No F*cks Given ft. Kylie Jenner

Speaker 1 Kylie, you're my bitch. I don't know if I've ever been on a podcast before.
Maybe you can't stay my body. Kylie and I are getting so fucked up today.

Speaker 1 What is something that you think about all the time? Aliens. The first scary movie I've ever seen was signs.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is signs? When you're spiraling, who do you text first? When do you mute our family group chat? You were always muted.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 Truth or dare? Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, you pick. Oh.
Are you okay? Are you okay? I see your eyes watering. No, mine are glossy from alcohol.
Yours are glossy from tears. There's a difference.

Speaker 1 What was our bonding experience like being pregnant? I don't think we ever expected to be pregnant at the same time. Okay, let's call mom.
Wait, did you mean to post that on Instagram?

Speaker 1 Bang, bang, kiss, kiss. What? Show me.
Tell me right now and get it down. What are some of your superstitious rituals you do?

Speaker 1 Sure, I'm lip lining, my lip liner. Cheers to us.
Cheers. And welcome and thank you for being on Chloe and Wonderland.
I love you. I love you.
I'm so scared to see this episode.

Speaker 1 You are getting nasty right now. Better calm down.

Speaker 1 Hylie. Hi.
Welcome to Wonderland. Thank you.
I'm so so happy. You want me to be so happy that you're here? I'm so happy.
So I don't know if people know and not like this isn't like a diss.

Speaker 1 No, it's fine. But this has been like the fourth attempt to get Kylie Jenner on the pod.
And it, but timing is everything. Timing is everything.
Because you're here now. We're present.

Speaker 1 And Kylie and I are getting so fucked up today. Yeah, I don't know if we would have done that the other times.
Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't have.
A timing's everything.

Speaker 1 But also, can I have the floor? You can say everything. Okay.

Speaker 1 so when you first were doing your podcast we had a date

Speaker 1 that's not true

Speaker 1 we had a date to do it but i felt like i felt strongly that you needed to

Speaker 1 have non-family members on first to solidify your place in the podcast world right yeah so i felt like you need to do you and then i'll come on

Speaker 1 you hose half the time yeah yeah yeah right and also what i do want to say to all the viewers and listeners is that I need to get something off my chest. Oh my God.
I'm like wasted. Breaking news.

Speaker 1 Me too. It's hitting me.
So Kylie and I, before we started recording, we shared a shot together. Like, what the fuck is going to happen this whole time? Okay.

Speaker 1 But Kylie and I don't really drink that much anymore. And half a shot of vodka.
and half a martini really fucks us up.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. It's also like too.
When the olives slap you in the face, you know it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 I'm like, so like, what's happening? But what I did want to say is that, so Kylie and I shot a YouTube video together.

Speaker 1 Everyone has seen it because it's like the most viral sensation. It's definitely the best, most watched video on YouTube.
But we did that ages ago.

Speaker 1 So in honor of that video, we did a YouTube video for your YouTube channel where Kylie and I were so drunk. I literally blacked out in the garage here, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 And Kylie secured you to take me home when I had to fucking hold it together for security. I felt like I was like, so hello, sir.
How are you? I don't know why. Like, I literally had like an accent.

Speaker 1 When

Speaker 1 it was like,

Speaker 1 well, that's when I was drinking personally a lot more. And in the video, I go, I took six shots.
Chloe took five shots. We're going to start the video.
I've taken one shot and I'm like not okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. And Kylie and I, we're here.
We have all of Kylie cosmetics here because we're here and we're trying to bring that same energy.

Speaker 1 But I'm not asking Kylie today, like, where are you from? Because you're my sister. Like, it's weird.
If I'm like, so how was your childhood?

Speaker 1 So we're just going to ask random, fun questions that probably most interviewers. It's fun.
It's fucking fun.

Speaker 1 It's fucking fun. And whatever you don't want to answer, say it, bitch.
Shut the fuck up. And we don't answer it.
And we move on.

Speaker 1 And these aren't like riveting questions because because you're my sister, I can ask you things that another interviewer is too afraid to ask you because they need to be like proper.

Speaker 1 You, bitch, I don't need to be proper. And on that note, let's take half a shot.
You think so?

Speaker 1 Chloe, please.

Speaker 1 I'm not okay. How are you? Okay, I'm not okay, but I can read still.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm gonna take a quarter.

Speaker 1 I can I just take a big gulp of my martini, it's like the same thing, whatever you want to do.

Speaker 1 Fucking fuck.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I also wanted to say, I don't know if I've ever been on a podcast before. What? Right? I don't know.
Whose podcast have I been on? Stas?

Speaker 1 No, I've never been on a podcast before, but I wanted this public announcement. I wanted to start maybe getting on some podcasts, but I couldn't have done that

Speaker 1 without going on your podcast. Yeah, now you're on mine.
So

Speaker 1 honestly, that's how it should be, though. Yeah, duh.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 Kylie, Kristen, Jenner.

Speaker 1 Why are you scared?

Speaker 1 It's fine. Whatever you don't want to talk about, we're not talking about.
It's fine. Okay.
I'm just so drunk. Discuss your Roman Empire.
Like, what do you think about way too much?

Speaker 1 What is something, it could be the most.

Speaker 1 Like, I think about the color pink all the time. Whatever it is.
What is something that you think about all the time? Aliens, maybe. Yes.
Talk to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 what about

Speaker 1 i just

Speaker 1 you and i at this moment just we got so much deeper yeah yeah yeah no we just no this we relate about this a lot

Speaker 1 i just love you more and more every day i don't know what it is ever since i was a child i think it's because the first scary movie i've ever seen was science

Speaker 1 what the is science signs

Speaker 1 I don't know. With Joaquin Phoenix.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I know. I have to see.
Maybe if I show you a photo, photo, but that was the first scary movie I've ever saw. And it just gave me this like intense fear of aliens.

Speaker 1 And that would just be something that I think about a lot. Do you think that they're so? Are you afraid of them now?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 So I want to review. If aliens were to land on Earth, like

Speaker 1 Kylie, I don't know what I would have to just. Kylie, they are among us.

Speaker 1 You don't have to be afraid. Dr.
Stephen Greer already said that the the government, thank you, that they're going to stage an alien invasion. So don't believe that.
You said they are. They are.
Dr.

Speaker 1 Stephen Greer said they are. He said the government is going to try to instill fear in everyone.
They're going to stage an alien invasion. So, bitch, I'm good.

Speaker 1 Okay, when you can't fall asleep at night, what is your go-to scrolling app?

Speaker 1 TikTok. What are you looking up? Are you just like minding? It's just on my for you page.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what is like your algorithm? It's really, it's a lot of animals. Okay.
How many wait, wait, cut to how many animals do you have? So I just got two cats and I have lots of dogs. I lost count.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have a ton of dogs. But my TikTok scroll is like animals, like funny videos of like chickens and rubber.
When I say plenty of chickens, lots of cats. I have chickens too.
Lots of cats. And

Speaker 1 what else is on my for you page? Like people falling and stuff.

Speaker 1 That's random.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That is random.

Speaker 1 How many group chats do you think you have?

Speaker 1 I feel like I only speak in group chats. Oh, really? Yeah.
Okay. So I feel honored when I have an individual conversation with you.
Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm like, ooh, this is serious of Chloe's texting me on the side. Fuck yeah.
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
I want to know.

Speaker 1 What are some of your memories of us growing up in the same house? Like they could be the most random, like, I don't know, what are like the things that come to mind? Okay.

Speaker 1 Do you want to know some of my earliest memories with you? I do. Okay.

Speaker 1 We were at the Hidden Hills house and I remember you were, it was my birthday. Okay.

Speaker 1 And we were by the window. I just remember, this was like a very early memory.
So I just remember we were by a window by the, by the backyard.

Speaker 1 And you were asking, you were telling me how old I was turning. And I think I was like four or something.
Shut up. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 And you were like, hold up your fingers, and you were helping me hold my fingers up. Kylie, there's no way you remember this.
Are you going to cry? No, I need to hear the rest.

Speaker 1 I cried too.

Speaker 1 Wait, are you okay? Are you okay? I see your eyes watering. No, mine are glossy from alcohol.
Yours are glossy from tears. There's a difference.

Speaker 1 And then I remember, this is a little scarier. Oh.
I just remember when you got in your car crash. Wait.
And you were like laying in your bed with a neck brace.

Speaker 1 And I remember. These are not the same story, by the way.
No, this was a different time. Okay.
So then

Speaker 1 the first memory is that's so sweet of me. You were four.
And you were holding up my fingers to tell me how old I was.

Speaker 1 That's so

Speaker 1 like my mom.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cry just because you're crying. I mean, the martinis do this.
It's just because it's so sweet. Okay.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 pause. Pause.
Another memory. Memory is.
I remember you. I remember

Speaker 1 when my parents, you know, my mother and my father.

Speaker 1 I know that. And they were like, Chloe, they kind of, I remember they like explained to me kind of what happened.
And then I went in to see you and you were like laying in bed with a neck brace.

Speaker 1 Am I wrong? No, you're not. Yeah.
So at 16 years old, I got into a really bad car accident where where an older gentleman ran a red light. I

Speaker 1 spun out. I went through my car windshield.
I had to be removed from the car with the jaws of life is what it's called. I've had three knee surgeries

Speaker 1 from it. I was in a neck brace.
I had like thirds. Your head went through the windshield.
Yes, my head went through the windshield.

Speaker 1 And my dad always said, and I remember it was on cold water right before Ventura. My dad's official.
I never knew where it was. I knew, I know exactly where it is.

Speaker 1 If I drive by it, I'm like, oh, I literally start like tensing up because I'm like, pay attention, look all around you. And I remember the stop sign the man rolled to hit me.
So it was a stop sign.

Speaker 1 Yes. So Ventura was there.
And then right below it was like a stop sign. And to my right, because I was driving to my dad's office.

Speaker 1 And my dad's office was, there was a Jerry's Deli and a Pin's bowling alley. And my dad had an office right before.
Okay. And my, I had a Mercedes and my on-star

Speaker 1 immediately called my dad's office. And Kim answered because she was his secretary.
And it said, airbag went off, whatever it says. And Kim ran down.
And I kept saying, mom, mom.

Speaker 1 And I have no recollection of that at all. Kim would always say that.
And they cut my jeans. And it was the only, I was a little chubbier.
So it was the only pair of jeans that fit me.

Speaker 1 And I kept saying, these are the only, Kim told me this. These are the only jeans that work.
Don't do that to me. Oh, wow.
And I went straight to surgery that day for my knee. But, um,

Speaker 1 and I had some memory loss from that incident.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 And that was horrible. And then I was put in a neck brace.
I had a knee brace from my ankle to my upper thigh for like three months. And mom made me go on a date with someone in that time.

Speaker 1 And I was the way I walked into the date, her and Gunner put me in a date with someone. It was.
like the meanest thing. I remember you healing at the, at home.

Speaker 1 I remember that was like very significant. yeah that was that was and you and mad with your neck brace that wasn't great but i'm alive and praise god praise god

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Speaker 1 Does Kylie remember Chloe sneaking out and getting in trouble? Are those any of your memories? Okay, good. I think Chris shielded me from that.
Thank God. Yeah.
So what are your other memories?

Speaker 1 My other memories, they're all positive. You were definitely a strong authority figure in my life.
So Chloe's the one that like always had my password.

Speaker 1 I remember I really wanted a Facebook or a MySpace. In Twitter.
MySpace, Facebook, Twitter were the first three socials.

Speaker 1 But before I could even have an account, like you had to sit Kendall and I down, talk to us about the dangers of social media. You needed our password.

Speaker 1 And if you guys changed your passwords, I would always say, I'm coming to find you and I'm taking them off your, like, whatever. You're not allowed to have them.

Speaker 1 Cause if you violated not giving me the password. Yeah.
And you guys were so good. Yeah, we were.
Yeah. I think that saved me from a lot of things, probably.

Speaker 1 I didn't even have the thought that I can do anything bad on social media because I really felt like you were watching that. And then

Speaker 1 just like if I would get in trouble, you would take the home phone away from my bedroom. Yeah.
You were definitely like, I respected you.

Speaker 1 I don't know who I would have been. I don't know who I would have been today if you weren't

Speaker 1 there. I remember you were like the discipline

Speaker 1 in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I love that, but we also had such a great relationship. Like I remember when you told me the first person that you had like a real serious relationship with.

Speaker 1 And I remember like you would talk about it so freely. I remember exactly where I was.
I was actually on the freeway. You called me and you told me all these intimate things.
And I remember like,

Speaker 1 okay, I had to put the phone down and be like,

Speaker 1 okay, we just turned a corner, like thinking to myself, she's not. a little girl anymore, but I had to like be cool.
Okay. And not like, don't blow it, Chloe, like let her still tell you things.

Speaker 1 But I was driving to a basketball game, I think. And I just remember like telling myself, okay, be cool.
This information isn't great, but now she's like dating people. We're okay.
We're okay.

Speaker 1 And I just remember, and you would always come to me with problems. And I took such pride in that.
Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.
I, well, cause I literally was like,

Speaker 1 don't freak out. It's okay.
Do you remember the first time you've ever like lied to me? I don't really know if you and I have a lying relationship.

Speaker 1 We don't really have a lying relationship, but anytime I would even attempt to, I feel like you would catch me in a lie like immediately. I feel like we're both

Speaker 1 way too afraid to lie to you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're just, we don't have a lying family, really. Yeah.
Like, I feel like we're, we would just avoid as opposed to lie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If that makes sense. I agree.
Oh, yeah. So fuck it up, Kylie.
Cheers to that. Cheers.
We've already cried. We've laughed.

Speaker 1 What was our bonding experience like being pregnant? I don't think we ever expected to be pregnant at the same time. Never.
In a million years. No.

Speaker 1 Going from you helping me count my birthday on my fingers to being pregnant together. So I think that

Speaker 1 we embraced it. I think we were.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did. I remember,

Speaker 1 like, respectfully, I think Kim was first

Speaker 1 and she was a surrogate. So she wasn't.
We really took her shine away, really. We did.
And I remember how jealous she was that you and I were pregnant together.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because then she was like, fuck, why did I do that? Like, why wasn't I pregnant with you? Because it just would have been like, what an experience. Yeah.
And then you were pregnant.

Speaker 1 I had not a clue, obviously. I was pregnant three months after you.

Speaker 1 And I remember having the barbecue at mom's. You couldn't be there.
You were sick from pregnancy and you were in bed. And when we FaceTimed you, you were like

Speaker 1 stop are you pregnant and i remember saying yes and it was like

Speaker 1 never in a million years i think that you and i did photo shoots together and so many amazing things but never in a million years would i think that i know and

Speaker 1 god has such a way having our sons together having our sons together

Speaker 1 and kylie is really one of the main reasons why

Speaker 1 I felt so

Speaker 1 safe and comfortable having Tatum because Kylie was like, come on. Air is six months older than Tatum.
And when I was like crying and like, why is this happening?

Speaker 1 I can't believe it's happening a second time. And you were like, but God makes no mistakes and this is supposed to happen.
And now our sons get to grow up together and we, and Stormy and True.

Speaker 1 And now we have Tatum and Air. And you were so right.

Speaker 1 Who could have planned it better? God. You know? That's it.
It was like. It's crazy.
It is crazy. It really is crazy.
And they have each other. Thank God.
Because who would Air be with? I don't know.

Speaker 1 No. Who would Tatum be with? I don't know.
Right. It's crazy.
They're so cute. And we have to keep them like nice and sensitive.
Because when they're together, they like.

Speaker 1 I just sent Chloe a video like two days ago. They went to Disneyland and they were like in the cart, like holding hands like this.

Speaker 1 They look like this around Disneyland, looking like looking, enjoying these experiences. I want them to like.

Speaker 1 Sensitive and Chloe. They both love each other.
Yeah, they do. What surprised you most about becoming a mom? I don't think you realize how

Speaker 1 selfish you are.

Speaker 1 Like even the little things until you have kids, like leaving the house,

Speaker 1 just

Speaker 1 leaving the house. Like even just going to a friend's house.
It could be a house. Going to a friend's house.
Yeah. You can't do those things anymore.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I think just little things like that. But also,

Speaker 1 I was really scared the first time I was really young. I also think that that maybe people don't fully know about you is that since you were little,

Speaker 1 you were the biggest nurturer. And Kylie had a dog named Dolce.

Speaker 1 And I think you got this dog at seven, maybe younger,

Speaker 1 but around seven or eight. We were in Sherwood, so probably younger, like maybe six.
Maybe six or seven.

Speaker 1 And the way Kylie was obsessed with this animal and the way, like normally kids are like, I want a dog, I want a dog. And they're cool for like two weeks.

Speaker 1 And then the kid, like, it's the parents' responsibility. This dog was Kylie's baby.
I couldn't have sleepovers because I was so obsessed with the dog.

Speaker 1 And it was instead of calling your parents when you're at a sleepover, like, mom, I miss you. It would be like, how's Dole Jay? Is Dole J okay? I have to come home.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 So I think innately, Kylie has had this maternal instinct her entire life.

Speaker 1 And even if people saw it or they didn't see it, like, so obviously a dog and a human are two different things, but you've always had these progressional steps that were so natural to you.

Speaker 1 And you had this maternal instinct, even with your friends and you're silly and fun and all of that. But the mom gene, I don't think there was a lot that needed to change you.

Speaker 1 Because you were just like, okay, whenever it happens, I'm ready. Like, I, I can lock in.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you do. You lock in.
Thank you, babe. Cheers.
Oh, fuck you. I mean, I'm still going.
You better fucking go.

Speaker 1 What are the difference of these brushes? You know what I wish you would do? What? I wish, because like for idiots like me who doesn't know makeup, you see how it says Kylie Cosmetics.

Speaker 1 I wish this said like blush brush. I don't give a fuck about your number.
No, I love that. Thank you for the feedback.
Contour. I also don't want to eyeshadow, but I don't want to limit it to.

Speaker 1 Okay, but on the website,

Speaker 1 more information. I just, I'm this is my foundation brush.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. I was going to say, this is the blush brush.
Okay, I need some blush. But you can use it for anything.
Like, this is my skin tint brush, but I use it for contour.

Speaker 1 I'm just not like a makeup brush. This is the concealer brush.
You don't use this?

Speaker 1 I have it, but I wish it said

Speaker 1 concealers. No, no, no.
This is the best brush ever for concealer. I wish I could something.
I wish these said like specifics. That's just my wish.
And you could customize it just for me.

Speaker 1 how do you balance maintaining your personal identity while being a parent i think i have a really good balance

Speaker 1 you have a great fucking balance i have a really good balance i think that i definitely still feel like myself

Speaker 1 it was really hard for me having kids so young and you're just the emotions and the postpartum And probably being the only one in your circle. The only one.

Speaker 1 Iris, that's Iris and I became a lot closer. She's a little bit older than me.
She, we had kids together all the time. Iris was on the pod.
She was on the pod.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I think I did a pretty good job. I think it just takes time.
You did a great job. Yeah.
But I do want to. It took me like a year probably after both times to really take myself again.

Speaker 1 I think that's normal. Yeah.
I think it just takes a minute to like get your fucking mojo back. No, it does.
Has being a mom changed how you think about your own childhood or how you view mom? Yes.

Speaker 1 In what ways? I think that I can relate to her more. I understand maybe some of the decisions that she made.

Speaker 1 For sure, it's changed my whole relationship with my mom. It's interesting because in interviews, if someone asks me, like, has being a mom changed the way you view mom? And I say

Speaker 1 significantly. And I say, I almost am jealous of Kylie for getting to have,

Speaker 1 because I think when you become a mom, you have so much more empathy for your own mother. Like you understand, wait, we're just humans.
Yeah. And she's doing the fucking best she knows how to do.

Speaker 1 Just because you're a mom or a doctor, we put so much like power with these people.

Speaker 1 And like, they're still normal human beings that like, yes, we view them as superheroes, but doesn't necessarily mean they are. And they're just like

Speaker 1 our mom had us in her young 20 or had the older ones in the young 20s and then if she makes mistakes that's okay we're allowed to give her grace and forgiveness and so the fact that you get that understanding so young your relationship with mom gets to be so close from such an early age where

Speaker 1 i feel like mom and i butted heads a lot when i was a teenager when i was a teenager too though Really? Like before I moved out the house, I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 I feel like you and mom, you were like always a mommy's girl. Her nickname, me and Stas lived, Stas lived with me, basically.
Her nickname was Dark Shadows.

Speaker 1 And every time she would walk in the door, I'd be like, dark fucking shadows is home. Like we,

Speaker 1 like, I had such a hard time. We buttered heads.

Speaker 1 Shouldn't understand. I mean, you know me as a human being.
I'm very type. Her name was what? Satan.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 But I'm very type B. Yeah, no, there's no A.
There's no, there's no A. Nope.
in here.

Speaker 1 I'm like messy, but in a very like I know where everything is. It's just how my brain works.
Like if there's a mess and someone moves my mess. You guys

Speaker 1 know where I know. During the fires, okay, Kylie was nice enough.
We were getting evacuated. Hidden Hills, the podcast, we had to even, I think, prolong our start of our podcast because of the fires.

Speaker 1 Kylie was nice enough. She was like, come evacuate.
Me, Scott, all the kids. And we were all at the same time.
Are you talking shit about your evacuation? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 We were all at the, no, no, I'm not. We're all at her other home in Beverly Hills.
And Kylie's like, Are you good? Are you coming to Palm Springs? I'm like, Yes, we're going tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for letting me be here. And she's like, Are you, are you? Um, Kylie said, Are you going crazy? And I was like, Why? And she's like, Because all the piles of things everywhere.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Well, now that you offered that, yes, it's a little crazy. She said, Chloe, I'm just a go-with-the-flow type of girl.
I don't want to stress things. And I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 She was so like, like, just laxadaisical. I was so envious.
It wasn't even like shit was everywhere. You were just like, there's a method to this.

Speaker 1 Be cool.

Speaker 1 And I was not cool. Okay.
I couldn't handle it. And you were so great.
And I was like, the fact you even let us all come over there, that alone would have freaked me out.

Speaker 1 You know, mom would have been like,

Speaker 1 the hotel is full. Yeah.
Just even if it was empty, just because she was like, no one. You and Scott, right? Me, Scott, Cece, Lala.
No, all of our kids, um,

Speaker 1 Rob, and Dream. I didn't even know you guys were all of them.

Speaker 1 I mean, I told everyone you can absolutely go, but I was out of town. I didn't, I didn't, yeah, no, you were fine, but you were so chill and you were like, are you going nuts?

Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, because you were in my bed.

Speaker 1 I was in your bed, but this

Speaker 1 room, by the way, we're making it seem like my room is like a tornado. It's just like, you know, I have books and I have my crystals and and I have my stacks.
And it was right after Christmas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the presents and they were like, but to you, it's or I was like, do you want me to help you put this away? You're like, no, I know where everything is. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 It was great. And my closet.
I don't know what to do about my closet. It's like, no, but you're my.
And keep trying to, I know. So it'll be a fresh start.

Speaker 1 What do you think our different parenting styles are? Because I think you and I are somewhat similar or no? Am I crazy? No, we are similar. Yeah, I feel like we are.
I think you are,

Speaker 1 well, you're the best mom. Thank you.
So are you, though? Thank you. I think you're a little more

Speaker 1 regimented. Retrimented.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Better word. Yeah.
Than rigid.

Speaker 1 You are very like, they need to be asleep at this time or like my day. Like it's the, the world has ended.
you know

Speaker 1 where i'm a little like it's like fine we're in disneyland like they can stay 30 more minutes you're very listen i let tatum go to disneyland the other day but even now not have his nap i know he didn't he didn't take us the update i'm like wow i wasn't gonna say it was a big day but he's like seven and he was a demon seven he's three he when he came home he was like

Speaker 1 Don't you talk to me? I was like, oh my gosh. Tatum, is that you? Well, because

Speaker 1 he has

Speaker 1 because he's never not had a nap. Tatum needs his nap.

Speaker 1 Tatum was.

Speaker 1 My son, Air, hasn't had a nap in like a year. Air has lost his nap? Yes, for a few months now.
Kylie,

Speaker 1 that's major. Well, they're going to be in preschool next year.
True. No,

Speaker 1 it's happening soon. Air is also six months older than Tatum.
That's true. It's a big difference.
And Tatum was...

Speaker 1 Out of the movie of the Exorcist when I saw him after Disneyland. I was like, I need.
but they got to go on more rides and he's not going to remember. Oh, I was so tired.

Speaker 1 I had to stop coming home from Disneyland. He thrived.
He's going to remember

Speaker 1 his nap. I said, he will not have a nap.
And he was fine.

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Speaker 1 Ooh, what is the peak and the pit of your week so far? Well, the pit of my week is losing my Norman. That was like very hard for me.
Very hard.

Speaker 1 I didn't think that I was preparing myself because he was about to turn 13 and I knew that I didn't have as much time with him, but

Speaker 1 how crazy was the King Kylie anniversary of it all? It's like

Speaker 1 he made it to King Kylie, but that was definitely the pit of my day. The peak, the week,

Speaker 1 the peak would be,

Speaker 1 besides being here, thank you.

Speaker 1 It would be, I think, my King Kylie collection launching because I've been preparing for that for like years. No, fuck it.

Speaker 1 And 10 years of any brand, anything, store, anything being in existence, that's fucking,

Speaker 1 that's iconic. Yeah, it's a dream.

Speaker 1 I didn't think this far, but it's pretty amazing. How could you? You were so young starting this from your, you were at mom's house, like, this is what I want to do.

Speaker 1 And you did it. And look at you.
It's amazing. Thank you.
Speaking of King Kylie, we have Popstar Kylie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. How does it feel to be Popstar Kylie? I send you so many TikToks.
Okay. So all I do is send, I've sent you like 20 TikToks that I'm ignored on.

Speaker 1 That Kylie, it's you send me TikToks like on TikTok. No, I don't know how to do that.
Okay, just to your text. I don't look at those.
Obviously, but you look at your text messages. It's fine.

Speaker 1 I'm not offended. Okay, whatever.
And they're all about the fourth strike song and people dancing to them. They have choreography.
Dude, I did ignore that last time. And how?

Speaker 1 But only because I've seen it already. And I was like, oh, how?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I just, I don't care if you acknowledge me.
I'm like, you should like hype them up. I think it's so cute.
It feels really cute.

Speaker 1 It feels really good because I had zero expectation. I didn't expect really like,

Speaker 1 I mean, I loved it. I was proud of it.
I thought it was amazing, but I didn't really do it for

Speaker 1 to get a number one song or like, I wasn't. Yeah.
I tried and I put, you know, all the love and the best I could do, but I wasn't expecting anything. So anything extra feels really good.

Speaker 1 It's just like creative freedom and to have fun. Well, you know, it was on my vision board.
What?

Speaker 1 To record a song. I love that.
Yeah. And when do you make

Speaker 1 December? I do them with Iris every year, like around New Year's. We just do it when our schedule is aligned.
Iris, I feel like anything she puts on those boards. She's such a good manifestor.

Speaker 1 She's such a good

Speaker 1 manifestor. It's crazy.
Anything she puts on those boards. Yeah, we

Speaker 1 did a vision board. And honestly, I haven't done one in a few years since then, but everything on my vision board has like come true.
Okay, then we got to do another one. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm setting up. Now I'm like in a dream even bigger.
Hello.

Speaker 1 I have some thoughts on my vision board. Okay.
I want you to put them on the vision board. I'm not going to tell you

Speaker 1 to talk about them, but I need to be a part of this. Yeah.
I need to be. We should do it.
The three of us.

Speaker 1 We should. But yeah, I did record a record a song, like get out of your comfort zone.
Did you put acting on there? Because

Speaker 1 you're acting girl i did

Speaker 1 you did well i didn't put acting but i put more general like

Speaker 1 do things that you're afraid of do things outside of your comfort zone what are the two things that you're most afraid of

Speaker 1 um career wise acting and singing okay and you did both this year wow oh my god for the for the charlie movie coming out i was chloe what

Speaker 1 i i i was so scared for for days. Like

Speaker 1 to actually do it.

Speaker 1 I had a very small part. I mean, I had a lot of lines, but I was, I was just so afraid.
I think I'm so used to,

Speaker 1 I think I used to do a lot more things out of my comfort zone. And now I'm used to like being very sheltered, staying in my, in like a, you know, safe.
box box for me. I relate to that a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just like my safe space to not be, it's probably the reason why I don't share as much, just to not be judged or criticized or

Speaker 1 years of that takes a toll on you. And I think at a certain point, you're like, okay, I'm going to do A, B, and C to just protect myself.

Speaker 1 I'm like so drunk.

Speaker 1 No, everything I'm saying, I like mean, but I'm like, wow, I'm going to look back on this and be like, yours is not okay.

Speaker 1 But,

Speaker 1 and then, um, so I just, I don't even remember what I was talking about. Anyway, I was very scared to do this and very proud of myself when I did it.
I'm so proud. I remember when you did it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1 Who do you turn to for acting? I don't know if it's advice or just support or like to give you that confidence that you need. I think,

Speaker 1 well, before I officially, it was right around when Jesus passed. So I felt like I committed to it.
And then I was like, wow, I'm in a really bad place.

Speaker 1 And I just don't know in a month from now if I'll be okay to do this. I think it was like a month away.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 but I still, you know, I was like, I know the director, obviously, Aiden. So I was like in contact with him.
And I'm like, I really want to do it. I hope that I'm in a better place.

Speaker 1 Like, just give me a chance. Like, I'll get it together.
And then closer to, I actually called Kim and I was just like.

Speaker 1 I know you're like in your acting bag right now. And

Speaker 1 I just need a little like encouragement and some advice. And I read the lines to her like how I would say it.
And she was like, you got you like, you're saying it perfect. You got this.

Speaker 1 This is so easy. What's your role? Or do you not want to give it a second? Cute.
I can't tell you anything other than that. But basically, it's major, obviously.
Obviously.

Speaker 1 Do you want to continue acting?

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 get in your acting bag. I would do it if it was like the right thing.
It was the right thing, the right role. Okay.

Speaker 1 I would.

Speaker 1 I don't think I'm so

Speaker 1 I would love to do something that was like

Speaker 1 I think I'm I think I'm hilarious. You are.
So I would want to do something that was like funny or

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think it would have to just be the right thing.
What is your go-to TV show? I'm watching Task right now. What the fuck is that? Oh my God, you're no, I'm such a loser.

Speaker 1 I'm such a loser with TV. So tell me, what are you watching?

Speaker 1 Honestly, it's fine wait let me just because i'm watching love is blind and when i get home later i get to watch the wedding episodes have you watched i haven't gotten into the the recent season what okay so maybe i'll get into that after but i'm watching task right now and i'm really into task about task is about oh i'm like bleeding it's cool you're bleeding look at my big toe

Speaker 1 so i have to piece so badly and i'm just like holding on and just

Speaker 1 i need a second okay i need to pee break

Speaker 1 we are back what are some of your silly and superstitious rituals you do and because you are superstitious

Speaker 1 sorry i'm applying my lip liner that's okay okay wouldn't you consider yourself superstitious i think so

Speaker 1 i just believe in like whatever you believe in Yeah, so what are three things you believe in? Like, I don't know. What are you trying to say? I'm trying to say that well one

Speaker 1 crystals i love i loved crystals i still love crystals

Speaker 1 got it okay but i wouldn't say like i i don't really like lean them out in the moonlight and the sun and charge them and the whole thing but yes i used to be obsessed okay

Speaker 1 so no superstitions

Speaker 1 I don't think so. I think I just don't really speak anything into existence that I will keep things inside my deepest fears in my head because I won't think of them.

Speaker 1 I mean, I won't say them out loud to other people. I will say that's the smartest thing you could do.
I don't care what you believe in.

Speaker 1 The tongue is so powerful. I agree.
And whether we sing it in a song or whatever, that shit comes true. Your body doesn't know if you're fucking singing a song.
Yeah. It comes true.

Speaker 1 I do believe in that. Period.
When do you mute our family group chat? Like at what point? You're not muted now because i got a new phone you were always muted oh this

Speaker 1 just because sometimes when you guys are just sometimes we

Speaker 1 will be having separate conversations on the chat and it's like i don't really need to hear this right now this has nothing to do with me but so far i mean so far so far we're no muting yeah has happened your boundaries

Speaker 1 I don't know, 10 years ago to now,

Speaker 1 have they changed? My boundaries.

Speaker 1 Personally? Yeah. Yeah.
For sure. Right.
And do you think,

Speaker 1 like, I remember how much we all used to get on court for like the trigger word of boundaries? Yes. But now, like, especially that I'm older and like I have kids, I'm like,

Speaker 1 I'm eating my words. Like, I love a boundary.
Yeah. Do you love a boundary? I do love a boundary.
Of course. What's your favorite boundary that I have for myself personally?

Speaker 1 Like my kids' personal life, I guess. I will say you in court are the best at having whatever boundaries are.
They're very different, you and court, but what your boundaries are,

Speaker 1 just abide by them. Yeah.
Like, I love that you guys aren't like sometimes I get frustrated. I'm like, come on, or whatever.
But I respect

Speaker 1 how you guys just stick to that. And you're like, no, I'm not bending for anyone.
And you don't feel guilty about it. I wish I didn't feel guilty about

Speaker 1 everything.

Speaker 1 I feel guilty about everything. When you're spiraling, who do you text first?

Speaker 1 When I'm spiraling,

Speaker 1 well, I'll call you a lot when I'm spiraling. I love that.
I do. I really love that.
The last call was fun.

Speaker 1 What was that? The hair. Oh, yes.
My daughter, True, had a really high temperature. I posted about it last Christmas and it like.
was so, so, so sad. True had 107 fever.
Crazy. So crazy.

Speaker 1 I never knew that if you had such a high fever for that long, months later, three months later, it will cause significant hair loss. True lost about between 50 to 60% of her hair in volume.

Speaker 1 She still has hair. We took her to the doctors.
It was the most terrifying thing. Kylie and I really

Speaker 1 were able to talk about Stormy had an interesting hair situation and hair trauma is a big thing.

Speaker 1 I think when it happens to you as an adult, you're like, okay, I can, this sucks. I can process this.
Hair will go back. I'll get some whatever extensions.
When it happens to your kid,

Speaker 1 you're like,

Speaker 1 it sucks. And you have to stay strong so they don't realize there's a problem.
Of course, of course. And that's the hardest part.
Yeah. I think that's the hardest part.
I really do.

Speaker 1 How are you letting loose and finding your happiness these days? Like, what makes you happy? I

Speaker 1 have never been happier. I love that.

Speaker 1 Thank you. And what makes you so happy? Just all the stars are aligning? All the stars are aligning.
And

Speaker 1 yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's a lot that, I think it's just also growing up, I think.

Speaker 1 And finding yourself and

Speaker 1 surrounding yourself with the right people,

Speaker 1 everything.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about Kendall turning 30? Kendall turning 30 really scares me. Why?

Speaker 1 I don't like it at all. But why don't you like it? Because you know you're next.
Yeah. Yeah, I figured.

Speaker 1 Every time she gets to an age, I'm like, damn, shit, I'm going to be there soon. Not that I don't feel, by the way, I feel like 45.

Speaker 1 What? Yes. What do you mean? I mean, I have two kids.
I like have a million jobs. I have a business that just turned 10 years old.
Like, of course, I feel 45. What do you mean? That is so weird to me.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. Don't you feel like I am that bitch? I have two kids.
I have a business. What does 45 mean? I can't be still feel like that bitch.
No, I'm not. I've, I'm that bitch and I'm 41.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 But I'm just saying when you're not 45 and you have all those things, like most people don't come into their own until their 40s, sometimes 50s. No shame in that.

Speaker 1 You are that bitch at, okay, what was that? Under 20?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's, I feel like you feel very young, but I feel very mature at the same time. I can get that.
So I also think maybe because of that, do you get enough grace when you do have like

Speaker 1 a wild night out?

Speaker 1 I guess you guys don't, I think you, you and Kendall have always been really

Speaker 1 during COVID. I will say I got it out.
What I was going to say is I think

Speaker 1 when you guys turned of age,

Speaker 1 society sort of changed a little bit where like the club life, the going out life wasn't what it was when I was 21.

Speaker 1 So when you guys went out, maybe it was more private. But let's just say a bad photo of you guys like stumbling out of a location, which is normal.
We've all been there. came out.

Speaker 1 Like, especially if you're a mom and like you're like having a fun night out, other moms do it. Do you feel like you get as much grace? Like a pass? Like, why? You're a business owner.

Speaker 1 You're responsible. I think I do.
Good. I hope you do.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's rare to find us. Like,

Speaker 1 I can't remember the last, but I do think I get enough grace. Yeah.
I don't really pop out like that. Let's be real.
No, I know. But why don't any of us pop out like that?

Speaker 1 Because times are changing or because the eyes that are on us? I think I would just rather

Speaker 1 rather not. because I do feel like we're not like I'm dying to pop out.
Exactly. No, but I'm like dying to pop out.
Oh, I'm missing out on so much. I just, I would rather just not do that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You want to go to One Oak tonight or something?

Speaker 1 I do think times are just changing. One Oak's not even open anymore.
You know that. I just learned that like two seconds ago.
I'm like, what? Where have I been?

Speaker 1 Sometimes I drive in the streets and I'm like, where did this restaurant come from? And this, that's how much I just don't know what's going on out there. I think you just broke my heart a little bit.

Speaker 1 One oak is gone. It's gone.
It's something else.

Speaker 1 That's sad. I know.
What is your idea of a perfect Sunday? Perfect Sunday is in the backyard in the sun all day with my kids, taking a walk, doing a puzzle,

Speaker 1 maybe a glass of wine at night.

Speaker 1 No gluten all day. No gluten.
Oh my.

Speaker 1 You are getting nasty right now.

Speaker 1 No gluten, but maybe like a gluten-free cookie at night. You better calm down.
You need to really take a chill.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Like glasses of wine, white or red, however, I'm feeling.
Are you a red or a white? Lately, I'm a white. I know.
What?

Speaker 1 Do you know, like, what white? The white kind of just gets me going. No, but.
But Santa Margarita. Santa Margarita.
Yeah. Okay.
Talk to me, dirty. Say it to me.
Say it. Santa Margarita.
Hi, papi.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 In an alternate universe, what would you you be doing if you weren't you?

Speaker 1 I would be a

Speaker 1 I would be something super major.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I would be like a maybe the best makeup artist in the world. You fucking would.
I fucking would. You fucking would.
I would be the best makeup artist. I just, fun fact.

Speaker 1 I don't, I'm sure you remember this. So, Kylie, it's just not meant to be that Kylie ever does my makeup.
Okay. We have tried, I know at least two different occasions over the past 10 years.

Speaker 1 One of them, Kylie and I were going to film. We had apps together.
You came to my house in the Oaks. We were about to film and mom got in a car accident.
Oh my God, yes.

Speaker 1 There were two other times that you were supposed to do my makeup on camera. Every time

Speaker 1 something crazy happened where you weren't able to do my makeup. Well, I would love to do your makeup.
I mean, my point is

Speaker 1 I don't know what my point is. I think I forgot because I'm drunk.
But I'll do your makeup at any time. Literally, call me.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I brought that up.

Speaker 1 But, anyways, crazy. Truth or dare? Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, you pick. Oh,

Speaker 1 haven't played this in a while. Uh, truth.
First DM you ever sent to someone you didn't know. Oh, I know this one.
You do?

Speaker 1 What is it? I send a DM. I'm not going to say who.
Stop.

Speaker 1 I'm dying already.

Speaker 1 To

Speaker 1 some, to a guy

Speaker 1 for Stoss.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So it was like, not for me at all. I've never DM'd a guy.
What would you say? But, you know, I was pressured. Stoss was like, I like this guy.
I love him. I'm obsessed.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know how to get to him. Text him my page.
I mean, DM him my page. And I was like, whatever, that's my girl.
What am I supposed to do? And did you do it? And I did. No response.

Speaker 1 i want to call stas right now from your phone and be like kylie's in jail oh my god do it wait what do we say okay you're gonna no i need a prank okay okay i agree what is the prank wait you want to know be so funny obviously okay i've been wanting to do this for a while stop yeah tell me there's like a there's a tick tock trend where you where like people will call their friend and be like did you mean to fucking post that on instagram okay

Speaker 1 and I think it's funny, but I see that. Like, imagine we say something, Kim, we're like, all you say is Kim would cry.
Did you mean to fucking post that on Instagram? Try Kim.

Speaker 1 It's just you, not me. It's just me.
Just you. But I don't want her to even see me because then she'll see the no, so just call her.
I'm gonna face him. No, but she can't see anything.

Speaker 1 No, she can't see that I'm like lit and perfect. So easy.

Speaker 1 Wait, did you mean to post that on Instagram? What?

Speaker 1 What you just fucking posted? What did I post?

Speaker 1 Well, look on Instagram. I'm just like, you should probably delete that.

Speaker 1 What? What is it? I don't see anything. That pic of you.

Speaker 1 What pic? What pic, Kylie? I don't see anything.

Speaker 1 We're just kidding. You're the podcast.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what? I was literally just going through my phone. I'm like, what? Okay, let's call mom.
Oh my god, mom doesn't post. I know, but

Speaker 1 wait, did you mean to post that on Instagram? What?

Speaker 1 What? You just posted on Instagram. I didn't do anything.
What? That picture of you.

Speaker 1 No. It's like a

Speaker 1 selfie of you in the mirror, and you're like, not

Speaker 1 clothed.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Show me. Tell me right now and get it down.
You've got to be fucking kidding.

Speaker 1 What? What am I wearing, Kylie? Just be honest with me.

Speaker 1 Well, I see your fucking boob.

Speaker 1 Shit. I'm calling Jen.
Gotta go. Bye.

Speaker 1 I feel so bad. Jen is gonna get yelled at.
Jen,

Speaker 1 call her back. Jen's gonna get yelled at.

Speaker 1 It's not bad.

Speaker 1 Well, no, I feel bad. She's not resting.
She's not answering.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's call Kendall. I love this.
Wait, did you mean to post that on Instagram? Kylie, don't do this to me.

Speaker 1 The photo is weird. Kylie, don't do this to me.
Kylie, do you think I'm...

Speaker 1 Why are you a legend? Why are you a legend? The smartest person you've ever met.

Speaker 1 Mom, it wasn't Joe.

Speaker 1 We text you.

Speaker 1 What? It wasn't Frank. You guys

Speaker 1 just lost my mind. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Kylie. Oh my God.
I just was shaking. I was shaking.
I'm thinking, how can I, I'm getting old. How can I be so stupid? Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Turning into MJ. Wait, did you mean to paste that on Instagram? What? What you just posted.
You're such a liar.

Speaker 1 Is this a prank?

Speaker 1 How do you know? Your heart dropped a little bit. Landon was like, you got scared for a second.
I definitely did. How did you know? You and Kendall are like cool as a cucumber.

Speaker 1 Mom and Kim are like a heart attack. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then didn't call call us back five minutes and we were trying to call her to tell her it was a joke and then she called us back five minutes later and was like i can't find it i can't find i'm like we're kidding

Speaker 1 we

Speaker 1 mom yes

Speaker 1 oh my goodness no you guys you guys had me for a second for a millisecond

Speaker 1 that yeah that's a good one Did you know Court and I had a great chat and her and I are amazing? Oh, good. I know.
I love to hear that. I love you.
Love you. We're going to get back to our podcast.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we have one last card, and that's it.

Speaker 1 Never have I ever. Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's get crazy. Please, never have I ever ignored a sister's call on purpose.
Do I have to sip? Just a little. So I have.
Well, you're going to have to sip probably the whole thing. Okay.

Speaker 1 Googled yourself on purpose. Well, yeah.
I did that today.

Speaker 1 Blame something I did on another sibling.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay.
I'm not drinking anymore. Yeah, you're going to be drunk.

Speaker 1 I've done that. Faked crying to get something I wanted.
I mean, no.

Speaker 1 Maybe when I was like three. Okay, well, you still did it.
Okay. Have you ever been pulled over and got yourself out of a ticket with an excuse? And if so, what was the excuse? No.

Speaker 1 I haven't been pulled over in a really long time. Me neither.
And when I did get pulled over, it was for the tents on my car. Same.

Speaker 1 Anyway, what do you want to ask me?

Speaker 1 We're done here. So I want to ask you anything you want to know about me.
Why did you name it Chloe in Wonderland? Because my name is Chloe. That's number one.

Speaker 1 And Wonderland is like Alice in Wonderland, you're falling down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 1 I like the strangest of topics from aliens to self-help people, like from Dr. Amon to aliens.
So there's not, it's not one category.

Speaker 1 Every episode will be a totally different thing. And I want people to go down the rabbit hole with me.

Speaker 1 I like that. And you're just in a wonderland.
I want us to always wonder, are you a flat earther or a round earther?

Speaker 1 I'm a round earther, I think. But honestly, I haven't had much thought or much research about it.
I'm a round earther, and then Rob sends me all these things about flat earthers. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 do I think anything's possible? Yes. Same.
I do think anything's possible. I believe in mermaids.
I'd rather not worry about it. Well, it's not a worry of mine too.
Yeah. I agree.
I'd rather like just

Speaker 1 believe in Wonderland. Exactly.
I would. Do I believe anything's possible? 100%.

Speaker 1 Do I care enough? No.

Speaker 1 I'm surviving. We've all survived here for thousands of years.
Yeah. whatever the earth is whatever it's shaped like we're good what are we gonna do kylie yeah you're my bitch forever and always.

Speaker 1 What are we gonna do? What is the next step for Kylie?

Speaker 1 Like, not to scare you, okay.

Speaker 1 But if Kendall is 30,

Speaker 1 that means Kylie will be 30 next. Okay, just

Speaker 1 putting it up there. Yeah, just like a fact is a fact.
Okay.

Speaker 1 What do the 30s look like for Kylie, Kristen, Jenner? The 30s look like my children will be

Speaker 1 10.

Speaker 1 And that's crazy. Yeah, I'll have a 10-year-old,

Speaker 1 but I think my 30s and my goal for the next year.

Speaker 1 I have, I mean, I Kylie Cosmetics is my baby. So let's like not age ourselves.
Yeah. Kylie Cosmetics is my baby.
I have some more goals, some more things that I want to do for her.

Speaker 1 I think that's my main focus. I would do another acting job if it was the right fit.
Love. And I do want to get back into the studio.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying I would release any new music, but I want to try.

Speaker 1 Because why not try?

Speaker 1 Why not enjoy life? Why not

Speaker 1 try and just enjoy life? I think that's what

Speaker 1 I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 But no, that's just my, I think no fucks, if no fucks were given before, no

Speaker 1 fucks are given now. Not a, not a fuck.
I love it. Insight.
Not a fuck. No, I don't really care what people have to say.

Speaker 1 I don't. Not a fuck.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think I've had goals and dreams in my life, and I just,

Speaker 1 why would I let anyone else's opinion stop me from

Speaker 1 living out

Speaker 1 any dreams that I have?

Speaker 1 You know what? Cheers to us. Cheers.
And welcome. And thank you for being on Chloe in Wonderland.
I love you. I love you.
I'm so scared to see this episode.