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Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.

I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells.

Same game with me. To my left,

my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the prelies.

How you what, Nasty? Woo, shit.

I'm doing good today.

Doing good today? Yeah, they got

me in the gym.

Weight loss journey. 520 off the court Got it in today Feeling pretty good though, man I'm loving this journey, my boy See the progression in there The content that y'all be producing at gym be cracking me up Because the strays that be getting caught off mic Is really the real podcast on Lois and Keys that's what I was telling them earlier they be working out, Jeff still be over here I be laying down talking about this look at this fuck nigga nah that shit that shit is dope though bro that shit is dope, shout out to our trainer you feel me, shout out to B I fuck with it shout out to B man, my right, my dog, Young Nacho, Young T.
You got you what? I ain't going to lie. I just woke up from that shit.
Today, I was tired, bro. I went to sleep.
I just woke up. My alarm went off at 530.
I was shitty. So I did.
Hey, that's crazy. You had to work out so bad, put you straight, knock you the fuck out.
I swear to God, I was tired. Yeah, today was one of ones for shit show.
Man, that's crazy. Hey, before we get to the show, I want to ask y'all, I've been seeing all the kids going to prom, and prom, obviously, we old as hell.
We long removed from that. Prom is totally different now.
I did not see one kid who didn't have on designer sneakers. Oh, you got to.
You can't have on regular dress shoes now. That's inappropriate.
I mean, but we just went from the biscuits to the Prada. Yeah, the bare minimum, you have to wear Air Force Ones.
Okay, that's fair. I'm never mad at no $100 hollis.
No, you know, when we was coming up, our suits came with our dress shoes. Disgusting.
So your mom was like, nigga, we're at Hero Pinner. I don't know, YouTube, maybe they was all over the world, but we went to Hero Pinner and they get that light blue suit.
Here's these light blue shoes that go with it. You can get the Plane Boys or the Crocodile.
You pick. And that's it.
Now, these niggas' suits, also our suits was like our T-shirts, 4X. With Kevin P all the way around.
These kids now.

I told y'all, the fashion now is way better.

Tailor suits, you feel me?

Designer sneaks.

Yeah.

Whether you get them from T-Moo or, goddammit, Saks, it don't matter.

It's just a vibe.

And they sitting on Corvettes, Bentleys.

They sitting on that shit.

Yeah.

So you either shit.

I think we had an avalanche, nigga.

Surprise.

Because we drove an avalanche.

It was new.

but I'm saying

it wasn't no

Thank you. Yeah, so you either shit.
I think we had an avalanche, nigga.

Surprise.

We drove an avalanche.

It was new, but I'm saying it wasn't no Phantom or no shit now like these kids got.

So shout out to the new generation.

I ain't not here.

I'm a supporter, for real.

The family car is not acceptable anymore.

Somebody got that nice with the family.

No, nigga. Go to the lot.

I don't even think nobody, unless your cousin let you borrow their old school or something,

I don't even think niggas had them cars in they pictures You was standing in front of your house I ain't never standing in front of my car I think we had a limo one year Somebody had a limo That was a vibe Speaking of limos, shout out to the limos we had in Vegas That shit was a two seater I ain't never been in a limo coupe before. We had the longest stretch.
In the feds. We had a stretch limo that only fit two people.
And it was an SRT. Hey, man.
I was so mad at that nigga, man. If you don't slow the fuck down, and you know the limos, he had to win the wrong day.
It's like, oh, shit, he. He got to look back and he was like, what? He was like, I'm Leon.
Nah. I was like, damn, bro.
Nah, for sure. How you gonna leave us? You got paid to wait here.
It was just funny looking at people like, because we, mind y'all, we had a limo the whole weekend, y'all. It wasn't just one time.
People was looking at us getting out there. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

He's lame, man. He's lame as hell.

Everybody else getting out of trucks.

Yachty and them got out of the Escalades.

Get out of the limo.

With the whole name of the company on the side.

Prestige Worldwide.

Shout out to Prestige.

That's that baby-ass one more.

That is crazy, man. The funny part about it is people was like Who the fuck are these niggas Like Booker T in the lobby That nigga Booker T walked right past us We just talked to him for an hour He gave us a head nod like we said What's up nigga we ain't sucked at it We had just left interviewing him At WWE World We in the lobby chilling about to go get something to eat.
Booker T walked past with his family and gave us a headline like he had never seen us before in our lives, bro. Booker was like, I just talked to that nigga for an hour 15 minutes ago.
So glad I wasn't there, bro. I was rolling.
I was in tears how hard I was laughing, bro. I'm like, bro.
He passed out, bro. I said, bro, he really don't know that we just talked to him for an hour.
nigga looked through us That's crazy Shout out to Booker We came back in and we walked past He was like second time today No nigga it's actually third time Third time brother That's when I'd have lost it Third time Oh man shout out to Booker T man How'd y'all like Vegas, man? WrestleMania was fucking crazy, man. Yeah, that atmosphere is special.
I don't think of what... What? No, I like that atmosphere, man.
Shout out to Jamie and company who gave us the VIP tour. That primary was amazing.
Yeah, hey, Allegiant Stadium is crazy. No, it's a nice stadium right there.
Yeah, it's top of the line for sure. To see that many people in there all vibed out for wrestling, that was dope as fuck.
Yeah. Actually seeing the celebrity sewer where we were sitting at, not the stunner that I'm just saying.
That was a stunt. Nah, we was like third row or whatever the fuck we was.
They saw you on TV. They posted it all on Twitter.
I understand. But I'm just saying, to see those

usually, and me and Jeff talked about it for a while,

usually those type of guys is like

too cool for school when you see them

in other places. So to see them up

cheering and taking videos,

them usually the niggas, they're like, hey bro, put your phone down.

Yeah. But to see them doing that

to John Cena and them was

kind of crazy though. Nah, that was

fire. That's what I'm like,

damn, this shit is really different, bro.

Yeah, I told you,

wrestling like universal.

And you can be yourself

at a wrestling ring

because you go to a wrestling match,

everybody in there know that,

you know, it's kind of scripted

and whatever.

Yeah.

So you know you just a true fan.

So you can't even be tough

or nothing in here

because nigga can be like,

when you watching this shit, bro, like you ain't tough, nigga. Yeah.
So everybody just't even be tough or nothing in here because niggas can be like, when you watching this shit, bro, you ain't tough, nigga. So everybody just going to be themselves and enjoy it.
That's why I was hype going. Everybody just in here vibing.
Ain't nobody like, hey man, don't talk to me. All the people that was there, like Yachty, Quavo, all them, they taking pictures with everybody.
Everybody just true fans. We all just like this shit, bro.
We grew up watching and we all enjoying it. So that's what made it cool, bro.
Ain't nobody too big for nothing. Somebody walk up to them, they just like, what up? Yeah, for sure.
Niggas got belts on. Yeah, bro.
When the music, you know, when the rest come out, they drop the music. So see them niggas like, oh, shit, here he come.
I said, bro, that's wild, bro. I would never think I'd see Metro.
Shout out to Metro. He fuck with the show.
Yes, sir. As soon as he heard John Cena come out, he was getting eyes lit up.
Like, I said, damn, that is dope. Like, you could be in the same place, bro.
It's dope that everybody can just enjoy it. Like, the vibes is high.
Like you said, when Stone Cold Steve music went off, bro, people lost their fucking minds, bro. That might be the most famous

reaction I've ever seen in my life.

I done been around some

shit. Nah, bro.

You know what's crazy?

Even when he hit that lady, bro.

I know we be talking about her,

but nobody gave a fuck, bro.

That's Stone Cold, bitch. Get up.

Hey,

he hit that corner so far and smack dancing that beer. He looked over.
He's like, where the beer's at? I was like, oh, that's the vibe. And people was cool with him just coming out.
What did he announce? Just the attendance for the night? Yeah. Like, people was OK with it.
Yeah, I was in line buying a sweatshirt. Look at me.
Fanned out. I was in line buying a sweatshirt.
And when the glass broke for him to come out, nigga, everybody that was in the line ahead of me left. Like, nigga, I swear to God, like, oh, shit, fuck all the sweaters they wanted, all that shit.
They left. I walked up, nigga, and got my shit.
Niggas is running and everything. One dude hit the lady.
She was holding a pretzel. She kept that pretzel alive.
That shit didn't touch the ground or nothing. I helped her up.
I said, bro, Stone Cold is too legit for me, bro. I walked.
I came like a little later. Y'all, he was about to leave.
I was just like, that shit is crazy. Yeah, bro.
That thing music dropped. Niggas started acting like it was Black Friday opening.
That's where they got it. People lost their mind.
For that lady to get chucked and hauled her pretzel, she should be the verified bucket. She's the box.
She held on that pretzel for dear life. It was probably $22.
I feel it. Facts.
Just walking down, seeing all them people going crazy, bro, I was like, this is unreal, bro. And this is wrestling.
Before me and Malcolm was sitting, it wasn't a lot of commotion. Like, there was a few people with binoculars, but other than that, it was cool.
It wasn't no trampling over each other. Nobody got hype? I mean, it was great.
Yeah, then we're not, like, we didn't have a space to run because we were so tight up. Oh, yeah, no, y'all wasn't running up there.
Oh, I was at the concession area. Yeah.
Y'all from the floor, I was saying, we were pretty hot. Oh, my mama, y'all were hot.
Yeah, he out of pocket. His seats were wonderful seats.
I'm listening to him tell this week-ass story talking about binoculars. Nigga, oh, my soul.
Y'all was not that far. You were.
Y'all didn't look out. And nigga, Malcolm had us a piece of gum on the floor.
Then y'all had seats right by us. So we didn't go to the floor.
Sunday, they were on the floor. We didn't.
We didn't. Y'all are on the floor.
Oh, okay. Then y'all had seats.
Don't disrespect the plug. I called my nephew.
I called my nephew and I said, why y'all sitting over there? He said, we got better seats with Jamie. I said, hold on, where the fuck y'all at? He's like, we bought an entrance.
I said, how y'all get there? He's like, we came with Jamie. The entrance like...
Oh, I didn't hear about that. No, nigga, the entrance to the ramp, nigga.
Yeah. Niggas had prime real estate trying to play.
See, that's it. Niggas didn't even tell us.
That's crazy. Shout out to Malcolm.
Malcolm gon' tell. That's crazy.
Shout out to Jamie, though, man. We appreciate that.
The funny thing is, I always said that happened the whole weekend. Be here, happen to witness the people fighting in the lobby.
Bro, that's what I'm like. Yeah, Jeff right, bro.
Like, ain't nothing like this shit, bro. Nah, I don't like it.
So man fighting, bro, the nigga slammed him, bro. He called, you're not fucking Roman Reigns.
I'm Roman Reigns, bro. And punched the hell out this nigga.
I said, bro, this is nuts, bro. So that nigga, you don't even have on the gear.
Like, what the fuck? This shit, lame as hell. But everybody just, nigga, motherfuckers start clapping, right? I said, yeah, bro, got it.
If somebody's still on me and nigga start clapping, now I'm losing it. I couldn't.
I'm like, yeah, this is different. That shit's bigger than the Super Bowl, y'all.
That's funny, because you don't need to fuck with Jersie, but you support them in full costume at WWE. Oh, yeah.
I was with it, because I'm like, for y'all to go all out and to know, y'all was telling me the analytics on how people spend the money.

Yeah, man.

Like, just for that, bro, that's a different type of, I don't know,

different type of fanned out type shit.

Yeah, man.

Crazy weekend because before that, we got to try and bust,

found out that somebody named their baby after T.

Yeah.

Comments was going crazy.

That was hilarious, man.

Yeah, that was funny as hell.

I mean, I appreciate that.

Shout out to that family. Yes, sir.
That was a mad love. That was crazy experiences hell.
I mean, I appreciate that. Shout out to that family.

That was crazy experiences.

I hear somebody say they named their kid after you.

It's like, damn.

When you think about it,

it's like, damn. I did enough on a

basketball court for somebody to be impressed

with my skills to be like,

name my kid after that nigga.

That's fire.

Damn, I wasn't that bad. I must have been, I was cool.
At some point, I was all right. Now that was a humbling experience right there.
That's so dope, because in most of the situations when you find out somebody named that kid after you, that is a bad call. That's how niggas was.
They said, we got on that bank bus. Maury was sitting right there.
You are the father. Oh, she's Spanish.
Oh, no. That was just like, all right.
In 10 years, we see that little nigga ducking. We got to know something.
I got you, bro. All jokes, all jokes.
Not his lineage. Yeah, I got you.
See that nigga dunking with a fitted on. That's crazy.
With a fitted is out of pocket. Listen, there's a couple different places we can go here.
Let y'all decide. Matter of fact, I think we need a drink before we start the press of this episode.
Are they ready? Oh, wow. Barbie.
Are they ready? That's crazy. Who are they? That's why it took me back.
Barbie, are you ready? She ain't ready. We'll take that as a no.
She said no. We'll call back.
Y'all know she a part of the show. It's love.
We'll pull up soon. Sinners, I know we're here and don't rock with the movies.
No, do your thing. Do your thing.
You pull up. Have you pulled up yet, Mike? I ain't seen it yet.
You got to go see it. I want to.
Yeah, Sinners is one of the dopest movies I've seen in a very long time. And I am a Michael B.
Jordan hater for sure. That's probably the best role I've ever seen him.
He went crazy. My only issue is everybody is so hype about it.
I feel like it's going to let me down. You're going to be entertained, bro.
It's nothing to really do. It's going to upset you about it, bro.
It's good cinema. It's a cool movie.
He be looking for a reason to hate. He don't like when he's having me.
It takes a minute to get to the point. It does.
It takes a minute to get to the point of the movie. You be like, what the fuck, bro? It's about an hour before it kind of makes sense, but in that hour, you're entertained.
It's a really good movie. All right, let me check it out.
You guys see it on IMAX or y'all saw it? I wanted to see it on IMAX this weekend. I saw it at regular Degler because, you know what I'm saying? We had to go to WrestleMania so I just went to the joint.
It took like 30 minutes for me to get entertained. Like the beginning, I was just kind of like, all right, man.
What was the best part of the movie? I mean, y'all ain't seen it. I don't want to tell you.
You know I'm never going to go see it. Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert. If you haven't seen it, this is the time for you to start this.
You've been out long enough for everybody to see it. I've been out two days.
I just try to show love, man. Four days.
It's not a week. Friday.
Friday. Carry the one.
Fuck it. The best part about it for me Is when they started like Having direct dialogue

When

With the vampires

Like when they started

Like going back and forth for real

Them trying to get into the barn and shit

That's when the movie got like

Super super dope for me

Yeah that's when it got cool

Yeah Delroy went crazy

LeBron the Legend Father

Hey he went crazy

That's probably one of the best

He should win some awards for that shit

That was a cool movie

Breaking records

It's gonna be funny

Cause like all the stuff

That's going on in the best. He should win some awards for that shit.
That was a cool movie. Breaking records.
It's going to be funny because all the stuff that's going on in the world now, like dudes dating white women, it's going to be very funny. Oh, yeah, that.
Well, that amongst other things, but that movie in particular. If you watch Sinners, I'm pretty sure the internet probably going to relate.
See?

Yeah.

There's a lot of underlying issues in the movie. It's really dope.

But they definitely, boy, if you are a black man dating a fair-skinned woman, a white woman,

yeah, you definitely

got some sex after people saw that movie.

It's interesting.

Oh, Jesus. Nothing bad.
It's a dope-ass movie.

Yeah, you'll see.

I like the business behind it, though, because I know they didn't really believe too much in the movie. So he has rights for that movie after 25 years.
I know it's not the first time it's been done, but for that movie to be as successful as it is, so it's like $60 million, open weekend, it took $90 to make. Yeah, he's about to have an empire off that.
That's dope. Sean Michael B., that's the best movie

you've ever seen so far this year?

To me, yeah.

As far as being entertained,

I was entertained the entire time.

Because y'all movie bulls, so.

Yeah, I mean,

it ain't really been

no good movies this year.

No, it's, yeah,

the list is short.

I told you Russell Beach,

whatever that shit was called,

it pissed me off.

I'm going to stop going to the movies.

That shit.

I ain't going to hold you.

I know that Jonathan Majors

was supposed to be in this movie

and, you know,

I'm all about niggas

getting bags,

but I am not upset

that he was not in this movie.

Michael B. Jordan did

a good job.

He was supposed to be

Michael B. Jordan?

He was supposed to be,

they were supposed to be

them two instead of

Michael B. Jordan two times.

Oh.

So, the way that

that nigga be acting

in that movie,

I would've been tight.

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Now, he would have been fine with the dress code because he already dressed like he in the fucking prohibition But if he'd have been doing that other role And became one of them Oh that would have pissed me off I'd still be laughing at that meme With that nigga dancing at that party That nigga's off that cane Hey when he broke up that fight And did this shit Man they should have jumped him What are you doing bro bro? Him dancing in hard sweat like that at that party is top tier, man.

Yeah, he not one of my...

He's down on the list

for my favorite actors, man.

I ain't hating, but...

I feel bad.

I'd be like, damn, what's up

if I see him, like...

This shit, bro.

But, like, I don't...

Yeah.

All jokes aside,

he's a very talented actor.

Like, I hate the fact

that that Marvel situation

shook out the way it did

because he was really about to go crazy. It was fire and creed.
It was fire and creed. Lovecraft Country, he was super fire in that too.
He's a really good actor. That's why all the stuff in that last row, I ain't fuck with that.
Now that one movie, you just said, I didn't go see that movie. I was never going to see it.
Yeah, I'm sleep on that performance. Don't ever see that shit, but he did his thing, bro.
He got some great roles for sure, man. That's really tight that y'all niggas be going to the movies and really be tapped in.
That's hard. Yeah, even like with the Ryan Cooper shit, like that shit is art, bro.
Like the way that that shit looks, the angles, like even the IMAX shit, like that shit is fire. Like you can tell, that's like attention to detail to a T.
Oh, the Hard Ray Fall. I like the movie, too.
Yeah, Hard Ray Fall is solid. Which one is that? It's the Western movie.
Yeah, that movie's very solid. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
His album. Nah, I ain't gonna see that shit.
Yeah, bro. He's legit, bro.
Jonathan Matris is one of them. You know, he just had some shit he was going through, but, you know what I'm saying? I hope he bounce back.
We'll see. Something about, bro Yeah, I heard something about breaking.
You fucking sound like the rose.

Barbie over there.

That's not what we're mixing drinks up with, is it?

I got that lip on it.

It'll mix that drink up real good.

I've been wanting to know the ingredients today.

Actually, I'm going to have a bottle of water.

He put that rose in that club,

that motherfucker.

Mix and shake and pour pour Is it in you? Let me stop there No free promotions Yeah for sure Y'all are crazy man The bread of the rose How you talking?

Let's move on.

That's crazy.

Did y'all see Melo?

He was talking about K cutting him.

He was at the game,

obviously,

you know what I'm saying?

He did a fast break,

dunk, and pointed at him.

He was just like,

I'd like to get in jail

with him in the offseason.

I'd like to be a mentor for him.

And I think that's super dope.

That'd be cool.

He's like,

I see so many places

or I see so many things

in his offense

he could expand on. He's like, I just want to know what I'm saying, Show love.
I think that would be dope to see that happen. I think it's cool when superstar players want to give, you know, credit and show love.
What the hell? Is that all I told y'all? What's true, man? Malcolm, what is that? They cutting his hair? Nigga, you doing what? Look here, Barbie.

What's up?

I called you five times.

I don't know.

What you doing, Manscaped?

It ain't nobody's birthday.

Yeah.

What you doing, Manscaped?

Okay.

Man, I thought that nigga

was doing Manscaped.

I thought.

I thought.

I thought that was like

that rose, Barbie.

Girls, yeah.

Maybe we might have dreams tonight. I get it.
I love you. I'm not going to drink the drink.
She got a fucking oven mitt on it. She was drinking the drink.
Okay, what we got? What's this? Fade away coffee. Okay, the fade away? So it smoked the peach.
I can smell it. Mike is on camera playing with the...
Did you have an easy makeup? That sound just... I remember one night letting in the bed.
I heard that one fuck thing. I was like the Undertaker.
Right now? That's right. Girl, you ain't even gonna touch me.
You ain't even gonna touch me. You ain't't gonna touch me you ain't gonna touch me that was the bird call you know usually you lay down with your girl she grab your beanie or whatever get me with the original that's it it's like a cigar.
Hey, this is good. I like smoke old fashion.

I like smoke old fashion.

No, it's good. I like it.
You taste the beach? Or you just taste wood shit? Wood shit. The wood is in that motherfucker.
No more smoking. Oh, my God.
Let me taste it. Oh, man.
This motherfucker do taste like loaves It's like you don't pick up the ashtray water The ashtray water? Who got ashtray water? No y'all never like We always smoke it We didn't smoke it We smoke in the bar You asked him some water Or something like that You accidentally drink it Oh no You never did that No ma'am You use No ma'am This is the most ignorant show In America What do you got What's in that motherfucker You was over there Cooking my fucking drink Barbie was frying my drink We smell this shit N. Diggas get nervous in here.
This bitch came burn down. We don't have insurance.
We're here trying to acquire this business. We're here trying to acquire this business.
We're going to get free. What was in the drink? I will make you another one.
Don't worry about it. You're family, girl.
You You're supposed to throw The peach wood chips In the charcoal For the grill Not this motherfucker Drinking Oh my god You're struggling To do this shit Oh Malcolm You were part of this as well Sorry Oh okay I'm like okay Yeah that motherfucker Tastes like a treehouse.

We've been good.

She been good, though.

We've been on the road for a little bit.

Yeah, man, we did.

Shout out to Vegas.

What you do this weekend?

What you cook?

Oh, you made Easter dinner.

Tell me what's up with you. Oh, you made Easter dinner.
Tell me how. What's the menu? What's the menu? Okay.
Oh, no. That sound like a quality meal be here.
The whole chicken with gravy is giving MCL. You're you you can't make him.
No, respect. Yeah, no, I'm sure it's probably good, though.
I probably need another heavy protein. Sweet yams.
You cook your yams on top of the stove or in the oven? Okay.ams. Okay.
You cook your yams on top of the

stove or in the oven?

Okay.

Okay, little sizzle. I'll fuck with that.

Little sizzle. You gotta get the dessert back, though.

You gotta seal the deal.

That's fair.

How you make your gravy?

Okay. Well, well, probably good.
I do the chickens for the chicken and the pasta. Hmm.

Okay.

Well,

well,

it's probably good.

We need y'all

to get in the kitchen

together.

We need that content.

We need being in the bar.

A little oil,

a little seasoning.

You just,

yeah,

you rule it up.

You feel me?

Then you drop your meat

in there.

But you made a whole chicken.

I ain't never made

a whole thing before.

Yeah. But respect, you know, shout out meat in there.
But you made a whole chicken. I ain't never made a whole thing before.
Yeah.

But respect. Shout out to your dish.
Hopefully the family enjoyed it.

How many people had to eat?

Uh, like 10.

Oh, okay.

Damn.

Oh, so damn, you mama got 10 kids?

Six. Talk to mom, dude.

Where you following mom at?

Oh, you the oldest. Damn, you the oldest.
Oh you the oldest? She's good. Yeah, you're supposed to probably be a stud.
I'm a girly girl, but I don't know. She said, I damn near what? I was like, oh.
I was like, oh, shit. Listen up.
Barney can't say that, bro. Toss it up is crazy.
All right. What kind of stud would you be if you was a stud? B-Money? B-Money? What's your stud name? What's your stud name? B-Money? Bridget, come here.
She's looking like Manny Fresh like, where's that? B-Money. Steve Dicken is crazy.
I want to ask y'all a question. Game, bang.
Smoking that smoke. That's crazy.
I've seen one of them at Walmart I've heard that you're shitty being pregnant respectively love who you want to love but being pregnant that's nuts are you googling that I've seen one of them at Walmart, man. That's crazy.
We had some crazy times. She's out of pocket, bro.
I want to ask y'all this question. That looks like somebody we know.
There a lot. For Patreon, how do y'all, if y'all don't function, if somebody's giving y'all food, y'all have to family dinner and the food ain't good, how do y'all get rid of the plate or do y'all like just eat it all? Y'all just like, how do y'all get out of the way of eating that food? You see how I just did that drink? That's the same way I do that plate.
That's my fault. That's why I make my own plate, DJ.
Okay. I tell them straight up, that shit weed.
Especially if I'm at my mama house. Who made that? That motherfucker too grown.
She made it? I'm pointing people out.ing people out My mama do She made that one Like that's weak Oh you got that type of family My family ain't calling nobody out They just send texts though Yeah They just send texts My mama She'll snitch on you Yeah Motherfucker got from The macaroni To the silverware At my house Oh that's an emotion You went from the most important To just give what you can. Oh, yeah, so.
Damn, that's crazy. You calling motherfuckers out.
That's a strong rule in my house. I always ask my mama because before I eat something, I'll be like, who made that? My mama gonna be like, your sister made them.
She made that. She made it.
So I just, as soon as it's weak, I'm like, that shit trash. Am I lying? That's crazy, bro.

I guess I'll wash it off the family,

but I can't call my auntie shit trash from her face like that.

Oh, boy, these weed.

Who made them greens, mama?

She be like, I had got them from this lady

doing weed.

She be like, they wet?

Oh, my Lord.

Everybody else said they was okay.

Nah, them weed.

Barbie, what you do?

But you know, before I get to the phone, wouldn't be wrong if I didn't tell you this drink was mid yeah you would be I be keep making that smoke. I feel like the drink is good.
It's that hillbilly ass aftertaste that I just... Gang? I swear to God.
It's the aftertaste. It is.
Let me try one more time. Because the drink is fire to me.
It's good on everything that drink good. It hit you.
That nigga drank it like he had COVID. Can you tell the people, just in case niggas like it like DJ, how did you make that, though? What made you? I don't understand how we got the wood taste.
We got to smoke it. Most people get smoked over that.
It's not tasty. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's a fire tasting, boy. I like smoked over that.
Yeah, that's what I'm about to ask you. That's your shit.
Yeah, make my turn the little buzzer on, man. I'm working out right now.
Aw, nigga. I hate this nigga.
This nigga. Make him want to put a couple cherries in that motherfucker.
Oh, the cherries. That's what I'm coming, though.
Yeah, I'm a cool. I'm a good vibrator.
Oh, Lord. It has to have a better name than that.
Mike grabbed that motherfucker fast. He put it next to him.
He was like, it's going to perfect with my English. Mike, get on my head.
Yeah. Be him, get on my head lately.
I'm gutted for everybody. You snitched on me bad on the morning show.
That was funny.

That was fucking hilarious.

This nigga fed.

Barb, we appreciate you.

Make Mike one of them one of them fucking

you know what this go perfect with?

The movie Center.

I haven't seen it yet.

Yeah, they was stuck in a barn or some shit.

And it burnt down down it did burn down

oh man this podcast is fucking ridiculous

and I love it

so I mean we got a couple places we can go right now

go to Kanye

we're going to Kanye

I don't want to hear from Kanye West ever again

me either

yeah he wild out

he been wild out but that's kind of far, bro. Bro, yesterday he said, if I'm gay, can I use the F word? I said, yeah.
You're out of here, bro. You're just doing shit now, bro.
He long gone. It ain't about you.
If you can, you gonna say it. You don't need to ask, bro.

The shit you said is kind of out of pocket.

He's going through full lengths to get attention.

He said all the rage bait stuff that's getting people to bite.

But it's just like, it's sad to see.

Nobody cares anymore, though.

It's sad to see, man.

I was just wondering, do y'all still enjoy his music after hearing some of this?

Or do y'all be like, nah?

I played my beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy last week.

I separate the people from the music.

Everybody picks and chooses with certain people.

There's a lot of unsavory people in every place,

but we still like that music.

Niggas still listen to R. Kelly.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just, I don't,

I've never got caught up in the celebrities.

I've been telling y'all that long before we even got.

You have, you've always said that.

Yeah, before we even got popping on here,

I don't do that shit

because I don't know these niggas, bro.

So the music is just,

I'll leave it there and it is what it is

because you'll be surprised

So, let's go. said that.
Yeah, before we even got popping on here, I don't do that shit because I don't know these niggas, bro. So the music is just, I'll leave it there and it is what it is because you'll be surprised that somebody that you idolize or anything, what they really do behind closed doors, it'll probably fuck you up for real.
And I feel like our generation of music is catching really all the smoke from all these artists. I don't feel like my mama or y'all mama went through shit like that with their favorite artists.
Or even the kids today. They ain't even really going through that shit.
Because Patti LaBelle and them on tour right now. I ain't never heard nothing about Patti LaBelle.
Smokey Rob's in on that motherfucker nigga going through it. I seen nigga walking across the station by saying that's when you, your pants around your ankles.
That's what I put on Twitter. That was my tweet.
That shit funny as fuck. She said don't lock the door.
But man, the crazy part is you look at all them docuseries about them old groups, the temptation. All them niggas had real life demons.
It's just they didn't have social media or like they had visibility. Yeah.
Bro, if they had Instagram for them niggas, bro, for David Ruffin. A lot of cocaine.
Come on, bro. Even with the Bobby Brown stuff, I just watched the Shannon Sharpe interview.
Like, the stuff that Bobby Brown and them were doing, bro, if they had IG, bro, it would have been crazy. I feel like that's...
Come on, bro. Like, the Temptations movies and stuff like that, they was wilding, bro, but they was more just drugs and coke hits, bro.
You really never heard about them niggas really dealing with no minors and shit like that. I mean, if you go look at the history of music, all of them dealt with minors.
Like, even back to Elvis Presley. I mean, Elvis.
I wasn't tapped into Elvis. I know he- Even all them entertainers.
Like, that was- Mike- No. No.
Smell no Mike. No.
Diana Ross was dealing with him. Diana touched Mike.
Okay. I ain't going to say she touched him, but- But see what I'm saying? It's kind of like- I didn't say they did or didn't do nothing.
I'm just saying it was... No Michael Jackson slander will survive from this podcast.
I ain't never saying anything about Michael Jackson again. Yeah.
I mean, shout out to Michael Jackson, bro. But yeah, it's just a different time.
Yeah, bro. But like you said, it's a lot of questionable shit to happen.
Yeah, we just didn't have social media. Nobody really cared.
Yeah. We talked about like...
What we was talking about the other day when you could be with your, your grandpa could have two families and shit and they could be down the street from each other. Yeah.
With social media, you can't have that. Like I said, I really know of a situation like that, but my family watches pause, so we don't leave that alone.
Respect, shout out to all of us. That's some real shit though.
Yeah. But like.
The family still... Everybody kicked it, and it was just...
I got some cousins like that. It still confuses me to this day, how you my cousin.
Are they like our first cousins? Oh, I know why we cousins. I mean, I know my granddaddy did, but I'm just like...
My grandpa plunged your grandma. Dang.
Teachers, huh? Go crazy, man. When you look back You look at something

Like the timelines

Of your family

You be like

That math ain't math

It's probably what's

Wilding right here

But let that shit go

You can't do that shit

You can do it now

It's just

You don't get tore up

On Facebook

Or social media

For about a week or two

Then it'd be cool

Well no Facebook

Shricks is wicked boy

That's a separate

Jarek screen

You don't want to be on

I wonder why people

Do that though

Like why do everybody

Take everything

To social media

Thank you. week or two.
Then it'd be cool. Well, no Facebook tricks is wicked, boy.
That's a separate jam screen you don't want to be on.

I wonder why people do that, though.

Why do everybody take everything to social media?

Why do you take your problems or something that's going wrong

with you to social media?

That's weird to me.

Yeah, they can't. They're going to make

fun of you. Nobody cares about this.

Literally.

Especially black people. We take everything as a joke.
I'm black people. I think everything is a joke.
Yeah. If somebody take their most important detailed life, I might laugh at like, fool.
It just depends on what you're doing. You got pregnant at Popeye's? Like, I'm going to...
The chicken was really enough? I'm going to be... Somebody's going to make a joke? But if might put that bitch on Instagram Hey man Help me find this little That makes sense Yeah Shit like that That serves a purpose But you finding out That the kid ain't yours I wanted to ask y'all this It's a clip And this dude He said Well I used to be a daddy And dude was like How did you used to be a daddy He said well I was with a girl And she was pregnant And my mama told me I couldn't leave her And to like be.
You going to take care of these babies? She find out they're yours or not. It was during COVID.
So, you know, all the courts and stuff, you couldn't go do nothing. He had a way through that whole process.
And then he found out the kid's wasn't his. But he was like, I ain't dating no more.
I got a good question for y'all. So what if y'all found out the kid wasn't y'alls at 18 years old? We locked in.
You my nigga. I did my part.
You just owe me some money. No, I need that backpack.
You owe me a lot of money. I need that backpack.
You my kid, bro. I don't raise you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about six? If I was on child support too, I'm coming to get that.
Oh, yeah. I need my money back, but.
No, what if you with a girl? What you mean? If you're with a girl, you find out the kid wasn't yours and the kid is 18. Oh, dude.
We're not together anymore. You my nigga, and I don't know her.
Yeah. You still locked in with the kid? Yeah, bro.

I don't raise you, bro.

Yeah.

Nah.

You out.

I don't raise you, bro.

You my son.

18 years, bro.

18 years.

Like a long.

18 years.

You just got elementary school, bro.

You have a full life.

Yeah, you just got out of kid.

You'll forget me soon.

Yeah, bro.

I'm not really your nigga like that.

You'll forget me soon.

It's crazy.

On me, I ain't locked in no more.

With the kid at 18? No, bro. You grown anyway.
Fuck. Go find him.
Yeah, you might want to find your pops, nigga. Because y'all know you're going to need something new from that when you're about to graduate college.
It ain't going to be for me. Damn.
If you ain't going to college, I know you're going to try to figure out how to get a job or something. I'm going to call your daddy.
That is crazy. Nigga, I don't know we gonna find him together too now we gonna find your lineage for real we posted it on Instagram we gotta find him and that's where niggas go wrong I just found out it might be easier to find him that way see what I'm saying it might be easier to find him so y'all slide that Six, you can figure the rest of your life out.
Yeah, you're good. At 18, two of y'all going to stay, but Mike is going to say, I'm going to help you find a dad.
Jeff is, I'm out regardless. No open house or nothing.
I'm out of there. I think he won baby ice cream.
Yeah. Yeah, I think at 6 you

yeah

I'm skating bro

8, 6, 18, 12, 24, 32

if I found out at 32 nigga

nigga go home nigga

he'd be like dad I be coming over here

don't call me that

you gonna correct him

don't call me that after 32 years as well

don't call me that bro

nigga my name is DJ now after 32 years as well. Don't call me that, bro.
Nigga, my name is DJ now. After 32 years, bro, you damn near out of here, bro.
Enjoy your son, bro. That ain't my son, bro.
That's your foster kid, bro. I'll raise you, bro.
I'm actually damn near upset. I'll raise you, bro.
I'm upset. Yeah, because I would be mad if I thought that was my kid.
But 32 years now, I really ain't got a kid. Yeah.
I'd be hurt more or less hurt more or less I don't even want to see you because you reminded me of the failure I was yeah I didn't win the battle some other nigga shot first and won hey whole time he up you about to walk in like the grandson nigga ain't spent no friend he just got a son and then you know how niggas is they gonna really gonna find their real daddy and then He didn't have to do nothing for 32 years and they going to rekindle their relationship. He's just going to be the coolest.
They going to have the best relationship in the world and you done drove me crazy for 18 years. Fuck you.
Oh, that now. Depending on type of kid.
If you got one of them kids. Oh, wait.
What about this nigga in and out of juvenile or some shit? Like, he was bad as hell. You had to get lawyers and all type of shit.
That'll hurt. That'll hurt.
You gonna be like, no, he ain't have my jeans doing that crazy ass shit. See, women don't get criticized enough for that, bro.
Because that happens a lot, bro. I'll be shit.
Niggas find out that them kids ain't theirs every day, bro. Yeah, that's true.
Every day. Shout out to more.
People have built franchises off things based upon these events. I think my cutoff is like eighth grade.
Oh, yeah. By that time, bro.
Oh, no. I'm saying I'm out.
You out? Yeah. Okay.
Seven, eight, nine, ten, school, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Six, nigga.
You still take naps in school. You'll forgive me.
Nah. Nah, real shit, though.
I couldn't do that.

It's tough. I ain't even trying to be funny.

Because I know what kids

put you through, like,

for 18 years.

And to find out it wasn't his?

I ain't saying shit. Nah, I'll be shitty, though.

Oh, yeah. You will be

on fire.

I ain't gonna hold you when I meet Pop's. Hey, nigga.

Sue, see me in court. You old, nigga.
You not about to stop me and be daddy, nigga. I ain't going to hold you when I meet Pauze, hey, nigga, sue.
See me in court. You old, nigga.
You not about to just stop me and be daddy, nigga. I ain't even mad at you, I'm mad at her.
Yeah. She the problem.
Yeah, oh, no, no. If he don't know, I can't be mad at him.
But if we was together, like, I ain't going to be mad because, I mean, I ain't going to sue you if we was together. But like I'm saying, you had me on child support and like we wasn't together, we were separated and and I was coming to pick.
Oh, that's different. Oh, yeah.
That's way. Yeah, like we was like together and I found out, I'm just going to leave you alone.
Little nigga, you gone too. I'm moving to Miami.
It's all good. Everybody get out the house.
I'm selling this thing. Don't worry about it.
I ain't going to say nothing to y'all. I ain't going to say nothing to y'all families.
I just disappeared. Yeah, I'm just going to move on with my life.
But if I was paying child support for 18 years and we wasn't together, I had to go pick him up. And I probably was arguing with your mama about some shit.
Oh, my mama. Yeah.
Ooh. I don't use the PTO to get your sick ass from school.
That's a different side. I ain't mad at that.
Yeah, I be shitty then. I ain't mad at that.
Yeah, you played in my face for 18 years. You got me fucked up.
Yeah, I be shitty then. Because there's no way a woman ain't looking at you like, how do I tell him? No, because if his daddy ain't shit, this nigga take it.
We about to leave this big ass house? Nah. He do look a little bit like Henry, but Henry ain't got this duplex.
Let me go and cut that rose on. Y'all crazy, man.
Hey, you see Jimmer for that for Tartt? Yeah, shout out to Jimmer, man. Gregorregor, man.
Oh, I didn't know he was still hooping. Yeah, man, he was playing overseas.
He just played in the Olympics three-on-three shit. He's one of the people we talk about, he would have been an NIL guy.
Oh, Lord, man. BYU would have gave him 10 million a year.
What? You see what they gave AJ for him when Jimmer was on board? He would have never went to the league, bro. He would have been in there killing for four years.
I won't be surprised if we see Jimmer working at BYU. That'd be fire.
Assistant GM doing something like that. I won't be surprised.
Nah, that's dope. He had a hell of a career then.
Jimmer Fredette been playing basketball a long time then. Jimmer Fredette came in the league at the wrong time.
Nice. If he was five years later? Because he Peyton Pritchard.
Damn. He would have been Peyton Pritchard.
He could shoot the ball like a motherfucker. But he came in the league at a time where you couldn't just be a shooter at that size.
You were just going to be a shooter. You had to be at least 6'7".
Damn, he was far off. I mean, think about it.
That's true. J.J.
Redick was 6'5". Kyle's 6'7".
Yeah.

Pager was tall as shit.

Yeah, Novak.

All these dudes are just shooters.

You couldn't be a point guard like that and just be able to shoot.

You got to be able to do a bunch of shit.

Yeah.

Because even Mike Miller's 6'8".

Because he wasn't no facilitator, for real.

By no means.

Damn, that's true.

His college mixtape is so elite.

Oh, that crowd.

He got one of the deadliest crossovers, bro.

Bro, boom, boom, pull up. To the pull up three.
Shout out to him, man. Congratulations.
Man, shout out to Jim Riddell, man. One of the calls they ever do in the college for sure.
I don't know if you've seen this, Steve, but I know you saw this. Jeremy Lim.
We need Jeremy Lim with more podcasts because he is out here saying stuff people probably shouldn't hear, but we love it anyway. He got there and said, Kevin Martin used to look in the game, be like, oh, I ain't going to have too many points tonight.
I don't know what play he was trying to set in that situation, but we about to hear a response from Kevin Martin, man. Kevin Martin used to say he didn't want to be the All-Star.
Yeah. So he would, if I got too many points, I'm going to chill out.
He didn't want to make the All-Star team. Yeah, he said he wanted that, from Lamb, he said he wanted that time to be spent with himself,

you know what I mean,

and his family, so.

I mean, I understand that, but.

There's a hell of a way to say it.

I don't know.

Y'all know how I feel about the NBA.

It is what it is, but.

Shit.

I just want to get paid, bro.

Basically.

I don't want all the extra shit.

He wasn't a limelight type of guy anyway. Nah.
But the way that you said it sounds crazy because that's like if Terry Rosler came out right now and said, you know what? I don't want to make that all start to you. Nah.
I'm just having my stats right here. Sounds like you shaving, nigga.
That's kind of wild. I'm not shaving.
I just don't want to play no more. Yeah.
Because niggas sit out and they don't be hurt. They have fake injuries.
Touche. No, but if you really go watch Kevin Martin play, that nigga scored 20 points in the first quarter and then wasn't scoring.
He scored like two the rest of the game. It used to be crazy.
He scored all his points in the first quarter. That's wild, bro.
And he was a fucking bucket. Yeah, like his score.
Kevin Martin was cold. If you go, that's because people used to always say he had empty stats because they'd be like, oh, he only killed at the beginning of the game.
He's non-existent in the fourth. People used to say that all the time.
Yeah, because they was losing like a motherfucker. Yeah, he was in some sad locations, unfortunately.
Yeah, he non-existent in the fourth, but he averaged 20 points a game. And it used to be all, like he'd have, for legit, he'd average like eight or nine points in the first quarter.
That is crazy, bro. It was all the first, like you said, the first quarter, first half.
But for you, he's a special talent. And that jump shot was ugly than a motherfucker.
That shit was one of the weakest looking jump shots I've ever seen. That shit was cash.
Cash fucking money. Efficient as hell.
Paul's got that shit off on anybody around. Did he make the All-Star team at least once? I don't even know.

I don't think he did. I know he averaged

20. What was his career high?

Points per game.

His career high? 24?

What did he average? 24.6.

Yeah. I figured it was like 24

with the Kings. What year is that, if you want me asking?

08. Damn.
Averaging

that in 08, bro.

You're killing, bro.

He was killing. He played for Minnesota, too, right? Yeah, Minnesota, Sacramento.
Yeah, he's been on a couple spots. Okay, see, yeah.
He was a part of the trade. Nah, show up to K-Mart.
K-Mart's cold, man. Yeah.
Jeremy Lamb, the real GM in Sacramento Kings. We need more of him, bro.
He's hilarious. Oh, yeah.
He probably got so much shit to talk about. Hey, he got a crazy, crazy career, bro.
For real, for real. Them OKC days.
He was really special. Yeah, man.
Jeremy Lance, and in college as well. Killed at UConn.
Killed at UConn. His career high was 50.
Kevin Moore. Kevin Moore was a fucking bucket.
50, 48, 48, 45, 45, 45, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40. He was a bucket.
Yeah, my boy got to it for sure. This comes out tomorrow.
So, yeah, today will be the draft and this comes out. Shout out to Travis Hunter Pops.
He got allowed to come, you know what I'm saying? Celebrate his son getting drafted. He's going through some legal issues,

but they found a way

to make that happen.

I think that's super dope.

As much as we talk about

the tragedies,

and every time it's a draft,

they talk about how absent people

are there,

the worst shit ever.

It's dope for them

to have a good story, man.

He's a hell of a player,

and they get to have

that time together.

It's dope as fuck, man.

Yeah, that's smooth, man.

Congratulations to their family, bro.

Yeah, this is a dope draft, though.

I want to see how that boy do. Nah, I like a boy from Miami.
Can't work. Yeah, I want to see how he do in the NFL.
He'll probably be a Titan. That's what I assume is supposed to happen.
I really want to see what happens with Shadour, for sure, because I've been putting a lot of smut on his name the last couple of days. You know what time it is.
Teams who are interested might even put out a smear campaign just to get you at a lower spot. I'm really interested to see where he goes tomorrow.
Well, today, excuse me. Well, I think he gonna be alright.
They probably kind of got it to where he's gonna go, where he wanna go. Y'all think he that good? I think he's good enough in this draft to be a first-round pick for sure.
I think so. I hope so.
I mean, that'll be good for the Sanders family. I mean, he goes second round, man.
That's going to be tough, man. He goes second round.
That's tough. And not to say that he can't go be productive from the second round because, you know, we just move on from the second round.
Man, but the swag is turned down. You know what I mean? You got to turn the swag down just a tad bit.
Don't humble him, man. I don't like that.
Don't try to humble him. I don't like that, man.
I ain't going to lie. Sometimes people need a little humbling, though.
It might put a chip on his shoulder. I mean, I'm not saying he don't because, I mean, people are already doubting him and stuff.
So he might be going to the NFL thinking, like, oh, they don't think I can do it. He might have a chip on his shoulder, but if you get picked in that second round, yeah.
You don't think it's going to be no more? You can't. Especially, I mean, Ken Ward goes one, that's cool.
If another quarterback goes ahead of him in that first round? I mean, honestly, it's probably a couple more quarterbacks out there that we don't really speak on nationally that are.

Yep.

Possibly.

That the scouts really see.

You know what I'm saying?

There might be a late bloomer that went to a low-key school that go above him.

I just think him going second round is a little wicked.

Yeah, I don't like that.

He should be a first-round pick.

He did enough to be a first-round pick.

I've seen teams take chances on lesser conference players and lesser skilled players than him. Shout out to Dangle John.
I'm cool with somebody going above him, but him slipping all the way, nah. I see the rumors from going to possibly Pittsburgh low-end first round.
That'd be fire. But think about it.
They had... They ain't picked Lamar to the last pick in the first round.
Come on. It ain't nothing you couldn't say.
He ain't doing college. That's a fact, bro.
Oh, absolutely. His stats is way better than Shador.
One of the best college quarterbacks of all time. Mark Jackson is like that.
They was questioning his game. That's how that made it go be a fucking running back.
Go be a wide receiver. That's crazy.
He wanted a million though. He is.
He's one of the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a... To hear Belichick say, damn, we should have got Lamar.
That's crazy. Like, now he's in college.
It's like, damn, yeah, we probably should have. Yeah, yeah.
Probably fucking should have. Lamar wasn't where he was supposed to go.
In a great situation. Yeah, I mean, he fit Baltimore.
Like, yeah. That nigga wasn't where he was supposed to go.
But like you said, in the draft, you know what I'm saying, obviously you want to be first round, but if you get where you're supposed to go, none of that shit matters. You can go hoop or, I should say, you can go kill on the field or whatever.
You can get the opportunity. But it just turned the swag down a little bit.
Yeah, I'm more excited to see Travis. Yeah.
I think, I wonder if they're really going to let him play both sides of the ball like he want to. I know everybody saying it's hard, but I think he really wanna go for it.
It's impossible, bro. Yeah.
And I'm not saying he not talented enough to do it. Like, he might get to play a couple plays here, whatever his primary position gonna be.
He might get a couple plays on offense. Some design plays for him.
But to play both of them at a professional level, bro, it's impossible. I could see him being a defensive player with some offensive packages.
I could see him getting some trick plays in and getting in that. But consistently, that's a lot to ask.
Because I ain't always tempted in the football, bro. But I have to give him a try.
Give him a chance. The elite.
We just was talking when we was at the gym the day. We was talking about how good people are.
Oh, yeah. Leagues are the best of the best, bro.
It gets no better. In college, it's some bums out there.
Majority of the people are not going to make the NFL. You know what I mean? Some of the receivers he was going against, they probably ain't going to the league.
Some of the DBs he was going against, probably not going to the league. Everybody on the field are the best, bro.
You cannot be like, I'm tired. And go out here and run.
Somebody's going, they're going to lock you up, bro. I think he got a different set of energy.
I'm just saying, give him a chance to fail. That's fair.
It's okay. I'm sure somebody's going to draft him to do that, but I'm just saying, bro.
And also, you got to look at this. This is the NFL, bro.
You are an injury away from not playing ever again. I cannot run you into the ground, especially if you're going to be my top three, four pick.
You will be a corner or defensive back or a safety with some offensive packaging. Yeah, this ain't Little League, bro.
But he's that damn special that he could probably pull it off if he wanted to. But we'll see.
Nah, for sure. Because he not like – he was a great receiver.
He was good at Colorado. He was probably one of the best receivers.
Not going to lie, he was cold in college. He was a dynamic athlete, bro.
But he wasn't crazy at corner.

You know he could be special at corner,

but he had to do so much offensively for that team

that you couldn't even see how good he really was at corner.

You know what I mean?

Still made plays.

He made plays, but you could tell if he played this the whole game,

he'd probably be crazy.

Yeah.

But he was doing so much for them offensively because they needed him.

He was their best receiver.

I just trust D.I. with it.
Yeah. I just trust D.I., bro.
I don't think he going to put that bark behind nobody who he really don't feel is like that, bro. That nigga know football through and through, bro.
When you see somebody

like that,

you kind of like,

man, just give him a chance, bro.

I mean, they're going

to give him a chance.

Whoever draft him,

he already said he won a try.

And it'll be disappointing

if you don't.

The crowd going to come

to see him play

both sides of the ball.

He's the one

who I'm really like,

I'm like,

all right,

I'm going to tap in

and watch him.

Just to see.

Yeah, he might be that one for sure.

You got to know it's when you in the NFL,

it's like when you a rookie and you come in,

people are targeting you.

Like, oh, this motherfucker think he good enough to do this shit?

We're going to show this motherfucker.

Like, that's how people think when you come in the league.

You think he him?

Yeah, any professional.

Yeah, that's how cool.

Like, you think you good enough to come into the league

and tell me you this much better than us

that you can play the whole game?

Fuck right.

All right, we're going to see.

And I'm taking Cooper, too.

He's going to be the most exciting rookie.

Travis is going to be the most exciting rookie.

You know what I'm saying?

With Cooper Flack getting the lead,

everybody see how much hype he got coming in.

Yeah, they're going to try to kill him.

They're going to try to be on his ass, bro. You see how they did Lonzo.
That was crazy. Come on, niggas was, bro, I was the first person to play Lonzo.
Oh, then you did play preseason? First one. Couldn't wait.
Preseason guy, I was tearing him up. Come on, yeah.
I'm like, he's sad, y'all. That's what I said.
I went to Lonzo, he's sad. He ain't like that.
I was like, that shot ain't gonna work. So you went into the game like...
Yeah, because they had so much... I'm on that.
It was a fat-ass crowd. We in like Anaheim or some shit.
Yeah. This was my first year on the Timberwolves, so I'm like, I gotta show niggas that.
I'm on the team with them. I gotta show y'all I can hoop for real.
It's Lonzo. He's a rookie.
Man, he ain't like that. I'm going to take the ball from him.
I was just going at him. Oh, okay.
He was guarding. Yeah, but I just knew.
I'm like, yeah. And you know, he was kind of a pass first player anyway.
So in my mind, I'm like, oh, he's scary. Oh, he's scary too? Oh, hell no.
I'm at him. And you know, it's a rookie, bro.
It's his first game. He just trying to be cool.
He ain't trying to do too much. He was just trying to figure it out, make some plays.
He was just trying to... It was a preseason game.
But, nigga, I'm looking at it like I got to go at him so he didn't know, like, well, shit. Because in his head, in my head, he probably thinking like, Jeff Teague? I'm going to kill Jeff Teague.
You know how... That's how niggas size niggas up.
Everybody worry about Steph Curry, D-Roy. Yeah, he probably like, Jeff T? I'm going to kill Jeff T.
You know, that's how niggas size niggas up. Everybody worry about Steph Curry, D-Row.
Curry, you know. Yeah, he probably like, Jeff T? I'll be cool.
I'm about to show him like, nigga, I'm not the nigga you're going to be cool on. But I was his welcome out the gate.
Oh, well, to me, I mean, he probably didn't look at it like that. He probably likes a preseason game.
But I'm looking at it like, nigga, I'm going by. You're going to understand every time you see us.
I'm on that with you. Yeah.
I think they're going to do Cooper Fly like that. I mean, you right, but I just think...
I mean, some niggas you can't do like that. Like, some niggas we tried to do that to and they were just too good.
You like, okay, he wanted them. When you played Kyrie first, I remember you said, shit, I tried, bro.
That nigga just... He's just good.
He's just special. So that's what I'm hoping Cooper has that effect to.
But they going... Yeah, and he might be special.
Niggas try to do it with Zion. He be special.
It didn't matter. They going to try with Cooper.
Not out the gate. For sure, man.
Shout out to everybody getting drafted today and the whole entire weekend, man. Changed our family's lives.
That's dope, man. The only thing now, though, is that the new version of veterans and older players,

it's not like when I came in the league.

That was mean as fuck.

Like, now people embrace you and shit.

Like, nigga, KG was not even like,

you a rookie?

You want to know, nigga, what's up?

It's like, welcome to the league, young fella.

It was, fuck you looking at, nigga.

Like, oh, shit.

Like, I wanted to say hi. Like, nigga, I watched you on TV my whole life.
And fuck you looking at, nigga. Look the other way, motherfucker.
What you looking at me for? And you like, fuck you then, bitch. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it wasn't.
Now everybody welcoming. Welcome to the league, man.
We love you, man. So it's different now.
That Joe Kim Noah and KG story stories hilarious. He was like, man, he's my favorite player.

Fuck you, nigga. That's how they was,

bro. It wasn't very welcoming

at all. Yeah, you

right about that, bro. Even Gil.

Gil was my favorite player.

I sub in the game. He's like, I got this nigga.

I don't play. I got him.

This nigga can't play.

I got him. Like, what the fuck? Fuck you.
We're number nine now, nigga. Trash, nigga.
Fuck you. That's how it was.
Yeah. Best of energy, bro.
Hell, competitive. Yeah.
I think the league going to get back to that, though. I think so, bro.
Because the veterans are so young now. Like, you a veteran when you're 23, 24.
Because niggas going to the league at 17, 18. You in your fifth, sixth year when you're 23.
And we know you now. If you've been killing, you in your sixth year.
You coming to the league. Niggas looking up to AE already.
What's up, big bro? AE 23. Yeah.
He robbing them, OG. Yeah, robbing them.
Like, yeah, I've been working out with AE That's my old head That nigga 23 That's true bro I just think now Why I'm saying this is because I feel like the youngsters don't give a damn no more They ain't scared of these old heads no more So it's nigga You don't even gotta be nice to me It ain't no old heads I mean James Harden And Durendon, we old, bro. We 36, 37, bro.
Yeah, but we so young to them, though. Like, you the OG, but nigga, they still better than them.
You know what I mean? Like, nigga, when we was old, our vets, they was ass. Oh, you right.
The old heads was ass. Like, this nigga can't even move no more.
James Harden's still getting triple-dones to him. No, I see're saying.
Absolutely. A hundred percent.
Yeah, like, now, let's say, like, LeBron had 40, but, like, let's just say, like, I'm trying to think of a nigga that... Kevin Willis.
I ain't trying to disrespect. Let's just say, like, if Melo was still hooping.
Like, when Melo was on his last leg, like, in the league. Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was still good, but we wasn't expecting Melo to get 40.

Yeah, like Vince Carter when he was on his way out.

Yeah. You can even say somebody

like, I don't know, Gordon Hayward.

He a little older.

They had to try him to be an OG

in Charlotte. I don't know what the fuck they was on.

That's true.

Al Horford's a perfect one. Al, like

he's still contributing.

He's still contributing, but he's old. You don't expect Al when Al have a good game.
What the fuck is Al still doing it? True. True.
Yeah. That's, like, when I came to the league, Joe Smith was smoking blacks, nigga.
He knew he only was playing seven minutes. Like, yeah, I got a good seven for y'all.
Eric Dempere. Nah, that, when you put in that perspective, you're right.
All the old heads are legit on their way out. Yeah, like, I'm old as fuck.
They old heads are still starting and killing. Eric Dempere now was on their way out.
Yeah, Nasir Muhammad. Wasn't getting in.
Like, these niggas are starting stars. Still the guys.
Nigga, making trades to build around them still and shit. I feel like our generation probably got the best talent, though, just because of that.
The longevity. The longevity.
The longevity. Look at the Pacers.
Our OG is James. Come on, man.
That's fucking crazy. That's crazy.
He's been our OG for the last couple years. He's our OG, bro.
He's our OG, bro. He's our OG, bro.
He's our OG, bro. Man, that's wild.
And he's been in the league for a long time, but you got to think about it. He's our OG.
He came in the draft with Steph and James Horton, people that still

the guy. Yeah, they still

play off option one,

option two. But they calling James

the old head. James like, nigga, I'm 36.

Like,

which you old in basketball terms, but

it's just like, I still

get fly and shit. Like, when I came to the league,

them niggas wasn't fly. Yeah, you wasn't trying

to dress like Kevin Willis. I wasn't trying to dress like Kevin Willis at all.
I wasn't trying to dress like T-Mac. I'm like, that shit.
Hey, T-Mac got the iconic Gucci suit fit. That motherfucker is 8X.
It's so much fabric. I'm like, that shit ain't...
Taylor, that bitch would be raw, though. I know that bitch was 10 grand.
It was all Gucci. Yeah, I wasn't trying to fuck with that.
That bitch was raw. Yeah, I'm just saying they was old.
Nah, you right. You right.
Even look, we talked about it two years ago when G was on the pod. Shout out to Gary.
He was the OG in Orlando. He was 30.
He was the oldest person on the roster. We didn't talk about that.
He talked, like, your old head's supposed to be like, nah, young fella, we ain't going out tonight. We got a big one tonight.
Shit. Gary with the shit.
Where the fuck we going? Section R.A. Yeah.
I get that motherfucker. Don't worry about it you know what I'm saying like he wasn't an O-Hit it ain't an O-Hit O-Hit for sure man the league is definitely changing for sure Udonis Hazel was the last O-Hit in the NBA for sure man for real it's him and Vince Carter yeah that is crazy Udonis Hazel just left the league now Al Horford O-Hit in Boston yeah But you know Udonis turned into like the real locker room guy.
But he still practices with the team. He's gonna be there.
Yeah, I mean that's his city. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying that's what Jeff's saying like when he came into the league he had niggas.
It was four Udonis guys. Yeah, it's just a nigga.
All four of these niggas not getting in the game. But if we need them, they going to be ready.
But they not playing. They getting...
Eric Dampere wasn't getting in. Nigga.
Joe Smith wasn't getting in. What about nigga that? Eti Thomas wasn't getting in.
Bo Evans, Daryl, everyone getting in. All these niggas are 16.

Joe Smith smoking a wine to black him out is the reason why he got

set bitches.

He was old.

That's true.

We was kids when Joe Johnson.

I mean, Joe Smith was wrong.

Babies.

Youngster.

I'm like, damn, bro. My dad's talking about you.
He like, man, what the fuck? That's crazy. Baby was my old head.
Nigga, I met baby when I was 10. Nigga, you was a star, Arizona.
Yeah. It was just different.
Shout out to my baby, man. Speaking of old heads, I had to answer your guest in Vegas.
Oh, damn. The gang.
Oh, damn. I forgot about Shane Short.
The gang. Yeah.
It'd be a real rough week with OG. OG had a tough one, man.
That motherfucking baby gravy, boy. All right, tell me what happened, man, because y'all sent it on a plane.
Y'all was like, man, we just did an interview and that nigga talking about baby gravy or something. What happened? He didn't say the baby gravy.
Okay, what happened? She's asked, according to the text messages that were released by Shannon's team, for his black baby gravy. Oh, she want his black baby gravy.
She requested it. Allegedly.
Okay. The crazy thing about it is somebody clipped that up and somebody said Is that a Is that on the menu You're a Cracker Barrel I said What the fuck That's some Twitter shit Y'all gotta stay on Twitter No No the baby gravy shit Is crazy I think I was more offended When she said Put this big black baby in me That would've kind of made my shit go soft.
Watch your mouth. Because he's probably going to be light-skinned.
One plus one. Jaden is going to be light-skinned.
He's definitely going to be Jaden. Jaden, Jaden.
Jaden or Christian. Christian is definitely a mixed kids kids name shout out to my nigga Christian oh my dog Christian Josh was the gang for sure that's crazy though man yeah I think that we just need to take text messages away from people above the age of 50 we just need to go ahead and cut them out for that they need to go back to pagers is how I look at it, bro.
I think the text is the only thing to save this situation at this point.

I think we keep the text.

Yeah.

That was a great receipt to have because it shows like, hey, we just talking dirty.

Yeah.

Like, we don't know what's really happening.

We ain't stepping into the case or nothing.

We're just keeping it at the text messages.

Bro, that's just how freaky motherfuckers talk to each other, bro.

Yeah, bro.

Like, those text messages, like, that's why I'm like, maybe I ain't cut out for the role play and shit, bro. Because if we got to talk like that, bro, I'm going to start joning on you.
Bitch, watch your mouth. You're going a little too far now.
The black baby was a lie. Because you're real white now.
The black baby was crazy. That is crazy.
Dr. Umar made me laugh.
Dr. Umar is hilarious.
He said, you have to promise me you'll stop bunny hopping. Nigga, I was rolling.
He be repeating that shit. You have to stop bunny hopping.
Promise me you will stop bunny hopping. He be telling dudes I got snow bunnies.
I be weak. He is fried, man.
The funny thing about him is he come out to the act for his forever. Snow bunnies.
That's his opening bar. But he do all that like he don't got problems with his crib, right? In this regard, everything his kids talking about.
He said it like y'all. Bitch, you 30.
Get your stupid ass off the internet right now. This crazy shit.
He said, let's go talk to your mama. We bro.
Handle this off the internet. Y'all not putting no babies on my nigga.
It's over with, man. Run the test.
Swipe your mouth like Kirk did on Love and Hip Hop to that baby on the low. He hit her with a magic.
He hit her with a magic. The earliest season was some of the best Stevie ever made.
Then, you already know, the GOAT, my boy. Stevie J, bro.
There's a clip, bro. Stevie J, he's in therapy with Mimi and Jocelyn.
And Jocelyn's sweating and he takes the napkin and wipes her nose, but he's next to Mimi. Bro, she was about to knock everything in that room over, bro.
I said Stevie J's really the GOAT, bro. Kirk Frost, Bobby Valentino, Scrappy, and Young Jock being friends.
It's crazy, bro. Elite TV cast.
My nigga Young Jock was a fool on that motherfucker, man. And Scrappy.
Scrappy was going crazy. Nah, for sure.
But yeah, don't put them babies on Omar, man. Y'all niggas just clean up y'all texts, man.
But keep them. Yeah, man.
Just be careful, man. It's real tricky out here.
You know, Bill Belichick walked around with his young girlfriend. Don't nobody say shit.
Because he wifed her, though. I just say it's so...
If he would have walked around with her and dated her, like, this is something. I mean, you don't got to be...
You can have a private life all you want. You don't got to do that, but Bill Belichick's not hiding shorty.
He snuck out shorty with his shirt off in the car. This my bitch.
Love who you love, but I just think... It's just tricky out here.
Everybody's mindset is different. I just...
Dating somebody from OnlyFans is nuts. I just think, man, if it's just me I'm gonna have me something that's like a little closer to my age I want a Lisa Ray damn near 40 our age gap is kinda still cause we ain't got nothing in common nigga you like the Commodores nigga I like fucking something that I like fucking I don't know Jodeci motherfucking week nah for sure that's tough tricky situation man nigga said the Commodore 70 years old bitch like Lana Richie I ain't fucking know bitch in the R24 what's the oldest song on your playlist bro that like That like, if you, you, you, you, you, if I'm getting in the moment, it's something from the nineties.
I can't hear no motherfucker. The line of riches.
Mike, oldest song on your playlist. What you said? And I don't want to say y'all going to judge me.
If I say the name. So somebody, LG, I'm sure.
Damn, you are young as fuck.

That group was formed after all their

proms have passed.

That was, I think that was the year I was born.

93? No.

97. Yeah, I was four, so I understand.

Damn, LSG?

LSG.

That motherfucker's slow. They making

love of that motherfucker.

My body is my first song.

My body.

That was the first phone number I ever Thank you. That motherfucker's slow.
They making love of that motherfucker. My body is my first song.
My body.

That was the first phone number I ever remember.

Damn.

Wait, what?

911-0024.

The origin story of Freaky Mike's.

You know what?

Actually, I'm already doing

a therapy because that's all my daddy played was like

R&B. That might be a reason.

You're right. I mean, R&B is good as far.
He wasn't supposed to make you listen to Razz. That was good.
I'll put that smell to those pops, man. At four years old, should I really be singing my body? Are you in the backseat, bro? Go to sleep.
I knew Joe. Am I really singing genuine? You got to go from there, then you got to hear something to, you know,

get it sexy.

Nah, that's never coming on.

That's a nasty transition.

You know this ass super fat.

You ain't lying.

You wild.

Come on.

Come on, you wild.

Before we get out here, I want to ask y'all a question.

Sit on the playlist. If a gospel song come on,

you know what I'm saying, me and Hoops that shit, are y'all changing it or is it just business you? I'm not. Turn to Ephesians.
I'm trying to turn it, bro. I'm thrashing.
I will. Since we talk about sex songs, though, I'm telling you too, man, Chris Brown, 2012, nailed something to the cross to that.
That is a fire, fire. This guy was going...
Yeah, that's just a side note, y'all. That's a fire song.
But yeah, gospel come on because you're supposed to be locked in anyway. So, you know.
Whether it's Yolanda or Kirk. We must pray.
I'll turn that motherfucker clean up. When the Marvin come on.
Yeah. Lock the doors.
Close them. When you see this flop up,

you know what time it is. I didn't got that song in the church

basement before. Oh, wow.

So when I hear music

at my house, nigga, this is, couldn't be

no worse than that motherfucking pew

I did.

Something to the cross.

The resurrection.

The real Sunday service.urrection Resurrection For real I wish you still had Rose Parks We could have had a great ad right there Well lift that motherfucker dress up We fall down But we get up Cause the basement is no longer the church bro Yes. Yes, it is.
Because the saints... You only out of pocket, bro, if you're in that sanctuary, bro.
Is this during choir rehearsal or something? This is just... I don't know.
None of y'all really go to church. I used to.
My dad is a whole pastor... Tell me about it later.

Usually you go to church.

You got day church, and then...

I was a musician, so we had night church.

So night church, get out about seven

or eight, and shit, you know, you do whatever.

Those night service,

you usually immediately go home. It's no stay

after. But you stayed after.

Yeah, we parlayed. I helped clean up.

Yeah, my auntie was cleaned up. I helped her

clean up. Auntie, you good? Yeah, I got the

mop. I got it from here.
Yeah, we parlayed. I helped you.
I helped clean up. Yeah, my auntie was cleaned up.

I helped her clean up.

Auntie, you good?

Yeah, I got the mop.

I got it from here. That's the last thing we do.
Shorty stayed and we... I don't know, bro.
It just was... It happened, bro.
Like a movie. The mama was there.
Lord willing. I almost got it.
I almost got a tatted.

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