Having the #1 Adult Podcast, Favorite Guests & Craziest Thing That Happened On Episode | Ryan Pownall DSH #250

Okay, everyone just puts on like a costume.

All right, here we go.

Boom, boom.

And then I just walked through the house and it's just people fing in every room and I just saw guitar.

I was like, you guys want me to sing for you?

No way.

And I went and sat on the edge of the bed and I just started playing guitar.

Oh my god.

And I just started singing my dad's old tunes.

Five girls, three guys just going fam.

And I was just singing for them on the bed.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're back.

Digital social hour.

Got a legend in the building.

Got the host of Pillow Talk on the show.

Am I a legend?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

Ryan Pawnall, how's it going?

You said my name right.

You know what?

People are dyslexic.

What do they say?

Ponwall.

Ponwall.

The whole planet is dyslexic.

I have a list in my phone of new names

I want to change my name.

Yeah.

When I go overseas, people call me Sane.

Okay.

Yeah, Cian?

Cian, yeah.

Yeah.

Sian Miki Kali.

But anyways, man, what you been working on?

Whew.

Sin party.

I just.

I just saw that.

Yeah.

So, you know what?

Things are good right now.

Yeah.

but you know, whenever business life is good, personal life is in the shit.

Can we swear?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, you know, business is booming.

Personal life is shit, but business is booming.

And I find when my personal life is good, business is terrible.

You can't have both.

You don't think you can have both?

You can have both mid, but

you can't have, you know, the highs and the lows, both highs.

It's very rare to see someone pull off both, to be honest.

And then when you have both lows, you go, you got to go check in on that guy.

That's depression.

That's tough times.

Yeah.

The business is booming.

Nice.

Yeah, so Pillow Talk is going amazing.

Yeah, I see it every day, man.

Thank you, bro.

I see your shit every day.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, we get it.

Yeah, the short form clips, man.

We get it.

Yeah.

Now with Pillow Talk, are you monetized?

Because it's kind of edgy content?

No, I don't make any money at all.

So no money off the views?

Yeah, nothing.

So you're getting millions of views.

Yeah, yeah.

We're doing 250 million views a month right now.

Holy c.

I make no money at all.

270 million last month.

Damn.

And I get nothing.

Nothing on YouTube or TikTok?

Yeah, because I'm Canadian.

So Zuck doesn't like the Canadians.

You know, what's your beef, Zuck?

Like, we're sister countries here.

Yeah.

He doesn't give me a cent.

You have to be American to get the reels.

Facebook, now Canadians can get the money.

So I'm supposed to get some money from that soon.

Hopefully, I don't know if the moms are going to like my content.

Probably not.

So there we go.

Snapchat, I don't understand.

People are on Snapchat.

I don't understand it.

You have to post like 100 photos a day.

See, I don't understand that.

I work.

How do people have time to post 100 stories a day?

I mean, Dobert's making a mill a month, I heard.

Good for him.

But yeah, I can't do 100 selfies a day.

That's 30,000 posts a day or 3,000.

I'm bad enough.

But, you know, I work.

I work really hard.

People don't think I do because I'm a jokester.

But your boy's at the laptop on Adderall all day, just going, you know, I barely.

I barely hang out with friends.

Yeah.

I'm a work guy.

When the f ⁇ am I supposed to snap all these snaps?

Yeah.

No, that's a good point, man.

People don't see the work behind the scenes of a podcaster.

It's nuts.

And that's why everyone's starting them.

They don't, you know, 99% don't get to episode 10.

I heard that.

Yeah.

And then of those 10, 99% don't get to episode, I think it's 25.

Wow.

So it's like one in a thousand make it to 25 episodes.

That's crazy.

So everyone's starting them, they don't know it costs so much money.

It does.

I put in over six figures.

Me too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's

and then they don't know it takes about,

if you're going to do the whole thing 25 hours for one episode.

If you're going to hire someone, still probably 10 at least, bare minimum 10.

Yeah.

Enjoy.

Enjoy your little podcast with your friends.

It's miserable.

No, you got to treat it like a full-time thing if you're going to go into it.

And everyone thinks you're going to hit views right away because no one gives a shit for the long form.

Like you got to be lucky to win over long form.

It takes about a year.

Dude, I just had my first long form get over 100k views on YouTube.

It's so hard.

It took eight months, I think.

Right.

Good for you.

It's so hard.

It is.

It's hard.

Because look, everyone watches, people think podcasts, people are just going to tune in because everyone has the spotlight effect.

People care about me, you know?

We listen.

Everyone has their like one or two.

they'll go long form.

They'll usually do like a Joe Rogan and then their like little personal one.

Yeah.

Something like that.

You're going to come out of the gates and people are going to be like, let me just listen to an hour of their first one.

It doesn't happen.

Your mom, your dad, your cousin, and your ex are going to watch it.

So good luck out there.

Absolutely.

It's tough.

What was that breakthrough moment for Pillow Talk where you just overnight it seemed like things were clicking?

It was Mia Malkova.

Shout out to Mia Malkova.

So she's my favorite of all time.

And I was doing this comedy sex podcast.

And it was doing okay, like 2K views maybe on long form.

And I thought that was good.

It's actually not bad.

You know, it's actually in the top 1%.

Oh, if you get 2K, it's top 1%.

If you do 3K, including downloads.

Interesting.

That's top 1% in the world.

Wow.

Yeah.

So, you know, that's a win.

Yeah.

So anyone listening and you're down in the gutter getting like 2.5, you're yeah, you're top.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

So, and then Mia Malkova, she says, you know, I get a FaceTime from this gay guy and he says, hey, can you get my friend's TikTok back?

I used to be able to recover accounts.

Yeah.

And, but I don't do it anymore, anymore, Zucky Boy.

And then, yeah, can you get my friend's TikTok back?

I'm like, yeah, okay.

It puts her on FaceTime.

It's my girl, Mia Makova.

Yeah.

My dream.

My love.

I was like, oh, oh, oh.

I'm like, you know, I've

to her 6,052 times.

Damn.

Yeah, and counting and counting.

I'm like, oh my God, it's you.

I said, Mia, I have a sex podcast.

If you do my show, I'll get your TikTok back for free.

Genius.

She did it.

She went out of the woods and just promoted out of it.

Four collab posts, posted it on her own TikTok.

Boom.

That was that's how we started.

Wow.

Is she like top 10?

Yeah.

I don't even watch it, so I don't know the rest of it.

You don't watch no, I cut it out two years ago.

What do you do?

I don't drink

to it.

No, I do, but not like a lot.

Come on.

Yeah.

You go imagination?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Took a while.

You're what?

You're going to prison soon or something?

No, it took a while because I used to not be able to do imagination.

Yeah, no, I can't.

In my teen years, because I was watching a lot of back then.

That's why I got Adriana Lima tattooed on my hand.

I'm a lefty.

I just look over here.

Boom, boom, boom.

Smart.

You know, if I get in a fist fight, I f my hands.

I got her on the shouldy.

Wow.

Boom.

What's up, baby?

What's up, baby?

And I just do it like that.

You use your left hand?

Yeah, I'm a lefty.

You don't switch it?

Not much.

Actually, I have a new brand deal with a pocket p I've been using.

And it's...

Feels good.

How do those feel like?

I've never used one.

Technology is booming.

You know, it's not just AI that's going like this.

pocket game is getting elite interesting it feels like

the new one i have now it vibrates and it shakes and it heats up actually and i'm like and then i put my vr goggles on and i smoke a little

and i really believe that i'm having sex and i i as soon as i i i look at myself in the mirror and i say you are a disgusting piece of

there is that feeling of guilt sometimes oh my god so i i i quit all that too yeah so now i'm back to just

like normal.

Old-fashioned way.

I used to have an auto blow when I was 19.

What's that?

It's an auto machine.

Oh my God.

You sicko.

Yeah.

You never seen those?

The kids are walking by.

I have.

Yeah.

The Susie sucker.

I almost bought it.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

You're a legend.

Oh, no wonder you had to quit.

Okay.

Yeah.

It's probably borderline.

I wouldn't say addicted, but if you're doing it almost every day, it's pretty.

Pretty bad, right?

Yeah.

What about sex?

Are you having sex?

Yeah.

I have a girlfriend.

Beyonce now, actually.

My man.

Yeah, six years in.

Sex is good.

Yeah.

How often are you having sex?

I do a lot of Adderall.

Okay.

And I can't get my dard on Adderall.

Really?

Yeah.

So I go Adderall Mondays, Adderall Wednesdays.

I OD on it.

Why do you like Adderall so much?

I need to work.

It's like limitless.

I take 40 milligrams and I just

change my life.

Really?

I look at like on Tuesdays when I don't do it.

I look at like, wow, superhero Adderall Ryan was on fire yesterday.

You were working on that too, you sicko?

That's how it is.

And it's like a pretty bad addiction.

I go Monday, sicko.

Tuesday, I get like a really bad hangover and I'm kind of like depressed the next day from it.

Worth it, though.

Wednesday, I'll do 20 milligrams and then I like catch up.

Thursday,

it's like a big workout day.

And then Friday, I don't do it.

But Monday, Wednesdays are when I take over the world.

Interesting.

It's my superhero form, but my d ⁇ doesn't work on Adderall.

That's the trade-off.

Yeah.

And, you know, you get a really pretty girl on Adderall day being like, come over.

You're like, I can come.

Does it last the whole day?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

You're

without it.

Have you tried micro-dosing?

Yeah, but not as strong.

No, I need the Addis.

I buy Vance.

I'll take anything, Concerta, Ritalin.

It's bad, but it works.

Yeah.

It's like, it changed my life.

I would not be doing my thing.

You're just locked in.

It's bad, but I need it.

Yeah.

It's a bad addition.

I saw on your LinkedIn.

Did you used to own a nightclub in Canada?

Oh, do I still have a LinkedIn?

I did some research.

Oh, man.

Yeah, yeah, I did.

I did the nightclub scene for 12 years.

So I did, I've probably been a partner in like four or five of them.

I had a festival called Palooza.

That was my own.

Very proud of it.

You had your own music festival?

Well, it's actually the world's largest beer pong tournament.

Oh, sick.

Yeah.

And I'm in the Guinness World Records, actually.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

That's dope.

For hosting the World Records.

That's my childhood goals, man.

Really?

To get in that book?

Hell yeah.

Just do something dumb, like eating the most crackers or something.

Yeah, there's so many obscure things.

yeah that was my baby and before that's what i was doing i was just nightclub promoter in toronto i was a partner in a club ultraviolet i was a partner in two clubs in ottawa i had palooza festival i was gonna take it on tour across canada and now actually i'm helping the nelk boys they're gonna do it for for full send that's dope yeah so i'm helping them through it on how i did it and it fits their brand perfectly yeah so we're working on that that's really cool but that was my my proudest thing i was gonna tour palooza across canada i was just a degenerate but you know what i i was an alcoholic pretty much dysfunctioning and i was just you know everyone wanted the rhyme party show every night right and i would go out and i would do 40 ounces and

you drank 40 ounces like at least 20 up to 60 every six yeah six nights a week tequila or vodka

oh and i did that i never did never did

so you know all my friends would party tool and i try to keep up but i just drink yeah and i i was bad so then hit

Club shut down and it was like, holy shit, what am I going to do?

And that's kind of when I started doing like posting funny videos.

And I started the podcast.

And that changed my life.

So now 2023, I haven't been to a nightclub all year.

Damn.

Yeah.

And I've been drunk maybe three times.

You're retired from the nightclub.

Yeah.

And people are like, let's go out.

Let's go out.

It's a last fing one.

I don't like going out, dude.

But imagine 12 years of doing it like five, six nights a week of getting blackout.

You know, I got really fur.

Like your skin looks decent.

I'm better now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Most people look like they're, they aged 20 years in the nightlife industry.

I did.

You know, I was, I was 80 pounds, 65 pounds heavier.

Damn.

Yeah.

yeah and i was just a drunk mass idiot and now my life's good i just you know i i don't drink really i i i barely drink i don't go to clubs i don't party i don't even go to like parties i i just work only because you're in la right there's a lot of parties yeah but i don't even go yeah i just work and i People think I'm a degenerate because they know me from before.

Your boy changed it up.

You're grinding.

I love that.

I'm out here in Vegas and I don't even go to the clubs.

And we're known for our clubs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like.

We're going out tonight.

Tonight I'm actually going to break the street.

Where are you going?

We're going to do Dre's and Excess.

Ooh, Drey's is Ratchet.

I'm going with Ratchet friends.

Nara Ford.

Okay.

Yeah.

So she says to me, you know, I only f white guys if it's for money.

Wow.

Loves her black guys.

Let's go to Dre's.

All right.

Yeah, sounds like we're going to rally all the little Vegas crew.

There's a lot of them out here, man.

Yeah.

Something about Vegas.

They like chilling here.

Our crew tonight is good.

Phoenix Marie, it's because they don't pay taxes and because they used to be able to f here during it was the first state open.

That's why they don't open it.

Interesting.

Yeah, I know a lot of out here.

Nicola Shay's out here.

Yeah, we just had her on last week.

Yeah, Danny Banks.

Yeah.

So you're around all these girls.

What's the most you've seen one make?

You don't have to name them, but like, okay, well, otherwise, I'll tell you, you won't believe this.

It's, it's a, I had these little people on.

Little people is, we can't say the M-word.

Do not say the M word.

Censored?

M-word is like the N-word for little people.

Really?

Yes.

Oh, wow.

It's like the R-word for mentally handy.

It was normal growing up to say it, though.

i know but so was the f word for gay people right you know now you listen to mm song you're like holy

relax slim yeah so uh this little person erica is her name and she makes

it's it's it's banana sandwich yeah it's

it's over seven figures a month what yeah it's a month just on

and then she's got other she makes money on all the other platforms geez but she's like multi multi multi multi-millionaire and it's she just i think she just shows her i don't think she even shows her her hoo-ha wow yeah and you know what it is though it's kind of like a fetish yeah and can you guess which one

no

starts with a p starts with a p p

oh yeah so it's all those sickos so i guess it's their kind of like guilty pleasure oh because they think she's young she looks young and it's legal

it makes me vomit to talk about but yeah

yeah so those sickos they do that as like a,

they think guilt-free pleasure.

Right.

That's gross.

I want to puke thinking about it, but she's capitalized.

So she's got to be like top five at least if she's making absolutely.

Yeah.

Then you got Sky Bree, Riley Reid,

Angela White,

and oh, you know who the most isn't in the world?

It's Bad Baby, their girlfriend, Dr.

Fire.

I heard about that.

Crazy.

How much did she bring in?

Like 50?

She doesn't even show her n.

Just

sexy picks.

And yeah, I think she's, she's doing over,

I think, over 2 million a month.

Holy

and she just does sexy pics.

And that's the sickos again.

Yeah.

Because everyone waited till she was 18 when she,

right?

So it's all the it's the sickos.

Shame on you.

Could you date a girl that did?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My ex, I told her to do it.

Oh, yeah.

But I told her, you know, do it implied.

You know, don't, don't, don't know.

Why the f ⁇ not?

If you're posting bikini pictures on Instagram and you're just, and you're not showing anything more on

and you can make thousands thousands of dollars hundreds of thousands of dollars then do it.

Why not?

And yeah, that makes sense.

I meant nude, but yeah, that that style makes sense.

Okay, nude.

So, so there's you know, there's degrees to everything.

There's like the

yeah, there's the mainstream that do like browsers and fixed in and all that.

Becom the route right now.

It's kind of like the gateway.

You know, you get in, you show a and you're like, I got 30k this month.

Yeah.

What if I start maybe just, you know, show my,

oh, I made 50K.

They get addicted to the money.

Yeah.

And then they kind of start,

you know, maybe they'll do a POV, but they'll just send it out and I'll post it on the wall.

Oh my God, I just made 100 grand off that.

Yeah.

I do not want to work at Starbucks.

You know what I mean?

And then it kind of goes up.

So it

does gateway girls to yeah.

And a lot of them do end up going mainstream.

They're like, f ⁇ .

If I do a scene for browsers that goes on and it gets 100 million views,

100 million views, people to me, they're going to go to my own sub for the exclusive shit.

So they get addicted to the money, they stop giving a f ⁇ and they get, they become millionaires.

Yeah.

Yeah, where I could date on the spectrum is everywhere.

I could date a mainstream.

I just don't, like, for me, it's just, you know,

a girl's loyal to me in the sense of whatever we agree the loyalty is.

Right.

You feel me?

So I could date a I've been on that's.

I was on one yesterday.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's, I have a deal with Bang and a deal with browsers.

So I go on their, I do comedy content.

So you were on it?

Yeah, but I don't f on it.

I do comedy content.

So it's like behind the scenes, I'm with a camera guy and I f with them or, you know, I do commentary.

Oh, okay.

And then at the end with a

kind of like Joe Rogan, I walk in.

I'm like, so how is that?

You know?

Wow.

But I've seen it.

And now that I've been on all these,

I just see how it is.

It's, it's on my life.

It's just not

like it's, it's work.

It's business.

It really is.

Like, they show up.

It's very professional.

Everyone's very nice.

It's a good vibe on set.

Everyone's happy to be there.

You know, and then, okay, ready to film?

All right.

And then, okay, change the scene.

All right, change scene.

All right, pop.

All right, great.

Okay, that was good.

You know, waters.

All right.

Get home.

See you guys.

Wow.

That's it.

And it's like, oh, that's really not cheat.

Like, I would feel way sicker knowing that my girlfriend is like cuddling watching Netflix with a guy.

Right.

Or like sending him memes would break my heart.

But if she's

on a set, go have fun, baby.

So you wouldn't consider that cheating at all?

No, because we're all, we talked about it.

Right.

You know, okay, go have fun.

Yeah.

I would maybe get a little insecure if she did see me with like Dred, who's like 14 inches.

Yeah.

Then she'd come home and I'd be like, just wouldn't feel like a man.

Yeah.

But yeah, I could definitely date a

was that the guy that f ⁇ ed Lena?

Yeah, he's going.

No, that was Jason Love.

Oh, okay.

Also hung like a camel.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But if we can talk about it, yeah, go do your thing, baby.

And then usually what

do is they feel a little bit guilty that they're taking other

and they'll like, you know, either they'll let the guy go do his thing or they'll like go swing together or very common, they'll bring girls in for threesomes.

And that's pretty cool.

Yeah.

It's like, okay, go work.

And then tonight we can this beautiful girl.

That's what happens to Adam.

That's what happens to Adam.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Yeah, he's got a good lifestyle.

I mean, he got a lot of hate, but I have no hate for Adam at all.

Yeah.

Respect the guy.

He's a smart, smart cookie.

Yeah.

I mean, they probably made a ton of money off it.

She told me, I saw Lena last week, and she told me how much.

And it's...

Was it something crazy?

Here, I'll put it this way.

It's more than the little person made

makes a month.

Yeah, on that one video.

Holy so you're running that back.

Do you plan to ever branch off from the adult girls into other categories?

Yeah.

So I do, for sure.

You know, I definitely don't want to just be the guy.

Right.

Which is, you know, right now, everyone's labeling me as like the Ryan Seacress of f ⁇ ing.

Yeah.

Which is awesome.

And I do love the industry.

I really do.

And I love the girls and i love the guys and i love the people behind the scenes people don't understand that this is the nicest industry in the world it's the realest really yeah people are so fake you know it's a bad rep it does but these these girls they don't give a

they're they're not clout chasing at all you know they're more famous than the celebrities that hit them up anyways they don't give a and and

it's all out there on the internet you know they have nothing to hide so they're just cool ass people and everyone in the industry is just cool ass people and they know you know if you're in it and they take you in then everyone's everyone's just so next to each other i really love the industry but i you know i i do want to do other with my with my comedic yeah uh you know entertainment route so do you ever want to go on like stages perform comedy shows and stuff actually yeah in two weeks i'm i'm i'm doing my first i'm hosting at the comedy stuff oh nice yeah and i'm really never i haven't told anyone this is the first you're the first person i've told wow i'm honored i don't want anyone to know because it's my first time yeah but i yeah i'm gonna be doing stand-up oh

takes a lot of balls to do stand-up man dude it's hard to write jokes because I'm good on the fly.

Right.

But to like sit down and be like, okay, what's funny is hard.

You know, I do it while I'm pooping.

I'm always like, hey, poop stand-up jokes.

And I'm like,

what do I say?

Yeah, you got to constantly have new ones, too.

I respect stand-up, man.

Yeah.

I like how Schultz does his.

He seems like he kind of wings it.

He just gets up there.

I think that's what I'm going to do.

Yeah.

Because I don't know, man.

Writing jokes is weird.

You don't prep jokes, right?

No, because you think it sounds good when you're writing it and then you say it.

Yeah.

It's better to just crack jokes.

Yeah, just make fun of people in the audience.

Yeah.

I'm going to be starting a second podcast also.

Oh, yeah.

Which is less.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm doing that soon.

What's that one called?

Okay.

It's a little.

You know what?

I don't want anyone to steal the idea.

Okay.

This won't air for a while, but yeah.

Okay.

Maybe bleep it.

Okay.

Okay.

It's called.

I say it's not,

but it's educational.

It's instructional.

So it's going to be me and a veteran, and it's not cracking jokes.

We're going to bring in like sex coaches and dating

and erectile dysfunction coaches.

We're going to do like a whole episode on a whole episode on how to pick up girls.

Wow.

You know what I mean?

Every episode is a whole new educational, instructional thing.

Right.

No one's doing it.

I can't believe it.

That people are going to watch.

So it's for dude, you know, how dudes can improve in the bedroom.

Andrew Tate-ish for

sex.

Yeah.

Doesn't exist.

So that's a niche and I'm going to be doing that.

Oh, that's cool.

Cause if you think about it, no one teaches you how to have sex.

Right.

And my clips where girls are like, this is how you need to eat

always go viral.

Yeah.

Or this is how you should kiss or this is how you should DM.

Like all those like, guys are always like, oh, okay.

One of the goats is teaching me.

I got to listen.

Oh, you put your tongue on the

got it.

Didn't know.

Who are some of your dream interviews?

Well, Mr.

Johnny Sins will not do the show because he doesn't like podcasts.

And it breaks me heart.

But would love to have Johnny.

But I would like to get into the celebrity.

So I always have a

and a celebrity co-host.

So now I always, you know, the,

I'm good with them.

And, you know,

they're always down to come on and it's good vibes.

But now I want to up my co-host game.

So getting bigger celebrities doing that.

And that's what we've been doing.

Yeah.

So I'm excited.

Like we just had Whitney Cummings co-host three episodes.

Nice.

You know, s like that.

You know, people that Burt Kreischer is doing it next week with me.

Okay.

You know, people that I look up to and respect, the Nelk Boys are going to be jumping on.

Hell yeah.

Yeah.

So I want to up my co-host game, but I always want to have the guests.

Because I've done it that I do a pillow talk with a non-p ⁇ and it's just kind of weird.

Yeah.

You know, I did like Gene Simmons from Kiss, and it was just like, he was like, he didn't know what to say.

Yeah.

I was like, he's like, I'm 71, bro.

What are you asking me?

So I want to up that.

And yeah, but I always love the and people say, what do you, what are you going to do when you run out?

There's no running out.

There's no.

There's thousands of, right?

Yeah.

There's no running out.

If you have a rap podcast, you're going to have to do raptors eventually.

Right.

But, you know, if you have an actor podcast, once you get through, but

dude, there's 10,000 fucking.

And people are up and coming too.

Always all the time.

Yeah.

So I'm good for that.

You know, I can go big veteran, up and coming, pretty rookie, big veteran, whatever, mid, doesn't matter.

And whenever I have like a smaller guest, I'll just get a bigger co-host.

And that's kind of how I mix the match it.

How do you prepare for your guests?

Are you watching their videos?

You studying their techniques?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Actually, of course.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

so i i do guest research respect on doing it people that don't are lazy yeah takes an hour okay uh yes and you know i watch their

but you know i i i'm a guy yeah so i i we i kind of handpick the guests and people you know as you probably have too people are always like smaller people you know what i what i face sean mike kelly is people saying like hey i want to come on the show and then you say you know you're like ah don't really like you know people that are like smaller guests you don't think it would be a good good show, whatever, or you don't think it'll pop.

You're like, ah, okay, yeah, sure, maybe, you know.

Then they start to talk you all over LA.

Ryan Paulo, he didn't have me on the podcast.

That's such an LA thing.

What the?

I need to have you on because you said so.

It's my show.

Yeah.

I get to, I pick my guest.

Yeah.

But now there's this divide.

I go to these parties.

Like, I went to the Brazzer Summer Social a month ago.

And half of them are like, hey, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

And half of them are giving me dirty looks.

They're like, that guy.

What did I do?

But it's all because, oh, he didn't have me on the show.

What?

So I don't know what to do.

It's awkward.

So now I have a talent booker and I send them to the talent booker.

He plays bad cop, but then they still talk me like, hey, he hasn't gone back to me.

What the f ⁇ is going on?

Yeah.

I'm like, listen,

you're not going to,

I'm booked.

I'm booked till December.

I don't know what to say.

What can I say?

Because it's awkward.

Yeah, I'm kind of dealing with that, but not on an LA level.

it because la is like uh it's like they you know someone that used to like support you right and comment on your like you're ask you to come on you say like oh yeah maybe and then they stop supporting you right guy yeah it's weird people are so entitled i've never asked anyone to go do a show and then they say no i boycott them like joe rogan yeah joe said no i'd be like i'd be upset but i wouldn't take it out on everyone it's yeah it's man's game yeah that's that's a big issue i deal with damn yeah so stop hating me bro we gotta figure out the fix for that one have you ever been to a uh sex party yeah what are those like those are really

those are crazier than i thought yeah

i hear about them yeah in vegas yeah they're they're those are crazier than i thought yeah yeah because i i you know i'm not a big like cranky sex guy i'm pretty vanilla and i think that's why the show does well because i'm always learning about the craziness but i'm not in it right so people think i'm a case i get pegged in the or something i don't don't.

But I did go to a sex party.

I went to Kazumi's of, she had like a Thanksgiving thing at her house.

Yeah.

And she's like, yeah, so, you know, we're going to eat from 8 to 10.

And then 10 to 12, everyone.

Oh, okay.

So, you know, I was having my turkey, you know,

gravy.

And then, oh, guys, it's 10 o'clock.

She says, okay, everyone just puts on like a costume.

All right.

Here we go.

Boom, boom.

And then I just walk through the house.

And it's just people fing in every room.

And then girls are like, you want me to join this, that?

And at one point, there's this bedroom in the back, and they were having a

and I just saw guitar, and I was like, Do you guys want me to sing for you?

No way.

And I went and sat on the edge of the bed, and I just started playing guitar.

Oh, my God.

And I just started singing my dad's old tunes, you know.

It's playing run around Sue.

And then there's eight guys, eight, there's like five girls, three guys just going ham.

Damn.

And I was just singing for them on the bed.

You didn't partake in any of the activities?

No.

Not your vibe?

No.

I'm pretty vanilla.

Pretty vanilla.

But you have three ways you said, right?

No, not, not, no,

you don't?

Not often.

Okay.

I've had like some.

That's more than most people I'd say.

I'll tell you this.

I had way more sex as a nightclub promoter than I did as like an LA

podcast guy.

So is it easier in Canada or is it just...

Yeah.

It is?

Okay, so Toronto is...

is our city, right?

You guys have so many f ⁇ ing cities in the U.S., you know, where like the cool or the hot or the rich go to, and it's all spread out, kind of.

You know, there's like five main ones, but in Canada, canada we kind of just have toronto right and if you're rich hot cool or driven or smart in canada 90 move to toronto so one city and then in toronto there's kind of just like one street that everyone lives off called king street and everyone from a whole country moves onto that one street hot smart successful driven right and for girls pretty much just hot so if you're good looking from anywhere in canada you pretty much move to king street most most like a lot yeah yeah not saying the whole world the whole country but most and on that street there's just

5 000 tens damn and people celebrities say it all the time on shows like toronto has the hottest girls toronto has the hottest girls but there's not a lot of dudes so the easiest place to like a 10 is in toronto like the bus boy working at the whatever kind of cool bar he's tens every night that's crazy because he just it's

they're all over yeah i got to la i was like from toronto and i was like okay going to the city of dreams you know angels la girls it's gonna be the most beautiful girls in the world.

Disappointed, bro.

I can't.

I'm like, what?

This is it?

Let me go back to Canada.

Toronto has the hottest girls and they're cool and they're not, you know.

Crazy.

Yeah.

Status-driven, right?

Less.

Right.

So the best, yeah, exactly.

Status-driven.

We only have like Drake in the weekend, and they're in L.A.

Yeah.

You know, Beebs is in L.A.

So, yeah, Toronto, best girls ever.

And I miss it.

I miss it really.

That's interesting because here in America, people say LA girls are pretty up there.

Yeah, that's what they say.

Yeah.

But they have no idea.

Yeah, we got to get out to Toronto, guys.

I don't know.

LA girls are beautiful, but their mentalities are just different.

And that to me is, it offsets the beautiness, right?

I can't believe the.

I don't think I'll date a girl in LA.

I don't blame you.

Like, I cannot.

It's f over there, man.

The way they think, the way their days are planned, it's just different than...

No one would even understand it.

If Netflix did a documentary on LA girls, they wouldn't believe what the f ⁇ is really going going on.

I feel like they treat men as stepping stones, like levels almost.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

It's a weird place.

Yeah.

Don't do not trust them.

Do not love them.

But have your fun.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Have fun, but be safe.

Yeah.

Cause it's, it's a, it's a dangerous f out there.

Ryan, it's been fun, man.

Anything you want to close off with or promote?

Great show.

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And we're building it.

We're growing it.

That's it, baby.

Sean Mike Kelly, you are an awesome host, man.

Thanks, man.

You're really good.

Means a lot coming from another podcast host.

Thank you, bro.

Yeah, thanks for coming on.

Thanks for watching, guys.

Peace.