481: 2000 Mules

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Did January 6th try to overthrow the government and overturn free elections and install fascism?

Or was it just a slightly louder version of freedom?

He actually says at one point, he goes, they wanted their leaders to adjudicate these claims of election fraud.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, no, those pictures look like people who are out for an orderly adjudication, don't they?

Well, maybe, maybe the chance of adjudicating the claims of election fraud were just drowned out by the chance of hanging Mike Pence and we didn't hit you actually.

There you go.

I knew that's where there was a reason.

God awful

movie.

Movie.

Movies.

Movies.

Welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian Cinema because we drew the short fucking straw.

I'm your host, No Illusions.

Heath is off this week, but sitting 900 miles to to my northeast is my bad friend, Eli Bosnick.

Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?

I am ready.

Noah, I've been waiting on this bad boy for four years.

Yeah, it's been too long.

And also, giving people something to focus on besides anything else that might be happening on this Tuesday.

Awfully nice of us to show coming up.

But no, the fuck, we're not, though.

We're actually just going to double down on their anxiety.

And to help us do that, we're going to welcome in two special guest masochists and the hosts of the fallacious Trump podcast, Jim and Mark.

Jim, Mark, welcome to God Awful Movies.

Thank you very much.

Hey, thanks for having us.

Pleasure to be here.

All right.

So we've got a ton of shit to get to today.

I believe when you guys broke down this podcast, it went on for like nine hours on your show.

So we're going to do it in considerably less here.

But I still, I want to take a quick second out to inform our audience about your show.

So Jim, can you give us the elevator pitch?

What is the Fallacious Trump podcast?

So we talk about politics and critical thinking.

Each episode, we break down a different logical fallacy.

We use examples from Trump because he provides all of them.

It's so good.

And we also talk about British politics and pop culture, use those as examples for the fallacies.

And basically we try to make sense of whatever the fuck's going on in your lovely country.

I was going to say, we would provide you infinite fodder here in the States.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I imagine y'all get the same question that we get, which is, oh, you know, like when we tell people, oh, we break down a new Christian movie every week.

They always say, like, well, aren't you going to run out eventually?

And we're like, fuck it?

No.

No.

They keep making them, you see.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We just did episode 160 and we've got a list still to get to.

So

and people say, well, Trump's not in power anymore.

Surely you're going to have to fold the podcast and go, well, he's not going to stop talking bullocks.

Yep.

That's true.

Yeah.

Let's hope that ages well.

Let's hope that gender field stays.

Yeah.

And so tell us, Mark, what will we be breaking down today?

Okay, so we watched Dinesh T'Souza's documentary-shaped Trump-looking propaganda exercise, 2000 Mules, which is fundamentally about the underlying truth that the election fraud big lie was true after all.

And anyone who says it isn't is lying.

And that's true too.

And we didn't look at Frank Zepper's 200 Motels, which actually is much truer.

Much truer.

Yeah, a lot more fun.

A lot more reality.

Yeah.

There.

And Eli,

how bad was this movie?

Well, if you love the conspiracy fodder that makes up so much of our program, but you wish the research time and debunking we usually do could be replaced with a game of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar played by children,

you will love this movie.

Let me clarify.

So foolish.

Let me clarify right now something.

And I literally messaged this to Noah when he started to watch the movie.

I was like, hey, just so you know, don't waste your time.

Because the debunking of everything

they say in this movie is they're just lying.

No, he's made that shit up.

Oh, this is a half-truth or a misunderstood study or, you know, they've actually done a lateral study.

He says that it's they are just looking into the camera and saying things untrue.

Yep.

Yep.

You don't need to go to Snopes to look any of it up.

It's just

a waste of the click.

Yeah.

So is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best of being the worst at?

I want to say best, worst pixelation.

Yes.

yes

that might not be the one you're thinking of yeah yeah we dinesh does not whip out little dinesh in this in case that's what you're concerned about

yeah well i hit upon the best worst use of the art of film editing because it's just uh kind of hack job of things that people say let's just stick that in in order to give it some semblance of reality it's like putting in brand names into a drama to kind of give it some authenticity so yeah there is, it's not going to win an Oscar nomination for best editor.

I don't think so.

Yeah, no.

No.

Probably not.

All right.

I was going to go.

Well, actually, I was going to go with what Eli beat me to the one I was going to go with.

But my second choice is Best Worst Pseudo-Military Data Analysis Facility.

Right.

Like, they clearly, they asked everyone making the movie to bring a monitor from home, and everybody had to have like black screen with green letters that day.

And they were just going, you know, this is actually very uncomfortable to look at yeah

so fun there's a debunking i'll probably talk about it when we get to it in there but there's a mistake that they make in one of their so-called computer screens that when i read it on wikipedia i laughed for four minutes

it's in the it's in the notes somebody included it in the notes

And I'm going to, like I said, I'm going to take the easy one.

I'm just taking the one we were all thinking of.

I'm going to go with best, worst hero because the hero of this film, get ready, is Dennis Praker.

The voice of reason.

The hero we need.

Yeah.

Dennis.

In this moment, and amongst all this bullshit.

Yeah.

Who do you think?

Here's our voice of reason.

No, I had written Best Worst Unlikely Ally, and then I saw that Eli had best worst hero.

And I called him up, and I was like, wait, who is the hero you were talking about?

He's like, Dennis Praker.

I'm like, all right, now let me change my hand.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

Well, we've waited way too long to get to this one.

So we're going to keep the break brief.

And when we come back, we'll dive into all the mules, I guess, that are 2,000 mules.

Hey, hey, man, this is my spot.

Eli.

Eli, it's me.

Oh, hey, guys.

Sorry about that.

Why are you camped outside of Target?

Yeah, did the sales guy with the tribal tattoo lift his restraining order?

Okay, first of all, his name is Chris.

Second of all, no.

But no, I'm camping out for Black Friday deals.

You're camping out for Black Friday Friday deals in the first week of November?

I sure am, Mark.

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Nice.

Hey, when you guys go in there, will you say hi to Chris for me?

Well, I don't know, man.

The judge was pretty clear about communicating with him for you.

Yeah.

No, that's fair.

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza, my best friend.

I got your text.

What's the matter?

Hey, no illusions, my best friend.

Sorry to bother you, but I'm really stuck on this new movie.

Oh, Dinesh, you could never bother me.

For though we don't see eye to eye on much, you are still my best friend.

What's the problem?

So, Trump lost the election, but I need to make a movie about how he didn't.

I tried illegal dead immigrants, voter suppression, and Twitter, but none of it is sticking.

People are going to know that they just counted the votes votes and we lost.

I see.

But what about just

lying?

I mean, Noah, I was always going to lie.

No, no, Dinesh, you misapprehend me.

What if

everything

is a lie?

Everything?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not advising you to twist the facts or represent information dishonestly.

What if you just...

made up whatever the fuck you wanted.

Okay, but people would Google that stuff, right?

Not the people who watch your movies.

So you're saying I could just say whatever I want.

Whatever you want, buddy.

Thanks, Noah.

You're the best friend ever.

No, Dinesh, you're the best friend ever.

I don't get it.

Why are they best friends in this sketch?

Oh, because Noah went to a pug cafe without Eli.

Oh, got it.

How many more episodes are we going to hear about this?

Nine.

Nine.

Got it.

And we're back for the breakdown.

And we're going to open the movie with this scary, glitchy Matrix Biden.

Right.

They always make him seem so much more badass than he's ever been at any point.

Yep.

And we get this quote where he's like, you know, because it's Biden.

He doesn't say any fucking thing, right?

He's like, we put together a voter fraud organization cut.

And they're like, see, he admitted it.

He admitted it.

Yes.

That's it.

Straight out of the horse's mouth.

Yeah, exactly.

He told us, oh, you let it slip again.

Also, I know it's just a tiny moment, but can we talk about how the election fraud media company being called Salem Media Group is a very on-the-known thing?

I know.

They're really into witch hunts.

It's Halloween, it's all wrapped up in there and everything.

Yeah.

There you go.

And as we're getting our credits and everything, we're seeing this like surveillance video of ballot drop boxes.

Yeah.

And yet it's kind of not surveillance video because it looks like, it looks like drama.

It's not boring enough to be surveillance footage.

Right.

It's fake surveillance.

Jim can attest to that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's filmed from a car, mostly, kind of from the passenger seat of a car of a guy.

He's an actor portraying a mule because none of the footage they had of people that they claim are mules was suspicious looking enough.

Right.

So they had to make this up.

Yeah.

You wouldn't be scared enough by it.

And apparently, for some reason,

he's using a VHS camera as well.

Right.

And he's got Paul Greengrass directing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But there isn't, disappointingly, there's no little flashing red record in the corner.

Yeah, exactly.

To make it look even vaguely surveillance-y.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And also, who is this guy filming it?

And why aren't they intervening and just arresting the guy?

This is like that kind of wildlife documentary, the filmmakers code for wildlife documentaries, where you can film film a starving polar bear, but you can't intervene.

Oh, that's it, right?

That's what makes it a real documentary.

Yeah,

so, and I love to like, so they're showing like this guy get out of his car and he just stuffs a bunch of ballots into the ballot box.

And I wrote in my notes, I'm like, You guys know you can't just write Biden on slips of paper and slide them in, right?

And it will take a really long time for them to answer that question for me.

Yes, and they don't, they don't

try so hard.

Sweet, sweet Dennis Brager, as we teased later will constantly be like, you guys know you kids just read by a piece of paper.

And they're like, I don't know, man.

Maybe you can't.

Who knows what happened?

Unknowable.

But they're not cross-checking involved and that kind of stuff.

This has not been going on for a century or more.

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

Right.

So, and then we get the title, 2,000 Mules, and we open up on, well, we damn near open up on the dictionary defines voting as.

Yep.

yep and i love that he has to include this sort of pseudo-patriotism in the beginning right because look what this documentary is at core is it's against everyone getting to vote yes right they drance it up and fame oh it's vote harvesting and they only admit that in the last quarter of the movie right

what it is is it's making you're not allowed to vote and they got more votes than we did so they have to cushion us at the very beginning with this fucking bald eagle flying over a voting booth and shitting out an M16 into the arms of a blonde-eyed woman who's pregnant.

To a Springstain soundtrack.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

Yep, that he sued them for using.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But there's a bit of voiceover.

I'm sure it must be Reagan.

I think so, yeah.

They play in the voiceover, but he stumbles over making this a nation of the people for the like he's reading it, like he doesn't believe it or something.

Or like he's Reagan and he can't say a single fucking sentence in that point without yeah tripping over it yeah yeah also it occurred to me there is it is it actually okay to film people voting they've got all this lovely floaty footage over the cardboard fold out voting booths and there's no one kind of going hey what are you doing i'm i'm covering up a paper well the reason for that Right.

Is that

this is footage that Dinesh has reused from when he shot his film Hillary's America.

He said

Oh, awesome.

So all these people are just actors, or, you know, well, actors in the sense that they're in a they're not really out there.

Right, yeah.

They signed up for a stock footage day.

They didn't sign up to work for Dinesh D'Souza.

Well, so, and I love because they show all these news clips going, like, you know, oh, it looks like Trump is way ahead.

And the movie's like, oh, whoever heard of being way ahead and still losing.

And of course, I had to write in my notes, Yankees fans.

I was just going to say, there's a reason Heath isn't on this episode, and it's not because

the Dodgers stuffed the ballot boxes with home runs overnight or whatever the fuck they're pretending happened.

Yeah, it's that whole thing.

Yeah, I'm taking the ball away now because we're winning.

And they go, no, no, it's just the half-time.

Yes.

Come back, come back.

Right.

Also, I just have to point this out because it's so funny.

So the very first argument of the movie is something happened overnight.

That's weird.

Yeah.

But the rest of the movie will be about how they cheated with mail-in voting.

Yeah.

But that wouldn't have changed overnight on the first night.

Yeah.

This does not contribute to the mule theory.

That would have been reflected, the mail-in fraud would have been reflected on the first votes, right?

So it would be like saying, we had a foot race and Dan tripped me.

And then at the end, I'm like, and that's why Dan poisoned me before this race ever began.

Yes.

Well, that's the okay.

So like every conspiracy theory ever, right?

There's no cohesive narrative behind what they're presenting in this movie.

It's just anomaly hunting bullshit, throwing everything against the wall, hoping that you won't notice that they never gave you a theory of the case.

Yep.

Right.

Yeah.

The first third is basically, look, the election was not secure.

Therefore, whatever we say about how we reckon they did it is probably true.

Exactly.

And all these news clips are, every single one of them is taken out of context.

Yeah.

Well, it's so out of context that you can tell that there was like more words in that sentence.

I tracked them down.

I wrote a book about this movie after we talked about it because there was too much to debunk in our nine hours of talking about it.

Think about that, people.

He got done with nine hours of debunking this movie.

And he's like, I'm really going to need a book to flesh this shit out.

So I track down every single one of these clips and they all.

cut off just before they say things like, but it's still early and there's lots of mail in Ballot's account and they're probably going to be from the Democrats.

Like, yeah.

Jesus.

But of course, what Dinesh does is he plays all those clips and he goes, you know, one side claims the verifiably true thing, but the other claims the opposite.

So they're tied, right?

Let's let's untangle that Gordian knot now.

And he does say that the election haunted the American mind in 2020.

Yes.

And that's, and I think one of the things that haunted them a lot is that ordinary folk working in counting centers after the polls had closed late had to sleep at some point.

Yep.

Yeah.

You know, and that's it.

And actually, yeah, the whole whole thing is ABC even told them, yeah, don't sleep because you'll wake up and things will be different.

Yes.

From

when you went to bed.

Right.

Right.

And I love the contrast, by the way, that we see because we first see all the MSNBC anchors and CNN anchors saying, like, oh, you know, this looks like everything is on the up and up.

And then we see like a few people like casting doubt on it.

And we go from this contrast of all of these like really well-lit people that you've heard of to this Walmart security cam footage of some guy going, I saw ballots getting dropped off in the middle of the night.

You know, they make this claim once and then they never make it again.

They're like, they were paying people $200 for their ballots.

And I was like, man, that's a

high price for the ballot.

That's a pretty good deal, actually.

Yeah, that claim comes from Project Veritas, though.

Oh, my God, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You don't have a fetus you could throw in to sweeten the DOD.

Just for that, they have a clip from Gateway Pundit, which is the one of the vans dropping ballots off in the middle of the night.

Uh-huh.

And whereas some of the news clips that they used are taken out of context, this one has been specifically re-edited to remove context.

Oh, really?

Because, yeah, the original news report called Gateway Pundit a far-right wing site known for spreading false information and said that they claimed that this van was dropping off ballots eight hours after the deadline.

And they just took those bits out so that it sounds more crimy.

Oh, it's just the CNN being like gateway pundit, but yes, map, ballots in the night.

Amazing.

Yep.

But Dinesh can't move on until he knows the truth and it aligns with his lies.

So, and he says, this is such a great fucking line.

He goes, many other issues arise out of the 2020 election and we cut to the January 6th riots.

I'm like,

issues, man?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The argument he's making here is, like, did January 6th try to overthrow the government and overturn free elections and install fascism?

Or was it just a slightly louder version of freedom?

Wait, it wasn't an insurrection.

It was an usurrent.

He actually says at one point, he goes, they wanted their leaders to adjudicate these claims of election fraud.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, no, those pictures look like people who are out for an orderly adjudication, don't they?

Well, maybe the chance of adjudicate the claims of election fraud was just drowned out by the chance of hang Mike Pence.

And

There you go.

I knew that's where there was a reason.

Or maybe judicate just sounds like USA.

No, you're not going to be able to do that.

Oh, that's what they were saying.

Maybe that's what they meant by Jews will not replace us.

Judication will not replace us.

Yeah, right, right.

There you go.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

But he reminds us that there were real consequences for this.

After all, Trump was banned for Twitter.

Yes, right.

And I just have to remind everybody, because I know Elon Musk brought brought him back and we all sort of forgot about it.

Twitter tried their best not to ban Trump.

And then he was like, yes, go, my minions who are currently inside the Capitol building.

Kill as many as you can lay hands on.

Tear the flesh from their bones.

And the algorithm kept banning him.

It wasn't even the people.

They had to shut off the algorithm for his account and just be like, we're all going to make it.

We're having a heads up.

And we're going to figure out what to do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But then, but Dinesh DeSus is like, they banned him for the big lie, but was it a big lie?

Was it a lie at all?

And we all wrote in our notes, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Well, that's kind of a rule of thumb is whenever Dinesh asks a question, the answer is invariably no.

So is it true that it's a, he will, he will start stuff with,

is it right that we can assume?

Or is it true that?

Or was it?

Has it been proven?

Hasn't it been shown that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Does this show that?

No.

That's just general rules.

Any questions?

Nope.

Let's just move on.

Mind you, if we if they did that, the film would be really very short.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you would have a six-minute episode this week, Lister.

They got off a mini.

But are there legitimate questions about this election?

Nope, Dennis Brager.

No.

Credits start to roll up.

We went and found somebody else to ask.

What did they say?

So then we watched Dinesh D'Souza walk into his skinny little studio.

studio and look i mean i'm it's more impressive than my studio i guess

okay hey dinesh little pro-to-pro here okay we don't show them how the sausage is made

okay if listeners saw out how the pig stye in which i create their content covered in just random photos of my child and stuffed animals of a chum the cat they'd either revoke or triple their Patreon content.

Nothing in between.

Yeah.

Don't show us your green screen blanket from the side.

Well, also, so he's starting, he's got his, you know, he's trying to make it seem very professional, right?

We zoom in on his mixer, and there's, oh, look, there's somebody moving dials on that mixer.

I'm like, why would they move dials on it now?

So you're recording.

Yeah.

And people at the like the crew are saying things like sound speed and stuff like that.

One of these walking into the room.

He's walking in.

He's off his jacket.

Yeah, yes.

And then with all of that, he sits down and he goes,

he has like the worst intro to a podcast ever.

He's like,

well, so this is the, I guess, season one, episode one of my new podcast.

I'm like, oh, fuck off.

Get out of my business, man.

We get a shot of his wife sitting at the desk, Debbie.

who is looks concerned as he says that season one episode one because i think her concern is well why is he worrying about is this getting picked up for a second season because you know it's been green lit already as it turns out by salem media so why is he saying season one episode one just said the first episode like he's gonna have a break yes by the end of the season there'll be a cliffhanger yeah exactly you know he'll kill off some of the main characters now to be clear how good would it be if at the end of season one broadchurch just turns a corner and shoots dinesh in the chest i'd watch the shit out of that right yeah yeah my new favorite podcast Yeah.

Let's get Tennon.

He's not busy, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then from there, so we learned he tried to start his podcast, but YouTube banned him for just asking questions about the election.

Except they didn't.

He made, he's made a whole fucking movie about the just asking questions thing, and he's still on YouTube.

I think the terms of service at YouTube are a bit less draconian than simply asking questions.

Right.

Otherwise, Tucker Carlson wouldn't be on there at all.

So, and then we see the most explodable of all the rooms in all of history.

So, Dinesh D'Souza, and by the way, my grammar check keeps trying to turn explodable into exploitable.

And I'm like, no, you're not wrong.

Yeah, go for it over that.

Yeah, so, but this room contains Dinesh D'Souza, along with such luminaries as Larry Elder, Dennis Prager, Eric Metaxas, Sebastian Gorka, and and like the afterthought that his face was to his head, Charlie fucking Kirk.

Charlie is so excited to be there.

Okay.

Hello, yeah.

Because I'm on the same show as No Illusions, occasionally they put me in rooms full of smart people.

This is what's happening to Charlie Kirk right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right.

And I bet he's ruined the day that he decided, oh no, I should have worn proper shoes.

These people are here.

They're properly dressed up.

It's because he's cool.

it's because he's here yeah eric eric metaxis is wearing i've got a question can can you eric wear super slim fit green pants with a double-breasted black blazer and matching ponka ponka

and a blue stripey shirt you know we kind of we've got to believe he's leading us to believe that he's seen the light yeah and clearly he's got dressed in the dark

eric metaxis looks like a pimp for carpets like it's

he's he's sex trafficking the carpets.

You fuck them and somehow the carpets don't want it.

That's all I know

about his job.

No, but he does though.

So all these guys, all these guys are Salem media radio hosts.

They have national syndicated Salem shows.

And that's why they're in this because Salem put out the money for the film.

Oh, so this was like...

No, you have to include these people.

Gotcha.

This is like a cross-promotion thing.

Yeah, that's why they spend like a third of this film listening to what these guys think about the election and later on this film itself.

This film.

Yeah.

Okay.

So that explains the big fucking question to me, which is why the fuck they left Dennis Prager in the movie, even though he spends the whole goddamn thing going, you guys are too full of shit even for me.

You guys are idiots.

Yeah.

And this is where that begins, right?

This is where Dennis Prager comes in and he's like, well, this is.

This is fucking dumb.

This is not at all convincing what you guys are saying, right?

Yes, because look, this is the opener, right?

And to be fair, all the other idiots in the room blow it because the construction of this scene should be, I'm not sure.

I've seen some things that trouble me.

Oh, I'm worried.

And then they're convinced by the end of the movie.

But because these are idiot con men, they open on all being like, yep, totally stole the election.

Yes.

With the exception of Dennis Brager, who's like, you guys are fucking idiots.

The thing is, you're wrong.

He's just the best at it.

Like, Gorka is like, no, I don't know what you're talking about.

It was definitely stolen.

But Prague says he's agnostic about it but yeah he's not he's just better at pretending he is yeah he wrote a blog post like in january 2021 saying the the democrats definitely cheated i'm just not sure whether it was enough to tip the election in their favor that's the only thing he's agnostic about yeah and it's illegal bad guy

that's what dennis does right he shows up and he just asks questions that imply bad horrible ideas and then we give him millions of dollars and no consequences.

And his grandkids change their name to Frager when they go to high school and nobody knows the fucking difference.

That's how being an evil person works.

Only Charlie Kirk is the one who shows up and is like, hi, everybody.

I'm on a hunt for kitty litter in the bathroom.

Yes.

And we're like, well, no,

you can actually see on camera there's not.

And he's like, yes, there is.

I see it.

Well, but it's not just Charlie Kirk, though.

It's everyone except Dennis Frager.

Right.

Like you said, like, so Sebastian Gorka comes in and he goes, well, you know, I, for one, can't believe that a guy for the campaign from his basement got more votes than Obama.

And I'm like, well, to be fair, Obama wasn't running against the platonic concept of incompetence, though, right?

Like, they just, they keep saying shit like that, where it's all predicated on this.

Well, you know, if our guy wasn't the most incompetent human being ever to run for a major fucking party in any goddamn history of any fucking major election in the world, this would make no sense.

And I'm like, yes, you're right

hey guys real quick i'm just uh planning out our question should we all ask out loud in our documentary what we would have done in 1940s germany do you think we should do a quick roundtable

let's do that let's do that yeah yeah charlie is so confused at this question because he knows because look charlie's a on-brand boy right he's getting all the answers his hand shoots up into the air every time stolen election trans kids and then dinesh is like i mean if we had had been in 1940s Germany and he's like oh it's there I I thought we weren't supposed to try

that Dinesh

yeah well because that's it's like Sebastian Gorka is like well if I believed that Trump was as evil as they believe I would steal an election and I'm like that's what you're trying to do now man we know right you're just so incompetent you're trying to do it in reverse Yeah, the fact they don't care about election integrity isn't the slam dunk argument they think it is.

Yeah.

yeah, yeah.

And again, this is the fucking phenomenal thing because they're all patting each other on the back, right?

Oh, yeah, this is totally a thing Democrats do.

And Dennis Prinker, having not been given whatever pill he needed before this, just goes, okay, so why didn't they cheat in Virginia then?

Why didn't they cheat in other states?

And they're like, because

they're bad ends.

Right, right.

Why didn't they cheat to get themselves the Senate?

Right.

Why did they lose the fucking Senate?

And again, this will never be explained by his idiot fucking theory, right?

Because we have to, we would have to believe that the fucking election mules, that the ballot mules split their votes.

Yeah.

So fucking funny.

It's so good.

Also, there's this great moment where they're all like, oh, well, you know, the reason politicians aren't talking about this is because they're all afraid.

Yeah.

And they're all the elites.

And Dennis Bragg is like, oh, maybe they want to keep their jobs, you absolute fucking idiots.

He's just disappointed.

I'm in a room with you.

That's what happens when you say that stuff.

You end up in this room with Charlie.

Charlie, I swear to God, if you take another piece of candy out of your pocket, I'm going to beat you to death with my baby hands.

You must stop eating candy.

We out there.

Those loose nerds in your pocket.

And okay, we have to point out that Charlie Kirk is way echoeer than everybody else,

which leads me to believe that Charlie Kirk, like, muscled his way.

Like, he saw everybody get into the elevator.

He's like, what are we doing upstairs, guys?

And they didn't have a microphone for him.

He's like, We're hearing him through Gorka's microphone or something.

Yeah, yeah.

They had a microphone, and they were like, Oh, Charlie, we'd love to have you, but we don't have one.

He was like, No problem, I'll just yell.

And they were like,

Oh,

I think they had a boom guy, and he was just not prepared to go near Charlie Kirk.

That was

like,

Hey, man, I've worked on a couple of these steps before.

I'm just letting you know if you run a microphone up Charlie's shirt, he's going to come.

So don't

do it.

Don't do it.

Just don't do it.

Just letting you know.

You're destroying one of our lives if you do this today.

So, and then I love this contrast, right?

Because we go from Dennis Prager basically saying, yo, a bunch of fucking idiots, to Dinesh D'Souza at home talking to his wife.

So it plays like, you know, he got told off by Dennis Prager and now needs a more sympathetic audience, right?

So that's when I said to Dennis, and I was very convincing, and he was very

staging choice he's made to like do slice of life intros to the various moments of this documentary is so bizarre.

They do like, they do a bunch of like, should we call a very close personal friend, Catherine?

Oh, my goodness, you know, we're having lunch so many times a month.

I suppose now you could just call her up on the phone.

I do have a phone number.

Why don't I call her on the phone?

Just think she might be there.

Oh, I don't know.

It's a movie.

She's going to answer.

It's going to be pretty awkward if she answers.

She'd done it.

Or she just picks up and she's like, Dinesh, I told you never to call.

Hamera.

So fun fact.

This is not their house.

This is a buy-in with set.

The exterior establishing shop is also not their house.

That stuck footage.

Amazing.

I mean, I'm sure they have a lovely house, but they're like, no, you know, this is a documentary.

I don't think that's a good thing.

We don't want anything to be authentic.

Well, I was wondering, I was like, I'm glad you said that because I was like, why is it that every time we see him it's in this kitchen right we only like he works in that kitchen that him and his wife hang out in the kitchen right because we cut to him and they're just sitting there in the kitchen having this conversation where he's like well you know if you think about it the democrats have a long history of voter fraud like tammany hall for example

he goes back to the 1790s for his example yeah he makes up a fake example he's like jfk stole the election they're like what and he's like never mind moving on It was rumored.

She'll have.

Yeah.

Also, I have to talk.

I just kept expecting the camera to, because it's so obviously a set.

I kept expecting the camera to pan over to two porn actors who were like, he was supposed to start fucking me in the ass at three.

Okay.

It's 2.55.

You guys are going to have to finish this shoot over the sound of him penetrating me rectally, just so you know.

Or they look across at Dinesh and go, oh, the fluff has arrived.

Yeah, right.

Guys, like, it's not going to work.

it's not gonna work yesterday

no matter how yeah you can fluff all you like man thing i can't figure out is why is debbie in the film i don't know bring your wife to work day hey mark mark you married man yeah

that's why debbie's in the film yeah that's it well she's also on the credit as written and directed by sure is

sure is yeah debbie walked in while he was writing and she was like am i in the movie and dinesh was like of course her linkedin

this is true.

Her LinkedIn says that her latest job is helping her husband with movies.

Amazing.

That is her thing.

Man, there you go.

So, yes, but this is where she suggests that they call their good friend Catherine Engelbrecht, founder of True the Vote.

And she basically says that, why don't we call our good friend Catherine Engelbrecht, founder of True the Vote, right?

Sure.

Let me use my telephone.

Who happens to be, who happens to have done the research for the movie?

Yes, let's do that.

Right.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a good thing because the rest of this was just going to be what we ate for breakfast.

Right.

But look at us hanging out in this porn

hall in the house that isn't ours.

Right.

So, to give you an idea of who Catherine Engelbrecht is, do you remember season seven of Buffy when they had the Uber vampire who was like in charge, like stronger and leader of all the other vampires?

Absolutely.

Yes.

Catherine Engelbrecht is that, but for Karens.

Yes, exactly.

She's the Uber Karen.

She actually shits expired coupons.

Basically, Obama was elected and she asked to see the manager of America.

This is unacceptable.

The thing that's so funny about Catherine Engelbrecht is that she is just the person who thought of this conspiracy theory too early, right?

She thought of it in 2008 before the internet destroyed most of America's brains.

So she was like, I think the election was fake.

And everyone was like, shut up.

And then by the 2020, we were like,

the Twitter box said they done vaccinate my trans.

And she was like, oh, my time has come.

Well, and so, and she says to him on the phone, she's like, well, you know, we're working on something.

It's a little too big to talk about over the phone.

And I'm like, is it the title of the fucking movie?

So then she talks about it at great lengths.

Yes.

Once we get the footage of them driving to a facility.

Yes, go into a shipyard like they're about to buy the McGuffin or some shit, right?

Yes.

And I think it's all shot with the same, it's the same point of view stalker cameraman from the opening sequence.

Yeah, he's hiding behind bushes and stuff.

Hiding behind things and sneaking out.

He's been in the back seat of their car ever since he was filming voters for stuffing ballots.

All right.

All right.

So they're going to meet this guy, Greg Phillips.

And all we learn about him at this moment, anyway, is that he has a background in, quote, election intelligence.

And he's got some news for Dinesh.

So with our assurance that what they've got from him is at least as stupid as you were hoping it was, we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be back in a flash with even more of

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I guess approximately 1,320 mules worth, actually, if you do the math.

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Well, it's more of a cap than a flap.

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Yeah.

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All right, everyone, let's circle up for one last meeting of the vote harvest and mules for the 2020 election.

I feel exactly the same as anyone here.

Right.

So as you know, all 2,000 of us.

54,000.

Oh, 54,000 by the end of the movie.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Anyway, we were all on board with this plan and we executed tens of thousands of illegal votes.

Hundreds of thousands.

Well, yeah, no, almost a million without telling anyone we shouldn't or getting drunk or.

getting caught.

Really, it's an amazing job, everyone.

It's really, truly a physically impossible task that we've done here.

And I'm so proud of you all we're proud of you man yeah thank you yes i did choreograph this national effort to steal almost a million votes without making any mistakes or getting caught a single time now we weren't going to tell you guys this but for the amazing work that you all did george soros is taking us all to chili's

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Yeah, just please stop doing notes.

Got it.

And we're back for more of this shit.

We're going to rejoin the action with Catherine and Greg taking Dinesh and fucking Dinesha to my best worst,

which is their impressively black and metallic basement-looking warehouse that they're going to get.

Oh, yeah.

Most of the rest of the movie.

Fun fact, this is not true the votes office.

Oh no!

Don't say

this is a studio called Epic Man Cave in Texas.

Oh excellent.

Please tell me they do like party rentals and this is the first time they haven't hosted like a fucking Call of Duty 40th birthday.

Right, because that exactly that's what this room is for.

This room is for a bunch of fucking people to play Call of Duty in and take it way too goddamn seriously.

Yeah, I mean, I would land party the fuck out of this space.

I don't want to hold this against Man Cave, Texas.

So that's that might explain the jackets.

And it must be very cold in there because everybody seems to be wearing outdoor jackets.

Yes.

Sitting at the computers wearing outdoor clothes.

And I guess the budget blew any chance of heaters because I'm talking about the stock footage because all the maps are stock footage.

Well, it's in Texas, so maybe the power was out.

You know,

their power grid is not very

reliable.

So, Dinesh says to this guy, this is Greg Phillips.

And he's, Dinesh says to Greg, he goes, So, what's your background?

And Greg says, Well, I've been in and around election intelligence for about 40 years.

And I'm like, That is nothing.

You have told me nothing.

So have I, man.

In and around.

Yeah.

So

it's going to save a lot of time from this point in.

If just anytime anyone in the movie says a thing, just imagine me saying, oh, that's not true.

Because yes, 100%.

None of it.

This is where I sent the warning to Noah because every time they'd make a claim, they'd be like, we have the largest store of election information.

And I was like, okay, let me fact-check that.

And I'm on my Google trying to.

And it's just, no, they're just saying words.

They have it.

The government has that.

Yeah, of course.

Yes.

But just everything, everything they say is just a lie.

It's just a straight-up lie.

Or it's really general.

So, for example, Greg does not have 40 years of election experience in any way at all.

He was a stockbroker for a while.

He didn't even graduate from college like 40 years before this interview with.

Yeah, right.

No, he's like, he's probably, he's like, what, 52?

or something.

So he started working in election intelligence when he was 12.

But the big bit of experience he does have is he was the the guy who claimed that 3 million non-citizens voted in 2016, which is

trumped to continually claim that he won the popular vote if you delete all of the people who voted illegally.

Right.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Awesome.

I've made up some pretty important lies.

Maybe you've heard of me.

Yeah.

So, yeah, so, but they're sitting around there.

There's also this great moment where like, you know, they're talking to Catherine about True the Vote and they show like, you know, she's been on TV.

She's pretty important.

She's been on C-SPAN 3.

maybe you've heard of it maybe you heard of me testifying before congress like such illustrious people as comedian dave attell and andy ningo about the threat of antifa yes

and doesn't she say we're gonna let the data tell the tale and of course when it didn't they just made up a tale entirely that didn't draw on any of the data stupid data wouldn't lie for us yeah

so we're gonna have to make one up yeah yeah And the first case of election fraud that they're going to talk about is a person who was Republican.

They don't mention that, but the way they get around that, and really correct me if I'm wrong on this, the way they get around that, and they're like, so this guy in North Carolina was harvesting votes, he, well, he worked with a lot of black people.

Yes.

Okay.

Very urban, very inside New York.

He learned it from watching the liberals.

Yes.

Yep.

So if you think about it, the black people people did the crime because they spent, they rubbed off on it.

So, and they have to sort of like, they have to address this because Catherine is pretending that her organization is nonpartisan, right?

That's a big part of it.

Like, we're just a nonpartisan election organization that's just looking into the integrity of the elections.

We don't have a dog in this race.

So Dinesh has to be like, all right, so there was a lot of like.

actual, verifiable, well-known election interference in 2016 with the Russian bots and everything.

And your organization never said a fucking thing about that.

So do you want to address that now?

Right.

And she's like, yeah, we were looking at different types of voter fraud.

And I'm like, which types?

And she's like, black.

The stuff that isn't us.

Right.

Yeah.

The stuff we weren't doing.

Yeah.

Yes.

The way she excuses herself is she said she wanted a way to prove the election was fraudulent in a way that was more provable.

And I wrote in my notes, I bet she's not going to do that.

And no, she won't.

She will not.

Yeah, they came up with a way.

They looked for a way that the election could have been stolen that they could track.

Yes.

So not like the way it was done, but a way that they could prove using their method.

And it just turns out that was the way they did it.

Yes.

What are the odds?

So weird

that all those nails turned out to need a hammer.

How amazing would it be, though, if they were just like, yes, we spent millions of dollars on this harvested data and just we're fucking idiots.

We were wrong.

It was so wrong.

So, okay.

So they're going to explain to us the crux of their argument, but they're going to get there in a stupid fucking way.

I'm so excited to hear the crux of their argument.

So they start off by telling us about geotracking, just in general, how you can like buy data of where people have, like, you know, depersonalized data of where people have been, right?

And Dinesh introduces this by asking Greg, what is

geo-tracking?

He totally voices on the board while he's trying to get it.

He's on the board.

Yeah, he's on the board.

Yeah.

Damn it.

He goes, Oh, yeah, no, we know all about geotracking.

We were in the Apple store the other day, and I'm like, a fucking course you were, Dinesh.

I knew you were.

You jackass.

They do this stupid thing where they're trying to yes at it.

They're like, we were at CVS and we were getting coupons.

There was, it said that we were coupons, and I guarantee you they were in the fucking CVS app.

Yes, these absolute clown shoes idiots were like, How does it know?

Get out of my hand, Mark Wahlberg.

When you sign up to the in-store Wi-Fi, yes,

that is weird.

How did they know we were here?

Tell me what I'm thinking right now.

So, yeah.

So, and then they're like, you know, this geo-tracking data, that's actually how they found a bunch of the January 6th rioters.

They might as well say, so, you know, leave your fucking phone at the hotel by a burner, you dumbasses.

Right.

And a reminder that the way they found most of the January 6th rioters is that they fucking filmed themselves doing

looked on the cameras and they were like, well, there's one right there.

Hey, everybody, it's me.

It's me, Greg, from Greg Overthrows the Government.

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How could they possibly track him down that quickly?

It's impossible.

But how did they identify them from the video?

I mean, for example, like Derek Evans, the guy who was a member of the West Virginia House of Delegates, when he live streamed his crime on Facebook, he yelled, Derek Derek Evans is in the Capitol.

See if you can follow my clues, Mr.

Policeman.

Right, unless they were spying on Derek Evans beforehand, how would they have known within 72 hours?

Possibly no.

This whole argument makes no fucking sense because they're trying to say, like, well, you know, they would have had to been tracking those rioters even beforehand for them to find them so quickly.

And then we're like, oh, really?

How quickly?

They're like, 72 hours.

72 hours?

They're like, yeah, well, you'd have to find the phone and then you'd have to track track the data.

And I'm like, that's the same thing, right?

You just said the same thing twice.

Then you'd have to figure out whose phone it is.

Well, that happens automatically when you find the phone.

You have to save the data to your desktop.

Yes.

And then you have to go to your downloads folder.

And then it's not there.

So you have to check the desktop.

And you have to open it.

Then you can extract it.

You watch a few TikToks.

And you accidentally clicked it on a different app than on Archiver.

And so now that's the D.

So you have to right click and then use a new app.

How could you do that in 72 hours?

72 hours.

It's impossible.

But the thing is, they didn't even do that.

No.

I mean, like for the, for the, all of the people, I tracked down all of the people who were arrested in the first 72 hours.

And they were all people who were either arrested on scene or who like gave their name to reporters or yelled it on Facebook or

people who were who the FBI got tipped off by like ex-wives and people they hated.

Right.

It was all that kind of stuff.

They didn't, like, Google didn't even hand over the geolocation data that they requested until May.

Oh, wow.

So they didn't use any geolocation data to track people for the first few months after January 6th.

Amazing, amazing the extent of the lying here.

And then they go like, you know, that geo-tracking that they use to track down American citizens, that's the same way they got bin Laden.

So they're treating American citizens just like they treated Bin Laden.

In that there was a place involved.

Yes, exactly.

Geographically speaking.

Yeah.

Yeah, right, right, yeah.

So, but then after explaining, like spending all this time talking about how geo tracking is evil, they're like, anyway, so we used it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And now here's the crux of their argument.

And this is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen in my life.

I had no idea that this is what the 2000 mules thing was going into this, right?

So they bought a bunch of cell phone tracking data and they tracked where people had been, anonymized data they tracked where people had been and then they highlighted anyone who had visited more than 10 or had been you know because like geo-tracking data like can get you within a you know 10 feet or whatever eight feet or what it constantly

16 is the best case scenario all right 16 is the best case scenario according to to the us government at least Right, right.

Okay.

So yeah, according to the people who do this shit for a living.

So if you've been within 16 feet of a drop box, of a ballot drop box, if you've been within 16 feet feet of 10 different ballot drop boxes during the month of October,

they said, well, you were obviously stuffing ballot boxes because why would you have had to go to 10 of them otherwise?

Well, it's not just, I mean, Noah, let's give them a fair shake here because it wasn't just drop boxes.

No, it wasn't.

It was also people who went to

any non-profit.

Well, so well.

But now, correct me if I'm wrong here, Jim, but they never define what they're actually, because they say, well, like, or one of these organizations, but they never define in the movie what fucking organization specifically they're talking about, right?

Yeah, sure.

There's a reason they don't do that, and that's because they would get sued pretty quickly if they did.

Yeah.

Libel?

Oh, right, because they would have to be accusing those people of vote harvesting.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, they're accusing them of federal crimes.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

And Dinesh wrote a book about this movie.

And in August of 2022, he put out his book and it was pulled back on the day of publication and taken out of stores because he had named five of the organizations and i got a kind of early pdf copy because i'm on dinesh's mailing list and then they when they republished it in october of that year those names were gone so lawyers obviously said no you can't we don't have any evidence these people committed crimes you just can't name them in your book jesus Not the only lawsuit that would result from that book, by the way.

Yeah.

So I think it's worth saying here, and you've done a ton of more research on this.

And you actually wrote a book about this fucking claim.

So really correct me on this.

But like, there is no hard evidence that they did

any of this.

Oh, no, none at all.

I don't mean like nothing.

There's no hard evidence that they found the right people and that the people visited the right places.

Like we don't have hard evidence that they bought the data.

Yeah.

Right.

There is lots and lots of evidence to suggest.

And I don't know, but there is lots and lots of evidence to suggest that they sat around being like, well, what we could have done done was do this and then we would have done that and then this and then just said that's what happened.

Because when any anyone including the government at several points and legal teams has been like, show us the thing you said you did.

They've been like, I ate it.

I ate it.

Yeah.

It's you can't.

Yeah.

No.

They gave some data about Atlanta.

to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.

And the GBI said, this is nothing.

This is bullshit.

This doesn't even rise to the level of suspicion, let alone us in getting an investigation open.

And that's it.

That's the only data anyone's seen.

And they promised to reveal everything to the public in May 2022.

Yes.

Nothing.

Nothing's been done.

Never.

Huh?

So weird.

And let's keep in mind that even if it's not fake, keep in mind how unexceptional this is, right?

Because if you are a fucking UPS driver or a cab driver or an Uber driver or a pizza delivery guy, or you have any number of fucking jobs, like ballot drop boxes were everywhere in the 2020 election, right?

They were all over the fucking place and they were in the most trafficked areas, obviously, right?

You'd put them in places where people would go a lot.

So anyone who walked around a lot would visit 10 fucking drop boxes over the period, course of a fucking month.

It was, it's just bat shit insane what they were even claiming.

So just for fun, I looked up the 10 nearest drop boxes to me to see if I might, without knowing it, be sort of a Manchurian candidate fuel.

Turns out I am because the drop boxes near me, and I'm not making these up, I swear, are town hall, the fire station,

the library in my town, the College, New Jersey Institute of Technology, Rutgers University, a different city hall, and a third city hall.

So it's just the places the most people go.

Yes.

They might as well be like playgrounds and the mall.

They have them.

Like where I was, there was one at the goddamn mall.

Absolutely.

They have them in malls.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They have them in shopping centers, college campuses, community centers, loads in libraries.

They're everywhere.

Obviously.

That's the point is to make it convenient to vote.

Right.

Right.

And they're like, see, these, but why would you possibly go to more than one library in the same month?

And it's like, well, you, yeah, right.

No, I get why you wouldn't do that.

And there's also this, this moment where Greg has to convince us that these, these mules that they're talking about, these are some pretty bad dudes.

And he says multiple times, we're not talking about Graham out walking your dog.

Okay.

Yeah.

They're bad dudes.

What he means by that is black.

Black.

Black.

Yeah.

Do we have any, no, very important?

Do we have any data on these so-called Antifa drug meals?

Anything we know about them?

Yeah, right, right.

Oh, yeah.

I think you've spoiled it quite a bit.

Yeah.

So, so they're like, you know, well, of course,

the data we bought also included a lot of the Antifa riots.

And I'm like, oh, you called them the Antifa riots.

I bet you're going to be real objective now.

Huh.

Yeah, it seems good.

And this is where they claim that, like, the mules match up to a real database of like violent offenders and terrorists that the government has.

And of course, the government has come out and been like, absolutely fucking know what the fuck are you guys talking about.

Yeah, but they're like, you know, a lot of these people that we found that were going visiting all these drop boxes were also at the Antifa riots.

And I'm just like, well, yeah, because a lot of them were probably like police officers and firefighters and pizza guys.

You know, they would have been in those areas as well.

Again, they say like they call them identified rioters, but all they mean, again, assuming they're not even faking the data, all they mean is we're in the area of a protest during a protest.

Yeah.

It's so hard to talk about this because it's like, well, we have to assume that they're not lying and they are.

But even if they are, it's stupid.

Right, right.

And on the third level of if they were telling the truth, it's still dumb, but yeah.

Yeah, there's a thing we talk about a lot on Fallacious Trump, which is okay, this isn't true, but if it was true, it still doesn't prove what he thinks it proves.

Right.

Yes, when are you making that t-shirt?

I want that shirt.

So, yeah, so they hunted this in Georgia.

They found it, then they're like, and then we looked for it in Arizona and we found it, and we looked for it in Milwaukee.

We found it, we looked for it in Michigan, and we found it.

I was like, oh, wow, everywhere you looked, you found this anomaly.

It's like it's not a fucking anomaly.

Right, because like, look, sorry, I don't want to spend too much fucking time on this but think about how easy it would be to have a control for this right you could just like also get data from june of that same area and see how many people showed up there they didn't do that you could pick okay here's the thing oh really they think they did oh interesting but that's because they're fucking idiots who don't understand how elections work because they bought data from october 1st through to the election in these places and the reason they think that helps is because in-person early voting in most of these states didn't start until like two weeks before the election.

So they think they've got a period that is before early voting and during early voting, but they don't because mail-in voting starts way earlier and was started, was happening during that period in all of these states.

So it's because they don't get the difference.

That's so fucking dumb.

Okay.

All right.

Wow.

All right.

Once again, I was giving them too much fucking credit.

So

it's not that they're too stupid to think of doing it.

It's they're too stupid to pull it off.

Okay.

Yeah.

But yeah, so, but they're finding it everywhere they're looking.

There's a great moment where Dinesh says, and I quote, any reasonable person would say you're on to something here.

And I'm like, oh, wow, weird that none of the courts or investigative agencies have any reasonable people in them.

Fucking Dennis Prager's not on board, guys.

You are not, you have not yet risen to the level of reasonable people.

Aim lower.

Well, and then they have this weird, like really kind of creepy moment where they're like, and how effective is this weird shit we're doing with geotracking data?

We solved a murder with it.

No, they didn't.

No, they didn't.

Nope.

Nope.

They didn't.

And then the FBI was like, you didn't, because their thing is we used this data.

We heard about a murder.

We used it and we sent it to the FBI.

And the FBI was like, they didn't send us anything.

And then the media was like, hey, who did you talk to at the FBI?

And she was like, I don't want them to be harassed.

She says, I'm not going to tell you.

And Dinesh thinks this is a genius idea.

He says, Yeah, it's a genius idea.

And they do this little kind of slapstick routine where they go, oh no, it's your idea.

Oh, no, it's my idea.

Yeah, sure.

But it was genius, in my view, it's a genius idea.

Yeah, well, we're seeing what your view is like, Dinesh.

So we're not going to take that as gospel.

The thing is, even in their version of what they did, they gave the FBI the data in October 2021.

Both suspects had been indicted two and a half months earlier in this case.

Yes.

One of them was arrested in July 2020, 11 days after the shooting.

Oh, God.

We retroactively solved a solved.

See, anybody can solve a cold case.

It's the hot ones that are.

All right.

But so they, they also, this is amazing.

They also got a bunch of surveillance video of voter drop boxes, which is just terrifying that these people are allowed to have.

Like, I get why we have to have a system where you can FOIA that stuff, but it's just terrifying that these people have, in their own estimation, millions of minutes of surveillance footage.

Yeah.

There should be a question on the FOIA that delays it, where it's like, how sure are you that the Earth isn't hollow on scale from one to 10?

And if you do less than a 10, you actually don't get freedom of information.

I'm okay with that.

But also the stuff that they get hold of, actually, yeah, it's frightening that they got hold of it, but it's boring as hell.

The stuff, it doesn't actually tell you what they said it tells us.

They go to great pains to explain what it is we're looking at when all we're looking at is somebody dropping a ballot into a box.

Yep.

Like you're legally allowed to do.

Yeah.

Sometimes more than one.

Right.

So that's what they're saying.

They're like, look at all these people putting multiple ballots into the drop box.

Now, first of all, you've already admitted that you watched thousands of hours of this footage, right?

So like, given the fact that like that is a perfectly legal thing to do, you're allowed to drop off ballots for your wife, your adult children, anybody, like my wife, when my wife went to vote in Georgia, she dropped off my ballot, her ballot, and her father's ballot, right?

That was legal.

So she's

only have video of Georgia.

Yeah, right.

So she's probably on one of their fucking videos, you know?

But that's the thing is that they've got all this video.

Yes, you're going to find that.

And that's all they ever show us.

Right.

They allude many times to like they're like, and then this person goes to a number of different ballots, but they never show us the same person at multiple ballots or multiple drop boxes or the same person at the same one multiple times.

They never, they allude to that a number of times and pretend that they have it or that they've shown it to us, but they never do.

Yeah.

Also, I just have to point out because I love this so much.

This guy, one of the guys in this initial set of shots is the one who sued them and was like, hey, I was actually dropping it off for my family.

And they were like, ah, sorry about that, my man.

The second of the book's retractions, in case you're keeping counting.

Actually,

I hate to correct you, but that's still in the book.

They didn't take that guy out.

Oh, they didn't take it out.

He just sued them and they lost.

Amazing.

Yeah, yeah.

Fucking amazing.

All right.

So, yeah, no, I knew that one of these had been actually investigated by the state of Georgia, and then they were like, no, man, that's just a dude doing a legal thing.

You need to leave him the fuck alone.

But then, so, oh, oh, sorry, there's also this one, this other anomaly that they feel is so huge, they have to point it out.

They're like, what about this ballot box in Gwinnett County?

It had over 1,900 ballots.

That's way more than normal.

And like, I looked up the, the population of Gwinnett County is over a million fucking people.

Yeah.

They seem to be like, no, why would so many people vote all at once?

And it's like, was it really close to the election?

I'll tell you when it was.

It was the first day of mail-in voting, first day of in-person voting.

Oh, my God.

And so it was the day that people were like, oh, this is, we can go and drop off our ballots then.

So yeah, it was a record that day.

And also, they say that they have video of it, of the Dropbox, and they see 271 people approaching the Dropbox and yet there were 1,900 ballots.

And they don't.

They haven't watched the

video and they don't show it.

I got hold of that video and I watched fucking the whole thing from that.

covered those ballots period and there were 1323 people oh really approached the dropbox during that period so wow i don't know where the fuck they got their 271 from that's not true So the impression that I got, and obviously you know this better than I do, but the impression I got is that they were saying that according to their cell phone tracking data, there were only 270 people that came there.

Yeah, no, they say that they had, I think it was like 20, around 20 cell phone signals, but 271 people on video.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

It's even dumber.

It's always even dumber.

I love this.

It's a lie, but even if it wasn't a lie, it wouldn't prove anything.

This is a great example of that because geo-tracking data isn't complete.

No.

Right.

You don't get all the cell phones in the Walmart that you're looking at.

You just get the ones in that particular sales package and they're lying about it.

It's just never stopped.

And the ones where people have agreed to share their location.

Right.

Yes.

Because pretty much to get that data, people have to choose that option.

Right.

Right.

Yes, exactly.

And then we get this video, this poor fucking woman.

I was afraid for myself because this is how I travel about the world.

I could be in a

disused documentary any moment without knowing it.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, before we move on to that, I think we maybe should talk about the that clip that Eli alluded to earlier where they made a mistake with the stock footage.

Oh, yes, that was here, wasn't it?

Yeah.

So while Greg is talking about all of the ballots in this ballot box, we get some B-roll of him kind of pointing at screens of stock footage.

And we get a shot which has a map and a little insert video.

And the insert video is of the Georgia Dropbox that they're talking about but the map is not atlanta nope that doesn't look like atlanta to me no no it is a map of moscow as it turns out

do you think that was a nice

do you think that was a fun call to the russian spies who created this movie do you think they were like hey yorgie this one's for you uh yeah

no that's probably yorgi's house that they're highlighting right there yeah that one spot there oh you guys you did not have to do that for me amazing.

You guys are so sweet.

I love corrupting elections with you.

You guys are great.

So, yeah, so we get that.

And then we get this lady dropping off her

ballot.

And they're explaining to us why everything is suspicious.

They're like, first of all, we have her geo tracking data.

Her cell phone's not even from Georgia.

It's from North Carolina or whatever.

And I'm like, oh my God, a person whose cell phone number doesn't match their state of current residency?

The hell you say?

She must have to dial nine to get out of the hotel.

Is that state?

Long distance calls, you say?

And then they're like, also, she's wearing gloves.

And I'm like, yeah, why would a person wear gloves while touching a public object in 2020?

Yes.

And the only explanation they can come to is

corruption and fraud.

Just not COVID.

Definitely not that.

It's not COVID.

It's that other people, Republicans, had been caught cheating at the election that same year.

Right.

They say, well, you know, this also, all of a sudden, we started seeing these gloves showing up right after some people got caught using fingerprints.

And I'm like, do you guys think that's when fingerprint technology was invented?

Give me a fucking break.

It's also, just for the record, not true that the fingerprints were used in that case.

They did fingerprint those people, but that wasn't, that information wasn't made available until the following spring.

And the fingerprints were inconclusive.

They didn't actually contribute to the case at all.

It's always more a liar than I thought it was.

That's so good.

And also, they make this huge fucking deal out of this.

After the lady's done, she throws her glove away in a trash can that was behind her.

And they're like, how did she know that trash can was behind her?

She never looks at it.

That's fucking...

This is the part that I was like, hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

What the fuck do you think walking over to something is like?

Do you walk over to things with your eyes closed?

Or do you just spin as you walk 360 degrees to take in your whole environment?

They don't have peripheral vision.

I i think we've gained an insight into their blinkered vision

for the entire filmmaking process yeah

yeah it's a it's a severe form of myopia known as conservatism yeah

but then and then they go like but this one lady she goes to dozens and dozens of drop boxes during the course of the election i'm like oh so i guess you're going to show us a video of

a very distinctive looking human being who would be like obvious even with her you know even with the digitization you could tell it was the same person they're like moving on moving on

Yeah, we just don't get to see it.

They kind of go, nope, fuck you.

Can't get to see you.

We're not going to show you that.

Moving on.

No, no, moving on.

And what we move on to is this other guy.

They're like, look at this guy.

He drops a ballot in the Dropbox and then he takes a picture of it.

Like he's trying to prove that he did it to his employer.

And I'm like, yes, what possible explanation could there be for a Zenniel over-documenting their life with a cell phone?

Yeah.

Just wait till you hear what Antifa is paying us to do to our food.

Yes.

And also Greg is Greg is narrating this and he's kind of saying, oh, yeah,

see all the ballots that are coming out of his rock sack as he parks his bike and look, they're putting them into the into the box.

And you think, well, he can't actually see, I didn't count them.

The one he put in.

He's got one.

It's just one.

But he also says, oh, yeah, it's very frustrating.

Look how frustrated he is now.

He's got to turn around.

He's got to take a photograph.

You know, he may be crap at data analysis, but his body language intuition skills way off the charts.

Good going, great.

And then we get the best, worst pixelation.

I assume this is the best word.

This isn't the best, worst worst.

This isn't the best worst.

No, this is second best worst.

Oh, my God.

So this dude, they're like, what about this guy with his dog?

And they've pixelated the fucking dog.

They have protected the dog's identity.

Identity, yes.

God damn video.

I assume the dog threatened to sue, and they were like, okay, let's just be careful.

So, also, like, so how committed does this guy have to be?

We're supposed to believe that this guy goes to dozens of drop boxes, right?

It's his fucking job to steal the election or whatever.

And he brings his little dog with him.

Yeah.

In daylight.

That seems inconvenient.

In daylight.

Yes, right.

In broad fucking daylight.

Yeah.

Right outside where people are going in to vote, which they describe as doing it the right way.

Yeah.

I just never realized my friend Rachel was an Antifa mule, but now I know.

It's all coming together, huh?

Well, she does go to multiple public spaces every month.

That's what I'm saying.

Yep.

It's all coming together.

And Greg and Catherine narrate this one because there's nothing going on.

You know, this is, again, just a person voting.

So they tell you what's inside the heads of the people in line to vote.

Yes.

Like they're thinking, what can this all mean?

What's the

thing

if this is allowed to happen in broad daylight?

How brazen.

Yeah.

Well, and then there's also this very creepy moment where they're like, Dinesh is watching this video with him and he's like, because like you said, so there's a ballot drop box where people are coming up and dropping off ballots, but there's also a line of people waiting for in-person voting.

And they're talking about the people waiting in the line for in-person voting.

And they're like, well, why doesn't anyone intervene when they see this person dropping off multiple drop boxes?

Well, the reason is because that person is voting and intervening would be a federal fucking crime.

But what this movie is saying is like, well, a good citizen, if they saw somebody dropping off multiple ballots, would intervene and stop them from doing that.

Like, that seems to be the movie's suggestion.

Oh, if only people had been brave enough to tackle my wife.

Side-tackle anyone you assume to be Antifa.

Yeah.

Because they're not in line to do it in person.

So Ergo, there must be Antifa.

Yeah.

Right.

Right.

I did track down a frame before they cut away back to them looking at the film.

There's one frame where the dog is unpixelated.

Oh, really?

And it turns out to be none other than Hunter Biden's lap dog.

Oh, no!

It all comes together.

I knew they did it for a reason.

And then this is where they start to make...

So as Eli said, like the point of this movie isn't to prove to anybody that the election was stolen.

The point of it was to give cover to these.

draconian voting laws, right, that are meant to purge people from voting roles and make it more difficult for people in poverty to vote, etc.

So this is where we start to really dig in on that for the first time, I think.

Yeah.

You know where he starts talking about how they they keep making these laws.

They say it's to protect elections, but it's actually to make them even easier to steal.

Right.

Right.

And so this is where we should address the sort of hidden claim within their claim, I think, to be useful, right?

Because what I was assuming as I was watching this movie is that the claim they're making is that the 2000 Antifa mules are stuffing fake ballots.

into the ballot box.

But that's not the claim they're making.

Yeah.

Right.

The claim they're making is actually significantly weaker.

The claim they're making is that they're taking real votes from real people and delivering them to ballot boxes.

And that's technically illegal because of the voter suppression laws.

Now, as will be the theme of this episode and has been the theme of the episode, that's bullshit.

But even if it wasn't bullshit, it wouldn't be cheating.

It would just be counting all the fucking votes.

Okay, so they are going to poke some holes in this, but yes, they are not suggesting at any point that there were fake ballots going in.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

Catherine, when she testified to a Senate committee, I think in Wisconsin, said, we are not claiming these are illegal votes.

And Brad Raffensberger in Georgia said, we're looking into this, but even if all of it's true, these votes are not illegal.

They were just processed in a way that isn't okay.

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

So they'll still be counted.

Right.

And keep in mind that the only reason that they were processed in a way that isn't legal is because of voter suppression, right?

There's no reason for there to be laws that only you or a family member can drop off your ballot, right?

Your ballot is sealed in an envelope that you signed.

And if it's not signed and verified to match the signature inside on the other envelope, the vote is thrown away.

So you can't do fraud with it, right?

The only reason to do that is to keep people who are in hospitals and nursing homes and in poor areas unable to vote.

So again, it's bullshit, but even if it wasn't bullshit, it would be evil bullshit.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They talk about the fact that they're kind of the voter fraud that went on was subverting democracy.

What we're talking about is people that are setting out to subvert democracy.

And as Greg would no doubt point out in his body language, human intuition skills, this, you know, how do you distract people away from your stuff is to project it onto the other side.

So actually, all of the stuff that they're talking about in this entire film, when you suddenly get a moment of clarity and truth, you think, oh, actually, that's exactly what they're doing.

And they're just telling us that it's the others that are doing it.

Yeah.

And then trying to dress it up as them doing us a service by pointing it out to us.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, as you say, they are, there is evil bullshit, but they're really bad evil geniuses because they're actually, it's a bit like when you get the evil genius that just monologues you.

So you just pull out a gun and shoot him.

They're

And in the monologue, they're kind of going, oh yeah, well, if only they've, yeah, we've seen through it.

They're fraudulently censoring the vote and processing this in such a way that we're restricting people's access to democracy.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

In telling us all this stuff, you've just given it away.

Right.

Can you not tell that we can tell that?

No, there's, there's like a, but there's like this really kind of, again, very creepy bit where like, where Catherine's just talking about, you know, and this won't stop unless we stop it.

And I'm like, you're talking to a group of, like, an audience that's already been stirred up into treasonous fear or once before, right?

And then Greg follows it up with the fucking tactical cargo shorts of sayings.

He goes, on the other side of fear is freedom.

And I'm like, oh, that's etched into the blade of your hunting knife, isn't it?

Are you reading that off of the backpack your wife got you for father?

Man, you have to tell us.

Yeah, and also, did that like they, because they have to point out, like, they have to at least acknowledge at this point that, like, wow, you know, it's weird that Trump was saying all of this stuff before it happened

publicly.

Yeah.

And they're like, yeah, that makes it even more true, right?

The fact that he told us what we were going to lie about before we lied about it, that actually makes it even more true.

That's what they say.

And sorry,

we can't go after every line, obviously, but I have to point this one out as well.

Dinesh, at this point, he advocates for bringing back, quote, the old rules for voting.

The pre-civil rights era.

Dinesh is sitting there taking a literacy test.

Oh, did Jesus won?

I forgot what color I am.

Maybe not pre-civil rights, maybe pre-civil war, because that's all right.

Yeah, that was when America was great, wasn't it?

Yeah, right.

Wasn't that it?

Yeah.

So then we watch a fucking sinister voting more.

This is the part where he comes up and he actually goes, what you're seeing is a crime.

And that's the guy, really, like, that's the guy that was investigated?

That's the guy who sued them.

Yeah.

And

that lawsuit is still going against Dinesh and True The Vote, but Salem media settled.

Oh, really?

Made a public apology and withdrew the film from their platforms.

Oh, interesting.

Awesome.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

So, and he even says here, he's like, yes, you are allowed to drop off ballots for your family and people under your care, but that's not what this is.

Even though it would look exactly like this.

And in the single case, it was investigated that is what it was

right like they don't they don't like like there's no point where they're like look this guy has 41 ballots it's impossible that that's you know that that's just him and his family or whatever it's always three ballots yeah so

Oh, and they also, they try to do that bit where like they're like, and look at all of these videos.

Now, the videos that they've shown us have showed absolutely nothing, but they're trying to impress us with how many videos showing nothing that they have.

Yeah.

But even then, it's a lie because it's the same videos over and over again.

If you pause it and look, they're just using the same video like 18 times.

Yeah, they do that kind of zoom out where it populates the screen more and more and more and more.

And they zoom out and get little lots of it, but they're all kind of.

I think they missed the trick.

They could have done one of those pictures that's made up of lots of little pictures to reveal a portrait, and it could have been Biden.

Oh,

yeah, but then, of course, this is a documentary and not a fanciful work of fiction.

So, of course, they won't do that.

They want to

keep it real there, obviously.

All right.

Well, Dinesh is pretty sure he has proven his point now, but that doesn't mean he's ready to shut the fuck up.

We're ready for him to shut the fuck up, though.

So we're going to take a quick break.

But first, let me give Act 3 the hard sell.

Will they manage to find even less convincing lines of evidence?

What would that even look like?

Does Trump add up to did two in Gematria?

Find out the answers to these questions and more.

We'll return for the still dumber conclusion of

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say dennis um can i talk to you for a second though sure dinesh what's up you know i love your ideological fervor but i can't help but notice that you're being a little bit negative on these panels yeah whose side are you on i mean i'm doing my best here guys come on man just just say the evidence is good okay but it's not good We all know it's not good.

Of course we know that, but you know, it's not like anybody's going to call you on it.

Yeah, man, they don't care what we say.

Okay, look, I didn't want to start a whole thing, but I feel like now I have to say it.

You guys are doing it wrong.

We're doing what wrong?

Being a bad person.

We're not bad people.

Yes, we are.

We're children's movie-level villains, but we don't have to be idiots.

We don't?

No.

Wanting poor people to die and hating women's rights has been socially acceptable political stances since the eight the 80s but you guys have added all this stuff to it litter boxes and bathrooms this shit just just be a bad selfish person they pay us to be a bad selfish person just take the money and run there has never been and there will never be any consequences

so

You don't think people will buy the movie?

I didn't say that.

Okay, but I think the litter box thing is real.

Nobody asked you, Charlie.

And we're back for still more of this shit, and it's time to run the numbers with a giant map of the United States at the county level, because you need one of those if you're going to add up election numbers, right?

So they wheel one of those out, and they're going to run the math or the maths, depending on where you're from, and see if their mules would be enough to swing the election.

And okay, it's amazing for so many reasons.

The first is that they go like 2,000 mules times 38 drop boxes each times five ballots for each drop box is 380,000 illegal votes.

And then they

finish and they're like, you have no context.

Okay, hold on.

Let's do that again, but state by state.

That means nothing.

And also, they're not in the numbers that they have previously been pretending they're in, right?

They obviously just got to 380 and they were like, okay, we'll disperse those now.

in a way that would mean that Biden cheated and Trump actually won.

But in order to do that, they have to accuse the Democrats of cheating in states they would have won anyways.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

They're like, let's look at Michigan.

Let's add the numbers.

Well, fuck.

That doesn't change anything.

They actually do that.

They're like, but that would, nope, nope.

Biden still would have still would have won.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They didn't quite make up big enough numbers to

why didn't they make up bigger numbers?

Why didn't we lie different?

And

back to my editing, worst editing film ever.

Why didn't they just cut that bit out and just go

straight to the other numbers?

Just go to where the votes were.

Yeah, go straight to the numbers rather than saying, oh, yeah.

So, yeah, well, let's take off those constraints that you put on in order to show how hard you work.

And then let's imagine we're going to make up bigger numbers.

What if they went to 10 drop boxes?

What if there were hundreds of thousands of mules?

Yeah.

Yes.

This is where they propose that there could be 54,000 mules.

mules.

The thing is, even with their 2,000, in Pennsylvania, they claim they had 1,100 mules.

They claim, was it 275,000 illegal votes just in Philadelphia?

That is an insanely high number.

In Philly in 2020, Biden got just under 340,000 mail-in votes.

That's like documented by the state.

And probably at least half of those were not returned in drop boxes, but in the regular mail.

So there's more illegal votes than were put in drop boxes.

That's fucking amazing.

That's using their original numbers before they inflate them.

Right.

Like, why would there be, like, what happened to the people who did vote for Biden and put him in the dropbox?

Where would their votes even be in this scenario?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, but the point of what they're doing here is that even with just their 2,000 meals that they've quote unquote proven to exist, that's just enough votes in Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania to swing all of those states.

And therefore, Trump wins the presidency.

Right.

But, but as you're saying, like,

why not just add up Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania?

Right.

Why prove yourself wrong about your own lies in your movie?

Yes.

Yeah.

All you had to do was

drag and delete in iMovie to not have this part that disproves you.

Nobody would have questioned it.

Right.

But again, again, what they're suggesting here at minimal is that 2,000 people did a crime and nobody got caught.

Nobody talked.

Nobody turned sides.

Nobody.

Nope.

And but again, and then they're, and they're like, and that's just the ones that we know about.

There were actually a lot more.

So we can multiply this number by anything we fucking

fucking want.

Yeah.

And then Trump wins all the way.

Yes, he wins anything.

No one voted for Doe Biden.

It turns out that all the states were Trump's states.

Yeah.

So, yeah, the original threshold, remember, was to avoid false positives.

So they basically just can, but what if we just decide not to care about false positives?

Then we can make up much bigger numbers.

Yes.

And when they do, the new number of mules that they come up with in Detroit is one in 30 adults in Detroit.

It's a lot.

That is a lot.

And a million total illegal votes.

A million.

Yes.

Dropped off two or three at a time.

Yeah.

But the one thing I want to point out about this, right, that they accidentally prove by doing their like weird little sprinkling of mules here and sprinkling of mules there, right?

What they accidentally prove is how bullshit the Electoral College is, right?

They're like, yeah, isn't it crazy that 9,000 assholes split between three states could deny what the rest of the country overwhelmingly feels?

Yes.

Anyways, back to our secret Antifa mules.

No need.

yeah no reason to think about these numbers any

i've got i've got a burning question that's been nagging at me how do they know that all the ballot box votes were for biden and not for trump yeah

interesting that trump didn't have his own mules yeah because at least some of them were for republican congressmen which is a really interesting choice

yeah yeah

So, okay, so now, though, it's time to go back to Dennis Prager, that son of a bitch, and give him a what-fer with all this new data that we've got.

So, we go back to that room full of assholes, and they watch the first two-thirds of this movie, yeah, right?

On an iPad, apparently, yeah, yeah, you know, all gathered around it, yeah.

So,

that's the kind of thing because I think the reason they're doing this is like if that wasn't enough to convince you, all of these numbers that we made up and all of the stuff that we've shown you so far, what we're going to do is an appeal to authority for people that you think are in authority to get them to to tell you what you need to think about the stuff we've told you you need to think about.

Yeah.

The thing is they don't take this opportunity to come up with new stuff.

They just take it in turns to say the stuff that they've, the anomalies they've already pointed out about these videos because they've each been given like one of the videos to say, oh, okay, Gorka, you talk about the gloves on this guy.

Yep.

And Charlie, you claim that when someone's taking a photo, it's because they're getting, that's how they're going to get paid.

Yeah, because they're getting paid by their T-Fi.

But again, Dennis is accidentally doing our job for us here because he's trying.

And I want to give sweet, sweet, beautiful Dennis the credit here, right?

He's like, oh, so you got some evidence here of people faking fake votes, like sticking fake ballots into boxes.

And they're like, um,

no.

And he just, he flumps

in a cow.

He's like, this is fucking both.

I screenshotted it and put it in our notes.

And that is just Dennis Brager sitting there being like, this is fucking stupid.

If you need a visual of what he means by wump, we've got the one that the dictionary would have employed if it needed one.

Yeah, there's literally a point where Gorka is trying to convince Sprager and he's like, no, but don't you see, Dennis?

It's the perfect crime.

And Dennis goes, it's not a crime.

So he's been holding out

since right at the beginning of the first line in the previous Den of Iniquity.

And he said, I'm, you know, I'm agnostic on this.

Show me the money.

Show me the proof.

And he's been waiting this long in the movie

to be shown the proof.

And then they don't.

It's not like they show

at the same time on the same day.

Yeah.

Or anything.

Yeah.

It's just they all happen to be wearing the same clothes that day as well.

Yeah.

So, but also like some of the privilege bullshit here, right?

Like they said, because they have nothing.

Again, they don't have the video of the same person showing up at the same drop boxes or anything like that.

So what they have to settle for is shit like Eric Metaxas going, come on, this person's voting at 1 a.m.

Who does that?

And I'm like, People who work nights, you fucking vicious piece of shit.

People who are who aren't you, yes.

Yes, they do the job you should have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Prager is just desperately going, like, all right, at least someone tell me what I'm supposed to be believing.

What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?

Just say a lie.

Say a lie, and I will say yes to it.

And they're like, voting?

And he's like, that's not illegal, you fucking reptiles.

At one point, Prager, though, trying to yes and these guys, he goes, like, wait, you got a video here of a guy at 3.47 a.m.

with a whole bunch of ballots.

The whole bunch of ballots was two.

Right.

They showed this guy several times because he's trying to put two ballots in at once, but you can't put two ballots in at once.

So one of them falls down and he has to try again.

And they, and that to them makes him super suspicious or whatever.

So we see this guy a bunch of fucking times.

so yeah they even say i think if it's metaxis at this point who says now do you have videos of the same guy going to different places and dinesh is like yep yep and then we just move on yep catherine and greg both claim they never see it yeah yeah nobody says well can we see those then i'd love to see that yeah yeah yeah let's do that dennis stop taking out your gun

But now we're going to get some testimony from a ballot watcher here.

Oh, yeah.

No, they have their whistleblower.

So, yeah, now the whistleblower interview has been digitized.

It's also, it's interesting to me that the person interviewing him is not anyone related to this movie.

Yeah, no, this is investigative journalist, Heather Mullins, because investigative journalist isn't a legally protected term.

So you can call her that if you want.

We can't stop you.

But also, but like, she couldn't like turn us on to this whistleblower.

She couldn't be like, oh, it's this guy and he'll do an interview for you as well, right?

This is a one-time only kind of thing.

Yeah.

And this is my best worst.

Oh, really?

Yeah, because this they've pixelated this guy so you know to disguise his identity but he's facing away from camera and they've pixelated the back of his head they have they've pixelated his head like that

recognizable at the back of his head

if you had the head rolls that i do friend you would want your identity protected from 360 degrees up i have a theory maybe he's professor quirrell

that'd be pretty fucking recognizable voldemort's just disavowing the movie the whole time this is bullshit i want to kill everyone and drink a unicorn's bluff.

And this is way more evil than I would like.

I think this is the guy that's been operating the point of view handheld camera all this time.

Yeah, right.

Well, that's what he's claiming, right?

He's like,

my job was to go around to all the ballot boxes and make sure that nothing was untowards.

And I'm like, oh, people's jobs was to visit the various ballot boxes.

Why, that sure would explain all the data that you fucking used to create your entire claim to begin with, right?

But he's like, but I saw a lot of suspicious shit.

I took a lot of pictures pictures, and I'm like, oh, well, I'm sure you're about to show us some of those pictures.

No, no, not a single goddamn thing.

No.

Yeah.

He says like, he's like, I took a bunch of video and I took pictures of very suspicious things happening.

And then they show us literally nothing.

Nothing.

No.

Yeah, they show us the recreation stuff of him shooting somebody doing something perfectly legal at a ballot box whilst he's doing something slightly less legal, filming them out of a car.

Right.

Yes.

And his climax of his story is: I saw these black girls walking over and I started filming them.

And they were like, Hey, why are you filming us vote?

And I was like, Um, this is technically legal.

The president sent me the real one.

And they were like, Oh, I don't like that.

So, why would they not like being filmed by the back of my pixelated head unless they was doing a crime threat?

And I just, again, his whole thing is just a lot.

Like me and Noah have a friend who claims, pixelated or gnome, that he's psychic when he's on shrooms.

Like that's not, there's, again, I know a broken record on this episode, but it's a lie.

And even if it wasn't a lie, it wouldn't fucking matter.

There's also, I have to point this moment out too, because like the, the guy says to the interviewers, like, well, you know, Stacey Abrams had her people out there.

And the interviewer goes, well, how could you tell that they were Stacey Abrams' people?

And you could just see in her face face her going don't say black don't say black don't say black

and also is that the only question that's occurred to her so far yeah right like like where is this stuff how much you know how much did you get can we see it that would be the first question that would be my first question can we see the evidence please no how did you know they were stacy abrams people yeah She does ask, so are you sure you saw crimes being committed, basically?

And he said, oh, absolutely.

Yeah, definitely.

And then she says, would you testify to that if law enforcement got got in touch?

And he said, oh, yeah, absolutely.

I would have to.

And the thing is, this guy, it turns out in Dinesh's book, is a cop in Georgia.

He was hired by the NRSC to do this observing thing, like off-duty, but he's a cop.

If he saw crimes, the Georgia PD policy requires off-duty cops to report crimes.

Yes, that's the whole job.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's fucking amazing.

And it's very interesting the change of tense there because she says, would you be willing to testify to these things that give the opposition under oath and he says i would have had to right yes and then her follow-up question isn't yeah that's true but would you yes so that yeah so actually the follow-up question ought to be so what you're saying is you didn't witness a crime because you're not willing to you would have had to if they were crimes but you didn't so then they weren't at the very least yeah at the very least you're admitting that there was no crime here because what you reported like well they were just like oh go fuck yourself yeah yeah so okay so now we get to nash is he's back he's at work in his kitchen when catherine calls him about another informant now this is again this is like this stupid slice of life shit because he's she's just like hey i have a new scene for your documentary and he's like oh i'll watch it with my wife i i just have to walk i have to point this out i know we're running long but she walks in before he says hey honey

she walks in and he goes hey honey and then he turns and he's like god damn it

but they left that one in the movie sure did yeah they don't have second take money no second take there at dinesh because there's lots of focus pulling happening on that shot so you know there's there's two operators there they were lubing up that second actor's asshole while he was like quick quick quick quick quick he's going hurry up

yeah

how long do you expect me to maintain an erection while dinesh de souz is here come on

terrible fluffer keep it professional professional.

Yeah.

So, okay.

So now we're going to watch this other interviewer with this other whistleblower.

And this woman, correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't fit into their scheme anywhere.

Yeah.

She's no to mute.

Yeah.

So she's going like, yeah, you know, people would bring me ballots and then I would, I would get paid for that.

I'm like, what?

And she's like, I don't know whatever it was that you wanted me to say for the money, man.

I say, I'm pexulated.

And also,

I'm Spanish that's all you need to know and that and that's why I'm subtitled that's why she's subtitled she's the only one subtitled in the

mildest fucking accent yeah yeah because she's a foreigner so we're gonna have to subtitle her and it's not fair to just subtitle her we're gonna have to subtitle the American interviewer as well to make it look equal right right Greg yeah so and also like so Greg goes like you were buying these ballots uh can you give me an idea how many ballots you put into Dropboxes yourself?

And before she can answer, he goes, like hundreds?

Because he had to answer in advance.

So she wouldn't say, oh, I would say at least 4 million, you know, or whatever.

8 billion.

Yeah.

I can tell you how many it might have been.

Oh, really?

Because although this woman is disguised, like her voice is disguised and she's in silhouette and Dinesh hopefully points out they're concealing her identity.

I know who this person is because she testified about this in 2016 because this is not about the 2020 election this is about 2016 election when she was briefly a receptionist for a person who was later convicted of like messing with four ballots and she said to the cop then when she was questioned that a maximum like around 50 ballots were brought into her office where she was a receptionist so it seems unlikely she took hundreds to the local library dropbox uh-huh And she also claims when Greg asks her, why did your boss want you to take them to the library instead of anywhere else and she says because there's no cameras there which is you know super suspicious but there were that's just another lie there were cameras there at the time so of course there were

so he and at the end of the interview he goes like do you think that elections are rigged and she's like yeah and i'm like yeah i don't think any conservatives should bother voting in these rigged elections what would be the point even yeah

yeah trump won yuma county in 2020 by the way where those elections were rigged oh real really so and and she goes at one point she goes like yeah you know this is really big in the hispanic community i call it the mexican mafia and then greg has to stop her because no it's not it's joe biden it's joe biden shut up shut up right because that again doesn't fit into their narrative yep and he also asks what do you think it's going to take to get this trafficking to stop And no one, at no point in the entire film has the word trafficking been used.

And and I'm thinking, is this edited in from a different part of an interview about something completely different?

Right, a different kind of trafficking, yeah.

Yeah, you know, I only ask that because the question appears over a cutaway back to Dinesh and Debbie, who are continuing with their concerned faces, and it doesn't lead on from the immediately prior bit of the interview with the informant.

So, you think, what are you, what are you talking about?

So, they just shoved something in that could be is general enough, doesn't mention anything specifically, except that word trafficking

made me kind of think, and actually, they end up having to use that again later on in order to cover that up.

Yeah, they talk about trafficking from here on a bit more.

Yeah, yes, yeah, exactly.

He's introduced it now, they can use it all they want.

Well, it's and she actually says like something about how, like, you know, she's worried about speaking up about this because you know, she's afraid she'll end up in a trash can in pieces.

And I'm like, yes, Biden murders the mules that get out of line, you see.

Yes, Yes, the fucking, they cut you up like Rumble and the Bronx over your misdelivered ballots.

If anyone ever finds out that you aren't my immediate family or my legal caretaker, I will have your entire family killed.

Well, and again, they're saying, because they'd say later on that people were being paid $10 per ballot they delivered.

Right.

And I'm just like, okay.

And they're like, oh, they, and they deliver, they went to like 24 drop boxes and delivered five a piece.

like, so this is shit.

This is nothing money, right?

So, like, feels like it'd be really easy to convince a couple of these people to turn, right?

Yeah, especially out of the wider 54,000 mules.

Sure, yeah, right.

Well, okay, so, but now it's time to tackle the question that Eli was bringing up earlier: where are these ballots coming from?

Because again, they're not just writing a slips of paper that say Joe Biden, right?

It has to be better than that.

So now they have to, they have to imply that Democrats are tricking

mentally deficient people or people who are like unconscious in hospice or whatever to vote for them.

Or

I guess that's the claim.

Again, they don't really make a specific claim here.

Yeah.

The list of people that they have, that they're implying are tricked into voting for Democrats are the mentally incompetent, people in old age homes who are so far gone, there's no way they could be voting, and

Hispanic people.

And the homeless.

The homeless.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, there's no way a homeless person could know who they want to be president.

They don't have a house.

They kind of skipped over the truth that Dinesh inserts into the movie when he says, we know that the mules got their stashes of ballots from these activist organizations.

And we go, oh, okay, where?

How do we know that?

I must have gone to the bathroom when you proved that.

Exactly.

Where did they get them from?

So that means that they can just he can introduce another discredited right-wing so-called expert and project 2025 co-author oh is it hans von spikowski this is where he turns up and they go so tell us hans where do they get this stuff from where does it all happen and he says let me quote shakespeare to you and eli just shows up from the fucking side of the goddamn screen to side tackle him just me and dennis brager tackling from either side at the same time yeah

and here's the thing this is this is the point when i was doing all the research for my book that i was like are they do they have a quota of things to get wrong because he then does not quote shakespeare he quotes elizabeth barrett browning oh does he he gets that wrong yeah he sure does

But he's a well-read guy.

He's written a book.

We see Dinesh flipping through it.

So, you know, he's a literary giant.

They don't let just anybody do that, I say, as a self-published author.

Yeah.

So, but but but but this guy, his, his whole thing is to come up there and say, you know, this is why we need to purge the voter rolls more often.

Yeah.

Right.

Because like when they talk about

all of these illegal voters on the voter rolls and stuff, they're talking about like, like I'm probably still on a voter roll somewhere in Pennsylvania or something, right?

Because I used to live there.

I, and I never like, you know, officially had myself removed or whatever I have to do.

I just, I don't vote there, so it's okay.

No, I'm going to need you to take a road trip to try something.

do this.

Hey, bud.

I know we probably shouldn't discuss this on air, but I'm just going to throw this out there and say,

yeah, but, but then this is also where they have the whole like, people in nursing homes are voting.

The olds.

You know, they show a lady where they're like, this lady has, like, she voted, and she's asleep.

Right.

They're trying to give you the impression that she's just always like that, like she's a vegetable.

But the lady's just asleep.

She voted when she was awake.

And what her daughter is saying is, you know, she's in a, she's hardly ever awake now.

So they're telling me she's been voting over the last 10 years.

And I'm like, well, well, maybe she wasn't like this 10 years ago.

Probably not.

And also she says, or one of them says, I guess in my mind, I thought if you put your parents into a facility because they're incapacitated, they wouldn't be offered to vote.

And I know, okay, sometimes we take issues with our parents' politics, but that seems a bit of an extreme reason to ship them off to a care facility.

No, no, let her cook.

Let her cook.

There's also, there's a great moment here where it goes, now, so the lady, the old lady goes, like, they made me vote.

And they say, wait, what do you mean they made you vote?

And she says, well, and then they fade out.

Well, I wanted to go down to the home.

But just they, I get to watch Dinesh D'Souza be bored by an old person talking and be like, no, no, no, no, no, just faded out.

Yeah.

My son has a guitar shut off

but the expert guy the project 2025 guy he comes in he's like yeah you know these they got these asshole nurses that like help get them registered and help them vote and everything it's like they're caretakers of some sort just a bunch of blm and tifa jamaican ladies all right darling today you're gonna be voting okay baby

they're not patriots yeah obviously not well and then we learn that they're even even letting the filthy homeless people vote.

Can you imagine?

God damn.

Are they even citizens?

Because they're like, you know, when they've sent out mail-out,

you know, some states send mail-in ballots out to everybody.

And it was like, are those any of the states that you guys are complaining about?

No, but some of the states do it.

And they even send them to homeless shelters.

And I'm like,

where would you have them send the homeless most people's ones then?

On the street.

Just throw them out the window.

Put them in their cups.

That's what they have the cups for.

Well, actually, the guy's got no beef with that.

He says, you know, that's perfectly fine.

But the problem is,

how do we know they're not being intimidated or coerced?

Well, yeah.

Well, if you think that, he says it's very easy, I think, for them to be intimidated and coerced.

Oh, well, if you think that, well, yeah,

well, no, Republicans hate it when the unhoused are exploited.

Yeah.

But also, like, how do we know Christian wives aren't being intimidated and coerced into voting the way they're voting, man?

Yeah.

Right?

So Christian wives should be purged from the voter rolls.

Well, right.

By the same argument.

So then we get Dinesh ominously walking near the White House, wondering what could have been when he asks where the money is coming from to pay all of these mules, right?

If they're getting ten dollars a ballot and they're buying the ballots where's all this money coming from um i'll give you a hint it rhymes with the schmuse

it's so because this whole section is just them being like they said that the money was going for elections but much of it is for

entirely election related right

yeah and also that kind of there is there's what you're saying is there's enough money here to rig an election based on the fact that this is how much it would cost to pay 54,000 mules.

Therefore, it follows that the election was rigged.

Yeah.

Because there are some.

Just because there's all this money squashing around.

I like the idea that if there hadn't been enough money, they'd be like, well, the mules must have given them a discount.

Yes.

You know what good negotiators the commercialers are?

Well, that's the other thing too, right?

Because this guy is selling us a different fucking story.

He's selling us a different theory of the case because he's saying, well, you know, Mark Zuckerberg gave out all that money to help out with the Jew, Jew, Zuckerberg, gave

all that money to help with the election, but most of it went to like drop boxes and mail-in vote voting initiatives, which primarily helped the Democrats.

And I'm like, well, A, that's because your guy was demonizing mail-in voting, right?

Like that, that's not like a natural thing or whatever.

But the other thing is, is that like, that's not the story you've been telling up to this point, right?

Like if their if their plan was to use these election meals, they didn't need extra drop boxes.

Right.

Yeah.

That doesn't that doesn't help them.

Yeah.

Also, he says that of all the money that was given to the states by Zuckerberg, only a few percent went on masks.

Well, masks aren't that expensive.

Right.

You know, they still needed like all of the states that got the money spent some of it on masks, but not, they didn't spend hundreds of thousands on masks.

Yeah,

more expensive.

In the UK, people bought yachts on the basis of that.

Most of it went on staff costs, right?

Of course, and training new staff because you're going to need more people when you're doing in-person voting in lots of different locations.

So not everyone has to be crammed into the same school gym, right?

Right.

Obviously, obviously.

But yeah, but they're like, yep, you know, he spent a lot of money on it.

He's Jewish.

You know, who else is Jewish?

George George Soros.

The S-bomb.

I dropped the S-bombs.

They don't even have a lie about him.

Yeah.

They're just like, George Soros, you hate him.

Well, that's all you need to do.

You see, we're this far in the movie, and there's a whole bunch of numbers being talked about in the art of editing, the best, worst art of editing.

This is like Homer Simpson's.

interview.

Remember that one where he was interviewed below the clock and then they cut him to make him say stuff and the clock jumps around.

This is that scene.

But there's all of these numbers coming around and they're not any of them put up on the screen.

So the people watching this, you know, the red mist has kind of dissipated a bit.

So they just have to drop the Soros bomb

and the Warren Buffet and the Unions, just chuck those back in so that people kind of get all angry and throw beer at the screen all over again.

Yeah, exactly.

It's weird that they did that, though.

Because, yeah, this interview with Scott Walter at the Capital Research Center is Frankenstein's together in

a way that makes him say certain stuff.

But the stuff we see him saying is horrendous and racist enough that I'm pretty sure he was going to say all of the stuff they wanted him to say.

Why they had to then make him say all this stuff.

And also, like, the thing that he's there to prove, like,

is that both money and campaigns exist.

Yeah.

Right.

Like the both large amounts of money and political campaigns are things that exist, that coexist in the world.

That's what he's there to prove.

And they're editing shit together to make him prove that?

Yeah.

Well, you see, this is all stuff for Dennis Prager, isn't it?

Basically, I've worked out that the audience for this movie is Dennis Prager.

They've just got to convince him because he was the one they left in the film saying,

I've seen no proof.

Why?

But so maybe they are.

No, I was going to say, maybe they're better filmmakers than we think they are.

They're just having somebody in the movie saying, well, how do I know this is all true?

And then they'll show you it.

And then they'll show you the guy going, oh, yeah, actually, it's all true.

But they never quite fucking get there.

So, okay.

But then we get a clip.

And again, this is the thing that, like, that the reason why all of this is so incredibly dismissible, right, is because Trump was complaining that it was happening before it could have happened.

Right.

He was pre-complaining that he was going to lose because of this years before it even fucking happened.

Trump said they were going to cheat.

So watch out for Haitian immigrants eating your dogs.

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

Right.

So we see him during the debate, like intuiting that the election would be unfair.

And again, probably probably worth emphasizing one more time that he was in charge of the government at this time.

Right.

It wasn't even the Democrats running the fucking show.

But despite that, Dinesh says, and I quote, Democrats conceived the heist.

They funded it.

They organized it.

They rigged and stole the 2020 presidential election.

That's an actual quote from the fucking movie.

Yep.

Yep.

This documentary.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, okay.

So now we go back to the room full of idiots for a wrap-up.

He goes, Dinesh goes, we have data, we have footage.

And I'm like, not of anything, but you do have data and footage.

We do have those things.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Maybe you have data.

I don't think you have.

I want to say it is the personal opinion of Eli Bosnik that you don't have data.

So yeah, so, but then they do this bit where they're all sitting around a room like trying to predict all of the

holes that we're gonna poke into their arguments.

It's the only part that Dennis participates in enthusiastically.

Right.

He spends this whole movie being like, I don't know what the fuck you mean.

But this movie, he's like, oh, you know, another thing they'll say?

They'll point out you're a felon, Dinesh.

They'll point out you're a convicted felon.

And he's like, they will, they will do that.

Oh, and that Trump pardoned you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love that they bring that up.

They're like, just in case anybody forgot Dinesh's ulterior motive, we're going to include it in the film.

I think this is the first time I've seen people in a documentary whining about how hard they're going to get owned by their eventual viewers.

Yeah.

Also, they go, like, they're going to call us racist.

And I'm like, well, about other stuff.

And then Larry Elder says, he goes, look, the evidence you've brought is irrefutable.

It's just like the evidence against O.J.

Simpson.

Dude, what?

Famously irrefutable.

Yeah, I'm one of the good ones.

Yeah, boy, isn't that exactly it?

Yeah.

Can I say something controversial and brave?

I think Larry Elder is not evil.

I think he's stupid.

Okay.

All right.

That's not.

I'm with you.

It's not a popular opinion, but I think

when history looks back on Larry Elder, they're going to be like, guys, he'd been eating paint chips since the age of two.

Larry Elder's final IQ was four.

It's amazing that he was in a chair upright.

I think the right one.

Larry Elder was in a vegetative state legally and medically starting in 1989.

And you people just made him a congressman.

So he goes at this point, he says, you know, you can't explain this.

How do you explain?

And then he says a bunch of shit they haven't shown any evidence of.

You know, he's like, how do you explain?

The same person showing up at multiple drop boxes with stacks of balance.

I'm like, we've seen nothing like that.

Show me the exact moment you stopped beating your wife.

And then Dennis says, if every American saw that, meaning the multiple visits to to drop boxes, it would move the needle.

But their ability to keep their side ignorant is total.

Yes.

No, that's not the reason we won't see it.

It's because it's not in the film.

They don't have that.

Nope.

And more projection there from Greg's intuition skills, where, yeah, their ability to keep their side ignorant is total.

You think, well, who's today?

Is that...

Is that Dinesh?

Right.

The Republicans?

Yeah, yeah.

There's this great moment too where Charlie Kirk, like, he's like, oh, no, guys, we're going to save the day.

We're making a documentary.

We're just like Michael Moore or Al Gore.

Oh, dude.

Can I say I have never, this is me and Noah with me being like, someday they'll probably make a scathing atheist TV show, huh?

You think we'll get our own TV show?

And he's like, just let me sleep on the plane, man.

It's Charlie Kirk saying, I'm a real boy.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, there's also, Gorka says, do we know who these ballots were for we can't know who they were for however you have to inject common sense and i think he's actually got the sentence reversed because what he should be saying is however i think you have to inject common sense do we know who those ballots were for we can't know who they were for yeah so yeah that answers my question earlier on how do they know they were votes for biden and not for trump well you can't no you can't no you have to inject some common sense yep Yeah,

nothing's going to shrivel this movie faster than a common sense injection.

Yeah.

So they also say at one point, one of them is like, the Democrats have ruined Election Day.

And I'm like, is this like when we took Christ out of Christmas, guys?

Is this another one of these things?

The I-voted stickers don't even mention Jesus anymore.

No, right.

So, but then Dinesh wraps up with his fucking eulogy for the America we've lost.

Okay, I have a genuine question.

What is he calling people to

in this monologue?

Right.

because he sure spent the whole time being like elections don't matter because they're all rigged and fixed but he's like the people need to

what we must yes right the people need to rise and what man but of course we saw january 6th so i think i we can see why he's not finishing that sentence yeah yeah yeah but no he he's like he ends it all by urging people to get out and vote and i wrote the last note i wrote was like why would that help if we're cheating though

also he's saying get out and vote but obviously not to a ballot dropbox because that's not doing right yes right yeah no election day only yeah yeah and in with within the prescriptive hours

you know after having passed your literacy test yeah

and made the poll received a bottle of water from somebody in the queue yeah exactly right all right well jim mark thanks so much for coming on and hanging out with us today and helping us break down this piece of shit thank you so much been amazing so this episode actually releases on Election Day in America.

Is there anything you guys want to tell America while you've got their ear?

Good luck.

I guess.

And maybe the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.

Yep.

Get out and vote.

There you go.

Vote, vote, vote, vote.

So she's got a few hours left, presumably, before you...

You can't listen to this podcast if you didn't vote.

Turn it off.

It's not for you.

You don't get the outro.

It's not for you.

Or

if you're not American, I guess.

Well, yeah, obviously, if you're not American.

Hey, if you're not American and you get somehow voting our election, fucking off the vote.

We're cheating is in.

We would steal the election from Hitler if we could.

You know, is it, people?

All right.

Well, I guess that's going to do it for our review of 2,000 meals, but that's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to convince ourselves to carry on.

So Eli, tell us what's on deck.

Well, Noah, we might need some cheering up next week.

So I think we should head back to the one source of humor that's never failed us.

I'm talking, of course, about the Bible.

So we'll be tackling one of the Bible's silliest stories, David and Goliath.

Oh, fuck yeah.

So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode 481 to a merciful close.

Once again, a huge thanks to Jim and Mark for suffering through one of our least sufferable movies.

Be sure to check the show notes for a link to their show, Fallacious Strump.

Trust me, it is right up your alley.

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No illusions promised to work hard to earn another check next week.

Until then, we'll leave you with a breakfast club close.

Dinesh realized his audience doesn't give a shit about evidence, which made his next couple of films way quicker to churn out.

Debbie attempted to convince her work placement that she should be kept on as the interns for one more semester so she doesn't flunk acting classes again.

Greg went on to prove Monsters Under Your Bed with the same technique and hasn't had a good night's sleep since.

The enjoyability of this episode depended wildly on the day you're listening to it and how it went.

We apologize or congratulations.

Sure, Dinesh, what's up?

You know,

it's good, right?

It's fucking real good.

I was doing her in the house this morning and I was like, yeah.

Oh, shit, it is, though.

I thought I had Dinesh down.

Shit.

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