Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 5 Episode 4

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summer s'mores with conan and the chill chums a six-part series with conan o'brien sonom of sessian and matt gorley let's get started

and we're back welcome to Episode four of Summer S'mores 2025.

And we've got a big treat here, don't we, Mr.

Gorley?

Let's bring in David Hopping.

David Q hopping.

Thank you, David.

And

thank you so much, David.

These look, I mean, this is the most, this might be the most elaborate cocktail I've ever seen.

It looks gorgeous.

Mr.

Gorley, I saw you in the kitchen working very hard on these.

Tell me what's going on.

Well, this is something I call the sun damage, okay?

The sun damage.

So it's meant to be basically the color of a sunburn with a little egg white foam on top.

That's like the sunblock with a little extra sunblock here in the lime.

So this is an actual sunblock in the lime.

I can eat it.

It's not.

And then there's some boba beads that are white to represent sunspots, red for freckles, and then dark for liver spots or melanoma or whatever.

Oh, man.

That's nice.

A drink that evokes the tropics and melanoma.

Yeah.

And so this is called the sun damage, and it looks extraordinary.

And you are very good at this.

I like to try and put you down.

I search for ways to put you down but when it comes to making cocktails you're the maestro.

Yeah.

Thank you.

This is tequila based.

It's a very California drink so it's served up with no ice.

I just want to drink

the more you talk okay the less

the longer it takes for me to drink it.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't hear you explain it anymore, but it's nice.

I understand.

Very good.

It's so delicious.

I was just making a political point that there's no ice.

Okay.

That's really important.

Really?

You know what?

You stood up to the man.

I did.

By making a fancy resort cut.

Yeah.

That's really good, girls.

Thanks.

This is the bar

of my life.

I'm doing the old no-boos thing.

I've been doing it for quite a while.

And so mine is what...

No, I'm kidding.

That's all right.

I'm kidding.

It's a common response.

No, I'm kidding.

Whenever I go to fraternities, that's how they respond.

I did have when I was shooting in Austria with Jordan, we shot something where we're supposed to be getting trashed, and we're with these other guys, and you can see it in the Austria episode.

We're at a ski resort, and I'm with these other guys.

I leave Jordan for them, and we're having a really good time.

And then I hung out with those guys, and they were great.

They were really fun.

A bunch of them were from Austria.

We were having beers, and I was having, they could tell I was having non-alcoholic beer, fine.

And then I went upstairs to get a bite to eat, and when I came back downstairs, they didn't know I was there.

And one of them said, well, never meet your hero oh no

because you like having alcohol there's not nothing wrong with that and non-alcoholic beers are pretty decent

beer is excellent spirits not so much that's why

someone says try this non-alcoholic tequila they're basically giving you death that's why your cocktail tastes like monkeys piss no this is mine is good mine is good no i uh i i actually don't i like drinking oh we know oh yeah we have it on tape but i would i actually prefer uh other ways of uh

gummy high, yeah.

You like a gummy.

Would you ever make a drink, Gourley, and I'm not saying we would do this for next year, but would you ever make a drink that had gummy in it, that had like THC gummies?

THC gummies.

I could try.

I really don't know what I'm doing.

I make it up each time, and I fail a lot.

Yesterday, I was trying two different drinks, and I got so drunk that I couldn't tell which one was good, so I don't even know if this is good.

Well,

we're going to have an intervention for you, and then we realize we're just not that interested

in helping you.

Appreciate that.

We're not interested.

No, we couldn't find any friends.

We're going to get an intervention for you to try to get you to drink.

I love an intervention.

You're more fun when you're drinking.

We couldn't find anybody who was drinking.

We were looking so hard for Gourley.

We did this big blast.

Even my wife.

Your wife was like, oh, no, he pisses himself to sleep every night.

But I can't be.

I can't be.

I'm busy.

I'm kind of busy with stuff.

She said that she's in a book group.

She's not in a book club.

She's in a book group.

A what club?

You said book group, but I think you meant book club, right?

Yeah, let's all laugh at my neurological decay.

Okay.

You're going to listen to this in three years.

I'm wearing a diaper over at Cedar Sinai, and you guys are chuckling over my neurological decay.

This is quite good.

This is so good.

Thank you.

I love this.

I love the cream.

Thank you.

You're a foul.

That's it.

Yeah, that's it.

You did it.

Ah.

this is really good.

I like little umbrellas.

Yeah, keep listing things you like.

It's fun.

I like little spoons.

Yep, that's great.

Keep going.

I like little limes that are bowls.

Yeah, that's nice.

And I like, you know what?

I enjoy a drinkie poof from time to time.

Yes, you do.

And I've been there.

Cheers again for that, buddy.

Yeah, cheers.

Yeah, and you're you're

would you say tamer than you were back in the day when you and I when you and I were traveling around, we were on tour, we're staying in hotel rooms.

Um you could rock and roll.

Well,

we would go to a hotel, the hotel bar with everybody from the tour, and I'd be like, I'm going to try all these sugary drinks so I could tell people that like, you know, the rusty trombone is really good.

And the Detroit...

Wait, time to

wait.

When you said the rusty trombone is really good, I went out and asked people for the rusty trombone,

got it,

and then had to be on penicillin for like six months.

You got it?

I got that.

Yeah.

I went up to these guys and I said, hey, someone give me the rusty trombone.

And they said, you really want the rusty trombone?

And I said, I'm here and I'm ready to go.

And then I closed my eyes

and kept them closed, which is a weird thing to do.

I love that the new guy's laughing.

He says it makes me funny.

Josh loves it.

Josh is cracking up over there.

Josh.

That means when the crew's laughing, it means you're legitimately funny, especially when you're not paying them well.

And he is really,

we are not paying you well.

And you came in angry today today and feeling exploited, and now you're laughing.

That means I really scored.

You did it.

You did.

I feel like I set you up for it, though, with the rusty trumpo.

Nice job, Sona.

Cheers.

Thinking.

Sona, everyone knew that you were a main part of that cocktail, the comedy cocktail.

And so you should have been feeling secure.

Yeah, I do.

I do feel secure.

I'll take credit even when I didn't do anything.

It's called Showbiz.

Yeah.

Showbiz, baby.

Oh, wow.

You just, you know, it's funny how quickly you become drunk.

You'll have a sip and be saying things like, yeah, look at the ass on that guy.

That's an apple I'd like to take a bite out of.

And I'm like, I think there's a placebo effect with Sony.

Well, I'm curious to see if there will be with you because you always talk a good game, but every year we do this, you start slurring your words and saying we're drunk, but you get drunk too.

And I think you...

I do not.

It's not my thing.

And

I...

That's libel.

I love these little moles at the bottom.

Oh, yeah.

I got a mole removed.

What's that?

You?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

I got a mole removed from my back.

I was pointing you because you've gotten probably a lot.

We've talked about it.

I've had hundreds.

I've shown you guys my back.

Yeah, but I've never, I never got a mole removed.

I like, but I get, I did.

Thank you.

It's nice to be here.

I had something removed from my back.

It turns out it was an Endeavor agent.

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

And as I took it off, he said, I get 15%.

Wow.

Yeah.

That's

very inside baseball.

That's really good stuff.

I'm telling you.

That agency doesn't exist anymore.

Well, it doesn't work.

The joke isn't as good if you say it.

It was a WME endeavor agency.

Conan, I realized I almost made you sick because these Masonas in my drink have egg white foam.

And because yours doesn't have alcohol, I realized I can't put egg white in there.

I don't understand.

Is there a chemistry involved?

Yeah, you can get salmonella, but the alcohol kills the toxins in that.

But you don't have alcohol.

Maybe there's a a toxicity.

I wish you told me sooner.

But then I thought maybe I should.

I ate a box of egg whites I found by the 405 freeway.

Oh, fuck.

I just saw them and I quickly ate as much of them as I could.

Then I ran away and my pants fell down.

This is a good story.

You know what I love?

No alcohol in this drink.

And I'm sloshed.

Told you.

Sloshed out of my mind.

And I love you.

And Sona, I love you.

I love you guys.

Oh, I really love you guys.

That's nice.

Yeah.

I like drunk Conan.

I do.

Non-alcoholic drunk Conan.

Okay.

Can I borrow a little money, drunk Conan?

You bet.

Whatever you want.

I'll give you the check.

You fill it out.

Sona will sign it.

Can you buy me a car?

I already did.

No, you didn't, though.

You know, you didn't.

I did.

I bought you a car.

It was on television.

Look it up, everybody.

That car is

so terrible.

Also,

you messed up my car, my actual car.

It was messed up before.

No, you ripped out the sunglass holder, and then Chalemi, who was the field of the city.

Those are irreplaceable.

No, he came by and he's like, he was trying to fix the things that you messed up.

And I was like, is anyone going to fix the sunglass holder?

And he said,

no.

And then

it was just broken.

That's a great line producer right there that used to do that.

Listen, you're doing a lot of whining, complaining about a man.

Look at you.

You're getting well taken care of in this business.

You are.

I know.

You've done well.

When I met you, you couldn't read.

And now look at you.

Come on.

That's true.

No.

Yes.

You couldn't read.

Good one.

Here we go.

That improv class paid off big time.

Welcome to my ice cream shop.

No, you're the ice cream shop.

Your face is the ice cream.

I should do an improv class.

Yeah.

Right?

You know what would be funny?

I would love to see you doing improv wasted.

Yeah.

Because I bet that would be, that would combine.

I know that people have said that before, but you would be particularly entertaining.

Yeah.

I think so.

I think that it enhances.

I have a...

I'm going to say I have a joint in my pocket right now that I'm looking forward to partaking in later.

And I feel like when I do, I'm really, I'm on it.

Do you call it, when your kids walk in, do you say it's mama's medicine?

I actually, I do.

I'm like, I gotta go take, I don't actually tell them.

I call it, say it's attack.

I was like, I'm gonna go do, take my medicine.

And then I go to, in front of a church that's a block away from me.

What?

Because I know no one's in there.

Well, I live in like a...

It's a church that no one goes to.

That's a sad, that was the saddest sentence.

You smoking pot in front of a church nobody goes to.

Church nobody goes to hide from your children.

And presumably, someone comes in for like help from their clergyman, and there's just a woman in there smoking a joint.

Well, no, here's what happens: because it happens at night, and

they'll go to sleep, the boys go to sleep, tack is home, and I'll be like, I got to go take my medicine.

And I walk a block over to a church, and I sit in front of it, and I don't know.

You don't go inside.

That's not the church.

No, I don't go inside.

And I take my medicine.

The devil can't go into a church.

This is where we should have been in the first episode.

Leading with this episode.

This is why you guys shouldn't hold the alcohol from.

I, you know, I say go for it.

I do.

So

then what?

You come home, and suddenly you're cheech and chonged.

You're feeling good.

You walk in the door.

Oh, what's going on?

Are you in a different place?

Can the kids tell that mama's different now?

Yeah.

And then I'll watch.

No, the boys are sleeping.

They're sleeping.

They've never seen me.

You ductate tape them to the bed i was gonna say they've never seen me high right but i don't know if that's they may have taken i may have taken a little beep beep boop boop beep boop boop boop boop

but that was just a call phone on a 1980s telephone right why am i talking so whatever talk more about um the eating the egg whites off the 405 freeway big crate of egg whites fell off a truck they were in the sun for i think only six hours i was driving along the 405 i saw them i bashed open the crate and then some rats tried to get in in, and we fought over the egg whites.

And then I won.

I threw the rats as far as I could.

They hit the 10 freeway, and I wasn't even at the junction.

Thank you.

Good guy laughing over there, not getting paid enough.

And then I just ate as much of those hot egg whites as I could.

Sounds good.

I think they're a couple years old.

I think they're from the Obama administration.

And then I just ran down the street, my pants fell down.

That's the kind of story that people like.

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Well, Hershey's finally decided to sponsor Summer S'mores.

You know, this has been the long con.

We invented Summer S'mores to lure Hershey's.

This is all I've ever seen.

This is like the movie The Sting.

It's this really long con.

It's taken years to play out.

We don't disagree on s'mores.

The whole thing was staged just to get some attention.

And now old man Hershey has found himself in our snare.

Ha ha.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, they decided to sponsor Summer S'mores, but they left me out.

Matt and Sona got all this amazing merchant swag.

I got nothing because I'm anti-s'more.

Well, now I understand why my past comments on s'mores divided a nation, a nation which is rarely divided.

But Hershey's, I want you to know my beef is not with you.

I love chocolate.

I love your new Hershey caramel bar, I believe that a s'more could be just chocolate and graham cracker, no marshmallow needed.

I had the new Hershey's caramel.

It was great.

It was terrific.

Sona, what do you think?

How is the s'more with caramel?

Tell me what you think.

It's so good.

I mean, honestly, if anybody tries to give me a s'more without Hershey's chocolate, I just smack it out of their hand.

And the caramel just upped the game big time.

I saw your face light up.

That was my, I feel like tasting that was my purpose in life.

Try Hershey's milk chocolate with caramel today.

It's more, more.

Remember last year we played that game, Chubby Bunny, where we stuffed marshmallows in our face?

Yeah.

So it was suggested again that we play another game and we wait for the alcohol usually to do this.

Yep.

And we're you guys want to try again?

I'm lubed up.

Okay.

You have to put your cocktails down though.

Okay.

Okay, this is a game.

Yeah.

It's called Mind Meld.

And the way it works is Sona and I will start and on the count of three, we'll both clap our hands and say any word that comes to our mind.

Okay.

And then you got to turn to Conan and on the count of three, you guys clap and you both say a word, but based on what we just said, you have to try to say the same word.

And then you won't get it right away.

And then you turn to me.

What are you already looking off into the distance for?

I'm not sure I understand, but I will try to understand.

Okay.

So like, you and I will try it, and based on what we say, you might start to develop, like, there's a theme or something, or you can find a common word that links those two.

That's what you want to find.

Okay.

And then you will turn to me.

We'll count to three and try to do it.

And we'll keep going in a circle until two people say the same word.

Oh, that's fun.

Okay, I'm fascinated.

Who do you think is going to say the same word?

I think me and Cohn's.

You think?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Oh, no, it's because we've worked together for so long that sometimes you can.

Yeah, he's going to destroy this thing.

I know.

Okay.

I don't, I I honestly, we don't talk about these things beforehand because no effort goes into these shows.

No, there's really no professionalism.

All you have to do is listen to the two words that are said before your turn and try to think of a word that unites those two or is common between those two.

Okay.

Or try to predict where someone is heading.

I'll do what I can.

Okay, you're ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I'm so ready.

One, two, three, truck.

Chicken.

Okay, now go.

Chicken and truck, and you guys just don't think.

The whole thing is not to think.

Oh, so we say it on the clap.

Yeah, one, two, three, cutlets.

Taco.

What did you say?

I said taco.

Cutlet and taco.

One, two, three.

Burrito.

Burrow.

No, you wait.

I just wanted it to stop.

I just wanted it to stop.

No,

I didn't remember that I had to go so quickly.

I didn't think I would start so quickly.

Okay.

But I said cutlet because I thought of a chicken being crushed under a truck wheel and becoming a cutlet.

That's fine.

That's fine.

I didn't.

I thought about getting a taco from a truck that chicken.

I think whatever game we play, you're going to yell taco.

Yeah, I am.

I love that taco.

Okay, Sony, you're here.

Eisenhower, taco.

He said burrito.

Okay.

One, two, three.

Chase the dia.

Okay.

One, two, three.

Cookies.

What did you do?

What did you do?

What did you do?

You went, uh.

I couldn't think of a word.

Okay, so you start with me again.

Let's try it again.

You can't think.

One, two, three.

Beach.

I didn't hear what you said.

Beach and tree.

One, two, three.

Bomb!

What did you say?

Waves.

One, two, three.

Sand.

What'd you say?

Sing.

Sing and sand.

You and me.

One, two, three.

South Pacific.

What the?

What the hell?

It's a musical that takes place on the beach.

Yeah, in 1951.

Oh, my God.

South Pacific and Castle.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Moat!

Yes!

Yes!

I knew it!

I knew it!

Sona and I are twins.

Yeah.

Not separated at birth, separated maybe before birth.

Some kind of crazy operation.

That was really cool.

I mean, we are mind-melded.

You know that.

That was really cool.

I knew it.

I said it.

I said it.

I know.

I'm agreeing with you.

Yes.

Why do you act like this is a communist show trial and your life is in danger?

You make so much fun of me, but but you think like me.

Yes.

So, what does that say about you?

I hate myself.

You are like me.

I hate you.

That's good.

That's a simple formula.

Oh, that was cool.

That was cool.

That was great.

That's a fun game.

Yeah, play it with your friends.

That's great.

I love that game.

Now, Sona, I saw you upstairs playing some kind of 70s trivia game, but all the questions were crazily easy.

They were very easy.

And I mean, like insanely easy.

They were, oh, there they are.

So I was going through all the stuff that I had been, that people had donated to me after my house burned down in January.

And it was a lot of like clothes and stuff.

And, you know, really, really strong.

It's really nice that people did that.

And then somebody, I don't know who it was, gave me a 70s trivia game.

And it's all about like pop culture in the 70s.

And I'm like, if I know two guys who would like this game, it's Cohn's and Gorles.

But they're easy.

Well, I'm sure there are some that aren't.

You know what?

I'm going to do television because I think we did most of the movies and

girls got like all of them.

Which British punk band in 1976 generated huge controversy after swearing repeatedly on the Sex Pistols, yeah.

That is the punk band in 76.

Now you go a year or two later, you got your clash, but I mean, it's Sex Pistols.

Never mind the bollings.

I don't want to play with you.

On the Sonny and Cher show, what was the title of the song released in 1977?

I got you, babe.

It's the only song they have is: I Got You, Babe.

Which 1970s musical?

Oh, we used to formulate we were in a race to do this.

Is this a race?

I don't know.

You just seem to want to explain every question.

Yeah,

I want to ruin.

You know, the way when a bicycle's going along and the little girl riding it's having a lot of fun, if you ride alongside them and put a stick in the spokes,

little girls go flying.

Which 1970s musical sitcom has a theme tune called Come On, Get Happy, used for me.

Come on, get happy.

No.

Oh, monkeys.

No.

Do you want to stop for a second?

Come on, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

You're Starbucks.

Come on, get happy.

I'm not trying to race you.

I'm trying to get you

to know it, but I know.

That's a lie.

That is true.

On which ship featured in the title of a 1970s TV show would you find Lieutenant Starbuck?

Oh,

Bilstar Galactica.

Did you know that one?

I did, but I know who played Starbuck.

Who?

The guy who later was on the A-team.

That's right.

Okay.

Dirk Benedict.

So I guess he had no name.

Oh, there we go.

Benedict Dirk, if you're looking up in the phone book.

We're back to the game.

Who's a bigger dork?

Welcome to Dorkdom.

In the 1978 animated series, The New Fantastic Four, what is the character of Ben Grimm better known as?

The thing.

That doesn't even relate to a TV show.

It's a television show.

The Fantastic Four was a television show?

It's a cartoon, yeah.

I was just thinking of the comic book.

When did it become a TV show?

In the 70s.

I'm sober.

Tragically sober.

So you do know that one.

I know.

I didn't realize we were racing.

I don't like these racing games.

Which crime fighting show is home to the characters of Huggy Bear and Captain Harold Brown?

How much?

Okay.

And who played Huggy Bear?

Snoop.

Antonio Fargus.

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

He did.

In the movie.

In the movie, but in a TV show played by Antonio Fargus.

Yeah.

I didn't realize this was a race.

Oh, played by John Forsyth.

What was the name of the disembodied?

Okay.

Peter Falk provided his own wardrobe for Colombo's iconic outfit in the show of the same name.

What shabby item was he famous for wearing?

And the sound people used to get mad at him because it wasn't a soft jacket.

Okay, yeah, great.

Let's get some extra details from both of you for literally each answer.

Why are we arguing?

We're so much alike in this aspect that we mind meld and you two

dork meld.

Welcome to the Vulcan dork meld is not often talked about in Star Trek lore.

Do you guys want to keep it?

Two nerds go up and touch their glasses.

When the tape holding the glasses together touches, they dork meld.

I am your nerd, and I always will be.

This one's a British show.

In Faulty Towers, what kind of salad is an American guest famously unable to get the hotel kitchen to make?

Wait, what are you talking about?

I didn't even hear the question because Hugh and I were still doing the last bit.

In Faulty Towers, what kind of salad is an American guest famously unable to get the hotel kitchen?

That's wrong.

I just said it.

I don't know what they're talking about.

I don't know that one.

Waldorf salad.

Welcome to the dorkmouth.

You said that.

You can't say Waldorf salad in the same tone as in your face.

Waldorf salad, mic drop.

Suck it.

Insolata mista.

Bitch.

Capreze.

Capreze, motherfucker.

Peels out in a car, laughing.

Oh, Sonic Brothers just got me again.

Go ahead.

Of which TV show features the lyrics, Make a Hawk a Dove, Stop a War with Love.

You guys won't know this.

I'm going to just say MASH.

Making our dreams come true.

Making our dreams come true.

Okay, now you're not singing.

And we'll do it our way.

Our way, yes, our way.

Sometimes I'm sad inside and I do it.

That's just me thinking.

Sorry.

What is that?

That's Laverne and Shirley.

Oh, yeah.

I even knew that one.

But Hawk of Dove is not that, right?

No, but it says the show is Making Our Dreams Come True.

I don't know what show that is.

Oh, I don't know that show either.

Oh, so we managed to get sidetracked there.

Yeah.

You guys get sidetracked with every single one of these answers.

All right, let's do a couple more and then get out.

In 1970s TV, who is the fictional character of Diana Prince, better known as

Wonder Woman.

Did I get it?

You got it.

Yeah, you did.

A couple of months late, but which long-running show features characters that include Ruby Anderson, Joe Kelly, Leela Quartermain, and Gail Baldwin?

What the hell?

You guys won't know this one.

Unless your mom kept you home all day.

General Hospital.

Your bragging is so funny on this.

Unless your mother kept you home all day because you couldn't focus on your reading.

You weren't allowed at school.

Some of us were kept home all day because the medications to get us to focus didn't exist yet.

So take that.

Oh, my shit.

Oh my God.

All right,

I think we're going to wrap this up.

But Sony, you're a terrific game show host.

I think you're a very funny game show host.

And I think that's what you should be doing with your life.

Please have that be what you do with your life.

Oh, okay.

But no, I think you'd be very funny.

I think I would, I actually think I would crush it as a game show host.

But I just want to read questions.

And you know, the end of every game show would be, I want to thank the contestants.

We'll see you next time.

And you'd wander out of the studio.

We'd follow you.

You'd go to an empty church and smoke a doobie-joe.

Yo, doobie-doob.

You know, just alone as the camera panned up and it had the producers' names come by.

Yeah, and they'd have this drink, too.

Laba Dabba.

All right, that's it for today, and this has been a really fun episode.

And I think we learned what was missing in the other ones.

Alcohol.

Alcohol.

Next week,

you two are really going to go head to head on a game, and it's going to be quite an event.

And a real game.

Not some mind game, but a game that incorporates strategy, but also coordination, musculature.

You're right.

I hope long legs and a short torso.

You're right.

I shouldn't have played that game because what we're going to do next week is so respectful, athletic, and you really, really have to be at the top of your game to play cornhole.

Yeah.

I didn't think you were going to blow the surprise.

I just, usually you say, stick around and find out what happens.

And you just said,

hey, you should come see this movie.

Orson Welles is in it.

And by the way, Rosebud's the Sled.

You don't think they would have been a little disappointed if we built it up and it was Cornhole?

I love disappointing an audience.

I've built a career on it.

It's the same kind of stuff.

32 years, 32 years of disappointment.

Hey, I want to thank everyone that tuned in.

And, well, just let you know that you listened to it.

I know you love it, but we love making it.

So love always wins.

And I'm, again, sober.

That was a non-alcoholic content.

You better bring Dr.

Arroyo.

Dr.

Arroyo, you got to help me get out of here because I can't do it.

So, ladies and gentlemen, Dr.

Arroyo, it's right there.

You said this tastes like monkey piss, but it doesn't.

Amazing.

The only one of us here to sample it.

All right, we'll see you next time.

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