TEASER: October 2025 Members Only Mailbag

Speaker 1 It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne with me, Judge John Hodgman.

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Speaker 1 I don't want to contradict this theory of sync pissing that you two are developing,

Speaker 1 but I do want to speak to the moderators on r/slash sync pissers.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, first of all, you have user takes John to know Juan. That's not anything, not anything of consequence.

Speaker 2 Right, gotcha.

Speaker 1 You have user Mr. Pisser.

Speaker 2 These are the mods. These are the mods.

Speaker 1 These are the mods. These are the mods.

Speaker 1 I think Mr. Pisser, probably a sync pissing alt,

Speaker 1 wouldn't you say? That's somebody who has two Reddit accounts, one for

Speaker 1 posting about peeing in syncs and one for not.

Speaker 2 I have a question, though.

Speaker 1 I'm not done yet, Jennifer.

Speaker 2 Really quick. Is there a Mrs.
Pisser?

Speaker 1 Well, Jennifer, I'm glad you brought that up. We'll get to that in a moment.
Great. We also have Clean Brilliant 6960,

Speaker 1 which I love.

Speaker 1 Nothing gets a sync clean like Ammonia.

Speaker 1 Shrek Memes 420.

Speaker 2 Excellent.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Jane Longwell, who bears the user tag Femmpisser. Yes, that's right.
Here, here on Sync Pissers, there are

Speaker 1 brave non-penis havers

Speaker 2 who piss in sinks. Well, I know that there is technology to, and I'll be blunt here, to help people without penises to pee in different places.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 As someone who has spent time on a boat in Maine, I know that there are various funnels that you can use to aim urine away from you.

Speaker 2 There are also certain emergency bags

Speaker 2 that have that you can pee into

Speaker 2 no matter no matter what style of person you are.

Speaker 2 If peeing into the ocean is not possible for you, you can pee into a bag and it's got moisture absorbing,

Speaker 2 you know, it's the stuff that's in diapers, you know,

Speaker 2 for kids.

Speaker 2 So, you know, you can have you and and by the way, maybe

Speaker 2 Fempisser or whatever their name is isn't using any any equipment. Maybe they're just having a great time.
You can do whatever you want in your own house.

Speaker 2 You can piss in your own sink in your own house if you want to.

Speaker 2 If you are sharing your house or even just your life with somebody, you gotta have consent from all parties before you get into this.

Speaker 2 And by the way, what I was doing in Charles's room and Charles too, we were disgusting. We were 18, 19 years old.

Speaker 2 It was gross. It was gross.
It is gross. I agree with you and Valerie Moffat.
Gross. Sorry, Yule, it's gross.
But if it's your house and everyone's cool with it, I guess it's okay.

Speaker 2 What you don't want to do, of course,

Speaker 2 is

Speaker 2 do what the folks in the sink pisser subreddit are doing, which is lying to their spouses.

Speaker 2 Like, that's a thing where it's not just the thrill of pissing in the sink. It's the thrill

Speaker 2 of

Speaker 2 tricking the person you supposedly love the most into believing that you respect their wishes when you don't. And that is the grossest thing of all, far grosser to me than actual urine in the sink.

Speaker 2 Though, by the way, you shouldn't piss in your kitchen sink for sure. I don't care what they say about ammonia.

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