Cardi B: Drama, Divorce, & Diggs
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Hi, Daddy.
I have to tell you, you have been on my dream guest list since I started the show. So to be here with you, no, it's like, you don't even get it.
It's an honor. Thank you for being here tonight.
Thank you. Very excited.
We need to talk about your outfit. Yeah.
How did you pick this tonight? Well, I wanted like to do like a jersey, but I wanted like to do like my style and stuff like that.
And I was like, well, I mean, like,
I was calling my man so I could show him but he's just he's sleek by this time you know what i'm saying he he he sleep right now he goes to sleep right early so on the back of that jersey what is the name mr diggs congrats you look very happy the jersey is amazing it's so cute um okay wait so i heard you had a late night last night almost into the morning you were at the studio what were you doing no i wasn't at the studio I was actually doing a music video with Kaylani and we finished like around 5 a.m.
So I got like in like a at 5 and we did like freaking five wig changes. And I'm like, I don't know how am I going to wake up early in the morning.
Like I am so tired.
It was like seven different scenes. I was.
Are you a night person? I am a night person,
but I was up from 6 a.m. to all the way to 5 a.m.
So I was just tired. How do you feel about this new album coming out? I feel really good.
You do? I do really feel. I feel really good.
A little bit of pressure because it's been almost seven years. It is a little bit of pressure because, um,
I feel like people
are gonna want to be mean just because they feel like it's like, oh, well, we waited seven years for this, so some of them are just gonna talk shit because they just want that, and then it's like, you know what it is, you guys want like these poppy WAP records, and it's that we I can always give you that, you know what I'm saying?
You can always go with that little trap, trap sound and stuff.
Do you drink? Yeah, do you go out and party still? Hell yeah. What is an ideal night out for you and your friends? An ideal night out with my friends.
So I noticed one thing.
I am not the type of person that likes to lounge and then club. I like to go straight club and then after.
Like some people, I didn't know that people pre-game so much. They like to go to dinner.
They like to smoke hookah. Then they like to go to the club.
No, honey, I'm too tired for that shit. I want to go to the club and then after the club, I want to go to the afties to 6 a.m.
I can't do do 8 p.m to 6 a.m i can't do that so you're going like 1 a.m i go well i'm from new york so i usually party in new york and i and i party in miami a lot so i like to be at the club by 2 2 a.m 2 30.
okay wait your name cardi b comes from bacardi the alcohol right what is your go-to drink now oh hennessy
hennessy yes and okay wait tell me who is the most fun celebrity you've ever partied with well there was this one night that me and megan we went to we was in her hotel room.
It was my stylist, it was her hair stylist.
And we was just like drinking and like talking and playing games. And we had such a good time just doing that.
Sometimes those are the best nights, though, because you're like, I didn't even need to leave the room. It was the people that you're with.
It's the best energy. Yeah.
And you're going to actually be able to talk. Cause when you're at a club, it's hard to talk.
Yeah. It was like a couple of days after the VMAs.
We were so,
well,
I don't think she was drunk, but I was drunk as fuck. Off of Hennessy.
Off, off, No, it was actually tequila. She drinks tequila.
Wait, are you a tequila girl, though? I'm not a tequila girl.
It just makes me kind of sleepy. I need to be up energy on dog demon time.
Are you ever not, though? I feel like your energy is like electric. Any room you walk in.
But I can get sleepy. Okay.
I'm a granny, so I get sleepy real quick. Especially if I don't like the vibe or like the DJ is not good because it's all about the DJ.
If the DJ is not good and not playing my records, I'm ready to go to bed. gonna go to bed.
Wait, have you ever fell asleep at a club? Almost.
I think me and my boyfriend, we're very infamous with our friends. Like, we're very infamous at leaving.
Oh, you're like full Irish exiting. If the music is not right, you're out.
We're like, we look at each other, it's like, you want to leave? And it's like, yep. And our friends be like, y'all was leave us hanging.
And they think that it's like, we're ready to fuck.
And it's like, no, we just want to go to bed.
I love that. You're like, I'm a granny.
I want to get the fuck out of here. Yeah, like we'll be like, you know what? We want to go to bed.
Okay, you got your butt pierced earlier this year. Yeah.
How the hell did you decide to do this?
I don't know. How did you know you could do it? I've seen it before.
And so you just randomly decided. Yes, and it was so cute.
Wait, did it hurt? No, it didn't hurt.
But I'm not going to recommend it to people because I have surgery. I have surgery.
on my butt. You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, sometimes people say that my butt is too big, but they don't understand. They already did a butt surgery to reduce my ass.
They did. Yes.
So you know that when people do a tummy tuck in your stomach,
I practically did a tummy tuck on my ass, like on top, so I could remove some bipolimeters.
So like the top of my ass, like that skin part is like numb, like a tummy tuck. Yeah, so when I pierced my ass, I ain't felt shit.
You're like, did you do it yet? It looks cute.
It was the easiest piercing ever. It cost me like $13,000 because it was real diamonds.
And guess what? It went down the toilet.
Cardi? It went down the toilet.
How quick? Like the first week? No, no, it was like a month. But then I realized it was like, hold on.
And it's like, oh, then I was looking around. I was looking at my pants and my panties and stuff.
And I'm like, yep, went down the toilet. 13 fucking K on your asshole.
Oh my God. Ass crack.
Ass crack. It's so cute.
I got to show you a picture so you can see it. It's really cute.
Okay. Yeah.
You can show me a picture after. So now is it just you're it's out? You don't have it anymore?
Or did you refill it? No, no, I haven't. I haven't redone it yet.
I'm just not, I just haven't been in the mood.
But and did you know the person piercing you or did you just walk into a shop one night and be like, what's up? Yeah, I just went to Maria Tash. They pierced me all the time.
They were so excited.
They said they were going to refund me too on the on the on the piercing. So why? Because it fell on the toilet? Yeah.
Oh my God. That's so nice of them.
I know, right?
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Okay, wait. We're going to play a game.
Okay.
That's why I had you bring your phone in here tonight.
So the game is called confess or text. Okay.
I have been doing this with people recently.
Here is what's going to happen, Cardi. Yes.
I'm going to ask you a juicy question. Oh, this is the business.
If you want to answer it, answer it and we go to the next question.
If you don't want to answer it, then you have to text someone and you're going to text the person in one of those bowls. And then there's also telling you what you're going to text that person.
What is the craziest rumor you've ever heard about yourself? Um,
yeah, well, a new one now, because some rumors are a little dark, and some rumors are like, bitch, be for real. Like, there's a rumor that, like, my boyfriend dumped me because my BBL stink,
and it's just like
the way this ass be getting Ian, it can't be no, but it the thing about me is, I'm very, very anal
Funny. I'm very anal about how I smell.
Got it. You know what I'm saying? I don't know who made the rumors that BBL stink, but it's like, it doesn't fucking stink.
Well, how would a BBL stink if you don't got no open wombs? Why? Because your ass is fatter. You can't clean a fat ass.
You don't know how to clean a fat ass?
You do. I do.
And let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
If you get fucked in the ass, I know how to do shit too.
You can't even play with me.
Is it crazy when you read that shit online? Yeah, it's like, is that be fucking for real?
Do you talk about it with Stepon or no? No, we just be joking about it. Like, is that, I heard you left me because my BBL stink.
Okay, next.
Which artist do you think is secretly and sanely jealous of you? Huh.
Oh, it's plenty, honey.
Jesus Christ. All these bitches.
All of these bitches. What's a kink or fantasy you've never admitted publicly? Shit, I think I've done them all.
I would like, in a threesome,
to have a really pretty face girl that I really like.
And we both sucking dick together. But like, not just like my turn, your turn, my turn, your turn, like making out out, clashing on it.
And I love that you specified like really pretty face. What? Because you're going to have to look at her? Are you keeping your eyes open or closed? If I like her a lot,
I mean, you know, it's really passionate when you make out with girls. I'm not, but when you make out, period.
I'm very passionate. Like, I like to make love.
So I'm just not like, it's like, oh, you jerk it and suck it. I jerk it and suck it.
You jerk it and sucking. I jerk it and suck it.
No, it's just like a clash.
You're coming together to make something beautiful. Yeah.
When is the last time you faked an orgasm? It's been a minute. It's been a minute, really.
It's good. It's been really a long, long time.
Did you ever go through a spurt where you were faking them? Yes. We all do.
Mm-hmm. We don't judge.
Okay, name a celebrity who you think would be amazing in bed. Who would be good in bed?
I never really thought about it. You can go for the bowl.
No, I just I'm just trying to I'm just trying to I'm trying to picture maybe one maybe probably like one of like these rapper, these rap girls, like, like, it's like, I'm expecting them to be good and bad if y'all, the way y'all talk.
Uh-huh. That's fair.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, I hope so. I hope you can eat some pussy.
If you're singing about it. Yeah, you sing it.
But then, do they even sing about? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
If y'all have some y'all bisexual shit, I hope y'all can eat some fucking pussy.
What's been the worst PR crisis you've ever been in?
It's so many.
it's so many, but like, I feel like you handle them with grace with grace.
I be pulling my pussy hairs out, they be stressing me out, they want to cancel me, they want to cancel me, and it's just like, I don't mean no harm. Like, matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you when.
I think I know what you're gonna say, the fat phobic stuff, and it's like now that now they're saying that I hate fat people, and it's like, do you think I wake up like, oh, I hate fat people,
I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Like, it's like, what the fuck? Are you serious? Like, no, I don't.
I don't. But it was, it's my, this is why I don't like my fans.
My fans rile me up.
And then when I think it's funny, then I repeat what they say. And it's like,
but, but my fans did it first. And then like the GP, the general public be like, if your fans,
but you know what?
Sometimes like when I get like in trouble, I guess, people be like, oh, you guys give Cardi a pass for everything. You guys get away with everything.
And I don't feel that.
I feel like when I make a mistake you guys want to cancel me so bad but the reason why
I don't get canceled is because I always been like this I'm not like
these I mean I'm not saying that these celebrities are faking the funk nobody's faking the funk I just feel like they're a little bit more private than me but it's like I'm just really being myself I always been myself like it's like maybe sometimes I might be a little bit rougher with my jokes but I'm just a rough joker but I don't mean no harm that's what makes you you.
Yes, okay,
bull.
I knew you would answer all these fucking questions. I'm like, there's no way we're gonna even have to have her to text anyone.
I could just keep going.
You're gonna answer me, or you want me to text, yeah. Oh, because you want me to be messy, okay? Yeah, yeah, messy.
A celebrity, oh my gosh, a celebrity you don't know that well, but have their number, anyways.
Can you help me make a clean version of this
lyric? Micro penis, I call that drowning in the pussy.
Wait, do I even have celebrities' numbers?
Let me see if Lizzo changed her number. Let's fuck with Lizzo.
She's gonna be like, Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I love that you're just calling and not texting. You're not a texter.
Hey, um,
I need your help with something right quick. Can you help me make a clean version of this lyric? Which one? It goes like this.
It's a little silly, but
it's like this: micro penis, I call that drowning in the pussy
wait you said michael michael penis micro penis i call that drowning in the pussy
micro penis i pour that drowning in the pussy yeah if you can help me with that lyric that would be so great i'll call you right right back thank you so much you're such a great person i love you okay i'm gonna think about it okay okay
Okay,
fucking shit. She's a real one.
She's like, all right, I'm going to think on this shit. What you said, micro penis? Yeah.
That was good. Oh, you know what? But Lizzo is the sweetest person.
That was amazing.
Lizzo is the sweetest person. So that's why I was like, oh, I know somebody.
Dude, you know she's going to actually text you later and be like, all right, I was thinking about that. Yes, she is.
You're going to be like, babe, I don't need that. She will.
That's really sweet. She will.
Thank you, Lizzo. She will.
Oh my God, I will.
Oh, my God. Lizzo just text me back.
Shut the fuck up. Let me see what she said.
You have me really sitting up here being like, well, Ron's a micro penis.
She's sitting in there, like, the club thinking about this. Should we tell her the truth? Yeah, yeah.
Message her back.
Yeah, send her a picture.
Not Lizzo literally at the club being like, micro penis.
Surprise. Surprise.
They told me to text a celebrity. I knew you would.
Surprise. They told me to text a celebrity.
I knew you would have my back. I know you would have my back.
Cardi.
Yeah, she's a real one. I told you, she's really real.
That game wasn't that bad. Now, you were good.
You were fucking Team Swift.
You see, I could have text. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you didn't.
You fucking called. I love you for that.
Okay, let's talk about before your music career took off. Let's go all the way back.
You were working as a stripper. How did you get into that? I was working in a supermarket
around my school. Well, the college I was going to, BMCC.
And I got fired. And I was just talking, like, to one of the managers of the supermarket, and I was just like, Oh, I need this job so much.
You think you could talk to this, this, and that person too, so they won't fire me. And he was like, You don't even need this job, like, this is really bad.
He was Turkish.
Um, you don't even need this job. You need, you should go across the street.
They have really pretty girls. You have a nice body.
I know the people there. And I was like, For real?
And I was just so scared. And he's like,
It's nothing crazy. Because I, you know, like, you
coming out of high school and going to college you don't really know what a strip club is or what they do or what was your first day like were you nervous i was very nervous okay wait as you got more used to it did you come up with a signature move oh yes but honey i was a i was i i i know how to work that pole well used to i'm getting a little pounds but i know how to work the pole i was really infamous for for my pole dancing what was your like go-to move on the pole that was like holy fucking shit i i used to go like this and like i could lift my whole body like roll my whole body like from the prep with just with my neck and stuff i don't know how to can't really demonstrate it okay it's okay we can all imagine yeah before this did you know when you were a young girl that you wanted to get into rap i yes i always i always like rap I'm not, I'm not going to say really like rap.
I always knew I wanted to get into music. Like I used to sing and I went to a school for theater and music and singing.
Do you remember the first song you ever wrote?
I used to write like songs and stuff like that. And I used to be like, Mom, look, I wrote this song and everything.
You know, when you used to see the cheetah girls and stuff like that, you just want to be an artist when you see the cheetah girls. Those outfits? Yeah.
Did you want to be one of them more?
Raven was always like me. The star of the fucking show.
The star. Would you write songs about your life or just like random shit? No, like random love things.
I was so
like in love with an imaginary person when I I was like a child a kid I always had a crush in the air
always had a crush on like
nobody
like why do I have a love life with no love
at eight years old
do you remember who your actual like physical breathing human being first crush was yeah um
usher
okay
um
O'Marion.
But no one at school. Huh? No one at school.
Oh.
Not like as that young, no.
In an interview, you said that passions and dreams go out the window when you're just trying to survive, understandably. Yeah.
What ultimately, like during the rise of your career, before obviously the huge success of your first album, like what kept you going in moments where shit wasn't really going well?
Just the fact that the bill have to be paid. It doesn't matter.
It don't matter if things aren't going well.
The rent got to be paid. Like the rent.
Oh, you're crying. Oh, you're sad.
Nobody,
your landlord is not trying to hear that
you ain't made enough money this week, that you ain't got no food to eat, that you're going through it with a man.
They are not trying to hear that shit, bitch. Where's my $1,100? I don't give a fuck.
Oh,
was there ever a time in music that you considered giving up? Yes, a couple of times. Yeah.
Especially in the beginning.
Do you have advice for anyone right now who is like feeling like maybe they need to give up on their dreams because they're just going through way too much hard shit?
It took me about two, three years to get to where I wanted to be, and a whole bunch of songs. I feel like if
you give your job up, you know what I'm saying? Don't
don't be like, oh,
I'm a nurse, but
I want to be a rapper. I want to be a singer, and I'm just going to give everything up for this.
Because if it doesn't happen,
then what? You don't have nothing.
But focus on your plan A, but it's like, make sure you always have a plan B. Some people don't go with plan B.
I go, well, actually, I kind of don't be going with plan B.
You're going to be Cardi B no matter what. You got to believe that shit.
Like, it was one way or another, you were going to be you and famous.
But I didn't thought, I didn't know how I was gonna become famous, though. But you knew it, probably in your soul, that like you were gonna be known for something you just didn't know what.
Yeah, because it's just like everywhere I go, like, it's like I'm special or something.
It's like, oh my God, in every club, in every school, in every job, like it's like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. You're like, guys, I'm exhausted.
Give me a shot.
And it's like, like, yeah, I would just be like, why me? Who is me? Like, what am I? Everybody used to be like, you're going to make it. And it's like, on what, though? Like, I don't know.
Like, I'm not the greatest singer. I'm not the greatest.
I don't know how to act. And then people would be like, but you're funny.
It's like, I'm not good at doing comedy. Like, it's like, what, like,
who sings that song? Is it the mermaid or is it
Mulan? Oh, which one? Like, it's like that song that is talking about what is my purpose. Oh, wait, the reflection in the mirror.
It's like, yeah. Who is that?
Yeah, who is that?
What is it? Standing there. Yeah.
That's Mulan, right? Yes. That's me.
Like, what is my purpose? And my purpose is to be a fucking rapper and spank these bitches.
That's my purpose.
The fact that everyone, even in like your hometown, and your friends, and your parents, and everyone before all of this was like, bitch, you're going to do something. Yes.
You just have that aura about you, which is fucking amazing.
Okay.
you recently said, as you've been lately also alluding to, that there are some female rappers in the industry that can't stand you. Why do you think that is? I think it's a lot of different things.
I think it's because I'm so relatable.
I'm so relatable.
And I think they think, like, it's like, why am I not in her position? Why her and not me?
And
the thing is, that is that I might make it, I might be relatable. I might make it look easy, but it's really not.
I put a lot of thought to it. I have a team.
And even when you have a team, like it's like
you operate it.
So if you're not really...
Like me, sometimes I will just wake up at 3 a.m. And I have an idea and I call patients.
I call Colin. I call my managers.
It's like, we got to do this.
I could come up with a song. I could come up with a certain type of a beat in my head.
Not even, because I don't, I don't do beats and stuff like that, but it's like, I have an idea.
And I start calling all the producers that I work with. And it's just like, I make it look easy, but I spend a lot of time.
perfecting it, making it great.
Like even the most simplest thing that you'll be like, that is so simple to do, but it's not.
And I think, Cardi, like, I appreciate you also saying that, where people may be are jealous because you are like authentically yourself i think there is a lot of people that maybe if they're talented in one capacity of music yeah they may not be able to like express themselves any other way but through music you kind of do both which is your super stardom i think is like people are like you are funny as fuck i like following you i like watching your food reviews and your tick tocks and your instagrams and your lives and all this and you make bomb fucking music yeah well you're like wait yeah keep going But I don't like, I don't like to waste time.
Like, it's like some people do address almost everything in their music. I don't feel, I don't feel the same ways every single day.
So I have to bust that nut of saying how I feel that same day.
Like that same day, if I'm mad that same day, I have to say something that day because five, four days from now, I might not feel that way no more.
So it's like, I don't want to put us on that I'm talking about this. Well, I don't give a fuck about that no more.
I have to say it today.
So you don't want to like sit and process things you're like i'm gonna say what i'm feeling in this exact moment yeah which could get you in a little bit of trouble it can but it's like i want to talk about it today
that's what i want to do i'm mad today
people have made this whole story that i came in the industry to like
take over somebody's career or like make them think but it's like i never thought about i never thought that i just wanted to become
famous at what I like to do. That's all things.
Sometimes people just don't get along with each other. And And if they don't get along with each other, it's no more,
it's no more like, oh, but I think that they don't get along with each other because somebody from the higher ups wanted to make and destroy and this and that.
No, I was that, this is what I was destined for. I was destined to become this.
Whether no matter who signed me, no matter what, I was going to be
famous and I was going to be a rapper no matter what because this is what I invested my time with, invested my own money with. Like before I got signed, I was investing my money.
It's
nothing more than just people didn't get along with each other, and that's just that. But I'm done with that.
I'm so done with that. I think it's more of a fan thing.
I agree with you.
I also think this concept can get out of proportion, especially with women. Yeah.
And I think it's like, no, there is enough room for other people to like have success.
Yeah, but it's not, you know what? One thing I also noticed, it don't only happen
in the female rap, it just is more intense in the female rap because I feel like female rappers, like we are more
direct,
we're more direct than like pop girls, you know what I'm saying? Like, we're not like fake, shady. We're going to give you the whole tree of shade.
Like, we're not like, oh, oh, I kind of don't like you, but whatever. Like, people are not going to know.
Like, female rappers, we're more direct with the, I don't fuck with you and you don't fuck with me type shit.
However, I do see a lot of fans, like even with pop girlies, like it's like they really make people not like each other. And I'd be like, What? I didn't even know that.
What?
Like, why do you think people do that?
Because it's
fun for them. It's fun for them.
Like,
people, maybe there should be a documentary about fan bases
because it's like some people will really hate somebody else and like some people will make pages dragging people all day long and like the real celebrities don't even don't even have right they're like they're literally finding out news and like oh really I didn't know that about myself how fascinating and it's like where the fuck should these people get this shit from but I agree I think they have fun with it yeah and then to be a part of something it feels fun yeah you end up winning a Grammy For your debut album.
What do you remember at that point?
How success felt it's like really funny when people say like be careful what you wish for because you just might get it and when i ask god for things i don't know maybe i'm really anointed or something maybe i i i don't know i can't i can't explain it but it's like when i ask god for things he really gives it to me but it's like
like
There's bad that comes with the things you wish for.
So you really got to be careful what you wish for like it's like I always wish for this lifestyle I didn't know that this life and money and success would bring so much hatred, so much pain, so much mental health issues.
Like, it's like I feel like I'll be having mental health issues because of this life, but it's just
what it is, it's a lot.
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Okay, we're going to play another game. Yeah.
Wait, but I think we need something.
I've never tried it.
Should I prepare for something?
Well, do it slowly because
you think it's whipped cream, but it tastes like alcohol. So if you take a lot, it's almost like taking a shot.
Stop. It's like taking a shot.
Now I have to fucking do it because now I pulled it out.
Okay. Okay, you got to shake it.
Okay. Then shake it down.
Guys, we are
trying
Cardi's whip shots.
Yeah.
You got to put it this way. No.
Yeah.
Okay, that's too much. That's too much.
It's alcohol.
Swallower, bro. Are you a swallower? Show me you're a swallower.
Okay, we're done. Oh, you're a quick swallower.
Wait a minute.
What are your little fantasies? How about that? What are your... Well, Cardi, although this feels professional, I did become known for the Gluckluck 9000.
A Gluckluck? You know.
Episode three, back in the day, Cardi, I was teaching girls how to suck dick left and right. But you know what? What? That is very important.
It is. Thank you.
Sucking dick is so important. Yes.
Do you know there's like categories of like
some men?
No, you don't understand.
I have gone in a rabbit hole. I didn't know how special
are eaters
to these men. What?
Hold on.
Rewind.
You didn't know. No, I know.
But listen, these men have these girls on their phone. Everybody has an eater.
And I didn't know that.
And then, like, you'll be like, are you, so, and then you ask them, so if this girl suck your dick so good, why don't you marry them? And it's like,
and they'll be like, I don't want to marry them. I don't really like them.
I don't even know their birthday. I don't care about their last name.
I just know that they're my favorite eater.
So when they suck my dick,
they're the best at sucking my dick.
And that's that. Have you ever been someone's eater?
No.
Well, I don't know. So true.
You wouldn't know, I guess. Well, well, the thing about it is sometimes people say that like their favorite eater is somebody that they just don't care.
They just eat dick. And you know what? Sometimes they don't even fuck them.
They just dare to suck dick, but they never forget about their favorite eater.
Like their eater is always in the back of their mind. Even if you probably fucking them and sucking their dick, it's like, yeah, she's sucking my dick too.
Good, but they're thinking about their eater. Can you believe that? That's how important it is to know how to suck dick.
Cardi,
this is like kind of turning every men. No, no, no.
This is turning into an educational podcast right now. Because
these men have these things, these girls call eaters.
And they're very important to their life, but not really.
So you technically want to get to a point where you are wifey material with a background in eating. Well, yes.
Well, yes, everyone. And that is the TED Talk for today.
No, trust me, I know how serious this is. And you will think,
well,
if he sees her so much, he probably got feelings for her. He probably loves her.
Because why you keep going back to the same bitch? Do you know they don't even care if they're missing a leg?
All they care about is their head. They just want their dick sucked.
By that person. And then what? They're just like, get out.
They'll be like, well, have a good day.
Thank you, Mary. Uber.
Yes. It really be like that.
Like, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Could they ever get to girlfriend status?
I mean, I feel like
the way a man talks to you, or like, if a man don't really want to fuck you and it's just like, it's just a head, like, it's like,
yeah, if he's not like paying for a meal ever or going out in public with you ever, yeah, or rarely ever calling you. Some girls just really want to eat.
Can you believe that? They just want to eat. They just know they were born to eat.
To eat. I swear to God,
it's a weird science. I don't understand it because I never knew, but it's the truth.
This is fascinating. Yeah.
Let's hear from all the eaters. Reach out to us and let us know how.
Let us know.
Let us know. That's fascinating.
Yeah, I want to do some research on it. Okay, we're going to play a game.
Ready?
We're going to call it WAP or Flop. Whop or Flop.
I'm going to give you a scenario. And if it's a turn on, you say WAP.
If it's a turn off, you say flop. Ready? Yeah.
He only wants to fuck to your songs.
I don't, it's kind of like a flop. I don't really want to
fuck to my songs. If you had to fuck to one of your songs, what would it be? It's a song that's on the album.
It's called My Back.
Seems appropriate. Yeah.
Okay.
He is obsessed with sucking toes.
A whoppa-flop? Okay.
Explain. Well, I like where my man love my toes.
Uh-huh.
And I like where my, my, my, you know, oops, stuff, my significant other, like, want to, to like you know play with my feet and stuff like that but it's like if it's a guy that is like i want to suck your toes all day i want to it's like oh my gosh how many toes you suck yeah yeah yeah you got a toe thing but you know what i love my men's feet i'm not like i don't know freaky shit but i just love massaging and rubbing but you're not going to be sucking it to like a degree where you're getting fucking turned on Yeah, no.
He has a super high sex drive and wants to fuck every day, multiple times a day. That's weird to me.
That would be a little weird. Like, it's like, all right, like, damn.
Are you into
what's that stuff called when you went to animals? Animalism, so shit like that? Like, it's like, damn.
Yeah, like, I was like, you want to fuck all the... There is, like, there is, like, sprouts, though.
Like,
right. Like, you go through your thing, moments.
Yeah, like, there is moments that is like... that is like you want to fuck two three times a day but like not every fucking day not every fucking day like if if i have a guy like that it was like
baby you need a job you need a job and it's like what happens if i can't today yes what happened if i can't today like it's like what happened when i'm away he's calling his eater
it's so scary
it's scary
okay he loves rim jobs The hell is rim jobs? You know. No, I don't know what's a rim job.
He's taking a shit. Yeah.
And while he's taking a shit, you're sucking his dick. What?
No, I never. Ew.
My God, I will throw up. I will literally throw up.
Ew. I need someone to write in that's ever given a rim job.
Have you done a rim job? No. So why? Who came up?
So who, as a matter of fact, who came up with this question? Wait, a rim? What is the one where you're oh, a blumpkin? I'm thinking about a blumpkin. You know what a blumpkin is.
That's a blumpkin.
What the fuck is a blumpkin?
You know, sorry, a blumpkin is the one where they're on the toilet and you're
being an eater while you're in the middle. No, nothing on toilets.
Okay, what about a rim job? Is licking the booty hole? Licking the booty hole.
I mean, I mean, some people are, I don't know, I wouldn't really mind it.
The guy gotta like be into that or something because
you wouldn't want to go down there and nigga punch you in your fucking head. You know what I'm saying?
You think you're doing like a really kind gesture? And he's like, bitch, bitch! Fuck
you. Fuck you.
He shoves you through the drywall.
A guy gotta really be into that. You know what I'm saying? Like, a guy gotta be into that.
You gotta kind of proceed with caution. Yeah, proceed with caution, I guess.
Maybe like a light little finger at first, like near there. No, no.
Guys, don't do that.
You wouldn't even like tickle down that area. You know what?
I'm gonna just stay in the balls. Okay.
Stay in the balls. We're staying up north.
We're staying up north.
We're not going down south. We stayed up north.
Okay, perfect. He screams your full legal birth name when he comes.
I'll be like, bitch, you're trying to cast a spell on me?
My name is Belkales Marlene's Almanzar. Oh my god, do that while you're coming.
Belkalese, Belkaliz, Belkalise, Belkalise, Belkaliz, Belkalise, Belkalese. No, add the middle one into it.
The middle name and then last name. Oh, God, that's a lot.
Merleni, Marleni, Almanzar, Almanzar. Oh, my God.
Casting a spell sounds most like it. Yes.
Okay, he wants to watch porn while you fuck, but it's furry porn. Furry.
What does that mean?
It's like when people dress up in animal big furry costumes. What? No.
But
I was. I wouldn't.
I wonder what it will be like if the porn is playing on TV and we just start fucking. I never did that.
I like lesbian porn. I think every girl does, right? Yeah.
Because it's not scary. It's not scary.
Dicks are intimidating. Oh, especially in porn.
Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my gosh.
Dick is very intimidating. I don't think guys understand how intimidating
Dick is. Yes.
Especially when you're like meeting a new guy. You're kind of like, what's in there? Yeah.
Go light. Just the tip at first.
Yes, it's just scary.
Dude, that's so fucking real. Okay, he wants you to fuck a friend while he watches.
Fuck a friend like a girl, fuck a friend like a guy. Guy.
No, that's weird. That's really weird.
Have you ever had a guy ask you to do that? No. I wouldn't want that neither because I feel like you're disrespecting me.
I wouldn't like that either. I don't like that.
But you'd be okay if I was a girl, maybe. I feel like if you ask me,
I don't, I think it should have just, if your girlfriend is bisexual,
like if she's into girls, like I'm into girls. And if naturally flows.
then it's cool. But if you like mad thirsty, like it's like, yeah, I want this so bad.
I want this so bad. I'm like, nigga, you're freaking you're weird.
It's so true.
It's like all about how men approach it. Like when they're like
yes and it will make you feel like insecure about yourself i guess like it's like damn i'm not good enough for you or something okay wait ending the game i forgot to ask you because about wap talk to me about how did you feel recording the clean version of that song i hated it it's so stupid
What are the words again? What's the clean version? I forgot, but it's like, that's that wet, wet, wet. I just hate it.
It's wet, wet. Oh, gushy?
I hate that.
I hate that word. Gushy? Ew, I hate it.
Don't even say that word. It's just like, there's certain words that I really just don't like.
So who comes up with Gushi?
I have no choice but to say, oh,
please. You throw out.
Torture.
That's such an ugly word. Isn't it good? It's definitely an odd one.
Okay, wait, aside from that, what was the weirdest, like hardest, clean lyric you had to record? Gushy. That was it.
It's just really awkward and stupid.
Do you just go into a studio and quickly record it? Sometimes, yes, because it's just like, oh, what are the words that will like rhyme and will make sense? And it's just, I just hate it.
You at one point said in an interview that you wish people would stop commenting on your body. What has your experience been like with objectification throughout your career?
It's a lot really because, all right, like even with like the whole fat phobic thing or something like that, like a lot of people is like, girl, you talk about being fat and everything, but you go and get lipo every single time you start gaining weight.
And it's like, actually,
I do lipo so I could look thicker because I'm naturally skinny. So, like, it's really hard for me to gain weight.
And it's actually very easy for me to lose weight. Because if I'm sad, I lose weight.
And if I'm overly working, even though I might be happy,
I just like I'll be like, I'm on the go. I can't, I don't have time to eat.
So I lose weight very easy.
So when I did do lipo, so I could could be thicker in the butt, thicker in the, in the, in the ass,
the misconception that people have of me is just like that I'm always in the table. And like, I just give birth and I automatically go and like get surgery.
I take my time because I don't want to die.
No, seriously, like you have to wait six, seven months before you get any type of surgery when after you have birth because you lose so much blood. Like
you lose so much blood.
Your body's still contracting your your organs are still contracting your breasts are getting smaller do you feel like people hold it against you that you have been open about your surgeries yes and it really sucks so much because like
i just feel like um
when the kardashians When the Kardashians, I used to feel like people used to put so much pressure on them so they could say like they did surgery and they would not say a word.
And it's like, what is the, and then it's like, well, you know what? I'm going to just be more honest about it.
And you know, they never lied about it, they just like felt like I don't have to tell you my business.
So, when you do tell them your business, it's like it's bad too. It's like you kind of can't win.
It's like, yeah, you're open about it, then they used it against you.
If you don't, they say they have the right to know because you're setting these unrealistic standards. It's kind of like, What do people want?
And I think what people preach they want is honesty and openness. But it's bad when you do it too.
So, it's like you, you can't, you can't even, you can never, you can never win.
how has all of this affected how you do feel about yourself
um
sometimes like like a couple of times like i start feeling like like it's like damn is my body really messed up or something but it's like
I look at myself in the mirror and it's like, I really wouldn't change a thing. Maybe I would like my butt to be smaller, but it's like I said, it's really hard for my butt to be smaller.
I already did,
I already did a reduction already.
And it's like people will be like, well, you need to reduce your butt more. And it's like, I think you guys think that people just plug something inside my asshole and just suck it out.
For me to reduce my butt, I have to literally sit on a table, get cut from the bottom, get cut from the top, and be embarrassed for like three months.
So it's like, I'm not going to put myself in that position again because you don't like my body. I'm I'm comfortable.
I learned to live with it.
I don't get no complaints from nobody.
And
it is what it is. Like, it's just like you can't let people turn you crazy.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's so, it's crazy to like see how much people comment about your body.
And then it, as I appreciate you being honest, of like, wait, guys, I actually am okay. So just like lay off.
I've been open about what I've done. Yeah.
You all will shame me for it.
I'm telling you, I don't want to change anything right now. So leave me alone.
Yes.
And another like misconception that I have about me when it comes to surgery is that people will be like, you get surgery because you're insecure about yourself. I'm not insecure about myself.
And I'm not insecure about myself. And then somebody, if some people be like, oh, she'll be doing surgery because this guy always be cheating on her and stuff like that.
And it's like, no.
When a man falls in love with me, they fall in love for me, for my pussy, for my personality, and because I'm a really pretty girl.
If a man is going to cheat on you, they're just going to cheat on you because that's just men. A man will cheat on you with the ugliest, brokest, probably finest, or probably the ugliest bitches.
It really depends on the night. It really depends who's available and who's around.
Okay?
So it's not like it's like, oh, he cheated on her because this bitch is bad.
The girls that I've been seeing, I'll be like, I'm surprised. I'm not in your caliber if you fucking bitches like this.
And I always been very, I never been insecure i went i i i went i used to make money
off dancing naked like i'm i was making money because of my looks not because of my brain not because of my mouth not because of my anything because of my looks i was making thousands of dollars because of my looks before surgery before i got my teeth done before i got my nose done before i got my ass done So I never really been insecure.
I just really like, I just like a certain type of bodies. And it's like, if I have the money, and if I could, I'm gonna change it if I want to.
Like, it's almost like a wig.
You change your wig every other day. Does that mean you're insecure about your hair or how you look? No,
I'm not neither. I just like to, I just like what I like.
I never really liked my nose too much, and I fixed it, and it's done. It's done with.
Didn't like my teeth that much.
And I went and I'm fixing and I'm done.
And you know, like when I'm probably when I'm in my 50s and stuff, if I got to do a little pull and tuck, then the fuck I will. Like, it's like the shit.
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I do want to talk to you about you've obviously had a lot of public ups and downs just throughout your public career with past relationships.
How do you handle people having such an opinion on your dating life?
I don't know. I really, I really don't know because
I really don't know. I'm just, I'm just at the point that it's like, do what, do what you want to do.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, do what you want to do and do what makes you, do what makes you happy.
Like, even like, even like in the long marriage that I was in, like, it's a lot of things that I regret and there's a lot of things that people are going to be like, you see, you wasted your time, but I don't feel like it was a waste of time I
actually
I actually see what comes with being a wife being a mom so I experience that it's like I have to experience pain I have to experience good time I have to experience what it was like to be a fam to have a family and to be a wife so I I don't and on top of that like I said I don't have a bad reputation like if you decide to call me a whore or slut or whatever the fuck
it's because you want to it's not because you have a fact because I wasn't that. So, um, I feel like again, being in a public position, there will be rumors out there.
Yeah.
And have you ever had something where like there was a rumor about someone cheating on you, and then you eventually found out somehow it was real?
Where you're like, at first, you're like, no, that has to be a rumor. And then eventually, one day, you find out it's true.
And, like, how do you handle those moments? Has that ever happened?
Yeah, that happened. That, that definitely happened.
And
it happened happened too late because it's like, it happened too late. Like, it's like, I will find out a little bit more late than the others.
Sometimes I feel like, damn, was I the only one that didn't know? But it's like,
how do you handle that though, Cardi? Because I think that's like a really relatable feeling of a woman being like,
did everyone around me know? But when you're in a relationship, sometimes you can get blinded by like, you love someone.
Like, how do you, how do you, how did you deal whenever in your life you experienced something like that? Those feelings of like, I whoop they ask.
Okay.
I hope they ask.
And it's like, it's really your choice if you want to stay or go, to be honest with you. Like, it's like, I'm not going to put the blame on nobody for staying or leaving.
Like,
have you ever felt shame in the past of ever like staying with something that people maybe around you were like, you shouldn't be in something like that? And like, how do you deal with that?
If people are judging you for staying in something.
Sometimes it's it's like a mixed feelings because again i really just i really just don't regret anything you know what i'm saying like it is it is what it is like if my if your heart is not ready it's just it's not ready
it's not ready do you have any advice for women of like how to know when to leave or how to get the strength
I don't even know if it was like a strength or something. I just feel like it was like my body was like really rejecting it
it's like
you know like that picture that is like a girl throwing up and she's throwing up hearts like i feel like i was getting like really like sick
and it's like all right this is this is dead because because i had separation moments that people would even know that i'm separated there has been moments that it's like i I wouldn't see a motherfucker for two, three months.
We're not in the same house. We're not fucking.
We're not talking, but nobody really knows.
So nobody's going to ever know your complete business but you could do that but if you're not ready to leave you're just not ready to leave especially when you don't talk to other guys or you don't really be outside like that or you're not in the you're not out there like that and for some reason
for some reason this is so weird
Men
actually respect marriages.
What do you mean by that? Women don't really respect marriages. You're saying outside of the marriage.
Like a man wouldn't come to you. Yes.
Because he's like, oh, you've got your thing. Yes.
Like, it's like when I used to meet guys, any type of famous guys and stuff like that, they'll be like, how are you doing? How are you doing, Cardi B? Like this and that.
My DMs were extremely dry.
Nobody would approach me, but these women, they will throw themselves at a married man. Like, it's nothing.
It's like, oh, well, whatever.
And it's, and it's not because it was me like if because i don't you know i'm i'm cardi b at the end of the day when i announced that i was single oh boy
boy boy boy like your dms the dms the the the the
every type of way like every type of way they was trying to reach but when they know that you're like in a marriage and like you have a family they won't approach you
They won't. So it was just like, like my world was
there. It's such a good point too, Cardi, because like I think a lot about what you just said of like your body rejecting it.
And I think we need to have more grace for ourselves as women because I agree with you. Like
there is just this weird. Sorry.
No, you're fine. There is just like this weird
double standard thing that's like, it feels like men are always available. And so when you are a woman, you can feel really, really isolated.
Yeah.
And now here we are and look at the goddamn jersey that you're wearing. Okay,
so you're in a relationship. How did you meet this man? Did he slide in your DMs? It wasn't, it wasn't a
DM thing.
I could feel the vibe that he, that he liked me, but he never like
approached me. But I always heard like he was like, he was into me, but he never approached me.
He was very respectful and stuff like that. Okay, so what did you do? So
it was just this one time that I was like,
you have to move on. Like, you have to move on.
And it's like, no matter how much times you go to the club and think that this is going to distract you, you know what you have to do to move on.
In order to move on, you have to be,
you know, like getting attention from somebody.
If you're so used to getting attention from
one person,
you have to like get attention from somebody because at the end of the day, you could party, you could club, you could work, you could job, you could get your hair done.
At the end of the day, you kind of want somebody to talk to. You need somebody to talk to.
So I asked somebody, like, it's like,
hey,
hey, it feels illegal.
And we just talked. We got to know each other.
We was getting to know each other for like
a little bit. Okay.
Not too, not too much. We wasn't doing too much, though.
Okay.
You were keeping it like
just like slow. Slow.
And how did you feel in the beginning? Were you nervous to talk to like a new person? Yes. You could tell I was very nervous.
And what was it about him that made you slowly keep coming back?
Because sometimes that we will talk and then sometimes we go like weeks or like a month without talking. And for some reason, like it's almost like,
it's almost like he always hit me up, like, at the right time. He almost hit me up at the times that I feel uneasy.
I'd be like,
I don't know if I should deal with this person because I know this person, he's a little hot,
but
I'm going to talk. And then we had really good conversations.
And it got to the point that it was like, damn,
we talked for hours and six hours and seven hours. And it's like,
There was days that it's like, oh, even when we wasn't talking, I was like, I need to talk to this person because I'm talking to this person every day.
So that is the fucking best, though, when you get to that point where you're like giddy and like love having them in your life in every capacity.
You're like, okay, now I know I really fuck with you and I really, really like you. Yes.
Okay, we are you entering your wag era? Are you going to be at the fucking games?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm excited for that. That's so exciting.
Do you think you'll go on the field?
I don't know. Curti, this is like fun.
This is fun. I know.
I don't, I just, like, I'm just like learning different things every day like because i people probably think that i just got these ticks fed out and i'm just like i'm just like as a little girl like not little girl but it's like i was like you're excited yeah i'm excited it's like the beginning stages of something really fun yeah and and it's exciting to be moving forward and seeing that you can have a connection with someone else and you can grow something and you can have those butterflies not just from one person in the world like there is life goes on yes okay wait but you wiped him from your Instagram.
All of the fucking pictures are gone. What happened? I'm very dramatic.
Oh, Gardy. I'm dramatic.
Do you guys not like that?
Like, something that to people is a big deal, to me, is not a big deal at the moment. And then it's like, oh, it became something that is not.
Did you archive or did you fully delete? I just archive.
Okay. But I'm very dramatic.
Like, I'm the type of person, oh, okay.
Right. He's like, did something that you didn't love, and you're like, look at this, gone.
Yes, and he was like, why would you do that? That was so, he's like, why would you do that?
And but you know, that's the type of thing that we say, like, that we laugh about. Cause it's like, why would you do that? See, now everybody's saying they, that, that is because your ass think.
You see what happens?
You're like, god damn it. I archived because he was acting up.
And you loved everyone's like, it's because you're fucking ass bitch. You're like, yeah.
Yeah, but you see how that shit bit me in the ass? Literally. And actually, for something that it was very stupid and little.
What was it? Dramatic. I even forgot.
No.
Because it's so, because I'm just dramatic like that. Wait, I'm obsessed with you waking up.
He like doesn't call you at the exact time. You're like, archive art.
I can also see you're like sitting there like smiling as you're fucking. I did.
I was like.
And then it's like, okay, we'll see when he notice.
He'll notice soon. I'm so annoying.
It's cute.
Okay, I have a couple lyrics that I want to ask you about, and then we're going to get to your album. Okay, previous lyrics.
Broke boys don't deserve no pussy. What is the biggest broke boy behavior that makes you instantly lose interest? When they don't have a job, but it's because they intentionally don't have a job.
Okay, I went through your phone last night, saw some things I didn't like. What is the worst thing you've ever found on a man's phone? At this point, I don't,
I don't really go through, like, I don't even even really find things on a man's phone. I find it on fucking social media
god damn it. That's the fucking worst.
If you catch a guy in the act of like being shady and cheating and you confront him, what's the craziest reaction a man has ever given you?
Like for me, he's cried. And I'm like, wait, how are you crying? If you cry right away, it's like, bitch, stop fucking playing with me.
Bow.
You're like, why are you?
Stop playing. I'm going to give you something to cry about for real.
Have you ever had a guy cry? Absolutely. Isn't it kind of crazy? How do they do that? I am terrible at.
I'm sorry. And the lip quiver.
And you're like, I don't even, I can't even do that. Even when I act,
like, even when I do a little acting scene, I can't even do that. You can't get the quiver.
Okay, I don't need the D, I need the money. What's the longest you've gone without sex?
Oh, I could go like two months. I could go a month or something.
Like, it could go. That's good.
Okay, let's talk about your new album. Am I the drama? Yeah.
What is the story behind the title? I just always feel like I'm into something.
And then it's like, and even ever since I was a little girl, I'm always in like trouble.
My name is always mixed up to certain things. And it's like, why me? Like, it's like I really just be out the way, but it doesn't matter if I'm out the way.
It happens.
Like, for example, like this court case that's going on, right?
And it's like, people, like, I have seen people say, like, like, because like Cardi's always in court, and I'd be like, it really, it's really not because of me. It's just like the drama follows me.
Like you said earlier, you're like, I'm just going to say what the fuck it is. Yeah.
And even if you don't like it, but I'm going to fucking say it. Yeah.
Okay. I know we mentioned this earlier, but I want to talk a little bit more about like almost seven years
since your first album.
How long did this take you to write? How long have you been working on it? What kind of stress level are we at right
the stress level right now is very intense like i've been working every single day i haven't gotten do you want to know how long i haven't gotten thick i haven't got dick down in like two three weeks already like it's like that's how long
because i've just been working every single day i've been working on this album i probably have songs there that are like six years old probably six or probably five years old i've been working on this album for a minute but like during that seven years i have been putting out records and stuff like that it's not like it's like i haven't Just not like a full album.
Just not, just not a full album. And the stress, it's literally driving me.
I'm like, I swear to God, if I didn't laser, I'd probably have gray pussy hairs.
I swear.
Okay, we went through some of your lyrics. What is your favorite line from the new album? Or give me a couple.
Oh, I got. Can let me go to my phone so I can see which likes.
Because I got so many many songs that it's like.
So there's this,
there's this lyric
that
there's this lyric on my back that I said, now wherever you at is where I want to be, nigga. I'm on your dick.
I want to hold it when you pee, nigga.
Like, I am on your dick so much. I love you so much that if you want me to hold your pee, your dick, while you peeing, I'll hold it.
Where were you when you came up up with this incredibly genius lyric in the studio but when i said it my engineer was like you're fucking ridiculous
like he was like why do you be coming up with this stuff how you be coming up with this stuff that's what my engineer said he was like
why
why would you say that and it's like
it's like because it's stupid it's not stupid it's just like it's so it's so it's so stupid it's genius yes because it's like so fucking real yeah and there are a lot of bitches that would literally.
Yeah. Like, you know how like some bitches be like, like, I want to live under his skin.
Yes. It's like, I want to hold your penis every single day like it's a platter.
I want to sit it right here
next to me
and cherish him forever. And cherish it forever.
So precious to me.
Oh, penis.
Oh, penis. Okay, we,
how do you think you have evolved as a person since your first album to now
oh so many honey
i mean i have evolved in my in my career as a person i have calmed down way much i think way much
like i'm i'm always thinking about like as much as as much as people think that i just like
whatever like
I'm spontaneous. I actually think a little bit more before I like go out my way to do something.
Sometimes I'm more chill now. Like, I have more fears now.
Like, I'm a mom, so I got more fears.
Like, it's like you're not living for you no more. You're living for these kids.
Everything you do, like, it's like, if you fuck up, like, it's like, if I lose everything,
I'm not just losing, like, oh, I'm losing my house, I'm losing my this. I'm losing their future.
So, I am responsible for their future, so I have to act a certain way. And, last question:
What do you ultimately hope fans take away from this new album? album?
I just hope that they see and feel
my feelings, that they see my fun side, my pain,
my anger. I hope that they see all of that.
And I hope they see that
I put a lot of work into this album. This ain't no play play.
What are you about to say? I put my ass into this. I put my ass, my pussy, my WAP, my underarm, my nose, my neck, my BBL.
Put my toes in it. Come on, guys.
Let's go fucking stream it.
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