
Alix Earle: Secrets, Sex & Scandals (FBF)
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I never really got that until Alex Earl. And I'm like, she deserves that.
I feel like I actually know Alex Earl. Alex Earl.
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She was not great to talk about Alex Earl. Daddy gang, it is your founding father back at it again for another season of Call Her Daddy.
we made it baby okay we fucking made it season four i don't know if you're ready for what i have planned for you but i am really really fucking excited i have now officially been doing call her daddy solo for four years and i can't thank you guys enough because i literally wouldn't be here without you so to my og daddy gang love you. To the new people that have come along the way that have become daddy gang, I love you.
And I have a feeling, just a little feeling, that maybe, probably, absolutely this year, season four, is going to be the best yet. Because as you on call her daddy we like to get into it okay over the past few years we really have gotten deep with every guest we've had on the show and we've gotten to know so many people in really fun and intimate ways every episode I feel like I actually get to know the person sitting across from me.
I really get to know them. And based on my Instagram comments, it seems like you guys agree.
It seems like you guys are kind of having a good time, right? I think. So I was thinking, I'm always up to something.
You're like, Alex, what the fuck now? What now? Let's sometimes go to the guest. And who better kick off season four than one of the most highly requested and anticipated guests of this show's history.
Daddy gang, you have been begging me to get this person on Call Her Daddy all year all year i see it and just so you know i see you i hear you i see the comments i get it and let me just ask guys come on when has your father ever failed you so let's go hang out with the internet's biggest it girl.
Daddy gang, here we fucking go. What is up daddy gang?
It is your founding father Alex Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Hi.
Hi. It's happening? It's happening.
Okay. Alex Earl, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
Welcome to New Jersey.
Let's go.
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Check out the VIP treatment at T-Mobile.com slash benefits. Okay, so Alex, to people that are tuning in being like, who is Alex Earl? What is happening in this episode? During your senior year of college at the University of Miami, you absolutely blew up.
You got a huge following online and you are now arguably one of the most famous people on the internet. Everyone's obsessed with you.
Everyone's talking about you. They want to know who you're dating.
They want to know about your life. And I'm sitting here in your hometown of New Jersey meeting your family, your parents, your siblings.
And I'm like, what do you think that they think about all of this craziness? First of all, that is so crazy to even hear you say, I'm like, oh my gosh, no, I'm not. But they have kind of been with me through it all.
Like when I blew up was over the holidays. So it was Thanksgiving and Christmas and I was literally sitting with them.
And as much as I'm watching this, they are too. And people are calling them, contacting them.
I remember there was something around Christmas of me like on the news on ESPN and my
dad's like, Alex, he's like, what is going on? What are you posting on TikTok? And then they kind of downloaded the app. They started to learn about it all and they got really involved.
But yeah, they've been super supportive throughout it all. I'm curious, obviously, like this is not your home.
This is your dad's house. You live in Miami.
When you're in Miami, what do you miss most about being home in New Jersey I love just hanging out with my family and bantering with them having dinner like you'll get to see but everything is very chaotic over here god there's so many. Hi guys.
Hi everyone. Oh my god are you Thomas? I've seen you in the TikTok videos.
Are these your dinosaurs? What are their names? Palasaurus and Elbridosaurus.
I'm Thomas, I'm Alka-Zan Gabordo, and I'm six years old. I love Alex because she plays with me.
And I really love her a lot and I appreciate that she plays dinosaurs with me. It's so nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ashton. Ashton, it's so nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ashton. I'm Alex's little sister.
I'm 20 years old and I'm going to be a junior at Tulane University.
I feel like I know all of you because I see all of you on TikTok. What's your name?
My name is Penelope. Penelope.
Oh, oh my gosh.
What am I supposed to do, Penelope?
Okay.
I'm Penelope. I'm Alex's little sister, and I'm eight years old.
Alex might be the TikTok star now, but wait until you see me. And this is my lizard, and I think Alex Cooper really likes him.
Oh, come on. This is great.
Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.
What's your name? Isabel? Isabel. I love your hair.
Hi, I'm Isabel and I'm Alex's younger sister. You guys might see her get ready with me But I see the behind the scenes and it's a hot mess.
The moms. Come here.
I can't come near you. My mom's such a buddha.
I'm gonna give you a hug. Hi.
I did knit this amazing. I'm nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming. Oh, oh! My mom's such a butterfly.
I'm gonna give you a hug. Hi.
I'm a hug. I'm so nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming. No! No time.
Oh, careful. Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm Alex's stepmom.
Alex is so great with all the kids and having a free babysitter is always nice. Hi, nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you, finally. Hi, I'm Alyssa and I'm Alex's mother.
I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness, and her energy for having fun from me and all
the other good stuff from her dad. My house is a little cleaner when she's not around,
but other than that we miss her energy. Mr.
Earl, come on i need a hug come on nice to meet you
i'm really happy alex is making her own money now even though she's still spending mine
excuse me i gotta take a call hello is this just a normal day at the earl household yeah
can i show you around the house please yes i would love that you can give me a little tour oh my god okay i'm watching your siblings and they're like they are scrolling tiktok over there and i'm thinking like how does it make you feel that they are watching your content you know sometimes I forget and they'll text me something like so niche that's going on in my life they're like what like you're wearing that top out tonight Alex like oh my god and I'm like I forget that they are watching this um but it's honestly nice because I feel like even if we don't have the time to catch up they're always keeping up with me. Okay, well, Alex, I am so excited to go on this little adventure with you and get to really know you.
We're in your hometown right now. So let's go see a couple places that are memorable and meaningful to you.
All right, we're off. We're going to see my high school this is like where i grew up my town welcome okay wait so you didn't grow up in that house no that house we moved in probably when i was in like eighth grade i think but that's not where i grew up um i grew up with my mom like 30 minutes away from there.
Do you have a good voice?
I have the worst voice you've ever heard in your entire life.
Like I can't sing.
Give me a tune.
Well this one I've actually been practicing.
I can show for you.
Baby it's you.
I was inspired after we went to the Beyonce concertce concert okay give me i thought it was good
give me it again um baby it's you that was good see you say what is it i don't i think i can impersonate okay like if i was doing christina aguilera it'd be like but it's but i can't but if someone but if someone told me to sing like myself i'd be like hey like i couldn't just do that that was good that was yours yours i always say i said to my friends if i ever come out with music or you see like, just know, like I have been ambushed. Like I'm being held against my will or auto tuning me.
Like this is not something I could ever do. I think it's good that you are self-aware.
You're the one I love. You know what what why don't we try a different game
she is a woman of many talents folks but it is not gonna be the carpool karaoke today we're gonna enter this town right now it's called bread bank okay here's our high school Obviously, so much has changed in your life since leaving this high school, leaving this town, moving to Miami, you know, becoming so well known. But it's interesting to meet your family, be in New Jersey.
I feel like the world looks at your family and it looks like, you know, your mom and your stepmom are getting along. Everyone's drinking and partying and it looks like this unified family.
And it wasn't always this family that was bonded together. Can you take me back to the moment when you were in second grade and your life essentially flipped upside down? I've never talked about this online before.
I was kind of waiting for the right platform or moment. I remember the day very clearly.
Paparazzi had shown up at my house and my mom quickly kind of got me and my sister out of the house over to our cousins. We stayed there for a few days and I had no idea what was going on.
I didn't know they were paparazzi. I thought news broadcasters were interviewing the neighbors.
I really had no idea. And for anyone listening who doesn't know my family or doesn't know what I'm talking about, my dad had an affair with someone who was well known for her job having sexual relations with high class people.
And one of them was even the governor of New York. She was very well known from that.
And in turn, my dad's affair became a very public situation. Did you find out about like the news coverage and everything happening first? Or did you find out that your parents were getting a divorce first? So a year after this affair happened my parents sat me and my sister down and we were going out to dinner it was right before dinner they said we're gonna be living apart my dad got a house like 10 minutes away they were gonna try and they were gonna were going to see how that was kind of working.
They never said it was like a final divorce. But in that moment, we kind of knew and I had speculations that something was up because for the past year, they had started to fight and bicker with each other.
And I would sit at the top of my staircase listening to it. And before that, they never really fought.
Like, I think it was like a pretty good normal family dynamic. When did you realize, because you were so young at this point, like when did you realize that this scandal essentially was getting media coverage in the news? It was in like fourth grade.
I started to kind of hear commentary from people and I had an iPad at the time. And remember googling like you don't know that many people I'm googling my family and all of a sudden I see that the past two years of my life had been a lie I am reading articles about what had happened about the times that my dad's taking me to go get ice cream and it's really because there's paparazzi outside my house and he's hiding us from them.
Like I had just felt like my world crashed down in that moment. I didn't know the severity of what had happened between my parents because my mom was super, super mature about it and didn't speak to us about it and didn't put that stress that she was going through onto us.
but that's, I kind of figured it out myself. And then I proceeded to deal with it myself.
And I was going to say, did you tell anyone that you saw that on your iPad? I had talked to my mom after and, but you're so young. Like I didn't even fully understand what it was that, why this woman was such a big deal that my dad had slept with I didn't understand the severity of it and I was confused still but I knew from that moment on that I wanted to protect my little sister from feeling the way that I felt in that moment what were you like mentally doing every day like you're school, like how were you even comprehending this? I would try and just push it down a lot of the times.
Like I would try not to comprehend it. I knew that I loved my family and issues would come up.
And a lot of the time my family really tried to just be as normal as possible and we wouldn't really talk too much
about these issues or that if we did like there was nothing that we could really do about him or when my stepmom started to hang around with my dad after he had moved out she came into his life and we were introduced to her, which was super weird. And I was told that I had to be respectful to this woman and we had to be nice to her.
And I wanted to rip her head off. It was very weird because I felt like I was a 10-year-old having to be more mature than someone 20, 30 years older than me me so I don't know like in the moment I didn't realize how much that would have affected me and now I look back and whoa obviously you're dealing with this at home but like when you talk about school like I can only imagine what you were dealing with obviously parents talk kids hear like what was the dynamic in school for you I mean you can imagine middle school is like peak people are bullying each other like tearing each other down so obviously they had a one-up to just shit on me and shit on my family and besides that besides people making comments about it which happened um people weren't allowed to hang out with me people weren't allowed to like come over to my house like if I wanted to invite the girls over I remember one day I was like oh we should go have like snacks and like I don't know Gatorade at my house before we go to this middle school dance and we weren't allowed to host this I'm gonna call it a pregame, but obviously we're not drinking.
Host this pregame at my house because people didn't want their kids around my family. How was that articulated to you? How do you know that? The parents would kind of tell my mom and she would tell me kind of the harsh truth of like why this can't happen.
She would have to sit me down and be like this, like, they don't really respect us oh my god like when you say that out loud now like what do you feel for like your younger self like having to deal with that for like a peer dynamic because of something that was happening with your parents I feel I feel bad for her but I feel like I wish I had someone to kind of lean on in that moment I feel like I was leaning on myself a lot of the time because I didn't want to stress anyone else out um and I was trying to look out for everyone else maybe but myself in the time so I was just like okay we're just gonna bottle this up and not talk about it but I I wish that I could like go back and have her talk to someone about what was happening in that moment because I just was like okay this is like life this is normal like this is what's happening like whatever we're not going to my house for the pregame first of all like hearing that you couldn't have people over for like sleepovers or get togethers like because everyone
else was so involved in this and this was like town gossip essentially like did it prohibit you from being able to actually like have your own opinion of the situation or do you think it just like really amplified your feelings toward it I think it definitely made me have a lot of hatred towards the situation. And it was it's just weird because I obviously felt a lot of emotion and I was super upset and I couldn't let that out.
Kind of like there was nowhere for me to kind of go or talk to or like, I don't know, like I didn't really ever let that out. So I just would deal with these these emotions within myself my high school teacher because this was such a public affair especially for anyone living locally in my town you kind of knew who she was and knew the situation that had happened my teacher in high school was talking about this governor's affair and said exactly what had happened who it had happened with and like looked me in the eyes while this was going on in class and I remember my classmates looking at me and like laughing because this was like about my family and this is something he was literally teaching in history class because I don't I forget what the lesson was there but I left school like bawling my eyes I was so embarrassed but like this is so nice to be able to talk about this publicly because I really never yeah Alex I mean it's embarrassing but I I'm stubborn and I would never let people know that so I would kind of put up that wall and I would kind of go the way of being very defensive I'm like okay like yeah what so like I looked like a hard-o but obviously that's not the way that I felt on the inside and I even think now like that sometimes I can be a little bit like brutal with things or brutally honest because I would just have this like wall up where I was just like these emotions are not gonna get to me um wow this is like really crazy right now I feel like I'm in a therapy session I'm like realizing things I didn't even realize before.
Is there anything that you have recognized recently in your 20s that you're like, fuck, I've got to work on this because of the shit that you dealt with as a kid? Yes. This has actually been a realization for me like the past few months, past six months, past year, whatever, with relationships, romantic relationships, I've always been kind of one foot in, one foot out.
Like I've always been a little closed off. And I've always been like, wow, I'm the girl who like doesn't care.
Like I'm like to my friends, it always was looked at as like, oh, she's really good with dealing with guys because like they can leave and she like doesn't care she's like okay next like whatever but taking a step back and realizing that like I've actually never besides maybe my first like love and then he cheated on me and that went to shit so like of course and then I'm going back to this like little shell of a human and I'm like putting this wall up I never allow myself in relationships to be like a hundred percent committed and vulnerable and like all in because I'm so afraid of getting hurt like that how has maturing and getting older helped you to see everything maybe in a different light I think especially the past few years I've taken a step back and realized that my parents are just humans as well. And, you know, at the time, like your parents are like your world, like you think they are these perfect people.
But like they're experiencing life for the first time, too. Like they fuck up.
They make mistakes. People grow and people learn.
Like it's it's been like reassuring and stuff to like realize that yeah you know just because someone makes a mistake they're not evil like they're learning it's their first time with marriage with kids so yeah everyone gets fucked up by their parents somehow you can be so affected from it but then it also does help i agree when you get older to look at people and be like damn like we're making mistakes right now I'm like what's the next phase of life going to be that like we're going to have if when we have kids one day like what are we going to do exactly trying to find the silver lining because at the end of the day you got to survive you got to move forward you love your family obviously there's been hardships but it's like how do you move forward I guess that is kind of my next question is like, you do have this beautifully blended family now. Like what is the best part of it? So with the divorce, I feel like the main thing and anyone whose parents are divorced, I feel like you can relate to this is you feel like you don't have that like core family anymore.
Like your Christmases are kind of split up and separated. And like, it's just not the same.
Like you're not having family game nights, like nights like all together like your family like really to me was like my mom my dad and my sister and now that my family is so well blended and they get along so well like I get to do all these events in my life where it's like my mom my dad my little siblings and my stepmom and it's a new feeling because it's a different type of family to me but like having my mom around with my dad like it's just that feeling is like the best feeling in the entire world and I'm so grateful that you know they were able to do that for us. I know you are going to talk more about this on your own podcast Hot Mess because I think so many people are probably like how did we get here how did we go from here to here talk about this for days like this is scratching the surface on what had happened and like there's so many stories to be told like there is a lot that went on to get our family to the place that we are in today um it was not always perfect and i think to anyone listening that's going through this know that like it's okay if it's not perfect right now because trust me it was not for a while and it's still not at times but that's the thing with social media is you sometimes don't know any of this like I'm posting my family hanging out and dancing and people are like oh wow this is so great they're such a blended family and I'm like you don't even know the half of it totally people like I'm so jealous like I want to have this huge big family and it's like you you, wow, this is so great.
They're such a blended family. And I'm like, you don't even know the half of it.
Totally. People are like, oh, I'm so jealous.
Like, I want to have this huge, big family. And it's like, you've had to deal with your own shit.
Like, it's not all perfect. We're sitting here talking about how you dealt with in your childhood, in your family, an affair, essentially.
And this past summer, you were getting scrutinized on the internet. People were calling you a mistress.
Some people were calling you a homewrecker in regards to the NFL player that you were hooking up with. Can you confirm, were you hooking up with him when he was in a relationship? It is so triggering to even hear you say that.
Or when I was reading these comments, I was bawling my eyes out to my friends and they're like, hello, Alex, like this stuff does normally not get to you. But like like from what we just talked about I spent my childhood thinking this is basically the worst thing you could do to another human so why the fuck would I do that like no they were not together so why do people even think that he was cheating with you so I guess the ex-girlfriend had started posting things alluding to unfaithfulness and the relationship online.
And I was seen hanging out with this guy.
So everyone kind of just pointed fingers at me.
And, you know, I was asking for the receipts like right away.
Like I was probably more psycho than she was.
I was like, there's just no fucking way this happened.
Like I was checking everything.
We have been over this probably 110 times because I was like, if you did that to a person, obviously, of course, like you'll probably do that to me too. And if I did that to someone else, like I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
This is why I'm so excited to have a podcast coming out tomorrow. But this is just the beginning of me being able to talk about things in my life.
And I haven't had like a platform really where i've been able to let these things out and like tell the truth or tell my truth you know so i'm excited i'm so proud of you i need a fucking drink okay me too i need 10 i'm looking in your eyes and like we need shots we need to go out we need tequila right now we're like both crying we're like we did not intend to get this emotional, but I think it was only right that we kick off Call Her Daddy. We're both crying now.
We're like, let's go get fucked up. I have to say, Alex, as much as I would love to go out with you in New Jersey, I think that maybe instead of going out where you were raised and born, I think we should go where you became famous, where you really became
Alex Roll at the Internet Knows.
Let's go to Miami.
The 305, baby.
I'll see you in Miami.
Let's go.
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I figured this would be good to sit on. Yeah, I mean, for sure.
I love what you've done with the place. Welcome! Alex, these chairs are everything.
They're kind of comfy. Yeah, yeah they're like kind of a vibe like they're setting the vibe of like you just moved in this is all you have yeah this is all we have okay so let's let's talk about this is your first apartment post-college how did you even decide to stay in miami it was never a question that i was gonna say the first week of school hey, like after they left, like, are you homesick? And I was like, no, like I'm never leaving.
Like they knew I never got homesick once. I was like, this is the place for me.
Like you can go out all the time. There's so many things to do.
It's beautiful. You can go to the beach.
You can get a tan. I was just like, this is meant for me and I'm not leaving.
I think you're like when I was coming here, I was like, I'm like I'm so excited because we are gonna go out tonight and I was like you really have become in my eyes and I think in everyone's eyes like the mayor of Miami yeah that's like a I don't know about the mayor okay let's make a fucking drink.
What are we making?
Tequila?
Like, what are you drinking? I'm going to probably have vodka sodas or tequila sodas.
And we just got to pick.
Maybe let's do tequila because if we're going to take shots, I should just.
I'm not taking vodka shots.
Yeah, and I need to stick to one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's stick to one.
No blacking out. Tequila also makes me crazy.
Oh. and I need to stick to one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's stick to one. No blacking out and no crowing out.
It also makes me crazy, so.
Oh!
You're gonna do a chaser?
Yeah, I'm just gonna do club soda.
Okay.
I like can't drink sweet drinks.
I can't either.
I only-
I think I'm just gonna go on the rocks.
Wait, here.
Okay.
Okay.
This is what we've all been waiting for, guys. Now it be fun cheers cheers let's go get ready i think every single person online is like i want to go out and party with alex earl i'm getting the honor you're kind of taking me out of retirement because i just get up in my home now while we're getting ready daddy gang i'm gonna ask alex some questions because we need to get to know her did you always know how to do makeup really well i so i was a dancer so a lot of the time we were traveling for competitions and they make you cake on all this makeup so i was literally like 10 years old and i'm like smoky eye like here we go so you know the fake lashes everything so that's where I feel like I got my start with makeup okay but also don't you feel like when you have acne like you come up with the most innovative ways to cover that shit no one's gonna see this I will take this to the grave you just learn how to do it it's more of like out of survival rather than like you know what I used to do tell me which is disgusting don't tell me but like when i would like talk to a guy or get with a guy or whatever and i'm staying over i would sleep in my makeup and if my skin was having a point like at my like very very bad points my acne i would bring my foundation and concealer in my purse before he gets up in the morning i'm sprinting to the bathroom and i'm like applying more foundation and he's like probably like waking up like why is this girl like bright orange right now because I was like he will not see these pimples on my face isn't it crazy too because you think like oh my god he won't notice me while we just look orange I did the same thing but if did you ever do this because you knew that your like breakouts would get so much worse I used to go in and I would take a makeup wipe and right when I knew he was asleep mid-sleep I would go and take it off and then I would make sure to wake myself up before he wasn't that responsible you're like no I just I just triple caked it taking it on and you know then it's embarrassing too when his sheets are like orange you're like the pillow I sleep on I'm flipping it over I'm like that was not me
that was not from me I'm not sleeping in my makeup and you just leave and you're like you will never see me again um okay speaking of boys Alex Earl are you currently single yes oh I love how fast you just said that. Were you an NFL man ever exclusive? We weren't.
But I don't know. It's been weird starting to talk to someone while kind of having like a following, I guess, just because people would see us out together.
So naturally they're like, oh, they're dating.
But I'm like, we've been hanging out for two weeks
and you're catching us on our first date
and everyone's like, they need to be dating
or whatever, she's lying to us.
So it's been kind of weird in that sense.
Just because like keeping things private is hard
if you want to like go out and-
Right, you want to like live a normal life.
You want to go get sushi.
You want him to like take you out.
But you're also like, wait,
everyone thinks we've been fully dating. This is our first date.
Did you ever want to be exclusive? No. Um, listen, I just have, I don't know.
We started talking at like a very weird point in my life. I was finishing college.
So obviously like my friends and going to college parties, like that came first and then we had graduation and then I was kind of traveling for the summer. So like as much as we were hanging out, like it never felt like the right time to start a relationship.
Would you say that you're more of like a relationship girl or more of like a dating girl so this is my problem okay and I don't know like what is wrong with me but I say I'm not a relationship girl but I'm always kind of in a relationship situation just because I feel like I'm not as attracted to someone if I don't know their personality and like I like to get to know them first but i also kind of like my freedom and i'm very independent so i struggle with that a lot dude i relate so much i feel like all the time in college i would feel the same like i never wanted to just hook up with a guy to hook up with a guy like i needed to make sure i liked him and then naturally i feel like people pose women so much more emotional than men and I'm like that's actually just not true we may be more outwardly emotional but when you get into a relationship guys get fucking sappy with it and so I would start hooking up with guys and I'd obviously want to get to know him better and then all of a sudden I'd be like okay now I can actually like fuck him and like him because I'm like I know his personality but then when you do that with them then they're like we're ready to date I'm like yeah that's not what that means no I just wanted to make sure I like your personality before like you go down on me yeah so yeah like yeah exactly so I relate to that and I think it's okay I just think it's annoying obviously I think I've seen a lot of things in the media about people being like oh my god like he would never date her because she's like going out and partying and I no shade to him but I think it's
important sometimes to be like it's not always that the woman is waiting for the man to pick him
like as I've been snooping around talking to your friends behind your back I'm hearing like
you're very much so in control of these dating situations and you're just trying to like keep
it chill I don't know we're having fun but there's just there's no pressure and I've expressed kind of
my reasoning for that and just I actually brought it before, because the media was starting to scare me. We had never had a dating conversation.
I was just like, I just really want to talk about this. I'm not ready to date.
He's like, okay. He's like, yeah, I didn't say it.
Did I say that to you? And I'm like, no, but I'm not ready. And he's like, that's totally fine.
Like he gets it, you know? I think that sometimes it's actually really good to just establish that, even though it seems weird to word vomit that. I think what you need to do is 100% talk about this on your show because the behind the scenes details of how you...
There's a lot. Guys, Daddy King, if you're not aware, Alex started to kind of like see this NFL player.
And let's just say she got herself stuck into a little bit of a love triangle.
And I'm assuming on Hot Mess, you are going to talk about the whole thing, which I think is appropriate.
Just because you're just going to, you got to clear your name, girl.
I will give all of the details.
But yeah, we're going to save that for my podcast because I'll end up taking up the whole episode with that. I love it.
Okay. So if you met the right person right now, would you be open to a relationship or are you really trying to stay single right now? Like that's the thing is that I just don't, I'm just not dying to be in a relationship right now.
Like this is a very, you know, new time in my life. And I just want to be able to get to know myself before entering a relationship.
And I've done that before where I get into a relationship too fast or whatever. And it's not even about the person, but I just like, right now I like okay with not being super like in a relationship, seeing that person 24-7.
Like I'm having fun with my girls and I'm getting to like know this new chapter of my life. Isn't that so weird too when like you get out of college, don't you feel like this pressure where like I have to figure everything out? And it's like you're still 22 years old.
Like you have time. You can date around.
You don't need to get into a serious relationship unless it feels like oh my god I'm so in love with this person are you sweating like a fucking psycho I'm no I'm I'm you guys I have to get out of this robe well that's why I'm like I'm gonna need a lot of powder on my face right now because I'm like no we need to change we need to change I'm sorry I am's wet. Alex, I'm literally drenched.
Okay, let us know. You said something.
I saw you and me and I'm like, I'm literally drenched. Okay, we're going to be right back.
Let's continue. So Alex, Earl, answer this question.
And just, you know, what comes to the heart? What is your type on paper? Tall, dark, and handsome. You're not dating someone that looks like that.
Because, okay, that's my, like, stereotypical type. I don't know, getting to know someone, that's when I'm really attracted to them.
And I'm always attracted to, like, a loud personality, which can also be kind of horrible. But, like, just maybe not not the best guy sometimes but like someone who is like loud and energetic and fun when we're going out like the guy who's quiet in the corner is just like not ever been your vibe like you want someone that can like match your energy like you don't want to feel bad when you're having a good time partying and you look over and the guy that you're fucking is like standing in the corner being like, why is she going crazy? You want him like right next to you.
Yes. I think I saw a video of you with someone doing that with you.
What? A guy like at a concert. I think I saw him doing that next year.
Yeah. He was dancing with you.
He's matching your energy. What the fuck was he doing? What was that Craper doing? So, okay.
So you like someone loud, which can sometimes come off as like cocky. So you have to kind of balance finding that.
Okay, finding that okay so tall dark and handsome you know you're getting roasted on the internet right now already oh what is your emotional type okay aside from being loud like what are you actually looking for from a guy i just like a guy that can like get things done like if we want to go to dinner there's like a reservation booked he has like he knows the plan like he is kind of like taking control i don't know i like someone that like you know behind the scenes can like get really down to earth and have deep conversations because meeting you i feel like your life is a lot of like you're calling the shots you're running a lot of things in your life so it's kind of hot to have a guy that like knows what he wants and also just someone who's driven with their own career and their own aspirations and if they're good how would they do and if they're not sitting on the bench and as long as they're not warming that bench up and they're riding that bench then we're good to go if you're on the field we love you if not we're so fucked i'm gonna get roasted for that no it's okay um okay what is the best and worst part i can participate in this of dating an athlete um well i think the maybe let's start with the worst because that's what comes to mind first. I feel the worst part I feel like is that they can kind of get really insecure, um, because a lot of what they're doing is based on how they're performing.
So I think it's hard kind of not to be, um, but you know, an insecure guy can cause other issues. But like what, Stan, come on, Alex.
Get in there with us. I mean, you know, just basically taking it out on you and trying to kind of look cooler than they are because they're putting on a show.
I think that all kind of comes with just being really insecure and not leading to really like a healthy relationship uh also it depends like but i think the schedule is different for i mean i know my schedule is different let's talk about the mlb versus the nfl versus the nba and baseball schedule just sucks it's a motherfucker it's crazy it's definitely like not fun yeah especially if they're like traveling and
leaving a lot but maybe the best part is say it um i think the best part is like getting to like go to the games and it's exciting and like i don't know if you're like yeah that that's my guy like whatever when he does something good that's i It's not, like, you know, it's really nice because, like, when he comes home, like, you're, like, so being on that sideline, it gives. No, I love it.
I think the answer is right. I think my answer is similar.
Like, I feel like when they're doing good, it's really good. Yeah.
I think the worst part is, like, their whole life is very much so focused on, like, no one telling them that they're doing anything wrong.'s like you're doing great so like when they're having a bad game it's like we need to i used to have to sit in silence on the couch with him as he was like oh my god like that was fucking awful and you're just like they're fucking therapists as they cry and you're like i have a life too like we had dinner plans i also think with athletes like weirdly I never really got into the athlete thing until like later in college. Like before, I had always hated athletes for the reasoning of they could never kind of like go out and party and get drunk because they have to be up in the morning and like they're being responsible.
So like for me, I never found that fun in someone just when you're young, you know, you're going out. So that's a a big thing for why I didn't I also think on can't this is like fucked up to say but we'll just say it I think also on campus the athletes to me started to become on like in actual college land are not as fun because they're like on campus they're sitting in the dorms but then when you do meet professional athletes like they actually do go out a little bit more than you would anticipate yeah and they also are like living a nice lifestyle and like have nice apartments and like have things like they're kind of more a little bit more in the real world i do think the nfl schedule is great for you sweetie it's a lot better than baseball is it like 16 games in a season i don't know the answer to that yet but we're not going that far we'll figure it.
But I agree. It's a lot easier.
And then the MLB schedule fucking sucks. You get a game almost every day.
Every day. It's awful.
And they're just all crazy. Do you prefer the MLB or the NFL? NFL.
Okay, so let's tell the story of what you told me about my ex and what I told you about your ex. Oh my gosh.
The first time we. So what is this like four months ago? Yeah.
Four or five months ago. Okay.
Alex and I go to a brunch together and we're like having bloody Marys and we're like getting cozy talking to each other. And then finally, randomly, like you bring up one of your exes that played in the MLB.
Because I think I was like, I feel like you would know him. And I had messaged you one time on Instagram being like, something is fucking weird here.
And I need advice. And I like messaged her.
And then I was like, wait, that's so embarrassing. Like, why would she answer me ever? So I like unsend it.
But I was like, they might know each other. And then we met and I brought it up just because whatever.
And you were like, I do. I do.
Okay. So I remember this is where I was like, wow, his type his type hasn't changed and like he's really just still getting after that game when I was in college I remember he messaged like me and like any girl in Boston that had blonde hair like he would message and oh he messaged his entry one he's in there he's really active he's determined I tell Alex I'm like oh my god so I remember your ex messaged me so often and like not to be a dick And this is like me being the most surface level human being but when you're in college You're just looking for like the best time and like who can give you a good time So like if you're not on the actual MLB roster if you're like down under like in the um What is it called the MLB and the minors minors if you're down in the minors like you're literally living in dorm rooms so like not to be dick like i don't have interest in dating you because you're like you're going through what like the college guys are going through so anyway so he keeps messaging me he keeps messaging my friends and i'm pretty sure like i messaged him back like a few times but i was always because i wanted to get to his more interesting teammates and then whenever he would get sent down from the Yankees I would like stop answering then when he would come back up I'm like what's up today and so then finally I remember meeting you and being like Alex like I think it's for the best that you move on because he's just looking he's like almost like it's like he's obsessed looking for a girlfriend I was his like first first girlfriend Which I think also was another one of like maybe the biggest shoes but like I was this first like serious girlfriend and like Since high school right like you were the first victim and didn't he play on the same team as my ex or what was the story you told? Yes, so I Was always like the color daddy fan and I knew who you dated and they were on the same team.
So obviously I was like, you know, like that's Alex Cooper's ex. And he's like, I know, like they bring it up, like they tease him, whatever.
And I was like, well, that sucks because she's so much more successful than him. And he's like, and i was like well doesn't it can give us like
a little peace of mind alex like for everyone shitting on us for our jobs like to know that
people in the mlb locker rooms are going to forever maybe be chanting our names until they
fucking retire which i'm sure mine is like about to on his way out he can't get a fucking contract
but um it's not that i look people just send me this shit they're like whoa you're on your way up he's on his way down but um it is funny to think that our ex has crossed paths so now you're on to like a different experience and listen guys we're like lightly talking shit it's we're not it's fun have you dated anyone in the nba that we don't know about no no really but i have a funny story So I told you I was never really into sports. And also, like, I don't, my family is not into sports.
Like, my dad has never watched a sports game in his life. Like, this was just not their culture.
So, like, I don't know. I didn't grow up, like, super involved in this either.
And my freshman year of college, I get a DM from someone who was on the Miami heat is on the Miami heat and he sends me a dm whatever and my dumb ass was like I answered saying like oh you on the Miami heat like something like because I literally genuinely didn't know and now knowing who this person is I'm like what and then I left
him on red I didn't even answer him because I didn't care and now I'm like Alex wait we're gonna believe this who was it wait what I know and you just like I literally didn't give one fuck and it's just sitting there in your DM still yes is he in a relationship now yes He's okay.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm such a dumbass. I'm fucking dead.
Okay, do any of your exes have similarities? I honestly don't think so because I think as, well, they haven't gotten better maybe, but like I, when I don't like something about that guy, and make sure I think as well, they haven't gotten better maybe, but like I, when I don't like something
about that guy, I make sure, I think you learn from each relationship.
Yeah.
So I'm like, that cannot be happening in the next relationship.
Right.
But they've all been their own, they've all been their own demons.
I don't know.
We, I was going to ask, cause you said like in the beginning days of college, you weren't really like into the athletes. And I'm like, so who the fuck was Alex Earl dating her freshman year of college? Um.
Um. I dated like a frat guy.
Oh. Does he like ever like try to clout chase and like say he dated you? Yeah.
Oh, are there any videos online? Um, I don't know. I don't have videos, but he put up his pictures with me, like, back on his Instagram.
So I was like, great. No.
I'm so embarrassed. Is it embarrassing? Like, is that one of the relationships you're like, please, I don't want, like, people to know about that? Yeah.
And it was kind of more so, like, a fun relationship, I think. Like, it was, like, social.
Like, we would go out together every night. And, like, I found him attractive.
Like, so, you know, it was kind of like, it just made sense, but it wasn't so like I was in love with his personality. Well, also at Miami, let me preface this by saying the guys are not the cutest.
Okay. So like it's always, and I just think that school has like, it breeds like hot girls.
And I think a lot of the times, like there's all these pretty girls getting with like all these gross guys and they could do so much better. But like for me, like this was like a guy, like I found attractive.
So I was like, I'm sticking. Wait, I'm sticking him.
I'm sticking him with my hand up his asshole. That's what I'm up to.
You're sticking with him. ask you when you were in college did your once you started to actually pop off did your teachers ever fucking say anything to you like did they know what was happening um no they actually never said anything until right around graduation i had one professor say something but it was never kind of like i don't know it was it never felt like that in school what was it like in class you have to be honest in class sometimes um most of the people like the business school is pretty small at Miami so like the people that I had classes with I had classes with for like the past three years yeah so like they knew me but I think there were some classes or like walking to class, having people like ask to take pictures with me was just crazy, like exciting.
But also I was just like, this is nuts. Like I'm sitting in my class and I look like a rat and like you want to take a picture with me? Like, okay.
That is kind of crazy. When I was graduating, one of my teachers had said something to me asking about influencer marketing and they might start a class about it.
A few have asked me to come back and speak at classes. Alex! I might be a professor.
Imagine kids taking notes as you're speaking. She's too powerful.
She's getting too powerful. Okay, okay, Alex, what is the most toxic thing that you are attracted to? Um, everything.
I, I love a guy who like gives me no attention. I love it.
Like if you text me or call me too much, like I will never speak to you again. I love a guy.
I I love how like fine I love love love it I you're like I am obsessed when they treat me like absolute shit and then also guys all in Miami taking notes right now I'm being dramatic like I just don't like someone who is too mushy gushy and all over you know yeah I just like give me some space because I don't do you like horoscopes like yeah even that yeah yeah i do i do what are we what are you i'm a sagittarius what does that mean i feel like i like to be very like independent and like i don't like to be bothered i don't like to feel like trapped smothered if someone makes me feel smothered i will run so far away they'll and never see me again. Dude, I'm a Leo.
I'm like, if I feel like I can dominate you, like, I will literally eat you alive and I will never speak to you again. Get out of here with that little fucking bitch boy energy.
So you need someone to, like, match your energy and, like, test you. I love someone who, like, flirt...
flirt... flirtedly? Flirtedly shits on me, kind of.
Do you know what I mean? and not like too much. Cause there's guys in Miami who will go in on you and actually make you feel like the biggest piece of crap in your life.
Right. Cause that's their way of flirting.
But I just a little bit of like a tease. Also a thing for me is I have a hard time giving or receiving compliments.
So that works better for me. If we can like shit on each other and that's our way of for me like if I say something nice to a guy immediately and I've caught myself and I'm working on this yeah okay but I will like immediately then say something or I'll be like oh whatever like whatever wait can we talk about that for a minute because I wonder if this is literally like just women in general like I feel the same way where I have literally talked about this with my therapist where like matt will always be like oh my god like you look so gorgeous in the beginning of our relationship i would just be like where are we going to dinner and like completely almost like because it's awkward to be like thank you yeah i do or thank you you know like we look amazing bitch obviously it's just like i don't know i don't i don't like it but as much as i do say it or i won't be with you but i also just i can't It's just like, I don't know.
I don't, I don't like it. But as much as I do say it or I won't be with you, but I also just, I can't like admit that I, I don't know.
It's weird. Right.
I'm also laughing as I'm thinking about that. Cause I'm like, when someone says that to you, also I'm thinking like, I put a lot of fucking work into whatever I'm doing.
If I'm going on a date, I should at least say thank you. Cause like, yeah, I did put in work.
We should work on that. Okay.
Everybody listening and watching you guys say thank you with confidence we're gonna just be like thank you thank you so much you look great too or if they don't look good just don't say it back but just be like thank you i think that's a good thing to work on okay ready for this little flip-flop what is your most toxic trait i will ghost you that's like my number one thing it's but when'm when i'm over something i'm over it and like i'll just leave like i i don't okay wait but will you ghost in terms of like will you block or will you ghost like no no i just won't answer oh i i'm not a big blocker honestly okay let them just keep getting that blue and they just like never get the answer just like when i'm over something and I don't even really realize that I'm doing it but I will just like not I don't know I feel like it doesn't even register in my mind that they're talking to me and I'm like it's just not there you're done I don't care okay well some people would say that's a superpower because I think a lot of girls are gonna be like Alex so what's going on upstairs because I need a little bit of that and that's like when they slide in I can't not say hi even if they just fucked my best friend last week. Yeah, that's where I kind of feel like I'm like the advice person.
I don't know when it comes to like my friends and not caring about a guy too much. Like I'm really good at like letting go, but maybe I'm too good at that.
So maybe I need a balance. Okay, what gives you the ick? Um, one time I got the ick, I brought this guy back to my place.
Um, we were kind of, like, making out all night. I bring him back.
We're, like, sitting in my kitchen. I go to, like, make us a drink, and he just smiled, like, what? He was way too happy, you know what I mean? Like he just gave off the vibes.
Like he was not playing cool. He was like, I'm here.
And he was just grinning from ear to ear. And I was like out.
Like I literally was like, I have to go. I feel so sick.
I'm so sorry. But like you can't.
Wait, you turn the corner and he was like. Like, you know, I just, I don't know.
It was. He was eager beaver.
I think it's cool when a guy is kind of like suave and whatever. Like, I don't know.
He just really gave off the vibes of like. Right.
And maybe I sobered up a little bit. Maybe that was it too.
And I was like, wait, what is going on right now? No, but he was way too happy and like too big of a smile. Like you're not feeling.
I get it. You're like, how do I explain the, give me, give me a smile to the camera.
Like that's not someone I want to fuck. No, no, no.
You're like, I'm, you're giving nothing, but like, get the fuck out of my house.. I also think, ooh, is that what I should be doing right now? Alex said, I'm not going to fuck that.
Oh, do we have the same one? Okay, at least we have the same thing. I've been going slow because I'm like, I need to do my eyes.
Oh, you're done. Okay, okay.
I've been just going like this for a really long time. I've just been going like this.
Yeah. Okay, so this is the goal.
goal i'm gonna finish because i was patting my face for so long we're gonna go play a drinking game and we're gonna play truth or drink oh god i feel like you haven't had your fair share of let's let's know a little bit more about alex and her sexual escapades and I feel like obviously this is called her daddy.
So we're going to have a couple more drinks.
We have to.
We're going to kick down.
Yeah, you take a drink and we're going to get into it. And we're going to get a little wild.
This is a side no one knows of me. No one.
Which is kind of crazy. Are you ready? No.
I'm going to chug this really quick. Let's go.
We have nothing to wear. No, I think this, show the bodysuit to the camera.
I mean, it looks good. You're nervous the nipple will come out.
We sent to it, like we can feel it. Okay, okay.
Okay, we're gonna be back. We're gonna try on our outfits and then we'll come out.
We're ready. Barely.
Full mental breakdowns. We hate our outfits.
Let's go. Okay.
I am so fucking excited. Alex, we are going to play truth or drink.
Okay. Get ready to get fucked up, bitch.
Okay, here we go. First, let's just start out start out with an easy light little softball when is the last time you blacked out like two weeks ago what is your go-to drink a vodka soda okay what is your tolerance level like if we're going out tonight what should i expect um i can take a lot of shots but then i might not i actually i have a good tolerance but it depends but you may like blackout but like are you the type of person that no one knows you're blacked out I'm kind of one I mean I get googly eyes but I'm never gonna be the like puker falling over I'm jinxing myself right now I'm gonna be a mess I know it when was your oh this is fucked when was your last dance floor make out my last dance floor makeout was like a month or so ago in Montauk.
I think it's good that you drink too. Yeah, that's good.
That's good. Okay.
When is the last time that you drunk texted an ex? I'm not a big drunk ex texter. So like has to be over a year years I don't know if you were god forbid sliding in what are you saying are you sending paragraphs or you're just like hi I'm a hi I'm like a hi girl I remember I used to just do like the the peach emoji and then the phone so like a booty call and it just like it usually worked but like I wasn't happy in the morning but I was happy i didn't send like a paragraph yeah so okay you can like if it's short you shouldn't be that
embarrassed if it's long just you know go to church and repent um how many guys did you fuck your freshman year of college two love were they good uh who won no oh my god very very bad very bad how many times you had sex with him uh two and two times yes okay and then I I tried afterwards I was like you know I'm just gonna give him head because this is so bad and he told me that he didn't like that so I just was like i don't know what's going on here and i'm running away and that was the like one and really only like frack guy i was like we gotta get out of here it didn't work okay that's a good solid number um what is your total body count i'll drink with you know i'm just gonna drink for privacy but it's nothing like crazy I think that's fine
okay i'll drink with you know i'm just gonna drink for privacy but it's it's nothing like crazy
i think that's fine okay who is your celebrity crush
jacob alordi but he was a girlfriend so maybe that's controversial no it's okay it's okay they
can be even like married actually you know what oh it was always zach efron for the longest time
so it used to be zach efron now it's jacob al. Okay, that's good.
Who is your athlete crush? Travis Kelsey. Let's just drink to that because why the fuck i definitely shouldn't have said that okay what you know we appreciate is the motherfucking honesty alex earl and the problem with this game is i'm just gonna keep answering no i love it okay in the night, maybe we'll bleep the name.
Someone who ended things with you when you were still very into him. Okay.
What about him? Give me a D. What if you say that? Sleuths go in.
How many nudes have you taken in your life um i don't know the exact number a good amount are you proud of your nudes yeah like if they got leaked i'd be like okay actually i don't know don't link don't come from you be like they're literally fire everyone's now like hacking um what is your best skill in the bedroom i think and i think i i give a lot of credit to you but i think i'm pretty good at giving head i have been told and wait but not always okay uh the first my first boyfriend the first one i gave a blowjob to whatever oh my god i'm being so awkward because I never talk about this stuff. He was like, that was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.
He's like, you were biting my dick. Like that was horrible.
So I literally was petrified and I was determined. So you played episode three.
I studied and then Color Daddy came out and I was like i'm determined to do this and now you take pride in your work yes i am cheers let's do cheers again thank you so much that makes me so fucking the gluckluck 9000 goes very far it does wonders for your dick so you're welcome everybody i'm so proud of you okay top two favorite sex positions i love missionary i don't know i just think are you making eye contact yeah or like kissing i love or i like kind of like spooning on my side the best fuck mary kill athlete edition i can't say this seriously.
Aaron Judge, Braxton Berrios, and Travis Kelsey.
Okay, um, kill Aaron Judge.
Um, fuck Travis Kelsey, marry Braxton Berrios.
Will you be attending any Dolphins games this season? I think so. Love that for you.
I think so. Okay, are you an anal virgin? I am.
I actually... You're free.
You just said that? I am. Because I feel like I want to save that for marriage.
I don't know.
Is that weird to say? No.
But I'm like, I want them to have something left of me.
Oh, my God.
What?
I didn't mean it to come off like that.
No, it's good.
I don't know.
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No, this is good.
This is good.
You want something to be left of them.
I'm dead.
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oh my god oh no like was it even sex no i don't know you're just i feel like you're so horny when you're young like that yes but like it's actually not sex you're just like dry like humping and you're like horrible it's horrible it's horrible bad bad okay last time you faked an orgasm don't fucking lie to my face go um probably like in the past few months okay do better do better for our girl okay tell the daddy gang a secret anything take your time oh my god a like a sexual secret maybe anything sexual maybe like a little fantasy like a secret. Maybe something like you've tried that you're like, oh, I kind of liked it.
Oh, I have one. I, um, oh my God.
Dad, please, if you're listening, turn this off. No, you know what I'm going to do? For the point that we just talked about this, I'm going to put a little sub captions of like, Earl family, like mute this and now unmute.
Mute it. Mute it at this point.
Dad, family, grandma. She watches everything I do.
Okay. I recently like within the past week have experimented.
I tried a butt plug for the first time and I loved it. Is your orgasm better? Yes.
I get it. Cause it's like, we aren aren't taught to do these things but when you put it in there it's kind of like a really good feeling it is and they like it too maybe a little finger what finger are you using in there alex that's a that's why you think i have no nails on it's crazy when the daddy gang sees me with no claws they're like oh so you're fingering matt's asshole i'm like what sorry matt um so what finger are you using i think my middle it's good it's a good finger it's solid because like then you can i don't know i'm just gonna stop talking i've never talked remotely about any of this online how do you is, is it freaking you out a little? It is.
It feels fine right now because I feel comfortable and I feel like we're having a conversation. And when I see this, I'm going to be like, oh my God.
Yeah. When it airs, you're going to fling yourself off the balcony and be like, why did I do that? Okay.
I am satisfied. We got a little bit of tea.
There's obviously more to come. This is not the last time we're podcasting together, but this is just to like give everyone a little taste.
And thank you for sharing with us because I know you've never really talked about your
sex life, but obviously it's only appropriate that you do it here on Call Her Daddy.
We're going to go out tonight.
Yes.
We're going to party with all of our fans, all of our friends, all of our followers.
We love you all.
And I'm excited to see like, how does Alex Earl party in Miami?
I'm excited to see how you party.
Let's go. Cheers.
Cheers how you party. Let's go.
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Bye. holy shit oh my god did you sleep here last night oh yeah you didn't know i brought my air mattress i obviously wanted to like get the full experience Last night was a little blurry for me.
Dude. Okay, here we go.
Let's podcast. Can you hear this? Oh Okay, here I come.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god. I don't want to put these in your bed.
You were Dogs out last night. Dude, dude.
I took my shoes off the minute we got immediately her shoes come off i was like um we're giving them the recap i think that i have glass in my foot there is i don't this is a really gross i don't want you to have to get too close alex but i'm not lying when i say what is this going on what is this that's blood like dried blood oh so i won't put them on your bed i'll just go like this um okay so last night we got fucking wild i got like really drunk i was also laughing so when we went to that dinner i turned to Alex and Alex was like oh like I can't tell if I'm getting tired and I was like Alex. That's when it all went downhill.
Then we started just taking shots. We took so many shots.
Did we get in trouble? I think they were glass shot glass. They were glass shot glasses and I think people were like dropping them on the floor
so glass was shattering so that makes sense why your foot is cut open this was like our first time ever going out together it was it was very fun partying with you yeah you are the life of the party you have you i didn't tell i couldn't tell you were that fucked up yeah i feel like same with you really but well i could definitely i was like oh wow like she really like can drink i was shocked by that really yeah oh my god i thought i was gonna be a grandma she went full force oh my god do you remember when the bouncer like caught my blimp body so i'm fucking standing jumping around just like having the time and i don't know what happened but at one point it was as if i was like literally about to belly flop onto the center table with all the drinks and everything and my body just like literally levitated over and i just started falling and randomly the bodyguard just comes in and with his arms like this i just do a plank onto his body as if I was going to crush the entire table. And he just like picked me up and I turned around and Matt was just like, what the fuck? I can't decide if I'm about to vomit or shit myself.
I'm definitely going to puke at some point today and I'm sweating and I really don't feel good. I think that we should go for a walk.
How far does the beach from you? It's right there, like over, right over that bridge. Oh, over the bridge? It's right there.
We can just hop on over there. I'll hop, skip and jump over the fucking bridge.
Okay, yeah, I think we should go maybe get some like coffee more pd light and let's uh you're like oh yeah it's just right over there over that bridge oh all the way over there okay guys we're gonna get our lives together i'm gonna clean my foot i wonder if i can even stand i can't really everyone came in here and it started my
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Okay, guys, we fucking lied alex and i are like let's go walk we went right back to bed we went back to bed it's now seven o'clock at night so just pretend it's still the daytime we're not degenerates we're fine flash forward eight hours exactly so alex i have to say i have been having the most fun for the past 48 hours getting to like live in your life has been so fucking cool and it's been so fun getting to know you i feel like obviously people on the internet look at you and are probably like that girl doesn't have one problem in the world she just gets to go party have the best life and that's it and i think that's the beauty of podcasting is like we get to know you a little bit more so in the spirit of getting vulnerable and podcasting I want to ask you a few final questions before I leave you in Miami on your own what is the hardest life lesson that you've had to learn the hardest life life lesson I think I've had to learn has been around jealousy and fake maybe friends, fake people in your life. People have, you know, it's been a thing kind of my whole life, even since I've been little, like, I feel like finding good people to like stick around and a lot of people don't want to hang out for the right reasons or don't want to stick around for the right reasons and I think that that has been something I've had to learn especially recently over the past year with things happening or I've had people that you know didn't hang out with me before or would say no if I asked to do something.
And then all of a sudden they all come swarming back around. And I'm just like, it just honestly hurts like as much as it is annoying or whatever.
But it hurts to see someone be so shallow and like actually just not care about you as a person. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you? Probably the biggest misconception about me.
I feel like I'm quiet at first until you get to know me and I have kind of a big personality online. But I take a minute to warm up to people and I've had people be like, this is not who we know.
Like, oh, you're being so quiet and reserved. I don't know.
I like to kind of like read the room a little bit first.
I think when I'm like getting to know people, I'm just like not walking in.
And obviously what I post is kind of me crazy all the time or whatever.
But I'm not like that 24-7.
I'm not, you know, doing backflips around my apartment all the time.
Just sometimes.
Just sometimes.
That is why I'm so happy that you're about to start this podcast.
Because I feel like there's a difference between like commenting back on a comment and being like, that's not true. But looking into a camera and being like, let me tell you guys the situation, what happened.
And just like talking through something I think like is a way to actually connect with more people. Your podcast, Hot Mess, comes out tomorrow.
First of all, I'm so excited for this. And I've gotten comments throughout the whole past year being like you should start a podcast you should start a podcast being kind of in front of the camera more and talking i love connecting with my audience and i think there's a lot that they don't know about me there's a lot that they do know but there's so much that they don't know and i am ready to kind of share more of my life with them I just wanted to be my friends my family people that are close to me in my life and sit on the floor of my room and talk I love it I think it's gonna be so dope are you nervous I'm a little nervous um but honestly filming this has made me feel a little bit better and I feel like I'm getting to learn from the best.
And I have a good coach. It's been so fun working with you because we both love our fans and our content and what we're doing.
Like, it's been cool to work with you and just be able to like watch you about to literally kill it. And people just be like listening to every week.
I can't wait for you. I can't wait.
So Alex. Oh, this is like sad.
Like it's ending. Like I don't want to end it, but it feels like a really perfect ending to an incredible episode.
I'm so excited. What? I need help with one last thing before we end this.
Okay. Really strange request.
Okay. So you know how I just graduated.
I just moved out of my college house. Yes.
Well, probably the only nice thing that we had in this house was our fridge. We had like a smart fridge.
It has a big screen. And on that fridge, you're able to upload photos.
So my friends and I thought it'd be funny. We did like photos of the week.
And this, this fridge has basically our private stories on it and we we have our nudes on there. We have, I don't know, we're shit-talking ourselves.
I don't know what is on that fridge. We got a glimpse because this group of frat boys has moved in now.
And they see what is on our fridge. All the other girls are in New York besides me and Kristen.
So I think it's's only fair that we go there and we break and enter and we delete the photos on the fridge you're saying that it's a smart fridge like there's it's almost like a built-in ipad yes and all of your guys nudes are on this fucking thing like two days like hump day without cute ones not the cute ones the ones where it's like oh my god your nipples hanging out of the shirt oh my god i have a double chin oh my god i'm hung over here it's a complete joke in our most embarrassing photos and now these guys have access to literally our most secret photos so we're gonna get in the car we're gonna drive there immediately and we're gonna show up with the cameras and they're gonna be like what the fuck and we're like we're just i need you to distract them we should literally be like oh we're just filming for call her daddy yeah um i want to see your room can you guys show me the room they'll bring me into the room you go to the fucking fridge and delete that shit okay daddy gang one last adventure one more little hurrah with alex and i here we fucking go let's go all right let's just do it right now let's go oh my god how are you with the driver i'm a good driver but sometimes if I'm like speeding Don't worry Oh my gosh we're gonna run Guys I have butterflies in my stomach Can we even pull in? Should we actually just drive by? There's grass! We didn't have grass like this! When did they get grass? I see the front door we we just have to infiltrate. I'm literally shaking.
What is that? Oh my god, it's fratified. It's fratified.
No, I'm not right now. No, they have three TVs in there.
What do you think is falling on the door now? I'm gonna throw up. What is this? uh...
Hi!
I just wanted to give you guys a housewarming gift.
We used to live here.
Come in.
Thank you. We'll see you'll love.
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