Liverpool go 15 points clear as Manchester United hold Arsenal: Football Weekly

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Speaker 3 Hello, and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. The race for fifth place, or the race for third, or even second place.
Nottingham Forest with a huge win over Manchester City.

Speaker 3 Gibbs White fizzed past to Hudson Adoy. It was a joy.
Nuno's smile is getting wider and wider. At Old Trafford, Manchester United might have been the better side in a football match.
Extraordinary.

Speaker 3 A draw with Arsenal for whom David Raya made some great saves.

Speaker 3 We'll cover the protests off the pitch as well so liverpool are now 15 points clear at the top after coming from behind to beat southampton elsewhere bournemouth somehow failed to win at spurs despite dominating coal palmer stutters but chelsea still win and there's a huge win for brighton over fulham hopefully there's enough time to talk about adam wharton's left foot remember wolves everton answer your questions and that's today's guardian football weekly

Speaker 3 on the panel today barry glen denning welcome hi max and noradine chowdery hello hello and welcome johnny lou hi Let's start. At the city ground then, Nottingham Forest won Manchester City nil.

Speaker 3 I mean this was such it wasn't a brilliant game I didn't think Johnny but just such an amazing moment when I mean the goal with the pass from Gibbs White was wonderful but that moment and that city ground just erupting was brilliant.

Speaker 1 Yeah that was that was possibly the moment of the weekend to be honest.

Speaker 1 The pass is just one of those where you want to watch a YouTube video title something like Gibbs White pass from every possible Angle.

Speaker 1 Maybe set to music, just the trajectory, the swerve.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, I mean, he's got options. He's got options in the centre, isn't he? But he just, like, Adsonora just decides to go himself.

Speaker 1 Can Edison do a little bit better at his near post there? Not sure. It's one of those moments where I think everyone...

Speaker 1 everyone there just thinks this is on isn't it this is this is actually going to happen it's not you know obviously we're not talking Leicester levels but just the sense that this is a giddy ride that is just not

Speaker 1 going to run out of steam anytime soon. I don't think we,

Speaker 1 as a society, as a sports, as a podcast, are remotely ready for the outpouring of content and

Speaker 1 nauseating saccharin that is going to accompany Nottingham Forest in the Champions League.

Speaker 1 There's going to be retrospectives, there's going to be interviews, there's going to be lots of plucky little underdog tales

Speaker 3 which given the amount money they spent might be might be worth unpacking a little bit but it's coming it's coming yeah I mean I I must admit I'm I I see myself on the cynical side of football journalism but I think I'm ready for a bit of saccharine nostalgia from Nottingham Forest talking about old European Cups Bows I don't know about you oh yeah I mean there was probably a lot of football fans who aren't aware that they won two European Cups.

Speaker 1 They're shy about it. They don't like to be

Speaker 4 a little bit more like and I I mean we have already had the Saccharin Sweet Guff when they got promoted.

Speaker 4 So, you know, in a way, we know what's coming and it's fine because I'm quite partial to a bit of Nottingham Forest. I was always a big Brian Clough fan.
They're certainly not going away.

Speaker 4 I didn't think they'd win this game, if I'm honest. But I think they were worthy winners.
The first half was pretty dull and uneventful. And then Ederson was called upon to make a brilliant save from

Speaker 4 Callum Hudson-Adoy, and then didn't make a brilliant save from Callum Hudson-Adoy.

Speaker 4 I think he's been hung out to dry a little bit because the shot did take a bit of a nick off Gvarliol, which I think bamboozled him slightly. But this was a great, brilliant performance by Forrest

Speaker 4 with its foundations in yet another really good defensive display by Olaina, Morello, Milenkovich, and Nico Williams, who have,

Speaker 4 apart from the odd exception, been brilliant this season, you know what you're going to get from Forest,

Speaker 4 but very few teams seem able to stop what they know is coming. And

Speaker 4 that pass from Gibbs White was, you know, I can only agree, was fantastic. The speed of it, the precision, and apparently it's something he and Callum Hudson Adoy had planned in advance.
So

Speaker 3 fair play to them. It's interesting that point, Norse, from Baz saying, you know what's coming, but they can't stop it.

Speaker 3 Because there are other football teams in the Premier League where you know what's coming, and that is a problem because you know what's coming.

Speaker 3 And, you know, we'll get to Manchester United and Tottenham and the teams we talk about a lot with that. But

Speaker 3 that's actually amazing. What Nuno has managed to create there is, and he looks so happy now.

Speaker 3 You know, he's gone on a narrative arc on this part from dying Jedi to now the sort of happiest man on earth. But like

Speaker 3 it's hard to underestimate how much credit you should give to him.

Speaker 5 Oh, completely. And but it's that thing of it's it's not enough just to have like a like a

Speaker 5 low block and aim to be a counter-attacking team. Like loads of teams want to do that.
Loads of teams that come up want to do that.

Speaker 5 Ten Hague was massive on sort of he continually said, oh, we've not got the right players to play actual football. So what we'll do is we'll become the best transitional team in the world,

Speaker 5 which is kind of, it kind of feels like that's what forest have become it's uh it's it's that thing of being of being incredibly solid but then having proper quality that can uh take full advantage so uh they're one of those teams you kind of you kind of you kind of think of certain teams as being enjoyable to watch i think i think forests are actually fun to watch for for different reasons um but yeah i i i was also slightly disappointed that the that there was like like a like a Robin Hood reference at the end at the end of the match of the day and and it sort of goes back to what jonathan was saying about uh montages and stuff like we need to move on there's other things to celebrate about nottingham like in these montages so i'd like if anything i'd like i'd like that to sort of uh be thought about a bit more because like you've got shane eaddoes

Speaker 5 um

Speaker 5 um

Speaker 1 and you're out

Speaker 1 isn't lad baby from nottingham there's about there's about six football journalists six prominent football journalists from from nottingham who's who who's the number one nick Miller. I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's just one of those weird quirks. Ali Martin, Guardians cricket correspondent, he's also a big Forrest fan.
It's just one of those weird quirks. Like

Speaker 1 for some reason, there's a load of cricket journalists from Northampton, like loads of Northampton fans in the press box, and Forrest are that team

Speaker 1 that punch above their weights in journalistic terms.

Speaker 3 I mean, that is Forest's first league win-haver city since 97. The result guarantees City will finish below 80 points for the first time since 2016-17.

Speaker 3 Guadiola is now in sort of every game is a final territory. We have 10 games to qualify.
We have to win games to qualify and we have to move on to the next one.

Speaker 3 I mean, you still, like, in the same way that I think a lot of people sense that Forest would drop away, even perhaps before this weekend, and that might have changed their minds.

Speaker 3 There is a sense, Johnny, that City will just about get into this top five. Do you share that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and obviously it is almost certainly going to be a top five.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I think there was basically the assumption, especially when, you know,

Speaker 1 they've been looking like in the last month or so that they're over the worst of it, they're over this kind of horror phase where people were just running straight through them and they didn't seem to have a clue what to do about it.

Speaker 1 Um, they got a little bit of a little bit of solidity to them, they brought in Mamouche, uh, they brought in Kushinov, and

Speaker 1 you know, they just looked like they turned the corner a little bit. And I think what's become increasingly clear, what was certainly clear on Saturday, is that

Speaker 1 there are still, you know, quite fundamental issues with this team to the point where we're already thinking, you know, we're looking towards the summer as a sort of a real transitional moment for them.

Speaker 1 It's whether Guardiola can build this new team. I don't think there's a huge amount of jeopardy left in the rest of their season.
I still think they'll qualify fairly comfortably for the top five.

Speaker 1 I still think they'll canter to the FA Cup

Speaker 1 given

Speaker 1 the teams remaining in the draw. So there isn't actually a huge amount riding on the rest of this season.

Speaker 1 And that's why I think it's already beginning to feel like a really big summer for them.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Unless, of course, they start to slip away, Bas.

Speaker 3 I mean, and it's not inconceivable because, you know, what they are fifth, 47 points, but it's incredibly tight going down to probably 10th position and Fulham on 42.

Speaker 4 But that was their ninth defeat of the season.

Speaker 4 I wouldn't necessarily share Johnny's view that they'll counter to the FA Cup. And I think there is quite a bit of jeopardy because

Speaker 4 there are some very good teams below them who are knocking on the door and ready to pounce if City do slip up and all available evidence kind of suggests City will slip up as they did here.

Speaker 4 They never really looked like winning this game. They

Speaker 4 only had, I think, one

Speaker 3 decent chance of Covid's shot

Speaker 4 after he pounced on a poor clearance from Morgan Gibbs White.

Speaker 4 I'm struggling to think of any others. So, yeah, I don't think it's a foregone conclusion at all that they're finishing the top five.

Speaker 3 And Thomas Tuchel's announcing his squad this week. Not wonder how close Hudson are doing.
Apparently, there's like a 55-long list.

Speaker 3 You can get 55 people on a bus, I think, quite easily. But

Speaker 3 do you think Gibbs White and Hudson are doy? They must be close, mustn't they?

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 you'd hope so.

Speaker 5 It's so interesting to see what Tuchel's sort of strategy will be with a team.

Speaker 5 Because

Speaker 5 you do get certain players who just feel like automatic sort of scribbles into the into the list but um it'd be great if it if if he'd uh if he'd broaden his horizons a little bit I mean I mean one one sort of aspect of that in this game is like I I I kind of wonder what's happened to Phil Bowden in terms of sort of like being that automatic start for England but also City of like when I when I think of Citter I I I especially when when they're at their best I think of these really skillful number 10 style players like David Silver and Bernardo Silver in his prime and obviously Boden.

Speaker 5 But in that team, you had Doku, Foden, and Bernardo Silver, who in theory, and Savinho, who in theory can go past players and beat a man. But there doesn't seem to be any of that spark.

Speaker 5 And Foden in particular, I kind of wonder, is he just having a bad season or is it a bit more of a concern? Because he doesn't seem the same player he was.

Speaker 3 There was a minute's applause for Stuart Pierce, who suffered a medical emergency last week while on a flight back from Vegas. They had to land the plane in Canada.

Speaker 3 Sam Matterface on Talksport said, I spoke to him yesterday. He was in great spirits.
He's not 100%, but he's in the right place in hospital. They're dealing with it.

Speaker 3 He's disappointed about not being at the game. He was due to be co-comms.
He said to me, I've got so much I've had to cancel, great games.

Speaker 3 And Mumford and Sons are playing next Wednesday night, and I can't go.

Speaker 3 He comes on the Saturday show I do on Talksport pretty much whenever he's co-comms.

Speaker 3 And he's such a great guy. And we sort of get through the football as quick as we can.
And we're like, what's the last gig you went to?

Speaker 3 And he's always going to some, you know, punk gig with some you know some all over the country like it's sort of he's he's a really interesting guy and he's great value on air and uh obviously loved by so many people so we all wish him well i i was shocked to learn he was planning on going to mumford and sons i did not think they would be his bag at all no but he's got he's quite open-minded you know he's not the music snob that you know often appears on this podcast like he's he's open-minded his his his roots are in punk that's for sure

Speaker 3 But, you know, he can go to the odd musical.

Speaker 1 Arguably too open-minded.

Speaker 3 Let's go to Old Trafford. Magistrate won, Arsenal, one.
Terrible first half, better second half. Nos, you were there.
We'll get to the protest in a bit, but on the pitch, what did you make of it?

Speaker 5 I thought it was surprisingly competitive.

Speaker 5 I thought United might get a little bit trounced, especially when I saw the midfield and I saw Casemiro. But he's had two competent games in a row,

Speaker 5 which is amazing.

Speaker 5 I think it was interesting that Amarim essentially apologised afterwards for

Speaker 5 playing a low block. And

Speaker 5 I kind of get that, but

Speaker 5 I think what the game showed, if anything, I mean, it didn't show much about United because that's not how United want to play, but I think it perhaps showed that Amarim, for all this talk about him being stubborn and sticking to the formation, it showed that he can be practical and he can sort of do what needs to to be done because I think the biggest thing with him isn't so much the formation.

Speaker 5 People are going about the formation, but I don't think that's the big thing that

Speaker 5 United's players are getting used to. I think it's more the fact that

Speaker 5 he doesn't want to go for these risky long passes that Bruno's so good at and the club has always last few last few years, the club has always depended on these counter-attacks.

Speaker 5 He wants to play slowly, he wants to play out and he wants to take less risk.

Speaker 5 And that's, I think United have struggled in that respect because they've not got the players players to do that, and they've also not got the players who are used to doing that.

Speaker 5 But this game, they kind of went against what Amarin would like to do. And I think that, if anything, that showed that he's not quite as stubborn as people think.
But no,

Speaker 5 it was an entertaining game. United probably should have won, apart from an amazing performance by

Speaker 5 the goalkeeper.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he was brilliant, David Rayer, wasn't he, Baz? I mean, the free kick may be questionable. Obviously, there was the huge controversy over the 11-yard wall, and it's a great free kick from Bruno.

Speaker 4 But after after that the save from Masrau is very instinctive and the one in injury time as well so good from Riot yeah I think he probably was at fault for the goal and obviously the wall was 11 11.2

Speaker 4 meters max got it let's get this right but he pulled off a couple of sensational saves that

Speaker 4 double save from Bruno where the ball looked like it was going to be spinning in anyway or else

Speaker 4 Hoyland I think Hoyland coming in who was following up Hoyland was following up yeah he bought who would he have he might have headed that over the bar superb from Raya I think Manchester United probably should have won and it was it was an odd game insofar as it was fairly inconsequential for both teams but if either of them lost you felt a lot would have been read into it um because any time Arsenal lose a game their fans read often far too much into it and United lost it would have been another example of their plunge into crisis but I think we saw that some of Amarim's ideas and his philosophy are beginning to be

Speaker 4 absorbed by Esmosis by his players the Dallow Dallow cross to Masrawi

Speaker 4 that was another great say from Raya

Speaker 4 and

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think in recent games we're starting to see flickers of something from Manchester United.

Speaker 4 And I think they will be disappointed they didn't win that game.

Speaker 3 Three without a win for Arsenal, Johnny.

Speaker 3 What did you make of their performance?

Speaker 3 Obviously, they'd had a brilliant win against PSV,

Speaker 3 but this looked more like that, you know, struggling to create openings Arsenal that we've seen in the Premier League recently.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I mean, you talked about predictability, right? And apart from the fact that they're playing a central midfielder up front, you kind of, apart from that,

Speaker 1 we all sort of know what we're getting from Arsenal.

Speaker 1 I thought they actually showed quite a lot of character. I mean, it's very easily a game they could have lost.

Speaker 1 Like, I think Declan Rice

Speaker 1 makes a brilliant challenge quite late.

Speaker 1 There's an amazing tackle, and obviously, he has to celebrate it because you have to celebrate a tackle these days. And also,

Speaker 1 I do hold Arsenal's kind of responsible for the whole wall fiasco.

Speaker 1 Because, as I, I mean,

Speaker 1 as a professional footballer, you should know what 10 yards feels like, right?

Speaker 1 I don't understand if they think the wall's too far back, why they're not shuffling forward or complaining about it. As a wall, you should be shuffling and

Speaker 1 as a free kick take, you should be trying to move the ball back. That's just how it works.
That's how, you know, you should be trying to gain an edge there.

Speaker 1 That's the only way it's ever going to work. Because I think, you know, a lot of the bleating about this is

Speaker 1 obviously feeds into all the conspiracy stuff. I know, like, Barry's basically spent the entire week arguing with with Arsenal fans on Blue Sky about referees.

Speaker 1 So we don't want to open all that up again.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I think I think...

Speaker 3 I think, doesn't Anthony Taylor hold some responsibility for marketing the back 11 yards? I can see what you mean.

Speaker 4 And to be fair, I think a couple of them did complain.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, you know, you should be shuffling.

Speaker 1 Because the alternative, I think what we don't want is this kind of technocratic hellscape where every single thing is going to be measured out and endlessly litigated and and argued, where every like throw-in has to be.

Speaker 1 The worst referee intervention is where the ref sends a throw-in, but it has to be retaken because I haven't been, you know, we don't want any of that. Sort it out in the pitch.

Speaker 1 It's the only way this is ever going to work.

Speaker 5 I love the idea of now Anthony Taylor being really paranoid about his stride,

Speaker 5 about his gait, sort of like, just wondering,

Speaker 5 is this too long?

Speaker 3 He'll have one of those, he'll bring out one of those wheels,

Speaker 1 roll that along.

Speaker 5 I did, I did, I did find it slightly strange the way that this guy was really trying to push that sort of um where that where the wall was because, um, it kind of they noticed, obviously, and it was a valid point, but even like speaking to Declan Rice afterward, it was almost as if the report was trying to goad him into saying it, and like you said, oh, what do you think about the wall?

Speaker 5 And like, Declan Rice was like, Yeah, yeah, we should have jumped, really should have jumped. And he was like, Was there anything else? And he's like, Yeah, yeah, we should

Speaker 1 be far away.

Speaker 5 And then, and then it finally sort of like the penny dropped with Declan Rice, and he was like, yeah, yeah, we did actually think that. And it was like, did you?

Speaker 5 It was he was just in but j just just on Declan Rice, one thing that I found a little bit strange on social media is

Speaker 5 there was no there was no criticism of him celebrating that tackle, but there was criticism of him celebrating his goal

Speaker 5 almost as if like he celebrated it too much because it didn't matter because because right because uh Arsenal are are are X amount of points away from Liverpool. So I found that a little bit strange.

Speaker 3 Yeah, celebration police. I mean, they are at Arsenal.
It was a brilliant finish from Bryce, actually, wasn't he? I mean, he caught it absolutely perfectly.

Speaker 3 Off the pitch, Cobby Mainu will unwind with an exclusive in the paper saying he's considering rejecting the offer of a new contract, seeking a move abroad. He's valued about 70 million.

Speaker 3 And before the game, thousands of Magic United fans protested at the club's ownership.

Speaker 3 Chris Hames of the 1958 group that organised the protest said Jim Ratcliffe's being tainted by his association with the Glazer family.

Speaker 3 So Jim has to make some tough decisions, but he seems to be a shield for the Glazers at the moment. It seems to be a real issue.
He had one chance to make a good impression.

Speaker 3 I'm not sure that's what he has done.

Speaker 3 This has nothing to do with the football, and it hasn't been for 20 years. The way the Glazers bought the club has been a burden on our backs for 20 years.

Speaker 3 Jim Ratcliffe has been making people redundant. But United also paid £37 million to the Glazer debt.
The solution is the Glazers leave the club.

Speaker 3 Jim Ratcliffe will never seal his legacy at the club unless he removes the Glazers. It's as simple as that.
Norz, do you go with that?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, to a certain extent,

Speaker 5 I am glad that the focus was on the glazers because getting the glazers out is absolutely impervative, and that should be the thing that people focus on.

Speaker 5 And if there's too many sort of requests or there's too many sort of strands of a protest, I think that's when it can lose its power. But

Speaker 5 it's a strange situation because obviously the very fact that as a minority shareholder, Ineos and Ratcliffe are pumping their own money in, but also making plans about a new stadium and going beyond the remit of

Speaker 5 their sort of sporting sort of aspect of it, of what they're meant to control, suggests that they don't want to be a minority shareholder forever.

Speaker 5 But because of the rules of like the stock exchange and

Speaker 5 all that,

Speaker 5 first of all,

Speaker 5 they can't really criticise the Glazers because they are in partnership with the Glazers and they want the Glazers to sell to them.

Speaker 5 And second of all, if the plan is to have a full takeover, they can't really say that at the moment. And I think that's what the fans would love to hear.

Speaker 5 And that's what 9058 and all these organizations would love to hear: is that there is a plan, we're going to get the glazers out, this is how we're going to do it.

Speaker 5 But they can't actually say that yet. So,

Speaker 5 reading between lines, you'd assume that that's definitely what Enios want to do, but they just can't say it.

Speaker 3 All right, that'll do for part one. Part two, we'll begin at the Tunnel Huntspower Stadium.

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Speaker 3 Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. So Spurs 2, Bournemouth 2.
Johnny, how on earth did Bournemouth not win this game?

Speaker 1 I have no idea.

Speaker 1 I have no idea at all. I mean right from the start it all kind of

Speaker 5 amazing.

Speaker 1 It's literally, I think Romero's gives it away with almost his first touch. Evan Nielsen has a shot and then I think it's Basuma gives it away.
Cliver has a shot. And then, yeah, I mean, for

Speaker 1 like 60 minutes, Spurs just look haunted. They're just like poor, haunted boys who've gone to the front line in 1918, like seen horrors.
All their friends are dead.

Speaker 1 And the ones that haven't, you know, that aren't dead are just kind of gone mad, walking around

Speaker 1 in a sort of daze. And, you know,

Speaker 1 they've literally forgotten how to pass the ball at this point. Bournemouth, incredible.

Speaker 1 You know, I think we've talked about Bournemouth on this pod so, you know, so often Evan Nilson comes in and scores. You know, Kirkz is incredible

Speaker 1 and and yeah I think Irreota talked afterwards about how they just

Speaker 1 they they had the chances to kill the game off and and just they needed to be a little bit more clinical and that's how Bournemouth are going to are going to progress to the next level being able to to recognize when games are there for the taking and that's the sort of thing that comes with with experience I guess and and just playing more at this level

Speaker 1 but yeah Spurs did kind of kind of nick that at the end

Speaker 1 Son was quite, quite smart to win that penalty. I think it was very smartly won penalty.
He basically

Speaker 1 almost kind of stops and induces the contact from Kepa. And then, you know, it's not Kepa's, it's just not Kepa's day, is it? I think Som, I think Sar means it.

Speaker 1 I think Saar has a little look and goes,

Speaker 1 That's Kepa, isn't it?

Speaker 3 I've watched a lot of Pap Sarr this season. I just don't think,

Speaker 3 I don't think so. I'm not sure.
I mean, Christian Romero has been out for so long, Barry, that everyone started to think he was Franco Berese.

Speaker 3 And it did look like this might be the first ever game of pickle he'd ever played for five minutes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he had a shocking start.

Speaker 4 I think he was culpable for the first two chances that Bournemouth spurned. He is a good defender, but he certainly has mistakes in him.
And we've seen that before.

Speaker 4 And he can be, in terms of temperament, a bit of reliability as well. But

Speaker 4 I'm prepared to give him these ones on the grounds that he was ring rusty and that Bournemouth's press was ferocious and really well organised and disciplined and diligent and clever.

Speaker 4 When Bournemouth were 1-0 up, the goal they had disallowed, oh,

Speaker 4 I was so sad that I think it was Evan Eilson strayed offside.

Speaker 3 No, I think Semenio was

Speaker 3 coming back from onside position, I think.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that would have been just one of the goals of the season, I think. The way

Speaker 4 Tavernier picked up the ball in his own penalty area, skips around Bergval, glides past Poro, plays a give and go with Semenyo, which shakes off another two Spurs players, and then plays the ball for it.

Speaker 4 It was just sensational, and the speed and accuracy of the passing,

Speaker 4 I was really sad that that goal was ruled out, but it was correctly ruled out ultimately. And you ask how on earth did Bormann not win this game?

Speaker 3 They didn't win this game because Papisar had a cross that that went in a miss hit cross and then kepper was an idiot because there was no need to make that go for that ball when son was chasing it down and actually both their goals nos both bournemouth goals like the run from kirkins i mean obviously tottenham just gave it to him is so good and the second one just cliverts movement the finish from ever nielsen it's i think what's difficult for and is that's the kind of football that i think he's promised tottenham will play and tottenham fans are watching another team you know who have cost significantly less less do it right in front of them.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 it's one of those games where, do you remember

Speaker 5 in the 90s when

Speaker 5 English teams were allowed back in Europe and they played these European teams, and you just thought, like, this is a different style of football, like, this is not something we can cope with at the moment.

Speaker 5 And

Speaker 5 it felt so alien and so impossible to compete against. That's kind of what this game felt like.

Speaker 5 It felt as if Spurs were like a 90s Premier League team in Bournemouth with like this really silky Portuguese club or something.

Speaker 5 The thing with Bournemouth is

Speaker 5 every time I watch them, I'm like,

Speaker 5 I really enjoy it and I love it, but it's always tinged with sadness because it feels like one of these teams. And you sometimes get it.

Speaker 5 Monaco had a team recently, Borto, Udonesi had an amazing team where

Speaker 5 you enjoy them so much and yet you know that they're kind of getting probably going to get broken up and you really you really don't want that because Kirker's like water player

Speaker 5 and

Speaker 5 the way they combine is so beautiful. And the way they chase down together is so beautiful that you kind of worry that is this team going to exist next year?

Speaker 3 Yeah. And I mean, there's so many of their players.
We've talked about them a lot. Like Lewis Cook is playing so well.
Ryan Christie is playing so well. Just so many of them really stepping up.

Speaker 3 And look like they have a plan. You could just see the reaction from Tottenham fans was telling.
There was one moment where Beccario went long because he just had to. And the crowd just erupted.

Speaker 3 You know, they were just so excited to see him not just play a ball behind a centre-back. And actually, Johnny, like Spurs, much like Manchester United, their whole season rests on Thursday.

Speaker 3 They lost to Altmar and they were absolute garbage in this game. And a game where, you know, And has been saying, we're getting our players back.
You know, this is key.

Speaker 3 And they just didn't show up at all on Thursday. So the pressure, I don't know if you think if they don't get through, he goes, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't be surprised. Personally, I think you have to, you just have to give him the season because

Speaker 1 the players look like the players have basically played three seasons this season.

Speaker 1 They all look just

Speaker 1 absolutely.

Speaker 1 They look haunted.

Speaker 1 They look like they've been through some horrible things together. And I think you just have to...
Maybe they get through on Thursday night. Maybe they don't.

Speaker 1 There's been kind of a weird atmosphere at Spurs recently for obvious reasons. But I just don't think another hasty mid-season sacking

Speaker 1 and just junking a squad that's that you've been building over the last couple of years just when injuries are starting to clear up and when you've got a little bit of time to train the players i think you you see how the season pans out whether you do see the uptick in in performances you know we've all been told through the winter that we should be expecting once once with once they get players back yeah and and then we can sort of you know we can litigate what happened this season because it has been just a a totally like a kind of a traumatic season i think for a lot of spurs fans did you see by the way, after the game, Romero thanked the Argentina medical staff for getting him back to full fitness, but not Tottenham's.

Speaker 1 He said, Oh, thanks to the Argentinian FA for helping me get back to full fitness.

Speaker 1 You know, just one for the narrative merchants there to chew on.

Speaker 5 Talking of narrative, like, having said all that, and

Speaker 5 I love Jonathan's Wilfred Owen-style imagery of what's going on at Spurs. Like, it would be the funniest thing ever if they somehow stumbled into Champions League by winning the Europa League.

Speaker 3 I think every Tottenham fan north thinks that Tottenham, if Tottenham stumbled to the Europa League final, Manchester United will also stumble to the European League final.

Speaker 3 And there is no way in that game that Tottenham win it. There's just no way.
Like just history, everything. Man United can just win a cup.
They've been shit for so long and they keep winning things.

Speaker 3 Tottenham, you know, whether they're good or shit, don't win things. So anyway.

Speaker 5 Because it because it spurs Hondland to score his first goal in like 56 games. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 3 Let's go to Anfield. Liverpool 3, Southampton 1, we're now 15 points clear in some incredibly generous pre-match press conferencing.

Speaker 3 Arna Slott said that Liverpool had prepared the same way as the PSG game because both sides line up the same way off the ball.

Speaker 3 And look, Barry, we had a tiny bit of jeopardy, didn't we? Southampton won the luck at halftime. Nice finish from Will Smallbone.

Speaker 3 And Liverpool needed a couple of soft, if correct, penalty calls, but, you know, the Jeopardy did not last long.

Speaker 4 No, that's the third time Southampton have played Liverpool this season, and the other two were probably two of their best performances the season.

Speaker 4 They lost both games, but didn't disgrace themselves by any means. I don't think they disgraced themselves here either, but the result was never really in any doubt.
I

Speaker 4 when I clocked that the score was one-nil at Southampton at half-time, there isn't a single part of me that thought they'd go on to get anything from the game.

Speaker 4 And so it came to pass to Gabara handball for the penalty was unnecessary unnecessary as he was trying to shield the ball from Louis Diaz.

Speaker 4 And yeah, Smallbone undid his good work with a clumsy challenge on Darwin Nunes to give away the first penalty. Nunes scored, which will do him no end, his confidence no end of good.

Speaker 4 So Liverpool were really, really bad in the first half and were punished and got a rocket from Arna Slot at half-time and

Speaker 1 then

Speaker 4 upped their game considerably in the second and ran out easy winners.

Speaker 3 How much are you looking forward to the PSG game, Johnny?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm going up tomorrow. Yeah, it's going to be a fantastic occasion, especially now that Liverpool have basically won the league.
They've had their kind of,

Speaker 1 you know, the league winning jeopardy is over. And so

Speaker 1 there's just this huge amount of emotion being poured into. I mean, last week was,

Speaker 1 I didn't see a minute of that live because I was at Bayern.

Speaker 1 But just reliving it, it was like just a fantastic occasion. It's a great storyline.
One of those classic games in which

Speaker 1 you are besieged and you have no right to win. And yet

Speaker 1 somehow some kind of institutional memory, some collective resolve pulls you through.

Speaker 1 And then, I mean, I just liked how Allison played basically one of the greatest games we've seen from a goalkeeper in midweek. And then

Speaker 1 at the weekend, he fluffs a clearance in his own six-yard box and gets nutmeg by Will Smallbone. I love that so much.
It's just one of those games that brings you.

Speaker 1 I was trying to think of an artistic parallel for this. And it's basically like side one of Abbey Road, where

Speaker 1 the Beatles do something. Track two, it's one of the greatest love songs of all time.

Speaker 1 And they follow it with Maxwell's Silver Hammer, which is, you know, probably not even the best song about a Silver Hammer. So yeah, that's just

Speaker 1 one of those ways the game cuts you down to size.

Speaker 3 At Stafford Bridge, Chelsea beat Lester 1-0. Nils Colpalma, probably the main talking point from this game.
He had his penalty, I mean, I thought quite brilliantly saved.

Speaker 3 Fluffed a really good chance in the second half. And because he's so languid, you know, and so chilled out about everything,

Speaker 3 you know, you can't really say, well, he doesn't look up for it because he never looks up for it, even when he's absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 I mean, the strange thing about, I mean, he didn't have a good day, but the strange thing about Cole Palmer is I think people,

Speaker 5 he's almost, and I don't mean this in the way it sounds, he's almost like an empty vessel that people imbue with all these values and things because there's this, I think there's this, there's this feeling that he's thick because of the way he communicates and he's not

Speaker 5 I on on Blue Sky

Speaker 5 I did ask the question probably unfairly like is there a thicker football than than Diogo Delo?

Speaker 5 I meant that on the pitch not outside not outside of it and loads of people said Cole Palmer and I was like is that just because the way he talks is that is that his top put accent is it is it the fact that his favourite sandwich is jam?

Speaker 5 But yeah,

Speaker 5 I think there's levels to him. I think there's layers to him and I kind of like the fact that he was annoyed and showed it.

Speaker 5 You kind of want that in a player. And

Speaker 5 he doesn't want to be the best player

Speaker 5 in a Chelsea team that bob along near the top. He wants to win stuff.
So I thought that was actually a really positive thing.

Speaker 3 Mareska was not delighted with the Chelsea fans, Barry.

Speaker 3 The atmosphere apparently is pretty flat. He said, we need our fans.
I said it on my Instagram two days ago. I don't actually follow Enzo Mareska, but maybe I will.

Speaker 3 need them behind the players because the spirit they showed today was fantastic. I completely understand when there's a negative feeling, but how many chances did we create in the first half?

Speaker 3 If you think football is just PlayStation and you win easy, no way. Every game is difficult.

Speaker 4 The atmosphere in Premier League grounds tends to be fairly flat, and I guess if Maresco wants to get the fans out of their seats or have a better atmosphere, he should ask his employers to reduce ticket prices or

Speaker 4 else ask his players to give them something to get excited about.

Speaker 4 It wasn't a particularly good performance from them.

Speaker 4 I thought it was one of Leicester's better performances and they still lost.

Speaker 4 Rude Van Lisleroy switched to five at the back, but yeah, there are many, many reasons why the atmosphere of Premier League rounds isn't as good as in many foreign leagues.

Speaker 4 And I would say expensive ticket prices is the main one.

Speaker 1 And obviously this goes back to what we were saying about Palmer because I think

Speaker 1 obviously a lot of focus has been on him, but it's other players who

Speaker 1 haven't been stepping up as well. Sancho hasn't scored in about 15.
Netto scored, I think, twice in four months. Kunku has scored three all season.

Speaker 1 And these are the players who need to be stepping up because Palmer's underlying numbers are still very good. He's still getting chances.
He's still getting touches in the box.

Speaker 1 But it seems to be a collective dysfunction, and that is on Morisca.

Speaker 4 I think it is worth mentioning that Morisca said after the game Palmer was ill. Yes.
And his participation in the game had been in doubt, but he wanted to play.

Speaker 3 Leicester Southampton this weekend, Ricardo asked if it's possible for both teams to lose in one match.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that'd be exciting to see that basement battle. But you know, Leicester, same points as Ipswich.
It feels so wrong to me.

Speaker 3 It feels like Ipswich should be about 20 points ahead of Leicester, but the table doesn't lie, everybody. Right, that'll do for part two.
Part three, we'll begin at Brighton.

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Speaker 3 welcome to part three of the guardian football weekly brighton two full and one brilliant win for brighton they're up to six six wins uh uh in all competitions since that 7-0 uh drubbing at forests all down to harrison reed just being a little bit eager in injury time noise i i did i mean obviously he shouldn't have kicked yao pedro but i felt sorry for him uh yeah but but uh a lot of that is the way he he he looks i think he looks like an

Speaker 5 inid Blighting character. So, yeah,

Speaker 5 he looks so confused. And I thought, well, you did do that.
So

Speaker 5 he kind of deserved the penalty. But no,

Speaker 5 I think it was a great game. And you talk about Southampton versus Leicester as like a basement sort of challenge and

Speaker 5 who can win that game. But Brighton and Fulham feel like the two clubs

Speaker 5 in the table who are the barometer.

Speaker 5 They are really good teams and they will find you out if you're not quite on par. So it was interesting to see them both play against each other.
And

Speaker 5 yeah, it was a great game.

Speaker 5 I particularly enjoyed Jimenez's goal because.

Speaker 3 Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 5 Great finish, but also

Speaker 5 it would be great if he's now back to his best. Because if you remember when he was at Wolves, everyone wanted him.
He was linked to Liverpool. He was linked to

Speaker 5 Manchester United. And

Speaker 5 he's such a rounded striker at his best. So

Speaker 5 yeah,

Speaker 5 and also

Speaker 5 he seems to, and again, this isn't a criticism, but he seems to have his bravery back and he's not playing with

Speaker 5 that fear of perhaps being injured.

Speaker 3 Yeah, his first touch as well, like to chest it and take it away from the defenders. And the run from Awobi was brilliant as well.

Speaker 3 I mean, Marco Silva will be pretty furious about the equaliser baz because it's a great header, but

Speaker 3 where's the Fulham team for that free kick?

Speaker 4 It was extraordinary because Jean-Paul van Heck, it was a free kick, came in and he just had the freedom of the penalty.

Speaker 4 There was nobody near him, but it was a tremendous header in off the post, across the face of goal. And he seemed, it was like a golf shot nearly.

Speaker 4 Is it fade or draw? I can never remember which is which, but to send it across the face of goal and in off the post, really good.

Speaker 3 Look, well done to Brighton.

Speaker 3 Of those teams, Johnny, like if you look at it now, so you've got, so so Forrest a third, 51 points, Chelsea have 49, Man City 47, Brighton 46, Villa will get to in just a second or 45, Bournemouth 44, Newcastle 44, Fulham 42.

Speaker 3 It's very hard to pick who you think will end up in that in that top five.

Speaker 3 But of the ones that don't often make it into the Champions League or never do, who do you think might have the best shot, excluding Forrest, who we think will be well, will stay there?

Speaker 1 I'd love to see, obviously, I'd love to see Bournemouth or Brighton in the Champions League.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 those two as well as Forrest have been just the standout teams this season for the way they... I mean, I saw,

Speaker 1 a couple of mid-weeks ago, I saw Brighton against Bournemouth.

Speaker 1 It was like the Tuesday night game. And it was like watching football from the future.
It was honestly one of the greatest games of the season. Just because

Speaker 1 lots of incredibly gifted players doing

Speaker 1 quite strange and quirky but brilliant things like just lingering on the ball for about 12 seconds it feel it felt like hertzler and areola are two of those those coaches who have i don't know they've managed to intuit football on a slightly different level to the rest of us and it was one of those games i mean i want to actually write about it at some point because it was one of those games that i think showed us where we're going um

Speaker 1 so whether that you know whether that gets him into the top five, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I still think Manchester City are going to claim that that fifth spot or or you know possibly even higher um and then i think i think forest will make it and and then i i think it's about whether chelsea can hang on uh and you know whether whether brighton can overtake them or or whether someone like bournemouth can can put on a run do you think that and we've sort of touched on this before i think barny was saying you know it's kind of easier to run a club the size of brighton and bournemouth than it is in manchester united or perhaps in tottam but do you think it's easier

Speaker 1 just to coach those players that are just a bit cheaper you know that doesn't mean they're not as good but just a bit they might you might just have a sort of humility level within that and that's a cliche about you know high profile players having bigger egos etc but i just wonder if you can get a sort of team ethos a club ethos much more easily if you're the brighter manager or the or the bournemouth manager players will do what you want more I think I interviewed Potter about this at Brighton two or three years ago, and he was definitely talking about this, about how if you could show a player like Pascal Gross or tarek lampty you can show them a journey you can you if you if you can sell them a story of progress and growth and you know i'm going to give you minutes i'm going to i'm going to look after you and then you'll get your big you know escape hatch move uh if you if you perform and i think that it's a lot easier to sell that kind of story to an aspirant player who's on the way up who's who's trying to get than obviously what happened when when he's he's at chelsea and you have uh 48 multi-billionaires who all want a place in the in in the starting squad and and then you're

Speaker 1 you're managing egos, essentially, you're not managing athletes.

Speaker 1 I think there is something in that because Brighton, I know, do a huge amount of research and insight into the kind of character that they're signing, as well as

Speaker 1 analysing their ability and what they can do on the pitch. So I think that's a big part of it.
You want someone who can buy into a collective ethos, who isn't going to

Speaker 1 have a massive ego or disrupt the harmony that you're trying to create.

Speaker 3 And so, therefore, the best managers are the ones that can do that, but at one of the big levels. So, Pep, what Slot's done, what Klopp has done, because they do seem to have that,

Speaker 3 they have been able to create that same thing.

Speaker 3 I always think when we're sort of complaining about Galactico's at PSG not working hard, and then you see how hard, like Fermino, Salah, and Mane worked for Liverpool under Klopp, or how everyone on City, you know, this season side just like didn't stop doing everything that Pep wanted them to do.

Speaker 3 and and then there's got this other level who managed generally Manchester United who just can't who are just lost in this sort of like this horrible abyss anyway uh villa one at Brentford 1-0 Ollie Watkins with the only goal um a big deflection uh so uh a big as producer Joel says deflecken

Speaker 3 um

Speaker 3 whether that was worth uh retelling on this Johnny Lou's head in his hands um so I absolve Mark Flecken for that um I think quite interesting about

Speaker 3 this game, and we talked about defenders celebrating Norse, was Axe Dzasi really, I mean, he was celebrating absolutely everything, even when he sort of gave away definitely one penalty in my eyes.

Speaker 3 I think probably one out of the two. But he really loved, he really loved doing his Benucci levels of celebration.

Speaker 5 I mean, he definitely should have celebrated when he didn't get sent off for continually giving away penalties. But I actually like him.

Speaker 5 Whenever I've seen him at Chelsea, I've kind he seemed slightly clumsy

Speaker 5 thoughtless at times

Speaker 5 but he's done really well at Villa I mean I mean I know that's contradicted by the fact he he he should have given away two penalties but um but um no he's he he looked really strong and um I won't be surprised if they keep him the the the interesting thing for me is is of the Villa players that are on loan which ones they'll they will actually keep because um

Speaker 5 you'd assume DeSasi if if Chelsea are open to that but but in terms of forwards personally like obviously i've got a vested interest but you can't i kind of wonder whether rashford is doing enough and i know he's got a lot of praise and and and he's he's had a few assists but i wonder whether that's enough for them to spend 40 million on on him uh especially seeing as he doesn't automatically start for them every week villa scored a second straight after the first baz which was disallowed for offside and since our discussion about us and venge torso offsides i now have to check if the goal would have been allowed under the Wenger system.

Speaker 3 And I think this one would have been, because the torso of, I forget who, was it Morgan, was Oleg Watkins, was on side before he saw

Speaker 3 Morgan Rodgers. Are you doing the same thing?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think his torso was on side and his knee cap, his patella wasn't,

Speaker 4 which is a bit of a shame because it was a good goal. This was an interesting game in that it was a team

Speaker 4 who used to be really good at home, but having won in seven now, I think, at home, Brentford playing a team who's away form was pretty dismal.

Speaker 4 So, I had it nailed down as a draw, and it probably should have been. I think Brentford were a bit unlucky,

Speaker 4 as has been pointed out on another day. They could have had two penalties,

Speaker 4 missed some decent chances, and

Speaker 4 yeah, it was a good win for Villa, but slightly fortuitous, I think.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't know how the the first penalty. I know Dozasi doesn't mean to, but he falls over and just absolutely clears, it clears him out, doesn't it, Kevin Charter?

Speaker 3 It's a baffling decision. Palace won it, switched nil.

Speaker 3 The Adam Wharton pass in the first minute, John, is my favourite moment of the weekend.

Speaker 3 He's such a special player, I think.

Speaker 1 It's great to see him back.

Speaker 1 The pass reminded me of Modric, actually. Yeah.
Because Modric is one of those, he's got, I think, one of the greatest outsteps that we've ever seen.

Speaker 1 And being able to pick a pass that basically isn't available in a straight line. Like, Nketty is making the run, and he has to bend it.

Speaker 1 And because he's under pressure, it has to be the outside of the foot. And it has to go, you know.
And yeah, I think Wharton is one of those players

Speaker 1 who's still very much potential. You know, he's being tipped for big things.
And you see just in little flashes and glimpses

Speaker 1 what he might be capable of. And it's just so exciting

Speaker 1 to see a player at that kind of stage in his career where you're still kind of trying to extrapolate

Speaker 1 what they might end up being.

Speaker 1 And obviously Tufield is naming his England squad this week, which is, you know, it's quite timely because

Speaker 1 Wharton is one of those players. I think Andreel Gomez is another, you know, copy menu potentially, even though he hasn't been playing too much, who you sort of need.

Speaker 1 England haven't had that sort of player at the base of midfield.

Speaker 1 You can just pick up the ball off the defence and move move it forward and play, you know, defence splitting passes and just take care of it.

Speaker 1 I don't think Rice is that sort of player.

Speaker 1 And it's interesting to see whether Tuchel decides to go for a Wharton kind of player, whether he wants that sort of presence or whether he wants a kind of a more physical,

Speaker 1 you know, stand there, big man kind of midfielder who will scrap around and

Speaker 1 be a little bit nasty.

Speaker 3 It's a shame Mketia, who obviously, you know, is a bit rusty, hasn't played that much football, didn't score that guy.

Speaker 3 In the same way that, you know, Giao Polini didn't score that ridiculous setup from Mussiala in midweek. The pass will be forgotten.
And we won't be talking about this pass in five years' time.

Speaker 3 I'm convinced of it.

Speaker 4 I suspect you will, Max.

Speaker 4 Maybe, maybe, you're right.

Speaker 3 And it's my side as really well, that finish. It's a great dink, isn't it? Look, Ipswich's the only side without a win in 2025.
And they just feel like they're sort of okay.

Speaker 3 Maybe it's like Luton last year. Like, they're showing real fight.

Speaker 3 They seem to be the promoted side that's that's that's given it a bit, which means what they'll get relegated to league one next next season, like Luton are at the moment.

Speaker 5 Um, well, I mean, I mean, the

Speaker 5 sort of a flip of that is

Speaker 5 they, I mean,

Speaker 5 I mean, you're right, it just feels so strange that they're that they're third from bottom and by a margin, where they every time you see them, they they play with intelligence with intent. Um, I'd

Speaker 5 really hope that um

Speaker 5 they essentially come straight back up, um, and hopefully leave it every chance

Speaker 5 because

Speaker 5 I think they are a Premier League club.

Speaker 5 I think they play in a way that perhaps with a couple more players

Speaker 5 would have been rewarded with a comfortable 13th, 14th position

Speaker 5 end result. So yeah, I mean, they're always interesting to watch.

Speaker 5 I actually think

Speaker 5 if you look at all the teams near the bottom, I'd say Leicester are obviously not good, but Southampton, again, they're a team where

Speaker 5 they've only got nine points, but they do give any team a game. And we saw that against

Speaker 5 Liverpool, we saw that against Manchester United.

Speaker 5 So, yeah,

Speaker 5 it's a strange one.

Speaker 5 Maybe we should extend

Speaker 5 the Premier League to 22 teams. So, like, two really bad teams come up and then

Speaker 5 at least teams like Ipswich and Southampton can be rewarded for being competent.

Speaker 3 Well, I mean, it's the mezzanine that we've come up with, where they that's where they go to the mezzanine, these promoted sides and just sort of sit there, have a fun little five-team league just for a few years.

Speaker 4 Crossed my mind the other day, I just wonder, do any of the three teams in the relegation zone, are any of them, are all of them clinging on to the hope that Manchester City might get docked like a million points?

Speaker 4 And that would mean one of them stays up. So are they having their own little fight to finish third from bottom rather than second from bottom?

Speaker 3 I mean, we can only speculate.

Speaker 1 I don't know. They're not doing a great job of it, really.

Speaker 1 If they are scrapping

Speaker 1 desperately for 18th place,

Speaker 1 I'm not sensing

Speaker 1 a lot of grit and resilience there.

Speaker 3 Wolves Everton was on 8 o'clock on a Saturday night, which is no time for Premier League football.

Speaker 3 The only football that should be on is like La Liga, when you sort of like just are flicking along and go, oh, look, Athletia playing Gatafe. Maybe I'll give it 10 minutes.

Speaker 4 You're having a pizza and a couple of beers. And, yeah,

Speaker 4 there's some Syria game.

Speaker 3 Yeah, exactly. The legal.
So, look, well, I mean, look, I only saw those highlights. I suspect the same for you guys.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 But the only thing of note I thought, and we talked about Adam Wharton's pass, the Belligard pass to Manetti is Barry is absolutely like a putt. It's so perfect.

Speaker 3 And that was the only real highlight I thought of this football match. Yeah, it wasn't a very good game.

Speaker 4 I think a draw was probably fair.

Speaker 4 It was pretty scrappy. That was a moment of quality.
Pick for that to make a couple of decent saves.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 4 yeah, it wasn't, it was very Saturday night.

Speaker 4 I mean, David Moyes said in the build-up to the game, he was asked about the eight o'clock Saturday night kickoff, and he said, Well, I'm normally had a bottle of red by eight o'clock on a Saturday.

Speaker 4 He didn't even seem he was joking, but well, I don't think he was joking, but he didn't even seem particularly inclined for that time.

Speaker 5 I love the way that the one person who was incredibly invested was Kunya, because the camera kept on going to him.

Speaker 5 And if anything, he looked as if he was ready to punch someone just for the fact that he'd got himself suspended. So, yeah, I think he was the one player who was

Speaker 5 one person who was invested in this eight o'clock kickoff.

Speaker 3 But yeah,

Speaker 5 maybe it's the kind of game where maybe it's the kind of

Speaker 5 time of the weekend where you want your Mumford and Sons rather than your punk.

Speaker 3 Possibly.

Speaker 5 I just think, I know

Speaker 3 there are smarter people than me that

Speaker 3 work out all the packages for when games take place. And obviously,

Speaker 3 you know, the Premier League gets loads of money from football. And when it's at 8 p.m., that's a really good time.

Speaker 3 Certain, you know, countries, like in Australia, that's a really great time for, you know, you go, you wake up, you go, oh, there it is, eight o'clock kickoff. Sunday morning, you can just watch that.

Speaker 1 Oh, bloody hell it's Warsview Everson. Back to bed.

Speaker 3 I mean, there is that. Some type.
Can we have some that are sacrosanct? I'd still move Europa League to Tuesday, do all the Champions League on a Wednesday, and say Thursday, not allowed.

Speaker 3 I just think that would be really great for all of us.

Speaker 3 But I don't run the game. Let's finish on this email from Colm, who says, is that how I pronounce it, Barry? C-O-L-M? Colm.
Column.

Speaker 4 Colm.

Speaker 3 Column. Column.
Colm. Thank you, Column.
Colm.

Speaker 3 Hi, Max Barry and the Football Weekly team. I think this is the opposite of the Vessekti Me email, as I'm waiting for my wife to give birth to our third child.

Speaker 3 And as my work is already done, I said I may as well email you lads. As a father to, I'm just trying to think of which point in the pregnancy, when is that

Speaker 3 when has that happened? Because, you know, like I feel like your work only increases until the baby arrives.

Speaker 3 Anyway, as a father to two incredibly soon to be three kids, my available time to go to or even watch football matches is extremely limited.

Speaker 3 You lot are the way I consume and keep up to date with all things football, even listening to the same pod more than once in a week. Blind me.

Speaker 3 You obviously don't know this, but you were there for me in my darkest times when I was recovering from a car accident four years ago, where it would take me over half an hour to slowly walk up to a kilometre.

Speaker 3 You were in my ears. My brother Alan and friend Peter regularly discuss the pod rather than the football in our In and Around Clichés WhatsApp group, where we frequently discuss how the game is going.

Speaker 3 As Irishmen, we get particular joy from Barry's jubilation when England are knocked out of tournaments and beaten in finals. We sense your relief, Barry.

Speaker 3 Anyway, gents, I better get back in there and greet the newest Manchester United fan. God knows where penny-pinching Jim will have the club by the time this child understands football.

Speaker 3 Amateur status may be where he won't need to pay players. Keep up the good work, lads.
You help people more than you'll ever know.

Speaker 3 Appreciate a shout-out to Alan and Peter, as I won't be seeing them for a pint for a while. All the best, Colman Ross Common.
Thank you so much, Colm. I appreciate your email.

Speaker 3 It's very nice to hear from you. Best of luck with the third kid.

Speaker 3 That is certainly one more than I'll be having.

Speaker 3 I can guarantee that.

Speaker 3 We're discussing, Barry, whether if I do have a vasectomy, whether I should think I sort of should broadcast it.

Speaker 3 You know, I should record it for a live show, but then I feel so embarrassed telling the doctors that, you know, trying to explain that I'm not an influence. I'm not doing this as like an influence.

Speaker 3 So there's like context, but I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 If you're a vasectomy, Max, you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 You're absolutely right.

Speaker 5 Can I just say,

Speaker 5 I feel bad for people of Nottingham. So I've had a quick Google and there's loads of famous people from Nottingham.

Speaker 5 There's yeah, there's Vicky McClure, Jake Bug, yeah, Robert Harris, yes, of course, Mr. Mr.
Jam, who's a DJ,

Speaker 5 Sue Pollard, Stuart Broad,

Speaker 1 um,

Speaker 5 oh, of course, Carl Throtch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so this is this is terrible, it's a terrible list. It's up, up your game, Nottingham.
This is a major

Speaker 3 what have you got against what have you got against Nottingham Forest getting into the Champions League? Like, like, like, like every team does Sakurin. Look at us, we're in the terrible list.

Speaker 1 Well, quite apart from the fact that they're going to lose six of their eight games,

Speaker 1 I mean, there's going to be this huge build-up. It's going to be like emotional.

Speaker 1 They're going to interview John McGovern if he's still alive. I assume he's still alive.
They're going to get Martin O'Neill on just to, you know, reminisce, and they're going to lose.

Speaker 1 They're just going to lose six out of eight.

Speaker 3 Like, what is the point of it?

Speaker 1 This is the point. This is the point.
Not next. Next season is going to be going to be bad.
This season, great.

Speaker 1 All in favor of this season.

Speaker 5 I mean, will this change your mind, Jonathan? Jane Sorbill?

Speaker 1 Yeah, fair enough. Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
Proper like Bolero legends. We stand a true Sarajevo legends.
I mean, it's

Speaker 3 just good. Like, it's always saccharin, isn't it? Apart from, you know, teams that are in it every year who are just a bit bored of it.
Like,

Speaker 3 whether if Bournemouth get there, it will be saccharin in a different way, I guess. But

Speaker 3 yes, I'm glad we righted the wrongs.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure we have, to be honest.

Speaker 4 I could see this not ending well for Johnny Doo.

Speaker 1 Give them a playoff, right? Just having to commit to this for like eight, possibly ten games, they might scrape a playoff.

Speaker 1 And, you know, but I think that that's a lot of Nottingham Forest in the Champions League, even for Nottingham Forest fans, I think, especially if they go on a bit of a, you know, a bad run.

Speaker 1 You've got, you know,

Speaker 4 put down the shovel, Johnny.

Speaker 1 Nil-nil against Red Star Belgrade. Great.
I mean,

Speaker 3 I think he loves the digging. I've, you know, like, this this is Lou in his element, isn't it?

Speaker 3 Anyway, I'll put you, I'll stop you in mid-flow if that's okay.

Speaker 1 Terrible football. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Chris Wood's going to score three next season.

Speaker 1 Just enjoy. Just enjoy the moment.

Speaker 5 Thank you, Johnny.

Speaker 3 Yeah, cheers. Cheers.
Thanks, Nos. Thanks.
Cheers, Barry. Thank you.
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