Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material (FBF)

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Speaker 1 What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding follower, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.

Speaker 1 Come on,

Speaker 1 what? Hey, wait! I forgot how tall you are!

Speaker 1 Oh my god!

Speaker 1 Wait, I forgot how tall you are.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, wait! Wait, what? Sit down. We're just starting.

Speaker 1 Wait, you are so tall. I always forget.

Speaker 1 Let's go.

Speaker 1 What up? Wait, can we check that the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast.

Speaker 1 So excited.

Speaker 1 Harry, oh man, you smell great. Oh, oh, gum.
Oh,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 Does he look good? Is his head in the frame?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's perfect. Oh, hi.
Oh, my God. I'm going to start crying.
I haven't seen you in so long. I was, okay.
I swear to God, I was tearing up for the past week. Stop.
No, my God is racing.

Speaker 1 No, Harry. Okay, Harry Jelsi, welcome to Call Our Daddy.

Speaker 1 It has been too long.

Speaker 1 Isn't it kind of crazy how both of our lives have like gotten bigger and like crazier and like where we were when he first podcasted together?

Speaker 1 Like, right? It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 Oh, my, I was thinking about it on the, like, the last week, and I was like, Holy shit, to be a friend and a fan and to see like you blossom and like how what this has turned into

Speaker 1 like I was just like damn like if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum no I feel the same way about you but it's just like oh no shut the fuck I live in watching all the time and I like I like watch your stories like a proud like friend

Speaker 1 I'm just so proud oh no I like I'm just like dude I see all these amazing guests it's so crazy I'm like

Speaker 1 Alex

Speaker 1 We made it!

Speaker 1 No, you know what's also crazy is I was thinking about this.

Speaker 1 But for guests of the show, like you have come on three times and only. I'm not really so special.
That's what I was going to say. Like, why do I keep coming back, Harry?

Speaker 1 I think because, like, we, like, love each other and we have this, like, good vibe. And, like, oh, and it's almost, like, now we have to, like, catch up all the time and just, like, check in.

Speaker 1 This is so crazy. Did I hear that you just, like, drove a Lambo up here?

Speaker 1 What up, bitches?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I'm not living in a house like this. Hold on, hold on.
I don't live here. Wait, so you just bought this? No, no, no.
It's like my studio.

Speaker 1 You have a whole house in the studio Because like when celebrities are coming I don't want them just like go to like a corporate office and like go past like a security guard and have to go up to like the elevators like it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like

Speaker 1 go in the backyard if you want to swim later go swim like

Speaker 1 everything today. Holy shit.
But it's a I just want to say it's an orange Lambo. Yeah.
Hairy. I ordered it like like maybe two years ago.
Okay so you didn't just rent it for today.

Speaker 1 No, I was I was thinking that when Alex thinks I'm gonna like rent it, but like if you go inside it, like it smells like dog, like Bruce, like slow in everywhere. So it's like lived in.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's destroyed. Wow, and Orange Lambo, like, Harry, like, are you stocking up on your money over there? I'm trying,

Speaker 1 I'm spending all

Speaker 1 Harry. We need to get you a financial advisor.
Let's be smart. No, I get so sassy.
I'm like, let me just fucking buy it. Like, fuck you.
You're kind of like a lady.

Speaker 1 Like, you're like, I'm like, yo, like, I could die tomorrow. Like, let me get, like, let's go 110% in debt.

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Speaker 1 You just celebrated your birthday. Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 How was it? Oh, it was so fucked up.

Speaker 1 We also, you're 26. I know.
When I said that to people before, they're like, that's it. Like, you're only 26.
You're so young. Well, because I look old.
No, you don't. You don't.
You look great.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? But, like, you just, you're so tall and like manly. And I don't know.
I feel like you have, like, you're 35 with like kids in the family.

Speaker 1 Like, nope. I don't know.
You would know if you had kids. They'd be coming for the Lambo.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
So no kids yet.

Speaker 1 No. Okay.
I was, I was excited for a little bit. There was someone that I was like, oh, like, this could be the one.

Speaker 1 And then like, no,

Speaker 1 no, this is not the one.

Speaker 1 Harry, I know. I know, I know.
It was so silly. But like, I was at a point.
Well, actually, last time we saw each other, I was just like... You were like dating Julia Bro.

Speaker 1 And then Jake Paul stole her. I know.

Speaker 1 Like, and that feels like ages ago. I know that's crazy.
So I was, you got me at my worst. Oh, okay.
And now, like, I think I was just like, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't want to have sex with everyone anymore. Well, not like I was having sex with everyone, but like.
There's a couple people that I missed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But anybody looks me in the eyes.

Speaker 1 There's some people that I missed, he said. Like, a couple stragglers I didn't get to insert inside of.

Speaker 1 No, but I was just like, oh, I just want to have sex with people that, like...

Speaker 1 I love and I care about because sex is just so much better when you care. Like one night stands and whatever else.
And then I stopped drinking.

Speaker 1 And now I'm drinking again.

Speaker 1 should we be drinking right now

Speaker 1 I didn't know because I was like okay wait let's talk about that for a second you stopped drinking for how long 13 months okay and and why did you start drinking again okay so it was after Coachella last year I was like you know after a festival you like fucked up in bed for like two weeks I was destroyed and I was like you know what I'm not gonna drink till my birthday and then I didn't I didn't do the math on it and then it was like two months in my friend's like come out let's get fucked up I was like oh no I told myself that I was gonna gonna wait till my birthday and then it got to like 13 months i'm like dude what is wrong with me so you were like you were done with drinking yeah and then what did you do for your birthday oh i was

Speaker 1 i was so embarrassing so all my friends like flew in and then you know the benders started and it was just like

Speaker 1 bad news and we went to carbo and like i could show you some stuff off camera it was Fucked up.

Speaker 1 Like what? Like what were you up to?

Speaker 1 Come on. Just give us a little like.

Speaker 1 No, we were just like

Speaker 1 there was like no one in the clubs and we're just like getting naked, like throwing money everywhere. Like the people that we're with just taking their clothes off.

Speaker 1 And then we were at this very expensive hotel and we're stealing like the fire hydrants and like spraying each other.

Speaker 1 Just like classic, like fun-loving things. Like just classic Harry Jel C.
Probably we paid for the fire hydrants. Good, yeah, yeah, good.
We cleared it up. Yeah, we spent a lot of money there.

Speaker 1 Wait, so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months? Yeah. What was your tolerance like? Terrible.

Speaker 1 I had one shot and I was like,

Speaker 1 yeah. I'm like, I want to have sex.
I want to get crazy. Wait, did you have birthday sex? No.

Speaker 1 There was like hesitation. I don't.

Speaker 1 No. You remember.
No. You're blushing.
You can tell me. No, you just made me know.

Speaker 1 Wait, why?

Speaker 1 For a while, I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 I just don't want to hook up with anyone because this is so draining. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She just put so much into it.

Speaker 1 You're just such a lover.

Speaker 1 You just give so much to you.

Speaker 1 But I was like, the next person I date, I want to marry. So I'm dating to marry.
So anyone who looks at me, like if you,

Speaker 1 if there's, if I don't see that we're going to get married, I'm going to block you.

Speaker 1 Harry, you can't do that. That's not healthy.

Speaker 1 No, you're like the classic thing of like women always say like there are guys that you're like, oh my gosh, like we were in love, but he just wasn't ready to get married.

Speaker 1 And when men are ready to get married, if they just find the person on the street, that's their wife. Like you just wake up one day and you're like, I'm ready for my marriage.
I met the postman.

Speaker 1 I'm like, dude.

Speaker 1 Hey, you want to get married?

Speaker 1 Wait, okay. So, did you have birthday sex? Don't lie to me.
Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 Was it like with multiple people? Like,

Speaker 1 what are we working with? No, no. It was just like, I woke up.
I'm like, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 What? You said sorry to who?

Speaker 1 To the friend. The friend.
Yeah. Because you had sex with a friend? No, no, it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around.
Oh, and they went to get down to Cabo with you.

Speaker 1 No, they didn't

Speaker 1 so it was

Speaker 1 different

Speaker 1 different yeah school of fish okay so you went to cabo then at on your actual birthday

Speaker 1 why we've literally talked about like fingers and buttholes and but you're more reformed i'm trying okay your your outfit you feel more like an adult yeah

Speaker 1 I feel like we're in a therapy session. I feel like I'm your therapist.
How are you? I this fucking

Speaker 1 sex.

Speaker 1 You're married or you're getting married. I'm getting married.
That's crazy. How crazy.
Did you think one day we were going to get married? I was so.

Speaker 1 I think I commented on it and then I had people DM me like, I know you're secretly angry. Like, yeah, of course I'm angry.

Speaker 1 Notice. We're good as friends.
No, I was like, so good.

Speaker 1 If we ever, if in the previous, if anything ever happened, you would never talk to me again. Right.
So like, it's good for you

Speaker 1 and Klout that you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up. Yes.
And we're just friends. But if had we had hooked up, then you wouldn't be here.

Speaker 1 So that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up, we never hooked up. Yeah, because

Speaker 1 why are you being worried about the birthday sex thing? No, okay. I fucked on my birthday.
Okay. But I was just like, it was,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I was really drunk. Okay.
And I probably got taken advantage of. Oh, okay.
Okay. But I feel like it was fun.
Okay. And then, and then the Cabo thing, like, it was just whatever.
But I was also like,

Speaker 1 okay. Do you feel a 26-year-old quarter life crisis era? like what's going on no i am like i'm oh yeah i'm like i want kids marriage and a nice house

Speaker 1 this one specifically

Speaker 1 you're dressing the part for like the dad

Speaker 1 like a half dad yeah you look like wait did you get more tattoos no i'm getting them removed oh oh you're like cleaning it up yeah oh so like we are like we're gonna have to like tone it down today no bring it up

Speaker 1 i've been i i'm coming to see you i was so excited let's go i'm so proud of you so like you crossed now oh you do?

Speaker 1 Okay, I just realized there may be some people that are listening to this that didn't listen to our first two. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I highly recommend, I wouldn't say pause this one, but just know, like, there's a really beautiful progression of like, Harry and I, can we turn out the air a little bit? Getting hot. Um,

Speaker 1 Harry and I started our journey

Speaker 1 three

Speaker 1 years ago.

Speaker 1 Anyways, we've now known each other for so long and it's only become this annual thing almost that we do of like, but then it started to become like we needed time for this one because like now we really haven't seen each other since the last two was a little bit closer together.

Speaker 1 Harry talked about, you know, when like he's fucking girl from behind, like seeing a little bum fluff. Remember that? Bum whiskers.
Yes.

Speaker 1 I asked Harry, like, does, do you, like, look, because a lot of girls are like so terrified. Like, are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind?

Speaker 1 And Harry was like, well, some, like, if I see you little bum whiskers, like, and I was like, oh, so like, girls are like, do I have to shave my asshole?

Speaker 1 And you were like, no, but like, if it's like really bushy, like, maybe, like, clean it out so I can, can like, you know, not focus on just the bum whiskers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now that we're eating ass, I don't want to be tugging on hairs, you know, I don't want to pluck them. What changed for you to begin eating ass?

Speaker 1 Um, I did it a few times, and I just got a, you know, a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience, you know,

Speaker 1 I'm like, you know, did you have curry last night?

Speaker 1 I get my tug is spicy.

Speaker 1 But now I'm like, you know what? I'm in my dad era. What would a dad do? Oh.
A dad would eat ass

Speaker 1 and suck toes. Oh, I got a foot fetish.
Oh, not really. What? I love sucking toes.

Speaker 1 Harry, what in the fuck? Okay, hold on. I went into ayahuasca.
I've got it, developed a foot fetish from that. And then here we are.

Speaker 1 I feel like ayahuasca helps you like go to a different place in life, but you just realized through ayahuasca. I've never heard someone be like, I realize in that I have a fucking foot fetish.
What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Who's who? So you were sucking toes for a little bit there, and you really like it now? I enjoy it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, look, if you're enjoying, you know, laying down, missionary, put a foot in my mouth.

Speaker 1 Oh, while you're fucking them, you're also sucking the toe. Yeah, I'm not sitting there just like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you making eye contact while you're fucking them, sucking their toe? I'm trying not to because I'm like, I don't want you to look at me.

Speaker 1 Right, because it's almost like you're like kind of sucking dick, but like the big toe is.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 Don't look at me.

Speaker 1 Look away.

Speaker 1 Let me enjoy my popsicle

Speaker 1 I honestly kind of love that for you I think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass to really be able to like put that toe in there and like look it around I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1 No, I'm growing up This doesn't sound like a like a quarterlife crisis. No, I have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys and like this big fuck machine like it's been fun.
Wait, what? What?

Speaker 1 I was in a relationship for like a year, so I was just like going after it. There was one day where we didn't, a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute.

Speaker 1 And I was like, you know what? There's a bunch of stuff I want to try. And you're the dance partner.
So strapped her into the bed. And then I was like, I literally used candles.

Speaker 1 She thought I was taking a meeting. She came in my room.
She's like, what's going on? I was like, you just have to shut the fuck up. And you're going to get pinned down.
And you've got no choice.

Speaker 1 And did she like it? She loved it. Okay, that's great.
That's good to clarify, too. Like, when you're pinning a woman down, like, good to clarify.
I call her daddy. She was loving it.
Love, shut up.

Speaker 1 We previously spoke about it. Okay, god.
And she's like, yeah, I just love, like, because she just loves to be dominated. So I'm like, okay, well.

Speaker 1 I think that's also really hot in relationships where like take a little fucking initiative i think sometimes people forget like hey sometimes you should surprise your partner with things i heard that you have this plan you look great in white

Speaker 1 okay are you good okay what plan okay

Speaker 1 what plan are we talking about

Speaker 1 okay i heard you had a plan to be single for three years i think it was when i broke up uh with your ex-girlfriend for the first time and i was like you know what i don't want to do this anymore i just want to focus on myself and i'm kind of in that place right now okay So is that like a hard like three years?

Speaker 1 It's more just like everyone stay away from me unless you're like the wife. Like unless you're the one, you know, which is so scary, a scary thing to say.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, I just don't want to fuck around. I've like I've learned enough lessons.
I've learned everything I need to learn. Yeah.
You know, I know what I like. I know what I don't like.

Speaker 1 Like just stay away from me. Am I allowed to ask? Because I feel like I've seen certain things on the internet where like you and your ex like wanted to stop talking about each other.

Speaker 1 But like, why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other?

Speaker 1 I think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship, like that tends to like

Speaker 1 that'll do it, yeah, that'll really like set you over the line when it's just like, okay, like, hey, you actually have a boyfriend, you shouldn't be like bouncing on that guy.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, so she got so you got cheated on, yeah. I kind of, I haven't really said it, I haven't really said it, but why?

Speaker 1 Well, because I'm just like, I don't want to talk about it. Oh, okay,

Speaker 1 but we're going to talk about it. Yeah, we are.

Speaker 1 Call it daddy, Always gets it out of him.

Speaker 1 You bring up daddy. He's like, every other interview he's asking you, you're like, no, like, it was an inbuilt bull split.
You come on here, you're like, I got cheated on, Alex.

Speaker 1 Every, like, every interview, they're like, can we talk about your exes? I'm like, no. Like, I don't want to talk about it.
Alex is like,

Speaker 1 Harry, how did you find out you were getting cheated on? Oh, fuck. I think, um, well, LA's a pretty small place, and you seem to like figure it out.

Speaker 1 And, like, there was a lot of like emotional cheating, and there was a lot of like

Speaker 1 cheating, uh,

Speaker 1 like messaging other guys, whatever else. And I was like, whatever, but I just were you a saint? Not the first time.
Oh, you guys had two rounds, yeah, two rounds.

Speaker 1 Like, I wasn't like going out of my way, but I would like other people's photos, and okay, but is that the extent apparently? Oh, no, I would reply to some comments and stuff like that, but like

Speaker 1 we love accountability here, like this is

Speaker 1 like it's over, we can like open it up now.

Speaker 1 So, you in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend, you answered some DMs, you were liking some girls' girls' pictures, you weren't being faithful in that sense.

Speaker 1 Like early on, I think early days, like before we officially put like a title on it, like I was still messaging girls and whatever else, which I didn't think was a big deal.

Speaker 1 But then once things got serious and I'm like, okay, like I'm gonna marry this girl, I wanna buy us a house, I wanna do all this stuff, I was just like, okay, no one else matters.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, like s second time around, like, it was this like same person as the first time that we broke up, that we split. And I was like, okay, cool, like, dude.

Speaker 1 are they together now?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. He, he's

Speaker 1 what's wrong with him? No, he's, he's like,

Speaker 1 I'm gonna tell you after. Okay, so you just told me the people.
That's really shocking.

Speaker 1 Okay, so, so you, you thought you were gonna marry this person, but and you were faithful towards the end, also. Yeah, I was being, I was being such an angel.

Speaker 1 Like, I was like planning our future together, and like, I, I don't know, I was being such a good boyfriend.

Speaker 1 I feel like I took care of every aspect of her life, like free, like house, bags, everything she needed. I got her Rolex.
I got her, like, paid for her legal bills. We could use a Rolex.

Speaker 1 I'll take the wedding ring.

Speaker 1 Give me your relationship. Give me your relationship.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Harry, when this comes out, though, is she going to probably say something like, you're lying?

Speaker 1 Do you think she'll say your religion? Of course.

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Speaker 1 Okay, so I asked them to send in scenarios right now if they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy, and if you can kind of break it down for us, like, what do you think this means for them?

Speaker 1 Okay, so number one:

Speaker 1 this guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities, like going to museums and going to parks and going to museums. Museums.
I'm like, okay. Oh.
No, you said museums.

Speaker 1 You said it's so crazy. Sorry, go, go, go, go.
They're going to museum. Museum.
Museum. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who says museum?

Speaker 1 It's museum.

Speaker 1 She went to the museum. What?

Speaker 1 She went to the place with him. She went to the place with him that has artifacts in it.
Yes. Bam.

Speaker 1 But, but he has never once tried to kiss me. The only red flag I saw was this time when he walked me home and I couldn't get inside my apartment.

Speaker 1 He didn't offer me to go to his place, so I had to sleep at my friends. What is the vibe vibe here? Is there an age?

Speaker 1 No, but I kind of feel like I know what this is. Well,

Speaker 1 you go. No, okay, hold up.
I think my thought is, I don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you.

Speaker 1 And I think in a good way, like if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place, I think there's a, there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy of like, come back to my place.

Speaker 1 And like, I think sometimes you have to look inward of like, what vibes are you giving off?

Speaker 1 Like, I think sometimes guys aren't going to go in for the kiss if like you're being a little bit more reserved like they want to be respectful i could be looking at it wrong no no no i i'm fully in agreeance because i think with me like at this point in my life yeah i'm not trying to like take a girl home after going to the museum

Speaker 1 um like right away but like you know

Speaker 1 I could see that he would just like wouldn't want to like overstep like okay you guys are just getting to know each other maybe there hasn't been the right opportunity like I don't remember the last time I ever made out with someone at a museum I don't remember the last time I went to a museum

Speaker 1 but I love that for a date. Like, very educational, like, very chic.
Okay, and here's the thing: I think you got a good guy because pieces of shit, and we've, I think, we've spoken about this.

Speaker 1 Bad guys will just hang out with you at night. They just want to fuck you at night.
That's it. There's only nighttime activities.

Speaker 1 They just want to have wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum fluff. Yeah, like

Speaker 1 baby girl, you're saying the daylight. Like, you're going to like the park.
You've got a husband.

Speaker 1 You've got the one. Right, right.
Send his details.

Speaker 1 No, I think you're right. I think if he's not being aggressive enough, you could also give hints.

Speaker 1 And like, maybe you can make like a light joke at your next dinner of like, maybe I'll get a kiss tonight. And like something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it.

Speaker 1 So you give him the green light.

Speaker 1 Can I get the cream pie? No, Harry. No one says that cream pie.

Speaker 1 No one's saying that. Okay, but this is a good sign.
It's a good sign. It's a great sign.
And I think if you really want to kiss him, it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it.

Speaker 1 No guy's ever gonna say no unless it's my sister.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait. No guy.
Oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you? Yeah, which they wouldn't.

Speaker 1 Right. Your sister has boundaries.

Speaker 1 And like the jalicy family isn't incestual. Unless you want to like talk it all back to me.

Speaker 1 Next guy's headline. So many headlines.
I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.
I love you. I love you guys.
Okay, next one, next one.

Speaker 1 I just want a date with, just went on a date with a guy that I've been friends with. We've been Snapchatting a little, which I hate because we're too old for that.

Speaker 1 And he hasn't texted me since the date. Should I text him first?

Speaker 1 A grown man snapchatting you?

Speaker 1 Do you get out?

Speaker 1 Get out! We, we, are you using Snapchat? No, yeah, no, okay, hold up. We get paid on Snapchat.
Oh, okay. Are you on the program? No.

Speaker 1 Oh, you got enough money. Leave it for me.
No. Send me this content.
No, I'm going to make money.

Speaker 1 No, but I use Snapchat because I get paid on it. And I build a community.
You can build a community. Right, but you're not messaging the girls who are taking on dates on Snapchat.
No.

Speaker 1 Here's what I will say. Some people are stuck in their old ways.
And I think if you are getting stuck on Snapchat, my immediate response is message them back and be like, lol, I don't use this app.

Speaker 1 Text me. And then never open their message again.
That's a clear way to be like, make the person a little insecure of like, oh, yeah, this is not grown shit. Like, let's move off of this app.

Speaker 1 And also, then you wait. And if they don't text you, goodbye.
We're done. Yeah, gross.
Like, get out of Snapchat.

Speaker 1 man on Snapchat. It's all good.
It's all good. He shouldn't even have Snapchat unless he's Harry making money and driving Lambo.

Speaker 1 That'd be a Snapchat. Okay, so I've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now.
He was aware I had feelings for him, but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure.

Speaker 1 Last month, I decided to break it off with him. So he confessed his feelings for me, but said he doesn't want to commit because he has a lot of personal issues.

Speaker 1 He also claims he blocked his ex. Oh.

Speaker 1 What the fuck should I do? Give me a fucking break, girl. Oh, my.
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 Come the fuck on.

Speaker 1 First off, do not fuck your best friend. No.
That's why we've never looked at it.

Speaker 1 Do not fuck your best friend, okay? No, don't. Like, it's just...
If you have something special, why ruin it with for two minutes

Speaker 1 of pumping and humping? So they pumped and humped. Now, now, because she did it, Harry, let's not make her feel bad.
She fucked her best friend. Let's talk a little bit about this manipulation.

Speaker 1 Because what I don't like here is it's the classic, the minute she pulls away, he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back.

Speaker 1 But then right when he gets her back, he's like, but I don't want anything serious because like I have personal issues going on.

Speaker 1 Someone that says they have personal issues going on, absolutely, you can be having that.

Speaker 1 But if it's actually a real connection, someone will be with you even while they're going through their personal issues. I truly believe that.

Speaker 1 And also, if he was serious about you, the ex is never going to come back in the picture. No other girl is going to be around.

Speaker 1 Like if it's legitimately, if this is your best friend and you're like, oh, do you care if I have my feet on the table? Not at all. Okay, cool.
Those are clean-ass shoes. Yeah, they're brand new.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you run to them for the day, just like your car. Same with the shirt.

Speaker 1 Same with the jacket. He's still got the tag on his jacket.

Speaker 1 You're returning all of this. No, it's going back to that.
Even the undies.

Speaker 1 No, okay. But also, if it's your best friend, like, he should love you, like, through and through.

Speaker 1 And, like, if it's that serious and if it's legit, I just think the manipulation and to be like, okay, well, I actually had feelings for you because he knows that you care, knows that you want that.

Speaker 1 He's like dangling the carrot. I agree.
Chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber. Yeah, like let's switch it up.
Like, oh, oh, good one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that was good or really bad, but like we love it.

Speaker 1 Carrots are small. Cucumbers are nice.
Huge. Yes.
And I plant that shit, okay?

Speaker 1 But I get what you're saying. I think anytime a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like, oh, I have, like, I'm talking to my ex.
Let's get out. Let's get out.
Get the fuck out.

Speaker 1 Let's just move on. Like your ex is your ex for a reason.
I agree. We're out.

Speaker 1 Okay, what does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person, connection, conversation, chemistry, but are horrible textors and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out?

Speaker 1 It means he doesn't give a fuck about you. Harry.
Sorry, I mean,

Speaker 1 he, um, the thing is, again, people are busy. And I think that, like,

Speaker 1 take a bird's eye view. Yeah.
You know, take a bird's eye view of like the situation. Okay,

Speaker 1 is he like got a crazy, is he working at museums?

Speaker 1 or is he like got a crazy busy schedule and he can only like fit you in a little bit time but again people can text you back if they want to this is also a thing i would say is it depends what age you're working with but like i remember when i met my i hate this word is still so weird to me fiancé crazy i know it's a little cringe though i didn't even say partner like when i met my partner

Speaker 1 hair he's like i gotta go shut up

Speaker 1 when i met my partner like he was like i like i don't text like i'll text you but like i like i want to call you and so oh, I hate that.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, at first I was like, and then sometimes he would FaceTime me. And I was like, I'll have my like hair done.
Like, oh, but, but, but. what I realized was like, he was just like busy as fuck.

Speaker 1 And when he had moments to connect with me, because he like has a big job and he's like working all the time, he wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me.

Speaker 1 And I appreciated that there was an effort. Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls, but I knew it was an effort.

Speaker 1 If this person's not giving you anything, I think you could always say to them, hey, listen, I get you're super busy, but I would like a little bit more communication in between because I feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all.

Speaker 1 If he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak, that's a red flag of like you're being a little clingy. You're just asking for some in-between communication.
That's good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think everyone's selfish.

Speaker 1 When you said the FaceTime thing, I was like, ew, like, fuck that. I've had friends that call me and I'm like, right, just text me.

Speaker 1 But I realize it's because I'm being selfish and I'm not thinking about their schedule. Because in that situation, I'm like, dude, why are you not thinking about my schedule? Exactly.

Speaker 1 But it's because I'm a little bitch. Yeah, exactly.
I think it's good. I think it's good to realize also, like, you don't need to be texting 24-7.

Speaker 1 That's also something that's like, if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting, you also have to get used to like some adult relationships.

Speaker 1 Like, you don't need to be talking all day. Yeah.
Also, yeah, there's literally friendships like ours. Yeah, we don't text.

Speaker 1 We voice note. We do.
Okay, listen to this one.

Speaker 1 My best guy friend tells me he wants to try a relationship, but then goes out with his ex three days later he then apologizes and said it's just as friends but then he goes to a baseball game with her i get that they have the same friend group but dude move on before you pursue me at all question being can you be friends with your ex and move on

Speaker 1 um i think being in a it's it's kind of scary like being like i'm a very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like you know, in the same friend group and they're all hanging out, it wouldn't make me feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't make me feel excited. Like I wouldn't be like, oh, fuck, let's go hang out with Big Jimmy.
Like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock. Like, let's go.

Speaker 1 Like, I wouldn't feel excited about that situation. I think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you're in a new relationship and you're still friends with your ex, unless you have a child together and you're trying to be amicable, that's also a different word, amicable. You're not friends.

Speaker 1 Like, we're going to like get a drink together. And like, go to the channel.
No, no, like you've been intimate with each other. Like, keep it moving.
Like, there's no need for you to do that.

Speaker 1 Okay, but what about a one-night stand or something of like,

Speaker 1 I think if you had a one-night stand with someone and what you're saying, then you become friends, and then you get into a relationship, you're still friends with that person that you like one time had a one-night stand with.

Speaker 1 I think, yeah, but you shouldn't hang out alone. Just out of respect for your partner.
Yeah, would you tell your partner?

Speaker 1 See, that's a tough one. Oh, that's hard.
That's a tough one. I think maybe if it, because I feel I'm under the impression that the truth always comes out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think I would because I think also, also, like, if roles were reversed, I'd feel really hurt if I was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and I didn't know.

Speaker 1 And even if it meant nothing to either of them, I would feel like the idiot.

Speaker 1 And you're right if something came out, if someone made a joke and I'm like, and then you find out that your partner didn't tell you, that's a bigger deal than if they told you.

Speaker 1 But you also then have to be mature enough.

Speaker 1 If your partner tells you, yo, I doesn't mean anything, then I think you also have to be mature enough to like be like, okay, I can see this person and be amicable with them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Very mature. I call it one-date wonder.
Why go on a first date, text me, and saying you had a great time, so much fun, want to do it again, and then fade out.

Speaker 1 It's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much. Why do you guys do this?

Speaker 1 Because we don't want to feel like the bad guy. You know? Like, I want to text you.
I want to tell you it was amazing. And then, like, I just like let it fizzle out.

Speaker 1 Because, again, people are selfish and people just think it about themselves. Yeah.
And it may be if they have a good soul, they have a good heart, they don't want to upset you. You know? I get that.

Speaker 1 I almost think, though, like, sometimes the, like, the false hope is more hurtful than just, like, ghosting.

Speaker 1 I would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like, I had the best time with you, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm like, oh, great, let's meet up again.

Speaker 1 And then, like, they keep like just like passing me off. And I'll

Speaker 1 ghost them. Yeah.
But I think what you can know is no matter what, it's hurtful, but just take it as like, okay, you didn't waste your time. The person doesn't want to go out with you again.

Speaker 1 It's okay. It hurts, but.
Don't trust anything a man says. Oh, this one's sad, but it's like a classic.
You can just answer this. First date, the guy told me he's looking for a wife.

Speaker 1 Two months into dating, he said he's not looking for anything serious.

Speaker 1 It was me.

Speaker 1 It was me. Sweetie.
Yeah. Sweetie.

Speaker 1 He hates you.

Speaker 1 Like, what do we, like,

Speaker 1 what do you think? Say thank you.

Speaker 1 No, here's the thing. Like.

Speaker 1 Look, some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like, you know, I'm serious. It could be a fuckboy tactic.
This could be like a full like. He doesn't like you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's just, it's just not it. I think the answer is, listen, he could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife, and then he quickly realized, you ain't my wife.

Speaker 1 And so now he's like, I don't want anything serious. The point is, he said he doesn't want anything serious.
So you can, it doesn't matter. He could be lying that he wanted a wife.
He wanted a wife.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. He doesn't like you.
He sucks. Move on.
Let's talk about nudes. Oh, yay.
Do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to?

Speaker 1 I think guys are different, no?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. Because we have to fluff it up a little bit, you know? People like, do you ever reuse a good news? Yeah, yeah, of course.
Oh, yeah, like, all of them.

Speaker 1 Like, my dick was looking real good that day. Yeah, no, no, no.
Like,

Speaker 1 I don't look amazing all the time. Totally.

Speaker 1 It's cold. Totally.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm a little weenie. Yeah, no, it's just the helmet.
Like, get out of here, you bastard.

Speaker 1 And sometimes you don't want to have to, like, get it up to send the pic. Yeah, but okay.

Speaker 1 Here's my question to you. Okay.

Speaker 1 So I was talking to this girl

Speaker 1 and I sent her like a nice, like, fun photo. And she's like, have you used that one on OnlyFans? And I'm like, oh, why is that an issue? And she's like, well, then it's not for me.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, fuck. I kind of get that.
I'd be like, because do girls care that you're on OnlyFans? No, not necessarily.

Speaker 1 Well, no, because I'm like, you want to go, you want to cry or you want to go to Hawaii? Like,

Speaker 1 do you want to get in the Lamborghini? Or like, do you want to sit on the sidewalk? Like, I don't know. Harry.
Like, I love you. Like,

Speaker 1 it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 I was told you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans. Can we talk about it for two years? Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
But with

Speaker 1 there was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about. Then here we are.
Is it mostly men that are consuming your content? 50-50. Oh.
And yeah, I got my older ladies in there. Older ladies.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shout out my moms. Yeah.
My gosh.

Speaker 1 Older women and then

Speaker 1 my boys. Your boys.
Yeah. That's great.
And so you're making bank. We're doing okay.
I could see you're doing great. We can do better.

Speaker 1 We could be you.

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Speaker 1 I think I would feel that way too. If I was like, wait, like, you just gave that to like your mommies and the gays.
Like, I want it to be, like, a personal photo for me.

Speaker 1 I don't want to condone lying, but like.

Speaker 1 What? Then she's going to like subscribe to like triple check it was on OnlyFans? Like, no, but I was funny. But yeah, thank God.
You know who did subscribe?

Speaker 1 My best friend's girlfriend who was friends with my ex and she showed me.

Speaker 1 And this was actually actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because I fully lost trust for my best friend's girl. I love him.
Right.

Speaker 1 But like she showed me their text messages of her, of both them laughing at me and like screenshotting my OnlyFans and all the stuff.

Speaker 1 And I just said, look, I'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like.

Speaker 1 Because me and her had a conversation. She said, hey, are you posting this? Did you post that? Yeah.
On OnlyFans. She's like, one of my friends said he subscribed.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, okay, well, you can just ask me. Here's my phone.
Right, like, look at my account. Go through it.
And that was the biggest thing for me. Like, that was, that's what really hurt me.

Speaker 1 Like, I was like sobbing because I'm like, dude, like, none of your life is like, it would be anywhere where it is without this.

Speaker 1 And you're going to sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like going in. I'm like, dude, like.

Speaker 1 What? Like, what the fuck? When you decided to do OnlyFans, were you nervous about people like making fun of you?

Speaker 1 i think like in this space you're always like nervous about and actually if you have a fucking social media account if you're watching this like i'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else for me like initially i did it when i was single right and then i i would do crazy stuff i post crazy stuff whatever else and then when i got like fell in love i was like oh god like i don't want to you know if she's not okay with this i don't want to do it like for her and that was where like the judgment really set in because I already felt ashamed because I didn't like she was telling me my family condones it they hate it.

Speaker 1 They don't want they don't want me to do it. Like it's embarrassing like how you speak, how you do this stuff.
Like my family's like embarrassed.

Speaker 1 So like it already like hurt me because I was already like worried. And then showing her showing me the messages between her and her best friend.
That's really mean. Yeah.
I was sitting there.

Speaker 1 I was like, damn, like,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 right. You like, no, this is already something that's really personal to me and I can get like sensitive about.
So to say, like, to know that your own girlfriend was like making fun of you

Speaker 1 for something that is like very personal and it's a decision that like you've made. And like,

Speaker 1 is your family okay with it? No, my family loves it. Like, are your parents subscribed? Yeah,

Speaker 1 like, my mom was like, I want to see how big it is. I'm like, mom, you need to cut that out.
Mom, stop. Yeah, cut it out.
We're blocking all of Australia for a while. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 How long do you think you're going to do it?

Speaker 1 You know what? I said I was going to retire by the end of the year. And you're not.
Well,

Speaker 1 there's a lot coming up for me.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a movie coming out. There's a bunch of crazy shows that are coming up.
So I think by the time I finish filming all this stuff, it should be three or four shows.

Speaker 1 It's going to be like, okay, cool. I don't want to.
Because

Speaker 1 I love it. I love connecting with people.
I love having that community. Like, going on live and just not giving a fuck.
Like, I got the Fuckatron 4000 out.

Speaker 1 I was doing like dildo races along the floor. Like, I was like, go live and just do weird shit and like have fun.
Right. Like, I couldn't do that on TikTok.
Absolutely not. Or I could.

Speaker 1 And you would be banned. Wow.
So like, that's so cute. You're like the little community I've built.
So you're, and you're also making money. So like, yeah.
But I do feel like that's also an industry.

Speaker 1 What I've heard is like, it can get really addicting because the money. And it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house.
And then all of a sudden you're making money.

Speaker 1 Like there's, it's hard to like find a day. Like, why would you stop? Well, and it's also like scary.

Speaker 1 Like, I, I feel, like, scared and worried for people that like maybe are new to it and they they feel like they have to show more and more and more to make more money and like try and keep that like money like baseline but it's just just like for me, I'm all about building the community and then the rest of it's going to come around.

Speaker 1 You know, like

Speaker 1 you're doing everything on there, but you didn't, you're doing everything on there. But okay, but you didn't have your girlfriend on there.
No, no, no way. What? But just.
Yeah, just your thing.

Speaker 1 No, that was the one with the boyfriend. Gotcha.
You know what? She.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Say it. No, I can't.
Okay. That whole.

Speaker 1 Oh, whatever. What?

Speaker 1 Harry, you can't keep giving me good shit that that I can't use in the podcast. Say her biggest enemy.
Your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes, and that girl has a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 All these fucking girls with boyfriends just sliding into your fucking DMs. And we had the craziest sex.
We, and you fucked her? And she has a boyfriend? Harry.

Speaker 1 No. No, no.

Speaker 1 I know. At some point, it's not your responsibility.
Well, exactly. I'm like.
It is, though, if you start dating her and think for a few seconds that she'll be faithful, just like your laugh.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. You lose him how you get him.
Exactly. That's what I figured out.
Uh-huh. So don't date her.
No, but it's

Speaker 1 fun.

Speaker 1 She's hot. Violent.
She's hot. Like, she's a little pick her up and just like my human pocket pussy.

Speaker 1 Poor, poor boyfriend, huh? Or no, loser. Yeah, what a loser.
Wait, what a loser. I'm sorry, he's a great guy.
I'm sorry, he's a great guy. Yeah, what a fucking loser.

Speaker 1 You know, you losers that get cheated on. Fucking hell.
Harry. Wait, Harry.

Speaker 1 Harry.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, go.

Speaker 1 I got more stories. Okay, wait, I didn't realize that you sent nudes to stand out and get accepted when you were applying to reality shows.
Yeah. Brilliant.

Speaker 1 How did they not send like a seasoned assist? Because their nudes were that good.

Speaker 1 Well, no, so it was just like, I'm like, dude, there's so many people that are just like, hey, I live in my mom's basement. I want to be on reality TV.
I was like... How do I stand out?

Speaker 1 Let's let Big Jim and the twins hang. Like, what the fuck? Like, I was just like, dude, they're gonna, they're gonna, like, they're literally scrolling no no no cock what is it about fuck okay sure

Speaker 1 this guy's crazy so you submitted was it like a good nude or just a literally picture of your dad literally no yeah just like if it was a photo like a mirror selfie is that a worm

Speaker 1 what's going on

Speaker 1 let's let's call that guy up to get him to the doctor

Speaker 1 it was a mirror selfie i have a pretty penis

Speaker 1 so like

Speaker 1 she wouldn't know no i wouldn't know but i can imagine Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty. Circumcised, beautiful.
But it was a fact. Now the uncircumcised aren't.
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, rats.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 We don't, we don't judge.

Speaker 1 We don't judge, but we love a little.

Speaker 1 Who am I to say? I've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumcised penis.

Speaker 1 I've seen my best friends and I'm like, dude, you're going to cut that off.

Speaker 1 He's like, that's too late. I'm like, brother, I'm telling you.
You know what? To each their own, he's special. He has a little extra coverage.
Whatever. Shut the fuck up.
Tell me the story.

Speaker 1 You're sending nudes to reality TV shows. Yes.
Because I was like, okay, how do we keep a face, like everything in the mirror, just like it's me here? Hooray. Like, I'm locked in.
I'm loaded.

Speaker 1 Because, like, again. Is this literally you? Yeah.
Were you smiling in them? I don't know. I was probably like, yeah,

Speaker 1 like, cock.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, okay.
Here's the thing. When you're applying for reality shows,

Speaker 1 you have to think there's 10,000 other people applying. So, like, okay, they're going to ask you a question.
I'm going to fucking lie. Like, I'm going to play up my life.
Like, it's so crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, in my interviews for Tuate Handel, when we're sitting there, like, I'd walk in the room in my undies, and they'd be like,

Speaker 1 Have you got no clothes? I was like, Do you think I care? Like, and they'll be like, what? So, I'm playing up a persona of myself because again, I was just some little boy in New Zealand

Speaker 1 that was just like, What the fuck do I do? I want to make people laugh, I want to entertain people.

Speaker 1 I get that, so I was just like, fuck it, I'm gonna be crazy because at the end of the day, the more crazy you are, they're gonna like, they're gonna see dollar signs. Yep, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, I went in, I was like, cock and balls out, the whole shebang, and then in the interviews, I was just like talking crazy. Like, how many girls have we like had sex with this week?

Speaker 1 I'm like, like four today.

Speaker 1 I'm like, right, you're like, I didn't, this isn't happening. Yeah, it's not happening.

Speaker 1 I actually really like that, and I think that potentially now moving forward, they're going to get a lot of people sending in nudes. Please send them and send them to me.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 No! No! I forgot, I forgot. I fucked it.
I fucked it.

Speaker 1 I was waiting for the chance to fuck it to me. Wait, let's tell you.
Let's feed dudes. We love it.
Let's tell them.

Speaker 1 Okay, so the first ever podcast, the first ever podcast that Harry and I did, we were like joking and I was like, oh my God, daddy getting like send Harry nudes. Like, it was a joke.
It was insane.

Speaker 1 And like, Harry literally texted me after and was like, Alex, like, my DMs, like, I'm getting so many nudes. I legitimately had, like, 10,000, like nudes

Speaker 1 in like 30 seconds. Like, it was fucked up.
And I'm like, Harry, like, I'm like, where are you coming from? And, like, thank you. Like, it was insane.

Speaker 1 I remember getting that text and be like, thanks so much for a great experience. Also, like, I have so many nudes in my DMs.
Like, thank you. Like, you're an angel.
Yeah. Great work.

Speaker 1 Great working with you. Send them now.

Speaker 1 You have enough. Yeah, I got enough for you.
Please add. Have you ever sent one of those pictures where like you have an object next to your dick for cyber reference? You know?

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 I think,

Speaker 1 yeah, I think like a pencil. I don't know, a baseball bat, yeah, an asparagus.
I was like, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, no, I think a truck, yeah, right, like a guy usually like a remote control. Like, what's the point of that? But I feel like that's if you have like eight, nine inches, right?

Speaker 1 You're like really trying to show it off. Yeah, I'm like, dude, but also, it's just like, no one's looking at that, like,

Speaker 1 you're like, oh, fuck, I'm going to be sore, you know?

Speaker 1 I like big dicks are really scary. Yeah.
Like, I don't like those. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Terrifying. Yuck.

Speaker 1 Okay, we're going to go. We're going to play turn offs or turn on.
Tell me if this is a turn off or a turn on. Okay.
Nipple piercings. Turn on.

Speaker 1 Being choked. Turn off.
Like, I would love to choke, but if you choke me, I'm going to get the fuck out of there. Okay.

Speaker 1 Shy girls.

Speaker 1 Shy girls are usually freaky as fuck, so you turn on. Full bush.

Speaker 1 I've had it once.

Speaker 1 Once?

Speaker 1 Look, I really clean up for you, Harry. Yeah, I was surprised.

Speaker 1 Yeah. and you still

Speaker 1 went down on her, but I was just like, oh, fuck, like,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 where is it? Where is it?

Speaker 1 It's like, that's the clip. No, oh, wait, that's like a hairball of crust.
Yeah, yeah. It was like a little mine.
Is that food? It was that crust. No, okay.
I don't. The thing is,

Speaker 1 I don't care, but like, it's just harder for me to eat you out. And I love to do that.
Just get trimmed a little. Yeah, fucking clean it up.
Oh, I had toe sucking on the list.

Speaker 1 Well, we know how wearies on that. I love toe sucking on the list.
How do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing? Sexy. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think it's kind of fun because, like, what's underneath?

Speaker 1 A little lock nest monster? What do you got under there? That.

Speaker 1 Anal fingering.

Speaker 1 For me? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I've never had it done. So I can't speak on it.
What?

Speaker 1 I'm just too afraid. I'm like, I know what comes out of that thing.
You're not letting anyone near your bum hole? I think actually a girl ate it on the weekend.

Speaker 1 On my birthday. But I don't remember because I was really drunk.
Yeah, but like, you clearly remember.

Speaker 1 You're like, I don't remember, but she may have put her head down there and she was like eating my ass.

Speaker 1 But no, it was pretty. Yeah, she was trying everything.
Wait, why? So you're not letting anyone do ass play to you. No, not yet.
Because I'm just like, it's

Speaker 1 when you find wifey, you're gonna want that. Your life is gonna change.
Yeah, but I put a finger around there and I'm like, oh, you're like, that's scary.

Speaker 1 No, because you can't, you can't do it yourself. You have to have a partner.
Oh, okay. Well, yeah.
I was also like, it was like me and the shower confused in the corner.

Speaker 1 You're like, that isn't a good ass.

Speaker 1 That is that.

Speaker 1 And it comes out, and you're like, nah, that's too much.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, it's effective. No, I swear, you'll like it.
You'll get there one day.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Filming yourselves, having sex. I think it's kind of sexy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But have you ever had an issue of like, ooh, we filmed it? And then like people being like, delete it.

Speaker 1 I had this girl where she was like, yeah, film it, film it. And then when I fell asleep, she was trying to like send it to her phone.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 And because I was like, hey, like, I don't want that on your phone. Like, I also, we just started seeing each other.
Like, I don't really trust it. I'm like, if we're dating, sure.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But, like, I just was like, yeah, I don't, I don't want that out there. And, but the thing is the reason why it made me feel weird is because

Speaker 1 like if we had the conversation when we're awake but yeah yeah the reason why it was weird was because I was asleep very creepy and then you woke up and

Speaker 1 I woke up with my phone and my face like her trying to unlock

Speaker 1 and I was like what are you doing and she's like I want this video I'm like dude fuck off and I was like look while we're here let's delete it yeah delete it delete it from recently deleted got got rid of it because I was like it's scary you hear about those horror stories of like people trying to like put the face locator on your face but like so you've had that happen before People try to open your phone through your face, yeah, and you literally like and then it opens.

Speaker 1 Isn't that weird? Like, you can kind of tell when someone's like looking at you when you're sleeping. Yeah, okay, that's sad.
Um, how about butt plugs? Yeah, love them, okay.

Speaker 1 Not for me, but for girls, whips, yep, sure. Oh, um, just like whatever, talking during sex, so good.

Speaker 1 I say some crazy shit,

Speaker 1 yeah. Do you not like if a girl's mute?

Speaker 1 I love it when you talk or like indicate what's working for you, right? Like, that feels so good. Yeah, not everyone's like

Speaker 1 the same like setup, you know?

Speaker 1 Like you want to make sure that, you know, some girls like my friend was saying he was fucked this girl in the ass and she squirted from in her, like out of her art, not out of her ass, but like from getting fucked in the ass.

Speaker 1 Oh. So like.
Some girls like that. Some girls like it only been on their clit.
Some girls like G-Spot.

Speaker 1 So it's like, you tell me how I can best service you because I know that this is going to be done in minutes. So right.
Like, I know what works for me. So you tell me.

Speaker 1 All I have to do is put the tip in and we're good. But like, for you, I know you're right, we're a little bit more complex.
Yeah, like a Da Vinci code.

Speaker 1 I have to sit there and like do a Rubik's Cube on your code. Yeah, so help me out so we can get there faster.
Yeah, like, let's make it better for you. You're such a giver.
Ah, I'm doing my best.

Speaker 1 You're such a giver. Yeah.
Roleplay?

Speaker 1 Yeah, fun. Fun.
Turn on. Biting.

Speaker 1 This girl bit me one time, but like too hard. It drew blood.
And I was kind of just like...

Speaker 1 Like, I'm in pain. Yeah, I'm not turned on.
Like, I thought, like, I thought there was a dog in here. Is there a chihuahua attached to my shoulder? Like, a little nibble here and there.

Speaker 1 Wait, like, a little biting, I think, is good, but when I'm literally, like, ow, and then the next day I wake up and I'm like, that wasn't, like, fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, like, there's a difference between, like, choking where you're like, ooh, like, this is, like, getting me going, but, like, biting, you're like, that just hurts. Yeah.
Like,

Speaker 1 heavy PDA.

Speaker 1 Ew. Yeah, get rid of it.
Yeah. Bleached assholes.

Speaker 1 We're eating ass now, so bleach them. But you still love the ones that aren't bleached.
Yeah, actually, there was this girl that was in our...

Speaker 1 there's this girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life and i was just like you know what who cares like whatever

Speaker 1 like that

Speaker 1 there was stains up the walls you know but it was like whatever who cares i checked it was wiped

Speaker 1 you're just saying it was naturally really dark yeah

Speaker 1 yeah it was like a black hole

Speaker 1 No, it was it was really dark, but it was just like, but you were like down for it. You're like, oh, yeah, who cares? Yeah, like, you know, we're all built different.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like we're all built different. Like, like, speak your truth, girl.
Yeah, like, like go for it. I'll still lick it.

Speaker 1 Sexting. Yes, but if it's the only form of your communication, then no.
Yeah, like I'm like so over sexting, unless it's like actually, because I know we're going to fuck later.

Speaker 1 And like, it's like a little flirting, like, build up. Like, it's foreplay during the day to get wild at night.
But, like, I just think like aimless, dumb sexting that I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 I have to go into my interview now. Like, what the fuck is the point? Like, now it's just a hassle.
Like, I'm like, me and that, me and that girl with a boyfriend. It's like, that's all we do.

Speaker 1 Sexting?

Speaker 1 Right, like, just come over. Like, let's fuck.
Yeah, like, yeah. Delta me boyfriend.
Yeah, yeah, literally. No, but then you wouldn't want her.
No, I would not. You can't date her.
I would not.

Speaker 1 She doesn't live here. Harry.

Speaker 1 She doesn't live here. As if if she did,

Speaker 1 Harry.

Speaker 1 You're going to literally do the same thing as your last ex. Your ex was fucking a guy lying to you.
The next girl I see, I'm sending, I'm going to send her here for a screening.

Speaker 1 And you're going to put her in, like a. Sit her down.
Yeah, full, like, spray her down with like chlorine. Because, look, we got to figure out, like, are you putting a ring on that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You can't put a ring on that. Because she's fully cheating on her boyfriend with you, and she'll do the same thing to you, motherfucker, you little loser.

Speaker 1 Okay, how do you feel about handcuffs?

Speaker 1 Nah. No.
It's just too much effort, bro. Like, get some rope.
Loud orgasms.

Speaker 1 It depends.

Speaker 1 I've hooked up with a few girls that it sounds like a fucking fire truck. You know, like, someone just got, like...

Speaker 1 The SWAT team pulled in. It's like,

Speaker 1 you know, you're like, can we just... Like, just stop.
We're like, do you do that when you're alone masturbating, girl? Like, probably not. Yeah.
I, I like, I like it when you know and you feel it.

Speaker 1 And it's just like, right. Because they're being quiet or like, you know, talking a little bit throughout the process.
And then when it comes in, they're just like

Speaker 1 shaking and like letting it out like that. Like, that's like hot and sexy.
But sounding like a fucking dog that just got his leg run over isn't like hot. Like.
Right.

Speaker 1 And it's also usually, you know, like, this is performative. Like, you don't actually have to be screaming this loud.
There's a natural reaction you can have when you have an orgasm.

Speaker 1 But like, I could be quiet when i had an orgasm period sex you know what i'm a bad boy i don't mind it i don't mind it i really like i my one

Speaker 1 yeah i don't care i don't know blood bond i don't know

Speaker 1 i get it though because girls on their period are usually way hornier i don't give a yeah like

Speaker 1 Dude you get freaked out of it. It's like, fuck off.

Speaker 1 My only rule is I'm not going to you out when you're in your period. That's fair.

Speaker 1 But even if you're on your period, like you could like go around the clit a little bit. You can, you can, but it's also like for me, yeah.

Speaker 1 If I'm gonna go down there and go to town, you wanna go to town? I don't care. I don't care, but I'm like, I'm gonna suck on everything.
I'm gonna suck the blood out of that shit.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come up with a blood clot on my tooth. Like, but the thing is, so that's why I'm like, you know what, unless we're like fully dating, I probably won't do that.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I don't care about blood sex. Like, I'll just

Speaker 1 put a towel down. But the thing is, I understand that girls are like embarrassed and worried about it.
It's like, who cares?

Speaker 1 Like, that's why, like, I think half women are like, oh, is the guy going to be freaked out? Why do men not just be like, I literally love fucking you? Like, I literally could care less.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's the thing, but I feel like it has to go through a little bit of like talking and like whatever else. But I'm like, as soon as they say, I'm on my period, I'll lay the towel down.

Speaker 1 I'm like, we're gonna put the blankets over and we're gonna stare into each other's eyes.

Speaker 1 And then I'm not gonna look. I'm gonna pull it out and we're gonna like put a towel there.
Right, you're just like not gonna lay. Yeah, lay there.
Right, it just feels wetter. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 A little mushy. Yeah, a little mushy.
Okay. A little bit of color, a little bit of fun.
Yeah. Love that.
Okay, who would you absolutely die for if they slid into your dms

Speaker 1 oh um i think

Speaker 1 no i was okay there's like a few people say them

Speaker 1 who are you blushing say them then they will i literally was like looking at emrata's page today and i was like damn like she's like effort effortless effort effortlessly the most attractive person on the planet and like me and my friend group like i literally was like my my day is like derailed because she's just like so stunning have you dm'd her?

Speaker 1 I haven't.

Speaker 1 And then they were thinking like I spice would be a lot of fun. And then Sweetie as well.
I'm like, Sweetie would be kind of crazy. But then I'm like,

Speaker 1 I think I messaged Sweetie one time. I don't know if she saw it.
And then, actually, I messaged Iggy Azalea and she replied. She's like, I feel like I have, like, she's a sweet act.

Speaker 1 She's like, I feel like I have to reply because you're Australian. And then I was like, I sent her a voice note.
I'm like, that only works with girls that are American. And she just never replied.

Speaker 1 And then I think I sent her something unsaid. I got nervous.
I'm like, okay, give me my phone. What are you sliding in with

Speaker 1 what did you say to Igazalia no

Speaker 1 some of the messages are crazy like I'm trying to get an idea like what the fuck are you sliding in with over there oh I'm blocked no

Speaker 1 um I said

Speaker 1 it's probably something bad oh I just what what's good oh

Speaker 1 oh

Speaker 1 so boring hurry yeah a little underwhelming yeah well because I think before that I was like what's up little my dm to chloe card actually was what's up you little butter chicken and then i was like oh fuck because then that's all that scandal yo what happened with that i don't know if you remember but netflix had me in their bio oh yeah and there was like a back and forth thing that was going on yeah and i got flowers and this is when i just got my bentley um i got flowers and like cookies no i wrote it off at coachella it's gone yeah whatever who cares it doesn't even exist yeah bently um okay um but i got flowers and like cookies just to say thank you because i was like oh it's actually like it's really sweet and really generous for them to like give me that much care and attention the fact they put me in there by for like a week or two weeks anyway um so someone did like a blind item to dumois and it was like harry i work at a pr agency harry jazz he's like picked up a flowers and a bentley and he's like going because i think they saw me post it like oh he's he's uh i got good word that he's seeing like chloe kardash in

Speaker 1 so then it just spread like wildfire and of course i'm not gonna deny that of course not but i went straight to my dms and I unsent every weird, corny little message that was there.

Speaker 1 How many did you send to her? Like three or four. Oh my god, that wasn't like crazy, it was just like right.
So, you wanted a clean slate, yeah.

Speaker 1 I was like, fuck, like, because now if it gets big, she's gonna, she's gonna be like, oh, who is this dude? Check messages,

Speaker 1 and yeah, it's like, what up, you little butter chicken, right? It's like, you should have your pelican, right? Yeah,

Speaker 1 also, I feel like, like, she may not get your humor, so she's like, I'm not a pelican, you fucking asshole. Like, are you like trolling me? Like, what?

Speaker 1 But she commented on it, and this is absolutely not true in capitals and i was like come on girl like let me have one more day like give me one more

Speaker 1 message her no i left it like i've got friends i have friends that are like connected with her and close with her and a pat one of them said she thought it was like really funny but i feel like you guys could be like low-key good together

Speaker 1 same like like i feel like chloe like deserves a guy that's gonna treat her right but is also gonna like give her the best dick of her life and you're a nice guy

Speaker 1 chloe chloe we're coming.

Speaker 1 No, okay, but I was thinking about it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, damn, I feel like I, because dating outside of this industry is like a little bit difficult because there's a lot of like highs and lows, and there's a lot of like, you know, people get a little bit insecure, a little bit worried.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, damn, I feel like

Speaker 1 my dream is like to have someone, like maybe an actress or someone in that space,

Speaker 1 you know, that's just like that understands it. And that's just like,

Speaker 1 you're just like, yeah. I don't know.
I could also kind of see you and Emrata together

Speaker 1 no like i will text her for you

Speaker 1 i'll be like

Speaker 1 oh

Speaker 1 okay i'm gonna say i'm gonna say something else though okay

Speaker 1 do you want to say it now

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 we will get in trouble and that person will hate us

Speaker 1 I'm fucking crossing my legs like a little bitch. I know, you're all scared.
Yeah, I'm so scared.

Speaker 1 Okay, you, who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with? I'll just bleep it out, but say it to me. That was what I was about to say.
Who?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I was going to say after.

Speaker 1 Was it good? Insane. Like, we had so much fun.
I can so see that. Oh, my God.
Oh, no. Okay.

Speaker 1 And if she's watching this, we love you. We're so sorry.
I love you. You know who you are.
Yeah, she's incredible. This is the craziest shit.
And I've never had anyone say this to me.

Speaker 1 I walk into this room and she goes, I just want to let you know this is never going to go anywhere. You're a big boy and I just need you for one thing.

Speaker 1 And I was literally like, oh no, I'm like, I'm a nice guy. Like, like, it could.
Like, I think I'm nice. And she's like, no, I'm telling you.
Like, I don't want anything to do with you after this.

Speaker 1 I love her. And I was like, wow, like, what a boss bitch.
And then she was literally like, fuck me. We hung out.
And let me fuck you. No, we hung out for the day.

Speaker 1 Like, the funniest thing was, like, I was like, I'm going to press out, picked up my friends Rolls-Royce. And I'm like, Harry, what's what the Rolls-Royce is?

Speaker 1 Do people like that? I feel like I'd be like, you're a douche if you picked me up in a Rolls-Royce. Sorry.
Okay, would you want to be in a Camry?

Speaker 1 Like, do you want to send you an Uber black? Or just, like, what do you want? Yeah, like, a little bit more like... Helicopter?

Speaker 1 Chill, just chill. Okay, but I'm recovering.
Okay, I'm also freaking out because this is the most famous person ever that's like shown interest and is like funny and she's incredible. She's so smart.

Speaker 1 So wait, so you guys hung out all day. And then like a few hours.

Speaker 1 And then the funny shit was she like, she's such a boss. She's such a boss.

Speaker 1 She said to me, she's like, I thought I wasn't, like, she's like, I got another hotel room in the same hotel.

Speaker 1 She had another room because I didn't know if I was going to like you, if you're going to be annoying or not. I was just going to leave.
And then I'm like, dude, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 She's like, but you're cool. And stayed.
And we like cuddled and everything was like really amazing. Like, she was awesome.
That just warmed my heart so much. No, she's like such a special person.

Speaker 1 She's amazing. Like, I am obsessed with her.
Like, whenever we, whenever, it's kind of like whenever I, like, we check in. Yeah, yeah.
She's just like, she's just, it's that same vibe.

Speaker 1 I literally just saw her recently and I was like, oh, like, I need you in my life more. Yeah.
She's such a special person. Yeah.
And she's like, she would, she would just be, I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1 Like, Harry, that's huge. Like, good for you.

Speaker 1 But yeah. She's the best.
She's cool. And so fucking hot.

Speaker 1 And it was amazing.

Speaker 1 It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 So good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so do you think you're in your reformed fuckboy era?

Speaker 1 I think I'm past it. Yeah.
Like, I'm like, the reformed fuckboy was the guy that was like, oh, slowing out on going out. Like, oh, I'm going to fuck four girls this month instead of 15.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm just like, yo, like, I don't want your energy anywhere near me.
Like, I don't want to give you any piece of this.

Speaker 1 Like, unless I don't want to hook up with someone just to hook up with someone. Well, you know, no.
What is the girl that you're doing with the

Speaker 1 boyfriend?

Speaker 1 That was a while ago.

Speaker 1 Harry?

Speaker 1 Okay, I there's one-offs. No, I did.
There's exceptions. No, I did enjoy.

Speaker 1 The chat was really good, and I did start to like, oh, damn, this would be really cool. But then, you know, she would do the thing, like, things aren't going well with my boyfriend.
Like, it sucks.

Speaker 1 I really, when can I see you? Whatever else. And I'm, and then they're posting like TikToks and, like, they're like happily in love.
And I'm like, okay, well. Like, don't, like, fuck me.

Speaker 1 Just say, like, hey, like,

Speaker 1 you know, I just need you from time to time. And that's fine.
But it was just like, I, I'd start like. But you're still texting? No, that was, that was before my birthday.
And it was just like.

Speaker 1 So now you haven't spoken? No. But if she texts you right now, you would answer.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 I didn't have feelings for her.

Speaker 1 If she was in town and she just texted you and was like, let's fuck. Okay.

Speaker 1 We've already done it. But don't fucking hair.
No, okay.

Speaker 1 They're looking for wifey. You're saying you wouldn't date these type of people right now.
You're just having fun if you're up for a fuck. Well,

Speaker 1 I'm not going out of my way to find Sam. Okay, that's fair.
So like the MILF, the lady with three kids. Wait, I was just going to ask, what's going on with her?

Speaker 1 like i love like we tell each other we love each other like i love this woman like she's so incredible but the only issue is she lives on the other side of the country and she has three kids and they're beautiful kids like she's amazing where does she live miami okay but i'm just like how did you meet uh

Speaker 1 she went uh i saw actually i saw her in a club in new york and then we were like friends online for a little bit okay and then we just connected and then um anytime i'm with her it's just like she's just like a woman and she just like fucking she just tells me and she would like to hold each other, and she was just like, You're so amazing!

Speaker 1 Like, God loves you, like this. Oh, God loves you, and I'm like, We love the MILF, yeah, like, God loves you, yeah.

Speaker 1 No, but she was like, She'll say like such beautiful things, is that what you like to hear? God loves you from a woman?

Speaker 1 Uh, well, I know he doesn't, so I know she's lying to her fucking teeth. No, but she's just trying to make you feel good, yeah.

Speaker 1 But no, she like compliments me, and I'm like, oh, wow, like, and I'm just like, dude, like, what, why? And she's like, You like your MILF sex, oh, it's so good,

Speaker 1 like, it's insane. Like,

Speaker 1 mothers or daddies just know how to throw it the fuck down. No, it's, but it's like, I don't know, it's just electric.

Speaker 1 Whenever I'm near her, it's like she has this pheromone. I'm just like, right? Like, whoa.
It's like an antenna. I'm like, and I'm an ABC.
I'm like, where is this?

Speaker 1 Where is this going? How many MILFs said you had sex with?

Speaker 1 I think just two. Just two.
You think just two.

Speaker 1 I can go.

Speaker 1 No, it's okay. What are you allowed to talk about that you're doing? Um, I was so I was in this film that we filmed last year with uh this amazing director, uh, Alec Roth.
When is it coming out?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think I think he got upset about me because I spoke too much about it. Okay, but Albertino's in it, and Charlie Heaton, and Diana Silvers, and it's really cool, okay.

Speaker 1 And then they're just incredible people, and the fact that that was my first ever acting gig was just like

Speaker 1 incredible. I didn't have a big role, it was just a couple scenes, but it's a start.
I'm gonna start, yeah.

Speaker 1 And for me, like, my five-year goal is I want to be like, you know, when you see Kevin Hart and you're like, I'm gonna watch that because it's gonna make me laugh. Yes.
That's where I want to be.

Speaker 1 That's why I've like been trying to avoid all the drama, whatever else, is because I want to be the guy that you like, I know for 40 minutes

Speaker 1 or an hour, I'm just gonna sit and laugh at this guy. Like, that's so that's the goal.
Is like, I'm working on films and movies and stuff, and like trying to move down that direction. Amazing.

Speaker 1 But in saying that, there is a few reality shows that are coming out next year. Are you allowed to say what?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Like, you're not going to be the bachelor.

Speaker 1 Yes, we're manifesting. I am the bachelor, everyone.

Speaker 1 Please make this the cover photo for like the... No, actually, Harry's the bachelor.

Speaker 1 I am the bachelor.

Speaker 1 Honestly, you would be a great bachelor.

Speaker 1 How are you not the bachelor? Why don't they pick you? I'm too young. I'm 26 now.
But you want your future wife and you want your kids. Bachelor, Batch Nation, DM is.
And what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 They have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit. Do they? Yeah, they're young as fuck.
Let's fucking go. I want to be the bachelor and I would be a great one.
I'm a candidate.

Speaker 1 I'm ready to fall in love.

Speaker 1 And this photo proves it.

Speaker 1 You look like the bachelor. You are the bachelor.
I am. This is amazing.

Speaker 1 And maybe if you become the bachelor. No, how about how good is this? If you become the bachelor, I will host that season of the bachelor.
Can you fucking imagine?

Speaker 1 Are you serious? And we sit in a room and I'm like, like, Harry, like, do you like Elizabeth? And you're like, I do, but like, I also like Marsha and Kennedy and Raquel and Chelsea.

Speaker 1 You know how nuts that are. Can you imagine the ratings? ABC.

Speaker 1 You know how nuts are. Pay up, but like, I host it and you're the fucking bachelor.
You're the fucking host. And you're the bachelor? Hi.

Speaker 1 But imagine how insecure the girls would be like, oh, do you know Alex? Right.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, guys, I'm married. Yeah, like, literally.
Harry and I have never had sex, but I do care about him. And then I would, like, have your back.

Speaker 1 But I would also like love to talk to the girls. ABC.
ABC.

Speaker 1 ABC. Hire us.
That's a great pitch. No, that's fine.
Carrie, nuts. We're on to something.
You're going to be on other reality shows that we can see you on. Yes, there's a few fun ones.

Speaker 1 Thank God. I know.
We're ready to see you back on screen.

Speaker 1 Because the thing is, I was like, I was turning them down for a minute because I'm like, I really want to be, I really want to focus on acting and I've got amazing agents and all this stuff.

Speaker 1 But then I just. You're back.
Well, the craziest thing was, after the breakup,

Speaker 1 like not even a week after the breakup, I had three huge fucking opportunities, like right away. And I'm like, this is like

Speaker 1 bird's eye view. The universe has just sent me this to say, congratulations, this is the right decision.

Speaker 1 So, again, that's why I haven't been heartbroken and like fucking sobbing this time around is because I'm like, I just got rewarded for making the right decision. I'm excited for you.

Speaker 1 And I think the daddy gang, we missed you. It's been like too long.
And I just like, we needed Harry Jousey back in our lives. Well, when I filmed this stuff next year, I won't talk about it anyway.

Speaker 1 Oh, please sit down with us. Okay, Harry, we have, we are, I think we're done.

Speaker 1 Well, we're not done because you're going to stay at my house. We have so much to talk about.
But I love you. And please never forget us.
And we love you. And

Speaker 1 how the fuck could I forget you?

Speaker 1 I'm your biggest fan. I'm your biggest fan.
I love you. I love you so much.
Thank you so much, Daddy Gang.

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