relationship and you're still friends with your ex unless you have a child together and you're trying to be amicable that's also a different word amicable you're not friends like we're going to like get a drink together and like no no like you've been intimate with each other like keep it moving like there's no need for you okay But what about a one night stand or something of like. I think if you had a one night stand with someone and what you're saying, then you become friends and then you get into a relationship.
You're still friends with that person that you like one time had a one night stand with. I think, yeah, but you shouldn't hang out alone.
Just out of respect for your partner. Yeah.
Would you tell your partner? That's it. See, that's a tough one.
Oh, that's hard. That's a tough one.
I think maybe if – because I feel – I'm under the impression that the truth always comes out. Yeah, I think I would because I think also like if roles were reversed, I'd feel really hurt if I was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and I didn't know.
And even if it meant nothing to either of them, I would feel like the idiot. And you're right.
If something came out, if someone made a joke and I'm like like and then you find out that your partner didn't tell you that's a bigger deal than if they told you but you also then have to be mature enough if your partner tells you yo I doesn't mean anything then I think you also have to be mature enough to like be like okay I can see this person and be amicable with them yeah do you know what I mean very mature I call it one date wonder why go on a first date text me and saying you had a great time so much fun want to do it again and then fade out it's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much why do you guys do this because we don't feel like the bad guy you know like i want to text you i tell you it was amazing and then like i just like let it fizzle out because again people are selfish and people just thinking about themselves yeah and it may be if they're they have a good soul they have a good heart they don't upset you you know I get that I almost think though like sometimes the like the false hope is more hurtful than just like ghosting I would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like I had the best time with you blah blah and then I'm like oh great let's meet up again and then like they keep like just put like passing me off and i'll cut it off ghost them yeah but i think what you can know is no matter what it's hurtful but just take it as like okay you didn't waste your time the person doesn't want to go out with you again it's okay it hurts but don't trust anything a man says oh this one's sad but it's like a classic you can just answer this first date the guy told me he's looking for a wife two Two months into dating, he said he's not looking for anything serious. It was me.
Sweetie. Sweetie.
He hates you. Like, what do we, like.
What do you think? Say thank you. Here't know here's the thing like look some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like you know i'm serious i'm it could be a fuck boy tactic you know this could be like a full like he doesn't like you yeah he's just it's just not not it i think the answer is listen yeah he could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife and so now he's like i don't want anything serious the point is he said he doesn't want anything serious so you can it doesn't matter he could be of lying that he wanted a wife he wanted a wife it doesn't matter he doesn't like you he sucks move on let's talk about nudes oh yay do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to uh i think guys are different no yeah i don't know don't know.
Because we have to fluff it up a little bit, you know?

Yeah, but do you ever reuse a good new guy?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Oh, yeah.

All of them.

Like, my dick was looking real good that day.

Yeah, no, no.

Like, I don't look amazing all the time.

Totally.

Like, it's cold.

Totally.

You know?

Like, oh, I don't know.

A little weenie.

Yeah, no, it's just a helmet.

Like, get out of here, you bastard.

And sometimes you don't want to have to, like, get it up to send the pic. Yeah.
Okay. Here's my question to you.
Okay. So I was talking to this girl and I sent her, like, a nice, like, fun photo.
And she's like, have you used that one on OnlyFans? And I'm like, oh, why? Is that an issue? And she's like, well, then it's not for me. And I was like, oh, fuck.
I kind of get that. I'd be like, because do girls care that you're on OnlyFans? No, not necessarily.
No, because I'm like, you want to cry or you want to go to Hawaii? Like, do you want to get in the Lamborghini? Or do you want to sit on the sidewalk? I don't know. Harry, I love you so much.
It's kind of crazy. I was told you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans.
Can we talk about it for two seconds? Oh, I don't want to talk about it. There was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about only fans can we talk about it for oh i don't want to talk about it but with there was a bunch of shit i didn't want to talk about then here we are is it mostly men that are consuming your content 50 50 oh yeah i got my older ladies in there older ladies yeah shout out my moms yeah my god yeah older women and then my my boys your boys yeah that's great and so you're making bank we're doing okay i could see you're doing great we can do better we could be you

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Please drink responsibly. Wait had girls that are like are you putting that on only fans i think i would feel that way too if i was like wait like you just gave that to like your mommies and the gays like i want it to be like a personal photo for me i don't want to condone lying but like what then she's gonna like subscribe to like triple check it wasn't only fans like no but i was just money but yeah thank god you know who did subscribe my best friend's girlfriend who is friends with my ex and and she she showed me and this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because i fully lost trust for my best friend's girl i love him right um but like she showed me their text messages of her of both them laughing at me and like screenshotting my only fans and all the stuff and like and i just said look i'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like because me and her had a conversation she said hey are you posting this did you post that yeah on only fans she's like one of my friends said he subscribed and i'm like yeah okay well you can just ask me here's my phone right like look at my account go through it and that was the biggest thing for me like that would that's what really hurt me like i was like sobbing because i'm like dude like none of your life is like it would be anywhere where it is without this and you're gonna sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like going in i'm like dude like what are you like what the fuck when you decided to do only fans were you nervous

about people like making fun of you i think like in this space you're always like nervous about

and actually if you have a fucking social media account if you're watching this like i'm sure

you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else for me like initially i did it

when i was single right and then i would do crazy stuff i post crazy stuff whatever else

Thank you. If you're watching this, like, I'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else.
For me, like, initially, I did it when I was single, right?

And then I would do crazy stuff.

I'd post crazy stuff, whatever else.

And then when I, like, fell in love, I was like, oh, God, like, I don't want to, you know, if she's not okay with this, I don't want to do it, like, for her. And that was where, like, the judgment really set in because I already felt ashamed because I didn't, like, she was telling me my family condones it.

They hate it.

They don't want me to do it. Like, it's it's embarrassing like how you speak how you do this stuff like my family's like embarrassed so like it already like hurt me because i was already like worried and then showing her showing me the messages between her and her best friend that's really mean yeah i was i was sitting i was like damn like like right you like know this is already something that's really personal to me and i can get like sensitive about so to say like to know that your own girlfriend was like making fun of you yeah for something that is like very personal and it's a decision that like you've made and like is your family okay with it no my family loves it like are your parents subscribed yeah like my mom was like i want to see how big it is i'm like mom you need to cut that out mom stop yeah cut it out we're blocking all of australia oh my god how long do you think you're gonna do it um you know what i said i was gonna retire by the end of the year and you're not well there's a there's a there's a lot coming up for me there's a movie coming out there's a bunch of like crazy shows that are coming up so i think by the time i finish filming all this stuff like it should be three or four shows it's gonna be like okay cool like i don't want to because i like i i love it like i love connecting with people i love having that community like going on live and just not giving a fuck like i got the the fuckatron 4000 out i was doing like dildo races along the floor like i was like go live and just do weird shit and like have fun right like i could do that on tiktok absolutely or i could and you'd be banned wow so like yeah that's so cute you're like the little community i've built so you're and you're also making money so like yeah but i do feel like that's also an industry what i've heard is like it can get really addicting because the money and it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house and then all of a sudden you're making money like there's it's hard to like find a day like why would you stop well and it's also like scary like i i feel like scared and worried for people that like maybe are new to it and and they they feel like they have to show more and more and more to make more money and like try and keep that like money like baseline but it's just like for me i'm all about like building the community and then the rest of it's gonna like come out you know like you're doing everything on there but you didn't you're doing everything on there but no okay but you didn't have your girlfriend on there no no no way what but just yeah just do your thing no that was the one with the boyfriend got it you know what she What with the boyfriend.
God, I know what she Okay, that whole Harry you can't keep giving me good shit. I can't use in the podcast.
Say her biggest enemy Your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes and that girl has a boyfriend all these fucking girls with boyfriends Just sliding into your fucking dms and we had the craziest sex we and you fucked her and she's a boyfriend harry no no no i know at some point it's not your responsibility well exactly i'm like it is though if you start dating her and think for two seconds that she'll be faithful just like your last here's the thing you lose him how you get him's what I figured out. Uh-huh.
So don't date her. No, but it's so much fun.
She's hot. Violent.
She's hot. She's a little pick her up and just like, she's my human pocket pussy.
Poor boyfriend, huh? Or no, loser. Yeah, what a loser.
Wait, what a loser. Yeah.
I'm sure he's a great guy. I'm sure he's a great guy.
what a fucking loser you know you losers that get cheated on fucking hell harry um wait harry oh yeah i got more stories okay wait i didn't realize that you sent nudes to stand out and get accepted when you're applying to reality shows yeah brilliant how do they not sound like a cease and desist because your news were that good well no so it was just like i'm like dude there's so many people that are just like hey i live in my mom's basement i want to be on reality tv i was like how do i stand out let's let big jim and the twins hang like what the fuck like i was just like dude they're gonna they're gonna like they're literally scrolling no no no cock what the fuck? Like, I was just like, dude, they're going to, they're going to like, they're literally scrolling. No, no, no.
Cock? What? What the fuck? Okay, sure. This guy's crazy.
So you submitted, was it like a good nude or just a literally picture of your dad? No, no. Yeah.
Just like a, if it was a photo of a dick, they'd be like, is that a worm? What's going on? You need to go to a doctor. Let's call that guy up to go to the doctor no it was a mirror selfie I have a pretty penis so like she wouldn't know no I wouldn't know but I can imagine yeah yeah it's pretty circumcised beautiful but it was a photo not that uncircumcised aren't well okay I'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones okay well rats No We don't We don't We don't judge But we love a little Who am I to say I've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumplized penis I've seen my best friends And I'm like dude you gotta cut that off He's like that's like, that's too late.
I'm like, brother, I'm telling you. You know what? To each their own.
He's special. He has a little extra coverage.
Whatever. Shut the fuck up.
Tell me the story. You're sending nudes to reality TV shows.
Yeah, because I was like, okay. How do we keep it going? Face, like everything in the mirror.
Just like, it's me here. Hooray.
Like, I'm locked in. I'm loaded.
Cause like, again, is this literally you? Yeah. Were you smiling at them? Oh, I don't know.
I was probably like, yeah. Like cock.
Yeah. No.
Okay. Here's the thing.
When you're applying for reality shows, you have to think there's 10,000 other people applying. So like, okay.
They're going to ask you a question. I'm going to fucking lie.
fucking lie like i'm gonna play up my life like it's so crazy like in my interviews for taught the handle when we're sitting there like i'd walk in the room in my undies and they'd be like well have you got no clothes i was like do you think i care like and i'll be like what so i'm playing up a persona of myself because again i was just a little boy in new zealand yeah that was just like what the fuck do i do i want to make people laugh i want to entertain people i get that so i was just like fuck it i'm gonna be crazy because at the end of the day the the more crazy you are the they're gonna like they're gonna see dollar signs yeah yeah so i went in i was like cock and balls out the whole shebang and then in the interviews i was just like talking crazy how many girls have we like had sex with this week i'm like like four like four today. I'm like, right.
You're like, I didn't, this isn't happening. I actually really like that.
And I think that potentially now moving forward, they're going to get a lot of people sending in nudes, please send them and send them to me. Oh yeah.
No, no. God, I forgot.
I plugged it. I plugged it.
I was waiting for the chance to plug it today. Wait, let's,'s tell them okay so the first ever podcast the first ever podcast that harry and i did we were like joking and i was like oh my god daddy getting like send harry nudes like it was a joke it was insane and like harry literally texted me after i was like alex like my dms like i'm getting so many no i legitimately had like 10 000 like that's what i'm saying like 30 seconds it was fucked up and i'm like harry like i'm like where are you coming from and like thank you like it was insane i remember getting that text like thanks so much for a great experience also like i have so many nudes in my dms like thank you like you're an angel yeah great work great working with you send him now you have enough yeah i got enough please don't please don't have you ever sent a picture one of those pictures where like you have an object next to your dick for cyber reference you know um i think yeah i think like a pencil a baseball bat yeah and asparagus i was like yeah yeah no i think a truck yeah right like a guy usually like like a remote control like what's the point of that but i feel like that's if you have like eight nine inches right you're like really trying to show it off yeah i'm like dude but also it's just like no one's gonna like you're like oh fuck i'm gonna be sore you know i like big dicks are really scary yeah like i don't like those yeah terrifying yuck um okay we're gonna go we're gonna play turn offs or turn on tell me if this is a turn off or turn on okay nipple piercings turn on being choked turn off like i would love to choke but if you choke me i'm i'm like get the fuck out of there okay um shy girls shy girls usually freaky as fuck so turn on Full bush I've had it once Once? Look, they're really clean up for you, Harry Yeah, I was surprised And you still I still went down on her but I was just like Fuck, fuck, fuck Yeah Where is it? Where is it? It's like, that's the clit.
No, oh wait, that's like a hairball.

Yeah, yeah.

It was like a little munch.

Is that food?

Really?

Is that crust?

No, okay.

I don't, the thing is, I don't care.

But like, it's just, it's harder for me to eat you out.

And I love to do that.

Just get it trimmed a little.

Yeah, fucking clean it up.

Oh, I had toe sucking on the list.

Well, we know where he's going on that one. Yeah, I love toe sucking on the list.

How do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing?

Sexy.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I think it's kind of fun.

Because like, what's underneath?

A little Loch Ness monster? What do you got under there anal fingering for me yeah uh no never had it done so i can't speak on it what i'm just too afraid i'm like i know what comes out of that thing you're not letting anyone near your bum hole uh i think i actually go ate it on the weekend On my birthday But I don't remember because I was really drunk Yeah but like you clearly remember You're like I don't remember but she may have like put her head down there And she was like eating my ass No it was pretty good yeah she was trying everything Wait so you're not letting anyone do ass play to you No not yet When you find wifey You're gonna want that Your life change. Yeah, but I put a finger around there.
I'm like, oh, it's scary. You can't do it yourself.
You have to have a partner. Oh, okay.
Well, yeah. I was going to say, it was like me in the shower, confused in the corner.
You're like, that doesn't feel good. What is that? And it comes out, and you're like, ah! Oh, my God.
It's effective. No, I swear.
You'll'll like it you'll get there one day okay um okay filming yourselves having sex i think it's kind of sexy yeah yeah but have you ever had an issue of like oh we filmed it and like people being like delete it um i i had uh this girl where she was like yeah film it film it and then when i fell asleep she was trying to like send it to her phone oh no and because i was like hey like um i don't want that on your phone like i also we just started seeing each other like i don't really trust it i'm like if we're dating sure yeah but like i just was like yeah i don't i don't want that out there and but the thing is the reason why it made me feel weird is because like if we had the conversation when we're awake but yeah the reason it was weird was because i was asleep very creepy and then you woke up and i woke up to my phone phone in my face like her trying to unlock it and i was like what are you doing and she's like i want this video i'm like dude fuck off and i was like look while we're here let's delete it yeah delete it delete it from recently deleted got got rid of it because i was like it's scary you hear about those horror stories of like people trying to like put the face locator on your face but like so you've had that happen before people try to open your phone through your face yeah and you literally like and then it opens it's not weird like you can kind of tell when someone's like looking at you when you're sleeping yeah yeah okay that's sad um how about butt plugs yeah love them okay not for me but for girls whips yeah sure oh um it's like whatever talking during sex so good I say some crazy shit Do you not like that the girl's mute?

I love sure oh um it's like whatever talking during sex so good i say some crazy shit yeah do not like the girls mute i love it when you talk or like indicate what's working for you right like that feels so good like yeah not everyone's like the the same the same like setup you know like you want to make sure that you know some girls like i've my friend was saying he was fuck this girl and she squirted from in her like out of her not out of her ass but like from getting fucked in the ass oh so like some girls like that some girls like it only been on their clit some girls like g-spot so it's like you tell me how i can best service you because i know that this is going to be done in minutes so right like i know what works for me so you tell me all i have to do is put the tip in and we're good but like for you i know you're right we're a little bit more complex yeah like a da vinci code i have to sit there and like do a rubik's cube on your clip so like help me out so we can get there faster yeah like let's make a better for you you're such a giver ah i'm doing my best such a giver yeah role play uh yeah fun fun turn on biting uh i just go bit me one time but like too hard it drew blood and i was kind of just like like i'm in pain yeah i'm not turned on like i thought like i thought there was a dog in here is a chihuahua like attached to my shoulder i got a little nibble here and there like wait like a little biting i think is good but when i'm literally like ow and then the next day i wake up and i'm like that wasn't like fun yeah like there's a difference between like choking where you're like oh like this is like getting me going but like biting you're like that just hurts yeah like heavy pda ew yeah get rid of it yeah bleached assholes we're eating ass now so bleach them but you still love the ones that aren't bleached yeah actually there was this girl that was enough There was this girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life. And I was just like, you know what? Who cares? Like, whatever.
Like, that – There was stains up the walls, you know? But it was like, whatever. Who cares? I checked.
It was wiped. You're just saying it was naturally really dark? Yeah.
Yeah. It was like a black hole.
No, it was really dark. But it was just like – But you were, like, down for it.
You were like, okay, yeah, yeah. I was like a black hole though it was it was really dark but it was just like but you were like down for it you're like okay yeah like we're all built different like

we're all built different like speak your truth girl yeah like go for it i'll still lick it

sexting yes but if it's the only form of your communication then no yeah like i'm like so

over sexting unless it's like actually because i know we're gonna fuck later and like it's like a

little flirting like build up like it's foreplay during the day to like get wild that night but like yeah i just think like aimless dumb sexting that i'm like okay i have to go into my interview now like what the fuck is the point like that was just a hassle like i'm like me and that me and that girl with the boyfriend it's like that's all we do sexting like right like just come over like let's fuck yeah like yeah don't be yeah yeah literally no but then you wouldn't want her no i would not you can't date her i would not she doesn't have a hair she doesn't live here as if if she did harry you're gonna literally do the same thing as your last ex your ex was fucking a guy lying to you the next girl i see i'm sending i'm gonna send her here for a screening and you're gonna put her in like a sit her down yeah full like spray it down with like chlorine because like we gotta figure out like are you putting a ring on that yeah you can't put a ring on that because you're she's fully cheating on her boyfriend with you and she'll do the same thing to you motherfucker you little loser okay how do you feel about um handcuffs yeah nah no it's just too much effort bro like get some rope loud orgasms it depends it i've hooked up with a few girls that it sounds like a fucking fire truck you know like someone just got like the swat the swat team pulled in it's like like you know you're like can we just like just stop we're like do you do that when you're alone masturbating girl like probably not yeah i i like i like it when you know and you feel it and it's just like right because they're being quiet or like you know talking a little bit throughout the process and then when it comes in they're just like shaking and like letting it out like that like that's like hot and sexy but sounding like a fucking dog that just got his leg run over isn't, like, hot.

Right.

And it's also usually, you know, like, this is performative.

Like, you don't actually have to be screaming this loud.

There's a natural reaction you can have when you have an orgasm.

But, like, I could be quiet when I had an orgasm.

Period sex.

You know what?

I'm a bad boy.

I don't mind it.

I don't mind it.

I really, like, my one, yeah, I don't care. I don't know.
You don't care. It's like blood bond.
I don't know. I get it because girls on their period are usually way hornier.
I don't give a, yeah. So like, dudes who get freaked out about it is like, fuck off.
Like, my only rule is I'm not going to eat you out when you're in your period. That's fair.
You know, like, but even if you're on your period, like, you could like go around the clit a little bit. You can, you can, but it's also like for me yeah if i'm gonna go down there and go to town you want to go to i don't care i don't care but i'm like i'm gonna suck on everything i'm gonna suck the blood out of that shit you know i'm gonna i'm gonna come up with a blood clot in my tooth like but the thing is so that's why i'm like you know unless we're like fully dating i probably won't do that but yeah i don't care about blood sex like i love that i put a towel down yeah but the thing is i understand that girls are like embarrassed and worried about it it's like who cares like that's why like i think half women are like oh is the guy gonna be freaked out why do men not just be like i literally love fucking you like i literally could care less yeah and that's the thing but i feel like it has to go through a little bit of like talking and like whatever else but i'm like as soon as they say i'm on my period i'll lay the towel down i'm like we're gonna put the blankets over and we're gonna stare into each other's eyes and then i'm not gonna look i'm gonna pull it out and we're gonna like put out of a towel there right you're just like not gonna lay yeah lay there like right it just feels wetter yeah exactly a little mushy yeah a little mushy okay and a little bit of color a little bit of fun yeah love that okay who would you absolutely die for if they slid into your dms oh um i think no i was okay there's like a few people say you are you blushing say them then they will i literally was like look at emrata's page today and i was like damn like she's like effort effortless effort effortlessly the most attractive person on the planet and like me and my friend group like i literally it was like my my day is like derailed because she's just like so stunning have you dm'd her i haven't but then and then i was thinking like ice spice would be a lot of fun and then sweetie as well i'm like sweetie would be kind of crazy but then i'm like i think i messaged sweetie one time i don't know if she saw it and then actually i messaged iggy azalea and she replied she's like i feel like i have like she's a sweetheart she's like i feel like i have to reply because you're australian and then i was like i sent her a voice note i'm like that only works with girls that are american and she just didn't never replied and then i think i sent her something on senate i got like, okay, give me my phone.
What are you sliding in with?

What did you say to Iggy Azalea?

No.

Some of the messages are crazy.

Like, I'm trying to get an idea.

Like, what the fuck are you sliding in with over there?

Oh, I'm blocked.

No, I'm trying to.

I said.

It's probably something bad.

Oh, I just. What's good? Oh good oh oh it's so boring hurry yeah a little underwhelming yeah well because i think before that i was like what's up little my dm to chloe kardashian was what's up you little butter chicken and then i was like oh fuck because then that's all that scandal stuff what happened with that i don't know if you remember but netflix had me in their bio oh yeah and there was like a back and forth thing that was going on yeah and i got flowers and this is when i just got my bentley um i got flowers and like cookies no i wrote it off at coachella it's gone yeah whatever who cares it doesn't even exist yeah bentley um okay um but i got flowers and cookies just to say thank you because i was like oh it's actually like it's really sweet and really generous for them to like give me that much care and attention the fact they put me in their bio for like a week or two weeks anyway um so someone did like a blind item to dumois and it was like harry's yeah i work at a pr agency harry jazzy's like picked up a flowers and a bentley and he's like going because i think they saw me post it like oh he's he's uh i've got good word that he's seeing like chloe kardashian so then it just spread like wildfire and of course i'm not gonna deny that of course not but i went straight to my dms and i unsent every weird corny little message that was there how many did you send to her like three or four oh my god that wasn't like crazy it was just like right so you want a clean slate yeah i was I was like, fuck.
Like, because now if it gets big, she's going to, she's going to be like, oh, who is this dude?

Check messages.

And yeah.

It's like, what up?

You little butter chicken.

Right.

It's like, how you doing your pelican?

Right.

She's like, fuck you.

Also, I feel like, like she may not get your humor.

So she's like, I'm not a pelican.

You fucking asshole.

Like, are you like trolling me?

Like, what?

But she commented on it.

And this is absolutely not true in capitals. Come on like let me have one more day like give me one so then did you message her no i left it like i've got friends i have friends that are like connected with her and close with her and one of them said she thought it was like really funny but i feel like you guys could be like low-key good together same like like i feel like chloe like deserves a guy that's gonna treat her right but it's also gonna like give her the best dick of her life and you're a nice guy chloe chloe we're coming no okay but i i was thinking about it i'm like damn i feel like i because dating outside of this industry is like a little bit difficult because there's a lot of like highs and lows and and there's a lot of like you know people get a little bit insecure a little bit worried and i'm like damn i feel like i my my dream is like to have someone like it may be an actress or someone in that space um you know that's just like that that understands it and that just like you're just like yeah i don't know i could also kind of see you and emirata together no like i will text her for you i'll be like oh i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say something after do you want to say now no because we will get in trouble and that person will hate us i'm fucking crossing my legs like a little bitch i know you're all scared yeah i'm so scared um okay you who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with i'll just bleep it out but say it to me that was what i was about to say who what yeah that's what i was gonna say after was it good insane like we had so much fun i can so see that oh my god i know okay and if she's watching this we love you we're so sorry i love you you know who you are yeah she's incredible this is the craziest shit and i've never had anyone say this to me i walk in this room and she goes i just want to let you know this is never going to go anywhere you're a big boy and I just need you for one thing and I was literally like oh no I'm like I'm a nice guy like it could like I I think I'm nice and she's like no I'm telling you like I don't want anything to do with you after this I love her and I was like wow like what a boss bitch and then she was literally like fuck me well we let me fuck you no we hung out for the day like the funniest thing was like i was like i'm gonna press out picked up my friend's rolls royce and i'm like harry what's with the rolls royce is do people like that i feel like i'd be like you're a douche if you pick me up in a rolls royce sorry okay well you want to be in a camry like like do you want to send you an uber black or just like what do you want yeah like a little bit more like a helicopter like just chill just chill like okay but i'm like okay i'm also freaking out because this is the most like famous person ever that's like showing interest and is like funny and she's incredible she's so smart so wait so you guys hung out all day and then like a few hours and then and then uh the funny shit was she like she's such a boss she's such a boss she said

she said to me she's like i thought i wasn't like she's like i got another hotel room at this in the same hotel so i had another room because i didn't know if i was gonna like you if you're gonna be annoying or not i was just gonna leave and i'm like dude what the fuck she's like but you're cool and stayed and we like cuddled and everything was like really amazing like she was awesome that just warmed my heart so much no she's like such a special person she's amazing like i am obsessed with her like whenever we whenever it's kind of like whenever i like we check in yeah yeah she's just like she's just it's that same vibe i literally just saw her recently and i was like how like i need you in my life more yeah she's such a special person yeah and she's like she would she would just be i'm so proud of you like harry like that's huge like good for you um but yeah she's cool but and so fucking hot and it was amazing it was so much fun that's so good yeah um okay so do you think you're in your reformed fuck boy era um i think i passed past it. Yeah.
I'm like, the reformed fuckboy was the guy that was like,

oh, slowing out and going out.

Like, oh, I'm only going to fuck four girls this month instead of 15.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now I'm just like, yo, like, I don't want your energy anywhere near me.

Like, I don't want to give you any piece of this.

Like, I don't want to hook up with someone just to hook up with someone.

Well, then what is the girl that you're doing with the boyfriend? That was a while ago. Harry? There's one-offs.
There's exceptions. No, I did enjoy it.
The chat was really good, and I did start to, like, damn, this would be really cool. But then, you know, she would do the thing, like, things aren't going well with my boyfriend like it sucks like really when can i see you whatever else and then they're posting like tiktoks and like they're like happily in love and i'm like okay well i'm like don't like fuck me just say like hey like yeah you know i just need you from time to time and that's fine but it was just like i i've started like you're still texting no that was that was before my birthday and it was just like so now you haven't spoken no but if she texts you right now you would answer i wouldn't i don't have feelings for her if she was in town and she just texted you and was like let's fuck okay oh i've already done it but like for me harry no okay they're looking for wifey you're saying you wouldn't date these type of people now.
You're just having fun if you're up for a fuck. Well the thing.
Like I'm not going out of my way to find sex. Okay that's fair.
So like the MILF. The lady with three kids.
Wait I was just gonna ask. What's going on with her? Like I love.
Like we tell each other we love each other. Like I love this woman.
Like she's so incredible. But the only issue is she lives on the other side of the country.
And she has three kids. And they're beautiful kids.
Like she does she live miami okay but i'm just like how did you meet uh she went uh i saw actually i saw in a club in new york and then we were like friends online for a little bit okay and then we just connected and then um anytime i'm with her it's just like i don't know she's just like a woman and she just like fucking she just tells me and she would like hold each other and she was just like you're so amazing like god loves you like this oh god loves you and i'm like oh we love the milk yeah god loves you yeah yeah no but she was like she'll say like such beautiful things is that what you like to hear god loves you from a woman uh well i know he doesn't so i know she's lying through her fucking teeth no but you're just trying to make you feel good yeah but no she like compliments me and i'm like oh wow like and i'm just like dude like what why and she's like you like your milf sex oh it's so good like it's insane like mothers or daddies just know how to throw it the fuck down no it's but it's like i don't know it's just electric whenever i'm near her yeah it's like she has this pheromone i'm just like right like whoa it's like an antenna i'm like in i'm a navy seer i'm like how many milfs had you had sex with i think just two just two you think just two oh i can go no it's okay what are you allowed to talk about that you're doing're doing? So I was in this film that we filmed last year with this amazing director, Alec Roth. When is it coming out? I don't know.
I think he got upset about me because I spoke too much about it. Okay.
But Al Pacino's in it and Charlie Heaton and Diana Silvers, and it's really cool. Okay.
And they're just incredible people, and the fact that that was my first ever acting gig was just incredible incredible i didn't have a big role it was just a couple scenes but it's a start i'm a start yeah and for me like my five-year goal is i want to be like you know when you see kevin hart and you're like i'm gonna watch that because it's gonna make me laugh yes that's where i want to be that's why i'm like trying to avoid all the drama whatever else is because i want to be the guy that you're like i know for 40 minutes yeah or an hour i'm just gonna sit and laugh at this guy like that's so that's the goal is like i'm working on films and movies and stuff and like trying to like move down that direction amazing but in saying that there is uh a few reality shows that are coming out next year are you allowed to say what yes like you're not gonna be the best yes we're manifesting i have the bachelor everyone please please make this the cover photo for like no actually harry's the bachelor i am the bachelor can you honestly you would be a great bachelor. How are you not the bachelor?

Why don't they pick you?

I'm too young.

I'm 26 now.

But you want your future wife and you want your kids.

Bachelor, Batch Nation, DM.

And what are you talking about?

They have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit.

Do they?

Yeah, they're young as far.

Let's fucking go.

I want to be the bachelor and I would be a great one.

I'm a candidate.

I'm ready to fall in love.

And this photo proves it. Right.
You look like the bachelor you are the bachelor i am this is amazing and maybe if you become oh no how about how good is this if you become the bachelor i will host that season of the bachelor can you fucking imagine are you serious and we sit in a room and i'm like harry like do you like elizabeth and you're like i do but like i also like marcia and kennedy and raquel and chelsea you know how nuts can you imagine the ratings abc you know how pay up but like i host it and you're the fucking yeah if you're the fucking host and you're the bachelor hi but imagine how insecure the girls would be like oh do you know alex right this bitch but i'm like guys i'm married yeah like literally harry and i've never had sex but i do care about him and then i would like have your back but i would also like love to talk to the girls abc abc abc hire us that's a great pitch no that's fucking nuts we're on to something you're gonna be on other reality shows that we can see you on yes there's a few few fun ones um thank god i know we're ready to see you back on screen because the thing is i was like i was turning him down for a minute because i'm like i really want to be i really want to focus on acting and i've got amazing agents and all this stuff but then i just you're back well the craziest thing was after the breakup like not even a week after the breakup, I had three huge fucking opportunities like right away. And I'm like, this is like, like bird's eye view.
The universe has just has sent me this to say, congratulations. This is the right decision.
So again, that's why I haven't been heartbroken and like fucking sobbing this time around is because i'm like i just got rewarded for making the right decision i'm excited for you and i think the daddy gang we missed you it's been like too long and i just like we needed harry jousey back in our lives well when i um film this stuff next year i won't talk about it anywhere else oh please sit down with us okay Harry we have we are I think we're done

but we're not done

because you're going to say

at my house

we have so much to talk about

but I love you

and please

never forget us

and we love you

and

how the fuck

could I forget you guys

come back on

I'm your biggest fan

I'm your biggest fan

I love you

I love you so much

thank you so much

daddy gang I love you so much. Thank you so much, Daddy Gang.
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