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How are you doing?

This is producer Andy, and you're listening to a brand new episode of Here Comes the Guillotine.

Susie McCabe is currently off, so you'll have the sultry tones of Frankie Boyle and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

Thank you for listening to Here Comes the Guillotine, and I hope you enjoy this episode.

Different view for me in this room.

I don't know what you can see at the window other than Larry and Kelly's hamper on the ground with a signed book

still here.

Someone's given a hamper.

Is there stuff in the hamper?

Yeah, I'm gonna go check.

Yeah, okay.

Giant crinkle cut

Highlander chip.

Is that it?

These are,

I believe, Spanish.

Maybe in Spain they think Scottish people have really nice crisps.

Potatoes?

Yeah.

I, like Maris Piper.

I guess we are a potato country to an extent.

And these are San Carlo Highlander gusto pomodoro, which means

gusto means like quick tomato.

Is that what that means?

Quick

quick sauce.

Maybe it's spicy tomato.

Maybe quick in the sense of

spicy that it's never used in.

Well.

Wearing a kill is not enough to be a Highlander.

You need grit.

These are the ideal crisps for those with character.

Thick and crunchy, with strong and intriguing flavours with no compromises.

Be crunchy, be brave, be a Highlander.

Thanks very much for that.

That was the only object in the Laring Helly Hamper.

You can have that.

Think I will.

It's been um, if you want that.

Yeah.

It's all discontinued.

They used to be made in Bassgate.

Oh, okay, they're actually Scottish.

Yeah, so it used to be Highlander Crisps.

Oh.

And then, like, 15 years ago, an Italian company bought the company and took it away from Bassgate.

Wow.

Now it's made in, like, Milan or something.

Yeah.

Wow.

It's the story.

Everything that starts in Bathgate ends in Milan.

Definitely going to keep them in Susie's chair and look over every now and then.

Highlander Crisps, Gusto Pomodoro.

Oh, that's the name of the episode.

It must, I think it is spicy.

Gusto.

Gusto.

Tomato with a bit of gusto.

Should we try them?

I don't want to.

I'm really great auditory

experience for the listener.

Crunchy, spicy

to the name.

Soft palates, dissolver, ridged crisp.

On my way to work today.

Gusto

means taste.

Taste tomato.

Tasty tomato.

Tasty tomato.

If you've got to say it's tasty, do you know what I mean?

It's uh at the bottom, so it says gusto pomodoro at the top and it says tomato or nothing in English at the bottom, which I think's quite

rigid.

Yeah.

Well, it's very Italian of them.

Yeah.

Not very basket.

No.

It's fucking torching.

The phone.

Sorry if I'm blinding you with my torch.

I didn't even know my phone had a torch, if I'm honest with you.

I'm always using the torch.

I've locked up a bunch of people at the bottom of my garden.

Do you like to taunt them?

Can you think of how much work it is to fucking keep folks?

Yeah.

Like a dog is

all consuming without it being a fucking, you know, librarian that you fucking can't.

People are looking for her.

Then you'd have to kill you'd have to kill her her dog, wouldn't you?

Because her dog, I think, would come and find it.

That way, if like you move house and the dog can cats do that, don't they?

And the dogs can do it as well.

And they kind of go across London to try and find the old house.

It would raise suspicion and go, That's the third dead woman's dog or missing women's dog that's started hanging about your house.

Yeah, I know, I don't know.

Sweden to it.

They just love the smell of my soup.

My lovely soup.

I've converted to a full soup diet i sent you that soup i got last night and did you genuine did you eat that as well yesterday well i had lentil soup as well yesterday oh you didn't have scotty brand lentil soup in the tub i might have but no i didn't get a tub of it this is like a tub it's called scotty brand lentil soup a hearty scottish soup with lentils and carrots cooked in a hamstock a source of the source of good food and there's a wee Scotty dog on the label which I like.

I like Scotty dogs.

I don't know how much they enjoy soup though.

Oh they love it.

They're getting their fucking whiskers.

Yeah

they like it.

They like to walk away from a nice

tin bowl full of lentil soup with whiskers covered in broth.

You don't this is speculation.

Objection Your Honour.

Speculate.

Can't know the mind of this gutty dog.

I had a, my

uncle had a Scotty dog and he was he was always getting into trouble because the dog was in heat, and there was a local Dalmatian who wanted to shag it, which would have been an absolute nightmare in terms of like body sizes and stuff.

But the guy who owned the Dalmatian was raging because he was like, That's good.

You know, no, a Scotty dog, like, if you, if a Dalmatian gives birth to a Scotty dog, it explodes.

The Dalmatian's fanny because

the Scotty dog was trying to fuck the Dalmatian.

Wait a minute, how did this work?

Anyway, somebody was raging.

It must be the other way around.

It must be the other way around, yeah, yeah.

But

a dog's

no, it's a it's the Scotty Dog head is fucked, I think, because it's so big.

Like, they have such massive heads.

I don't know, but stepladder, yeah,

three yellow pages on top of each other,

it's always been in my dreams.

I like to think of myself as a bit of a Scotty dog.

Big head, charming.

That's it.

Dark hair.

I love for soup.

They only like one person.

It's one of their things.

What?

Generally, a one-man dog.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

How was your uncle's Scotty dog?

Tacitan.

Tacitone.

Nice.

It was Bonnie.

I think it's a good quality in a dog.

Loyalty.

Well, yeah.

Like,

I've still been looking at the three dog ads, and you still see the...

He's four, no fault of his own.

And those dogs always just have wild eyes.

We gave a dog to a farm, supposedly, when I was growing up.

Did you?

Yeah, I don't.

I've checked with them recently and they're kind of on non-committal responses about what actually happened to Molly.

No, it was before Molly.

It was before Molly.

Dave, Molly.

You had a dog called Dave?

Yeah.

Somebody was saying this.

Ben Tullow, who works for Global Media, you might recognise him from the Die Dire podcast, Die Another Day, I think it's called.

He is not called that.

He was saying he at the live show in Glasgow, he got a taxi back to global offices here to pick something up.

And its taxi driver was the dad of a guy I went to school with who was like, oh Christmas, boy, my son knows him.

He said, oh,

I know Christopher.

He had a dog called Dave.

And

it was because I think I introduced the

human names for dogs thing.

to Glasgow.

I think I was at the vanguard of that movement that's now basically almost pissy at this point.

What sort of dog was Dave?

He was a lurcher.

I can see that.

Yeah, a long, thin, black.

He was kind of a fet.

I think he was a homosexual.

Right.

And I liked that about him.

I've always enjoyed the company of homosexuals.

And

he was very lithe and he would sit in an armchair and look out the window and kind of judge people.

Man's best friend?

Yeah.

My gay dog.

My gay dog.

Marley and me.

And the homosexual community that Marley was a part of is the sequel, Marley and me.

My friend had these two gay dogs, and he said, like, it seemed almost like they used to get turned on when this local priest would visit.

They would get turned on.

Yeah, it was like they'd get really excited when the priest turned up and like his mum was dying or something and like they'd have to like pull the curtains because it's like the dogs were out kind of pumping on the front lawn in front of this priest like gallowed in his check this

was he uh was can priests fuck one of the dogs was called rambo no um

they're not allowed priests are not allowed so maybe it was some kind of yeah i wish but you wish you could do this brother

flaunting the the sexuality in front of him

because um officially they can't fuck but pretty much to a man

they must be

well up to all sorts yeah

famously they are, yeah.

Um

yeah, Dave, uh, he I remember being at Cardonald's cat and dog home once and there was these two gay dogs and you had to adopt both of them

because they were in love with each other and they've always known each other's company and now they were both eight and um they were kind of old.

Were they gay or were they just like they were in love?

Used to each other.

Is that the word

used in Cardonald?

They'd grown accustomed to each other's company.

And they licked each other's tongues.

That's love.

It's like.

I just thought it was beautiful that they had each other.

It's interesting to me so much the language of sex is the language of a gift.

Do you know what I mean?

To give a gobble.

To give a handjug.

Well, yeah, you're giving it.

Maybe it could be a fucking anti-consumerist thing where you're like, just give a gobble this Christmas.

Instead of buying a

puppy give a gobble

give a lick out give a lick out you do give lick out don't you i do yeah

me too take a ticket ladies

it's like a daily

three to eight

i'm three two one why are you not doing it in the right order but your voice gradually getting weaker as your lips contract as your lips contract and as your throat cancer intensifies.

Number 522!

You left already!

You're never in KFC,

but

sometimes...

You came in with me once and you seemed horrified by the concept.

Now you can't inject heroin in the business.

There's no point.

Can't do it in the megabus, can't do it in the KFC.

But sometimes they'll be doing the number system, and then, like, letters will start showing up.

And you're like,

how am I supposed to guesstimate how long my popcorn chicken is going to be?

I was watching

the secret life of Walter Mitty.

All right.

The film.

The Ben Stellar one.

Strange.

I'm so old that my go-to for that is Danny Kaye.

Who's Danny Kaye?

Who's Danny Kaye?

Wait a minute.

Fucking hell, man.

Danny Kaye was a gay

entertainer, song, and dance man who starred in many light-hearted movies.

One of them was about Hans Christian Anderson.

Oh.

One of them was the one where he kept going, the vessel with the petal is in the cancel with everything.

That one.

And so he often did tongue twisters.

He tap-danced.

He clicked his heels together in mid-air.

He was well known for that.

Great hair.

And to no one's surprise,

transpired to be a homosexual who had an affair with Sir Launcelot Levy.

He was a a confirmed gentleman.

No, a confirmed bachelor.

Confirmed gentleman doesn't mean anything.

Means you're Catholic.

Yeah.

He

turned Lawrence Olivier's

leather, did he?

Wow.

Don't even think of him as a sexual option.

He's not anymore.

He's dead.

Well, it doesn't mean he's completely off the table.

Not necessarily.

Is he pelvis in a graveyard somewhere.

There's a pelvis in a graveyard somewhere.

Take it to the repair shop.

I just need to get this repaired enough that I can fuck it.

Okay.

I need Lios.

We've got some genetic engineers here.

Timpsons.

The growing cells of Danny Kaye's arse in the lab.

And

you can fuck it if you want.

it's not perfect

it's not perfect but you can fuck it well um

yeah you deserve reflection just the unveiling at the end um reference i'm bringing up the secret life of waterman

because there's a bit in it where after he goes off on his journey and i'd imagine the ben stiller version is very different for the danny kay version i hope it is it was rubbish this film

But there's a bit where he goes to Iceland to try and find a fishing boat that he thinks this photographer's living on or something.

And the guy at the rental car place is like, you can have the red car or the blue car.

And he looks over there and there's a red car by the car and goes, red car.

And it's supposed to be like a way you nod to the matrix.

And you're just like,

shut the fuck up.

I checked it out because I've really been enjoying Severance,

which is another Adam Scott Ben Stiller collaboration.

You've been watching Severance.

I saw all of Series 1, but I haven't watched Series 2 yet.

Too Consumed by The Walking Dead?

Too Consumed by The Walking Dead.

And also,

can't be bothered sorting out my Apple thing.

Which you can sorting out.

It was on my old telly, and so I had to cancel my thing because you can't transfer it to your new tele now.

You can't transfer it to your new telly?

It's just easier to just close one down and start another one.

Yeah.

And I can't be bothered.

Right.

Did you like the series one?

I loved it.

Yeah.

But I'm very admin

avoidant.

Yeah, me too.

And I'm also like the only thing I'm signing up for is Sevens.

There'll be nothing good on here for another year.

Will I remember to cancel my subscription when I finish watching Sevens?

Probably not.

So I'm in a I'm in a kind of limbo.

I was saying to you, I was saying, Wait, it would be good if we could um I like doing this podcast a lot, but if we just kind of uploaded their consciousnesses to a computer kidnapped some teenagers got them in put our consciousnesses in their heads and

get out but we still have our likes of evidence basically but then their dogs are turning up at the studio and we've got to find a rational

assume it's des that they're looking for or that des is one of the dogs yeah des is leading a pack for reasons unknown

He's out in the graveyard running around.

As a dog.

Graveyard dog.

Can he only take on life forms?

Do you know what I mean?

Or can he be a gravestone?

Well, you know, because you said the graveyard.

Like, where would Dez hide?

You know?

As a gravestone in a grave, it's a graveyard.

But I think it could be organic thing, like a tree or whatever.

Oh, it could be a tree, yeah.

It can be a tree, but a stone isn't

only alive

you'd have to ask days yeah

i'm really enjoying several but i would just like it if if if you could upload your consciousness and all your memories and all your anecdotes to three separate strangers take over their minds the way that the mushrooms do and the last of us and they could podcast for you would that be that would be better i think you could do other stuff for your day somebody else would podcast for you what you're doing is you're trying to take the labor element out of the least labor intensive job in the world where we turn up for like two hours once a month

take this fucking millstone from my neck.

I started by saying I like doing it, I like doing this, but I just think like in the crux of the first series of sevens, I think, is that

he wants to not be conscious because his wife's dead and he wants to exist

and not being able to grieve her.

Do you know what I mean?

While he's at work, so he does seem happier when he's at work.

This guy who's seven.

I'm going to really need to watch She's One again because I had no idea his fucking wife was dead.

His wife's dead.

And that's why he's so sad.

And then his pal for work, Petey, he gets reintegrated.

His

work brain goes back into his day brain and he gets assassinated because you're not supposed to do that.

Essentially, it's a great show.

I'll check it out.

I have checked it out and I want to watch things.

I just can't be bothered.

Jumping through the fucking hoops.

Find someone to do it for you.

I mean, I will get on.

I will get on.

Okay.

I'm pretty sick of The Walking Dead.

Also, Tyrese in The Walking Dead.

Like, spoilers for whatever, 2016 series of The Walking Dead.

But

Tyrese dies.

Nine years ago.

Who's Tyrese?

Tyrese is like the black guy

who was the boxing coach in The Wire,

who wears a little kind of black beanie

and um i would sort of think if if i was gay that that would be the sort of guy i could be in a couple with a beanie boxer well

sounds like a horrendous slur you've invented for

she's a bit of a beanie boxer if you know what i'm saying but i could see him being at home making the soup while i'm out podcasting and then you know

the labor-intensive job podcast.

I hope someone's at home making soup for me when I'm here.

Well, is he gay

in my head and again the show?

In the show?

Well,

you don't really find out a lot about the sexuality.

That's one thing about it is like they're on the run from zombies a lot of the time, but also a lot of them are in their 20s or whatever.

And you're like, well, they would be fucking.

Yeah.

But they're not really.

they're pretty consumed with running away i know a guy that went to jail and he said that he was depressed before he went to jail and then as soon as he the police showed up at his house to arrest him his depression went away and he was kind of consumed with how to get through this and he wasn't depressed he was you know he was in jail he wasn't the happiest guy but the the the existential depression completely disappeared until he got back out and then he was like oh yeah this

oh i think in any zombie apocalypse that'd be true you'd find people who were right into it who were like oh i'm finally alive finally allowed to murder well not murder but people want to kill people that's how the army works isn't it people there are psychos who want to kill people and then they go you can go kill people in other countries if you want isn't it they're not really people and you go oh great well they reckon in this century the people who joined the s and the special boat squadron all that weren't the best people anymore so it used to be that's where all the proper psychos who wanted to kill people went.

But because there was so much active killing people in Britain at the time and in Afghanistan, Iraq, and there were so many active missions that those people didn't join special forces.

I'm missing kill time here.

I could be out killing fuckers.

Yeah, well, that's it, isn't it?

Maybe they would like to sever themselves as well and upload their consciousness to a kidnap teenager or something, but

hard to know.

Upload their,

yeah, why not?

Well, if they could exist as two murderers,

get more done, get more done, basically.

Yeah, I guess that's kind of how like a fungus thinks.

I just want to be all over the place, you know.

I mean, I want to have a hundred of me and just keep growing, and then they can all do the same thing that I want to do, or cancel cells, yeah.

I would describe

soldiers as cancer for sure.

Sorry if you're a soldier listening to this in your barracks.

Your favourite podcast you come to get.

He's just compared me to a mushroom.

I was going to take it mushroom, but you know, and then the other bloke came in with cancer.

I thought, fuck this.

I thought, fuck it.

Well,

why am I listening?

What's the fucking point?

Why do I moderate the Reddit for the podcast?

I'm out here in Cyprus,

occasionally

drunkenly mowing someone down on a moped.

A Cypriot.

For my my king and my country.

And my favourite podcast?

Are you having a love?

That's the great thing about being the king.

You've got an army.

You know, come the apocalypse.

People like Musk and all that, and they're like, how do I brain chip people?

How do I get my body cards to stay loyal day two when fucking currency is worthless?

Not a problem for the British Royals.

They've got a fucking army who've been indoctrinated to defend them since birth.

See, if I was a royal, that would be just my luck.

That the day that I stood down as king would be the day that the world ended, and all of a sudden, the thing you need more than Eden is an army of loyal psychopaths.

You'd be a sort of Bonnie Prince Charlie figure to re-establish your claim.

The king across the water in Japan.

I'd love to be Bonnie Prince Charlie.

He was an early cross-dresser.

Oh, was he?

Yeah.

He dressed as a woman to escape the red coats and sailed.

He probably liked it as well.

Probably the whole thing came in that ink.

And he was like, then we'll go to the back.

And then I'll maybe, if I flee,

there's this lingerie.

Just don't open it.

Don't go in the bottom drawer.

Don't look in the boat.

But I have a plan B.

I'm like, all of his efforts went towards plan B.

Like, if you saw that costume, he escaped then, it was like fucking Shirley Bassey and fucking peak

and no battle planning whatsoever.

What a cool guy.

I like that.

That's probably lunch.

What were we reckoning for lunch?

Dunno.

I went to...

That pizza place was poor.

I went to Laborator and Espresso for our coffees today.

They were lovely coffees.

It was great to have the chocolate cannolis again.

It felt like old times.

If you're doing a PhD in vibes,

check out that place.

What do you mean?

I mean, it is an unusually

funereal,

a funereal terse vibe.

If I was a rabbit in Warship Down and I fucking hopped into a cafe, my fucking ears would be twitching.

Your ears would flop down flaccid to the sides of your rabbit head.

I'd be banging my back foot and looking meaningfully at Bigwig.

I'd be like,

Something's up here.

I don't know what it is, but it's something's up.

Do you think they broadcast a sound that's imperceptible to our human ears, but our bodies register it?

Kind of the doom drone.

The doom drone.

I think it's a strong possibility.

Something's been emanated.

There's also the thing where always a member of staff sits at

the bit where you're supposed to get water.

Sits, and it's a sink, it's not a table.

So

there's always a guy sitting over the sink.

And if you wanted to get water, you would have to reach across, definitely touch him,

and say, oh, excuse me, or or something to a guy who's definitely not going to reply.

And there's like tables in the window that he could sit at.

It's odd, isn't it?

It's very odd.

I like it.

It's my favourite coffee shop in the way.

I just want to repair the wounds that this podcast committed to Libertorio Espresso.

Well, I tell you what, I got the impression there's no way they've heard this.

Like, there's no way there must be because many people have gotten touch to say, What is going on with that place?

But it's the same funereal vow.

It's not different.

It's just exactly the same.

And the coffee's good.

Coffee's amazing.

And like the snacks are good.

Amazing.

So.

I've not had my little Italian cube.

Pardon me.

To the listener and to you, Frank.

Nobody had dared that.

That's a fine note to end on.

That fucking Helm's Deep fucking

conch blast.

Uruka.

Stolen Horn of Gondor.

Conch Blast.

I've not seen The Lord of the Rings.

I can't believe we got to the end of a Susie List episode before the Lord of the Rings pattern came out.

That's great.

You've not seen Lord of the Rings?

No, I've not seen it in ages.

And I've bought the trilogy on DVD.

I'm getting back into physical media.

And I've bought it and I guess it's a bit of a drink.

Is it an extended version?

I hope not.

Are you an extended guy?

I've watched all the extended stuff.

But do you prefer it to the more streamlined bit?

There's no difference to me.

Really?

It's just exactly the same.

I couldn't tell you what had been added or taken away.

Right.

But we should make Susie watch it.

She's got enough in a play

without a nine-hour fantasy epic that she's not interested in being added to.

But

to the pile of admin.

How can she who's fucking not seen Lord of the Rings?

My girlfriend's read it but not seen it, which is a bit strange for me.

I can see that.

It's pretty piss, really.

What do you mean it's amazing?

Your favourite thing in the world?

Yeah, the book.

Oh, okay.

You don't think the film's good, Peter Jackson?

It's fine.

It's like, you know, when it came along beforehand, it was all in everybody's heads.

So there was all this really cool Lord of the Rings art and stuff, right?

And Tolkien had done some of his own art.

And from the get-go, or certainly from the 60s,

there's loads of different kind of, if you see some of his old covers, man, they're quite abstract, and there's quite sci-fi ones almost.

And when the films came along, it just kind of established the aesthetic fantasy.

Exactly.

That's true.

I got the, I, I, I bought a The Hobbit.

I bought it in a second-hand shop, the book, The Hobbit, and it's the version with J.R.R.

Tolkien's original art in pencil on the cover, and I'm excited to get into it.

But the way he's done it, you're like, that's pretty cool.

I didn't know he was an artist as well.

I knew he didn't mean map and stuff, and I knew he could help with

the alphabet for the elves and stuff.

But yeah, I'm excited.

Sorry, by the way, if you're listening to this, thinking they've got through a whole episode without loads of rings,

and then right at the end, it's just me burping and then going right into a five-minute hang about

fantasy aesthetics.

But there is a calcification of aesthetics, especially in in in genre, you know what I mean?

Like

nothing comes out, like the fifth element was pretty cool, that was kind of Mobes inspired, sci-fi.

I d I

just assumed there's a lot of stuff to come out as a UGA, or people who keep making mad stuff, and then it feels like over the last ten years, I know mad stuff has been made, but certainly in the mainstream, there's a beigification.

You know, we had that Charles Bukowski thing where he was like, we've got cable

and

stuck it on.

First thing we saw was David Lynch a razor head, him and his missus.

He was like, They watched that and they went, That was fucking great.

What else is like that?

And they flicked through, like, no chance they won nothing.

Yeah, I mean,

IP David Lynch, you know,

nobody was doing it like him.

Do you want to know how much fucking nerd I am?

Okay,

my front door, I've got a new front door that has

stained glass in it, like old crap stained glass.

And I've got a stained glass artist to make a Lord of the Rings-themed insert with a dragon and mountains and whatnot.

So

that's cool.

If you ever come around,

I will.

Go for a dragon-themed sauna.

And

if I switch the light on in the porch, the dragon will glow.

Right, okay.

It's gonna get much better than that.

Do you know what?

I think it's important.

This is something I liked about my last place.

Was when you come home.

Because I remember I lived in a masonette, so it was a front door, and then stairs went up, and the stairwell was really bad.

And we didn't have like a nice welcome out or something.

But I always remember I would come home for tour with you or something.

I'd get dropped off and I get up and I'd go up the stairs and I'd turn left and I could see my couch.

My couch was yellow.

I could see my plant.

I could see the corner of my TV.

And that was the first thing in my house that I've seen when I got home.

And I loved that sight.

I loved the yellow sunburst couch.

And it was so,

I'm here, I'm home.

And the idea of seeing a dragon glow when you return home is really exciting.

And it makes me think, I need to see something cool when I go to my house.

Because right now, when you open my front door, it's a microwave and a freezer in a hallway.

Because the previous tenant asked for a freezer, even though there was no room for it.

I think if you have any opportunities for stained glass,

perhaps remove the side of the freezer.

What I see when I go home is the no-vibe cafe.

The no-vibe cafe?

Oh, of course.

This is...

Christopher's referring to...

Let's not do

a certain establishment that is

almost entirely

Chinese customer base,

but also me

when I left there because then nobody would bother me.

Yeah, and it's really anti-vibes, isn't it?

But if you're doing your PhD in vibes,

head to Laboratory Espresso,

have this funeral mood beamed into your heart.

Then

go to the No Vibe Cafe if you can figure out what that is.

No Vibe Cafe, they just don't care if you're there.

It's cash only.

Most dishes are incredibly hot.

Incredibly hot.

A lot of stewed chicken feet,

char sou, pork,

jellyfish, soup, etc.

Very exciting.

I've never been in because I feel like I shouldn't.

If you're looking to get some writing done,

that's the place to be.

No one's going to talk to you, not even the staff, while they're taking your order.

Yeah.

Anyway, I hope you can get something like that, Andy.

Best of luck, Andy.

Of course, last listener.

Hey, how you doing?

Produce Andy here.

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