Jews for Jesus

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Speaker 1 good guys.

Speaker 1 Whoa. Miles and Mormons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast.
I love working for Mormon people. Yeah, me too.
And I love working with Mormon people. God bless the Mormons.
God bless Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And

Speaker 1 you love Jesus Christ. People forget.

Speaker 1 I have no problems with Mr. Jesus.
Quite the opposite. Jesus was out there.
trying to spread his gospel.

Speaker 1 You know, maybe he had a slight different interpretation and, you know, maybe some disciples got a little carried away with it and he ended up on a cross. But look, I love Jesus.
I'm here.

Speaker 1 I love Jesus. I'm here to say I love Jesus, Josh.
Me too. I think we should put this into action.
Let's take some action with our love. Conversion? Great.
Sure.

Speaker 1 I don't know what we're converting to because Jesus was Jewish. Yeah.
But yeah.

Speaker 1 Look, the Jews for Jesus movement, Josh, I don't know enough about it. I would like to learn more.
Okay. I would like to learn more about Jews for Jesus.
I'm very curious.

Speaker 1 Do you know anything about Jews for Jesus? No, but what I would say is, pick a side, would you? No, I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no.
The problem is, every I'm gonna generalize here.

Speaker 1 Everybody that I've ever heard is Jews for Jesus is a little nuts. Like, there's something going on in your Jews for Jesus.
It's it feels like, yeah, fringe is fringe is the right word. It's fringe.

Speaker 1 By the way, a fantastic material, fringe. It's a material? Is it? No.
Fringe.

Speaker 2 A style?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You could have rolled with it. Okay.
What? Okay. You could have rolled with it.
No problem. Could I? No problem.

Speaker 1 You could. You could have co-starred my lives.
You have good. You have good fringe.
Good fringe. Fringe.
I got fringe. Fringe is like, yeah, it's like on the edges of material, but I think it's a

Speaker 1 shape of. Material.
I'm on too much well-beutrin to think this deeply.

Speaker 1 I forgot to take that. I think, Olivia,

Speaker 1 you're a beauty, a well-beauty.

Speaker 2 Yes, I am. I am indeed.
Well, beauty takes real good care of you.

Speaker 1 A beauty. A beauty.
That's so funny. You know, I could tell because they've been keeping the scissors away from me and Olivia here at Dear Media.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They haven't talked to me.

Speaker 1 Well, you guys look well and beautiful. You like that? I do like that.
Maybe. Can you imagine we do a nice sad read?

Speaker 1 I love it. I'm in.
Pharmaceuticals, they pay, man. They pay.
And the best part, it's always like, do you or somebody you know take well butren? And now I can say, yes, I know someone who does.

Speaker 1 It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 They can pay me.

Speaker 1 Very well butren.

Speaker 1 It's it's the AT, what do they call it? Like not the dark arts, but there's like a word for like the dark side of commerce. And I guess it's like alcohol, tobacco.
It's ATF.

Speaker 1 It's alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and then also

Speaker 1 pornography.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 1 Pornography is in there? I don't know. There's like a phrase, though, like for those things, like promoting them.

Speaker 1 So like, let's do, we've done this before, but let's pick like two things that would be hard to advertise. And let's really, let's really sell them.
Ooh, ooh, that's good.

Speaker 1 And nothing, and nothing gross. Yeah, you start.
As long as it's not sex toys,

Speaker 1 you start.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Let's see. Something that's not good,

Speaker 1 but good.

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Is there a chance you're not going to store it properly? Hey, it's called living.

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I love it. Ooh, you sold me, Josh.
You sold me.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 what should I sell?

Speaker 1 Glock, glock, glock.

Speaker 1 I think it's,

Speaker 1 I would love to. No, I think it's...

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Speaker 1 I love mushrooms. Not magic.
I just love regular mushrooms. Magic too, sure.
Regular mushrooms, Josh? These are fantastic, except the portobella. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 The portobella, there was a fantastic PR campaign for the portobella mushroom. This is an inferior mushroom.
Okay, there's so many better mushrooms.

Speaker 1 If this was a Family Guy episode, it would just cut to Ben at Bernie Man in khakis and just a bunch of weirdos being like, yeah. And Ben goes, Portobellos, what's the deal?

Speaker 1 Who is Portobello's publicist? I'm telling you, they're working with the same people as pasta water, which by the way, I'm done with your starchy pasta water. Oh, what is this?

Speaker 1 You didn't discover a new element. Get over it.
I'm done with it.

Speaker 1 Josh, this is a wonderful, wonderful thing that you've brought up because it is far too hard for us to cook pasta perfectly al dente and remember to reserve pasta water. Sorry, we use a strainer.

Speaker 1 We're straining the pasta.

Speaker 1 And by the the time i remember that that starchy pasta water was called for in the recipe it's down the drain josh we should make bottled pasta water wow that now that's smart

Speaker 1 this kid you like that you have a bachelor's you just you like that josh bottled pasta water okay it's starchy it's cheap it's fantastic you're going to buy it okay it's going to be the amplifier for all of your pastas pastinas orzos whatever you want okay it's going to be a gluten no not gluten-free it's going to be a healthier alternative to a cream-based thickener okay and it's fantastic i love it we could also sell them almost as like bouillon cubes you like that too you drop in a cube pasta water i like it magic i wanted to look we got to put it in one of those bottles that you get at super cuts you know what i'm saying

Speaker 1 yes you know

Speaker 1 i love it a spray bottle yeah or the graza bottles you know those with the squeeze raza knows what they're doing man those squeeze bottles.

Speaker 1 All they did was take olive oil and put it in a squeeze bottle. I'm buying it.
Are you buying it? So smart. You know why? It's because everyone wants to feel like they're in the bear.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? They grab that olive oil.

Speaker 1 They put it on their wildly mediocre dish, but they think they're Jeremy Allen White dressing it up like they're someone special. You're not special.
You're not Jeremy Allen White.

Speaker 1 You have two names, not three. You're not.
You're not. You're not special at all.
He's a good actor, that Jeremy Allen White, huh? Yeah, and he's also a handsome devil. He's He's got the

Speaker 1 total package. Is he? You don't think so? I think so.
I think he's... I think.
He certainly has a look.

Speaker 1 I'm not disparaging him in any way. I think he's the total package.
But I think if you look at him and you don't, and you didn't know that behind it is this brilliant actor.

Speaker 1 sex appeal thing, maybe you wouldn't like, I don't know, is he stunning?

Speaker 1 I don't know if he's stunning. I will agree with you there that if I pulled him out and Jeremy Allen White was just a model, okay? No acting, no nothing, just a model.

Speaker 1 He's definitely a worse-looking guy, but knowing that he is friggin' cool, okay? Oh, yeah. And that he's got, and that he's got like all these great parts and roles.
And I've seen Shameless.

Speaker 1 I don't know how old he is. Is he? I don't know how old he is.
He's 34. I don't know how old he is.
34. God.
Yeah, he sure is.

Speaker 1 Shit. Wow, he's in it.

Speaker 1 He's in it, Josh. He's accomplished so much.

Speaker 1 Yeah, please, but is he happy? Do I sound like a hater? I don't mean to sound like a hater because he is handsome.

Speaker 1 He's the whole package. And you know what? A mensch, a sweetie, a sweetie peaty.
I've never met him. You don't sound like a hater at all, but you've met him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew him.

Speaker 1 You know, I knew his ex- or I know his ex-wife, Addison. And so we had some like fun kids' birthday parties.
Addison and I grew up together.

Speaker 1 We went to the same performing arts high school in new york and uh

Speaker 1 and every every interaction with jeremy he couldn't have been nicer which is just so annoying because he's so talented too yeah yeah total package total package we've spoken about him recently we've spoken about glenn powell or no that's another total package total and i've been watching we talk about chad powers yet or no no josh i love this show it's dumb it's dumb funny but it's like a fun 30-minute episode watch big fan of what's going on on Netflix with him and that show he is a disgraced football player and his dad is a makeup artist in Hollywood and he misses Doubtfires himself and sneaks on to a team and it's just like a cute funny great show and he's a really nice guy like I just I don't know why I think of him and Jeremy Allen White I guess they're both total packages and they're both the future of Hollywood that's why I put them together

Speaker 1 three of you the three of you are the future of Hollywood I'm the future of Hall Mark.

Speaker 1 By the way, great. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 You're the future of Bollywood.

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Speaker 1 We need the Chai Guys Bollywood, Josh you know much they pay in Bollywood plenty right more than plenty if you got if okay somebody approaches you they say Josh you are going to be the number one number one actor in Bollywood keep talking you can't act in you can't act on Hollywood anymore oh you're done with Hollywood

Speaker 1 You are going to be the number one actor in Bollywood. You're in, right?

Speaker 1 So in so quickly.

Speaker 1 Even if you have to move to India. How long?

Speaker 1 Forever. Forever? That's long.
You're the king of Bollywood. How do you leave India? You leave your house and everybody's like shaking the Bollywood, whatever the fuck they're called.
Tambourines.

Speaker 1 Like, you're Bollywood, man. You're there.
Max is going to leave. Max is the prince of Bollywood.
I just wake up every morning.

Speaker 1 I say to page i'm like should we go get coffee like yeah we leave our house we just go

Speaker 1 exactly

Speaker 1 literally your life would be amazing you wake up you say hello to your gorgeous family you walk downstairs you get a piece of naan

Speaker 1 You walk down the street and everybody's celebrating you. They're like, Josh, the Bollywood king is here.
You're the Bollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 1 Honestly, we could probably create this on AI and I would love to see it. Just like a video of you being the king of Bollywood.
I need it. Somebody, a moron should make it.
Make that AI video, okay?

Speaker 1 Make it. I see it.
I see it for myself. It would be an honor.
I've never been to India. I'm dying to go.
And I just see, you know, when you see these.

Speaker 1 When you see these big stars in other markets, in Asia, in Europe, in the Middle East, right? And they're like good and famous. They're just not as famous in America.
Their lives seem cool.

Speaker 1 They're always driving Bugattis. They're always hanging out with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Is there a chic involved? Hey, probably. But you know what? They're having fun.
Old school fun.

Speaker 1 And they always somehow have 80 million followers on Instagram. You notice that? They always casually have like 80 to 100.
Because if you're not popular in the U.S., you're popular everywhere else.

Speaker 1 Okay? There's the U.S. and then there's the world.
And these people really are global icons. I feel like we here, unless you're like Kim Kardashian, okay? Nobody knows who Glenn Powell is.

Speaker 1 Again, respect to Glenn Powell. He's fantastic.
Nobody knows Glenn Powell in India, do they? Do they know Glenn Powell?

Speaker 1 I guess.

Speaker 1 You think so? Like, that's like, I just like, like, I think of like, okay, Kim Kardashian. They're global superstar icons that live in the U.S.

Speaker 1 But I feel like it's like a, there's like a very small percentage. DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, like, Kim Kardashian is a global, the Kardashian brand is as global as global gets.

Speaker 1 As global as global gets, yeah, agreed, agreed, as global as global gets, and

Speaker 1 yeah, you know, it's just interesting. There are people here who think the shit don't stank.
Well, go to a different country. Your shit stinks.
Yeah, you know, good luck in Malta. Okay.

Speaker 1 It doesn't translate, you know? No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 And I'm just kidding. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Was Malta in your head because

Speaker 1 they have, I read something, by read, I mean, I saw a TikTok. For 10 grand, you can become a citizen of Malta.
There's nothing else involved. It's just cash.
That's cool. Right?

Speaker 1 100% open border policy as long as you have 10 grand. Yeah, I'm down the clown.

Speaker 1 I suppose it would be good to have two passports as long as you don't have to like pay heavy taxes in the country you're not living in. I can't imagine that they're, that they have taxes in Malta.

Speaker 1 It just feels like a tax-free place, you know? I think it's pretty, it's fairly wealthy, but like I'm also a day one ride or die.

Speaker 1 So like I'm going down with the American ship and I don't even ride that hard for her, but like I'm, I'm down to go like a, like, I want to go down like a patriot.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, you, you ride for her. You ride for her pretty hard, as you should.
I ride for her hard. We live here.
It's like the same thing that I'm going through right now. It's like,

Speaker 1 and I don't want to talk about the election. The election, by the way, has now passed.
When this episode comes out, the election has passed.

Speaker 1 And what I'd like to say to my future self is that whatever happens, happens. It will, it, what will be, will be.

Speaker 1 But I'm going to love my city no matter what. Okay.
Just because New Yorkers were idiots and did the wrong thing, I'm going to love my city no matter what. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm going to love them.

Speaker 1 Should we do a choose your own adventure and you should record dual congratulations

Speaker 1 one for cuomo one for curtain

Speaker 1 no and one for momdani

Speaker 1 we can yeah sure it's gonna go something like this

Speaker 1 in a shocking turn of events andrew cuomo has become the mayor of new york he was the best of the worst I wish him well.

Speaker 1 And I'm very thankful to New Yorkers for realizing that there was a radical running curtis sliwa okay curtis sliwa there's no freaking shot that he wins this guy he must he must honestly be on momdani's payroll josh curtis sliwa is on mamdani's payroll he's a 0% chance of winning he's going to suck up 10 of votes because these idiot Republicans are going to vote for him even though New York will never ever turn red it will never turn red ever He shouldn't be running.

Speaker 1 So I'm not even doing that.

Speaker 1 Zoran Mamdani, no shocker, wins i'm very sad today that said we are going to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps and we are going to pray that all of the things that he is trying to do that seem radical in nature won't be achieved and i i hope that over the next four years we learn our lesson and things get better amen wow well i wish i wish he'd gone a little funnier with it jesus

Speaker 1 there's nothing funnier there's nothing funny.

Speaker 1 There's nothing funny about the future of the city.

Speaker 1 No, it's great. It's so.

Speaker 1 Our show either gets five-star or one-star reviews. It's so good.

Speaker 1 There's nothing funny about it.

Speaker 1 Why'd you bring it up if there's nothing funny about it? Why?

Speaker 1 Holy crap. What were we talking about? Glenn Powell? Yeah.
Look at that guy's ass.

Speaker 1 Glenn Powell's got a great ass. He's like, that's great.
Love Glenn. He's a handsome kid.
He's a booty.

Speaker 1 He's a handsome kid.

Speaker 1 We can't comment on it, Josh. But I don't know if you saw that Sidney Sweeney was practically naked on the runway yesterday.
Did you see this?

Speaker 1 Oh, yes. Airing everything.

Speaker 1 Everything, Josh.

Speaker 1 Everything. You might as well just look for it's purely for informational purposes.
I don't doubt it. I mean, she,

Speaker 1 when she was on Euphoria, she's, she had some pretty provocative scenes, yes?

Speaker 1 Yes, certainly. All right.
Well, just for pure research purposes, and I'm going to make sure it's bushmark this. No, I'm kidding.
It's just for, it's just for research purposes, Josh.

Speaker 1 It's just for research purposes. There's no other reason why you would be looking at this.
100%.

Speaker 1 Just you should, you should stay informed. And

Speaker 1 everybody listening, you know, you know, everybody listening, you should all be informed. You know what? I got to give her a lot of credit because it's kind of, it's fun.
You know what it is?

Speaker 1 It's a bait and switch in the best way. Because you see her haircut and you go, oh, did Fox News get a new anchor?

Speaker 1 And then you go below the collarbone and you go, this is MSNBC. No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're like, good for you, Miss Sweeney. So, yeah, I highly encourage everybody to do their research.
I just want to say I love my wife. Me too.
Me too. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Okay, I think we can talk about this. Let's say, I mean, Claudia is a very famous public person.
My wife is more, obviously, is much more on the private side of things.

Speaker 1 But imagine Claude, she's feeling herself. She wants to wear a similar thing out.
How do you feel? Yes. Great.
Really? Honestly, whatever. Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 Whatever she, whatever she wants to wear, whenever. Like, I, I am not, if anything, it's the opposite.
I'm going to leave the house wearing something. She's like, you look like a clown.
Change.

Speaker 1 And I'll change. No, I absolutely do not care at all

Speaker 1 what she wears. Perhaps

Speaker 1 perhaps that.

Speaker 1 But if guys, if people were commenting a lot about her, you know, more, you know, her bits.

Speaker 1 About her body. Yeah.
Perhaps it's because she is not a revealing person that I feel this way. But I, I would like to think that I wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 Perhaps I would, though, and I just haven't been challenged to know that I would care. But as of right now, I wouldn't care.
Whatever she wants to do, totally fine with me.

Speaker 1 I assume you're on the opposite side. No, not at all.
And I don't want it to sound like in any way a male giving a woman permission to dress anyway. Like, this is not a permissive thing.

Speaker 1 It's just an honest of like,

Speaker 1 how would I feel?

Speaker 1 Totally. If, if, if other people were commenting on your wife's body in a sexual way, that's, that's not a permission thing.
Totally. I, I understand it.
And my answer is it would be lit.

Speaker 1 I'm down to clown.

Speaker 1 I think people got it going on. And I would be like, you have three kids.
They're going to see this one day. But no, I'd just be like, yo.
Feel yourself, queen. I'd be like, go up.

Speaker 1 Feel yourself. Yeah.
Feel yourself, queen. Is that the right way to be, Olivia?

Speaker 2 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Please police our speech. Because we don't always know what we're saying.

Speaker 1 I have no idea. Yeah, both of you.
I have no idea. Great answer.

Speaker 1 Two minutes ago, we were talking about I'm Donnie, and now we're talking about breasts. And before that, we were talking about Glenn Powell.
We don't know what we're talking about. These are a few.

Speaker 1 We don't even know where we are with things.

Speaker 1 So we're in boobies and boobies, I'm Donnie.

Speaker 1 What would you do? What if Zoran was like, Ben, I've heard your criticism and I've taken it in and I would like you to be part of my Jewish outreach team. I think you've got a great

Speaker 1 literally found like four Jews that were living in this gutter to film this ad. My God, I have to send it to you.

Speaker 1 these rabbis holy smoke this is the worst video i've ever seen they're like we hate ourselves but we love zoron jews for zoron i'm like can you stop it but would you what i thought you were going to say is yeah no

Speaker 1 why no but i would because he doesn't no but what i would what i thought you were going to ask is if you wanted to meet and like talk i would love to hear him out yeah i would absolutely like if he wanted to come on this podcast, I would love, as long as he was open and honest, I would love to be able to ask him some hard questions and feel him out.

Speaker 1 Because from afar, he seems like a complete bill of goods, snake oil salesman, selling New Yorkers down the river, telling people whatever they want to hear.

Speaker 1 Like it's just turn off the recording, Olivia.

Speaker 1 The truth is, you guys aren't living through it. Like it's really tense times here.
No, no, you, I, you can't unless you're here. It's really, really tense times here.

Speaker 1 I temper it down as far as I can because I get so heated about it. People are really scared.
And

Speaker 1 like, they, they, they really, they really think that their life, and I'm hoping that it's just, it's just not going to happen. I don't want to be serious.
I don't want to be serious. Stop it, Josh.

Speaker 1 No, I can't. Listen.
I can't. I can't.
I don't want to. I don't want to be serious.
I just want him. Mamdani's going to come in.
Hopefully he's great. He does Mamdani salami.

Speaker 1 We do a food collab.

Speaker 1 I pray that he's totally.

Speaker 1 I just hope that he's completely different than what. By the way, politicians do that all the time.

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Speaker 1 Lately, my kids have been getting into the classic Willy Wonka to Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, but like the proper good one with Gene Wilder. Shout out Timmy Chalame, no shade.

Speaker 1 And so they really love it. I have bought a Willy Wonka costume and

Speaker 1 I'm going to surprise my family in a full Willy Wonka costume. And I think I want to do the entrance like Gene Wilder does in the movie where like I walk with the king.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And then the king gets stuck and I do a full tumble. Can you imagine that?

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 1 You'll be a great Wonka. It's fantastic.
I love it. And by the way, shout out Timothy Shalomy.
I actually loved that movie. I don't know if I was in the minority.

Speaker 1 I agree, Gene Wilder, definitely superior, but Timmy Shao was, I liked that movie. I think I just like Wonka.
Anything Wonka. This is a fun game.
This is a fun game.

Speaker 1 You know, Gene Wilder's real, let's ask ChatGPT, but I've seen it before. Here.
Hi. And then I'm going to tell you what me and Claudia are being.
Oh, yes, I want to hear.

Speaker 1 Will you please give me a list of actors who are Jewish who have had to change their original surnames to something else? Was Wilder like Wolowitz or something? It's good, it's

Speaker 1 damn good.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 Gene Wilder,

Speaker 1 his real name was

Speaker 1 Jerome Silberman,

Speaker 1 Jerome Silberman. That's hot.

Speaker 1 I think he's the only Jew named Jerome.

Speaker 1 Jerome, head up to the Bima.

Speaker 1 There's no Jews named Jerome.

Speaker 1 Yes, there are.

Speaker 1 Yo, Judge Jerome get that herring.

Speaker 1 Jerome, pass the Tanakh, dog.

Speaker 1 That's hot, Jerome.

Speaker 1 By the way, I have nothing against the name Jerome. I just don't know any Jewish Jerome's.
That's all. I know, yeah, Jerome Williams, basketball player.

Speaker 1 I don't know any Jewish Jerome's. Well, Woody Allen

Speaker 1 was Alan or is Alan Stewart Konigsberg.

Speaker 1 Alan Stewart Konigsberg.

Speaker 1 John Stewart. Anyone want to take a swing?

Speaker 1 John Stewart was John Schwartzman. Leibowitz.

Speaker 1 Wow. Leibowitz.
That's interesting. Went from the Leibowitz to Stewart.

Speaker 1 A little bit. Winona Ryder.
Winona. Anyone want to give a guess?

Speaker 1 Winona.

Speaker 1 Rivka is a family. Jerome.

Speaker 1 Rivka.

Speaker 1 That's a first name, though, right?

Speaker 1 Winona Rivka Jerome. It's a first name.
It's Winona Horowitz.

Speaker 1 Oh, lovely.

Speaker 1 Let's see. Who else? Natalie Portman.
Herzog, that I know. Herschlag, it says.

Speaker 1 That I don't know.

Speaker 1 It says your name is Netta. I'm positive it's shorts.
Neta Herschlag. Wow.
Wow. That's a strong name.
Beautiful. That said, you can't be a

Speaker 1 famous actress named Netta Hirschlag.

Speaker 1 So I'm happy that

Speaker 1 she angled properly. Sometimes it's necessary.
Not always, but sometimes it's necessary. It's kind of hot.
It kind of smells like something's burning in here.

Speaker 1 So if all of a sudden my hair catches on fire and you see smoke, Josh, just let me know. Okay?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wonder if there's anything. It smells like, yeah, something's burning.

Speaker 1 And I hear sirens.

Speaker 1 Solid.

Speaker 1 Can you just tell me we have the president of Instagram coming? This is no time for a fire. That's fine, Josh.
It's fine. It'll be fine.
We'll see. Will we get more views?

Speaker 1 We'll get so many views if I burn to death on YouTube.

Speaker 1 But what are we going to do for a follow-up? Josh. You take the podcast, you run with it.
Me and your podcast.

Speaker 1 You can do it with me.

Speaker 1 I love that so much more than me AI.

Speaker 1 But if you want, it could be you and me, AI. It could be, and you get 100% of the money.
Oh, that's just saying. I like that.
That I like. I'm just saying, did you, did you set this fire?

Speaker 1 Could you imagine me and Bruce? Mother Mora.

Speaker 1 The fact that you, like, you must meet Bruce, you have no idea. Okay.
This man. Last night, thank God successful.
He had a little mini surgery at his prostate trunk. Okay.

Speaker 1 He was peeing a little bit too much in the middle of the night. My uncle has had the same surgery as well.
I guess the prostate like hits on the bladder and it makes you feel the need to pee.

Speaker 1 So he had it shrunk or constricted. He's doing great.
You know where he's going next week, Josh? Where? The live method. The live method.
It's going to start working. He's getting in the gym.

Speaker 1 He's going to start working out. When I tell you this man has negative core, negative core.
Okay. Like he's gumby, negative core.

Speaker 1 The only reason he stands up straight is because there are steel rods up and down his back. Yeah, that's.
And he is gumby with negative core.

Speaker 1 So I'm very excited to see what the great Matt at Live Method is able to do with him. My God, he's going to be a fox.

Speaker 1 Benjamin, I just hit a PR, Benjamin.

Speaker 1 I hit a personal record, Benji. I deadlifted 20 pounds.

Speaker 1 Benjamin, what was that thing you take? Crea, what now?

Speaker 1 Oh, I forgot to tell you. He's taking creatine.

Speaker 1 of course he is

Speaker 1 benjamin i'm on creatine i take it with my glucreatamine

Speaker 1 right now every morning he takes his ag1 and his creatine so if you momentis i'm giving him the chews i hope that's cool his prosthetes fine it's the ag1 that's making him pish

Speaker 1 um should we get to a speak pipe yeah

Speaker 1 or pipe it up.

Speaker 1 If you want to get advice from us, if you want us to answer your questions, go to speakpipe.com/slash good guys. Keep it brief.
Brevity's key. We don't want your woody nutses.
They're not awesome.

Speaker 1 And don't ask us for travel tips when you go to California or LA. Google them, maybe.
We don't care. This one's from

Speaker 1 Anonymous.

Speaker 3 What's up, Josh and Ben? Based on every single other caller you guys have, I assume I'm your only male listener, which I don't get.

Speaker 3 Like, I know you guys are both gay, but I assume you get at least one guy needing some advice.

Speaker 1 Is that Jerome?

Speaker 3 So with that, I'm in my mid-30s with a young kid, and it's entirely possible that he'll soon be old enough to be on social media and to see pictures of his dad at high school parties from, like, 2010.

Speaker 3 Obviously, those have all been deleted, but the hypothetical still stands. So I was curious as to how you guys would approach that situation with your sons in the future.

Speaker 3 Josh, I know you've been very public about about your non-sober years. And Ben, I know you've discussed on this show like doing Coke in a New York bathroom or something.

Speaker 3 So, in this day, when your sons are old enough to possibly hear those things or see you guys speaking about them or to read your book, Josh, how do you think you guys are going to approach those discussions with your sons?

Speaker 3 Appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 Jerome Fisher, I think you meant drinking a Coke in a New York bathroom.

Speaker 1 That sounds much more like me. That said, you sound like a fantastic guy.
Thank Thank you for the wonderful speakpipe or moron mail. Speakpipe, it just, God, moron mail.

Speaker 1 Josh, I am totally good with it. You know, dad was cool.
You were cool. Like, what do they want from you?

Speaker 1 Like, especially like on, on the sober end, like, it's, you, you conquered something and unbelievable. You climbed Kilimanjaro.

Speaker 1 Like, it's like the greatest, like, at least from across the room, it's the greatest accomplishment ever.

Speaker 1 And for me, yeah, so a little coke like what do you what what are we gonna do about it honestly

Speaker 1 wow okay

Speaker 1 so i booted some meth at marquee

Speaker 1 so what i put something up my ass and i don't know what it was who knows so dad did poppers with joey camast to live a little

Speaker 1 live a little who who cares we need camasta on the show asap he just did the toast so good Holy crap.

Speaker 1 He is so funny. Like,

Speaker 1 so,

Speaker 1 so funny and underappreciated. Joey Camasta is the most underappreciated man of our time.
Okay. God, so

Speaker 1 geniusly funny and so quick.

Speaker 1 So quick. We got to have him on.
I'll text him. He's too good.
Next week, I think that works. Well,

Speaker 1 in general, as far as my kids go, like the one thing is, is I I don't know how you will be. I'm literally, and I'm not kidding, going to try to keep my kids off of a phone till they're 16.

Speaker 1 Like having a proper phone. They'll have maybe an iWatch with phone capabilities so that if they need to call me, if they need to call a family member, whatever.
But I just don't.

Speaker 1 And I know what people are going to say is, well, their friends and the people that they're, that are in their lives are going to have social media and whatnot, and they're going to feel, feel bad, but I don't care.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't think you can present me a world in which definitely before 14, where it benefits them definitely to have social media and in general, the phone. I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 1 Cluddy and I turned to each other in bed the other night and we made a conscious effort to watch a movie without phones. And that felt the fact that we needed to make that conscious effort is so sad.

Speaker 1 And so scary.

Speaker 1 We watched a movie. I forget what movie we watched, but we watched it to completion.
It wasn't that good. Otherwise, I would have remembered it.
And, oh, it was Freakier Friday. It was whatever.

Speaker 1 Let me put my phone down. That's it.

Speaker 1 That's it. Jamesy Lowe in the sequel.

Speaker 1 That said, Josh. People will understand this.
Jamie Lee Curtis and Sidney Sweeney have something in common. But yes.

Speaker 1 But, but

Speaker 1 honestly, Josh,

Speaker 1 but honestly, it made me feel so bad that I felt so much better about myself being able to put down my phone for a movie. Like, we are addicted.
We're addicted to our phones. It's really, really bad.

Speaker 1 We get constant dopamine hits from apps like TikTok and Instagram.

Speaker 1 And if we were, if, if we were children, we need to be outside getting dopamine hits from running and playing and jumping and having friends and sunshine. And I'm a thousand percent on the same page.

Speaker 1 I don't know how we do this. They are going to be pissed, but maybe more parents do it.
Maybe everybody does it. Like, it's not good.
It's not good. It's too much, too much stimulation.

Speaker 1 Just cut to Ben and Claudia in bed watching Oppenheimer and

Speaker 1 then cut to them watching Freakier Friday.

Speaker 1 No, we were no phones during Oppenheimer and Josh, except when to take a picture of you pressing the button, obviously. Barely.
Barely. That was really important, you know? It was really important.

Speaker 1 God bless you.

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Speaker 1 All right, next one is from, let's see, somebody good, somebody good. Let's hear from

Speaker 1 it. It is hilarious that our phones down movie was freakier Friday.

Speaker 1 That is really dumb. That is really dumb.
Like, that's the ultimate phone movie.

Speaker 1 Let's hear from Anonymous.

Speaker 4 Hi, good guys. I will keep it brief.
Brevity is key.

Speaker 1 I have a

Speaker 4 lot of people who are involved in a relationship with a married man with children. He's about 10 years older than us, and only a few of us know.
No one in his wife knows, as far as I know.

Speaker 4 But it's been going on for a few months. And I've noticed I've started to kind of judge and distance myself from her.

Speaker 4 She knows I'm really against it, but I'm curious what you guys would do if you had a friend in this situation. So let me know.
Love you guys. Thanks.

Speaker 1 I've spoken about this in the past, and I know that it might sound harsh, but it is okay to grow apart from friends if you no longer can sort of see yourself in that friend. Like,

Speaker 1 I would absolutely express the fact that this is something that you don't approve of, that it's something that makes you feel icky, that like she, she shouldn't be, it just like, it just doesn't sit right with you.

Speaker 1 But I, I don't think that you don't. We don't need to keep the same friends forever.

Speaker 1 And if your opinions change of a person, of course, you reach out, you try to solve it but if you drift apart i think you drift apart again sounds harsh but i i couldn't be friends with somebody that was like actively breaking up a marriage it just wouldn't sit right with me especially for somebody who's so monogamous and if the shoe was on the other foot and somebody was cheating with my wife like how awful that would make me feel so at least for me it's like a that's like one where if you're if you're willing to do something like that then just makes me question your morals as a person and i don't need friends that are like that, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think I totally agree with the sentiment of what you're saying. I think as you get older, life is unfortunately just context and nuance.

Speaker 1 And sometimes you hear about like somebody will be in a relationship with someone who's they're in a loveless marriage, but they're together for the kids and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 Not doesn't make it okay.

Speaker 1 But I've certainly heard of it. But I totally agree with you, Ben, which is like, you don't have to co-sign bad behavior.
And

Speaker 1 if it, if it feels icky to you and it doesn't feel right, like you can just sort of lovingly detach and either they'll get over it and you guys will come back together or they'll completely sort of commit to that person and then it's just not right.

Speaker 1 But I think you can totally protect yourself. You do not have to root on friends.

Speaker 1 and co-sign their bad behavior if it doesn't if you know that it's it's not the right thing but of course you should get all of the information you should have a conversation first I completely agree that if this person is in a loveless marriage and they have an agreement and the wife is also seeing somebody on the side there are there are specific instances yeah where I wouldn't question a person's morality but 99% of the time I think it won't be that situation I could be wrong But regardless, have a conversation with your friend.

Speaker 1 Don't judge them until you have to judge them. And then feel free to judge them.
Yeah. And also don't be righteous about it.
Don't be like, because it could be you on the chopping block next.

Speaker 1 Like, that's the beautiful thing about life is that totally, you know, there could be a moment where you're like, wow, this was not in my character, but hey, shit happened. So I wouldn't be right.

Speaker 1 I would just like lovingly detach. And if that person, give them the dignity of their own experience.
And if they come to find out it wasn't right for them, welcome them back with loving arms.

Speaker 1 But like, certainly don't make them feel bad or like hold it over them that you're casting judgment. No, no, it's not your place to do that.
I absolutely hate when people do that.

Speaker 1 Like it's not your business, but that doesn't mean to what you said that you have to co-sign bad behavior and just sit through it. Right.
But no, it's not your job to reprimand. Not your job.

Speaker 1 I have a buddy who's just a scumbag. And like,

Speaker 1 but what I can appreciate a good scumbag if their hustle is only affecting like the U.S. government or whatever.
No.

Speaker 1 but like what I cannot stand is that he's a hypocrite, right? So he's ultra critical of people.

Speaker 1 And when

Speaker 1 people, he like actively defrauds and like, it's not a crime if he does it, if he finds some like little sly angle in which to like save a little on taxes or commit a little insurance fraud.

Speaker 1 But like if anyone commits like a socioeconomic crime of like stealing from a store or like what he considers lower level crimes it's like he is the most judgmental and i'm like dog get over it bro you are breaking the law all the time yeah it's don't throw stones in glass houses it's like the worst yeah the worst like just just keep it to yourself man no good

Speaker 1 nothing

Speaker 1 And then there's

Speaker 1 and then there's the two of us. We're just so, we're so honest.

Speaker 1 Too honest. We're too honest.
We're too honest, Josh. Yeah.
we're too honest i call the government so they have to go you need anything no kidding

Speaker 1 do you do you know josh last week i overpaid my american express bill by three grand i have a credit with amex thinking this is not nice this is this is not this is i no

Speaker 1 it's too good josh Nobody wants a credit with a credit card company.

Speaker 1 It's the other way around. You'll use it you'll use it

Speaker 1 for sure

Speaker 1 oh yeah really quick too my god

Speaker 1 what about uh okay one more from

Speaker 1 or i guess maybe we should get into what are you nuts our what are you nuts moment of the week our gripes with people places and things both big and tall whatever is sticking in your gra

Speaker 1 We need What are you nuts to be sponsored by Rochester, okay? That would be hot. I need it.
That would would be hot. I'll go.
The other night, Josh, I had a sweet tooth. Okay.

Speaker 1 But I'm trying not to like eat traditional candies. So I went on GoPuff and I saw Fruit Riot, which I happen to love

Speaker 1 before. Absolutely fantastic.
I put you on. I know your daddy Fruit Riot.
You did. You did actually put me on.
And they have wonderful, colorful ads that are on like buses and stuff.

Speaker 1 And I saw it and I was just like, this is for me. I love like a true fruit.
This is like candy coated grapes. those are like chocolate covered raspberries whatever i i love

Speaker 1 i love the fruit riot okay so i'm ordering it on gopuff put in a relatively big order a couple of different flavors some body armor light and i hit go maybe uh i don't know 45 minutes later i'm like where's my gopuff order and i get a text josh from jonah platt saying you should see a dentist and i'm like what do you what do you mean i should see a dentist he's like did you send a bunch of candy to my house?

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 What are you nuts? I had sent him, I had sent him Spritz Society for a Shabbat dinner that he was having. And he was the last address that I had put into my GoPuff in L.A.

Speaker 1 And when I got back home to New York, I forgot to change it. So I sent all this fruit riot to his house.
It was so unbelievably funny. And it's just like, what are you nuts? Check your address.

Speaker 1 Like, and then I had to place it again. So

Speaker 1 I paid double for the fruit riot. It's a riot.
What are you, nuts?

Speaker 1 That's nutty. I've done that.
My mom does that a lot where she'll send us Amazon packages because she'll send the kids like toys and then she'll accidentally send herself what she was ordering to us.

Speaker 1 I told you that she sent me nipple covers.

Speaker 1 You did.

Speaker 1 Bro.

Speaker 1 She's like, Olivia, can you believe that?

Speaker 1 I was like, no,

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 I want, I want to know more, but I also don't want to know more, but I want to know more. I was like, is there a gala at the assisted living?

Speaker 1 What's going on? Like, are you wearing a sequins gown to Dunkin' Donuts? Like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 My God.

Speaker 1 But shout out mom. She's the best.

Speaker 1 That's so funny.

Speaker 1 This is a positive one, E-Nuts. I think we forget that there was a time where there was a band called the black-eyed peas

Speaker 1 and they were arguably the greatest band to ever live i didn't know where you were going with this josh i i take no black-eyed peas slander i'm happy that i thought you were like black-eyed peas or what are you nuts i'm like are you kidding me they are so i was listening to the song i got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night Okay,

Speaker 1 so good.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what was going on, but I was really tuned into the the song listening to it at the supermarket.

Speaker 1 And there's that great, inclusive line. Fill up my cup.
Mazeltov. Mazzletov.
Khaim.

Speaker 1 That's my what are you nuts?

Speaker 1 I always knew they said Mazletov. But if you really listen.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it was Will I Am or some of the other members who done it or go see it or not maybe. I don't know what these guys' names names are.

Speaker 1 No, William's real name is Jerome.

Speaker 1 He's Jewish.

Speaker 1 Angloed. I just could, it's very, it's low, and it's like, fill up my cup.

Speaker 1 Mazel Tuf, Lachaim. Mazel Tuf, Lachaim.

Speaker 1 So good.

Speaker 1 He's good. The best.
No, they, by the way, they knew what they were doing. They knew they were making the bar mitzvah, Bat Mitzvah song of the century.
You're so right. You are so right.
They knew it.

Speaker 1 They're like, if we just like throw in a little Easter egg for the Jews, they're going to play it at every event.

Speaker 1 We need to do that, Josh. We need to do that.
We need to write a song. I don't know.
I don't know where this is going, but we need to write a song and we need to pick another nationality.

Speaker 1 Maybe it's for Indy. Maybe it's for India.
Okay, back to Bollywood. I think that's in the cards.
Will I Am?

Speaker 1 They're fantastic. Hold on.
Let me look at GBT.

Speaker 1 How we say cheers in Urdu.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Great. Cheers in Indian culture.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 They say cheers.

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Speaker 1 Mondays and Thursdays, folks, we will see you next time. And as they say in India, cheers, cheers.

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