Behind the Chair: Candid Conversations with Kara Fades | Digital Social Hour #2

All right, here we are on the digital social hour.

Today I have with me a special guest, Kara Fades.

Hi, guys.

Along with my co-host, Ari Gold.

What's going on, everybody?

How are we doing, everyone?

Good.

We also have Matt here.

Hey, how are you?

Matt, do you have an Instagram?

You got anything?

No.

No?

Oh, just Matt.

Okay.

Just Matt.

Just Matt.

So, Kara, how are we doing today?

I'm good.

I'm ready to shave his face.

How did you get into this?

Well, I've been cutting hair for eight years and I blew up on TikTok for it, for sitting on somebody and then I just like realized like there's a market for it.

This is the bag right here.

Do you charge extra?

Do you charge extra for the whole

setup?

Okay, okay.

Are we talking like a 30%?

Oh,

wait, starting?

Like for a haircut, 125, and then like after the haircut, I'll sit on you and like massage your hands and your, you know.

Just for $125?

Yeah, just VIP piece.

You always charge more.

I mean, I'm just saying, I pay $100 for a haircut, and

I ain't getting shit.

I'm just getting a fucking haircut.

I'll charge you $200 then.

Yeah.

I mean, maybe not me.

I'm Jewish, so I'm cheap.

I don't know if I can afford that, but I will say this.

Definitely, you could be scaling that at a different price range.

I'm for certain.

You know, charge extra for the massage and all that.

Well, now that I'm in Las Vegas, I feel like it's different.

Like, people in LA would obviously pay more, but Las Vegas is, they're cheaper.

I feel like that's backwards, no?

No.

No?

Are we no?

Am I?

Depends how drunk they are.

I don't know.

I mean, it also depends on, you know, where you're doing this at.

I feel like

you probably get yelled at if you're poaching at, like, the casinos, you know.

No, I do it on my house.

Oh, they come to her.

Oh, shit.

So you you just like, all right, come over to my crib.

I'll come.

I'll I'll.

Oh, it's like a gated community.

It's nice.

Like, okay, okay.

It's like special.

Why'd you come to Vegas from LA?

I just thought that it would do better here because like, you know, there's strippers here.

Like, I don't know.

I didn't really find find a, I didn't think I would, like, fit in LA.

But honestly, I have like way more clientele in LA.

Okay.

Yeah, I saw you did Aiden Ross.

How did that collab happen?

That was cool.

How did you two get in touch with each other?

He hit me up.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Sliding the DMs.

Wow.

He let me shave his private area.

Oh, oh.

He wouldn't.

He wouldn't.

Yeah, he did.

But he wouldn't let me film it.

Do we have to edit the 125?

No, he didn't even pay me.

Whoa.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

And he said that he pays his barber 3K.

Whoa.

He pays his barber 3K.

So hold on.

Let me get this straight.

You sat on him, shaved him up, shaved his primary.

I shaved his chest, his

primate barber.

His manhood.

Hold on, did you shave it?

Did you wax it?

I shaved it.

Oh, so you were gentle with it?

You were like...

Yeah, I have to shoot it.

Did you scissor or did you trim?

I trimmed it.

yeah I just trimmed it

normally I do like hot steam hot towel what happens when you nick it it hurts I accidentally nicked something

he was like fine he paid me

okay Matt I am praying for you it was an accident no it was an accident good luck Matt you want to get your

child downstairs geez oh my god okay no it feels good it's like all right so

how do we start this up and Sean fire away some questions because I'm curious about it.

Yeah, let's get the water going and are you steam him?

Yeah, I steam him.

Fuck me.

My barber is not competing with you

at all.

Oh man.

I won't even name his name because now I just feel like a dick.

I got you.

Get your space.

Technical difficulties, they say.

Sean,

how did you guys get in contact?

I DM'd her.

I slid slid in.

So you pulled Aiden Ross.

No, I don't think that's true.

Did I?

Or did you?

I think Sean, the other Sean, introduced me.

Okay.

I don't know.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Let's go with that.

Okay, that sounds better for the reputation.

Right.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

I like it.

Keep a PG.

Wink wink.

Who are some other cool people you've done?

Um

do knows world

knows world do know is that his name?

He's like the Mexican guy that's really funny.

Like I think he does no jumper okay nice do you know what i'm talking he's like if i saw him

yeah i feel like you everyone does um and then daddy logneck

i thought i was gonna like crush him but he was like

i've had bigger girls sitting on these i believe that i 1000 believe that daddy log daddy longneck just looks like one of those freaks that like goes to magic city in atlanta he's so tiny though like a bunch of daddies all over him you know yeah he looks like skin and bones right yeah but they love

all the guys skin and bones love thick women i don't know what it is, man.

Yep, there's a shout out to that ass.

There we go.

Yeah.

Who's your dream client?

You, um...

Me?

No.

Damn, that's shifting gears.

It'd be cool to do Dana White.

He doesn't have fucking hair.

I know.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Shake that white balls.

I could straight razor his head.

Nah, baby.

You just want to massage that little shiny dome of his, don't you?

She's out here trying to get that bag.

He's on timeout for a while, I think.

You can't cancel somebody that big.

It doesn't happen.

It's a timeout.

It's a cancel.

Handbook going, you know, cancel timeout, same thing.

All right, so while this is steaming up, I want to know,

where do you see this expanding?

Like, obviously, you're going to have a business plan for this, and you're going to hire up a bunch of baddies and just have a little army of girls sitting on people, like sports clips.

I want to do happy endings.

Or I don't want to do happy endings, but like I want the girls to do happy endings, like legally, because I think you can do do that in Nevada.

In certain parts of Nevada.

Can somebody look this up, please?

I'd like

to say that.

Somebody would please fact-check this.

ASAP.

I think you might have the next clip.

You might have the next sports clips on your hands.

I'm just saying, you could probably sell to them.

And massages.

What do you call it?

Happy clips?

No.

I don't know.

Probably just Carrot Space.

Topogs.

How about Top-Offs?

Carrotspace.

Okay.

Top-offs is fire.

You're nuts if you're not going to go with that.

I'll give you that for free.

Are you going to invest in it?

Why'd you look me up and down like a piece of candy?

Is I just think, you're going to throw money in it?

No?

Shut the fuck up then.

All right.

Tell me shit.

Matt, what's happening to your head right now?

How you feeling?

You scared?

Interesting experience.

Not scared.

Except for that nitpart.

I mean, it's just kind of a little.

You look a little nervous.

Are you sustaining under the pressure?

I am, yeah.

Okay.

So everything's common.

Is everything common cool under there?

No.

No?

Okay.

All right.

That's what I thought.

That's normal size.

That's that's oh, he's trying to stuff.

He's trying to stuff a roll of pennies down your leg, huh?

All right, that's fine.

It's okay.

It's just his boyhood, manhood, thinghood.

How do you deal with clients, girlfriends, or wives?

Do they care?

Great girlfriends.

I've never had a problem.

Like, some are like, oh, I want to like, I want to schedule my boyfriends.

Oh, cool.

Those are pretty cool.

Okay.

But then some people will comment, like, you're really going to sit on other people's men.

Like, you don't care.

Bitch, it's a haircut.

It's not like you fucking them.

Yeah, you're not fucking nobody.

You're just you know, giving them a look.

Have you ever had hot steam on her face?

Not like this.

Oh, he's had hot steam on his face plenty of times.

Trust me.

All right, don't tell me.

No secrets.

Yeah, relax, Matt.

Don't, don't, uh,

don't look so tense.

What?

Like tense?

Is she breaking out the scissors?

What's happening?

What's happening here?

Oh, it's just hot towel.

All right, we're good.

Wow.

I'm terrified.

Yo, yo.

Why are you terrified?

I'm always scared.

Everything scares me.

I'm scared of everything.

She's got eight years of experience.

Yeah, eight.

That's right.

Eight?

Mm-hmm.

Sitting on people only like three months.

Yeah, but you still nicked Aiden Ross as coochie.

I didn't nick Aiden Ross.

I mean, you nicked somebody's.

It was like not Aiden Ross.

Oh, he was a nobody.

All right, so it makes it better.

All right, cool.

Fair enough.

Not taking anybody's manhood.

It was like a micro, like.

A micro-influencer?

Well,

what does that consider

what's the definition of that under two inches?

What's that size?

I would say under two inches.

Okay.

Are we talking like like

a baby carrot or are we talking like a I mean wait give me give me give me like a gauge and thickness.

Like you know like no I don't know that's why I'm asking.

I'm very curious.

Oh, so a little uh

like a little uh what are those uh little firecrackers when you're kids, the little snake ones that just grow little black ones.

Little snake things, no?

Oh, I'm old.

He gave me $300, so good for you.

That's a good deal.

Good for you.

Yeah, for five minutes away.

And you nicked his kneenie.

It was a fucking accident.

Oh, he made a virgin, you said?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

I mean, I'd pay a premium for that.

Huh.

And you did a happy ending?

No.

I don't do that.

Okay.

That's later on in the business plan, Sean.

You want to hire me?

No, I want to hire girls to do it.

Business for other girls to do it in the business plan, okay?

Yeah.

She wouldn't be that shallow.

I've only done one.

Oh.

Only one.

Aiden?

I mean, no.

He asked me, he was like, $5,000.

I think that's prostitution.

I'm like, we're moving on.

Anyway.

Alright, so the guy who got the happy ending, he was just a

lucky cat, huh?

Did I just tell him myself?

Oh, okay.

Fair enough.

I don't know.

It wasn't a paid one, so it's more like you know, the guy.

Yeah, yeah, the guy had a, you know, he was well endowed and he had good vibes.

Exactly.

Well-endowed, good vibes.

That's all you got to say.

You don't need to justify.

It's 2023.

Progressive shit, man.

Yeah, a lot of stuff's happening.

Oh, here come the razors.

Okay, can we zoom in on this?

Can we get a close-up on these razor action?

Yeah.

One side, one side.

Tilt this sucker in.

I'm going to

the steam is piping the mic feel the steam from here

you still got feedback on the mic

a little further

maybe like above his head yeah you good

me comfortable are you good i'm great

oh he's great honey i can see it from here he's fine he's just fine okay

Make sure you're comfortable.

Hey guys, not fucking complaining.

Yeah, let's do it.

Matt, you keep looking like you're going to grab onto some handles there, but I got news for you.

There's no fucking handles, kid.

Yeah, I keep seeing it.

She's just ready to cut that.

Oh, my God.

There's she goes.

I'm terrified.

Okay, so talk me through what's going through your head, Matt.

He can't talk.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

All right, so hold on, hold on.

Have you ever nicked somebody bad bad enough to where it's been like, you know, a problem?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, how many times?

It was one time.

Talk about this right now.

No, no, she's stealing you.

You're good.

It was one time talking.

Okay, what happened?

I nicked his head like really bad.

Like the back of his ear or some shit or like his like.

No, his head.

Oh, so like the don't.

He got up and like literally went to the bathroom like sick as fuck.

Oh no.

But he was so nice.

But he still paid you.

He still paid me.

He still paid you.

Would you have paid if that happened to you?

But like, you gotta think, like, I've done like thousands and thousands of shaves over eight years.

So, like, it's bad.

And you've only nicked one person?

I don't believe that.

No.

There we go.

Now I hear the truth.

Now I like you more.

More.

Like, I don't know.

But it's not like you're going to die.

It's not like an everyday thing.

It's like, don't be a bitch.

I cut you.

You probably make yourself every...

Well, I don't know.

No, I really don't.

I'm an expert at this point.

The worst is

in the beginning.

I have one, like, I get distracted or like when I'm doing something too quick.

and then I'm like, what?

And I'm like, oh, fuck, just cut my face open, you know.

But that's different.

It just comes with the territory, but I don't like do that

on the daily.

How many, okay, on average per week,

how many haircuts do you do?

Oh, no, like not very many.

Okay, when you were popping in LA, give me an average.

Like a few a day, like three.

Alright, so you're making pretty good money when you're cutting hair.

And then I do OnlyFans.

Oh, you do OnlyFans.

Okay, so yeah, what the fuck?

Why are you holding out on us the whole time?

Drop a line for

the Simps out here.

What's that mean?

Drop a line for the Simps?

That means give them your motherfucking tags, baby.

You want them to know where to find the sugar baby.

Queen Kara.

Oh.

Queen Kara.

Is that a K or a C?

A K.

Ooh, K, so you know she's different.

Instagram is Kara Spades.

Okay.

So what do you do on the OnlyFans?

Everything.

Horn.

Oh.

Oh, she's full.

She's full send.

No, no, no, that's fine.

Listen, i i i was uh my partner runs an only fans agency and we just sold so we have a lot of experience in managing girls so not shy to that but i will say this i didn't believe in only fans because my dumbass thought you know covid was going to end in like a week or two so i'm like i'm not fucking investing in this shit i think once we are able to go back outside and look there's booty let me go chase it now It's crazy because it's blown up so much where guys don't even go on there for porn.

They just go for connections.

Guys will go on just to talk to a girl and tell them how their day was and like, and really just connect with these girls.

And a lot of them aren't even doing full send.

Like, I'm sure you're making way more than the girls that are, but at the end of the day, you can really just go on there to start connections with people.

That's the crazy part.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

I didn't think it would last.

I did either.

But it's still around.

Oh, is that a Japanese blade?

Hold on, hold on.

Let me see that.

That's a strange.

Oh, okay.

Nah, see, it had a little

glisten on it.

You don't have to, like, you guys aren't barbarous, so you probably wouldn't know, but normally you have to, like, break it and then, like, set it in there.

Splitter.

This is so easy.

You got the fancy stuff.

Yeah.

She slices that shit at the house.

Someone send it to me for free.

Okay.

On the internet.

Gotta love the freebies.

I do love free things.

It's kind of the best thing in the world.

No matter how much money I make.

It's the best thing about being a money.

Being an influencer.

Like, you probably get tons of shit for free.

Meals, hotels.

Blue check mark people.

Invest in a blue check.

How do I get a blue check?

Talk to Sean.

He's the king.

Do you you have PR

press articles about you

you need that we got you give me are you press Danielle is Danielle

shout out for everybody that can't see Danielle is the super agent press monster as well as PR goddess and if any of you need her we'll we'll leave a tag for her at the end of this as well so Shout out Danielle for

all the good shit that you're putting together especially this setup

This is a hard setup to beat, for sure.

From where I'm sitting right now, Sean, I don't think you can beat this.

Yeah, I mean, you could physically beat it, but like, he wouldn't want to.

It would be comfortable.

Anyways,

so back to the questions.

All right.

Tell us what you got cooking for this year.

What are your plans for expanding this?

You told us a little bit about getting girls with happy endings.

You want to do that out in Nevada?

What's your

talk me through

where your heads up?

I am patting a chair because I have to sit on people in a gamer chair and I can't sit on them in a barber chair so I need two chairs.

So I'm designing a chair and then once I do that, then I'll be able to go and like get a building.

Is it gonna have like a back saddle where you like your legs rest on it?

No, I'm honestly gonna go base it off of a gamer chair because it's like so easy.

But they can't have like the headrest or like I guess the headrest has to come off.

So show me, let's just pretend this is a really sturdy chair.

Show me what you would what you would do to the client if this was like your patented chair.

would there be like any special moves or would you like this okay the gamer chair is you wouldn't like throw a leg up on the shoulder like do a little straight no no no okay i mean if the girls want to do that yeah of course they can oh okay okay all right so we're promoting this okay cool cool cool cool cool good do you want me to get your unibrow sure

okay

are you like armenian or something italian

why armenian people have unibrows what armenian people have unibrows i don't know you just Armenian.

I'm fucking.

I'm Middle Eastern.

We have Unibrows.

I think it's just.

I have one.

I think it's just all men at this point.

I think we're all just Neanderthals.

Who knows?

Anthony Davis has a Unibrow.

Anthony Davis rocks the shit out of his fucking unibrow.

And I don't think, I think he's such a giant human being.

It's like, what are you going to say to him?

Nice unibrow.

Yeah.

Step on your.

Yeah, like, fuck out of here, peasant.

Little ant.

And then he just like pulls out a giant magnifying glass and heats you under the sun.

If he's not injured, he'll do that for sure.

Take a shot, songs, John.

Okay, cool.

All right, so last time, I'm gonna get back to you.

I'm wanting, I really wanna hear

wait, do you want a scrub on your face?

Sure.

Ooh, what kind of scrub is this?

Joanna Vargas.

Okay.

I don't know.

I don't know who that sounds.

Sounds fancy.

It is fancy.

Matt's getting that treatment.

Danielle says it's premium.

Oh, it's premium.

Oh, so it's the expensive shit they say.

Okay.

So you're not using cheap shit.

No L'Oreal on them, huh?

No.

This is like VIP adult services.

Like, we can't use cheap.

VIPP, would you say?

VIP adult services.

I feel like you

think I'm going to be able to do that.

No, I'm okay under that?

You're good, yeah.

Just wanna.

I'm just checking for spots for

little dapples of

so, Sean, any questions you have for the two?

No, I mean, I'm just amazed by this.

It's quite fascinating.

Yeah.

Would you let me shave your private area?

No.

Why?

His girlfriend would kill him.

That's why.

I'll save him from this one.

It's okay.

I got you.

Your girlfriend would kill you.

My girlfriend would absolutely murder you.

I think she'd come in here like a wild Banshee.

That's why I asked if people had an issue, but I guess mine's just.

I think it's most girls

I read no offense no offense to you and I believe what you're saying I feel like if we took a poll right now it'd probably be 70 80 percent girls would be like with that ass absolutely not

wait wait wait

you heard me you heard me guys wouldn't do it

I couldn't do it

I could not and and

ain't nobody no don't be calling me Marty McFly all right no chicken chill out what I'm saying is if we took a poll right now to most of the viewers, I feel like 70, at least 60, 70% that has girlfriends are going to be like,

uh-uh.

Nah.

But don't you, like, don't you think it'd be like relaxing?

Oh, I know it would be.

I also think that the stress and tension that would come from it would be so much worse.

From your wife?

Wife, girlfriend, spouse, shit.

Even a side bitch would be jealous of that.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm just saying.

It's not just the ass.

i just feel like anytime that a man is getting straddled by a woman who's not gonna get a little you know a little quarter chubby oh no every guy that gets their dick shaved gets a gets hard but that's like normal i don't make them like feel weird

oh man

yeah you have to you have to like stretch the skin like the balls like

i'll shave your ass like grab it

gonna naturally happen i can you know what i don't know if we can do that on here but i can guarantee you i'll pay an extra for you to shave this this man's butthole right now I'll give you the little extra

shaving me on air it doesn't have to be on air we can do it off air but just so we have the cover it with like yeah we could blur it

we could totally blur it we can do this all right this is this is doable there's an only fan

podcast at the studio

you could definitely do can we go do it off camera like Definitely not filming it.

Oh, off camera.

Why?

Yeah, see, the problem is.

You know what I'm saying?

Do it on our OnlyFans.

Matt, are you into feed stuff?

No.

Come on, don't lie.

This stuff smells like roses.

I think it smells bad, but what is that?

It's fine.

But it's hydraulic.

Dermalogica.

Shut up.

It's like toner, basically.

Okay.

Got a lot of stuff up there.

Danielle's saying again, this is the expensive shit, people.

So this is the bullshit.

This is the real good stuff, apparently.

She's you know, she's impressed with quality motherfucking products.

All I know is I'm just looking at

you're looking at what?

This is a fun podcast.

I'm enjoying being here.

Better than the last one?

Well, you know,

guess.

We'll just take it.

It's a total 180.

We went from learning about how to be billionaires to

Matt getting sliced by lasers.

This could be a billion-dollar industry.

It could be.

It really could be.

I think high-key, you can get bought out by like sports clips.

I think this is right up their alley.

They're public, though, so I don't know if they would.

Fuck public.

Everybody has a shell company.

They throw some on the side.

Come on.

This is like perfect.

You know, they close down a couple of sports clips, and then they're like, all right, guys.

So it's like sports clips and Hooters combined.

Bro.

I think we're on to something right here.

I feel like sports clips are low-key.

Hold on.

No, no.

Fuck a strip club.

That's cool.

Happy ending massage.

Imagine if you walk into a spot.

There's a line to fucking get cut.

All right, cool.

You go walk over to the side.

You get some fucking hot wings.

wings.

There's some girl with a little Hooters outfit.

Hey, I'm Cassandra.

What can I get you?

You're just like oogled out, and you're like, I don't even want a fucking haircut anymore.

I'm just going to hang out at this bar.

Dude, you could be during stupid revenue.

You might be, I think, Sean, I think all three of us might need to have a little conversation later about a little

stock.

I did read an article, though, that Hooters is struggling because of OnlyFans now.

I believe that.

And I feel like a lot of girls that are probably working in the industry, like, you know, service industry, are realizing that half them don't even have to get fucking naked.

Like I said earlier, it's just about creating relationships.

You what?

I literally have been on OnlyFans for like three years, and like the first year and a half, I was not making any money.

Talk me through it.

Talk me through it.

How did you scale this?

TikTok.

Honestly, like, I would post like five videos a day on TikTok, like, just trying to blow up.

Oh, so you were just pumping the algorithm.

Like, bitch, look at me.

There you go.

You keep moving.

But no, yeah,

I literally was making cringy videos for like so long.

You were doing the dumb dance videos and shit?

Well, I was doing like.

Me doing this on 10.

Yeah, stupid shit like that.

I was trying to do gaming.

I never like promoted my borrowing stuff.

I don't know why.

The one time I did, the video blew up.

That's what blew you up.

I don't know why I haven't ever like done that though, because I've done borrowing for eight years.

Okay, so, all right.

You started blowing up

a year into OnlyFans.

Talk me through the numbers.

You were making zero money, and then all of a sudden, one month, you started getting a bunch of subscriptions or what?

Yeah.

You were getting subscriptions?

What was your monthly average?

Like 20,000.

One month I made 70,000.

Wow.

And then at the peak, what were you pulling in?

So 70 was the highest, and then your average was around 20.

That's amazing.

Why are we telling the whole world this month?

Hold on.

First of all, first of all, there are a lot of girls that come on and talk about this stuff.

Second of all, it's actually extremely impressive because I'm curious on how the scale is in the markets.

And we talked about earlier, we had a guest song, we were talking about algorithms and like how to beat these algorithms and basically how to amplify your or maximize your

accessibility.

I think what you're doing, which is smart, is looking at a platform like TikTok and using it as another place to

TikTok and Instagram.

You can even do fucking Reddit and what's the other one?

Quora.

Like there's a bunch of shit.

Reddit, though, they're like, they're guys that are like poor.

Nerdy guys, right?

They like just go there for free.

But you know what?

What if you get a thousand guys that give you one dollar?

It's still a thousand dollars.

You feel weight.

Do you have a card?

A card?

I want to spray his face.

Oh a business card?

Yeah.

That I can like spray.

Unfortunately, this is

yeah, don't show the face.

Well, let's let's see better cards.

Here, give me this.

There we go.

He would feel disrespected.

I mean, I feel disrespected too, so.

Sorry about that.

I don't know if this is gonna look good when we're in front.

That's what he said.

So what is this?

It is spray.

oh this is to blend in his beard because he's balding oh

i would never let anybody spray my shit that's just me though you maintain uh it's making it full i give it that it's it's look looks great it's not really coming out

oh honey it's coming out from my point of view is it

is it turtle turtle

is it too cold cold?

I think because I put makeup in it and not on say clogged.

I don't see any clogs.

Did it a little?

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, I kind of see it.

I kind of see it.

You got a little feathers.

Fly, Pelican.

Fly.

It's working now.

Four minutes.

And then we're done?

Yeah.

Is that enough time for you?

Yeah, I'm done.

Sweet.

What do you think, Matt?

It's a great experience.

Got a mirror for him though?

Check out?

You would hire me again?

Yeah.

You would pay me?

For sure.

Oh.

He's going to pay you right now.

What do you mean?

He's going to give you the tip.

And I'm not talking about the lower one.

I'm just talking about that lower one, baby.

That's included.

Don't worry.

Wow.

You just got a client.

Nice.

Matt's a lifer, and he's local, so you can give him his contact.

Actually, you know what?

For everybody up here, can you give your information again?

We'll close out with your socials and your OnlyFans and we'll provide you with a lot of people.

Okay, just kidding, just the socials.

I'll get banned.

I-Gares Fades.

K-A-R-A-S F-A-D-E-S.

There you go.

All right.

Guys, my co-host, Sean Mike Kelly.

All right.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

That was fun.

Have a great night.

Peace.