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Speaker 1 So you don't think any people are like born, quote unquote, in the wrong body? No, I don't agree. No.
I think people might think they are.

Speaker 1 There's a book of the Bible I think you'd love. What? Song of Solomon.
Song of Solomon. Of course, we still are Nash?

Speaker 1 Song of Solomon's all about sex.

Speaker 1 Charlie Kirk here.

Speaker 1 I am here. Kirk, reporting for duty.
That's what they call me. How are you? Nice to meet you.
Thanks for having us.

Speaker 1 Us? Well, our game. Or me.
Is there someone with

Speaker 1 you not expecting trouble, are you? Not quite. You travel with security? Unfortunately.
You do? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Like what kind?

Speaker 1 You know, security. Well, I'm sorry that you have to do that, but that's the price of fame.
And boy, you're, you, I mean, man, you're everywhere. You're

Speaker 1 like the new it boy

Speaker 1 podcast. No, it's true.
We have different jihadis that want to kill me, the purple-haired jihadis, the woke guys. Well,

Speaker 1 they want to kill me just as bad.

Speaker 1 Probably. Oh, they really do.
No, you've been very outspoken on the woke stuff.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes. I mean, and they, just the way within a religion, they hate their own apostates more.

Speaker 1 I would say they hate me more because I'm supposed to get on the short bus to crazy town with them. And I won't.

Speaker 1 And yet I'm still a liberal and still like, you know, I mean, we probably could argue all day about Donald Trump and what he's doing, which I'm not down with.

Speaker 1 But, you know,

Speaker 1 it's always the people who are closest who think, oh, gosh, you shouldn't have, you're a traitor somehow.

Speaker 1 It's because they thought you were one of them and that.

Speaker 1 I am one of them. They're not one of me.

Speaker 1 It's the liberals of Jewish. So they've left you, not you left you.
Well,

Speaker 1 I feel like there's liberal and woke are two completely different things. It was a theme of my last stand-up special that I just did a few months ago.
And it's basically,

Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't the whole special, of course, but it was a large part of it devoted to that, to proving that case, that, you know,

Speaker 1 what liberals believe, woke is something completely different. It's very often the opposite of it.
You know, liberalism is let's live in a colorblind society. That's the goal.

Speaker 1 Woke's goal is we see race everywhere. And it's an obsession.
Yes. Okay.
So that's not liberal. You changed.
Liberal is their two-state solution. Woke is river to the sea.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So just don't take my word and say you're that. You took this and took it to, you got off the F-train, you fell asleep, and you got off the 20 stops too far.
And don't blame me for that. Drink?

Speaker 1 No, I'm good. Thank you.
You don't drink? No. Or smoke pot? No.
And you're married and super Christian. We're going to get along great.

Speaker 1 This is going to just be perfect. But can I just ask you, because I want to find out a lot about you, because you're obviously a super bright guy.
But

Speaker 1 you do think that I have the right to live completely opposite than you do.

Speaker 1 I think you can get as drunk as you'd like. And you're that kind of an American, right?

Speaker 1 You're not forcing your opinions as...

Speaker 1 I'm not here to say you can't. What do you think of that? No, okay.
So you think pot should be legal?

Speaker 1 That's a complicated.

Speaker 1 I have a very unpopular view on pot. You know,

Speaker 1 can I tell you my case on pot? Please do. It's not the depression that it might be causing or the fact that it might be hurting kids' brains.
It's the smell. It's the stench that drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not hurting their brains. I mean, kids shouldn't do it.
Of course, kids shouldn't.

Speaker 1 It definitely didn't hurt my brain. But let me ask, do you think that

Speaker 1 more teenagers are doing pot today or that before legalization or after legalization? You know what? Do you think usage rates are going up or not? I don't know the answer.

Speaker 1 Oh, you'll be fascinated by this because, you know, I'm not married, so I go out. So sometimes I'm out with like people who are a great deal younger than me.

Speaker 1 I don't know how they get in my group, but they do. And so I've been to sometimes parties like the Hollywood parties.

Speaker 1 And this is probably not most of America exactly this way, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's that different. And first of all, in this town, it's all run by like the Nepo babies.

Speaker 1 The Nepo babies, the Trust Fun kids, is all these little funny two-year-olds. The J.B.
Pritzker types.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I'm sure I know who you mean, the governor of Illinois. He's inherited the Hyatt.
Oh, sure.

Speaker 1 We've invented Nepal Baby out here, okay? But yes, it's everywhere now, even on the Lakers.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 that's real privilege there. You know, you got some privilege if you can get.

Speaker 1 Well, okay.

Speaker 1 I don't want LeBron mad at me like he is at my friend Stephen A. But I mean, that is,

Speaker 1 you know. But the point is that when you go out to these, I've been to these parties parties where like it's a bunch of 22-year-old kids and none of them are smoking pot.
Why?

Speaker 1 They're on real drugs. Pot's so like my generation.
It's like I couldn't find pot at one of these parties. I was the only, they were asking me for it.
The few kids are,

Speaker 1 they're all, they take this, this, they've got psychedelics, mushrooms, LSD, okay. Oh, ketamine, whatever.
Oh, ketamine,

Speaker 1 that has some medicinal property, but not at a party. They're all, it's all ingested before they even leave the house.
So that's where the

Speaker 1 good news, parents, your kids aren't on pot. Yeah, but they're on way worse, I think.
They're on a big, big trip.

Speaker 1 So, but do you think that since we've legalized less teenagers are doing, like 13, 14, 15-year-olds? Because that was always the argument, right? If we legalize it, less kids would do it.

Speaker 1 I don't know what 14-year-olds are doing. No, I don't know the answer.
I just. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Speaker 1 But we can agree that kids shouldn't.

Speaker 1 Oh, totally.

Speaker 1 But we also should be able to agree that we shouldn't force adults to organize their lives around what kids might get into. That's a good argument.
I mean, do you think that it's...

Speaker 1 I mean, you're not against porn, are you? Well, I actually once struggled with porn. Thankfully, I'm free of that.
But, I mean, how can you struggle with it? I mean, it's so easy. Well,

Speaker 1 you could grow addicted to it. I mean, it can...
I know. I was kidding.
No, but

Speaker 1 yeah, I don't have that issue anymore, thankfully. But I would ask the question, though, like, do you think since the legalization of marijuana in L.A., it's made it a better or worse place to live?

Speaker 1 Or just it hasn't changed at all?

Speaker 1 It certainly hasn't changed my life. Okay.
I grew up right outside here.

Speaker 1 Do you think the quality of life has gone up or down? Well, I don't know, but that's not really the relevant question, is it?

Speaker 1 Even if there is a deleterious effect, there is too many things we do, and we would not use that as a reason to prescribe our basic freedoms. should people

Speaker 1 be able to do drugs

Speaker 1 outside, like on the street?

Speaker 1 No, definitely not on the street.

Speaker 1 So there are some limits. Of course there are limits.
Yes. And maybe of certain drugs or certain drugs should be by prescription

Speaker 1 as we do with pharmaceutical drugs.

Speaker 1 But certainly pot is

Speaker 1 more benign than alcohol. I mean, I could give you the stats on that.
We all know that.

Speaker 1 Is it health food? No.

Speaker 1 I'm not crazy like some of my hippie friends are,

Speaker 1 trying to portray it as something that's actually good for your lungs. But I don't think it's, well, it's a trade-off.
When you're an adult, you have the right to make trade-offs. Trade-offs

Speaker 1 is the essence of life. I'm going to have this piece of cake tonight and be a little fatter tomorrow, or I'm not going to do that and feel better tomorrow.

Speaker 1 And we all make those choices on a daily basis with everything. Yes, have I probably cut off some years of my life, maybe with pot? Who knows? I may have increased them because it helped me,

Speaker 1 it made me, certainly made me richer. It made me better at my job, better at writing, better at a lot of things I like to do.

Speaker 1 So, you know, I might be living in a two-bedroom apartment in Van Nuys if it wasn't for pot, and I'm probably going to live longer here. Or who knows how successful you could have been without it.

Speaker 1 That's true, too. That is true, too.
Do you think there's any merit to the argument that the pot has more THC and is more intense than it was 30, 40 years ago? It's so hard. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I hear these things. Oh, I hear those things too.
And I'm sure that's true because once it became as commercialized as it has, of course you're going to try to maximize the potency of it.

Speaker 1 Just because the customer comes back, just like a restaurant is not interested in your health. They're interested in making the food

Speaker 1 as delicious as they can. And you've come back to that restaurant.
So, but it's so hard for me to tell you because I've been smoking for 50 years and I'm different. Who knows what I was thinking?

Speaker 1 I remember when I first smoked, we would just sit in the car and laugh at nothing for an hour. That doesn't happen anymore.
So my guess is the pot is stronger, but my resistance is weaker. Okay.

Speaker 1 Anyway, it's, you know,

Speaker 1 people think I'm some sort of giant pothead. I've always been very circumspect about my pot smoking.
I mean, I don't smoke every day.

Speaker 1 The most I smoke is right here once a week.

Speaker 1 I like to be in party mode when I'm with someone I'm getting to know.

Speaker 1 This is one of the joys of my life.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, I understand that it doesn't connect with some people or make some people paranoid or something.

Speaker 1 But other people, it's just, I mean, you know, some people like a scotch and some people like blah, blah, blah, and some people like complete sobriety. If

Speaker 1 If that's your thing, that's fine. But to me, the most interesting place I can ever travel is inside my own mind.
And drugs do help you get there.

Speaker 1 Is there

Speaker 1 do you think all hard drugs should be illegal? Like heroin? Illegal? No. I mean, well, heroin, is there any uses for it? I mean...
Like for what San Francisco did, they pseudo-legalized it, right?

Speaker 1 I mean, they said, hey, we're going to have, make it easier for you to do heroin. No, we shouldn't make it easier.
That's crazy. Where they had drug injection sites, basically.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 No, I know, but that's it. That was a public policy position of Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco.
That's the low-lying fruit for you right now. No, that's right now.
That's a question.

Speaker 1 No, but isn't it? I want to create a fruit. It's the low-lying fruit.

Speaker 1 It's like, no. Sure, it's a correct.
Right. And it's a boundary.
I want to create a boundary. And you're right.
You know, I mean, again, I'm for picking that fruit, too. It's silly.

Speaker 1 to help drug addicts be drug addicts and keep them on the street. It's stupid to keep homeless on the street.
Oh, I totally agree. That's another way liberals are different than the woke.

Speaker 1 The liberal thing for forever was, for compassion's sake, get them off the street. That's not the woke version.
Their version is they're an endangered species.

Speaker 1 Don't touch them in their natural habitat, living under a river. Let them defecate.
Let them do whatever they want. It's their thing.

Speaker 1 And, you know, I mean, this should be nothing more basic than a government claiming the streets. The streets are for the citizens.
It's not to live in. Build a barracks.

Speaker 1 I mean, why are these things, maybe you can answer that, why are these kind of things so difficult that you think, such common sense, build a fucking barracks.

Speaker 1 I know homeless people say they don't want to live there. You don't have a choice.
Oh, we'll get robbed there. Higher security.
It's pennies on the dollar.

Speaker 1 Why is it so difficult? I feel like I, with no real knowledge of this field, could do it.

Speaker 1 If I had people who would carry out my, I would say, okay, get me specs. I want to see

Speaker 1 a place we could build it i want to see what the barracks looks like i want to see who works there is is it really in the toilets whatever and somebody must be able to mitt romney somebody who did the olympics somebody who could come in and we know how to clean up the streets i mean gavin newsom cleaned up the streets of san francisco and gigi ping showed up i mean it's just an act of the will they they don't want to do it right like when they get the whores up the street when when the mayor is like doing whatever cleanup or like when the mlb all-star game goes to seattle all of a sudden it's america's cleanest city right Right.

Speaker 1 So you're saying if we can do it that one day. I'm saying it's an act of the will.
It's all that it is.

Speaker 1 And look, left, woke, I won't even say left, woke philosophy is they believe, they don't really believe in private property.

Speaker 1 And at its core, why shouldn't someone be able to defecate on the side of the street? Who are you to judge? Well, that's woke, yes, maybe. I'm saying woke, not even liberal.
Right.

Speaker 1 I'm making that distinction, which I think is a fair distinction. That's another reason.

Speaker 1 Another one we can add to the list of woke is not liberal.

Speaker 1 And I think left versus liberal or woke versus liberal is an important distinction. I will say what makes you different is few liberals stand up to the woke.

Speaker 1 And that is few liberals are willing to stand up to woke. Absolutely.
And few conservatives stand up to Trump. Fair enough.

Speaker 1 I mean, you can stand up or disagree, but I guess you could say the question,

Speaker 1 is Trump.

Speaker 1 Woke is an ideology. Is Trump an ideology? I mean, he's a person.
MAGA is an ideology. But I mean, I disagree with Trump on a lot of stuff.
I mean, I don't think we should go to war with Iran.

Speaker 1 I think that'd be a big mistake.

Speaker 1 Also, when you get to, we're going to send homegrown American citizens to foreign prisons.

Speaker 1 Oh, so the thing he said, you mean? Homegrown. To Bukeley.
Americans. No, and if he were to do that, I wouldn't support it.
Great. But I think that is a one-liner that he gave to Bukele.

Speaker 1 I think that is, you met the man. Yes, I.
Do you think he actually believes that? Like, he would do that.

Speaker 1 It's worse if he does or would. It's still horrible that an American president would say that.
Look me in the eye and tell me if Obama had said that, what your reaction would be. I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't like it. I think it would be a little more vitriolic than that.

Speaker 1 We'd be apoplectic. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm finding out how honest you are, Charlie. And so far, I think you're doing good.
And I hope I'm doing good with you. Because if we don't have the honesty, we can't really, you know.

Speaker 1 Look, but to be, to also to be fair to the whole, you know, topic in general,

Speaker 1 the outrage around deportations, as we've seen, you know, this, these last couple of,

Speaker 1 you know, last couple of weeks, is like the American people voted for it. It's perfectly legal.
Well, they didn't vote for

Speaker 1 people without any... I mean,

Speaker 1 you mean that Maryland case is what you're talking about, right? The guy who they're trying, who they say. MS-13 member?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 there's no evidence that he's they don't they did not present evidence I mean I don't really want to get into the weeds on this one because I got to do it on my show Friday but and

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 the Supreme Court I guess we have to get into the weeds there you know there is there's there's even new evidence in the last couple of hours that I don't you you you you you lead the conversation you tell me how deep you want to go on it

Speaker 1 none okay I mean mean, but

Speaker 1 I hope that if it comes to light,

Speaker 1 let me button it up this way.

Speaker 1 I hope that if it does come to light, that there really is no evidence that this guy was a gang member, that he got swept up, which is very understandable that when you do a sweep, when you're doing big things, yes,

Speaker 1 nothing is going to go perfect. But if it does come to light, I would hope that some Republicans have the spine to say, yeah, that's not right.

Speaker 1 This guy should not be there. I mean, the Bill of Rights, it's pretty clear that you can't just disappear people without any sort of trial.
Well,

Speaker 1 sorry to interrupt.

Speaker 1 And deportation is not the same thing as sending someone to a prison.

Speaker 1 But you are allowed to deport under the Alien Enemies Act. Correct.
Someone who is part of a recognized terrorist organization, which MS-13 is pretty close to a terrorist organization. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, you know,

Speaker 1 you're bending all these words. He's not an American citizen.
We've got to acknowledge that. No, absolutely not.
So that's important. But he wasn't here illegally either.
He was. Illegally.

Speaker 1 The Maryland man.

Speaker 1 As long as we're not talking about two different cases. We're talking about Garcia.
Yes, he was an illegal immigrant to the country.

Speaker 1 I thought he was waiting for asylum.

Speaker 1 You could be illegal waiting for asylum. I see.

Speaker 1 Okay. So they could deport him.
That's right. Yes.
But we never did it. But to a prison.
It's an edge case. I acknowledge it's on the edge.
Okay, good.

Speaker 1 No, but the edge is, so there's three ways you can deport people. It could be the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.
It can be expedited. Used only three times.
That's fine, but hey, look.

Speaker 1 And you quote the First Amendment all the time. That's from 1787, right? So old things are important.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, just because it's old.

Speaker 1 That's been used more than three times. Fair enough.

Speaker 1 But just because things are old doesn't mean, and I'm not saying that you're using that talking point, but some people are trying to invalidate it just because it's old.

Speaker 1 It's also expedited release. They're trying to invalidate it because it doesn't really apply to this, that it's stretching.
I mean, how is MS-13 not a terrorist organization? I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, you can, yeah, you can make it. Or Trende Aragua.
I mean,

Speaker 1 organized.

Speaker 1 Because terrorism really is a political movement.

Speaker 1 It means terrorizing the civilian population to achieve a political goal. These guys just want to grab your locket.
You know, this is

Speaker 1 more than that. Oh, a lot more than that.
Look, I've said that

Speaker 1 all this stuff I don't like about Trump. I did it in my piece the other week when I was talking about the meeting at the White House.

Speaker 1 No, he was tweeting about me. I've never liked anything.
No, check the tape. There are things I like.
And one thing I liked was that the police have their morale back maybe now.

Speaker 1 And, you know, when you live in a city, it's not a good thing when the police lose their morale because they feel like they've been painted with a broad brush, which they were after 2020.

Speaker 1 You know, and they're like, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 And I've been very critical of the cops when I think they did bad things, but do I think this is

Speaker 1 a racist, you know, attack squad? It's not. There's issues.
There's always issues in everything.

Speaker 1 And, you know, when you insult the cops, they have a way of kind of brooding about it. And it's just not a good place to be

Speaker 1 when you're a city dweller.

Speaker 1 And so, you know, I don't want to be killed by a gang member because they do random killings, you know, just to as gang initiation so they can get the fucking teardrop under their eye.

Speaker 1 Okay, I want to be someone's teardrop tattoo,

Speaker 1 you know, rando out to dinner. So I get it.
You know, I mean, these are the things that lost the Democrats the election. 100%.
You know, you've got to take care of this shit.

Speaker 1 And there's real Americans that die. I mean, Rachel Morin, Lake and Riley.
There's real, I mean, Jocelyn.

Speaker 1 Well, probably not at greater rates than are killed by regular Americans.

Speaker 1 That's debated, but let's just put that aside. They shouldn't be here.
And so none of those murders are going to happen, right?

Speaker 1 And so, anyway, back to the core question. Does the president have the ability to remove illegals that have come here under an enemy gang? Of course he does.

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Speaker 1 So you're 31.

Speaker 1 What's your background?

Speaker 1 I'm going to have to like Larry King.

Speaker 1 Larry King used to just famously, and I love Larry. I did his show a billion times.
He was a legend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I never met him. And his thing was like,

Speaker 1 I don't prepare. I'm like the regular guy who just wants to know.
He's curious about this person. So I don't know.
So I asked the questions that this person would ask.

Speaker 1 You, Charlie Kirk, you're 31 years old. You're Jewish, right? No.
Yeah, that's Muslim, actually.

Speaker 1 You're married?

Speaker 1 How long have you been married?

Speaker 1 It will be four years in May. Wow.
And kids? Two kids, yeah. Two kids already.
Oh, we got to work.

Speaker 1 Now, Charlie, it shouldn't be work. That's all I'm going to say.
No, I'm kidding. I know.
It's an intro.

Speaker 1 Okay. We got to the fun, I should say.

Speaker 1 And you're going to have have more? God willing. God willing.
Right. Right.
And you know, we don't see eye to eye on the religion thing. You know,

Speaker 1 someone told me that.

Speaker 1 I got to tell you, you should see my movie, Religion. I actually saw it.
Oh, really? And to your credit,

Speaker 1 what you did on Islam was awesome.

Speaker 1 The other one's not so

Speaker 1 correct, buddy. Secondly.
So if you just isolate the Islamic part. But it was funny.
Secondly,

Speaker 1 to your credit, you treated woke like like a religion. Yes.
And you criticized them with the same intensity and ferocity you did. And you deserve a lot of credit for that.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 No, I mean that because you looked at it as this has catechism, it has religious-type undercurrents, it has almost a metaphysical presence to itself. And so you're an equal opportunity

Speaker 1 critic. I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's funny because the director of Religilist, Larry Charles, and I had dinner about a year ago, and I suggested, and of course it went nowhere because we're both too old to like really act on it.

Speaker 1 But I said,

Speaker 1 people keep asking me, and I'm sure him also, to do Religilist II, but they, when they say it, they think we're going to, oh, now we're going to go to India and make fun of the Hindus.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not doing that. Okay.
I'm not going to India. And the Hindus aren't that funny.
Okay. We did it.

Speaker 1 The movie did great. And we love that it stands the test of time.
And people always keep coming up to me and seeing it. Movies are amazing that way.
But I said, somebody gave me a great idea.

Speaker 1 Why don't we do Religilist 2, but the religion is wokeness.

Speaker 1 And then that's what I was suggested to. And I said, yeah, but then you're going to have to do the right side of it too, because that's also a religion.
Christian nationalism.

Speaker 1 I mean, come on, your boys, some of the people I think you're fond of, they mix religion and politics in a way that I think is not according to the Constitution.

Speaker 1 But I have to tell you, I'll give you a lot of credit, I saw a video of yours where you were talking about

Speaker 1 how

Speaker 1 Christy the original documents were, which is, you know, I mean,

Speaker 1 my view is that the founding fathers, we know a number of them were deists. Mostly, that was their religion.
But you did.

Speaker 1 And you, boy, you have your facts down. I mean, you can spiel when you get on a subject like

Speaker 1 that. You really do.

Speaker 1 And I trust you. You know, I'm going by what you, but you know, that they were a little Christier than I thought, you know, and I'm always happy to learn new information.

Speaker 1 And if it doesn't satisfy people that I don't stay exactly where I am, it satisfies the people who are actually my fans, who always want me to do that, to be like, oh, if I take in new information, I mean, that's why, you know, the far left hates me because I went to the White House and said, well, privately, Trump's different.

Speaker 1 And good for you for someone. And I didn't give an inch on anything I believe.
I confronted him on things that I think, you know, he maybe never hears from anybody else.

Speaker 1 But that's not good enough for them because, you know, they had to. But no, if you take in new information, just tell me.

Speaker 1 And so I do think after listening to your spiel that, yes, they were a little more

Speaker 1 into Jesus

Speaker 1 than I thought. I mean, I know Jefferson wrote that Bible and took all...
He heavily edited it. Took all the miracles out.
He took all the religiosity out of it and just made him

Speaker 1 a moral philosopher.

Speaker 1 Now, you have to admit, that's not exactly the act of a Christy person. No, but at least he acknowledged that there was something profound there.
Got to give him credit for that.

Speaker 1 I could even acknowledge that. Okay, that's good.
I'm glad to hear that. Well, Jesus, as a philosopher, was a true revolutionary.

Speaker 1 I mean, when he said the meek shall inherit the earth, I think the response. Blessed are the peacemakers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But the idea that it gets good in the next life was fairly, I think, revolutionary.

Speaker 1 And the fact that, you know, if you're a good person in this life, there's a much greater, this is just the pre-game. You want the after party.

Speaker 1 And the after party is just going to be fucking awesome. You're up there with me and my dad, God,

Speaker 1 and it's just, you know.

Speaker 1 What do you think would create a better society or better action? People that think that

Speaker 1 there is an afterlife based on how you act or people that think there isn't one? That's a great question because it certainly can turn people either way. It can make you fly planes into a building.

Speaker 1 I'm not speaking of any specific example. I can't think of any.
I can't either. But it can make you do that.
You'll admit that. Sure.
It could also make you do,

Speaker 1 like blow up Oklahoma City, too. Yes.
And it can also fully acknowledge.

Speaker 1 And I fully acknowledge that it also keeps millions of people in line. Like Mark Wahlberg.
I'm guessing without Catholicism,

Speaker 1 he just looks like a guy who would be in a lot more trouble. But I think it just has made his life, you know, much more under control.

Speaker 1 So there's one. Mark Wahlberg, I think, really benefits from Catholicism.

Speaker 1 But I think there's lots of people like that. They just, like, they truly are worried that if they do something out of line, illegal or immoral, that the devil will,

Speaker 1 in short order, after after they die, be poking them in the ass with a pitchfork. And so they don't do that.
And I got to give it up.

Speaker 1 That is a positive.

Speaker 1 Are you at all worried that when a nation becomes too secular, it might not know what it believes? There's no cultural cohesion. There's no glue that keeps it together.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but this isn't that nation. This isn't secular.
This is a bunch of fucking religious reaches. It's increasingly secular, though.
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 I'm trying. No, but

Speaker 1 I appreciate it. You are quite the evangelist and cause of no afterlife and no creator.

Speaker 1 You know what? It creeps up a little, but

Speaker 1 people always are going to want it.

Speaker 1 People always are going to want to believe a story. It's much better than the truth, which is that things are random.
We don't know the big questions. We don't know how we got here.

Speaker 1 We don't know why we're here. We don't know how the universe started.
We're alone in the universe. You know, is there a God? What is the nature of God? Which one is the right God? We just don't.

Speaker 1 Nobody knows. I mean, that's why they call it faith.
Do you hope you're wrong?

Speaker 1 That's the most important question. That's a great question.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 how could...

Speaker 1 Do you hope there's a heaven?

Speaker 1 I hope they figure out how I can live forever.

Speaker 1 I like it here.

Speaker 1 With you, Charlie, drinking this and smoking pots.

Speaker 1 I'm having a great time. I really can't imagine it better.
I mean, I can't. And maybe it is.
I'm sure it is. I'm sure, you know, people have.

Speaker 1 But something in you probably hopes that, I don't know, Hitler gets ultimate judgment. Or most evil things, right?

Speaker 1 Something in you wants to see your loved ones.

Speaker 1 I don't think about

Speaker 1 it. No, there's got to be a desire somewhere.
A lot of people just think about Hitler.

Speaker 1 I'm angry.

Speaker 1 I know, but I'm just saying Hitler comes up a lot.

Speaker 1 He really. Fair enough.

Speaker 1 That there is desire that there's

Speaker 1 something beyond this. Well, that is just.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yes, I do. But I mean, it's very hard to find that justice on earth.
Ask an AIDS baby. Oh, don't.
Bill, that's why when you say, hey, I'm happy here, there's a lot of suffering on earth, too.

Speaker 1 And that's the... It is.

Speaker 1 And that's the Christian argument. And some of it is,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 we obviously can see it comes from no bad deed done, you know,

Speaker 1 children with cancer. Of course, it's and it's.

Speaker 1 And then they say, well, that's, you know, God works in mysterious ways, which is sort of a get out of jail card. It's the hardest kind of non-theistic.
Admittedly, it's the hardest.

Speaker 1 We as Christians have to explain unjust suffering. Atheists have to explain everything else.
How do you explain it? We don't. It's hard.
It's a mystery. We can say God works in mysterious ways.

Speaker 1 We can say original sin. However, we don't have to explain creation or the miracle of life or love or justice.

Speaker 1 We don't have to explain it either because it's not explainable, because we don't know we say we don't know that's honest you say no

Speaker 1 somebody told a story a long time ago and we're going to stick with that that to me i'm not trying to be insulting you can't offend me trust me i mean that so you could be as crude or as bad okay i just i mean that it's not but i find that intellectually embarrassing that's fine that's and so

Speaker 1 Is there any part of the Bible you think is true?

Speaker 1 Well, no, it's it's an important question. Meaning, like when they were documenting King David, like, is King David a real figure?

Speaker 1 There are shards of it that are, I'm sure. So Jesus was a real person.
Well, that we don't know. That is not a definitive.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It really is not. Like, take Paul.
We both agree Paul was legit and a real person. Paul was a Jew, persecuted Jews, and then had his road to Damascus moment.
Why would he do that?

Speaker 1 Except for the fact that he's crazy or like delusional.

Speaker 1 What incentive would Paul have to do that? Rich, ruling class, gave up everything.

Speaker 1 You know, you're saying to me,

Speaker 1 is there never a case of human delusion or mass delusion or people can be...

Speaker 1 There are suicide cults, of course there are. I acknowledge that.

Speaker 1 The capacity, the human capacity to believe what's not true, to believe what you want to believe, is infinite.

Speaker 1 I mean, you are literally the person I'm talking about at the very beginning of the movie Religulist, because the very first scene, I'm sitting in the car and I'm saying, the movie is not a spiritual quest.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's what we told them. So they'd sign the release.

Speaker 1 The movie is me saying, I don't know how it could be that so many intelligent people can wall off a part of their mind and believe in something that... part of their mind must know is not true.

Speaker 1 That's the question I'm going for in Religulist. And like, you're obviously a super smart person.
Well, and respectfully, go ahead, ahead, Sherman. And again, I don't want to insult you on that.

Speaker 1 And I appreciate you saying that. No, I mean,

Speaker 1 you see, we go to college campuses. There's nothing that's

Speaker 1 important.

Speaker 1 My question is. And interestingly, ironically, I have the same struggle.
I don't know how somebody as intelligent as you, and I'm not trying to offend you, cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 Time out, hold on. All of that takes faith, I acknowledge, but that all of the fine-tuning of our universe, if any of those fine-tunings were off, a famous, a famous scientist.
Even the Maroff.

Speaker 1 A famous scientist said

Speaker 1 to believe that the universe and the Earth in its current composition was an act of randomness would to believe that a hurricane would go through a junkyard and assemble a 737 flight-ready Boeing.

Speaker 1 He's wrong. Okay, that's fine, but there are so many fine-tuning aspects to our existence that I think defy.
the idea that this is all randomness and all chance. You know, that's not logical.

Speaker 1 You're saying because I don't know the answer, I'm going to assume the answer must be that a divine intervention did it. That's not really a scientific way of looking at it.

Speaker 1 So the cosmo, the teleological view, not the cosmological view, is that all of these fine-tunings, when layered up one after the other, it defies, I think, reason to think that this is just a roll of the dice.

Speaker 1 That when you see a baby come into the world, when you see how we naturally heal, when you, even consciousness itself, I think is a pretty miraculous thing.

Speaker 1 To think that's all just a bunch of happy accidents.

Speaker 1 I think it's more rational to think that that's a byproduct of design. You're saying some prime mover

Speaker 1 made it so these things happen.

Speaker 1 I would say if a prime mover could do that, why don't you skip all the suffering and why don't you just get us to where we're the perfect thing,

Speaker 1 why you need things, I don't know, but okay, the perfect being right away.

Speaker 1 We're somehow on this journey to being, you know,

Speaker 1 completely immortal and healthy, I guess, and

Speaker 1 completely moral and don't fuck each other up and don't have sex with children and all the bad things. All the evil of our world.
Yeah, all the evil and the Holocaust.

Speaker 1 And why go through all that if you are a prime mover? I assume that means you can do anything, and just get us right to the end. And then we can just what? Why?

Speaker 1 Just a bunch of us walking around being perfect? I mean, why is that interesting to a God? You know, the whole thing just don't make sense.

Speaker 1 So that's a separate question, though, of whether or not there is something behind our existence. I mean, so we believe that the universe started with a big bang.
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's not the beginning of things. That's just the beginning of what the known universe is.
The big question is what was before that?

Speaker 1 And we believe it's a being, a God,

Speaker 1 that's always, that's a constant. And look, I mean, you know,

Speaker 1 the misnomer about atheism is that we say, oh, there's no God. No, we just say we don't know.

Speaker 1 As Richard Dawkins always says, there's theism, which is belief in gods, and they used to believe in many, and then it got to one, and we just believe in one less. So there's just nothing.

Speaker 1 How would you differentiate that from agnosticism? There isn't.

Speaker 1 That's another thing that's bullshit. No,

Speaker 1 I'm asking that question. I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 No, I think a lot of atheists think that. A lot of people on my team with this, they have that view that, you know, don't split hairs with the atheists and the agnostics.
It's like,

Speaker 1 we're on some part of, I don't know, and I really, and I'll never know, so I really don't think about it a lot. I don't get up for church.
I try to be a good person because I just think intrinsically

Speaker 1 it's good for society. It's good for me to be a good person as much as I can.
And I don't need the threat of the pitchfork in the ass to do it.

Speaker 1 Can I ask a question? So

Speaker 1 how?

Speaker 1 But you even acknowledge, though, that some people act better if they feel as if they'll be judged eternally. Totally.
Okay, no,

Speaker 1 that's a big admission. But

Speaker 1 how do you think society best determines what is good?

Speaker 1 That's a great question. I mean, isn't that what government is always wrestling with? What makes society good?

Speaker 1 Do you think, even as an atheist, the Ten Commandments, the right side of the Ten Commandments is a good place to start? The right side?

Speaker 1 Well, because the left side, I think, you'd have a big problem, right? I have a problem with eight of the Ten because only two of them are laws. You've got a problem with eight of the Ten.

Speaker 1 Two of them are laws. Only two.
What do you mean? Don't kill. And don't steal.
Okay. And don't steal.
Sure. Like,

Speaker 1 I mean, this idea that... God is the...
You're good with those two. Like, the first four are just jealous God shit.
It's just like, you know what? No, honoring your parents is not jealous God stuff.

Speaker 1 God's like a pimp who was in the next room and he's, who you on the phone with there, girl?

Speaker 1 You know, I mean,

Speaker 1 I guess I'm testing that.

Speaker 1 Hold on, but no, it's again, I'm not offendable on this, but I think you could have, I know you made fun of it in religious, but there's something beautiful about not working for a day.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 you don't mean like honoring the Sabbath. Oh, a week is even better.

Speaker 1 Well, the Sabbath. No, I mean, the Sabbath is.
It's slowing down and saying that we're not

Speaker 1 going to toil for it.

Speaker 1 But do you need, why would you need a religion to get to that? Why would you need a religion to, hey, let's not kill each other and take a day off?

Speaker 1 Like, again, I don't need a threat or a garret for that.

Speaker 1 It's just so intrinsic. It sort of reminds me of the beginning of the Declaration of Independence.

Speaker 1 If it's intrinsic, then why is it that a lot of countries that don't have Christianity struggle to come to these realizations? That, for example, you know, communist China,

Speaker 1 no Hitler analogies, right? Under Mao, which was resolutely atheist, right? Resolutely. Yeah, I mean.
Well, no, I did a monologue in Religulus. You might have Confucianism underlying it.

Speaker 1 I did a monologue in Religilist about that very subject, which is the people who say, oh, Bill, these... atheistic societies like like North Korea.
And no,

Speaker 1 those kind of societies, they just replaced the leader of the country for a god. They are not atheistic.
When you look at what the Korean, the North Korean people believe about Kim Jong-un.

Speaker 1 It's a deification of the people. It's a deification.
Like completely. It's the same shit.

Speaker 1 When he was born, winter turned to spring. He once

Speaker 1 had the first time he played golf. He got 11 holes in one.
He invented the hamburger. I'm not making this up.
That's more improbable than a virgin birth. It is.
It really is.

Speaker 1 I'm not making this up, but they believe that. So don't tell me North Korea is atheistic.
They're not atheistic. But

Speaker 1 there is a,

Speaker 1 in China, at least, and of course in the Soviet Union, there was an anti-Christian movement. Very hard.
Very hard.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I guess like what code, and I'm not saying this sarcastically, like what code, what book do you think is best for humanity to live by? I say the Bible. What would you say?

Speaker 1 No, it's an important, it's an important philosophical question. I have a book called Not the Bible.

Speaker 1 I'm not kidding. There's literally.
So not loving your neighbor and not like, you know, helping. No, no, no.
There's a lot of good stuff. Okay, but again,

Speaker 1 let me tell you why I'm asking. You're cherry-picking.

Speaker 1 Come on, Charles. The story of the Bible is one of love and redemption.
There's a lot in the Bible.

Speaker 1 It is. It's a story of love.
The Old Testament? Well, the entire arc of the Bible is a story of love and a need for humans' redemption.

Speaker 1 Well, that's a charitable way of looking at it, and that's in there. There's a lot of things in there because it's a giant anthology over centuries of many different writers.

Speaker 1 There is a lot in the Bible.

Speaker 1 It wasn't written by God, right? There's a book of the Bible I think you'd love. What? Song of Solomon.
Song of Solomon. Crossway Souls and Ash?

Speaker 1 Song of Solomon's all about sex. I know.
It is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Quote it.

Speaker 1 I can't. It's not.
It's not appropriate. No.
What? No,

Speaker 1 it's too dirty for a mother. Podcast.

Speaker 1 It literally is about how a husband and wife can grow intimate to one another.

Speaker 1 Oh, can you tell me that? Can you give me the cheat sheet on that one? Oh, I'm telling you, the Bible has wisdom in ways you might never imagine, Bill.

Speaker 1 But no, what I'm getting at, though, is that human... This is not a gotcha or a sarcasm.
I mean this.

Speaker 1 Humanity will seek to find a book. They'll seek to find a code to live by.

Speaker 1 And I think it's incumbent on atheists to tell us what that should be. I agree with the first part of that.
Humanity will seek to find. Seek to know.
That's Aristotle's first.

Speaker 1 Well, seek to find something that mollifies their feelings. That's different than knowing.
No, they don't really care about knowing. They care about mollifying their feelings.
I feel empty.

Speaker 1 What will make me feel better? This book that purports to have answers it couldn't possibly have.

Speaker 1 But it does make me feel better because now I don't have to wonder about things that are very problematic to worry about. Like, how did I get here? And what does it all mean?

Speaker 1 And why do, you know, kids get fucking cancer when they're two for no reason actually I don't have an answer to that I know I'm just saying and I acknowledge this book has the answers to that question don't ask okay don't ask a and b God works in mysterious ways and that's the end of it go to your room I think it's a little deeper than that but it is I mean it is deeper it of course it's that hey why are we here why were we created but fair enough I do want to know though but like what

Speaker 1 I don't got it for you. We don't have it and we don't claim what we're doing.
But that's a big problem, though.

Speaker 1 It's a

Speaker 1 because let me pause because the Bible was the document, as you acknowledged, that our founders read and believed that built this beautiful society that you and I both love.

Speaker 1 And I think it's treading on dangerous if we want to A, cut our roots without an alternative.

Speaker 1 Because if we cut our roots, then we get all this other counterfeit stuff of wokeism and all this post-modernist garbage. So our contention is let's go back to where we came from.

Speaker 1 You know who Eugene O'Neill is?

Speaker 1 No?

Speaker 1 Eugene O'Neill?

Speaker 1 No. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 Kids today.

Speaker 1 A giant of American literature, theater,

Speaker 1 A Long Day's Journey in Tonight. Have you heard of that play? Never heard of Long Day's Journey in Tonight? You kids, what are they doing with you in school? I never went to college, Bill.

Speaker 1 This is the problem. Okay.

Speaker 1 Anyway, he once said,

Speaker 1 I find a life

Speaker 1 with illusions unpardonable, and a life without illusions unbearable.

Speaker 1 And that's the essence of where we are. You choose the second, I choose the first.
I find a life with illusions unpardonable. I just can't do it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And you find a life without illusions unbearable.

Speaker 1 And the fact that we can, I think, come to this moment where we go, okay, that's you, type A, I'm type B, and still be friends. I have full.
To me, this is the future of where this country is.

Speaker 1 And nothing you have said has offended me in the slightest. And I appreciate that.
And I appreciate that. Because, again, that was my question in Religualist.

Speaker 1 How can otherwise really super smart people, but this is the answer? Like, and it's...

Speaker 1 Can I interrupt? Do you doubt those of us that have had religious experience? Do you you think it's just like neurological phenomenon?

Speaker 1 How would you doubt that? Did I say that Jesus changed my life and gone to work within my soul? Okay. But was he like getting the, did he jump in the car with you at the drive-thru?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You said a religious experience. I have to ask how much that is.
There was a moment where I realized that I'm not all that I would ever want to be, that I fall short of the glory of God's wish.

Speaker 1 When was this? When I was in fifth grade, actually.

Speaker 1 Fifth grade? Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's when I gave my life to the Lord.

Speaker 1 You were thinking about this shit in fifth grade? Amazingly, I went to Christian school.

Speaker 1 So you don't see that as indoctrination? Well, you know, I actually went to a private school previously, but they didn't force it on us, to their credit.

Speaker 1 No, but you said you were in a Christian school. Okay, you're 10.
You're in a Christian school. There's no connection of like maybe at a very early age they put a chip in your brain.

Speaker 1 I mean, I still had to make the decision for myself.

Speaker 1 And there's a lot of kids that went to that school that aren't Christians anymore. And so.
By the way, I went to Catholic. I was raised Catholic.
I went to Catholic. Didn't stick.

Speaker 1 I had the opposite reaction to catechism, which was the religious training we would go to on Sunday morning, where you would learn how to be a good Catholic. And it just really turned me off to the...

Speaker 1 Was it too forceful, too legalistic? Like

Speaker 1 all of it. It was just giant.
I mean, I was used to a room with 20 kids in it at regular school. And then on Sunday, there's like 60 kids, and they're from different schools.

Speaker 1 And they're just like, that's like, and the nuns were like mean, because you got 60 kids that you don't really know.

Speaker 1 You have to like, and of course they're mean to begin with, to like get them in order. And they scared you and they yelled at you and they hit you with a ruler on the knuckles.

Speaker 1 I really, I'm from that era where they still like fucking hit you on the, you have to do it. You know how often I hear the rulers from like

Speaker 1 scorned Catholics. The ruler is like a very common thing.
Again, the idea that you keep people in line, it's by fear. That's why you're keeping people in line.
And that's a question an atheist really,

Speaker 1 I think, is due to ask a religious person. Do you really think fear is the best way for us to grow and become good people?

Speaker 1 Because if that's how we're doing it, I do have a problem with the methodology, even if I believed in the religion.

Speaker 1 I hear that from a lot of people that were raised Catholic. And

Speaker 1 no, I do.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. It's true.
It's so true about the Catholic. I'm sorry.
No, no, you're right. I didn't mean to, you know, did I do an exorcism or something?

Speaker 1 Trust me, we have a whole highlight reel of spit takes.

Speaker 1 It's the highlight of any show. If the guest doesn't make me do a doctor, if I can make Bill Maher laugh.
If the guest doesn't make me do a spit take, we consider this a failure.

Speaker 1 But you did, so go on. But yes, Catholics, yes, that's exactly who you would hear that from.

Speaker 1 It's an underemphasis on grace.

Speaker 1 Grace. Yeah.
What is grace? It's such a vague term.

Speaker 1 So justice is getting what you deserve.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we believe all humanity deserves damnation and judgment. Tough, tough stuff.
And it started in the garden. Stuff.

Speaker 1 Or you believe in the garden.

Speaker 1 You believe in the Old Testament. Oh, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 I'm one of those Christians. Like 6,000 years old thing.
Not necessarily. Because in religious, I went to see the.
Well, not necessarily. I went to see the museum.
You know, the museum that they have.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah. Ken Ham's deal.
Ken Ham, yes, and we interviewed Ken. He was not happy.

Speaker 1 You got to admit, the Ark is pretty impressive. Have you seen the Ark? They built a whole Ark there.
We were there for a whole day. I don't know.
I can't remember if it was before or after the Ark.

Speaker 1 No, no, it was.

Speaker 1 That's impressive. Come on.
And Jesus riding the dinosaur.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know about that. Jesus riding the dinosaur.
Do I really need to elaborate, people?

Speaker 1 Okay, go ahead with your thing. Judgment is getting what you deserve.
Mercy is getting less what you deserve.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. Mercy is getting less than what you deserve.
Yeah, so we believe Jesus gives us grace. So you get a prison sentence, you get judgment.

Speaker 1 You get mercy, you get less of a prison sentence. Grace would be Jesus serving that prison sentence for you so you could live life eternal.
Well, how is he serving that?

Speaker 1 Oh, you mean like in the big picture? Well, because we believe him living a perfect life. and then suffering the death that he did on the cross

Speaker 1 was him atoning for our sins. Of course.
The sins of humanity. Jesus.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is a big claim, albeit, and a very compelling one, which we also believe one to be true, because it redeems all of humanity, of our shortfalling of the glory of God.

Speaker 1 I got to say, it's really picking up the check for the whole table. You know, I mean,

Speaker 1 you got to give it to your boy for like all of our sins.

Speaker 1 It's a very generous statement. But what it does is

Speaker 1 it is, at its core, a statement of human equality, that we're all sinners. We're all screwed up.
We all got problems, we all got vices.

Speaker 1 And like, no one, no matter what you do, we all fall short of God's standard, and Jesus makes us whole.

Speaker 1 But how do you think this view of life reflects your politics? And how much should it, and how much does it?

Speaker 1 So.

Speaker 1 Look at me, big pothead just turned into a real interviewer. I love it.
It's a Larry King. Coming full circle here.

Speaker 1 you and i both agree there's it's very difficult about separation of morality and state correct so my morals come from the bible right

Speaker 1 and that definitely influences my public policy decisions mine come from playboy after dark is that a problem it's a little bit different

Speaker 1 than

Speaker 1 let's just say the book of deuteronomy i'm just oh well that's full of crazy shit oh okay yeah the book of deuteronomy well there's some that's the one but that's the. I know.

Speaker 1 Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind. That's good.
Yeah. Also, like, no poking in the wrong hole.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to ask

Speaker 1 a rabbinic Jew about that. Well,

Speaker 1 there's,

Speaker 1 I think it's Deuteronomy that

Speaker 1 has the

Speaker 1 Do not lie to another man. Right.
Yeah, that's Leviticus 19. No, and that's not, that is wrong.
Thou shalt not lie with another man. Do not lie to another man.
Because

Speaker 1 if you lie to a gay man, ooh, you are going to pay.

Speaker 1 That's rough stuff. But lie with another man, that should be everybody's right, don't you think?

Speaker 1 Personally, yeah, you have a right to do what you'd like to do personally, yeah. With another person.
But I, as a Christian, do not believe that would be holy. I think it would be sinful.

Speaker 1 But that's just, that's a personal theology. I don't want to get too deep, but that's a personal theological.
No, we need to get a little deeper. I'll get this

Speaker 1 because it's so important just to understand.

Speaker 1 Well, let me ask you what you believe. I believe that some people,

Speaker 1 a decided minority, maybe one out of 20, probably,

Speaker 1 for whatever reason, that nature, this perfect nature that you describe as perfect. Well, it was designed perfect.
It's all screwed up now. Okay.

Speaker 1 No, no, I mean, we have disease and we have, you know, all sorts of stuff. Got Down syndrome.
We got other problems. Well, then it wasn't designed perfect because it's screwed up.

Speaker 1 You know what we believe, though, we believe there was a rebellion and a contamination of nature. Right.

Speaker 1 That is sin. Right.
Okay. If they hadn't eaten the apple.

Speaker 1 Well, we actually don't know it's an apple, but yes, it's an apple.

Speaker 1 Whatever the approach is. It very well could have been a mango.

Speaker 1 Well, I know. No, don't get me started on mangoes.

Speaker 1 As they say in West Hollywood, there's nothing like having a mango in your mouth. It's George Costanza's favorite fruit, but yes.

Speaker 1 But oh, damn, man, what was the point of talking about? You were talking

Speaker 1 something about Deuteronomy. Homosexuality is

Speaker 1 homosexuality. As we're keeping it on the lighter topic.
Thank you. So about one out of 20 people, maybe even one out of 10, I don't know.

Speaker 1 And then people will say there's a spectrum, maybe there's a two. Of course there are.
There is. Some people are like, you know, what the kids,

Speaker 1 kids call zesty.

Speaker 1 You know, not gay, but kind of on the waiting list. Okay.
But let's say just gay. Like people who are just not attracted to the opposite sex.

Speaker 1 They're attracted and want to have sex with people of their own sex. Would you agree that that happens in nature?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course it does. Yes.
There are instances of species in the animal kingdom that do that. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 I acknowledge this. And we are in the animal kingdom.
In fact, we're number one with a bullet. Okay, so

Speaker 1 given that we both agree that that's a phenomenon that exists. There's other things that happen in nature that aren't so good, too.
But just, yes, that's correct. Like on a par with this?

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying, just to say that it happens in the species of the animal kingdom doesn't make make it necessarily morally okay.

Speaker 1 But what's immoral about fucking in the ass?

Speaker 1 I don't understand why the ass in itself, ipso facto, is immoral. It's just an ass.

Speaker 1 And the fact that some people want to fuck in there, I've done a million jokes about it. I don't get that.
I mean, it's where the shit comes out. I just don't get it.

Speaker 1 If I even I was gay, I'd find another way. But that's just me.
But they do want to do it.

Speaker 1 Why is there a moral dimension to this?

Speaker 1 Again, I believe scripture is God-breathed. It's what the Bible says.
Okay, because the Bible says. Yeah, I do.
You're correct. But you do know, like, the

Speaker 1 argument from people like me, that kind of logical argument, is that, well, these books were really not written by a God. They were written by men, and it reflected

Speaker 1 the primitive views of people in that era who would, of course, have had primitive views. They also didn't understand germs or atoms.

Speaker 1 So their views on this were primitive and they believed that there was something wrong with that.

Speaker 1 I get it, that it was different than most of the people in the tribe that these two guys are going off and doing it.

Speaker 1 But that we can as sentient beings now, logical intellectual beings, recognize that this was from a long time ago.

Speaker 1 And now it's just something that happens in nature that some people want to fuck this way and some people want to fuck this way and there's no moral dimension to it and no reason to just call it a sin.

Speaker 1 Again, Christianity just disagrees with that. So I mean, I just, it's the only sin that God destroyed a city over.
So, I mean,

Speaker 1 and I'm not trying to be legalistic about it. It's just the fact, right? I think.
And it's, it's very, it's explicitly prohibited in the text.

Speaker 1 By the way, so is adultery and so is stealing and so is coveting. Charlie.
I'm guilty of coveting. And I mean, we're all guilty of many sins.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to single single that one out and try to be pompous or I think the phrase you're searching for is save your breath.

Speaker 1 This is what we believe, and I get it.

Speaker 1 It's doctrine. So, wait, coveting? What do you mean? Now, coveting is one you can't control.
No, that's not true. Oh, stop it.
You can control coveting. It's like saying you can control.

Speaker 1 If I say don't ever think of a pink elephant, you will think of a pink elephant. It's a little bit more than thinking,

Speaker 1 we would say in the interpretation of of coveting. It's to the place where you become obsessed.

Speaker 1 It takes your being. No, oh, no.
That's coveting? I thought coveting was just wanting something you don't have.

Speaker 1 Of course, you can't regulate every thought that you have, but coveting gets to the place where it becomes your identity of obsession.

Speaker 1 And let me tell you why, because it says do not covert a specific thing.

Speaker 1 Your neighbor's wife, your donkey. So it's like a very specific thing.
So, for example, If like, you know, someone says, I want to be,

Speaker 1 I can't stand Bill Maher. I want to be a comedian as successful as Bill Maher.
And it becomes their identity. I don't think that's good.
I think it ruins your soul.

Speaker 1 I think you would agree with that too. You know, people like that.
Don't give them any ideas. No, come on.
I mean, they're already there.

Speaker 1 But people that are consumed with, you know, jealousy and envy. That's what we would say coveting is.
Not just like, oh, don't think of the irrelevant. I'm not here to

Speaker 1 play air traffic control in your thoughts.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Because, you know, you're an attractive guy. I'm sure, I'm sure there's lots of mega groupies.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure coveting comes up. You know, how can you not covet? You know? And praise God that I have a great wife.
Right. And

Speaker 1 she understands about the coveting. Yeah.
And we have a very healthy, loyal, you know, wonderful marriage. And look.

Speaker 1 But male nature is, that's why there had to be a prohibition on adultery because it is male nature. So it's, it's, I think it's actually easier to be a female in that way.
I completely agree. Right.

Speaker 1 I covet being a female.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't go that far. How wrong is that?

Speaker 1 No, and again, it's, and again, good on you for being a liberal that acknowledges male-female distinctions. What a concept.

Speaker 1 Of course. I mean, of all the low-lying fruit that the Democrats just like hand the Republicans to win elections, that's the one.
You know, it's so funny. I joked around with my team the other day.

Speaker 1 I said, Are they really going to just let us win every national election on this no men and female sports thing? Like, they can't surrender on this one issue. It's so ridiculous.
It's a 90-10 issue.

Speaker 1 Yeah. There's 890 medals and trends of men winning these competitions.
You lost Gavin Newsom on this. Okay.
Take that as a hint, right? I mean, you were, I think you were.

Speaker 1 I was the one that asked the question. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the issue of fairness all day. Well, that's what I started to say when you sat down.
You're everywhere now. You're Gavin Newsom, everybody's podcast.

Speaker 1 And, you know, look.

Speaker 1 I always say this, everybody's a monster till you talk to them.

Speaker 1 Not to say that there aren't some people who probably are monsters, but like, I mean, I've yet to find

Speaker 1 the horror show that is you. So

Speaker 1 keep looking, Bill.

Speaker 1 No, I want to.

Speaker 1 Tell me. You got to keep going.
I do. I want to.

Speaker 1 So tell me,

Speaker 1 cut me some flack because we're friends now, right?

Speaker 1 We really are. Absolutely.
Okay. So just cut to the chase.
What is it that the 10% who hate me? Oh, yeah. Tell me what they are wanting me to press you on now.

Speaker 1 What is the thing that presses their buttons the most about why you're incorrigibles? I don't even think you would agree with their accusations.

Speaker 1 But I just want to know what it is. They would say I'm hateful.
They would say I'm a bigot. They would say that I'm a xenophobe.

Speaker 1 Those are the contentions.

Speaker 1 But based on what things that you've said specifically. I mean, I believe.

Speaker 1 that transgenderism is a mental disorder as it was you know diagnosed in the so you don't think any people are like born quote unquote in the wrong body? No, I don't agree. No.

Speaker 1 I think people might think they are born in a different body. But

Speaker 1 I believe it to be a mental disorder as most of clinicians did up until the last five or ten years. Well, you know, this is another one where the woke hates me.

Speaker 1 I mean, I did a whole thing on how I think, and we do disagree on this, by the way, because I do think there is such a thing as being born in the wrong body.

Speaker 1 But I said what's going on in the country is what I would call entrapment, because entrapment by legal means is when you suggest to people something they really wouldn't have done anyway.

Speaker 1 And I use the example of the Liberty 7, the seven African-American gentlemen in Miami who were planning to blow up the Sears Tower. They were not.

Speaker 1 The FBI came in to seven people who were probably had good reason to be discontented with America and said, wouldn't it be great if we blew up the Sears Tower in Chicago for Allah?

Speaker 1 And they were like, yeah.

Speaker 1 And they didn't even have a gun. That's entrapment.

Speaker 1 Or the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping case, similar. Yeah.
No, that's real. No, that's legit.
Oh, the kidnapping. No, that was entrapment.
So she really wasn't. No, no, that was an FBI entrapment thing.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. It was.
Oh, yeah. It was like, it was like eight.
It was like five feds and two guys. Anyway,

Speaker 1 we don't know. For the record, I'm not acknowledging that I agree with that because I don't know if I'm not.
In the comments, you guys can agree or disagree.

Speaker 1 I'm just acknowledging that I respect Charlie Kirk enough to look into whether that is. And it could be true because I say it all the time.
I don't believe anybody.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 you just lost my trust, all media, right, left, very few people

Speaker 1 do I have like, okay, I hear what you're saying. Now I have to go vet it.

Speaker 1 Hilariously, more people that I know that are center-left now say, I think Trump is not a monster because Bill Maher of what he said on anything else.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't exactly say that. Well, no, you said not a crazy person lives in the White House.
That was what you said. Right.
And you said he was respectful and cursory. Yes.

Speaker 1 I said, not a crazy person, but a person who acts crazy on the public stage. Those are two different things, though.
I know, but that's what matters.

Speaker 1 I also said it doesn't matter what he does in a private dinner with a comedian. What matters is who he's on the world stage.

Speaker 1 What bothers me about the critiques I get is that they don't acknowledge the points I myself made. Fair enough.
Let me ask you. No, no, I don't mean you.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 But would you prefer him to be crazy in private or crazy in public? unless you're saying i'm not saying he's crazy

Speaker 1 i just took it as a positive and i said this also i took it as a positive that at least there is this other person no that i see that is not is undeniable and again for all the people who we're losing truth yes i was one of the first to say that we are losing truth Okay, but I told you the truth.

Speaker 1 That's all I did. I went there and I told the truth of what happened.
Would you approve? That's good for you. And they would prefer that I had lied.

Speaker 1 You signed the Bill Maher Accords. It was like a

Speaker 1 ramification of a treaty. But he signed that piece.
I thought that was hilarious. It is hilarious.
It's like you guys were negotiating. First of all, the thing I did was

Speaker 1 fucking funny. Give me a little credit for that.
Did you sign the thing? No, but the whole piece I did on my show was just I thought it was terrific. Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 1 And honestly, good for President Trump for hosting you. And he had the magnanimity to do that.
And listening. And again, the reason why I was the perfect choice for this was because

Speaker 1 nobody had been harder on him. So it was a real Nixon to China thing.

Speaker 1 And by the way, if you don't know what Nixon to China means, you probably shouldn't be commenting on political matters to begin with, my critical friends.

Speaker 1 What your meeting, I thought, was a great window into the whole liberal world.

Speaker 1 that shows the Donald Trump that I know and that I've gotten to know, which is, and I just thought it was hilarious when he was, you know, asking you about Iran, right?

Speaker 1 He'll ask anybody about anything. He loves asking people's opinion.
He listens more than he talks. Right.

Speaker 1 He'll solicit opinions. I know it blows people's minds when we say this.
Well, it also blows our minds because then he doesn't do the right thing. You know, sometimes he does.
Sometimes he does.

Speaker 1 The Embassy to Jerusalem.

Speaker 1 I gave that whole list.

Speaker 1 I also gave the list of things that are horrible. Disappearing people and ignoring judges and

Speaker 1 gutting the government with glee, this tariff thing that even the conservative press has

Speaker 1 turned off on.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 it was just honest down the line on both sides. Do you feel like I just told you what I saw? And good for you.
And didn't, and I just told this to Harvey Levin on his show.

Speaker 1 I'm proud I looked him in the eye and said, you're scaring people. I'm proud I looked him in the eye and said.
How did he react to that?

Speaker 1 You know, I saw that. I mean, I'm not mistaken.
I know, but see, that's the thing. I said that the night I gave it.
I said,

Speaker 1 you're scaring people. Why do you want to scare your own citizens so much? And I know everybody wants to know what he said.
And the truth is, I don't remember. But it wasn't.

Speaker 1 What kind of drugs were you guys doing that night? But it wasn't, okay, I'll stop. Okay.
And you would have remembered. That I would have remembered.

Speaker 1 So I have no illusions that, you know, my dinner with Donald Trump is going to change the nation. But to the haters, it's just like, as opposed to what? Not engaging at all?

Speaker 1 That's, that is, that is their. It's either me or Gretchen Whitmer with the

Speaker 1 binders inside of her face. I mean, I feel like I did it better.
I went in there. I didn't give one inch on what I believe or saying to his face what I believe.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I told the truth about how he's different in private. Do you think, why, what do you think about the idea

Speaker 1 you going, here's how I would frame it, you going to meet with Trump would be the equivalent of Biden inviting me over for dinner. Meaning like, is that fair? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Okay, I don't want to put words in your mouth. Absolutely.
Why do you think Biden or Obama wouldn't do that and Trump did? I mentioned that too in the thing. I said, you know what? You did.

Speaker 1 I said, you know, because look, this was kind of a guy's dinner. And I, look, Donald Trump is a man of a certain age, of a certain way of life.

Speaker 1 I just think he's comfortable with the guys.

Speaker 1 And I also think he loves his wife more than his let-on, but like he just likes being with the guys. And it was a guys' dinner and we just had a good guys time.

Speaker 1 And so like the, I said it, like,

Speaker 1 I voted for Obama, I voted for Clinton, but the idea that I could talk to them as freely as I felt this conversation was going

Speaker 1 is is emblematic to me of why the Democrats lose the elections. Because they just don't feel that this is like a real person.

Speaker 1 And I know it's so weird to say that about Donald Trump, who I've said a jillion times is, you know, a whiny little bitch.

Speaker 1 I mean, I could go through my greatest hits of like insults, but this was about getting past that and maybe seeing that if we met in person, we don't hate each other as much. And we don't.

Speaker 1 And I don't, and I'm sorry. I'm not going to like pretend that's a bad thing.
No, it's how you heal. Even though he's doing terrible things.

Speaker 1 I would say doing great things, but that's a separate issue. But

Speaker 1 I mean, sending American citizens to foreign prisons. He didn't do that.
That was

Speaker 1 a one-liner. He set a one-liner.
You're so forgiving. I am.

Speaker 1 That's the Christ in me. I know, but...

Speaker 1 You need Jesus, Bill, to be more forgiving. You wouldn't have been forgiving if Obama said it.
Well, if so just let's speak. So what did Trump? Trump said that the homegrown ones.

Speaker 1 You could also argue that if it's an illegal alien homegrown. I don't even want to get too far deep into it.
Let's just say you were right.

Speaker 1 I don't think we should ever entertain American citizens going to prisons abroad.

Speaker 1 Great.

Speaker 1 Because, I mean, you're a student of American history. I try.
Yeah. I don't know who Eugene O'Neill is, but.
Well, that's not history. That's the arts.
And that's the 20th century.

Speaker 1 But yes, I'm happy to fill the gaps in your knowledge. Thank you.
That's a big one. Eugene O'Neill's big.

Speaker 1 I would not like. No, no, no.
It's like I. He's not like this, some small guy.
But okay. So the Iceman Cometh, another big one.

Speaker 1 But Iceman, you can see it's not recent.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I forget now what we're talking about. It's the pot.
I blame the pot. Charlie, it's always the pot.
You're right. It's terrible.
I'm going to quit tomorrow. Not really.

Speaker 1 It sharpens your memory. What do you think would happen if you smoked pot? Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 1 You never did? No. Even as a kid? No.

Speaker 1 But what seems just this is like sort of my version of the religion thing. Like, maybe you're missing out on the big picture the way I am with Christianity.

Speaker 1 Maybe, except I've already been exposed to Christianity and you've never been exposed to Rastafarianism or whatever my religion is. Only one of those has an afterlife.

Speaker 1 But you could, I mean, don't you, don't you think that it's a, would be a great thing to see corners of your mind. that you have never looked into.
Tell me more. What happened?

Speaker 1 What do you mean by that? I'm not, it's not a game. I want to like.

Speaker 1 No, I will tell you. I'm happy to tell you.

Speaker 1 I'll put it this way. I've mentioned this before with Potheads, I think, on my show, that when I have an important decision to make,

Speaker 1 I treat my mind the way Congress is designed, a bicameral institution. I will think about it sober and I will think about it stoned.

Speaker 1 And then if they agree,

Speaker 1 They can reconcile and present a bill, and I will sign it.

Speaker 1 There's a reconciliation. But they both have to come agree on this because I just have a different perspective when I'm stoned.
And it's very often sharper and more insightful and better.

Speaker 1 You know, I mean,

Speaker 1 just editing, I know.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 just writing in general. But I mean, I don't do all my writing stone, but like...
The final edit, it's like, oh, yeah, you're right. That should go.
Like things I did not see sober, I will see stoned.

Speaker 1 And, you know, you might get stoned and be like, oh, Jesus, what?

Speaker 1 Are we kidding?

Speaker 1 Come back from the dead? No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 This is Sunday. So Sunday's Easter.
What are you going to do? Must be a big day. He is risen.
He is risen indeed, Bill. We're going to be celebrating the resurrection of the woman.

Speaker 1 Why do we say that in the present tense?

Speaker 1 Because it is a constant truth in our life. He is risen.
I always noticed that. That was interesting to me.

Speaker 1 That's a really important question, actually. It is.
Tell me.

Speaker 1 Well, because the fact that he is risen transcends time.

Speaker 1 It's not just in the present sense. It's that of all time, that promise is accessible to all of us.

Speaker 1 And so it's a proclamation to all people. Because if you said he was risen,

Speaker 1 it's like it's just merely a historical event. It almost underplays the metaphysics of it.

Speaker 1 I'm just always fascinated the way really,

Speaker 1 really fine

Speaker 1 intellectual minds

Speaker 1 employed themselves for the purpose of arguing things that are so inarguable. It's almost, it's almost, it's almost, it does, because

Speaker 1 it's almost like a challenge. Like, I'm so smart that I can make this thing, which is so fucking stupid,

Speaker 1 seem like a real.

Speaker 1 No, no, it's funny. No, but you get where I'm coming from.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take something that is so anti-intellectual, even though I can argue like an intellectual.

Speaker 1 However, but you have to acknowledge even the greatest minds of history have been mesmerized by the scriptures, Isaac Newton, Thomas Aquinas.

Speaker 1 Well, Isaac Newton wrote more about biblical prophecy than even physics. And so there's something about the scriptures that are intellectual that does push your limits.

Speaker 1 And that's what I think is so beautiful. about our faith is it can be accessible to everyone, but also infinitely nourishing and exploration.

Speaker 1 So why the, if there's this other truth that's beyond this meta, you know, this metaphysical truth,

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 so many different versions of it that only seem to cause wars, you know, Protestants and Catholics, Eastern Orthodox,

Speaker 1 Mormon. Someone asked me recently, like, you know, like, well, I won't say who, but.
Sometimes people have, you know, don't know history that well, and they're like, Bill,

Speaker 1 like, okay, so Columbus, 1492, lands on America, and we don't really then have the first

Speaker 1 colony until 1607, Jamestown.

Speaker 1 So somebody said to me, what happened in that century?

Speaker 1 You know what happened in that century? Martin Luther at the beginning of that century said there's an alternative to Catholicism. There were 95 theses that were

Speaker 1 nailed on the door of Wittenberg in 1517. And for the next hundred years, they just fucking killed each other all over Europe about who was right about that.

Speaker 1 And that's why it took a century after Columbus landed to go back, because they were preoccupied with killing each other over whether the Pope in Rome was the devil. And, you know, and then

Speaker 1 the blood of Christ. I mean, did his foreskin ascend to heaven with with him, or was that left here because he was a Jew? I mean, there was just a lot of silly questions.
There was a lot of debates.

Speaker 1 Arianism? Remember that?

Speaker 1 Sure? Yeah. Or dualism or modalism? Right.
Or,

Speaker 1 I mean, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 How do we come to Trinitarianism as a whole?

Speaker 1 I find the first few centuries of Christianity the most

Speaker 1 fascinating. Tell me, why? Well, because they were deciding on it.
I mean, Christianity, for you non-history majors, Christ dies in 33, of course, and then it wasn't until three centuries later.

Speaker 1 The Council of Nicaea. Well, that's even later, but the 330, I think, or maybe that was when the Emperor Constantine declared.

Speaker 1 He can

Speaker 1 the Council of Nicaea. Right, okay.
So that's when Christianity becomes the official religion of the Roman Empire. So it took 300 years.
And that's when the Nicene Creed was created. Right, right.

Speaker 1 And in those 300 years, there were a ton of debates. First, it was like, you know, Christianity was just persecuted.
You know, it was surviving the first hundred years.

Speaker 1 The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church, was said by Tertullian in 202. So that's 200 years into it, and they were still martyrs.
You know, they were fed to the lions, that shit.

Speaker 1 And then slowly it catches on. The idea that it gets good in the afterlife was very attractive.
to an empire that was like a lot of slaves. If you're a slave, this is a good deal.

Speaker 1 uh and so finally in 330 it becomes the official religion but and then you have the church fathers ambrose augustine of

Speaker 1 augustine right and jerome and austin uh

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 augustine is writing in like 430 i think city of god yes he's writing in the in the city of hippo and um

Speaker 1 you know just the way they the

Speaker 1 I don't want to call them exactly

Speaker 1 press agents, but kind of the way they formed the idea of the church in those early centuries. You know, it was something that needed...
Well,

Speaker 1 it needed decisions to be made. Because when you, our answer would be, which I don't think you'll find overly persuasive.
See, I was going to do it right when you were swallowing.

Speaker 1 Is that when you have something true, you have a lot of bad forces that try to pervert it. And

Speaker 1 you have to meet, you have to refine it, you have to clarify it. And I mean, the idea of the Trinity was one of the most important one of those debates.
Again, you had dualism, modalism, Arianism.

Speaker 1 You had, I mean, you had Gnosticism, which was a huge debate of the early church.

Speaker 1 And, of course, it was concluded in Trinitarianism, which

Speaker 1 we would argue. Go ahead.
It's just so much arguing

Speaker 1 about how many angels are on the head of a pin.

Speaker 1 That wasn't the arguments were much more

Speaker 1 consequential than even like

Speaker 1 eschatology. Yeah, if you, you know, there's an old saying in comedy, buy the premise, buy the bit.
If you believe the premise that he's God and all the,

Speaker 1 then you care whether the foreskin went with him or not. The big debate was like, is Christ God? That was the big one.
That was the biggest of them all.

Speaker 1 And it nearly split the church in five different parts. And the idea of the Trinity was eventually decided upon, which we believe to be.

Speaker 1 In religion, I went to a holy land and they have the Jesus there there because they reenact the whole crucifixion.

Speaker 1 And so I interviewed Jesus and I hit him with that about like, you know, it's supposed to be very proud. They're very proud that they're

Speaker 1 monotheistic, you know, like the pagan people. They have many gods.
These are these fucking heathens. These savages.
The river, the sun. Yes, from shit hole.
The corn, the dirt, right?

Speaker 1 Crazy people with so many gods. And then you have the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost.
You can pray to the Mother. I mean, it's just a lot of people people involved.
It's one Godhead in three parts.

Speaker 1 The Trinity is very different.

Speaker 1 So this is when Jesus said. Oh, yeah.
Tell me what he said.

Speaker 1 He said, he said, and this like stopped me in my tracks for a minute because it's the kind of bullshit that makes you go, you know, that makes people go, oh. And to me, it went, oh, no.

Speaker 1 Okay. So he said, it's like ice.
It's like water. Yeah, it's in three parts.
Yeah. Water, vapor, water, or ice.
See, I'm glad I didn't use that one on you. You wouldn't have liked it.

Speaker 1 Well, Jesus already tried. Did he say it in Aramaic? Is there a question? But it's a pretty good analogy.
No, that's what we would say. It's the same thing in three different parts, right?

Speaker 1 But you know, they did add the Holy Ghost like three centuries in because the church needed another Holy Ghost. That's not true.
Oh, it is true. There was no Holy Ghost in the beginning.

Speaker 1 In Matthew 4, Christ is baptized, and it says the Spirit came upon him.

Speaker 1 The Father says it's my Son, and I am pleased, and he is the Son. So you have all three parts of the Godhead right there.

Speaker 1 The Holy Ghost is named? The Spirit. It says the Spirit of the Lord came upon him.
Now, it doesn't use it. That sounds like the Lord.

Speaker 1 Well, then God the Father said, this is my Son and who I am, pleased. So three distinct parts of the Godhead.
It's the best picture of the Trinity we have. And then in the book of the...

Speaker 1 So they were all in the same room at the same time? Well, in the river, right? I mean, the scene, right? God the Father was. God the Father was audible, right? Audible.
Oh, so he was on Zoom.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was phoning in.

Speaker 1 Christ was being baptized by John the Baptizer, and the Spirit of the Lord. Baptizer, John the Baptist.
It's actually baptizer. Yeah.
That's what they call him now? Yeah, yeah. Is that new?

Speaker 1 You got to keep up with the time.

Speaker 1 Is that new?

Speaker 1 It's a fun, wonky theological. Why did they change it? Because it was actually in the, again, this is like...

Speaker 1 What's wrong with John the Baptist? It's so insignificant because it actually, in the old Greek, it was a verb. It was the baptizer, the one.
It's completely irrelevant. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 It's like new Coke. Stick with what works.
You know what? It was great. John the Baptist.
There's nothing wrong with John the Baptist. It's a great title.

Speaker 1 And then in acts it says the spirit of the lord came upon the disciples at pentecost well i can't tell you how much i enjoyed this well thank you i mean again i and i i i'm sure there's something that i'm not asking i've been an admirer bill of yours for a while we we're on different planets obviously on the spiritual religious stuff but when you spoke against the woke that for me was a proving moment and i have to say something And this is 100% true.

Speaker 1 You had more moral courage than pastors that I know that went along with the woke crazy train. and you deserve credit for that.
I appreciate it because it was of high cost.

Speaker 1 Until we get rid of that shit, they're never going to win another election.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 1 They're not going to take political advice from me. No, but they might from me.
They could.

Speaker 1 And they should.

Speaker 1 Not the 10%.

Speaker 1 But that's 10%. But they're very loud.
They're very loud, but that's it.

Speaker 1 And I, you know, as FDR once said, I welcome their hatred because they're just, first of all, they have no integrity.

Speaker 1 They don't ever like present the full argument they they just cherry pick I mean everybody does it to everybody so I'm not saying I'm unique here but that is part of our the problem our of our discourse is that everybody just wants to forward their narrative no one is really interested in the full truth just just the truth just give me the truth and

Speaker 1 that's the crowd I'm going for

Speaker 1 you know and and to be honest when I go to these campuses and we're drawing these huge crowds, in some ways, we're benefiting from the ways that the old school comics would benefit on college campuses because we're saying the stuff you're not allowed to say.

Speaker 1 Like we are the rebellion type energy. They must be so thirsty for it.
Of course. And like the

Speaker 1 kids. Yes.
It's like innate that they want to be

Speaker 1 here something that's not politically cool. Yes.
And you think about it. It's like you're a guy on a college campus at any one of these tour stops we're going to, right?

Speaker 1 Boise State, University of South Carolina,

Speaker 1 Oklahoma State University. And they are constantly in this bubble of if I say one wrong word, I could have my entire career ruined.

Speaker 1 If I say the wrong joke, if I laugh at the wrong thing, if I use the wrong pronoun, they're living in a totalitarian environment, a cultural totalitarian one.

Speaker 1 Okay, you're going to have to stay a little more because I want to ask you about this because now you got me on colleges. And

Speaker 1 that's been one of my big targets. No, no, we got to talk about this.

Speaker 1 That's been one of my big fucking targets for big time. I mean, it was in my book, it was in my special.

Speaker 1 I called them them the mouth of the river from which all the nonsense flows it is a Wuhan laboratory that's was my joke

Speaker 1 yeah I probably got it from you I did I said if ignorance is a disease

Speaker 1 Harvard Yard is the Wuhan wet market that was my joke I got now they could say Wuhan lab but yeah that's right okay and

Speaker 1 Trump's going after the colleges now which I fully support yeah but as always with his shit it's like it's not exactly legal the way he's doing it. You know,

Speaker 1 it's coercive. It's,

Speaker 1 I get that, I am behind the feeling of it.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure this is the way to do it. But the feeling of it, yes,

Speaker 1 they have become places

Speaker 1 that, and this is again, one of your big bailiwicks.

Speaker 1 You know, this is one of the places you really got to. I think this

Speaker 1 helped you get where you are.

Speaker 1 They have become places that are

Speaker 1 two things. Not really interested in teaching, just

Speaker 1 getting

Speaker 1 a point of view on the world into the kids' heads, which is not the way it was when I went to college at all. And also, just very anti-Western civilization.
Completely.

Speaker 1 And this is Western civilization. And you live in Western civilization.
You're soaking in it. you're enjoying it.

Speaker 1 All the things that make your life, and especially the life of minorities and oppressed people, better, come from Western civilization.

Speaker 1 Rule of law,

Speaker 1 scientific inquiry,

Speaker 1 freedom of speech, democracy, all the things,

Speaker 1 women's rights, gay rights. All of it.
All of it is Western civilization.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 the question is how do you like extirpate that from universities without I mean going after the research money it has nothing to do with this it does and it doesn't I mean so first of all you're right let's just start with our agreement colleges have become a place where they want everyone to look different but think the same their idea of diversity is like okay we look at the yearbook photo and everyone has

Speaker 1 you know race diversity everything has to look like Angelina Jolie's Christmas card

Speaker 1 But they all think as if they're at the Democrat National Committee meeting. There's no diversity of thought.
There's no heterodox opinion. They tried to get Western civilization taught at Stanford.

Speaker 1 You know this story. Well over 15 to 20 years ago, and they removed it.
They removed it from the core curriculum. Really? I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 1 These places have to be basically burned to the ground.

Speaker 1 We'll say that

Speaker 1 metaphorically. Okay, metaphorically.
Yeah. Well, meaning like, I mean, look, you have, take Harvard.
So you say the research money. First of all, they take 10 to 15% of that in overhead.

Speaker 1 Why does Harvard with a $50 billion endowment need $2 billion in research money? Just ask Harvard the same question. That's a hedge fund with a college attached.

Speaker 1 That's not a university. Right.
Right. I mean, that's something completely different.
Stanford, $40 billion endowment. Yale, $35 billion endowment.
And look, some of this research is awesome.

Speaker 1 And I got to agree with you. Some of it, they should be doing a case-by-case basis.

Speaker 1 But a lot of it, though, is this woke stuff that would like take your breath away. I mean research into transgender mice.
I mean it was this

Speaker 1 the U.S. taxpayer dollars should be funding that? See, I called that out on my show.
That was bullshit. It wasn't transgender.

Speaker 1 See, that worries me about you, Charlie. You seem to have swallowed that one whole,

Speaker 1 like a snake does a mouse without looking into it. It was transgenic.
Oh, I'm sorry. It was not, but it's hugely different.
Transgender, that's just going along with what the mob thinks. It wasn't.

Speaker 1 He got it wrong, and no one was around to tell him that he got it wrong. He just went with it.
Transgender. It wasn't transgender.
It was transgenic.

Speaker 1 They were studying mice for health reasons, serious cancer-solving reasons. Nothing to do with transgender.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I stand corrected on that. Okay.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 a lot of these universities have

Speaker 1 superfluous research departments that are bloated and then go raise your own money for it, is my position. If you want to go do this stuff, go raise your money.

Speaker 1 No, of course. So as Christian as you are, you don't want us to be the Christian United States of the world.

Speaker 1 I want to see the body politic become Christian, but I want the Constitution to be our North Star. Not by coercion.
No, because that's not love. That's force.
Okay.

Speaker 1 We as Christians believe you should voluntarily use your agency, give your life to Christ.

Speaker 1 And you think that someday we all will get on the train there?

Speaker 1 I don't know if I'm optimistic or pessimist. I don't know.
It's tough. The church rates are going down.
Right. I mean, we're seeing a little bit of a plateauing there.

Speaker 1 Your side's been winning, Bill, the last 20 years.

Speaker 1 You know, you're going to be tired of all the winning. That's all I'm going to say.
But, like,

Speaker 1 are you cheering for those church rates to go down? Yes. You think it would make the world a better place? I do.
Has it made Europe better?

Speaker 1 The idea that you think we need Christianity as the pillar here to hold up this edifice, that I can't agree with.

Speaker 1 But I think you could agree that there's a Christian inheritance that is unique. And that's Tom Holland's argument,

Speaker 1 who's an atheist. That's true.
And that there's something we've inherited.

Speaker 1 Well, there's no ⁇ what we do know is that the ideas of the Enlightenment were ideas from people who were Christian. I mean, you know,

Speaker 1 obviously Rousseau and John Locke and the people here in America. It was very Christian.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Christian. I mean, Christianity to varying degrees.
Again, deism. Again, Thomas Jefferson taking Jesus out of his miracles out of the Bible.
So there was, but that's the basic tradition.

Speaker 1 It is a Western tradition that we seem to have to always apologize for. I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm joking.
But no,

Speaker 1 if America was 81% Christian or 81% Islamic,

Speaker 1 what's a better country?

Speaker 1 Yes, according to the ideals I believe in, if you think faith, and I know you do, is the most important thing, but I happen to think freedom is the most important thing. Personal liberty, again,

Speaker 1 human rights,

Speaker 1 rule of law,

Speaker 1 scientific inquiry, democracy, freedom of speech, all these things. which are absent much more in those societies than the society I live in.
Totally. All right, Charlie.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Charlie. Bill, thank you.
That was a real fun. It's a pleasure.
Real fun. Thank you.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Tell your friends. Happy Easter, Bill.
Happy Easter. He has risen.
He has risen indeed.

Speaker 1 He has risen.

Speaker 1 Thank you for having me to. Oh, it's a pleasure.
We wanted to do it for a while. Yeah.
And I know you wanted to do this before real time. Yes.
But now that we did this, you could do it real time.

Speaker 1 I would love to. I wanted to get to know you.
Yeah, yeah. I think it was better this way

Speaker 1 first. And

Speaker 1 I watch your show almost every week.

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